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Mmmm.
Cofffeve. Posted by: man at February 14, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR) 2
Posted at 8AM, but it's only 7:53AM. Time machine?
Posted by: Time is Tight at February 14, 2026 07:55 AM (oftw2) 3
Off to check on the Old Man. He's not doing well, and nurse is due in about 30 min, so ...
Posted by: man at February 14, 2026 07:56 AM (XuXeR) 4
En mi casa toman Bustelo!
Posted by: Caffiend at February 14, 2026 07:56 AM (oftw2) Posted by: man at February 14, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR) 6
Remembering the needs of the Horde, both expressed and silent, in my Rosary intentions and dedicating the third decade to same. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 07:58 AM (tgvbd) 7
Y'all have a good morning out there...
Posted by: man at February 14, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR) 8
I think someone slipped some coffee into my cat Penny's kibble this morning.
She's got the zoomies... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2026 08:01 AM (ESVrU) Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 14, 2026 08:03 AM (gVUi7) 10
Oh, crap, I always post random thoughts at the tail end of a thread… with typos.
Maybe, after 100 posts, the Tom Clancy topic will come up again. Posted by: Fenderbender at February 14, 2026 08:03 AM (1FEc1) 11
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2026 08:08 AM (jtM2q) 12
I ind myself in the hospital this morning. Grand mal last night…. Unpleasant
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 14, 2026 08:08 AM (ZCxQ+) 13
Just came back in from outside
Have a cup.left for break time Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 08:08 AM (Ia/+0) 14
Good morning dear morons thank ypu to annie and mh and the horde for praying
{grammie} {TiFW} Hiya JT Where are you NGU, Zod? Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX) 15
Good morning Horde, Happy Saturday. Thx MisHum.
Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2026 08:10 AM (Ggsrp) 16
Praying for you Linus.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 14, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1) 17
Good morning, caffeinators,
I'm fed, cleaned, and shaved; the furry thugs have been fed and watered. They *love* to drink from the tap, or cold water from in my clean shaving bowl, even though they have an electric fountain. Oh, and I'm dressed and having a half cup of black juice. Howz yer Saturday? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:12 AM (wzUl9) 18
Any update on whig? The last I heard was he had been transferred from ICU.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2026 08:13 AM (wVcYX) 20
Supper's Ready > Coffee's Ready
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX) 21
I think someone slipped some coffee into my cat Penny's kibble this morning.
She's got the zoomies... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2026 *** Big black Stirling thinks leaping across me and delivering a kick with his hind paws to my ribs as he goes is fine entertainment . . . at 3:45 am. I'm glad he didn't do that when I was still working. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:14 AM (wzUl9) 22
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 14, 2026 08:08 AM (ZCxQ+)
==== A prayer for complete and speedy recovery. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX) 23
"En mi casa toman Bustelo!"
* Community Coffe w/ Chicory. And some heavy cream. So good... Posted by: man at February 14, 2026 *** Cafe El Morro here. I need to get some of that cream. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:15 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 14, 2026 08:15 AM (SRRAx) 25
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Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 14, 2026 08:08 AM (ZCxQ+) Obligatory. I don't make the rules here. - A hospital? What is it? You got prayers. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2026 08:16 AM (wVcYX) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2026 08:18 AM (PrvRk) 27
Often ramble on in the basement threads
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 08:18 AM (Ia/+0) 28
Every week, it seems, there are more and more memes posted on The Week in Pictures that I don't get.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 14, 2026 08:19 AM (Y1sOo) 29
A hospital? What is it?
You got prayers. Posted by: Count de Monet at February 14, 2026 08:16 AM Obligatory. It's a big building with doctors and patients., but that's not important right now. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2026 08:19 AM (PrvRk) 30
"It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now." Posted by: Sorry. Couldn't resist. at February 14, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1) 31
I ind myself in the hospital this morning. Grand mal last night…. Unpleasant
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 14, 2026 08:08 AM (ZCxQ+) Had one of those several decades back. Scared the bejeebus out of my fishing buds. I came to as they were driving me out to meet the ambulance. After about an hour of nausea, I was fine. Never happened again...so far.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2026 08:22 AM (nbLIj) 32
"It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now."
Posted by: Sorry. Couldn't resist. at February 14, 2026 *** Ever since we watched Airplane! last year, Miss Linda has had a habit of repeating some noun from a sentence of mine, and I snap right back with "It's [insert literal explanation], but that's not important right now." "You're making fun of me!" "No, I'm just following through on your joke setup." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:22 AM (wzUl9) 33
10 Oh, crap, I always post random thoughts at the tail end of a thread… with typos.
Maybe, after 100 posts, the Tom Clancy topic will come up again. Posted by: Fenderbender at February 14, 2026 08:03 AM (1FEc1) There's always tomorrow's book thread. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2026 08:24 AM (h7ZuX) 34
Mornin’, All. Happy Saturday.
Posted by: Bulg at February 14, 2026 08:24 AM (77rzZ) 35
I got the CT scan to see if I still have bleeding in me wee brain. Haven't heard back from surgeon's office, but I had a true nightmare last night, that I had to undergo another operation.
Haven't had a "wake up scared" nightmare in a while. No fun. Good health to all. Posted by: MkY at February 14, 2026 08:24 AM (q6tQZ) 36
Hospitals are chock full of sick people and deadly pathogens Avoid at all costs.
Posted by: I Know, Sometimes It's Unavoidable at February 14, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2) 37
Yes, good health to all! From Rexall!
Posted by: Your Rexall Druggist. at February 14, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2) 38
In a while I'll head out to the big library in the suburbs; my TBR pile is low, for some reason. Then maybe the pipe shop for a little while. This morning Linda is going to the parade within walking distance of where we live.
Tonight for V. Day I'll take us to the local Italian eatery up the avenue. It's gotten to be on the $$ side, but at least the portions are small. (Old joke) Actually the portions are big, and we can make a second meal out of our entrees on Sunday or Monday. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:28 AM (wzUl9) 39
I have a weird habit; after any visit to the doctor's office as soon as I get home, I change clothes.
I know, I know... it's probably doesn't matter. I just can't stand to wear germy clothes the rest of the day. Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 14, 2026 08:28 AM (jtM2q) 40
my TBR pile is low, for some reason.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:28 AM (wzUl9) ---- These words...I don't understand them in this order... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2026 08:29 AM (ESVrU) 41
Hospitals are chock full of sick people and deadly pathogens Avoid at all costs.
Posted by: I Know, Sometimes It's Unavoidable at February 14, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2) I came in for a hernia operation. They cut off one of my nuts by mistake. Posted by: Stir Crazy at February 14, 2026 08:30 AM (Ksqrb) 42
I swear medical issues are to me might as well be Chinese characters to understand. But if you have a medical problem its not fun no matter what it is.
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 08:30 AM (Ia/+0) 43
I know, I know... it's probably doesn't matter. I just can't stand to wear germy clothes the rest of the day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer Horrible, dangerous places. They left my o2 sensor on my ear for 4 days. Developed a skin infection from it! Never had a skin infection in my life before. Posted by: MkY at February 14, 2026 08:31 AM (q6tQZ) 44
Video on line of a big explosion and fire at Havana’s biggest refinery. Some are suggesting sabotage, but it isn’t necessary.
All of their equipment is in horrible shape and they haven’t done regular maintenance for years. Everything is held together with rubber bands and duct tape but they’re running at 110% capacity because they’re desperate. What a surprise when it breaks down. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2026 08:33 AM (otNgF) 45
Good Saturday morning, horde.
Prayers for all, and thanks to bluebell for Grammie Winger's update. I had a long, rambling text from my son waiting for me this morning. My night owl scheduled it to send at 8 am--he's thoughtful. He was emotional about some podcast he'd been listening to about some guy who was very successful, but his mom never believed in him. And so he wanted me to know he is grateful to have a mother who loves him and supports him even when he makes hard times for himself. Anyway, I thought of how so many of you Morons don't have that, or you have family members who refuse to interact with you, or if they interact, it's distressing or abusive. I pray for you most of all. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2026 08:33 AM (h7ZuX) 46
"No, I'm just following through on your joke setup."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:22 AM (wzUl9) --- "Surely, you can't be serious!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 08:33 AM (ZOv7s) 47
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 08:33 AM (ZOv7s) 48
They left my o2 sensor on my ear for 4 days.
Did you ever consider ... you know ... just kinda' reaching up and taking it off ? Posted by: Mortimer Duke at February 14, 2026 08:34 AM (43RKp) 49
An O2 sensor doesn't belong on your ear. It should be just downstream of your catalytic converter.
Posted by: Your mechanic at February 14, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1) 50
my TBR pile is low, for some reason.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 ---- These words...I don't understand them in this order... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2026 *** I know. I sense a disturbance in the Force myself. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:35 AM (wzUl9) 51
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at February 14, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1) 52
"No, I'm just following through on your joke setup."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 --- "Surely, you can't be serious!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 *** I'm *waiting* for the day when she delivers that setup! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:36 AM (wzUl9) 53
My last gainful employment was yesterday. I slept late this morning. Good morning fellow geezers among ye, to ye others, endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2026 08:38 AM (LHPAg) 54
It's been an eventful week at Chateau Lloyd. The grandkids got sick, one having to go to the urgent care to get some steroids for her lungs.
Meanwhile, youngest daughter's long-long-long-so very long-anticipated jaw surgery finally took place. (I'm not kidding, this was supposed to happen years ago but the pandemic screwed everything up.) It seems to be fully successful, thanks be to God. She's recuperating rapidly, swelling is sharply down and she's counting the days towards getting off the liquid diet and having the rubber bands cut off. After that - braces get removed for the first time since the twenty-teens, if you can believe it. Looking over my BP diary, I can see the spike starting on Monday and only now fading. Not dangerous or all that significant, but a useful reminder that even though we don't *feel* stressed, our budies may still be burdened by it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 08:38 AM (ZOv7s) 55
Appreciate everyone's prayers in re my friend Bill. This week was the first time we spoke since his gf's passing. As stated above, the family (parents and older brother) came out from California for the brief service. Bill insisted they take possession of their late daughter's car, in addition to sending them the proceeds from her share of the house sale. FWIW, Bill had the greater financial interest in that house, but he remained steadfast in honoring the 50/50 commitment he made back when life held so much more promise.
One other note, the older brother recently suffered a widow-maker heart attack in early January. His paramedic training enabled him to recognize the symptoms and call for appropriate help, which included an airlift to a trauma center, as the local hospitals were not so equipped. He is on the mend, and looking at a $15k bill for the helicopter ride... Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 14, 2026 08:38 AM (nbLIj) 56
Did you ever consider ... you know ... just kinda' reaching up and taking it off ?
Posted by: Mortimer Duke Oh, I did. I also tried to pull the catheter. I was an "unruly" patient. Not quite enough sedation, I think. Infection didn't show up to after discharge anywho. Who wouldda thunk they didn't clean those things? Posted by: MkY at February 14, 2026 08:38 AM (q6tQZ) 57
Prayers for all the Horde in need.
I would also ask for prayers on behalf of my husband- his employer is expected to file for Chapter 11. We are hoping he is offered decent severance. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 14, 2026 08:39 AM (f/buw) 58
I hurt my knee being dumb yesterday. Still sore. On the plus side, today is my dad's 89th birthday.
Posted by: fd at February 14, 2026 08:40 AM (vFG9F) 59
Lent is quickly approaching, and our family is taking a very amused attitude towards it since most of us will be under some sort of dietary restriction in addition to fasting and abstaining from meat. My youngest is taking the worst of it, but around Easter, she'll be able to chomp down on foods without pain for the first time in many years.
My wife and I are on the lifetime plan, but it's not that big of a deal, as my service obligation kept me from eating too many sweets for most of my adult life. My glucose meter tells a tale of restraint and compliance, and I'm hoping that the A1C in March will demonstrate firm control. The ice has relented on the Banks of the Red Cedar, and I'm loving it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 08:41 AM (ZOv7s) 60
I think someone slipped some coffee into my cat Penny's kibble this morning.
She's got the zoomies... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2026 08:01 AM (ESVrU) --- Better the Zoomies than the Marines! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 08:42 AM (ZOv7s) 61
I did woodwork and renovations in the Hospital for Joint Diseases in Harlem around 1980. Every little scratch I got became infected. Never happened anywhere else since. It's now called the NYU Langone Orthopedic Hospital.
Posted by: The Splendid Splinter at February 14, 2026 08:44 AM (oftw2) 62
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 14, 2026 08:39 AM (f/buw)
=== Of course. But filing doesn't necessarily mean the company is ceasing operations or closing, although those are possible. Have they indicated their plans? Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX) 63
There's a school that's known to all...
Posted by: one hour sober at February 14, 2026 08:46 AM (Y1sOo) 64
We have ways to deal with "unruly" patients!
Posted by: The OG Nurse Ratched at February 14, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2) 65
"No, I'm just following through on your joke setup."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 --- "Surely, you can't be serious!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 *** I'm *waiting* for the day when she delivers that setup! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 08:36 AM (wzUl9) ---- And the Horde never heard from Wolfus again... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2026 08:46 AM (ESVrU) 66
58 I hurt my knee being dumb yesterday. Still sore. On the plus side, today is my dad's 89th birthday.
Posted by: fd at February 14, 2026 08:40 AM (vFG9F) I know how that happens! During the big ice event, I was fine walking on it, but got overconfident and suddenly my feet shot out from under me and I fell hard on my side. Tucked my arms in and thought I handled the fall well, but I’m not as young as I was and am pretty sure I cracked a rib, as that area has given me a good deal of pain for a couple of weeks. Finally starting to lessen. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2026 08:50 AM (otNgF) 67
Any update on whig? The last I heard was he had been transferred from ICU.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX) What happened to whig? Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG) 68
Thank you Bluebell, for giving us the word on grammie.
Prayers up for the horde, for President Trump, and for America. Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 08:53 AM (lGLsa) 69
Any update on whig? The last I heard was he had been transferred from ICU.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX) What happened to whig? Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG) =============== !!!! News to me too. Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 08:54 AM (lGLsa) 70
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' It should be just downstream of your catalytic converter.' And also upstream. Has anyone here replaced the converter coming right off the engine? Is it a hard job? Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 14, 2026 08:54 AM (fd80v) 71
What happened to whig?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG) --- He's getting surgery to correct some long-standing issues relating to grip and ease of movement. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 08:55 AM (ZOv7s) 72
Oof, fd and Tom Servo. Hope you're both feeling better.
I hurt my hand this week swinging kettlebells. Now, I've been exercising with kettlebells for going on two years, but, all of a sudden, I've done something to my hand. Swung too hard with too light a grip, maybe? I can't even hold my coffee cup, fer cryin' out loud. No idea what I did, or how to prevent it from happening again. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2026 08:56 AM (h7ZuX) 73
And so he wanted me to know he is grateful to have a mother who loves him and supports him even when he makes hard times for himself.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! --- What a lovely thing to wake up to! Posted by: screaming in digital at February 14, 2026 08:59 AM (mNjzF) 74
An older friend of mine went for an MRI in preparation for fusing two back vertebrae, and the MRI accidentally spotted some kidney cancer. Now the back surgery is set aside and next week he is having a kidney removed, along with some stuff in the immediate area. But they caught it early, thank heavens! As he said to me, "this is now my stage of life".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 09:01 AM (+TlVp) 75
Hey, SiD! How are you?
Posted by: Bulg at February 14, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: one hour sober at February 14, 2026 09:03 AM (Y1sOo) 77
Good luck Linus. Prayers up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2026 09:03 AM (Ggsrp) 78
My last gainful employment was yesterday. I slept late this morning. Good morning fellow geezers among ye, to ye others, endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2026 *** Prepare for the new world that is a Monday without a commute! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 09:04 AM (wzUl9) 79
"Pickleball Argument Sparks 20-player Fight at Florida Country Club"
Paging doof... Posted by: one hour sober at February 14, 2026 09:03 AM (Y1sOo) ---- *sigh* I guess we better chip in to the Moron Bail Fund again... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 14, 2026 09:05 AM (ESVrU) 80
Apparently it's news that Rosie O snuck back to the US to see her family. Go back to Ireland and take the leprechaun illegal with you
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2026 09:05 AM (Ggsrp) 81
Here's a couple of new Amelia vids. Fun as always. https://tinyurl.com/mpchhhcx https://tinyurl.com/6cw5fk9m Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 09:06 AM (iJfKG) 82
What happened to whig?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG) --- He's getting surgery to correct some long-standing issues relating to grip and ease of movement. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 08:55 AM (ZOv7s) Ah. Thanks. Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 09:08 AM (iJfKG) 83
What a lovely thing to wake up to!
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 14, 2026 08:59 AM (mNjzF) Indeed. Good morning, friend! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2026 09:08 AM (h7ZuX) 84
If you ever end up in an academic medical center, demand to be seen by an attending rather than a resident.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 14, 2026 09:09 AM (XvL8K) 85
Thank you for your prayers all. I had a grand mal overnight….. unpleasant but I feel better now.begging them to let me out
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 14, 2026 09:10 AM (fQqaC) 86
12 I ind myself in the hospital this morning. Grand mal last night…. Unpleasant
Posted by: LinusVanPelt ====== That is disturbing. May the Lord guide your med team to teh correct answer to stop that and figure out how and why it happened. Posted by: whig at February 14, 2026 09:10 AM (2swu2) 87
Seizure
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 14, 2026 09:10 AM (fQqaC) 88
>Olympic dust up between Sweden and Canada in Men's Curling.
"This isn't Nam, this is curling. There are rules" ~ Sweden's captain, sort of Posted by: one hour sober at February 14, 2026 09:11 AM (Y1sOo) 89
BTW, they let me out late yesterday, surgery went smoothly, in some pain and on pain medicine but slept pretty soundly in stretches. On ice right now.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2026 09:11 AM (2swu2) 90
Here's a couple of new Amelia vids.
Fun as always. https://tinyurl.com/mpchhhcx https://tinyurl.com/6cw5fk9m Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 *** Yes, and yes. "This is not that day!!!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 09:11 AM (wzUl9) 91
Eromero mazel tov on retiring
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 14, 2026 09:11 AM (RIvkX) 92
89 BTW, they let me out late yesterday, surgery went smoothly, in some pain and on pain medicine but slept pretty soundly in stretches. On ice right now.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2026 09:11 AM (2swu2) WOW! Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 09:12 AM (+YA9H) Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2026 09:12 AM (cYBz/) 94
"Pickleball Argument Sparks 20-player Fight at Florida Country Club"
Ban pickleball before more old farts are hurt or killed. For the children! Reeeeeeeeeee! Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, Local democrat scold and busybody at February 14, 2026 09:12 AM (Ksqrb) 95
What a lovely thing to wake up to!
Posted by: screaming in digital at February 14, 2026 08:59 AM Mornin', SiD! The tailgating begins shortly! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 14, 2026 09:12 AM (PrvRk) 96
The Big Dummy and I had our 20-minute walk on the driveway, then Diana had her 20 minutes on the treadmill. They need to wait an hour before getting breakfast. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 09:12 AM (tgvbd) 97
Whig , good luck and God bless
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 14, 2026 09:15 AM (Ggsrp) 98
BTW, they let me out late yesterday, surgery went smoothly, in some pain and on pain medicine but slept pretty soundly in stretches. On ice right now.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2026 09:11 AM (2swu2) Nice to see things went well, whig. Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 09:15 AM (iJfKG) 99
Perfessor, if you're still here:
Fenton Wood, author of the Yankee Republic, recommened by Hans G Schantz, has a Kickstarter for a new book he's written: https://tinyurl.com/yc7x25u5 Fenton's web page: https://tinyurl.com/43dz6jjp Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 14, 2026 09:15 AM (urh+R) 100
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Posted by: m at February 14, 2026 09:15 AM (+YA9H) 101
And so he wanted me to know he is grateful to have a mother who loves him and supports him even when he makes hard times for himself.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Wow! What a lovely valentine from your boy. We are blessed. Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2026 09:16 AM (cYBz/) 102
59 Lent is quickly approaching, and our family is taking a very amused attitude towards it since most of us will be under some sort of dietary restriction in addition to fasting and abstaining from meat. My youngest is taking the worst of it, but around Easter, she'll be able to chomp down on foods without pain for the first time in many years.
My wife and I are on the lifetime plan, but it's not that big of a deal, as my service obligation kept me from eating too many sweets for most of my adult life. My glucose meter tells a tale of restraint and compliance, and I'm hoping that the A1C in March will demonstrate firm control. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 08:41 AM (ZOv7s) When you are already heavily dietary restricted, Lent is about doing more vs giving up what you have. In fact, here, I have outlawed anyone giving up anything but alcohol, so the whole fam has decided to join me in "Friday extras" vs "Friday withouts" - for the fast 5 years, that was supporting soup dinners. Now, those aren't happening, so we are considered a different thing each Friday. That said, we do abstain (and those who can fast do). Just nothing more food related. Posted by: Nova Local at February 14, 2026 09:16 AM (tOcjL) 103
*waves to SiD*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 14, 2026 09:16 AM (urh+R) 104
Here's a couple of new Amelia vids.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 Somehow, Mr. Dmlw! had not heard of Amelia, despite spending about 14 hours a day locked in to X. I got him to put that skybrows vid on youtube last night, and down the rabbit hole he went! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 14, 2026 09:16 AM (h7ZuX) 105
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>>Is it a hard job? If the vehicle is a non-rust belt vehicle, then the job should be easy and straightforward. If it's a rust belt car than you are going to need a lever Archimedes would marvel at and more heat than the sun to break the bolts. Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 14, 2026 09:16 AM (8l4/j) 106
Listening to Casey Kasem's classic Top 40 from Feb. of 1986. Jellybean's "Sidewalk Talk" (which I don't remember hearing then), "Sarah" from Starship, Elton John's "Nikita" (which sounds like "La Quita" to me), and more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 09:17 AM (wzUl9) 107
Yes, and yes.
"This is not that day!!!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 14, 2026 09:11 AM (wzUl9) --- Yeah, but when are they going to actually DO something? Do the national strike already. Shut it all down. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:17 AM (ZOv7s) 108
YouGov published a poll showing 20% of Americans now support national divorce - not good enough, but it's a huge improvement.
Aside from SC, all the states with the highest support are blue states, with CA leading the pack. I find it a little sad that the Left is beating the Right to the punch on this, but only a little... they're generally less patriotic and more aggressive than us, so it makes sense. And if they decided to just set us free of them because of a fit of pique over Donald Trump, it would be one of history's great ironies. Please don't throw us in that briar patch! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2026 09:18 AM (BI5O2) 109
BTW, they let me out late yesterday, surgery went smoothly, in some pain and on pain medicine but slept pretty soundly in stretches. On ice right now.
Posted by: whig at February 14, 2026 09:11 AM (2swu2) =============== Excellent news! This may have already been mentioned to you but I'll throw it out, just in case. For my knee replacement surgery a couple weeks ago I bought an ice therapy machine from Amazon, which I highly recommend. Not very expensive either. Freeze three or four small water bottles to use as ice, put them into the machine, along with a bit of water, wrap your injured joint with the attached pad, and enjoy the ice water pumped through the pad and around your joint. For me, it's been critical, and it might also help you. Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 09:19 AM (x2BaM) 110
Olympic dust up between Sweden and Canada in Men's Curling.
********* Clean Sweep - a limerick Sweden's curling team, the Legion of Doom Was ready to lower the boom They had their hair mussed up In that Canadian dust-up (Pssst! That's why they give you a broom) Posted by: muldoon at February 14, 2026 09:20 AM (qgHp7) Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 14, 2026 09:20 AM (t/2Uw) 112
Hadrian you need a big hamster wheel
Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 09:21 AM (Ia/+0) 113
Hey, Sharon!
Posted by: Bulg at February 14, 2026 09:21 AM (77rzZ) 114
Some of you might think there is a disconnection between my urging patience here in the States vs impatience in the UK, but that's because of the difference in systems of government.
The UK does not have a regular election cycle and there is no separation of power. Parliament is supreme and unbound by a written constitution. That means that a fluke majority can basically end the country, which it is busy doing. It also means that the public can force an election through non-compliance. The US has more checks and balances, is federal in nature, and so there is good reason to let the clock run rather than attempt extra-legal means to effect change. Black-pilling aside, the left is hanging on by its fingernails right now and they know it. The long delay over the SAVE Act works in our favor as more and more people become aware of it and wonder what they problem is. The talking points that "married women and black people are too retarded" to figure out their ID is not a great one to make, but that's where they are. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:21 AM (ZOv7s) 115
89 BTW, they let me out late yesterday, surgery went smoothly, in some pain and on pain medicine but slept pretty soundly in stretches. On ice right now.
Posted by: whig "Walking On Thin Ice" is one of Yoko's finest compositions! Posted by: Hair! Bed! Peace! at February 14, 2026 09:21 AM (oftw2) 116
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'And if they decided to just set us free of them because of a fit of pique over Donald Trump, it would be one of history's great ironies. Please don't throw us in that briar patch!' I'd settle for just California. We would completely run the show with them gone. Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 14, 2026 09:22 AM (fd80v) 117
Whig, good to hear that you’re on the mend.
Posted by: Bulg at February 14, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ) 118
Remember, Jesus loves you. Even sid.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2026 09:23 AM (iFEms) 119
And if they decided to just set us free of them because of a fit of pique over Donald Trump, it would be one of history's great ironies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice ___________ We should be actively promoting this. The odds on us beating them into submission before they die off (because they don't have kids) are slim to none. Whereas the odds of them destroying the entire country before then seem much higher. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 14, 2026 09:23 AM (XvL8K) 120
Pickleball is like curling for geezers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 14, 2026 09:23 AM (gVUi7) 121
Hadrian you need a big hamster wheel Posted by: Skip at February 14, 2026 09:21 AM (Ia/+0) ___________ The Big Dummy isn't smart enough to learn how to be on a treadmill (we have a people one in the house and a dog one in the kennel). So he and I walk up and down the driveway, which is 150 feet long. Mutually beneficial. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 09:24 AM (tgvbd) 122
Congratulations on your retirement Eromero. You have certainly earned it. Saving up hugs for you for October. ❤️
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 14, 2026 09:24 AM (t/2Uw) Posted by: Marcus T at February 14, 2026 09:24 AM (iFEms) 124
YouGov published a poll showing 20% of Americans now support national divorce - not good enough, but it's a huge improvement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 14, 2026 09:18 AM (BI5O2) --- National divorce is stupid and suicidal. If California secedes they will instantly offer the Chicoms bases. Name one example of a partition along communist lines that was not immediately violated. Give the left a safe haven and they will immediately bend every ounce of their energy to subverting the remainder of the nation. The solution is to crush the serpent's head, not offer him some living space next door. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:24 AM (ZOv7s) 125
He is on the mend, and looking at a $15k bill for the helicopter ride
Ouch. I maintain subscriptions to air ambulances services from different operators which is alleged to defray those costs. Glad your brother is on the mend. Posted by: Halfhand at February 14, 2026 09:24 AM (cO6Mr) 126
I once was in favor of a “national divorce” - because I believed we were losing. But we’re not - our side is winning, and it’s more and more clear that the Left survives only from the massive fraud and theft they engage in constantly. They’re losing, and they know it, hence their change of heart.
Well fuck that. We don’t have to negotiate with them, we can crush them. We don’t need some new Gorbachev to preside over the dissolution of his country. But I won’t object at all to a modern day Cromwell to clean things up. And Cromwell never gave up any of his territory to anybody. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2026 09:25 AM (otNgF) 127
Have they indicated their plans?
Posted by: San Franpsycho Not yet. Hubby would prefer to get severance I think and early retirement. He turns 60 and I think he's tired of the grind. I asked if he'll be sending resumes out and he said probably not since he doesn't think he'd find a work from home offer. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 14, 2026 09:25 AM (f/buw) 128
The talking points that "married women and black people are too retarded" to figure out their ID is not a great one to make, but that's where they are. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Jane Doe two point oh Jim Crow two point oh Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 14, 2026 09:25 AM (Cqx++) 129
Officials said the Team Canada guy did nothing wrong, but freeze frame of the video appears to show the Canadian still touching the curling stone after it crossed the leading edge of the hog line.
Lots of The Big Lebowski quotes flying around the intewebs over this. "Mark it zero, next end." Posted by: one hour sober at February 14, 2026 09:26 AM (Y1sOo) 130
Pickleball is like curling for geezers.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone I go down to the courts just to watch the epic arguments and tussles. I thought this was a great way to relax. Silly me. Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2026 09:26 AM (cYBz/) 131
I'd settle for just California. We would completely run the show with them gone.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 14, 2026 09:22 AM (fd80v) --- Which will be put under China's nuclear umbrella and be used as a jumping off point to take the rest of the country. I can't believe people do not understand that the left is REVOLUTIONARY. It has no interest in governing. It has no interest in "live and let live." "When the last capitalist is strangled with the guts of the last priest, we will have peace." That is their credo. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:26 AM (ZOv7s) 132
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'Give the left a safe haven' Who said anything about California being safe during their temporary exit? Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 14, 2026 09:27 AM (fd80v) 133
YouGov published a poll showing 20% of Americans now support national divorce - not good enough, but it's a huge improvement.
Aside from SC, all the states with the highest support are blue states, with CA leading the pack. I find it a little sad that the Left is beating the Right to the punch on this, but only a little... they're generally less patriotic and more aggressive than us, so it makes sense. The split over favorability / unfavorability is based entirely on who the President is. Had Harris won, red states would want to leave and blue states would insist on imprisoning everyone. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e) 134
This may have already been mentioned to you but I'll throw it out, just in case. For my knee replacement surgery a couple weeks ago I bought an ice therapy machine from Amazon, which I highly recommend. Not very expensive either. Freeze three or four small water bottles to use as ice, put them into the machine, along with a bit of water, wrap your injured joint with the attached pad, and enjoy the ice water pumped through the pad and around your joint. For me, it's been critical, and it might also help you.
Posted by: Huck Follywood When I had PT after my hip replacement the clinic I went to had a full leg sleeve ice therapy machine. After a workout a session with that sleeve was a such a treat. Posted by: Tuna at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (lJ0H4) 135
At least The Big Dummy has many major awards. Impressive, considering he's retarded.
Posted by: I Sympathize at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (oftw2) 136
National divorce, hmmmm. Have these people looked at the electoral maps in those blue states?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (0KSrI) 137
Congratulations on your retirement Eromero. You have certainly earned it. Saving up hugs for you for October. ❤️
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 14, 2026 09:24 AM (t/2Uw) You know, according to the sidebar, there's a year-long MoMe going on in Texas. I wonder if Ben Had knows. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (ExV1e) 138
Hi Bulg
Haven't been around much and miss everybody. I think the time change in March will help me get on the blog in a timely fashion. Glad to see that you are okay. I still haven't heard from my sister since she decided to cut me off in December but I got a text from her daughter so hoping she is thawing. Good you are making progress there in your life. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (t/2Uw) 139
When you are already heavily dietary restricted, Lent is about doing more vs giving up what you have.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 14, 2026 09:16 AM (tOcjL) --- Yes. Some years ago I began to look at Lent not as a time to give things up, but to do more. More donation, more prayer, more Mass. This year I shall go to one daily Mass each week, as is my habit. Perhaps I shall tackle City of God as well. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (ZOv7s) 140
We should be actively promoting this. The odds on us beating them into submission before they die off (because they don't have kids) are slim to none. Whereas the odds of them destroying the entire country before then seem much higher.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 14, 2026 09:23 AM (XvL8K) Before 2024, everyone said that the odd of ever stopping illegal immigration were close to zero. Trump cut it down to almost nothing within 6 months. When people say that something is “impossible” it just means that they don’t want to acknowledge the methods needed to do it easily. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (otNgF) 141
Great to hear from you, Whig! Hopefully this is a turning point for you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:30 AM (ZOv7s) 142
I can't believe people do not understand that the left is REVOLUTIONARY. It has no interest in governing. It has no interest in "live and let live."
"When the last capitalist is strangled with the guts of the last priest, we will have peace." That is their credo. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd __________ You and I are drawing opposite conclusions from this. I see it as all the more reason to divorce. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 14, 2026 09:30 AM (XvL8K) 143
YouGov published a poll showing 20% of Americans now support national divorce - not good enough, but it's a huge improvement. A return to Constitutional federalism, where the states run their own affairs and the FedGov handles defense and foreign relations, would be best. But that's not good enough for the Left, who can't stand anyone being outside their power. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 09:30 AM (tgvbd) 144
National divorce is stupid and suicidal. If California secedes they will instantly offer the Chicoms bases.
At which point we declare war, conquer them, and subjugate them. Forcing them to pay exorbitant taxes while having no vote. Really, it's a best case scenario. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e) 145
Name one example of a partition along communist lines that was not immediately violated. Give the left a safe haven and they will immediately bend every ounce of their energy to subverting the remainder of the nation.
The solution is to crush the serpent's head, not offer him some living space next door. ==== Inshallah! Posted by: Gazans at February 14, 2026 09:31 AM (RIvkX) 146
Ouch. I maintain subscriptions to air ambulances services from different operators which is alleged to defray those costs. . . . .
Posted by: Halfhand My community is in the mountains about an hour and a half from Vanderbilt or Knoxville on a good day. Most of the residents here also have helo medivac insurance too. We have two marked pads for them. They get used every week. Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2026 09:31 AM (cYBz/) 147
At least The Big Dummy has many major awards. Impressive, considering he's retarded. Posted by: I Sympathize at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (oftw2) A Beautiful Retard! Get him a job in Hollywood. By the way... "Beautiful Retard" was Bob Seger's worst song. Posted by: naturalfake at February 14, 2026 09:31 AM (iJfKG) 148
>53 My last gainful employment was yesterday. I slept late this morning. Good morning fellow geezers among ye, to ye others, endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Eromero at February 14, 2026 08:38 AM (LHPAg) Congrats! I've have four more months until I punch out for the last time. I. Can. Not. Wait. Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 14, 2026 09:31 AM (GTqXr) 149
"I just happened to be at the competition where this boy won in the girls' category for the very first time back in 2023," Maggie McKneely, Director of Government Relations at Concerned Women for America, told Fox News Digital. "He has been Irish-dancing for a long time and had gone to the World Championships as a boy years before, but then in 2023, he suddenly started identifying as a girl and dancing in the girl's category."
================ This crap has even invaded Irish Dancing? Wow. Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 09:31 AM (LpSnA) 150
I used to have a different nic. I saw that first thing this morning. We know how to party, don't we!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 14, 2026 09:32 AM (0KSrI) 151
They would import billions of people and flog them over the border into our territory,
Posted by: Accomack at February 14, 2026 09:32 AM (8jVAy) 152
135 At least The Big Dummy has many major awards. Impressive, considering he's retarded.
Posted by: I Sympathize at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (oftw2) A Leg lamp? Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 14, 2026 09:32 AM (urh+R) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 09:32 AM (tgvbd) 154
You and I are drawing opposite conclusions from this. I see it as all the more reason to divorce.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 14, 2026 09:30 AM (XvL8K) --- A divorce is an enforceable legal arrangement. Secession is a rupture of the existing order that will lead to other ruptures. The instant California is declared independent, Chicom troops will arrive and missile installations will be set up. I don't know how that is advantageous. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:32 AM (ZOv7s) 155
That pic wasn't taken at Ben Had's place, was it?
Posted by: GWB at February 14, 2026 09:33 AM (LAvB0) 156
At which point we declare war, conquer them, and subjugate them. Forcing them to pay exorbitant taxes while having no vote. Really, it's a best case scenario.
===== Genocide! Posted by: Gazans at February 14, 2026 09:33 AM (RIvkX) 157
After a workout a session with that sleeve was a such a treat.
Posted by: Tuna at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (lJ0H4) =================== "A treat" is a perfect description, and I love mine. Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 14, 2026 09:33 AM (LpSnA) 158
At least The Big Dummy has many major awards. Impressive, considering he's retarded. Posted by: I Sympathize at February 14, 2026 09:29 AM (oftw2) He's a stupid boy but a sweet boy. A true gentleman. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 14, 2026 09:34 AM (tgvbd) 159
They would import billions of people and flog them over the border into our territory,
Posted by: Accomack at February 14, 2026 09:32 AM (8jVAy) --- Every weapon would be deployed, including terrorism infrastructure sabotage, and overt subversion. The Pacific Ocean would become a Chinese lake. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:34 AM (ZOv7s) 160
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'At which point we declare war, conquer them, and subjugate them.' Right. All letting California go means to me is that they don't get to vote against what happens next. Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 14, 2026 09:34 AM (fd80v) 161
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👋 Hi Do you think there is a reserved sign on our table? Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 14, 2026 09:34 AM (t/2Uw) 162
My last gainful employment was yesterday. I slept late this morning. Good morning fellow geezers among ye, to ye others, endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Eromero Congrats! Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 14, 2026 09:34 AM (xJpaU) 163
My last gainful employment was yesterday. . . .
Posted by: Eromero It's a great feeling, isn't it? Congrats!! Posted by: Tonypete at February 14, 2026 09:35 AM (cYBz/) 164
At which point we declare war, conquer them, and subjugate them. Forcing them to pay exorbitant taxes while having no vote. Really, it's a best case scenario.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e) I wrote something longer on this a while back - but cut the long distance power transmission lines going into California at the border, and cut the Federal money supporting at least half the population there, and California cracks like a rotten egg in two weeks, four weeks max. Riots and chaos in every city as the grid collapses and food runs out. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 14, 2026 09:35 AM (otNgF) 165
The instant California is declared independent, Chicom troops will arrive and missile installations will be set up. I don't know how that is advantageous.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd __________ I see that as a possibility, whereas them destroying the entire country in a continued union to be a probability. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 14, 2026 09:36 AM (XvL8K) 166
At which point we declare war, conquer them, and subjugate them. Forcing them to pay exorbitant taxes while having no vote. Really, it's a best case scenario.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 14, 2026 09:31 AM (ExV1e) --- So engaging in a great power conflict on home ground is your idea of a good outcome? How about crippling their networks, forcing honest elections and grinding them down using civil authority? We're only one year into it, and they are on their back foot. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 14, 2026 09:36 AM (ZOv7s) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0418 seconds. |
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