The Week In Woke

Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor, Tim Walz, makes the Stunning and Brave Announcement that he will never run for political office again. As if it's xis choice! This is as bad as Kristen Stewart saying she can't "freely work" in the US so she'll be filming her zero-budget middle aged woman student film in Latvia. That's not a choice, that's just reality.

But note he only says he won't run for office -- he may still serve.

Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Amazing.

Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth is now an inconvenient embarrassment. It was published 20 years ago, and made plenty of ~~predictions~~ prophecies, but none of those Dooms have yet come to pass.

Gore shared dramatic graphs.
Polar ice? Gone, any day now.
Sea levels? Twenty feet in the "near future," which, in political time, means "before the checks clear."
Arctic summers ice-free by, oh, pick a year, any year; 2013, 2014, five to seven years from whenever he was speaking.
Snows of Kilimanjaro? Vanished within a decade.
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Coastal cities? Should be holding snorkel conventions by now.
Reality, being the stubborn jerk that it is, refused to cooperate with Tipper's husband.
Arctic ice dips and bobs like it's on a budget seesaw--it never quite disappears.
Sea levels creep up a modest few millimeters each year, and at this rate, your great-great-grandkids might need taller beach chairs.
Snow still falls on Kilimanjaro, while cities keep building condos on the water like it's prime real estate.
No mass evacuations, no sirens, just... life.
Deadlines came and went quieter than a mime convention. There wasn't a press conference with Gore saying, "Oops! My bad; turns out the models were a little more enthusiastic than I thought." Just new deadlines, fresh urgency, yet using the same PowerPoint.

Now if only Star Trek makes the same realization:

Paul Embery
@PaulEmbery
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Some of us have been arguing for a long time that the BBC's obsession with promoting hyper-diversity in its drama productions -- even in period dramas -- was preachy and inauthentic and was alienating viewers. Needless to say, the usual accusations were thrown at us. Now an independent review, commissioned by the BBC itself, has found that the over-representation of ethnic minority characters, especially in period dramas, can feel "clunky", "inauthentic" and "preachy" to the viewer. It concludes: "The BBC should aim for an organic and authentic approach to diversity rather than it looking forced or tick box." Interestingly, the authors state: "We found our interviewees of colour as emphatic on this point as those who were white."

Dan Zaksheske
@RealDanZak
BREAKING: The Department of Education ruled that San Jose State violated Title IX by allowing trans-identifying male volleyball player Blaire Fleming to compete on the women's team.
@OutKick was the first outlet to report a team forfeiting against SJSU, which later led to several more forfeits in protest

🚨🚨 If you haven’t seen his male advantage, you need to watch this.

This is Brayden “Blaire” Fleming dominating in the San Jose State vs Fresno State match with 20 kills and .410 hitting %. https://t.co/p2PXHmZ3Oa pic.twitter.com/h14TrYSjUB
— Beth Bourne (@bourne_beth2345) January 29, 2026

OMG

The grown man who yelled at a girl and called her a “c*nt” for supporting ICE has reportedly been identified as the treasurer for the District 12 Arizona Democratic Party https://t.co/xfYAmtz2DD pic.twitter.com/iSamtpdK23
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 27, 2026

The first openly gay lesbian Mexican judge in Texas, named "Speedlin Gonzales," and no, that's not a racist joke, that's her name, has been arrested for handcuffing an attorney in the jury box. She has refused to take down the gay flags she hangs in her court (illegal political messaging from what is supposed to be a dispassionate objective judge) and routinely congratulates attorneys whose politics she supports on their victories -- victories she handed them.

Texas Judge Rosie Speedlin-Gonzalez who was just arrested for handcuffing an attorney, was in a battle over her pride flags. She claims she was “targeted” for being asked to remove all her lgbtq merch from around the courtroom.

These DEI judges are a national embarrassment. https://t.co/7kMoUBu5Eh pic.twitter.com/vKpTMtQBeY
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 30, 2026

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
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Lgbtq Judge Rosie who was just arrested was involved in multiple scandals and was even ordered to take an additional course on judicial ethics.
- reportedly congratulated attorneys on winning cases in her court on her official FB page
- was found with a loaded gun at the airport and received a fine
- was ordered to remove pride flags and entered a years-long battle
- now facing a felony charge for unlawfully handcuffing an attorney over a dispute on courtroom procedure

Here she is standing next to the sodomy flag while wearing a Mexican tricolor sash.

Would you feel as if this judge was ruling without fear or favor if you had the misfortune to be hailed into her court?

Black Conservative Perspective has two good clips below. The first you may have already seen, of overrated femmy communist DEI actor

The clip starting at 3:25 might be new to you. In it, the "actress" and "comedian" Amanda Seales -- I never heard of her either, but apparently she has a comedy special called, I josh thee not, I Be Knowin' -- says "the quiet part aloud," as Foreman says. She explains that the movement is made up of two kinds of people, those who fight in the streets and sometimes get justifiably shot by police -- the "outside people," she calls them -- and the pampered rich communist leaders who sit on their fat asses and incite the "outside people" to risk their lives while they risk nothing. She calls these people -- people like herself -- "inside people," and says the "inside people" are smart people who are too valuable to work "outside" because their skills at incitement -- or "bullhorning," she calls it -- are too precious.

The dumb people, on the other hand, are really good at being cannon fodder and useful corpses.

At the end of her explanation that their are Dumb Doers who get shot and Smart Leaders who get paid, she says that unknown enemy forces may someday come knocking on her door so when you think about it, aren't we all risking our lives for the cause?

It's pretty great.

According to new polling, a comfortable majority of Americans (as much as 64%) want all illegals immigrants deported. A majority also want legal migration reduced.

The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good.pic.twitter.com/11dZwmMD41 https://t.co/3RuXj8AzYF
— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) January 28, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 06:45 PM

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1
One look at Speedy-Gonzales and you know she's a Sapphist. Of the Rosie the Bonecrusher type.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:48 PM (tgvbd)

2
Lonely here...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:49 PM (tgvbd)

3 Of course I read the post...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (VCgbV)

4 I couldabeen a contendah.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:50 PM (jc0TO)

5 Instead of a bum which is what Iyam.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

6 The picture I saw of the judge showed her with a lot less weight. It did NOT improve her looks at all.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 30, 2026 06:51 PM (VCgbV)

7 Crazy in one thing, crazy in all things.

There is probably a latin phrase for this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:52 PM (jc0TO)

8 According to CBS news Texas A&M just ended their Woman's Studies program

Posted by: javems at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (zFsEm)

9 Can't wait for Al Gore's follow-up movie about how nothing happened as he predicted.

Posted by: Random PJ at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (+jscL)

10 willowed
Lemon no bail was a given. He is still charged and will be tried.

is the judge that declared no bail also presiding?

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 06:54 PM (8uzBS)

11
There is probably a latin phrase for this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:52 PM (jc0TO)

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Morbus in uno, morbus in omnium.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:55 PM (tgvbd)

12 2 Hey, Hadrian. I hope you are well and having a drink.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:55 PM (77rzZ)

13 If I'm not mistaken, that's a very visible Jupiter hanging out next to the moon tonight.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 06:56 PM (dIske)

14
I hope you are well and having a drink.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:55 PM (77rzZ)

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Quite well, thanks, but still concerned for Her Majesty and The Big Dummy. They are near this evening's destination of Salem, VA.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 06:57 PM (tgvbd)

15 Speedy Gonzales was a funny cartoon. That judge looks very unfunny and probably eats a lot of crappy food. She appears to have gas. Or is constipated. Perhaps some bananas and rice will fix that.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 06:57 PM (Q0yOR)

16 According to CBS news Texas A&M just ended their Woman's Studies program
Posted by: javems at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (zFsEm)

I'm sure they were just about to publish their first fact they discovered too.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 06:57 PM (8avO+)

17 Judge Speedy-Gonzalez looks like she’s wearing a Mexican flag thingy around her neck.
Pride a Mexican flag waving judge is bad? Shocka

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (Hkcdp)

18 Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor, Tim Walz, makes the Stunning and Brave Announcement that he will never run for political office again.

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Harvard is looking for another gay black female President.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (0Eh0f)

19 'Speedlin Gonzales'..

That's just wonderful. Her parents had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

20
This is NOT a wise Latina

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (IifOV)

21 Texas A&M just ended their Woman's Studies program
Posted by: javems

Qatar ain't payin for dat.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 06:58 PM (gKWVE)

22 Did Brayden even let the women on his side even make any plays?

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (Ia/+0)

23 Seriously? Rosie Speedlin-Gonzalez.

Just too easy. Gonna let this one float by.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (0aYVJ)

24 >>> Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

It's a small club and we're not in it.

Does Mike Lindell have a legitimate chance to be governor? Surely if they will hire Jesse Ventura, they'll hire anybody. And the voting fraud stuff revelations are proving he wasn't a rightwing crackpot.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (gWBY1)

25 Hey, it got willowed on an earlier thread, but I gots a quextion for any of our Jewish Hordelings who know written Hebrew well. It involves both linguistics and mathematics.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (77rzZ)

26 I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

A. Firstly, is the Earth warming? Maybe, a little bit. It's hard to say with our limited data.
B. Are we causing it, I don't see much evidence of that. We would need a much better understanding, if possible, of a million constantly changing variables.
C. If it happening, is it a bad thing? I don't think so, in fact, I am in favor of causing more warming if we had that ability.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

27 But note he only says he won't run for office -- he may still serve.

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The SCOTUS is looking for another gay black female retard Justice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (0Eh0f)

28 I was conditioned and indoctrinated lo these many years to think the sodomites were all creative, artistic, loving and caring folks who only wanted to love and get married. The truth is they are a violent, angry, disordered, mentally ill people who lust for blood and the deaths of millions while voting democrat and trying to molest other people's children.

Posted by: The Truth at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (pbej3)

29 Judge Rosie Speedlin-Gonzalez is not that bad...

It/they/Them is breathing, So I would do it, but don't tell Hillary.....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (38587)

30 that's a very visible Jupiter hanging out next to the moon tonight.
Posted by: Orson

Luna better watch her ass. Zeus was a randy god.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)

31 Luckily the AZ guy who called that girl on the street the C word either got fired or stepped down.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (gWBY1)

32 Nobody could have predicted 20 years ago that Al Gore's understanding of Carbon might be a hoax.

I suspect Al will become heavily invested in the AI bubble and make another $200MM off of the taxpayers thru corrupt legislators.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (oT7pT)

33 Is throwing the insult 'Hood Rat' racist?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

34 Amanda Seales is one loud mouthed jive Turkey, ummm hmmmm.

Wasn’t what she said contradictory? And incoherent?

Posted by: Henry at January 30, 2026 07:01 PM (tWkg3)

35 BREAKING: Bexar County, TX Judge Rosie Speedlin-Gonzalez ARRESTED for allegedly unlawfully having an attorney HANDCUFFED and locking him in a jury box

Rosie was celebrated as the first openly gay judge to be elected in Bexar County
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They just want to visit each other in the hospital.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM (E0p3T)

36 Dyke judge does not understand the concept of judicial impartiality.

I have no doubt she must be quite a tyrant.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

37 I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

A. Firstly, is the Earth warming? Maybe, a little bit. It's hard to say with our limited data.
B. Are we causing it, I don't see much evidence of that. We would need a much better understanding, if possible, of a million constantly changing variables.
C. If it happening, is it a bad thing? I don't think so, in fact, I am in favor of causing more warming if we had that ability.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

Nobody in the climate disaster field seems to notice that if we did get a bit warmer, a crapton of arable land opens up in Canada and Siberia.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM (8avO+)

38 If someone is awarded a Nobel Prize and the science behind their achievement turns out to be junk science, can they be forced to give it back?

I like how the Nobel Prize committee got in a snit fit over the Venezuelan chick gifting her medallion to Trump, but they have nothing to say on Al Gore's junk science tarnishing their award. Or Obama's win for that matter.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (gWBY1)

39 In twenty years, all Left-Wing Females will be uglier than Jabba The Hutt !!!!!

Hopefully the species will die off in 5 - 10 years like Spotted Owl..

Posted by: Jackson at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (38587)

40 Can't wait for Al Gore's follow-up movie about how nothing happened as he predicted.
Posted by: Random PJ at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (+jscL)

Manbearpig 2: Look! A Squirrel!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (0aYVJ)

41 In fairness, my fourth chakra is still rising.

Posted by: Al Gore at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

42 Is there a difference between a modern day climate change scientist / hysteria person and an ancient priest of Baal or Enlil who was saying "The crops will fail because Enlil is mad and we must appease him by you sending me half your money and your nubile daughter! I'm the expert!!"

If mean, if we are begging the Gods to help the weather, I would imagine we'd have a lot better success begging Jesus and doing some repenting, ya know?

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (/ZkOF)

43 He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Amazing.

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If Thune magically grew a pair and the Senate went back to a speaking-only filibuster, will the rules at least allow for "Tampon Time" breaks?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (0Eh0f)

44 Chances that Albert Gore Chakra 2 is on the Epstein logs are very high.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:04 PM (gKWVE)

45 Nobody in the climate disaster field seems to notice that if we did get a bit warmer, a crapton of arable land opens up in Canada and Siberia.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:02 PM

If the Sahara high shifted a hundred miles north, the desert would become a verdent belt again, as it once was.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 07:04 PM (jc0TO)

46 According to CBS news Texas A&M just ended their Woman's Studies program
Posted by: javems at January 30, 2026 06:53 PM (zFsEm)

A&M football program hardest hit.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 30, 2026 07:04 PM (LSR8N)

47 Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth is now an inconvenient embarrassment. It was published 20 years ago, and made plenty of ~~predictions~~ prophecies, but none of those Dooms have yet come to pass.

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I think I once called him "Nostragoreus."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (0Eh0f)

48 Al Gore has been very quiet lately. You would think his chakra would need attention and he would be raping someone soon.

Hey Al old buddy! Let's go! Arrrrgh!

Posted by: Al Gore's Foreskin at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (pbej3)

49 Damn! That judge is BUTCH!
Should not it have the shades of brown gay flags?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (/lPRQ)

50 Is there a difference between a modern day climate change scientist / hysteria person and an ancient priest of Baal or Enlil who was saying "The crops will fail because Enlil is mad and we must appease him by you sending me half your money and your nubile daughter! I'm the expert!!"

If mean, if we are begging the Gods to help the weather, I would imagine we'd have a lot better success begging Jesus and doing some repenting, ya know?
Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (/ZkOF)

there's a lot more evidence of the weather gods anger. Remember how the warming conventions used to be iced in by freak storms?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (8avO+)

51 You can't impeach judges in Texas?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (CNl8/)

52 >>> I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

Lefty professors of mine were the ones that told me in my science classes that we were still coming out of the last ice age. And showed evidence that there was global warming in the middle ages, England had the climate of Southern Italy and they grew grapes.

Until England turns Mediterranean again, and the scientists stop fudging their numbers and data to get grant money, I'm not fretting too much.

Posted by: LizLem at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (gWBY1)

53 Polar ice? Gone, any day now.

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NYT Headline from 2014: "The End of Snow."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (0Eh0f)

54 Rosie was celebrated as the first openly gay judge to be elected in Bexar County

___________________________

I have a gripe. How come I'm never invited to these "celebrations"? I keep hearing about celebrations occurring everytime someone is a first.

Celebrated as the first woman to hold the position as...
Celebrated as the first cunnilingus enjoying woman to hold the position of...
Celebrated as the first illegal immigrant to serve as a police officer while illegally possessing a firearm (Maine)...
Celebrated as the first president to have an IQ qualifying him for disability....
Celebrated as the first candidate to win election as a man who died two months before election day....

I want in on these parties.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

55 In twenty years, all Left-Wing Females will be uglier than Jabba The Hutt !!!!!

Hopefully the species will die off in 5 - 10 years like Spotted Owl..

Posted by: Jackson at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (38587)

In 20 years?? Have you looked around? They're there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (snZF9)

56 Gee, I wonder why a majority of Americans want a halt to all immigration into the U.S. when we have the Somalis showing everybody the benefits of importing third-world savages.

No wonder Schumer agreed to consider DHS funding separately: the Dems shutdown the government for illegals, they're going to get crushed at the polls. Not just the GOP engages in "failure theater." In a couple of weeks, Chuckie going to tell his mouth-breathers, "The Bad Orange Man is being mean" but keep funding DHS because ICE is funded until 2028 and everybody couldn't care less if a bunch of TSA drones are told the take a hike.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (pJWtt)

57 Also: most of that San Jose women's volleyball team was filing suit against being forced to play with / share a locker room with this perverted guy.

And the teams that took a stand and forfeited their matches against that guy were quite brave and I applaud their willingness to stand up against the LGBT mafia.

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (/ZkOF)

58 Sea levels? Twenty feet in the "near future," which, in political time, means "before the checks clear."

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After which DogEater and Kommie-la purchased beach-front homes.

Is good to be in Politburo, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:07 PM (0Eh0f)

59 We used to call Al Gore #manbearpig

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (RIvkX)

60 We are looking forward to working with President Trump on establishing colonies on the so-called Greenland.

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)

61 Al Gore has been very quiet lately. You would think his chakra would need attention and he would be raping someone soon.

Hey Al old buddy! Let's go! Arrrrgh!
Posted by: Al Gore's Foreskin at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (pbej3)

Biden gave him a medal of freedom. I think that means no more bribe checks.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)

62 All stand for the "honorable" judge diesel dyke!

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (89Sog)

63 Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Klobuchar just started her forth 6yr term a year ago so it may be Senator Walz for almost 5 years.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (F3Dlr)

64 Also: most of that San Jose women's volleyball team was filing suit against being forced to play with / share a locker room with this perverted guy.

And the teams that took a stand and forfeited their matches against that guy were quite brave and I applaud their willingness to stand up against the LGBT mafia.
Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (/ZkOF)

Also dorm rooms and hotel rooms.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (8avO+)

65 Erica Gonzales, the reporter, looks like she's holding a dildo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (rarFa)

66 Pro tip -- delete the text that says "advertisement" in block quotes so that no one knows you are using an adblocker.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (1iXwP)

67 You’re Blair trans volleyball guy, graduate college.

OK, now what?

Posted by: Henry at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (tWkg3)

68 No mass evacuations, no sirens, just... life.

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I've been assured over 10,000 times throughout the past few decades by "our betters" that we were all gonna die.

/Where's Greta "Pol Tot" Thunberg when you need her?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (0Eh0f)

69 Does it really count if it was a horse?

Posted by: Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (TylIK)

70 Wasn't Greenland one of the places the true Penguins- the Great Auks- nested?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

71 >>> a comfortable majority of Americans (as much as 64%) want all illegals immigrants deported.

For those of you in Rio Linda that is 2 to 1.
Very favorable in a civil war.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (/lPRQ)

72 It's all been a Pretti Good week, Ace.

That volley ball player is not a pretty fake woman. Whoa. Now let's see you play with your sex, bozo.

The butch judge would be my luck if I was arrested and ever had to go before a judge (not planning on it,thanks). At least she wears her butch with pride. I like identifiers for lesbos as I remain clueless unless it is obvious. Lipstick lesbians confuse me since college.

I have sadly not been productive today as IT's BEEN SO MUCH FUN!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

73 RETARD!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops, driving by in the beast at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (ULPxl)

74 Pro tip -- delete the text that says "advertisement" in block quotes so that no one knows you are using an adblocker.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM

Ace is out and proud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

75 Did Tipper Gore have a tight enough grip on Al's scrotum that he won't appear anywhere in Jeffrey Epstein's registry?

Al always seemed wooden and rancid.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (oT7pT)

76 I have a gripe. How come I'm never invited to these "celebrations"? I keep hearing about celebrations occurring everytime someone is a first.

Celebrated as the first woman to hold the position as...
Celebrated as the first cunnilingus enjoying woman to hold the position of...
Celebrated as the first illegal immigrant to serve as a police officer while illegally possessing a firearm (Maine)...
Celebrated as the first president to have an IQ qualifying him for disability....
Celebrated as the first candidate to win election as a man who died two months before election day....

I want in on these parties.
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)
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Will there be cake? I'd only go if there was cake...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (ESVrU)

77 61 Al Gore has been very quiet lately. You would think his chakra would need attention and he would be raping someone soon.

Hey Al old buddy! Let's go! Arrrrgh!
Posted by: Al Gore's Foreskin at January 30, 2026 07:05 PM (pbej3)

_______________________________

He was actually in Davos heckling. And, I'm not over emphasizing that. He was sitting in the audience and was heckling Howard Lutnick during his speech. At the end he booed him loudly.

Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (dIske)

78 Celebrated as the first president to have an IQ qualifying him for disability....
Celebrated as the first candidate to win election as a man who died two months before election day....

I want in on these parties.
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

Celebrated as the first Orson to comment on Ace of Spades Blog after 7 pm on Jan 30 2026....

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)

79 My favorite part of the Alphabet People adopting the rainbow for their flag is the constant reminder that the Sodom & Gomorrah fire treatment is still on the table; the rainbow is a symbol of God's promise not to drown the world again, but He never said He wouldn't burn it all down.

Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (Sy6m/)

80 "We found our interviewees of colour as emphatic on this point as those who were white."

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At least British blacks hated Hamilton.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:12 PM (0Eh0f)

81 13 If I'm not mistaken, that's a very visible Jupiter hanging out next to the moon tonight.
Posted by: Orson

Still no word on Uranus?

Posted by: The Great Poof! at January 30, 2026 07:12 PM (oftw2)

82 How dare you!

Posted by: Greta on a Shelf at January 30, 2026 07:12 PM (vo1eO)

83 They scumbag in Arizona got fired from his real estate job. I haven't heard if the Dems bounced him , though I wouldn't be surprised to see him run for office. The McCain's might help him as q

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (IDEQi)

84 No mass evacuations, no sirens, just... life.

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I've been assured over 10,000 times throughout the past few decades by "our betters" that we were all gonna die.

/Where's Greta "Pol Tot" Thunberg when you need her?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:09 PM (0Eh0f)

Repeatedly sailing to Gaza looking for starving Gazans while eating the 200 pounds of supplies on her boat.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (8avO+)

85 Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

Celebrated as the first Orson to comment on Ace of Spades Blog after 7 pm on Jan 30 2026....
Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (8avO+)

ALL HAIL ORSON, SECOND OF HIS NAME!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (zZu0s)

86 these posts should be titled

...While You Were Being Left Alone

Posted by: Fen at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (ciYHQ)

87 One look at Speedy-Gonzales and you know she's a Sapphist. Of the Rosie the Bonecrusher type.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Probably has
"Cvnt Puncher"
tattooed in dripping red letters on her upper arm.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)

88 Wasn't Greenland one of the places the true Penguins- the Great Auks- nested?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM

The great auk inhabited cold North Atlantic coastal waters, breeding on rocky islands with easy access to the ocean, primarily in areas like Canada, Greenland, Iceland, and the British Isles. They required specific nesting sites that were remote and protected from predators, which limited their breeding colonies to about 20 locations.

The great auk, also known as the penguin or garefowl, is an extinct species of flightless alcid that first appeared around 400,000 years ago and became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only modern species in the genus Pinguinus. It was not closely related to the penguins of the Southern Hemisphere, which were named for their resemblance to this species.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 30, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

89 Which one of you Morons coined the name Doom Gobblin for Greta?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (jc0TO)

90 In 20 years?? Have you looked around? They're there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Hell, Gloria Steinem is still alive.
By the way, she was a CIA op.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (rarFa)

91 >>> 26 I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

A. Firstly, is the Earth warming? Maybe, a little bit. It's hard to say with our limited data.
B. Are we causing it, I don't see much evidence of that. We would need a much better understanding, if possible, of a million constantly changing variables.
C. If it happening, is it a bad thing? I don't think so, in fact, I am in favor of causing more warming if we had that ability.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

Hi!

Posted by: GREENland at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (ULPxl)

92 Reportedly, Minnesota's first openly homosexual governor and corrupt Democrat Senator and perpetual presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar have worked out a corrupt deal. He drops out of the governor's race, she enters it, she wins, and then she appoints him as senator to take over for her.

Klobuchar just started her forth 6yr term a year ago so it may be Senator Walz for almost 5 years.
Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:08 PM (F3Dlr)
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"Governor graft" must have dried up, so Walz is looking to get in on "Senator graft."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (ESVrU)

93 Judge Speedy-Gonzalez looks like she’s wearing a Mexican flag thingy

Probably has her brother, Speedo Gonzalez, reading to the kids at story hour.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (yr56r)

94 one of my sons was at A&M when Robert Gates was picked as President of the school. His first move was to kill the Journo college.

"All they do is run down the school".

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (8uzBS)

95 If you haven’t seen his male advantage, you need to watch this.

This is Brayden “Blaire” Fleming dominating in the San Jose State vs Fresno State match with 20 kills and .410 hitting %.

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Has anyone ever seen Brayden “Blaire” Fleming and Brittney Griner in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (0Eh0f)

96 Great auks were found throughout the North Atlantic.

Posted by: Bulg at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (77rzZ)

97 My favorite part of the Alphabet People adopting the rainbow for their flag is the constant reminder that the Sodom & Gomorrah fire treatment is still on the table; the rainbow is a symbol of God's promise not to drown the world again, but He never said He wouldn't burn it all down.
Posted by: SciVo at January 30, 2026 07:11 PM (Sy6m/)

I think you'll find that the Flooding promise isn't legally binding....

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (8avO+)

98 Still no word on Uranus?
Posted by: The Great Poof!

Still no real plans to probe it since 1986, sadly.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (gKWVE)

99 Speedy looks like a diesel dyke who's wearing flannel shirt and denim under the robe, but I doubt she walks the walk. Probably doesn't know the difference between a spanner and a spud wrench.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (36QIT)

100 one of my sons was at A&M when Robert Gates was picked as President of the school. His first move was to kill the Journo college.

"All they do is run down the school".
Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 07:14 PM (8uzBS)

What, wait? Where is this hero now??

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:16 PM (8avO+)

101 Saw a current pic of NYHarbor and only the forearm and torch of the Statue of Liberty are above water. Al Gore was right!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at January 30, 2026 07:16 PM (oftw2)

102 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.

Posted by: Ray Charles at January 30, 2026 07:18 PM (m9doz)

103
Hard to pick between my favorite two Algore moments:

The 5 minute make-out session with Tipper at the podium of the 2000 Democrat Convention, or

Rocking along with John Fogerty at Ford theater when the "Ain't no Senator's son" lyric of Fortunate Son was performed.

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 07:18 PM (Y8DZL)

104 Just found out Catherine O’Hara died.

Bummer.

Loved her in Best in Show.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 07:19 PM (XV/Pl)

105 She has refused to take down the gay flags she hangs in her court (illegal political messaging from what is supposed to be a dispassionate objective judge) ...

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Does her courtroom also have a naked statue of Lady Justice with no blindfold, holding a pair of testicles instead of scales (with penis attached) and -- instead of a sword -- holding a gun to her head?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:19 PM (0Eh0f)

106 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Ray Charles at January 30, 2026 07:18 PM

To see and be seen?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)

107 Would you feel as if this judge was ruling without fear or favor if you had the misfortune to be hailed into her court?

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"THAT'S A MAN, BABY!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:20 PM (0Eh0f)

108 She looks a lot like the other Rosie in Ireland.

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 30, 2026 07:20 PM (EtfYd)

109 102 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Ray Charles

youtube.com/watch?v=uZt1xKtPbUQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 07:21 PM (rarFa)

110 "Governor graft" must have dried up, so Walz is looking to get in on "Senator graft."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

He's collecting pensions. Maybe he will retire to China and take his loon wife and activist daughter with him.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:21 PM (F3Dlr)

111 102 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Ray Charles at January 30, 2026 07:18 PM (m9doz)

see. that's what happens.

Posted by: Allen Iverson at January 30, 2026 07:22 PM (w/O5Q)

112 What, wait? Where is this hero now??

I think he's about to be a DE at TxDOT.

Oh, you meant Gates? Lives in Washington near the mountains.

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2026 07:23 PM (8uzBS)

113 Mark Holodnak (or whatever) from Arizona and yelling at girls, he sho' is ugly! Need to trans, man, to an ugly woman! Or just wear a burlap bag over your head to spare the rest of us! WHOA! He lost the looks lottery in all areas. He doesn't even have a "nice personality!"

Nose like a rotten potato. The rest offers nothing positive.

Some people should not be allowed in public. *Granted I think my family says this about me, but not because of the way I look.

In the definition of "troll" his mug should be featured. He looks like the troll, as I imagined, who hid under the bridge when someone read The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

Scary! RUN!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 07:23 PM (WONhk)

114 mob of protesters descend upon a group of girls in Phoenix who took selfies with ICE agents
A call from my daughter (if I had one) that she was being mobbed would have had me running red lights to obtain a police escort, and me exiting my vehicle with at least two weapons in open carry mode - and more than two magazines.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:23 PM (Cphwz)

115 Another insufferable politician we made to get passed over

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

116 I said it before, but I think Pretti was actually suicidal.

Someone said he was fired "for cause" from his job. Has anything more come out? I am willing to bet he was trying to be martyred. Maybe not killed, but roughed up for the cause.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 07:24 PM (1iXwP)

117 Is there a reason the men's volleyball net is 7 1/2" higher than the women's?

Of course not.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2026 07:24 PM (yr56r)

118 The dumb people, on the other hand, are really good at being cannon fodder and useful corpses.

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"If you make the most of your education, study hard, and make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq."

-- John F'ing Kerry, speaking at Pasadena City College in 2006

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:24 PM (0Eh0f)

119 while wearing a Mexican tricolor sash
In violation of her oath, seems like.

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:25 PM (Cphwz)

120 If any person was a candidate for a burqa, that judge is it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 07:25 PM (snZF9)

121 There's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow in Speedy's ass.

Where do they find these activist fucks and how do they get in the door?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:26 PM (oT7pT)

122 I turned on a show about Cleopatra and...she was black.

Not Greek like in the actual history, not Egyptian like you'd assume if you aren't familiar with history.

Click.

Of course I hear Netflix made a movie about a Viking King and had him played by...a black woman.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:26 PM (sKqQm)

123 The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good.

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Four years from now: "Who?"

"Former FAFO Darwin Award Winners from four years ago."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (0Eh0f)

124 Serve? Like hard time?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (i0Hi3)

125 I was at a Stevie Wonder concert, some drunk tossed a bottle at him and Stevie ducked. Been skeptical ever since. Also very leery about the whole Helen Keller thing.

Posted by: Nobody's Fool at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (oftw2)

126 Where do they find these activist fucks and how do they get in the door?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Lavender Mafia

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (gKWVE)

127 103
Hard to pick between my favorite two Algore moments:

The 5 minute make-out session with Tipper at the podium of the 2000 Democrat Convention

I referred to that as a tonsillectomy.

Then I threw up.

I'd say my favorite Gore moment was when a masseuse referred to him as a Sex Poodle who wanted her to reach his special chakra. I laughed hysterically over this for awhile.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (WONhk)

128 This Holodnek guy is/was a realtor in Phoenix. I found him on Realtor.com the other day and several folks had already left pretty brutal reviews based on this incident, but another review was older and suggested that he was not a real people-pleaser. Profile is now gone.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 07:28 PM (4b7CV)

129 There seems to be a few conservative Black YouTube video guys

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

130 One of the greatest differences between the left and the right is looking at our reactions to Global warming.

The right looks at decades of predictions that were all wrong and says "these guys are full of bullshit"

The left sticks its fingers in its ears while going "I can' hear you!" and then berate us that no really in 10 years the earth will die if we don't end fossil fuel use NOW.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:29 PM (sKqQm)

131 Nobody could have predicted 20 years ago that Al Gore's understanding of Carbon might be a hoax.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:00 PM (oT7pT)

Vast numbers of us did exactly that. ???

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:29 PM (Cphwz)

132 Also very leery about the whole Helen Keller thing.
Posted by: Nobody's Fool

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I never believed any of that stuff with her, but I never cared enough to look into it.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (1iXwP)

133 > "Governor graft" must have dried up, so Walz is looking to get in on "Senator graft."
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I'm not entirely sure he was smart enough to get in on it on the ground floor. Sure... he was grifting, who in politics isn't?

I think the entire Somali fraud scheme was done behind his back. Maybe thinking as VP he'd be "pliable" for things. He just doesn't strike me as remotely intelligent.

And IMO his political career is toast. But... who knows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (jtM2q)

134 123 The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good.

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Four years from now: "Who?"

"Former FAFO Darwin Award Winners from four years ago."
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (0Eh0f)

_______________________________

Hi there. Remember me? I was so fantastically stupid, and my demise wonderfully horrific, that it's hard to forget. Everytime someone orders flat bread, or pancakes....who do they think of....MEEEEEeeeeee!

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (dIske)

135 Of course I hear Netflix made a movie about a Viking King and had him played by...a black woman.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:26 PM (sKqQm)

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That was the mediocre TV series "Vikings: Valhalla" (History Channel sequel to the very good -- until they killed off Ragnar (spoiler alert!) -- series "Vikings").

And yes, you could hear a loud collective groan across the fandom at the time ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM (0Eh0f)

136 In fairness, my fourth chakra is still rising.
Posted by: Al Gore at January 30, 2026 07:03 PM (0sNs1)

/hammers it back down with a 5 pound sledgehammer/

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM (Cphwz)

137 Rigged deal by Walz and Klobuchar. Trump's words: "They're not bringing their best."

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM (EoDGC)

138 Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_
Stephen Colbert: “Do not compare ICE or Border Patrol agents to the Nazis. That’s an unfair comparison. The Nazis were willing to show their faces.”

-
At least the Gestapo had a sense of fashion!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM (J+Psw)

139 Wasn't Greenland one of the places the true Penguins- the Great Auks- nested?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:10 PM (zZu0s)

What about the Mostly Satisfactory Auks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (8zz6B)

140 I was at a Stevie Wonder concert, some drunk tossed a bottle at him and Stevie ducked. Been skeptical ever since. Also very leery about the whole Helen Keller thing.

There have been claims since she first made the news that Helen's nurse made up much of what is attributed to her. Is it true? Hard to say now obviously.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (sKqQm)

141 toby928(c)

IF you took all of mankind's energy output, double it to add for the "disturbance of Gaia", that is still 1/300,000,000 of the energy the Earth gets from the Sun.

We are so insignificant, we are not even a rounding error on a flat baseline.

Publius, you want to check my math? I ran out of fingers and toes and appendages a while bac in the calculationk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

142 123 The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good.

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Four years from now: "Who?"

"Former FAFO Darwin Award Winners from four years ago."
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:27 PM (0Eh0f

In a month, they're both gonna be the "oh, yeah" response without looking up from the phone. They stupidly got themselves killed to satisfy the needs of a handfull of very wealthy people that would not have ever acknowledged them. Dumb.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (4b7CV)

143 Everytime someone orders flat bread, or pancakes....who do they think of....MEEEEEeeeeee!
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM

Honestly, I get name-dropped here *way* more than you do.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

144 my favorite Gore moment was when a masseuse referred to him as a Sex Poodle who wanted her to reach his special chakra. I laughed hysterically over this for awhile.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

My instinct at the time was "yaaahh you're just saying that for the attention" and then immediately Tipper filed for divorce.
There must have been a pattern. (Apart from me being wrong.)
Dave Barry once made a joke about Al trolling for poon on the internet (which Al invented), and now I have to wonder if Barry had heard rumors too.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 30, 2026 07:33 PM (gKWVE)

145 Klobuchar just started her forth 6yr term a year ago so it may be Senator Walz for almost 5 years.
Posted by: old chick
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Members and Senators get lifetime pensions (and damned good ones) at 5 years. Is Timmy looking at a new grift?
I.worked a few places back before defined contribution plans (401k) took over from defined benefit plans (pensions). The shortest vesting period in any of them was 6 years for a 30% benefit, scaling up to full benefit at 15 years. The other two didn't pro-rate it, a full 10 years or nothing. Is it amazing as how the bosses bonus is always structured easier than the workers, and how the law makers make laws for themselves? /sarc

Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 07:33 PM (36QIT)

146
109 102 It's so nice to be back here at Carnegie Hall.
Posted by: Ray Charles
youtube.com/watch?v=uZt1xKtPbUQ

Love Etta James! Here's some more traditional music:

youtube.com/watch?v=uZt1xKtPbUQ

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 07:33 PM (Y8DZL)

147 That was the mediocre TV series "Vikings: Valhalla" (History Channel sequel to the very good -- until they killed off Ragnar (spoiler alert!) -- series "Vikings").

And yes, you could hear a loud collective groan across the fandom at the time ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:31 PM

It went downhill a bit after they killed off Athelstan. Up until that moment I thought it was his story, a sort of What I saw among the Vikings.

I also enjoyed The Last Kingdom and was very happy that they completed the whole story arc with that one.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (jc0TO)

148 Stephen Colbert: “Do not compare ICE or Border Patrol agents to the Nazis. That’s an unfair comparison. The Nazis were willing to show their faces.”

That's because once the German National Socialist took over they killed anyone that opposed them so why would they need to mask up?

And let's be clear if Colbert was in Germany under Hitler and made the same comments about the Fuhrer he makes about Trump he would already be dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (sKqQm)

149 Publius, you want to check my math? I ran out of fingers and toes and appendages a while bac in the calculationk.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I'd help but that digit is kinda sore right now.

Posted by: Bill Gates, Jr at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (gKWVE)

150 He calls for a revolution but it's the other side (the Right) who is starting a Civil War?

These people can't be any more retarded.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (cwGMH)

151 I said it before, but I think Pretti was actually suicidal.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

He had a dog that has been said he adored and took on hikes, etc. It recently died, I read it passed a few months back.
It's possible he was of the mind to go out with the fantasy image of a hero, not an unemployed loser.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (F3Dlr)

152 Celebrated as the first cunnilingus enjoying woman to hold the position of...
Posted by: Orson at January 30, 2026 07:06 PM (dIske)

Ummmm... I think that one would have happened a LONG time ago........

Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2026 07:35 PM (Cphwz)

153 The left sticks its fingers in its ears while going "I can' hear you!" and then berate us that no really in 10 years the earth will die if we don't end fossil fuel use NOW.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:29 PM (sKqQm)

We are also out of Oil, and have all died to gun violence.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2026 07:35 PM (mP0Kj)

154 I'm not entirely sure he was smart enough to get in on it on the ground floor. Sure... he was grifting, who in politics isn't?

I think the entire Somali fraud scheme was done behind his back. Maybe thinking as VP he'd be "pliable" for things. He just doesn't strike me as remotely intelligent.

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Tampon Tim was just another ChiComm useless idiot.

It's possible that the ChiComms -- intent on destabilizing the USA from within and collapsing us without a shot -- paid him (and who knows how many others there and nationwide?) to look the other way.

As Peter Schweizer proves in his latest book: The Mexican Cartels (and Reconquista Movement); the ChiComms; and the Muslim Bros are actively subverting, undermining, funding, sponsoring, and attempting to destroy America.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:36 PM (0Eh0f)

155 135 I enjoyed both shows and groaned at the black chick being queen or whatever. Valhalla entertained me. I haven't seen the last season because you need Netflix and that's a nope from me.

Posted by: turambar at January 30, 2026 07:36 PM (Q0yOR)

156 Bexar County is San Antonio. The Cartels own that city like they owned Caracas.
A sideshow freak like her is useful just to run interference and keep people’s eyes off the massive amount of official corruption going on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2026 07:36 PM (ai6/n)

157 151 I said it before, but I think Pretti was actually suicidal.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

He had a dog that has been said he adored and took on hikes, etc. It recently died, I read it passed a few months back.
It's possible he was of the mind to go out with the fantasy image of a hero, not an unemployed loser.
Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (F3Dlr)

Saw unverified reports he deleted most if not all of his social media content?

Suicide by Cop so he could be a martyr? It would be the ONLY way anyone would ever remember his name.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (mP0Kj)

158 I like when Al Gore went on a late night show and commented that the earth's inner cores were a million degrees.

Retard level intelligence.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (cwGMH)

159 Al Gore is an idiot. He picked Lieberman for his running mate when he should have picked that old criminal Bob Graham. Floridians loved Bob Graham. Floridians would have voted for Al because that is how stupid they were and still are.

Posted by: Zombie Lawton Chiles at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (pbej3)

160 I ran out of fingers and toes and appendages a while bac in the calculationk.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM

We certainly enjoyed your capability to count to twenty-two!

Posted by: The Signoras of Augusta Bay Port Facility at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

161 99 Speedy looks like a diesel dyke who's wearing flannel shirt and denim under the robe, but I doubt she walks the walk. Probably doesn't know the difference between a spanner and a spud wrench.
Posted by: buddhaha at January 30, 2026 07:15 PM (36QIT)

Sure she does. Those are the names of her various dildoes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (I40wl)

162 Stevie Wonder once used the stand-up pay phone next to the one that I was using, ATL airport. That's all I got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (XeU6L)

163 The Signoras of Augusta Bay Port Facility

On the nose!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (u82oZ)

164 I really H8 our Marxists

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

165 I said it before, but I think Pretti was actually suicidal.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

He had a dog that has been said he adored and took on hikes, etc. It recently died, I read it passed a few months back.
It's possible he was of the mind to go out with the fantasy image of a hero, not an unemployed loser.
Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (F3Dlr)

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Munchausen's-by-Sheltie?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:39 PM (0Eh0f)

166 So one day at my watering hole I hear Walx claim the he needed IVF to get his wife pregnant.
The he describes the process and I ask someone watching the TV is that IVF.
He say no that is insemination.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 07:39 PM (gbOdA)

167 Walz is openly gay?

Did I miss the announcement?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (O/gWh)

168 Yikes. That Arizona guy has a face that launched a thousand Chris Hansens

Posted by: Wally at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (0e5Te)

169
And IMO his political career is toast. But... who knows.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (jtM2q)

From major party VP nom to can't run for Governor in sixteen months is quite a slide.

Posted by: Liz Cheney at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (w/O5Q)

170 Skip

Compared to how I feel, hate is such a weak word.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (u82oZ)

171 Speedy looks like a diesel dyke who's wearing flannel shirt and denim under the robe,
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Chain wallet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (XeU6L)

172 What we can learn from Blaire Fleming tragic outing and how to protect yourself. Basically, this group of garbage human beings running a wordpress site with a bunch of extensions targeted an otherwise completely stealth transgender player and forcibly outed her.

She played for years without any issue. She was a mediocre player in a mediocre league, and no one had any problem until she was outed against her will.

my trans friend competed in hundreds of races, usually ending up mid-field. One day… ONE DAY her nutrition is on point, she’s at the peak of her current fitness schedule, no bike issues, able to get perfect position for a 3rd place finish AND SUDDENLY it’s a problem for the sport.

NO ONE is transitioning so they can dominate in sports. That’s ridiculous. And the "common sense" argument has no weight in any of the transgender issues of sports, what is a women, there are only two genders, etc. ad nauseum. It was once "common sense" that the earth was flat.

There is a compromise available: the regulatory bodies of individual sports could set their own regulations for what level of hormones/transitioning is acceptable.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (ycI94)

173 But you exclusionary bastards missed it!

Star Trek gives pacifist Klingon named "Jay-Den" two polyamorous refugee dads

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (J+Psw)

174 In 2022, female high school volleyball player Payton Mcnabb was severely injured by a high-speed volleyball hit by a trans female -- whose (his) name has not been released.

From the looks of that game, the sport hasn't learned anything about protecting females
.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (otJlS)

175 So gee, who are these "protesters" that are demanding all deportations are "Nazi/Fascist/Evil Empire" actions?

They are idiots and paid activists, and communists and foreign based/funded terrorists. Yet they have mostly been given full support by the mainstream (terrorist) media (and anti-America Democrats, of course).

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (vbXSk)

176 nood, nood I say

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (/enuJ)

177 167 Walz is openly gay?

Did I miss the announcement?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (O/gWh)

He hasn't denied it.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (Q+gd/)

178 > As Peter Schweizer proves in his latest book: The Mexican Cartels (and Reconquista Movement); the ChiComms; and the Muslim Bros are actively subverting, undermining, funding, sponsoring, and attempting to destroy America.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:36 PM (0Eh0f)
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A fair amount (a lot) of the monies used to destabilize the US is from China. Several of the billionaires fingered as funding the unrest are associated with the ChiComs.

It is, at heart, a color revolution aimed at us. And it's ongoing. With (at least) part of our government's approval.

Mull that over....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (jtM2q)

179 Honestly, I get name-dropped here *way* more than you do.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

It's your disarming smile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2026 07:41 PM (8zz6B)

180 I think the entire Somali fraud scheme was done behind his back. Maybe thinking as VP he'd be "pliable" for things. He just doesn't strike me as remotely intelligent.

And IMO his political career is toast. But... who knows.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 07:30 PM (jtM2q)

No way. He may not be a prime mover, but they need his signature for too much for him to be a dupe. He's dirty.

In fact that might explain why he wanted Veep if he saw this blowing up.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (8avO+)

181 Stevie Wonder once used the stand-up pay phone next to the one that I was using, ATL airport. That's all I got.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2026 07:38 PM (XeU6L)

Did you wave to him ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (NtVYv)

182
Oops! My bad; I meant to link to this interesting music video about a foreign culture dealing with trans issues:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (Y8DZL)

183 Al Gore is an idiot. He picked Lieberman for his running mate when he should have picked that old criminal Bob Graham. Floridians loved Bob Graham. Floridians would have voted for Al because that is how stupid they were and still are.

Posted by: Zombie Lawton Chiles at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM (pbej3)

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Did Gore and his team ask Lieberman if he was an Israeli double-agent and working with Mossad?

/Yeah, we've come a long way baby in a quarter of a century ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (0Eh0f)

184 There is a compromise available: the regulatory bodies of individual sports could set their own regulations for what level of hormones/transitioning is acceptable.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 30, 2026 07:40 PM (ycI94)

I always said call their bluff and allow only fully transitioned males to play women's sports. Ain't one of them going to cut off their junk.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 07:42 PM (cwGMH)

185 26 I have so many problems with anthropogenic global warming it is hard to rank them, but I try.

A. Firstly, is the Earth warming? Maybe, a little bit. It's hard to say with our limited data.
B. Are we causing it, I don't see much evidence of that. We would need a much better understanding, if possible, of a million constantly changing variables.
C. If it happening, is it a bad thing? I don't think so, in fact, I am in favor of causing more warming if we had that ability.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 06:59 PM (jc0TO)

I think what gets overlooked, not mentioned, perhaps purposely, is the matter of 'scale'. The predictions I recall are maybe 1 degree C or 2 degrees F total warming. What never gets mentioned is that the average temperature of the earf is maybe around 50 F or 18 C (my guess). On an absolute temperature scale, 18C is almost 290 degrees above absolute -0-. So when we talk temperature rise, it's maybe 1 degree above the ~300 that we're already at.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:43 PM (QGaXH)

186
These DEI judges are a national embarrassment.

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They're a national threat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (hxCZf)

187 166 So one day at my watering hole I hear Walx claim the he needed IVF to get his wife pregnant.
The he describes the process and I ask someone watching the TV is that IVF.
He say no that is insemination.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 07:39 PM (gbOdA)

So, dude couldn't get it up. OK. What kinda porn did they give him to produce the sample? That would be telling.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (I40wl)

188 "He had a dog that has been said he adored and took on hikes, etc. It recently died, I read it passed a few months back.
It's possible he was of the mind to go out with the fantasy image of a hero, not an unemployed loser."

And some reports say he was fired for some salacious activity with ? his patients, or whatever. He did not just quit, he was fired with cause, as I heard it.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (vbXSk)

189 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:32 PM

We certainly enjoyed your capability to count to twenty-two!
Posted by: The Signoras of Augusta Bay Port Facility at January 30, 2026 07:37 PM

Wait, NaCly Dog is a Vulcan?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 30, 2026 07:44 PM (ePaHF)

190 Stephen Colbert: “Do not compare ICE or Border Patrol agents to the Nazis. That’s an unfair comparison. The Nazis were willing to show their faces.”

That's because once the German National Socialist took over they killed anyone that opposed them so why would they need to mask up?

And let's be clear if Colbert was in Germany under Hitler and made the same comments about the Fuhrer he makes about Trump he would already be dead.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2026 07:34 PM (sKqQm)

Along with his family, his friends, his teachers, the dude who delivered milk, his neighbors, etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2026 07:45 PM (snZF9)

191 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2026 07:45 PM (u82oZ)

192 Suicide by Cop so he could be a martyr? It would be the ONLY way anyone would ever remember his name.
Posted by: Romeo13

It's possible he wanted to die, but, also possible the rioting was just an excuse to show his seething rage at his own circumstances and not intentional suicide by cop.

I've rewatched the video of his kicking the cop car, he is walking away when the cop jumps out to confront him and he actually takes a step toward the cop before he turns tail and runs for the sidewalk.
I think he knew then that he had taken his hero fantasy too far.

Posted by: old chick at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (F3Dlr)

193 So when we talk temperature rise, it's maybe 1 degree above the ~300 that we're already at.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:43 PM (QGaXH)

During the Medieval Warming Period, settlers planted and grew grapes in Greenland. If it weren't for the plague, Europe would have doubled its population twice, at least. During the Cool Years (various names for that period), the Thames froze over and people died like flies from exposure, among other cold related maladies.

Which is the better scenerio?

And how did man-made any damned thing cause either high or low?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (I40wl)

194 And Colbert would suffer a very slow, painful death.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (otJlS)

195 I think what gets overlooked, not mentioned, perhaps purposely, is the matter of 'scale'. The predictions I recall are maybe 1 degree C or 2 degrees F total warming. What never gets mentioned is that the average temperature of the earf is maybe around 50 F or 18 C (my guess). On an absolute temperature scale, 18C is almost 290 degrees above absolute -0-. So when we talk temperature rise, it's maybe 1 degree above the ~300 that we're already at.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 30, 2026 07:43 PM (QGaXH)

Average Earth T is 15 C, or 59 degrees F

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

196 >>>I like when Al Gore went on a late night show and commented that the earth's inner cores were a million degrees.

Retard level intelligence.

Posted by: Opinion fact

>Al Gore has all of the charisma of a beached elephant seal. But his constitution and longevity are remarkable.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:49 PM (oT7pT)

197 And Colbert would suffer a very slow, painful death.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 30, 2026 07:47 PM (otJlS)

Or he would just disappear and no one would mention it out of fear. THAT is the world they want for us. If you doubt that, just remember the J6 guys. And remember how many of our brave public servants even had the balls to mention them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:50 PM (zZu0s)

198 >>>I like when Al Gore went on a late night show and commented that the earth's inner cores were a million degrees.

Retard level intelligence.

Posted by: Opinion fact

>Al Gore has all of the charisma of a beached elephant seal. But his constitution and longevity are remarkable.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 07:49 PM (oT7pT)

I'm old enough to remember when Al Gore was notable for being Pro Life.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2026 07:50 PM (8avO+)

199 Oh, Joachim Phoenix is drawing links between ice and the Israeli military.

Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 30, 2026 07:56 PM (zZu0s)

200 Headline:

EU democracy now has fewer guardrails than the average hooker

By Rachel Marsden
January 31, 2026

https://tinyurl.com/y3vmnrsu

"The unelected European Commission is basically using policy and the absolute outer bounds of executive prerogative powers (that is, the powers to decide foreign policy and national security strategy) as a substitute for the checks and balances of legal due process. And they absolutely neglect to define any terms in a way that people can understand, avoid punishment, or even argue coherently that they’re not in breach. You want to accuse someone of working for Russia? What does that even mean? It’s not like we’re talking about Russian officials here.

There seems to be a rampant and ridiculous assumption that because someone works in another country and agrees with its approach on certain things, they’ve abandoned their integrity and values at the border – along with their critical faculties. As if employment abroad automatically comes with a complimentary lobotomy."

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2026 08:21 PM (rbvCR)

201 The brain washing is real. Went to my weekly stitching group at a local church and took a new friend for the first time. I go to get away from the ugliness of the world. But it’s everywhere. One of the women informs us that she asked the pastor to lead us in prayer over the situation in Minneapolis. Everyone, except me, and possibly my new friend, is a flaming liberal in the blue hive I must live in. The prayer was as awful as I anticipated. Sniffling and literal tears for the two evil monsters who attacked ICE officers. A tiny prayer for ICE that officers would see the error of their ways and find some humanity and refuse to work. No tears for the raped, sex trafficked, or murdered victims of illegal immigrants. No compassion for the officers who risk their lives and the lives of their families trying to keep us safe. It was disgusting. I thought they were insufferable when Trump got elected both times and BLM. But this is going to be so much worse. I think I may have to stop going to stitch, because I’m biting my tongue so hard it’s going to detach permanently, or I’m going to explode. Stay well everyone. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Posted by: Annie Rose at January 30, 2026 08:26 PM (MQoxb)

202 Great week in woke thread!

"The takeaway is that most Americans simply don’t care about Alex Pretti or Renee Good."

This is 100% correct.

Posted by: jocon307 at January 30, 2026 08:32 PM (EuROc)

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