Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell?


Advertise Here! Support Contact Ace: aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type	Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell? Is it fart-porn? I understand he's a flatulence exhibitionist. Butt-trumpets right on national TV. California gubernatorial hopeful Eric Swalwell once penned a graphic, sex-charged college poem boasting of lovers "kissing till veins imploded and exploded" -- with "blood rolled down our chins," according to a report. The Democrat, now running for governor, wrote the eyebrow-raising piece when he was a 19-year-old student enrolled at Campbell University, where he contributed to the literary magazine "The Lyricist" and also penned a column for the student newspaper, according to Daily Mail. The poem, titled "Hungover From Burgundy," describes two partners meeting atop a hotel before having "formless and magnificent" sex in a "flurry of limbs and nails," with the narrator appearing to relish being bitten. "While I screamed / She bent her lips to mine," the passage reads... That's "The Royal She." Xe means ximself. ... adding the pair kept kissing "till veins imploded and exploded ... For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting." "And there beauty was, formless and magnificent -- a flurry of limbs and nails. She chased and I ran, I chased and she ran," Swalwell wrote in the poem. "Atop my hotel she stopped, and I lept for cloth and tan, my anxious arm she bit -- my scar is beautiful." Swalwell continued: "While I screamed, she bent her lips to mine. Kissing till veins imploded and exploded, till blood rolled down our chins, for bounded mouths cannot speak of parting." "In the morning, I awoke beside beauty's shadow -- her form sloppy and her legs pale. My scar lost, my lips cracked and dry. And we groaned simultaneously." It's so gay my dick just asked about garrett's mountain bike. I'm going to use my psychic powers to read Eric Swalwell's gay mind. Thanks to Piper. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 Why do you hate us? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e) 2 I'm not sure I did them a favor but I alerted the previous thread. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e) 3 Was Fang Fang a dude? Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM (YwEeS) 4 1 Why do you hate us? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:20 PM (ExV1e) Yes.. Why punish us ? Posted by: It's me donna at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (mS7ek) 5 >>>3 Was Fang Fang a dude? fang fang haz wang wang? Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (1wjle) 6 I am confused. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (0N4FZ) 7 Gag. I hope this is a short thread. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (n7rxJ) 8 One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time. Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) 9 It is far to late to get Gilbert Gottfried to read that work. We once had that chance, but the chance has passed, never to return. Pity. The world is awash in pity. Posted by: Kindltot at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (rbvCR) 10 I won't say I'm a sex expert but forms are usually involved. and the flurry of limbs and nails sounds dangerous. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+) 11 Fang Fang was a tucker? Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) 12 One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time. Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (YwEeS) He's allowed to film in prison? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (ExV1e) 13 How does one bend their lips? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gtcuf) 14 3 Was Fang Fang a dude? Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:21 PM No, and neither is his wife. But somehow an arm suspiciously matching Swalwell found its way to Grindr. That aside, and just in case any of our resident trolls are confused, this type of poetry will NOT result with an actual woman in your bed. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (OoFl2) 15 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) 16 Whyyy is everything gay? Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (XV/Pl) 17 If this blog gets any gayer, I may have to go find someplace more vibrant and straight. Posted by: The Great Poofter at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (oftw2) 18 Damn. Its just a matter of time before we're going to learn that Swalwell is also a Kenyan Muslim. Posted by: Murray Head at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+) 19 and the flurry of limbs and nails sounds dangerous. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM (8avO+) Sounds like he's describing a tree collapsing on his house. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (ExV1e) 20 You're so gay, you probably think this song is about you. Posted by: Karly Simon at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (Q+gd/) 21 12 He lives in the US. Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:25 PM (YwEeS) 22 Off chess-related sock. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (TN0g+) 23 >>It's so gay my dick just asked about garrett's mountain bike. LMAO You. Are. Gay. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (gH8T+) 24 Also, thank you, Ace for the call out. I think. lol. Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (OoFl2) 25 I can't even. Posted by: Ice-T at February 16, 2026 05:26 PM (28lDz) 26 Gag. I hope this is a short thread. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:22 PM (n7rxJ) Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (j10i6) 27 Old Garrett sure screwed the pooch some time back, and Ace hasn't forgotten. Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (PV3WW) 28 It's so gay my dick just asked about garrett's mountain bike. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace Shots fired! Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (QVmho) 29 Is this like vampire fanfic? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s) 30 Hell yeah Ace! This is the kinda content we need!!! I'll be in my bunk... Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 16, 2026 05:27 PM (ycI94) 31 I'm not much for poetry, but I can churn out some serious bodice rippin'. Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (oftw2) 32 "For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting." Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?" English, mutherfucker. Do you speak it? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (gtcuf) 33 He and that fat loudmouth domestic abuser Katie Porter are neck-and-neck in the Dem field for California governor. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (n7rxJ) 34 Also, willowed from. A prior thread, but i feel strongly about it: The people who think AOC has great boobs almost offend me. Dude. The internet is your oyster. You can put the lie to that statement in about 30 seconds. Indeed, my own life experience makes her an Aetius 3. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s) 35 Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) 36 >>Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?" Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass? Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (gH8T+) 37 Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) 38 35 Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) No. This is known. Sophmoric. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x) 39 WTF? This so gay it's come around the bend past straight onto double gay. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (dK+Kv) 40 really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces. Posted by: gKWVE Fortunately, high school Bif took the failing grade, for skipping class and smoking weed with that particular week's highschool bimbette of the week dujour. No danger of any of that ghey shit in my past. Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (QVmho) 41 It's so gay, my dick just put on rainbow Crocs and turned on Olympic ice dancing. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (gtcuf) 42 Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? ---- Well, he was clearly talented, but he didn't manage to land a role in Point Break. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (TN0g+) 43 37 Well, if it helps, we can always talk about Robert Duvall. You know he died, right? Posted by: Boswell ============= No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) Best known for his comedy turns. His part in Caddyshack is memorable. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:30 PM (pDt9x) 44 I got nuthin'. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (Wnv9h) 45 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s) The only time I think of AO-C boobs ( and that is a nanosecond of me thinking that "Yes, she has some) is when guys mention it on here Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (ix8EF) 46 Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass? Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (gH8T+) perks up I'm sorry, what was that? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (zZu0s) 47 Vote for Eric, billboards exclaim He’s a prick which is a shame. He farts on air with a resounding bang Has treasonous sex with a spy, Fang-Fang! Posted by: Unkaren at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (cDrfF) 48 Duvall was a favorite of mine. He was 95 I think. Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (PV3WW) 49 Call me Eric! Posted by: Ed Buck, murdering democrat homosexual at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (Ksqrb) 50 The original copy of his poem was offered for Display Purposes to the Stone Wall Tavern and they turned it down for being, 'Too Gay'. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (gH8T+) 51 "For bounded mouths cannot speak of parting." Shouldn't that be "bound,"not "bounded?" English, mutherfucker. Do you speak it? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (gtcuf) Yeah, because THAT'S the biggest concern here. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (dK+Kv) 52 He was on a soccer scholarship at Campbell so possibly extra, extra gay. Posted by: nckate at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (uQzkA) 53 Do college literary magazines ever publish anything worthwhile? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (ix8EF) No. This is known. Sophmoric. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (pDt9x) The swimsuit issue can be hit or miss. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (zZu0s) 54 No! How old was he? Wasn't he a talented actor? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:29 PM (n7rxJ) He was terrific in Sharknado 2 as I recall. But some here are suggesting that wasn't the greatest film of all time. Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (j10i6) 55 45 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s) The only time I think of AO-C boobs ( and that is a nanosecond of me thinking that "Yes, she has some) is when guys mention it on here Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:31 PM (ix8EF) Rumor is DC is she has, get this, TWO!! Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x) 56 The people who think AOC has great boobs almost offend me. Dude. The internet is your oyster. You can put the lie to that statement in about 30 seconds. Indeed, my own life experience makes her an Aetius 3. Posted by: Aetius451AD ========= Xeeps seem to be impressed with these. https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) 57 Duvall had to drop out of playing the Patrick Swayze part in Point Break because he was committed to doing Falling Down. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (6ydKt) 58 Soccer scholarship? Oh, man, that's too perfect LOL Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (gtcuf) 59 Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall. Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) 60 Eh. Needs more fig-stomping apes. Okay for a white devil, I guess. Posted by: Nobel Laureate Barack "Gaylord" Obama at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (IG3/x) 61 Duval... https://tinyurl.com/2nuu6aj7 Posted by: Jaguars at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (Q+gd/) 62 formless and magnificent??? Posted by: dantesed at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (Oy/m2) 63 >>English, mutherfucker. Do you speak it? forget it, he's rolling (in semen) Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:33 PM (1wjle) 64 Practicing for his future pillow talk with Fang Fang. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (pDt9x) 65 Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell? ------------------------------ Of this I should care....?? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (QGaXH) 66 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (Dv3i1) 67 Campbell usually has a good baseball team. couple major leaguers came out of there over the years. Posted by: Mmm, Mmm, Good! at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM (oftw2) 68 Isn't that the Movie where Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon go ass to ass? Posted by: garrett PEAK Jennifer Tilly. Wouldn't be surprised if Ace has the video on a bookshelf somewhere. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Y8DZL) 69 Looks like I picked the wrong thread to delurk for a moment. Posted by: Blake - semi lurkder in marginal standing at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (UJMvS) 70 Poetry, nah more like a mind fart. Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (0KSrI) 71 Xeeps seem to be impressed with these. https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) Those actually look like some of those comically bad falsies you see some ewetub gals sporting. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (zZu0s) 72 There are people who can burp the alphabet. Swalwell can fart it. But, it's wet. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (jtM2q) 73 Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall. Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) Was he even on it? I remember when you knew who was on it even when you hated them. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (8avO+) 74 Speaking of gay, breaking news that Anderson Cooper won't be returning to 60 minutes this fall. Posted by: beckster at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (EX6jy) Maybe Bari Weiss is using a self-deportation type of strategy. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (CNl8/) 75 HIPAA violation again? Maybe even hospital visits are off the table. Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 16, 2026 05:35 PM (YlWIZ) 76 Revealed: The Erotic Poetry of... Eric Swalwell? ----- I'd be more entertained by The Erotic Poetry of Eric Cartman. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (TN0g+) 77 Anderson Cooper’s Pooper is gone!! Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x) 78 If you're kissing someone and blood is rolling down your chins, you're doing it wrong. Posted by: Kissin' Cousins (1964) at February 16, 2026 05:36 PM (oftw2) 79 So he's a sick fuck who's into extreme S&M and possibly has a vore fetish. As Democrats go, rather vanilla. Posted by: Their degeneracy knows no limits at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TbWk/) 80 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community. ------ Well to be fair, he was far past his prime at that point. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TN0g+) 81 Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie. Like Ginger and Mary Ann. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (Dv3i1) 82 Gotta be honest, me and my friends did some goofy stuff (no homo), and I'm hoping that the VHS tapes were recorded over. So I'm not going to ding Swallowswell too much for being a dumb teenager. He's done enough as a full-grown adult to merit my lifelong scorn and derision. Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (3VXNH) 83 >>>80 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community. neck and neck with Shirley. He really could not adjust to NOT being the lead character. Posted by: ace at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (1wjle) 84 8 One British guy I watch on YouTube shows that "gayyyy" clip every time he mentions Keir Starmer. Makes me laugh every time. Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2026 05:23 PM Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag. My little sister hits harder than that ... when she was eight! I would never be filmed doing something that I knew was performed incompetently. Yet Lefty politicians are filmed doing that all of the time. I don't think it is that they have no shame, it's that they don't know that we can easily differentiate between competent people and frickin' idiots. A skill that they certainly lack. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (HlyYF) 85 There's something about AOC that turns me on. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'd like to. Posted by: sir-mix-a-lot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Q+gd/) 86 Wouldn't be surprised if Ace has the video on a bookshelf somewhere. Posted by: Auspex Somewhere being the floor most likely. Posted by: Kratwurst at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (C362Q) 87 80 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community. ------ Well to be fair, he was far past his prime at that point. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 05:37 PM (TN0g+) Chevy Chase was never funny. Posted by: Ever. Never ever. at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (TbWk/) 88 you know, can we go back to talking about the bamboo and how it's a metaphor? But also "Apes in grottos stepping on figs" has a new contender to take its Vogan Poetry Award crown. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (HXT0k) 89 Oh, come on, this is far worse than a mix tape. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s) 90 66 Chevy Chase was the least funny character of Community. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:34 PM Agreed. But "drama" requires a villain. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (HlyYF) 91 That's gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys. Posted by: tsj017 at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (xakWh) 92 Imagine Trump writing erotic poetry? I've got the biggest dick. To be frank it made Marla sick. Everyone tells me, it's the best peen. They say sir, it's probably the best anyone's ever seen. Never used Viagra in my life. I mean, you've seen my wife? yadda yadda yadda. The end. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:39 PM (gtcuf) 93 Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag. ____ Kier is a bottom. - Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (Dv3i1) 94 >>Kier is a bottom. - Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Two Dollars! Posted by: Newspaper Delivery Boy at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (gH8T+) 95 Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) 96 Jeez. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (2WIwB) 97 Tanya Fox and Busty Betty! Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (jrgJz) 98 Is he a Vogon? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (Cqx++) 99 Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) He was also in a few episodes of The Outer Limits. Posted by: Mark1971 at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (CNl8/) 100 >> Is he a Vogon? Threadwinner Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (gH8T+) 101 Boo Radley. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x) 102 I read that Robert Duvall passed away. My first thought was “Charlie don’t surf!” Posted by: Fenderbender at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (1FEc1) 103 Not THE Campbell University? Where the hell is Campbell University? Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) 104 Eric could have been writing for Kurtzman's Star Drek all this time with that kind of talent. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (g7saB) 105 I assumed Gillian Jacobs had some sort of work done while working on Community. Her face, while attractive, had a bit uncanny valley since it didn't move, at all. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (Dv3i1) 106 >>Not THE Campbell University? I think Campbell is California's Colgate. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (gH8T+) 107 Duvall was in a Twilight Zone episode. One of the hour long versions, maybe '62 or '63. Not great. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:41 PM (cxFcK) ********************************* Miniature from the 4th season, the only one with hour-long episodes. Not one of the better Twilight Zone episodes, though. Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (0Cw8c) 108 Speaking of fuked up, traitors, and Chinese, who the hell is Eileen Gu, the free style skier? What an idiot! Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (2WIwB) 109 Community, huh? Is it worth watching, Horde? Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:43 PM (pDt9x) 110 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) ~~~~~ Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3ImbR) 111 Recently saw a video of Starmer punching a heavy bag. ____ Kier is a bottom. - Ukrainian Male Model setting fires at Kier's place because he refuses to tip for services rendered Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:40 PM (Dv3i1) There have been five so far. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (8avO+) 112 Are you people saying "Boo" or "Boo Radley"? Posted by: Boo Radley at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3VXNH) 113 Not Vogon, no crystalline crabs Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (g7saB) 114 103 Not THE Campbell University? Where the hell is Campbell University? Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) Buies Creek, NC. The "Fighting Camels." Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (28lDz) 115 >>Not THE Campbell University? Majored in wonton soup. Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB) 116 >>re you people saying "Boo" or "Boo Radley"? Chicken Boo is the Best Boo. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) 117 Where the hell is Campbell University? Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:42 PM (viF8m) North Carolina - the Fighting Camels - I shitith thee not. Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (j10i6) 118 109 Community, huh? Is it worth watching, Horde? ___ Surprisingly yes. Paintball episodes were fun, but there were many others. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Dv3i1) 119 Xeeps seem to be impressed with these. https://x.com/TheRoyalSerf/ status/2019509938884956529 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 05:32 PM (n7rxJ) Here you go, fellas. https://www.reddit.com/r/massivetits/ Hopefully it's obvious that this is NSFW. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (ExV1e) 120 I'm a First Amendment absolutist, but I would have some sympathy for the thesis that the phrases "erotic poetry" and "Eric Swalwell" should never, ever appear together. It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (IG3/x) 121 I don't really want to think of Trump publishing erotic poetry, but this guy has a good Trump impersonation for Valentines Day: https://tinyurl.com/nthyn2wh Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (ix8EF) 122 >>>Where the hell is Campbell University? ~~~~~ It's the soup school in Camden, NJ. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (3ImbR) 123 North Carolina? Really? Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) 124 He's so gay He's very, very gay He's so gay And he likes to be that way With his keys all on the right He's into rubber every night He's so gay He's almost everyone today Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (vFG9F) 125 Are you people saying "Boo" or "Boo Radley"? Posted by: Boo Radley We're saying "Boo-urns" Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (cxFcK) 126 74% odds on Polymarket that Trump's tariffs will be ruled illegal by SCOTUS. I mean, damn, if I liked to gamble, that's a sweet bet. That's right up there with betting on Trump just after that goofy IA poll came out. 'cause all them idiots are informed by the media. Which knows f-all about the law but fills in what they don't know with erotic dreams of totalitarian domination by fat, ugly women. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (HXT0k) 127 ( Do I feel like getting Ackbared today)?.. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x) 128 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces. Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 05:24 PM (gKWVE) ~~~~~ Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:44 PM (3ImbR) ** Roses are red Violets are blue, I got us some.beer, Let's do it! Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (2WIwB) 129 Chicken Boo https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=x6BiqStRr8I&t=460s Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (gH8T+) 130 Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping". Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) 131 One more item on the "things I was happier not knowing" pile. Posted by: Eeyore at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (AlhUl) 132 This sounds like a lesbian encounter to me. So Fartswell isn’t only gay, he’s a lezzy? Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (qohbc) 133 Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping". Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) With the fishes? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ExV1e) 134 Swalwell is the guy with Fang Fang fang marks on his member? Posted by: Fenderbender at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (1FEc1) 135 123 North Carolina? Really? Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (gH8T+) Yep, has a good School of Pharmacy, a Law School, and a woke Divinity School. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (28lDz) 136 85 There's something about AOC that turns me on. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I'd like to. Posted by: sir-mix-a-lot at February 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Q+gd/) ----- I'm not one to argue with nobility but there are thousands of other ample cabooses out there that you'd have to walk past to get to hers, which is unfortunately coupled to a fucking retard who is incapable of shutting her cockholster long enough for you to enjoy the view. Posted by: ballistic at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (3BwY8) 137 130 Some reporter ask PDT a question about Iran. Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping". Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) Maybe kill him then??? Just a thought. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (pDt9x) 138 It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though. I thought it was good! Posted by: Bjork at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (cDrfF) 139 it would be moar SAD! if it weren't so pathetic ... well, and if it didn't remind me of the dream___ry of psychotics ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 16, 2026 05:48 PM (Cjt/F) 140 Nice Dick thanks NO I was talking about you in general Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gbOdA) 141 Hopefully it's obvious that this is NSFW. Posted by: I used to have a different nic Is that a chiropractor's website? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1) 142 Thank kami-sama never put online that 55,000 words of anime fan-fic I wrote in college. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (g7saB) 143 Mac Sledge is mort? Posted by: dantesed at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Oy/m2) 144 Maybe put his race horse's head in his bed Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0) 145 >>74% odds on Polymarket that Trump's tariffs will be ruled illegal by SCOTUS. I'd want to know how many bets are in on that...if it is only a few big ones, I'd be nervous. If it's a Ton of action, I would be inclined to like the odds. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gH8T+) 146 we know where Khamenei is sleeping". Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI) Dirt nap? Posted by: Boswell at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (j10i6) 147 The Fighting...Camels? I know they can be ornery but are they known for their fighting skills? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf) 148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (XV/Pl) 149 Eric Swolewell Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (qohbc) 150 It's like Yoko Ono and music. Yes, she has the First Amendment right to do...whatever that is...but man, it sure does grate to admit it. It doesn't grate as much as the caterwauling, though. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 05:45 PM (IG3/x) ------ Just as with Bob Dylan. Please enjoy your first amendment right to write your wonderful songs. However, please do us all the favor of staying at least 10 yards away from any live microphone. Thanks! Posted by: ballistic at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (3BwY8) 151 yo yankie my crankie the Swals needs food Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (gbOdA) 152 I have an idea for an update of one of my classics. It's gonna be called Fang Fang Gang Bang Wang Dang Sweet Poontang. Posted by: Ted Nugent at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (IG3/x) 153 148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (XV/Pl) IT’S A TAAAAXXXXXX!!!!!!! Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x) 154 If it happens, 10-to-1 Any Comely Ferret and John Iscariot Roberts side with the Libs. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:50 PM (gtcuf) 155 Pearl Drops is not just a toothpaste Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (gbOdA) 156 That was a future stalker and S&M player. And that desire doesn't go away. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (NFX2v) 157 Gay Keir stiffing the rentboys? Shocked, I tell you! "Nothing Will Happen" guy got it right again. He's still Prime Minister. Posted by: Auspex at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (Y8DZL) 158 Found an old journal I kept back in my early college days. Shredder got a workout. --- That's what bothers me about these otherwise unemployable cows that call themselves "teachers" demanding we pay attention to these retarded high school students walking out to protest. You all--students and teachers--deserve nothing but scorn. You know f-all about anything. You literally know nothing. I know, I was that age, I went to your schools. A slow, painful death in a fire would be a kindness for what you really deserve for the minds you're destroying. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (HXT0k) 159 Trump answers " we know where Khamenei is sleeping". ____ Did he add ".. and he's not sleeping very well, tossing and turning for 2-3 hours, tops, believe me."? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (Dv3i1) 160 Is that a chiropractor's website? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1) No. It's reddit. A collection of women with big tits posting nude (or at least topless) photos of themselves. Not my thing but a significant number of posters here confuse quantitty for quality. (misspelling deliberate) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e) 161 The Fighting...Camels? I know they can be ornery but are they known for their fighting skills? Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 05:49 PM (gtcuf) --- Their loogies can knock a man off a horse at 100 paces! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ESVrU) 162 Re Bound Just looked up the synopsis as I never saw the movie. Lesbians were a thing in the 90s- and in our minds eye they all looked like Jennifer Tilly or Sharon Stone- not Trigglypuff. Reading the critic reaction is pretty hilarious too. Supposedly, this is not considered a 'gay' film because being gay is not central to the plot. Boo fucking hoo. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (zZu0s) 163 I have fond memories of watching the Camels frolicking in the North Carolina woods. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (viF8m) 164 tubal, my preference is Khamenei has to slink off to Russia and watch Iran become a free nation and the see the destruction of Khomeini 's tomb. Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (0KSrI) 165 I like Yoko, Bjork, and Nina Hagen. What is wrong with you people? Posted by: Musikologist at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (oftw2) 166 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e) I think you missed the joke. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (28lDz) 167 Ugh. The shooting in Pawtucket: Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut 29m Domestic dispute turned deadly. Father shoots wife and kids and turns gun on self. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (3ImbR) 168 The added bonus is that Islam in Iran is dead. Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (0KSrI) 169 I think you missed the joke. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 16, 2026 05:52 PM (28lDz) It's possible. I need to spend more time at the range. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:53 PM (ExV1e) 170 148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck. ___ If the markets also think there is 74% chance Roberts will shiv the American people, it's mostly baked in. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1) 171 It won't happen, but I'd laugh myself sick if Delta snatched Khamenei out of his bed. Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (3VXNH) 172 Duvall was in an episode of The Wild, Wild West. He had invented a cannon that could blow up a whole city. He was going to demonstrate it on Denver then sell it to the highest bidder. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (wGerL) 173 The James Madison has it exactly right: SCOTUS will punt on the tariff question; kick it back to the individual courts to do their homework this time. The delay is how to write a big, important decision that says nothing of consequence. If there were 5 votes to say it was illegal, they would have released it already due to the massive harm already caused to the plaintiffs. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (HXT0k) 174 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7GERh0sQzY Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (jrgJz) 175 >>Just looked up the synopsis I gave you the synopsis. Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (gH8T+) 176 Not my thing but a significant number of posters here confuse quantitty for quality. (misspelling deliberate) Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:51 PM (ExV1e) Well played on the misspelling. golfclap Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (zZu0s) 177 It won't happen, but I'd laugh myself sick if Delta snatched Khamenei out of his bed. Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (3VXNH) Send the SEALs. They'd just 'accidentally' kill everyone. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:55 PM (ExV1e) 178 Sandy Cortez from Yorktown Heights, got an "economics" degree from either Boston College or Boston University, I forget which. Never seen her transcript so I assume it was the "Marxism and Gender Studies" version. She lives in the financial capital of the world and with an economics degree was working as a cocktail waitress before she auditioned for the part of a fiery, dough-eyed socialist. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (cxFcK) 179 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjzhcqOcaE Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (jrgJz) 180 Depravity sells big in California politics. This should put him over the top. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wGerL) 181 dough-eyed? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:58 PM (Dv3i1) 182 Steve Hilton is going to win the Governor's race. And the handle bar streamer ribbons on Garrett's mountain bike are gay. Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (dIske) 183 So Swalwell writes worse poetry than the Vogons. Another candidate dumps hot mashed potatoes on her exes head. You go Cali. Sone thought you couldn't do worse than Newsom but you proved them wrong Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Ggsrp) 184 She lives in the financial capital of the world and with an economics degree was working as a cocktail waitress before she auditioned for the part of a fiery, dough-eyed socialist. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 05:56 PM (cxFcK) One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) 185 >>Sandy Cortez from Yorktown Heights, got an "economics" degree from either Boston College or Boston University, I forget which She went to the College of Arts and Science at BU. That's the school for kids with parents that have the money to pay tuition but it's basically high school. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (viF8m) 186 https://www.reddit.com/r/massivetits/ Who knew Reddit was good for something? Thanks for the mammaries. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (gtcuf) 187 So Swalwell writes worse poetry than the Vogons. Another candidate dumps hot mashed potatoes on her exes head. You go Cali. Sone thought you couldn't do worse than Newsom but you proved them wrong Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (Ggsrp) Like most leftists, each generation makes sure the next one will be worse than they were. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (8avO+) 188 15 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces. Posted by: gKWVE Gawd. BRB, going to make sure no shred of anything I wrote then remains. I'm sure some of it is almost as embarrassing. Thank goodness no one ever published any of it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zYpTz) 189 I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) 190 California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (0KSrI) 191 Its Eric Swallowswell Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0) 192 One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." This sounds like a song Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (PYyV9) 193 I think the guy is despicable, but I'm not going to crap on someone for something they did as a teenager. Lord knows I did a lot of dumb shit in my time, too. Posted by: Tom at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (8J80s) 194 170 148 If SCOTUS rules against Trumps tariffs, the markets will tank, which will suck. ___ If the markets also think there is 74% chance Roberts will shiv the American people, it's mostly baked in. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 05:54 PM (Dv3i1) I have a theory as to why this Case is taking so long. It comes down to the question of can Congress delegate a power given to it specifically in the Constitution? They want to say no... but... in the 1930s Congress delegated Court Rule making authority to the Supremes. And earlier delegated Money making to outside Banks... So they are trying to figure out how to take away the Prezzys Tariff power, without neutering themselves... as Roberts will NEVAH rule against the power of the Courts. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (mP0Kj) 195 181 dough-eyed? Don't stop him, he's on a roll. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (gtcuf) 196 One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e) The dems gave her handler some bribe of a job and separated her from him when she won. She's totally captured by the machine now. Posted by: Oldcat at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (8avO+) 197 190 California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing Posted by: Ben Had Wiener is getting inserted into Pelosi's seat? Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 06:01 PM (Dv3i1) 198 She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar .. Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (viF8m) 199 15 I really hope none of the poetry I wrote age 17-19 resurfaces. Posted by: gKWVE Gawd. BRB, going to make sure no shred of anything I wrote then remains. I'm sure some of it is almost as embarrassing. Thank goodness no one ever published any of it. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zYpTz) --- Sometimes it's nice growing up without the internets. We can ensure that some things NEVER see the light of day. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (ESVrU) 200 sex in a "flurry of limbs and nails," That sounds like sex with a wood chipper. ... Or would that be a slurry of limbs and nails? Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG) 201 How many wangs could Fang Fang fang if Fang Fang could fang wangs? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (i1VVh) 202 I think the mid-day drinking lamp just got lit. Posted by: PabloD at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (3VXNH) 203 I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) ~~~~~ Rumor mill says $29 million. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:03 PM (3ImbR) 204 I was writing lyrics for my metal band in my teens. It was mostly second-rate Dio ripoffs. Not good, but still better than Swalwell's shite. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (gtcuf) 205 One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." Posted by: I used to have a different nic =============== That would be Saikat Chakrabarti of Justice Democrats, who found her, groomed her, got her elected, and then managed to say something so stupid and offensive that he had to quit as her chief of staff. He's now running for Nanzi's seat in San Francisco. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (n7rxJ) 206 sex in a "flurry of limbs and nails," That sounds like sex with a wood chipper. ... Or would that be a slurry of limbs and nails? Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG) --- AI can write better poetry than this dreck. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU) 207 203 I wonder how much she has made in the past 5 years? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (zZu0s) ~~~~~ Rumor mill says $29 million. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:03 PM (3ImbR) She strikes me as someone with a lot of wise investing acumen. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (pDt9x) 208 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, You're gay. Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (0MjtC) 209 "blood rolled down our chins," according to a report. Hey Eric, if you have nuts on your chin, that isn't blood. Posted by: Frank Barone at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (IifOV) 210 Swalwell's poetry is Vogon atrocious, but no worse then some of the swill a young Barry Soetoro pumped out. Talking about his piss stains that match his mentor-pedophile "uncle". Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (cxFcK) 211 I can sympathize. I was commenting till veins imploded and exploded and blood rolled down fingers and then some dang apes came in and crunched on figs and disturbed my mindthoughts!!!! Posted by: naturalfake at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (iJfKG) 212 190 California with Swallowell as Gov and the pedo taking over Pelosi's seat. Amazing Posted by: Ben Had at February 16, 2026 06:00 PM (0KSrI) Sorry... but there is no way that us Californians control our own elections anymore. The proof was the Newsome recall. Every voter is sent a mail in ballot automatically. All you have to do to register is go online, put in a name and address, and check a box you are a citizen. They don't even follow Calif's own law about verifying signatures. Note, Calif will NOT send it's voter data base to the Feds, and are fighting it in court... and you can guess why. Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:06 PM (mP0Kj) 213 "kissing till veins imploded and exploded" -- with "blood rolled down our chins," according to a report. ________________________________ That's pretty insensitive to entitle the poem "EBOLA!" Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske) 214 Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e) 215 you asked for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (W2Pud) 216 “veins imploded and exploded”. Pick one fool. There’s only one correct choice. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:10 PM (pDt9x) 217 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e) Meanwhile, Reddit is reporting slowdowns due to unusually high volume. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:10 PM (gtcuf) 218 Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, You're gay. Posted by: 29Victor at February 16, 2026 06:05 PM (0MjtC) Lol. Suggested edit: you suck cock by choice. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s) 219 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:04 PM (n7rxJ) And what did he say? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (Nx5jP) 220 Campbell University, home of the Fighting Camels Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (TtTH3) 221 Damn.... Robert Duvall.... RIP... No reports on whether he was trying to fly a WW1 Biplane upside through a Barn... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj) 222 Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 16, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e) Funny how that works. I am at work on the work wifi. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:11 PM (zZu0s) 223 Sounds sort of vampire wanna be formless, imploding and exploding. Seems more gormless to me, but I'm not an expert. I don't want to think about him nekkid in any form or formless, thanks! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (WONhk) 224 214 Commenting has really slowed down since I posted that reddit link. _____ Every single pic is censored until you push the button that says "NSFW". Surprisingly, every single one so far is truly NSFW. But I should keep checking to be sure. It will take some time. Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (Dv3i1) 225 She's totally captured by the machine now. Posted by: Oldcat ============== She's beyond the machine. Mao's Red Guard. Khmer Rouge's Children of the Revolution. I think the machine fears her. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:12 PM (n7rxJ) 226 I was in a heavy metal band I college. I wrote and we recorded several songs. Fire In The Night I’m a Wolf Shadow Girl Yes, there were as cheesy as they sound. I was maybe 19, it was a metal band, and fuck it. The EP cover had the band on a floating piece of astral debris near a black hole while a silver-surfer-y in the form of a comically voluptuous women flew out of it. Cheezy. But awesome! Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (qohbc) 227 Does Reddit do hardcore porn?? Serious question. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (pDt9x) 228 I crap bigger than Swalwell. Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (28lDz) 229 My favorite young songwriter bit is from "Say Anything" where one of the girls at a party has written like 57 songs about her ex boyfriend, and every time someone mentions Taylor Swift, I think of that scene. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:14 PM (PYyV9) 230 229 My favorite young songwriter bit is from "Say Anything" where one of the girls at a party has written like 57 songs about her ex boyfriend, and every time someone mentions Taylor Swift, I think of that scene. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2026 06:14 PM (PYyV9) Heh. Made me think of “ The Linda Song” from The Wedding Singer. Posted by: tubal at February 16, 2026 06:15 PM (pDt9x) 231 He...likes girls...with names...like Ash-lay. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:15 PM (gtcuf) 232 What was Swawell's tranny's name? Posted by: Opinion fact at February 16, 2026 06:16 PM (cwGMH) 233 Like O had his squad with Ava, Kerry and Jurnee, Teddy Kennedy one Sandy Cortez for his. (She interned for Sen. K. while she was at Boston U.) Before 2018, she worked as an Educational Director with the National Hispanic Institute, and taught Latina/o youth across the U.S. in community leadership and college readiness. She also organized in the Bronx and volunteered for Bernie Sanders' 2016 campaign. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:16 PM (NFX2v) 234 Missing a lot today So not sure reported at a boys hockey game mass shooting in RI. Young girl dead, many injured, Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0) 235 Boobs are like bags of sand. I'm enraptured. Posted by: Eric Swalwell, 19 at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX) 236 Missing a lot today So not sure reported at a boys hockey game mass shooting in RI. Young girl dead, many injured, Posted by: Skip at February 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Ia/+0) ~~~~~ Noted at 167. Domestic. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (3ImbR) 237 Gayer than Obama's dead chef. Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (abIsI) 238 I can't recall the last time I was so aroused. Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (wBaIH) 239 Boobs are like bags of sand. I'm enraptured. Posted by: Eric Swalwell, 19 at February 16, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX) Isn't that a line from 40 year old virgin? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (zZu0s) 240 And what did he say? Posted by: FenelonSpoke ============ He said that moderate Dems are racist for voting Yes on an emergency border bill. Then he deleted the tweet, then doubled down: "Instead of 'fiscally conservative but socially liberal,' let's call the New Democrats and Blue Dog Caucus the 'New Southern Democrats.' They certainly seem hell bent to do to black and brown people today what the old Southern Democrats did in the 40s" In particular, he tweeted that some Native American Congresswoman enabled a racist system. She shot back, “Who is this guy and why is he explicitly singling out a Native American woman of color?” He was out pretty quickly, supposedly to concentrate on the Green New Deal in another org. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (n7rxJ) 241 Before 2018, she worked as an Educational Director with the National Hispanic Institute, and taught Latina/o youth across the U.S. in community leadership and college readiness. Sounds like another phony NGO getting couple million from the federal government. Our government is a gigantic fraud on the taxpayer. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (wGerL) 242 AOC is Pol Pot crazy. Anyone with sense is worried. They might even take her out, but, I think she is untouchable. Posted by: Accomack at February 16, 2026 06:20 PM (GbONR) 243 One wonders if her handler ever tells her, "You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when I met you. I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around. Turned you into someone new. Now five years later on, you′ve got the world at your feet. Success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it′s me who put you where you are now and I can put you back down too." This sounds like a song ------ Almost. Posted by: Ronnie Milsap at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (TN0g+) 244 Ash Stroker Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (NFX2v) 245 New thread above. Posted by: Dad of Six at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (N96RI) 246 Oh no. Anderson Cooper is leaving 60 Minutes. He plans to spend more time with his husband's anus. Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 16, 2026 06:21 PM (Ggsrp) 247 Gayer than congressional staffers doing butt stuff in a Senate hearing room. Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (abIsI) 248 I saw Frolicking Camels open for Flock of Seagulls at MSG in 1983. Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 16, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt) 249 nood Hits Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (+gHpb) 250 Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 16, 2026 06:13 PM (qohbc) Mine that I was proudest of was called "Fallen by the Sword" and I cribbed the lyrics pretty much straight out of Ezekial 32. The metalest of Bible verses. I thought I was so clever. Posted by: Delurker at February 16, 2026 06:23 PM (gtcuf) 251 AOC is Pol Pot crazy. Anyone with sense is worried. ------ One of the easiest to convey stories regarding the dangers and ultimate death associated with communism is Pol Pot and Cambodia. Yet the academia intentionally whiffed. A country of a mere 8 million people murdered and starved 25% of its population in about 4 years. Yet the phrase "AOC is Pol Pot crazy" would leave the average New Yorker befuddled--they wouldn't get the reference. Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 06:24 PM (TN0g+) 252 241. Posted by: Ted Torgerson Designated as a 501(c)(3); around since the 1970s. Tax-exempt since Oct. 1979. An international non-profit organization. The NHI focuses on developing leadership skills in Latino youth across the United States, Mexico, Panama, and the Dominican Republic. Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (NFX2v) 253 Bernie Sanders wrote similar garbage, too. https://tinyurl.com/57255xn4 Posted by: David at February 16, 2026 06:27 PM (+hFhi) 254 CRINGE Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 16, 2026 06:30 PM (f/buw) 255 The first good (and honest) reddit page in forever. Will wonders never cease? A few decent ones besides the ai, too! Posted by: imp at February 16, 2026 06:45 PM (g6TN6) 256 102 I read that Robert Duvall passed away. My first thought was “Charlie don’t surf!” Posted by: Fenderbender Tattooed on my right calf. Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at February 16, 2026 07:08 PM (bgJ0E) 257 Did Fartwell read his collitch poem to Ms. Fang Fang Bang Bang to get her into bed? Asking for a dumb friend. 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