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This may shock some of the most easily shocked readers, but it turns out that the pampered foreign communist Zohran Mamdani has been in office for two weeks and he's already out of money and will need to liberate more money from taxpayers.

Chief Nerd
@TheChiefNerd

🚨 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a "Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession"

"That means looking inward into savings and efficiencies. That also means raising taxes on the wealthiest New Yorkers and the most profitable corporations."

Former mayor Eric Adams calls bullsh*t.

Eric Adams
@ericadamsfornyc


In case anyone was wondering, this was the real motive behind today's press conference.

Mayor Mamdani promised a laundry list of "free" giveaways to buy votes, with no plan to pay for them. Now that the math doesn't work, instead of owning the fact that he misled New Yorkers, he's blaming me.

Let's be clear: I left him over $8 BILLION in reserves.

This is the same Mamdani who spent years attacking me for not spending enough during the migrant crisis.

The only reason those reserves exist is because I ignored him and his socialist comrades who demanded we blow billions more with no guardrails.

"Free" isn't free. It's just a bill someone else has to pay.

Eric Adams
@ericadamsfornyc

4h

When you promise "free" everything on Sunday, boldly declare that millionaires and billionaires shouldn't exist on Monday, and by Tuesday you're scrambling to fund your giveaways with the very people you wanted gone just yesterday.

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022

US CENSUS: Net international migration fell 53.8% from 2.7 million (2024) to 1.3 million (2025) -- just 321K projected for 2026

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Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain

The most basic category error the left makes - repeatedly - on every police shooting is to characterize the shooting as an unjust "punishment" for the conduct of the person shot. They then argue that said person didn't "deserve" to be "executed," and so clearly the police officer is in the wrong.

That's not what it's about. It's NEVER what's it's about. Punishment is administered through the judicial system. The right of a law enforcement officer to use deadly force in self-defense or defense of others is about the rights of the officer, his colleagues, and nearby civilians as human beings whose lives have value, too. They have a right to respond to the imminent threat of death or serious bodily harm with deadly force. And in exercising that right, they are not judged from the perspective of an omniscient superhuman, with perfect knowledge of everything happening in that moment; they are held to the standard of the reasonable person perceiving what they can from that viewpoint.

In the words of William Munny, deserve's got nothing to do with it.

Tiffany Cross is a very low-IQ black racist fired by MSNBC for being a basket-case and a liability. Of course CNN's Abby Phillip decided she needed to feature this Empowered Black Woman Racist on her failing show.

Cross just claimed a few days ago that a "right wing extremist" had killed Charlie Kirk -- apparently she's a fan of Jimmy Kimmel, or, maybe, Candace Owens.

Note that CNN routinely cancels people for dealing in "misinformation."

But not here, of course.

And she was back at it last night, this time asserting, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that ICE is a "white supremacy" "militia" which is now staffed almost entirely by... Proud Boys.



O'LEARY: "Did you just say ICE officers are militia?!"

CROSS: "Yes. Have you not been paying attention?"

O'LEARY: "Yeah...I think you're stretching a little bit."

CROSS: "They certainly mirror the Gestapo."

O'LEARY: "This is a federal, state mandate, you're pushing that a little bit there. That's WAY offside."

*Abby Phillip looked concerned.*

PHILLIP: "But Tiffany, you're just making a supposition here. There's no concrete evidence of actual Proud Boy members."

O'LEARY: "Yeah, you gotta be careful here. That's WAY offside. These are men and women serving the government, risking their lives, serving the government. You're calling them Proud Boy militia, did you say that?!"

"You're way offside, way offside."

CROSS: "I'm actually not. But I think that there are White supremacist tattoos on their necks."

O'LEARY: "White supremacist federal officers?!"

CROSS: "Yeah! White supremacist federal officers!"

O'LEARY: "Okay that's...where are you going with this? Why would you say that?! Men and women working for the federal government, risking their lives, carrying out a mandate and their White supremacists?!"

CROSS: "Yes, and you're a member of a cult..."

O'LEARY: "WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!"

They want war. They will have it.

Soros DA Larry Krasner to ICE: "If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades... we will find your identities!"



Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY

3h

Dem messaging today:

Walz publicly fantasizing about a Civil War

Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.

Jeffries says a cabinet secretary needs to be "put on ice permanently."


Posted by: Ace at 06:22 PM




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Posted by: GF at January 29, 2026 06:22 PM (if1jP)

2 Howdy!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 29, 2026 06:23 PM (XMwZJ)

3 Something's amiss here...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 29, 2026 06:23 PM (XMwZJ)

4 The margins, blown they are...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 29, 2026 06:24 PM (XMwZJ)

5 Wow. The margins are really blown.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 06:25 PM (lJ0H4)

6 WIDE LOAD

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 29, 2026 06:25 PM (CNl8/)

7 Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at January 29, 2026 06:26 PM (3ek7K)

8 Well, reading Ace is certainly broadening.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:26 PM (2L+MU)

9 Wider than my rear end.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 06:27 PM (lJ0H4)

10 Already. Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2026 06:27 PM (2pORR)

11 I read everything and 10 comments in? Did I miss a tequila shot invite?

Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 29, 2026 06:29 PM (HCGKD)

12 *lights cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at January 29, 2026 06:29 PM (jc0TO)

13 Blown?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at January 29, 2026 06:29 PM (ilN+k)

14 *lights cigarette*
Posted by: The Margins

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 06:30 PM (lJ0H4)

15 Haw! So Walz sees himself as P.G.T. Beauregard?

Quel imbécile!

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:31 PM (2L+MU)

16 Texas has about 25% of all ICE arrests. Not a peep. Because LE helps. It's only in Minnesomalia.

And it only started because the 24 year old kid with a YouTube channel documented at least $9 billion in fraud. Speaking of frauds, Bruce Springsteen.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 29, 2026 06:31 PM (cxFcK)

17 Tampon Jefferson Davis

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:33 PM (gtcuf)

18 Walz positioning himself as the governor of the rebels seceding from the U.S. for an unjust cause is a little too on the nose. pic.twitter.com/E1CFa86WmR

— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) January 29, 2026

He will fire on Fort Snelling to start the war.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 06:33 PM (jc0TO)

19 Point of order.
Nick Shirley is 23 years old.

Posted by: Person who likes to say point of order at January 29, 2026 06:33 PM (ilN+k)

20 On that last item, I still say we need to disenfranchise some of these states who refuse to enforce federal law.

There has to be a mechanism. What happened to the confederate states -- surely the Union States told them that they had lost their privileges as members of the union and no longer has a vote, or representatives, etc. Can't we do that again without Minnesota actually declaring actual independence?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:33 PM (qr+Fj)

21 I hate f’ing election years.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (b4o9z)

22 This stuff all sound Insurrectiony to me...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (VE6XX)

23 Minnesota should soft secede, reject all Federal dollars and their attached mandates.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (jc0TO)

24 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a "Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession"


It's almost like the citizens of NYC kept voting to spend money they did not have.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (0N4FZ)

25 That's some hot red on red action.

I'm rooting for casualties.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (dK+Kv)

26 "But I think that there are White supremacist tattoos on their necks."

She thinks.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (gtcuf)

27 Democrat explosive rhetoric tells me they will pack SCOTUS and nuke the constitution when they get power.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (NqmUn)

28 Moron Zamdummy.

Posted by: Henry at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (tWkg3)

29 On the sidebar, the Candace Owens stuff is hilarious. Worth checking out that whole twitter feed.

I can not see the Tucker link on the sidebar. (maybe due to being outside USA.) anyone got a better link that will work in other countries?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (qr+Fj)

30 Patience and courage are two sides of the same coin.
Huh, an association of narcissists and sociopaths that is held together by theft and hatred is behaving in emotionally unstable ways. Never would have guessed

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:36 PM (/Chlc)

31 >>>Dem messaging today:

>>>Walz publicly fantasizing about a Civil War

>>>Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.

>>>Jeffries says a cabinet secretary needs to be "put on ice permanently."

What a bunch of pussies.

Not one of them would put up a fist to risk their worthless existences. May they get what they wish on others.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 06:37 PM (dK+Kv)

32 "Free" isn't free. It's just a bill someone else has to pay.

I make this comment all the time. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: InZona at January 29, 2026 06:37 PM (CwqPe)

33
If Stephen Colbert was right, he would be hanging from a meathook in some dungeon right now

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (NqmUn)

34 You have to respect a democrat politician’s commitment to getting their supporters killed for their gain. They don’t waiver on this.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (b4o9z)

35 ICE is a Government funded agency.. How does that ass wipe DA think he can hunt them down ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (VE6XX)

36 29 On the sidebar, the Candace Owens stuff is hilarious. Worth checking out that whole twitter feed.


"delegitimatize" had me in stitches. She sounds like that jailhouse poet Damon Wayans played on In Living Color.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (gtcuf)

37 21 I hate f’ing election years. - sniffybigtoe

In a way, every year is an election year, now.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (2L+MU)

38 If I were in charge of ICE and Border enforcement none of this would be happening !!!!

Posted by: Kami Harris at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (J9q9v)

39 Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.
------

That poofter is almost as effeminate as Walz. Him making huffing and puffing noises isn't a good look.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 06:38 PM (TN0g+)

40 Need a good laugh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36G9QOolxk

And why you should always be aware of your AO.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:39 PM (2GVsD)

41 The last election in the US is the one that elects a Democrat for president.

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:39 PM (T8bqm)

42 In the event of a hot CW2, it seems like the smart move would be to interrupt blue hive city's feeder transmission lines into their step-down substations and wait a week. From there it would take a week or two just to pick the load back up from the grid (it would have to be done gradually otherwise all of the system protective devices would read it as fault current and lock out).

Posted by: Zhytamyr at January 29, 2026 06:40 PM (cXVOB)

43 Things cannot get better. There is no common ground. This summer this business will get out of control. It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (wGerL)

44 If these Blue States were to secede from the Union, they would be bankrupt and lawless within a week.

Then we could let then reenter the Union as NON-VOTING Territories of the US like Guam and Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Jacson at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (J9q9v)

45 Brendan Carr
@BrendanCarrFCC
You can’t make it up.

The FCC will vote on requiring that federal subsidies flow only to people that are both living and lawful beneficiaries.

Dems oppose.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (TN0g+)

46 Thanks ace. The prior thread was getting a bit too Doctor Zhivago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

47 I would love to see the shitlibs try to catch Nazi war criminals. I don’t think they are capable of that. They’d spend all the money and catch 0 Nazies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2026 06:42 PM (b4o9z)

48 if Stephen Colbert was right, he would be hanging from a meathook in some dungeon right now
Posted by: JM in Illinois

If that was televised, it'd be the first time I watched that dorky fuckface.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2026 06:42 PM (+iotA)

49 Aetius

Check link.

Deputies to land whale, "this ain't Seattle."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:42 PM (2GVsD)

50 I like this Adam's guy- he should run for office.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:42 PM (zZu0s)

51 The Dems want the video because every BP/ICE agent is going to jail on state assault charges. The most important election is the AG/DA and judges.

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:44 PM (8jVAy)

52 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a "Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession"

"That means looking inward into savings and efficiencies. That also means raising taxes on the wealthiest New Yorkers and the most profitable corporations."
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Why? What is the cause of the fiscal crisis? Why is "more money" the solution for the fiscal crisis? How will "more money" do anything but delay - at tremendous costs, both direct and opportunity - what is clearly much-needed reform?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:44 PM (MABZ1)

53 33 If Stephen Colbert was right, he would be hanging from a meathook in some dungeon right now - JM in Illinois

I've been sitting here, sipping my coffee, cherishing that image for the last five minutes. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:44 PM (2L+MU)

54 "Free" isn't free. It's just a bill someone else has to pay.
++++
The hell you say

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:44 PM (MABZ1)

55 Scott Jennings
@ScottJenningsKY
3h

Dem messaging today:

Walz publicly fantasizing about a Civil War

Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.

Jeffries says a cabinet secretary needs to be "put on ice permanently."

So much for "de-escalation." I never had ACW II due to illegal aliens on my bingo card. But Democrats want their dark-skinned slaves. True in 1860 and just as true now.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (pJWtt)

56 "delegitimatize" had me in stitches. She sounds like that jailhouse poet Damon Wayans played on In Living Color.
Posted by: Delurker


The aqua-texture got me.

I never listened to her and did not realize she is an idiot.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (qr+Fj)

57 US CENSUS: Net international migration fell 53.8% from 2.7 million (2024) to 1.3 million (2025) -- just 321K projected for 2026
++++
Gotta step up deportations, then.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (MABZ1)

58 I'm nonplused by the shit going down in NYC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (jtM2q)

59 I am not black-pilled just yet, but I do have a rabbit's foot on my key chain what might have such a tablet hidden inside.
I try to remain patient, but, still...

One. Just one. All I ask is just ONE significant act of true justice on one of these leftist monsters killing America.

If I ever did anything remotely as heinous as what Massive Head-wound Ilhan did, I would be imprisoned and impoverished.

A'ight. I'm gonna retire, Billy Ray Valentine style.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (0aYVJ)

60 "Ford to NYC: Drop Dead"

So, it took a while

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (XuXeR)

61 willowed

Something Exemplary

251 Has Brennan, Comey, Smith, Pelosi, Clinton, or any of those lying conniving scumbag democrats faced justice?
---

Lock them up and say, come and get them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (jYat7)

62 If there is a new Civil War I hope Timmy is the first POW. Then deported with the Somilians to El Salvador. There will be a wing especially for MN.

What will our roles be in the War with MN? Ace is a general?

I can bake cookies for the troops, I guess.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)

63 ICE is a Government funded agency.. How does that ass wipe DA think he can hunt them down ?
Posted by: It's me donna

The assholes that voted him in will believe anything.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (2pORR)

64 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

65 When you promise "free" everything on Sunday, boldly declare that millionaires and billionaires shouldn't exist on Monday, and by Tuesday you're scrambling to fund your giveaways with the very people you wanted gone just yesterday.

-----------

The only solution now is to attract all the millionaires and billionaires fleeing Califzuela by imposing a 250% wealth tax on the net worth of every white person who's ever set foot or touched down in New Zimbabwe City!

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (bJRuO)

66 That's not what it's about. It's NEVER what's it's about. Punishment is administered through the judicial system. The right of a law enforcement officer to use deadly force in self-defense or defense of others is about the rights of the officer, his colleagues, and nearby civilians as human beings whose lives have value, too. ...
++++
"Category error," huh? I kinda doubt it. Maybe the lefty rubes are mistaken. The lefties who set it up that way for them to control the narrative are NOT making an error.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (MABZ1)

67 Deport the whole DFL with the Somalis back to Mogadishu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD)

68 >>You have to respect a democrat politician’s commitment to getting their supporters killed for their gain. They don’t waiver on this.


The path to Commie Utopia is littered with the Mass Graves of their most devout adherents.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (ZcsJV)

69 62 If there is a new Civil War I hope Timmy is the first POW. Then deported with the Somilians to El Salvador. There will be a wing especially for MN.

What will our roles be in the War with MN? Ace is a general?

I can bake cookies for the troops, I guess.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)

Too damn cold in MN.. Can't we have the Civil War in Hawaii instead ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (VE6XX)

70 So much for "de-escalation." I never had ACW II due to illegal aliens on my bingo card. But Democrats want their dark-skinned slaves. True in 1860 and just as true now.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (pJWtt)
---
Walz is such a brave guy that he cut his Guard career short rather than deploy.

They're going to try to spend more cannon fodder, but I'm guessing that the volunteers are going to thin out now that they see you can get killed and no one cares.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

71 I, uh... do not think ace would be rhe best choice for battlefield leader...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (zZu0s)

72 Thanks ace. The prior thread was getting a bit too Doctor Zhivago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:41 PM (zZu0s)

I was thinking English Patient.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (HCGKD)

73 Patience and courage are two sides of the same coin.
Huh, an association of narcissists and sociopaths that is held together by theft and hatred is behaving in emotionally unstable ways. Never would have guessed
Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:36 PM (/Chlc)

there was a thread somewhere talking about a D&D campaign with only Chaotic Evil characters, as an experiment. At one point the troupe finds powerful magical armor, the highest power member claims it, then everyone realized it would be enough to make them all slaves with no escape so they attacked everyone to capture it. They all killed each other, and the two remaining members of the troupe were dueling it out when a magical beastie came through and killed them both because they couldn't defend and attack at the same time while injured.

Yay! Winning!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (rbvCR)

74 The path to Commie Utopia is littered with the Mass Graves of their most devout adherents.

One hundred million murdered and counting!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (2GVsD)

75 And she was back at it last night, this time asserting, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that ICE is a "white supremacy" "militia" which is now staffed almost entirely by... Proud Boys.
++++
I can *almost* appreciate her level of bone-stupid madness.

Almost.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (MABZ1)

76 The Overton Window has been yanked so hard to the left that Eric Adams looks like Milton Friedman.

Wild shit.

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (5aZAZ)

77 They still are only about one step from the 'Your bones will pave the way to the Future!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

78 62 If there is a new Civil War I hope Timmy is the first POW. - ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I wouldn't be surprised. He'd probably wind up like my ancestor, dying of amoebic dysentery in a Union prison camp.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (2L+MU)

79 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

You betcha!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

80 Jefferies literally called for the death of Noam....On ice permanently ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (VE6XX)

81 The only solution now is to attract all the millionaires and billionaires fleeing Califzuela by imposing a 250% wealth tax on the net worth of every white person who's ever set foot or touched down in New Zimbabwe City!
Posted by: ShainS

----
The usual course is to start confiscating assets. Buildings, businesses, etc. under the lie that the gov. will make greater returns and use that cash to fund their social programs.

They are always surprised by their "bad luck" when those assets have lower return than expected.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (qr+Fj)

82 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

The best the average MN can do is 'passive-aggressive'

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (rbvCR)

83 Dem messaging today:
Walz publicly fantasizing about a Civil War
Krasner says hunt down federal law enforcement like Nazis.
Jeffries says a cabinet secretary needs to be "put on ice permanently."
++++
:: checks calendar ::

Today is Thursday, and wouldn't you know it, it's a day that ends in "Y!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (MABZ1)

84 BARN IN THE YOU ESSE
BARN IN THE YOU ESSE

Posted by: sick, braying mule at January 29, 2026 06:49 PM (UjdFS)

85 What will our roles be in the War with MN? Ace is a general?

I can bake cookies for the troops, I guess.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (WONhk)

Too damn cold in MN.. Can't we have the Civil War in Hawaii instead ?
Posted by: It's me donna at

You'll have to bring hotdish.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (MGB5H)

86 I was thinking English Patient.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at January 29, 2026 06:47 PM (HCGKD)

Hah! Fuck. That's a good ref too.

Remains of the Day. There was just a lot of depressing but well made and acted films back then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

87 If The Split happens, Hawaii's going to demand their independence and go back to King Kamanawanlea or whatnot. It will be some hot blue-on-blue action.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

88 If Democrats seek the death of their enemies, then may they receive death in return.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (2GVsD)

89
Has Springsteen's Minneapolis song been released yet?

Where can we find it?

This outta be a hoot. Serious" issue songs almost always suck mightily.

Brucey, baby! This is why no one, but no one gave a fuck about your lame-ass bio movie.

Ooooh, "Lame-ass from Minneapolis"! there's your next """"hit"""".

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (iJfKG)

90 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)
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Their Home Guards are already prepping the Jello molds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s)

91 58 I'm nonplused by the shit going down in NYC.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 06:45 PM (jtM2q)

NO MATH!

Posted by: Moron who doesn't know what some words mean at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (l0E4F)

92 Hawai'i would elect Maisy Hirono as Empress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD)

93 The path to Commie Utopia is littered with the Mass Graves of their most devout adherents.

One hundred million murdered and counting!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (2GVsD)

The true believers always get the mass graves.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)

94 The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

---------

The Recent Untamponness

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (bJRuO)

95 76 The Overton Window has been yanked so hard to the left... - ballistic

Maybe Walz will be defenestrated from the Overton window.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (2L+MU)

96 If the heads of snakes are eliminated do they continue to bite?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (jYat7)

97 oh, no! where will they go now ?!
The Times (UK) :
"Britain to ban Iran’s Revolutionary Guards
The Home Office confirmed new legislation to proscribe the state actor after the EU labelled it a terrorist group amid a bloody crackdown"

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (g47mK)

98 Eric Adams made his name as a race hustler specializing in Jesse Jackson-style shakedowns. He sounds all reasonable and shit now, but F him.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (gtcuf)

99 24 BREAKING: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says New York City is Facing a "Fiscal Crisis at the Scale of the Great Recession"

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM (0N4FZ)

Hehehe...the whining begins. Get out the popcorn.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (y171U)

100 Zohran, go for it. Tax the shit out of all those richy rich bastards. Pull up your big boy pants because You are the boss!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (0KSrI)

101 If the heads of snakes are eliminated do they continue to bite?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (jYat7)
++++
They sprout new heads.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (MABZ1)

102 If The Split happens, Hawaii's going to demand their independence and go back to King Kamanawanlea or whatnot. It will be some hot blue-on-blue action.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

Hawaii would collapse in upon itself. Losss of military bases and they are too stupid to feed themselves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

103 >>Has Springsteen's Minneapolis song been released yet?


Good God...

the Music Forums have been discussing this. Those Threads read like the DU Transmissions Sock Posts.

The Left is Batshit Insane and so completely uninformed about everything they pretend to care about.

Also, Bruce Springsteen sucks the Balls of a Syphilitic Donkey. Guy has alaws been a hack musician.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (ZcsJV)

104 *runner, you silly! IRGC will now go to Turkey!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK)

105 All the military bases are on Oahu.

We keep that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:53 PM (2GVsD)

106


The message from Borg central went out.

It's very tightly coordinated.

Someone's bankrolling it...hmm, so soon after that WEF meeting and that idiot Newsom out there.

Wonder if there is anything to that.

They know whats at stake.

There was a video of a youtuber who went up to Krasner, he was biking and had a shitty punk band's t-shirt on and was just a nasty little piece of shit. Threatened the guy, big tough little man with no muscles. That guy is a serious scumbag. Has he done anything for Philly except rape it? No, he hasn't.

These cities are worse than anyone realizes, been saying it for years.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at January 29, 2026 06:53 PM (och2J)

107 The Recent Untamponness
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:51 PM (bJRuO)
---
Rifle, one each. Magazines, 30 round, two each, Tampon, two each....

Posted by: Minnesota ARNG Combat Loudouts at January 29, 2026 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

108 Also, Bruce Springsteen sucks the Balls of a Syphilitic Donkey. Guy has alaws been a hack musician.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 06:52 PM (ZcsJV)
++++
How did the donkey get syphilis?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (MABZ1)

109 the military bases are on Oahu.

We keep that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at

Just have to evict all the Hawaiians

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (MGB5H)

110 NYC wealth tax on the menu yet, Zohran?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (Hkcdp)

111 Walz doesn't seem to realize that South Carolina fired upon Fort Sumter. Go for it Tampon Timmy. Your wife might have a big O from the cordite smell

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (IDEQi)

112 Hawaii will just buy all the Spam in the world and live like kings

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (8jVAy)

113 The true believers always get the mass graves.

After a tour of the Gulags usually.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD)

114 runner, several flights left Iran for Moscow today. Not sure Turkey wants hamas and IRGC .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (0KSrI)

115 Casserole dish, one each, Jello mold, one each...

Posted by: Minnesota ARNG Combat Loadouts at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

116 112 Hawaii will just buy all the Spam in the world and live like kings
Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (8jVAy)

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Posted by: Zombie Graham Chapman at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (l0E4F)

117
How did Eric Adams leave that corrupt, wasteful city with $8bil in reserves?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (hxCZf)

118 We keep the military bases. They can keep the macadamia farms.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (gtcuf)

119 "Lock them up and say, come and get them."

If only. I would eat my words, with relish.

Posted by: fd at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

120
In the end, when the sun explodes or a giant space rock smacks Earth straight up, it's a comfort to know that the last posts here will be to compare the scenario to a bad Hollywood movie.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)

121 How did the donkey get syphilis?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 06:54 PM (MABZ1)

I was bored. And drunk.

Posted by: Kamala at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (zZu0s)

122 I think I'd prefer Weasel as General

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (+mUZM)

123 The Democrats have crossed the rubicon from punitive taxes on income to punitive taxes on wealth.

Simply seizing property is literally communism.

What's yours is now mine. Where will they stop?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

124 Werepoof? There poof. There asshole.

Posted by: Igor at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (r9uko)

125 How did the donkey get syphilis?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Don't look at me!

Posted by: Achmed the goatfucker at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (+iotA)

126 NYC wealth tax on the menu yet, Zohran?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 29

Zohran claimed he talked to a millionaire who said he would leave. And zohran said well it'll only be like 20k$ more for you, and the guy said oh that's not bad I won't leave.

Ya things that didn't have em for 1000 Alec.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (MGB5H)

127
You think it's expensive now? Wait till it's "Free".

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (IifOV)

128 "Sarge, where am I supposed to put all this gear? Cookware, boxes of tampons, what the hell?"

"Put it in the squad Winnebago, like everyone else, Private!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

129 it's a comfort to know that the last posts here will be to compare the scenario to a bad Hollywood movie.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)

Well let's hope it's more Armageddon than Deep Impact!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (zZu0s)

130 They know who the funders of these movements are, they can freeze Soros and Union and NGO money.
Just do it and when the court release order comes, say it's from the wrong court or some other/any other bs, it does't matter.

The primary thing is, the bottom line is
"Just Say No"
_Nancy Reagan

Then go after foreign money.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (jYat7)

131 several flights left Iran for Moscow today. Not sure Turkey wants hamas and IRGC .

==

Yeah, 2 billion people saw that...I think that was Moscow moving their staff from Busher...maybe..

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (g47mK)

132
Hawaii would collapse in upon itself. Losss of military bases and they are too stupid to feed themselves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


---------


Oh, China will gobble them up in a heartbeat.
Same with Canada -- without the USA, they are slave countries.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (qr+Fj)

133 >>How did the donkey get syphilis?


Working his way through College at San Diego State

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (ZcsJV)

134 US CENSUS: Net international migration fell 53.8% from 2.7 million (2024) to 1.3 million (2025) -- just 321K projected for 2026

------------

It's been estimated that Califzuela has an additional four U.S. House of Representative seats owing to illegal immigration -- which is more than the total U.S. House Reps of 13 U.S. States.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (bJRuO)

135 Well let's hope it's more Armageddon than Deep Impact!

You don't like ELE?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

136 Goodby Busher, we hardly knew you...

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (g47mK)

137 I think I'd prefer Weasel as General
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 29, 2026 06:56 PM (+mUZM)

The daily fundamentals assemblies could get tedious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (zZu0s)

138 Hawaii can go. The military bases stay. That should be non negotiable.

Posted by: Just some random passer by at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (ZdhjE)

139 All those Japss and Chinese in Hawaii could probable rule the Polynesians in some kind of reasonable way. If we didn't need the coaling station, I'd be happy to let them have it. But we do, so I guess they'll all just have to go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (BI5O2)

140 How did the donkey get syphilis?

Kamala was at a Tijuana donkey show?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD)

141 Shorter Zohran: “Sh$t just got real!!!”

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (Hkcdp)

142 Hawaii stays.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (g47mK)

143 ''They want war. They will have it.""


It needs to happen. Every time a fucking democrat opens his mouth its tyranny. Its always about what they will do to citizens when they get power. Never what they'll do for the country, never what they'll do for the citizens. Its always what they will DO to the citizens, and who is going to pay. Its always about who gets targeted for their grand plans. Its always about who will fucking pay. They eventually will need to be destroyed, because they aren't going anywhere, and are getting more sinister by the day. The next time they get in power the biden administration will look like it was run by a den mother. make peace with it, because there will be war, or camps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (snZF9)

144
Eric Adams made his name as a race hustler specializing in Jesse Jackson-style shakedowns. He sounds all reasonable and shit now, but F him.
Posted by: Delurker

==============

Ever since Bloomberg, each NYC mayor accomplishes the unbelievable feat of making the preceding one look better in comparison.

Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (hxCZf)

145 Lizzy. Hahahahaha. Well done

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (0KSrI)

146 76 The Overton Window has been yanked so hard to the left that Eric Adams looks like Milton Friedman.

Wild shit.

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 06:48 PM (5aZAZ)

++++

LOL. It's crazy out there now.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (sGfxc)

147 They do not honor the law. They use our respect for the law to beat us like a dead horse. It's time to turn it on them. Lock them up and tell these dishonorable judges no.

When the dishonorable judges come back lock them up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (jYat7)

148
The War of Minnesotan Aggression

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (gtcuf)

__________

Bombardment with jello salad

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (tgvbd)

149 65 The only solution now is to attract all the millionaires and billionaires fleeing Califzuela by imposing a 250% wealth tax on the net worth of every white person who's ever set foot or touched down in New Zimbabwe City!
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 06:46 PM (bJRuO)

Even Gov Newsom is shrewd enough to say he opposes a wealth tax.

Posted by: Joemarine at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (y171U)

150 And she was back at it last night, this time asserting, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that ICE is a "white supremacy" "militia" which is now staffed almost entirely by... Proud Boys.

Uh, 24% of ICE is Hispanic. 13% are Black. 2.6% Asian.

So, almost 40% of ICE Officers are apparently White Supremacy bigots, who are not White.

That right there is some A1 Prime Brain Washening!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (mP0Kj)

151 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Taylor Lorenz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)

152 It's great to see so much national harmony!

What? Did I miss something?

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

153 Donkey got syphilus from the koala.
IYNYN

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (Hkcdp)

154 Ohhhhh, I wish I was in the land of tampons,
Grab your gun, don't leave the lamp on,
Look away, look away...

Nah, it just doesn't have the same juice as the original.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (2L+MU)

155 Hawaii stays.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (g47mK)

They get nothing.

Don't like it? Tough noogies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (dK+Kv)

156 It's not Fort Sumpter, it is Fort Retard.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (vOtXJ)

157 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

===

Me!

Posted by: NY subway rando rubbing against female passangers at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (g47mK)

158 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed
Mamdani?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

What's this I hear about syphilitic donkeys?

Posted by: Sandy "Donkey Chompers" Cortez at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (+iotA)

159 >>It needs to happen.


Kill ALL the Utilitarians.

It's the only way.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (ZcsJV)

160 You don't like ELE?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:57 PM (2GVsD)

Deep Impact was an odd movie. Odd tone. Depressing as hell when it should have been triumphant or grimly satisfied or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 07:00 PM (zZu0s)

161 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Taylor Lorenz?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January

She's, like, totally too young, ya know.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 07:01 PM (MGB5H)

162 Soros DA Larry Krasner to ICE: "If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades... we will find your identities!"

Does this retard know that he is threatening professional sheep dogs who voluntarily devote their lives to controlled violence?

And what piss stinking soi-boy whose total understanding of violence is Jackie Chan films and Call of Duty FPS games is going to "hunt down" men with many years of daily real world practice?

If anyone watches the average retard with impulse control problems chimp out and throw haymakers from the shittiest possible fighting stance and sheep-on-ice footwork against someone who is trained in CQB we all know how this ends up.

"hunting down" also requires well developed skills not something read during a drunken stupor from a PDF read on a iPhone.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:01 PM (a4flb)

163 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (hxCZf)

One Hint: Break a deal, face the WHEEL!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (vOtXJ)

164
Her Majesty will be at Westminster on Monday. Now I'll have to pay NYC taxes for the next 50 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (tgvbd)

165 How did Eric Adams leave that corrupt, wasteful city with $8bil in reserves?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:55 PM (hxCZf)
++++
Just a guess, but probably the combination of a budget line-item to contribute to them and not tapping them.

But that's doesn't mean anything is *healthy.*

Per the city Comptroller, total debt was:
FY2021Q2: $37,593,340,000
FY2025Q4: $46,720,936,500

+$9.1 billion in debt in four years. Not rosy, "emergency funds" notwithstanding.

And yeah, that's five and a half grand per New York resident, regardless of age.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (MABZ1)

166 That's not what it's about. It's NEVER what's it's about. Punishment is administered through the judicial system. The right of a law enforcement officer to use deadly force in self-defense or defense of others is about the rights of the officer, his colleagues, and nearby civilians as

The police (not a five word description, the police) ARE civilians.

“(King George the threeth) has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.” - TJ

The TX Declaration of Independence makes a similar complaint about the Mexican government.

It’s important.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (92WOr)

167 If you think Deep Impact is depressing, watch On the Beach.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (2GVsD)

168 >Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (hxCZf)

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Vlad Lenin's Embalmed Corpse at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM (GTqXr)

169 @144 Blonde Morticia , the NYC Public Advocate is next in line. He's Jumanne Williams, who's an even dummer version of Mamdani

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:03 PM (IDEQi)

170 One Hint: Break a deal, face the WHEEL!

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:02 PM

We don't need another hero.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:03 PM (jc0TO)

171 Millions of you will die for the cause, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:03 PM (vOtXJ)

172 They always run out of other peoples' money, but #twoweeks is a record, I believe.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (g47mK)

173 I hope Tim Walz is right.

I would be delighted if Minnesota left for Canada. Take Wisconsin with you. And Maine. And everything North and East of the DC - Philly - NYC line.

Who will miss Boston ? I won't. Bye.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (GvwA4)

174 ''They want war. They will have it.""


It needs to happen. Every time a fucking democrat opens his mouth its tyranny. Its always about what they will do to citizens when they get power. Never what they'll do for the country, never what they'll do for the citizens. Its always what they will DO to the citizens, and who is going to pay. Its always about who gets targeted for their grand plans. Its always about who will fucking pay. They eventually will need to be destroyed, because they aren't going anywhere, and are getting more sinister by the day. The next time they get in power the biden administration will look like it was run by a den mother. make peace with it, because there will be war, or camps.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 06:58 PM (snZF9)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (dK+Kv)

175 Barring a miracle, the shit is going to hit the fan.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (2pORR)

176 Millions of you will die for the cause, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at

I didn't know Gus Fring was a commenter.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (MGB5H)

177 Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Dr. Zaius †



† Minister of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith in the movie "Planet of the Apes".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:04 PM (a4flb)

178 The Turtles "I'm Chief Kamanawanalea (We're The Royal Macadamia Nuts)":

https://tinyurl.com/3jvj97sv

That riff was sampled by Rob Base and DJ Easy Rock for their smash hit "It Takes Two."

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (gtcuf)

179 Just for fun, Kurt Russell should run for NYC mayor next time...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (l0E4F)

180 The funny thing about people who brag about hunting others down, they rarely do the hunting. In fact, they sit in soft chairs, in offices with big desks.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (vOtXJ)

181 In other news

Dude tried to pose as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione from jail

He failed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

182
Out of the ruins, out from the wreckage
Can't make the same mistake this time
We are the children, the last generation
We are the ones they left behind

And I wonder when we are ever gonna change, change
Living under the fear 'til nothing else remains

We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond
The Thunderdome

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (jc0TO)

183 ... "hunting down" also requires well developed skills not something read during a drunken stupor from a PDF read on a iPhone.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:01 PM (a4flb)
++++
He isn't go to do it.

He's just going to quietly make it known to his Antifa pals that there will be no consequences whatsoever when enemies turn up dead. He'll just wink at and nudge his street warrior and let them get down to business.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (MABZ1)

184 How did Eric Adams leave that corrupt, wasteful city with $8bil in reserves?

He expected to have a lot more time to shift it into untraceable accounts?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (EXyHK)

185 Well that didn't take lkng to run out of other people's money
Maybe a new record for Marxism

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (Ia/+0)

186 I read today with all the freedom in NYC, Mayor Mandingo let 10 homeless tent people freeze to death. I guess that was part of his plan.

The Moron Brigade will be the first call for MN, I'm sure. Ben Had should be in charge.

I think y'all could take care of the protesters and be done by cocktail hour.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk)

187 153 Donkey got syphilus from the koala.
IYNYN
Posted by: Lizzy

--------------
I don't know, and I don't want to know.

I am curious why it is not IYKYK? Or am I misreading the acronym.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (qr+Fj)

188 184 How did Eric Adams leave that corrupt, wasteful city with $8bil in reserves?

A lack of Quality Learing Centers?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (l0E4F)

189 US CENSUS: Net international migration fell 53.8% from 2.7 million (2024) to 1.3 million (2025) -- just 321K projected for 2026

Tough to remove 50 million illegals -321k at a time. Let's keep working on it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (wwowQ)

190 How did the donkey get syphilis?

Where is Curious George?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (2GVsD)

191 >>> Which makes you wonder, who's going to succeed Mamdani?

Taylor Lorenz?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 06:59 PM (2GVsD)


Too old. New York City places a limit as: ".. and the Mayor shall be no older than twice the verified age of the oldist tree in Queens.." Records currently have the oldist tree as 350 years, so x2 that's 700 and Taylor is going upwards of 800 so she's out.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (3uBP9)

192 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (IDEQi)

193 It needs to happen. Every time a fucking democrat opens his mouth its tyranny. Its always about what they will do to citizens when they get power. Never what they'll do for the country, never what they'll do for the citizens. Its always what they will DO to the citizens, and who is going to pay. Its always about who gets targeted for their grand plans. Its always about who will fucking pay. They eventually will need to be destroyed, because they aren't going anywhere, and are getting more sinister by the day. The next time they get in power the biden administration will look like it was run by a den mother. make peace with it, because there will be war, or camps.


This is the Horde's version of the "Always Be Closing" speech in Glengary Glen Ross

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (a4flb)

194 Oh wait, are you referring to the copypasta about koala's having chlamydia due to rape culture and smooth brains?
maybe I do know.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (qr+Fj)

195 He's just going to quietly make it known to his Antifa pals that there will be no consequences whatsoever
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Not "going to". He just did.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (+iotA)

196 This busty bikini brunette appreciates a quick hit:
http://tiny.cc/hyay001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (MABZ1)

197 read today with all the freedom in NYC, Mayor Mandingo let 10 homeless tent people freeze to death. I guess that was part of his plan.

The Moron Brigade will be the first call for MN, I'm sure. Ben Had should be in charge.

I think y'all could take care of the protesters and be done by cocktail hour.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk)

Elitist marxist poseur! He has a big mansion, he should have shared it with poor unfortunates freezing in the tents !

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (g47mK)

198 This is what "lowering the temperature" looks like?!

For the leftists "Lowering the temperature" means "Capitulate to our demands" in the same way "Our Democracy" means "Our Hegemony"

Posted by: Halfhand at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (GKyrs)

199 If Minnesota wants to leave the union, let them.
One less problem the country has to fool with.
But we still demand our 9 billion dollars back.
Next up, California.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (E7+ue)

200 Too old. New York City places a limit as: ".. and the Mayor shall be no older than twice the verified age of the oldist tree in Queens.." Records currently have the oldist tree as 350 years, so x2 that's 700 and Taylor is going upwards of 800 so she's out.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (3uBP9)
++++
LOL

Every time I think Lorenz can't get any older, the Horde finds a way!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (MABZ1)

201 I guess we ought to start referring to Lutefisk as Confederate cod.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (2L+MU)

202 How about we deport Door Dash drivers who get hopelessly lost? That’ll solve two problems, no?

Posted by: Accomack at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (GbONR)

203 No, Somalis leave, Minnesota stays.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (g47mK)

204
If Minnesota wants to leave the union, let them.
One less problem the country has to fool with.
But we still demand our 9 billion dollars back.
Next up, California.
Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM

Worst limerick ever.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (jc0TO)

205 A lack of Quality Learing Centers?

Quick, learing, quality. Choose any two.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (EXyHK)

206 Holdover regulation from the old Gentlemen's Anti-vampire Voting Leagues - GAVL

Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2026 07:09 PM (3uBP9)

207 Not "going to". He just did.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (+iotA)
++++
Not exactly. He said he would take all kinds of phony-baloney prosecutorial actions against them as soon as he can.

Whether he has already told the goons to go out and start killing with impunity, I don't know. He may have. That part won't be broadcast, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:10 PM (MABZ1)

208 Years ago a guy got arrested for sodomizing a horse. Later the horse owner called the cops because she thought the guy was doing it again. When asked how she knew she responded "my horse showed signs of infection"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:10 PM (IDEQi)

209 Worst limerick ever.

===

Haiku ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (g47mK)

210 "Sweetie, relax you'll do fine. Just remember, Mother loves Wizard of Oz. Daddy is in finance.

And don't mention you left a Marxist $8 billion. It's not the flex you think it is. ...aww you're so CUTE when you pout!"

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (ciYHQ)

211 This busty bikini brunette appreciates a quick hit:
http://tiny.cc/hyay001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (MABZ1)

I think she needs a looong hit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (snZF9)

212 >192 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (IDEQi)

It's more compassionate to let people with addiction and mental problems live on the street rather and freeze to death rather than place them in an institution where they might be able to get some help.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (GTqXr)

213 This busty bikini brunette appreciates a quick hit:
http://tiny.cc/hyay001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (MABZ1)

I'd disappoint her so quickly.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (dK+Kv)

214 Feed the homeless to the hungry.

Posted by: Fritz Hollings at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (jc0TO)

215 199 If Minnesota wants to leave the union, let them.
One less problem the country has to fool with.
But we still demand our 9 billion dollars back.
Next up, California.
Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 07:08 PM (E7+ue)

Revert them to territory status and only read it when they have come correct.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (92WOr)

216 Temu Obama is a sick whack-job who should just resign.

------------

Who was it that called "Hakeem the Scream" Dollar-Store Obama?

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:11 PM (bJRuO)

217 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem.

So honestly. How many here just assume that "Uncle Sugar" will come in with food and water and heat and everything else ?

This is not a small question. I've seen Boomers and Gen Z and everything in between just assume everything will be taken care of by the land of Milk and Plenty.

Part of the problem ... and on this I do not ask because I know ... is the huge amount of people that feel no personal consequences for their actions. Includes some here. Those that have never felt personal danger.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (GvwA4)

218 Readmit, damn autocucumber

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (92WOr)

219 No to Minnesota secession. Or California.

Both states are too important.

Minnesota has iron ore, good farmland and lake shipping.
California has major ports, gigantic quantities of agriculture.
Both have a lot of industry.

I am in favor of punitive measures against both, like maybe "military occupation and a special 10% income tax until every stolen penny is repaid."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (MABZ1)

220 It's more compassionate to let people with addiction and mental problems live on the street rather and freeze to death rather than place them in an institution where they might be able to get some help.

===

Gracie Mansion!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (g47mK)

221 She thinks.
Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:35 PM (gtcuf)

With what, pray tell?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (8zz6B)

222 I'm not saying Taylor Lorenz is old, but when she steps out of a museum, the alarm goes off.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:13 PM (gtcuf)

223 I'm not saying Taylor Lorenz is old, but when she steps out of a museum, the alarm goes off.
Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:13 PM (gtcuf)
++++
:: applause ::

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:13 PM (MABZ1)

224 "Is this Fort Sumter?"
---------------
We remind people all the time that Democrats are the party that started the first Civil war, the party of plantation thinkers who think enslaving others is perfectly A-OK, but how often do you see a frickkng Democrat say it out loud? This retard just compared himself to insurrectionist politicians from 1861!! Can you believe this idiot was their nominee for Vice President of the United States?

This is jaw dropping.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 29, 2026 07:13 PM (k+wO+)

225 No to Minnesota secession. Or California.

Both states are too important.

Minnesota has iron ore, good farmland and lake shipping.
California has major ports, gigantic quantities of agriculture.
Both have a lot of industry.

I am in favor of punitive measures against both, like maybe "military occupation and a special 10% income tax until every stolen penny is repaid."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (MABZ1)

Resurrect reconstruction era controls, especially on voting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:14 PM (dK+Kv)

226 In before the federal death squads murder more innocent, mostly peaceful protestors?

Damn it!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 07:14 PM (oT7pT)

227 217 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem.

So honestly. How many here just assume that "Uncle Sugar" will come in with food and water and heat and everything else ?

This is not a small question. I've seen Boomers and Gen Z and everything in between just assume everything will be taken care of by the land of Milk and Plenty.

Part of the problem ... and on this I do not ask because I know ... is the huge amount of people that feel no personal consequences for their actions. Includes some here. Those that have never felt personal danger.
Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (GvwA4)

There was some YT commenter who exploded with rage even now because Senator Cruz went to Cancun during the deep freeze of 2021. Never mind that the TX grid has nothing to do with the federal government and Cruz could do nothing.

I pointed this out and dude flipped out.

I wonder if he was calling Cruz’s office in a panic a week ago because he is just that helpless.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (92WOr)

228 I'd disappoint her so quickly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Don't feel bad. The wristband indicates she's been drinking, so she won't remember.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (ftFVW)

229 What's funny is that NYC is a case study in what happens when you import a new population - they control the election and vote in socialism

And Venezuela is a case study in where that all leads

And Lebanon is a case study in what happens when muslims achieve majority.

There are no majority muslim countries that are developed, safe, and have equality. There are no socialist countries that are not tyrannies, There are no massive immigrant populations that don't destroy the country.

I feel like MAGA is the adult telling the kid not to jump into the fire because it is too stupid to have self preservation, but we are losing the battle.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (qr+Fj)

230 Taylor Lorenz is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

She's so old that when she was a kid the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (TN0g+)

231 No to Minnesota secession. Or California.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (MABZ1)

Then get off your couch, go up there, and make 'em.

Instead of sitting on your ass, cheering like its a football game, and insisting somebody else does it.

You want to lay the law down ? I'll buy the train ticket.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (GvwA4)

232
Look, Trump is the cause of all this disorder. If he just quits now for the good of the country, everything will return to normal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (tgvbd)

233
Taylor Lorenz tried to seduce a teenage Vic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (tgvbd)

234 The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (l0E4F)

235 Minneapolis is the Mogadishu of Muhangas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (bJRuO)

236 For a long time, I was worried about civil war. The parallels with Spain were uncanny. I even had a timeframe: July 2024. I said that should Trump open a 5 point gap over Biden, they'd kill him, and that would get the show rolling.

But that didn't happen, and the correlation of forces make any kind of open hostilities impossible for the left. They are incapable of organizing large scale volunteer units and the National Guard will not mutiny against the federal government.

What remains is an insurgency, but even there the mismatch in resources is massive. Minnesota was the perfect test run to show how the feds could be sent packing and with less than a brigade equivalent, the feds are winning. Antifa simply cannot keep sustaining KIAs and expecting its troops to hang in there. These are theater kids who think they don't carry live ammo, and now they know otherwise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

237 I wouldn't mind trading Canada- Alberta for Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

238 196 This busty bikini brunette appreciates a quick hit:
http://tiny.cc/hyay001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

The old "Squeeze the knockers" trick.

That girl knows how to pose.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (Y8DZL)

239 >I wonder if he was calling Cruz’s office in a panic a week ago because he is just that helpless.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (92WOr)

Civics has not been taught in public schools in a generation. I'd hazard most people under 50 have no idea how the federal gov works, let alone state govs, and public utility commissions.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (GTqXr)

240 No to Minnesota secession. Or California.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:12 PM (MABZ1)

Then get off your couch, go up there, and make 'em.

Instead of sitting on your ass, cheering like its a football game, and insisting somebody else does it.

You want to lay the law down ? I'll buy the train ticket.
-----

What are you wound up about? There's no path to secession and they can't leave. Nobody has to "do" anything in that regard.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (TN0g+)

241 And Lebanon is a case study in what happens when muslims achieve majority.

There are no majority muslim countries that are developed, safe, and have equality. There are no socialist countries that are not tyrannies, There are no massive immigrant populations that don't destroy the country.

I feel like MAGA is the adult telling the kid not to jump into the fire because it is too stupid to have self preservation, but we are losing the battle.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (qr+Fj)

Turkey was a good example until Erdogan.

As for your last paragraph, defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until HE ends the game, not us. (H/t, RWP)

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (92WOr)

242 I am in favor of punitive measures against both, like maybe "military occupation and a special 10% income tax until every stolen penny is repaid."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


-----------------
Make them a non-state possession. No federal bennies at all. (that would mean SSI and Medicare too.) Let them operate on an autonomous budget and see how long they survive. Feds only defend borders and those "enumerated" dealios.

(Ideally, we could do this to every state...)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (qr+Fj)

243 We remind people all the time that Democrats are the party that started the first Civil war, the party of plantation thinkers who think enslaving others is perfectly A-OK, but how often do you see a frickkng Democrat say it out loud?

And I remind people constantly that when a President says "I'll mobilize my troops against your will" that was Lincoln. And then Ike.

Would you feel better if Obama had ordered the National Guard to escort a tranny boy into the girls bathroom ?

Honestly. Many of you just don't think.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (GvwA4)

244 When Eric Adams sounds like Milton Friedman, you know the Donks have a communist problem.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (XV/Pl)

245 I, for one, am shocked.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (0sNs1)

246 In the end, when the sun explodes or a giant space rock smacks Earth straight up, it's a comfort to know that the last posts here will be to compare the scenario to a bad Hollywood movie.

"But the day of the Lord will come like a thief; when it comes, the heavens will disappear with a horrific noise, and the celestial bodies will melt away in a blaze, and the earth and every deed done on it will be laid bare."
- 2 Peter 3:10-11

That reads more like the solar system being sucked into a black hole.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (a4flb)

247 Taylor Lorenz tried to seduce a teenage Vic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Graduate style.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (ftFVW)

248 And Lebanon is a case study in what happens when muslims achieve majority.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (qr+Fj)
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Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

249 I'd disappoint her so quickly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Don't feel bad. The wristband indicates she's been drinking, so she won't remember.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:15 PM (ftFVW)

The beer bucket next to her was a clue.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (snZF9)

250 Civics has not been taught in public schools in a generation. I'd hazard most people under 50 have no idea how the federal gov works, let alone state govs, and public utility commissions.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (GTqXr)

Indeed. In my government class, they did teach us what a unitary government is and what a federal government is and which one this country has, and the implications thereof.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (92WOr)

251 Antifa simply cannot keep sustaining KIAs and expecting its troops to hang in there. - A.H. Lloyd

Shhh! Don't tell them!

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (2L+MU)

252 What are you wound up about? There's no path to secession and they can't leave.

And there it is. Nobody can leave this suicide pact.

No wonder they rattle their chains in the streets. Its not like we can just let them leave. That's not an option apparently.

So they have to extend their rule over us. Per you.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (GvwA4)

253 Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)

Except his last visit to France ! HA!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (g47mK)

254 I can't wait to experience the tremendous artistry from maestro Bruce Springsteen as he captures the zeitgeist from the MN battle lines.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (oT7pT)

255 Taylor Lorenz is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (TN0g+)

256 I, for one, am shocked.

Those were Ted Bundy's last words.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:22 PM (gtcuf)

257 What are you wound up about? There's no path to secession and they can't leave. Nobody has to "do" anything in that regard.
Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:18 PM (TN0g+)
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Correct. The Union army in 1860 had 16,000 troops. Things are a bit different today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:22 PM (ZOv7s)

258 Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
++++
Not Stockholm!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:22 PM (MABZ1)

259 Corn and soybeans are Minnesota’s top agricultural commodities by value, with corn for grain and soybeans leading in both production and revenue. In 2024, corn for grain generated over $5.85 billion in value, while soybeans contributed $3.29 billion. Hogs rank as the third most valuable commodity, with a production value exceeding $2.7 billion. Other major commodities include dairy products, cattle and calves, potatoes, sugar beets, wheat, oats, and turkeys.

Minnesota is a national leader in several crops: it is the top producer of sugar beets, green peas for processing, and farm-raised turkeys. The state also ranks highly in corn and soybean production, and is a major hub for livestock, particularly hogs and dairy.

In addition to agriculture, iron ore is a key mineral commodity, with Minnesota leading the U.S. in production. The state’s agricultural exports are substantial—$9.2 billion in 2021, with soybeans, corn, pork, and feed products among the top exports. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (jc0TO)

260 The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 29, 2026 07:16 PM (l0E4F)

---------------

"Everything within The Revolution, nothing outside The Revolution, nothing against The Revolution -- comrades!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (CegSp)

261 I hope Tim Walz is right.

I would be delighted if Minnesota left for Canada.

It would make a good poison-pill strategy for Canada, too.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (wwowQ)

262 Except his last visit to France ! HA!
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:21 PM (g47mK)
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*Looks at France*
Are you sure about that?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (ZOv7s)

263 236 For a long time, I was worried about civil war. The parallels with Spain were uncanny. I even had a timeframe: July 2024. I said that should Trump open a 5 point gap over Biden, they'd kill him, and that would get the show rolling.

But that didn't happen, and the correlation of forces make any kind of open hostilities impossible for the left. They are incapable of organizing large scale volunteer units and the National Guard will not mutiny against the federal government.

What remains is an insurgency, but even there the mismatch in resources is massive. Minnesota was the perfect test run to show how the feds could be sent packing and with less than a brigade equivalent, the feds are winning. Antifa simply cannot keep sustaining KIAs and expecting its troops to hang in there. These are theater kids who think they don't carry live ammo, and now they know otherwise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

Came real close though. By maybe a tenth of an inch.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (92WOr)

264 The beer bucket next to her was a clue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hahahaha apparently even I didn't let my eyes veer that far from her ample bosom.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (ftFVW)

265 Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:19 PM (GvwA4)

You're a dope.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (KDPiq)

266 Some shit's afoot in Iran today. Reports say an unannounced departure of their Air Force One is enroute to Moscow. And the size of our naval firepower and air assets stationed in the waters adjacent is unprescedented.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (KiBMU)

267 @219. Don't want to force them to stay. It's like the 15 year old that wants to leave home. Let them go and see what the real world is like.
Important? We will manage to get along without them. They are more trouble than what they are worth.

Posted by: Case at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (E7+ue)

268 Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (jc0TO)

269 Dude tried to pose as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione from jail
Posted by: Anna Puma

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Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (ciYHQ)

270 Taylor Lorenz is so old that when she was born the dead sea was only sick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (snZF9)

271 War, whether people like it or not is what has started. No nuancing this away.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (pDt9x)

272 >261 I hope Tim Walz is right.

I would be delighted if Minnesota left for Canada.

It would make a good poison-pill strategy for Canada, too.
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (wwowQ)

Can we trade Minnesoda for Alberta and a province to be named later?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (GTqXr)

273
Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd)

274 Heavy Meta, putting together a group right now to do a Civics 101 course.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 07:25 PM (0KSrI)

275 If The Split happens, Hawaii's going to demand their independence and go back to King Kamanawanlea or whatnot. It will be some hot blue-on-blue action.

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 06:50 PM (gtcuf)

The Kilauaea lava lake will be needed for a Democrat Disposal Site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (8zz6B)

276 You're a dope.

Well ... that kind of Tour De' Force missive is hard to debate. You nailed it, I guess. Milton Friedman would be hard pressed to counter.

I'm a dope. Well played.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (GvwA4)

277 Came real close though. By maybe a tenth of an inch.
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (92WOr)
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Yes, it was miraculous, which is why I find black-pilling stupid and offensive.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (ZOv7s)

278 The beer bucket next to her was a clue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hahahaha apparently even I didn't let my eyes veer that far from her ample bosom.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 29, 2026 07:23 PM (ftFVW)

Don't feel bad. I didn't notice it until I looked again after you said she had a wrist band. That bright yellow thing I didn't see the first time because, well....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (snZF9)

279 Heavy Meta, putting together a group right now to do a Civics 101 course.
-----

Take a ride...ride..ride...ride...

Posted by: Crusader at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (TN0g+)

280 Our grandson is a high school freshman and is in a civics course, and he texted me that the woke teacher plays NPR segments for them every day, claiming it's centrist and true.

I told him to request equal time for Hillsdale's online course in the constitution.

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (KiBMU)

281 273
Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd

They will suffer some effects of the insurrection though.

Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (pDt9x)

282 I hate f’ing election years.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 29, 2026 06:34 PM

Well, you could try bringing me flowers sometimes, maybe take me out to a nice restaurant, ... would that be so hard?

Posted by: F'ing Election Year at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (0sNs1)

283 Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (GvwA4)

I don't debate retards.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (KDPiq)

284 >PUNK A SECRET SERVICE AGENT
Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (ciYHQ)

Welcome to YOU...RUIN...YOUR...LIFE!

Posted by: Wink Martindale at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (GTqXr)

285 "Walz positioning himself as the governor of the rebels seceding from the U.S. for an unjust cause is a little too on the nose."
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All that tells me is that Walz is up to his eyeballs in shenanigans and he knows "they" know he knows it.

No elected official in my memory has ever said anything about secession from the US, at least since the George Wallace days (and I think his rhetoric was much more understated than Walz's). It's stupid talk on Walz's part.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)

286 Bruce Shitstain's thinking, dammit, now I have to come up with a Minnesota song to keep up appearances. Minnesota...Minnesota...that's where in flyover country, again? Is that the one with all the cornfields?

Fuck it, I'll just keep mentioning New Jersey and hollering "wah-wah-wah" a lot.

C'mon Wendy. I'm from Jersey, baby! Strap your ass 'cross my engines, Wendy. We're from Jersey and we're going to Minnesota, where the deer and the antelope play or some shit. Wah-wah-wah!

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (gtcuf)

287 Grant permitted Lee's defeated troops to keep their rifles and horses. I wonder if Homan will permit the Minnesota rebels to keep their pepper spray and Porches.

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2L+MU)

288 It's more compassionate to let people with addiction and mental problems live on the street rather and freeze to death rather than place them in an institution where they might be able to get some help.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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It's a combination of the "compassionate" and the cheap that got us to where we are. The ones who claim that institutions are cruel joined with those who claim that institutions are too expensive to empty, then destroy, facilities that house, involuntarily, people with mental.issues. It's not just the left, it's the "fiscally conservative".
Incidentally, from accounts by those who almost went that way, once you get past the shivering state, freezing is a fairly calm and painless way to go. But, if found and hospitalized, recovery from that state is neither.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (qfI/e)

289 I told him to request equal time for Hillsdale's online course in the constitution.

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Good move!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (g47mK)

290 Yes, it was miraculous, which is why I find black-pilling stupid and offensive.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I agree.

On another topic, you have to be watching China's current events with bemusement. Competence versus demanding absolute loyalty to Xi makes a helluva mess of armed forces when they are supposed to be reading in a year to invade Taiwan.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2swu2)

291 Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd)
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Correct, and its not even all of Minneapolis.

It is a psyop designed to break Trump's approval numbers and it is failing and it will fail more the crazier they get.

What will happen is that rioters getting shot will become "turn the page" stories, and people will tune it out. Trump will talk about Greenland, or California, and Minnesota will disappear from the headlines.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (ZOv7s)

292 Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.

Nothing exists in a vacuum. This IS a Minnesota Problem. And a Wisconsin Problem. And a Chicago Problem.

But not a Southern Illinois Problem. Nor a Michigan Problem. Michigan, other than Detriot, is interesting.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:29 PM (GvwA4)

293 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

It feels like someone sent out a message to go after her suddenly.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:29 PM (qr+Fj)

294 For a long time, I was worried about civil war. The parallels with Spain were uncanny. ...

But that didn't happen, and the correlation of forces make any kind of open hostilities impossible for the left. They are incapable of organizing large scale volunteer units and the National Guard will not mutiny against the federal government.

What remains is an insurgency, but even there the mismatch in resources is massive. Minnesota was the perfect test run to show how the feds could be sent packing and with less than a brigade equivalent, the feds are winning. ...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (ZOv7s)

Also, since the Commie-led states are mostly on the coasts, Minnesota is isolated. They're essentially operating on exterior lines, while the Feds are operating on interior lines and can move back-and-forth quickly.

I have wondered about Pres. Trump declaring Minnesota to be in a state of insurrection and then just send a General with some big balls to walk into Walz's office and tell him that he's under arrest.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (pJWtt)

295 "Walz positioning himself as the governor of the rebels seceding from the U.S. for an unjust cause is a little too on the nose."

He's got the tampon nosering brigade behind him. Be very afraid.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (dK+Kv)

296 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

You know when you are over the target ....

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (a4flb)

297 If only we can find a common ground, a reasonable compromise, lol.

I used to say, years ago:
The Dems are demanding we be clasped with iron shackles.
We don't want any shackles.
The Republican open with a counter of "how about velvet-lined shackles?"
And compromise on burlap-lined shackles.
And get angry at us for not agreeing because that's better than bare cold-iron shackles.

WE NEVER WANTED ANY SHACKLES!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (HXT0k)

298 I don't debate retards.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (KDPiq)

Nor did I ask. So do your thing. I really don't care.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (GvwA4)

299 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

It feels like someone sent out a message to go after her suddenly.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus

Her "heated political rhetoric" over the weekend.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 29, 2026 07:30 PM (MGB5H)

300 273
Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM (tgvbd

They will suffer some effects of the insurrection though.
Posted by: tubal at January 29, 2026 07:26 PM (pDt9x)
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Yeah, if the balloons go up, there will be traffic backups around the MN ANG recruiting stations.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (rj6Yv)

301 >274 Heavy Meta, putting together a group right now to do a Civics 101 course.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 07:25 PM (0KSrI)

Sorely needed. I taught both of my Mini Metas the foundation and structure of the fed gov, Federalism, etc. Their middle and high school 'social studies' classes were retarded and lacking, but mostly retarded.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (GTqXr)

302 Make them a non-state possession. No federal bennies at all. (that would mean SSI and Medicare too.) Let them operate on an autonomous budget and see how long they survive.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

The Partridge Family Never-ending Tour is available

(Dr Evil cackle, pinkie to mouth)

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (ciYHQ)

303 286 Bruce Shitstain's thinking, dammit, now I have to come up with a Minnesota song to keep up appearances. Minnesota...Minnesota...that's where in flyover country, again? Is that the one with all the cornfields?

Fuck it, I'll just keep mentioning New Jersey and hollering "wah-wah-wah" a lot.

C'mon Wendy. I'm from Jersey, baby! Strap your ass 'cross my engines, Wendy. We're from Jersey and we're going to Minnesota, where the deer and the antelope play or some shit. Wah-wah-wah!
Posted by: Delurker
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He is at the age of requiring a personal nurse in case he breaks a hip or something.

His audience other than nostalgia is gone and his importance to today's society is about as much as Killary Klinton.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (2swu2)

304 Once again, this is a Minneapolis problem, not a Minnesota problem. Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2026 07:24 PM

The webz tell me that Minneapolis population is about half a million but that the metro area is close to 4 million, out of a total population of around 5.8 million for the state.

So Minnesota has the New York City problem.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (jc0TO)

305 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

306 The civil war scenario is a but funny. While there are a lot of Dems, they're pretty incompetent and wouldn't last long

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:31 PM (IDEQi)

307 THAT MEANS NOOD

Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

308 On another topic, you have to be watching China's current events with bemusement. Competence versus demanding absolute loyalty to Xi makes a helluva mess of armed forces when they are supposed to be reading in a year to invade Taiwan.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2swu2)
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I held forth on Tuesday night at great length. I'm following closely, and I agree that gutting the CMC is a crazy move if Taiwan is still something they want to do. The point of the CMC is to provide a single command node but under divided control. Now Xi has to personally direct all movements.

It's stupid, inefficient, and it makes the other generals nervous.

I did see that Taiwan is now doing large-scale anti-invasion drills with US advisors helping them use new equipment like HIMARS. They're looking at a phased invasion and are registering their rocket artillery (so to speak) on stepping stone islands China could use as staging areas.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:32 PM (ZOv7s)

309 Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 29, 2026 07:20 PM (ZOv7s)
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Not Stockholm!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2026 07:22 PM (MABZ1)

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Nor The Vatican!

/I remember a newspaper editorial cartoon back in '82 when Arafat first met with Pope John Paul II (ugh, the first of seven times) mocking a famous photo of them first greeting each other [ https://is.gd/KTMn0C ] with the caption having Arafat saying "I too am a man of the collar."

Upon closer inspection, you see around Arafat's neck a "Hartz 2-in-1 flea & tick dog collar."

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (CegSp)

310 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

Remember when Mayorkas was impeached by the House and the Senate refused their Constitutional duties to try the case?

The sedition and in some cases treason of Mayorkas somehow never rose to the level of impeachment or actual justice.

Yet Noem, who has no crime or infraction named against her is somehow worthy of lynching.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (a4flb)

311 I don't debate retards.

I DID!

Posted by: JD Vance at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (gtcuf)

312 “Nobody in Rochester, Marshall or White Bear Lake is rebelling.”

They are revolting however.

I’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (jt/rW)

313 I knew Colbert thought the NAZIs were the good guys. His kinky vaccine dance is what sealed his love for NAZIism.

Posted by: wferrin at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (zH/g7)

314 Grant permitted Lee's defeated troops to keep their rifles and horses. I wonder if Homan will permit the Minnesota rebels to keep their pepper spray and Porches.
Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 07:28 PM (2L+MU)
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What ... what about the whistles?

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (rj6Yv)

315 Cafe is up!

Posted by: Nazdar at January 29, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)

316 299 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

It feels like someone sent out a message to go after her suddenly.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus

Her "heated political rhetoric" over the weekend.
Posted by: BruceWayne
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The uniparty doesn't want its cheap labor and fraudulent voters deported. That means easy wins and easy money is gone for them probably for generations. And they just might have to forget that second chalet in Switzerland, that ranch in NZ, and piling on millions more in grift.

We haven't seen voter responsive politicians other than Trump in so long that the uniparty fears we will want all of them to do the jobs they are being paid for by taxpayers, not the grift they get from donors and fraud.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 07:34 PM (2swu2)

317 Lebanon's civil war was the result of Yasser Arafat taking refuge there. He brought ruin wherever he went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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This is true, but he was not in every muslim majority country as they all went to shit (except, as pointed out above, Turkey for a few years between genocides, and Tucker's favorite - Uzbekistan) as soon as they got a majority.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 29, 2026 07:35 PM (qr+Fj)

318 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

Because she's the face of deporting them.

You folks ... you honestly wear me out. The mentality is that once you get here, you're here. That's how its worked my entire life.

Not anywhere else in the world. So now people are being sent back home. Just like everywhere else on the planet. That's it.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:35 PM (GvwA4)

319 Homeless people freezing to death does solve the homeless problem
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 07:07 PM (IDEQi)

Especially since they homeless by choice, or by virtue of being incorrigible shits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:37 PM (8zz6B)

320 No elected official in my memory has ever said anything about secession from the US, at least since the George Wallace days (and I think his rhetoric was much more understated than Walz's). It's stupid talk on Walz's part.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)

Walz is both stupid and will be blamed for over 9 Billion dollars in fraud that he oversaw. He may be responsible for political killings, and is liable for Covid fund theft and most likely neglect deaths of Medicare and Medicaid patients due to failure to provide funds.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 07:37 PM (rbvCR)

321 Why are they targeting Krisi Noem?

The want their first scalp in the Trump administration.

Once Noem is gone, then Bondi, then Gabbard ....

Posted by: old chick at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (F3Dlr)

322 Our poor are poor but we need more poor.
Our illiterate are illiterate but we need more illiterate.
Our sick are sick but we need more sick.
Our unemployed are unemployed but we need more unemployed.
Our criminals are criminals but we need more criminals.

I see a trend here. It appears that the only way to fix a problem is to create more problems.

Cloward Piven works when you go down to the local elementary school.
Cloward Piven works when you go down to the precinct.
Cloward Piven FAILS when 8 million people in a city ask for services that maybe 2 million can pay for.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 29, 2026 07:38 PM (gbOdA)

323
Some blue states populations theoretically pay out more to the Federal government in taxes than the money they get back with revenue sharing.

Their big problem is thinking that they can run up a massive debt that compounds while their tax base evacuates.

The frauds uncovered this year hold the possibility that a lot of funds from Washington get stopped. Even if temporarily, this hurts them fuckers.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 07:39 PM (Y8DZL)

324 Yet Noem, who has no crime or infraction named against her is somehow worthy of lynching.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 29, 2026 07:33 PM (a4flb)

I predict that the Democrats will be just as successful in removing Sec. Kristi Noem as they were in removing Sec. of War Hegseth.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 29, 2026 07:39 PM (pJWtt)

325 Our poor are poor but we need more poor.

The Tell was back in the 80s. There used to be a time when the Democrats opposed Immigration like a Catholic opposed a Rubber.

And then Reagan. And then the DNC flipped, in many ways. And the first Million Amnesty thanks to Ronnie. And then NAFTA - which got floor opposition by a majority of Dems. But a few key players went along.

Because the DNC enjoyed some Failure Theatre as well.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:42 PM (GvwA4)

326 I wouldn't mind trading Canada- Alberta for Minnesota
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2026 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

As an Albertan, that would suit me fine. I will even forgo have a vote. Just make me a legal resident.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2026 07:48 PM (8zz6B)

327 181 In other news

Dude tried to pose as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione from jail

He failed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

Oh, tell me he did the Supernatural thing with the fake badge:

Yes, I'm special Agent Yankovic. Need to leave with a prisoner. We have just 48 hours to track the REAL killer.

Posted by: Nelly at January 29, 2026 07:49 PM (7gpcF)

328 Dude tried to pose as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione from jail

Yeah. But this is a thing.

Republic is gone, Boomers. Nationalism ain't a thing. And yes, Gen Z will let you cook, or die, and they'll vote to confiscate your Social Security as well as your property.

Pay Attention.

Posted by: Nope at January 29, 2026 07:51 PM (GvwA4)

329 Thing is Eric Adams left him with an $8 billion budget reserve, but his ideas cost $80 billion, hence there is a severe financial crisis. It's not his ideas that are a problem you see.

Kock tried but presided over managed decline.
Dinkens was too stupid to destroy the city.
Guliani saved it and took the city to new heights.
Bloomberg simply held it steady where Guliani took it.
DeBlasio wrecked the city.
Adams tried to fix it. But he was Dinkins again.
Mamdani will destroy it.

Gozer the Gozerian: Choose. Choose the form of the Destructor.

We have chosen and it is Mamdani.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 08:32 PM (vOtXJ)

330 Whatever happens, think about this. there are now, in one year, 2.7 million less illegals in this country than there was last time this year.

And zero new illegals crossing the borders.

Next year, with all the crying and whining, there will be 6 million fewer illegals than in 2024. Count on it.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 29, 2026 08:37 PM (vOtXJ)

331 Can you imagine the media shit storm if a republican said the same toward donkey commies? That they should be hunted down, they should be put on ICE. Much less if a leftist or 50 were shot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 29, 2026 09:00 PM (xvV+O)

332 Do you want a Pinochet? Because this is how you get a Pinochet. The commies hated him because he did to them what they planned to do to him.

Posted by: Butch at January 29, 2026 09:03 PM (98xTj)

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