Animal Frenz Cafe

9 Gf horse complains he brought her the wrong hay but fine she will eat it.
Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2026 07:22 PM (YwEeS)
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And he can forget about a hummer!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2026 07:24 PM (MABZ1)

10 So an elephant walks into a bar

But enough about Jerry Nadler...

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:24 PM (gtcuf)

11 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)

12 Pandas are not real.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 07:24 PM (jc0TO)

13 Isn't it the female lions who do most of the hunting? That hilarious lazy lion brothers video would seem to underscore that fact.

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2026 07:25 PM (2L+MU)

14 Nice muff!

Posted by: Leslie Nielsen at February 03, 2026 07:25 PM (gKWVE)

15 Trash Pandas are too real. If it wasn't for that pesky ordinance against discharging firearms in a residential neighborhood...

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:26 PM (gtcuf)

16 There is an article on Insty about lead exposure sharply decreasing and how wonderful it is because it causes health problems and development issues.

Then why the fuck are we all retards now?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

17 Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Rottweilers, oh my!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Native American Crab Dip Aficionado at February 03, 2026 07:28 PM (35D0c)

18
The Big Dummy in the ring yesterday.

https://youtu.be/0i9bSQIrP8s?si=ulLlKVjf6Blafigg&t=317

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 07:29 PM (tgvbd)

19 There is an article on Insty about lead exposure sharply decreasing and how wonderful it is because it causes health problems and development issues.

Then why the fuck are we all retards now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Smart phones. And the internet more broadly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2026 07:30 PM (MABZ1)

20 16 There is an article on Insty about lead exposure sharply decreasing and how wonderful it is because it causes health problems and development issues.

Then why the fuck are we all retards now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

I think everyone was smarter in spite of all the lead paint eating and metal merry go round head injuries.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 03, 2026 07:30 PM (X42T3)

21 They adoped Muff, but not Muff's sisters. Mish, Quim, Hoo-Hoo, Tuna Canyon and Big Hairy F*!@#$% Pussy.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:30 PM (gtcuf)

22 A Beaver named Muff.

Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

What the hell else ya gonna call it?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 07:30 PM (2WIwB)

23
Then why the fuck are we all retards now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

Who you calling a retard?

*licks elbow*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 07:31 PM (tgvbd)

24 Another pleasant Café!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

25 What ever are the pandas talking about?

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

26 What ever are the pandas talking about?
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 07:31 PM

When is Trump going to bring down the cost of bamboo.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 03, 2026 07:32 PM (jc0TO)

27 "What ever are the pandas talking about?
Posted by: Skip"

Ball joints.

Posted by: fd at February 03, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

28 No, Billy Ellish!

Posted by: fd at February 03, 2026 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

29 They adoped Muff, but not Muff's sisters. Mish, Quim, Hoo-Hoo, Tuna Canyon and Big Hairy F*!@#$% Pussy.
Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:30 PM

Wasn't that last sister adopted by Winona?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

30 Beavers again! Perfect timing -- I just closed the tab with yesterday's art thread...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at February 03, 2026 07:34 PM (vgIIr)

31 In re: pandas, I asked last week what the collective noun is to describe a group of pandas, and someone (I regret that I do not remember the commenter's name) said the proper expression is "an embarrassment of pandas". That is absolutely correct, and absolutely perfect.

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2026 07:35 PM (2L+MU)

32 There is an article on Insty about lead exposure sharply decreasing and how wonderful it is because it causes health problems and development issues.

Then why the fuck are we all retards now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

Well, duh!
We ate it all!
*eats paste cause the Marines took all the crayons*

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 07:35 PM (2WIwB)

33 willowed-
I'm on my 10th Golden Retriever. Started when I was 4 and 70 years later this is where I am. A bit sad that for a gun dog I don't hunt any more but they are a joy to watch work. This newest one was NOT GOING TO BE ON THE FURNITURE. That lasted two days :-)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 03, 2026 07:33 PM (iNp3L)

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 03, 2026 07:35 PM (iNp3L)

34 A Beaver named Muff.

Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

What the hell else ya gonna call it?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 07:30 PM

Mish.

Short for Michelle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2026 07:36 PM (Wnv9h)

35 *tiptoes away*

Posted by: Melinda Gates at February 03, 2026 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

36 *Munches crayons*

Get yer own, dogface.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2026 07:37 PM (u73oe)

37 Yay, Snoopy !!!

Fun selection, ace.

Posted by: Adriane the Momentarily Less Cynical Critic . . . at February 03, 2026 07:37 PM (3ZUWJ)

38
A bit sad that for a gun dog I don't hunt any more but they are a joy to watch work.

Sporting dog: "Great day for hunting! Let's play two!"

Hound: "Go away and let me sleep."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 07:38 PM (tgvbd)

39 Male Lions do lots of hunting until they get a pride. Once they get a pride they conserve energy for defending it.

Posted by: steevy at February 03, 2026 07:38 PM (YwEeS)

40 Those cute sounds the li'l Beaver makes are called Queefs.

Posted by: I'm An Expert at February 03, 2026 07:39 PM (oftw2)

41 Wouldn't want a beaver as a pet. Thete is a small sream not far away but have to cross roads to get to it.
Now a otter I would take down to the river every so often

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 07:39 PM (Ia/+0)

42 2026 07:33 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at February 03, 2026 07:35 PM

Aww, it's okay. Dogs give us so much joy, sometimes I think we aren't worthy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 03, 2026 07:39 PM (X42T3)

43 The Big Dummy in the ring yesterday.

A nice looking doggo
: -)

Posted by: Adriane the Momentarily Less Cynical Critic . . . at February 03, 2026 07:41 PM (3ZUWJ)

44 Sighthound, hey, if I'm sleeping I don't see it.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 07:41 PM (0KSrI)

45
My mutt sleeps whenever she wants.

Oh, I guess that privilege should only be for purebred dogs.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 03, 2026 07:41 PM (3ek7K)

46 *Munches crayons*

Get yer own, dogface.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2026 07:37 PM (u73oe)

***

Gladly.
"Saddle up men, we're headed to Hooters!"

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 07:42 PM (2WIwB)

47 I used to love videos of dogs and cats playing.

Now all I think about is "They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX)

48 Rescued little beaver called Muff

TIL there is at least one Moron in the animal-rescue business.

Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2026 07:42 PM (VHUov)

49 Snoopy & his dog house are so cute.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 03, 2026 07:42 PM (NFX2v)

50
Pointer puppies training

https://youtube.com/shorts/cvBWeFLSi3o

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 07:43 PM (tgvbd)

51 Skip, all it would take to keep a beaver would be a medium size pool, say 20'X40'. And a grove of saplings and small trees so they can build a dam. It's all doable.

Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at February 03, 2026 07:43 PM (oftw2)

52 Snow Snoopy is awesome!

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 07:44 PM (gWBY1)

53 Not having a pool and some timber would be hard on the beaver.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:44 PM (gtcuf)

54 They adoped Muff, but not Muff's sisters. Mish, Quim, Hoo-Hoo, Tuna Canyon and Big Hairy F*!@#$% Pussy.
Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:30 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Schmundie at February 03, 2026 07:45 PM (35D0c)

55 39 Male Lions do lots of hunting until they get a pride. Once they get a pride they conserve energy for defending it. - steevy

Say, you've given me an idea. When Pride Month rolls around again, we should coopt it and celebrate lions.

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2026 07:45 PM (2L+MU)

56
They adoped Muff, but not Muff's sisters. Mish, Quim, Hoo-Hoo, Tuna Canyon and Big Hairy F*!@#$% Pussy.
Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:30 PM

Poor Mimsie had to stay home and sweep ashes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 07:46 PM (tgvbd)

57 Meghan Markle's jam is so sought after...that they are giving it away for free at Netflix HQ. Whoops!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8OkUwwSlBdk

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 07:46 PM (gWBY1)

58 The Big Dummy in the ring yesterday.

https://youtu.be/0i9bSQIrP8s?si=ulLlKVjf6Blafigg&t=317
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

What a beautiful doggie. He may be a big dummy but he's a handsome big dummy.

Posted by: Tuna at February 03, 2026 07:46 PM (lJ0H4)

59 Meghan Markle's jam

I'll take a jar of Grievance Grape, since it's free.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:47 PM (gtcuf)

60 Beavers furnish a valuable substance, which is known by the name of castoreum. This substance is of a brownish oily consistence, has a disagreeable, narcotic smell, and a bitterish, acrid, and nauseous taste.

Castoreum has been long celebrated as a remedy in hysterical complaints; and has been frequently used with advantage in languid habits and constitutions.

The fur of the beaver is much in request, in consequence of its having become a fashionable trimming for ladies' dresses, and a favourite article for muffs.

Posted by: Beaver Facts at February 03, 2026 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

61 a medieval burial in the Southern Altai may be linked to fairy tale

The Woman and the Bears:

The bronze plaque was discovered in one of these graves, belonging to a woman estimated to have been between 35 and 50 years old at the time of her death. Although the burial had been disturbed in antiquity, most of the grave goods remained in place, suggesting a ritual intrusion rather than ordinary robbery.

The plaque depicts three bear heads positioned vertically, each framed by forelegs folded beneath the body—a configuration archaeologists describe as a “sacrificial pose.” Similar bear plaques are well known from the taiga and forest zones of western Siberia, where bear symbolism formed the core of hunting cults and cosmological beliefs among Ugric and other northern peoples. Until now, however, such objects were virtually unknown this far south.

Its presence here is therefore extraordinary—not only geographically, but culturally. It may be the final resting place of Goldilocks!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 07:49 PM (rbvCR)

62 On the boat home.

It’s cloudy, but the mountains are out. City is behind me. I’m ready to get home and see my Fink.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 07:49 PM (qtgHq)

63
I think Megan's jam is sold in small jars.

She knows about small jams being "jammed " by Harry.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 03, 2026 07:50 PM (3ek7K)

64 Hasidic Rabbis wear our cool beaver hats.

Posted by: Susquehanna Hat Company at February 03, 2026 07:51 PM (oftw2)

65 The fur of the beaver is much in request, in consequence of its having become a fashionable trimming for ladies' dresses, and a favourite article for muffs.
Posted by: Beaver Facts at February 03, 2026 07:48 PM

And, in the words of The Fat Electrician, "their fur made dope-ass hats."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2026 07:52 PM (Wnv9h)

66 Narcotics have a smell?

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:52 PM (gtcuf)

67 Then why the fuck are we all retards now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Smart phones. And the internet more broadly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
----
Before ~1955 all of the joints on water pipes were (soldered) with lead. That's what those blow torches plumbers had were used for.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 03, 2026 07:53 PM (z9hLS)

68 Delurker, drug sniffing dogs say yes.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 07:54 PM (0KSrI)

69 >>>little beaver called Muff makes the cutest noises

Phrasing!
lol.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 03, 2026 07:54 PM (syz1S)

70 Narcotics have a smell?
Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 07:52 PM

Woof!

Posted by: Officer Goodboy at February 03, 2026 07:54 PM (Wnv9h)

71 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 07:55 PM (I40wl)

72 On the boat home.

It’s cloudy, but the mountains are out. City is behind me. I’m ready to get home and see my Fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 07:49 PM

Give her All The Scritches!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2026 07:55 PM (Wnv9h)

73 Another pleasant Café!

FUN FACT: AT the ones in Paris you can smoke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2026 07:56 PM (COQGW)

74 Then why the fuck are we all retards now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

Some of us come by it honestly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 07:56 PM (I40wl)

75 Me and you and a beaver named Muff

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)

76 Rescued little beaver called Muff
The jokes, they write themselves.
Posted by: Delurker

Tough name, for sure...

Posted by: Cooter Davenport at February 03, 2026 07:56 PM (n97xz)

77 On the boat home.

It’s cloudy, but the mountains are out. City is behind me. I’m ready to get home and see my Fink.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 07:49 PM

Question: Are those boats really driven by fairies?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2026 07:56 PM (COQGW)

78 One last comment on Billie and we can drop it.

Someone said she looks like Marilyn Manson with tits. Not wrong. But she all can look like Marilyn Monroe!

Her pinup pics in British Vogue showing off her assets: https://tinyurl.com/3axjjed4

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 07:57 PM (gWBY1)

79 64 Hasidic Rabbis wear our cool beaver hats.
Posted by: Susquehanna Hat Company at February 03, 2026 07:51 PM (oftw2)
And dance like everything too.

Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2026 07:57 PM (UYYJi)

80 I should be in bed but a very late start tom. But doesn't mean still won't be up at normal time.

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0)

81 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 07:55 PM

Woot!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2026 07:57 PM (Wnv9h)

82 The Big Dummy in the ring yesterday.

https://youtu.be/0i9bSQIrP8s?si=ulLlKVjf6Blafigg&t=317
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 07:29 PM (tgvbd)
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I was just looking at the Borzoi judging on YT and wondering which one was the Big Dummy! Thanks for posting this. What a gorgeous breed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 03, 2026 07:58 PM (kpS4V)

83 Then why the fuck are we all retards now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

Some of us come by it honestly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 07:56 PM (I40wl)

***

Hey. Some of us had to work our asses off.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 07:59 PM (2WIwB)

84 Tcn, congrats!

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 07:59 PM (gWBY1)

85 There is an article on Insty about lead exposure"

Article said that lead is the heaviest metal of all...

/science

Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 07:59 PM (XuXeR)

86
The Artemis II launch will be delated to at least the March launch window (windows occurs every month, roughly around full Moon).

Just like Artemis I, this thing has heap big hydrogen leak problems at the tail service mast umbilical. There's a big 8" flexible hose that flows LH2 into the main tank at some high flow rate. It started leaking early in the test, but they got under control.

At around T-5:30 minutes, when they started pressurizing the tank, it started leaking again big time, H2 levels increased in the space there, and they had to shut it down.

Besides that, they had communication problems too, audio drops out, and some of the cameras were messing up too. They think the cold snap may have caused that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:00 PM (w6EFb)

87 That bear cub is definitely a Republican ... lots of pouncing.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 08:00 PM (HlyYF)

88 18
The Big Dummy in the ring yesterday.

https://youtu.be/0i9bSQIrP8s?si=ulLlKVjf6Blafigg&t=317
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 07:29 PM (tgvbd)

And the result?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:00 PM (I40wl)

89 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 07:55 PM

Best wishes for your family!

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 08:01 PM (lpTXP)

90 Is beaver even used as a slang term anymore? Most of them aren't hairy now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 03, 2026 08:01 PM (CNl8/)

91 It started leaking early in the test"

FlexSeal!

Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 08:01 PM (XuXeR)

92 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 07:55 PM

No man has ever truly lived until he has had to clean a days worth of dirty diapers.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:02 PM (2WIwB)

93 71 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.

To hear the lamentations of his woman?

Posted by: Temujin at February 03, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE)

94 down.

Besides that, they had communication problems too, audio drops out, and some of the cameras were messing up too. They think the cold snap may have caused that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:00 PM (w6EF
Challenger.

Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2026 08:03 PM (UYYJi)

95 Seriously, good luck tcn + son

Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 08:03 PM (gKWVE)

96 They think the cold snap may have caused that."

/Morton Thiokol

Posted by: man at February 03, 2026 08:03 PM (XuXeR)

97 congrats, tcn!

Posted by: screaming in digital at February 03, 2026 08:03 PM (mNjzF)

98 At this rate, they're never going to get Mars Base 1 up and running in time for me to flee to it.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 08:04 PM (gtcuf)

99 Besides that, they had communication problems too, audio drops out, and some of the cameras were messing up too. They think the cold snap may have caused that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:00 PM (w6EF
Challenger.
Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2026 08:03 PM (UYYJi)

***

What do NASA and Star Fleet have in common?
All their shit was made by the lowest bidder.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:05 PM (2WIwB)

100 90 Is beaver even used as a slang term anymore? Most of them aren't hairy now.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 03, 2026 08:01 PM (CNl8/)

Speak for yourself. It's cold out there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:06 PM (I40wl)

101 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 07:55 PM

How exciting! That's joyful news, and I know you can hardly wait!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 03, 2026 08:06 PM (zYpTz)

102 93 71 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.

To hear the lamentations of his woman?
Posted by: Temujin at February 03, 2026 08:02 PM (gKWVE)

He is certainly getting an earful today.

He says she is "spicy."

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:06 PM (I40wl)

103 Hadrian, Big Dummy is gorgeous! I know you said in a previous post you've had people whip their checkbooks out and tell you to name your price. Glad you turn them down. What a treasure of a dog.

Best in Show is now on Netflix now. I might force the boys to watch it this week in honor of Catherine O'Hara! I adore that film.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 08:08 PM (gWBY1)

104 Hadrian, some of the dogs have much less coat on them. Are the grooming standards changing?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:08 PM (0KSrI)

105 We occasionally get a "pet" beaver in our creek at the farm.

I like watching him work, and the pools he creates always concentrate the fish.

Unfortunately, our creek has a huge watershed. When we get a big "frog strangler" rain, it always blows out his dam and lodge.

I do not know if the flood kills him, or just washes him downstream a few miles.

A year or two later, another young male shows up to start the cycle again.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 08:09 PM (HlyYF)

106 Mrs D is watching Thor.
Lets face it, he'd of done better if he'd stuck with Sif.
Jamie Alexander. Mmmm...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:09 PM (2WIwB)

107 tcn in AK

Your first grandchild?

Permit me to share with you a few important instructions I gave to my children and grandchildren, to help them keep their bearings as they go through life:

1) Never talk to a cop without having your attorney present;
2) Always play it straight with your parole officer;
3) Never try to finesse the terms of your probation

Anyhow, best of luck to the parents and the grandparents!

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2026 08:09 PM (2L+MU)

108
I was reading a long winded article last night detailing just what a boondoggle the SLS is. It's not even funny the stupid amount of money wasted with that thing.

And to top it off, it can't even put Orion in lunar orbit. It's less powerful than the Saturn V by a good bit. That's why this mission is just a free-return whip around.

The whole thing is an example of Congressional pork -- each congressman and senator wants a piece of the pie in their district and state.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)

109
I was moaning with my youngest child.

The OB told me to shut up.

I told him to climb in the bed and try to push out the watermelon.

Asshole.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 03, 2026 08:10 PM (3ek7K)

110 O, Muff the rescued beaver lived in a house
and frolicked in a fluffy towel in a land called Ohio

Posted by: banana Dream at February 03, 2026 08:10 PM (3uBP9)

111 71 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.
Posted by: tcn in AK

So excited for you!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 08:10 PM (hWqzv)

112 What do NASA and Star Fleet have in common?
All their shit was made by the lowest bidder.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:05 PM (2WIwB)

I know the test flight in 2022 went well, but feels like bad juju with the manned flight.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 03, 2026 08:10 PM (GTqXr)

113 >>> He is certainly getting an earful today.
He says she is "spicy."
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:06 PM (I40wl)

You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means. -- Inigo Montoya

Tell us about it!! -- horny booktokers

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 08:10 PM (gWBY1)

114 No man has ever truly lived until he has had to clean a days worth of dirty diapers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:02 PM (2WIwB)

----------

"Clean" them? What happened to throwing them away?

Posted by: The Past 50 Years at February 03, 2026 08:11 PM (JkO4W)

115 tcn, congratulations and blessings to your family.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:11 PM (0KSrI)

116 My grandbaby is on the way. My son is about to learn the meaning of life.
Posted by: tcn in AK

That is so awesome!
Congratulations to all of Team Ten in AK!

This coming weekend I'll be bar hopping with my eldest grandbaby. Sigh...time is fleeting.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:13 PM (2WIwB)

117 What happened to throwing them away?
—-

Disposable diapers make the baby Jesus cry and contribute to global warming greenhouse gases.

Washable and reusable cloth diapers are green in more ways than one.

Posted by: Progressives at February 03, 2026 08:15 PM (M1o7r)

118 He says she is "spicy."

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:06 PM

Bride of PI was also quite "spicy" as she slowly and painfully progressed over a 10-hour labor for our first delivery. I had bloody fingernail marks on both arms.

Baby finally comes out, perfectly healthy. My wife then slips into an exhaustion-induced nap.

An hour later, she wakes up and with a big smile on her face and says, "That was MUCH easier than I thought. No problem doing that again."

I am convinced God knew exactly what he was doing when he created "pregnancy brain". Otherwise, humanity would be extinct.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 08:16 PM (HlyYF)

119 Couldn't afford diapers when we were kids. They just dipped our butts in puddles and waved us in the wind.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 08:16 PM (gtcuf)

120
51 Skip, all it would take to keep a beaver would be a medium size pool, say 20'X40'. And a grove of saplings and small trees so they can build a dam. It's all doable.
Posted by: Beaver Cleaver at February 03, 2026 07:43 PM

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That's a big investment.

Maybe you're not serious but I anticipate:
-The pool would be filthy.
-The beaver might not confine itself to the trees provided.
-Could be illegal.

Let a zoo handle it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 08:16 PM (Ijbq0)

121 114 No man has ever truly lived until he has had to clean a days worth of dirty diapers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:02 PM (2WIwB)

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"Clean" them? What happened to throwing them away?
Posted by: The Past 50 Years at February 03, 2026 08:11 PM (JkO4W)

***

When Daughter #1 of Diogenes came along, it was cloth diapers only. Those new fangled disposable ones had just been invented and we couldn't afford them. It was the duty of Diogenes to clean out the doody, every damned day.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:16 PM (2WIwB)

122
Washing dirty diapers out in the toilet was fun, NOT.

The inventor of disposal diapers should have been awarded the medal of freedom.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 03, 2026 08:18 PM (3ek7K)

123 It was the duty of Diogenes to clean out the doody, every damned day.

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This too is the story of Cicero.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2026 08:19 PM (JkO4W)

124 My grandmother gave birth to one of my aunts while gathering grapes in the vineyard. This was her ninth child so I guess it was no big deal.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:19 PM (0KSrI)

125 I am surprised this non-Epstein story hasn't received more coverage:

https://tinyurl.com/4y8bbds7

Read the article. The USCG coordinated the rescue of Venezuelan fisherman far from the U.S. using the AMVER system. (Google AMVER)

Another "You've got a friend in me" moment in the Trump/Venezuelan relationship.

(I hope you're paying attention Karoline!)

Posted by: snakeplizzken at February 03, 2026 08:20 PM (G0Od/)

126
Hadrian, some of the dogs have much less coat on them. Are the grooming standards changing?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:08 PM (0KSrI)

____________

Girls carry less coat than the boys. As well, the kind of coat is just genetics and blind luck. Dan has a massive Swedish coat that he got from his great-great-granddaddy Bubba. But his brother Val has a less extensive flat coat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 08:21 PM (tgvbd)

127 One of my boys might have brought us home hand foot and mouth disease. It's going around and he came home early feeling sick. No rashes yet.

I showered, and feel itchy and hot. But I could be psychosomatic? Psyching myself out? If we get it, I don't know what to do to treat it. I just know everyone says it's the worst. And one person said they'd rather have chicken pox again than that.

(More stuff for your son to look forward to, tcn! He now has the most adorable Petrie dish ever.)

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 08:22 PM (gWBY1)

128
NASA appears to have the same institutional sickness that led to the loss of two shuttles, and for that matter, the whole ill-begotten shuttle program.

Reagan was president when the challenger was lost in '86. There were near-fatal incidents before that. There was no political will to hit the brakes on the whole thing. Seemed inconsistent with Reagan's movement. And the current effort is inconsistent with Trump's movement..

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 08:24 PM (Ijbq0)

129 18
The Big Dummy in the ring yesterday.

https://youtu.be/0i9bSQIrP8s?si=ulLlKVjf6Blafigg&t=317
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February

My daughter loves him! He is gorgeous.

Posted by: Piper at February 03, 2026 08:25 PM (OoFl2)

130
Nick Sortor
@nicksortor

🚨 BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has once again been HOSPITALIZED

McConnell has experience NUMEROUS medical episodes recently, freezing up, collapsing, and being unable to do his job.

I sympathize with the Senator, but the Senate is NOT A NURSING HOME.

Time to RESIGN, McConnell.

[Old Glitch Video and Funny Meme Image below it]

https://is.gd/8WXC7S

Posted by: ShainS -- Would Commies Care If The Minneapolis Paychos Were Killed By Illegals? at February 03, 2026 08:26 PM (thmx+)

131 I had experience changing my nieces’ and nephews’ diapers as their babysitter when I was a teenager.

I taught my wife how to change our son’s diapers.

Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

132
A lot of the viruses and diseases we have here are because we keep bringing in people who are disgusting.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 03, 2026 08:26 PM (3ek7K)

133 An hour later, she wakes up and with a big smile on her face and says, "That was MUCH easier than I thought. No problem doing that again."

I am convinced God knew exactly what he was doing when he created "pregnancy brain". Otherwise, humanity would be extinct.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 03, 2026 08:16 PM (HlyYF)

Yeah, I know that kidney stones hurt more than childbirth since nobody who has kidney stones wants another one in a year or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2026 08:26 PM (8avO+)

134 Been up since 3:15 am so calling it a night
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2026 08:27 PM (Ia/+0)

135 LizLem, seems there is no specific treatment other than analgesics for pain and fever and wait for the 7 tob10 days for it to go away.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:27 PM (0KSrI)

136 I had experience changing my nieces’ and nephews’ diapers as their babysitter when I was a teenager.

I taught my wife how to change our son’s diapers.
Posted by: Bulg at February 03, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)

***

I learned that running the safety pin thru your hair made it easier to pin the diaper.
Ahhh...back when I had hair.
Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:28 PM (2WIwB)

137 >There was no political will to hit the brakes on the whole thing. Seemed inconsistent with Reagan's movement. And the current effort is inconsistent with Trump's movement..
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 08:24 PM (Ijbq0)

Just outsource the whole kit and kaboodle to Space Daddy. Starship super heavy is at least 2X as powerful as Saturn V.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 03, 2026 08:28 PM (GTqXr)

138 132
A lot of the viruses and diseases we have here are because we keep bringing in people who are disgusting.

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Correction: They are all Sparks of the Divine.

Just keep them the bloody hell away from me.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at February 03, 2026 08:29 PM (JkO4W)

139 A lot of the viruses and diseases we have here are because we keep bringing in people who are disgusting.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 03, 2026 08:26 PM (3ek7K)

Or bmore precisely, because the government lets in these disease-ridden mongrels. No one asked us if it was okay.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 08:29 PM (lpTXP)

140 What’s with this “we” shit again? We are doing no such thing

Posted by: Common Tater at February 03, 2026 08:31 PM (M1o7r)

141 1) Never talk to a cop without having your attorney present;
2) Always play it straight with your parole officer;
3) Never try to finesse the terms of your probation

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2026 08:09 PM (2L+MU)

—————

4) Never play poker with a woman named after a city.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 03, 2026 08:31 PM (u73oe)

142 Diogenes was a bitter, nasty, foul-smelling peripatetic, and obligate shit-talker.

He also carried around his own Barrel to live in.

He seems like an awesome guy I could hang out with. Me and him and Nicki Minaj, just talking shit to people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2026 08:31 PM (BI5O2)

143 Yeah, I know that kidney stones hurt more than childbirth since nobody who has kidney stones wants another one in a year or so.
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Shot to the groin has entered the chat.

Posted by: clarence at February 03, 2026 08:33 PM (6L3LN)

144 Diogenes was a bitter, nasty, foul-smelling peripatetic, and obligate shit-talker.

He also carried around his own Barrel to live in.

He seems like an awesome guy I could hang out with. Me and him and Nicki Minaj, just talking shit to people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2026 08:31 PM (BI5O2)

***

I would add procrastination and sloth to that list.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:33 PM (2WIwB)

145 It's time to admit to myself that I will never be a Jeopardy! contestant, even in my fantasy trippin'. It's the new music categories. I don't know what The Kids Are Listening To, and I don't want to waste any of my remaining brain cells on the topic.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 03, 2026 08:33 PM (kpS4V)

146 >> 1) Never talk to a cop without having your attorney present;
2) Always play it straight with your parole officer;
3) Never try to finesse the terms of your probation

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2026 08:09 PM (2L+MU)

—————

4) Never play poker with a woman named after a city.

Never zipper your fly if you’re not wearing underwear.

Posted by: That Guy at February 03, 2026 08:33 PM (i14TE)

147 He also carried around his own Barrel to live in.

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He dissed Alexander the Great to his face. Or more likely, to his knee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2026 08:34 PM (JkO4W)

148 An hour later, she wakes up and with a big smile on her face and says, "That was MUCH easier than I thought. No problem doing that again."

I am convinced God knew exactly what he was doing when he created "pregnancy brain". Otherwise, humanity would be extinct.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Yeah, I know that kidney stones hurt more than childbirth since nobody who has kidney stones wants another one in a year or so.
Posted by: Oldcat

I heard that joke, but it wasn't kidney stones, it was "getting kicked in the nuts."

Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)

149
At this point, the SLS and Orion are deep into sunk-cost fallacy territory really. Isaacman and Trump 2.0 were thinking about cancelling it, but the prospect of the Chicoms beating us back to the Moon made them decide to stick with the SLS and Orion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:34 PM (w6EFb)

150 Some years back I had some really weird illness. I ordinarily go to bed and try to sleep off that kind of thing, but I couldn’t get comfortable. Like a gut pain with no pain. I simply had to pace and walk, keep moving to get relief. But this only worked for a few minutes before I had to go lay down again, which was impossible. Not optimal. I figured it was some food borne thing, but I dunno.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 03, 2026 08:35 PM (M1o7r)

151
Outbreaks of measles are due to mass amounts of wetbacks ushered in to the country without any controls or information. The media treat it as a puzzling mystery. If they make any attempt to establish cause and effect, it is only by chiding parents who don't get their kids vaccinated.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 03, 2026 08:36 PM (HLgI3)

152 My grandmother gave birth to one of my aunts while gathering grapes in the vineyard. This was her ninth child so I guess it was no big deal.
Posted by: Ben Had

Didn't notice it happened at the time. Until the baby started crying, and she heard it through the grapevine.

Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2026 08:36 PM (VHUov)

153 We can all be frenz as long as we're all well fed. When somebody gets hungry, watch out!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 03, 2026 08:37 PM (TOSLe)

154 At this point, the SLS and Orion are deep into sunk-cost fallacy territory really. Isaacman and Trump 2.0 were thinking about cancelling it, but the prospect of the Chicoms beating us back to the Moon made them decide to stick with the SLS and Orion.
Posted by: publius

History really does rhyme.

Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2026 08:38 PM (VHUov)

155 speaking of Jeopardy where's broseidon?

Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

156
The current plan to get land on the Moon with Artemis III is a convoluted thing. Elon and SpaceX got the contract for a lander. And what is that lander going to be? Starship. Specifically Starship HLS (human landing system). Elon will launch that into LEO. Then it will be refueled by a Starship tanker, also launched to LEO, and filled up with propellant in orbit by a bunch of other Starships carrying fuel. It will take maybe 8 to 16 fuel launched to fill the depot up.

Once filled, HLS will launch into LEO, then be refueled for the trip to the Moon. Orion will then launch via SLS, which will dock with HLS in a polar type halo orbit. Starship will then land on the Moon, for a several day stay. Starship then blasts off from the Moon, docks with Orion again, and brings the astronauts back home.

Now, if Starship is going to do all that, why the hell do you need Orion? Starship could carry the astronauts to the Moon itself....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:39 PM (w6EFb)

157 Yuck. I just tried a store bought ice cream of a very touted brand and it is terrible. I have gotten spoiled with how good those no churn home made ice creams are.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:40 PM (0KSrI)

158 He dissed Alexander the Great to his face. Or more likely, to his knee.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2026 08:34 PM (JkO4W)

Oohhh!
You all were referencing the original.Diogenes.
That procrastination and sloth comment was directed at me.
I'll get around to telling you about it...sometime. Tomorrow maybe...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 08:41 PM (2WIwB)

159 Nothing funnier than a bunch of guys who have hearing loss they don’t want to admit, sitting around having a few beers.

This is how it goes.

“Anybody want another beer?”

*two of three guys answer affirmatively*

*brings back two beers*

Guy #3: “oh thanks. Where the f is my beer?”

“Dude I asked everyone”

“You didn’t ask me, asshole.”

See, this is how wars start. Plus it’s like The Hellen Keller Club.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 03, 2026 08:42 PM (OjdEO)

160

Our wonderful daughter-in-law of our four grandchildren has developed heart problems. There is no history in her family of heart problems.'

We live in Wyoming and she had to go to Utah for doctors and the hospital there during pregnancy and delivery of the babies.

When she was pregnant with the third grandchild it was at the height of the chink flu scam.

She and our son were not allowed into the doctor's office and hospital unless they took the SHOT.

Granddaughter has speech problems which I blame on the shot.

The evil people who perpetrated the scam need to be .....................

Posted by: four seasons at February 03, 2026 08:42 PM (3ek7K)

161
Chicoms are talking about landing on the Moon with a manned crew in 2030 or so. I don't know if they can really make that or not.

But the thought of Chicoms getting there before us and setting up shop is not good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:42 PM (w6EFb)

162 Human space travel is a dangerous business. Sending satellites to space doesn't come with danger. . Lot of blowed up satellites that people just shrug their shoulders. Except the money people.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 03, 2026 08:43 PM (cwGMH)

163 “Go ahead.”

“Goat head! Why are you calling me a goathead!?”

Posted by: Common Tater at February 03, 2026 08:44 PM (M1o7r)

164 four seasons, I am so sorry.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:45 PM (0KSrI)

165 Yuck. I just tried a store bought ice cream of a very touted brand and it is terrible. I have gotten spoiled with how good those no churn home made ice creams are.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:40 PM (0KSrI)

Bad batch of Blue Bell, Ben Had?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 08:45 PM (lpTXP)

166 Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:40 PM (0KSrI)

Haagen-Dazs?

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 08:45 PM (gtcuf)

167 Sending a bot to moon and back is one thing. People? Its not the easiest thing in the world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

168 Is China a signatory to the 1967 Outer Space treaty?

The US agreed not to claim title to the Moon. Even though Americans planted the Stars and Stripes

Posted by: Common Tater at February 03, 2026 08:46 PM (M1o7r)

169 Outbreaks of measles are due to mass amounts of wetbacks ushered in to the country without any controls or information. The media treat it as a puzzling mystery. If they make any attempt to establish cause and effect, it is only by chiding parents who don't get their kids vaccinated.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

During the Biden Junta while terrorizing native Americans with the Lockdown and threats to take the shot or else they were ushering I millions of the diseased filth with little checks other than ensuring they got American money in welfare.
A great forced transfer in wealth and it is still ongoing.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 08:46 PM (/lPRQ)

170 (More stuff for your son to look forward to, tcn! He now has the most adorable Petrie dish ever.)

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2026 08:22 PM (gWBY1)

We were spoiled with our spawn. He spent the first six months in Guatemala in foster care, so he was exposed to every nasty thing that could possibly be. The kid was bulletproof. I only remember one or two fevers.

I suspect grandkid will not be quite that blessed.

We have been suggesting possible names. Euripedes, Marmaduke, and Loki have all been... nixed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:48 PM (I40wl)

171 Delurker, Bluebell double chocolate.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:48 PM (0KSrI)

172 Roald Dahl lost a daughter to measles.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 08:48 PM (gKWVE)

173 I again recommend the EweTube channel of Kenislovas: The Lithuanian Beaver Buster.

He is a strapping young fellow who removes nuisance beaver dams by hand, without the aid of heavy machinery or Tannerite.

m.youtube.com/@Kenislovas

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 03, 2026 08:49 PM (orLta)

174 171 Delurker, Bluebell double chocolate.

Ah. Never tried it. I'm a Haagen fan. Won't buy Ben and Jerry's on principle.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 08:49 PM (gtcuf)

175 Is China a signatory to the 1967 Outer Space treaty?

The US agreed not to claim title to the Moon. Even though Americans planted the Stars and Stripes
Posted by: Common Tater at February 03, 2026 08:46 PM (M1o7r)

According to a quick lookup, yes. But with China, you know that means precisely nothing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

176 Didn't notice it happened at the time. Until the baby started crying, and she heard it through the grapevine.
Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2026 08:36 PM (VHUov)

That's gotta be the stinker of the day, right there.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:50 PM (I40wl)

177 The US agreed not to claim title to the Moon. Even though Americans planted the Stars and Stripes
Posted by: Common Tater at February 03, 2026 08:46 PM (M1o7r)

The US left 3 non running cars on the moon .

You might be a Redneck country.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 03, 2026 08:50 PM (cwGMH)

178 I knew Microsoft was bad about spreading viruses but this is ridiculous.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 03, 2026 08:50 PM (BTetw)

179 What do you call a Chinaman on the Moon?

A Taikonaut.

What, you were expecting a joke?

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 08:50 PM (gtcuf)

180 Sacrilege: I have never been that big a fan of bluebell.

Kroger Private Selections stuff (Chocolate Ganache, Vanilla Bean, Tuxedo) are pretty good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s)

181 172 Roald Dahl lost a daughter to measles.
Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 08:48 PM (gKWVE)

My great grandfather died of something that a shot of penicillin would have cured. He died 20 years too early.

Same with one of my great aunts. Complications of appendix surgery. Likewise, nothing a shot of penicillin wouldn't have easily cured.

I suspect Roald Dahl's daughter was in the same boat. It marked his entire life, including several of his books.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:52 PM (I40wl)

182 >> But with China, you know that means precisely nothing.

Precisely. They are opposed to the Artemis Accords, which was a Trump 1.0 effort. You can look up the particulars of that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:52 PM (w6EFb)

183
Roald Dahl lost a daughter to measles.
Posted by: gKWVE

==============

Victor Davis Hansen had a sister who died young. Mother had measles while she was pregnant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 08:52 PM (JJJud)

184 Bluebell ice cream.

We all love Bluebell the commenter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

185 The US left 3 non running cars on the moon .

You might be a Redneck country.
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 03, 2026 08:50 PM (cwGMH)

Honey, that there's landscaping.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:52 PM (I40wl)

186 Seconded on Kroger Private Selections. Denali Moose Tracks is my jam.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 08:53 PM (gtcuf)

187 I was a big fan of the price of Bluebell in relation to quality. That no longer seems the case.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 03, 2026 08:53 PM (cwGMH)

188 But the thought of Chicoms getting there before us and setting up shop is not good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:42 PM (w6EFb)

I think the Chinese will find that getting them there isn’t really the hard part. Getting them back alive, that’s the hard part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2026 08:53 PM (JbyEi)

189 'We left a car with the keys in it up there. Know why? Cause we're the only ones going back there.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 08:54 PM (zZu0s)

190
We also left a number of bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:54 PM (w6EFb)

191 Aetius, our bluebell is the very best. The ice cream company should be ashamed.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:54 PM (0KSrI)

192
I suspect Roald Dahl's daughter was in the same boat. It marked his entire life, including several of his books.
Posted by: tcn in AK

==============

Measles is a virus. Penicillin wouldn't have helped. She needed a vaccination -- before she got the measles, of course.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2026 08:54 PM (JJJud)

193 190
We also left a number of bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the Moon

The Chinee can use it to start their Moon Garlic farms.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 08:55 PM (gtcuf)

194 Iirc, Bluebell had a Listeria recall a couple years ago.

Roof leak. Has to be. Or someone literally sprinkling dirt on the packaging.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 08:55 PM (zZu0s)

195 Breyer's ice cream, if I'm buying ice cream. Short ingredient list. None of those gums and weird stuff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 03, 2026 08:56 PM (zYpTz)

196
Yep, a total of 96 bags of shit, piss, and vomit were left on the Moon. All this was precisely documented.

There is a proposal to retrieve those bags at some point, just to see what happens to shit on the lunar surface after 60 years or more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:56 PM (w6EFb)

197 HEB Creamy Creations is good for a store brand.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 08:56 PM (lpTXP)

198

I don't think we have Bluebell ice cream here in the boonies.

We do have Tillamook and it is awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at February 03, 2026 08:56 PM (3ek7K)

199 Yeah, I know that kidney stones hurt more than childbirth since nobody who has kidney stones wants another one in a year or so.
Posted by: Oldcat

I heard that joke, but it wasn't kidney stones, it was "getting kicked in the nuts."
Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)

Think that through. How could childbirth ever be compared to a nut shot? Men don't have babies and women don't have nuts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:57 PM (I40wl)

200 I think the Chinese will find that getting them there isn’t really the hard part. Getting them back alive, that’s the hard part.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2026 08:53 PM (JbyEi)

That's the advantage they have. They don't care. They'll roll the dice to get there before us.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 03, 2026 08:57 PM (cwGMH)

201 There is a proposal to retrieve those bags at some point, just to see what happens to shit on the lunar surface after 60 years or more.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Astronauts should have swallowed a watermelon seed or two.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 08:58 PM (/lPRQ)

202 Barely ScaryMary. the brand is very good. I really like the Mexican chocolate.

This crap was like ice milk.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 03, 2026 08:59 PM (0KSrI)

203 Think that through. How could childbirth ever be compared to a nut shot? Men don't have babies and women don't have nuts.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Do women get gout?
Kidney stones?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 08:59 PM (/lPRQ)

204
Also, Alan Shepard left a golf ball or two on the surface.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 08:59 PM (w6EFb)

205 Chinamen on the moon could work in our favor. Nice Chinee take-out and a hand laundry to get your shirts done would be a plus.

Posted by: Wokking The Dog at February 03, 2026 08:59 PM (oftw2)

206 151
Outbreaks of measles are due to mass amounts of wetbacks ushered in to the country without any controls or information. The media treat it as a puzzling mystery. If they make any attempt to establish cause and effect, it is only by chiding parents who don't get their kids vaccinated.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Seattle media is full on blaming RFK Jr and his new vaccine recs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 09:00 PM (IhIKR)

207 Short ingredients lists are very good.

It's why I shop at Whole Foods despite the AWFLs, Karens, maskholes, smelly hippies and smug techies.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:00 PM (gtcuf)

208 Ice milk. Do they still make that stuff? I remember it well but haven't seen since the 80s, maybe.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 09:00 PM (lpTXP)

209 I don't want to experience either child birth or kidney stones.

Luckily I don't have to worry about one of them for sure.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 03, 2026 09:00 PM (cwGMH)

210 Think that through. How could childbirth ever be compared to a nut shot? Men don't have babies and women don't have nuts.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 08:57 PM (I40wl)

And there is no benefit to either a kidney stone or a nut shot (I presume--not having nuts, I'm only speculating). Whereas the agony of birthing is overcome by the love for the babe.

And anyway, why do we need to be competitive about hard pain? It all hurts.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 03, 2026 09:01 PM (zYpTz)

211 Seattle media is full on blaming RFK Jr and his new vaccine recs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 09:00 PM (IhIKR)

Seattle media is an ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 09:01 PM (I40wl)

212 Do women get gout?
Kidney stones?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 08:59 PM (/lPRQ)

Yes.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 03, 2026 09:02 PM (zYpTz)

213 Breyer's ice cream, if I'm buying ice cream. Short ingredient list. None of those gums and weird stuff.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 03, 2026 08:56 PM (zYpTz)

Dad stocked up on Breyers whenever it was on sale. They had a plant in Newark NJ back in the day.

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 03, 2026 09:02 PM (nbLIj)

214 "There is a proposal to retrieve those bags at some point, just tko see what happens to shit on the lunar surface after 60 years or more.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley "

Sounds like the start of another crappy space movie.

Posted by: Beaver Facts at February 03, 2026 09:03 PM (vFG9F)

215 And there is no benefit to either a kidney stone or a nut shot (I presume--not having nuts, I'm only speculating). Whereas the agony of birthing is overcome by the love for the babe.

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The agony of a nut shot is overcome by one's love of his nuts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2026 09:04 PM (JkO4W)

216 >>>Yep, a total of 96 bags of shit, piss, and vomit were left on the Moon. All this was precisely documented.

>They are safely stored for when we build a colony and make gardening sustainable and drive around in our Tesla EVs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 03, 2026 09:04 PM (TOSLe)

217
Clip of Alan Shepard hitting the golf balls:
https://is.gd/JKWBRe

He smuggled a 6-iron head and 2 golf balls aboard. He taped the head to some sample tool. He had to swing one armed, suit too bulky for two hands. First shot wasn't too hot, but the second went for "miles and miles".

"Miles and miles" was likely about 120', per analysis.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 09:05 PM (w6EFb)

218 216 >>>Yep, a total of 96 bags of shit, piss, and vomit were left on the Moon. All this was precisely documented.

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Now you can grow potatoes.

Posted by: The Martian at February 03, 2026 09:05 PM (JkO4W)

219 Seattle media is full on blaming RFK Jr and his new vaccine recs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2026 09:00 PM (IhIKR)

I suppose Seattle media neglects to mention that measles shots are still recommended. They never explain themselves because then everyone would see they are full of baloney.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 03, 2026 09:06 PM (FMtrg)

220 Kemps Strawberries and Cream ice cream.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2026 09:07 PM (Q+gd/)

221 Do women get gout?
Kidney stones?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 08:59 PM (/lPRQ)

Yes.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

So. A woman who tried all three will have an opinion that matters.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 03, 2026 09:07 PM (/lPRQ)

222 Seattle media is full on blaming RFK Jr and his new vaccine recs.
Posted by: nurse ratched

As it should.
Consider if you are a Native American - and, to this elite, you are. You are being invaded. You can choose to protect your children from disease... or not.
You are a woman on your own.
If you choose not, your line ends.
If you choose to be vaccinated, then in the face of invasion you at least keep your own line alive.

Posted by: gKWVE at February 03, 2026 09:07 PM (gKWVE)

223 I was hesitant on RFK Jr at first. He espoused a lot of crazy lib shit over the years. But, on health-related matters he's a rock star. I'm a huge fan now. As long as he stays in that lane, I'm glad he's on our side.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:08 PM (gtcuf)

224 Trader Joe's house brand ice creams are uniformly delightful.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 03, 2026 09:09 PM (JkO4W)

225 Cocktail hour has arrived, so I'm off to monitor the baby situation by text. Talk amongst yourselves.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 09:09 PM (I40wl)

226 Trader Joe's has excellent vanilla and chocolate ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant so I can't eat it 😫 anymore. Vanilla is French vanilla. Delicious stuff.

Posted by: Glenn at February 03, 2026 09:09 PM (vneJl)

227 224 I missed it by this much.

**Holds two fingers up**

Posted by: Glenn at February 03, 2026 09:11 PM (vneJl)

228 There's a Saint Bernard named "Bodacious" in the ring. Aptly named; he's an absolute unit.

I will always think of the Bugs Bunny cartoon where the St. Bernard pulled a body out of the snow then mixed himself a martini from his little keg bar.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 03, 2026 09:12 PM (kpS4V)

229 What was that fancy thousand dollar a bowl brand Pelosi had?

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2026 09:12 PM (Q+gd/)

230 > We also left a number of bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the Moon.
------
A unique and probably lucrative adventure... should one what to obtain it and sell it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2026 09:12 PM (jtM2q)

231 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

There's an amazing full moon out there tonight.

It's so low and big on the horizon, I felt like I could drive right up to it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 03, 2026 09:13 PM (ESVrU)

232 Ew. Max Miller's making spiced kangaroo in his newest video. I usually never miss an episode of Tasting History, but this one I think I'm gonna skip.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:13 PM (gtcuf)

233 Kangaroo tastes like venison. It's not bad. Wouldn't want it for every meal.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 09:15 PM (lpTXP)

234 Ice milk. Do they still make that stuff? I remember it well but haven't seen since the 80s, maybe.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 09:00 PM (lpTXP)

My mother bought into that low-fat craze for a bit. I had to point out that consuming ice milk made life less enjoyable, so what good was the extra minutes she was tacking on to her lifespan. To her credit, she arrived at "oh, HELL no" after her first sip of skim milk. Whole milk was always how we rolled, and that continues here at Casa Sin Problemas..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 03, 2026 09:15 PM (nbLIj)

235 229 What was that fancy thousand dollar a bowl brand Pelosi had?

Jeni's.

Made with the blood of virgins, I presume.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:16 PM (gtcuf)

236 233 Kangaroo tastes like venison. It's not bad. Wouldn't want it for every meal.

It looks awful in the thumbnail, but maybe I'll watch it anyway. Kind of curious where he got it. Can't be easy to get in the US. Probably had an Aussie fan ship it to him.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:18 PM (gtcuf)

237
Not surprised the Dobe won the Working Group. I think this is the Andy Linton Farewell Tour.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 09:18 PM (tgvbd)

238 Kroger Private Selections stuff (Chocolate Ganache, Vanilla Bean, Tuxedo) are pretty good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s)

Out here Krogers is a nice substitute for when prunes fail you.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 09:19 PM (2WIwB)

239 spiced kangaroo...huh...well, that's better than sittin' around talkin' 'bout Billy Eyelash, or whatever that was in the last thread.

Perhaps you've gotta use a pressure cooker or a thermal cooker on 'em? Sure seems like they'd be gamey and stringy.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at February 03, 2026 09:20 PM (vd6bO)

240
HEB 1905 vanilla ice cream is really good. Made with sugar and not inflated with air.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 09:21 PM (tgvbd)

241 I feel like the conversation with Garrett about how not everyone is antisemitic.

Are there really so many fucking people who really want to drop the N Bomb?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

242 Best ice cream in the Pacific NW is Tillamook.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 09:22 PM (2WIwB)

243 We did talk about Billie Eyelash's boobs, so it wasn't all bad.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:23 PM (gtcuf)

244 Space Jenkum

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2026 09:23 PM (BI5O2)

245 230 > We also left a number of bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the Moon.
------
A unique and probably lucrative adventure... should one what to obtain it and sell it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2026 09:12 PM (jtM2q)

Sorry, a hard no on the moon poo.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 03, 2026 09:24 PM (I40wl)

246 "We also left a number of bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the Moon."

Big deal.

Posted by: San Francisco at February 03, 2026 09:26 PM (vFG9F)

247 Penny the Pinscher is an impressive specimen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at February 03, 2026 09:27 PM (kpS4V)

248
Kroger Private Selections stuff (Chocolate Ganache, Vanilla Bean, Tuxedo) are pretty good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I really like their Southern Butter Pecan ice cream.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 09:27 PM (Cqx++)

249 >> There's an amazing full moon out there tonight.

Just looked out and saw it now. It's the Snow Moon, which was appropriate for here. Full Moon was Feb 1, and it's about 97% now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at February 03, 2026 09:27 PM (w6EFb)

250 243 We did talk about Billie Eyelash's boobs, so it wasn't all bad.
Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:23 PM (gtcuf)

Don't know that there are any particularly "bad" boobs in this world, but that face has "drama" written all over it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at February 03, 2026 09:27 PM (vd6bO)

251 Now, if they were to find used condoms among the moon garbage, people gonna talk.

Maybe it's best left alone, after all.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:28 PM (gtcuf)

252 Don't know that there are any particularly "bad" boobs in this world, but that face has "drama" written all over it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at February 03, 2026 09:27 PM (vd6bO)

Drama is an underrated Yes album.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 09:28 PM (hJH5n)

253
Best ice cream in the Pacific NW is Tillamook.
Posted by: Diogenes

Indiana Kroger has it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 09:28 PM (Cqx++)

254 250 243 We did talk about Billie Eyelash's boobs, so it wasn't all bad.
Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:23 PM (gtcuf)

Don't know that there are any particularly "bad" boobs in this world, but that face has "drama" written all over it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at February 03, 2026 09:27 PM (vd6bO)

FAFO

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 09:28 PM (lpTXP)

255 240
HEB 1905 vanilla ice cream is really good. Made with sugar and not inflated with air.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 09:21 PM (tgvbd)

You can't go wrong with any H-E-B Creamy Creations ice cream. They can and do give Blue Bell Ice Cream a run for its money. Cheaper, too.

I just wish my nearest H-E-B had chocolate chip cookie dough in stock...

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 09:30 PM (hJH5n)

256
Pandas having a bamboo party ...

... playing Mah Jongg, and gossiping about their distant cousin, Winnie Xi Pooh

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2026 09:30 PM (xG4kz)

257 FAFO
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Hahahahaha!....yep.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at February 03, 2026 09:30 PM (vd6bO)

258 Why bring your lunar pioneers home? Have them dig in and drop supplies to them until they become self-sufficient. And maybe they will build a computer. And maybe they will call it "Mike"...

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 03, 2026 09:31 PM (orLta)

259 Best ice cream in the Pacific NW is Tillamook.
Posted by: Diogenes

Indiana Kroger has it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 09:28 PM (Cqx++)

To anyone who gets to visit the NW, a day trip to Tillamook Oregon is worth it to visit the cheese and ice cream plant.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 09:31 PM (2WIwB)

260
I suppose Seattle media neglects to mention that measles shots are still recommended. They never explain themselves because then everyone would see they are full of baloney.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 03, 2026 09:06 PM (FMtrg)

They never will mention WHY we have measles outbreaks.

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 09:31 PM (hJH5n)

261
One might rescue little beavers, but rehabilitating them is another thing altogether

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2026 09:32 PM (xG4kz)

262 The Big Dummy in the ring yesterday.
https://youtu.be/0i9bSQIrP8s?t=317
Posted by: Hadrian

I assume that's our Big Moron where the vid was cued up (t=317)?

They are all such elegant critters.

Our Malinois, while good-looking, is not so elegant. Or well-trained.🐕

Posted by: mindful webworker - a big dummy, too, at February 03, 2026 09:33 PM (ZDu+s)

263 Best ice cream in the Pacific NW is Tillamook.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 09:22 PM (2WIwB)

There are times that I like Umpqua instead, but sometimes I find Tillamook too rich.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 09:34 PM (rbvCR)

264 https://lovecreekorchards.com/

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 09:34 PM (hJH5n)

265 Mrs. F. reports the chopper that did about 10 low passes over house today was scanning for nuclear materials.

So I have some good news.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2026 09:34 PM (RIvkX)

266 253 Drama is an underrated Yes album.

Word. It's pretty much been rehabilitated among Prog fans, and deservedly so. I really love that album and wish they had made another with that lineup*. Machine Messiah and Tempus Fugit!

*(well, they kind of did, but thirty plus years later.)

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:35 PM (gtcuf)

267
I assume that's our Big Moron where the vid was cued up (t=317)?

__________

You assume correctly. He's such a good boy. Not a smart boy, but a good boy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2026 09:36 PM (tgvbd)

268 230 > We also left a number of bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the Moon.
------
A unique and probably lucrative adventure... should one what to obtain it and sell it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2026 09:12 PM (jtM2q)

So we marked our territory?

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 09:37 PM (hJH5n)

269
Now, if they were to find used condoms among the moon garbage, people gonna talk.

Maybe it's best left alone, after all.
Posted by: Delurker

Irradiated moon spooge will be the next big kink for that frog dude, "Insert Unexploded WWI Shell Here".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2026 09:38 PM (xG4kz)

270 258 Why bring your lunar pioneers home? Have them dig in and drop supplies to them until they become self-sufficient. And maybe they will build a computer. And maybe they will call it "Mike"...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 03, 2026 09:31 PM (orLta)

The computer is called "computer".

Posted by: Space: MCMXCIX at February 03, 2026 09:38 PM (hJH5n)

271 There are times that I like Umpqua instead, but sometimes I find Tillamook too rich.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 09:34 PM (rbvCR)

I like Umpqua too.
I've never had the too rich problem with Tillamook, but (looks over shoulder to make sure it's safe) I have with Ferdinand's from WSU. Very rich ice cream and super smooth, but the cheese is as good as Tillamook's.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 09:39 PM (2WIwB)

272
We also left a number of bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the Moon.

No smallpox infected Hudson Bay Company blankets? I am disappoint.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2026 09:39 PM (xG4kz)

273 Popping open a Bud Light and watching the Superbowl half-time show used to be a manly thing . . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 09:39 PM (rbvCR)

274 Indiana Kroger has it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 09:28 PM (Cqx++)

Is it...a MURDER KROGER???

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 09:40 PM (hJH5n)

275
Why bring your lunar pioneers home? Have them dig in and drop supplies to them until they become self-sufficient. And maybe they will build a computer. And maybe they will call it "Mike"...
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

And he will throw rocks at the Earth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2026 09:41 PM (Cqx++)

276 So I have some good news.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 03, 2026 09:34 PM (RIvkX)

You finally figured out which drill bits have the highest Cobalt content?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 09:41 PM (rbvCR)

277 264 https://lovecreekorchards.com/
Posted by: Cow Demon at February 03, 2026 09:34 PM (hJH5n)

I’ve been there , that place is great! We ran into it unexpectedly while taking a trip through the area. Never expected to find an apple orchard so good down there!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2026 09:41 PM (JbyEi)

278 The Big Dummy is a handsome dog. It's fun to have a visual of him.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 09:42 PM (lpTXP)

279 I again recommend the EweTube channel of Kenislovas: The Lithuanian Beaver Buster.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

The Paolo, he would have thought his cousin to be too spicy for the YouTube.

Posted by: Paolo at February 03, 2026 09:42 PM (VHUov)

280 F the Stupid Bowl. The Seattle Commies vs. The Boston Massholes. With an all-TDS halftime show. I'm surprised the players aren't playing in drag. Maybe next year.

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:43 PM (gtcuf)

281 We also left a number of bags of feces, urine, and vomit on the...

Damn. Fraternity life!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2026 09:43 PM (2WIwB)

282 They never will mention WHY we have measles outbreaks.
Posted by: Cow Demon
--------

They leave it to the covidiots to assume that it's all the fault of "anti-vaxxers."

Posted by: JQ at February 03, 2026 09:43 PM (rdVOm)

283 Do we care to have a compensated banjo bridge, or is a straight one adequate for the purpose of good intonation?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at February 03, 2026 09:43 PM (vd6bO)

284 Popping open a Bud Light and watching the Superbowl half-time show used to be a manly thing . . . .
Posted by: Kindltot

But it still is!

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at February 03, 2026 09:43 PM (VHUov)

285 You know, aside from shoving a live munitions up your ass, there are issues.

The shell has presumably been sitting in the dirt for over 100 years (unless it was a cleaned and oiled souvenir.) Maybe he cleaned it before use.

2) and this is a question. When was the modern mortar invented? They said it was about an inch across and 8 inches long. I was trying to think of what that would be. 20mm round? I know where was a knee mortar the Germans had in WWII but I think that was like 38mm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 09:43 PM (zZu0s)

286 A Rottweiler in my neighborhood jumped the electric fence in his yard two weeks ago, and attacked my 11 pound dog. My dog was on a short leash that I was holding. My little dog died. Yeah I’m angry.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at February 03, 2026 09:44 PM (S3aD9)

287 I have figured it out: Billie Eilish is "Fat Wednesday Addams"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 09:44 PM (rbvCR)

288
I used to be messed up on porn, but now I am messed up on land stolen from indigenous peoples

-- Billie Eyelash, awaiting a pallet of clues to be dropped on her head

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 03, 2026 09:45 PM (xG4kz)

289 Krogers is called King Soopers here. In Utah it's called City Market. Why did CO get the retarded name?

Posted by: Delurker at February 03, 2026 09:46 PM (gtcuf)

290 Popping open a Bud Light and watching the Superbowl half-time show used to be a manly thing . . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2026 09:39 PM (rbvCR)

Sorry. Only dress-wearing "men" drinking White Claws ate allowed now.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 03, 2026 09:46 PM (lpTXP)

291 Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at February 03, 2026 09:44 PM (S3aD9)

So very sorry to hear that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 03, 2026 09:46 PM (zZu0s)

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