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Trump Ends Obama Executive Order Giving the EPA the Power to Regulate Carbon Dioxide Without Any Congressional Authorization
That's clumsy. Putting it differently: Congress never authorized the EPA to treat carbon dioxide as "pollution."
Barack Obama lawlessly arrogated himself that power and declared that carbon dioxide -- a naturally occurring molecule that has always been present in our atmosphere and indeed is absolutely necessary for plant growth -- was "pollution." And then began "regulating" it as he saw fit. Trump just reversed that and the left is very, very bitter and sad.US President Donald Trump has reversed a key Obama-era scientific ruling that underpins all federal actions on curbing planet-warming gases. The so-called 2009 "endangerment finding" concluded that a range of greenhouse gases were a threat to public health. It's become the legal bedrock of federal efforts to rein in emissions, especially in vehicles. The White House called the reversal the "largest deregulation in American history", saying it would make cars cheaper, bringing down costs for automakers by $2,400 per vehicle. Environmental groups say the move is by far the most significant rollback on climate change yet attempted and are set to challenge it in the courts. Speaking in the Oval Office on Thursday, Trump said the 2009 ruling was "a disastrous Obama era policy that severely damaged the American auto industry and massively drove up prices for American consumers". "This radical rule became the legal foundation for the Green New Scam, one of the greatest scams in history," added the Republican president, about the Democrats' climate agenda. Former President Barack Obama, who infrequently comments on the policies of sitting presidents, said that repealing the finding would make Americans more vulnerable. "Without it, we'll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change -- all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money," he wrote on X.
Lee Zeldin
@epaleezeldin 21h The Obama Admin couldn’t get the votes needed in Congress to amend the Clean Air Act and regulate greenhouse gases, so without hesitation they decided to just ignore the law and jam through trillions in regulatory costs on the American people.
The Trump Admin is proudly following the law, saving $1.3 TRILLION for the American people, lowering new car costs by over $2,400 per vehicle, and getting rid of the climate participation trophy for manufacturers to install Obama Switches that shut vehicles off at red lights and stop signs. Period.
The Obama Admin couldn’t get the votes needed in Congress to amend the Clean Air Act and regulate greenhouse gases, so without hesitation they decided to just ignore the law and jam through trillions in regulatory costs on the American people.
— Lee Zeldin (@epaleezeldin) February 12, 2026
The Trump Admin is proudly… https://t.co/jyhrtBjwsa
WATCH: ABC’s David Muir stokes fear in America:
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) February 13, 2026
“President Trump has repealed U.S. power to regulate climate in this country. The President officially rejecting the science. … this is not only dangerous for the environment but for your health.” pic.twitter.com/jIpbDR1GCu
Ian Miller
@ianmSC 15h This is why CBS News producers are resigning, this is the kind of stuff they're used to putting out while claiming they're "unbiased journalists"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 05:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 13, 2026 05:22 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 13, 2026 05:22 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 05:22 PM (0KSrI)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 13, 2026 05:23 PM (brEh1)
Posted by: fly gal at February 13, 2026 05:24 PM (3B0pS)
Trump is going to kill us with Disgusting, Nasty Greenhouse Gases !!!!!!!!!
Sell the house, the car, spend all your savings, cut off your kids, junk your gas guzzling vehicle, remove your gas stove and house heater and move to Greenland Now and eat Roaches and grass only .....
SEND ALL YOUR REMAINING MONEY TO AL GORE IMMEDIATELY TO SAVE YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:24 PM (3d4aC)
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 13, 2026 05:24 PM (Edxq2)
That's a good start, I guess. Now that we control the climate, what's next? Greenland?
Posted by: mrp at February 13, 2026 05:24 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Magnus Pyke at February 13, 2026 05:24 PM (brEh1)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)
Good News for car companies. Maybe we can make sexy cars again that don't have to be fuel efficient to justify their existence.
You get a hummer! And you get a hummer! And you get a hummer! Wait, er...
Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 05:25 PM (gWBY1)
Watching the Olympics Women's Hockey Quarterfinals. US vs Italy. US Women up 6-0. Camera just went to the crowd where a guy in a US Tanktop just shotgunned 2 beers.... 'MERICA!!!!!!
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 13, 2026 05:25 PM (7kJyR)
Or will Trump have to go through the entire CFR and cancel each and every stupid rule based on it cancel them one by one?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (0N4FZ)
Watching the Olympics Women's Hockey Quarterfinals. US vs Italy. US Women up 6-0. Camera just went to the crowd where a guy in a US Tanktop just shotgunned 2 beers.... 'MERICA!!!!!!
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 13, 2026 05:25 PM (7kJyR)
Do the hockey girls have missing toofs?
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: pookysgirl, oozing sarcasm and condescension at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (3d4aC)
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Typo there. It should read "UNscientific."
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (AlhUl)
My 2015 BMW 3 Series had it, and it was seamless. And you could turn it off and the car would remember the setting. But it was not something I wanted.
I'm glad to hear they don't have to force this on us any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:27 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 05:25 PM (gWBY1)
By all means please go on.
Posted by: Guy who says "by all means please go on" at February 13, 2026 05:27 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Miklos las illuminated the Drinking lamp at February 13, 2026 05:27 PM (AP7fj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2026 05:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2026 05:28 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:28 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 05:28 PM (0KSrI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 13, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)
What? Ohhh.
Never mind.
Posted by: Emily Litella at February 13, 2026 05:29 PM (brEh1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 05:29 PM (Ggsrp)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2026 05:29 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (3d4aC)
Like, unless it's TRANS and very special. Like, the sort of beer that all my female white friends wouldn't drink but would think good things about. Like, that sort of beer. -- Alissa Heinerscheid
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 05:29 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)
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Who does he think we are, Israel?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 13, 2026 05:30 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Gov. Tim Walz at February 13, 2026 05:30 PM (Q12GN)
Ding dang it!!!!
I missed the movie thread.
*pouts*
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2026 05:29 PM (iJfKG)
Never too early to Turn the Thread Around, nf!
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:30 PM (pDt9x)
Big Mike will take care of poor Barry with a Doggie Style Workout.....
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:30 PM (J9q9v)
“President Trump has repealed U.S. power to regulate climate in this country. The President officially rejecting the science. … this is not only dangerous for the environment but for your health.”
Regulating the climate?
WTF is regulating the climate?
All you people are doing is taxing us to death while trying to deindustrialize the western world.
Dipshit propagandist pretty boy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:28 PM (pDt9x)
Yup. Remember the pictorial series on certain Chinese cities showing the air was so polluted that every day looked like you were in the middle of a forest fire and everyone had to wear particulate-filtering masks just to step outside? Don't see anything like that being covered anymore.
Posted by: All fake and gay at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (f/buw)
That's a good start, I guess. Now that we control the climate, what's next? Greenland?
Posted by: mrp
_________
I thought the Jews already controlled the climate and Greenland.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (3d4aC)
What? *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, who's gonna get her a somethin' else at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (brEh1)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:28 PM (pDt9x)
In talking about the economy of Tumbler Ridge, BC, a local mentioned that their coal mine recently started back up. One wonders why that would be?
Posted by: pookysgirl blames the Commies at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)
I've "heard" there are certain "advantages" to that....
-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (7kJyR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 13, 2026
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Neither does my '16 Buick. Different manufacturers implemented it at different times, I guess. Or maybe Ford knew (at that point, anyway) that a Mustang GT was not a car people bought for gas mileage.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Miklos las illuminated the Drinking lamp at February 13, 2026 05:27 PM (AP7fj)
Given that most Americans support the contents, even if they're unaware that they support the contents, it shouldn't hurt her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 05:32 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 05:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Stochastic hubris at February 13, 2026 05:33 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 05:33 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 05:34 PM (Ggsrp)
No, he's rejecting the bullshit, you deranged faggot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 05:34 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 05:34 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: Stochastic hubris at February 13, 2026 05:33 PM (TbWk/)
Rush thought the same thing. I can't remember any specific quotes, though.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Rush Baby Forever at February 13, 2026 05:35 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Stochastic hubris
Word!
Posted by: King Canute at February 13, 2026 05:35 PM (3ZUWJ)
++++
So am I, actually.
That piece of abject criminal insanity should have been a Day One thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 05:35 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 13, 2026 05:36 PM (2eIl0)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 05:33 PM (diia5)
For this Nixon deserves all the condemnation we can drop on him. Not Watergate, but creating an unaccountable, tyrannical, Kafkaesque and ultimately deadly agency within the US.
Posted by: Sucking China peen also ranks high at February 13, 2026 05:37 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2026 05:37 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: Stochastic hubris
For the people programming the propaganda, it's not hubris.
It's evil. They just want the West dead.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 05:29 PM (Ggsrp)
Gassing him with CO2 would be sweet revenge for his evil ways.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 05:38 PM (8zz6B)
There should be a betting pool on how long Bernie, Durbin, etc. manage to hold the floor and their bladders and bowels
Posted by: Miklos has illuminated the Drinking lamp and is Leading by Example at February 13, 2026 05:38 PM (AP7fj)
... Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change — all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money."
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2026 05:38 PM (vbXSk)
This is not only dangerous for Big Mike but also for you because Big Mike will need to schtupp someone in the anus while they shower soon.
Posted by: David Muir Stroking It at February 13, 2026 05:38 PM (Ksqrb)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 05:38 PM (0KSrI)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2026 05:37 PM (E0p3T)
Nazis are of course well-known for reducing the size, scope, power, and reach of their governments.
Posted by: Stochastic retardation at February 13, 2026 05:39 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 05:33 PM
The EPA serves/served a purpose. I remember all of us piling in the family truckster and driving up to the cuyahoga river by Cleveland to watch it burn from all of the chemicals we were dumping into that river.
We still have those kinds of issues all over the country.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 05:39 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at February 13, 2026 05:39 PM (bXbFr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 13, 2026 05:39 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: ... at February 13, 2026 05:37 PM (E0p3T)
Nazis are of course well-known for reducing the size, scope, power, and reach of their governments.
Posted by: Stochastic retardation at February 13, 2026 05:39 PM (TbWk/)
Libertarians, those Nazis.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (pDt9x)
Well, y'know. That's why it's "crypto-fascism" /sarc
Posted by: RandomDave at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Indigo Montoya at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: brak at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Gassing him with CO2 would be sweet revenge for his evil ways.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Slowly beaten with rubberized hockey sticks ...
Because ... poetic irony.
Posted by: Adrian the Bad Poetry Critic . . . and . . . writer, thereof . . . at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: pookysgirl blames the Commies at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (Wt5PA)
I've passed through the town a few times, but never was a "local". The mine is for metallurgical coal, used for making steel. Not power plant feed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (8zz6B)
This is not only dangerous for Big Mike but also for you because Big Mike will need to schtupp someone in the anus while they shower soon.
Posted by: David Muir Stroking It at February 13, 2026
***
Well, there goes my appetite . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:41 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Decaf at February 13, 2026 05:41 PM (OP9Gm)
Posted by: Oglebay at February 13, 2026 05:41 PM (2ap+5)
It pretty much was. I heard Zeldin talking about it in an interview and he said they've been working to get rid of it almost since he was sworn in but because of the entanglements and of course DC swampy rules it took this long to get it done.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2026 05:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:41 PM (rbvCR)
My Carbon Footprint gives me joy and if the whiney ass Libs do not like it....... Well bad and have a Roach Burger for your protein !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:42 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 05:42 PM (0U5gm)
Sure, next you'll tell me 2+2 does not equal 5. All you unbelievers are alike.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2026 05:42 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Go Big
Fanni and Stacey could power most of Fulton County themselves.
Posted by: Miklos thinks the illegals will feed them from food trucks at February 13, 2026 05:42 PM (AP7fj)
Posted by: Stochastic hubris
For the people programming the propaganda, it's not hubris.
It's evil. They just want the West dead.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 05:38 PM (diia5)
True-- but they also think they can replace God as the ones controlling the universe.
Posted by: LASue at February 13, 2026 05:42 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: brak at February 13, 2026
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When did the media first use the "Our long national nightmare is over" phrase? At the end of the Iran hostage crisis in 1980, or was it earlier, like with Watergate?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:42 PM (wzUl9)
3. The realistic endurance window
Putting all factors together:
Best‑case for minority (high discipline):
• 14–16 days
Moderate discipline (likely):
• 10–13 days
Low discipline (modern Senate reality):
• 5–9 days
This is why modern leaders avoid talking filibusters — they’re brutal, public, and the minority almost always loses.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 13, 2026 05:42 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Mister Scott
All of which should be handled by the states themselves and interstate compacts. The idea that a Federal arm can molest every company and industry to prevent harm, supposed or real, is wildly unConstitutional.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 05:43 PM (diia5)
The hubris of thinking you can "regulate climate" is just staggering. Also a complete disconnection from reality. But mostly hubris.
Rush thought the same thing. I can't remember any specific quotes, though.
George Carlin had a rant about it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 13, 2026 05:43 PM (Cqx++)
++++
The Science told me that global warming was man-made and would result in flooded beaches and absent ice caps by 2025.
The Science told me that the ozone layer was being stripped away, and air conditioning was to blame.
The Science told me that COVID came from pangolins.
The Science told me that the vaccines were safe.
The Science told me that it's better to have a live daughter than a dead son.
The Science told me that there is no difference between men and women.
The Science told me that I can be healthy at any size.
The Science told me that sexual promiscuity is healthy.
The Science told me that my diet should be based on starch, with minimal protein.
To hell with The Science.
There is value in science as an approach and methodology and means of thought. There is value in some scientists. And, thanks to The Science, I have to work harder than ever to discern that, and to avoid throwing the baby out with the bathwater. But the baby is probably getting tossed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 05:43 PM (ojr4c)
Why doesn't Gay Pride Boy Barry sell his Martha's Vineyard Home ????
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (8zz6B)
The local railroad dumped a couple of cars worth of that sort of coal on a siding for some reason -- may have been overloaded I guess. There used to be a number of small foundries in the Willamette valley back a decade or so again, but they all went away with the regulations.
I hope they come back.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
That was Ford when he pardoned Nixon.
Posted by: Miklos is still an Agnew fan at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (AP7fj)
WATCH: ABC’s David Muir stokes fear in America:
“President Trump has repealed U.S. power to regulate climate in this country. The President officially rejecting the science. … this is not only dangerous for the environment but for your health.”
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*bouncing basketball off back of Muir's head*
cry
cry
cry
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (KDsZt)
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (O3dBq)
This retarded retard thinks a president can regulate ‘climate’
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (kMl1i)
before my time at least -- I've seen it used both in jest and seriously my whole adult life
Posted by: brak at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (jGJov)
Posted by: RandomDave at February 13, 2026 05:45 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2026 05:45 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: brak at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM
It will take years just to let them retool to eliminate the "switch". And like you said I doubt they will do it quickly when they know that it will be overturned by the next democrat administration.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 05:45 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 05:45 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Decaf at February 13, 2026
***
The system in my BMW, the manual said, would keep the engine running for the A/C if sensors determined that the outside temp was above a certain point. Not sure if the manual stated that point. If it was 100 F., then yes, the A/C would probably have been cut at 95.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:45 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: But Not The Chef at February 13, 2026 05:45 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:46 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 13, 2026 05:46 PM (kMl1i)
Or will Trump have to go through the entire CFR and cancel each and every stupid rule based on it cancel them one by one?
Posted by: Mister Scott
The SC overturned Chevron, but punted on killing everything that came from it. Indeed, each one will have to be eliminated individually.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 05:46 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
That was Ford when he pardoned Nixon.
Posted by: Miklos is still an Agnew fan at February 13, 2026
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That sounds familiar, yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:47 PM (wzUl9)
Ban Farting in public to reduce human greenhouse gas ????
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 05:46 PM (J9q9v)
Biden and Nadler hardest hit
Posted by: moki at February 13, 2026 05:47 PM (wLjpr)
I missed the movie thread.
*pouts*
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2026 05:29 PM (iJfKG)
Lucky for you, every thread is a movie thread!
Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 05:48 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2026 05:48 PM (abIsI)
I hope they come back.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:44 PM (rbvCR)
I'm sure you could readily burn metallurgical coal in a furnace or stove, but it fetches a better price from the smelters and foundries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 05:48 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:49 PM (pDt9x)
It's another Trumpmas miracle!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2026 05:49 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: David Muir at February 13, 2026 05:49 PM (DeB+V)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
I hope that it also makes it impossible to just write an EO to re-install it when a future Chinese funded president gets sworn in.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 13, 2026 05:49 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: tubal
Used to be called the Club of Rome, now it goes by WEF.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 05:49 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:49 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2026 05:49 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
__________
How could they have done it any other way? Few as they may be, there must be some regs that are still valid even without Chevron deference.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2026 05:49 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2026 05:50 PM (DeB+V)
Posted by: Miklos las illuminated the Drinking lamp at February 13, 2026 05:27 PM (AP7fj)
Wow, does that make 50?
Next, Thune has to push the silent Filibuster, right?
Posted by: Joemarine at February 13, 2026 05:50 PM (y171U)
I missed the movie thread.
*pouts*
Posted by: naturalfake
Lucky for you, every thread is a movie thread!
Posted by: LizLem
Trumpzilla - The Monster that Destroyed the Global Warming Narrative, rated PG.
Posted by: Adrian the Bad Poetry Critic . . . and . . . writer, thereof . . . at February 13, 2026 05:50 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 05:48 PM (8zz6B)
The Brooks Steam-up has a steam powered lumber mill on site they run during the festival and a couple of times in the summer when the members decide to do some lumber. They build their own sheds there.
Anyways, they used to run it off that sort of coal but they have moved to cordwood. I didn't ask why. Some of the equipment still runs on coal. It has a specific smell when burning.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (rbvCR)
Next, Thune has to push the silent Filibuster, right?
Posted by: Joemarine a
Fist Thune must push out the packed in fudge.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (abIsI)
Yuge.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)
After seeing that viral pic on how congress votes... they all have to insert an ID, and hit a yes or no button like a trained seal...all of them should be embarrassed enough to vote yes on ID.
Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (gWBY1)
Yuge.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)
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I take it it's polling well even in Maine.
Posted by: Decaf at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (OP9Gm)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: District Judge within 96 hours at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (AJ7zK)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Max Power at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 05:40 PM (8zz6B)
Ah, cool. Glad you could put me some knowledge. BTW, question for you or our other Canucks: When someone refers to "Newfoundland," they are referencing just the island, correct? The mainland is called Labrador?
Posted by: pookysgirl loves geography at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Adrian the Bad Poetry Critic . . . and . . . writer, thereof . . . at February 13, 2026 05:50 PM (3ZUWJ
Two yuuuuuge thumbs up. Fine holiday fun.
Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 05:52 PM (gWBY1)
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Love this. The Propaganda Press is trying to pretend that Obumbles didn't already have three full terms in office.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2026 05:52 PM (tmn4j)
On the other hand, I spotted Sofia Vergara as a future star on Univision's Fuera de Serie show way back in 2000, so gimme credit on that!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:52 PM (wzUl9)
I thought they need a bloviating filibuster. If so see @89. AI's conclusion -
This is why modern leaders avoid talking filibusters — they’re brutal, public, and the minority almost always loses.
The key being the minority is likely to lose. Not sure Thune wants the minority to lose.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 13, 2026 05:52 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 13, 2026 05:53 PM (tgvbd)
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More vulnerable? I guess you'll be selling your beachfront mansions, no?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 13, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: LizLem
The Attack of the 50 Inch Bureaucrat ... starring Robert Reich.
Posted by: Adrian the Bad Poetry Critic . . . and . . . writer, thereof . . . at February 13, 2026 05:53 PM (3ZUWJ)
Yuge.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (viF8m)
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Oh, look. Someone is up for re-election. You'll never get Murkowski though. Gotta have that ranked choice voting up in Alaska.
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 05:53 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 05:22
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THIS, to the 1776th power
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 13, 2026 05:53 PM (H/suN)
Posted by: Orson
Sure, Mister, you just want to scald the nappy-headed children of coler!
Posted by: Safety Patrol at February 13, 2026 05:54 PM (oftw2)
All the bullshit about Putin interfering in our elections has people concerned about election security.
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Accomack at February 13, 2026 05:54 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2026 05:54 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: Miklos from da 'Hood at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM (AP7fj)
What these low iIQ dullards never ask is if that’s true, wouldn’t that hurt Republicans since married women lean heavily Republican? And is so, shouldn’t they be in favor of this?
Posted by: Yes They Are That Stupid at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM (AJ7zK)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:46 PM (pDt9x)
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"The Science"
"The Science is settled"
"The scientific consensus"
All are phrases uttered by people who are not only not scientists, but usually have no idea what "science" is. Science is a methodology. A process. At the core of that process is repeatability and falsification.
The damn science is *never* settled. *Everything* is subject to falsification, without exception. It's the cornerstone of the model.
The scientific establishment has killed science. It may no longer actually exist, replaced with outright lying and deceit on one side and applied sciences (engineering) on the other. I go back and forth on it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Q+gd/)
And the snatch of Maduro has even more people up in arms.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 05:50 PM
Point of order, if the water was already "hot", it would not need to be heated.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 05:56 PM (0N4FZ)
In 2025, the globe set a new record for total cereal grain production.
CO2 is not a pollutant. CO2 is a critical molecule that is vital to supporting every single significant food chain on the planet. (Including humans.)
It is amazing how many Leftist have forgotten the basic science they learned in 6th grade.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 13, 2026 05:56 PM (HlyYF)
Yeah, "infrequently comments."
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2026 05:56 PM (Q+gd/)
Is Judge Boasberg available?
Posted by: Joemarine at February 13, 2026 05:56 PM (y171U)
Last time I checked, NOBODY has that kind of power....
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And I especially love all of these idjits losing their minds over carbon dioxide "emissions" being a bad thing.
I thought they all loved the trees? And clean air?
Ummm.....any of them ever heard of Photosynthesis? Or the Krebs Cycle? I seem to remember those being covered in HS biology.
Oh, and Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 13, 2026 05:56 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: fd at February 13, 2026 05:56 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 05:50 PM (dIske)
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LOL k
Posted by: The EPA, HUD, UL, et. al. at February 13, 2026 05:56 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 05:57 PM (Ggsrp)
Posted by: Safety Patrol at February 13, 2026 05:54 PM (oftw2)
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Hey, no matter how hard I try, I can't get mold to grow in my bathroom due to excess steam. And, that's my business plan....manufacture actual, working hot water heaters, and invest the profits in Lysol Mold and Mildew Remover.
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 05:57 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Orson
A good On Demand water heater is the way to go.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2026 05:57 PM (abIsI)
Their obsession with coal is particularly insane because even as fossil fuels go, it's expensive and inefficient.
That is precisely why they are obsessed with it. Easier to manipulate the market that way and rake in all the money they can as fast as they can. Capitalism, the worst thing we ever came up with.
Why renewables aren’t seen as the capitalist success story they clearly are is beyond me. These people are supposed to love entrepreneurship and job creation.
"We are bringing back coal!!!" What caused it to disappear? None of these fucking plants closed due to government mandates. It was because it wasn't economically viable.
I think at this point, the MAGA fanbase would believe it if they were told about “clean, beautiful American cyanide,” and its positive health effects.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2026 05:57 PM (ycI94)
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Some of those familiar with Russian espionage are certain that Epstein had links to that world. “My sources in America tell me that... Epstein was recruited as early as the 1970s by Russian organised crime figures in New York, and his information and operational techniques were being used from that point onwards,” Christopher Steele, the former head of MI6’s Russia desk, said.
https://archive.is/xrc31
(UK Telegraph)
Well, if Chris Steele is saying it, it must be true then.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 05:57 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 05:58 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Anybody got a tankless water heater? And are they any good?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2026 05:58 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)
For the most part, no.
Due to the fact they have always worn headgear / cages, mandatory mouthguards, and there's less checking.
As shown by these young ladies: full of teeth, nice smiles ... and really smart hockey talk
https://shorturl.at/AIgBx
Posted by: browndog returns for in season hockey at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2026 05:57 PM (ycI94)
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LOL. I'd ask, "what planet are they on," but that's apparently been asked answered. It's Venus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (lnQ0c)
What these low iIQ dullards never ask is if that’s true, wouldn’t that hurt Republicans since married women lean heavily Republican? And is so, shouldn’t they be in favor of this?
Posted by: Yes They Are That Stupid at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM
The real ID act right after 9/11 stipulated that everyone had to get a new ID that was compliant with the new law. All states have implemented that requirement which meant that married women had to bring their old DL and marriage certificate to get the new ID issued.
No woman is going to be denied the right to vote just because she is married.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)
Holy cow! That's some nuclear grade retardism.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at February 13, 2026 05:46 PM (kMl1i)
Needed:
- Zeldin approved by the Senate.
- Overcome resistance in the Agency (fire the resisters).
- Go through the BS "comment period" to remove one of the reasons why a judge would say that they can't do that.
There's probably some I've missed. Besides, if he'd done everything on day 1 we'd all still be in an orgasm coma.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)
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Idiots. They are so perfect in their idiocy, they are almost entertaining.
Thank, Liaison, for bringing us these cautionary-tale glimpses of the asylum that is Reddit.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)
Wait, I thought Maduro was a dude.
Posted by: A person of penis as it were at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (TbWk/)
Venus isn't Earth, retard. CO2 amount on Venus is >90% vs much less than 1% here. Venus is also closer to the Sun.
"None of these fucking plants closed due to government mandates. It was because it wasn't economically viable."
Uh, what the hell is this Reddit-idiot talking about? They were regulated out of existence.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (9Ovst)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2026 06:01 PM (gm9Sb)
That Gasoline Smell after pumping 10 Gallons..........
Smells like....... "VICTORY" over the Libs !!!!!!!!
Some Day the Global Warming Hoax will end my dear.....
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 06:01 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)
And oh so proud of their ignorance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2026 06:01 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2026 05:58 PM (XvL8K)
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It is fantastic. Unlimited hot water. Every shower in the house can be on at the same time with a load of whites in the washer.
Posted by: Oglebay at February 13, 2026 06:01 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 05:46 PM (0U5gm)
Schrodinger's SCOTUS: simultaneously stunning an brave while also a collection of pussies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 06:01 PM (ExV1e)
Last time I checked, NOBODY has that kind of power....
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Dude, the Jews.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 13, 2026 06:01 PM (J+Psw)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2026 05:57 PM (ycI94)
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Sometimes. But it was phased out in favor of nat gas for two primary reasons:
1. A *flood* of gas due to fracking
2. Coal was made official undesirable and regulated to destruction
#1 would have happened anyway. #2 would not. How much difference did #2 make? I don't know. But we can find out by taking the boot of the neck of coal.
So let's take the boot of the neck and see what happens, shall we? If this guy is right, it will make no difference at all and he can point and laugh. If he is wrong, coal will come back and re-find its place in the market - and he can slink away and say he never said that.
So why the objection? If coal is already dead, why not open it up? I mean, if it will make no difference anyway, where's the risk?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:02 PM (ojr4c)
Not to mention that CO is a necessary byproduct of human respiration. Of course, the Left hates humanity, so if we we to all be dead, problem solved!
Posted by: No Name Today at February 13, 2026 06:02 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)
Wait, I thought Maduro was a dude.
Posted by: A person of penis as it were at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (TbWk/)
What???
Posted by: Luigi fangirl knitting Maduro a merkin at February 13, 2026 06:02 PM (brEh1)
Posted by: Orson
We have an electric dryer here at Casa Sin Problemas, GOA. CSPCA featured a gas water heater and a gas dryer. I do miss those. The toilet here? Now that thing beats the California "low flush" joke all to hell...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 13, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: pookysgirl loves geography at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (Wt5PA)
That is right. Officially the name is now "Newfoundland and Labrador", just like "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations". I would expect an offhand reference to "Newfoundland" would include Labrador, unless specifically left out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 06:02 PM (8zz6B)
The Attack of the 50 Inch Bureaucrat ... starring Robert Reich.
Posted by: Adrian the Bad Poetry Critic . . . and . . . writer, thereof . . . at February 13, 2026 05:53 PM (3ZUWJ)
He wishes.
Robert Reich is a great Ruler.
12 inches tall.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2026 06:02 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 05:51 PM (0U5gm)
It is better for half the population to die so that the other half may eat their fill.
Posted by: Mao at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (O3dBq)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (V7nDg)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
I retrofitted our RV last year with a Truma Aqua-Go and couldn't be happier replacing the 10gal tank heater. I'm looking around for a replacement for the house right now. Of course, it would be a larger unit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: SciVo at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (Sy6m/)
doh!
Posted by: No Name Today at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (8mulE)
And I understand, that quote is a real/parody about how certain folks act and talk.
But here's the thing about CO2. Plants eat it. We exhale it.
So as far as it in the atmosphere ... which is EVERYTHING that's driven all this for the last three decades ?
Its an idea that the CO2 in the upper atmosphere - assuming it was measured honestly - when from 300 PPM to 450 PPM. That's an increase from 300/1000000 to 450/1000000. From 0.03% to 0.045%. A relative 50% increase. From a really small number to a really small number.
Posted by: Yeah at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (v+fgg)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (V7nDg)
Posted by: Decaf"
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Maine had rank choice voting shoved up their butt a few elections back.
Probably made a lot of them uncomfortable.
Posted by: Cosda at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (POcC5)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (V7nDg)
Posted by: Accomack at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)
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Phrasing?!?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (H/suN)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (n1OCj)
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They’re upset a regulation is going away which will lead to more coal but also think coal didn’t go away because of regulation.
How do these people function day to day?
Posted by: Yes They Are That Stupid at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (AJ7zK)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
Yes.. Have one for 10 years they're great
Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (VE6XX)
Venus isn't Earth, retard. The CO2 amount on Venus is >90% vs much less than 1% here. Venus is also closer to the Sun.
Maybe the Plants Like CO2 and place O2 back in the Atmosphere by a process called Photosynthesis????
Just Sayin.........
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 05:55 PM (rbvCR)
BASTARD ...
***runs away and sobs***
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (abIsI)
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I got your larger unit
:: gestures emphatically at crotch ::
RIGHT HERE!
Posted by: Drunk and Belligerent at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (ojr4c)
The Science told me that the ozone layer was being stripped away, and air conditioning was to blame.
The Science told me that COVID came from pangolins.
The Science told me that the vaccines were safe.
The Science told me that it's better to have a live daughter than a dead son.
The Science told me that there is no difference between men and women.
The Science told me that I can be healthy at any size.
The Science told me that sexual promiscuity is healthy.
The Science told me that my diet should be based on starch, with minimal protein.
To hell with The Science.
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 05:43 PM (ojr4c)
"Dire famine forecast by 1975” (Los Angeles Times in 1967).
“Everyone will disappear in a cloud of blue steam by 1989” (New York Times, in 1969)
“Scientists predicts a new ice age by 21st century” (The Boston Globe in 1970).
“America subject to water rationing by 1974 and food rationing by 1980” (Redlands Daily Facts in 1970).
“U.S. scientists see new ice age coming” (Washington Post, in 1971).
“Great peril to Life: Ozone gone"
Posted by: LASue at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 13, 2026 05:57 PM (ycI94)
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The stupid, it burns.
Posted by: ballistic at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (V7nDg)
Huzzah!!! I say again, huzzah! Season 1 is where I am at. Is season 2 as good?
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2026 06:01 PM (gm9Sb)
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My family lived in the Steubenville area and my relatives lived south in smaller river towns - Tiltonsville and Martins Ferry. The sights and smells driving along the Ohio River on route 7 were really something. Even the rocks were eerie, glowing orange, red and green.
Posted by: Oglebay at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (2ap+5)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (gm9Sb)
Huh. If I heard the term "Obama Switch" without context, I'd assume it meant...something else.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (IG3/x)
That Gasoline Smell after pumping 10 Gallons..........
Smells like....... "VICTORY" over the Libs !!!!!!!!
Some Day the Global Warming Hoax will end my dear.....
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026
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The next thing to dump is the requirement for 10% or more ethanol in our fuel. I know, the corn-producing states will object. Okay, you guys keep it. I want reasonably-priced E0 for my cars.
True, the ethanol in the fuel prevents the icing in the winter we used to see; the alcohol traps the moisture. But a gallon or two of E10 added to the E0 in winter should take care of that, and we'll get better mileage all around.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (wzUl9)
Uh, because they are grossly inefficient, environmentally unsound, rely on massive taxpayer subsidization, tend to be fraud bait (Solyndra anyone?) and still require fossil fuel plants to pick up the slack. But other than that, a real jewel in the crown of the free market economy.
Posted by: These are the dumbest fucksticks ever at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Kindltot
Given the clientele around these parts, you may want to reword this.
Or not. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 13, 2026 06:05 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Accomack at February 13, 2026 06:05 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)
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Off the top of my head I can name about 20 towns and cities that only exist today because they were initially coal mining towns. Unlike most gold mining towns, they had longevity.
Off topic, I have a wood burning/ coal burning stove (which is now illegal in my state) that I use consistently in the winter. Coal, I have found, is more manageable and efficient than wood (which makes sense) I can heat the entire downstairs of a rather large home just with burning coal stove and it's fan insert. Dog loves it too...of course.
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 06:05 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:05 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: Wenda at February 13, 2026 06:05 PM (v9ee3)
Posted by: Democrat Judges and DAs at February 13, 2026 06:05 PM (AJ7zK)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2026 06:03 PM (V7nDg)
Nooooo!!! Please, madam, I beg of you!!
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 06:05 PM (pDt9x)
Not to mention that CO is a necessary byproduct of human respiration. Of course, the Left hates humanity, so if we we to all be dead, problem solved!
Posted by: No Name Today"
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We are the carbon Obama wanted to eliminate.
Posted by: Cosda at February 13, 2026 06:05 PM (POcC5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:06 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (pDt9x)
Yes. Albeit it is set much later of course. Current day as it were.
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2026 06:06 PM (V7nDg)
Just for the record, coal is the cheapest fuel there is, with the possible exception of nuclear - if the lawsuits against every nuclear plant ever built are not included.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 06:06 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 13, 2026 06:06 PM (IhIKR)
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But if Trump endorsed continued breathing to promote a healthy lifestyle, our problems would be solved.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2026 06:06 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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I have 2 that run on natural gas. I love them. The only issue I had was in '21 when we lost power and they froze since they are mounted on the outside of the house.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 13, 2026 06:07 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:06 PM (ojr4c)
We have a gas tankless water heater
Posted by: It's me donna at February 13, 2026 06:07 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Accomack
We do the same. Never touch the cold water faucet in the shower.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2026 06:07 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2026 06:07 PM (V7nDg)
Do they make gas-fired tankless heaters?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:06 PM (ojr4c)
I believe they do or did.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2026 06:07 PM (iJfKG)
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Tell me you know nothing about science without saying you know nothing of science.
Venus: Closer to the Sun, day is near a year long, atmo is over 95% CO2.
But sure, any day now the Earth will reach the fake AF "tipping point" and turn into Venus.
(cf. Earth, CO2 barely rates as a trace gas, under 1%
There is more Argon than CO2.)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2026 06:07 PM (HXT0k)
Seems to be polling everywhere, even with Democrats.
As much as we know Democrats cheat I think most of the rank and file doesn't believe it. They think we cheat and that their policies are just so darn popular they will win if people just smart enough to understand them!
Should be fun to see who is right.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2026 06:07 PM (viF8m)
"None of these fucking plants closed due to government mandates. It was because it wasn't economically viable."
Uh, what the hell is this Reddit-idiot talking about? They were regulated out of existence.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (9Ovst)
The atmosphere of Venus is also so dense that sunlight never makes it to the surface of the planet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: All fake and gay at February 13, 2026 05:31 PM (TbWk/)
I still got my pictures of Beijing that show how bad the pollution was.
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (O3dBq)
Posted by: Accomack at February 13, 2026 06:04 PM (GbONR)
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I would never want that, and would set it up.
Getting properly hot water at the kitchen sink is well worth the small inconvenience of having to mix cold water to shower or whatever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: And a tank to fire it at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: runner at February 13, 2026 06:07 PM (V7nDg)
Ummm, did I make the faux pas??
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (pDt9x)
1. A *flood* of gas due to fracking
2. Coal was made official undesirable and regulated to destruction
If you believe we have a "zero" amount of carbon fuels ... as in we've got what we've got and then no more ? Then "Natural Gas" is also finite.
But that ignores - frankly - a bunch of the "rules of physics" that some here will quote. Their understanding of systems. Right down to the beginning.
How does a seed turn into a tree ? How does that mass, that matter, happen ? Here's a hint. A big nuclear reaction in the sky.
Posted by: Yeah at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (v+fgg)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 06:09 PM (Ggsrp)
I have one. I give it a meh. It was in the house when I bought it but if I had a choice I would do a tank.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 13, 2026 06:09 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: And a tank to fire it at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (TbWk/)
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That's my best pitch.
Posted by: Nolan Ryan at February 13, 2026 06:09 PM (dIske)
Will this cause the Earth's Axis to shift ?????
Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (J9q9v)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Oglebay at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (2ap+5)
I always found it very curious that starting about 25 years ago, it became the bastard step child of energy. The truth is America needs all forms of energy, and coal is good option for base load power generation. It’s here, literally waiting to be picked up out of the ground.
Importantly the industry itself also pays good wages, good careers, and those dollars circulate here in the US and provide much needed revenue for state and local governments. Coal, oil, gas, nuclear, wind, and solar all have a place. The government should not be meddling and stifling our national security.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Oj76K)
Venus isn't Earth, retard. CO2 amount on Venus is >90% vs much less than 1% here. Venus is also closer to the Sun.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (9Ovst)
Yep. A vast amount of the Earth's original carbon is tied up in the miles of carbonate rocks (limestone and its buddies) that cover much of the Earth's surface.
Literal miles of solid carbonate rock.
Only a tiny minority of it wound up as fossil fuels.
It's not physically possible for the Earth to "turn into Venus" because the carbon just isn't there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Ggsrp)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Yes, I hear it at least once a month.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
I've seen never ending coal drags of trains heading from MT and WY towards Roberts Bank Canada to be shipped to China. These f*cking hypocrites on the left couldn't care less about how much coal China burns.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 13, 2026 06:11 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 06:11 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2026 06:11 PM (Q+gd/)
Muir doesn't understand any of the words that he is saying.
It's like a scumbag islamist murderer complaining to the UN that they aren't allowed equal time in defining where my bullets go that split their fucking heads open in mass numbers in a combat zone, and the UN, as it always does, denounce Israel, then realize I'm American, because UN reps are inbread dictatorial morons, and then denounce America and come to the original conclusion that should have been known from the first moment.
You don't control SHIT BITCHES.
Posted by: wickedpinto at February 13, 2026 06:11 PM (2a0yj)
"None of these fucking plants closed due to government mandates. It was because it wasn't economically viable."
Uh, what the hell is this Reddit-idiot talking about? They were regulated out of existence.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 13, 2026 06:00 PM (9Ovst)
The atmosphere of Venus is also so dense that sunlight never makes it to the surface of the planet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 06:08 PM (8zz6B)
Texas power problems began in summer and winter when Oblabla regulated three, count'em 3!!!, coal fired power plants out of existence here in Texas.
Redditard is talking through his ass.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2026 06:11 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 06:09 PM (Ggsrp)
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Well, if you don't live near the East River, just buy your morning coffee at a gas station of convenience store every day. They never clean those things, so you build up a little more tolerance/immunity every day.
Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 06:11 PM (dIske)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 06:11 PM (6ydKt)
Good one, Mr Uruk-Hai .
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 06:12 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 06:09 PM (Ggsrp)
There's a story (true or fiction, I don't know) about NYC kids in WWII who used to dive in the sewage outfalls to collect condoms that had been flushed.
Then they'd put them on a piece of broomstick to dry out, roll 'em up, and sell 'em to sailors on liberty.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2026 06:12 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Ggsrp)
But that was only because of the racism and misogynistic patriarchy.
Posted by: 21 year old at February 13, 2026 06:12 PM (AJ7zK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
It still is. The third world is building coal plants as fast as they can. We don't because of scrubbing regulations.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 06:12 PM (0U5gm)
The problem was carbon dioxide isn't a pollutant. It's not toxic and is a normal part of the atmosphere. The CAI was meant to deal with pollutants that had toxic or injurious effects on human health and the environment. Not something like climate change. Worse, the endangerment finding was filled with speculative science, a great deal of which was disproven.
At any time since 2009, congress has had the ability to amend the CAI and include climate change. They have not done that. Since the endangerment finding was not just poor science, but entirely inappropriate to the law. It should be tossed out completely.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 13, 2026 06:13 PM (tV890)
Posted by: Accomack at February 13, 2026 06:13 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2026 06:13 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2026 06:13 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Ggsrp)
China is opening new coal power plants weekly or something.
It's working just fine for them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Ggsrp)
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So were horses. Legacy is not necessarily relevant.
But I strongly suspect that, if the boot were removed from its neck, coal would find a happy place in the energy market. Probably, as Common Tater said, for electrical base load.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (ojr4c)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (IJRGr)
Of course the cartel judge will agree.
And ignore direct and binding SCOTUS precedent from last term.
The one on the copper mine case out of NV, where they said this bullshit of endless review of endless committees is not the law, that agencies don't have to follow these reviews to issue rules, and not following does not give the Lesser Piuteman Tribe of Greater Pandora standing no matter how "sacred" they claim the affected land is to them.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (fLVQR)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (0U5gm)
Why does the left hate black energy?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 13, 2026 06:13 PM (jtM2q)
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Well, they obviously hate black people, so why not keep going?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (ojr4c)
Winter Olympics runs out of condoms after athletes used 10,000 in three days
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 13, 2026 06:15 PM (J+Psw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2026 06:15 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 06:16 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 13, 2026 06:16 PM (IJRGr)
Posted by: davidt at February 13, 2026 05:54 PM (Q+gd/)
Thune has just announced that they're going to use mail-in ballots for voting on the SAVE Act, that they will accept ballots - even without signatures - up to a week after the vote, that VP Vance shall be the sole counter of the ballots and that the ballots shall be destroyed immediately after counting.
Also, some states will erroneously be credited with more than two Senators and other states with fewer. This will be corrected in 10 years... maybe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 06:10 PM (Ggsrp)
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So were horses. Legacy is not necessarily relevant.
But I strongly suspect that, if the boot were removed from its neck, coal would find a happy place in the energy market. Probably, as Common Tater said, for electrical base load.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (ojr4c)
Of course it would. Geographical proximity to coal areas would be great opportunities for industries. Making the smokestacks high obviates amlot of burning problems. Fluidized bed combustion has been around for decades and does a very good job of burning that produces less chemical by product. But this is all known by the industry.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 06:17 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Accomack at February 13, 2026 06:17 PM (GbONR)
EPA made a decision that cost trillions of $ with the endangerment finding. This is fundamentally WHY the supreme court will uphold this decision by EPA - because EPA should never have been empowered to make this decision.
By the way this just covers cars and trucks. For power plants, Obama pushed a second rule that was rejected by the courts.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 13, 2026 06:17 PM (tV890)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2026 06:15 PM (gm9Sb)
I'd love to get some to hot tent in the winter.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 13, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2026 06:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Then they'd put them on a piece of broomstick to dry out, roll 'em up, and sell 'em to sailors on liberty.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
A shitty business model.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 13, 2026 06:18 PM (j+8bz)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 13, 2026 06:18 PM (TezPK)
It's working just fine for them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM
There will never be another coal plant built in the US. It simply can't happen. Even in coal friendly states there will be endless lawsuits that will tie up any new builds for decades. There will be hundreds of lawsuits that will generate dozens of nation wide injunctions against any new coal plants the first time someone tries to build one.
Never mind that china is building dozens of new coal fired electric plants every month.
The best we are going to be able to do is build a bunch of natural gas fired electric plants.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 06:18 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: fd at February 13, 2026 05:56 PM (vFG9F)
Experts are being blown? I know I've got a lab coat around here somewhere.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)
Winter Olympics runs out of condoms after athletes used 10,000 in three days
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 13, 2026 06:15 PM (J+Psw)
I believe it.
It's well-known that the Real Olympic Sport is all the hardbodies showing off their sexual prowess...frequently and with multiple partners.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 13, 2026 06:19 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 06:17 PM (pDt9x)
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It's also all known by the energy and humanity hating environmentalists. Which is why they had to destroy it by other means...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:19 PM (ojr4c)
Even if this was the only thing Trump did, it would make him the greatest president of the last 40 years.
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2026 06:19 PM (se8lQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2026 06:15 PM (gm9Sb)
Lowes and Tractor Supply both sell it, but only in certain areas.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2026 06:20 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 13, 2026 05:58 PM (XvL8K)
I've seen a number of people, primarily people who install and maintain tankless water heaters, who say that they're great.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 13, 2026 06:20 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (ojr4c)
You build the power plant right next door to the mines, so you only have to haul the coal from the pit to the boilers. In huge electric trucks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 06:20 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (ojr4c)
What I do for a living. Literally - one of my markets.
Coal is EXACTLY what you say. A cheap, and potentially clean source, but not able to change to load demands. And the load changes all day. Mostly during the summer.
Coal is the base-load generator. Its why your utility used to surcharge you, for those that ever paid attention, to the demand charge.
Posted by: Yeah at February 13, 2026 06:20 PM (v+fgg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 13, 2026 06:21 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2026 06:21 PM (se8lQ)
Upthread a few comments the Reddit tard said coal was never economically viable. Their stupidity is blinding. They really know nothing, do they?
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)
I really enjoy the historical and national security analysis of Sarah Paine on yootoob, for the most part she nails it. But she almost ruins her whole analysis by two glaring deficiencies. First is what she describes as the "zero-sum-game" modern US foreign policy towards our douchebag borderline-useless allies. It's really just standard academic OrangeManBad hatred without saying his name.
The other is that she gushes over the ChiCom embrace of green energy. Which is total bullshit. They produce a shitload of green energy products as commodities to sell to OTHER nations for hard currency. For their own energy needs they stick with coal, nat gas and other fossil fuels, like a properly sane country.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2026 06:21 PM (y9nCu)
We still have those kinds of issues all over the country.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 05:39 PM
If we still have those issues, the EPA is a failure.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 13, 2026 06:21 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 13, 2026 06:22 PM (cwGMH)
Posted by: Unkaren at February 13, 2026 06:22 PM (cDrfF)
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 13, 2026 06:22 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 06:14 PM (ojr4c)
You build the power plant right next door to the mines, so you only have to haul the coal from the pit to the boilers. In huge electric trucks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2026 06:20 PM (8zz6B)
Conveyor belt it over from the crushing/wash plant to the burning plant. Established procedure, for loading, just as easy for burning.
Posted by: tubal at February 13, 2026 06:22 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: RandomDave at February 13, 2026 06:23 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
As others noted, yes. However, the ones I looked at still required electricity. So, if the power goes, they're useless.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 06:24 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Chutes and Ladders at February 13, 2026 06:24 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2026 06:21 PM (se8lQ)
A hood is required at all times on Leftists, with CO2 sequestration technology - a 20' tree, with enough soil to keep it alive and growing.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 13, 2026 06:24 PM (S/Y4j)
https://tinyurl.com/5n67mtm3
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 06:24 PM (looXz)
Posted by: zombie at February 13, 2026 06:24 PM (se8lQ)
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 13, 2026 06:22 PM (cwGMH)
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It doesn't help when places like Ireland (or was it Scotland) removed millions of trees to make way for windmills.
Posted by: washrivergal at February 13, 2026 06:25 PM (fLVQR)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 06:28 PM (Ia/+0)
Plants are essential for oxygen as they absorb CO2 during the day for photosynthesis. You'd also sort of think the thinning ozone layer we've been afraid of for 50yrs would be a good thing. I gave up hairspray for this movement!
I don't know squat as we have had very little snow this winter in the West and I blame Epstein or Walz.
Because I have not matured since JFK was killed, this has always baffled me.
On one hand, eradicate CO2. On the other hand, save the rain forests! Ask Greta Thundermug!
I vote to send the Dims who had any part of this idea to the Amazon rain forests and introduce them to the tribes who kill you on the spot with spears as they don't like invaders. Which is what we should have done with illegals on the southern border.
These natives, wearing strips of clothing around their waists only, and hiding their women and children, swarm you.
Barky Obungo would probably like this briefly but still be killed by a spear as he ogled the warriors dangly parts. He thought it was a primitive bathhouse like in San Francisco in the tropics.
Love is love.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 06:28 PM (WONhk)
Those who survived the Net Neutrality Repeal and Trump's Tax Cuts will now be obliterated from existence due to this! DAMN YOU DRUMPHF!!!! YOU KILLED US!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 13, 2026 06:33 PM (ohOaC)
And Barky can kiss my hairy ass. Fuck that jackhole in particular.
Posted by: turambar at February 13, 2026 06:33 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
Please name some of the burning rivers.
Posted by: Ronster at February 13, 2026 06:37 PM (6J32i)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 06:28 PM
HOW DARE YOU!??!!!!!??!!!!!!!
Posted by: Greta T. at February 13, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)
“For more than 30 years, I have been a journalist – and the power and protection of the First Amendment has been the underpinning of my work.
The events before my arrest, and what’s happened since, show that people are finally realizing what this Administration is all about.
For them, the process is the punishment. Like all of you here in Minnesota, I will not be intimidated, I will not back down, and I will fight these baseless charges."
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 13, 2026 06:42 PM (0sNs1)
'any air pollution agent including chemical that enter the ambient air'
does not mean any chemical that enter the ambient air.
The government gave an example:
'any American auto including any truck or minivan', does not include foreign trucks.
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