Obama Judge Boasberg Now Demands That Trump Pick Up 100 Deported Aliens from Venezuela and Bring Them Back

He's doing what superior courts have repeatedly told him he does not have the power to do: ordering the president around like a house boy.

A federal judge ruled Thursday that President Donald Trump must return more than 100 Venezuelans deported to El Salvador under the Alien Enemies Act last spring.
"The Court will now order the Government to facilitate the return from third countries of those Plaintiffs who so desire," Chief Judge James Boasberg of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia wrote in court filings. "It will also permit other
Boasberg's ruling stems from a separate December decision that found probable cause that the Trump administration violated the due process rights of more than 100 Venezuelans illegally in the country, whom the administration targeted as being suspected members of the violent Tren de Aragua transnational cartel.
The deportees were initially sent to the El Salvadoran prison facility known as CECOT, before they were later transferred back to Venezuela in a prisoner swap.
The Trump administration has already said it would appeal any decision granting the return or access to legal remedies of the deported Venezuelan group, arguing in part that the situation in Venezuela has changed dramatically since the Jan. 3 operation to capture and arrest the country's former dictator, Nicolas Maduro.
...
The development marks a critical blow to the Trump administration's efforts to deport 137 Venezuelan men who were flown last year to El Salvador's Terrorism Confinement Center without advance notice or court hearings.

Thanks to Bitcoin Fixes Everything.

In better news, via Intercepted Reddit Transmissions, "voluntary" departures -- "self-deportations" as the liberal Mitt Romney called them -- are at an all-time record high.

And CBS "News" thinks this is just turrible! Turrible!

Voluntary departures hit record high as detained immigrants lose hope of getting released or winning in court

As pathways to freedom have narrowed in immigration courts across the United States, a record number of detainees are giving up their cases and voluntarily leaving the country.
Last year, 28% of completed immigration removal cases among those in detention ended in voluntary departure, a higher share than in any year prior, a CBS News analysis of decades of court records found.
That figure only appears to be climbing as the Trump administration's immigration crackdown widens and detention populations swell. The percentage of voluntary departures among those detained grew nearly every month of 2025, reaching 38% in December. The analysis does not include those who were not given a hearing before an immigration judge, such as immigrants in expedited removal proceedings.
"It's set up for every individual who is detained to get to the point where they're just emotionally drained and exhausted through it all of the way that we're being treated, to just say, 'OK, all I want is my freedom,'" said Vilma Palacios, who agreed to return to Honduras in late December after being detained for six months in Basile, Louisiana.

Oh no! No!

Does the fact that American citizens are drained and exhausted over our officials refusing to enforce the law for fifty f***in' years count? Or just the exhaustion of the precious illegal aliens?

Palacios, 22, had been in the U.S. since she was 6 years old. Last June, a month after she graduated from nursing school at Louisiana State University, ICE agents arrested her at a local police station after she brought in a car for a routine inspection. She has no criminal record.
Palacios said she and her family were apprehended and detained for a month at the border when they arrived in 2010 but were released and pursued an asylum case in the years following. Court records show her case was administratively closed in 2015, when she was 12 years old, meaning it was taken off the docket indefinitely.

In other words, her final appeal for asylum was rejected.

This is one of those cases where liberals whine that they want "due process."

She had her due process. She had ten years of due process. The final ruling in this expensive ten year long exercise in due process is that her asylum claim is bogus and she is under a final order of deportation.

The right to due process is the right to an orderly hearing before impartial judges or magistrates. It is not, as the left has perverted the term, a guarantee on the left's preferred outcome.

In a statement to CBS News, a Department of Homeland Security spokesperson wrote that Palacios "freely admitted to being in the U.S. illegally" and "never sought or gained any legal status."
Palacios pushed back on claims that she never sought legal status, saying she had been awaiting a work permit renewal when she was arrested.
Since then, Palacios says she had an immigration attorney helping her navigate the immigration court proceeding process and thought she was doing everything necessary to remain in the U.S. lawfully. She says she was shocked when immigration agents detained her.
She said her subsequent six-month stay in detention -- during which she had no contact with family or friends -- was emotionally exhausting.
"Everything was taken from me, like being ripped apart from every person that I loved, and being surrounded with people that I had never met in my life, and [ICE] having control over every movement that I made, was just something very difficult to me," she said. "It got to the point where I didn't see that I had no other option but just to say, OK, just please give me my freedom back."
Palacios said she tried to offer medical care to fellow detainees in need when they faced delays in accessing doctors and nurses, but detention facility staff told her not to.

They told her not to because they have their own staff for that and do not need the lawsuits which would ensue if they allow a non-staffer to administer Vigilante Nursing.

And of course this is CBS's attempt to sell this illegal alien to you. "She offers advice to other detainees while in detention! She's a regular Florence Nightingale!"

"The conditions in the detention centers have never ever been worse because they're so overcrowded," said Jen Grant, a supervising attorney at the Legal Aid Society in New York.
Palacios asked an immigration judge for a bond for her release from detention, but her request was denied.

Oh, so she did get due process.

"They weren't looking at the roots that I created in the United States," Palacios said. "The job that I had lined up, the career, the life that I had built for myself, they never took nothing into consideration."

Because the law isn't concerned about what "roots" you claimed to put down. You are here against the law and we want you O U T. Period.

She's not the only one who struggled to get out of detention while her case was pending. Last year, 30% of rulings on bond were favorable to detainees, down from 59% in 2024, the CBS News analysis found.

Good.

Thanks to Comrade Arthur: For some countries, Biden allowed over 5% - 6-7% -- of their entire national populations to illegally come to the US and stay here perpetually, while they waited for the "due process" of their frivolous asylum claims to be worked through.

And then, of course, after all the due process was worked through and they received their final notice of deportation, they still remain here, with CBS "News" demanding MOAR DUE PROCESS.

I don't think it has properly registered that more than 5% of the entire population of multiple countries were allowed to enter the U.S. during the Biden regime. pic.twitter.com/c6a7LH4M40
— Jonatan Pallesen (@jonatanpallesen) February 11, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:17 PM

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1 Gray. And first.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2026 02:17 PM (Fs0KI)

2 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

3 How about you suck my cock, judge?

Posted by: Marilyn Chambers at February 12, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

4 /off sock

Lol. Sock serendipity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

5 This guy has his orders, and by golly he's following them. I'll give him that much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2026 02:19 PM (06Hmj)

6
Posted by: Marilyn Chambers at February 12, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

Shouldn't that be Zombie Marilyn Chambers??

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2026 02:19 PM (y9nCu)

7 This fucking guy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 02:20 PM (dK+Kv)

8 Huh. Cuba. But it's a socialist paradise...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

9 Gray

Posted by: Ann at February 12, 2026 02:20 PM (hNj16)

10 Shouldn't that be Zombie Marilyn Chambers??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2026 02:19 PM (y9nCu)

She dead?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

11 Roots, schmoots. Rip 'em out and throw them over the fence.

And go look up where the word "eradicate" comes from, fuckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2026 02:21 PM (06Hmj)

12 Damn. 2009. Rip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

13 Shouldn't that be Zombie Marilyn Chambers??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2026 02:19 PM (y9nCu)

AoS Style guide insists on lower case "z" when using zombie in the name field

Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at February 12, 2026 02:21 PM (3sXRv)

14 Sorry mothrtfucker. Not invading a foreign country br
Ecause you issue some decree.

And leave it at that.

Posted by: Operator Error at February 12, 2026 02:21 PM (nm8hu)

15 Shouldn't that be Zombie Marilyn Chambers??
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2026 02:19 PM (y9nCu)

She dead?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

She still warm?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 02:21 PM (dK+Kv)

16 Boasberg needs to be deported to Cuba. In a leaking boat

Posted by: Case at February 12, 2026 02:21 PM (j6kTf)

17 I've got an idea. Let's send Boasberg to El Salvador and tell Bukele to keep him!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 02:21 PM (7X7ea)

18 Let's deport Boasberg.

I hear Kerguelen Island is lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

19 Arrest this corrupt seditionous piece of traitor crap.

Strip all legal certifications, disbar him, and throw him in jail until his richly deserved execution for his illegal insurrection.

Posted by: Pete at February 12, 2026 02:22 PM (h+rwd)

20 And here is another crazy judge.

https://tinyurl.com/26vusxut

This is just treasonous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2026 02:22 PM (n5tGW)

21 Didn't some Fed agency tell Boasberg to pound sand a couple of days ago? I guess that was over some other order than this one but it sure sounds like the same thing.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (Fs0KI)

22 How does this Judge keep getting assigned these cases?

The Supremes should order that he be disqualified from hearing any cases involving the federal government or constitutional issues

Sheesh. What a disgrace

Posted by: Czech Chick at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (ock4C)

23 Gray or not, fuck that cunt

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (Qazka)

24 18 Let's deport Boasberg.

I hear Kerguelen Island is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

I hear Plum Island is lovely this time of year

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (3sXRv)

25 Well, in a manner of speaking if not in raw reality, ‘Judge” Boasberg is now the frontrunner for the Dem/Socialist, Communist 2028 Presidential nominee. Bet the guy has not spent a dime to get the nomination. In fact he may have futures contracts with the well connected that run into the billions. Quite the political genius this Boasberg guy.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (ZdMwZ)

26 Or, just have SPECTRE blow up his house.

Posted by: Operator Error at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (nm8hu)

27 BTW we finally have a motive from the woman who shot up the Canadian kids. In her private journal located this morning in her home, she had said she was "extremely worried" about her prostate.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (S5fB5)

28 Big and small, deport them all.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (Dv3i1)

29 white house should post full bios on every single one of these 100 assholes.

Every tattooed up face. Every rap sheet. Every damned thing about these people.

This is who they let in to your country. This is who they're willing to upend the entire constitutional order to *keep* in your country.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2026 02:24 PM (06Hmj)

30 It's so grey....

Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 12, 2026 02:24 PM (diQ+r)

31 Gray or not, fuck that cunt

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (Qazka)

This could have a few interpretations.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 02:24 PM (S5fB5)

32 What was the name of that island in Siberia that Stalin sent the political prisoners to and they went cannibal. N something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)

33 If LE or other govt authority captured me, for any reason, I would very much like to be able to explain my case to a judge or magistrate, with legal counsel working on my behalf, before being deported or imprisoned.

As long as that's being done, I'm happy to receive my just penalties.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:25 PM (N8ZBc)

34 AoS Style guide insists on lower case "z" when using zombie in the name field

Doesn't long-time poster "zombie" use lower case? I would prefer the cap Z when used as an adjective to avoid possible confusion.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2026 02:25 PM (Fs0KI)

35 Gray or not, fuck that cunt

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (Qazka)

Hey!

Posted by: The New York Times at February 12, 2026 02:25 PM (S5fB5)

36 Any word on Whig's surgery?

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at February 12, 2026 02:25 PM (3sXRv)

37 I'll wait and see if they're returned. I don't think they will be. My hair will not be on fire today.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 12, 2026 02:25 PM (g8Ew8)

38 Cuba is getting more efficient. Under Biden, they got their criminals here without even a boatlift.

Posted by: Wally at February 12, 2026 02:25 PM (0e5Te)

39 Naming island.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

40 "The Court will now order the Government to facilitate the return from third countries of those Plaintiffs who so desire,"

Arrest him for aiding and abetting criminals in the commission of their crimes, to wit, illegal entry into the united states and whatever ID fraud they had to commit to live here.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 12, 2026 02:26 PM (a+4eV)

41 And here is another crazy judge.

https://tinyurl.com/26vusxut

This is just treasonous.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 12, 2026 02:22 PM (n5tGW)

That's in Louisiana. That takes balls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 12, 2026 02:26 PM (dK+Kv)

42 Nazino, phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

43 What was the name of that island in Siberia that Stalin sent the political prisoners to and they went cannibal. N something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:24 PM (zZu0s)

Endor?

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 02:26 PM (S5fB5)

44 "white house should post full bios on every single one of these 100 assholes."

Good idea!

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:26 PM (N8ZBc)

45 Gray or not, fuck that cunt

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (Qazka)

Hey!
Posted by: The New York Times at February 12, 2026 02:25 PM (S5fB5)

Heh. You wish, you dusty old tart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 02:27 PM (zZu0s)

46 The development marks a critical blow to the Trump administration's efforts to deport 137 Venezuelan men who were flown last year to El Salvador's Terrorism Confinement Center without advance notice or court hearings.

How is this a critical blow? The thugs are still in Venezuela.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:27 PM (jc0TO)

47 Once again. Standing in the rain talking to myself downstairs.

Thanks no-nooders.

Posted by: Luke at February 12, 2026 02:27 PM (l0YH1)

48 Let's deport Boasberg.

I hear Kerguelen Island is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)
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So is Snake Island. Plus, he has family there.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 02:27 PM (ESVrU)

49 In other words, her final appeal for asylum was rejected.

This is one of those cases where liberals whine that they want "due process."

She had her due process. She had ten years of due process. The final ruling in this expensive ten year long exercise in due process is that her asylum claim is bogus and she is under a final order of deportation.

The right to due process is the right to an orderly hearing before impartial judges or magistrates. It is not, as the left has perverted the term, a guarantee on the left's preferred outcome.

Yup. Due process for AWFLs means "comports with muh feelz". Well, f*** that.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 12, 2026 02:27 PM (Riz8t)

50 The only reason we know his name is because we (The Trump Administration) don’t tell him to piss up a rope and ignore every word that comes out of his mouth. Now, doing that will have repercussions, but at this time the country is worse off by giving his word an ounce of validity.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 12, 2026 02:28 PM (KaptW)

51 Spock World headline: Despite exhausting all due process appeals, illegal immigrants voluntarily choose to go home.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:29 PM (jc0TO)

52 I hear Kerguelen Island is lovely this time of year

Hey, it's midAugust down there.
A better option might be the Falklands after we conquer it which we should. What Starmer gon do.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 12, 2026 02:29 PM (gKWVE)

53 I'm most likely going to paraphrase incorrectly, however, I know all y'all (not counting TJM) will get the point.

These asshole hacks in black need to be put in the position where they do the legally correct constitutionally mandated thing, because it would be in their best interests to do so in order to remain walking around healthy.

Somthing about the wrong person doing the right thing because they have a vested interest in doing the right thing.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 02:30 PM (QVmho)

54 !

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at February 12, 2026 02:30 PM (jc0TO)

55 The best part of this story? This:

"'OK, all I want is my freedom,' said Vilma Palacios, who agreed to return to Honduras in late December after being detained for six months in Basile, Louisiana."

This parasite is already gone! I looked her up. Not ugly, but not hot enough to get to stay in the USA under Judge Blade's "Only The Hotties" policy. So, away she goes!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

56 Spraying a buck naked Boasberg in cheez whiz and helo'ing him onto Gough might also be a notion. Squeak!

Posted by: gKWVE at February 12, 2026 02:31 PM (gKWVE)

57 All threads are gray at night.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:31 PM (jc0TO)

58 All threads are gray at night.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:31 PM (jc0TO)
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"We are gray. We stand between the candle and the star."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 02:32 PM (ESVrU)

59 Judge Blocks Hegseth’s Bid to Demote Democrat Senator Mark Kelly Over His ‘Seditious’ Video Urging Service Members to Defy Trump’s Orders

Random Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: Operator Error at February 12, 2026 02:32 PM (nm8hu)

60 "'OK, all I want is my freedom,' said Vilma Palacios, who agreed to return to Honduras in late December after being detained for six months in Basile, Louisiana."

This parasite is already gone! I looked her up. Not ugly, but not hot enough to get to stay in the USA under Judge Blade's "Only The Hotties" policy. So, away she goes!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:31 PM

and she's a certified nurse. It's not like she will be picking through garbage for her next meal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

61 This isn't going to stop until cartel judges like Boasberg face a real sanction for acting this way.

Impeachment is off the table due to the make up of congress, but prosecution isn't.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

62 In graybox, nobody can hear you scream.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (N8ZBc)

63 Will someone just impeach that piece of shit judge.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (BCuCF)

64 Arrest this corrupt seditionous piece of traitor crap.

Or better yet, bring him before our fake committees and "grill" him for social media likes!

Posted by: Congress at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (q1tXs)

65 THEY ALL GO

Posted by: connected and litigious at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (cS1cw)

66 All threads are gray at night.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:31 PM (jc0TO)

They all float down here.

Posted by: Creepy Clown at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

67 The law says: Send them home

The voters said: Send them home

Trump said: Send them home

Seems pretty clear what we should be doing...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

68 The court system is always somewhat infamously overloaded. What other cases are being neglected by the courts as they are forced to focus on this bullshittery every day?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (06Hmj)

69 These asshole hacks in black need to be put in the position where they do the legally correct constitutionally mandated thing, because it would be in their best interests to do so in order to remain walking around healthy.

Somthing about the wrong person doing the right thing because they have a vested interest in doing the right thing.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 02:30 PM (QVmho)
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It's hard to believe that NOBODY has leverage over this guy. Someone, somewhere is pulling his strings.

Dig deep, deep into his finances and connections until you find that thread.

Then pull.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 02:34 PM (ESVrU)

70 Or better yet, bring him before our fake committees and "grill" him for social media likes!

I got this guys

Posted by: Sen Hawley pulling into a switch-comb and fixing his hair at February 12, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

71 Uh oh.

Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2026 02:34 PM (GNqmQ)

72 I understand they are whipping up impeachment in the house for this clown.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 12, 2026 02:34 PM (0U5gm)

73 As ace said, for fifty years our immigration enforcement has been lax. It becomes a nothing burger.

Buddy's son in-law, father of his grand daughter. Came to the US as an infant w/his parents. They went the legal path and received green cards. Son, however, messed up while in high school (how many guys did that) and never pursued proper legal channels to get his green card. Why? Nobody does it. No one GAS.

Along come the election and a prezy who means what he says but son-in-law still doesn't pursue getting legal. Well, he's stopped for a minor traffic violation and, as always, they run the tag. BINGO.

He's now living in Mexico. His mother went with him and stayed for a while to help him orient to the culture. hahahahahah

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 02:34 PM (7X7ea)

74

Red or yellow, black or white
They are equal in his sight
Trump deports all the illegals of the world

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:34 PM (jc0TO)

75 A federal judge ruled Thursday that President Donald Trump must...

Is this the same powerless twat that ruled Ace must close his tags? He's not the boss of anyone!

Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2026 02:34 PM (q1tXs)

76
thought she was doing everything necessary to remain in the U.S. lawfully.

==============

She needs to learn better English. "Applying" for something means the result is not certain. You can be turned down, even if you filled in every line on the form.

I learned that in kindergarten.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM (n7rxJ)

77 "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome beast?"

/King Donald I

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM (2CkKl)

78 In a simpler time., in the Left's beloved USSR, Judge Boasberg would be taken to the basement of the Lubyanka Prison, and beaten severely. Then shot behind the ear until dead. His entire genetic lime. would be sent to the Death Mines in far east Siberia.

He is a fortunate person, so far.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM (u82oZ)

79 We are the Greys.

You will be probed

That is all.

Wait, for the love of Grobnak do not eat that Indian buffet the night we are going to probe you

Posted by: The Greys at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

80 "'OK, all I want is my freedom,' said Vilma Palacios, who agreed to return to Honduras in late December after being detained for six months in Basile, Louisiana."

This parasite is already gone! I looked her up. Not ugly, but not hot enough to get to stay in the USA under Judge Blade's "Only The Hotties" policy. So, away she goes!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:31 PM

and she's a certified nurse. It's not like she will be picking through garbage for her next meal.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:32 PM (jc0TO)
_____

She's in nursing school or just graduated. No way she's certified or registered.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

81 Thanks no-nooders.
Posted by: Luke at February 12, 2026 02:27 PM (l0YH1)

269 'Nother gray nood.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2026 02:17 PM (Fs0KI)

Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM (Fs0KI)

82 79 Ha!

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:36 PM (N8ZBc)

83 77 ShainS

Horde mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 12, 2026 02:36 PM (u82oZ)

84 I wish I could recall more, but there was another case where some cartel judge was ordering the admin to do something and the DOJ responded, "we considered your order and decline to do that."

Which is going to be the response to cartel judge Bonerburger's status demand.

Note well:
Cartel judge Bonerburger isn't ordering the DOJ or ICE to return these illegals.
He is ordering the Department of State--not before the court, not a party to the case!--to bring them back.
And if State refuses, he's going to hold DOJ officials in contempt!

Trump, with the votes of over 75 million Americans, is a tyrant, a dictator.
But an unelected, unaccountable judge running the entire federal government is democracy in action.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2026 02:36 PM (HXT0k)

85
Because the law isn't concerned about what "roots" you claimed to put down. You are here against the law and we want you O U T. Period.

==============

Yet another case of "My dream is your obligation."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:37 PM (n7rxJ)

86 Trump should (find a way to) find Boasberg in Contempt of the Executive. Haul Terrorist Boasberg off to jail for a year to rethink his bad ways.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2026 02:37 PM (vbXSk)

87 ----
It's hard to believe that NOBODY has leverage over this guy. Someone, somewhere is pulling his strings.

Dig deep, deep into his finances and connections until you find that thread.

Then pull.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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If only there were some over riding authority to restrain and correct these judges; putting them one the straight and narrow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 02:37 PM (7X7ea)

88 She's in nursing school or just graduated. No way she's certified or registered.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM

Are you not certified when you graduate from a nursing program? At least in the state where the school resides?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:37 PM (jc0TO)

89 Cartel judge Bonerburger has done more to destroy the rule of law in this country than anything Trump has done.

He is lawless, reckless and drunk on power no judge should ever have--and never was intended to have.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2026 02:37 PM (HXT0k)

90 If only there were some over riding authority to restrain and correct these judges; putting them one the straight and narrow.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 02:37 PM (7X7ea)
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They are most certainly a large part of the problem. And we can't even impeach those governing authorities for dereliction of duty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 02:38 PM (ESVrU)

91 I don't think it has properly registered that more than 5% of the entire population of multiple countries were allowed to enter the U.S. during the Biden regime.

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Next you'll be telling me that they'll be advocating for all 8 billion other people on the planet to come here.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 02:38 PM (2CkKl)

92 269 'Nother gray nood.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 12, 2026 02:17 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Oddbob

My bad. Forgive me odd one.
I guess I missed it.

Posted by: Luke at February 12, 2026 02:38 PM (l0YH1)

93 she will be picking her nose for her next meal.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 12, 2026 02:39 PM (Kt19C)

94 ~~"Judge"~~ Drug Cartel Consigliere Boasberg really needs to be treated as a Domestic Terrorist he is.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2026 02:39 PM (U4c/V)

95
This Boasberg prick has gotten away with too much.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 12, 2026 02:40 PM (IifOV)

96 This is one of those cases where liberals whine that they want "due process."

She had her due process. She had ten years of due process. The final ruling in this expensive ten year long exercise in due process is that her asylum claim is bogus and she is under a final order of deportation.

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It's a civil infraction.

And the civil remedy is deportation. Quite literally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

97 GRAY!!!!!

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 02:40 PM (S5fB5)

98 There is a shade of insurrection grey that overshadows all we dare say on the subject of Judicial Tyranny.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 12, 2026 02:40 PM (ZdMwZ)

99 I have to admit, I"m curious whether Judge Boasberg will go full tilt on this. He's already initiated contempt proceedings for US officials defying his Order. If the DOJ refuses to pursue them, then Boasberg has the opportunity to appoint a Special Prosecutor (private attorney) to pursue Contempt charges.

I think that he will actually do this given the opportunity.

Posted by: Orson at February 12, 2026 02:40 PM (dIske)

100 If only there were some over riding authority to restrain and correct these judges; putting them one the straight and narrow.

Mitch Rapp

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 12, 2026 02:40 PM (U4c/V)

101 _____

She's in nursing school or just graduated. No way she's certified or registered.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Supposition

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 02:41 PM (7X7ea)

102 Because the law isn't concerned about what "roots" you claimed to put down. You are here against the law and we want you O U T. Period.

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"Common law citizenship is a thing I've decided."
-some district court judge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

103 >>She needs to learn better English.

>>"They weren't looking at the roots that I created in the United States," Palacios said. "The job that I had lined up, the career, the life that I had built for myself, they never took nothing into consideration."

I'll say...yet, she somehow got into a Nursing Program.

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 02:41 PM (gH8T+)

104 If it all ever comes out, we're going to find that cartel judge Bonerburger helped the Biden political lawyers draft the FISA warrants to spy on Trump and Congress.

Helped them draft the language that obscured the true target while eliminating any information that contradicted or forbid issuance.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2026 02:41 PM (HXT0k)

105 Judge Bias-berg has a big future ahead of him, as an asylum judge in McAllen. Get that man a rubber stamp!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2026 02:41 PM (BERAG)

106 I have to admit, I"m curious whether Judge Boasberg will go full tilt on this. He's already initiated contempt proceedings for US officials defying his Order. If the DOJ refuses to pursue them, then Boasberg has the opportunity to appoint a Special Prosecutor (private attorney) to pursue Contempt charges.

This should be treated the same way it wouid have been in '41 if a judge had argued the president couldn't remove our then Japanese "undocumented immigrants"

Posted by: The Greys at February 12, 2026 02:42 PM (sKqQm)

107 I continue to believe there is more to the stories of these media-selected boo-hoo deportees, like Vilma Palacios and that homosexual leprechaun, than is being reported.

The odds that Palacios is truly the squeaky-clean nursing student portrayed in the media are low. There is probably something that put the finger on her. And as pointed out above, she voluntarily went back to whatever shithole country she was from.

Something doesn't smell right. I don't care either way, but I think we're being played here.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

108 @jonatanpallesen
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I don't think it has properly registered that more than 5% of the entire population of multiple countries were allowed to enter the U.S. during the Biden regime.

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Give that 5.5% of Haiti guns on their way back to the island.

If all of these people are as American as anyone born here, they'll love their ideas of law, order, and property rights so much that they'll use those guns to turn Haiti into another America but better because they don't have racisms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

109 "Next you'll be telling me that they'll be advocating for all 8 billion other people on the planet to come here."

Now that there are 'Gold Visas' that any jerkwad with $1M can simply buy, we'll get some more of them.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:43 PM (N8ZBc)

110 'Judge Boasburg ruled today that teenage boys may no longer do that thing in the mouth of the girls they trick to play with their peepees. Developing.'

Posted by: Creepy Clown at February 12, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

111 107 I continue to believe there is more to the stories of these media-selected boo-hoo deportees, like Vilma Palacios and that homosexual leprechaun, than is being reported.

The odds that Palacios is truly the squeaky-clean nursing student portrayed in the media are low. There is probably something that put the finger on her. And as pointed out above, she voluntarily went back to whatever shithole country she was from.

Something doesn't smell right. I don't care either way, but I think we're being played here.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

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I'd guess no more than identity theft.

A decade's worth of identity theft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

112 “ICE agents arrested her at a local police station after she brought in a car for a routine inspection.”

Born and raised in Louisiana, this is not a thing. If she brought her car to a police station for an inspection it was at the request of the police and there was either a warrant involved or one was coming.

Posted by: Clay at February 12, 2026 02:43 PM (ePWPA)

113 "I'd like free health care, free rent, and a side order of due process" -- illegals involved in nefarious activities

Posted by: illiniwek at February 12, 2026 02:43 PM (vbXSk)

114 It’s almost like the judicial system, from top to bottom, no longer serves the American people, but rather itself.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 12, 2026 02:44 PM (KaptW)

115 Boasberg simply doesn't care.

The only consequence of this lunatic ruling will be... him being told he can't do it. That's it.

So why should he care?

Posted by: DudeAbiding at February 12, 2026 02:44 PM (setIA)

116 This whole idea of "due process" is absurd. It is not even mid-wit, it is low-wit.

You are due proper due-process when you are accused of a crime and to be punished. That is, unless (a) the crime is self-evident, and (b) the punishment is removal of the offense.

If I start beating on federal property with a hammer, do I get "due process," or do I get tazed?

If I park my car on a highway, do I get "due process" or towed?

If I walk into a bank and start emptying the safe, do I get due-process?

But these 60 IQ anarchists will latch onto any logic to get what they want.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 12, 2026 02:44 PM (l0YH1)

117 The court system is always somewhat infamously overloaded. What other cases are being neglected by the courts as they are forced to focus on this bullshittery every day?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (06Hmj)

This is exactly why the immigration courts were created in the INA (1952). It removed immigration from Article III courts and into the specially created Article II Immigration Courts.

Article III courts re-inserted itself back into immigration using the "Orange Man Bad" clause. Now we have Article III idiots complaining that they are being inundated with immigration cases that they themselves solicited.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at February 12, 2026 02:44 PM (teTvQ)

118 >>Born and raised in Louisiana, this is not a thing. If she brought her car to a police station for an inspection it was at the request of the police and there was either a warrant involved or one was coming.

Possible Hit and Run suspect?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 02:45 PM (gH8T+)

119 She's in nursing school or just graduated. No way she's certified or registered.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:35 PM

Are you not certified when you graduate from a nursing program? At least in the state where the school resides?
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:37 PM (jc0TO)
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Don't think so. I think certified or registered is something beyond graduating, that you have to qualify and take a test for. Not all nurses -- even ones with real nursing jobs -- are RNs.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

120
Gotta love the see-no-problem neutral travel terms in these stories.

>>Palacios, 22, had been in the U.S. since she was 6 years old.
>>they arrived in 2010

"been in" the U.S. "they arrived."

IOW, they crashed the border and resided illegally for 16 years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:45 PM (n7rxJ)

121 Food review: Aldi "Protein Bread:"
'All the great taste of bug protein, without the bugs!'

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:45 PM (N8ZBc)

122 Is this the same powerless twat that ruled Ace must close his tags? He's not the boss of anyone!
Posted by: t-bird at February 12, 2026 02:34 PM (q1tXs)

Ace always closes his tags.

Eventually.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 12, 2026 02:45 PM (8mulE)

123
Anyone accusing Trump of government of tyranny and Fascism needs to use Judge Boasberg as proof that he doesn't. Boasberg would have been disappeared by an actual fascist government.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 12, 2026 02:46 PM (IifOV)

124 114 It’s almost like the judicial system, from top to bottom, no longer serves the American people, but rather itself.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 12, 2026 02:44 PM (KaptW)

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District (and appeals) courts are creations of Congress and are not the constitutional "coequal" branch. They have limited jurisdiction by statute (a lot of limitations) and have no say outside of their jurisdictions according to statute.

But the past 100 years has seen them steadily (and then all at once) become equal to SCOTUS, the actual Article III judiciary, because passing laws to enact change became too hard when passing laws became only about graft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

125 I have to admit, I"m curious whether Judge Boasberg will go full tilt on this. He's already initiated contempt proceedings for US officials defying his Order. If the DOJ refuses to pursue them, then Boasberg has the opportunity to appoint a Special Prosecutor (private attorney) to pursue Contempt charges.

I think that he will actually do this given the opportunity.

Posted by: Orson

He might want to clean up his tangled financial life first. His family fundraises for democrats.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 12, 2026 02:46 PM (0U5gm)

126 Isn't Boasberg a butt buddy of John Roberts?

Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 02:46 PM (gH8T+)

127 "If I start beating on federal property with a hammer, do I get "due process," or do I get tazed?
If I park my car on a highway, do I get "due process" or towed?
If I walk into a bank and start emptying the safe, do I get due-process?"

Due process begins after the arrest.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:46 PM (N8ZBc)

128 121 Food review: Aldi "Protein Bread:"
'All the great taste of bug protein, without the bugs!'

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:45 PM (N8ZBc)

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Make your own bread instead. Healthier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

129
I think certified or registered is something beyond graduating, that you have to qualify and take a test for. Not all nurses -- even ones with real nursing jobs -- are RNs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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A Certificate is something you get upon graduating from a course of studies. Registration is another step.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:47 PM (n7rxJ)

130 Will the Democrats support the DoJ when it refuses to follow Boasberg's illegal orders?

Posted by: tankdemon at February 12, 2026 02:48 PM (g44G9)

131 After Garcia got put in front of Xenia upon his return and Xenia bent every rule to get him back on the streets of America, I doubt the State Department is going to try very hard to get these 100 back.

I still don't know why State got Garcia back. They shouldn't have, but hopefully they've learned that district courts ordering things outside their jurisdiction are beneath the Executive Branch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

132 Born and raised in Louisiana, this is not a thing. If she brought her car to a police station for an inspection it was at the request of the police and there was either a warrant involved or one was coming.

Possible Hit and Run suspect?
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2026 02:45 PM (gH8T+)
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They got the homosexual leprechaun off vehicle plates too. See my post above. Something doesn't smell right that these purely innocent angels just somehow get randomly deported. Something puts the finger on them.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

133 "Make your own bread instead. Healthier."

The oven door on my 70-year-old Tappan range is busted, and I can't seem to fix it myself. No more baking for me.

But yes, homemade bread is delicious! And certainly can be made healthier than store-bought Imitation Bug Bread is.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:50 PM (N8ZBc)

134 He might want to clean up his tangled financial life first. His family fundraises for democrats.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Makes big bucks "fundraising" for democrats.

Posted by: Operator Error at February 12, 2026 02:50 PM (nm8hu)

135 132 They got the homosexual leprechaun off vehicle plates too. See my post above. Something doesn't smell right that these purely innocent angels just somehow get randomly deported. Something puts the finger on them.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

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I'd bet it's no more than local cops are working around leadership to report things to ICE when they can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

136 I don't think it has properly registered that more than 5% of the entire population of multiple countries were allowed to enter the U.S. during the Biden regime.
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Weren't three of those the ones that Harris admitted she was responsible for as border czar? And said she did a bang up job with?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 12, 2026 02:50 PM (uFn16)

137 Deporting illegals IS due process. You are stopping them in the middle of the crime and letting them off without punishment. Sending them out of the country is not punishment because they are not supposed to be here.

It is common for shoplifters to get banned from a store. The store made this decision and no day in court was needed. If the shoplifter demanded due process like the libs want for illegals, then they might end up in jail.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 12, 2026 02:50 PM (SHZtS)

138 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"

Let's kill them tonight....

Posted by: man at February 12, 2026 02:51 PM (XuXeR)

139 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 02:51 PM (f2WBH)

140 Boasberg is really Bo's An Asshole in the hillbilly vernacular.

Now why don't Boasberg just drop them pants?

Take 'em right off!

Posted by: Hillbilly Rapist at February 12, 2026 02:51 PM (Ljddq)

141 And stay out of the Woolworths!

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:52 PM (jc0TO)

142 This parasite is already gone! I looked her up. Not ugly, but not hot enough to get to stay in the USA under Judge Blade's "Only The Hotties" policy. So, away she goes!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:31 PM

If you're a 7 or below, away you must go!!!

Should be the law of the land.

Also, should be engraved on the State of Liberty instead of that whole 'Give me your tired, your poor..." crapola.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 12, 2026 02:52 PM (iJfKG)

143 Does the fact that American citizens are drained and exhausted over our officials refusing to enforce the law for fifty f***in' years count? Or just the exhaustion of the precious illegal aliens?

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at February 12, 2026 02:52 PM (0sNs1)

144 OT: the humanities are bad in the West. They got really bad after 2018, says this thread:
x.com/Tyler_A_Harper/status/2021940196497883396#
The Andrew Mellon foundation got taken over by a woke-ette that year, and demanded that all the humanities research be socially-just (I think "SJW" was the word for "#woke" then).
Some money goes to the humanities from us - there's a NEH - but not all that much, and certainly not from Trump 2017-20. This money got swamped by MellonMoney.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 12, 2026 02:52 PM (gKWVE)

145
Doesn't Palacios want to help her native land of Honduras? Won't it benefit from a bilingual US-trained nurse fresh out of school? Why the hate for Honduras?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:53 PM (n7rxJ)

146 [snip]

But these 60 IQ anarchists will latch onto any logic to get what they want.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 12, 2026 02:44 PM (l0YH1)

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Good distinction and examples, bob.

If a psychopathic hero of The Revolution premeditatively murders a United Healthcare CEO, does he get "due process" or the death penalty? /rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 02:53 PM (T/YRM)

147 145
Doesn't Palacios want to help her native land of Honduras? Won't it benefit from a bilingual US-trained nurse fresh out of school? Why the hate for Honduras?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:53 PM (n7rxJ)

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Why do Democrats want to keep this brown angel in racist, capitalist hellscape America where cops shoot brown people for fun and no one can afford healthcare because we don't have single payer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

148 I think certified or registered is something beyond graduating, that you have to qualify and take a test for. Not all nurses -- even ones with real nursing jobs -- are RNs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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A Certificate is something you get upon graduating from a course of studies. Registration is another step.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:47 PM (n7rxJ)

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You may get some kind of certificate upon graduation, but a "certified" nurse is apparently more than that:

https://tinyurl.com/22228b5j

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

149 My ex-gf and I used to bake stuff together: bread, cinnamon rolls. It was fun to turn out something far better than store-shelf stuff. Too bad she was a crazy psycho-bitch.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:54 PM (N8ZBc)

150 And for every one of these real tear-jerker stories about some Good Young Person that Really Has Their Shit Together, there are 100 scum-sucking fuckbags living on the dole and getting paid under the table, sending most of their money back to their home country.

I am simply out of fucks to give. The left has used up all of my fucks and then salted the field in which I used to grow them.

Get them all the fuck out. Yesterday.

Posted by: ballistic at February 12, 2026 02:54 PM (5aZAZ)

151 Has anyone named Boasberg Czar yet?
Because he thinks he is

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 02:54 PM (Ia/+0)

152 Oh, the woke-ette is Elizabeth Alexander. She's an Obama crony.
Some day we'll have the history of the 21st century in which we read about the Obama circle as the shadow American caliphate it was, and maybe is.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 12, 2026 02:54 PM (gKWVE)

153 Doesn't Palacios want to help her native land of Honduras? Won't it benefit from a bilingual US-trained nurse fresh out of school? Why the hate for Honduras?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:53 PM (n7rxJ)

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Another "White Hispanic" racist!

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist > Stochastic Terrorist > Statistical Miasma at February 12, 2026 02:55 PM (T/YRM)

154 Deportation is not a punishment, therefore due process does not apply. SCOTUS has said that many times.

Moreover, the due process clause is concerned with being deprived of life, liberty or property. In which of these three categories is being here illegally?

Posted by: CTHillary at February 12, 2026 02:55 PM (NaTt4)

155 Aren't Emerald-Level and above memberships here classed as Registered Commentators (RC)?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2026 02:55 PM (0sNs1)

156 Too bad she was a crazy psycho-bitch.
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This!

Posted by: pudinhead at February 12, 2026 02:55 PM (Hpgos)

157 152 Oh, the woke-ette is Elizabeth Alexander. She's an Obama crony.
Some day we'll have the history of the 21st century in which we read about the Obama circle as the shadow American caliphate it was, and maybe is.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 12, 2026 02:54 PM (gKWVE)

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Their legacy will be Jasmine Crockett and Kamala Harris:

Dumb broads with the right skin color who consume all media oxygen to create loyal fanbases based entirely on their race and gender who repel everyone else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

158 Encourage Venezuela to swear out an arrest warrant for Boasberg, then comply with the extradition.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 12, 2026 02:56 PM (2S68S)

159 In the Boasberg case, I guess the big question is: Or what? Whadd'ya gonna do about it?

And functionally, that's the way demcrats have operated since 2008 -- steamrolling over laws and precedents and norms to effect their policies. Meanwhile, Republicans continue to Mitt Romney the whole thing, as if we still have a functioning Republic where both sides play by the rules.

Screw 'em. You can take your ball and go home. We'll get another ball and not invite you. Pbbthththhhttttt!

Posted by: red speck at February 12, 2026 02:56 PM (Ve/HL)

160 154 Deportation is not a punishment, therefore due process does not apply. SCOTUS has said that many times.

Moreover, the due process clause is concerned with being deprived of life, liberty or property. In which of these three categories is being here illegally?

Posted by: CTHillary at February 12, 2026 02:55 PM (NaTt4)

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Deportation is not irreparable harm, that's what SCOTUS has said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

161 156 I could tolerate one out of three: crazy or psycho or bitch. Not all at once. She gone.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 02:56 PM (N8ZBc)

162 They got the homosexual leprechaun off vehicle plates too. See my post above. Something doesn't smell right that these purely innocent angels just somehow get randomly deported. Something puts the finger on them.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:49 PM (iFTx/)

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I'd bet it's no more than local cops are working around leadership to report things to ICE when they can.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
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How would local cops even know or suspect someone is illegal? Sure, you can round up a bunch of laborers waiting outside Walmart for work. But besides obvious cases like that, I don't see how someone who doesn't outwardly look illegal gets on any deportation radar.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

163 Due process? You mean like they process pork into tasty sausage? That kind?

Oh.

Nevermind.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 12, 2026 02:57 PM (I40wl)

164 I am simply out of fucks to give. The left has used up all of my fucks and then salted the field in which I used to grow them.

Get them all the fuck out. Yesterday.
Posted by: ballistic at February 12, 2026 02:54 PM

Looks like you had one in reserve.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2026 02:57 PM (0sNs1)

165 Considering there are actually no rights in jeopardy of being violated, the process anybody is due when deciding whether they should be deported is almost non-existent.

I fully support the idea that even illegal immigrants are due the protections of the 4th through 8th Amendments when accused of a crime, but since they have no actual right to be in the country, the only process involved if departing them, or even short-term confinement while deportation is arranged, is to determine thst they are not actually citizens.

Even green card holders should be subject to the State Department saying, "Yeah, we don't want you here anymore. Here's your ticket, the flight leaves in three hours."

Posted by: tankdemon at February 12, 2026 02:57 PM (g44G9)

166
This parasite is already gone!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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In all seriousness, I'd like to know where these well-trained parasites wind up when they get back home. If Honduras has two square feet of meritocracy, she should go straight to the top of her profession with the fancy education she just got on the US taxpayer's dime (no way did she pay for her tuition).

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 02:57 PM (n7rxJ)

167 162 How would local cops even know or suspect someone is illegal? Sure, you can round up a bunch of laborers waiting outside Walmart for work. But besides obvious cases like that, I don't see how someone who doesn't outwardly look illegal gets on any deportation radar.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

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I assume police have access to databases that contain things like visa information.

I mean...I know they have this. In most non-sanctuary policy jurisdictions, but in particular TX, when people are pulled over by cops, cops regularly look up their legal status. If illegal, they just call ICE and ICE picks them up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

168
Florida couple arrested after Pickle Ball game turned into ugly 20 person brawl at glitzy country club.

Where oh where is Doof, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 12, 2026 02:58 PM (3ek7K)

169 Lincoln Project has deep concerns about the age gap between David Ellison (43) and Bari Weiss (41) -
x.com/stuartpstevens/status/2021973270518804543
The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 12, 2026 02:58 PM (gKWVE)

170 Keep in mind, all of this "due process" bullshit flows from John Roberts' illegal Midnight Order.

The one where he lied to the rest of the Justices and said that the district and appeal court were moving too slow and that a poor illegal shouldn't be deported under the Alien Enemies Act.

Because he deliberately used the expansive phrase "due process" when he knows the proper phase--in immigration law--is "minimal due process."

That was intentional as he knew his little cartel underlings would take that opening and blow up the entire of immigration law enforcement by granting illegals the full suite of due process reserved only--ONLY-- for full, legal American citizens, not illegal aliens.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2026 02:58 PM (HXT0k)

171 Why the lack of respect for Roots?

Posted by: zombie Alex Haley at February 12, 2026 02:59 PM (0sNs1)

172 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 12, 2026 02:44 PM (l0YH1)

It's all buzzwords and sloganeering.

They dress up in the due process skinsuit because actual just people fought for that shit and it's easier to draft in their wake than actually make your own convincing argument.

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 02:59 PM (S5fB5)

173 So when is MN AG Ellison going to be arrested and charged?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 12, 2026 02:59 PM (7xyr6)

174 173 So when is MN AG Ellison going to be arrested and charged?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 12, 2026 02:59 PM (7xyr6)
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With what, Conspicuous Faggotry in the First Degree?

Posted by: ballistic at February 12, 2026 03:01 PM (5aZAZ)

175 I hear Kerguelen Island is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

I hear Plum Island is lovely this time of year

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Sentinel Island for the win.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at February 12, 2026 03:01 PM (iKJrr)

176 Most nurses aren't RN's most nurses are what used to be called LVN's. Licensed Vocational Nurse.
RN is a whole other level.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 03:01 PM (7X7ea)

177 Florida couple arrested after Pickle Ball game turned into ugly 20 person brawl at glitzy country club.

Where oh where is Doof, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 12, 2026 02:58 PM (3ek7K)

Heh. I saw some ewetub suggested thumbnail where it showed some late 20 something gal eith a caption 'Cheater caught while playing 'Pickleball.''

Dude, she's in her 20s and you seriously thought she was playing THAT kind of pickleball?

Posted by: Creepy Clown at February 12, 2026 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

178 I nominate the elimination of the 2009 EPA 'Endangerment Finding" to be flaming skull worthy.

Posted by: Dad of Six at February 12, 2026 03:01 PM (2AQ8X)

179 o when is MN AG Ellison going to be arrested and charged?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 12, 2026 02:59 PM

Paging That Guy Who Says "Nothing will happen".

That Guy Who Says "Nothing will happen." to a grey courtesy comment box.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 12, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

180 Two things I'd love to see on Boasberg are his phone records (which likely has Andrew Weissman on speed dial), and the new acquisitions to his staff starting at the beginning of 2025.

I bet both would be extremely interesting.

Posted by: Orson at February 12, 2026 03:02 PM (dIske)

181 Or, just have SPECTRE blow up his house.
Posted by: Operator Error at February 12, 2026 02:23 PM (nm8hu)

It's really a testimony to the amazing restraint shown by right-thinking Americans, that this POS has not been killed yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 03:03 PM (8zz6B)

182 If the DOJ doesn't respond to the Boasberg idiot with a short rude letter, accompanied by a very truculent threatening letter directly to SCOTUS about "their" system and oversight collapsing, they deserve, have in fact demanded, endless endless endless increasingly ridiculous l lawless behavior.

The Legal Cult has a death-grip (term used advisedly) on what's left of the country, to include (apparently) every member of the current administration, who may well be the last best chance of partially rescuing the society.

Related, an idiot member of the US curling team (an ambulance chase lawyer from WI) barfed up his ignorance, of course, in public this week, displaying his standard pristine ignorance of every aspect of this issue ("due process" in immigration process).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2026 03:03 PM (U/Byj)

183 Why the lack of respect for Roots?
Posted by: zombie Alex Haley at February 12, 2026 02:59

You know I never saw it. My parents thought I was too young, and I missed the school era where race was everything in school.

80s-90s K-12, yo!

Posted by: Creepy Clown at February 12, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

184 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 03:03 PM (cCSm+)

185 Heh.

Posted by: Creepy Clown at February 12, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

186 156 I remember well the day we parted: she begged me to shoot her, knowing that I had a .380 in my pocket. I mean, if she had a reason, I could understand. But this was her instant unexpected sunny-to-rainy snap mood changes with NO apparent cause at all.

She called 9-11 for an ambulance. Later in the hospital I told her "If I had shot you, you'd feel really stupid right now."

All she needed was a dose of an NSAID, and she was back to "normal." Ambulance and ER are a very very expensive way just to get a hit of Toradol. That was splitsville.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:04 PM (N8ZBc)

187 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

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I assume police have access to databases that contain things like visa information.

I mean...I know they have this. In most non-sanctuary policy jurisdictions, but in particular TX, when people are pulled over by cops, cops regularly look up their legal status. If illegal, they just call ICE and ICE picks them up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching
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Could it possibly be that the reporter omitted details of the story that would provide context?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 03:04 PM (7X7ea)

188 187 Could it possibly be that the reporter omitted details of the story that would provide context?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 03:04 PM (7X7ea)

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The marriage might have been enough on its own.

An American citizen marrying a non-American raises flags at State. Especially if the non-American doesn't apply for a spousal visa (they have to go home to do it).

They got married in April of last year. He got pick up in October or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

189 /off creepy clown sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

190 And nothing will happen.

Posted by: Another one at February 12, 2026 03:06 PM (iKJrr)

191 If the DOJ doesn't respond to the Boasberg idiot with a short rude letter, accompanied by a very truculent threatening letter directly to SCOTUS about "their" system and oversight collapsing, they deserve, have in fact demanded, endless endless endless increasingly ridiculous l lawless behavior.
Posted by: rhomboid

My recommended letter:
"Dear Buttborg, We'll get around to it sometime."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2026 03:07 PM (diia5)

192 You want to see Boasberg arrested.

You'll settle for Boasberg being impeached and removed.

You'll get Boasberg laughing in 5 years as he sentences you to life in gulag for posting this today.

Posted by: Another one at February 12, 2026 03:09 PM (iKJrr)

193 Could it possibly be that the reporter omitted details of the story that would provide context?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 03:04 PM (7X7ea)

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The marriage might have been enough on its own.

An American citizen marrying a non-American raises flags at State. Especially if the non-American doesn't apply for a spousal visa (they have to go home to do it).

They got married in April of last year. He got pick up in October or so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:05 PM (GBKbO)
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IIRC, they had already fingered him -- possibly even got a deportion order -- and then he got a quickie marriage. It may be that they didn't arrest him until after.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

194 If the DOJ doesn't respond to the Boasberg idiot with a short rude letter, accompanied by a very truculent threatening letter directly to SCOTUS about "their" system and oversight collapsing, they deserve, have in fact demanded, endless endless endless increasingly ridiculous l lawless behavior.
Posted by: rhomboid

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On one side of letter, a bunch of dashed lines crossing in all directions saying "fold here"
And on the other side, a note saying "after folding along indicated lines, grasp with right hand, moisten, and ...."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 12, 2026 03:10 PM (l0YH1)

195 On today's episode of Gunsmoke Festus invents the glory hole.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 12, 2026 03:10 PM (Kt19C)

196 Oh no! Looks like CBP is in big trouble!

Body camera video and texts reveal details of Border Patrol agent's shooting of Chicago woman
In video from immediately before Marimar Martinez was shot, agents inside a vehicle have their weapons drawn, and one is heard saying, “It’s time to get aggressive.”

...agent Charles Exum, who shot Martinez five times, was not wearing his body camera during the incident, according to Martinez’s attorney. Body camera video from another agent shows the moments leading up to and after the shooting from inside Exum’s vehicle.

(Sounds open and shut. Guy must be a psychopathic monster. Wonder why the media didn't hype this story like Good and Pretti?)

In one video, the agents in the vehicle have their weapons drawn, and one is heard saying, “It’s time to get aggressive and get the f--- out, because they’re trying to box us in.”

(Oh...the violent rioters boxed them in and put them in legitimate fear of an imminent attack or ambush. Strange how the unbiased, totally impartial and trustworthy media left that context out of the headline. This is why the media didn't report it much...)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 12, 2026 03:11 PM (JCZqz)

197 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

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I assume police have access to databases that contain things like visa information.

I mean...I know they have this. In most non-sanctuary policy jurisdictions, but in particular TX, when people are pulled over by cops, cops regularly look up their legal status. If illegal, they just call ICE and ICE picks them up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching
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Could it possibly be that the reporter omitted details of the story that would provide context?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 12, 2026 03:04 PM (7X7ea)
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This is what I think. I see no reason to take these boo-hoo hagiographies at face value.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

198 Here's text from a DOJ response to a District Court Order:

https://x.com/Oilfield_Rando/status/
2019976063753843154

"ICE has considered returning petitioner to the United States to the status quo that existed immediately prior to her removal, but respectfully declines to pursue this course of action."

From less than a week ago.

DOJ ain't bringing people back anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

199 hobo ass is the best tasting ass
Posted by: Sid
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I'll defer to you on such matters.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (TN0g+)

200
You'll get Boasberg laughing in 5 years as he sentences you to life in gulag for posting this today.
Posted by: Another one

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (QVmho)

201 "On today's episode of Gunsmoke Festus invents the glory hole."

Glassblowers call one of their specialized furnaces a glory hole. Makes the product smoother I guess.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (N8ZBc)

202 BREAKING: "Teen" kiIIs his friend at party in TX for not sharing his fries

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Over French fries? Now, a Big Mac I could understand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (J+Psw)

203 This isn't going to stop until cartel judges like Boasberg face a real sanction for acting this way.

Impeachment is off the table due to the make up of congress, but prosecution isn't.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

Trump should instruct the IRS to do a ten-year audit and rectal exam on every goddamned judge in the country, from CJ Roberts on down to the traffic court judge on Kiska island. Every damned one. Obama judges, Clinton judges, Bush judges, Reagan judges, even Trump judges. Every damned one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (8zz6B)

204 202 BREAKING: "Teen" kiIIs his friend at party in TX for not sharing his fries

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Over French fries? Now, a Big Mac I could understand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (J+Psw)

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Frito pie, man. It's gotta be Frito pie. It's Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

205
Even green card holders should be subject to the State Department saying, "Yeah, we don't want you here anymore. Here's your ticket, the flight leaves in three hours."
Posted by: tankdemon

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Yes, they should. And I'd like to know what the State Department's current involvement is with Rumeysa Ozturk, the ugly Turkish hijab who gets to stay at Tufts. Apparently it was DHS that attempted to throw her out of the country, immigration judge denied it, so doesn't Rubio get a say?

"At one point during the hearing, she was granted a break to take asthma medication after appearing at several points to clutch her chest as she struggled to speak."

Oh man.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 03:13 PM (n7rxJ)

206 You'll get Boasberg laughing in 5 years as he sentences you to life in gulag for posting this today.
Posted by: Another one

*types*

*deletes*
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (QVmho)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

207 "BREAKING: "Teen" kiIIs his friend at party in TX for not sharing his fries"

Even if he had shared them, he'd get shot because the fries were cold. Damned if you do or don't.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:14 PM (N8ZBc)

208 On one side of letter, a bunch of dashed lines crossing in all directions saying "fold here"
And on the other side, a note saying "after folding along indicated lines, grasp with right hand, moisten, and ...."
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It would be cool to send a single page upon which is the printed instructions on how to fold said sheet into a paper airplane. I loved those as a kid.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 03:14 PM (TN0g+)

209 Nah, a very harsh brief letter pointing out his court lacks jurisdiction, the specific matter has been sorted out by his bosses at SCOTUS and he has no further role. And then the letter to SCOTUS warning them repudiation is coming.

That SCOTUS letter should quote the pathetic mediocrity Roberts himself, in his dissent to the wildly ridiculous and orwellian Kennedy vomitus in Hamdan v. Bush, where Roberts said the kind of frivolous and "bait and switch" SCOTUS behavior represented by the ruling threatened the very system itself. Though he later outdid himself with his hallucinatory bigoted Fuhrerbefehl rant in Obergefell, Kennedy in the earlier case wrote a parody of a ruling while usurping the treaty power. Like all disastrous meek compliant administrations (for a century or more), Bush administration failed to repudiate the nonsensical and constitution-shredding idiocy.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2026 03:14 PM (U/Byj)

210 "ICE has considered returning petitioner to the United States to the status quo that existed immediately prior to her removal, but respectfully declines to pursue this course of action."

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A simple "f*ck you" would have been more pithy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (J+Psw)

211 'Sharing a big mac?!'

Two dudes?

Gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

212 The US has literally been the dumping ground for the worlds wretched refuse for far too long.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (+k83c)

213 205 Yes, they should. And I'd like to know what the State Department's current involvement is with Rumeysa Ozturk, the ugly Turkish hijab who gets to stay at Tufts. Apparently it was DHS that attempted to throw her out of the country, immigration judge denied it, so doesn't Rubio get a say?

"At one point during the hearing, she was granted a break to take asthma medication after appearing at several points to clutch her chest as she struggled to speak."

Oh man.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 03:13 PM (n7rxJ)

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Like that Columbia student rabble rouser, their defense will spend a lot of money and get some press to eventually lose all while being no more than a distraction to the fact that DHS forcibly removed 700,000 in the first year of Trump's presidency (doesn't include the people who fought the order and then chose to drop their challenges which get classified as voluntary deportations) and things are just going to keep humming.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

214 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

215 You can't blame Boasberg. He knows the Republican party is full of limp dicks and only interested in their lobbyists.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (abIsI)

216 BREAKING: "Teen" kiIIs his friend at party in TX for not sharing his fries

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Over French fries? Now, a Big Mac I could understand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (J+Psw)

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Frito pie, man. It's gotta be Frito pie. It's Texas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
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This is from a few years ago, no? I assumed it was some gang party -- I'm raaaaacist -- but it was the whitest white dork who ever whited.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

217 > Posted by: Sid at February 12, 2026 03:03 PM (cCSm+)

Damn, Sid.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 12, 2026 03:16 PM (Yp6az)

218 It's time for someone to check Boasberg's crawlspace as there's likely LOTS of little kiddo's skeletons down there.

That dude needs to be launched via trebuchet into the ocean to become shark shart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 12, 2026 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

219 210 "ICE has considered returning petitioner to the United States to the status quo that existed immediately prior to her removal, but respectfully declines to pursue this course of action."

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A simple "f*ck you" would have been more pithy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (J+Psw)

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It wasn't even, "We can't."

It was, "No, we're not going to do this thing that a district court judge ordered us to do."

Who actually heard about this? It happened five days ago.

Is anyone in Congress ordering impeachment because Trump is defying court orders? No. No one actually cares because district judges have made themselves complete jokes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

220
Could it possibly be that the reporter omitted details of the story that would provide context?

Posted by: Braenyard

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You're getting a lot of considered responses to this, but -- I get it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 03:16 PM (n7rxJ)

221 This is from a few years ago, no? I assumed it was some gang party -- I'm raaaaacist -- but it was the whitest white dork who ever whited.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

I can buy my own fries- ya NYC cocksucker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

222 Protip: never go to a venue described as a 'house party' or 'nightclub.' Just go to a regular bar, so as to merely mildly increase your chance of encountering violence.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (N8ZBc)

223 Dear Judge,
Go fuck yourself.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

PS: As a NYC builder in NYC, I have friends in low places. Have a nice day.

Posted by: DJT Dictator In Charge at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (5xuJ/)

224 IIRC, they had already fingered him --

Go on...

Posted by: Secretary Pete at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (wGerL)

225 222 Protip: never go to a venue described as a 'house party' or 'nightclub.' Just go to a regular bar, so as to merely mildly increase your chance of encountering violence.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (N8ZBc)

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Can't usually bake your own bread at a bar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

226 > Frito pie, man. It's gotta be Frito pie. It's Texas.

I only know about Frito pie because of King of the Hill. I've never tried it.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (Yp6az)

227 The US has literally been the dumping ground for the worlds wretched refuse for far too long.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (+k83c)

But my poem.

Posted by: Statue of Liberty at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (cCSm+)

228 Glassblowers call one of their specialized furnaces a glory hole. Makes the product smoother I guess.
Posted by: gp
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An annealing oven? I took glassblowing for a chemistry credit in college. Burned the shit out of my fingers multiple times. Hot glass looks no different from cold.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 12, 2026 03:18 PM (uFn16)

229 227 The US has literally been the dumping ground for the worlds wretched refuse for far too long.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (+k83c)

But my poem.

Posted by: Statue of Liberty at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (cCSm+)

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"I didn't write that merde."
-The Statue of Liberty

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

230 Could it possibly be that the reporter omitted details of the story that would provide context?

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Context is white supremacist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:18 PM (J+Psw)

231 Arrest is, by definition, deprivation of liberty so due process has to start *before* arrest. But it is a variable scale -- to search, probable cause is required. To arrest, some evidence of a crime is required. There is a lot of case law and complexities, but the basic idea is that there is a tradeoff here and the amount of "process" due depends on a lot of factors.

illegals do not get the right to trial by jury before they can be arrested and deported since their existence in the country is prima facie evidence that they exist, and are in the country

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 12, 2026 03:18 PM (l0YH1)

232 Protip: never go to a venue described as a 'house party' or 'nightclub.' Just go to a regular bar, so as to merely mildly increase your chance of encountering violence.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (N8ZBc)

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Can't usually bake your own bread at a bar.
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Beans don't burn on the grill...

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 03:18 PM (TN0g+)

233 This is from a few years ago, no? I assumed it was some gang party -- I'm raaaaacist -- but it was the whitest white dork who ever whited.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

I can buy my own fries- ya NYC cocksucker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)
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Huh?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

234 Fuck Boasburg with a porcupine. He should be disbarred at a minimum.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at February 12, 2026 03:19 PM (JNTt1)

235 "Can't usually bake your own bread at a bar."

The fries are more likely to be hot and crispy.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:19 PM (N8ZBc)

236 An annealing oven? I took glassblowing for a chemistry credit in college. Burned the shit out of my fingers multiple times. Hot glass looks no different from cold.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Blacksmith shop rule #1. Touch nothing a fly won't land on.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 03:19 PM (lnk1R)

237 USA men up 1 on Latvia in the 1st

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:20 PM (j+aD2)

238 Trump should just ignore that idiot Boasberg, and email him a picture of his rear-end, with the caption "how's my ass taste?"

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 12, 2026 03:20 PM (XMwZJ)

239 Today is my birthday. But only Illinois and Connecticut care.

Posted by: Abe Lincoln at February 12, 2026 03:20 PM (UWamq)

240 I can buy my own fries- ya NYC cocksucker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:17 PM (zZu0s)
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Huh?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

I'm saying im the whitest white dork who ever whited... you know what, nvm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

241 Today is my birthday. But only Illinois and Connecticut care.
Posted by: Abe Lincoln at February 12, 2026 03:20 PM (UWamq)
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Not true! Courts in NYC are closed today.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

242
It would be cool to send a single page upon which is the printed instructions on how to fold said sheet into a paper airplane. I loved those as a kid.
Posted by: Crusader
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I like this idea better.

I should start sending pdf of these and telling people to print out instead of my usual insulting emails.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (l0YH1)

243 Hawley Accuses Keith Ellison Of 'Helping Fraudsters' To His Face

Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

244 238 Trump should just ignore that idiot Boasberg, and email him a picture of his rear-end, with the caption "how's my ass taste?"

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 12, 2026 03:20 PM (XMwZJ)

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Five days ago they told another District Court judge that they simply weren't going to try and return a deported alien despite the judge's order.

Outright, just "respectfully, we're not doing that."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

245 Trump should just ignore that idiot Boasberg, and email him a picture of his rear-end, with the caption "how's my ass taste?"
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 12, 2026 03:20 PM (XMwZJ)

Muh lawyers 'll be in touch.

Posted by: Shaquille O'Neal at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Who actually heard about this? It happened five days ago.

Is anyone in Congress ordering impeachment because Trump is defying court orders? No. No one actually cares because district judges have made themselves complete jokes.
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I did.
That was the one I was referring to above.
But I didn't want to search it out 'cause I'm lazy ....

But the left was screaming, "you can't refuse to follow a judge's orders!
You can't double-stamp a triple-stamp, Lloyd!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (HXT0k)

247 BREAKING: "Teen" kiIIs his friend at party in TX for not sharing his fries

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Over French fries? Now, a Big Mac I could understand.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:12 PM (J+Psw)
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Can we be certain it wasn't over the One Onion Ring? Did the killer mutter "My Precious" as he was taken into custody?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (ESVrU)

248 Hawley Accuses Keith Ellison Of 'Helping Fraudsters' To His Face
Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

Did he have him arrested? Shot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

249 John Roberts is said to address his boyfriend as "President Boasberg" when the two meet privately. When you're the Chief Justice's attack Chihuahua, it comes with infinite benefits.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (X+xvk)

250 ha ha now it's 2-0 Team USA. I think Latvia is pretty cooked

(this is hockey btw)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (j+aD2)

251 Hawley Accuses Keith Ellison Of 'Helping Fraudsters' To His Face
Posted by: SMOD at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (RHGPo)

244 238 Trump should just ignore that idiot Boasberg, and em/i]

It's almost as if there was an entire thread on this already.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 12, 2026 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

252
their defense will spend a lot of money and get some press to eventually lose

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I'd like to know what the areas of authority are. DHS called her a threat to US foreign policy because of her dopey editorial and the judge said That's not enough to deport her. Rubio dislikes her and says "You apply to come here as a student, you study peaceably or we can throw you out." Can't he just yank her visa? Is there any requirement -- outside a rogue judge's mind -- for him to give a reason that's satisfactory to her?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 03:22 PM (n7rxJ)

253 Oh, we have also reached that blessed time of year again:

Shrimp Nibblers are available at White Castle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 12, 2026 03:23 PM (zZu0s)

254 246 I did.
That was the one I was referring to above.
But I didn't want to search it out 'cause I'm lazy ....

But the left was screaming, "you can't refuse to follow a judge's orders!
You can't double-stamp a triple-stamp, Lloyd!!!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (HXT0k)

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I'm shocked it hasn't gotten more coverage...anywhere.

I only know about it because of a dude on X.

Insty, noted law professor, didn't mention it. Ace hasn't noticed it. No one.

The left doesn't even seem to care.

It's weird, but it feels really important. District judges have made themselves advisory only at this point. Not in my imagination, but in practical reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

255
French fries are gross. Onion Rings rock.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 12, 2026 03:23 PM (3ek7K)

256 I have no idea why Commassar Boasberg hasn't been charged and disbarred yet.
He has to have a dozen decisions reversed by now

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)

257 ha ha now it's 2-0 Team USA. I think Latvia is pretty cooked

(this is hockey btw)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:21 PM (j+aD2)

They changed the name of their facility from "The Ice House" because libtards are offended by ICE activities in the US.

I'm not watching nor rooting for them because all they had to do was go compete. But NOOOOOO.......

Canada is going to stomp a hole in their asses again anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 12, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

258 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJyl3ZSqI54&t=47s

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 12, 2026 03:24 PM (jrgJz)

259 252 I'd like to know what the areas of authority are. DHS called her a threat to US foreign policy because of her dopey editorial and the judge said That's not enough to deport her. Rubio dislikes her and says "You apply to come here as a student, you study peaceably or we can throw you out." Can't he just yank her visa? Is there any requirement -- outside a rogue judge's mind -- for him to give a reason that's satisfactory to her?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 03:22 PM (n7rxJ)

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She's going to spend high five figures, maybe low six figures, to drag out a process with judges who want to play president.

It's a sideshow that will end in a loss for her.

Just wait a couple of months, think about her again, and realize she's in Botswana or someplace.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

260
I hear Kerguelen Island is lovely this time of year.
Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

I hear Plum Island is lovely this time of year

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Sentinel Island for the win.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at February 12, 2026 03:01 PM (iKJrr)

Nazino Island

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2026 03:24 PM (y9nCu)

261 French fries are gross.
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French fries when cooked to a crispy golden brown are yet another sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 03:24 PM (TN0g+)

262 ok the Latvians won their challenge it's back to 1-0

what is the Ice House? in Italy? I confused

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)

263 261 French fries are gross.
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French fries when cooked to a crispy golden brown are yet another sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 03:24 PM (TN0g+)

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Since when are fries beer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

264 This is from a few years ago, no? I assumed it was some gang party -- I'm raaaaacist -- but it was the whitest white dork who ever whited.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Happened on 1/28 and perp has a . . . certain complexion.

https://is.gd/e94tHE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:25 PM (J+Psw)

265 I understand it's petty but I cannot stand someone who has a college level education and still uses double negatives when speaking, if the quotes in this article are accurate, which as it's the MSM, maybe they wanted to give her some "color"

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at February 12, 2026 03:25 PM (Iwv3U)

266 265 I understand it's petty but I cannot stand someone who has a college level education and still uses double negatives when speaking, if the quotes in this article are accurate, which as it's the MSM, maybe they wanted to give her some "color"

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at February 12, 2026 03:25 PM (Iwv3U)

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Double negatives used to be, in English, just a sign of added emphasis.

They're just old school!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 12, 2026 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

267 https://youtu.be/JJyl3ZSqI54?t=47

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 12, 2026 03:24 PM (jrgJz)

Wow. How is it they don't seem to have 1/2 the members over the age of 83 like we do here?

(and you're welcome for fixing your excessive link)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 12, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

268 "Can't usually bake your own bread at a bar."

But you can put it in my jar.

Posted by: Billy Joel at February 12, 2026 03:26 PM (KAi1n)

269 Like a f*cking Viking.

RFK on attending recovery meetings during Covid: "I'm not scared of a germ, I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 12, 2026 03:27 PM (J+Psw)

270 oooooo! Latvia scores! 1-1

hmm interesting

the USA team is pretty stacked but maybe they haven't clicked yet or something, they should be killing it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:27 PM (j+aD2)

271 Canada is going to stomp a hole in their asses again anyway.

hoping not but probably

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)

272 I could maybe see it, if the guy was sitting there saying 'These are the best f'n fries I ever had, and I ain't sharing them with nobody nohow, nah nah nah' over and over. Then, precipitate action might be called for, but far short of lethal force.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:28 PM (N8ZBc)

273 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 12, 2026 03:28 PM (LdBR/)

274 The "continue reading" link is now a poison pill: if you click on, it gives you a pop-ad, you can't get to comments, or scroll to the previous post. At least that is how it is on Safari.

Posted by: Bud Norton at February 12, 2026 03:28 PM (/8Jbh)

275 I understand it's petty but I cannot stand someone who has a college level education and still uses double negatives when speaking, if the quotes in this article are accurate, which as it's the MSM, maybe they wanted to give her some "color"

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at February 12, 2026 03:25 PM

You can't not see it, that's for sure.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 03:29 PM (jc0TO)

276 Double negatives used to be, in English, just a sign of added emphasis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's still true in some languages -- Russian and Spanish, for example.

Posted by: Bulg at February 12, 2026 03:29 PM (77rzZ)

277 French fries when cooked to a crispy golden brown are yet another sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Crusader at February 12, 2026 03:24 PM (TN0g+)

Overcooked in peanut oil = actual Food of the Gods

Posted by: ... at February 12, 2026 03:29 PM (S5fB5)

278 sorry so OT!

I feel like USA is low on goalies. the girls' goalie is GREAT but the guys ... I dunno

Canada has Quebec for goalie growing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:29 PM (j+aD2)

279 Having French fries tonight so guess I won't have to share them

Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

280 "Can't usually bake your own bread at a bar."

But you can put it in my jar.
Posted by: Billy Joel at February 12, 2026 03:26 PM

Man, what are you doing here?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 03:29 PM (jc0TO)

281 what is the Ice House? in Italy? I confused
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:25 PM (j+aD2)

It was a hospitality facility where skaters for Team USA could congregate with fellow skaters and family members. It's now the "Winter House" because liberals f*cking SUCK and take the fun out of EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 12, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

282 "Having French fries tonight so guess I won't have to share them"

Arm yourself because no one else with save you.

Posted by: gp at February 12, 2026 03:30 PM (N8ZBc)

283 Did we send back to wherever they came from the "sparks of divinity" who were sisters in their 30's and kept a13 year old imprisoned in their house and allowed another illegal alien to repeatedly rape her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2026 03:31 PM (8Xy/A)

284 >He's doing what superior courts have repeatedly told him he does not have the power to do: ordering the president around like a house boy.
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this guy needs to have an accident

I kid, of course

Posted by: Don Black at February 12, 2026 03:31 PM (ZxPkt)

285
It's a sideshow that will end in a loss for her.

Just wait a couple of months, think about her again, and realize she's in Botswana or someplace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Can't happen soon enough for me. She's a fugly hijabbed activist who came to America for the purpose of hating on it, calling it stupid and evil, so that she can flaunt everything America gave her as Top Quality in her pursuit of a well-paying bureaucratic post at an NGO somewhere on the planet. Do I need to add, an NGO that frustrates American policy as best it can?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2026 03:32 PM (n7rxJ)

286 French fries when cooked to a crispy golden brown are yet another sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Crusader

When cooked in beef tallow. When cooked in vegetable oil, they blow goats ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2026 03:32 PM (lnk1R)

287
I feel like USA is low on goalies. the girls' goalie is GREAT but the guys ... I dunno

Canada has Quebec for goalie growing
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 12, 2026 03:29 PM (j+aD2)

Oettinger, Swayman and Hellebuyck are the best US has to offer and they're pretty suspect. They're known to give up soft goals and fold in big games.

Was at a bar last weekend and saw Canada playing Swiss. The Swiss goalie was AMAZING.

She saw 56 shots and only gave up 4 goals. The Swiss don't block shots. The Canadians had 47 blocked shots through 2 periods. The Swiss only had 6.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at February 12, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

288 The "continue reading" link is now a poison pill: if you click on, it gives you a pop-ad, you can't get to comments, or scroll to the previous post. At least that is how it is on Safari.
Posted by: Bud Norton at February 12, 2026 03:28 PM (/8Jbh)

Pro tip: never use the "continue reading" link. Use the "comments" link instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2026 03:36 PM (8zz6B)

289 Speaking of hockey, has Trump renamed the new Windsor-Detroit bridge The Mike Madano International Bridge yet? That would be lulz-worthy.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 12, 2026 03:37 PM (Y1sOo)

290 "Can't usually bake your own bread at a bar."

But you can put it in my jar.
Posted by: Billy Joel at February 12, 2026 03:26 PM

Man, what are you doing here?
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 03:29 PM (jc0TO)

That piano guy is good!

Posted by: Davey, Navy Lifer at February 12, 2026 03:45 PM (wVcYX)

291 Look, it isn't even a question - Boasberg has zero authority to command the president to go to Venezuela and return anybody. None. This is an article 2 decision and is not up for review by an article 3 judge.

There is zero dispute the individuals in question were in the United States illegally, and they received their article 2 required hearing. That's it. There is nothing more to discuss.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at February 12, 2026 03:47 PM (vOtXJ)

292 it's beautifully ironic that all the anti-ICE violence is actually causing illegals to be more fearful and self-deport

just like bodycams their solution has created the opposite outcome

Posted by: TallDave at February 12, 2026 03:51 PM (xZyKE)

293 60

and she's a certified nurse. It's not like she will be picking through garbage for her next meal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 12, 2026 02:32 PM (jc0TO)

. . . and who do you suppose paid for her schooling, from first grade through nursing school?

Posted by: a.moron at February 12, 2026 03:56 PM (X5Jzz)

294 I hope President Trump replies to Judge B (who, from memory, appears to sleep in a coffin like a vampire creepy looking) like this. "Blow it out all of his orifices, thank you for your attention to this matter!"

I'd do worse and say, "Sorry, B, they all very dead!" Or, "Do you have their facial gang tattoos so we can identify the bodies?"

What a deek-haid. PITA. FJPITA (federal judge PITA).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 12, 2026 04:00 PM (WONhk)

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