Under Threat of Criminal Contempt, Bill and Hillary Clinton "Agree" to "Testify" about Jeffrey Epstein... But Won't Set a Date to Testify

They claim that they'll testify -- but it's a stalling tactic. Now they want to set up a date for their testimony, but they can't commit to any particular date.

So this is more contempt.

Even if it happens, it will be a festival of perjuries that will make "it depends on what the meaning of 'is' is" look bush-league.

With a contempt vote looming on Capitol Hill, former President Bill Clinton and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton have finally agreed to sit for depositions before the House Oversight Committee as part of its investigation into Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
The development surfaced Monday during a House Rules Committee hearing, when Rep. James Walkinshaw (D-VA) disclosed that the Clintons had accepted the basic terms laid out by Oversight Chairman James Comer. A spokesman for Bill Clinton confirmed the agreement, while attorney Angel Ureña wrote on X that the former president and former first lady "will be there" and are prepared to testify under oath.
According to the New York Times, the Clintons said they would appear on mutually agreeable dates and asked House leaders to drop a contempt vote slated for Wednesday. The request followed months of defiance of Comer's subpoenas, issued Aug. 5, 2025, after both Clintons skipped prior deadlines to provide testimony. That standoff prompted a bipartisan revolt on the Oversight Committee, with nine Democrats joining Republicans to back contempt proceedings against Bill Clinton and three Democrats supporting contempt for Hillary Clinton.
Comer was unimpressed by the latest overture, arguing it arrived only because the House was closing in on enforcement. In a statement, he said the Clintons' lawyers had again failed to provide dates and warned that the terms remained vague. Earlier Monday, he rejected a proposal that would have capped Bill Clinton's testimony at four hours and substituted a sworn statement from Hillary Clinton, calling the bid for limits "special treatment" and "an affront" to public demands for transparency.
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If prosecutors were to pursue contempt and secure convictions, the penalties could include jail time of up to one year and fines ranging from $100 to $1,000. For now, Comer has said he will seek clarity on the Clintons' commitments before deciding how to proceed.

Yeah they're not showing up. You're being chumped, Hoss.

How is everyone? Is the low humidity a problem for you? Because I keep waking up due to dry mouth. I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up.

(Yes I know, I have to get my humidifier out of storage, but that only helps a little.)

I'm playing injured here, coach. Don't expect too much from me today.

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 03, 2026 12:18 PM (zjgNU)

2
ESPONJA11!!!!111!

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 03, 2026 12:18 PM (tljrc)

3 I summoned the otters.

Posted by: the lower depths at February 03, 2026 12:18 PM (Dg7ng)

4 Delay deny defend.

They're going to drag this out and claim they ARE cooperating.

Smarmiest people ever to dishonor the White House until the next two democrats.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 03, 2026 12:19 PM (zjgNU)

5 Right after Democrats win the House the next time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 03, 2026 12:19 PM (ExV1e)

6 Is Billy capable of walking?

Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 12:19 PM (Hpgos)

7 Now I want a hogshead of overly salted and buttered popcorn.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 12:20 PM (jc0TO)

8 Ace, coat the inside of your nose with a little vaseline or aquaphor before going to bed. It helps.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:20 PM (pDt9x)

9 yeah..Move to a more humid climate, ace!

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 12:20 PM (g47mK)

10 of course it's a delay, and the dems and rinos will never call them on it because they're in on the slush funds and on the lists as well.

honestly, they should get the clintons in the capitol building and then toss everyone inside in jail for 50 years....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at February 03, 2026 12:20 PM (nXhwP)

11 I thought I caught a typo in the header. That's a good one Ace.

Posted by: 496 at February 03, 2026 12:21 PM (8TPCk)

12 I wonder if Bill had it to do all over again if he'd trade spending his life as a barely known Arkansas house representative IF it meant he didn't have to marry Hillary?

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 12:21 PM (TN0g+)

13 Try Costa Rica...or Bali!

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 12:21 PM (g47mK)

14 Low humidity? WTF is that?

Posted by: Clay at February 03, 2026 12:21 PM (v6+SE)

15 They set the date, Hillary shows up drunker’n Cooter Brown and gives Bill a black and broken nose.

Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2026 12:21 PM (IAc3W)

16 9 yeah..Move to a more humid climate, ace!
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 12:20 PM (g47mK)

New Guinea is nice I hear.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:21 PM (pDt9x)

17 New Guinea is nice I hear.
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:21 PM (pDt9x)

Not if you want to keep your head!

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 12:22 PM (g47mK)

18 2059. They'll testify in 2059

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 03, 2026 12:22 PM (affD0)

19 I believe that they have the 10th of Never free, if that is agreeable to the committee.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 12:22 PM (jc0TO)

20 How is everyone? Is the low humidity a problem for you? Because I keep waking up due to dry mouth. I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up.

(Yes I know, I have to get my humidifier out of storage, but that only helps a little.)

Have you tried a good humidor? I prefer the Lewinsky brand myself.

Posted by: Slick Willie at February 03, 2026 12:22 PM (kt2kQ)

21 How is everyone? Is the low humidity a problem for you? Because I keep waking up due to dry mouth. I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up.

(Yes I know, I have to get my humidifier out of storage, but that only helps a little.)

I'm playing injured here, coach. Don't expect too much from me today.

Posted by: Ace at 12:17 PM

I had to give in on my aversion to using hand creams when my hands started bleeding a year or so ago. The dry air is brutal.

It's really wreaking havoc with my children as well.

Thanks for the reminder- I HAD a humidifier in the youngest girls' room and it seems to have disappeared. I'll have to discover what my wife did with it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 03, 2026 12:23 PM (zjgNU)

22 Ace, my mouth always gets dry when I sleep, because I've developed the habit of sleeping with my mouth open. I developed the habit as a way of dealing with my sleep apnea without using a c-pap. I usually have to hydrate a lot when I wake up.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ)

23 Low Humidity >> Low Testosterone >> Don Lemon Hung Low

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

24 Be happy you live in USA, Ace. People with Dry Mouth in Canada are signed up for MAID, toot sweet.

Posted by: Happy To Be Of Assistance at February 03, 2026 12:23 PM (oftw2)

25 willowed:
@Breaking911
·
45s
BREAKING: The U.S. Navy has shot down an Iranian drone that approached the USS Abraham Lincoln in the Arabian Sea. - Reuters

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 12:24 PM (diia5)

26 What cruel god is still allocating molecules of oxygen for their lungs? The universal makes no sense sometimes.

Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2026 12:24 PM (se8lQ)

27 Yeah, I wake up with the cotton mouth this time every year, too. In other seasons, too.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at February 03, 2026 12:24 PM (NYInA)

28 I still think that William Blythe died in a Soviet gulag and his double was appointed Hillary as his handler.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 12:24 PM (jc0TO)

29 " Is the low humidity a problem for you? Because I keep waking up due to dry mouth. I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up."

I use Biotene spray during the day and before I go to bed.
It works great.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2026 12:24 PM (NpAcC)

30 I wonder if Bill had it to do all over again if he'd trade spending his life as a barely known Arkansas house representative IF it meant he didn't have to marry Hillary?

--

A long, looong time ago, I remember hearing the now-deceased Sylvia Browne on a Montel show say that the Clintons have been together for multiple lifetimes. Not always husband and shrew, but brother/sister, mother/father, etc. If one believes in past lives, it's fun thinking they've been ball and chained together for 1000 years.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (qBdHI)

31 I had to give in on my aversion to using hand creams when my hands started bleeding a year or so ago. The dry air is brutal.

It's really wreaking havoc with my children as well.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

I had that problem when I was a kid as well. Especially since I've always been a germophile and wash my hands constantly.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

32 The low humidity is big problem where I'm at, I'm currently sitting in a room that's 73 degrees and 17pct humidity and it's effing freezing.

Also my septic system froze up, and I can't get anyone out because everyone else's septic system is frozen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (XV/Pl)

33 You gotta watch those two, Bill and Hillary. They could skin Jack Ketch alive and he'd never know they done it.

Posted by: The Truth at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (nuulj)

34 Even if it happens, it will be a festival of perjuries that will make "it depends on what the meaning of 'is' is" look bush-league.

I don't think the Clintons have the combined mental acuity to pull off any kind of flim-flam anymore.

Related to them, I saw a new clip of Carville saying the Democrat Party is now a bunch of scolding women who tell people they're not allowed to eat meat, watch sports, or have heterosexual sex. I'm not sure what causes Serpenthead to pop up and say true things about once a year but it's always funny.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

35 I said last thread, we're going to see a fake medical incident.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (w/O5Q)

36 Ace, maybe just keep a water bottle next to your bed?

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (77rzZ)

37 34
I don't think the Clintons have the combined mental acuity to pull off any kind of flim-flam anymore.

Related to them, I saw a new clip of Carville saying the Democrat Party is now a bunch of scolding women who tell people they're not allowed to eat meat, watch sports, or have heterosexual sex. I'm not sure what causes Serpenthead to pop up and say true things about once a year but it's always funny.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

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Yeah, but Congressional GOP are terrible at actually asking questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

38 My Uncle Bosie was eaten by cannibals after the natives speared his plane.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (oftw2)

39 I get dry eye some nights. That’s not fun to wake up to.

Posted by: Accomack at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (8jVAy)

40 Go with your idea and fire up the trusty humidifier boss.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (pDt9x)

41 You gotta watch those two, Bill and Hillary. They could skin Jack Ketch alive and he'd never know they done it.
Posted by: The Truth

Nice call back.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

42 too bad US did not shoot and sink those gunboats that harassed a US flagged tanker in Hormuz' international waters also. C'mon...

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (g47mK)

43 Will we see her next Tuesday?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Cqx++)

44 Dont get the stalling tactic.

Just give the 5th and Bye.

Posted by: Operator Error at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (uMsNf)

45 Related to them, I saw a new clip of Carville saying the Democrat Party is now a bunch of scolding women who tell people they're not allowed to eat meat, watch sports, or have heterosexual sex. I'm not sure what causes Serpenthead to pop up and say true things about once a year but it's always funny.
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Yep. He nailed it.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Hpgos)

46 >>BREAKING: The U.S. Navy has shot down an Iranian drone that approached the USS Abraham Lincoln in the Arabian Sea.

At least we are shooting down enemy aircraft now instead of our own.

Progress...

Posted by: one hour sober at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Y1sOo)

47 Yeah, but Congressional GOP are terrible at actually asking questions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM

They give a speech with a question mark on the end.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (jc0TO)

48 They're holding out till after the Nov elections ...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (VE6XX)

49 I guess Hillary is hoping Bill puts both feet in the grave instead of the current 1 foot. She can be grieving and Chelsea can screech about how awful it is to put her mother through this during such a time.

Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (OoFl2)

50 Bill Clinton's ability to lie is a function of believing his own bullshit.

Posted by: huerfano at February 03, 2026 12:27 PM (98kQX)

51
Low humidity?

At night?

You're sleeping at too hot a temperature.

Set your thermostat to 68 or lower. Your humidity probs will disappear.

You're welcome😀

Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2026 12:27 PM (xpjuY)

52 > they can't commit to any particular date.

Hillary's too busy waking up drunk at noon. Bill's got p0rn to watch.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 12:27 PM (Yp6az)

53 Everyone knows the Clintons are just going to deflect, claim they "can't recall" or just plain take the 5th.

But, they'll be asked some pretty rancid questions (hopefully) so their expressions will be amusing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (jtM2q)

54 You gotta watch those two, Bill and Hillary. They could skin Jack Ketch alive and he'd never know they done it.

--

Nice nod to Mr. Jorkin!

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (qBdHI)

55 47 Yeah, but Congressional GOP are terrible at actually asking questions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:25 PM

They give a speech with a question mark on the end.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (jc0TO)

=====

Because Congress is not an investigative body, even by design. It has spending authority over the executive (which it refuses to use and has refused to use for over a century), but that's it.

Congress could be powerful by actually focusing on those powers in the purse strings, but once it starts bringing in people to talk about crimes, well...

Might as well listen to your local mayor talk about Gaza.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

56 > I get dry eye some nights. That’s not fun to wake up to.

Does it sound like rustling leaves when you blink?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (Yp6az)

57 Hopefully, Bill wears his blue dress.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (Hpgos)

58 We have a whole house dehumidifier because it’s the absolute opposite problem here.

Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (OoFl2)

59
Yeah, I gotcha Ace, but I'm a little tight this week and my old lady is, you know, so maybe we can make it a week after J.J.'s birthday, I'll let you know...

Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (Y8DZL)

60 12 I wonder if Bill had it to do all over again if he'd trade spending his life as a barely known Arkansas house representative IF it meant he didn't have to marry Hillary?
Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 12:21 PM (TN0g+)

few years back Slick Willie teamed up with a famous author to write fiction. It was a story where the hero was a dashing young President with a plucky daughter and a tragically dead wife.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (w/O5Q)

61 "Six Iranian gunboats approached a U.S. oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz early Tuesday and ordered it to stop, according to maritime security firm Vanguard Tech.

The tanker ignored the order, increased speed, and was later escorted by a U.S. warship."

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 12:28 PM (g47mK)

62 What teeth does Congress have? Does a Republican Congress have fewer teeth than a Democrat Congress?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 12:29 PM (8CIFn)

63 The James Madison, Brandon Gill is the exception

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 12:29 PM (0KSrI)

64
I hope they're at least suffering, but they've done all this before, many times. There's a whole lot of scar tissue there. They don't feel a thing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 12:29 PM (mS8PE)

65 How is everyone? Is the low humidity a problem for you? Because I keep waking up due to dry mouth. I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up.

yeah I'm sick of this cold it SUCKS

we have a whole-house humidifier but it wasn't enough so I bought two room humidifiers. for our bedroom and... lol... for the orchid room

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 12:29 PM (emBoF)

66 Nice nod to Mr. Jorkin!
Posted by: Lady in Black

Best version of A Christmas Carol ever.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

67 The email exchanges between Epstein and Sarah Ferguson are wild.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 03, 2026 12:29 PM (Y1sOo)

68 62 What teeth does Congress have? Does a Republican Congress have fewer teeth than a Democrat Congress?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at February 03, 2026 12:29 PM (8CIFn)

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It has all the teeth.

Defund the entire government with only one chamber until the executive does what it wants.

Try to figure out how many times it's done that in the last century.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

69 Depends on the definition of "testify"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2026 12:30 PM (RIvkX)

70 Hydrate ace.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2026 12:30 PM (fV+MH)

71
ACE:

Large pot of water at a low boil on the stove a few hours before bedtime and that is enough to humidify a large apartment. Just remember to shut the fire before you turn in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2026 12:30 PM (x0n13)

72 58 We have a whole house dehumidifier because it’s the absolute opposite problem here.

that's a great problem to have for living things tho

I don't think the ice and snow outside here even contains water anymore it's been so dry

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 12:30 PM (emBoF)

73 Dang ace, get out that humidifier.

Pretty dry here, but we're having an unusual spate of fall-ish weather (which is hot/dry here). Well, unusual except it's been about most of January and now is back.

Isn't Oversight chaired by Comer? He had a gloriously typical and idiotic comment after the cretin got hisself kilt in Mpls, some crap about restraint or tactices blah blah blach for ICE. Like most Americans, Comer is probably pristinely ignorant of just about everything connected to this incident. Is he familiar with US Marshals or FBI collaring fugitives (this is exactly what is going on, just different agencies)? Try interfering in that some time.

Such detentions happen 24/7/365, for the entire lives of everyone breathing, yet almost nobody understands this. Amazing the country functions at all.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2026 12:30 PM (U/Byj)

74 I'd contribute to the Congress critter who asks Hillary about the Rose Law firm billing files.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 12:30 PM (2WIwB)

75
Related to them, I saw a new clip of Carville saying the Democrat Party is now a bunch of scolding women who tell people they're not allowed to eat meat, watch sports, or have heterosexual sex. I'm not sure what causes Serpenthead to pop up and say true things about once a year but it's always funny.

He also said Pritzker can win.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 12:31 PM (Cqx++)

76 LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

77 Bill Clinton's ability to lie is a function of believing his own bullshit.
Posted by: huerfano at February 03, 2026 12:27 PM (98kQX)
---
"It's not a lie if YOU believe it." -- George Costanza

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 03, 2026 12:31 PM (ESVrU)

78 "Two grifters, off to loot the world,
it's such a lovely world..."

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 12:31 PM (AUAQl)

79 I wish the Clintons would just be ignored and they’d go away. The whole utestifying thing is just another squirrel the GOPe wants us to chase. Nothing relevant can come of it….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 03, 2026 12:31 PM (xT8gx)

80 75
Related to them, I saw a new clip of Carville saying the Democrat Party is now a bunch of scolding women who tell people they're not allowed to eat meat, watch sports, or have heterosexual sex. I'm not sure what causes Serpenthead to pop up and say true things about once a year but it's always funny.

He also said Pritzker can win.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 12:31 PM (Cqx++)

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Kamala tired of all those mediocre white men propped up by other mediocre white men telling black women that they're not good enough. Black women can see this game. Kamala earned her place. She didn't get shit handed to her, unlike that mediocre white man Newsom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

81 yeah I'm sick of this cold it SUCKS
Posted by: BlackOrchid

We finally got above freezing yesterday. The melt has begun.

Of course, that didn't stop me from falling on my butt by the mailbox.

And we're above freezing today, too.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

82 Oh and speaking of Cinema and there isn't much to see these days, these films came out from March - June in 1989...

Lean on Me, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Fletch Lives, Heathers, Major League, Field of Dreams, Pet Cemetery, Road House, IJATLC, Pink Cadillac, Dead Poets Society, Star Trek V, Ghostbusters II, Batman, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Do The Right Thing, Great Balls of Fire, Say Anything.

And those are just the highlights, there were other cute films like Troop Beverly Hills and K-9 but you get the point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (XV/Pl)

83 Related to them, I saw a new clip of Carville saying the Democrat Party is now a bunch of scolding women who tell people they're not allowed to eat meat, watch sports, or have heterosexual sex. I'm not sure what causes Serpenthead to pop up and say true things about once a year but it's always funny.

Posted by: Ian S.
__________

One year ago, he said the Trump administration would "collapse" within 30 days.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (XvL8K)

84 I wonder when's the last time Bill and Hillary have been in the same room together.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (fV+MH)

85 "Festival of Perjuries" should be a book title.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (eStot)

86 My son Beau was killed by low humidity one dry winter in Wilmington...

Posted by: President Emeritus! at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (oftw2)

87 83 One year ago, he said the Trump administration would "collapse" within 30 days.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (XvL8K)

=====

He's a mean bastard who understands politics...

as long as the media is obeying his orders in terms of creating narratives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

88
Herself insists on 40% humidity, so we got the furnace installed one.

Eats the wood clad windows to pieces.

Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (Y8DZL)

89 Bill and Trump are the same age.

Bill wakes up To Hillary every morning.

Trump wakes up with Melania.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 12:33 PM (W2Pud)

90 >> I'm sick of this cold it SUCKS
Posted by: BlackOrchid

It's like 50 here. Weird weather.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2026 12:33 PM (ZcsJV)

91 The Clintons will delay until the midterm elections. If the Dems win they'll simply not show up, and accept the toothless condemnations. The next Congress will drop the matter as a "distraction".

Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 12:33 PM (gKWVE)

92 > I wonder when's the last time Bill and Hillary have been in the same room together.

I wonder how many glass ashtrays were thrown.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 12:33 PM (Yp6az)

93 The longer they take the more that's gonna come out from the Epstein files...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2026 12:33 PM (VE6XX)

94 I keep a bottle of sparkling water on the nightstand. A couple of swallows does the trick. Our house has a central humidifier so the relative humidity is about the same year round, but there is something different about it -- I go through a jar of Cerave every couple of weeks this time of year.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 12:33 PM (2ap+5)

95 too bad US did not shoot and sink those gunboats that harassed a US flagged tanker in Hormuz' international waters also. C'mon...
Posted by: runner

Good chance to test out placing certain items to its hull for 'purposes.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 12:33 PM (diia5)

96 The extended forecast here has no freezing in the next two weeks so I think our winter has passed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 12:34 PM (jc0TO)

97 >>>>(Yes I know, I have to get my humidifier out of storage, but that only helps a little.)
I'm playing injured here, coach. Don't expect too much from me today.

Do you have central heat? That can really suck the moisture out. Try hanging a wet towel over a basin, or put a small sauce-pan on a heating pad in the room with you.
If your CPAP is not humidifying then that may need some adjustment. (CPAP is often the only doctor prescribed method of water-boarding available to average consumer, but sometimes they will dry you out, too)

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 12:34 PM (rbvCR)

98 Clinton should just go in there and say, "Yeah, I did all that shit. What're you going to do about it?"

And that's likely where it would end.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2026 12:34 PM (KbCG3)

99 46 >>BREAKING: The U.S. Navy has shot down an Iranian drone that approached the USS Abraham Lincoln in the Arabian Sea.

At least we are shooting down enemy aircraft now instead of our own.

Progress...
Posted by: one hour sober at February 03, 2026 12:26 PM (Y1sOo)

Perhaps the were just giving back the one barky o numnutz gave them.

Posted by: Cu at February 03, 2026 12:34 PM (i0Hi3)

100 I'm playing injured here, coach. Don't expect too much from me today.

They're ain't no cryin' in blogging, Ace. Now get out there and hit the damned ball!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 03, 2026 12:35 PM (wtvvX)

101 96 The extended forecast here has no freezing in the next two weeks so I think our winter has passed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03

It’s because my heat was fixed yesterday and I had to write a big check. You are welcome.

Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 12:35 PM (OoFl2)

102 Know what cures dry mouth in about 30 seconds?

Chilli peppers.

Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at February 03, 2026 12:35 PM (fV+MH)

103 Clinton should just go in there and say, "Yeah, I did all that shit. What're you going to do about it?"

And that's likely where it would end.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 03, 2026 12:34 PM (KbCG3)

Who on this committee doesn't like nice tight poon!?

Posted by: Bill from chappaqua at February 03, 2026 12:35 PM (i0Hi3)

104 The James Madison, Brandon Gill is the exception Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 12:29 PM (0KSrI)

Yeah. public hearings are 100% for show and 0% for getting actual information out of the witness. The closed-door depositions without 5 minute time limits are where the juice is.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 03, 2026 12:35 PM (eStot)

105 For now, Comer has said he will seek clarity on the Clintons' commitments before deciding how to proceed.

Missing from that article are about twenty notations of "*waits for audience laughter to die down*"

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2026 12:36 PM (4v5BO)

106 Have you tried taking Glycine, Ace?

Supposed to help with sleep/staying asleep...I have never tried it though.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2026 12:36 PM (ZcsJV)

107 41 here now. Supposed to have snow this afternoon around sundown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2026 12:36 PM (bss/y)

108 Billie Elish looks like a bizarre freak. Just needed to say that. Carry on.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:36 PM (pDt9x)

109 Oh, sure, you Honor, I'd love to testify. But, I have a pretty full schedule. I'll get back to you. You're OK with that, right?

Oh, and Ace, I knew a guy who had the dry mouth problem due to the dry winter air. He'd hire morbidly obese hookers to spend the night. First he'd make them walk to the livingroom and back to work up a good sweat, and then they'd sit on his face. That's how he got his nickname, "Flathead Frank."

There was a trade off.

Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 12:36 PM (dIske)

110 104 Yeah. public hearings are 100% for show and 0% for getting actual information out of the witness. The closed-door depositions without 5 minute time limits are where the juice is.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 03, 2026 12:35 PM (eStot)

=====

Real information is pulled through DOJ investigations.

A USA looking at a witness saying, "I will be asking you questions. I know the answers to some of these questions to gauge your authenticity."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

111 The tolerant left.

Tolerant leftists call black officer “house n*gger” after he misgenders trans protester

https://is.gd/Fa6u47

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (J+Psw)

112 Ace, if your place uses radiators for heat, put a pot of water on top of them. Or boil water.

Or buy a humidifier, if you wanna be fancy, elitist, and smart.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (OBuuS)

113 BREAKING: The U.S. Navy has shot down an Iranian drone that approached the USS Abraham Lincoln in the Arabian Sea. - Reuters
Posted by: weft cut-loop

They are probably just as curious about us as we are them.

/usually said just before all hell breaks out.

Posted by: Operator Error at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (uMsNf)

114 Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

They posted on X that the X offices have been raided. Really rubbing it in lol. Legends. This is true masterclass of pettiness and as a husband of a French woman. It’s truly the French way lol I love it

Trump threatening tariffs for 'unfair Targeting of US businesses' in 5...

JD Vance crying about how Europe is fighting free speech in 5...

No doubt in my mind that Musk has broken laws. To bad it has to be France to get some balls and investigate musk. If America was not so corrupt musk would be in jail allready.

France is taking the lead in pulling Europe free from US domination. As a German I am proud of our French brothers for doing what we are apparently too cowardly to do.

How fucking based would it be if the entire world just started doing this shit in unison. What's he gonna do tariff the entire world? You know what that's called? Sanctions on yourself.

I don’t like saying this as a Brit, I really really don’t, but France truly has been an example to the rest of Europe on how to deal with these pathetic bully’s over in murderville.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (JCZqz)

115 Just a guess, but Hillary might be worried that Bill is going to go all repentant with an eye on the afterlife.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (2ap+5)

116
He also said Pritzker can win.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 12:31 PM (Cqx

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Fortunately, at least some of his predictions have been wrong. Most recently, that Harris would beat Trump

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (POa8T)

117 111 The tolerant left.

Tolerant leftists call black officer “house n*gger” after he misgenders trans protester

https://is.gd/Fa6u47

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (J+Psw)

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"Yeah, but Republicans made a slave out of him."
-standard Democrat response

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

118 willowed -

The deposition or hearing they agreed to appear for will be useful only to Democrats. The Clintons will deliver several snarky zingers in response to a handful of questions. The Morning Joe addicts and fellow clowns and will lap it up. For 95 percent of the questions, their response will be, "I don't recall." Even when asked their names.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2026 12:06 PM (5rh/l)

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2026 12:38 PM (5rh/l)

119 I feel like I am addicting myself to meth, but this new pre-workout stuff I got at Publix has been great. 200mg of caffeine, but I have been feeling great and sleeping well at night.

It's strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)

120 Feed me.

Posted by: Barrel at February 03, 2026 12:38 PM (ZcsJV)

121 Dammit, Intrepid!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2026 12:38 PM (bss/y)

122 When Clinton dropped the "depends on what your definition of the word is is". Lefties and the media were like " man he really stuck it to those conservatives", and I'm like, he practically called you stupid right to your face.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 03, 2026 12:38 PM (syu79)

123 Please stop the bold.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 12:38 PM (POa8T)

124 Hope it's nice and humid in The Barrel.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:38 PM (77rzZ)

125 Such a shame

Posted by: The Barrel at February 03, 2026 12:38 PM (RIvkX)

126 The tolerant left.

Tolerant leftists call black officer “house n*gger” after he misgenders trans protester

https://is.gd/Fa6u47

==

Chances are, the black cop votes Democrat. Maybe it will awaken him to what they really are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (qBdHI)

127

Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

128 114 No doubt in my mind that Musk has broken laws. To bad it has to be France to get some balls and investigate musk. If America was not so corrupt musk would be in jail allready.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (JCZqz)

====

For his next comment:

How Don Lemon breaking the FACE and KKK acts is just social justice and not worthy of administration attention except as retribution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

129 President Trump is talking with President Petro of Colombia, right now. Up until this year, Petro was making arglebargle threats at Trump, but became amazingly rational recently. I expect part of it was the narco-subs that the USCG and Navy have been picking up in the Pacific, and part of it is due to rumors of information sharing between the Venezuelan's and the US about the drug trade, terrorists, cartels and financials for it all.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (rbvCR)

130 Jim Jordan rolled up his sleeves for nothing.

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (qpQFJ)

131 @108

>>Billie Elish looks like a bizarre freak. Just needed to say that. Carry on.

That's intentional, she's very pretty and she's got a set of bazoombas she keeps hidden away like the Arc Of The Covenant.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (XV/Pl)

132 mm

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (diia5)

133 131 @108

>>Billie Elish looks like a bizarre freak. Just needed to say that. Carry on.

That's intentional, she's very pretty and she's got a set of bazoombas she keeps hidden away like the Arc Of The Covenant.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (XV/Pl)

Weird eyes.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (pDt9x)

134 Bill and Trump are the same age.

Bill wakes up To Hillary every morning.

Trump wakes up with Melania.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 12:33 PM (W2Pud)

Bill wakes up with morning wouldn't

Posted by: Doof at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (QMAsf)

135 Hillary Clinton has also set a date to never be president.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (xRzA6)

136 "Festival of Perjuries" should be a book title.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Is that the one with the airing of grievances?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (J+Psw)

137
Lol Doof

Posted by: fourseasons at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (3ek7K)

138 Chances are, the black cop votes Democrat. Maybe it will awaken him to what they really are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (qBdHI)

Black or white cops vote D because Ds keep their sweet sweet pensions funded with our tax dollars.

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (qpQFJ)

139 Billie Eilish = Vocal Seppuku

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (xRzA6)

140 Billie Elish looks like a bizarre freak. Just needed to say that. Carry on.
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Yeah, she looks *retarded*.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 12:41 PM (TN0g+)

141 Chances are, the black cop votes Democrat. Maybe it will awaken him to what they really are.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (qBdHI)

I think that's a 50/50 shot and if he still does after like 2015, then he ain't waking up to shit.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 12:41 PM (xRzA6)

142 Even if we didn't know about Slick Willie's creative parsing of what appear to be simple questions, we've already gotten a preview in this case.

Remember a few years ago when Billy Jeff stated that he'd "never flown on Epstein's plane to Epstein's island".

Technically 100% true. The island was too small to land that plane. You got there by landing the plane on a larger neighboring island and then taking a boat or a helicopter.

Note that this is not at all the same as saying "I've never been on Epstein's plane" or "I've never been on Epstein's island".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2026 12:42 PM (IG3/x)

143 Willowed:
>>> "the courts always say "You sold it fair and square, if you want it so bad buy it back".And somehow despite all the casino money, they won't come up with the money to actually do that, "because it's ooooooour land (and never mind that we sold it and apparently can't grok the concept of a 99 year lease)"

I have a friend that is from rural Utah, and she's had many a rant on how spoiled Rez kids are if they want an education. Free ride 100%, tuition, scholarships, the works. Whereas my friend had zero free rides.

The problem is the culture shock of leaving Rez culture is hard. A lot of the kids struggle with that, and dropping out of college because of it, to the point they are making Native American only dorms so they have a form of Rez culture ok campuses. (Even though segregated dorms aren't technically allowed, these ones will get a pass.)

And once you've left the Rez, you're basically like an alien person to them. You have to do a lot to get treated like you belong again, once you leave.

Like all cultures, it sound like Rez culture has the good and the troubling. But as a complete outsider, I have no say on anything they can possibly do to fix it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 12:42 PM (gWBY1)

144 After putting Trump through two impeachments and 34 "Felony convictions", any special courtesy or discretion for past presidents is over.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 12:42 PM (POa8T)

145 Hillary will never be president. That one simple fact I always find amazingly satisfying upon recitation…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 03, 2026 12:42 PM (xT8gx)

146 Billie Burke >>>>>>>> Billie Eilish, even with the former's annoying, trilly singing voice in TWOO.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

147 > Weird eyes.
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (pDt9x)

Dead eyes, I'd call 'em.

There's no soul in there, no matter how decorative the exterior is.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2026 12:43 PM (IG3/x)

148 135 Hillary Clinton has also set a date to never be president.
Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 12:40 PM (xRzA6)

She logged more air miles than any other SOS ever. A record never to be broken.

She went girl.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 03, 2026 12:43 PM (i0Hi3)

149 They're stalling until democrats retake the house. Duh.

Posted by: Scott Ballard at February 03, 2026 12:43 PM (4bnk+)

150 When Tom Morello, Roger Waters, and Bruce Springsteen go on tour they can call it Festival of Perjuries. Al Jourgenson can be their roadie

Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 12:43 PM (gKWVE)

151 the low humidity a problem for you? ....... I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up.
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I suspect this is a coded cry for help. Some female has him tied to the bed and is stealing his vital essence.

Posted by: Strangelove, indeed at February 03, 2026 12:43 PM (MDaB5)

152 >>Like all cultures, it sound like Rez culture has the good and the troubling. But as a complete outsider, I have no say on anything they can possibly do to fix it.

Stop giving them funds to do nothing.

Posted by: Barrel at February 03, 2026 12:43 PM (ZcsJV)

153 Like all cultures, it sound like Rez culture has the good and the troubling. But as a complete outsider, I have no say on anything they can possibly do to fix it.
Posted by: LizLem

Abolish the reservations.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

154 144 After putting Trump through two impeachments and 34 "Felony convictions", any special courtesy or discretion for past presidents is over.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 12:42 PM (POa8T)

Now to make the left understand this.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 03, 2026 12:44 PM (i0Hi3)

155 > Dead eyes, I'd call 'em.

John Roberts has those same eyes.

Enough to make you think that demons might be involved.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2026 12:44 PM (IG3/x)

156 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2026 12:44 PM (ZcsJV)

157 151 the low humidity a problem for you? ....... I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up.
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I suspect this is a coded cry for help. Some female has him tied to the bed and is stealing his vital essence.

definitely, if by "vital essence" you mean "kidneys".

Posted by: anachronda at February 03, 2026 12:44 PM (oY6Yp)

158 Now they want to set up a date for their testimony, but they can't commit to any particular date.
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Have to work around their book tours.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)

159 154 144 After putting Trump through two impeachments and 34 "Felony convictions", any special courtesy or discretion for past presidents is over.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 12:42 PM (POa8T)

Now to make the left understand this.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 03, 2026 12:44 PM (i0Hi3)

=====

Bitching at Clinton about him hanging with Epstein is nothing.

Arresting Eric Holder for treason for Fast and Furious is the real action.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

160 Billie Elish looks like a bizarre freak. Just needed to say that. Carry on.
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:36 PM (pDt9x)
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Classic case of a woman deliberately dressing and grooming to look like ass. She's actually very attractive, with a great body. Indeed, that's what initially got her noticed. She was a blonde angelic-ish girl in a crowd of darker-skinned mutants and wtfs.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

161 They are probably just as curious about us as we are them.

/usually said just before all hell breaks out.
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No reason to raise the shields yet...

Posted by: Every Enterprise Commander after Kirk at February 03, 2026 12:45 PM (TN0g+)

162 153 Abolish the reservations.

sounds good to me.

Posted by: walk-in liberation front at February 03, 2026 12:45 PM (oY6Yp)

163 Didn’t whatever tribe we “stole” the land from steal it from another tribe grieve at some point?

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 12:45 PM (qpQFJ)

164 Classic case of a woman deliberately dressing and grooming to look like ass. She's actually very attractive, with a great body. Indeed, that's what initially got her noticed. She was a blonde angelic-ish girl in a crowd of darker-skinned mutants and wtfs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

=======

She's fat.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 12:46 PM (2ap+5)

165 "No one is above the Law."
*Snort*
*Giggle*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 03, 2026 12:46 PM (xcxpd)

166 >>Didn’t whatever tribe we “stole” the land from steal it from another tribe grieve at some point?

To be fair...they enslaved the women and children, too.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2026 12:46 PM (ZcsJV)

167 Nice nod to Mr. Jorkin!
Posted by: Lady in Black

Best version of A Christmas Carol ever.

--

In the great 'A Christmas Carol' Wars, I'm certainly in agreement, Bulg. (Though I love George C too.)

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2026 12:46 PM (qBdHI)

168 Classic case of a woman deliberately dressing and grooming to look like ass.

—

Classic case of a woman who’s been abused by men since a young age.

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 12:47 PM (qpQFJ)

169 Another notch in Libs of TikToks' belt:

https://tinyurl.com/y89p9t7p

She needs a bodyguard.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 03, 2026 12:47 PM (Ippjd)

170 160 Billie Elish looks like a bizarre freak. Just needed to say that. Carry on.
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:36 PM (pDt9x)
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Classic case of a woman deliberately dressing and grooming to look like ass. She's actually very attractive, with a great body. Indeed, that's what initially got her noticed. She was a blonde angelic-ish girl in a crowd of darker-skinned mutants and wtfs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 03, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

Standing a stride the male gaze daily. She thwarts all men with her baggy sweatshirts and gym pants.

Hear her mumble!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 03, 2026 12:47 PM (i0Hi3)

171 So someone is above the law. Just not Trump.

Hello Amigos.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 03, 2026 12:47 PM (t0Out)

172
I'm playing injured here, coach. Don't expect too much from me today.

Put an Ace bandage on that shit and walk it off, Wicket.

Dance, Ewok. Dance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 12:47 PM (dHWYQ)

173 I suspect this is a coded cry for help. Some female has him tied to the bed and is stealing his vital essence.
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I'm picturing it like a scene out of "Misery", with James Caan as Ace.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (TN0g+)

174 > Billie Burke

She was 55 years old in TWOO. Well-preserved indeed, even accounting for Hollywood makeup magic.

Of all the Ziegfeld Girl hotties, she was the one that Ziegfeld actually married. They stayed married until his death, too, so she clearly had something going on besides looks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (IG3/x)

175 France is taking the lead in pulling Europe free from US domination. As a German I am proud of our French brothers for doing what we are apparently too cowardly to do.

I don't care who you are that is FUNNY

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (emBoF)

176 I love how we at once need to have no borders and yet land can be stolen.

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (qpQFJ)

177 And heal up, Ace.
We need you in top form and peeing clean.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (xcxpd)

178 You're being chumped, Hoss.

We live in Chumpville. Population: the tax payers.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (TutW4)

179 Kids at my wife's school staged an anti-ICE walkout. No teachers encouraged it. Teachers talked them into walking around the school twice to keep them on campus. Teachers watched to make sure they were being safe.

Apparently all of this made the news and the craziest people have been calling the office and screaming vulgar things at the poor office ladies.

This is stupid. It was better and safer for everyone to do it the way the teachers and administrators did this. The kids who felt it was important to do this got it out of their system. The kids who wanted to goof off for a bit goofed off for a bit.

Yeah, I get that a lot of people feel that schools should have an iron grip on their students and should only focus on the core mission. Fine. But sometimes core mission focus goes better if you give a little freedom now and again.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (Yp6az)

180 Hello Amigos.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

Just a little bit of Spanish lingo.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

181 I still say she looks *retarded*.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (TN0g+)

182 After putting Trump through two impeachments and 34 "Felony convictions", any special courtesy or discretion for past presidents is over.

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Only Trump would have the balls to post to hang his mug shot just outside the oval office.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (CFEET)

183
I'm playing injured here, coach. Don't expect too much from me today.

Cold weather makes my joints ache, too.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (t0Out)

184 the low humidity a problem for you? ....... I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up.
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Have a cheesy little 1 1/2 gal humidifier, have to refill the tank 2-3 times a day. Can't work the humidity above maybe 30%. Dry, itchy skin becoming an annoyance

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (XeU6L)

185 Didn’t whatever tribe we “stole” the land from steal it from another tribe grieve at some point?
Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 12:45 PM (qpQFJ)

Yup. They fought them hard. They fought them well. Out on the plains, they gave them Hell!!

Posted by: Doof at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (QMAsf)

186 Didn’t whatever tribe we “stole” the land from steal it from another tribe grieve at some point?
Posted by: Really??

It's pretty much the story of humanity. The 'civilized' are the only ones that cared to document and denounce it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (diia5)

187 175 France is taking the lead in pulling Europe free from US domination. As a German I am proud of our French brothers for doing what we are apparently too cowardly to do.

I don't care who you are that is FUNNY

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (emBoF)

=====

These people are gonna be pissed when native born Europeans are going to see their benefits cut in order to fund the new EU army, all while asylum holders keep their full benefits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

188 175 France is taking the lead in pulling Europe free from US domination. As a German I am proud of our French brothers for doing what we are apparently too cowardly to do.

I don't care who you are that is FUNNY
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (emBoF)

OK, so you won't need all those defenses and monetary aid then...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)

189 No one is illegal on stolen land, even white, European colonizers.

Give Africa and Asia back to the Europeans.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (HXT0k)

190 Just a little bit of Spanish lingo.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

I know a couple of other words in Spanish, but this is a family show.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (t0Out)

191 For dry mouth while sleeping there is a product called ALLDAY that is a gel you can get from Amazon. I've had problems with dry mouth for years and this is the best thing I have found for it.

Highly recommended.

Posted by: pawn at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (uvB+6)

192 Buzz Patterson, one of Clinton's AF1 pilots when he was president, has personally requested a seat at any of the Clinton hearings before congress.

One of the few brave enough to speak out about what he saw in the job. Said a female attendant on AF1 was molested by Clinton, Buzz had to personally deal with it and arrange the (very halfhearted) apology from Clinton to the attendant. She was in the Air Force, and was terrified the incident would sink any of her military prospects and kill her career. Of course Bill didn't care about that.

Buzz has no love for the Clintons.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (gWBY1)

193 > It's pretty much the story of humanity. The 'civilized' are the only ones that cared to document and denounce it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (diia5)

Yep. Same with slavery. It's been the norm throughout all of human history, until the evil white European males put a stop to it.

So, naturally, they're the ones who take the blame for it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (IG3/x)

194 @168

>>Classic case of a woman who’s been abused by men since a young age.

Nahh, her and her brother were church kids, she essentially lives with her producer brother and they make their music in a room in their house, she's simply virtue signaling to her group.

I think the neo-emo thing she does is just about had it's 15 minutes of fame, she'll have a Vegas Residency within 5 years.

Book it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (XV/Pl)

195 Imagine of the Feds go through Hillary’s underwear drawer.

Scarred for life. Maybe even some kind of injure in service award.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (Pu/zx)

196 Both are reprobates and will forever be. Lies are their truth. I don't know what else anyone would expect of them. I also will expect the media will cover for them as best as they can. My take on it is the horn-dog and the bitch show.

Posted by: Case at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (E7+ue)

197 Just a little bit of Spanish lingo.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

For those of you in Rio Linda

Posted by: Doof at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (QMAsf)

198 UK government has officially deemed the countryside “too white” and is now in he process of making it “more diverse”.

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 12:51 PM (qpQFJ)

199 I have two mist humidifiers and one with the wick and fan. All rated at 1500 square feet and all running at the same time. The house is barely 1500 square feet. I get a bump of between 5 and 20% over the predicted indoor humidity on the weather sites.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 03, 2026 12:52 PM (XvL8K)

200 > Scarred for life. Maybe even some kind of injure in service award.
Posted by: Vengeance at February 03, 2026 12:50 PM (Pu/zx)

Sorry, I'll take a bullet, but I'm not gonna touch that strap-on, even with gloves.

Who knows where the hell that thing has been?

Posted by: Hypothetical FBI Agent at February 03, 2026 12:52 PM (IG3/x)

201 Nahh, her and her brother were church kids,
—

Uhm that’s your proof she wasn’t abused?

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 12:53 PM (qpQFJ)

202 Dry winter air. Blame Canada!

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:53 PM (pDt9x)

203 I'm waiting for the perp walk of shame for Bill.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 03, 2026 12:53 PM (t0Out)

204 @202

>>Dry winter air. Blame Canada!

Beedy little eyes, flapping heads all full of lies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 12:54 PM (XV/Pl)

205 While waiting, remember to breathe.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:54 PM (pDt9x)

206 Dry mouth? Saline nasal spray and just before bed chew a Rolaids but not swallow too much. It will coat the soft tissue and make a barrier when you breathe through your mouth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (z9hLS)

207 Sorry you're not feeling well, Ace. Do hydrate. And the suggestion of a little camphor or something in a nostril before you go to sleep sounds like a good idea. Missing sleep is not a good thing!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (NV5p1)

208
I wonder what Miss Eilish or equivalent would do if someone hypothetically were to hang around on her stolen land....

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (xRzA6)

209 @201

>>Uhm that’s your proof she wasn’t abused?

She's been pretty tight with her brother her whole life, I can't imagine him letting his little sister be abused.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (XV/Pl)

210 > Buzz Patterson, one of Clinton's AF1 pilots when he was president, has personally requested a seat at any of the Clinton hearings before congress.

My brother was an Air Force pilot for about a decade. He knows several of the people who flew the Clintons around. Among other things, he's absolutely certain Hillary's a lesbian. The pilots were aware when all of the assistants and important people were kicked out and the sex toy went in. For Hillary, the sex toy was always female.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (Yp6az)

211 Jill Biden's ex-husband Bill Stevenson charged with murder of his wife

https://tinyurl.com/3dkbkhre

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

212 I'm waiting for the perp walk of shame for Bill.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

It'll be like Ron Brown's funeral. He'll be yukking it up jovially with the guards until he sees the camera pointing at him, at which point he'll become Iron Eyes Cody.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

213 The dry air is Climate Change rargle bargle!!!!

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (xRzA6)

214 It's pretty much the story of humanity. The 'civilized' are the only ones that cared to document and denounce it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (diia5)

Yep. Same with slavery. It's been the norm throughout all of human history, until the evil white European males put a stop to it.
---------

To be more specific...white Christian males put a stop to it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2026 12:56 PM (XeU6L)

215 Via GP:
Newly elected Democrat Governor Abigail Spanberger is poised to release a savage illegal alien convicted of brutally murdering his own infant sister, and she has no intention of handing him over to federal immigration authorities for deportation.

The monster in question is Alvaro Mejia-Ayala, a 21-year-old (now 22) Salvadoran national who, in September 2025, wrapped a charging cord around the neck of his helpless 8-month-old baby sister in Loudoun County.

The infant was found unresponsive, the white cable still constricting her tiny throat. Despite desperate medical efforts, she succumbed to her injuries days later, her young life extinguished in a fit of incomprehensible violence.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 12:56 PM (TN0g+)

216 Elish looks like a fish.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 12:57 PM (g47mK)

217 211 Jill Biden's ex-husband Bill Stevenson charged with murder of his wife

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

Types deletes

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 12:57 PM (xRzA6)

218 Don’t think Buzz Patterson was Air Force One pilot.

Military aide to Bubba, though.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (Y1sOo)

219
Now: No one is illegal on stolen land!

Then: Erects fence around DC

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (xRzA6)

220 We Boy Scouts all just want to get home safe to our kids at night, and never touch Hillary Clinton's skidmarked shart-catchers. But I take that risk as a Top Man. Comes with the territory.

Posted by: Hammond Eggers at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (BI5O2)

221 170 160 Billie Elish looks like a bizarre freak.

Her eyes look strange to me. Really narrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (NV5p1)

222 Elish looks like a fish.
Posted by: runner

That type of comment has no plaice here.

Hake has no home here.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

223 211 Jill Biden's ex-husband Bill Stevenson charged with murder of his wife

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2026 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

Explains why she divorced him. And why she married her Grampa.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 03, 2026 12:59 PM (t0Out)

224
Stolen, my ass. Feather injuns are American Citizens, just like most of us. The smart ones (probably most of the descendants of their warrior ancestors) adopt the more robust Anglo Judeo-Christian culture that crushed them like a bug, and they live as prosperously as the rest of us.

The minority injun ghetto trash sit there in piles of garbage on the reservation, sucking down fire water and meth, whining about how the bad man stole their stuff.

Every ethnic group has their own minority of ghetto trash, injuns are no different.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 12:59 PM (dHWYQ)

225 That psycho nurse, Chad, now terminated, worked at a Midwest Express clinic. Please know -- these clinics are great! Fast, courteous, professional service, I use them often.

And I do mean "psycho"; they are estimated to make up 1 to 4% of the population

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 12:59 PM (aZ+cu)

226 I have a console evaporative whole house humidifier that doesn't blow white dust all over the house. It's got a big huge filter off the back and you fill the 2 gallon water bottle and stick it in. It helps with the dry nose, mouth, static electricity, etc.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 03, 2026 12:59 PM (BCuCF)

227 215 Newly elected Democrat Governor Abigail Spanberger is poised to release a savage illegal alien convicted of brutally murdering his own infant sister.
Posted by: Crusader

Her A.G. is hydrating up to piss on the grave.

Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2026 12:59 PM (Y8DZL)

228 213 The dry air is Climate Change rargle bargle!!!!

So is the moist air, slobber slurp!!!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 03, 2026 01:00 PM (DgMqy)

229 Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2026 01:00 PM (NV5p1)

230 I live in Georgia. The whole state is a humidifier. When my son steps off the plane to visit he says he can smell the mildew immediately.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 03, 2026 01:01 PM (t0Out)

231 Billie Eilish stood out because early on, she did the goth black and lime green hair, outfits that swallow me up and make me shapeless. She was adored by teens uncomfortable with their changing bodies and the male gaze. Did not go the Britney/Christina route of using her body to sell music. It was weirdly refreshing.

Then she rebelled and wore tight pink corsets, and it turns out under all those baggy sweatshirts was a bodacious rack and a gorgeous hourglass figure. All of her fans felt utterly betrayed.

Stuck with the girly phase during Barbie. (The Barbie doll she's playing with in the Barbie music vid has some of her famous outfits as an Easter egg.) but she's back to the shapeless outfits again.

I will say, I'm happy she has two Oscars and Taylor has none.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 01:02 PM (gWBY1)

232 Justice for Vince Foster and Ron Brown!

It's like these people get away with Arkancides ...

And I saw Chumped Hoss open for Lil' Wayne at The Dude Ranch in '99.

Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2026 01:02 PM (AI7FZ)

233 227 215 Newly elected Democrat Governor Abigail Spanberger is poised to release a savage illegal alien convicted of brutally murdering his own infant sister.
Posted by: Crusader
---------------------
Good. He will be out of country very quickly.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 03, 2026 01:02 PM (Hpgos)

234 Haul their corrupt asses before the committee.

Fuck them.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2026 01:03 PM (Riafb)

235
Tribal Indians in Northern Michigan made big money on the casinos and the tribes are run like corporations.

But, yes, free money can lead to bad choices for everybody.

Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)

236 189 No one is illegal on stolen land, even white, European colonizers.

Give Africa and Asia back to the Europeans.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (HXT0k)

Give Congo back to Belgium!

Posted by: Leopold wasn't bad, just misunderstood at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

237 215 Newly elected Democrat Governor Abigail Spanberger is poised to release a savage illegal alien convicted of brutally murdering his own infant sister.
Posted by: Crusader

She’s so moderate. Lol.

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (qpQFJ)

238 Beautiful morning here by the beach in So. Cal. Temps going up to low 70's after morning low of 50 with some fog. Sun starting to peep thru the fog and the ocean air is fresh and clean.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (QGaXH)

239 28 I still think that William Blythe died in a Soviet gulag and his double was appointed Hillary as his handler.
Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 12:24 PM (jc0TO)

You know about us, then?

Posted by: Connecticut Academy at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (O3dBq)

240 231

I will say, I'm happy she has two Oscars and Taylor has none.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 01:02 PM (gWBY1)

Maybe some day she will stop saying stupid things. Maybe.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)

241 Dry mouth can indicate obstructive sleep apnea. Sucks to wear the mask , but it's better for your health -- and not just for dry mouth.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (l+bxy)

242 Bill hasn't woke up with Hillary in thirty years.
They only see each other at public occasions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (z9hLS)

243 Whenever I think about the Clintons, the first word that pops into my head is contempt.

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (qwype)

244
The pilots were aware when all of the assistants and important people were kicked out and the sex toy went in.

The lights in Air Force One would dim.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (dHWYQ)

245 "I have to get my humidifier out of storage, but that only helps a little."

My inside humidity gets down under 20% when it is under 20 outside. The woodstove draws in some dry outside air, so I keep a pan of water on that stove, plus a big pan of water on low heat on my kitchen stove. And in the basement a put a gallon or two of water on the concrete floors every day.

It's 31 out now, and my living room humidity is up to 24. Still too dry, but better.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (vbXSk)

246 Elish looks like a fish.
Posted by: runner

That type of comment has no plaice here.

Hake has no home here.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

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And all this time I thought bait had no home here ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (AI7FZ)

247 189 No one is illegal on stolen land, even white, European colonizers.

Give Africa and Asia back to the Europeans.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 03, 2026 12:49 PM (HXT0k)

All land is stolen, probably many times over over thousands of years.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (O3dBq)

248 Two Americas

Right leaning people go to jail for contempt of congress

Left leaning people don't

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

249 Didn’t whatever tribe we “stole” the land from steal it from another tribe grieve at some point?

Coastal California is a little different since their land was worthless and their ndns could fish off the coast. Remember the Chumash kid whose family went to Kansas City to cheer the Chiefs, and got a raft of shit for it? The Chumash had been in California since like 3000 BC.
Likewise the Mexican side of the Gulf of California/Cortez was probably the real Aztlan.
If you are from the so-called "Dakotas" however then, yeah, the Lakota migrated over there and subjugated whatever tribes were native.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

250 🤣🤣🤣

(From @EricLDaugh)
HOLY CRAP! CNN was just forced to report 83% PERCENT of Americans are with Nicki Minaj and want nationwide voter ID

This *includes* 71% of Democrats. 🔥

In fact — support for voter ID is at its highest level in YEARS!

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (g47mK)

251 246 Elish looks like a fish.
Posted by: runner

That type of comment has no plaice here.

Hake has no home here.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

--------

And all this time I thought bait had no home here ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (AI7FZ)

Skate has no home here.

Posted by: Little ray of sunshine at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (TbWk/)

252 82 Oh and speaking of Cinema and there isn't much to see these days, these films came out from March - June in 1989...

Lean on Me, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Fletch Lives, Heathers, Major League, Field of Dreams, Pet Cemetery, Road House, IJATLC, Pink Cadillac, Dead Poets Society, Star Trek V, Ghostbusters II, Batman, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Do The Right Thing, Great Balls of Fire, Say Anything.

And those are just the highlights, there were other cute films like Troop Beverly Hills and K-9 but you get the point.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 12:32 PM (XV/Pl)

In my teens and twenties, i was at the cinema almost every weekend and there were still movies i missed because i just didn't have time.
Since 2020, I've been to one movie; my wife dragged me to F1 because she is a fan of the racing series. It was better than i expected. I wish i had gone to Maverick. Nothing else has seemed worth it. Haven't been for a marvel movie since the final one with Thanos.
Most movies and tv shows now sound like they're written by r*tards for babies. I'm actively appalled at the low quality of it. So, mostly, i watch old shows and play old video games.

Posted by: Nelly at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (7gpcF)

253 Actually I know nothing about an "iron grip" in schools, the obvious problem for decades has been near total collapse of standards and discipline.

The problem with student "walk-outs" over routine law enforcement activities is how stupid the kids are (even by kids' standards), how ignorant and stupid the parents obviously are, and yeah also that the teachers and administrators are worthless. Last word used advisedly.

The anchor around the country's neck that is "education" as it has devolved won't be fixed, so at minimum a long period of decline in many things is already baked in.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (U/Byj)

254 Karen Bass has chimed in on Don Lemon, saying he was arrested because he is black.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 01:06 PM (SzhuW)

255 "BREAKING: In a stunning blow to Democrats, 76% PERCENT of BLACK Americans want nationwide voter ID — in other words, the SAVE America Act

White voters: 85% want it
Latino voters: 82% want it

Another leftist narrative just got decimated.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:06 PM (g47mK)

256
Haul their corrupt asses before the committee.

Fuck them.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2026 01:03 PM (Riafb)

Not even with ace's furry dick....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 01:06 PM (dHWYQ)

257 I don't agree with the blackpilling here, Ace. The Clintons miscalculated pretty badly and they're going to have to testify on the House's terms.

The Left, including what sane elements of the Democrat party remain, have no further use for the Clintons. The 90's ended 26 years ago and since then the Clintons have been nothing but a liability. The Far Left hates them because they're insufficiently radical and old. The Mainstream Left hates them because they can't deliver any electoral victories. The Left as a whole just reacts them off the stage.

The Left wants to get Trump with the Epstein Files, and they're more than happy to sacrifice Bill Clinton to get to Trump. The Clintons thought they could run the 90's scandal playbook, but the support from the media and their party just isn't there anymore.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 03, 2026 01:06 PM (JykNP)

258 The Comanches have entered the chat.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 01:06 PM (pDt9x)

259 Humidity on its own kinda doesn’t matter. Dewpoint is what matters which takes into account humidity and temperature.

Aim for a dewpoint around 45-50 to be comfortable.

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 01:06 PM (qpQFJ)

260 Afternoon Ace.
The older Dems are going to be throwing themselves in front of the Clinton's like the questions are live grenades. Either that or Hillary kills Bill and pleads for mercy because she's a widow

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 01:07 PM (BWnHZ)

261 Convicted of murder in 2025 and Spanberger is going to release him to where?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 01:07 PM (0KSrI)

262 215 Via GP:
Newly elected Democrat Governor Abigail Spanberger is poised to release a savage illegal alien convicted of brutally murdering his own infant sister, and she has no intention of handing him over to federal immigration authorities for deportation.

The monster in question is Alvaro Mejia-Ayala, a 21-year-old (now 22) Salvadoran national who, in September 2025, wrapped a charging cord around the neck of his helpless 8-month-old baby sister in Loudoun County.

The infant was found unresponsive, the white cable still constricting her tiny throat. Despite desperate medical efforts, she succumbed to her injuries days later, her young life extinguished in a fit of incomprehensible violence.
Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 12:56 PM (TN0g+)

HE’S A SWEETHEART!!!!

Posted by: VA gov at February 03, 2026 01:07 PM (O3dBq)

263 dewpoint? we are not Meteorologists !

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (g47mK)

264 261 Convicted of murder in 2025 and Spanberger is going to release him to where?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 01:07 PM (0KSrI)

=====

The streets of Virginia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

265 CNN is also in conniptions because they are reporting that a majority (61%) support deporting illegals.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (SzhuW)

266 The democrats will agree to testify after the democrats win back the House in November.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (IifOV)

267 >>The lights in Air Force One would dim.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (dHWYQ)
__
And a small sign was taped to the door, reading "Don't come a'knockin' if the fuselage is rockin'!"

Posted by: Frasier Crane at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (bNf8H)

268 Looks like ICE needs to saturate VA next.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (O3dBq)

269 Bill would have been nothing more than an asterisk were it not for Ross Perot's animosity towards George Bush. And Hillary would have been nothing more than something you scrape off your shoe after a walk in the dog park.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (dTAT3)

270 Supposed to hit mid-80s here today. Too much to do for swimming, and just not usually enthusiastic about wetsuit for body surfing. But more such days ahead.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (U/Byj)

271 the Comanche entered a lot of places, and vaginas

Posted by: the #6 dance at February 03, 2026 01:09 PM (gKWVE)

272 dewpoint? we are not Meteorologists !
-----

Quit stealing my lines.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at February 03, 2026 01:09 PM (TN0g+)

273
That type of comment has no plaice here.

Hake has no home here.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

And all this time I thought bait had no home here ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (AI7FZ)

Skate has no home here.
Posted by: Little ray of sunshine

This is not who we are.

Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2026 01:09 PM (Y8DZL)

274
If you are from the so-called "Dakotas" however then, yeah, the Lakota migrated over there and subjugated whatever tribes were native.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 01:05 PM (gKWVE)

Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN90wZRnyM0

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 01:09 PM (dHWYQ)

275 211 Jill Biden's ex-husband Bill Stevenson charged with murder of his wife

https://tinyurl.com/3dkbkhre
Posted by: redridinghood
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Jill is very selective about her men.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 03, 2026 01:09 PM (z9hLS)

276
Convicted of murder in 2025 and Spanberger is going to release him to where?
Posted by: Ben Had

==============

Convicted of murder in 2025 and he's up for release WHY?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (Y2nZm)

277 Spanberger is overturning a murder conviction? I don't mean to be obtuse but how is that possible?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (0KSrI)

278 Is the low humidity a problem for you? Because I keep waking up due to dry mouth. I haven't had a good night's sleep in more than a week and the sleep debt is piling up.

(Yes I know, I have to get my humidifier out of storage, but that only helps a little.)

I'm playing injured here, coach. Don't expect too much from me today.

Such a hothouse flower.
Drink some water already.

Posted by: Sad! at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (Fzaov)

279 @252

>>In my teens and twenties, i was at the cinema almost every weekend and there were still movies i missed because i just didn't have time.

As I said, I would spend weekends at the movies and since I worked in NYC production and post production no less, it was common to go to the movies after work during the week.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (XV/Pl)

280 265 CNN is also in conniptions because they are reporting that a majority (61%) support deporting illegals.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 01:08 PM (SzhuW)

=====

"Which means that Trump's policies are deeply unpopular, which is why the Generic Congressional Ballot is significantly closer today that it was this time in 2018 when Democrat were looking at a blowout election (where they ended up flipping no Senate seats held by incumbent Republicans)."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

281 I know I find Bill and Hillary contemptible. No reason why Congress shouldn't do the same.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (I40wl)

282 Speaking of France, that LePen appeal trial is going on as we speak. They are trying to ban her from politics for at least five years on bogus charges.

Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)

283 160 Billie Elish looks like a bizarre freak. Just needed to say that. Carry on.
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 12:36 PM (pDt9x)

She's got some dead looking doll eyes. My first thought seeing her on the red carpet was; not hard to envision her standing over someone struggling to breath their last. Would have loved to see her cast in 'Once upon a time in Hollywood'. Easily see her charging Brad Pitt's character with a knife until he flings a can of dog food and hits her right in the face.

Posted by: Nelly at February 03, 2026 01:11 PM (7gpcF)

284 Bill Clinton and Tony Blair have done more to tear down two of the greatest civilizations in human history than anyone, ever. May their names live in infamy.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 03, 2026 01:11 PM (dTAT3)

285 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (GBKbO)
================
LOL, exactly

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 01:12 PM (SzhuW)

286 "CENTCOM reveals that an Iranian drone was also involved in the attempted seizure of a US oil tanker in the Straight of Hormuz.

The USS McFaul guided-missile destroyer immediately responded to escort the tanker with support from the US Air Force."

Mullahs are insane.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:12 PM (g47mK)

287 VA has some absurd mental health monitoring thing which is why Alvaro Mejia-Ayala's trial has not started yet

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

288 Chairborne is correct. Clinton was a pathetically inept politician and possibly the emptiest suit in modern history (polling done to decide where the first family would take August vacation). Though Obama probably bests him in that category, being literally a nothing with zero accomplishments and obviously no practical intelligence, plus lots of idiotic vile and alien sensibilities. Biden was just stupid, always was, and then the most corrupt VP in history, with his "presidency" covering/consolidating that corruption.

And except for the latter, none of those elections had to be stolen. Country got what was coming to it.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2026 01:12 PM (U/Byj)

289 286 "CENTCOM reveals that an Iranian drone was also involved in the attempted seizure of a US oil tanker in the Straight of Hormuz.

The USS McFaul guided-missile destroyer immediately responded to escort the tanker with support from the US Air Force."

Mullahs are insane.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:12 PM (g47mK)

Being convinced that Allah is on their side will do that.

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 01:13 PM (pDt9x)

290 129 President Trump is talking with President Petro of Colombia, right now. Up until this year, Petro was making arglebargle threats at Trump, but became amazingly rational recently. I expect part of it was the narco-subs that the USCG and Navy have been picking up in the Pacific, and part of it is due to rumors of information sharing between the Venezuelan's and the US about the drug trade, terrorists, cartels and financials for it all.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 12:39 PM (rbvCR)

Pretty sure watching the US snag his buddy next door in the middle of the night with zero losses made him think about what the "come and get me" bluster really might end up with.

Posted by: Inogame at February 03, 2026 01:14 PM (53oGX)

291 Spanberger is overturning a murder conviction? I don't mean to be obtuse but how is that possible?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (0KSrI)

I suspect the Governor of VA has full pardon ability.
Kate Brown released a bunch of murderers and violent offenders due to Covid. One of them wound up killing a Portland prostitute and left the body 60 miles south in a county park. Another was recently appointed to the Salem police oversight board.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 01:14 PM (rbvCR)

292 >>> Maybe some day she will stop saying stupid things. Maybe.
Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 01:04 PM (pDt9x)

Doubtful. But look at Nikki Minaj! You never know who is going to be the next to be red pilled.

Nikki was brought here illegally as a child from Trinidad and Tobago. Don Lemon dismissed her shift to MAGA because she's "island" black, not slave blood mainland black. (Never mind blacks on the islands were slaves...) Black on black racism by Lemon. Gotta love it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 01:14 PM (gWBY1)

293 CENTCOM warned the Iranian idiots a few days ago about drone operations near US task forces. They stopped doing them. Apparently someone decided to test the warning.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2026 01:14 PM (U/Byj)

294 Mullahs are insane.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:12 PM (g47mK)

Being convinced that Allah is on their side will do that.
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Well, that and worshipping a "prophet" that is described by one's OWN "holy" books as a *pedophile*.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 01:14 PM (TN0g+)

295 290 Pretty sure watching the US snag his buddy next door in the middle of the night with zero losses made him think about what the "come and get me" bluster really might end up with.

Posted by: Inogame at February 03, 2026 01:14 PM (53oGX)

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I was assured that that mission meant that America would be expanding its two front war (Ukraine and Iran) into a third front (Venezuela).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

296 The NYT had a helluva hard time tying PDJT to Epstein yesterday. Their story started out in the first paragraph saying the newspaper built a "proprietary search tool" that enabled them to find Trump was mentioned several thousand times in the Epstein emails document release. When you got to paragraph 7, they mention almost all of those mentions were newspaper clippings from a clipping service sent to Epstein's email account.

Such total propaganda.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 01:15 PM (SzhuW)

297 Elish looks like a fish; an albino carp. Thanks runner for landing a real snapper.

Posted by: kingsman at February 03, 2026 01:15 PM (ehY6c)

298 Bill's a believer
That makes him too dangerous
Hillary must kill

Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 01:15 PM (2ap+5)

299 Elish looks like a fish; an albino carp. Thanks runner for landing a real snapper.
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The day will come when she's knocked off her lofty perch.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 01:16 PM (TN0g+)

300 So they still aren't cooperating..

Just kick their door down and drag em out.

Enough of this clown show.

Any one of us would have been imprisoned by now.

Posted by: melodicmetal at February 03, 2026 01:16 PM (61TgR)

301 Ace is a mouth breather?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 01:17 PM (W2Pud)

302 Classic case of a woman who’s been abused by men since a young age.
Posted by: Really??

That's just an excuse. Britney Spears came out just fine!

Posted by: No one ever at February 03, 2026 01:17 PM (JCZqz)

303 I was assured that that mission meant that America would be expanding its two front war (Ukraine and Iran) into a third front (Venezuela).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm standing right here, you know.
-- Greenland

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

304 Comparing 2025 with 1995, the latter had

Seven
Braveheart
Heat
12 Monkeys
The Usual Suspects
Jumanji
Toy Story
Crimson Tide

Looking at 2025...I guess Weapons and Frankenstein

Quite a difference...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)

305 As Bill gets closer to testifying I hope his SS detail makes certain Hillary isn't left alone with him. Accidents happen, as we all know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 01:17 PM (SzhuW)

306 Classic case of a woman who’s been abused by men since a young age.
Posted by: Really??

That's just an excuse. Britney Spears came out just fine!
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I can fix her!

Posted by: Most guys at February 03, 2026 01:18 PM (TN0g+)

307 Set a date and time for this week. If they fail to appear jail 'em and set another date and time 6 months out. Every delay is more months in jail.

Posted by: DanMan at February 03, 2026 01:18 PM (8uzBS)

308 Isn't mouth breathing snoring. The will dry your mouth out.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 01:18 PM (0KSrI)

309 I'm playing injured here, coach. Don't expect too much from me today.

Posted by Ace at 12:17 PM Comments
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It's fine, there ain't shit happening anyways.
You've been digging for anything of interest.

(note: that's not the same as nothing will happen)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 03, 2026 01:18 PM (Hx0tZ)

310 Mullahs are insane.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:12 PM (g47mK)

Being convinced that Allah is on their side will do that.

Which is why MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) won't work on them. They welcome it since their religion is a suicide cult.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 03, 2026 01:18 PM (dTAT3)

311 I was assured that that mission meant that America would be expanding its two front war (Ukraine and Iran) into a third front (Venezuela).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at February 03, 2026 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

President Delcy Rodriguez has released 280 political prisoners so far, closed the Helicoide political prison and is pushing an political amnesty bill. The Venezuela state is still releasing prisoners, and each one is being recorded and put out over the web
This is a better result that some ongoing civil war that turns into a multigenrational political canker disrupting South and Central America.

Trump says he is talking to Cuba too, and I suspect the Cubans are listening this time.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 01:19 PM (rbvCR)

312 264 261 Convicted of murder in 2025 and Spanberger is going to release him to where?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 01:07 PM (0KSrI)

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The streets of Virginia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

What did he get? Time served? Murder was in September of last year. 4 months for murdering an infant. Must be something more to this story.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

313 The day will come when she's knocked off her lofty perch.
Posted by: Crusader

And it will be a big shark to her system.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (77rzZ)

314 It's no wonder the Left hates Trump so much. The man is getting RESULTS.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (t0Out)

315 Being convinced that Allah is on their side will do that.

Which is why MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) won't work on them. They welcome it since their religion is a suicide cult.
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Which is why islam is an ideology rather than a religion and anyone publicly enamored with it should be forbidden from holding public office.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (TN0g+)

316
What did he get? Time served? Murder was in September of last year. 4 months for murdering an infant. Must be something more to this story.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (Dv3i1)

Has he had his trial yet ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (VE6XX)

317 The NYT had a helluva hard time tying PDJT to Epstein yesterday. Their story started out in the first paragraph saying the newspaper built a "proprietary search tool" that enabled them to find Trump was mentioned several thousand times in the Epstein emails document release. When you got to paragraph 7, they mention almost all of those mentions were newspaper clippings from a clipping service sent to Epstein's email account.
Such total propaganda.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2026 01:15 PM (SzhuW)

Bob the Builder showed up twice.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)

318 Must be something more to this story.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Dems are Satanic. End of story.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

319 If that baby had been aborted no one would think anything about it.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 03, 2026 01:21 PM (t0Out)

320 What did he get? Time served? Murder was in September of last year. 4 months for murdering an infant. Must be something more to this story.

That's no reason to delay follicular immolation.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)

321 I had to give in on my aversion to using hand creams when my hands started bleeding a year or so ago. The dry air is brutal.

It's really wreaking havoc with my children as well.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Sometimes that's caused by poor circulation as a result of high blood sugar.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at February 03, 2026 01:21 PM (GD2xa)

322 Billie Eilish can barely stay awake when she is singing. Let her take a nap before recording next time, sheesh.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2026 01:21 PM (Dv3i1)

323 310 Mullahs are insane.

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:12 PM (g47mK)

Being convinced that Allah is on their side will do that.

Which is why MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) won't work on them. They welcome it since their religion is a suicide cult.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 03, 2026 01:18 PM (dTAT3)

I don't know about that entirely. I'm not necessarily convinced that the mullahs are all True Believers™ so much as they are masterful opportunistic controllers and manipulators of the True Believers™. After all, they aren't the ones blowing themselves up for Lallah.

Posted by: Just food for thought at February 03, 2026 01:22 PM (TbWk/)

324 Hake has no home here.
Posted by: Bulg
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Easy Pun of the Thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)

325 Billie Eilish can barely stay awake when she is singing. Let her take a nap before recording next time, sheesh.
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I don't think she's sleep deprived--I swear she looks *retarded*.

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 01:22 PM (TN0g+)

326 317 Bob the Builder showed up twice.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)

Always knew that fucker was a perv.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 03, 2026 01:23 PM (0bjKf)

327 Billie Eilish can barely stay awake when she is singing. Let her take a nap before recording next time, sheesh.
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I don't think she's sleep deprived--I swear she looks *retarded*.
Posted by: Crusader at February

She's constantly stoned.

Posted by: BruceWayne at February 03, 2026 01:23 PM (MGB5H)

328 lol, For 20 years, no matter the symptoms, 30+ people will tell Ace again and again and again to hydrate/drink water.

Ace has the most insightful commentary on the internet and for some reason he won't drink water. Sad.

Posted by: old chick at February 03, 2026 01:23 PM (F3Dlr)

329 Bob the Builder showed up twice.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)

Always knew that fucker was a perv.
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Tried way too hard to be hip with the kids...

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 01:23 PM (TN0g+)

330 325 Billie Eilish can barely stay awake when she is singing. Let her take a nap before recording next time, sheesh.
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I don't think she's sleep deprived--I swear she looks *retarded*.
Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 01:22 PM (TN0g+)

Heroin's a hell of a drug.

Posted by: She looks tranked out at February 03, 2026 01:24 PM (TbWk/)

331 Which is why MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) won't work on them. They welcome it since their religion is a suicide cult.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 03, 2026 01:18 PM (dTAT3)

I don't know about that entirely. I'm not necessarily convinced that the mullahs are all True Believers™ so much as they are masterful opportunistic controllers and manipulators of the True Believers™. After all, they aren't the ones blowing themselves up for Lallah.

You are correct, sir! If they're looking to die for Allah, why are they hiding in bunkers and sending their gold to Moscow?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

332 Ace has the most insightful commentary on the internet and for some reason he won't drink water. Sad.

Drink water? Fish fuck and shit in water!

Posted by: Nasty stuff! at February 03, 2026 01:24 PM (TbWk/)

333 Looked up Linda Stevenson's obit. Husband not mentioned

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 01:24 PM (BWnHZ)

334 322 Billie Eilish can barely stay awake when she is singing. Let her take a nap before recording next time, sheesh.
__

Yeah, yeah, like, make an effort, heh heh.

Posted by: Beavis at February 03, 2026 01:25 PM (qUkBO)

335 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2026 01:09 PM (dHWYQ)

Would you believe I never saw that scene before you linked it. THANK YOU

Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 01:25 PM (gKWVE)

336 Grifting Mullahs opened for someone

Posted by: tubal at February 03, 2026 01:25 PM (pDt9x)

337 Would you like some water?

I'm thirsty, not dirty.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 03, 2026 01:25 PM (2ap+5)

338 There's a movie I like, Bad Day at Black Rock. Academy Award winners, when it meant something, not for this movie. You got your Spencer Tracy, you got your Walter Brennan, you got your Ernest Borgnine, you got your Lee Marvin, you got your Dean Jagger...

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 03, 2026 01:25 PM (gm9Sb)

339 You are correct, sir! If they're looking to die for Allah, why are they hiding in bunkers and sending their gold to Moscow?

Posted by: Archimedes at February 03, 2026 01:24 PM (Riz8t)

Which then makes them nothing more than murderous charlatans.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at February 03, 2026 01:26 PM (dTAT3)

340 Nood electoral redistribution

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 03, 2026 01:26 PM (a+4eV)

341
Right Angle News Network

@Rightanglenews
- A Black ICE agent is going viral after asking a leftist if they are a man, causing leftists around him to crash out and call the agent a “house n*gger” as they drive off.

https://tinyurl.com/yy8t4umy

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2026 01:26 PM (NpAcC)

342
Drink water? Fish fuck and shit in water!
Posted by: Nasty stuff!
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Greeks have farted in it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2026 01:26 PM (XeU6L)

343 Maybe Virginia should be declared a disaster area. On the other hand, a majority voted for Abigail Spanführer, so maybe the coming venture into socialist stupidity will have a salutary effect on society in the long run (btw, check out the jaw-dropping slate of tax increases and new taxes the donks are trying to pass: https://tinyurl.com/ykbyk6ue ).

We'll see if Virginians turn out to be the same type of brain-numbed progressive enablers as so many of California's voters have proved to be.

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2026 01:26 PM (2L+MU)

344 Billie Eilish can barely stay awake when she is singing. Let her take a nap before recording next time, sheesh.
__

Yeah, yeah, like, make an effort, heh heh.
Posted by: Beavis
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*golf clap*

Posted by: Crusader at February 03, 2026 01:26 PM (TN0g+)

345 I’m sure there’s a quack clickbait scam ad that addresses dry mouth…

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 01:26 PM (O3dBq)

346 Eilish's parents are Hollywood actors and singers. She has zero real world experience with various teen mental disorders. And she's stupid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 03, 2026 01:26 PM (BWnHZ)

347 Which is why MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) won't work on them. They welcome it since their religion is a suicide cult.
Posted by: Chairborne!

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This is true for some, but I think the greater problem is their overall view of the world.

We in the West have a culture and civilization to preserve. For them the world consists of land they have conquered, and land they have not conquered. They do not care about history, artifacts, buildings, culture, people, art, ... Their world exists in that one evil book and a rock in Saudi Arabia. That is the only thing they revere.

I think this also applies to a large extent to China. They destroyed much of their heritage under Mao because to the commies, it was "year zero" and the "four olds" had to be destroyed. Recently they start to understand the propaganda power of some of their history but I don't think it really matters to them in the same way as in the West.

We in the West are unique in cherishing history and artifacts beyond their value at the souk.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 03, 2026 01:27 PM (npvCZ)

348 There's a movie I like, Bad Day at Black Rock. Academy Award winners, when it meant something, not for this movie. You got your Spencer Tracy, you got your Walter Brennan, you got your Ernest Borgnine, you got your Lee Marvin, you got your Dean Jagger...
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Tracy and Brennan are in that, but not the others. Robert Ryan is the heavy. And then there's Anne Francis. Mmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 01:27 PM (77rzZ)

349 No one's illegal on stolen land! Now excuse me while I go take a 36 hour nap in my multi-million dollar LA mansion.

Posted by: Billie Eilish at February 03, 2026 01:27 PM (qUkBO)

350 It's no wonder the Left hates Trump so much. The man is getting RESULTS.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

Trump could tell Ace to drink water!

Posted by: old chick at February 03, 2026 01:27 PM (F3Dlr)

351 Nood electoral redistribution
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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[considers the state of my electrical panel]

Oh,wait...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2026 01:27 PM (XeU6L)

352 Did you guys know that today is Mahdi's birthday ? Yes, that one, the one sitting in a well for 1400 years, waiting to get out!

👀

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2026 01:28 PM (g47mK)

353 why are they hiding in bunkers and sending their gold to Moscow

It's the whole coastal resort mansions and cities will be underwater strategy/kung fu that works well with low informationals.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 03, 2026 01:28 PM (DgMqy)

354 348 Look again. Spencer Tracy fights Borgnine, Lee Marvin is a total ass hole, Dean Jagger is the drunk sheriff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 03, 2026 01:29 PM (gm9Sb)

355 Speaking of France, that LePen appeal trial is going on as we speak. They are trying to ban her from politics for at least five years on bogus charges.

Posted by: Orson at February 03, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)

They nullified the Romanian election. Once they did that, nothing is off the table anymore. Nobody even slightly right of center will be allowed to win elections in the EU.

Posted by: Really?? at February 03, 2026 01:33 PM (qpQFJ)

356 How fucking based would it be if the entire world just started doing this shit in unison. What's he gonna do tariff the entire world? You know what that's called? Sanctions on yourself.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 03, 2026 12:37 PM (JCZqz)

Yeah, he would tariff the entire world, you idiot.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 01:40 PM (8avO+)

357 There's a movie I like, Bad Day at Black Rock. Academy Award winners, when it meant something, not for this movie. You got your Spencer Tracy, you got your Walter Brennan, you got your Ernest Borgnine, you got your Lee Marvin, you got your Dean Jagger...
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Borgnine, Marvin, and Robert Ryan must have been buddies. All three were in The Dirty Dozen. Two of three were in The Wild Bunch and The Professionals. I'll bet there are more.

Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2026 01:50 PM (5rh/l)

358 Cheezy grits with ham and a sunny-side up egg.

No. Life doesn't get any better than that.

Posted by: Dr_No at February 03, 2026 02:16 PM (ayRl+)

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