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The Morning Report — 1/30/26

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Good morning kids.
Oh happy day, the GOP and Democrats have reached some sort of funding deal that prevents a government shutdown.


Eh, if you read the piece, it's the usual political posturing, can-kicking and other nonsense that means more arguments and bullshit in the coming weeks. The big deal with this was the Democrats' insistence on the complete defunding of ICE which although demand by their bloodthirsty insane base is something that of course would never fly with normal American and so ICE will continue to enforce federal law in the rounding up and deportation of illegal aliens.

That said, it's not just Democrats who are out of their minds but far too many RINOs are going along to get along, or otherwise are doubtless profiting handsomely from illegal immigration.


Collins, R-Maine, said she spoke with Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, who told her the news. . . Collins hasn’t joined her colleagues Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., and Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, who have called for Noem to resign.

Kind of a shocker considering Collins and Murkowski are perpetually joined at the hip when it comes to opposing President Trump and supporting far too many anti-American Leftist political initiatives, primarily abortion. I assume Collins sees that Downeasters have had it with their own Somali Islamo-Grifting swarm of locusts, and so her future ability to bamboozle them into voting for her means she has to at least do her best to fake being in agreement with them about this issue.

Do the words of this half-mouli scumbag really matter?

"Breaking Bad" actor Giancarlo Esposito calls for "revolution" as a result of the events in Minneapolis. He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive."

Typical. "Aux Barricades" fools. Go charge into the machine-gun fire while I stay here in the safety of my trailer mixing the martinis. I can see this degenerate commanding one of Stalin's penal battalions ready to shoot anyone who hesitates. For the glory of the revolution, you see!

Considering these bastards want us all dead, this is almost laughable. Almost . . .

Anti-ICE agitators mistakenly targeted two Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents having dinner at a restaurant in Lynwood, California, on Wednesday evening—prompting the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s office to be called and engage in crowd control. The two TSA agents were mistakenly identified by unknown individuals as U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers, prompting a crowd of demonstrators to show up outside the restaurant, with several carrying Mexican flags and others carrying anti-ICE signs.In footage from the scene, several Los Angeles County Sheriff officers can be seen forming a loose perimeter around the dining establishment, while several dozen anti-ICE agitators blow horns, whistles, and wave flags and signs. Local reports indicate the TSA agents were forced to call the sheriff for backup as the crowd gathered outside.

Meh. If they wound up dead. ICE, TSA, what's the diff? to the Left it would be "Message Sent."

Back in Minnesota, this happened:

Mark Anderson, a 36-year-old man from Mankato, Minnesota, was arrested at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn on Wednesday evening after allegedly impersonating a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agent. Anderson claimed he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione, who is accused of assassinating UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.


On the international scene, With a carrier battle group steaming towards Iran to presumably smother the regime with a My Pillow to help it achieve 72 virginhood.

Closer to home, will the Caribbean island gulag of Cuba at long last be rid of the Communists?

The Financial Times reported on Wednesday that Cuba only has "about 15 to 20 days" of oil left, based on knowledge of its last shipment, which came from Mexico in early January.  There are also rumors floating around the many international businesses and at least a dozen European and Latin American embassies are planning to evacuate Cuba soon amid the crisis, due to the "rapid collapse of internal conditions" and the potential for it to get much worse in the weeks to come. Some say they fear U.S. military intervention given what happened with Maduro. 

That would be something to see but I'd rather we here in America no longer had to fear the long dark shadow of Communism that is the Democrat Party. I have a dream today!

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1 A gray day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:30 AM (fqhxl)

2
ESPONJA!!1!1!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 07:30 AM (tljrc)

3 Greetings Grey Horde!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (svLOV)

4 I will summon the horde, Senor

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (fqhxl)

5 I read nothing~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (mlg/3)

6 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

7 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)

8 “ The people were amazed when they saw the mute speaking, the crippled made well, the lame walking and the blind seeing. And they praised the God of Israel.”

Matthew 15:31

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (bucPA)

9 All the sky is gray...

Posted by: And the leaves are brown at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

10 According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.

Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (svLOV)

11 Stop thinking like it’s 2003 — toppling Iran’s mullahs does not risk mistakes of Iraq War

Joke's on Doug, I think like it's 2003 BC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:34 AM (mlg/3)

12 Immanuel

Posted by: Marcus T at January 30, 2026 07:35 AM (bucPA)

13 *Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.*

+++

*polite cough*

Posted by: Florida at January 30, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)

14 Mornin', Horde. It's Friday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 07:35 AM (Wnv9h)

15 That said, it's not just Democrats who are out of their minds but far too many RINOs are going along to get along, or otherwise are doubtless profiting handsomely from illegal immigration.
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Depends on what "profit" means. I wish it were merely money.

But that is beside the point. The GOP has both houses *and* the presidency, and is making sweetheart deals with the Dems anyway.

GOP is worse than useless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:36 AM (MABZ1)

16 The Financial Times reported on Wednesday that Cuba only has "about 15 to 20 days" of oil left, based on knowledge of its last shipment, which came from Mexico in early January. There are also rumors floating around the many international businesses and at least a dozen European and Latin American embassies are planning to evacuate Cuba soon amid the crisis, due to the "rapid collapse of internal conditions" and the potential for it to get much worse in the weeks to come. Some say they fear U.S. military intervention given what happened with Maduro.
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"fear" American intervention? If it were a news story mentioning any other country than the US, it would be a plea for humanitarian intervention.

Get your biases out of the news, ass.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:36 AM (fqhxl)

17 According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.

He was gonna do some MacGyver shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:36 AM (ExV1e)

18 It's time for common sense pizza cutter control laws.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (2Ez/1)

19 The two TSA agents were mistakenly identified by unknown individuals as U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers, prompting a crowd of demonstrators to show up outside the restaurant, with several carrying Mexican flags and others carrying anti-ICE signs.
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So many thoughts coursing through my mind over this.
Such as
1. "LOL fuggin retards"
2. "Unacceptable behavior, but man does TSA suck"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (MABZ1)

20 10 The fool forgot to bring duct tape and WD40.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (gm9Sb)

21 ICE, TSA, what's the diff?
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Well, one is "Immigration and Customs Enforcement" and the other one is "Thieves Standing Around."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (MABZ1)

22 So Canada's "euthanasia program", aka murder, now leads inevitably to organ harvesting and now transplant tourism.

People are traveling to Canada to get organs taken from the bodies of the near dead victims of their Medical Assistance In Dying Program.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (fqhxl)

23 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

The murderous adventurous oppressive regime in Cuba should have been toppled 40 years ago.

Just like the one in Tehran. That they have persisted until now is a stain on history.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

24 Remember when Michael Moore said Cuba had a great health care system?

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (jZ3ZM)

25 *Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.*

+++

*polite cough*
Posted by: Florida at January 30, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)
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We've now reached the stage where Minnesota Man > Florida Man.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (ESVrU)

26 13 *polite cough*
Posted by: Florida


My brother lives in Florida. One night, just for fun we started sending headlines to each other. I sent Florida ones, he retaliated with Maryland ones.

I lost. Badly. So yeah; both of those states can sit this one out.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (svLOV)

27 Mark Anderson, a 36-year-old man from Mankato, Minnesota, was arrested at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn on Wednesday evening after allegedly impersonating a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agent. Anderson claimed he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione, who is accused of assassinating UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.
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Maybe he was a ritual cannibal who was planning to eat Mangionne's brain so as to acquire Mangionne's power!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:39 AM (MABZ1)

28 GOP is worse than useless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:36 AM (MABZ1)
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The Senate GOP especially; they are actively malicious.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (fqhxl)

29 People are traveling to Canada to get organs taken from the bodies of the near dead victims of their Medical Assistance In Dying Program.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (fqhxl)
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There's money to be made!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (RIvkX)

30 Tucker Carlson Is a 'Fervent Christian' but Feels 'Completely Comfortable in the Seat of Islam’

I wriggle in the seat of Islam a bit so that I can take the cock of Islam a bit deeper. Anything for a buck. -- Tucker Carlson

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

31 Just like the one in Tehran. That they have persisted until now is a stain on history.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


It's like keeping someone on life support long after their soul left the body. I truly hope that Cuba can be rebuilt into something better.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (svLOV)

32 The Financial Times reported on Wednesday that Cuba only has "about 15 to 20 days" of oil left, based on knowledge of its last shipment, which came from Mexico in early January. There are also rumors floating around the many international businesses and at least a dozen European and Latin American embassies are planning to evacuate Cuba soon amid the crisis, due to the "rapid collapse of internal conditions" and the potential for it to get much worse in the weeks to come. Some say they fear U.S. military intervention given what happened with Maduro.
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Do we have an "arrest warrant" pretext for Cuba? I kinda doubt it.

Besides, why bother? Cuba's house is built of straw and the bad wolf of consequences has been gathering his breath for a while now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:41 AM (MABZ1)

33 20 10 The fool forgot to bring duct tape and WD40.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (gm9Sb)

And Ball Bearings and 10-w-30 oil for those Fetzer valves!


"It's all about Fetzer Valves"


- - Fletch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

34 >>>Mark Anderson, a 36-year-old man from Mankato, Minnesota, was arrested at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn on Wednesday evening after allegedly impersonating a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agent. Anderson claimed he had a court order to release Luigi Mangione, who is accused of assassinating UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. According to the criminal complaint, Anderson presented a Minnesota driver’s license when asked for credentials and carried a bag containing a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter.


Way to brass it out, Mark. Interesting toolkit ya got there. You forgot your Junior G-Man badge and Female Body Inspector card.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:41 AM (wVcYX)

35 31 Just like the one in Tehran. That they have persisted until now is a stain on history.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It's like keeping someone on life support long after their soul left the body. I truly hope that Cuba can be rebuilt into something better.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:40 AM (svLOV)



It can become the Gaza of the Caribbean!


- - Witkoff & Kushner LLC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)

36 "Will Kushner’s Gaza Peace Plan Succeed or Fail?&

Past history says no. There is only one way to get peace in Gaza. Well, two, but nuking from orbit seems a bit extreme.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (vFG9F)

37 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (0N4FZ)

38 Past history says no. There is only one way to get peace in Gaza. Well, two, but nuking from orbit seems a bit extreme.
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (vFG9F)
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But it's the only way to be sure...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 07:43 AM (ESVrU)

39 Here's hoping I don't have to head to the shelter.

שבת שלום ומבורך

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 07:44 AM (roqsI)

40 EU Finally Names Iran’s IRGC as Terror Org Ahead of Possible U.S. Strikes.

Our NATO allies, ladies and gentlemen, let's give them a big round of applause.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)

41 Maybe Cuba can learn how to convert from communism to a basically functional but still corrupt Latin American government. Perhaps the DR can send some advisors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:44 AM (MABZ1)

42 Our NATO allies, ladies and gentlemen, let's give them a big round of applause.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:44 AM (ExV1e)
++++
Sure thing.

The moment one of them earns it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:45 AM (MABZ1)

43 - - Witkoff & Kushner LLC
=====


Those two give me agita.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

44 MacGruber, that bomb is set to detonate in 30 seconds!
What will we do?

Relax, Jennifer. I've got this. Just hand me that barbecue fork...

And that pizza cutter.

Posted by: Really desperate SNL sketch writers at January 30, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)

45 35 It can become the Gaza of the Caribbean!


- - Witkoff & Kushner LLC
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:42 AM (x0n13)


"Hands off Cuba!!!"

Hyman Roth & Johnny Ola

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:46 AM (x0n13)

46 He’d “rather not associate with white people over the course of the class.”
Indiana U. Professor Disciplined for Anti-White Discrimination

--

*Rod Serling voice*

Imagine if you will a professor saying he'd "rather not associate with black people over the course of his class." Then, imagine he's only "disciplined" for such an action and not fired for such horrific racism. Then imagine the wall-to-wall coverage, the burning down of cities, the rioting, the death threats to the professor. Well, in tonight's episode, it's not going to happen because you are free to be grotesquely racist against whites...in The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

47 MacGruber, that bomb is set to detonate in 30 seconds!
What will we do?

Relax, Jennifer. I've got this. Just hand me that barbecue fork...

And that pizza cutter.
Posted by: Really desperate SNL sketch writers at January 30, 2026 07:45 AM (2Ez/1)
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Ugh. Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:46 AM (MABZ1)

48 Isn't "put on ice" a euphemism for killed?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)

49 $30,000,000.

Guess who will wind up paying for it?

https://t.co/xpiWlvxEkz

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (roqsI)

50 48 Isn't "put on ice" a euphemism for killed?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)


Yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (x0n13)

51 So Canada's "euthanasia program", aka murder, now leads inevitably to organ harvesting and now transplant tourism.

People are traveling to Canada to get organs taken from the bodies of the near dead victims of their Medical Assistance In Dying Program.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:38 AM (fqhxl)


Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

52 "Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day."

I'm on vacation

Posted by: Florida Man at January 30, 2026 07:50 AM (qFwJc)

53 Isn't "put on ice" a euphemism for killed?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)
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Yes.

I am sure the argument, however, will be that it was a pun about Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:50 AM (MABZ1)

54 The poor folks in Havana will soon be "rescued" by Miami Cubans. They won't know what hit them, because a harder-working, more capitalist group of people would be hard to find on this planet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (aDv+2)

55 Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:33 AM (svLOV)
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They have cops in Minnesota. They could go ahead and take care of it if they wanted to...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (MABZ1)

56 Croom’s racism was so egregious that the investigative committee was forced to recognize its severity.

I have ten bucks that says the lawyers did everything they could to find the context of his remarks that would have gotten the case dismissed.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (svLOV)

57 The poor folks in Havana will soon be "rescued" by Miami Cubans. They won't know what hit them, because a harder-working, more capitalist group of people would be hard to find on this planet.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (aDv+2)
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Reconquest of Cuba by Floridians of Cuban extraction would be a trip.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (MABZ1)

58 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Post-modern education is designed to stop critical thought... no, not that critical thought.. See how f'd we are?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (mlg/3)

59 Who needs phones more than the dead?
Dems Demand Taxpayers Keep Funding ‘Obamaphones’ for the Dead
________
It's one of the Gladys Cooper episodes of Twilight Zone. (Not the Redford one everyone remembers.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (AlhUl)

60 Isn't "put on ice" a euphemism for killed?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:47 AM (qFwJc)

Yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (x0n13)


No... I just meant removed from office and replace with someone who will continue the long tradition of not enforcing the laws which Congress passed and hasn't bothered to repeal. That's all. It's totally not a coded message to peaceful Democrats everywhere. -- Hakeem Jeffries

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

61 Trump has sued the IRS and Treasury Dept. for $20 billion.

LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc)

62 The Loon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (wVcYX)

63 Please, Mr. Sefton, if you still have access to the Weather Machine this month, turn the Global Warning back on!

Posted by: Freezing My Ass Off at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (oftw2)

64 I have ten bucks that says the lawyers did everything they could to find the context of his remarks that would have gotten the case dismissed.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 07:51 AM (svLOV)
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Good luck finding someone to take the other side of that bet!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (MABZ1)

65
There are also rumors floating around the many international businesses and at least a dozen European and Latin American embassies are planning to evacuate Cuba soon amid the crisis, due to the "rapid collapse of internal conditions" and the potential for it to get much worse in the weeks to come. 

___________

That's too bad.

*resumes watching PoliceCam videos*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (tgvbd)

66 Can You Feel the Excitement? Kamala is Back and in the Lead!
========================
Pay her off, Democrats, and she will go away. Or lose bigly. Your choice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (aDv+2)

67 Well, I got the stomach bug, and Pooky and I are begging his mother to take Lil Pooky for a few hours while we recuperate from a long night.

Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (Wt5PA)

68 Qatarlson shows that when Islam buys you, you best stay bought.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (iXqHn)

69 JJ , I would not link anything by that garbage magazine, Human Events, if I were you. It's editor is a groyper.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (g47mK)

70 *resumes watching PoliceCam videos*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (tgvbd)

I like watching Donut Operator. You?

Posted by: pookysgirl has learned to never resist at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (Wt5PA)

71 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)
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'tis a mystery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (MABZ1)

72 54 When the Soviet Union crumbled, I remember watching some economic wizard saying if he was young and had just $10K, he would head for Moscow and invest. I'm not sure about that advice but if Cuba falls and goes through a major rebuild even small investment would be good.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (gm9Sb)

73 59 Who needs phones more than the dead?
Dems Demand Taxpayers Keep Funding ‘Obamaphones’ for the Dead
________
It's one of the Gladys Cooper episodes of Twilight Zone. (Not the Redford one everyone remembers.)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (AlhUl)


Downed phone line of dead Fiancé's grave calling the old lady in thunderstorm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (x0n13)

74 *resumes watching PoliceCam videos*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (tgvbd)

Educational AND entertaining!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (wVcYX)

75 Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (Wt5PA)
===================
prayers up for you folks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (aDv+2)

76 51 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

Commies have been talking about Involuntary Organ Harvesting FOREVER.

Just everyone who hears it thinks "Oh, they won't do that to ME, they're only gonna do it to those bad people that I hate!"

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)

77 or as they are trying to call themselves these days to stick it to Trump, "America First"

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (g47mK)

78 Reconquest of Cuba by Floridians of Cuban extraction would be a trip.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (MABZ1)
=====

When I was in the USSR and observed the "vibrant" parallel private economy, I knew if the Russians ever threw off the yoke of communism, they would be trouble, and I was right.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

79 If Cuba gives Bacardi back their rum distillery, Cuba will be rolling in the dough in no time.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (qFwJc)

80 63 Please, Mr. Sefton, if you still have access to the Weather Machine this month, turn the Global Warning back on!
Posted by: Freezing My Ass Off at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (oftw2)



I'm freezing my ass off in Southern Wisconsin. Still waiting for that 6th Fetzer valve for the weather machine!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (x0n13)

81 Trump has sued the IRS and Treasury Dept. for $20 billion.

$10 billion.

https://tinyurl.com/yv3bu59w

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

82 Good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (wC4Qw)

83 The Loon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (wVcYX)


The Larch. -- Monty Python

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

84 $20 billion, $10 billion.

LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (qFwJc)

85 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

Putting on the ritz!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX)

86
It looks like a lot of people in Cuba could actually start dying of starvation pretty soon.

And there will be rampant looting and criminal acts that the remnants of government there won't stop.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 30, 2026 07:57 AM (B38oo)

87 When the Soviet Union crumbled, I remember watching some economic wizard saying if he was young and had just $10K, he would head for Moscow and invest. I'm not sure about that advice but if Cuba falls and goes through a major rebuild even small investment would be good.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:54 AM (gm9Sb)
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Don't use more than beer money.

It *could* be good. It *should* be good. There will be loads of opportunity. But it will depend on the post-communist government, should they get one. If it goes the way of, say, Dominican Republic or Chile, it will probably pay off because it means the new head hencho knows how to moderate his stealing. If it goes the way of Venezuela or, well, Cuba, your "investment" is a zero.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 07:58 AM (MABZ1)

88 Same question.

Same answer.

https://tinyurl.com/ycyfr477

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 07:58 AM (roqsI)

89 Posted by: pookysgirl, exhausted at January 30, 2026 07:53 AM (Wt5PA)
====

A prayer for speedy and complete recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

90 86 The remnants of the government will be doing a lot of the looting and criminal acts.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (gm9Sb)

91 Mamdani Shovels Snow Like a Communist
_______
A bigoted criticism. It was the whiteness that put him off. If it'd been brown he'd have been in his element.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (AlhUl)

92 I'm freezing my ass off in Southern Wisconsin. Still waiting for that 6th Fetzer valve for the weather machine!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 07:56 AM (x0n13)
-

I have asked tech support to up this ticket's severity level.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (roqsI)

93 Giancarlo…. We all know what happened to Gustavo Fring; he got his face blown off… and in real life you’re not anywhere near as tough as the character you pretended to be on camera…. Sad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (+kWhq)

94 If it goes the way of Venezuela or, well, Cuba, your "investment" is a zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


CCP funds will look insanely great for a few months.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (mlg/3)

95 A bigoted criticism. It was the whiteness that put him off. If it'd been brown he'd have been in his element.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 07:59 AM (AlhUl)
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So you're saying he should be mayor of Pittsburgh during the age of coal in order to maximize his snow shoveling ability?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (MABZ1)

96 51 Other than anyone with a working brain, who could have foreseen this?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

Commies have been talking about Involuntary Organ Harvesting FOREVER.

Just everyone who hears it thinks "Oh, they won't do that to ME, they're only gonna do it to those bad people that I hate!"
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 07:55 AM (iXqHn)

Never check the organ donor box and sign the form! They'll come get you when they need organs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)

97 It's boycott day. I will do my part and boycott something. Any suggestions?

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

98 How can he possibly shovel snow that doesn't look like him?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

99 Trump nominates Kevin Warsh to replace Powell.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (g47mK)

100 Never check the organ donor box and sign the form! They'll come get you when they need organs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)
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LOL

The system has problems. It is not *that* bad. Yet.
Statistically, however, doctors will work a bit less hard to save you. About the same decline seen with ugly people, IIRC. Marginal risk, but non-zero.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (MABZ1)

101 It's boycott day. I will do my part and boycott something. Any suggestions?
Posted by: fd


Cots. Buy a bed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (mlg/3)

102 How can he possibly shovel snow that doesn't look like him?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)
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Roll it up, folks.

We're done here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (MABZ1)

103 That breech loader Giancarlo Nincompoop would puke his guts up at the sight of a dead body.

Killer, huh? I'd trade his faggot ass for a good Camp Fire girl.

Posted by: Sgt. Warden at January 30, 2026 08:04 AM (R/m4+)

104 Never check the organ donor box and sign the form! They'll come get you when they need organs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:00 AM (wVcYX)
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LOL

The system has problems. It is not *that* bad. Yet.
Statistically, however, doctors will work a bit less hard to save you. About the same decline seen with ugly people, IIRC. Marginal risk, but non-zero.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:02 AM (MABZ1)

PSA - yes, I wrote in jest. The Monty Python boys covered this in a scene from The Meaning of Life, as many of you are no doubt aware.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)

105 61 Trump has sued the IRS and Treasury Dept. for $20 billion.

LOL.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc)


"petition the Government for redress of grievances"

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 08:04 AM (5rh/l)

106
Canada's euthanasia program is turning into an organ harvesting nightmare

Who could have anticipated such a thing happening??

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:05 AM (tgvbd)

107 PSA - yes, I wrote in jest. The Monty Python boys covered this in a scene from The Meaning of Life, as many of you are no doubt aware.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)
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Ah. It was clearly a jest, but I missed the MP reference. It has been a very, very long time since I saw that movie!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:06 AM (MABZ1)

108 Murkowski never called for Mayorkas to step down.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 08:06 AM (fGaR0)

109 Never check the organ donor box and sign the form! They'll come get you when they need organs.
Posted by: Count de Monet
________

The Monty Python skit:

https://tinyurl.com/4856pfwb

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 08:08 AM (XvL8K)

110 I wonder if the MAID administrator has an organ grinder's monkey figurine on his desk. Just for a multi-layered pun.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:09 AM (MABZ1)

111 I was concerned about being flamed in pushback with an organ donor success story near and dear to a hordian.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)

112 Never check the organ donor box and sign the form!

They will keep you alive, even if you are brain dead, to harvest the organs.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 08:11 AM (qFwJc)

113 I was concerned about being flamed in pushback with an organ donor success story near and dear to a hordian.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)
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Not from me. "Organ donation" is essentially an unsolvable problem. Our system is far less predatory than most.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:11 AM (MABZ1)

114 37 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

Deep frown.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie Fan Club at January 30, 2026 08:12 AM (oftw2)

115 Murkowski never called for Mayorkas to step down.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 08:06 AM (fGaR0)


Democrats never call for Democrats to step down.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

116
So if Cuba collapses, do US firms get back the assets that Castro expropriated? Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (tgvbd)

117 Life imitates art: "Coma" 1978

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077355/

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (qFwJc)

118 Democrats never call for Democrats to step down.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)
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Not true. It does happen sometimes, usually when one of them wanders off the reservation. Expect the Dems to go after Fetterman hard. They'll primary him and call for him to just withdraw and retire and save everyone the effort.

The GOP is, in fact, exactly the same most of the time. They go knives-out when one of their own steps off the plantation. Which is why they hate this administration so much. It's an environment so rich with potential targets that it's splitting their attention.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:14 AM (MABZ1)

119
"This is a disease that responds very well to treatment but, unfortunately, Oprah needs your liver."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:14 AM (tgvbd)

120
Breakfast orders are being placed. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:15 AM (tgvbd)

121 The “experts” will start grumbling that not enough donors are available voluntarily. They’ll make organ donation an “opt out” kind of thing, and an obstacle course to negotiate.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:16 AM (xtYJY)

122 So if Cuba collapses, do US firms get back the assets that Castro expropriated? Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (tgvbd)
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I doubt it. It was long ago and there would be a solid argument that the original parties - both state and private - no longer exist.

But it could be used as an investment come-on. "Invest some dollar amount and we'll also provide preferential bidding for previously-nationalize foreign assets in the privatization process" or somesuch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:16 AM (MABZ1)

123 Walz Calls It Quits: ‘I Will Never Run For An Elected Office Again’

A soft play of the victim card

Fraud! ICE killing my constituents! I ask you, how could I have been expected to stop those! I'm only a governor, not Superman! Waaaah!!!

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 08:16 AM (5rh/l)

124 Or put another way “that which is allowed, will soon be made mandatory”.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:16 AM (xtYJY)

125 Can we please have one day where Minnesotans aren't acting like this? Some other state needs to step up for a day.*"

Hmmm. It's as if enforcement of norms might keep idiots from acting out....

The "more steel production than Japan" is purely amazing, tho. Anyone predicting that anytime in the past quarter century would've been laughed out of the room...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

126 Eric Daugherty is claiming over on Twitter that the feds just arrested Don Lemon.

That would be marvelous!

If true.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 08:18 AM (vwgrM)

127 It’s weird. This pattern keeps emerging.

-Administration uncovers massive fraud by Democrats
-Democrats deny fraud
-Irrefutable proof shows fraud occurred
-Democrats defend fraudsters
-Research shows fraudsters contributed massive amounts to Democrats and their friends

It’s almost like it’s a money laundering operation to fund Democrats- with your money.

Again, weird.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:18 AM (ScG/9)

128 Canada's euthanasia program is turning into an organ harvesting nightmare.

The murders start with smooth, sophisticated wording and end with organs getting cut out of living people in operating rooms. Euthanasia, "brain death," medical assistance in dying ... all lies.

Posted by: callsign claymore at January 30, 2026 08:18 AM (wC4Qw)

129 108 Murkowski never called for Mayorkas to step down.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 08:06 AM (fGaR0)

Why would she have done so? The Border was secure under Mayorkas's world-class leadership! Next question!

Posted by: Karine John-Peter at January 30, 2026 08:19 AM (5rh/l)

130 I was concerned about being flamed in pushback with an organ donor success story near and dear to a hordian.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:10 AM (wVcYX)
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Not from me. "Organ donation" is essentially an unsolvable problem. Our system is far less predatory than most.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:11 AM (MABZ1)


I find it amusing that the argument against paying donor families is that they'd take the money rather than trying to save their loved ones.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

131 Canada's euthanasia program is turning into an organ harvesting nightmare."

You misspelled "fundraiser"

So, who's up for a new(ish) gall bladder!

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (XuXeR)

132 Eric Daugherty is claiming over on Twitter that the feds just arrested Don Lemon.
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Yup, seeing others saying it as well: The Lemon has been squeezed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (HXT0k)

133 Senate Strikes Deal to Fund Government, Averting a Shutdown

Not so fast.
We're still going to have a partial government shutdown.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

134 So if Cuba collapses, do US firms get back the assets that Castro expropriated? Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (tgvbd)

No.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Asshead The Clown at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (R/m4+)

135 Eric Daugherty is claiming over on Twitter that the feds just arrested Don Lemon.

That would be marvelous!

If true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 08:18 AM (vwgrM)


But that's unpossible. I was informed that when the DOJ withdrew the first warrant request it meant that Trump had caved and Bondi should be fired.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e)

136 Anybody rushing to cuba to invest in the country when it falls should take a long hard look at what happened to the oil companies in venezuala. Billions invested and then one day *poof* the government seized all of their stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2026 08:21 AM (0N4FZ)

137 Organ donation? The Paolo declines. The Paolo prefers, how you say, short-term rental options from satisfied client referrals.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 30, 2026 08:21 AM (wVcYX)

138 California legalized gay marriage. I'm getting out before they make it mandatory.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at January 30, 2026 08:22 AM (qFwJc)

139 134 So if Cuba collapses, do US firms get back the assets that Castro expropriated? Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:13 AM (tgvbd)

No.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge Asshead The Clown at January 30, 2026 08:20 AM (R/m4+)



"Hyman broken!"

- - Judge Moe Loki

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 08:22 AM (x0n13)

140 The dem knives did come out for Al Franken, of all people. It happens occasionally…. IIRC his “sin” was to pretend to squeeze some news hottie’s bewbs while she slept in a plane. The ultimate crime in that very brief me-too era

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:22 AM (ZtAny)

141

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 30, 2026 08:22 AM (DDJSl)

142 We must increase the federal budget.

Social Security is going broke.

Medicare and Medicaid spending is increasing geometrically.

*ponders at least a trillion in fraud and abuse*
*ponders massive illegal immigrant state spending*
*ponders Congress allowing non citizens on programs like SSDI, which suddenly then started becoming unsustainable*

What the hell has Congress been doing and where is the oversight?

Why aren’t we reducing federal spending?

Why aren’t we showing a change in solvency now that states have to pay back billions?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:23 AM (ScG/9)

143 ...don-lemon-in-custody-former-cnn-anchor-sources-say/

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at January 30, 2026 08:23 AM (qFwJc)

144 Mr. Lemon was arrested whilst covering the grammys

Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2026 08:23 AM (xtYJY)

145 Today is National Croissant Day. 🥐

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC)

146 Reconquest of Cuba by Floridians of Cuban extraction would be a trip.

Watching college students screeching at how the term Reconquista was appropriated by the alt-right would be the most entertaining part.

The next bit of entertainment would be the videos of the luxury resorts getting set up there.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (svLOV)

147 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

148 Off Bob Hope sock.

CBS news is reporting Don Lemon was arrested last night.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (qFwJc)

149 I find it amusing that the argument against paying donor families is that they'd take the money rather than trying to save their loved ones.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

Best I can do is three-fifty for Uncle Al.

Posted by: Rick Harrison, Gold & Silver Pawnshop and Organ Donors, Las Vegas, NV at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (wVcYX)

150 So........

The RINO GOP caved. Again.

Posted by: ZooomZooom (R) at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (ubRRG)

151 NR Pax

Power plants and electrical grid first, then the casinos.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

152


Squeeze that Lemon . . .


Led Zeppelin 2.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (x0n13)

153 CBS news is reporting Don Lemon was arrested last night.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


When the cop interrogating Don told him what happened to guys like him in prison, he begged to be taken into custody.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (svLOV)

154 I submit there is no illegal that is just an illegal.
I know what I need to do to live, work, drive, and just be part of my community.

It is impossible to be an illegal and not commit dozens of crimes annually.

Deportation must continue to as they are the fastest, simplest, and most just way to deal with illegals.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

155 AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported.

https://is.gd/6kl17x

https://is.gd/MdnXja

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (L/fGl)

156 151 Power plants and electrical grid first, then the casinos.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Grocery stores too. And I'll tolerate Starbucks setting up shop.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (svLOV)

157 Tucker Carlson Is a 'Fervent Christian' but Feels 'Completely Comfortable in the Seat of Islam’
_______
That's an Episcopalian for you, nowadays.

(Note, I was baptized and confirmed one.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (AlhUl)

158 After much deliberation, I have decided to boycott my local Ice facility. Their use of penguins in their logo is both disturbing and infuriating. I can go without purchasing 10lb bags for at least one day in protest of their mephitic message.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (vFG9F)

159 no one of any consequence

Don Lemon's dream come true... Being in an all-male prison.

Alas for him. He will be in solitary confinement.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

160 148 Off Bob Hope sock.

CBS news is reporting Don Lemon was arrested last night.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 08:24 AM (qFwJc)
*****
Fox is reporting it was just after midnight Los Angeles time at a hotel .

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

161 CBS says Lemon's lawyer confirms the arrest.

https://tinyurl.com/8s27u93r

But, can you believe those liars?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:27 AM (uQesX)

162 Dear Guy Who Says Nothing Will Happen,

Something Happened to Don Lemon. Take the win.

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

163 Tillis is a tough guy now that he is retiring, and pretty much handed the seat to the Dems and Roy Cooper.

Funding deal is probably crap, but Donald has to get it out of the way so we can concentrate on the midterms and confirming more Judges

Posted by: Jonah at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (YCxFk)

164 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (qw6Uy)

165 Easy peasy
Lemon teasy

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)

166 TGIF!!!

>>"Breaking Bad" actor Giancarlo Esposito calls for "revolution" as a result of the events in Minneapolis. He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive."

Said this from Sundance, right?
Having their lil' mountain resort film fest and calmly calling for revolution. Did you see Fight Club, dude? Your servers may not feel like you are on the team. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (0yjaw)

167 Are Hyman Roth's heirs made whole?"

Ah, isn't that a fictional guy? Now the Chicago Mob in Havana...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)

168 Don Lemon's dream come true... Being in an all-male prison.

Alas for him. He will be in solitary confinement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

Put him in a women's prison.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:28 AM (uQesX)

169 Don Lemon?
Perp walk video?
Handcuffs?
Mug shot?
Orange jumpsuit?
20 agents in body armor at his front door predawn with a battering ram, SWAT team vehicles and camera crew?

Posted by: Inquiring minds at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

170 Fox is reporting it was just after midnight Los Angeles time at a hotel .
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)
====

We all know that's code for "anonymous homosexual liaison"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

171 160. Red, sure it was not a bath house?

Posted by: Jonah at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk)

172 My late, lovely, wife was on the list for kidney transplant. I came to detest everyone involved with the program. Onerous rules and obstacles, bottom line was that the program was MUCH more concerned with maintaining their "Center Of Excellence" percentages than actually helping sick people. I'm quite patient and nonviolent, but my Viking heritage comes out when thinking of them. Burn, Loot, Scatter.

Posted by: Erik the Red at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)

173 RINO GOP caved. Again.
Posted by: ZooomZooom

They are counting on the alternative being much worse than them. Sure wish they gave us a reason to vote For them, rather than Against the Left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

174 So today is anti-ICE shut down day, no shopping, no working? Let's see how that goes. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (0yjaw)

175 AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported."

A bit lower, please. Over her mouth...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (XuXeR)

176 Thx JJ, good morning again Horde. Happy Friday
Don Lemon is under arrest. Now that makes for a happy Friday. The left will be screaming 1st Amendment but Lemon's own posts show him participating in the planning.
Enjoy prison Donny. Oh, wait...hmmm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (IDEQi)

177 >>> Don Lemon's dream come true... Being in an all-male prison.


He can join the Purple Gang and be a cheerleader for the inmates' football team.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

178 We can't pass the SAVE act to require voter ID because wymyns are too stupid to get IQ (I guess).

https://is.gd/lpYXUM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (L/fGl)

179 Squeeze that Lemon . . .
Led Zeppelin 2.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 08:25 AM (x0n13)
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Get out of my head JJ!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

180 OrangeEnt

Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

181 "Dear Guy Who Says Nothing Will Happen,

Something Happened to Don Lemon. Take the win.

Love, Franpsycho

It took them long enough. I wonder why. Would they have given you or me a week to go around crowing about our crime?

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)

182 Why aren’t we showing a change in solvency now that states have to pay back billions?
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:23 AM (ScG/9)

But if we did that woman and chirruns would starve and I would not get my Hoveround at no cost to me, shipping excluded of course, so I can go to Wal Mark and buy more processed food for my obese ass. Don't be so heartless!

Posted by: democrat Goblin Moocher at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (R/m4+)

183 Giancarlo Stanton> Giancarlo Esposito

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (IDEQi)

184 I’m pretty sure the GOP is about to pass all spending bills through regular order.

Just pointing that out for all the people who said it wasn’t going to happen.

When was the last time that happened- btw?

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (ScG/9)

185 So today is anti-ICE shut down day, no shopping, no working? Let's see how that goes. . ."

Well, the traffic cameras around Minnomalia show....

Traffic. Pretty normal traffic, too.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

186 158 After much deliberation, I have decided to boycott my local Ice facility. Their use of penguins in their logo is both disturbing and infuriating. I can go without purchasing 10lb bags for at least one day in protest of their mephitic message.
Posted by: fd

We can be quite litigious when provoked and keep savage lawyers on retainer. Expect a knock on the door very soon.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (oftw2)

187 Lizzy

So now doing my normal shopping in town is an act of defiance to the narrative. Got it.

Sucks to be the Left.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

188 Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

NaCly, I just figured they'd beat the shit out of him for being more womanly.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (uQesX)

189 >> Dear Guy Who Says Nothing Will Happen,

And please make the Republicans Caved Guy, your bottom guy

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (ScG/9)

190 >>Fox is reporting it was just after midnight Los Angeles time at a hotel .


Nice.
Was CNN there to film it?
OK, maybe Newsmax?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (0yjaw)

191 184 I’m pretty sure the GOP is about to pass all spending bills through regular order.

Just pointing that out for all the people who said it wasn’t going to happen.

When was the last time that happened- btw?
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:32 AM (ScG/9)

Would actually prefer they do something to get rid of the Killswitch bullshit, just this time.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (iXqHn)

192 Financial Times reports that Spain's unemployment rate is 9.9%, way below its peak of 27% in 2013. Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (rJ48h)

193 Dems Demand Taxpayers Keep Funding ‘Obamaphones’ for the Dead

At one time Carlos Sim of Mexico was the biggest Obamaphone provider.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

194 Vengeance

Regular order is a good thing for spending bills. Had to be a long time ago. Like before Obama.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

195 >>So now doing my normal shopping in town is an act of defiance to the narrative. Got it.


Heh, yup!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (0yjaw)

196 180 Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Maybe it will help rehabilitate them. "I was a hardened criminal but the judge said I would have to be in a cell with Don Lemon if I was in his courtroom ever again. I've been a good citizen ever since."

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (svLOV)

197 Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (rJ48h)

To vote out the last few conservatives.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)

198 1160. Red, sure it was not a bath house?
Posted by: Jonah at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM
*******
Maybe a bathtub with bubbles.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

199 When the cop interrogating Don told him what happened to guys like him in prison, he begged to be taken into custody.

LOL!

Also, friends of DataRepublican cracked open Antifa's command and control systems, got data dumps on all of the users, and they're now inoperable. communityofservice.com is where it was hiding in plain sight.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (NqGS/)

200 Lizzy

A gay man's TV network? MSNBC?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

201 Also, friends of DataRepublican cracked open Antifa's command and control systems, got data dumps on all of the users, and they're now inoperable.

I wish that woman a long happy life as she shines spotlights on these creatures.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:36 AM (svLOV)

202 Second verse same as the first
Little bit louder, little bit worse

THE RACE CARD IS BEING PLAYED: Due to the lack of active brain cells, ghetto trash Jasmine Crockett is yet again claiming ICE is racist.
"This administration has decided that it wants to target anybody who has a little bit of melanin in their skin or target people simply because of an accent."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (L/fGl)

203 Speaking of Canada, Trump just put the kybosh on Canuck made airplanes because they don't want Gulfstream stuff from here.

https://tinyurl.com/2jzdarrc

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (uQesX)

204 It took them long enough. I wonder why. Would they have given you or me a week to go around crowing about our crime?
Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)
******
The courts kept denying. Finally had to go to a grand jury.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (NpAcC)

205 why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?"

10th century economics. Seriously. They need Achmed and Achmed to work, thereby supporting (well, in theory) Fernadez and Alfonso.
Germany tried the same stupid asshattery over the past decades.

Worked great, huh?

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

206 I love the business left abandoning climate change for AI. The way to beat the left is to get them fighting each other. The business left needs the energy from fossil fuels and nuclear and are saying adios to the climate fanatics. The climate fanatics will strike back

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (IDEQi)

207 NR Pax

I like your power of positive thinking.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ)

208 >> Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

Fiscal year 1997 was the last time Congress passed the bills in regular order.

That’s a pretty monumental achievement being drowned out by all the democrats insurrection and attacks on law enforcement

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (ScG/9)

209 I'm guessing a Lefty judge will have Don Lemon released by Art Thread time. Morning Rant time at the latest.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (ESVrU)

210 188 Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

NaCly, I just figured they'd beat the shit out of him for being more womanly.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:33 AM (uQesX)

Shit, in a men's prison they'd go out of their way to make sure he doesn't enjoy it. Churn him with a broomstick or a metal rod until he suffers severe internal bleeding, etc.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (iXqHn)

211 because you are free to be grotesquely racist against whites...in The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

Not free to.

Expected to.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (6ZSsV)

212 207 NR Pax

I like your power of positive thinking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Thanks! I'm not quite as cynical or dark hearted as I come across as online. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (svLOV)

213 No sh#t? Video: https://tinyurl.com/mw58xzjk

@WallStreetApes
Steve Forbes, chairman and editor-in-chief of Forbes, says Ilhan Omar and her husband are running a money laundering operation

🚨 Ilhan Omar’s husbands investment firm was looked into, THERE IS NO RECORDS OF THEM MANAGING MONEY, “NO CLIENTS”

“His investment firm — It’s DC headquarters appear to share office space at a WeWork. There's no track record of his firm managing money, doing M&A deals, no clients we see, no investment deals or any work it's done.

They say they do work in 80 nations operating in. There's no SEC registrations for them as investment advisers. What is going on here?

This increasingly looks sketchy, both the winery and his investment firm. Yeah, the winery may not exist and the firm may be just a really a name only”

“It’s amazing how people can go into Congress and then become these entrepreneurial investing geniuses, where they come in, she had under $1,000 of net worth, and her husband didn't have much, and suddenly now they're multimillionaires. Is there a money laundering operation here — something is not right”

“That $30 million came from sources that are illegal, period”

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:38 AM (0yjaw)

214 Strategy versus simple opportunism; Schumer 2, Thune 2. Wow, everyone wins except us!

My "senators" are Cruz and Cornyn. Cornyn was one of 10 R senators that voted to import our beloved Afghan Allies and is now running adds about how Islam is incompatible with American society. Ironic.

Cruz needs to lose the silly beard and quit pretending to have some claim to running for President.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (4b7CV)

215 180 Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Maybe it will help rehabilitate them. "I was a hardened criminal but the judge said I would have to be in a cell with Don Lemon if I was in his courtroom ever again. I've been a good citizen ever since."
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:35 AM (svLOV)

Chained Heat IV: Going Straight After Hard Times

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX)

216 AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported.

The irony is that, whenever I work overseas, showing a passport is mandatory when checking into the hotel. And they take down all the information just for good measure. Depending on the country, you have to at least flash it whenever using a credit card for any purchase.

When clearing customs, they always want to see a return flight and a hotel reservation. A travel medical policy depending on the country. Sometimes a work visa - rules vary.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (GvwA4)

217 193 At one time Carlos Sim of Mexico was the biggest Obamaphone provider.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

Which Carlos Slim?

Doumit (The Son) or Helu (The Father)?

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (iXqHn)

218 The Muslim Women League (MWL) is a Pakistan-based Islamist women's organization focused on promoting Islamic values, women's empowerment through religious principles, ideological indoctrination, and community engagement activities among female audiences.

And I thot Somali women were fucking idiots.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (gbOdA)

219 Churn him with a broomstick or a metal rod until he suffers severe internal bleeding, etc."

Hey Now!

/Eddie the Second, fondling a Huge (heh) Dispenser

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

220 Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

-
Fear of widespread common sense breaking out?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (L/fGl)

221 >>Even women in prison for bad deeds deserve better than Don Lemon.

Indeed! He haaaates women, can't hide it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (0yjaw)

222 I suppose Democrats will once again run for the midterms on attacking federal law enforcement.

And supporting illegal immigrants.

And supporting massive fraud.

I think they should go with that.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (ScG/9)

223 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

224 sigh

I'm a fan of the site "We Rate Dogs." It's a silly collection of dog pictures and the guy does a lot of good work in raising funds for dogs that need surgery.

Today, he decided to get political.

In solidarity with the general strike, we're encouraging our followers to participate in an economic blackout today, Friday, Jan. 30. Instead of spending money at stores (including ours!), we invite you to invest in your communities through mutual aid, strike funds, and other local organizations. If you are in a position to assist Minnesota monetarily, please consider: (List of liberal causes).

How about funds for the families of people murdered by illegal aliens? Oh wait; you don't give a shit about them.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (svLOV)

225 "It's a big club and you ain't in it."

Posted by: George Carlin at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (qFwJc)

226 "Breaking Bad" actor Giancarlo Esposito calls for "revolution" as a result of the events in Minneapolis. He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive."


"I'm an ACTOR! I make MILLIONS pretending to be other PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME and DO AS I SAY!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

227 Ha! Mayor Mamdani shovels snow like a 7 year old girl, skimming the top 4" and leaving the rest. Where in tarnation is the gas-powered snow blower? Is NYC that broke that they can't afford one?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (oT7pT)

228 Vengeance

Thanks for the info. Part of our problem has been the lack of a serious Congress controlling spending.

This brings real power to Congress, much more than "hearings". So very good news, in a Constitutional direction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

229 I love the business left abandoning climate change for AI

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:37 AM (IDEQi)

I do too, but remember they aren't doing it for AI, they are doing it for the unheard of, unimaginable, surveillance powers that AI will give them.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (6ZSsV)

230 Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

Playing the Simcard I see!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (vwgrM)

231 On the radio this morning, I heard that Bill Gates has opined that AI “doctors” will be better than human doctors in the near future. This Gates guy just can’t stay in his lane… annoying

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (WnEm5)

232 My "senators" are Cruz and Cornyn. Cornyn was one of 10 R senators that voted to import our beloved Afghan Allies and is now running adds about how Islam is incompatible with American society. Ironic.

Cruz needs to lose the silly beard and quit pretending to have some claim to running for President.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (4b7CV)

On March 3 the day after Independence Day you can send Cornholenyn to some million dollar lobbying job.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (gbOdA)

233 I’m pretty sure the GOP is about to pass all spending bills through regular order.

Just pointing that out for all the people who said it wasn’t going to happen.

When was the last time that happened- btw?

Posted by: Vengeance



It has been about 30 years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (0U5gm)

234 “That $30 million came from sources that are illegal, period”

It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (2Ez/1)

235 Giancarlo Esposito



Eat a bullet.

No one will miss you.

Not even your family.

F*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

236 224 I'm a fan of the site "We Rate Dogs." It's a silly collection of dog pictures and the guy does a lot of good work in raising funds for dogs that need surgery.

Today, he decided to get political.

In solidarity with the general strike, we're encouraging our followers to participate in an economic blackout today, Friday, Jan. 30. Instead of spending money at stores (including ours!), we invite you to invest in your communities through mutual aid, strike funds, and other local organizations. If you are in a position to assist Minnesota monetarily, please consider: (List of liberal causes).

How about funds for the families of people murdered by illegal aliens? Oh wait; you don't give a shit about them.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (svLOV)

I'm pretty sure he's said left-wing stuff before.

I know he has on his youtube channel.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (iXqHn)

237 I think they should go with that.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (ScG/9)

The only problem is that even with all the clips of democrat criminality, the Rs will not use any of them in their campaigns. They wouldn't stoop to sullying their lily-livered hands with something like that. Their friends across the aisle wouldn't like it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (uQesX)

238 It's one thing to be able to record and document every conversation in the civilized world, but fully another to have a computer understand, organize, summarize and flag them. That's just one thing AI will provide/is providing.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (6ZSsV)

239
On March 3 the day after Independence Day you can send Cornholenyn to some million dollar lobbying job.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (gbOdA)[i/]


Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (Zz0t1)

240 >>THE RACE CARD IS BEING PLAYED: Due to the lack of active brain cells, ghetto trash Jasmine Crockett is yet again claiming ICE is racist.
"This administration has decided that it wants to target anybody who has a little bit of melanin in their skin or target people simply because of an accent."


Projection on steroids.
It stopped being funny a while ago.
She only every sees race.
Even Jessie Jackson had more finesse than this idiot.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (0yjaw)

241 Hey the temperature is up to -4 here in the mid Hudson. Beach partyyy!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (IDEQi)

242 Last time they were using riots as a political tool, I was living in Denver, and people were being beaten and shot at MAGA rallies.

Much calmer here in Trump country. Even the nearby bluish city is peaceful, so far. The worst we've had have been some antisemitic but nonviolent street actions at the college last summer. But that's de rigeur - mobs screaming about the Jews is Gen Z's version of a Dave Matthews Band concert. All the chicks love them, and the guys have to show up if they want pussy, and it doesn't matter if its gay AF.

Anyway, thank you Lord for the opportunity to escape blue America. I'm grateful every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)

243 Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

-
Fear of widespread common sense breaking out?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



They specifically said they were doing it so that the left can remain in power.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (0U5gm)

244 I'm pretty sure he's said left-wing stuff before.

I know he has on his youtube channel.
Posted by: XTC


I'm lazy and don't follow everyone that gets my attention. But I'm not the least bit surprised. And it sounds like he doesn't need my money any longer.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (svLOV)

245 226 "I'm an ACTOR! I make MILLIONS pretending to be other PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME and DO AS I SAY!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

He even played a tinpot dictator who got overthrown by left-wing revolutionaries in FarCry 6.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (iXqHn)

246 Ha! Mayor Mamdani shovels snow like a 7 year old girl, skimming the top 4" and leaving the rest. Where in tarnation is the gas-powered snow blower? Is NYC that broke that they can't afford one?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (oT7pT)

Dems all go for the easy PR photo op early in their terms. Remember Mayor Pete and the bicycle rides? Bubba Clinton and his jogging around D.C.? None of it is real but the loony left slurps it up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

247 231 On the radio this morning, I heard that Bill Gates has opined that AI “doctors” will be better than human doctors in the near future. This Gates guy just can’t stay in his lane… annoying
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:42 AM (WnEm5)

He is annoying
but looking thru 1000 mamograms or CATs and popping out the ones for Docs to review make perfect sense.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

248 Hey! Take it easy on Ilhan Omar!

Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
The President’s statements about Rep. Ilhan Omar reflect a disturbing lack of understanding of the trauma caused by political violence.
The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.

-
Let he who has not faced a apple cider vinegar cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (L/fGl)

249 >> Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ)

They should really now start to look at root causes for the fiscal insanity.

For example I mentioned SSDI. Congress allowed people who had some type of legal status, even temporary, to do things like put their non citizen, sick parents on SSDI. A huge part of SSDI are non citizens like that. The program blew up after Congress did that and it needs to be rolled back. They also opened the program up to massive fraud and they still have not looked into it yet. It’s a racket where the same doctors and administrators funnel people into SSDI, and a lot of it is fraud.

Just do your job, Congress. Legislate all the non citizens out of the system.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (ScG/9)

250 He can join the Purple Gang and be a cheerleader for the inmates' football team.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:30 AM (wVcYX)

I can get Don some of those things, especially the cheeseburger. I'll even wash his socks.

Posted by: Rory Schultebrand at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (R/m4+)

251 Dems all go for the easy PR photo op early in their terms. Remember Mayor Pete and the bicycle rides? Bubba Clinton and his jogging around D.C.? None of it is real but the loony left slurps it up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (wVcYX)

You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

252 I'm a fan of the site "We Rate Dogs." It's a silly collection of dog pictures and the guy does a lot of good work in raising funds for dogs that need surgery.



Girlfriendshowoff doesn't exist anymore. It used to show dude's girlfriends in various stages of undress for you to critique. There was no political slant whatsoever.

Those were simpler times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

253 The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.

Plank in your eye and all that, lady.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (svLOV)

254 How about funds for the families of people murdered by illegal aliens? Oh wait; you don't give a shit about them.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 08:40 AM (svLOV)
====

The hypocrisy is part of the kink.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

255 Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
The President’s statements about Rep. Ilhan Omar reflect a disturbing lack of understanding of the trauma caused by political violence.
The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.



DIAF, twatwaffle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

256 "The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock."
--------

They laugh when they write these.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:47 AM (6ZSsV)

257 Smell the Glove

Hunh.

My 6℉ here in rural Kansas is warmer. Very unusual.

Stay warm. Hug someone who cares for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

258
AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported.

___________

I don't recall this level of nuttery even, say, 30 years ago. Are we just now more aware of it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:47 AM (tgvbd)

259 Those were simpler times.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Well, the guy's a Leftist. Some of those dogs probably *are* his girlfriends.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:47 AM (BI5O2)

260 He is annoying but looking thru 1000 mamograms or CATs and popping out the ones for Docs to review make perfect sense.

It absolutely does not. What you're talking about is "general flaw detection". The Holy Grail of Machine Vision - which was an attempt at early AI 30 years ago. I worked on that stuff.

Here's the thing. You can't show 1000 Cat Scans to ten doctors, in a blind test, and even get them to 100% agree on the results. Now how in the Hell do you program that ? You can't.

AI is a scam. Great photo-shop tool and random phrase generator. And that's about it.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (GvwA4)

261 I think a lot of our political betters wrapped up in this "revolution" horseshit are at best, basically, play-acting. They're not in it for the communism, they're in it for the money.

Stop the grift, the fraud and we'll likely see a whole different attitude.

And a whole lot of resignations.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (jtM2q)

262
"Breaking Bad" actor Giancarlo Esposito calls for "revolution" as a result of the events in Minneapolis. He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive."

"I'm an ACTOR! I make MILLIONS pretending to be other PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME and DO AS I SAY!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM


it should read "...in a desperate attempt to salvage what little (if any) relevance he may have had...)

cereal, other than playing Gus Fring in Breaking Bad (to be fair, he was very good playing that character); without looking it up, name anything else that he has done that was memorable

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (tljrc)

263
Nancy Pelosi
@SpeakerPelosi
The President’s statements about Rep. Ilhan Omar reflect a disturbing lack of understanding of the trauma caused by political violence.
The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.

-
Let he who has not faced a apple cider vinegar cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Exactly! Vinegar is much more dangerous than a .556 moving at 1400 fps towards your head!

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (0U5gm)

264 >>THE RACE CARD IS BEING PLAYED: Due to the lack of active brain cells, ghetto trash Jasmine Crockett is yet again claiming ICE is racist.
"This administration has decided that it wants to target anybody who has a little bit of melanin in their skin or target people simply because of an accent."


Projection on steroids.
It stopped being funny a while ago.
She only every sees race.
Even Jessie Jackson had more finesse than this idiot.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (0yjaw)

I'd like to cut her nuts off.

Posted by: Rev-runhd Jesse Jackson at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

265 THE RACE CARD IS BEING PLAYED: Due to the lack of active brain cells, ghetto trash Jasmine Crockett is yet again claiming ICE is racist.
"This administration has decided that it wants to target anybody who has a little bit of melanin in their skin or target people simply because of an accent."
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Huh.

This explains why the lily-white AWFLs are deathly afraid they will be deported.

Cause, uh, all humans have melanin in their skin. Unless you're albino.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (HXT0k)

266 I don't recall this level of nuttery even, say, 30 years ago. Are we just now more aware of it?"

Yeah. Uncle Bob and Aunt Mumbles stayed in the attic...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

267 240 Projection on steroids.
It stopped being funny a while ago.
She only every sees race.
Even Jessie Jackson had more finesse than this idiot.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:43 AM (0yjaw)

If anyone ever wondered why I wish I wasn't mixed...

It's so people won't associate me with mush-brained dumbasses like Crockett or criminal thugs like Saint George. Or ESPECIALLY with the scum-of-the-earth Somalis.

They're not "my people", and they never will be.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (iXqHn)

268 So today is anti-ICE shut down day, no shopping, no working? Let's see how that goes. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:29 AM (0yjaw)
++++
Whaetever. Anyone who fails to go to work today is going to be short-listed for the next RIF, and they all know it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (MABZ1)

269 And now, History Corner with Cornel West.

.@CornelWest on "these two precious folks, sister Renee & my dear brother Alex":

"So when you n*ggerize a whole country, you start treating all of your citizens the way black folk have been treated for 250 years."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (L/fGl)

270 Anyway, thank you Lord for the opportunity to escape blue America. I'm grateful every day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:44 AM (BI5O2)
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One day I too will escape.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

271 In 2025, U.S. steel production beat out Japan to become the world’s third-largest steel producer. This is the first time since 1999 that the U.S. has produced more steel than Japan.

“U.S. crude steel production in 2025 was up 3.1% to 82 million tons, the first rise in two years, according to the World Steel Association,”.

WTF are we in 3rd?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

272 >>On the radio this morning, I heard that Bill Gates has opined that AI “doctors” will be better than human doctors in the near future. This Gates guy just can’t stay in his lane… annoying


(LifeSiteNews) — In 2003, American journalist Bill Moyers asked Bill Gates a question. Why,
Moyers wanted to know, are you so passionate about reproductive issues? Gates considered. “But
did you come to reproductive issues as an intellectual, philosophical pursuit?” Moyers pressed. “Or
was there something that happened? [W]as there a revelation?”

“When I was growing up, my parents were always involved in various volunteer things,”
Gates answered. “My dad was head of Planned Parenthood. And it was very controversial to be
involved with that. And so it’s fascinating."


He's not obsessed with health, he's obsessed with population control. One can imagine how compassionate his AI doctors will be. . . Or not.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 08:50 AM (0yjaw)

273 This explains why the lily-white AWFLs are deathly afraid they will be deported"

That's funny right there. There's no "fear" (or thinking) involved.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)

274
I think Cornyn will end up getting by in March. The question is who Wesley Hunt draws votes away from.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:50 AM (tgvbd)

275 Stop the grift, the fraud and we'll likely see a whole different attitude.

And a whole lot of resignations.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (jtM2q)

Quite a few public horsewhippings for them would probably do the same.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (uQesX)

276 That reminds me. I need to get my car n***erized.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (6ZSsV)

277 Canada's euthanasia program is turning into an organ harvesting nightmare

Who could have anticipated such a thing happening??

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:05 AM


*slowly raises hand*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (kgE5c)

278 That's funny right there. There's no "fear" (or thinking) involved."

*watched vid* - add "and no father/husband involved either

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

279 "Yeah, but Don Lemon won't be catapulted over the Gulf of Mexico to be eaten by sharks with friggin laser beams on their friggin heads, so nothing is still happening."
-that one guy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:51 AM (GBKbO)

280 The irony is that, whenever I work overseas, showing a passport is mandatory when checking into the hotel. And they take down all the information just for good measure. Depending on the country, you have to at least flash it whenever using a credit card for any purchase.

Our sophisticated leftists need the opportunity to see how things are done in their beloved "Not Trump's America".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

281 r hennigantx

OSHA, EPA and NAFTA started the entire outsourcing of our entire manufacturing sector. We are 3rd, with a rise like a rocket.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

282 off sock

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (5rh/l)

283
“U.S. crude steel production in 2025 was up 3.1% to 82 million tons, the first rise in two years, according to the World Steel Association,”.

WTF are we in 3rd?
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026


***
Because first and second won't engage?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (wzUl9)

284 That reminds me. I need to get my car n***erized."

Down the street - follow the sign for "One Hour N***gerizing*

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

285 As long as the temperature stay in single digits the Democrats will have trouble getting the anti-ICE engine goinf

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (//n4s)

286 Still, why does Spain need to offer legal status to 500,000 illegals?

To prevent Spaniards from, possibly, voting for a government that cares about Spaniards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

287 269 And now, History Corner with Cornel West.

.@CornelWest on "these two precious folks, sister Renee & my dear brother Alex":

"So when you n*ggerize a whole country, you start treating all of your citizens the way black folk have been treated for 250 years."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM (L/fGl)

=====

Why does Cornel West not care about his brother black men, descended from slave chattel, being squeezed out of the job market by illegal immigrants, by those illegal immigrants stealing welfare that should be going to those who actually have suffered under racist American rule?

How did he get out of Zion?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:53 AM (GBKbO)

288
Whatever will we do without the economic contributions of "influencers", marketing fagz, HR bimbos and soft-role AWFLs?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:53 AM (tgvbd)

289 NFL appoints "Chief Kindness Officer" ahead of the Super Bowl (no one seems happy about it)

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If you can't achieve 10 kindness in 4 downs, you have to turn the virtue signaling over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:53 AM (L/fGl)

290 The Gustavo Fring character in Breaking Bad was a badass homicidal lunatic drug lord …. Maybe Giancarlo marinated in that personality a bit too much…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (+kWhq)

291 For example I mentioned SSDI. Congress allowed people who had some type of legal status, even temporary, to do things like put their non citizen, sick parents on SSDI. A huge part of SSDI are non citizens like that. The program blew up after Congress did that and it needs to be rolled back. They also opened the program up to massive fraud and they still have not looked into it yet. It’s a racket where the same doctors and administrators funnel people into SSDI, and a lot of it is fraud.

Just do your job, Congress. Legislate all the non citizens out of the system.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (ScG/9)

I am too white to pull off Somali levels of fraud. Tell me about my privilege again.

Posted by: pookysgirl. as pale as copier paper at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (Wt5PA)

292 He can join the Purple Gang and be a cheerleader for the inmates' football team.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I can get Don some of those things, especially the cheeseburger. I'll even wash his socks.
Posted by: Rory Schultebrand

LOL.

Skip Donahue: What are you doing?

Harry Monroe: I'm gettin bad. You better get bad, Jack, 'cause if you ain't bad, you're gonna get fucked.

1980 was a simpler, more enjoyable time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)

293 Whatever will we do without the economic contributions of "influencers", marketing fagz, HR bimbos and soft-role AWFLs?"

Create the world's largest economy. Again.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

294 Crockett is redistricted out of a job an has as much chance as being elected a Senator as a fart in a wind storm.
She should try some bananas and rice to see if it helps her shit for brains

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (0KSrI)

295 Wasn't that a big workout craze in the 80's?

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (6ZSsV)

296
cereal, other than playing Gus Fring in Breaking Bad (to be fair, he was very good playing that character); without looking it up, name anything else that he has done that was memorable
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (tljrc)



I've never seen one second of Breaking Bad, so I can't even tell you who the guy is and I wouldn't recognize him should I run him over with my F250 as he crossed the street.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

297 290 The Gustavo Fring character in Breaking Bad was a badass homicidal lunatic drug lord …. Maybe Giancarlo marinated in that personality a bit too much…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (+kWhq)

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His career was in such bad shape right before he got that role, he was contemplating suicide so his kids could collect the insurance money.

And then capitalism saved him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:55 AM (GBKbO)

298 Ha! Mayor Mamdani shovels snow like a 7 year old girl, skimming the top 4" and leaving the rest. Where in tarnation is the gas-powered snow blower? Is NYC that broke that they can't afford one?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 08:41 AM (oT7pT)
++++
Snow blowers are inappropriate for worker's paradise photo ops!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:55 AM (MABZ1)

299 .@CornelWest on "these two precious folks, sister Renee & my dear brother Alex":

"So when you n*ggerize a whole country, you start treating all of your citizens the way black folk have been treated for 250 years."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:49 AM


It that anything like Simonizing? I'm confused.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 08:55 AM (kgE5c)

300 It that anything like Simonizing? I'm confused."

Martinizing. I think. Or maybe not.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

301 294 Crockett is redistricted out of a job an has as much chance as being elected a Senator as a fart in a wind storm.
She should try some bananas and rice to see if it helps her shit for brains

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 08:54 AM (0KSrI)

======

She is going to raise $100 million for her 10 point loss in the TX general election.

She is going to use that to raise another few tens of millions in a presidential bid which will just be an effort to be the VP candidate.

She knows exactly what she's doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (GBKbO)

302 Giancarlo got high on his own supply. Never get high on your own supply !

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (g47mK)

303 FREE DON LEMON!

Heh. Just trying it out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)

304 Great, something happened to someone! Finally.

Now, is there any kind of legal folderol they can use to change the venue out of Minnesota? I don't want this guy just getting acquitted by a gay jury of snowtards and then getting a sick gig at a network again because #Resistance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)

305 I think Cornyn will end up getting by in March. The question is who Wesley Hunt draws votes away from.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:50 AM (tgvbd)

I think it’ll go to a runoff between Paxton and Cornyn when neither gets 50%… Without Hunt in the mix I think Paxton wins the runoff easily… almost all Hunt voters are anti-Cornyn

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (+kWhq)

306 304 Great, something happened to someone! Finally.

Now, is there any kind of legal folderol they can use to change the venue out of Minnesota? I don't want this guy just getting acquitted by a gay jury of snowtards and then getting a sick gig at a network again because #Resistance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)

=====

Well, federal jury from all of Minnesota, including the Iron Range.

Worst case scenario is probably a hung jury which means...the feds can just try him again with another jury.

Process is punishment, I've been told.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (GBKbO)

307 I don't recall this level of nuttery even, say, 30 years ago. Are we just now more aware of it?

In 1996 we had Al Gore, Tom Daschle, and Harry Reid. Feinstein and Boxer. Chris Dodd and a saner, nastier Joe Biden. And my personal favorite - Patty Murray - the original AWFL.

I'd say we were watching the rise of the nuttery 30 years ago.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (GvwA4)

308 She is going to raise $100 million for her 10 point loss in the TX general election."

We're going SHOPPING!!!

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

309 NFL appoints "Chief Kindness Officer" ahead of the Super Bowl (no one seems happy about it)


The NFL pisses on you and tells you it's raining.

Yet it still makes $9bn a year. Roger Goodell is the worst commissioner in the history of everything and makes $56 mil a year. The owners reelected him unanimously.

Americans should tell the NFL to f*ck off. Their fantasy team and Draft Kings account is just too damn important.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

310 Don Lemon in handcuffs.
Threats to bomb Somal pirates.
It's going to be a shrieking good day.

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (KtOUo)

311
Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd)

312 Massachusetts has set ambitious climate targets, planning to achieve net zero greenhouse gas emissions by 2050 and to slash emissions by at least 50% of 1990 levels by 2030.

It has been 25 years or so but Car and Driver or Road and Track figured out that you could just buy about 1 or 2% of drivers a new car and reduce auto pollution by about 25%.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (gbOdA)

313 Their fantasy team and Draft Kings account is just too damn important."

This. It's funny when some opine that 'white guys" are the NFL's support and market.

They ain't. At all.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

314 She is going to raise $100 million for her 10 point loss in the TX general election."

We're going SHOPPING!!!
Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)



Ilhan Omar made millions from a fraudulent wine making company that didn't exist. It now doesn't exist.

Nothing will happen........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

315 How do you spell capitulate?
G-O-P

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (PHOGh)

316 She knows exactly what she's doing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (GBKbO)

You know who else knew exactly what she was doing?

Lucille!

Posted by: Dragline at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (wVcYX)

317 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

318 ... Here's the thing. You can't show 1000 Cat Scans to ten doctors, in a blind test, and even get them to 100% agree on the results. Now how in the Hell do you program that ? You can't.

AI is a scam. Great photo-shop tool and random phrase generator. And that's about it.
Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 08:48 AM (GvwA4)
++++
Eh, sort of. You can't use "AI" - or any machine vision system - to make a correct decision. You probably *can* use it as a first-pass filter, tuned to enthusiastically make false positives (err on the side of diagnosing a problem in the face of ambiguity) and then kick it upstairs for human review.

AI is way too flawed to trust with actual decisions, but doing an initial assessment and using that to prioritize human review could be helpful. "Here are your 12 images from this morning. The top four are the ones the computer thinks are bad, so look at them first."

As you say, even trained humans who *can* think disagree sometimes, and that needs to not be short-circuited. But AI could be useful as an automatic priority-setter for when the doc gets his images.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (MABZ1)

319 I don't want this guy just getting acquitted by a gay jury of snowtards and then getting a sick gig at a network again because #Resistance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)
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Wait, wut?

Posted by: Jack Ruby at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

320 Ann Arbor city Council yesterday voted to prohibit ICE from any county owned buildings. Anti-ice revelers are rejoicing. If you read the fine print, though it says “unless they have a warrant.”

Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (P4/RL)

321 308 She is going to raise $100 million for her 10 point loss in the TX general election."

We're going SHOPPING!!!

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

======

That's money that could go to Roy Cooper in NC, which most people on the left think is a won race.

Except, Senate races drive up turnout in the states that have them in midterms, all the way to presidential election levels.

And the GOP has 100,000 more active voters on the voter rolls in NC. And the GOP has a few thousand more total voters on the voter rolls.

And Trump won the state by 3.3% just two years earlier.

Cooper has name recognition, but he still can't get to 50% in any poll. He's this year's Larry Hogan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (GBKbO)

322 311
Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd)

So my choices are a race baiting communist or a Jesus quoting communist.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (gbOdA)

323 This climate crap is just Somali Fraud for white people.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (6ZSsV)

324 FREE DON LEMON!

Heh. Just trying it out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)



I'd rather it be "Don Lemon didn't kill himself!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

325 The James Madison, I'm going to save your prediction about Crockett .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (0KSrI)

326 Isn't Giancarlo Esposito going to be in the last season of The Boys? He could be intentionally provocative to get some buzz going.

Posted by: Taylor at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (fqEzO)

327 311
Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd)

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"Mary could have aborted Jesus."
-direct quote, from his interview with Joe Rogan when Rogan said he should be the future of the Democrat Party

Ain't no black woman voting for a twink white boy when they got Black Girl Magic to vote for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (GBKbO)

328 317 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed


Nope. Never had any appeal to me.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (svLOV)

329 Massachusetts has set ambitious climate targets, planning to achieve net zero greenhouse gas emissions by 2050"

Ok, that's funny right there.

Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?"

Nope. Have no idea. Don't care.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)

330 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)



No.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

331 317 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

*Waving hand furiously from the back row*


ME TOO

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (gbOdA)

332 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

No. Not the only one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (wVcYX)

333 @SpeakerPelosi
The President’s statements about Rep. Ilhan Omar reflect a disturbing lack of understanding of the trauma caused by political violence.
The impact of an attack on an individual—and on their children and family—is nothing to mock.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:45 AM (L/fGl)
++++
Says the woman who is a top dog in the party that lives and breathes by political violence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (MABZ1)

334 It’s Happening: House Officially Schedules Vote to Hold Clintons in Contempt

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Next step, the gallows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (L/fGl)

335 Massachusetts has set ambitious climate targets, planning to achieve net zero greenhouse gas emissions by 2050"



It's been below freezing in Texas more than not in the last 7 days.

Global warming has been fixed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

336 Snow is predicted for Saturday here. I expect the stores to be busy today.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (qFwJc)

337 AI is way too flawed to trust with actual decisions, but doing an initial assessment and using that to prioritize human review could be helpful. "Here are your 12 images from this morning. The top four are the ones the computer thinks are bad, so look at them first."

Joe - I think you're the first person I've ever conversed with that has an understanding of how these tools might actually be used. Well done.

Now please, go tell all your friends. Because this AI craze really grates on my nerves.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GvwA4)

338 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
BREAKING: Former Colorado State Senator Sonya Jaquez Lewis (D) CONVICTED of forging docments.

She forged documents in support of herself during an ethics investigation into her treatment of staffers

https://tinyurl.com/3j768vve

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

339 325 The James Madison, I'm going to save your prediction about Crockett .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (0KSrI)

======

What? Do you think she has a remote shot?

TX has gotten so much redder since Beto was close to Cruz (and still lost). The Rio Grande area has turned almost outright Republican.

The Biden years destroyed the Democrat Party in TX. TX was one of the hardest hit by open borders, and here's Crockett going, "They all legal! Black girl magic!"

Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GBKbO)

340 309 The NFL pisses on you and tells you it's raining.

Yet it still makes $9bn a year. Roger Goodell is the worst commissioner in the history of everything and makes $56 mil a year. The owners reelected him unanimously.

Americans should tell the NFL to f*ck off. Their fantasy team and Draft Kings account is just too damn important.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Nobody likes Dhar Mann.

I promise you, not even the ghetto-ist, thuggist ghetto thug likes Dhar Mann.

He's an Indian scammer who makes sappy, badly acted youtube videos.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (uEmCf)

341 323 This climate crap is just Somali Fraud for white people.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 09:00 AM (6ZSsV)

Last count was $22 T spending by Big Govts.
How much had consumers been FORCED to spend?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

342 It's been below freezing in Texas more than not in the last 7 days.

Global warming has been fixed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

That’s the beauty of the rebrand from global warming to climate change. Whether it’s hot or cold we still need to ban cars and a/c.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:03 AM (PHOGh)

343 I saw one episode of Breaking Bad.

Bad guys came to his trailer to take over his operation.

He gassed them.

Great fun. More morally objectionable.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 09:03 AM (qFwJc)

344 Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?"

Ok, that's even funnier.

And no. At all.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

345 Way to play hardball, team. Great job standing up to the fascists /s. Just Schumer doing Schumer things. He's absolutely in MAGA's pocket. It's all an act.

Hey now, they gave very serious consideration to doing the minimum possible to make a slightly principled stand against fascists killing Americans. What more do you want?

Let me guess, the fascists get everything they want, and the Democrats agreed to not do anything to stop them? They start from a position of apathy and aggressively negotiate downward from there. Current Democratic Party barely has a pulse much less balls.

Close! They kicked DHS funding down the road several weeks. For a group in the minority with little to lose they're quick to roll over. Maybe we'll get an extra line in the legal code saying ICE killing citizens and deporting them without trial is kind of bad, actually! We need to demand more.

Do you remember the party of no and why they were called that? It was fascinating how that minority party got as much as they did. I wonder how they got it?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

346 And the GOP has 100,000 more active voters on the voter rolls in NC. And the GOP has a few thousand more total voters on the voter rolls.

And Trump won the state by 3.3% just two years earlier.
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NC is not one of the states being sued by the DOJ to turn over their voting rolls.

Which means they are cooperating.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (HXT0k)

347 ... Worst case scenario is probably a hung jury which means...the feds can just try him again with another jury. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 08:57 AM (GBKbO)
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Nullification is hard. Hanging is easy.

I expect all of these juries to either nullify or hang. Hang enough times, and the prosecutor will give up - especially for smaller prosecutions.

It sure would be cool if one of them doesn't, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (MABZ1)

348 The Biden years destroyed the Democrat Party in TX. TX was one of the hardest hit by open borders, and here's Crockett going, "They all legal! Black girl magic!"

Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GBKbO)



We've had a million Californians move in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

349 345 Way to play hardball, team. Great job standing up to the fascists /s. Just Schumer doing Schumer things. He's absolutely in MAGA's pocket. It's all an act.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (JCZqz)

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It's amazing how little leverage Schumer has when ICE is fully funded and appropriated through 2028 and the fight is actually about TSA funding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (GBKbO)

350 My "senators" are Cruz and Cornyn. Cornyn was one of 10 R senators that voted to import our beloved Afghan Allies and is now running adds about how Islam is incompatible with American society. Ironic.

Cruz needs to lose the silly beard and quit pretending to have some claim to running for President.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 08:39 AM (4b7CV)

On March 3 the day after Independence Day you can send Cornholenyn to some million dollar lobbying job.
Posted by: r hennigantx


I am crawling across broken glass and dousing myself in 91% rubbing alcohol to vote against that cocksucker.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (qw6Uy)

351
They're not using snow blowers for the photo op in N.Y. 'cause they are gas powered, and therefore, racist.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (Y8DZL)

352 348
We've had a million Californians move in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

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While the state has gotten significantly redder.

How many New Yorkers moved to FL and helped Trump win the state by 19 points in 2024?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)

353 Nobody likes Dhar Mann.

I promise you, not even the ghetto-ist, thuggist ghetto thug likes Dhar Mann.

He's an Indian scammer who makes sappy, badly acted youtube videos.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (uEmCf)



Had to look him up.

What a fag haircut.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

354 Now please, go tell all your friends. Because this AI craze really grates on my nerves.
Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GvwA4)
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I am not looking forward to what might be a financial and economic catastrophe when the AI bubble pops.

I am very much looking forward to even a marginal renormalization of sanity when the AI bubble pops.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (MABZ1)

355 The gop decoupled DHS spending from everything else. Which means now they will be negotiating with Dems on DHS funding alone, having no leverage whatsoever. No matter the outcome it’s a win for the Dems.

Is Thune stupid or working for the other side?

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (PHOGh)

356 While the state has gotten significantly redder.

How many New Yorkers moved to FL and helped Trump win the state by 19 points in 2024?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)



Texas is also getting overrun by muslhams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

357 You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

Ahhh, so THAT'S why he was smiling ear to ear. Huh.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (5xuJ/)

358 352 How many New Yorkers moved to FL and helped Trump win the state by 19 points in 2024?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)

The New Yorkers probably all moved to PA.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (uEmCf)

359 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (4Q9X5)

360 Texas has 88,000 fewer illegals than a year ago. Every day gets a little better.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (0U5gm)

361 You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

Ahhh, so THAT'S why he was smiling ear to ear. Huh.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (5xuJ/)



This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

362 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

I may be in a minority here but I watched the whole series and found it to be excellent…. Walter White is the perfect anti-hero, I guy you find yourself rooting for even as he does awful stuff. The writing and acting was fantastic…. The last episode was superb. A few episodes before that, the episode entitled Ozymandias is generally considered one of the best TV episodes ever; I agree… action and gripping emotionally.

I know… I’ll never be a threat to Siskel and Ebert…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (OW907)

363 They're not using snow blowers for the photo op in N.Y. 'cause they are gas powered, and therefore, racist.
Posted by: Auspex



Did you see where the new governor of Virginia wants to tax ELECTRIC LAWN EQUIPMENT???
Leaf blowers, trimmers, etc.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (qw6Uy)

364 356 While the state has gotten significantly redder.

How many New Yorkers moved to FL and helped Trump win the state by 19 points in 2024?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)


Texas is also getting overrun by muslhams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

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While the state is...getting redder.

How can any Texan see Trump's 14 point win in 2024 (compared to 6 in 2020) as any sign other than the Democrat Party is effectively dead in the state?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (GBKbO)

365 We've had a million Californians move in.
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Who provided the margin of victory to Cruz.

Seriously.

If they hadn't moved in, Cruz would have lost.

If they didn't vote for Beto.
And they didn't vote for the lesbo.
They are not going to vote for the loudmouth.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (HXT0k)

366
I am crawling across broken glass and dousing myself in 91% rubbing alcohol to vote against that cocksucker.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:04 AM (qw6Uy)



I'm sure that won't be necessary.

Just drive to your local polling station.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

367 356 Texas is also getting overrun by muslhams.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

EPIC City.

Also, Pakistan's most radical Imam has relocated to Texas.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (uEmCf)

368 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)


No.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
I've gotta admit that I absolutely loved Breaking Bad. It's an awesome and addicting series.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

369 “Monster” Illegal Immigrant Allegedly Fractures 8-Year-Old’s Skull – NJ Governor Deflects Question About Him

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Will MS-NOW and the usual suspects sanctity this boy like they did Alex and Renee?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (L/fGl)

370 You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Ahhh, so THAT'S why he was smiling ear to ear. Huh.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Charles Johnson


Yes. Yes it is Chuckie.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (qw6Uy)

371 How can any Texan see Trump's 14 point win in 2024 (compared to 6 in 2020) as any sign other than the Democrat Party is effectively dead in the state?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (GBKbO)



Republicans stay home when the candidates running aren't perfect.

They will take back Congress in November.

Because we suck and can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

372 368 I've gotta admit that I absolutely loved Breaking Bad. It's an awesome and addicting series.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

Eh. Once it got past the second season, they cut out most of the humor and all that was left was "Shitty People doing Shitty Things to each other".

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:10 AM (uEmCf)

373 I have a haircut scheduled today. I hope my hair lady isn’t on strike. Lol

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:10 AM (PHOGh)

374 The James Madison, no , I'm saving it because I think her political career is dead.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (0KSrI)

375 I've gotta admit that I absolutely loved Breaking Bad. It's an awesome and addicting series.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)



So I've been told.

Brian Cranston or whomever pisses me off, so I've just not had the gumption to self-deprecate and support him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

376 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (OW907)

What I found kind of fascinating was the way my allegiance slowly shifted from Walter to Jesse as the series progressed. By the end I loathed Walter and was all in on rooting for Jesse. Aaron Paul was at least as good as Bryan Cranston, IMO.

Too bad they're both crazed leftists irl.

Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (gtcuf)

377 I have a haircut scheduled today. I hope my hair lady isn’t on strike. Lol

I'm off today. I promise you - I will not be boycotting Miller Lite.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (GvwA4)

378 371 Republicans stay home when the candidates running aren't perfect.

They will take back Congress in November.

Because we suck and can't have nice things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

Because Republicans f***ing suck too, and bend over backwards to give Democrats everything they want.

The killswitch mandate is just the most recent example.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (uEmCf)

379 > "the rest of us would survive."

I don't think so, hoss.

Your little Communist revolution won't end well for anybody, and it DEFINITELY will not end well for you.

Only a communist dupe would be stupid enough to destroy the very Constitution that keeps him from being sent to the wall out of hand.

FAFO, bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (IG3/x)

380 I've gotta admit that I absolutely loved Breaking Bad. It's an awesome and addicting series.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

Agree. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter… say my name

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (+kWhq)

381 371 Republicans stay home when the candidates running aren't perfect.

They will take back Congress in November.

Because we suck and can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

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The pattern is that Senate elections in the state drive up turnout to presidential election levels.

TX is going to be a blowout for the GOP. They're going to win big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (GBKbO)

382 EPIC City.

Also, Pakistan's most radical Imam has relocated to Texas.
Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (uEmCf)



I believe EPIC city is dead. AG Paxton went after it for fraud and it's been found to have committed a lot of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

383 Did you see where the new governor of Virginia wants to tax ELECTRIC LAWN EQUIPMENT???
Leaf blowers, trimmers, etc.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:08 AM (qw6Uy)

Yeah, we're in for a rough four years with the new White Witch.

And I see her Jacobin legislature is now gunning to shut down VMI.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (LxER7)

384 375 So I've been told.

Brian Cranston or whomever pisses me off, so I've just not had the gumption to self-deprecate and support him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

It's hard to even watch the dub of Macross Plus anymore, since Cranston voiced the main character in that.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (uEmCf)

385 362 Am I the only one who has never seen Breaking Bad?
Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)
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My wife and son were avid fans. I saw some of it, but no, you are not alone. These epic serials don't fit my life style.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (Hpgos)

386 374 The James Madison, no , I'm saving it because I think her political career is dead.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:11 AM (0KSrI)

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Stacy Abrams was a thing for years after her 2018 loss in GA.

Black Girl Magic is really powerful in the Democrat Party.

It's why Kamala is still the frontrunner for the 2028 nomination.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (GBKbO)

387
It's an appropriate day for a anti-ice shutdown, we haven't been above freezing here for three weeks.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (Y8DZL)

388 The gop decoupled DHS spending from everything else. Which means now they will be negotiating with Dems on DHS funding alone, having no leverage whatsoever. No matter the outcome it’s a win for the Dems.

Is Thune stupid or working for the other side?
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Imma gonna need you to show your math.

'cause there ain't no polling that shows DHS is unpopular, that anyone but the rabid left are against it.

A month ago, nothing was happening in MN.
A month from now, it'll be another state.
But sure, the left is going to be able to keep the pressure on.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (HXT0k)

389 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:06 AM (MABZ1)

What concerns me is that many previously rational mutual funds have become top heavy with AI and Tech.

It's becoming tougher to diversify.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (vwgrM)

390 360 Texas has 88,000 fewer illegals than a year ago. Every day gets a little better.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

That's just officially arrested and deported, right? How many "self deportations" of illegals not wanting to worry about getting scooped up unexpectedly?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

391 She forged documents in support of herself during an ethics investigation into her treatment of staffers

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Impeccable timing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (L/fGl)

392 >>>You ever notice his bike had a post but no seat.

Posted by: r hennigantx

>Remember the JEF's faggy bike helmet? When you're a fatherless bastard child, I guess daddy wasn't there to teach you how to ride in grammar school.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (oT7pT)

393 It's why Kamala is still the frontrunner for the 2028 nomination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (GBKbO)



She's not black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

394 >
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

Is that retard still around? I'll bet that I haven't even thought about him for at least a decade until just now.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (IG3/x)

395 Better Call Saul > Breaking Bad

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (PHOGh)

396 >Remember the JEF's faggy bike helmet? When you're a fatherless bastard child, I guess daddy wasn't there to teach you how to ride in grammar school.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (oT7pT)



How do you get an umbrella through a fence gate?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)

397 He says "millions" might lose their lives, but "the rest of us would survive.

Hm. Take away the rule of law that keeps civilized men in check. Tell those men that there are no longer restraints on their behavior and to protect what they love.

Cool thought, dude. Good luck to you.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (svLOV)

398 Don Lemon’s attorney has filed an emergency motion to have his client assigned to the Rump Ranger Cell Block.

Only in America, Don.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (Ot4zH)

399 Comedian Ben Bankas had 6 shows cancelled in Minnesota. A state senator said he knows a place Bankas would be welcome.
The guy is hysterical, says what most normies are thinking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (IDEQi)

400 Eh. Once it got past the second season, they cut out most of the humor and all that was left was "Shitty People doing Shitty Things to each other".
Posted by: XTC
___________

True, but the writing and acting was exceptional. Also in Better Call Saul. Lalo is up there with Al Swearengen in my book.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K)

401 > How many "self deportations" of illegals not wanting to worry about getting scooped up unexpectedly?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (JCZqz)

I guess some of them are self-deporting because (in theory) that leaves future legal immigration on the table, while being busted and deported by ICE does not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (IG3/x)

402 61 Trump has sued the IRS and Treasury Dept. for $20 billion.
LOL.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 30, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc)
~~~~~

I laughed too because this is like the government suing itself. But Turley was on TV saying that Trump is suing as an ordinary citizen, not president, and that he actually has a pretty good case. The guy who released hundreds of thousands of tax records had no capability to do that without the assistance and approval of higher ups at the IRS.

This might turn out to be fun after all!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 09:14 AM (3ImbR)

403 393 She's not black.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

If I get one-drop-rule'd, so does her quarter-Jamaican ass.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:15 AM (uEmCf)

404 393 It's why Kamala is still the frontrunner for the 2028 nomination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:12 AM (GBKbO)


She's not black.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

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Neither was Joe, but he was black adjacent and was able to lead every SC primary poll but one for a year before Clyburn said a word in support of him.

Kamala is going to win SC by 50 points. She going to consolidate the entire black vote the second she announces (she regularly gets about 60% support already).

I'd love to see the DNC cheat her out of the nomination because she's embarrassing. But, you know what? Joe Biden wasn't exactly considered smart in 2019.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:15 AM (GBKbO)

405 And I see her Jacobin legislature is now gunning to shut down VMI.
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Reconstruction of the South is a never ending episodic faith system for Yankees. CIA Barbie evidently doesn't like the military unless they are responding to CIA directives.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:15 AM (Hpgos)

406 Vince Gilligan kinda shit the bed with Pluribus. Part of it is the expectations were so high it was impossible for him to meet. It’s not horrible but pretty meh compared to BB and BCS.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:16 AM (PHOGh)

407 Amazingly, Venezuela had a role in the Dominion voting systems that were used to perpetrate the massive 2020 fraud. The tentacles have tentacles.

Word is that Maduro will be a star witness, and why Surfer Girl Tulsi was part of the recent raid on Fulton County GA voting records.

My pet theory is that Surfer Girl is behind many of the 'surprise' reveals that have been driving recent news cycles. The NSA hoovers up everything on the internet, you see. But with oceans of data, how do you connect the dots? That's where AI comes in, and what Musk was doing at the start -- bringing in a few whiz kids to jump start.

Can you say RICO?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2026 09:16 AM (dtajH)

408 Howdlie doodlie, fellow kids. It's a day.

Passing this along: 2A guy Colion Noir (what a name) has a video out about the shooting of that dumbass in Minnyapples. Colion does a good job of examining the vids. He suggests, while it's not outright murder as the 'left' would make it, it's also not as clean a shoot as some on the 'right' have said. Noir properly critiques Trump ("You can't have guns"), Noem, et al. on the 2A rights question. He notes how the cops seem to have had poor discipline. On balance, of course, the dummy injected himself into an arrest, so it comes down primarily to the dead guy's own fault. Muh daddy allus taught us, don't put yourself in the middle of a dog fight.

https://youtu.be/Gz-dPb5SxbQ

Anyway, coffee's brewed and the Report and the day lies waiting for me. So, onward through the fog.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Friday is a day of the week ending in why at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (j02Vi)

409 I am not looking forward to what might be a financial and economic catastrophe when the AI bubble pops.

Remember, folks... when the bubble bursts, you haven't lost money if you haven't sold. The Dow is going to crater. Everything else will go with it because investors are sheep. It will recover.

If you live off your investments, and have the room to do so, consider positioning yourself so that you can get money without selling into a down market.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)

410 The Breaking Bad finale was an all-time classic in my book. Best finale ever.

We all knew right from the pilot that Walter was going to end up dead one way or another. Kudos to Vince Gilligan to still find a way to build so much tension (to say the least!) And the payoff, holy hell that was like the greatest moment in TV history IMO. And Jesse survived the whole ordeal, which was all I wanted by that point.

All the baddies got their due. It was glorious.

Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (gtcuf)

411 A month ago, nothing was happening in MN.
A month from now, it'll be another state.
But sure, the left is going to be able to keep the pressure on.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

But Tampon Tim and Gay-for-Pay Frey are leading the charge against fascism! They'll resist to their last breath for the hordes of unwashed lunatics roaming their streets to keep violent pedophiles in Minnesota...right?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (JCZqz)

412 The guy who released hundreds of thousands of tax records had no capability to do that without the assistance and approval of higher ups at the IRS.

I want that dude made an example of along with the higher ups. I want the retaliation to be so brutal, IRS orientation day includes the video as it's explained why they don't do things like that ever.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (svLOV)

413 > Kamala is going to win SC by 50 points.

You think they're going to bother having a primary this time? I don't.

The last time Commie Lay competed in an actual primary, she was forced to withdraw without winning a single delegate.

Embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (IG3/x)

414 Can you say RICO?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2026 09:16 AM (dtajH)



That rule hasn't been applied so much, I figured it was vetoed and didn't exist anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

415 I want that dude made an example of along with the higher ups. I want the retaliation to be so brutal, IRS orientation day includes the video as it's explained why they don't do things like that ever.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (svLOV)



Tee hee.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 30, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

416 I may be in a minority here but I watched the whole series and found it to be excellent…. Walter White is the perfect anti-hero, I guy you find yourself rooting for even as he does awful stuff. The writing and acting was fantastic…. The last episode was superb. A few episodes before that, the episode entitled Ozymandias is generally considered one of the best TV episodes ever; I agree… action and gripping emotionally.

I know… I’ll never be a threat to Siskel and Ebert…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026


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+ 100

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (wzUl9)

417 Hey. I'm not in jail, am I?

Posted by: Tony Fauci at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

418 Yesterday Tom Homan said ice numbers will be reduced in MN if Tampon and Frey agree to better cooperation from local authorities. Sounded like they had a deal of sorts.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (PHOGh)

419 And I see her Jacobin legislature is now gunning to shut down VMI.
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I saw someone speculate that this is all being done to service Spanberger's presidential campaign.
That she is being seriously groomed for 2028.

Basically, a lot of the bills are bluffs to strongarm corporations into donating to her then the bill will be pulled or they'll get a carve-out.

Very likely, I think.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (HXT0k)

420 Beautiful about Don Lemon - I was sure they’d find a way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (ai6/n)

421 Colion does a good job of examining the vids. He suggests, while it's not outright murder as the 'left' would make it, it's also not as clean a shoot as some on the 'right' have said.

Another example of the "black and white" modern view of things. Most people simply will not accept that idea of Bad Guy vs. Worse Guy.

Posted by: Nope at January 30, 2026 09:19 AM (GvwA4)

422 Texas has 88,000 fewer illegals than a year ago. Every day gets a little better.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

That's just officially arrested and deported, right? How many "self deportations" of illegals not wanting to worry about getting scooped up unexpectedly?

Posted by: Moron Analyst


Correct, I think self deportation is probably at least five times that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (0U5gm)

423 413 > Kamala is going to win SC by 50 points.

You think they're going to bother having a primary this time? I don't.

The last time Commie Lay competed in an actual primary, she was forced to withdraw without winning a single delegate.

Embarrassing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (IG3/x)

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I do think a primary will happen.

And Joe Biden's embarrassing ends to his previous efforts at running for president didn't kill him in 2020.

Name recognition combined with black support is what wins Democrat presidential primaries now.

If the DNC wants to just cancel it and crown Newsom, I'll just relish in it, though. John Kerry levels of black turnout combined with the fact that the Party has simply lost the working class?

Oh...yeah...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (GBKbO)

424 What concerns me is that many previously rational mutual funds have become top heavy with AI and Tech.

It's becoming tougher to diversify.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:13 AM (vwgrM)
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That's where the returns are.

And where the losses will be...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (MABZ1)

425 Gaga Gaga

Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (L/fGl)

426 >>Here's the thing. You can't show 1000 Cat Scans to ten doctors, in a blind test, and even get them to 100% agree on the results. Now how in the Hell do you program that ? You can't.



If I had to guess, what Gates wants is the AI to decide the treatment, thus relieving humans from responsibility for recommending MAID instead of costly meds/intervention.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (0yjaw)

427 Hm. Take away the rule of law that keeps civilized men in check. Tell those men that there are no longer restraints on their behavior and to protect what they love.

Cool thought, dude. Good luck to you.
Posted by: NR Pax


I have a list.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (qw6Uy)

428 Imma gonna need you to show your math.

'cause there ain't no polling that shows DHS is unpopular, that anyone but the rabid left are against it.


We're not talking about humans, we're talking about Congressional GOP.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

429 This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at January 30, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

I think most of us are here because we were kicked off of his site years ago. For me, it was around 2007 or so.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (5xuJ/)

430 424 That's where the returns are.

And where the losses will be...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:20 AM (MABZ1)

=====

Put options on the QQQs for the down side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (GBKbO)

431 I think Breaking Bad was a moral Rorschach test that I failed… because I was still pulling for Walt through the very end and couldn’t stand Jesse, Skyler.. and especially Marie (who I found loathsome)… so somehow I didn’t like the characters who had a conscience. Yikes what does that say about me? Eh… it’s just a TV show, not like that Murphy Brown that Dan Quayle was talking about….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (+kWhq)

432 Thune the Loon now appears to be on-board for the SAVE Act.

Both he and Chuck Grasshole have flipped on this in recent days.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (IG3/x)

433 may be in a minority here but I watched the whole series and found it to be excellent…. Walter White is the perfect anti-hero, I guy you find yourself rooting for even as he does awful stuff. The writing and acting was fantastic…. The last episode was superb. A few episodes before that, the episode entitled Ozymandias is generally considered one of the best TV episOdes

—-

If you’re in the minority I’m right there with you. The series was a 9/10 the finale was 10/10. The last scene….perfection as far as ending a series.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (PHOGh)

434 >>Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE


A SATANIST who hates ICE?!?!?!
Shocka!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (0yjaw)

435 AG Pam Bondi confirms Don Lemon’s arrest.

"At my direction, early this morning federal agents arrested Don Lemon, Trahern Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lundy, in connection with the coordinated attack on Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:22 AM (vwgrM)

436 >>>Hey. I'm not in jail, am I?

Posted by: Tony Fauci

>Put Fauci in the same cell with Don Lemon so they can bump uglies. I believe those two have a history.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:22 AM (oT7pT)

437 >>Thune the Loon now appears to be on-board for the SAVE Act.

Both he and Chuck Grasshole have flipped on this in recent days.



God bless Scott Pressler.
He has been hammering Thune for 4+ months on this, absolutely relentless.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:22 AM (0yjaw)

438 I think most of us are here because we were kicked off of his site years ago. For me, it was around 2007 or so.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


Sounds about right. I consider it a point of pride.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (svLOV)

439 I struggled to watch one episode of Breaking Bad. It was so stupid and boring I didn’t make it all the way through. One of the most overrated shows in the history of mankind. I’ll never understand why so many people like it, or at least claim to.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (8sBLA)

440 I think most of us are here because we were kicked off of his site years ago. For me, it was around 2007 or so.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 30, 2026 09:21 AM (5xuJ/)



Yep.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

441 > and especially Marie (who I found loathsome)

Yes, Marie was the worst.

I'd rather hang out with the Salamanca Cousins than her, in the hopes that they'd kill me quick rather than having to listen to her whine.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (IG3/x)

442 >>>I want that dude made an example of along with the higher ups.
~~~~~

Me too. If Trump does win the case, I'd like to see him take the $20 billion out of the IRS budget and apply it toward the debt.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (3ImbR)

443 Vince Gilligan kinda shit the bed with Pluribus. Part of it is the expectations were so high it was impossible for him to meet. It’s not horrible but pretty meh compared to BB and BCS.
Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:16 AM (PHOGh)

Yeah but it does have Rhea Seehorn… what a hottie!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (+kWhq)

444 Walter lying dead on the floor of the lab. Camera shot of his bloody handprint on the tank. The camera goes up higher and higher and higher. The perfect musical choice starts up, Badfinger's "Baby Blue."

"I guess I got what I deserved..."

The GOAT of finales.

Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (gtcuf)

445 How in the world can you know how many people have "self deported?"
It's not like they sign a guest book on the way out the door.

Posted by: Scratchin my head at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

446 Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE



Who?

Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

447 > At my direction, early this morning federal agents arrested Don Lemon,

Awesome.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (IG3/x)

448 The measure was confirmed Tuesday by the socialist-led government of Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez and enacted through a royal decree, allowing it to take effect without a vote in parliament.

Obama School of Big Govt

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (gbOdA)

449 think Breaking Bad was a moral Rorschach test that I failed… because I was still pulling for Walt through the very end and couldn’t stand Jesse, Skyler.. and especially Marie (who I found loathsome)… so somehow I didn’t like the characters who had a conscience



#MeToo

Every “bad guy” was fun and you rooted for them. Marie was kind of a “bad guy” though so I liked her. Skyler…I ff a lot of scene with her in it.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:24 AM (PHOGh)

450 Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE
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Is she still a thing?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:24 AM (Hpgos)

451 I think most of us are here because we were kicked off of his site years ago. For me, it was around 2007 or so.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


2009 or so. I make a comment about his kids from Central Casting.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (qw6Uy)

452 "Productivity is surging in America, which will likely mean subdued inflation even while wages rise and rapid economic growth continues."

The Fed is targeting 2% (or maybe 3%) dollar dilution. Increased productivity is accretive to the value of the dollar. The Fed has to take the productivity increase too.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (2ap+5)

453 Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd

Yes Talarico gives off demon vibes. Very unsettling. I def prefer Crockett out of the two.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

454 The Lemon was squeezed, you say? Hurrah!

Posted by: Led Zepelin at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (xz8OS)

455 AWFL tapes passport to her forehead so she won't be deported.
...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 08:26 AM (L/fGl)
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CBS News reports that some American citizens have been carrying around their passports in Minneapolis for fear of being detained by ICE. ICE does not detain you because you're mistaken for an illegal alien; ICE detains you for obstructing their work.

This makes some sense. The pressure is on to get rid of illegals. If you're not one, having your passport makes demonstrating that pretty easy. It probably isn't necessary - ICE isn't doing major round-ups, but targeting known persons unless you start interfering with the operation - but hey, it's a cautious approach.

And it sucks that this is actually a fairly sensible - if probably unnecessary - move. But if someone wants to bitch about the need to prove citizenship while Latino because of ICE raids, they should bitch at the Uniparty who left the border open and caused the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (MABZ1)

456 I guess some of them are self-deporting because (in theory) that leaves future legal immigration on the table, while being busted and deported by ICE does not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Under my administration, we'll remove that restriction, and move deported immigrants to the front of the line for naturalization as compensation for the unjust trauma they experienced under the previous administration!

Posted by: Future President Gavin Newsom at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (JCZqz)

457 > enacted through a royal decree
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (gbOdA)

I can't believe how many Eurotrash countries still have "royalty".

For the love of God, people, even the FRENCH got that part right.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (IG3/x)

458 WSJ actual headline: "Hamas loses last hostage"


First, the word choice - "loses." No, they killed, then hid the hostage. Israel had to locate it and dig it up.

Second, framing this as if this the biggest victim was Hamas. Not "Israel brings home last hostage."

WSJ is evil.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (0yjaw)

459 456 Under my administration, we'll remove that restriction, and move deported immigrants to the front of the line for naturalization as compensation for the unjust trauma they experienced under the previous administration!

Posted by: Future President Gavin Newsom at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (JCZqz)

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Nah.

"Automatic repatriation and citizenship for everyone deported."
-every Democrat in 2028

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (GBKbO)

460 I missed "I'm the one who knocks" because I was fast-forwarding through Skyler scenes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (dtajH)

461 The Breaking Bad finale was an all-time classic in my book. Best finale ever.

We all knew right from the pilot that Walter was going to end up dead one way or another. Kudos to Vince Gilligan to still find a way to build so much tension (to say the least!) And the payoff, holy hell that was like the greatest moment in TV history IMO. And Jesse survived the whole ordeal, which was all I wanted by that point.

All the baddies got their due. It was glorious.
Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:17 AM (gtcuf)
******
It was perfect!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (NpAcC)

462 Apple said demand for the iPhone 17 is yuuuuge, beyond what they expected.

This is another sign of Trump’s economic depression due to Tarriffs. 🤣

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (PHOGh)

463 Walter lying dead on the floor of the lab. Camera shot of his bloody handprint on the tank. The camera goes up higher and higher and higher. The perfect musical choice starts up, Badfinger's "Baby Blue."

"I guess I got what I deserved..."

The GOAT of finales.
Posted by: Delurker at January 30, 2026 09:23 AM (gtcuf)


Spoiler!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (ExV1e)

464 Walter White killed around 200 people both directly and as a direct result of his actions.

200 people to save his retard son.

167 on the plane, all innocent.

I really, really disliked his son.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (HXT0k)

465 > ICE detains you for obstructing their work.


I like the five year old who was supposedly "detained by ICE" because his shithead criminal father ran away and left him standing outdoors in a Minnesota January, and the mooks in the house they came out of refused to open the door to let the kid back in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (IG3/x)

466 Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GBKbO)

For the record , I agree with you completely on Crockett.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (ai6/n)

467 For the love of God, people, even the FRENCH got that part right.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (IG3/x)

Kill them all and tell Jesus they died

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (gbOdA)

468 And *I* may in the minority, but I was not as thrilled with Better Call Saul. "Saul Goodman," Jimmy, was a great character in BB, but I found it a mistake to ask him to carry an entire prequel series.

The blonde actress, Rhea Seehorn, who played his lady friend Kim was fantastic, with an amazing ability to suggest her character's internal state with facial expressions and body language. I preferred watching her to watching Saul, though the two of them together were occasionally fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (wzUl9)

469 466 Do legal Hispanics love their sassy black women who want open borders?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:02 AM (GBKbO)

For the record , I agree with you completely on Crockett.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (ai6/n)

======

She's gonna be Kamala's VP pick.

Because 2028 will be her revenge tour.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (GBKbO)

470 I like the five year old who was supposedly "detained by ICE" because his shithead criminal father ran away and left him standing outdoors in a Minnesota January, and the mooks in the house they came out of refused to open the door to let the kid back in.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (IG3/x)
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That story died fast once that became clear...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (MABZ1)

471 Brian Cranston or whomever pisses me off, so I've just not had the gumption to self-deprecate and support him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I cringe-watched "Red Tails" a couple years ago, a movie that I couldn't figure out; was it mocking black people or serious?

Cranston played an ashamed white officer. Badly.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Y8DZL)

472 If Congress refuses to defend DHS, I vow to consume the entire Department myself!

Posted by: Future President Pritzker at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (JCZqz)

473 I like the five year old who was supposedly "detained by ICE" because his shithead criminal father ran away and left him standing outdoors in a Minnesota January, and the mooks in the house they came out of refused to open the door to let the kid back in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2026 09:28 AM (IG3/x)

He was left in a car and ICE called and took him home.
They would not come to the door.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (gbOdA)

474 459 Nah.

"Automatic repatriation and citizenship for everyone deported."
-every Democrat in 2028
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:26 AM (GBKbO)

"Even every third-world visitor who doesn't plan on staying gets immediate citizenship and voting rights the second they get off the boat."

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (uEmCf)

475 471 I cringe-watched "Red Tails" a couple years ago, a movie that I couldn't figure out; was it mocking black people or serious?

Cranston played an ashamed white officer. Badly.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Y8DZL)

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That was a George Lucas baby.

He produced it, and was probably demanding enough on set that he probably deserved a co-director credit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (GBKbO)

476 Walter White killed around 200 people both directly and as a direct result of his actions.

200 people to save his retard son.

167 on the plane, all innocent.

I really, really disliked his son.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 30, 2026 09:27 AM (HXT0k)

I watched Jane die. I could’ve stopped it… but I didn’t — Walt being spiteful

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (P/Wjn)

477 I just want to state for the record that my parents never spent a night sleeping on the sidewalk in line to get a rotary dial phone.

Posted by: Geezer at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

478 Lady Gaga Stops Concert – Launches Fiery Attack on ICE
====================
But the world needs more Ice! What is happening to our manners? I read that Lady Gaga has launched a fiery attack on ICE—ICE! Why, in my day, ice was a courtesy. You put it in a glass to be polite! And now she’s against cold water? What’s next, lukewarm lemonade for criminals? I don’t understand these pop singers with their loud outfits and their hatred of perfectly good ice cubes.

Posted by: Emily Litela at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (xz8OS)

479 Crockett's opponent, Talarico, looks like the Devil in human form.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 08:58 AM (tgvbd

Yes Talarico gives off demon vibes. Very unsettling. I def prefer Crockett out of the two.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)
******
He's ahead in the Dem primary polls.
But he's a snake

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (NpAcC)

480 That story died fast once that became clear...
Posted by: Joe Mannix

On Reddit, they still believe. The boy was evily captured and used as bait to trick his innocent parents!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (JCZqz)

481 I just want to state for the record that my parents never spent a night sleeping on the sidewalk in line to get a rotary dial phone.
Posted by: Geezer at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)
++++
Didn't have to. AT&T got to you when they got to you. The only point in camping out on the sidewalk would be in protest...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (MABZ1)

482
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Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

483 Immigration law states foreigners in the US have to have their “papers” with them at all times and can be asked for proof of legality inside the country at any time.

So this whole we’re turning into Nazi German with YOUR PAPERS is more made up left wing bullshit.

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (PHOGh)

484 471 I cringe-watched "Red Tails" a couple years ago, a movie that I couldn't figure out; was it mocking black people or serious?

Cranston played an ashamed white officer. Badly.
Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (Y8DZL)

George Lucas worked on that movie, so however that factors into whether it was a mockery or serious, take that for what it's worth.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (uEmCf)

485 Right now Crockett doesn't have a substantial war chest going into the primary.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (0KSrI)

486 475 That was a George Lucas baby.

He produced it, and was probably demanding enough on set that he probably deserved a co-director credit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 09:29 AM (GBKbO)

He directed some of the re-shoots, apparently.

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (uEmCf)

487 We happened to drive near the Trump Kennedy Ctr last night (Whitehurst Fwy) and what a mob of flashing lights and traffic there. I presume it was related to Melania's opening. I hope it went well but the left wing media wont cover it.

Apparently the NSO also had a concert...it must have been a nightmare for those patrons (those non-left wingers who've not cancelled their subscriptions due to TDS).

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (MmTZZ)

488 461 The Breaking Bad finale was an all-time classic in my book. Best finale ever.

Cue up Hillary's call for EMPATHY. Pity for the Guilty as ANYTHING BUT Treason to the Innocent in light of Bill Clinton's Clemency to convicted FALN Terrorists who after a decade's long spree of 130 bombings which killed American Citizens -- didn't even want the Clemency. viz "... Revolutionary Justice is coming for you..."

Cameo to the Bleach Blonded AOC/Psycho-Dancin' w/Prez Gavin tossin' firebombs like the modern day Joker that he is as his 'new' Harley guns you down and sets fire to your children.

HARVEY DENT Quote: Die the Hero, or Live long Enough to see yourself become the Villain -- Which was Walter White?

https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-HillarySoSerious
https://tinyurl.com/EvilDoktor-GavinUberAlles

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (ENf8o)

489 He might have been from MN, but he acted in Brooklyn, NY, not Brooklyn Park or Brooklyn Center, MN.

Posted by: Flakey Foont at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (kvDvI)

490 ... prompting a crowd of demonstrators to show up outside the restaurant, with several carrying Mexican flags ...

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Seared into my memory is watching a "Gold Cup Final" game in Los Angeles on TV back in '98 where nearly the entire crowd was waving Mexican flags and some spit on American players as they entered & exited the stadium tunnels.

I couldn't wait to escape Califzuela ... (40 million Mexicans have invaded the Southwestern US). Reconquista -- it's whats for dinner.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (0Eh0f)

491 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

"Why the Democrats Fail in the Art of War" Yes, they do - against Trump, while his administrations do cleanup duty so the country doesn't completely unravel.

But they await the open checkbooks*, as provided by Biden, along with mountains of their beloved, nonsensical, controlling rules that kept the classes where they belonged, as they had from O, and creep further towards communism.

Hopefully, there will be others as strong as Trump in the near future.

* The US Department of Labor had huge financial "losses" in training & unemployment funds, and needed stabilization of its Pension Benefit Guarantee Corporation.

The American Rescue Plan Act of 2021, signed by President Biden, rescued the U.S. Department of Labor’s Employee Benefits Security Administration (EBSA) by providing over $69 billion in special financial assistance to protect distressed multiemployer pension plans. This legislation saved plans for over 1.2 million workers and retirees from insolvency, while also stabilizing the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation (PBGC), which was projected to become insolvent by 2026.

Then do FEMA and scores of other agencies.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 09:40 AM (NFX2v)

492 🔥NY Times, Federal Agents Arrest Don Lemon Over Minnesota Church Protest
The former CNN anchor has said he was not demonstrating, but reporting as a journalist, during the interruption of a service inside a St. Paul church earlier this month.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (NFX2v)

493 491 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.
"Why the Democrats Fail in the Art of War" Yes, they do - against Trump, while his administrations do cleanup duty so the country doesn't completely unravel.

Here's why...
https://tinyurl.com/LIBs-OrangeLotus
https://tinyurl.com/EvilsAdvantageOverConscience
Orange Lotus: How the Trump Show Outwits Reality
Evil’s Advantage Over Conscience

The Value Illicitly Obtained, retains NO VALUE. LIB's given the Convenience, or Give them DEATH! nb. they will always choose both, in order to take you with them.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:46 AM (CH5BA)

494 Who's her hair stylist?

Posted by: Most women at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

495 Who's the Deplorable?

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-MorallySuperiorSharks
... Even more obscene is the celebration by the Democrats of the scandal during a presidential campaign.They would gladly sacrifice the country if only they could rule over its ruins. ...
...
when Hillary moves into the White House, the immorality of the United States will need a different scale for measurement, a scale which will leave sharks barely visible even with a powerful microscope.


"to leave now we would send a message to terrorists and other potential adversaries around the world that they can change our policies by killing our people. It would be open season on Americans."
-- Bill Clinton '93 just before he pulled out of Somalia.

To abandon this area now -- and to rely only on efforts against alQaeda from a distance -- would significantly hamper our ability to keep the pressure on al Qaeda, and create an UNACCEPTABLE RISK -- OBAMA'09

What is the vital national interest? -- IceKingJOE who enabling precisely that!

I remember Judas; that was Bill Clinton, he was the one elected President before he Disgraced his Office and Betrayed us ALL.

Neither President, nor Leader of a Free World.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (OWhqL)

496 494 Who's her hair stylist?

Edward Scissorhands.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (tZvvN)

497 French protests (video):

https://is.gd/x4E3bG

https://is.gd/PStsmq

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (ULPxl)

498 497 French protests (video):

https://is.gd/x4E3bG

https://is.gd/PStsmq
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Thanks.
Wow. One highly charged, political day today.


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:43 AM (NFX2v)

499 James Woods
@RealJamesWoods
The orchestrated insurrection in the Somali crime hotbed of Minneapolis, aided and abetted by politicians and their media handmaidens, is just a smoke and mirrors distraction.

It’s REALLY about the billions of dollars of Democrat fraud. Not ICE, not Trump.

FRAUD!!! That’s all.
12:57 PM · Jan 26, 2026
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KARE 11, January 29, 2026, Fraud crackdown in Minnesota leaves care workers unpaid, clients at risk of losing homes
The Minnesota Senate Human Services Committee heard from more than a dozen providers and clients who say they have been negatively impacted by the fraud crackdown.

The feds fault, of course.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:08 AM (NFX2v)

500 Economy 🔥
Donald Trump
Trump nominates Kevin Warsh to replace Powell as Fed chair
Nomination comes as Trump heaps pressure on Powell to cut interest rates; Warsh to face challenging Senate confirmation.

By Al Jazeera Staff
and News Agencies
Published On 30 Jan 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:16 AM (NFX2v)

501 If Luigi Mangione is so spared what of Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk's assassin?

I'll be waiting for: He's just a boy! Give him a John Hinckley, Jr. sentence!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 11:53 AM (NFX2v)

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