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Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/16/26)
[H/T Hrothgar and hopefully my granddaughter]
Quote I These crimes were not isolated incidents constituting moments of poor judgment; they were textbook cases of grooming, involving a defendant who repeatedly leveraged tactics of isolation, manipulation, and control for the sake of her own selfish purposes. The egregious nature of the conduct was further compounded by the plain fact that the emotional and psychological harm she inflicted came at the expense of two of the very same young minds she had been entrusted to develop and nurture. Monmouth County Prosecutor Raymond S. Santiago
Quote II "Come on, Oskar, just fuck off.” Canada’s Marc Kennedy, Olympic Curler
Quote IIIMr. Guerrero, personally I don't care. I want every ILLEGAL ALIEN out of this country.
I told [lawmakers] straight up: South Texas will never be red again,” Mario Guerrero, the CEO of the South Texas Builders Association
I love women. I love my wife. I love my 3 daughters. I love my granddaughter. But, what the fuck is wrong with many of that gender? First of all lady, who made you God so you could smite off road enthusiasts?
So we keep hearing about compromise. How can one have a rationale discussion about ILLEGAL ALIENS when you are dealing with this insufferable c*^t?
The exchange stripped away any illusion about what drives these ICE agitators. After Jensen screamed "race traitor" at a Hispanic agent, he calmly explained they were hunting a child molester. She called him a liar. The other agent stepped in with a reality check: "If you actually cared, you would care about the child who got raped and also by the person who got murdered by the person we are looking for.” That's when Jensen said the quiet part out loud. She admitted she didn't care. Then she pivoted to the standard talking point about how ICE should only go after "illegal, violent immigrants" before insisting "that's not what you are doing.” Except it was exactly what they were doing. They were literally chasing a suspect wanted for raping a child and murder. “If you actually cared, you probably would care about the child who got raped and the person who got murdered by the person we’re looking for, but you see, you don’t care,” an ICE agent told Jensen. “No, I don’t care,” Jensen admitted.Hate to see Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed El Goatbanger get a hold of one of your loved ones. Or even you Ms. POS.
Swatting is an illegal act. It appears to be one of their favorite attacks on anyone who disagrees with them. But now it's gone too damn far. We have public officials swatting parents and children over legally protected beliefs and constitutionally protected freedoms.
Perhaps you should let her direct employer know that you don't tolerate this vile, despicable piece of
Just a local cop trying to do his job. So I wonder who she calls when she is a crime victim?
And finally. So many things to say about the following clip and so little time. I bet this little bitch has never heard the word, "No". On the other hand she has padded her resume to enter a Poison Ivy League school.
So Mis. Hum. is it only women and politician who you are bitching about tonight? Well, no not really. I'm with Paul Joseph Watson on the 700B.C. sewage cultural rot brought by the Religion of PiecesTM
Eyeballing a weary porta-potty, the forlorn sentinel of county fairs and highway hells, Jeremy Barnett dreamed it into a deluxe ice fishing palace on Lake DuBay. Using foam strips, he armored the flanks, etched portals for pole parades, and installed a heater fiercer than a scorned snowplow driver. Lying before thee, behold: a pint-sized privy perched on polar plains, burbling warmth for a duo of dreamers and their dangling delights, while gales of frozen hell giggle outside like tipsy elves.
On The Road Again. Carefree Highway. Life Is A Highway. I wonder what will be on her mix list. Genius Award Winner.
Oneida, N.Y. - A Central New York woman employed by the state Department of Transportation stole several thousand pounds of asphalt from the DOT, troopers said.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)It's both the ONT we wanted
and the ONT we needed.
Probably…
And precisely on schedule
Just like every Monday.
At Whenever I d@mn well feel like it o'clock.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't try this at home at February 16, 2026 10:11 PM (6hyzx)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:11 PM (tqpXi)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 16, 2026 10:12 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 10:12 PM (VExqf)
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Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:14 PM (tqpXi)
Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2026 10:15 PM (XoEtr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 10:16 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
If he sees his shadow: another year of bullshit.
If he does not: two.
Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)
I don't know which sport they play, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K)
They play the Harlem Globetrotters.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
And geometric logic.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (gKWVE)
@RantyAmyCurtiset
Totally weird how not one Leftist has said, “No, we won’t let Muslims ban your dogs.”
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
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The left just plays us, and we go along with it. IF they were just "normal Americans" who had some minor differences from us, they would have been all over defending THEIR dogs. But they won't. They'll just roll over...if we let them.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:20 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 16, 2026 10:20 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:19 PM (S/Y4j)
AKA
Republicans
Posted by: r hennigantx at February 16, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA)
Always good to see you. Hope all is well with you and The Fabulous.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 16, 2026 10:21 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
I dunno. I can imagine A LOT...
Posted by: Han Solo, Dreaming of Rebel Riches . . . at February 16, 2026 10:21 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)
Totally weird how not one Leftist has said, “No, we won’t let Muslims ban your dogs.”
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Dollars to donuts that those "secular", "rational" Leftists will become the most fanatical imams come the Islamic conquest.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 10:22 PM (tgvbd)
You know you're pistified
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (gKWVE)
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The Washington Generals could beat the defending WNBA champions by 20.
IF it was important to the Washington Generals, they could beat them by 40.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (Cjcf6)
Fuck all of you 'my ox is getting gored' fuckwads.
Thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (zZu0s)
@RantyAmyCurtiset
Totally weird how not one Leftist has said, “No, we won’t let Muslims ban your dogs.”
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
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I wonder if they'd complain if Muslims wanted to ban cats. Would the crazy cat ladies roll over?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Crabby Still Gnash and Old at February 16, 2026 10:24 PM (6hyzx)
Anyways, back to the antics.
Always great to see you step in Mis.Hum!😋
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 16, 2026 10:24 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 16, 2026 10:24 PM (sAmhv)
The "I want my mommy" twit is just up the road from me.
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Note she's not screaming, "I want my daddy!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2026 10:24 PM (tgvbd)
I'm not up on sports, are they still around?
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Yes, they're still around, and celebrating their 100th year of being the Harlem Globetrotters!
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (nWPIJ)
I wonder if we'll see lots of dog poisoned in dog parks in the muzzie enclaves.
Be careful if you go to dog parks.
Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (tqpXi)
Posted by: Musikladen at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)
Please. The President is always in such a spotlight, he is guaranteed to see his shadow. Even if he has to be turned around by a large rabbit and have it pointed out to him.
Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (XoEtr)
Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (3ek7K)
Do you intend to share them? I think that's an important factor in the popularity.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (Fs0KI)
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To be honest, he wasn't a wartime consiglieri.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2026 10:27 PM (nWPIJ)
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Note she's not screaming, "I want my daddy!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
WELL, YEAH, SHE'S NEVER MET HIM.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at February 16, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Hoot at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2)
And that "porta-potty" looks more like a construction-site office shack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:23 PM (S/Y4j)
I don't know about that. But they will scream bloody murder at YOU if you claim they're eating the cats.
Posted by: GWB at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (XoEtr)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 16, 2026 10:26 PM (Fs0KI)
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I knew there was a catch to this popularity shit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (nWPIJ)
You could have just put a white square to represent snow. Some has melted but it is still around! yuck!
back to content!
Posted by: Iris at February 16, 2026 10:29 PM (bOJ2I)
And then Neil Young went crazy, and I've no longer cared what he does, other than pointing out that he's crazy, and that Darryl Hannah almost certainly wishes that she hadn't married that crazy ass.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6)
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Note she's not screaming, "I want my daddy!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
WELL, YEAH, SHE'S NEVER MET HIM.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at February 16, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)
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Well, I hope not. She's a minor. A very stupid minor being groomed and prompted by her teachers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 10:32 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:32 PM (IG3/x)
Asphalt, the black goo, or asphalt concrete AKA paving material?
I can see a mid-level DoT manager having the crews go pave their driveway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 10:34 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Crusader
With all the original members.
Posted by: mindful webworker - And their walkers. at February 16, 2026 10:34 PM (6hyzx)
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6)
Yeah, one of the best live albums of all time, I agree.
It's up there with Hendrix's "Band of Gypsys" live performance.
"That motherfucking 'Machine Gun', man..." -- Miles Davis
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:34 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 10:34 PM (VkDi+)
Posted by: Muchas buchas at February 16, 2026 10:35 PM (CDX35)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)
I expect that's exactly what happened. Got her own driveway paved, and did not pave the driveway of her Democrat political master.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Iris at February 16, 2026 10:36 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6)
Yeah, one of the best live albums of all time, I agree.
It's up there with Hendrix's "Band of Gypsys" live performance.
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You are so right!
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:36 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Flat Busted at February 16, 2026 10:37 PM (oftw2)
Manager: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Worker: Perhaps, but we make dildos.
Manager: Armadildos have to survive animal attacks.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:38 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:38 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Odd
You hear about their dislike of dogs
But silence on cats
What cats
- Achmed
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:38 PM (/lPRQ)
I just checked the city by-laws and you are allowed to have a miniature PIG as a pet in that city. He'd get plenty of exercise walking right through the largest collection of loitering Muslims I could find every night. And, I'd talk my friends into doing the same.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske)
Jimi Hendrix: Band of Gypsys
Neil Young: Live Rust
Judas Priest: Unleased in the East (some argue that this isn't a "live album" because some overdub tracks were added in the studio. I don't give a crap... it kicks fucking ass)
Johnny Cash: Live at Folsom Prison
The Who: Live at Leeds
Honorable mention: The Rolling Stones: Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out. The Allman Brothers Band: At Fillmore East
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:40 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: 496 at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (t+VLa)
You hear about their dislike of dogs
But silence on cats
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They still resent the Jezabel incident.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Diogenes
Wait until she gets 'groomed' by the Muslims.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (/lPRQ)
_______________________
It was asphalt millings. That stuff goes for about $20 a ton. Pretty cheap really.
(Same as in town....heh)
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)
UnleasHed in the East.
It's not like they had rental property that wasn't moving. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:42 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske)
Sign up for one of those repopped dire wolves. Tell it that "asians" taste like chicken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B)
Mary . 2pm
Dating a 25-year-old is talking to yourself.
With one of 35 it is understanding their traumas.
With a 45-year-old it is tolerant of him talking on the phone all the time scolding his children.
And with a 50-year-old it means hearing the nonsense of 23-year-olds again.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 16, 2026 10:42 PM (VExqf)
Our weather here in N IL is crazy warm for Feb, high of 67 today. Does this extend further north to your spot in WI?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 16, 2026 10:43 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: 496
That's like Tom catching that little rodent at last and disemboweling him on TV.
I'm the kid who'd be cheering Tom.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (gKWVE)
(Same as in town....heh)
Posted by: Orson
They get you on the S&H
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Our weather here in N IL is crazy warm for Feb, high of 67 today. Does this extend further north to your spot in WI?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 16, 2026 10:43 PM (55Qr6)
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Judging from the last five weeks, the worst place to be this winter (so far) has been Pennsylvania. Where I am, we had a stretch of over 3 weeks where the temp. didn't reach 20 F. We just got above freezing for the first time yesterday and got another 4 inches of snow for the trouble.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (otNgF)
https://youtu.be/dLmiYxuHvT4
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sweet home Oklahoma at February 16, 2026 10:46 PM (6hyzx)
(Same as in town....heh)
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)
I had a local trucker offer me a tandem load of that stuff for hundred bucks. Enough to do my whole driveway. He never followed through with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:46 PM (8zz6B)
Second fun fact: Speaking of feathers, Andrew Jackson's pet parrot had to be removed from the room at his wake because its foul language upset some guests.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 10:46 PM (VkDi+)
Nice Cream song up top. Good music all around. Five Stars.
Posted by: Musikladen
I forgot to click on it since there was no "picture."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:47 PM (Cqx++)
That was Anton, "Flight 93 Election" iirc.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Gimme, Gimme, Shock Treatment! at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (oftw2)
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15m
🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta”
Posted by: Don Black at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (ZxPkt)
There's a fat man . . . in the bathtub . . . with the blues.
Wanna play "Willin" like Lowell? Drop that A string to a G.
Posted by: M. Gaga at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (KiBMU)
Does anyone give a *hit about the Washington Generals?
I don't know which sport they play, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:17 PM (3ek7K)
They're the sad sacks that the Harlem Globtrotters demolish on a nightly basis.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (VkDi+)
The Washington Generals are the mascot for the GOP pre-Trump. Always put on a good show, always appear to fight hard, always lose because that’s what you’re being paid to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Question is - will they revert to form afterwards?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++)
(Same as in town....heh)
Posted by: Orson
They get you on the S&H
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
I must be getting old. I saw S&H, and immediately thought of Green Stamps, not shipping and handling.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
I just love when they don't list that S&H price.
$19.95 product. $4 for mailing. And $50 for handling.
Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (CHHv1)
There's a fat man . . . in the bathtub . . . with the blues.
Wanna play "Willin" like Lowell? Drop that A string to a G.
Posted by: M. Gaga at February 16, 2026 10:48 PM (KiBMU)
Definitely one of the best live albums of its era.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (8zz6B)
🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta”
Posted by: Don Black
Mister Ghost says he's a MAGA man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++)
Also Tyler wasn't elected, and there wasn't a Constitutional line of succession at the time he took over. Arguably (it was argued) he took power in a palace coup.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:50 PM (gKWVE)
In kindergarten I explained this to my mother regarding Groundhog Day:
It is the day that Grandpas pop up out of the ground in the morning and say hello to their shadows.
She said I was not in the least alarmed by this because I called my grandfathers other names (Granddaddy, who was in the ground from the time I was an infant; and Papa).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 16, 2026 10:50 PM (WONhk)
> You left out The Ramones- It's Alive
Both worthy entries, for def.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 10:51 PM (IG3/x)
I must be getting old. I saw S&H, and immediately thought of Green Stamps, not shipping and handling.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Me too
https://t.ly/ZWnKq
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:52 PM (Cqx++)
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta”
Posted by: Don Black
Blowback from renouncing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Role model for the trannie killers he was.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (tqpXi)
100% correct.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:45
Yep Orson, we've been lucky here. It's been a lot worse out East than it has been here in the Midwest. Like our crappy winters shifted east. I've got to admit I really love years like this.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (55Qr6)
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta”
Posted by: Don Black
Mister Ghost says he's a MAGA man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++)
Saw that elsewhere. Tranny means batshit crazy, it means bugfuck nuts. It means whatever other attributes the fucker has, or had, are invalidated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (8zz6B)
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🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: Rhode Island officials have CONFIRMED the hockey shooter was a “transgender” man named Robert Dorgan
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta”
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This is truly sad.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
They always are.
Until they are not.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske)
But would he love books? Have three very mean older brothers? Constantly foil a rooster's plots? Be a best friend to a paranoid duck?
("Garfield and Friends" references for those who don't get it.)
Posted by: pookysgirl grew up on that cartoon at February 16, 2026 10:55 PM (Wt5PA)
I wonder if we'll see lots of dog poisoned in dog parks in the muzzie enclaves.
Be careful if you go to dog parks.
Posted by: four seasons at February 16, 2026 10:25 PM (3ek7K)
Happened to one of our dogs during a posting to Jordan. She survived the poisoning, but it damaged her, and she died six months later. A local layabout didn't like seeing her when we walked.
Posted by: moki at February 16, 2026 10:55 PM (wLjpr)
Double albums:
Ten Years After - Recorded Live
Uriah Heep - Live
Triple:
Yes - YesSongs
Single:
Mountain - Live
3 Dog Night - Captured Live At The Forum
Posted by: RickZ at February 16, 2026 10:56 PM (gKDq2)
Yeah, sure. That's listed right before the Upper Slobivoa Builders Ass.
Funny
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:57 PM (cGjQu)
What happened to this guy?
How do we prevent this?
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 10:57 PM (gKWVE)
It's been a lot worse out East than it has been here in the Midwest.
Had about a foot of snow in central IN a couple weeks ago. And it got quite cold. Hasn't done that for several years. Guess we were due.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 10:58 PM (Cqx++)
Mister Ghost says he's a MAGA man.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February
Supposedly a Massie supporter. But how many maga men do you know riding around on their motorcycle in a thong bikini bottom with multi colored hair?
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 10:59 PM (pZEOD)
https://youtu.be/tiILsivZ44A
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 10:59 PM (8zz6B)
Hmm. I'm not quite sure how I'd react. I do know said layabout would have an unpleasant time in the ER...
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:59 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: M. Gaga at February 16, 2026 11:00 PM (KiBMU)
Gateway Pundit has some pics.
It's a guy in a party city wig with gay ass smiles.
From his looks I think he is related to that Kentucky Ballistics guy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)
Asphalt, the black goo, or asphalt concrete AKA paving material?
I can see a mid-level DoT manager having the crews go pave their driveway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 10:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Used asphalt when I did roofing for a while. For flat roofs we melted it and mopped it on tar paper as part of the process. Beats pitch.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:01 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Piper
Thong?
Leather speedo is the MAGA creed.
Poser.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Hope you are all doing well and enjoying some warmer weather. We had an atypical blustery, rainy day here. Not cold, mostly in the 50's but wet and windy. If it was 10 degrees cooler it'd be described as a 'raw' day.
Seems to be calming down some now.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 16, 2026 11:02 PM (QGaXH)
The Quintet, ‘Jazz At Massey Hall’ (1953)
Duke Ellington, ‘Ellington at Newport’ (1956)
Muddy Waters, ‘At Newport 1960’ (1960)
John Coltrane, ‘Live! At the Village Vanguard’ (1962)
Jerry Lee Lewis, ‘Live at the Star Club, Hamburg’ (1964)
B.B. King, ‘Live at the Regal’ (1965)
Frank Zappa and the Mothers, ‘Roxy & Elsewhere’ (1974)
Keith Jarrett, ‘The Köln Concert’ (1975)
Talking Heads, ‘Stop Making Sense’ (1984)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:04 PM (tqpXi)
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 11:05 PM (pZEOD)
Saw Leather speedo open for Frankie Goes to Hollywood at the Civic Arena in 85...
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:05 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Javems
Freak Accident from the OSHA Files.
Roofer fell off a roof and landed in the kettle.
Got to put the kettle twenty feet away now.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
"Oh, the roofers in the kettle at the Peking Moon..."
Hmm.
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:08 PM (cGjQu)
Do they secretly laugh?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 11:09 PM (RIvkX)
Poser.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 11:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 16, 2026 11:09 PM (3uBP9)
"Oh, the roofers in the kettle at the Peking Moon..."
Hmm.
Posted by: man
Gonna have a good time then.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2026 11:10 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: The Dead at February 16, 2026 11:11 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:12 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Piper at February 16, 2026 11:12 PM (pZEOD)
I am thoroughly impressed by the acute understanding of what is important culturally and historically. For the record, I'm down for the Washington Generals too.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:13 PM (tqpXi)
Leather speedo is the MAGA creed.
Poser.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Makes it a bit difficult to carry.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:14 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: gKWVE at February 16, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)
Well, it's not Washington's Birthday, so...
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:16 PM (cGjQu)
Robert had recently started going by “Roberta”
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This is truly sad.
Posted by: Crusader at February 16, 2026 10:53 PM (Cjcf6)
Well, it's time. Situational awareness dictates that if you see a tranny in the wild, condition red and you're heading for the exits.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 16, 2026 11:17 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at February 16, 2026 11:17 PM (///6J)
It does not hold up as well in rain as gravel, and easily self-assembles into a corrugated surface.
The reason upscale communities like it is because the dust from millings is less than the dust from gravel. So those with expensive cars want a little less dust from the road.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:18 PM (u82oZ)
Roofer fell off a roof and landed in the kettle.
Got to put the kettle twenty feet away now.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
jesus, that is a hard way to go.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)
______________________
Wow...I rmember that place. When I went to college, I was obsessed with collecting them (going so far as to ask relatives if they were going to use theirs). I wanted a decent blender for drinks, and they even sold beer taps out of the catelogue. I was well equipped for college thanks to S & H Greenstamps.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (jc0TO)
Aaron Copland: "El Salón Mexico!"
From the movie, Fiesta (1947)
The intertubes say that is him playing live in the movie.
https://youtu.be/S-Q49bIo1v4
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:20 PM (tqpXi)
Mrs' extended family has members from SoTB. Their dislike of illegals is legendary...
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:20 PM (cGjQu)
Very good joke on top.
Granddaughter, hunh. Practice makes pregnant.
Give my best to your Fabulous.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:22 PM (u82oZ)
Leather speedo is the MAGA creed.
Poser.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Makes it a bit difficult to carry.
Posted by: Javems
Nah.
Posted by: a French "artilleryman" at February 16, 2026 11:22 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (jc0TO)
Just watch out for the under toad.
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:23 PM (zFsEm)
I am thoroughly impressed by the acute understanding of what is important culturally and historically. For the record, I'm down for the Washington Generals too.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:13 PM (tqpXi)
Wasn't The General Washington the name of the steam engine in that early Buster Keaton silent movie set in the Civil War?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 16, 2026 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
The country is going to hell!
Posted by: Case at February 16, 2026 11:24 PM (j6kTf)
Those three US wasters of oxygen fit right in with the EU leaders and their hapless apparatchiks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (u82oZ)
It does not hold up as well in rain as gravel, and easily self-assembles into a corrugated surface.
The reason upscale communities like it is because the dust from millings is less than the dust from gravel. So those with expensive cars want a little less dust from the road.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
A little bunker oil and its good as new.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Just shut up.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (2WIwB)
Got it. But, a couple of points.
A. It isn't actually Geo.Washington's birthday, but rather a contrived Federal Holiday.
B. I'm old enough to remember when Washington's birthday was actually celebrated by the public, rather than a 'Uniform Monday Holiday'
I will do so this year also, as he and I share February 22nd.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:26 PM (XeU6L)
And that is no reason to defend them, anyway. What a dull tool.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm)
"I ain't no ways tarred. Oh, wait...shit!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (tqpXi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 11:28 PM (otNgF)
EPA banned that. Plus, cars get streaked with black lines when it gets hot. Lots of complaints possible here.
Dow made a milling plasticizer product, but only used it inside their plant in Michigan. The regulatory burden was too high for wide-spread use.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
I'm pretty sure it was just "The General."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:30 PM (tqpXi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 11:28 PM (otNgF)
Tom, I'm stealing that.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 11:30 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (u82oZ)
===
That's what I'm afraid of.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 16, 2026 11:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonymous
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No. Just 'The General'. Still well preserved at Kennesaw.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:31 PM (XeU6L)
But my favorite Duvall role will always be Gus McCrae. Absolute brilliance.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 11:31 PM (0aYVJ)
So we get a convention of Trannies in the desert north of Los Vegas. With guns.
And a shocking lack of trauma pads and helicopters.
Market it as a big party.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:31 PM (u82oZ)
Just shut up.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 11:25 PM (2WIwB)
Its why I'm just not watching. Most of them seem to be anti american entitled snotty little pricks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2026 11:32 PM (snZF9)
It's interesting, IMO, since it would generate it's own heat to some extent through radioactive decay. Not sure what that means for tires, health etc.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 11:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:34 PM (XeU6L)
Just shut up.
Posted by: Diogenes
Cool. Disappointed her masters. Their investment flopped. A paraih in the US. Spin on it Eileen.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:35 PM (TtTH3)
The good news is the road is not washed away by rain or hurricanes. The bad news is all smokers get fatal lung cancer.
Did Fauci invest in that company?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:35 PM (u82oZ)
It's interesting, IMO, since it would generate it's own heat to some extent through radioactive decay. Not sure what that means for tires, health etc.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 11:32 PM (dIske)
So...the chicken gets cooked when it crosses the road.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2026 11:35 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Orson
Ice free roads!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:37 PM (/lPRQ)
Just shut up.
Posted by: Diogenes
Cool. Disappointed her masters. Their investment flopped. A paraih in the US. Spin on it Eileen.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:35 PM (TtTH3)
Come on, Eileen,
Win a gold for us.
If you fail the Party,
We'll hit you with a bus!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 11:37 PM (S/Y4j)
But my favorite Duvall role will always be Gus McCrae. Absolute brilliance.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Totally agree, but you need to throw Open Range in the mix.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (TtTH3)
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (cGjQu)
It's interesting, IMO, since it would generate it's own heat to some extent through radioactive decay. Not sure what that means for tires, health etc.
Posted by: Orson at February 16, 2026 11:32 PM (dIske)
If it contained enough of any radioactive species that the heat of radioactive decay was measurable, let alone significant, it would be too "hot" radiologically, to be used for anything short of a dirty bomb.
I have handled really "hot" hunks of pitchblende, hot enough to peg out a scintillometer on the high range, and thermally it was no warmer than ambient.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 11:39 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Orson
Both are alpha emitters, so you'd need some radiation shielding to work with it.
Like, your own skin. Maybe a t-shirt or something.
Posted by: mikeski at February 16, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)
No worry. We pay her in fentanyl. Plenty of it laying around.
Posted by: Chairman Winnie the Xi at February 16, 2026 11:40 PM (0e5Te)
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:01 PM (zFsEm)
A roofer I used to know claimed that working with that stuff was the equivalent of smoking 3 or 4 packs of bare-ass Camels a day.
I don't know, but I don't think that's outside the realm of possibility.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 11:40 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:42 PM (zFsEm)
The Chinese have a lot more of it, but also with arsenic and mercury contamination. They probably use in on topsoil.
I would not think there would be enough heat to make asphalt cracks heal in the winter. Seems weakly contaminated with uranium, thorium and daughter atoms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (TtTH3)
Oh, absolutely. The list is long. he was an amazing cowboy actor. The man was very comfortable sitting a horse.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 11:42 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at February 16, 2026 11:42 PM (0aYVJ)
There was a Duvall movie in which he played a con-man wildcatter who accidentally hit a gusher with his rig.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:44 PM (8zz6B)
If his wife was armed, maybe she would have survived.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm)
"I ain't no ways tarred. Oh, wait...shit!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (8zz6B)
Heh
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:47 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:47 PM (TtTH3)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 16, 2026 11:48 PM (xfRZZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm)
"I ain't no ways tarred. Oh, wait...shit!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:27 PM (8zz6B)
At least I missed the chicken coop and their feathers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 16, 2026 11:48 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 16, 2026 11:48 PM (xfRZZ)
Wasn't Oneida originally a religious cult colony?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:49 PM (8zz6B)
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I see his sheriff ("sheriff sanders") posted that they gave the cop a commendation for staying so calm and tactful in the face of obvious escalation bait.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 16, 2026 11:51 PM (f/buw)
May the only low level radiation you get this week is from fresh bananas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2026 11:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Javems at February 16, 2026 11:53 PM (zFsEm)
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 16, 2026 11:53 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2026 11:49 PM (8zz6B)
It was. Essentially everybody banged everybody, though in practice who you banged was assigned by the cult leader, who kept many of the most bangable women to himself. This caused some internal strain.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 11:55 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Injuns?
Tableware?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:56 PM (XeU6L)
For example, you probably don’t remember that he was in Bullitt with Steve McQueen, but if you watch early in the film, McQueen takes a cab and asks the cabbie about a payphone call. Oh look it’s Robert Duvall! He’d take bit parts just to get into great movies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2026 11:56 PM (otNgF)
The crap that ruined Olympic coverage going back decades (focus on US athletes when they're not contenders, or interesting, "human interest" stories) - have not seen once second thereof. And the athletes in the above sports, plus hockey, seem rah-rah Americans, which is unsurprising.
The biathlon is fantastic, one of the two crews covering that and x-c is excellent and brings you into the action with real insights. Ski jumping and speed skating, the same.
And one interesting note. At the x-c venue (largest at this Olympics, and always packed), they cheer everyone, since the event is so obviously intense (most participants collapse just past the finish line, not common in sports). They even cheered the *Israeli* skier, who was last, the other day, as he came in.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2026 11:57 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:56 PM (XeU6L)
The tableware company was one of the many gigs the cult came up with to finance its earthly paradise, though I think it may be the only one that survives.
If I remember right, Amana, of "Radar Range" fame, was also founded by members of a non-standard religion.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 16, 2026 11:59 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 16, 2026 11:59 PM (3/XaG)
The Scarlet Letter, which was shit.
Phenomenon, I hate John Travolta.
Damn, he was in the Handmaid's Tale.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:01 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anonymous
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No. Just 'The General'. Still well preserved at Kennesaw.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2026 11:31 PM (XeU6L)
Built in Paterson NJ. There's just something about those old steam trains. In the very early 80's the metal band Saxon wrote the song Princess Of The Night, basically lamenting the passing of the steam trains. The band grew up watching those trains at night in the UK running mail. The song is about a mighty one that ended up in a scrap yard with a bunch of others and were left to rot. Its still a popular song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzQISf8us4
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 12:04 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 16, 2026 11:59 PM (3/XaG)
Elon could have stuffed a Tesla platform under that old boiler for half a million, and it would have worked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:05 AM (8zz6B)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzQISf8us4
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 12:04 AM (snZF9)
I was listening Savoy Brown's "Hellbound Train" a few minutes ago. Features an old-time steam locomotive as album cover art.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Calling them by their proper name and sex while referring to them as sexual deviants will go a long way putting an end to this.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (VExqf)
Who is Ricardo Montalbán?
Get me Ricardo Montalbán.
Get me a Ricardo Montalbán type.
Get me a young Ricardo Montalbán.
Who is Ricardo Montalbán?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 17, 2026 12:09 AM (1quyW)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (VExqf)
As soon as they utter threats of violence they should simply be put down like rabid dogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:10 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
A movie from 1990, not the dumb TV show.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 17, 2026 12:10 AM (sAmhv)
amn, he was in the Handmaid's Tale.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
A movie from 1990, not the dumb TV show.
Posted by: Puddleglum,
but same plot, based on the same book. Probably dumb too.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 17, 2026 12:12 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Orson
Ice free roads!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 16, 2026 11:37 PM (/lPRQ)
In Florida.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 17, 2026 12:12 AM (1quyW)
It was a monsta'.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:12 AM (VExqf)
Posted by: a dude in MI at February 17, 2026 12:12 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:13 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at February 16, 2026 10:38 PM (cGjQu)
Even Steve Rogers got that one!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 17, 2026 12:13 AM (YlWIZ)
What annoyed me a little was the butchery of that car. There aren't that many of them around and they are fascinating items. Maybe 10 years ago a convertible suddenly appeared next to me in traffic. Amazing creation..one of those cars where you are astounded that there was once a time where you could go to an actual mainstream dealership and purchase something like that.
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 17, 2026 12:14 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 10:14 PM (tqpXi)
Nah, that inevitably leads to the, "Who had the strongest adversary?" General Cornwallis vs. Curly Neal fistfights.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 17, 2026 12:16 AM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
I'm pretty sure it was just "The General."
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at February 16, 2026 11:30 PM (tqpXi)
I believe you are correct.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 12:16 AM (QGaXH)
As soon as they utter threats of violence they should simply be put down like rabid dogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yes. But we're a ways from that.
But only, like in that, I want my mommy clip, there were, at least, five more people in that crowd worthy of detention.
Cops must stop. Cops must stop hauling in just one. Taser all of the loud and rowdy. Cops know who the instigators are. Cops know who the 2nds are. Get them, haul them in and put them in the tank with the serious criminals. Misplace their paperwork and let them stew in the hold for a couple of days.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:18 AM (VExqf)
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 17, 2026 12:14 AM (3/XaG)
They were awfully gaudy, over the top in design. The '61 models were much better, to my way of thinking.
His money, his car. At least he didn't butcher up a Studebaker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:18 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 17, 2026 12:14 AM (3/XaG)
There is a rich girl who lives in the same building as me. I was letting the dog out months ago and I saw a Dodge Dart wagon. White with red interior. I did not even know they made them (Dart Station wagons.) Her parents come out and get in. The engine note was insanely good. Beautiful car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 17, 2026 12:19 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 12:19 AM (rj6Yv)
But my favorite Duvall role will always be Gus McCrae. Absolute brilliance.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Totally agree, but you need to throw Open Range in the mix.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at February 16, 2026 11:38 PM (TtTH3)
Maybe TCM or one of the other movie channels will have a 'Robert Duvall' movie day....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 12:20 AM (QGaXH)
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She came down from Birmingham
One cold December day
As she rolled into the station
You could hear all the people say
There's a girl from Tennessee
She's long and she's tall
She came down from Birmingham
On the Wabash Cannonball
Posted by: Roy Acuff at February 17, 2026 12:22 AM (XeU6L)
Tomorrow, we are Vegas bound! 🃏🎲🎰. Will try and send updates, but we may be too tired to do more than fall into bed every night - we have LOTS of activities planned...
We are both very excited -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 17, 2026 12:24 AM (SRRAx)
Also, Volume Meters, the paid agitators wear Volume Meters. The louder they yell and the longer they yell increases their pay. It's merit based anarchy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:24 AM (VExqf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzQISf8us4
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 12:04 AM (snZF9)
I was listening Savoy Brown's "Hellbound Train" a few minutes ago. Features an old-time steam locomotive as album cover art.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:07 AM (8zz6B)
Video for Josh Turner's Long Black Train.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 12:25 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Roy Acuff at February 17, 2026 12:26 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2026 12:26 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm)
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Posted by: Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore at February 17, 2026 12:28 AM (XeU6L)
What annoyed me a little was the butchery of that car. There aren't that many of them around and they are fascinating items. Maybe 10 years ago a convertible suddenly appeared next to me in traffic. Amazing creation..one of those cars where you are astounded that there was once a time where you could go to an actual mainstream dealership and purchase something like that.
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 17, 2026 12:14 AM (3/XaG)
Sometimes I like watching the shows where they restore the old cars but I don't like when they modify/butcher them into something they're not. There's a limited number of them left. If I hit the lottery I'd get a warehouse out in the desert and preserve as many as I could.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 12:30 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 12:30 AM (rdVOm)
https://youtu.be/_2ZRHI3JftE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:30 AM (8zz6B)
Response from a Southern lady:
youtube.com/shorts/xiAAfiI0JZ8
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:31 AM (VExqf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:32 AM (VExqf)
They love cats. Mohamed apparently cut the sleeve off his garment so he wouldn't disturb the sleep of his cat, whi was lying on it. Hence cat love. Istanbul is full of very spoiled strays.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 17, 2026 12:32 AM (Vvh2V)
Tangerine Dream -- Logos
Santana -- Lotus
Cheap Trick -- At Budokan
Jeff Beck w/The Jan Hammer Group -- Live
Koinonia -- Celebration
David Sanborn -- Straight To The Heart
Rush -- Exit Stage Left
2nd Chapter Of Acts, Phil Keaggy & A Band Called David -- How The West Was One
Posted by: goozer at February 17, 2026 12:34 AM (BAs8w)
Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:37 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at February 17, 2026 12:37 AM (cGjQu)
Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 12:19 AM (rj6Yv)
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The gambler in me would like to see it make the ballot. It wouldn't pass on a state wide vote, and would likely only serve as a kick in the ass to those rural Oreganians that usually don't show up to vote.
Posted by: Orson at February 17, 2026 12:37 AM (dIske)
Posted by: mrp at February 17, 2026 12:19 AM (rj6Yv)
I'm starting to think the only answer to this insanity is to give these people what they want. Let them live with the consequences of their choices just like we're going to have to do soon here in California. Just like in NYC where Mandami wants to release (?) the guy that attacked the cop with a knife....fine - send the mental health professionals to deal with the kooks with knives and guns. See how that works out for ya...
See how many mental health counselors volunteer to go out on calls after the first two or three come back in body bags....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 12:37 AM (QGaXH)
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There must be dozens of RR inspired/related tunes out there.
'Steel Rail Blues' was one of my on-the-road favorites. Then, of course, Canadian Railroad Trilogy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2026 12:38 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:32 AM (VExqf)
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If I had an Uncle named John Henry....every time he visited I'd slap on MC Hammer "HAMMER TIME"
Posted by: Orson at February 17, 2026 12:40 AM (dIske)
'Steel Rail Blues' was one of my on-the-road favorites. Then, of course, Canadian Railroad Trilogy.
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Boxcar Willie has entered the chat.
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 12:40 AM (rdVOm)
https://youtu.be/_2ZRHI3JftE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:30 AM (8zz6B)
Can't leave out Motorhead's "Riding with the driver". The cover art has one wicked looking train.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcB43bQl5gI
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 12:42 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ
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See there...you've triggered another verse from 'Wabash Cannonball':
Listen to the jingle
And the rumble and the roar
As she glides along the woodlands
Through the hills and by the shore
Hear the mighty rush of the engine
Hear that lonesome hobo squall
You're travlin' through the jungles
On the Wabash Cannonball
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2026 12:43 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 12:45 AM (77rzZ)
https://youtu.be/_2ZRHI3JftE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:30 AM (8zz6B)
On the Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 12:45 AM (QGaXH)
_Jake Vig, "Confidence", 2003
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 12:48 AM (VExqf)
I disagree. I think she is the result of putting instructions and warnings on everything. When it's harder (or impossible) to make stupid mistakes that hurt, you end up with people who cannot or will not learn from experience.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 17, 2026 12:48 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Azjaeger at February 17, 2026 12:14 AM (3/XaG)
There's an old timer who brings one to the local cruise nights. Its in great condition. Its either a '58 or a '59, basically the same car.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 12:49 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 12:50 AM (rdVOm)
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Whoops! Missed that, upthread..
*blushes*
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 12:53 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at February 17, 2026 12:53 AM (w3u3d)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcB43bQl5gI
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 12:42 AM (snZF9)
That is a bangin' tune, Berserker!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:56 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 12:56 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 12:30 AM (QGaXH)
You're talking resto mod. I can understand the theory of all the old charm but with modern goodies, but I don't like when they make the car unrecognizable, with interiors that look like they came out of a frigging bently, or body mods that start to leave the original look behind. I can see updating suspension, dropping in a modern power plant with mondo horsepower and getting 20mpg, but no farther. I also like them to just be rebuilt all original, but sometimes that just isn't easy with original parts bringing a king's ransom sometimes if you can even get them. My old car is original. 10-12 mpg, no AC, very minor mods like disk brakes in the front, slightly upgraded suspension that works with radial tires instead of the old polyglass, original radio. Thats it, its still mostly original.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 01:02 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg at February 17, 2026 01:04 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 12:56 AM (8zz6B)
Yeah its a fun one. No surprise, its Motorhead lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 01:05 AM (snZF9)
>Maybe we were wrong to ban trannies from the army. Maybe all trans should be recruited and deployed in combat units abroad.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 17, 2026 01:05 AM (gVUi7)
>Maybe we were wrong to ban trannies from the army. Maybe all trans should be recruited and deployed in combat units abroad.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 17, 2026 01:05 AM (gVUi7)
Just parachute them behind the lines.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 01:08 AM (snZF9)
Choosing a Spouse, by Ilhan Omar
How to Look Young, by Nancy Pelosi
Beginning Word Salad, and Advanced Word Salad, by Kamala Harris
Cajun Cooking, by Gator NoFingers
The KGB Guide to Protester Care
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 17, 2026 01:09 AM (S/Y4j)
No. Because you would not know who they would kill.
Remember their minds are messed up.
They need to be in straight jackets.
Posted by: Case at February 17, 2026 01:13 AM (j6kTf)
Embarrassed? No. Not even a little.
The rest of those books... uh...
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)
Embarrassed? No. Not even a little.
The rest of those books... uh...
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)
If I remember, I may try to start this really early in an ONT. I'm sure that there are more creative titles to create.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 17, 2026 01:18 AM (S/Y4j)
You're talking resto mod. I can understand the theory of all the old charm but with modern goodies, but I don't like when they make the car unrecognizable, with interiors that look like they came out of a frigging bently, or body mods that start to leave the original look behind. I can see updating suspension, dropping in a modern power plant with mondo horsepower and getting 20mpg, but no farther. I also like them to just be rebuilt all original, but sometimes that just isn't easy with original parts bringing a king's ransom sometimes if you can even get them. My old car is original. 10-12 mpg, no AC, very minor mods like disk brakes in the front, slightly upgraded suspension that works with radial tires instead of the old polyglass, original radio. Thats it, its still mostly original.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Living in So Cal we're kind of ground zero for a lot of the classics. The other day I saw a mid-50's Pontiac in a parking lot - looked all original - unrestored survivor - lingered to see if the owner came out but by the time I came out of the store the car was gone....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 01:18 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:19 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
You know you're gonna get a bunch of titles like
'The Yellow Stream' by I.P. Freely
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 01:22 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:23 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
You know you're gonna get a bunch of titles like
'The Yellow Stream' by I.P. Freely
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 01:22 AM (QGaXH)
As long as people have fun, I'm OK with it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 17, 2026 01:24 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 17, 2026 01:25 AM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:27 AM (8zz6B)
Amend it to allow the eastern counties to split off to Idaho and it'd pass with 90% of the vote.
The coastal duffusses (sp?) get to virtue signal and the sane ones get out before the state dissolves into Road Warrior but green and on ebikes.
Posted by: I still can't think of anything at February 17, 2026 01:27 AM (MTOSQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2026 01:27 AM (8zz6B)
G'nite AOP
I'm punching out too......G'nite
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 01:29 AM (QGaXH)
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Don't recall anyone asking Idaho about bringing in a bunch of Oregon counties... Did I miss it?
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:31 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
You know you're gonna get a bunch of titles like
'The Yellow Stream' by I.P. Freely
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 17, 2026 01:22 AM (QGaXH)
Russian tragedy by Huge bitchurdickoff
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 01:32 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: SciVo at February 17, 2026 01:32 AM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: man at February 17, 2026 01:33 AM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 01:33 AM (snZF9)
Brock Pierce emailed Epstein in 2014 with docs for an LLC he said would "funnel your investments through." That LLC was Crypto Currency Partners, which later rebranded into Blockchain Capital.
Blockchain Capital went on to lead Bluesky's $15 million Series A funding round.
So the same firm built on Epstein investment infrastructure is bankrolled the platform liberals fled to from X.
You can't make this up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 01:38 AM (VExqf)
Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2026 01:40 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 01:43 AM (VExqf)
I have only ever been in a stretch limo one time in my life, and that was when I was 15 and rode in one with my other girl cousins for my maternal grandfather's funeral. I mean, we had "fun", because we were a bunch of giggly girls and one of the drivers was a really cute guy, but still.
I was really looking forward to riding down The Strip in a stretch limo with hubby 😭
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 17, 2026 01:43 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at February 17, 2026 01:44 AM (sAmhv)
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Aw, that sucks! "Upgraded" they called it?! It's *not* the same, and they should either cut the price or find another limo, IMO.
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ee swallwell at February 17, 2026 01:49 AM (R86kT)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 01:49 AM (VExqf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 01:52 AM (VExqf)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Better start on that Northern Wall, huh? I figure cutting all that fkng fraud will *more than* pay for it AND finishing the Southern Wall.
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)
Eastern Oregon and Washington are red enough that it wouldn't be an en-purpling of ID.
And better to have all that good farm and forest land in a reliable red state than beholden to Portland and Seattle.
Posted by: I still can't think of anything at February 17, 2026 01:56 AM (MTOSQ)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:53 AM (rdVOm)
Maybe a Piranha filled moat.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 17, 2026 01:56 AM (snZF9)
The Washington Generals were basically the farm team for the Globetrotters. A large percentage moved up to the Globetrotters. Every top 25 college men's teams would beat the WNBA champs by 20.
I wouldn't rank it a great album, but Rock and Roll Animal has two really great long instrumental intros with some fabulous guitar work. The Koln Concerts, though... 65 minutes of amazing piano improvisation. Definitely top 5.
Neil Young and Doritos. Don't like either of them. Authentically artificial, both of them.
Posted by: buddhaha at February 17, 2026 01:56 AM (wTg85)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 17, 2026 01:56 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 01:59 AM (rdVOm)
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Good points. We need some more red, to push back on Boise & Coeur d' Alene...
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 02:01 AM (rdVOm)
-> [ that's the one with the Secrect Service drunk in the hall? ]
DoJ documents from the Epstein files have exposed a previously unknown connection between a 2012 White House advance-team scandal in Cartagena, Colombia, and Kathryn Ruemmler - the former Obama White House counsel who later became Goldman Sachs’ top lawyer.
Ruemmler resigned from Goldman when the Epstein document dump revealed her extensive, affectionate, and years-long correspondence with him.
Ruemmler turned to Epstein for advice on legal and reputational matters on how to respond to the 2014 Washington Post report accusing her of helping to suppress evidence of prostitution involving a rich kid White House aide whose daddy was a huge Obama donor.
next
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 02:02 AM (VExqf)
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Most transparent, scandal-free administration EVAH!
lmao
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 02:05 AM (rdVOm)
https://tinyurl.com/f5hkudek
According to Grok:
The attached image shows the suspect holding a baby while displaying tattoos including SS runes and a swastika-integrated design, aligning with their online posts espousing neo-Nazi views, such as self-identifying as "to the right of Hitler" and using terms like "Himmelstrasse" to mock Holocaust victims.
Replies highlight the shooter's support for far-right figures like Rep. Thomas Massie and affiliation with the groyper movement, underscoring intersections of transgender identity, extremism, and libertarian politics in this case.
It's time to massively build massive asylums and get these animals into cages.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 17, 2026 02:06 AM (7xyr6)
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Damn. Why are they always so fugly?
Posted by: JQ at February 17, 2026 02:08 AM (rdVOm)
It appears that Epstein coached Ruemmler through the whole Colombian dust up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 17, 2026 02:09 AM (VExqf)
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 17, 2026 02:12 AM (jrgJz)
If you stay, you can't go wrong
I can boogie, boogie-woogie
All night long
Not the song. The meeting:
https://tinyurl.com/4hj8utjx
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 17, 2026 02:14 AM (7xyr6)
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