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Tim Walz: ICE Hurt Our Illegal-Alien-Based Economy and Now We Demand Reparations from the US Taxpayer

Tom Homan just ended Operation Metro Surge in Minnesota, declaring the operation a success.

Border czar Tom Homan on Thursday formally wrapped up "Operation Metro Surge" in Minneapolis, declaring the multi-week federal push a success after more than 4,000 illegal aliens were arrested in and around the Twin Cities.

Speaking to reporters, Homan said the coordinated effort with state and local partners delivered "the successful results we came here for," arguing that Minnesota communities are "much safer" as a result of stepped-up enforcement carried out under President Trump.

But federal agents are not leaving the city entirely. Homan made clear that officers will remain in place to remove convicted criminals and to assume custody of migrants being held in local jails.

"Prioritization of public safety threats doesn't mean we forget about everybody else," he said, reiterating the administration's commitment to enforcing immigration law across the board. "We're going to enforce the immigration law. We're going to have a mass deportation. President Trump promised that, and we're committed to that."

You might think that Tim Walz would say "thank you" for ICE deporting 4,000 criminals from Minneapolis. You might think he'd say "thank you" for winding down the more aggressive part of the operation, to focus instead on collecting illegals from jail.

You'd be wrong, you big dummies on the level of Lamont Sanford.

Tim Walz is complaining that the local economy, based almost entirely on illegal alien labor and purchases along with prodigious amounts of federal benefits fraud by Somalis, has been hurt by deportations.

His proposal? He wants you to pay the state "deportation reparations."

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz is demanding taxpayers bail out businesses after federal agents arrested more than 4,000 illegal aliens in the Minneapolis area -- arguing that Washington "broke" parts of his state's economy by enforcing immigration law.

Speaking after White House border czar Tom Homan confirmed the scale of the operation, Walz said the crackdown left Minnesota facing "economic ruin" and insisted the federal government "needs to pay for what they broke here." His administration is advancing a $10 million taxpayer-funded relief package aimed at small businesses that lost workers or customers once illegal aliens were detained or deported.

"What can we start doing on the economic recovery, the damage that has been done to our economy?" Walz said, singling out immigrant-owned small businesses.

State economic officials claim revenue has fallen sharply because workers are staying home and customers are avoiding certain commercial areas. Matt Varilek, a senior economic development official, warned of "massive reductions" in foot traffic and income. Henry Garcia, a Colombian-born grocery store manager in St. Paul, said sales were cut in half. "My customers are afraid to go shopping," Garcia said. "Sales dropped by half, and goodwill doesn't cover rent ... We need more grants."

Throughout his remarks, Walz praised Minnesota's immigrant community broadly and invoked the Statue of Liberty, declaring, "There is no Minnesota without our immigrant community." He did not distinguish between legal immigrants and illegal aliens.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




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1 Cheater slicks.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 13, 2026 02:43 PM (Kt19C)

2 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 13, 2026 03:21 PM (CWTWj)

3 walz is a dummox

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 13, 2026 03:21 PM (CWTWj)

4 Um, fuck off

Posted by: nckate at February 13, 2026 03:21 PM (uQzkA)

5 Not a clue.

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2026 03:22 PM (INIdd)

6 I would say " the balls on this guy" but he has none. He has some fucking gall though.

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2026 03:23 PM (YwEeS)

7 Why isn't Waltz in jail?

Posted by: Beartooth at February 13, 2026 03:24 PM (GGatE)

8 Sure. Right after Walz reimburses the Feds for the Somali theft.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 13, 2026 03:25 PM (vqA1l)

9 I have a counterproposal Tim. Fuck yourself sideways with rusty rebar wrapped in barbed wire.

Posted by: Mike at February 13, 2026 03:25 PM (Jz9jg)

10 To Timpon, "Get f*cked, four eyes!!"

- Shaun of the Dead

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 13, 2026 03:25 PM (/HDaX)

11 How's about Minnesota reimburse the federal government for the cost of arresting these criminal illegals in light of the fact they refuse to notify ICE when the criminals are being released so they could pick them up safely at the jails.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2026 03:25 PM (ClDUJ)

12 He's got to replace that revenue somehow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 13, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

13 Can't we just deport this trifling-ass f*cker to Somalia?

Posted by: XTC at February 13, 2026 03:26 PM (FpHTM)

14 Also, go fuck yourself, champ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 13, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

15 Listen here "coach," demand in one hand and sh** in another and see which fills up first.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 13, 2026 03:26 PM (DaLEF)

16 I want $9 billion in reparations for the Somali Swindle. Pray that we don't raise it further.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 13, 2026 03:27 PM (wBaIH)

17 US taxpayers owe Mn. taxpayers money that "short-bus" tim let them steal? "bold strategy Cotton- let's see how this plays out"

Posted by: pahound at February 13, 2026 03:27 PM (eyOo6)

18 What should we expect from a guy who hauled school children to chy-nah to be groomed?

Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2026 03:27 PM (INIdd)

19 LOLGF Walz.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 13, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)

20 I would take this more seriously if he made this demand while wearing Richard Simmons' costume.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2026 03:28 PM (zQLjY)

21 "There is no Minnesota without our immigrant community."

Quite the admission that native Minnesotans are just nobodies accdng to the gov. But, do go on, and tell me replacement is just a racist conspiracy theory.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 03:28 PM (diia5)

22 The Democrat Party is so far removed from what they were when I was growing up is that the only words I have for any democrat are "Fuck You".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 13, 2026 03:28 PM (bH+s8)

23 My favorite image of the last month was the Minneapolis cops heading out to end an anti-ICE riot wearing body armor, riot gear and 4' riot batons.

I am sure Frey got the sadz

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 03:29 PM (rbvCR)

24 Timmy, Ellison, and Frey, need to reimburse the feds for all of the fraud in their state. Plus the cost of the ICE surge. Personally.

Then we can talk about repairing their economy.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 13, 2026 03:29 PM (S/Y4j)

25 Lamont Sanford:
They're predicting a massive earthquake on November 6.

Fred Sanford:
November 6? That's only five days away!

Lamont Sanford:
Don't worry about a thing, Pop, it's not possible.

Grady Wilson:
Oh I beg to differ with you, Lamont. Today is November 1, and it's extremely possible that November 6 is only five days away.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 03:29 PM (6ydKt)

26 Ladies and gentleman, your next senator from Minnesota.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2026 03:29 PM (MGB5H)

27 The only reparations should be the $10B or so paid back by Minnesota to the other 49 states.

Posted by: duke at February 13, 2026 03:29 PM (p4viM)

28 I would take this more seriously if he made this demand while wearing Richard Simmons' costume.
Posted by: t-bird
......

or a Mr. Slave outfit.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2026 03:30 PM (UjdFS)

29 Willowed and newly relevant:

It is different in Japan. Here many companies are owned by families and they want to persist and leave something of value to the next generation. They are not addicted to market growth (immigration fuels customers) and benefits packages based on when they can cash in their options.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 13, 2026 03:26 PM (l0YH1)

Walz gives the game away -- the US economy has become dependent on continuous growth through immigration. That has to end at some point and the sooner the less catastrophic it will be.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 13, 2026 03:30 PM (l0YH1)

30
I bet he gets back into the race.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:30 PM (n7rxJ)

31 Tim Walz is complaining that the local economy, based almost entirely on illegal alien labor and purchases along with prodigious amounts of federal benefits fraud by Somalis, has been hurt by deportations.
-
If your business depended on (which is to say, catered to) illegal aliens, you are a traitor and going bankrupt is about the kindest way the rest of us can deal with you.

Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (vSvIl)

32 "Crime doesn't pay" was definitely never taught to Tim Walz.

Posted by: pookysgirl's sympathy well has run dry at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (Wt5PA)

33 You'd be wrong, you big dummies on the level of Lamont Sanford.


RIP

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (jc0TO)

34
I wonder if Tim Noballs is being threatened by his muzzie "friends"?

Posted by: fourseasons at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (3ek7K)

35 There is no Minnesota without our immigrant community."

That's like saying there is no Bill Clinton without syphilis.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (zQLjY)

36 Tim Walz is complaining that the local economy, based almost entirely on illegal alien labor and purchases along with prodigious amounts of federal benefits fraud by Somalis, has been hurt by deportations.

=====

Well, immigrants taking government benefits and then spending them on local businesses feels like a terrible basis for an economy.

Who told them that this would be a good idea?

Where are the Scandis who built an economy out of forests with their bare hands to tell the people of Minnesota otherwise?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

37 24 Timmy, Ellison, and Frey, need to reimburse the feds for all of the fraud in their state. Plus the cost of the ICE surge. Personally.

Then we can talk about repairing their economy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 13, 2026 03:29 PM

I am thinking more along the lines of them serving prison time.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (Oq/TM)

38 Just more fraud that Minnesota owes the rest of the nation Tampon-boy.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (f1kZG)

39 He makes my skin crawl.

Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (pZEOD)

40 How did our economy become so socialized?

I thought we won the cold war against the commies...

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 13, 2026 03:32 PM (l0YH1)

41 What should we expect from a guy who hauled school children to chy-nah to be groomed?
Posted by: Eromero at February 13, 2026 03:27 PM (INIdd)


The chance that Chinese Intelligence does not have films of that they send Timmy every so often when he seems to be thinking for himself is slightly lower than Trump sending Timmy the money Timmy claims to be owed.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2026 03:32 PM (rbvCR)

42 Do the Dems have some type of War Room of Dumb Ideas where they come up with stupid shit like this?

Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2026 03:32 PM (GUOwU)

43 As an ex-Minnesotan (1988 -91) this guy is total scum who has ruined what used to be what used to be a beautiful state. He needs to be investigated thoroughly for the missing billions we know about so far and punished accordingly.

Posted by: Caf at February 13, 2026 03:32 PM (qS/Xm)

44 If your state's economy depends on just 4,000 people, then you have admitted that your government is abjectly incompetent.

If your state's economy depends on illegal aliens, then you have admitted that your government is abjectly criminal.

If your state depends on just 4.000 people who are also illegal aliens, then you have admitted that your government is simultaneously both abjectly criminal and abjectly incompetent.

The reasonable response to the former is immediate dissolution of the incompetent government. The reasonable response to the latter is the immediate imprisonment of criminal officials.

A reasonable response to neither is "subsidize them."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:33 PM (ojr4c)

45 He can sue Somalia for reparations.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 13, 2026 03:33 PM (XZaOB)

46 Hey Timmy, take a big step back and literally fuck your own face.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2026 03:33 PM (MGB5H)

47
Ladies and gentleman, your next senator from Minnesota.
Posted by: BruceWayne

==============

Good point, but what does Amy Klobuchar think she owes him? She could become governor and appoint... Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:33 PM (n7rxJ)

48 My offer, governor? Nothing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (PrvRk)

49 I've got a counter offer; the state of Minnesota can pay DHS for all the government vehicles Waltz's lunatic mob damaged, and pay all the disability for the agent that got his finger bitten off. And Walz can go get fucked by a moose.

Posted by: UGAdawg at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (SurNx)

50 39 He makes my skin crawl.
Posted by: Piper at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM

Same and his wife also gives me the ick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (ClDUJ)

51 Speaking after White House border czar Tom Homan confirmed the scale of the operation, Walz said the crackdown left Minnesota facing "economic ruin" and insisted the federal government "needs to pay for what they broke here."
++++
I am entirely open to - even supportive - of the notion of the federal taxpayer carrying the cost burden of imprisoning most of Minnesota' state government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (ojr4c)

52 The economic damages to pawn shops and the fencing industry are not trivial.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (jc0TO)

53 The people of Minnesota look back in fondness on the Jesse Ventura administration...

Posted by: steevy at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (YwEeS)

54 You know what would be hilarious? Technically, a US taxpayer can sue a state (in a class action) for mismanagement of federal funds (opening up the suit to taxpayers across the country).

Unfortunately, Courts will dismiss it based on standing because to sue, a taxpayer must prove that the mismanagement will directly cause an increase in their personal tax bill. Now, this is where the White House comes in. If Trump can document that in 2026-27 taxes will be lowered based soley on the ending of fraud in Minnesota and other abusive states, you, arguably have this threshold.

Of course, any such Class action has no chance or reaching fruition, but we could really make a point by getting something like 50 Million people signed up for a class action suit against Minnesota and Tim Walz as a separate defendant.

Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (dIske)

55 Timmy, Ellison, and Frey, need to reimburse the feds for all of the fraud in their state. Plus the cost of the ICE surge. Personally.

Then we can talk about repairing their economy.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 13, 2026 03:29 PM

I am thinking more along the lines of them serving prison time.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (Oq/TM)

First the repayment, then decades making license plates - or gravel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (S/Y4j)

56 Walz gives the game away -- the US economy has become dependent on continuous growth through immigration. That has to end at some point and the sooner the less catastrophic it will be.
-
This is going to unpleasantly surprise those who are convinced that the path to prosperity is lower interest rates and more lending to anyone that can be found to take the loan.

Posted by: Methos at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (vSvIl)

57 Good point, but what does Amy Klobuchar think she owes him? She could become governor and appoint... Ilhan Omar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

She traded it to him for him not running again saving her the primary cash.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2026 03:34 PM (MGB5H)

58 Governor Twinklefingers knows his $10,000,000 demand is going nowhere. But that's not the object -- it's simply to allow him to tell the Minnesota taxpayers "Hey, you're not on the hook for the $10,000,000 buyoff that I'm shoveling to criminal immigrant employers; actually, I'm getting that money from the Feds. And if they don't pay, well, you need to talk to them about it."

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (3kVUX)

59 I am thinking more along the lines of them serving prison time.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude
......

I think congress passed a secret law that politicians cannot serve prison time.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS)

60 Tim Walz : A pedophile ring is missing it's leader.

Posted by: The Truth at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (Ksqrb)

61 Do the Dems have some type of War Room of Dumb Ideas where they come up with stupid shit like this?
Posted by: Ripley at February 13, 2026 03:32 PM (GUOwU

---

It's called Reddit

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (f1kZG)

62 Lamont Sanford:
Don't be ridiculous, Pop, you can't fight a traffic ticket.

Fred Sanford:
I'm not being ridiculous. You are. Now look, you get a ticket by a white cop in a blue uniform in a black neighborhood, making you so mad you see red. And you ain't gonna fight it 'cause you too yellow. Now what are you? A man or a box of crayons?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

63 Democrats are always on the side of fraud and gang activity.

Maybe Walz should ask the Somalis to bring back those carry on bags filled with cash, to help make up for all the lost revenue from crime.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (vbXSk)

64 "Crime doesn't pay" was definitely never taught to Tim Walz.
Posted by: pookysgirl's sympathy well has run dry at February 13, 2026 03:31 PM (Wt5PA)
++++
The assertion that "crime doesn't pay" presupposes both sovereign law to which all are about, and a reasonable probability that serious and/or ongoing crime gets both noticed and prosecuted.

Neither precondition is in evidence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (ojr4c)

65 Shut up, Heat Miser.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (qBdHI)

66
Why is he even bothering? These problems will belong to the next governor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)

67 How did our economy become so socialized?
I thought we won the cold war against the commies...
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


The die was cast with FDR promising all the good things for just a bit of control over the lives of citizens. And then, a little more. And then...

See, The Road To Serfdom.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2026 03:36 PM (diia5)

68 He's just trolling. There is no way that the current federal government will pay reparations for deporting illegal aliens.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 13, 2026 03:36 PM (8mulE)

69 You might think that Tim Walz would say ...

--------------

The Venn diagram of the intersection of Commies, Retards, and Ingrates is a perfect circle.

I saw Commies, Retards, and Ingrates open for ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 13, 2026 03:36 PM (XZaOB)

70 ... Walz gives the game away -- the US economy has become dependent on continuous growth through immigration. That has to end at some point and the sooner the less catastrophic it will be.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 13, 2026 03:30 PM (l0YH1)
++++
Partly true. Some parts of the US economy do. This biggest of those parts is government and those connected to government.

Minnesota's state economy is not failing, and certainly not because of illegals being rounded up and deported.

But Tim Walz's friends' personal economies - and possibly his as well, along with many other politicians' and bureaucrats' - are very likely tanking hard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:38 PM (ojr4c)

71 Hey, totally unrelated, anyone arrested yet over the fraud?

...anyone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2026 03:38 PM (PYyV9)

72 ahhh stopping fraud is not "breaking" anything ... well if your economy is based on fraud I guess it is breaking it ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at February 13, 2026 03:38 PM (DBAaD)

73 Mr. Clifford:
[the employment officer interviews Lamont] What's your educational background?

Lamont Sanford:
Well, I was working towards my Ph.D., but I didn't quite complete it.

Mr. Clifford:
I see. How far did you get?

Lamont Sanford:
About the 10th grade.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 13, 2026 03:38 PM (6ydKt)

74 I say, since they don’t have the balls to arrest Tim Walz on various charges, they should instead pull all CBP from MN. Wanna drive across the Canadian border into MN? Too bad, go through ND or another state. Wanna fly into MSP direct from another country? Not without clearing CBP elsewhere. Wanna visit Duluth from another country? Get cleared with CBP someplace else.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 13, 2026 03:38 PM (O3dBq)

75 I was gonna make a "but first you will blow me" joke, but timmy would probably be up for it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 13, 2026 03:39 PM (l0YH1)

76 How did our economy become so socialized?
I thought we won the cold war against the commies...
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


Long, long ago, on the Titanic...

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2026 03:39 PM (zQLjY)

77 71 Hey, totally unrelated, anyone arrested yet over the fraud?

...anyone?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 13, 2026 03:38 PM (PYyV9)
___________________________

There had been 90 arrests (86 of them Somali) even before Shirley's reporting.

Posted by: Orson at February 13, 2026 03:39 PM (dIske)

78 Shut up, Heat Miser.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (qBdHI)

LOL! Spot on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 13, 2026 03:39 PM (PSEDc)

79 Pretty sure just turning off the graft and theft that was happening is going to destroy the economy of minnesota all by itself.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 03:39 PM (0N4FZ)

80 It's not enough that illegal aliens defrauded Minnesotans for years for Billions of dollars. And when DJT and the DHS tries to put a stop to the criminal activity, Governor Jazzhands demands that US taxpayers pay the jizya compensation for the loss of criminal income.

Posted by: mrp at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (rj6Yv)

81 Sam Adams would have long tarred and feathered his frumpy rear end.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (Alf43)

82 btw, I wonder if the Somalis paid taxes on all those billions they collected for (no) child care and other (non-) services. The IRS does not accept "The Dog Ate My Homework" excuse.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (vbXSk)

83
He's just trolling. There is no way that the current federal government will pay reparations for deporting illegal aliens.
Posted by: No Name Today

================

Yup. I still wonder what he has in mind for his political future.

BruceWayne, what do you think would happen if Klobuchar blew him off in the Senate appointment anyway? Tee-hee! I mean, what could he do about it but fume?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (n7rxJ)

84 That is. ... honestly that is hilarious

omg the retail! all the retail will have to close!

is there an actual legit economy in Minnesota?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (j+aD2)

85 His proposal? He wants you to pay the state "deportation reparations."

We get to tell Walz to jump in a lake, right?

Posted by: Emmie at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (NIkq3)

86 By this reasoning the feds owe reparations to Brooklyn for rolling up the Gotti family, or to vrious border town truck stops for busting up human sex trafficking rings.

Posted by: DIAF Pedowalz at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)

87 Y'know who else had to pay reparations?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (Kt19C)

88 honestly, Tom Homan should have just slowly drawn down folks...and made no mention of it officially ending...now this chicom igit, and small fry can pretend they somehow won....

Posted by: zigggggy at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (EDeJ/)

89 Cannot watch pedo lizard mouth Walz speak.

In other words, their economy is shot without millions in kick backs from illegal businesses in empty buildings. I see now!

Where are all the children needing care from these pretend daycares?

Where are all the downtrodden and helpless elderly from imaginary home health care?

Where are all the poor patients, now stuck at home, who need imaginary non-emergency transport?

Does this Elmer Fudd flapping his gums (no offense to Elmer) ever address the fraud?

Has he mentioned the fraud and I missed it because I can't stand to pollute my retinas or ears?

Or is he still Pretti Good with the fraud?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 03:41 PM (WONhk)

90 His proposal? He wants you to pay the state "deportation reparations."

In the spirit of bipartisanship, I make a counterproposal: Tom Homan cuts off Tim Walz's nipples on pay-per-view while his loved ones look on and quietly weep.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 13, 2026 03:41 PM (QPCEj)

91 86 By this reasoning the feds owe reparations to Brooklyn for rolling up the Gotti family, or to vrious border town truck stops for busting up human sex trafficking rings.


hmm I'm liking this

the feds owe Philly ...we had safe streets with Testa

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 03:41 PM (j+aD2)

92
btw, I wonder if the Somalis paid taxes on all those billions they collected for (no) child care and other (non-) services. The IRS does not accept "The Dog Ate My Homework" excuse.
Posted by: illiniwek

===============

This is why it's driving me crazy that there have been no charges yet. The only "investigation" necessary is rounding up the existing paperwork.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:41 PM (n7rxJ)

93 Where are the Scandis who built an economy out of forests with their bare hands to tell the people of Minnesota otherwise?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They can't think straight anymore--TDS hit hard here

Posted by: Dave at February 13, 2026 03:42 PM (sbsMc)

94 The shamelessness is part of the kink.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2026 03:42 PM (RIvkX)

95 His administration is advancing a $10 million taxpayer-funded relief package aimed at small businesses that lost workers or customers once illegal aliens were detained or deported.
++++
In 2024 (the most recent available data) the State of Minnesota had a gross state product of approximately $507 billion. $10 million represents 0.002% of that gross.

This is not a lot of money in context, and this amount of money also makes it clear that this has nothing to do with the economy of the state of Minnesota. So if not that, then what? My bet is that this has to do with bailing out specific organizations associated with Tim Walz.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:42 PM (ojr4c)

96 BruceWayne, what do you think would happen if Klobuchar blew him off in the Senate appointment anyway? Tee-hee! I mean, what could he do about it but fume?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Well of course she could. But I'm sure she loves the idea of sticking America with him for a couple more years.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2026 03:42 PM (MGB5H)

97 Then we can talk about repairing their economy.

No. We will never talk about "repairing" their economy.

Insurance went up because of MN was into burning down their own cities. I want them to reimburse me for insurance premium increases caused by their policy of paying for what they broke.

They also broke the welfare system, the child care system and the medical transport system. They broke it. Now how about reimbursing the country for the tens of billions of dollars in damage they did.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2026 03:43 PM (pUU4E)

98 That's double dipping since the taxpayers were already on the hook for all the fraud.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 03:43 PM (0KSrI)

99 Hahahahaha! You serious?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0kja30aeU80?feature=share

Posted by: J.K. Simmons as Jonah Jameson at February 13, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t)

100
He makes my skin crawl.
Posted by: Piper

===============

Can you imagine if he'd had to watch this lizard-mouth every day for 4 years? While he was doing nothing but damage?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:43 PM (n7rxJ)

101 someone had a great idea, we get albarta and carney gets minnesota

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 13, 2026 03:44 PM (CWTWj)

102 is there an actual legit economy in Minnesota?
Posted by: BlackOrchid

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It's been all downhill since the patent on Post-its ran out.

Posted by: 3M at February 13, 2026 03:44 PM (l0YH1)

103 To Whom it may concern,

I would like reparations from looking for a partial nanosecond at pedo mouth Walz since Kamkook dug him out of his lair. The prancing pounce photo is still in my brain, sadly.

I find him disturbing to think about. I demand at least a cool million from the fraud state of MN.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 03:44 PM (WONhk)

104 walz would have made a great border czar.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 13, 2026 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

105 The assertion that "crime doesn't pay" presupposes both sovereign law to which all are about, and a reasonable probability that serious and/or ongoing crime gets both noticed and prosecuted.

Neither precondition is in evidence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:35 PM (ojr4c)

Crime pays exceedingly well. And cheaters do in fact prosper beyond the wildest dreams of most law abiding citizens.

Posted by: Work hard, head down, don't make waves at February 13, 2026 03:45 PM (TbWk/)

106 In the spirit of bipartisanship, I make a counterproposal: Tom Homan cuts off Tim Walz's nipples on pay-per-view while his loved ones look on and quietly weep.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
......

His "loved ones"? Ha ha ha ha. That's funny.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2026 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

107 The federal government is $38.5 trillion in debt, yet old farts like Walz still have their hands out for more, more, more.

Stealing from future generations for hands free catheters today.

Posted by: Should Be Ashamed... at February 13, 2026 03:45 PM (Ksqrb)

108
I'm sure she loves the idea of sticking America with him for a couple more years.
Posted by: BruceWayne

============

What a bitch. I keep hearing that she's somewhat "smart," but I don't know what the case for that is. She's less dumb than most lefties? She has a policy that makes sense?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:45 PM (n7rxJ)

109 His "loved ones"? Ha ha ha ha. That's funny.


the way he grabbed his son

THAT I will never, ever forget

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 03:45 PM (j+aD2)

110 This is why it's driving me crazy that there have been no charges yet. The only "investigation" necessary is rounding up the existing paperwork.

Walz knows for a fact that he will never fear any prosecution so he has taken to dropping his pants and making dick helicopters at the rest of the US.

The Trump Administration is constitutionally incapable of prosecuting or even charging Democrats.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2026 03:46 PM (kHd4y)

111 (As I remember it)
Fred Sanford: They pay me two-oh, I write down one-oh, Uncle Sam gets zero.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at February 13, 2026 03:46 PM (Ah/ci)

112 What a bitch. I keep hearing that she's somewhat "smart," but I don't know what the case for that is. She's less dumb than most lefties? She has a policy that makes sense?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at

She ate a salad with a comb. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 13, 2026 03:47 PM (MGB5H)

113 Can you imagine if he'd had to watch this lizard-mouth every day for 4 years? While he was doing nothing but damage?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:43 PM (n7rxJ)
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I get the feeling that everything Walz know about governing, he learned in the PRC.

Posted by: mrp at February 13, 2026 03:47 PM (rj6Yv)

114 Crime pays exceedingly well. And cheaters do in fact prosper beyond the wildest dreams of most law abiding citizens.

And there is not a soul on this Planet who cares to even slow it down.

Crime is the System.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2026 03:47 PM (kHd4y)

115 As if you needed any further evidence that leftard scumbags afe corrupt pieces of garbage

Posted by: Pste at February 13, 2026 03:47 PM (2hSu0)

116 "My customers are afraid to go shopping," Garcia said. "Sales dropped by half, and goodwill doesn't cover rent ... We need more grants."

Huh? Did anyone catch that? "More" grants? How much taxpayer money has already been laundered through this bullshit business?

Now you know why Democraps will fight to their last breath for illegals and scumbags. Their entire economies are built on them.

Mr. Garcia can suck a fat dick until he chokes on it. Fuck these people. Fuck. These. People.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 13, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

117 She ate a salad with a comb. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: BruceWayne
.......

The lice add texture.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

118 Ever notice that Walz always has an "Oops, I just sharted myself!" expression on his face?

Posted by: Bert G at February 13, 2026 03:48 PM (VARTN)

119 ... omg the retail! all the retail will have to close! ...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 03:40 PM (j+aD2)
++++
Going back to the beginning of commerce, the primary source of losses for shopkeepers has been employees stealing from them. Simple embezzlement. The clerk pockets what should have gone in the cashbox. That is most of the economic losses. There are rare exceptions like shipwrecks and wars, but most of the time, it's the help stealing from the shopkeeper.

This is why there have been so many inventions to help deal with that problem. Cash registers come immediately to mind. Why do you think so many places have those "if you don't get a receipt, your thing is free" policies? A receipt means the transaction was recorded. If someone isn't recording transactions, your free thing pales in comparison to the theft you just discovered for the shopkeeper. You're an integral part of the police force, and the shopkeeper pays you for your service.

But not now. In many places, the biggest cost is no longer embezzlement, but theft by outsiders. "Crime is legal" policies have inverted an ancient norm. Retail will improve, not get worse, with the removal of gangsters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:49 PM (ojr4c)

120 ...The IRS does not accept "The Dog Ate My Homework" excuse.
Wanna bet?

Posted by: pahound at February 13, 2026 03:49 PM (eyOo6)

121 Why does Walz make me think of a rotting fish trying to sell Flavor-Aid after Jonestown?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 13, 2026 03:49 PM (S/Y4j)

122 Now you know why Democraps will fight to their last breath for illegals and scumbags. Their entire economies are built on them.


every day the philly papers have articles like this!

"we need federal funding! we need grants!"

I laugh and laugh

such unhappy parasites

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 03:50 PM (j+aD2)

123
Walz knows for a fact that he will never fear any prosecution so he has taken to dropping his pants and making dick helicopters at the rest of the US.

The Trump Administration is constitutionally incapable of prosecuting or even charging Democrats.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

===============

Believe it or not, I think Walz had little or nothing to do with the Somali fraud. Why would they cut him in? They were able to do the whole thing within their community.

The problem with prosecuting them, I just don't get it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:50 PM (n7rxJ)

124 Why, whatever shall we do without our slave labor?

Posted by: Tim Walz at February 13, 2026 03:51 PM (cO6Mr)

125 >>> His proposal? He wants you to pay the state "deportation reparations."

It should be the other way around.
Maybe put the entire state into forced labor just for electing the doche bag residue into office.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2026 03:51 PM (/lPRQ)

126 Blonde Morticia, the fraud was administered through state agencies.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 03:51 PM (0KSrI)

127 Why, whatever shall we do without our slave labor?
Posted by: Tim Walz at February 13, 2026 03:51 PM (cO6Mr)
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Pay for your help.

Sorry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:51 PM (ojr4c)

128 You stopped our immigration welfare fraud!, you need to pay us that money straight up!
- Timmy Walz

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)

129 based almost entirely on illegal alien labor and purchases along with prodigious amounts of federal benefits fraud by Somalis"

Or, you know, my taxes and debt

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 03:53 PM (vJMWi)

130 Fkin Marxist Waltz can go sut on a cactus for all I care.
And eat rice with chop sticks

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

131 You stopped our immigration welfare fraud!, you need to pay us that money straight up!
- Timmy Walz
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 13, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)
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Setting aside grant losses as a result of all the fraud and the subsequent shutting off of grants, this is a useful statement.

4,000 gangsters deported. $10 million demanded. That amounts to $2,500 per deported gangster going into *somebody's* pocket in the state government.

Seems ... low.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:53 PM (ojr4c)

132 And he sent Somalians billions and wants more?

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

133 "we need federal funding! we need grants!"

I'm sure they do. Few in those cities knows how to generate wealth.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2026 03:54 PM (kHd4y)

134 Believe it or not, I think Walz had little or nothing to do with the Somali fraud. Why would they cut him in? They were able to do the whole thing within their community.

The problem with prosecuting them, I just don't get it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:50 PM (n7rxJ)
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A dirty governor is paid for what he/she DOESN'T do - like order investigations, or request assistance from the Feds. When the state AG is as dirty as the governor, and the state MSM plays along, well, you get Minnestoa.

Posted by: mrp at February 13, 2026 03:55 PM (rj6Yv)

135 I've already paid Out of State Fishing license fees for years. Walsy shoul'd've not blown it all on riots.

Posted by: DaveA at February 13, 2026 03:55 PM (FhXTo)

136 I will say it again.
The left is criminally insane.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at February 13, 2026 03:55 PM (ZKxxT)

137 the primary source of losses for shopkeepers has been employees stealing from them"

Yep. Cash in pocket or goods out the back door...

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 03:55 PM (vJMWi)

138 And he sent Somalians billions and wants more?
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)
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They weren't his billions, they were the FedGov's - that is, yours.

He isn't looking to get those billions back, he wants back the millions that he and his pals were pocketing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:56 PM (ojr4c)

139
"My customers are afraid to go shopping," Garcia said. "Sales dropped by half,

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

Once again, we are importing entire economies. Retailers as well as customers. We need more illegal alien customers to support the illegal alien retailers. And we need more illegal alien retailers to service the illegal alien customers. Fucking death-spiral.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 03:56 PM (n7rxJ)

140 Come to Virginia, you huddled sweet beautiful diversity pyrsons!! You all can work on our plantations,,,,,uh,,,,,jobs that we will provide you. As soon as we remove all of those white supremacists!!

Posted by: CIA Barbie & her merry band of marxists (VA) at February 13, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)

141 He isn't looking to get those billions back, he wants back the millions that he and his pals were pocketing.



and btw he didn't have to be "cut in" exactly. the "health and human services" admin in his state was FLUSH due to the influx of our tax dollars to Somalia. And he got a cut of THAT, not necessarily a cut from the Somalians.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 03:57 PM (j+aD2)

142 My customers are afraid to go shopping," Garcia said. "Sales dropped by half,"

Yeah. Sure. OK.

Oh, you want sympathy? Fresh out.

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 03:58 PM (vJMWi)

143 Do the Dems have some type of War Room of Dumb Ideas where they come up with stupid shit like this?
Posted by: Ripley

Actually they do.
Commies don't take a dump without a four year plan.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2026 03:59 PM (/lPRQ)

144 and btw he didn't have to be "cut in" exactly. the "health and human services" admin in his state was FLUSH due to the influx of our tax dollars to Somalia. And he got a cut of THAT, not necessarily a cut from the Somalians.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 03:57 PM (j+aD2)
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Yeah. My *guess* is that he and many others were double-dipping and both hoovering it up from the federal program inflow and getting a piece of it from the gangsters kicking some of it back upstairs through "campaign contributions" and NGOs and various other benefits.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 03:59 PM (ojr4c)

145
Mr. Garcia can suck a fat dick until he chokes on it. Fuck these people. Fuck. These. People.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 13, 2026 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

Your'e correct, didn't say we need a grant, more grants? What the hell is this?

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 13, 2026 03:59 PM (ClDUJ)

146 I bet the dumbass will die broke.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2026 03:59 PM (UjdFS)

147 Tim Walz will soon be a trivia answer, assuming he isn't the serial killer he looks like and merely an ineffectual idiot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 13, 2026 03:59 PM (r5gBF)

148 President Trump: “We're also purchasing 30 new and modified Abrams tanks. Still the best tank, right? It was named in honor of Stacey Abrams.”

*Crowd Laughs*

“Congratulations, thank you very much for a great name, Stacey.”

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 13, 2026 04:00 PM (/E0rg)

149 A dirty governor is paid for what he/she DOESN'T do

Which should give Walz's head the rotational range of Linda Blair given all the "looking the other way" he's done.

Posted by: Halfhand at February 13, 2026 04:00 PM (cO6Mr)

150 How much do you want to bet walz is going to toss his name back into the governors race? Remember he "defeated" Trump and holman and made them remove ICE from his state. I suspect he is posturing for that to happen soon.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 13, 2026 04:00 PM (0N4FZ)

151 Minneapolis has about 435k people. The 4k that were arrested were the worst of the worst that were caught. And that's still 1% of the population.

Every time you walked down a street in Minneapolis, at least one of the people you saw was an illegal alien hardcore criminal. A rapist, a murderer, a drug dealer, a pedo.

But those 4k are only those that were caught. There are many many more. So what percent of the Minneapolis population is illegal? 20% 25%? 30%? 40%?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 13, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

152 Believe it or not, I think Walz had little or nothing to do with the Somali fraud. Why would they cut him in?

Those are two very different ideas. Walz obviously had a lot do with the Somali fraud because it is state administered.

Now did he expect to receive a cut? I don't know what the standard commissions Made Men in the Demonic Party get for funneling fraud into the Party Machine, but we know that Walz is a post turtle and he owes the Party for being installed as governor.

Personally, I don't care at all for the people of MN, and I won't lose sleep if they vote to get taxed into multi-generational penury.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2026 04:00 PM (xE0sV)

153 Henry Garcia, a Colombian-born grocery store manager in St. Paul, said sales were cut in half. "My customers are afraid to go shopping," Garcia said. "Sales dropped by half, and goodwill doesn't cover rent ... We need more grants."
++++
Sorry your business depended on slavery and other crime. Maybe you should try again with a different and less despicable dependency matrix.

Also, what "grants" are immigrant shopkeepers in Minnesota getting, and why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 04:01 PM (ojr4c)

154 What can Pres. Trump do, if anything , between now and the Midterms to help bring prices down?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:01 PM (Nx5jP)

155
Blonde Morticia, the fraud was administered through state agencies.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Yeah, I realize that, but Walz strikes me as so utterly stupid that Somalis were able to run a multi-billion-dollar fraud right under his nose without his smelling it. There's no evidence that he got improbably rich, is there? I mean, this guy is so stupid that he missed a chance to pocket tens of millions of dollars.

Also, I haven't looked, but I bet these state agencies were heavily staffed by Somalis.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 04:02 PM (n7rxJ)

156 Do the Dems have some type of War Room of Dumb Ideas where they come up with stupid shit like this?
Posted by: Ripley

Actually they do.
Commies don't take a dump without a four year plan.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
......

They should try Senocot.

Posted by: wth at February 13, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

157 Trying to keep to the topic, Ace!

A new homo ringworm disease imported from Europe!

https://tinyurl.com/5yn6ftn6

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 04:02 PM (WONhk)

158
How much do you want to bet walz is going to toss his name back into the governors race? \
Posted by: Mister Scott

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Great minds at #30.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 04:03 PM (n7rxJ)

159 The government issues small business grants for community development and minority businesses. I'm guessing that is where the money was coming from.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 04:04 PM (0KSrI)

160 > "My customers are afraid to go shopping," Garcia said. "Sales dropped by half, and goodwill doesn't cover rent ... We need more grants."

No. You need to find customers who aren't criminals.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

161 Henry Garcia, a Colombian-born grocery store manager in St. Paul"

Flights - MSP to CTG.
It's easy.

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:04 PM (vJMWi)

162 I do t think Walz is going to run again. I think he'll wait until what's her name ( D) wins and she'll appoint him to Congress

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:05 PM (Nx5jP)

163 What can Pres. Trump do, if anything , between now and the Midterms to help bring prices down?"

Keep on working on...

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:05 PM (vJMWi)

164
The government issues small business grants for community development and minority businesses. I'm guessing that is where the money was coming from.
Posted by: Ben Had

==============

Minority businesses? If any of those grants have a penny of federal funding, they'd better be ended.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 04:06 PM (n7rxJ)

165 She ate a salad with a comb. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Civilized people use a hair pick.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 13, 2026 04:06 PM (/lPRQ)

166 Governor Walz in the words of Dr Evil" how about no"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 13, 2026 04:07 PM (Ggsrp)

167 Congress needs to come up with a way to reward Minnesota and their corrupt office holders for breaking federal law.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 13, 2026 04:07 PM (0U5gm)

168 Comment No. 25,

I LOL'd because I read the Sanford & Son exchange in Grady's and Lamont's voices.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at February 13, 2026 04:07 PM (YoT4f)

169 >> Tim Walz wants US taxpayers to pay his state for damages

Get going. This dick ain’t gonna suck itself.

Posted by: That Guy at February 13, 2026 04:07 PM (3arSl)

170 What can Pres. Trump do, if anything , between now and the Midterms to help bring prices down?"

I dunno. quit spending trillions of dollars we don't have?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2026 04:07 PM (+4Cf6)

171
"My customers are afraid to go shopping," Garcia said. "Sales dropped by half, and goodwill doesn't cover rent ... We need more grants."

No. You need to find customers who aren't criminals.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

==============

The utter gall of whining that your business plan was built on gimmedats for illegal aliens and now it's shrinking.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 13, 2026 04:07 PM (n7rxJ)

172 Deportation reparations?

My definition of reparations: compensation for citizens enslaved against their will and irreparably harmed by their own government. That generation only.

The left's definition: any Democrat protected subgroup that is not directly harmed but has a bad feel. Forever.

Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 04:08 PM (gWBY1)

173 Civilized people use a hair pick."

"We ain't found sh*t"

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:08 PM (vJMWi)

174 Walz isn't running I thought, he probably has millions packed away

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 04:08 PM (Ia/+0)

175 I just thought of her name ( sorry) Klobuchar and she'll appoint Walz to her Senate seat if she wins.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:09 PM (GLmO1)

176 This must be the reason Kamala and the Tampon chose "We Are Not Going Back" as their 2024 campaign slogan.

Posted by: Rex B at February 13, 2026 04:09 PM (gm3Cy)

177 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 13, 2026 04:07 PM (+4Cf6)

Could you write to him at the WH and suggest that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:10 PM (GLmO1)

178 Apparently rely someone I know was stopped in her Uber during a trip by ICE and asked to show ID. She read a prepared statement she had on hand and he had to let her go. Now she is a wreck from it.

I hate that happened to her. And there is messed her up. But I also don't want her raped by someone illegal. I'm sorry Biden screwed up immigration so bad that we have to do extreme measures like this just to get back to normal levels of illegals.

There's no good response when democrats mess up (on purpose!) and we have to clean up their messes.

Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 04:12 PM (gWBY1)

179 Hi Tim. Maybe you could put that awful wife of yours out on the corner. I’m sure that would bring you a haul of about $4.20 a day.

Posted by: That Guy at February 13, 2026 04:12 PM (3arSl)

180 Tell you what, Timmy. I propose the American taxpayer provide free room and board to all illegal aliens and business owners who stole from us. Gitmo has plenty of beds.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 13, 2026 04:12 PM (SugAx)

181 If they're going to be handing out cash to illegals, this slender bikini brunette think that it's only fair to subsidize chicks at the pool, too:
http://tiny.cc/jjxy001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 04:13 PM (ojr4c)

182 Apparently rely someone I know was stopped in her Uber during a trip by ICE and asked to show ID. "

At random? Color me doubtful.
There's more to the story.

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:14 PM (vJMWi)

183 Hi Tim. Maybe you could put that awful wife of yours out on the corner. I’m sure that would bring you a haul of about $4.20 a day.
Posted by: That Guy at February 13, 2026 04:12 PM (3arSl)
++++
No bid.

Posted by: Whoremonger at February 13, 2026 04:14 PM (ojr4c)

184 I have a counterproposal Tim. Fuck yourself sideways with rusty rebar wrapped in barbed wire.
Posted by: Mike at February 13, 2026 03:25 PM (Jz9jg)


Dang Mike. What you got against barbed wire?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 13, 2026 04:15 PM (2WIwB)

185 Somebody should crumple up a dollar bill and throw it at Tim’s dome. “There you go, ass pirate, a taxpayer dollar”.

Posted by: That Guy at February 13, 2026 04:15 PM (3arSl)

186 "We ain't found sh*t"
Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:08 PM

Do you think maybe you're taking this too literally?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 13, 2026 04:15 PM (PrvRk)

187 How about "NO!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 13, 2026 04:15 PM (xvV+O)

188 I am nor sure right this last couple years any Marxist makes my blood boil than Walz.
Those billions stolen was signed checks by bureaucracy and head by the governor. He fkin knew billions should have taken care of every kid in the country.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

189 Could you write to him at the WH and suggest that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:10 PM (GLmO1)

*hauls out typewriter*

"Dear Golden Scalp Weasel, also known as The Orange Man:

I write to yuo because... HONEY, WHERE'S MY WITE-OUT?"

Posted by: pookysgirl tries to avoid typos at February 13, 2026 04:16 PM (Wt5PA)

190 Somebody should crumple up a dollar bill and throw it at Tim’s dome. “There you go, ass pirate, a taxpayer dollar”.
Posted by: That Guy at February 13, 2026 04:15 PM (3arSl)
++++
Huh.

I never thought about it before, but this would be the difference between a "taxpayer dollar" and a "taxpayer's dollar."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 04:16 PM (ojr4c)

191 I’m sure that would bring you a haul of about $4.20 a day"

The Paolo, he shudders....

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:16 PM (vJMWi)

192 The official outfit for Minnesotans should be a gimp suit.

Posted by: That Guy at February 13, 2026 04:16 PM (3arSl)

193 If they're going to be handing out cash to illegals, this slender bikini brunette think that it's only fair to subsidize chicks at the pool, too:
http://tiny.cc/jjxy001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 13, 2026 04:13 PM (ojr4c)
_____

Under Judge Blade's "Only The Hotties" immigration policy, she gets in. TBWB.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 13, 2026 04:17 PM (iFTx/)

194 I found out the other day we have more Indians here on visas that exist in some Indian counties back at home. And they send back over $300B in remittances?

I can't believe we taxed the social security of old widows until Trump stopped it, but didn't have taxes on remittances leaving the country. We tax everything that breathes and tax it after it stops breathing. Apparently the uniparty gets some kind of perk for not taxing such a lucrative amount of potential income.

Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 04:17 PM (gWBY1)

195 Britain may have a Trump. Rupert Lowe has just launched the Restore Britain party. Definitely worth watching his announcement message.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 04:17 PM (0KSrI)

196 GLOBAL WARMING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bobby Sherman at February 13, 2026 04:17 PM (J9q9v)

197 never thought about it before, but this would be the difference between a "taxpayer dollar" and a "taxpayer's dollar."

Hmmmm.

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:17 PM (vJMWi)

198 Don Lemon, after invading a church in Minneapolis and filming scared children leaving...decides to leave a new ringworm STD in the state of MN.

Originally from European homos, the elites of homo proclivities, it has now spread to the state of 10,000 Lakes and Millions of Fraud.

One would ass-ume his photographer already has it as well, as why would Lemon hire a hetero?

It is currently unknown if he also left the ringworm, a Lemon Status tattoo of sorts, in the jail where he was impounded overnight. Some criminals nearby say he cried out in either agony or ecstacy when he met his cellmate.They report a long night of yowling like the haunting sounds of foxes in heat.

However, MN is now warning homos about this rash and to report this (photos included in the article) to their doctor. Anyone with previous STD's (in other words, all of you) are more likely to aquire the Lemon Rings.

ChristyBlinky
Homo STD News Reporter at large,LLC

https://tinyurl.com/5yn6ftn6

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 04:18 PM (WONhk)

199 I just sent Tim Waltz a dick pic in response to him criminally retarded demands on the US citizens.

Can't we just Maduro this mofo?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2026 04:18 PM (Wnqw0)

200 Why am I getting these Bullshit Pop Up Ads when I access this website ????

Posted by: Jackson at February 13, 2026 04:19 PM (3d4aC)

201 178 Apparently rely someone I know was stopped in her Uber during a trip by ICE and asked to show ID. She read a prepared statement she had on hand and he had to let her go. Now she is a wreck from it.


this would scare me not even the slightest bit

wtf

is she illegal? visa overstay?

I'd be high fiving the guy.

WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH NON CITIZENS

a quick ID check is not that big of a deal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 04:19 PM (j+aD2)

202 >> Britain may have a Trump

About time. They need a new Churchill/Thatcher. They are at war, but this time the enemy is within.

Posted by: LizLem at February 13, 2026 04:19 PM (gWBY1)

203 So ordered. $10B in damages awarded.

Posted by: Some Judge, next week at February 13, 2026 04:20 PM (AJ7zK)

204 Hmmm... seeing as how its ILLEGAL to hire an Illegal... this would be profiting from breaking the law.

So.... no.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 13, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)

205 "State economic officials claim revenue has fallen sharply because workers are staying home and customers are avoiding certain commercial areas. Matt Varilek, a senior economic development official, warned of "massive reductions" in foot traffic and income. Henry Garcia, a Colombian-born grocery store manager in St. Paul, said sales were cut in half. "My customers are afraid to go shopping," Garcia said. "Sales dropped by half, and goodwill doesn't cover rent ... We need more grants.""

MORE?

So they already get grants?

Posted by: Harun at February 13, 2026 04:20 PM (IuIym)

206 Homan collapsed their Fraudconomy.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 13, 2026 04:20 PM (Alf43)

207 I found out the other day we have more Indians here on visas that exist in some Indian counties back at home. And they send back over $300B in remittances?

-------------

The fastest growing religion in AZ, NV, and UT is Hinduism.

In about half the other states it's Islamism.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 13, 2026 04:20 PM (sr1VN)

208 Gotta say I didn't have "An entire regional economy is so dependent on illegal immigrants and massive fraud and government corruption that a month's worth of enforcement actions has brought a major metropolitan area to its knees."

That said, moar.

Posted by: ballistic at February 13, 2026 04:21 PM (5aZAZ)

209 109 His "loved ones"? Ha ha ha ha. That's funny.


the way he grabbed his son

THAT I will never, ever forget

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 13, 2026 03:45 PM (j+aD2)

yeah, and even some...Republicans said, oh no , he was just keeping his son from walking into a podium...the look of disgust on his face...ugh...

Posted by: zigggggy at February 13, 2026 04:21 PM (EDeJ/)

210 ChristyBlinky
Homo STD News Reporter at large,LLC"

Had a nice lunch, so not clicking....

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:21 PM (vJMWi)

211 Nude some probably gay shit

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 13, 2026 04:21 PM (iFTx/)

212 The Minnesota Department of Health (MDH) says there are currently 13 confirmed cases of TMVII, and 27 suspected cases, all within the Twin Cities metro area. The disease was first detected in the state in July 2025.

TMVII stands for trichophyton mentagrophytes genotype VII, a fungus spread primarily by gays that results in severe rashes. The first US case was reported in 2024, unsurprisingly in New York City. Minnesota hosts the largest US outbreak.

Posted by: SMOD at February 13, 2026 04:21 PM (GITLP)

213 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 04:18 PM (WONhk

Well, I think you ought to change your handle to
"Christy Blinky, straight woman, reporting on gay STD ringworm News" Your obviously not a gay male.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:21 PM (PFs9e)

214 So they already get grants?"

Shhhh. You're not supposed to notice that

Posted by: man at February 13, 2026 04:22 PM (vJMWi)

215 "Christy Blinky, straight woman, reporting on gay STD ringworm News" Your obviously not a gay male.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:21 PM (PFs9e)

How dare you presume my pronouns?

I laughed in a very evil way when I read the article and that there is a STD Clinic in MN.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk)

216 Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 04

May God protect and bless him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:24 PM (PFs9e)

217 I have a counterproposal Tim. Fuck yourself sideways with rusty rebar wrapped in barbed wire.
Posted by: Mike at February 13, 2026 03:25 PM (Jz9jg)


Dang Mike. What you got against barbed wire?
***
Pro tip: cholla

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 13, 2026 04:24 PM (LdBR/)

218 Replacement Theory is a dEbunKed right wing conspiracy theory

Also, without brown people our economy doesn’t exist.

Posted by: democrats at February 13, 2026 04:24 PM (AJ7zK)

219 In response to Tim Waltz's suggestion, I have a better idea: how about we douse Tim Waltz in lighter fluid and set him on fire and everybody play "keep away" from Timpon Waltz.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2026 04:25 PM (Wnqw0)

220 How dare you presume my pronouns!

😉lol

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 13, 2026 04:26 PM (PFs9e)

221 Let me guess, shoplifting is waaaay down in Minnesota

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2026 04:27 PM (Wnqw0)

222 Not going to gunk up ace's new thread but Tommy Robinson has fled Britian due to credible and imminent death threats.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 04:27 PM (0KSrI)

223 Ah, left out the fact that the threats are from islamic jihadis.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 04:29 PM (0KSrI)

224 Now there's a real refugee.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 13, 2026 04:30 PM (vqA1l)

225 Here is the breakdown of health-related and flexible COVID-19 spending in Minnesota:
Total COVID-19 Federal Aid: Minnesota received roughly $73 billion in federal COVID-19 aid, including $11.5 billion in state-administered funds and over $3 billion to local governments.
Health and Human Services (HHS) Funding: The state received $4.005 billion in federal COVID-19 funding specifically for HHS enhancements.
Flexible Funds: The state was allocated $7.153 billion in flexible funds, which included $2.187 billion in the Coronavirus Relief Fund (CRF) and additional funding from the American Rescue Plan (ARPA).
Specific Health Spending: Of the CRF funds, $193 million was used for COVID-19 testing and vaccination response, and $50 million was directed to hire/retain workers in skilled nursing facilities.
Medicaid/Health Impact: While not direct CARES Act spending on Obamacare, the pandemic resulted in a 50,000-person increase in Minnesota Medicaid enrollment (which is part of the ACA framework).
Unemployment Trust Fund: A significant portion of the $2.7 billion in flexible ARPA dollars was directed toward the state’s Unemployment Insurance Trust Fund.

Posted by: L - no nic, another fine day at February 13, 2026 04:31 PM (NFX2v)

226 222 Not going to gunk up ace's new thread but Tommy Robinson has fled Britian due to credible and imminent death threats.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 04:27 PM (0KSrI)

Prayers for him. Where are the men of England?

https://tinyurl.com/bdf8kfk3

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 04:33 PM (WONhk)

227 Tampon Timmy can pound sand

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 13, 2026 04:33 PM (jrgJz)

228 ChristyBlinky, Rupert Lowe. is stepping up and his new party announcement is a thing of beauty
Restore Britain

Posted by: Ben Had at February 13, 2026 04:35 PM (0KSrI)

229 Prayers for Rupert Lowe and anyone brave enough in the UK (and Europe) to fight back.

I actually pray each night for Christians and Jews to stand up and fight against what has invaded there. A new Crusade.

My good husband has told me to pray for eeslam to be converted vs my prayer of eradication I told him about. Altho I am doing this part of me still is very bad.

Sometimes my prayers are so long I conk out towards the end, but resume the next morning.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 04:40 PM (WONhk)

230
Baltz,

We are disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

Means no.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 13, 2026 04:44 PM (y9nCu)

231 Ben Had...found this for Rupert Lowe. Apparently the others are uniting vs splitting from comments.
I pray so...I love the UK.

https://tinyurl.com/s8a7t8pa

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 13, 2026 04:50 PM (WONhk)

232 Nood

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 13, 2026 04:51 PM (RIvkX)

233 Just arrest Walz and company and be done with them.

Posted by: Advo at February 13, 2026 05:14 PM (jO4mz)

234 I want Walz and Ellison in prison yesterday

These people deserve the chair

Posted by: melodicmetal at February 13, 2026 05:17 PM (XLfSN)

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