Epstein Docs: Bill Gates Sought Secret Antibiotics to Slip His Wife So She Wouldn't Know He'd Given Her an STD He Got from Epstein's Hookers

Nice.

Nice.

It look like you're trying to cure an STD....

Posted by: Clippy

See below the jump

Also, NBD, but Epstein gave top Obama advisor and Democrat operative Kathryn Ruemmler a $10,000 handbag.

'OH MY GOD!!!!! I am dying': Jeffrey Epstein Showered Obama White House Counsel Kathryn Ruemmler With Gifts, Including $9,400 Hermes Handbag and Four Seasons Spa Treatment, Emails Show

Ruemmler, who told CNN Epstein never 'compensated' her, accepted the gifts years after Epstein's sex crimes were public knowledge
Chuck Ross and Collin Anderson
January 30, 2026

Former Obama White House counsel Kathryn Ruemmler has attempted to downplay a steady drip of revelations about her relationship with Jeffrey Epstein by claiming he never "compensated" her. Newly released emails, however, show the convicted sex criminal showered Ruemmler with luxury gifts, including a $9,400 Hermes handbag, an Hermes-branded Apple watch, and a spa treatment package at the Four Seasons Hotel in Washington, D.C., emails reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon show.
The gifts, revealed in documents released Friday by the Department of Justice, came years after allegations of Epstein's sex crimes against children became public knowledge and undercut Ruemmler's attempts to distance herself from Epstein.
Ruemmler, now the top lawyer for Goldman Sachs, has faced intense criticism as troves of Epstein records shed light on her relationship with the sex pest. When CNN reported last month that Ruemmler advised Epstein on media strategies, she told the outlet she "did not represent him and was not compensated by him."
The documents released Friday show otherwise. In emails ranging from 2014 to 2019, Ruemmler routinely corresponded with Epstein's associates to accept gifts or express her gratitude to Epstein. In some cases, she asked for specific items.
The priciest gift likely came in August 2016, when Epstein purchased Ruemmler a $9,400 handbag from the French luxury brand Hermes. Epstein took a particular interest in ensuring Ruemmler received the bag, directing one of his associates, Lesley Groff, to "confirm receipt with Kathy" and "follow up to make sure it happens." When Ruemmler received the bag, she wrote to Groff, "OH MY GOD!!!!! He is in so much trouble!!!! I am dying. It is so beautiful," as Groff relayed to Epstein. Used versions of the same bag--a Jypsiere 31--now sell for around $5,000.

Some two years later, in November 2018, Epstein bought Ruemmler an Hermes edition of the Apple Watch, which retails for $1,300. Emails show that Ruemmler asked for a specific model and watch band and said the gift was "so sweet of Jeffrey!"
"If truly okay with him to do the Hermes, I would love the 40 mm, stainless Hermes with bleu indigo swift leather double tour," Ruemmler wrote at the time. "I'll wear that one every day, whereas the sportier ones I would likely only wear on weekends or when exercising, etc." When Epstein's associate, Groff, relayed the gift to Epstein's accountant, Richard Kahn, Groff wrote, "I knew Kathy would want Hermes." Epstein bought another Apple Watch for Steve Bannon around the same time, according to the emails.
Epstein also appeared to be attuned to Ruemmler's schedule and professional achievements. He booked a "full half day" spa appointment at the Four Seasons Hotel in Georgetown for Ruemmler in August 2016, writing to an associate, "she won her case and needs some pampering." The associate responded with a credit card authorization form and said, "Kathy will go either today or tomorrow she says..." A massage and facial at the luxury hotel can cost upwards of $1,000.
Epstein appeared to provide other gifts of unknown value to Ruemmler. In December 2014, an Epstein associate emailed Ruemmler to inform her that Epstein planned to send his housekeeper to "deliver your ring to you!!" In February 2019, an Epstein associate sent a reminder email to an unidentified individual reading, "Reminder: Bottle of wine and note card to be delivered to Ruemmler today. Let me know once it has been delivered so I can tell Jeffrey."

Wow. In the Epstein emails DOJ dropped, Jeffrey sent himself emails memorializing a fight he had with Bill Gates. In it he says that Bill Gates got STD’s from Russian hookers, and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing. 😳 pic.twitter.com/XNA0vNWTcI
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) January 30, 2026

Meanwhile:

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“A judge found PROBABLE CAUSE — that’s not given lightly.”

This is HUGE. A federal judge reviewed the evidence and signed off, meaning there's enough to believe a crime occurred and… pic.twitter.com/pmyZuT9GMA
— Officer Lew (@officer_Lew) January 30, 2026

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— TruthHammer4EVA (@TruthHammer4EVA) January 30, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 04:32 PM

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1 Need a shot, doc.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 04:34 PM (Kt19C)

2 It look like you're trying to cure an STD....

Posted by: Clippy at January 30, 2026 04:34 PM (jGJov)

3 Ah!!!! Italicans!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 04:35 PM (kgE5c)

4 Yeah, but where did Bill Gates get those moobs? Hmmmm?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:36 PM (moGJJ)

5 Always that Epstein Island would have the finest entertainment, very clean, very clean girls....
I guess not

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 04:36 PM (/lPRQ)

6
Don't look now, but it's Italicans all the way down!

Where's ICE when a blog needs then?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:37 PM (xG4kz)

7 Hey Tatiana, you made sure to wash that strap-on thoroughly right? Oh yeah you don't speak English. Well I'm sure it'll be ok...

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (RuMUX)

8 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (LdBR/)

9 Yeah, but this is only limited to Georgia.

/sarc

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:38 PM (moGJJ)

10 Let those of us who HAVEN'T gotten the clap from Russian prostitutes and sought clandestine medications to keep our wives from finding out cast the first stone

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2026 04:39 PM (HIHJq)

11 It boggles my mind that a purse could be worth
$10, 000. If you want to bribe me or keep me quiet give me money. And no, I've never received a bribe or payoff and can't imagine that I would. I've also had the same crummy black purse for about 10 years because I've never been a fashionista or whatever the equivalent for purses is.

Also, Bill Gates is-creepy, evil weirdo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 04:39 PM (7RYym)

12 A freshly minted PFC fresh out of BMT knows to wear protection with a hooker.

I guess that wisdom hasn’t worked its way up to the billionaires class.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (moGJJ)

13
"Really , Melinda, she was just being all handsy with me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (xG4kz)

14 when will the RICO charge hit the dems? The fraud is all over the place. As we all knew.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (8uzBS)

15 >>> Ruemmler, who told CNN Epstein never 'compensated' her, accepted the gifts years after Epstein's sex crimes were public knowledge.

What does her OGE 450 and 1040 say?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 04:40 PM (/lPRQ)

16 That poor Russian prostitute.

Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (HIHJq)

17 2 It look like you're trying to cure an STD....
Posted by: Clippy

Probable threadwinner at #2. Well played.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (VHUov)

18
Billy coulda got antibiotics used for fish tanks. Nust saying...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (xG4kz)

19 They should go after that shitbag AG in Michigan. She helped perpetuate voter fraud there.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (moGJJ)

20 and then asked Jeffrey for antibiotics that Bill could secretly give to Melinda without her noticing.

Bill, you know that only boys can catch or transmit that STD, right...?

Posted by: Dr. Epstein at January 30, 2026 04:41 PM (7kply)

21 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 04:42 PM (0N4FZ)

22 Trump is releasing these Epstein files to distract from the Epstein files.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

23 I'm Wart, Genital Wart. Bill Gate's wart. Not his wart. Not his wart! I'm... I'm the wart. He's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Genital "Wart" Gates. That's what they call me, or Genital Wart Head. They'll call me that. "Genital Wart Head's coming."

Posted by: Genital Wart Gates at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (pbej3)

24 Almost feel sorrow for these people. Sold their souls for dross and will never know the treasures of heaven. They chose poorly.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (ehY6c)

25 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?

Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)

26 earlier I was going to post "they released the last batch of epstein docs and there's nothing there" -- to annoy the people claiming there's a cover up of "the client list" and that Patel, Bondi, and Bongino are all in on the cover-up.

You know, Candace Owens listeners.

Anyway, glad I didn't post that.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)

27 "a $9,400 handbag from the French luxury brand Hermes."

The dumb-ass things that some people value highly. SMH.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (N8ZBc)

28 Visual for the day. Bill Gates having sex with young hooker. Eyes rolled back in his head, moobs flapping, sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (moGJJ)

29 Kathryn Ruemmler looks kind of like Kirsten Gillibrand if the latter didn't have a torrid love affair with hohos.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (sKqQm)

30 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y.

Maybe the hookers stopped offering protection after they reached 15 years old and required that you start using another 12 year old.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

31 Where are all the Bondi haters today?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (moGJJ)

32 26 earlier I was going to post "they released the last batch of epstein docs and there's nothing there" -- to annoy the people claiming there's a cover up of "the client list" and that Patel, Bondi, and Bongino are all in on the cover-up.

You know, Candace Owens listeners.

Anyway, glad I didn't post that.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (1wjle)

======

Your restraint is admirable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

33 Russian hookers.....

With Democrats, its always projection

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (WCWLA)

34 Visual for the day. Bill Gates having sex with young hooker. Eyes rolled back in his head, moobs flapping, sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses.

This will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to keep our lunch down.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (Riz8t)

35 "Visual for the day. Bill Gates having sex with young hooker. Eyes rolled back in his head, moobs flapping, sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses."

In Intel 8080 assembler:
PUSH
POP
PUSH
POP
NOP
NOP
NOP
HLT

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (N8ZBc)

36 I wasn't a fight Epstein had with Gates, Epstein made a draft email for his pal Boris who was Gates's science advisor who was in a difficult situation with Gates.

Apparently it was this Boris, not Epstein, whom Gates asked for the antibiotics to administer to Melinda unknowingly.

In another email dropped today, Epstein asks his pal Ehud Barak with a smiley emoji to tell a Qatari official that Epstein isn't Mossad.

Posted by: TITP at January 30, 2026 04:45 PM (r3hkP)

37 Ewwwwwew

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 04:46 PM (W2Pud)

38 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him

And yet he picked Mrs. Kevin Kline. Sumpin' wrong with that boy...

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 04:46 PM (TylIK)

39 >>>Visual for the day. Bill Gates having sex with young hooker. Eyes rolled back in his head, moobs flapping, sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses.

Oh yeah uhhhhh ohhhh I hope my anti-virus is fully updated ohhhhh

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2026 04:46 PM (RuMUX)

40 23 I'm Wart, Genital Wart. Bill Gate's wart. Not his wart. Not his wart! I'm... I'm the wart. He's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Genital "Wart" Gates. That's what they call me, or Genital Wart Head. They'll call me that. "Genital Wart Head's coming."
Posted by: Genital Wart Gates
====
LOL and John Candy too is laughing his ass off somewhere.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:47 PM (2swu2)

41 I said this in an earlier thread... I was surprised at how genteel Epstein's writing was in his emails, telling Bill to pound sand and that he wouldn't step down from the boards he was on.

I thought the language of a man who kept a painting of Clinton in drag in his house would talk more like Tom Cruise's character in Tropic Thunder. Instead he talked like Charles Augustus Milverton, a Victorian villain scheming blackmail plots before Sherlock Holmes thwarts him.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:47 PM (gWBY1)

42 This is the quality of our ruling class.

Surreptitiously drugging their wives to cover up their pedophile crotchrot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 04:47 PM (BI5O2)

43 They were trying to hide it. The shitlibs are just incompetent.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (SI0IF)

44 I'd like to reexamine the Gates Dossier with the Russian hookers and golden showers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (oT7pT)

45
"WHAT kind of hooker?"

"Russian, Melinda! Honest!"

"I know you'd shoot prematurely, you wad, but WHAT kind of hooker was she? Or was it a he?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (xG4kz)

46 @nicksortor
Here are ALL 12 pages of the indictment against Don Lemon and his co-conspirators
Pretty damning stuff in here

His middle name is actually Renaldo?

Donald Renaldo Lemon. That is as bad as Julia Gulia. No wonder he turned out so messed up.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (gWBY1)

47 I still cannot get past the fact that Epstein was having text conversations with a Democrat congressman during a hearing and it didn't really even cause a scandal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

48 Epstein got the death penalty. If the powers that be want you dead, they will find a way.

Gee the guards just turned their backs for a few minutes....

Posted by: Case at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (E7+ue)

49 2020 Election shenanigans ...

In a just world, Maricopa County would be next.

Posted by: Adriane the Not Cynical Enough Critic . . . at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (3ZUWJ)

50 Funny things are moving just over 5 years after the 2020 election.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (2ap+5)

51 Can I get out my tinfoil yet?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (AlhUl)

52 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him

As Charlie Sheen put it: you aren't paying them for sex, you're paying them to leave afterward.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (PYyV9)

53 Where are all the Bondi haters today?
-
Appreciating the Don Lemon arrest, if that's okay with you.

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (vSvIl)

54 Was taking $10k gifts wrong?
Because to be fair nobody told me it was.
-Costanza Defence

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (PHOGh)

55 I'm totally convinced enough fraud happened in GA to swing the election, it would be powerful though if it really could be proven the world and in a courtroom.

I just dont even know what to believe anymore in terms of seeing tweets with examples.

Posted by: Leupold at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (eIzlH)

56 Some of you have put the visual of Bill Gates having sex in my brain and I despise each and every one of you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (2UnvF)

57 I still cannot get past the fact that Epstein was having text conversations with a Democrat congressman during a hearing and it didn't really even cause a scandal
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:49 crotch rotation.

It was the USVI delegate. Some crooked black lady, iirc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 04:50 PM (BI5O2)

58 Russian bridgw player in her 20s, tried to get epstein to invest 500k in an online bridge platform. He said no. She was introd to bim by Boris Nikolai. Epstein later paid her tuition, at the behest of Gates. So, bridge, russian girl, boris, gates. Not saying she had the clap. Plenty of other russian girls around ....

See article in guardian. May 2023.

Posted by: Antibiotic resistent std at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (xj28v)

59 I wonder if Jeffrey Epstein ever slipped antibiotics to Melania unknowingly. Anybody ask the Clintons?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (oT7pT)

60 47 I still cannot get past the fact that Epstein was having text conversations with a Democrat congressman during a hearing and it didn't really even cause a scandal
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:49 PM (PYyV9)

Not a real congressman. Just the non voting, talking kind.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (SI0IF)

61 >>> Here's a major reason why the FBI and DNA Tulsi Gabbard just raided Fulton County...

Ackshully, I still don't get why Tulsi was there.
A couple of gunts repeatably feeding the same ballot stacks through does not imply foreign involvement.... Unless they were working for the Russian!!! Or Chyna.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

62 "Alright, you guys are going on R&R. Now you don't wanna take home a souvenir for Mary Jane Rotten crotch, do you. Well the key is as simple as your ABCs, always be careful. Put a raincoat on it. And when you get back, see Doc before you go to sick bay, just in case. Might keep some shit off your record."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (gm9Sb)

63 I guess it shouldn't be shocking that broadly speaking the people getting the wealth, status and power in our society are venal degenerates.

Posted by: They inherit the earth at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (TbWk/)

64 I have no interest in a $10,000 handbag.

I have a few that are a couple hundred bucks and I take care of them and I use them and enjoy carrying them. But a Hermes or LV or Gucci are just coated canvas with leather detailing. And they are made in China or northern Italy with slave labor.

Look at Roots Canada or Portland Leather. Good stuff. Quality made. And I love my Orla Kieley backpack.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (W2Pud)

65 Then: They would never steal an election
Now: They would never wish death on innocents
Next: They would never commit mass murder.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (RIvkX)

66 Donald Renaldo Lemon. That is as bad as Julia Gulia. No wonder he turned out so messed up.
Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:48 PM (gWBY1)
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He never got to play "The Countess and the Chauffeur."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (OvMCw)

67 We made it legal to knowingly infect others with AIDS.
Which is attempted murder.
Assemblyfag Weiner pushed that up our keisters and all the Democrats voted for it. After they had their noon orgy.

Posted by: Commiefornia at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (KtOUo)

68
"Dammit, it's just not happening!"

"Got the Blue Balls of Death again, Billy? Here, let Natasha help you coax Little Willy out of the briar patch."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (xG4kz)

69
It look like you're trying to cure an STD....

Posted by: Clippy

Do you mean drippy?

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (m2V8L)

70 If an Epstein email drops in the forest and the MFM doesn't tell anyone, does it matter?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (jc0TO)

71 25 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
_______
Take it from Eric Swalwell. Chinese are safer.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (AlhUl)

72 21 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 04:42 PM (0N4FZ)

That's not how you do any of that.

Posted by: The Sultan of Brunei's Harem Keeper at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (w/O5Q)

73 bill gates and a hooker....seriously? with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y.
==
Tbf, there is a non trivial chance she was kgb.

Posted by: Antibiotic resistent std at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (xj28v)

74 Now you gotta avoid Russian Hookers AND Melinda Gates.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:53 PM (nqSPo)

75 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
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He must have failed middle-school health class.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (ESVrU)

76 Bill Gates has absolutely no self control. He's admitted part of his desire to make Americans stop eating beef is because he is obsessed with it and can't stop eating it himself.

He can't control his own beef consumption, and if he is such a genius and can't do it, what hope do the icky peasants have? They must be protected from themselves!
So he is going to ban beef, to save you from the evils of beef.

And he tried to administer drugs overseas to sterilize women, to save them from the evils of unprotected sex, because he cannot control his own sexual behavior.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (gWBY1)

77 Now you gotta avoid Russian Hookers AND Melinda Gates

Both of those seem petty easy to dodge

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (PYyV9)

78 2020 lawsuits tweet is like illegal voter fraud discussion with a leftist

There is no fraud.

How do you know?

Because there’s never been any proof.

Nobody has ever investigated. So we should look for evidence then and see if there is proof?

No!

Why?

Because there’s never been any fraud so it’s a waste of time.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (PHOGh)

79 Afternoon, All.

I missed the morning threads due to a medical issue I had early this morning.

I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

80 New Jersey wants to join the New Confederacy and keep Illegals from getting deported

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

81 have a few that are a couple hundred bucks and I take care of them and I use them and enjoy carrying them. But a Hermes or LV or Gucci are just coated canvas with leather detailing. And they are made in China or northern Italy with slave labor.

Chinese working in the Italian leather goods sweatshops mostly were killed off in the initial wave of Sars Covid 2

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (KtOUo)

82 CDC sez: "There were more than 2.2 million reported STIs in 2024, and compared to a decade ago, overall cases are 13% higher; congenital syphilis is nearly 700% higher."

IDNKT! I thought the rates were much much higher than that. Huh.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (N8ZBc)

83 Things I did not need to read today...That image of Bill Gates having sex is not something I want to imagine. Eww. What a screwed up world this is. Stop the world, I want to get off. *cues up Randy Stonehill*

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Q0yOR)

84
Donald Renaldo Lemon

That's mighty raimondo adjacent, fellow hordians

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (xG4kz)

85 Our "betters" are pretty disgusting.

Posted by: DJ at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (uosPt)

86 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
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He must have failed middle-school health class.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (ESVrU)

Must've gotten abstinence only sex ed in school.

Posted by: Probably not. But it's a funny thought. at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (TbWk/)

87 Bill Gates has always been a weird little shrimpy dude.

Now we have confirmation lol

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM (5aZAZ)

88 Melinda Gates is one ugly dude.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (2UnvF)

89 I am still curious about the way Trump has handled this. He claimed to be worried at one point about 'innocent people getting hurt' but all we've seen is embarrassing revelations about leftish figures. So was that all just rope a dope to get the unanimous vote out of Congress to release it all?

Posted by: Methos at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (vSvIl)

90 Bulg...I HAD aFib.
Used a CPAP for a few months.
Last EKG good to go.

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (KtOUo)

91
I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

I have AFib.. It's very treatable

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (VE6XX)

92 Bill Gates responded angrily, claiming it is all fiction. Epstein, he says, made it all up.

Melinda could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (qYucH)

93 Poor girls. So sordid and gross.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (wGerL)

94 I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg
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May the Lord extend his mercy and healing toward your condition.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:57 PM (2swu2)

95 Bulg that is tough

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)

96
Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
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He must have failed middle-school health class.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I fo recall reading sometime in the past that the Gates parental units were huge backers of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (xG4kz)

97 Prayers sent up for you Bulg. DX with afib 7 years gone and I feel fine, with meds. Walking is beneficial.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (ehY6c)

98 "Melinda Gates is one ugly dude."

Melinda and Bill had the perfect meet-cute: his glasses were always scuzzy, and she would often gently remove and clean them for him. Tender moments.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (N8ZBc)

99 Bill Gates, all oiled up and having sex, glasses on, ala Lumbergh:

You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that's it. Great.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (wVcYX)

100 >> New Jersey wants to join the New Confederacy and keep Illegals from getting deported

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

I hope I get to meet Tom Homan

Posted by: DJ at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (uosPt)

101 It depends on the what definition of "steal" is.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (AlhUl)

102 What’s the point of humiliating ex-Gates?

Posted by: Joe at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (Uy/WF)

103 89 I am still curious about the way Trump has handled this. He claimed to be worried at one point about 'innocent people getting hurt' but all we've seen is embarrassing revelations about leftish figures. So was that all just rope a dope to get the unanimous vote out of Congress to release it all?
Posted by: Methos
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Brer Rabbit in the briar patch says Hi.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (2swu2)

104 Melinda Gates is one ugly dude.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 04:56 PM (2UnvF)
*****
Seen Sen. Schumer's?

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (KtOUo)

105 79 Prayers up, my friend. It's very treatable. You should be good to go soonest.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (Q0yOR)

106 No straining on the toilet!

Posted by: Bulg's Holter Monitor at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

107 94 Amen.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (N8ZBc)

108 USAA just dropped me a love note saying New Jersey made a regulatory change and therefore they have to raise the rates on my umbrella policy...checks notes...

Oh yeah, 40 %. "On average" across the state.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (qYucH)

109 79 Bulg, pro tip. When I had to wear a Holter Monitor I made the mistake of going to the library and the bank. Results from the monitor were rather scrambled, and the nurse and tech felt it may have been from going through the detectors at the bank and library. They weren't sure, but the next time around, avoiding detectors, the tests weren't messed up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (gm9Sb)

110 I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

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Absolutely. I had post-op AFib and it was concerning but the beta blockers were great.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (2ap+5)

111 Having bugs is kind of a tradition at Microsoft.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (1iXwP)

112 Boris Nikolai was a member of tbe gates foundation. Harvard md. Did not practice. A bioscience investor. Also close to.Epstein. he was named a backup executor of epsteins estate in the will!

Posted by: Antibiotic resistent std at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (xj28v)

113 71 25 Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)
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Take it from Eric Swalwell. Chinese are safer.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 04:52 PM (AlhUl)

Of course you are correct. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Bun Sen, Lead Reseearcher at South Wuhan Veneral Disease Laboratory and Gay Pangolin Dating Service at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (w/O5Q)

114
Hermes-branded Apple watch

Really? That's some typical AWFL cheap-assed shit. If she had any class, she would have insisted on something like an Omega. Even the current Rolex watches (despite recent rumors about partial Chinese manufacturing).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (y9nCu)

115 Bill Gates had to pay women to suck on his moobs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (IDEQi)

116 Brer Rabbit in the briar patch says Hi.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 04:58 PM (2swu2)
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Some of us saw this coming from the get-go.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)

117 111 I laughed.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (Q0yOR)

118 Will that 100K commie database be made public?

Inquiring revanchists want to know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (BI5O2)

119 I missed the morning threads due to a medical issue I had early this morning.

I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

That sucks. The good news is there is a multitude of treatment options. Good vibes your way.

Posted by: Heart literally aquiver at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (TbWk/)

120 79 Afternoon, All.

I missed the morning threads due to a medical issue I had early this morning.

I got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)
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May the Lord bless you.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 05:00 PM (AlhUl)

121 I don't know what thread to ask this in...is anyone going to see the Melania movie in theaters?

Amazon paid for it, I plan to just see it when it streams on Prime. But I also don't want the libs to have the narrative of "Look at that Eastern European white trash Melania, her movie bombed! MAGA is falling!" Because I know they will. Never mind most documentaries don't make a lot of money.

Conversely, footage of Mamdami during his campaign was filmed, and is being turned into a documentary. And I'm sure dems will treat this as essential viewing for any good lib, like Fahrenheit 9/11 and Inconvenient Truth were. If you don't see it you are racist.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (gWBY1)

122 I’ll take a different track. I have some empathy for Gates. The man makes some dumb mistakes and it cost him dearly. I get he’s been involved in some left wing stuff. But he’s one of those people whose dna makes him sometimes chase unusual or strange ideas. Yeah he’s got a billion or whatever. But that doesn’t make up for what these things take from you personally. I wish the man well. Maybe he can make up for it in other ways.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (LLQU7)

123 Bulg a prayer for complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (RIvkX)

124 sweat dripping down the bottom of his glasses."

Glasses?

Sweaty asses...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (XuXeR)

125 63 I guess it shouldn't be shocking that broadly speaking the people getting the wealth, status and power in our society are venal degenerates.
Posted by: They inherit the earth
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Race between the Lords of the Universe and the poor in degeneracy. The permanent poor often don't care about their behavior and the rich have enough wealth as insulation to behave the same way.

There is a reason that Alfred P. Doolittle wants to be saved from the trap of Middle Class Morality.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (2swu2)

126 Sure, I could use a condom but, hey, when will I ever be in Haiti again? Ha, ha.

Posted by: Bill Gates at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (jc0TO)

127 I want to know how Bill gave his wife antibiotics "secretly." I realize this is not the point, but I have questions. Maybe he screwed up and gave her testosterone instead, as she looks a bit manly to me.It would be difficult, unless in liquid form and still icky, to sneak her antibiotics. Maybe he gave her injections after he knocked her out at night.

A walloping meatloaf of news today!

The "walloping meatloaf" is in memory of my brother, who used to send me thick letters in college that were hilarious...knowing I hated our mother's meatloaf with the texture of a sponge. This is what he called his letters to me.

We never did figure out what on earth she did to the meatloaf (he watched me pretend to eat it while covering it or putting in a paper napkin).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (WONhk)

128 Hermes, Herpes ? What's the big deal?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (NtVYv)

129 So not only is it microsoft, but drippy.

Ol' drippy Gates.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (1iXwP)

130 Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg"

Done.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (XuXeR)

131 Karen Rheummler, eh? Sounds nice.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (yw3eV)

132
Stop the presses! Bombshell news! Bill Gates is a degenerate asshole!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:02 PM (tgvbd)

133 Bill Gates said his penis is so buggy he is changing its pet name to "Windows 11"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (qYucH)

134 I have AFib.. It's very treatable
Posted by: It's me donna

That's what I understand, so that's what I'm hoping it is.

And thank you for all the well-wishes and prayers.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (77rzZ)

135 >>>Bill Gates had to pay women to suck on his moobs

Posted by: Smell the Glove

>Was he lactating in those tender moments?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (oT7pT)

136 I also have questions as to how Epstein knew about everyone's penis. I thought normal men don't look at urinals.

I am thinking orgies and every day is the summer of love at Pedo Island.

I should go be productive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:03 PM (WONhk)

137
Shagging Russian Hookers is dangerous. Didn't Bill's dad tell him anything?
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 30, 2026 04:43 PM (nqSPo)

Double-rubbers, and always piss after being with a hooker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (y9nCu)

138 I wish the man well. Maybe he can make up for it in other ways.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Guy harassed female employees for years at Microsoft, sex party addict, purposefully gave sterilizing vaxxes to unwitting Third Worlders, and was involved in the great Covid scam.

Frankly, the only empathy I have left for Gates is that he needs to publicly confess his sins and go somewhere where the rest of us never hear of him again.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (2swu2)

139 There is a reason that Alfred P. Doolittle wants to be saved from the trap of Middle Class Morality.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (2swu2)

Wif a li'l bit o' bloomin' luck.

Posted by: Blimey guv'ner! at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)

140 Melinda looked good when she was 19. Hey nineteen

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (NtVYv)

141 This thread delivers.

Horrible, terrible images but it DOES deliver.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (Q0yOR)

142 I should go be productive."

Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (XuXeR)

143 133 Bill Gates said his penis is so buggy he is changing its pet name to "Windows 11"
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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LOL. You gotta point there.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (2swu2)

144 USAA just dropped me a love note saying New Jersey made a regulatory change and therefore they have to raise the rates on my umbrella policy...checks notes...

Oh yeah, 40 %. "On average" across the state.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 04:59 PM (qYucH)
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Allstate just sent us a letter they "miscalculated" the premium due for house insurance.

The mistake was they did not charge us enough.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (RIvkX)

145
Let's also put some perspective on that "$9,400 Hermes bag". This was during the Kenyan Muslim's fake presidency. That means using today's massively devalued currency (thank's vegetable Joe), that bag was probably worth the equivalent of $20,000.

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (TN0g+)

146 Bill was still having sex w Melinda!?!
EEEEWWWWW

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (W7fvb)

147 Virginia Democrats propose dog walking and grooming tax

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 05:06 PM (GITLP)

148 LOL. You gotta point there"

Hey, that's our job!

/logitech

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:06 PM (XuXeR)

149 Let's also put some perspective on that "$9,400 Hermes bag". This was during the Kenyan Muslim's fake presidency. That means using today's massively devalued currency (thank's vegetable Joe), that bag was probably worth the equivalent of $20,000.
Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:05 PM (TN0g+)

What's the difference between Hermes and Herpes ?

Herpes is free.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (NtVYv)

150 I think there's a fungus among us.

Posted by: Bill Gate's Rancid Dick at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (jtM2q)

151 Melinda posts infrequently on twitter, I'm seeing. But she did post in support of the Twin City twits that hot themselves killed tangling with ICE recently. One snippet:

"No one in the United States should ever have to fear losing their life for taking peaceful, principled action in support of their beliefs."

Scrolls down to September - no mention of the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: Rex B at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (GI9/m)

152 Herpes is free."

Nope. $20, same as...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (XuXeR)

153 Epstein probably knew about every guys penis because he had secret cameras all over his island, ranch and townhouse

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (IDEQi)

154 Damn, Bill. That's fucking hilarious.

One of the richest men alive and he passes an STD on to his wife, then has to ask thr guy who provided the sex slave what to do. Stupid motherfucker with money.

That is something Hunter might do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)

155 Oh, Bulg. If you do in fact suffer from Afib they might want to put you on a blood thinner. If it's Warfarin, discuss alternatives and there are many out there nowadays. Warfarin (Coumadin) requires a lot of dietary restrictions and frequent blood work. I got lucky and keep my INR under control with an Aspirin regimen (also for pain relief) and a little booze (doc nods head in approval).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (gm9Sb)

156 I’ll take a different track. I have some empathy for Gates.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:01 PM (LLQU7)
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I have none. The guy is a Bond-style supervillain, despises the poor, wants to eradicate 90% of humanity all because he made big bucks in the early days of tech and has set himself up as a demigod of wisdom ever since. Reaping what he sowed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (ZOv7s)

157 Some of us saw this coming from the get-go.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Take a bow. But others were just so sure that they would get Trump or get Mossad from those Epstein documents when every bit of direct evidence pointed the other way.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (2swu2)

158 Mister Scott: "with his money he has to have tons of women throwing themselves at him and he goes and pays for some infected pu$$y."

I kinda assume any and all professional P is a biohazardous forbidden zone - even the "Certified Clean" stamped ones. Thing is, if he didn't go professional, his legal liability was going to the moon. And not our local Moon. We're talking a moon of Uranus.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (gLikB)

159 Bill Gates gave his wife Star Trek: Discovery?

The monster!!!!

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (f1kZG)

160 143 133 Bill Gates said his penis is so buggy he is changing its pet name to "Windows 11"
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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LOL. You gotta point there.
Posted by: whig

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Probably closer to Windows 3.0

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (1iXwP)

161 Bill Gates said his penis is so buggy he is changing its pet name to "Windows 11"
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Shut it down. Winner.

Posted by: Antibiotic resistent std at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (xj28v)

162 "Where are all the Bondi haters today?"

They switched to team "tehran tucker" qtaralson. Pay is better.

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (89Sog)

163 147 Virginia Democrats propose dog walking and grooming tax
Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2026 05:06 PM (GITLP)

Of course they do. They're like the tax man in the Popeye movie.

The Tax Man: Well, first of all, there's 17¢ new-in-town tax, and there's 45¢ rowboat-under-the-wharf tax, and one dollar leaving-your-junk-lying-around-the-wharf tax, so all together, you owe the Commodore $1.87.
Popeye: Uh, who's this Commodore?
The Tax Man: Is that the nature of question? There's a nickel question tax.

Posted by: If you take a walk I'll tax your feet at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (TbWk/)

164 154 Damn, Bill. That's fucking hilarious.

One of the richest men alive and he passes an STD on to his wife, then has to ask thr guy who provided the sex slave what to do. Stupid motherfucker with money.

That is something Hunter might do.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I think Hunter would also want a good pegging followed by a crack session with his underage niece. Dunno if Billy Gates is into that or not.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (2swu2)

165 The true lifestyles of the rich and famous

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (0KSrI)

166 Epstein probably knew about every guys penis because he had secret cameras all over his island, ranch and townhouse
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (IDEQi)
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He might even have made them to a short arm inspection as part of the humiliating initiation ritual.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:09 PM (ZOv7s)

167 Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

Will keep you in prayer. A nurse in the congregation I serve has been treated with AFIB with some kind of meds and it's under control.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (guLpK)

168 >>> The man makes some dumb mistakes and it cost him dearly.

Karma is a b***. And he makes more than dumb mistakes.

"Since the early 2000s, the Global Alliance for Vaccines and Immunizations (Gavi), Global Health Innovative Technology Fund and PATH, all heavily funded by the Gates Foundation, have been distributing vaccines
and drugs to vulnerable populations in Africa and India. In 2010, the Gates Foundation funded experimental malaria and meningitis vaccine trials across Africa and HPV vaccine programs in India. All of these programs resulted in numerous deaths and injuries, with accounts of
forced vaccinations and uninformed consent. Ultimately, these health campaigns, under the guise of saving lives, have relocated large scale clinical trials of untested or unapproved drugs to developing markets where administering drugs is less regulated and cheaper.
With the revelation of such abuses, the shortcomings of the current accountability regime for NGOs must be addressed in two critical areas: monitoring projects and monitoring potential influences and exploitation between donors and NGOs."

https://digitalcommons.law.ggu.edu
/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1205&
context=annlsurvey

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (gWBY1)

169 I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg

I'll pray for you Bulg, but concerned. There's a Reptile Zoo near me and those monitors are big. Look bitey, too.

Posted by: Tommy Turtle at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (oftw2)

170 got back from the doc a few minutes ago, and he suspects it might be AFib. So I've got to wear a monitor on my chest for the next 24 hours, and keep a diary of any further incidents I have during that time.

Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

Prayers that all will be well.

I wore my holter for two days in November. Saw the cardiologist PA a week ago and was told my rhythm, while abnormal, is no big deal. But, as I knew, I need to lose wt and try to behave.

All will be well. It will. You've had stress and that can make my rhythm go bonkers (in 2005). Went through the mill and the diagnosis was: stress.

If you do have a-fib it is easily treated.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (WONhk)

171 155 Oh, Bulg. If you do in fact suffer from Afib they might want to put you on a blood thinner. If it's Warfarin, discuss alternatives and there are many out there nowadays. Warfarin (Coumadin) requires a lot of dietary restrictions and frequent blood work. I got lucky and keep my INR under control with an Aspirin regimen (also for pain relief) and a little booze (doc nods head in approval).
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (gm9Sb)

Warfarin sucks.. I take Eliquis... No dietary restrictions.. Trouble is it's $500 dollars a month. My Doctor hooked me up with a Canadian pharmacy... $40 dollars a month...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 05:10 PM (VE6XX)

172 89 I am still curious about the way Trump has handled this. He claimed to be worried at one point about 'innocent people getting hurt' but all we've seen is embarrassing revelations about leftish figures. So was that all just rope a dope to get the unanimous vote out of Congress to release it all?
Posted by: Methos

no it was Trump listening to stupid Bibi who was worried about Israel connections coming out from the Epstein files.

now we've got dozens of DOJ attorneys working on redacting and releasing the Epstein files instead of working on urgent Minnesota, election fraud, etc matters.

if Trump had stuck to his original plan they could have dribbled the files out when they had time along with UFO files and everything else he promised transparency on.

but deciding to simply withhold the files prompted a backlash in Congress and the media/democraps claiming Trump was trying to protect his own doings with Epstein

Posted by: TITP at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (r3hkP)

173 I also have questions as to how Epstein knew about everyone's penis. I thought normal men don't look at urinals.

There are other ways. For example, by saying "this water's deep", one can prompt the unwary into revealing that it is also cold.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (Riz8t)

174 No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on.

Posted by: Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, Sexual Wellness Experts at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (rMeLE)

175 My heart was racing like crazy when I was in bed this morning, but the worst part was when I got up, my legs were too weak to support my weight. The doc speculated that it was because my legs weren't getting enough blood.

It took me a couple of attempts to navigate the maybe 10 feet from the bed to the stairs, where I clung tight to the railing. And then I had to brace myself with my arm against the bathroom wall behind the toilet when I inevitably had to pee. Fortunately, the living room couch is right next to the bathroom.

Pounding heart is unpleasant, but falls scare the shit out of me. Fortunately, I did not fall between the bedroom and the couch.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (77rzZ)

176 Turley: We did not see evidence of widespread fraud in the 2020 election.

Are you fucking kidding me?! Any sentient human being could see the evidence.

Posted by: Butch at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (98xTj)

177 What's the difference between Hermes and Herpes ?

Herpes is free.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:07 PM (NtVYv)
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The gift that keeps on giving...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (ESVrU)

178 Epstein tapes on CSPAN stat!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (YlWIZ)

179
Where did this hooker tell Bill about his "problem"?

At the buffet of the Harrow Club, perhaps?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (xG4kz)

180 Bill Gates responded angrily, claiming it is all fiction. Epstein, he says, made it all up.

Honestly, Epstein seems like a really malicious guy so it wouldn't surprise me if that were true.

Melinda looked good when she was 19.

Yeah but they almost all do.

And thank you for all the well-wishes and prayers.

Definitely God be with you. I had it for a while and it was sugar-related, seems to have gone away unless I really, really push things too far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (PYyV9)

181 I'm a bookkeepers son...

Posted by: Crusader at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (TN0g+)

182 Take a bow. But others were just so sure that they would get Trump or get Mossad from those Epstein documents when every bit of direct evidence pointed the other way.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:08 PM (2swu2)
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It never made any sense. As Trump himself said, "If they have anything on me, you would have heard about it in 2016." Irrefutable logic, but logic is increasingly optional.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (ZOv7s)

183 Oh, and Bulg, the two times I recorded anything in my diary were not heart related, but I thought my agitation might trigger something exciting.

I have mild allergies to adhesives and at night I went bonkers, applied OTC steroid cream around the adhesive and took a Benedryl vs ripping it off of me shrieking.

I was asked about this as it did not trigger anything, my agitation.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:12 PM (WONhk)

184 If you do have a-fib it is easily treated.

Hot iron.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (Kt19C)

185 Here's a major reason why the FBI and DNA Tulsi Gabbard just raided Fulton County, and it is mind-blowing.

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Director of National Asskicking?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (0Eh0f)

186 It look like you're trying to cure an STD....

Posted by: Clippy
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I LOVE THIS PLACE!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (xvV+O)

187 Prayers would be most welcome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 04:54 PM (77rzZ)

You got it! Take care of yourself.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (XPM1I)

188 So, so many liars. That bit about Gates and his STDs has to be so embarrassing. Let's hope he's forever branded by it the way Geraldo never recovered after Capone's vault.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (qBdHI)

189 Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (77rzZ

That does sound scary.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:14 PM (guLpK)

190 The Russian hooker was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 30, 2026 05:14 PM (rMeLE)

191 Somalia is the Gaza Nueva. Whattaya mean closing time?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 30, 2026 05:14 PM (YlWIZ)

192 185 Here's a major reason why the FBI and DNA Tulsi Gabbard just raided Fulton County, and it is mind-blowing.

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The statute of limitations has expired?

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 05:14 PM (2ap+5)

193 It never made any sense. As Trump himself said, "If they have anything on me, you would have heard about it in 2016." Irrefutable logic, but logic is increasingly optional.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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The left and the fever swamps on the Right join together in not making sense. I go to a few such sites from time to time to hear their latest idiotic takes and I see where a few commenters here get their talking points here.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:15 PM (2swu2)

194 While I try not to think of Bill Gates either nekkid or having sex with anything, when I saw photos of that wheelchair scientist Hawking, I was creeped out forevermore.

I can't even look at him. I know he's dead and all that, but I speak the truth. Stuff of nightmares! I wonder if he got an STD, if so, probably made him happy! Blergh.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:15 PM (WONhk)

195 This means Bill was able to get it up for Melinda. That's some serious sex drive.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 30, 2026 05:15 PM (wGerL)

196 Pounding heart is unpleasant, but falls scare the shit out of me. Fortunately, I did not fall between the bedroom and the couch.
Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Fair warning, some of the prayers you get will come from Catholics. Side effects may including wanting to say a Hail Mary or an unexplained desire to read Tolkien.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (ZOv7s)

197 Bulg, ask Dr Web about doing a valsalva to slow down the heart rate. Might help kick your heart back into a normal heart rate. Like hold your breath and bear down as in a bowel movement to bring you back to a normal rate. Works for me.

Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (ehY6c)

198
>>>Bill Gates had to pay women to suck on his moobs
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Does he have underarm moobs?

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (Qd1DT)

199 The statute of limitations has expired?
Posted by: Oglebay

Nope, doesn't work that way. Tolling is a concept that a lot of law students fail to get but it is a VERY complicated matter not found in most statutory law. Has to do with when the clock starts for the statute of limitation and part of that is when an continuing conspiracy hides the facts on purpose. That means the clock starts running when disclosure happens.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (2swu2)

200
Bill Gates needs to just lay low for a while, a few years maybe. Or the rest of his life. Just go dig a hole and hide in it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (w6EFb)

201 194 While I try not to think of Bill Gates either nekkid or having sex with anything

Lol. Good point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (guLpK)

202 >>> Bill Gates gave his wife Star Trek: Discovery?

OT, I am loving all the Youtube videos mocking the new Star Trek "Star Trek meets Hogwarts" show, they are hilarious.

People have pointed out that previous Starfeet captains and leaders are aspirational. You WANT to be like Kirk, Picard, Sisko, etc. In the new one, Holly Hunter makes the acting choice to make it impossible for her character to sit in a chair properly.

(Insert TNG face palm meme)

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (gWBY1)

203 Oh, Bulg. If you do in fact suffer from Afib they might want to put you on a blood thinner. If it's Warfarin, discuss alternatives and there are many out there nowadays. Warfarin (Coumadin) requires a lot of dietary restrictions and frequent blood work. I got lucky and keep my INR under control with an Aspirin regimen (also for pain relief) and a little booze (doc nods head in approval).
Posted by: bill in arkansas

My wife takes a blood thinner because of a heart attack she had several years ago. Every time she bumps her head just a little bit, she's afraid of brain bleed.

No thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (77rzZ)

204 Oh oh, Ace blew up the blog again

Not a nood, a whiteout.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (1iXwP)

205
Bill Gates looks like a guy who's under a restraining order to stay a mile away from any school.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:17 PM (tgvbd)

206 I think the main page went boom again. Not loading for anybody else?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (XvL8K)

207 Not a nood, a whiteout.

I prefer the gray mode

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (PYyV9)

208 Director of National Asskicking?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:13 PM (0Eh0f)
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I saw a report that she's crashing the national conference for the Secretaries of State, so she can tell them all what's coming. Should be fun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (ZOv7s)

209
Social distance, Bill. Stay 6' away from the Russian pee-whores.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (w6EFb)

210 204 Oh oh, Ace blew up the blog again

Not a nood, a whiteout.
Posted by: bob
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Once is by accident, twice is by enemy action, three times or more, Ace.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (2swu2)

211 Uh oh. Wasn't me!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (PVV5z)

212 Oh oh, Ace blew up the blog again"

It's the Windows Time Machine

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)

213 10 Let those of us who HAVEN'T gotten the clap from Russian prostitutes and sought clandestine medications to keep our wives from finding out cast the first stone

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My aunt found out her ex husband was cheating on her when the doctor told her she had gonorrhea. She told the doctor but I only been with my husband...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (Wnqw0)

214 Bill Gates: the REAL Russian collusion!

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 05:19 PM (gWBY1)

215 Mind if I hang out here for a while? The lobby is a little bare at the moment.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2026 05:20 PM (CwhoI)

216 I prefer the gray mode"

Grey. Heathens.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:20 PM (XuXeR)

217 200
Bill Gates needs to just lay low for a while, a few years maybe. Or the rest of his life. Just go dig a hole and hide in it.
Posted by: publius
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That is the sort of person that only Bill Gates and the Lord himself can fix. But pride is a cardinal sin so Billy won't do it most likely.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:20 PM (2swu2)

218 Social distance, Bill. Stay 6' away from the Russian pee-whores.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:18 PM (w6EFb)
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Him wanting to use prostitutes makes perfect sense. He's a control freak, and already got taken to the cleaners once.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (ZOv7s)

219 Is anyone gonna email him?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (1iXwP)

220 >> Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:04 PM (2swu2)

Hater.

lol.

There are a lot of people I’d like to duct tape to a metal chair, baste with an acetylene torch and throw down the fire stairs. He’s pretty low on that list.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (LLQU7)

221 CDC sez: "There were more than 2.2 million reported STIs in 2024, and compared to a decade ago, overall cases are 13% higher; congenital syphilis is nearly 700% higher."

IDNKT! I thought the rates were much much higher than that. Huh.

Posted by: gp at January 30, 2026 04:55 PM

I recall having to spend $10 to get tested for syphilis before the county would issue us a marriage license back in 1980. If you had a positive result you could not get a license until you got treated and had two negative tests. All of that was at your own expense.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ)

222 Bill Gates hacked Ace of Spades!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (PD1kJ)

223 It's back!!! Time glitch healed on blog.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (2swu2)

224 Tousi > Tulsi

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:21 PM (RIvkX)

225 AOS got hit hit with a bombcyclone of snow. It's the Day After Tomorrow, climate change . Won't someone think of Ace

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (IDEQi)

226 Someone fire up the Pixy signal...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (XuXeR)

227 The statute of limitations has expired?
Posted by: Oglebay

Nope, doesn't work that way. Tolling is a concept that a lot of law students fail to get but it is a VERY complicated matter not found in most statutory law. Has to do with when the clock starts for the statute of limitation and part of that is when an continuing conspiracy hides the facts on purpose. That means the clock starts running when disclosure happens.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (2swu2)

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And my understanding is that active cover-ups are also considered part of the conspiracy -- and thus start the clock ticking anew with each successive instance.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (0Eh0f)

228 If anyone deserved a $9400 Hermes bag, it was the poor hooker(s) who got assigned to Bill Gates. Blech!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (qBdHI)

229 I'm thinking Bill Gates wiped out the main page. Maybe he's a lurker with festering boner?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (oT7pT)

230 Global Cooling is so intense, the entire blog has been eradicated by glaciers.

Posted by: Zombie Al Gore at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (PD1kJ)

231 Lady in Black: "Let's hope he's forever branded by it the way Geraldo never recovered after Capone's vault."

I kinda thought it was Katrina Cannibalism reportage that did him in. Whatever. Glad he's disappeared.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (gLikB)

232 And my understanding is that active cover-ups are also considered part of the conspiracy -- and thus start the clock ticking anew with each successive instance.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:22 PM (0Eh0f)
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I think they were trying to run out the clock in some way, but this opens up a massive can of worms just in time for the midterms.

But nothing ever happens.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (ZOv7s)

233 They insist on donating AIDS infected blood, they decriminalized that, too.

The San Francisco AIDS era was a case study how the homosexual lobby thwarted public health officials and public hygiene. Fauci was up to his balls in that shit too, apparently.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (04lxq)

234 Good luck, Bulgar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:24 PM (zZu0s)

235 I have really good leather and suede purses and shoes. I would rather die than wear faux leather plether anything.

None cost more than $100 and have lasted decades. I would never want an expensive Hermes anything as I am not to be labeled. #Freebird!

Was the lawyuh paid to keep quiet? Or was she simply a loose cannon on the prowl for stuff? I am confused about her. I think to keep quiet or an intermediary to Obungo?

Give me the $10k instead, thanks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:25 PM (WONhk)

236 They insist on donating AIDS infected blood, they decriminalized that, too.

The San Francisco AIDS era was a case study how the homosexual lobby thwarted public health officials and public hygiene. Fauci was up to his balls in that shit too, apparently.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM (04lxq)
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Weird how the need for anonymous buggery always trumps public health. Every. Damn. Time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)

237 The San Francisco AIDS era was a case study how the homosexual lobby thwarted public health officials and public hygiene. Fauci was up to his balls in that shit too, apparently.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 05:23 PM

Pretty sure that little toad was *literally* up to his balls in that mess.....or at least up to his butt hole.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 05:25 PM (0N4FZ)

238
The San Francisco AIDS era was a case study how the homosexual lobby thwarted public health officials and public hygiene

______________

There was a cure but Ronnie Raygun and Jesse Helms suppressed it to kill all the gays!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (tgvbd)

239
I was driving through town about an hour or so ago, and the weather gal came on the radio, telling us we were under an extreme cold warning from tomorrow until Monday.

She happily informed us that occurs when temperatures will be at 50 below or more. So, upstate SC is going to be -50F. You'd think that would've struck her as a bit odd indeed.

Actual criteria is temps and/or windchill below 5F for some time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (w6EFb)

240 What color is a green orange?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (2UnvF)

241 I think I know how Gates got the idea for downloading updates you can't refuse now.

Posted by: Thatch at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (i0077)

242 Who had a higher Valtrex bill, Bill Gates or Hunter Biden?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 05:26 PM (qBdHI)

243 There are a lot of people I’d like to duct tape to a metal chair, baste with an acetylene torch and throw down the fire stairs. He’s pretty low on that list.
Posted by: Marcus T
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I don't hate him but simply his redemption will have to start with him getting down on his hands and knees begging the Lord and the world for forgiveness. I don't see him doing that.

That is his business between him and the Lord. Gates is simply an example of what happens when someone shuts out the Lord (compare him with Truitt Cathy, founder of Chick Fil A for example), yet Stan makes sure he flourishes for awhile.

Then Stan inevitably breakes his tools because Stan's pride is a magnitude greater as is his eternal despair for what he did. So he gets his jollies by revenging himself on the lord's creation of humanity. Gates was prideful but hid his sin in the darkness of whores and now it has been revealed to the entire world of his degeneracy.

Next will come more relevations of him and Epstein to the point where no one with any authority will want to be seen publicly with Gates nor partner with him in any way.

Same ending to Billy Clinton and Killary as well.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (2swu2)

244 Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2026 05:20 PM (CwhoI)
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That was a lesbian bakery in Civic Center back in the day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (RIvkX)

245 Ace needs to get a tablet that is nothing but an on air monitor of the main page. Like radio stations have.

Just hang it on a wall and have it refresh every 1 min. to show the main page is still up, and not bedortlted.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (1iXwP)

246 Oh boy protests from the Somali Youth Movement, Palestinian action, and all kinds of AWFLs in blue states. I live in one but this will be more performative BS which could tip into violence in blue states . Ho-Hum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (IDEQi)

247 Apologies for 227 -- I didn't read whig's comment closely enough and ended up repeating what he said -- only far less eloquently.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (0Eh0f)

248 Did ace ban himself again?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (ESVrU)

249 His middle name is actually Renaldo?

It's was given to me at my bathhouse baptism. What of it?

Posted by: Donaldo Renaldo LeMondo at January 30, 2026 05:28 PM (TylIK)

250 I wonder if ace hitting the button sets off a red alert klaxon at chez pixy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 05:28 PM (zZu0s)

251 She happily informed us that occurs when temperatures will be at 50 below or more. So, upstate SC is going to be -50F. You'd think that would've struck her as a bit odd indeed.

--

I'm in the upstate too. Chris Justus has everyone's hair on fire, just like last weekend.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (qBdHI)

252 Well, *somebody* broke the front page.

NOOD psycho Spanberger:
https://acecomments.mu.nu/
?post=418316

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (ULPxl)

253 Pretty sure that little toad was *literally* up to his balls in that mess.....or at least up to his butt hole.
Posted by: Mister Scott

He actually did in person bathhouse research back in the day.

"Dr. Fauci Visited Gay Bathhouses and Bars to Study HIV

From the Advocate, Feb. 8, 2021.
"I went down to Greenwich Village and I went into bathhouses to essentially see what was going on there," Dr. Anthony Fauci said in a recent interview."

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (2swu2)

254 "What do you see?"

"Infinity?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:30 PM (ZOv7s)

255 Oh boy protests from the Somali Youth Movement, Palestinian action, and all kinds of AWFLs in blue states. I live in one but this will be more performative BS which could tip into violence in blue states . Ho-Hum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:27 PM (IDEQi)

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We saw what looked like a group of middle schoolers all gathered together at the corner of a strip mall and wondered what was going on.

Then I remember hearing that schools were going to let kids out to go protest. Gotta train those young commie revolutionaries early ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:30 PM (0Eh0f)

256 Bulg, ask Dr Web about doing a valsalva to slow down the heart rate. Might help kick your heart back into a normal heart rate. Like hold your breath and bear down as in a bowel movement to bring you back to a normal rate. Works for me.
Posted by: kingsman at January 30, 2026 05:16 PM (ehY6c)

This works for me when my heart gets jumpy.

Don't do it after Taco Bell.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:30 PM (NtVYv)

257
It's like being in the last uncontaminated place after a nuclear war.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:31 PM (tgvbd)

258 >> Chris Justus has everyone's hair on fire, just like last weekend.

He's a bit overwrought. My late cousin used to remark about how over the top he could be. He used a lot of non-standard terminology, sort of made up his own stuff, and that pissed cuz off.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (w6EFb)

259 "I went down to Greenwich Village and I went into bathhouses to essentially see what was going on there," Dr. Anthony Fauci said in a recent interview."

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (2swu2)

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"Free Anal Swabs For All!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (0Eh0f)

260 Looks like mu.nu took it good and hard with Gates' dick

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (gKWVE)

261 What do you give a girl that has everything ?

Penicillin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (NtVYv)

262 What happened to the main page?

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (lJ0H4)

263 nood that breaks Ace's place!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (qo38o)

264 247 Apologies for 227 -- I didn't read whig's comment closely enough and ended up repeating what he said -- only far less eloquently.

Posted by: ShainS
====
No apologies needed, you said it more clearly than I. I usually take about three drafts sometimes to get to that level of clarity because I think while I type and sometimes the two diverge when I have a new thought intrude.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (2swu2)

265 I say, I say, NOOD

https://acecomments.mu.nu/
?post=418316

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (ULPxl)

266 Mind if I hang out here for a while? The lobby is a little bare at the moment.

Man, when Ace hits the return key- bang! He's out of the room in a flash!

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (TylIK)

267 >> That is his business between him and the Lord. Gates is simply an example of what happens when someone shuts out the Lord (compare him with Truitt Cathy, founder of Chick Fil A for example), yet Stan makes sure he flourishes for awhile.

No argument at all from me on that.

I found redemption when God pulled me off the trash heap. He’s always there for you. Always. He’s an awesome God.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (LLQU7)

268 At least on my little blog at least once a week I'd make some mistake that screwed up the formatting. Thankfully I would usually catch it pretty fast. HTML is programming, of a sort, and you know what that is like.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (PYyV9)

269 Another fun quote from teh Fauci Interview
"So that's exactly what he did. "I went to the Castro District. I went down to Greenwich Village, and I went into bathhouses to essentially see what was going on," he said.

"The epidemiologist in me went, 'Oh, my goodness, this is a perfect setup for an explosion of a sexually transmitted disease.' And the same thing going to the gay bars and seeing what was going on, and it gave me a great insight into the explosiveness of the outbreak of the sexually transmitted disease," Fauci continued."

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2swu2)

270 Not sure what happened. Looking into it.

I tried just rebuilding the latest post but it didn't work.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (BLOW1)

271 @255 Shaun, we were supposed to have protests in my city including a bike ride protest at 2:30. Didn't go look but its 14° with 18-20 inches of snow and ice is all over the place. Would have liked to see a demolition derby with injuries, but it probably wasn't that big. The summer should be nuts around here

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (IDEQi)

272 The main page is back, but the comments for the new post disappeared.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at January 30, 2026 05:35 PM (PD1kJ)

273 What happened?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM (AlhUl)

274 Did we vanish for awhile? Weird.

I probably did something, Ace! Sorry!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM (WONhk)

275 "The epidemiologist in me went, 'Oh, my goodness, this is a perfect setup for an explosion of a sexually transmitted disease.' And the same thing going to the gay bars and seeing what was going on, and it gave me a great insight into the explosiveness of the outbreak of the sexually transmitted disease," Fauci continued."
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2swu2)
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"And then I refrained from doing anything to stop it."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (ZOv7s)

276 Shain not Shaun damn hotdog fingers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (IDEQi)

277 Okay.. Who broke the thread ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (VE6XX)

278 Oh SURE, as soon as I start trying to help, he stomps me. :/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (ULPxl)

279 Was eating supper, so missed it

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0)

280 What happened?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM (AlhUl)

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Well, Bill Gates banged some Russian hooker and yada yada yada the blog broke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (2UnvF)

281 270 Not sure what happened. Looking into it.

I tried just rebuilding the latest post but it didn't work.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:34 PM (BLOW1)

Some people did some things...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (QGaXH)

282 "Not sure what happened. Looking into it.

I tried just rebuilding the latest post but it didn't work.
Posted by: Pixy Misa "

1. Russians
2. Chinese
3. Penguins

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

283
I found redemption when God pulled me off the trash heap. He’s always there for you. Always. He’s an awesome God.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 05:33 PM (LLQU7)

_____________

And what does it take? True contrition and firm purpose of amendment. Judas could have been a saint even after betraying Jesus but he gave into despair and killed himself.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (tgvbd)

284 And then I figured out how to get a fuckton of money from the government.

Fauci.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (0KSrI)

285 Did we vanish for awhile? Weird.

I probably did something, Ace! Sorry!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:36 PM

It's been a freaky Friday, hasn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (Wnv9h)

286 >>> 282 "Not sure what happened. Looking into it.

I tried just rebuilding the latest post but it didn't work.
Posted by: Pixy Misa "

1. Russians
2. Chinese
3. Penguins
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

No Iranians or klantifags?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (ULPxl)

287 nood working now!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (qo38o)

288 Well, Bill Gates banged some Russian hooker and yada yada yada the blog broke.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2026 05:37 PM (2UnvF)
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I remain convinced that the "pee tape" is of Hunter. Wanting to piss on Obama's bed is right on brand for the family.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (ZOv7s)

289
*dusts hands off*

The roof is leaking and the foundation is shot. Might have to knock it all down and rebuild.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (tgvbd)

290 The gun is good, the penis is evil, the penis shoots seeds

Posted by: Zardoz at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (NtVYv)

291 "No Iranians or klantifags?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket "

I was just doing the top three.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

292 There was a tiny typo in the post that triggered the blog software, which freaked out and broke the page. All fixed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 30, 2026 05:39 PM (BLOW1)

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:41 PM (0Eh0f)

293 And what does it take? True contrition and firm purpose of amendment. Judas could have been a saint even after betraying Jesus but he gave into despair and killed himself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 05:38 PM (tgvbd)
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God is good, but the theological arguments for how people that hate us and want us dead or worse can still find heaven I find tiresome as all fuck, honestly.

I could simply do without all of this. What happens after we shuffle off this mortal coil is between each one of us and our Creator. That doesn't mean I have to sit here and wax poetic about how I might rub elbows with Bill Gates in the afterlife or hope for anyone's particular redemption. Some souls belong in hell.

Posted by: ballistic at January 30, 2026 05:43 PM (5aZAZ)

294 So here's some awful stuff going down in Utah. Violence against Republican signature gatherers. https://www.deseret.com/politics/2026/01/29/ utah-republican-signature-gatherers-assaulted-as- national-activist-groups-aim-to-repeal-redistricting-law/

I took out spaces.

Background: Utah has 4 Congressional districts, all gerrymandered to give moderate GOP advantage. Leftists hate that. So they got a state judge to throw out our congressional maps and instead use a map designed by some far left group in Virginia, guaranteeing them a seat that would make Stalin look conservative. The state GOP is gathering signatures to repeal the law the judge used. And now leftists are attacking the signature gatherers and destroying the gathered signatures. The comments to that article are all about "The GOP is trying to protect Trump so it's ok to hurt the gatherers!!! REEEE!"

I hope Ace or some blogger sees this. Just open, in your face violence now from leftists.

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 05:44 PM (/ZkOF)

295 Getting the crabs from a sleezy hooker, passing them off to your wife, then try to get some other sleeze to come up with a drug to hide the crabs.

Wasn't that an episode of "trailer park boys"?

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 30, 2026 05:45 PM (jrgJz)

296 Speaking of STD's...over a decade ago, after retiring from a job from hell with irritating, vapid, neurotic and boring women in a cubicle farm, well, I got massive hives. This was two weeks later.

I went to a derm I had never met (who looked like Olive Oyl) as well as being possibly a lesbo. She made me take off all of my clothes without a gown for modesty.

Because I had itchy palms in the midst of this, she informed me I might have syphilis and ordered bloodwork (which confirmed I did not have syphilis and I fired her). I called my husband as soon as I got in my car, enraged. Told him I will kill him, etc. although he has never given me anything to worry about, even on his frequent business trips. Poor man. By then we had been married for 30yrs or so.I think I apologized but don't remember.

The new derm ran blood tests for liver stuff and nothing was abnormal except me. Diagnosis? My favorite: stress.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:47 PM (WONhk)

297 Well no wonder Gates' wife hated Epstein and divorced Bill...he gave her an STD...ha ha, what an asshoe.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 30, 2026 05:51 PM (MmTZZ)

298 >>> Here's a major reason why the FBI and DNA Tulsi Gabbard just raided Fulton County...

Ackshully, I still don't get why Tulsi was there.
A couple of gunts repeatably feeding the same ballot stacks through does not imply foreign involvement.... Unless they were working for the Russian!!! Or Chyna.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

All the Dems are taking money from Russia China the Mideast or from our foreign aid NGOs ostensibly in those places that kick back money here. Plenty of reason for Tulsi and her 80 orgs.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:16 PM (8avO+)

299 Speaking of STD's...over a decade ago, after retiring from a job from hell with irritating, vapid, neurotic and boring women in a cubicle farm, well, I got massive hives. This was two weeks later.

I went to a derm I had never met (who looked like Olive Oyl) as well as being possibly a lesbo. She made me take off all of my clothes without a gown for modesty.

Because I had itchy palms in the midst of this, she informed me I might have syphilis and ordered bloodwork (which confirmed I did not have syphilis and I fired her). I called my husband as soon as I got in my car, enraged. Told him I will kill him, etc. although he has never given me anything to worry about, even on his frequent business trips. Poor man. By then we had been married for 30yrs or so.I think I apologized but don't remember.

The new derm ran blood tests for liver stuff and nothing was abnormal except me. Diagnosis? My favorite: stress.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 05:47 PM (WONhk)

I usually think I might have dry skin in those situations myself.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:18 PM (8avO+)

300 @35 -- Should I be embarrassed or proud that I know what that code means?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 30, 2026 06:18 PM (XMwZJ)

301 "I went down to Greenwich Village and I went into bathhouses to essentially see what was going on there," Dr. Anthony Fauci said in a recent interview."

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2026 05:29 PM (2swu2)

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Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 05:32 PM (0Eh0f)

I'm sure it gave him an extra charge to know they were spreading disease to each other. Sicko.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:21 PM (8avO+)

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