Communist Foreign Jihadi Theater Kid Zohran Mamdani Loves the Homeless So He Stopped All Police Sweeps of Homeless Encampments During Severe Weather.<br>Now He's Killed 17 Homeless People With His "Caring"

Communist Foreign Jihadi Theater Kid Zohran Mamdani Loves the Homeless So He Stopped All Police Sweeps of Homeless Encampments During Severe Weather.
Now He's Killed 17 Homeless People With His "Caring"

Homeless people want to be homeless. That's the fact. Cities build shelters for them but they don't want to go to the shelters.

During weather emergencies, cops used to force the homeless to go to the shelters. So they wouldn't die.

The communist jihadi foreign theater kid and Gaytard Zohran Mamdani really really loves the homeless, so he forbids the police from rousing them and bringing them to shelters when the overnight temperatures plunge down to ten degrees (less than zero with windchill).

His new policy was, as Actual Justice Warrior put it, to "try to convince them extra-super-hard" to go to the shelters voluntarily.

They didn't agree to go voluntarily. Because they're mentally ill and incapable of caring for themselves and legally incapable of making decisions about their own health and safety.

Now, 17 homeless people that he really really loves are dead. He's killing them with kindness, you see.

Mayor Mamdani said Friday he still will only force homeless New Yorkers off the streets "as a last resort" -- even as his office revealed 13 people have now died outdoors, with even colder temps coming this weekend.
The Democratic socialist continued to insist that city workers will compel homeless people to get indoors only if they pose a danger to themselves or others. He dug in his heels as the real-feel temperature was forecast to dip as low as -1 degree Saturday into Sunday.
Pressed on how city workers will determine if someone is a danger to themselves, Mamdani said numerous factors need to be taken into account before getting someone to shelter, including whether they have enough clothing on.
"There are a number of specific criteria that is used in determining whether one is a danger to themselves or to others," Mamdani told reporters at an unrelated event in Long Island City.
"I think we can find some of this criteria also in how an individual is clothed, whether they are deemed to actually be warm in those settings, as well as their behavior," Hizzoner said.
"And for the New Yorkers who are deemed to be a threat to themselves or to others, there is a process of involuntary confinement which is a last resort," he continued. "However, it has been utilized a number of times whenever city workers have come to that conclusion."
Hours later, his office announced that the outdoor death toll had tragically risen by three since last Saturday, when the Big Apple began getting walloped by unrelenting below-freezing conditions and Winter Storm Fern.
A City Hall spokesperson said in a statement the number of deaths has increased to 13 -- up from the 10 officials reported earlier this week, spanning from Saturday to Tuesday. The mayor's office didn't provide any additional details about the three newly-tallied deaths, and it wasn't known when they had taken place.

The death toll of homeless people frozen to death in the streets has since risen to 17. And NYC is bracing for another arctic blast of cold air this weekend.

Can we get up to 20? Maybe 25?

His new pick for city lawyer actually praised Mamdani for his Socially-Conscious Murders.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani's pick for top Big Apple lawyer on Wednesday praised the administration's "extraordinarily high-level" handling of the current deadly cold snap -- even as the death toll climbed to 17 people.
Testifying before the City Council's Rules Committee for his approval to become the city's corporation counsel, Steve Banks was pressed by Speaker Julie Menin on how he would advise the fashionably-focused mayor during future extreme weather events.
"What I have seen is exactly what should be happening, which is adhering to the state law to evaluate people, bring them inside when the state law permits people to be brought inside, continually to engage people," said Banks, who served as the former Department of Social Services commissioner under Mayor Bill de Blasio.
He added that the city is "redoubling efforts, 24/7, to engage people and bring them inside" with temperatures set to dip below freezing for the umpteenth day this winter.
Banks, however, rejected a broad removal policy when Menin asked if the city could relocate people "in the interest of health and safety" during extreme cold, particularly those with serious mental illness.
"I think the state law doesn't permit that kind of blanket approach. It requires an individualized evaluation, and that is exactly what I see being implemented right now," Banks said.
"That requires nursing evaluations, that requires clinical evaluations. And that's what I see is going on right now at, quite frankly, an extraordinarily high level."

BREAKING - Shocking footage out of Zohran Mamdani’s New York City, captured by NY Scoop, is going viral, showing homeless people sitting over manholes for warmth as snow and garbage line the streets, while 16 people have already died from the cold pic.twitter.com/JiVYTlK2IH
— Right Angle News Network (@Rightanglenews) February 3, 2026

On 12/05/25, I begged then Mayor-elect Mamdani not to reverse our policy that kept homeless New Yorkers from freezing outdoors in makeshift encampments.

He didn’t listen.

Ten New Yorkers are now dead.@NYCMayor, Reinstate the policy now. Every day of delay risks more lives. pic.twitter.com/3sZbpQyctQ
— Eric Adams (@ericadamsfornyc) January 30, 2026

That press conference held by Mayor Zohran Mamdani was a disaster and showed a mayor unprepared to lead in a crisis. Ten homeless New Yorkers died during extreme cold, and the administration failed to act with urgency. By prioritizing encampment policies over emergency… pic.twitter.com/abNf9hhM8t
— Lattina Brown, MPA 🇯🇲🇺🇸 (@LattinaBrown) January 30, 2026

Actual Justice Warrior calls Mamdani's policy "homicidal empathy."

Posted by: Ace at 02:47 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 05, 2026 02:48 PM (LdBR/)

2 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 05, 2026 02:48 PM (SRRAx)

3 I'll go nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at February 05, 2026 02:48 PM (LdBR/)

4 The Warmth Of Collectivism!

Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 05, 2026 02:49 PM (vpMYb)

5 Elections have consequences. Especially bad choices cost lives.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2026 02:49 PM (zjgNU)

6 They could have used the warmth of collectivism. Or just regular warmth.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:50 PM (AveBv)

7 Ah, but comrade, one day, the revolution~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2026 02:50 PM (diia5)

8 Combine this with a ton of police resignations when Mamdani took office. Combine it with the usual leftist reporting tricks in crime and what do you get?

NYC proudly announcing that crime is down in January.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2026 02:50 PM (PYyV9)

9 "He's killing them with kindness, you see."

Hey, it works!

Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 02:50 PM (uvB+6)

10 Mamdani has done more to lower the homelessness rates in New York than Gavin Newsom has done with 24 billion dollars.

Posted by: huerfano at February 05, 2026 02:50 PM (98kQX)

11 Mayor Zohran Mamdani's pick for top Big Apple lawyer on Wednesday praised the administration's "extraordinarily high-level" handling of the current deadly cold snap -- even as the death toll climbed to 17 people.
This is the kind of thing that comes to my mind when I hear people claiming that Trump surrounds himself with yes-men.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (FMtrg)

12 Yeah, but did he deliver on his promise to make World Cup tickets affordable?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

13 Prosecutors in Paris investigating Chinese citizens that sought to capture sensitive French government and military data.
[...]
conducting interception operations from an AirBnB they rented in the Gironde region, near the city of Bordeaux.

Posted by: 13times at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (dhpBU)

14 Those Trump Ovens don't sound so bad right about now

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (AveBv)

15 Turns out the warmth of collectivism is adjacent to the cold shivering death of communism.

Posted by: ballistic at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (+94UU)

16 We need more Democrats in office like this.

Make sure you vote in the midterms, so the end of our country is hastened.

/sarc

Posted by: That Guy at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (IJqrQ)

17 Of course, if some right-winger had control, they might have taken away these homeless people's agency and had them committed for mental health treatment.

Maybe even send them to (GASP!) an asylum.

It's much preferable that they live their lives as crazy as they want and die than that!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (zjgNU)

18 Hey, commies are gonna commie. What was it Stalin said about a million deaths being a statistic.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (i2VYc)

19 Ace, did you miss this??????

https://tinyurl.com/5fwr3z22

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (3GdZZ)

20 So the warm embrace of socialism didn't save them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (jc0TO)

21 I'm still waiting for some Sharia patrol to hit Broadway and for Mamdani to side with them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

22 Don't worry about those dead homeless. They'll still be able to vote.

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)

23 Mamdani Ice has already killed 8 times as many as Trump Ice

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (AveBv)

24 ....

ok. I'm just going to say it.

....

Am I the only one thinking this is the first decent thing this little bastard has done?

Am I the only one thinking the burden on the city to chisel their dead ass off the sidewalk is dwarfed by the burden of letting them shit up the city eternally like it's some kind of public service?

...

I'll take my flaming, now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (JwNbV)

25 Looks like the office has already aged Mamdani quite a bit.

Not so easy running a city, now is it, chumpy?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (SRRAx)

26 Homeless people want to be homeless. That's the fact. Cities build shelters for them but they don't want to go to the shelters.

I worked downtown with a lot of homeless in a small city and here's my experience: most homeless don't want a home. Some do but simply cannot handle it or keep a home. Some few do and get out of being homeless within a few months because of all the resources and aid available to someone sane and trying to help their situation.

Nearly every single homeless person I encountered and still do, are one or a combination of insane, addicts, drunks, or pathologically loners. Most are several of these.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (PYyV9)

27 Speaking of doctors, engineers, and scientists we need to import:

@BensonNewsHub 52m
WATCH: Moment hydrogen-filled party balloons exploded inside elevator in Mumbai, India; 2 injured

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (diia5)

28 You know what's warmer than collectivism? A steam grate.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (jc0TO)

29 And his biggest fan, Hochul who is quickly becoming Mao in a wig, is way ahead in the governor’s race. NY delenda est.

Posted by: That Guy at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (IJqrQ)

30 Vagrancy was handled with batons back in the day.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (Hpgos)

31 I am guessing I am evil for being ok with this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

32 I mean.... That's one way to fix the homelessnes crisis, I guess. He'll have commercials out during his reelection campaign touting the fact there is no homelessnes issue in NYC anymore.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (ebG8M)

33 21 I'm still waiting for some Sharia patrol to hit Broadway and for Mamdani to side with them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

How do you say "recall election" in Arabic, anyway?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (JwNbV)

34 2 deaths is a tragedy. 17 is a statistic.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (AveBv)

35 Only thing to do is to let them back into the subways.

Maybe that was his goal -- back to the 70s where you could not walk through the stations due to the filth of the homeless (Thanks Koch!)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 02:54 PM (bwRbr)

36 >> Homeless people want to be homeless.

Maybe. But I don’t think they planned on being a popsicle.

Posted by: That Guy at February 05, 2026 02:54 PM (IJqrQ)

37 27 Speaking of doctors, engineers, and scientists we need to import:

@BensonNewsHub 52m
WATCH: Moment hydrogen-filled party balloons exploded inside elevator in Mumbai, India; 2 injured
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (diia5)

Oh, the humanity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 02:54 PM (JwNbV)

38 Mayor Mamdani said Friday he still will only force homeless New Yorkers off the streets "as a last resort"

With a front-end loader.

Posted by: The Soylent Corporation at February 05, 2026 02:54 PM (+qfnT)

39 He's killed more people than ICE has. Where's the outrage?

Posted by: Dave's not here at February 05, 2026 02:54 PM (kp5iD)

40 They didn't agree to go voluntarily. Because they're mentally ill and incapable of caring for themselves and legally incapable of making decisions about their own health and safety.

Well, that and shelters tend to insist that the place not be used as a drug den or criminal hangout.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2026 02:54 PM (yEo1J)

41 You know what's warmer than collectivism?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (jc0TO)

Whoopi's cooter is warmer than collectivism.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:55 PM (AveBv)

42 "Am I the only one thinking this is the first decent thing this little bastard has done? Warai-otoko"

Nope. My first thought when I read the headline.

Posted by: Zek at February 05, 2026 02:55 PM (5FPX4)

43 We all need more government oversight. It's cold out, but I need to go out for more wood. What government official should I call to tell me what to do?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 05, 2026 02:55 PM (vbXSk)

44 Well, if your dead, you're no longer cold!!

Take that DrUmPHNAzis!!!!

Posted by: Derp Thots from the LEft at February 05, 2026 02:55 PM (sAmhv)

45 How do you say "recall election" in Arabic, anyway?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 02:53 PM (JwNbV)

Barack Obama

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:55 PM (AveBv)

46 Maybe. But I don’t think they planned on being a popsicle.
---------------
Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 02:55 PM (Hpgos)

47 !7 homeless, that's like 150 votes, more or less. He's losing his constituency.

Posted by: kraki at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (cG6Xc)

48 Actual Justice Warrior calls Mamdani's policy "homicidal empathy."

I like AJW's analysis. I don't watch him because he takes 25 minutes to explain 5 minutes of content.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (JCZqz)

49 Whoopi's cooter is warmer than collectivism.
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:55 PM (AveBv)

Drier too.

Posted by: Ted Danson at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

50
"Communist Foreign Jihadi Theater Kid'

LOL. Multiple adjective ace is some of the best ace.

All it needs is a "get this."

Posted by: Person who likes Get This at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (b0pva)

51 He's killed more people than ICE has. Where's the outrage?

Posted by: Dave's not here at February 05, 2026 02:54 PM (kp5iD)
-

Actually, when you think about it, the NYC homeless were also killed by ice.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (3GdZZ)

52 What are all these fences doing around here? Things would be so much better without all these fences. I bet white males set them up. Tear them all down!

Posted by: Warmth of Socialism at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (Dv3i1)

53 I do love that Adams creep anklebiting this little turd every chance he gets.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (JwNbV)

54 It’s a tragedy that the homeless guy, with 17 prior felonies who was released every time by a judge, and who really needed to be institutionalized, but that would violate his rights, froze to death because the mayor gave him a blanket with his crest on it, rather than a warm bed that represented tyranny.

Posted by: That Guy at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (IJqrQ)

55 You know, the weather people are constantly telling us to bring in our pets when the temperature dips below freezing.

Guess Mamdani doesn't like his "pets" as much as he claims.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (SRRAx)

56 But wait! I have other platitudes and facial expressions!

Posted by: Caliph Al-Mamdani at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (5FPX4)

57 the fashionably-focused mayor

Do we have any evidence this is actually true?

Does he support the 'ette consensus that Bad Bunny should wear an A-line dress for his Super Bowl performance?

Can he name even three of the 'ettes' preferred fashion colors?

Personally, I suspect this is disinformation at best, and gaslighting at the worst.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (0sNs1)

58 Actual Justice Warrior calls Mamdani's policy "homicidal empathy."

Posted by: Ace at 02:47 PM

That's good. I feel like it doesn't capture the left though.

It's not that they WANT people to die. (Well, at least not the objects of their "empathy.") It's that they don't really care.

It's false empathy. Sociopathic empathy? Narcissistic Empathy? Selfish Empathy? Performative Empathy?

I'm not great at coining terms, but the left doesn't actually care about the people they "help". They care that they look like good people. They care that they stay convinced in their own mind that everything they do is good and just.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (zjgNU)

59 @BensonNewsHub 52m
WATCH: Moment hydrogen-filled party balloons exploded inside elevator in Mumbai, India; 2 injured

Do not worry., Sahib! After an energetic intermediate phase, it will simply turn to water.

Posted by: Tech Support at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (+qfnT)

60 As l posted earlier, I'm 90m north of NYC and it's going down to to at least -5 Sat and Sun nights and then only up a little for the rest of the coming week. There will be a lot more dead. The homeless crisis is being solved, tovarich

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (Hhsnh)

61 That's one way to reduce the problem of homelessness in NYC...

Posted by: Ken at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (GXPss)

62
Under Mayor Muh-Muh-Muh-Muh-Muh-Muh-Mah-My-Mamdoni, seventeen lucky denizens of New York City found out that their Last Resort was somewhere on the street!

You get a Last Resort! And you get a Last Resort! And you get a Last Resort! And ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (xG4kz)

63 Actually, when you think about it, the NYC homeless were also killed by ice.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (3GdZZ)

*goldclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

64 "Homeless people want to be homeless."

Christ said 'the poor will always be with you.' I wish there was a humane solution; don't see one.

In our old pop culture, hobos were often regarded as colorful and nonthreatening characters. Today, nobody wants to be around homeless. Except librarians; homeless welcomed there.

"Nearly every single homeless person I encountered and still do, are one or a combination of insane, addicts, drunks, or pathologically loners. Most are several of these."

Yes.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 02:58 PM (N8ZBc)

65 Is this the "warm embrace of collectivism" that I've heard so much about? I guess it's one way of not wasting resources.

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 05, 2026 02:58 PM (4+9R1)

66 On the plus side, we've got seventeen less New Yorkers. A positive, if modest, start.
Posted by: Nope

You've got even fewer empathy than I.

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 02:58 PM (77rzZ)

67 No one dies from exposure on stolen land!

Posted by: Billie Eilish, Fat Ass at February 05, 2026 02:58 PM (hXJe5)

68 You don't become homeless because you've run out of money.
You become homeless because you've run out of relationships.

Posted by: Or so I've been told at February 05, 2026 02:58 PM (b0pva)

69 Whoopi's cooter is warmer than collectivism.
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:55 PM

And you would know this ... how?

On second thought, I don't want to know how.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 05, 2026 02:58 PM (0sNs1)

70
What is it with governing persons in New York and their fetish for killing people by diktat and policy?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (xG4kz)

71 17 huh? During Covid I called that mid-morning on a Tuesday.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (uwatD)

72 We care about the homeless now? Let'em freeze, less to attack you on your way to work.

Posted by: Simon Legree at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (RqMDa)

73 Frozhan Mamdani

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (AveBv)

74 Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.
Posted by: pudinhead

That's what I've heard, too. Basically, you just fall asleep and never wake up.

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

75 He's killed more people than ICE has. Where's the outrage?
Posted by: Dave's not here at February 05, 2026 02:54 PM

Have the celebs ordered pins yet for the next bi-monthly award show?

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ewjUl)

76 Is there a word for that pretentious and preening vocal inflectiopn thing he does with his voice? It's like listening to an adolescent Dudley Doright or a cut-rate Obama.

Posted by: Zek at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (5FPX4)

77 Actually, when you think about it, the NYC homeless were also killed by ice.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 05, 2026 02:56 PM (3GdZZ)

Ah, dark humor.

It's like food- not everyone gets it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)

78 Whem i was a kid I used to dissolve foil in HCl in a pop bottle, fill balloons with hydrogen, then tape them to a yardstick and touch them off.

BOOM!

Cool AF.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:00 PM (BI5O2)

79 Hey, this is what NY voted for, they could have kept Adam’s, who while a democratic, is not a lunatic.

But nope, they wanted socialism, so socialism they will get good and hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2026 03:00 PM (4nN12)

80 Was that blanket thing for real, or just a fake meme?

Because if real, the little fag deserves props for the self-own.

"People freezing to death in the streets. Courtesy of Mayor Mamdani."

Chef's kiss, asshole. Well done.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:00 PM (JwNbV)

81 Do not worry., Sahib! After an energetic intermediate phase, it will simply turn to water.
Posted by: Tech Support at February 05, 2026 02:57 PM (+qfnT)

Please to reboot and thank you for calling!

Posted by: Kevin from Bangalore at February 05, 2026 03:00 PM (jmgM/)

82 Frozhan Mamdani
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM

That's a Ben&Jerry flavor, right?

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:00 PM (jc0TO)

83 Ah, dark humor.

It's like food- not everyone gets it.
Posted by: Stalin at February 05, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)

Forgot the correct sock. It should make even more sense now.

Posted by: Stalin at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (zjgNU)

84 Oh look, Muffy. There seems to be a frozen homeless person on the park bench. What a terrible use of public space.

-Typical Upper East Sider

Posted by: That Guy at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (IJqrQ)

85 Hey, commies are gonna commie. What was it Stalin said about a million deaths being a statistic.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 05, 2026 02:51 PM (i2VYc)
===

Stalin's trains transported political prisoners, with nothing but the clothes on their backs, to Siberia in the dead of winter. The trains would stop in the middle of the taiga and the prisoners would be rousted out of the cars. The doors would close, the guards would re-embark, and the train with empty cars would tootle off into the dark.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

86 Give them all a snow shovels and make them shovel out cars.

A man of the people.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (TOSLe)

87 So running a city of 8M people isn't a good place for on-the-job training? Who knew?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (Riz8t)

88 Actual Justice Warrior calls Mamdani's policy "homicidal empathy."

But they like homicide. See any of their policies.

Posted by: t-bird at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (HsXHq)

89 75 Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.
Posted by: pudinhead

That's what I've heard, too. Basically, you just fall asleep and never wake up.
Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

It's the "getting to that state" that is incredibly painful...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (tOcjL)

90 What's the average number of homeless people who die during a cold winter in NYC?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (ESVrU)

91 Yeah we didn't see so many psycho vagrants back in the day. Worse drugs now, I guess, and probably people starting younger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (BI5O2)

92 Have the celebs ordered pins yet for the next bi-monthly award show?
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (ewjUl)

Instead of the bloodied hands ones the ghouls wore last year, maybe they could be frozen hands this time?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (zjgNU)

93 "...hobos were often regarded as colorful and nonthreatening characters."

RIP, Hobo Shoestring.

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q8P2yVo5P28

Posted by: He was a great guy at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (b0pva)

94 Mamdami? Ritzo Rattzo is going to FLA with the midnight cowboy. Rats uptown and bedbugs downtown. NEW YHORK NEWWW YORKKK. i'll be here all week. Dank you.

Posted by: kingsman at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (ehY6c)

95 77 Is there a word for that pretentious and preening vocal inflectiopn thing he does with his voice? It's like listening to an adolescent Dudley Doright or a cut-rate Obama.
Posted by: Zek at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM (5FPX4)
------
Up-talking

also

Being a faggot

Posted by: ballistic at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (+94UU)

96 "Whem i was a kid I used to dissolve foil in HCl in a pop bottle, fill balloons with hydrogen, then tape them to a yardstick and touch them off."

Me too! I used NaOH instead of HCl.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (N8ZBc)

97 And just like that, expensive, govt-funded homeless shelters are not cool anymore.

*snap*

Posted by: Random PJ at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (+jscL)

98 And YOU get a potato and YOU get a potato....

Posted by: Opran Mamdani at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (5FPX4)

99 Them is rookie numbers. Now, if he can get a Chinese bio lab or two to open a wet market for homeless then maybe he can beat COVID numbers.

Posted by: epador at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (oMOW7)

100 Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.
Posted by: pudinhead

That's what I've heard, too. Basically, you just fall asleep and never wake up.
Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 02:59 PM

I guess that part comes after the teeth chattering and violent shivering.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (jc0TO)

101 For those of you keeping score at home.

ICE 2

Mamdani 17

Posted by: That Guy at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (IJqrQ)

102
Homicidal indifference masquerading as insincere empathy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (xG4kz)

103 Speaking of doctors, engineers, and scientists we need to import:

@BensonNewsHub 52m
WATCH: Moment hydrogen-filled party balloons exploded inside elevator in Mumbai, India; 2 injured

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2026 02:52 PM (diia5)
-

Hold my beer:

https://tinyurl.com/yhhfdnkz

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 05, 2026 03:03 PM (3GdZZ)

104 Damn. Smelling supper cooking in the crock pot has me eating all day. And I'm stuck in the house with it.

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 03:04 PM (77rzZ)

105 Stalin's trains transported political prisoners, with nothing but the clothes on their backs, to Siberia in the dead of winter. The trains would stop in the middle of the taiga and the prisoners would be rousted out of the cars. The doors would close, the guards would re-embark, and the train with empty cars would tootle off into the dark.
Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2026 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

I don't know if this would work in America. Faced with certain death, I'm taking the gun and clothes from the guards or dying trying.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2026 03:04 PM (zjgNU)

106 This surprises nobody, least of all Mamdani.

Posted by: Part-time Thinker at February 05, 2026 03:04 PM (24ME/)

107 Hold my beer:

https://tinyurl.com/yhhfdnkz
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 05, 2026 03:03 PM (3GdZZ)

Must have that ot was full of khat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:04 PM (BI5O2)

108 @96 It's even worse than uptalking. Its like he's hollowing out his upper vocal cords. Like the Dudly Doright thing. Or preparing to swallow a giant schlong.

Posted by: Zek at February 05, 2026 03:04 PM (5FPX4)

109 Hmm....

There's probably lots of bums in NYC. A decent sized village worth of bums.

Shame if they were to all get together and start fucking with the city now in some kind of ether-fueled hobo solidarity movement.

Real shame.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:04 PM (JwNbV)

110 In Zoran Mugabe's defense, this last storm was worse than 9/11 and the War of the Worlds combined.

Posted by: Everything Is Great in NYC! at February 05, 2026 03:05 PM (qUkBO)

111 This is no different than the "compassion" of assisted suicide. The commies know how to clear bad debt off the books.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 05, 2026 03:05 PM (DJAE9)

112 "Whem i was a kid I used to dissolve foil in HCl in a pop bottle, fill balloons with hydrogen, then tape them to a yardstick and touch them off."

I'd collect it in test tubes and light it. If you get the air/H mix right, you can choose a pop, or a slower burn that makes a slide-whistle noise.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:05 PM (N8ZBc)

113 I guess they're not doing the electrolysis demonstrations in middle school anymore.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2026 03:05 PM (diia5)

114 BO had that whistle when he talked.

And they had him on talking 24/7/365.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 05, 2026 03:05 PM (DgMqy)

115 Did anyone do any posters of the guy burning the woman up on the train with the caption, "The Warmth of Collectivism"?

Someone who can do photoshop get on that.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:05 PM (AveBv)

116 How about how he was handing out bright red blankets with:
COURTESY of MAYOR ZORAN MAMDANI

See? He cares.

LOL, you know he paid for that with NYC funds, not his own.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2026 03:05 PM (HXT0k)

117
Hobo jerky makers should avoid NYC streetkill as you have no idea how fresh they were.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2026 03:05 PM (xG4kz)

118 I don’t lose sleep over homeless people freezing to death. They have options. And they get offers of shelter. They don’t want help. They want to get high.

And quit giving them narcan.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (W2Pud)

119 1. 17 people die from cold
2. Mandami touts reduced homeless numbers
3. ????
4. Re-election!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (2WIwB)

120 Communism can't exist without slavery, starvation, and mass murder. It's baked into the cake.

As others have noted, MummyDummy is a piker in that regard.

These effete soibois can't even run a communist purge correctly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (IG3/x)

121 If we had just stayed in the Paris Climate Accords, none of this weather would have happened.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (jmgM/)

122 Me too! I used NaOH instead of HCl.
Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:02 PM (N8ZBc)

I mixed lye and HCl once.

Once.

I thankfully wasn't maimed but it was a close run thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (BI5O2)

123 These people will tell you they were killed by capitalism.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (wGerL)

124 This guy's face and smile is so...smarmy. Certainly one of the more punchable.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (qBdHI)

125 In Zoran Mugabe's defense, this last storm was worse than 9/11 and the War of the Worlds combined.
Posted by: Everything Is Great in NYC

Coming in just behind Net Neutrality.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (MGB5H)

126 Well, he's a communist. Are we sure the elimination of a few "undesirables" wasn't his intention all along? I mean, it wouldn't be out of character....

Posted by: JTwig at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (KQPbe)

127 Hobo jerky makers should avoid NYC streetkill as you have no idea how fresh they were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Only a trained expert like Ace can do that.

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

128 >>>Cities build shelters for them but they don't want to go to the shelters.

The reason they don't want the shelters are because the shelters have rules. Like you can't just hang out and shoot heroin or get drunk off your ass. They would rather freeze to death than follow the shelter's rules, or anyone's rules for that matter.

Posted by: No Name Today at February 05, 2026 03:07 PM (8mulE)

129 Something something...DECREASE THE SURPLUS POPULATION OF THE EARTH...

Posted by: Ebeneezer Mamdani at February 05, 2026 03:07 PM (6Mw3v)

130 Before the storm, all the women's were wetting their panties because he was giving a press conference.

"See how he treats us as adults?" they gushed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2026 03:07 PM (HXT0k)

131 >>That's what I've heard, too. Basically, you just fall asleep and never wake up.

Yeah, once you get past that violent and uncontrollable shivering stage, it's a breeze.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 05, 2026 03:07 PM (Y1sOo)

132 Looking like my Mamdani Slogan was particularly prescient.

Mamdani 2025: "Stay Quiet and You'll Be OK"

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:07 PM (AveBv)

133 Homeless?

/buckles chin strap on tinfoil hat.

The total addressable market for drugs made from human plasma is way north of $30 Billion a year.

Whether contrived or happenstance there is a perverse incentive to maintain said homeless population. Go to the intersection of the fraud in the aid programs and Big Pharma.

Pro Tip: Say hi to Lizzie Warren while you're there!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 05, 2026 03:08 PM (w/O5Q)

134
BO had that whistle when he talked

I also had live rats ambling through his publuc press appearances and NONE of you caught the connection!

-- Stan

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2026 03:08 PM (xG4kz)

135 That's what I've heard, too. Basically, you just fall asleep and never wake up.
---------

Like becoming a communist.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:08 PM (AveBv)

136 Imagine if ICE killed 17 mostly peaceful libtards. Hoo boy!

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at February 05, 2026 03:08 PM (X5FXP)

137 119 I don’t lose sleep over homeless people freezing to death. They have options. And they get offers of shelter. They don’t want help. They want to get high.

And quit giving them narcan.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (W2Pud)

I 100% agree with you on the addicts. They all chose that over sane, rational behavior.

Some of them are actually schizophrenics. Those I feel for. They should be housed in institutions that look out for their welfare, since they are incapable of doing so themselves. But of course, the leftists can't have that. Apparently empathy only goes so far. Can't be spending actual money to help the helpless.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:08 PM (I40wl)

138 Just blame it on rich people, and then go take their money for """shelters,""" Zohran. You know you want to.

If Hochul won't back a tax play, just send your monster babies to riot and intimidate them into voluntarism.

NYC belongs to you - pillage it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:09 PM (BI5O2)

139 125 This guy's face and smile is so...smarmy. Certainly one of the more punchable.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2026 03:06 PM (qBdHI)

He gives me the same ick feeling as Newsom and smarmy is the perfect word for both of them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 05, 2026 03:09 PM (AywZy)

140
Ebeneezer Mamdani

Bravo!

* golf clap *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2026 03:09 PM (xG4kz)

141 Yeah, but did he deliver on his promise to make World Cup tickets affordable?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

With ticket demand being reduced by 17 (and counting) prices are sure to come down.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (uwatD)

142 'I mixed lye and HCl once.
Once.
I thankfully wasn't maimed but it was a close run thing.'

I dumped fuming HNO3 into a beaker of Mg turnings. Never do that!

At my HS, over four years, four students blew themselves up to death playing with stuff. We were all science geeks in the sixties.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (N8ZBc)

143
I'm not great at coining terms, but the left doesn't actually care about the people they "help".

No, they don't. They're just props. And a lot of the policies the Left proposes affects the poor the worst.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (tgvbd)

144 Whether contrived or happenstance there is a perverse incentive to maintain said homeless population. Go to the intersection of the fraud in the aid programs and Big Pharma.

Pro Tip: Say hi to Lizzie Warren while you're there!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 05, 2026 03:08 PM (w/O5Q)

Team McLaren isn't going to the local Burger King to get oil for their cars.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (JwNbV)

145 You said you wanted the homeless “taken care of”, so I took care of them. Whadda you want from me!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (76vRO)

146 I don't know if this would work in America. Faced with certain death, I'm taking the gun and clothes from the guards or dying trying.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2026 03:04 PM (zjgNU)
=======

For a short period of time, the Bolsheviks' preferred means of mass execution was to fill empty barges filled with political prisoners, tow the barges into the White Sea, and sink them.

But barges were expensive, so it was determined to be much more practical to assign the prisoners to forced labor on starvation rations.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

147 It is heartless to leave someone of diminished capacity on the street to die - this is partly why loitering laws came to exist - it gives the police an ability to save someone each evening in winter.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (tOcjL)

148 128 Hobo jerky makers should avoid NYC streetkill as you have no idea how fresh they were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Only a trained expert like Ace can do that.
Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 03:07 PM (77rzZ)

Well, they were in deep freeze, so probably okay....

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (I40wl)

149 They've never given an actual flying fuck about homeless people anyway. They trot them out around election season when running against Republicans, then when they win the position the homeless suddenly just vanish. They view people as mere objects to be used for whatever the goal hapoened to be cast aside as soon as their actual or perceived utility wanes. Standard narcissist behavior.

Posted by: See "narcissistic discard" at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/)

150 Something about killing them softly with warm collectivism? Right? It is what New Yorkers in the city voted for, right?

When the death toll from Mamdani's reign hits 5 figures I'll see if my fuck field has any new growth. I sorta' doubt it...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (jtM2q)

151 65 "Homeless people want to be homeless."

Christ said 'the poor will always be with you.' I wish there was a humane solution; don't see one.

Posted by: gp

--------------------------
Mandatory confinement. Either to mental institution or "poorhouse"

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (bwRbr)

152 He may not force the homeless into camps to prevent them from freezing to death, but you know damn well he will send out the cops to enforce mask mandates when the time comes.

Posted by: dratch at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (mxEar)

153 Communist Muslim. Contradiction in terms. Allah and the State cannot both be God. Luckily neither are.

Social justice murders, that’s what he and his ilk are.

Trump should come out and say let the homeless die of exposure. The cops will be out sweeping the homeless up and dumping them into shelters in a heartbeat with the rent-a-mobs out spontaneously protesting with professionally made signs.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (maQAa)

154 I expected Mamdani to do a Costanza "was it wrong to let the homeless freeze to death? Was that wrong?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (Hhsnh)

155
At least Stalin got some work out of them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (tgvbd)

156 Where my World Cup tickets? The Zimbabwe-Bechuanaland match is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Bronx Is Up, Battery Down at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (oftw2)

157 Still nowhere near as big a failure as Andrew Cuomo, the favorite candidate of every "conservative" blogger.

Cuomo killed thousands.

Posted by: The Obvious, Plain Truth at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (33JYF)

158 "I 100% agree with you on the addicts. They all chose that over sane, rational behavior."

That's pretty much the definition of an addict.

Posted by: pawn at February 05, 2026 03:12 PM (uvB+6)

159 The reason they don't want the shelters are because the shelters have rules. Like you can't just hang out and shoot heroin or get drunk off your ass. They would rather freeze to death than follow the shelter's rules, or anyone's rules for that matter.
Posted by: No Name Today at February 05, 2026 03:07 PM (8mulE)

They also typically can't bring their prize collection of bags and assorted junk with them.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at February 05, 2026 03:12 PM (MZ+PY)

160
"That requires nursing evaluations, that requires clinical evaluations. And that's what I see is going on right now at, quite frankly, an extraordinarily high level."

Tell me that Fed subsidies are counted per individual bum serviced without telling me that Fed subsidies are counted per individual bum serviced.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2026 03:12 PM (y9nCu)

161 Mark my grey box -- They will announce that they are now allowed in subway stations.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (bwRbr)

162 Before it descended into Woke, the WSJ Opinion Page had a column entitled "Homlesness Rediscovery Watch" which would document the media's curious obsession with homelessness only when an R was in the White House.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (jmgM/)

163 Camus called men like this "dandies".

I choose to follow him.

They aren't the rebel. They aren't in revolt against anything but humanity and decency itself. They LARP revolution and ride the public clamor for rebellion into a position of power over them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (JwNbV)

164 >>>BO had that whistle when he talked.

And they had him on talking 24/7/365.

Posted by: Bad Andrew

>That was the most faggy annoying thing about him. I wanted to punch his face.

Being a stupid lying grifter was one thing, but that whistle!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (TOSLe)

165 But barges were expensive, so it was determined to be much more practical to assign the prisoners to forced labor on starvation rations.
Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

Tell me more.

Posted by: Big Mike's lunch program at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (TbWk/)

166 154 65 "Homeless people want to be homeless."

Christ said 'the poor will always be with you.' I wish there was a humane solution; don't see one.

Posted by: gp

--------------------------
Mandatory confinement. Either to mental institution or "poorhouse"
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (bwRbr)

Allow Churches to serve as hypothermia shelters in winter for overnight aid...make it easy for that kind of outreach to occur.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (tOcjL)

167 To quote Rush, The Armies of the Homeless arise any time the Republicans are elected.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:14 PM (jc0TO)

168 Putting on my Cynic Hat, I say:

— Want to thin out the homeless demographic that's ruining most big cities? Allow leftists to get them killed. It's a two-fer -- fewer bums, lefties get the blame. Good.

— Want to minimize the freaks, sickos, future perverts and mentally ill creepazoids coming up in the next generation? Allow leftists to brainwash all the weak-willed young swishy weirdos into going "trans" and then allow leftists to sterilize them with outrageous butchery "surgeries" that under normal circumstances would be illegal. Boom -- all the Future Perverts of America sterilized or dead by suicide, and leftists get the blame again. Another two-fer.

At this point I'm supposed to say "Taking off my cynic hat," but I think I'll leave it on.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2026 03:14 PM (se8lQ)

169 Counterpoint - they ARE New Yorkers.

Posted by: Nope at February 05, 2026 03:12 PM (OPmji)

Oh really. Well counter counter point! Yeah I got nothing

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:14 PM (AveBv)

170 The warmth of collectivism is a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: fd at February 05, 2026 03:14 PM (vFG9F)

171
Yeah the whole "fuck you" to the cops that Mandami's visit to the perp posted by Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey is revealing: L.A., Chicago and N.Y. are actively trying to purge the force and replace them with party goons.

Posted by: Auspex at February 05, 2026 03:14 PM (Y8DZL)

172 Bears hibernate in winter. Apparently NYers hobonate. With predictable results.

Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2026 03:15 PM (NTVPI)

173 I have an idea - outlaw begging, stop giving them any benefits, and outlaw vagrancy.

That used to work. The purpose of a system is what it does.
We have created urban societies that create homeless bums.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:15 PM (bwRbr)

174 You go to London and you got five people croaking from the cold on balmy day in May. And they ain't even homeless!

You wanna be more like Europe? Welcome to More Like Europe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:15 PM (JwNbV)

175 At this point I'm supposed to say "Taking off my cynic hat," but I think I'll leave it on.
Posted by: zombie at February

It gets tiresome putting on and taking off so frequently.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2026 03:15 PM (MGB5H)

176
Can we get up to 20? Maybe 25?

==============

These are not the Grim Milestones we report.

Posted by: MSM at February 05, 2026 03:15 PM (JrWaT)

177 "a combination of insane, addicts, drunks, or pathologically loners"

There's a kind of person who instinctively chooses the scuzziest friends, even when he has some decent folks in his circle. Not just addicts do it. I see sober people do it too. It's a sure path to ruin.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:16 PM (N8ZBc)

178 The absolute worst time to use the Subway in NYC (especially the longer routes) is when the temperatures take a dive. Homeless just descend on the subways and stay there as long as they can without getting kicked out. They have all their possessions with them. And, they take up whole benches to sleep. Standing room only on those days.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2026 03:16 PM (dIske)

179 Wait, we preferred Andy Nipple Bars?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

180 There used to be debtors prisons. I think there need to be communists prisons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2026 03:16 PM (76vRO)

181 L.A., Chicago and N.Y. are actively trying to purge the force and replace them with party goons.
==
Thats what you need to do when you plan on doing what they are doing.

Posted by: Sidekick at February 05, 2026 03:16 PM (6Mw3v)

182 Make the Mayor sleep outside on a bench one night for every death that occurs.

PROBLEM: SOLVED

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 05, 2026 03:16 PM (wtvvX)

183 Allow Churches to serve as hypothermia shelters in winter for overnight aid...make it easy for that kind of outreach to occur.
Posted by: Nova Local

Churches will only do this for cash. We have no "community" that cares for each other. It is all an NGO grift.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:17 PM (bwRbr)

184 To quote Rush, The Armies of the Homeless arise any time the Republicans are elected.

I loved it when Rush would play "I ain't got no home" by Clarence The Frogman Henry for Rush's homeless updates.

Posted by: Bo Snerdley at February 05, 2026 03:17 PM (hXJe5)

185 Guy standing on the manhole will eventually turn into a mancycle if that is steam coming out of it.

Posted by: javems at February 05, 2026 03:17 PM (zFsEm)

186 171 To quote Rush, The Armies of the Homeless arise any time the Republicans are elected.

Is that from A Farewell to Kings?

BaDomPow

Goodnight!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 05, 2026 03:17 PM (DgMqy)

187 So it's a chemistry thread?

Posted by: Just got here at February 05, 2026 03:17 PM (b0pva)

188 There used to be debtors prisons. I think there need to be communists prisons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2026 03:16 PM (76vRO)

Are there no workhouses?

Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2026 03:17 PM (NTVPI)

189 184 There used to be debtors prisons. I think there need to be communists prisons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
---

Dungeons

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (a0V+E)

190 Imagine how many would be dead with the 'California Brylcreem Kid' in charge? An Executive who can't execute. Let's hope he's their frontrunner.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (TOSLe)

191 Tell me more.
Posted by: Big Mike's lunch program at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (TbWk/)
====

No need. Just go to any second-hand bookstore and order the complete collection of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's "Gulag Archipelago". My favorite chapters are the ones he devotes to the Kolyma gold mines.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (rj6Yv)

192 Don't the homeless keep warm by pushing old ladies in front of subway trains?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (wBaIH)

193 "Allow Churches to serve as hypothermia shelters in winter for overnight aid...make it easy for that kind of outreach to occur."

Sounds good to me, but try to convince your local church to take in a homeless person. I tried.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (N8ZBc)

194 and the treadmill did grind.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (jc0TO)

195 In the 60's and 70's in Anchorage, the public drunks would be rounded up once a week and hauled to the prison farm, where they would spend a couple of weeks working the farm, sleeping in cots and eating decent food, and most of all, drying out. They didn't litter the streets with their feces or harass people on the street.

Now, they are everywhere, crapping in public, sleeping in doorways, spreading HIV and other lovely viral infections, and wondering around in the middle of streets blocking traffic. Some go to the public library and have sex on the lovely furniture there. Many more panhandle relentlessly. And about six members of the Anchorage Assembly get rich off funds to eliminate homelessness.

I don't live in Anchorage any more. Guess why.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (I40wl)

196 SteamVentbnb!

Posted by: Kramer and Newman at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (wVcYX)

197 Well at least the busses are free.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (76vRO)

198
Still nowhere near as big a failure as Andrew Cuomo, the favorite candidate of every "conservative" blogger.

Cuomo killed thousands.
Posted by: The Obvious, Plain Truth

Give Zohran a chance -- he's just getting his sea legs and, after all, he is asperational!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (xG4kz)

199 196 Don't the homeless keep warm by pushing old ladies in front of subway trains?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

No, generally they keep warm by building bonfires out of fellow subway passengers.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2026 03:19 PM (se8lQ)

200 All hail Mayor Z, once again showering us with his love and favor, this time by decreasing the surplus population and reducing overcrowding in the outdoor community. Under his brave leadership more street vents and doorways are available than ever before.

Posted by: It's obvious at February 05, 2026 03:19 PM (F/35S)

201 197 "Allow Churches to serve as hypothermia shelters in winter for overnight aid...make it easy for that kind of outreach to occur."

Sounds good to me, but try to convince your local church to take in a homeless person. I tried.
Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (N8ZBc)

The liability is enormous. Only do this if you are willing to sacrifice your building. They will trash it completely.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:19 PM (I40wl)

202 I think this can be handled pretty easy logistically, but any system will be corrupted.

Just arrest and detain (poorhouses) Make it a week or two to keep them off the street and off drugs. Many will hate it so much they will avoid being homeless where they can be caught. Also no benefits for anyone unless they have verified permanent abode. This used to be the way.

Of course, the NGOs will just turn it into a grift like in CA

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:19 PM (bwRbr)

203 >>>>At my HS, over four years, four students blew themselves up to death playing with stuff. We were all science geeks in the sixties.
Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:10 PM (N8ZBc)
*****
Remember the real old school chemistry sets we would get as kids? heh...heh, those were fun.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at February 05, 2026 03:20 PM (snuof)

204
Allow Churches to serve as hypothermia shelters in winter for overnight aid...make it easy for that kind of outreach to occur.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (tOcjL)

You know damned well that they'll do citizenship checks at the front door.

Non-citizen gangbanger with a gallon of ink under his facial skin? Welcome, fellow human being.

Citizen? Fuck off, meat popsicle boy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2026 03:20 PM (y9nCu)

205 Yeah I knew the vagrancy issue was as bad or worse than I thought when media people, through gritted teeth, we're forced to discuss it during Biden's administration. Til then, vagrancy erupted the Wednesday after a Republican was elected, and then vanished the Wednesday after a Democeat won.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:20 PM (BI5O2)

206 178 You go to London and you got five people croaking from the cold on balmy day in May. And they ain't even homeless!
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That piece of metal in the back of the neck is what did it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2026 03:21 PM (a0V+E)

207
"The liability is enormous. Only do this if you are willing to sacrifice your building. They will trash it completely."

Oh, really?

Posted by: Starbucks at February 05, 2026 03:21 PM (b0pva)

208 112 This is no different than the "compassion" of assisted suicide. The commies know how to clear bad debt off the books.
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COVID? Freed up a shit ton of money for illegals.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:21 PM (Hpgos)

209 Some go to the public library and have sex on the lovely furniture there.

Oh My!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, closeted homosexual at February 05, 2026 03:21 PM (hXJe5)

210 To quote Rush, The Armies of the Homeless arise any time the Republicans are elected.
____

Sprawling on the fringes of the city?

Posted by: Subdivisions at February 05, 2026 03:21 PM (Dv3i1)

211 Know who else didn't live in Anchorage?

Posted by: Shifty eyes at February 05, 2026 03:21 PM (b0pva)

212 combination of insane, addicts, drunks, or pathologically loners"

Bro, that's like 90% of the AoSHQ commentariat. You want ace to have a livelihood do you not?

Posted by: Careful with that brush at February 05, 2026 03:22 PM (TbWk/)

213 At my HS, over four years, four students blew themselves up to death playing with stuff. We were all science geeks in the sixties.
Posted by: gp

We had an explosion in chemistry class when I was a freshman in high school. The kid at ground zero didn't die, just got a cut-up arm.

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

214 Guess by “warmth of collectivism “ he meant burning in H$LL

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2026 03:22 PM (Hkcdp)

215 At least the frozen, dead, homeless people are no longer trespassing on "stolen land."

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2026 03:22 PM (qBdHI)

216 My HS chem lab had a chunk of sodium the size of a softball.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (jc0TO)

217 I have to admit that I don’t care about any blue city except to prevent them from getting my tax dollars to waste on their commie programs or to bail them out when their programs fail.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (cwGMH)

218 "Remember the real old school chemistry sets we would get as kids? heh...heh, those were fun."

I'm 71, and I STILL want a Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory!

The HS labs all had giant stockpiles of reagents the kids could steal. Now I guess they do chemistry lab with tiny bits of reagent and dot reaction trays, if at all.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (N8ZBc)

219 Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (I40wl)

How's the weather up there today?

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

220 >>>Now, 17 homeless people that he really really loves are dead.

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: Max Power at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (SwyyQ)

221 He's got that killer smile down pat.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

222 I could see churches getting together to put up vagrants in some kind of warehouse or something.

But I don't want psychotic crackheads shitting in the pews and burning down the sanctuary, TYVM. It's a nice synagogue, and vagrants destroy any structure you put them in, unless you have them constantly under guard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (BI5O2)

223 I wish Ace read his own blog!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (n9ltV)

224 Don't plow the streets, don't collect garbage, let the homelss freeze to death (standing on manhole covers). Spring thaw should be interesting in NYC...

Posted by: pahound at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (eyOo6)

225 Mamdani?
More like Madman.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (eM6xt)

226 >>Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.

Similar thing is said about drowning. Wouldn't recommend it though.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (viF8m)

227 When is Mamdani going to propose a rickshaw ride-share program for the homeless?

They can keep warm while pulling fares and earn living!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (aUIT1)

228 The liability is enormous. Only do this if you are willing to sacrifice your building. They will trash it completely.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:19 PM (I40wl)

It ain't Tiny Tim and Bob Cratchet coming to crash in the basement for a night.

These are the people lighting women on fire or stabbing them in the neck on subway cars. They're the ones rawdogging each other over a park bench in broad daylight in exchange for the only sharp needle left on the block until the city restocks them. They're the ones taking a shit in the middle of the sidewalk and wiping their ass on the nearest car door handle.

They're not homeless because they're poor and disadvantaged and could just use a break. They're homeless because they're fucking feral. They're nuts.

Tranq 'em, round 'em up, and let the damned ASPCA handle them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:25 PM (JwNbV)

229 Don't plow the streets, don't collect garbage, let the homelss freeze to death (standing on manhole covers). Spring thaw should be interesting in NYC...
Posted by: pahound at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (eyOo6)

Soylent Greenish

Posted by: Recycle. Reuse. Repeat. at February 05, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

230 Remember, these conditions exist because
(a) gov profits from voters
(b) gov profits from taxbase of federal benefits recipients
(c) all real industry already left, so no downside to making city unlivable to productive class workers.
(d) mixed bag for retail,etc. since more people, but lower class
(f) Great value for social service workers, gov. workers, legal workers, etc. with so many clients.

The key right there is the benefits they receive -- remove the benefits and the un-productive classes dry up and blow away. Cities will be desolate, but then they can start rebuilding.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:25 PM (bwRbr)

231 He’s solving his homeless problem the way any good Stalinist does.

Posted by: OnPoint at February 05, 2026 03:25 PM (RK/h9)

232 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 03:25 PM (Ia/+0)

233 In the old Dashiell Hammett "Continental Op" stories from the 1920s, various down-and-outer characters were always being picked up by the police and jailed for "Vag" -- 1920s slang for "Vagrancy."

What always bothered me is that I never knew how "Vag" was supposed to be pronounced -- and I still don't:

-- Pronounced just as it looks, "vag," to rhyme with "bag" or "rag"?

-- Pronounced as a shortened version of "Vagrancy," i.e. like "Vague," rhyming with "Haig"?

-- Pronounced like it would be in 2026, with a soft "g," like the first syllable of "vagina," i..e "vaj"?

Or...? What do you think?

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2026 03:25 PM (se8lQ)

234 So, let us praise the gods of war with joy and jubilation,
Who favor foolish mankind for they prune the population.
And let us thank the hungry guns forever belching Doom,
Who slaughter bloodily our sons to give us elbow room.

Posted by: Robert W. Service at February 05, 2026 03:25 PM (oftw2)

235 When is Mamdani going to propose a rickshaw ride-share program for the homeless?

They can keep warm while pulling fares and earn living!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (aUIT1)

Don't feed them Beef-A-Roni.

Posted by: Kramer at February 05, 2026 03:26 PM (wVcYX)

236 combination of insane, addicts, drunks, or pathologically loners"

Bro, that's like 90% of the AoSHQ commentariat. You want ace to have a livelihood do you not?
Posted by: Careful with that brush at February 05, 2026 03:22 PM (TbWk/)

Hey, the percentages are very different.

Homeless: 75%, 45%, 99%, 20%

AoSHQ: 100%, 3%, 75%, 99%

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 05, 2026 03:26 PM (zjgNU)

237 231 >>Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.

Similar thing is said about drowning. Wouldn't recommend it though.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (viF8m)

Same for suicide. Though it brings on many changes.

Posted by: That awful M*A*S*H song at February 05, 2026 03:26 PM (TbWk/)

238 >>Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.

Similar thing is said about drowning. Wouldn't recommend it though.

--

Death by drowning sounds absolutely, positively horrifying. I think I'd rather freeze to death.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2026 03:26 PM (qBdHI)

239
*snaps fingers*

I got it! We'll legalize drugs!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 03:27 PM (tgvbd)

240 What do you think?

Prometheus.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 05, 2026 03:27 PM (Kt19C)

241
At my HS, over four years, four students blew themselves up to death playing with stuff. We were all science geeks in the sixties.

My junior high science teacher looked like he worked at NASA on the Mercury program: crew cut, short sleeve shirt and tie, nerd glasses and a ginormous pocket protector.

On the other hand, he used to take us out into the playground and blow shit up while telling stories about flushing explosives down the toilet in college.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2026 03:27 PM (y9nCu)

242 Death by drowning sounds absolutely, positively horrifying. I think I'd rather freeze to death.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2026 03:26 PM

or both at once.

Posted by: Jack Dawson at February 05, 2026 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

243 241 combination of insane, addicts, drunks, or pathologically loners"

And Nickleback fans...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (jmgM/)

244 Meh. "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs" - Stuff Stalin Said

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (XeU6L)

245 Death by drowning sounds absolutely, positively horrifying. I think I'd rather freeze to death.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2026 03:26 PM

or both at once.
Posted by: Jack Dawson at February 05, 2026 03:27 PM (jc0TO)

I'll never leave you Jack!

Posted by: There was room on that door! at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (TbWk/)

246 Wife asked me last night what I want done with my body after dying. Honest answer, is I really don't care.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Hpgos)

247 How's the weather up there today?
Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (77rzZ)

Weird. It's nearly 40 degrees, although there's still a couple feet of snow on the ground. Slight overcast, but if and when it clears it should go nice and cold again.

They are practicing artillery across the inlet today, so kinda noisy. DH tells me that's the sound of freedom, LOL.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:29 PM (I40wl)

248 I wish Ace read his own blog!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 05, 2026 03:24 PM (n9ltV)

Careful what you wish for.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:29 PM (AveBv)

249 Nothing like going to church in PPE to keep the scabies and residual fentanyl off of you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:29 PM (BI5O2)

250 I think I'd like to die by sex with Sydney Sweeney, personally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 03:29 PM (zZu0s)

251 251 Concur.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:29 PM (N8ZBc)

252 197 "Allow Churches to serve as hypothermia shelters in winter for overnight aid...make it easy for that kind of outreach to occur."

Sounds good to me, but try to convince your local church to take in a homeless person. I tried.
Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:18 PM (N8ZBc)

All Church folks should come to NoVa and see how it's done...it's one thing I'm amazed we do so well here vs everywhere else I've lived. Not sure why other areas can't figure out the public/private partnership of public staying hands off and facilitating the folks to get there and private handling it.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (tOcjL)

253
To Build a Fire

https://tinyurl.com/2xf67y4c

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (tgvbd)

254 >>Death by drowning sounds absolutely, positively horrifying. I think I'd rather freeze to death.

Closest I've ever come to dying. Not including Suzy Rottencrotch sophmore year.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)

255 On the other hand, he used to take us out into the playground and blow shit up while telling stories about flushing explosives down the toilet in college.
----------------
M-80s and Cherry Bombs were the snizz.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (Hpgos)

256 Re: MamDami--

He seems nice ...

Posted by: I don't even know you people at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (h0JFh)

257 Wife asked me last night what I want done with my body after dying. Honest answer, is I really don't care.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Hpgos)

"You could make a hat... or a brooch.... a little pterodactyl..."

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (AveBv)

258 Death by drowning sounds absolutely, positively horrifying. I think I'd rather freeze to death.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 05, 2026 03:26 PM

Stiff as a board!

Posted by: Jack Torrance at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (wVcYX)

259 candidate of every "conservative" blogger.

Cuomo killed thousands.
Posted by: The Obvious, Plain Truth at February 05, 2026 03:11 PM (33JYF)

Didn't some journalist idiot once squee that he was America's boyfriend?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (SDhw8)

260 chunk of sodium the size of a softball.

Saw a guy pitch one of those into the ocean. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 05, 2026 03:31 PM (Kt19C)

261 Wife asked me last night what I want done with my body after dying. Honest answer, is I really don't care.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Hpgos)

Hefty cinch sack. Or served as chili at my memorial service.

Posted by: There's a little piece of him in each of us at February 05, 2026 03:31 PM (TbWk/)

262 "All Church folks should come to NoVa and see how it's done...it's one thing I'm amazed we do so well here vs everywhere else I've lived."

God bless you! Link?

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:31 PM (N8ZBc)

263 Frame by Frame
Death by Drowning

Posted by: Name that tune at February 05, 2026 03:31 PM (jmgM/)

264 Wife asked me last night what I want done with my body after dying. Honest answer, is I really don't care.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Hpgos)

Hefty cinch sack. Or served as chili at my memorial service.
Posted by: There's a little piece of him in each of us at February 05, 2026 03:31 PM

I grok this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:31 PM (jc0TO)

265 Nothing like going to church in PPE to keep the scabies and residual fentanyl off of you.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:29 PM (BI5O2)

and bedbugs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2026 03:32 PM (wVcYX)

266 Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.
-----

"I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do hereby leaveth my bear rifle to whatever finds it, Lord hope it be a white man. It is a good rifle, and kilt the bear that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours truly, Hatchet Jack"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2026 03:32 PM (XeU6L)

267 Cea Weaver, Mamdani's Communist Housing/ Tennant Tszar to comment in 5-4-3-2-1...

"Ummmm, we're going to set up our homeless in wealthy people's brownstones, provided the owners are white. If the owners are non-white, we will be making it optional. The residence owners will, also, provide a daily per diem."

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2026 03:32 PM (dIske)

268 "One may smile and smile and be a villain." -sounds like
Mamdani

Hamlet, Act 3, sc. 5

Maybe someone should have told him that the homeless
were all members of Hamas here to attack Jews and he would have gotten them warm surroundings very quickly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2026 03:32 PM (8Xy/A)

269 255 I think I'd like to die by sex with Sydney Sweeney, personally.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 05, 2026 03:29 PM (zZu0s)

Mmmm. Sydney Sweeney Snu-snu.

Posted by: Beats drowning and freezing by miles at February 05, 2026 03:32 PM (TbWk/)

270 thinking more along the lines of sexual exhaustion.

Sexually Transmitted Scoliosis.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 05, 2026 03:33 PM (Kt19C)

271
chunk of sodium the size of a softball.

Saw a guy pitch one of those into the ocean. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 05, 2026 03:31 PM (Kt19C)

In college, we got one about that size, heavily wrapped it up in paper towels and threw it in the lake on campus one evening. It was spectacular.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 03:33 PM (tgvbd)

272 When Churches do it, they tend to have security and instant contact to the cops if it gets out of hand. They use open gym areas, not Church pews, with access to one set of bathrooms.

It is single gender (all male b/c that tends to be on the street and unwilling to go into gov areas - women are taking elsewhere). And if they get kicked out, cops pick them up for a night in the jail.

All denominations pitch in and take a week and many cross denominations help their local Church. It takes a village and is done every year. So far, while as cold and as populated as any metro, no one has died of the cold this year. Heart attacks shoveling snow - yes.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2026 03:33 PM (tOcjL)

273 236 He’s solving his homeless problem the way any good Stalinist does.
Posted by: OnPoint at February 05, 2026 03:25 PM (RK/h9)

It think it's more like the hard solid core of capitalism.

You have to feed yourself. You have to shelter yourself. You don't? Then you have to rely on charity. And if you make yourself so unimaginably odious to anyone who might help you that they are afraid of even getting near you, let alone trying to help you?

You fucking die. End of story. That's the moral hazard at the center of life.

It's a source of great hilarity that this little commie pipsqueak is the one putting it on full display as if this were a bad thing and we should all think "ohhh noooo evils of capitalism". Screw that. This is the golden understructure of capitalism. This is the Kapitalist Krampus to Marx's Santa Claus. No one is obligated to keep you alive, asshole. No one is obligated to feed or house you. Get your shit together. Or don't. I don't care.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:33 PM (JwNbV)

274 I grew up in a small town. We only had one town drunk. Anytime it got to cold he would just throw a brick thru a window at a store downtown. Warmer in jail.

Our neighbor was the county jailer for a while. He got to where he would just admit the drunk to protect the businesses windows.

Posted by: javems at February 05, 2026 03:33 PM (zFsEm)

275 Dying of cold is supposed to be remarkably painless.

Similar thing is said about drowning. Wouldn't recommend it though.

--

I'll take freezing over burning. When they burned people at the stake, they would sometimes at least hang a bag of gunpowder around the neck.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (XvL8K)

276 In Socialism/Communism everybody is equal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But some are more equal than others ......

Posted by: Jackson K. at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (38587)

277 The lives of mentally ill homeless residents of NYC means the new mayor. gets early pleasure from his actions.

Solving the budget crisis, one no-load person at a time. Wait until he finds out he is killing his most reliable voters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (u82oZ)

278 This is where someone jumps in to remind me that actually Sydney Sweeney is really a Walmart 4

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (AveBv)

279 There is living space for thirteen families! In this one house!

Posted by: Comrade Kaprugina at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (jc0TO)

280 Death by drowning sounds absolutely, positively horrifying. I think I'd rather freeze to death.

I was thinking more along the lines of sexual exhaustion.
Posted by: Nope at February 05, 2026 03:29 PM (OPmji)

It's the only way to go! Get yourself a 25 year old aide!

Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (wVcYX)

281 Cue Anthrax, “Who Cares Wins”

( because “your message was rejected because it looks like spam”. I guess song lyrics are spam now.)

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (O3dBq)

282 Solving the budget crisis, one no-load person at a time. Wait until he finds out he is killing his most reliable voters.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (u82oZ)

2nd most

Posted by: The Dead at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (AveBv)

283 "Death by drowning sounds absolutely, positively horrifying. I think I'd rather freeze to death.

I was thinking more along the lines of sexual exhaustion."

Give me the same anesthesia they gave me for abdominal surgery. Then shoot me NKVD-style. Painless, quick.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (N8ZBc)

284 die by sex with Sydney Sweeney, personally.

Death by bunga bunga.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (Kt19C)

285 I don't think that freezing to death or drowning are in the top ten ways to go.

I'd preferably favor falling off of a cliff onto my head or stroking out in mid-orgasm.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (TOSLe)

286 Read this morning a assailant stabbed a police officer and was shot so Zohan visited the criminal in the hospital.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

287 251 Wife asked me last night what I want done with my body after dying. Honest answer, is I really don't care.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Hpgos)

Okay, here's the deal. My parents did that to us before they died. "We don't care what happens to us." That's great, but they left us with two bodies to deal with. To my knowledge, my sister had them cremated, but where their ashes ended up, I don't know.

There is no place to visit them, no place to pray over, no memorial of any kind.

They got what they wanted, but ignored what others might have preferred. Selfish to the end. Perfectly in character for them, but leaves a bad taste.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:35 PM (I40wl)

288 https://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/ homeless/sites/homeless/files/ Assets/documents/ hypothermia/Hypothermia_Flyer-Dec2025-march2026.pdf

The rotating faith community sites

Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2026 03:35 PM (tOcjL)

289 "chunk of sodium the size of a softball.
Saw a guy pitch one of those into the ocean. Hilarity ensued. "

There's a video online of the US Army dumping tons of surplus Na into a lake.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:35 PM (N8ZBc)

290 270 Wife asked me last night what I want done with my body after dying. Honest answer, is I really don't care.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Hpgos)
_________________________

Personally, I'd go with taxidermy to be used year round as holiday decorations: (Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Arbor day)....You already have clothes that would fit.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2026 03:35 PM (dIske)

291 284 This is where someone jumps in to remind me that actually Sydney Sweeney is really a Walmart 4
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (AveBv)

A gay catty someone most likely.

Posted by: Lithping envy at February 05, 2026 03:36 PM (TbWk/)

292 Around here it rarely gets cold enough to kill. In the nearby city, the cops roust the bums into the forests surrounding the city and live in the wild.

Seems to work, for now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:36 PM (BI5O2)

293 Just wondering, has anything looked for Nancy Guthrie under one of those NYC garbage snowdrifts? Because, you know, you always find things in the last place you look!

Posted by: Aunt Mildred at February 05, 2026 03:36 PM (qUkBO)

294 I don't think that freezing to death or drowning are in the top ten ways to go.

Supposedly death by cold sucks for a bit then you don't care about the cold any longer and go to sleep.

I don't fear dying at all. I fear the last few minutes right before it, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2026 03:36 PM (PYyV9)

295 “You have to feed yourself. You have to shelter yourself. You don't? Then you have to rely on charity. And if you make yourself so unimaginably odious to anyone who might help you that they are afraid of even getting near you, let alone trying to help you?

“You fucking die. End of story. That's the moral hazard at the center of life.”

Especially if you don’t “know people”. That’s the only way to get a job in a society that is cheerfully corrupt.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 03:37 PM (O3dBq)

296 bag of gunpowder around the neck.

Which would make you bleed and dampen the fire a bit.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 05, 2026 03:37 PM (Kt19C)

297 In HS, I read Watson's "The Double Helix". It sparked my interest, so I wrote a proposal for an experiment investigating bacterial amino acid synthesis.

Strangely, the proposal was approved. I collected an E. coli culture from a local university, requested agar media and amino acids and an UV lamp. The stuff dribbled in over the next couple of months, but not in time for the actual experiment (graduation). The funny part was that year's AP test included an essay question on that exact subject. I did very well on that exam.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2026 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)

298 I don't think that freezing to death or drowning are in the top ten ways to go.

I'd preferably favor falling off of a cliff onto my head or stroking out in mid-orgasm.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 03:34 PM (TOSLe)

It happens.

Posted by: Private Judy Benjamin at February 05, 2026 03:37 PM (wVcYX)

299 I have gone swimming for thousands of miles in the surf here in ENC. Once I went swimming in Hurricane swells 14-16 feet. A dozen surfers had boards broken in half that day. I tried to get out past the break 5 times, made it out two. It was great fun swimming up and down in the swells, looking down at the beach. Trouble is, you have to get out eventually. One wave would toss and spin you, sending you to the bottom, I'd see daylight, swim up, and the next one would pound you back down. One one of these agitator downings, I thought how easy it would be to give up. Seemed a very peaceful way to go. My wife and two kids on shore wouldn't have liked it though.

Posted by: Currituck Chuck at February 05, 2026 03:37 PM (oftw2)

300 "There's a video online of the US Army dumping tons of surplus Na into a lake." 107 seconds:

youtube.com/watch?v=HY7mTCMvpEM

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:38 PM (N8ZBc)

301 280 I grew up in a small town. We only had one town drunk. Anytime it got to cold he would just throw a brick thru a window at a store downtown. Warmer in jail.

Our neighbor was the county jailer for a while. He got to where he would just admit the drunk to protect the businesses windows.
Posted by: javems

----

I think Otis just wanted some of Aunt Bea's homemade pie.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:38 PM (bwRbr)

302 The difference between Mamdani and Superman.
Superman has super vision.
Mamdani requires supervision.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2026 03:38 PM (2WIwB)

303 Allow Churches to serve as hypothermia shelters in winter for overnight aid...make it easy for that kind of outreach to occur.
Posted by: Nova Local at February 05, 2026 03:13 PM (tOcjL)

Our pastor won't allow it. The homeless are dirty, they'll stain everything, the smell, they'll steal, etc.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 05, 2026 03:38 PM (N39Ws)

304 So much for the warmth of collectivism.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 03:38 PM (O3dBq)

305 I think I'd like to die quietly in my sleep...while driving mamdani home on the westside highway at 2 am at 90 mph.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2026 03:38 PM (SDhw8)

306 Remember when waterboarding was a thing? I'd rather not be drowned.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 03:38 PM (TOSLe)

307
Wife asked me last night what I want done with my body after dying. Honest answer, is I really don't care.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Hpgos)

We had a soldier die in a diving accident in the Red Sea when I was in Egypt. I was sitting with a couple of captains monitoring radios while we discussed death. Captain Bickford mentioned that if he ever perished, we should just pack him in a box and mail him home.

Being a smartass, and an asshole, I responded "that's fine, as long as you don't end up in the dead letter office".

Pause of about 10 seconds and then we all roared with laughter and almost suffocated. Those two NEVER looked at me the same again...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2026 03:39 PM (y9nCu)

308 Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)

And I guess Zo didn't visit the policeman or did he die? He's really racking up some brownie points with the police./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2026 03:39 PM (8Xy/A)

309 No one ever frames the question as "just how loathsome are this city's bums that the even the churches won't let them in?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:40 PM (JwNbV)

310 Closest I've ever come to dying. Not including Suzy Rottencrotch sophmore year.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)

Is her sister Mary Jane?

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 03:40 PM (O3dBq)

311 270 Wife asked me last night what I want done with my body after dying. Honest answer, is I really don't care.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:28 PM (Hpgos)
_________________________

Personally, I'd go with taxidermy to be used year round as holiday decorations: (Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Arbor day)....You already have clothes that would fit.
Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2026 03:35 PM (dIske)

Prop me up beside the jukebox!
Lord, I want to go to heaven, but I don't want to go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

Posted by: Count de Joe Diffie Monet at February 05, 2026 03:40 PM (wVcYX)

312 Well….i guess this is one way to problem solve.

Posted by: Piper at February 05, 2026 03:40 PM (Wmg4n)

313 Currituck Chuck, you must be a North Carolinian. Got caught in a under tow as a kid. Finally, when I thought I was a goner, my foot found purchase and I was able to launch myself out of the cyclone and breathe. Good times.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:41 PM (Hpgos)

314 Flash Email Traffic: A Classic

Trijicon ACOG Rifle Scope 4x32 Red Chevron Reticle - TA31F

$999.99

https://tinyurl.com/5b7mw9ey

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:41 PM (jc0TO)

315 Now, 17 homeless people that he really really loves are dead. He's killing them with kindness, you see.

He's killing them deliberately to get rid of his homeless problem.

Just like blue state Governors deliberately killed the old and infirm in nursing homes to get rid of their old and infirm problem.

These murders are not accidents. The left kills people on purpose.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 05, 2026 03:41 PM (P5BPp)

316 Sodium and Water go together like Communists and Freedom

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:41 PM (AveBv)

317 Druggies and commies is an Iran/Iraq situation for me.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 05, 2026 03:41 PM (gKWVE)

318 301 “You have to feed yourself. You have to shelter yourself. You don't? Then you have to rely on charity. And if you make yourself so unimaginably odious to anyone who might help you that they are afraid of even getting near you, let alone trying to help you?

“You fucking die. End of story. That's the moral hazard at the center of life.”

Especially if you don’t “know people”. That’s the only way to get a job in a society that is cheerfully corrupt.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 03:37 PM (O3dBq)

And here I think is where a massive welfare state makes society less charitable, not more. The productive are already being taxed through the nose and up the ass to fund the housing, healthcare, and food of an entire dependent class. Why should they pay more to do what is already supposed to be happening? Government intervention crowds out charitable endeavors and influences people's willingness to give to charity. Plus the phenomenal amount of corruption and graft when government inserts itself in private charitable functions.

Posted by: Welfare breeds contempt at February 05, 2026 03:42 PM (TbWk/)

319 298 Around here it rarely gets cold enough to kill. In the nearby city, the cops roust the bums into the forests surrounding the city and live in the wild.

Seems to work, for now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:36 PM (BI5O2)

Our bums build entire encampments in the various woods around Anchorage. They crap in the creeks, harass people on the bike trails, dump trash everywhere, and eventually somebody lights it all on fire and they have to call the FD. Then they move to another site and repeat the procedure.

Disgusting messes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:42 PM (I40wl)

320 >>>He's Killed 17 Homeless People With His "Caring"

He killed them with his love.

Posted by: John Coffey at February 05, 2026 03:42 PM (dK+Kv)

321 260 >>Death by drowning sounds absolutely, positively horrifying. I think I'd rather freeze to death.

Closest I've ever come to dying. Not including Suzy Rottencrotch sophmore year.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)

As I was awake the other night, I counted the number of times I came close to dying instead of counting sheep. More than I thought. I'll have to write them down sometime.

Posted by: javems at February 05, 2026 03:42 PM (zFsEm)

322 I think Otis just wanted some of Aunt Bea's homemade pie.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 05, 2026 03:38 PM (bwRbr)

He wisely avoided her pickles.

Posted by: Deputy Fife at February 05, 2026 03:43 PM (wVcYX)

323 They really are the caricature they paint of us.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:43 PM (AveBv)

324 I'm not sure if this is straight incompetence, a ploy to reduce the homeless, or some kind of "see we need Moar Communism" thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:43 PM (JwNbV)

325 259
To Build a Fire

https://tinyurl.com/2xf67y4c
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That is such an amazing piece of literature. I think CBD recommended it to me a few years ago.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2026 03:43 PM (W2Pud)

326 222 I have to admit that I don’t care about any blue city except to prevent them from getting my tax dollars to waste on their commie programs or to bail them out when their programs fail.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 05, 2026 03:23 PM (cwGMH)

But they can get everyone else’s tax dollars, right?

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 03:43 PM (O3dBq)

327 Since Democrats would force a Republican to resign if he caused 17 homeless to die from hypothermia, then Zo Mamdani must also be forced to resign. He is clearly not up to the task and should resign before he kills more vulnerable New Yorkers.

Posted by: wferrin at February 05, 2026 03:44 PM (HXd99)

328 >>>Around here it rarely gets cold enough to kill.

It has to be a certain temperature?

Posted by: Hillary at February 05, 2026 03:44 PM (dK+Kv)

329 No one ever frames the question as "just how loathsome are this city's bums that the even the churches won't let them in?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-----

As a worker with a local charity that provides housing in sub-freezing temperatures, I can tell you...pretty bad. Alcohol, drugs, disruptive behavior. As difficult as it is, you have to draw a line, for the well-being of the other peope there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2026 03:44 PM (XeU6L)

330 Communists killing people with cold weather - since 1917!

Posted by: Zippyslug at February 05, 2026 03:44 PM (/alno)

331 Plus the phenomenal amount of corruption and graft when government inserts itself in private charitable functions.
Posted by: Welfare breeds contempt at February 05, 2026 03:42 PM (TbWk/)

A welfare state turns "vagrant" into a valid career choice, and there will always be eager ladder-climbers in any career path.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:44 PM (JwNbV)

332
Yeah, mental illness.

Now cover Prince Andrew wanting a threesome with Jeffery Epstien and an under aged girl.

Posted by: Auspex at February 05, 2026 03:44 PM (Y8DZL)

333 Death. It's what communist do. Mao, Stalin, Castro,...

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (Pd07e)

334 319 Currituck Chuck, you must be a North Carolinian. Got caught in a under tow as a kid. Finally, when I thought I was a goner, my foot found purchase and I was able to launch myself out of the cyclone and breathe. Good times.
Posted by: pudinhead

I have saved, or helped save four people in rip currents too exhausted to go on. I toy with them myself and let them pull me out. I always knew how to escape and I can swim for 5+ hours in any case.

Posted by: Currituck Chuck. at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (oftw2)

335 As a worker with a local charity that provides housing in sub-freezing temperatures, I can tell you...pretty bad. Alcohol, drugs, disruptive behavior. As difficult as it is, you have to draw a line, for the well-being of the other peope there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2026 03:44 PM (XeU6L)

Fleas, ticks, lice.

Posted by: You no want flied lice at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (TbWk/)

336 Posted by: Hillary at February 05, 2026 03:44 PM (dK+Kv)

You owe me whatever I just snarfed

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (AveBv)

337 The worst movie death I can think of was in Paths of Glory, where the dude with the head injury was aroused from unconsciousness only to see the firing squad in front of him.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (XvL8K)

338 >>>He's Killed 17 Homeless People With His "Caring"

He killed them with his love.
Posted by: John Coffey at February 05, 2026 03:42 PM (dK+Kv)

Softly, with his song.

Posted by: Roberta Flack at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (wVcYX)

339 Weird. It's nearly 40 degrees

So it's warmer in Alaska then NoVa. Lovely.

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

340 7 Ah, but comrade, one day, the revolution~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2026 02:50 PM (diia5

Come the Revolution, we’ll all be driving Cadillacs!
(H/t, crazy college prof)

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (O3dBq)

341 Disgusting messes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 05, 2026 03:42 PM (I40wl)

You should let your Senator know about this.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 05, 2026 03:45 PM (jmgM/)

342 343 'He died magnificently.'

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:46 PM (N8ZBc)

343 Best tool to save someone in a rip current is a surfboard.

Posted by: Currituck Chuck.. at February 05, 2026 03:46 PM (oftw2)

344 Since Democrats would force a Republican to resign if he caused 17 homeless to die from hypothermia, then Zo Mamdani must also be forced to resign.
---------

You do not understand, this is Trumps fault!

Posted by: The MSM at February 05, 2026 03:46 PM (XeU6L)

345 @Humannoyed_b

Perfect microcosm of how the electorate is being manipulated

Deranged leftist signs a fake petition to bring an illegal immigrant convicted of a sex offense in Maryland back to the U.S. to give him a “second chance.”

https://tinyurl.com/4dv38wja

Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2026 03:46 PM (NpAcC)

346 Tommaso Cioni doesn't sound Spanish. Odd name to be in AZ. He's Nancy Guthrie's son-in-law. He's the last known person to see Nancy. I mean why would anyone want to kidnap an old lady, even if her daughter is on TV. Has Savannah been going after the cartels?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 05, 2026 03:47 PM (a0V+E)

347 I have saved, or helped save four people in rip currents too exhausted to go on. I toy with them myself and let them pull me out. I always knew how to escape and I can swim for 5+ hours in any case.
-------------
Dude, you must be a surfer, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:47 PM (Hpgos)

348 I remember the feminist group in the 70's that was gonna get rid of all the men except for a few "breeders" and they claimed everyone was gonna never have to work and they would live in mansions and throw hot tub parties every night. Commie dummies have quite the imagination.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:47 PM (AveBv)

349 "The worst movie death I can think of was in "

"Katyn" (2007). Twenty thousand worst movie deaths. Recommended.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:47 PM (N8ZBc)

350 grew up in a small town. We only had one town drunk. Anytime it got to cold he would just throw a brick thru a window at a store downtown. Warmer in jail.

Our neighbor was the county jailer for a while. He got to where he would just admit the drunk to protect the businesses windows.

==

His name wasn't Soapy, was it ???

Posted by: runner at February 05, 2026 03:47 PM (g47mK)

351 >>>>Communist Foreign Jihadi Theater Kid Zohran Mamdani Loves the Homeless So He Stopped All Police Sweeps of Homeless Encampments During Severe Weather.
Now He's Killed 17 Homeless People With His "Caring"

Ace, being a Communist means never having to say you're sorry.

Posted by: Mayor Mam at February 05, 2026 03:48 PM (5rh/l)

352 You used to have to be kind of clever to live rough. You couldn't be a stupid bum, that just wasn't an option. Drug addled monsters would just die because someone would kill them and no one would give a damn. Bums had to be operators, they had to learn tricks and knowledge to survive. So they had to be smart enough to know not to fuck with normies beyond the occasional theft or kidnapping. They ain't going to screw with anyone unless there's a buck to be made.

Now, if you're of that mindset, you can get a job damn near anywhere anyway, so why live on the streets? It's only the really mentally defective who live like vagrants, and they survive without any knowledge or skills in living rough because you're not allowed to beat the fuck out of them and kick them out of town anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:49 PM (JwNbV)

353 Mayor Mamdansicle

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:49 PM (AveBv)

354
I still have to get written down what I want when I go. Cremation to save money but interment in a cemetery. low Requiem Mass, TLM, black vestments. If there has to be a homily, it should be on the Four Last Things.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (tgvbd)

355 TJM should get on best / worse moves deaths by directors

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

356 "I remember the feminist group in the 70's that was gonna get rid of all the men except for a few "breeders" and they claimed everyone was gonna never have to work and they would live in mansions and throw hot tub parties every night."

"I Killed Andy Warhol" (1996). Recommended.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (N8ZBc)

357 We should have been suspicious all election season when they kept saying Mamdani was of good humor

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (AveBv)

358 I remember the feminist group in the 70's that was gonna get rid of all the men except for a few "breeders" and they claimed everyone was gonna never have to work and they would live in mansions and throw hot tub parties every night. Commie dummies have quite the imagination.
Posted by: ...
-------
[recollects 'A Boy and His Dog']

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (XeU6L)

359 There are plenty of hobos that commit minor crimes just to get locked up when it's cold. Three hots and a cot.

Sneaky little fucks.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 05, 2026 03:51 PM (TOSLe)

360 Confucius say:
To meet girl in park is good.
But to park meat in girl is better.

Posted by: Confucius Say at February 05, 2026 03:51 PM (2WIwB)

361 355 TJM should get on best / worse moves deaths by directors
---------------
Old Yeller will win.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:51 PM (Hpgos)

362 Only kidding TJM, he is putting up fantastic videos

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 03:51 PM (Ia/+0)

363 We should have been suspicious all election season when they kept saying Mamdani was of good humor
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM

Oo

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:51 PM (jc0TO)

364 @NiohBerg
·
1h
🔴 WASHINGTON DC:

A truck is circling the White House with Trump's own posts about Iran on full display.

He must be reminded that his promise was "Help is on the way", and not to go into negotiations with mass murderers and barbarians.

Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 03:51 PM (ZxPkt)

365 360 Ha!

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:51 PM (N8ZBc)

366 I still have to get written down what I want when I go. Cremation to save money but interment in a cemetery. low Requiem Mass, TLM, black vestments. If there has to be a homily, it should be on the Four Last Things.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at

Told my family cremation, but that they can roll my buddy into the lil gully on the edge of the property for all I care.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2026 03:52 PM (MGB5H)

367 Killing hobos and coddling criminals - its twice the Mandamage!

Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2026 03:52 PM (NTVPI)

368 I dislike cremation intensely. But it seems to be a thing nowadays.

Posted by: Bulg at February 05, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

369 Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2026 03:46 PM (NpAcC)

Not even surprising.

The Tibbetts and Steinle families rushed to the press to support the illegals who *murdered their daughters* because Trump said mean tweets about them.

They'll sign onto anything, no matter how insane it may be, as long as Garbage People are against it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:53 PM (BI5O2)

370 Told my family cremation, but that they can roll my buddy into the lil gully on the edge of the property for all I care.
Posted by: BruceWayne
__________

Body composting is apparently a thing with the greenies.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 05, 2026 03:53 PM (XvL8K)

371 "Cremation to save money"

I'll let the city coroner figure it out. Get a little more back from my property taxes.

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:54 PM (N8ZBc)

372 I still have to get written down what I want when I go. Cremation to save money but interment in a cemetery. low Requiem Mass, TLM, black vestments. If there has to be a homily, it should be on the Four Last Things.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (tgvbd)

I'll leave instructions to keep it short and sweet.
"You didn't even pretend to care while he was alive, now you're performatively pretending to care after he's gone so you can get upvotes on Instagram. He's dead, posers. Get over it. Chili's in the fellowship hall."

Posted by: Brevity is the soul of wit at February 05, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

373 Lattina Brown. Sure.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 05, 2026 03:54 PM (YlWIZ)

374 >>I dislike cremation intensely.

Me too. I'm looking into taxidermy instead.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

375 Bring this up when libs talk about how the government could cure homelessness but doesn't want to.

People facing imminent death could not be coaxed inside.

Because they had no capacity to make this decision.

But yeah, we'll cure homelessness alright.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 05, 2026 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

376 Republicans have been made to resign for having wide stances, using obscure words and being interested in a young girl who he then went on to marry and committed to for 40 years.

Democrats can rape, murder and kill people, no problem.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 05, 2026 03:55 PM (rBLri)

377 364 @NiohBerg
·
1h
🔴 WASHINGTON DC:

A truck is circling the White House with Trump's own posts about Iran on full display.

He must be reminded that his promise was "Help is on the way", and not to go into negotiations with mass murderers and barbarians.
Posted by: Don Black at February 05, 2026 03:51 PM (ZxPkt)

Fucking idiots.

War isn't a god damn video game. You don't just click the "Start War" button when you feel like playing.

If we're on offense, do they really expect the President to time the opening assault based on some retards' feelings and not... fucking literally anything else? Weather? Asset Positioning? Enemy positioning? Intelligence?

I mean, if you do just want another Forever War boondoggle where no one actually expects a victory with minimal casualties, sure, go ahead, bombs away. Fuck it.

I hate people, sometimes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:55 PM (JwNbV)

378 Told my family cremation, but that they can roll my buddy into the lil gully on the edge of the property for all I care.
Posted by: BruceWayne
__________

Body composting is apparently a thing with the greenies.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 05, 2026 03:53 PM

Sky Burial FTW.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 05, 2026 03:55 PM (jc0TO)

379 355 TJM should get on best / worse moves deaths by directors
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

No need to bother with a discussion. Jack Black getting mutilated by an auto-cannon in The Jackal, or Jack Black getting electrocuted on the X-Files.

Though if there's ever a movie where Michael Cera gets eaten alive by a polar bear, that will take the crown.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:56 PM (BI5O2)

380
Dare anyone in NYC propose to house the homeless in mosques during cold weather? Any serious candidate for NYC Mayor must know the names of all the mosques and must visit one per week.

-- Mamdani's Law

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2026 03:56 PM (xG4kz)

381 I'll leave instructions to keep it short and sweet.
"You didn't even pretend to care while he was alive, now you're performatively pretending to care after he's gone so you can get upvotes on Instagram. He's dead, posers. Get over it. Chili's in the fellowship hall."
Posted by: Brevity is the soul of wit at February 05, 2026 03:54 PM (TbWk/)

When I am gone and my time is past
I ask that they bury me upside down
So that my critics can kiss my ass

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 05, 2026 03:56 PM (MGB5H)

382 That's a drop in the bucket for a commie. Just wait until they really want to help you.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 05, 2026 03:56 PM (332aw)

383
Me too. I'm looking into taxidermy instead.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------

As distinct from preservation?

Posted by: Lenin at February 05, 2026 03:57 PM (XeU6L)

384 Dude, you must be a surfer, rite?
Posted by: pudinhead

Only dabbled in surfing. I swim for hours for fun and fitness.

Posted by: Currituck Chuck... at February 05, 2026 03:57 PM (oftw2)

385 nood

Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:57 PM (N8ZBc)

386 They'll sign onto anything, no matter how insane it may be, as long as Garbage People are against it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 05, 2026 03:53 PM (BI5O2)
*****
Sadly, even kids in middle school are being brainwashed to grow up and be just like this old woman.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 05, 2026 03:57 PM (NpAcC)

387 "The worst movie death I can think of was in "

"Katyn" (2007). Twenty thousand worst movie deaths. Recommended.
Posted by: gp at February 05, 2026 03:47 PM (N8ZBc)
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The Poles routed the Soviets at the very gates of Warsaw in 1920. Stalin was humiliated, and that cockroach didn't suffer humiliation very well. So, Katyn. So, the Warsaw Rebellion. So, the executions following Soviet occupation during 1944-45. Stalin also demanded that the borders of Poland be shifted westward. Poland lost 28,471 sq. miles of territory when the dust settled.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2026 03:57 PM (rj6Yv)

388 Damn, frozen hobos wasn't on my bingo card for Mamdami fails.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 05, 2026 03:58 PM (QXOBW)

389 Actual conversation in the mayor's office is probably about celebrating how they got 17 homeless off the streets.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW)

390 Whassup wit' coplete senneces? Brah. If'n yall nununsee atin howmeye sposed t'unnastan'?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 05, 2026 03:58 PM (YlWIZ)

391 Sky Burial FTW.
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I like this idea. Go full Zoroastrian. Viking funerals are quite expensive and people with shore line views may not like a burning boat and cadaver stinking up their picnic.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 05, 2026 03:58 PM (Hpgos)

392 I was to give my cellphone to a buddy so at my funeral he can text everyone "Hey! It's dark in here!"

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2026 03:58 PM (2WIwB)

393 354
I still have to get written down what I want when I go. Cremation to save money but interment in a cemetery. low Requiem Mass, TLM, black vestments. If there has to be a homily, it should be on the Four Last Things.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (tgvbd)

We already have a two person columbarium for our ashes in place. I've made the urns. Whole shindig is ready and paid for, including any ceremonies. It's the least we can do for my son.

Posted by: javems at February 05, 2026 04:00 PM (zFsEm)

394 355 TJM should get on best / worse moves deaths by directors
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

The laser grid room in Resident Evil.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 05, 2026 04:00 PM (wVcYX)

395
"You didn't even pretend to care while he was alive, now you're performatively pretending to care after he's gone so you can get upvotes on Instagram."

I reckon anyone attending, outside of my siblings, is there for Her Majesty, not me. That's OK.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2026 04:03 PM (tgvbd)

396 off sock

Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2026 04:05 PM (5rh/l)

397

Sky Burial FTW.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Put some fins on my ankles, and a laser guidance package on my head, then use me to bomb some lefty's mansion in Hollywood.

Posted by: BifBewalski- at February 05, 2026 04:05 PM (QVmho)

398 There used to be debtors prisons. I think there need to be communists prisons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 05, 2026 03:16 PM (76vRO)

Air conditioned, with phosgene.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2026 04:05 PM (8zz6B)

399 hate people, sometimes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2026 03:55 PM (JwNbV) it's organized by the left

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2026 04:06 PM (AveBv)

400 These aren't leaders. they are individuals who join the in club so that they can collect fancy badges and feel accomplished while accomplishing nothing other than kissing the right asses. Whoever suffers, they suffer, because what is important is putting as much salad on their chest as they puff out their non 135lb benching pects.

They are disgusting, All of them.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 05, 2026 04:08 PM (2a0yj)

401 When are Republicans going to put up billboards in NYC saying "MISS ME NOW?!" with an image of Eric Adams with a note: payed for by the NY Republican Party and we are ashamed we had to stoop this low

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 05, 2026 04:09 PM (2a0yj)

402 90? You can do better than that.

Posted by: Accomack at February 05, 2026 04:16 PM (KQ27X)

403

Good.

If he had run on this platform, I would have hated him less

Posted by: imp at February 05, 2026 04:21 PM (g6TN6)

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Communist Foreign Jihadi Theater Kid Zohran Mamdani Loves the Homeless So He Stopped All Police Sweeps of Homeless Encampments During Severe Weather.Now He's Killed 17 Homeless People With His "Caring"

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Communist Foreign Jihadi Theater Kid Zohran Mamdani Loves the Homeless So He Stopped All Police Sweeps of Homeless Encampments During Severe Weather.
Now He's Killed 17 Homeless People With His "Caring"