AP: "Car Rams Into Chabad Headquaters In New York City"

If you don't know what a Chabad house is, join the club. My guess is that it's some kind of community center or charity. Jewish.

Which is why AP resorts to their favorite fact-obscuring tactic: Claiming a "car" rammed something, rather than a person at the wheel of that car.

And the man who rammed the car into the Jewish center has an Arabic last name, "Sohail."

So you'll understand Associated with Terrorist's lunatic choice to make the car the bad actor in this story.

Car rams into Chabad headquarters in New York City, damaging doors
The Associated Press
A man was arrested after repeatedly crashing his car into the Chabad Lubavitch world headquarters in New York City on Wednesday night while people were gathered for prayer at the deeply revered Hasidic Jewish site.

No one was injured when the driver struck a door of a building in the complex before reversing and striking it several more times. Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch said that while it was too early in the investigation to speculate on the driver's motives, the incident was being investigated as a possible hate crime.
"This is deeply alarming, especially given the deep meaning and the history of the institution to so many in New York and around the world," said New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who called the crash "intentional."

🚨MAMDANI EFFECT:
In an attempted effort to GIobaIize the lntifada a man is under arrest after ramming a vehicle multiple times into a back entrance at 770, Chabad Lubavitch's headquarters in Crown Heights. No injuries were reported - thank God. pic.twitter.com/dTkn6ECe2A
— Manhattan Mingle (@ManhattanMingle) January 29, 2026

IDENTIFIED: Dan Sohail of Carteret, NJ was arrested last night after allegedly ramming a vehicle into Chabad headquarters in Crown Heights. pic.twitter.com/Rkp8ONogHu
— Canary Mission (@canarymission) January 29, 2026

This is "globalize the intifada" in action https://t.co/kMmLjPhK8b
— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) January 29, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 01:16 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

2 All your link are belong to Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 01:16 PM (IXZGh)

3 Muslim name.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 01:17 PM (Ora++)

4 Wiki:

"770 Eastern Parkway (Yiddish: 770 איסטערן פארקוויי

, also known as "770" ("Seven Seventy"), is the street address of the World Headquarters of the Chabad-Lubavitch Hasidic movement, located on Eastern Parkway in the Crown Heights neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York. The building is the center of the Chabad-Lubavitch world movement and considered by many to be an iconic site in Judaism.[1]"

Posted by: Nova Local at January 29, 2026 01:17 PM (tOcjL)

5 Also Wiki:

"A car repeatedly drove into an entrance of the building during the evening of January 28, 2026 (on the Chabad holiday of Yud Shevat), causing damage to the building. The driver was arrested by police, and the building was evacuated.[38][39]"

Posted by: Nova Local at January 29, 2026 01:18 PM (tOcjL)

6 Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch said that while it was too early in the investigation to speculate on the driver's motives, the incident was being investigated as a possible hate crime.

"This is deeply alarming, especially given the deep meaning and the history of the institution to so many in New York and around the world," said New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who called the crash "intentional."

Well, which is it? Intentional or who knows?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

7 That peaceful NYC man just wanted to make a right turn and the dirty jew building wouldn't get out of the way.

Posted by: It's obvious at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (TkSn5)

8 So cars CAN be used as weapons. Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (ASmqz)

9 Isn’t that those crazy Hasidic dudes?

Maybe he was legit scared. lol.

Posted by: The Ghost of A Pretti at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (4v5BO)

10 Oh, Lubavitch! That's the German director TJM likes so much.

Posted by: Movie Maven.. at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (oftw2)

11 Dan Sohail
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Durka-durka.

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (g47mK)

12 If you don't know what a Chabad house is, join the club. My guess is that it's some kind of community center or charity. Jewish.
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Community center, usually includes a synagogue on premises.

100s of the all over the world. Mrs. BD and I have had great experiences with them in locations from Europe to China and even in the US where a Jewish presence is minimal.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (Ora++)

13 Well, which is it? Intentional or who knows?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

Intentional - he drove into it, backed up, and did it again 4-5 times before cops could stop him.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (tOcjL)

14 Why do cars keep doing this?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv)

15 There has been a shocking increase in motiveless crimes in recent years. Why is that?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (AlhUl)

16 We made you!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv)

17 Iconic to whom? Certainly not conservative Jews.

Posted by: The Ghost of A Pretti at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (4v5BO)

18 As the Chinese say, “Kill a chicken to scare a monkey”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 29, 2026 01:17 PM (+VCCp)

Beats the alternative.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (F5ijr)

19 So cars CAN be used as weapons. Who knew?"

Goode & Plenti?

Posted by: man at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)

20 No mention of him repeatedly yelling 'allah snakbar' as he rammed the doors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (IXZGh)

21 My 72 year old Aunt lives near here.
3-4 Months ago, she was pushed into traffic and had her hip and shoulder broken when she was struck by a car.

Assailant was never arrested.

Luckily a driver stopped, called EMS and blocked traffic until they arrived at the scene.

She was in the hospital for 2+ months.

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (ZcsJV)

22
Just Iowahawk confusing it with a liquor store.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (Y8DZL)

23 If you watch the videos, it's obvious it wasn't an accident. He repeatedly tries to backup, and guns the car forward into the entrance. It is terrorism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (mlg/3)

24 “A Lubavitcher is an Orthodox Jew from the Chabad movement, known for outreach and community-building.”

While a Chabad house is not a house of worship, it is like a welcoming community center for Jews.

The symbolism is deliberate

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (qtPv2)

25 I'll be interested to see how Mamdani's DA handles this sentencing recommendation. I'm guessing "driving school."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)

26 "Globalize the Intifada" means kill Jews where you find them, right?

Posted by: mr tmz at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (rJ48h)

27 Why do cars keep doing this?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv)

Maximum Overdrive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (IXZGh)

28 Mamdani is "on the case" like Cousin Oliver helping out Bobby with his detective work. How reassuring!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (qBdHI)

29 The car just rammed into it, Jerry

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (F5ijr)

30 From the net

"A Chabad House will generally host classes, lectures, and workshops on Jewish topics; religious services; Shabbat meals; and special events as needed in that community. Counseling services, the Friendship Circle serving children and adults with disabilities and mental health conditions, and other volunteer services are common. Most often a Chabad House does not charge membership—if you are Jewish, you are a member. There are exceptions, according to the local situation."

It all stems from a revered Hasidic leader who died in the 1700's- -the Baal Shem Tov

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (looXz)

31 And the man who rammed the car into the Jewish center has an Arabic last name, "Sohail."
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Ah, another example of extreme right-wing violence.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (Dv3i1)

32 Well, which is it? Intentional or who knows?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (Riz8t)

Intentional - he drove into it, backed up, and did it again 4-5 times before cops could stop him.

Of course it was intentional. I was just pointing out that the Mamdani administration needs to get its story straight. To his credit (yeesh) he seems more willing to call an obvious spade a spade than the police commissioner.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (Riz8t)

33 2 consecutive attacks on Jews in NY. They never released the identity of the perp from the day before , did they ?

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:22 PM (g47mK)

34 I thought Lubavitch were the Jewish equivalent of Jehovahs Witnesses. lol.

Posted by: The Ghost of A Pretti at January 29, 2026 01:22 PM (4v5BO)

35 Also the AP knows the headline makes it sound like an arabic center was attacked.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:22 PM (F5ijr)

36 Squirt 'em with vinegar.... that'll show 'em.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 01:22 PM (jtM2q)

37 Isn’t that those crazy Hasidic dudes?

Posted by: The Ghost of A Pretti at January 29, 2026 01:19 PM (4v5BO)
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https://youtu.be/kcpCD2O7-kc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 01:22 PM (Ora++)

38 Maybe he wanted one of this big furry hats those dudes wear?

Posted by: The Ghost of A Pretti at January 29, 2026 01:22 PM (4v5BO)

39 Sohail. Arabic.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 01:22 PM (qBdHI)

40 Damned Cars.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 01:23 PM (Hpgos)

41 UPDATE:

The driver of the car was heard yelling "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" as he repeatedly rammed into the facility doors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 01:23 PM (IXZGh)

42 I think Lubavitch played LiLu in Fifth Element.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)

43 I'll have you know I was born in Brooklyn, in the shadow of Maimonides Hospital, and was conceived under Rabbinical supervision.

Posted by: Shabbos Goy at January 29, 2026 01:23 PM (oftw2)

44 Hit a patch of black ICE.

Posted by: Mr. Bean Natural at January 29, 2026 01:23 PM (OeyNM)

45 Ana Navarro would date him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 29, 2026 01:23 PM (ewjUl)

46
I wasn't aware that Palestinians made cars.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (iJfKG)

47 You guys, Sohail Durka-durka was just critical of Israel! He has a right to criticize Israel !

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (g47mK)

48 8 So cars CAN be used as weapons. Who knew?
Posted by: rickb223
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Everyone with a lick of sense. That excludes leftists and the media of course because they have none that they are willing to admit.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (2swu2)

49 Who would have ever thought that Muslims would do something like this?

...aside from everybody.

Posted by: XTC at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (6Uni8)

50 They seem kind of cultish.

Posted by: The Ghost of A Pretti at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (4v5BO)

51 Sohail likes it in the back door.

Repeatedly.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (xOqcp)

52 EVERY bad action by a Leftist is always framed in a way to remove all agency from the bad actor.

I am pretty sure that rules is in bold print on the first page of the style guide for the NYT, AP, etc.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (HlyYF)

53 Ana Navarro would ~~date~~ eat him with a nice chianti.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 29, 2026 01:23 PM (ewjUl)

Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (IXZGh)

54 I'll be interested to see how Mamdani's DA handles this sentencing recommendation. I'm guessing "driving school."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That and keys to a larger vehicle.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 29, 2026 01:25 PM (bEgO4)

55 This was on the ONT last night. The AP lived down to my expectations.

BREAKING: Man rams car into largest synagogue in Brooklyn located on eastern parkway. The suspect has been arrested and no motive has been given.
Posted by: Jan Sobieski

'Man'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Better than the average MSM report, which would have attributed the motive to the vehicle. "A car rammed into....."
Posted by: mikeski at January 28, 2026 11:23 PM (VHUov)

Posted by: mikeski at January 29, 2026 01:25 PM (Bf4Nd)

56 I wasn't aware that Palestinians made cars.

I doubt they'd have invented the wheel by themselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

57 Sohail likes it in the back door.

Repeatedly.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (xOqcp)

Sometimes you're the jihadi, sometimes you're the goat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 01:25 PM (IXZGh)

58 Intentional - he drove into it, backed up, and did it again 4-5 times before cops could stop him.
Posted by: Nova Local

Do you fancy yourself as some sort of Sherlock Holmes?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 01:25 PM (Dv3i1)

59 Better not notice, or else you’re an “ist-a-phobe”.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 29, 2026 01:25 PM (gNkxG)

60 47 You guys, Sohail Durka-durka was just critical of Israel! He has a right to criticize Israel !
Posted by: runner
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Everyone that worships protests so much in the 1st Amendment should note the modifier of peacefully assemble, not violence whether directed at property or people.

Yet another meat sack that seeks to kill peaceable people here rather than going overseas to fight and live the jihad over there.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 01:26 PM (2swu2)

61 They seem kind of cultish.

Posted by: The Ghost of A Pretti at January 29, 2026 01:24 PM (4v5BO)
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You seem kind of obsessed. And ignorant.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 29, 2026 01:26 PM (Ora++)

62 Dan, huh?

Doesn't look like a Daniel or Danforth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 01:26 PM (bss/y)

63 If it even gets to sentencing. His lawyer can probably just tell a NYC jury "the Jews made him do it," and it'll be good enough for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

64 Repeatedly crashing into? No one was hurt?

Have American Jihadis finally succumbed to American corruption, becoming infected with the Impotence of the Right?

Well that's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off

.
* I don't mean to dismiss the attack, glad no one was hurt

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (ciYHQ)

65 With one side of his mouth. Caliph Mamdani instigates and inflames the Jew-hating masses, then with the other issues lukewarm condemnation when someone acts on it. Fuck that guy. May Shaitan sodomize him with his barbed cock forever, eternally destroying his viscera with ejaculate of white-hot sand.

Posted by: Evil shitbag, but we already knew that at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (TbWk/)

66 Mamdani's statement is interesting and not what I would have expected. Beat the hell out of every statement Obama ever made about anything. The long game is real, people.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (F5ijr)

67 If only we were somehow able to communicate with this dangerous car in order that we might learn a motive for such an attack. Alas...

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (5aZAZ)

68 Those crazy cars just attacking people at random.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (RjOoY)

69 Do you fancy yourself as some sort of Sherlock Holmes?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Sherlock would just have Watson shoot him. Remember Watson had a history with fighting jihadis who gave him that wound. And Watson still had his service revolver around if needed. Different Britain back then.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (2swu2)

70 Do we know if the car was a self-driving vehicle? Maybe it went haywire and what's-his-name lost "control" of the vehicle and couldn't get it to shut down.

/sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (ESVrU)

71 66 Mamdani's statement is interesting and not what I would have expected. Beat the hell out of every statement Obama ever made about anything. The long game is real, people.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (F5ijr)
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Taqqiyah

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 01:28 PM (5aZAZ)

72 Sherlock would just have Watson shoot him. Remember Watson had a history with fighting jihadis who gave him that wound. And Watson still had his service revolver around if needed. Different Britain back then.
Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (2swu2)

'You would shoot a Noble, then?'

'I was a Soldier in India, sir. I have slain far nobler creatures than you.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2026 01:28 PM (bss/y)

73 The driver of the car was heard yelling "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY" as he repeatedly rammed into the facility doors.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 29, 2026 01:23 PM (IXZGh)

Hey! Aren't you that faggot Hebrew from Empire!?

Posted by: The Smoolyay Maneuver at January 29, 2026 01:29 PM (TbWk/)

74 Well done, Brother Sohail! Now that's more like it!

Now we need to stop pretending Anne Frank was a good guy.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 29, 2026 01:29 PM (0e5Te)

75 I'm surprised mamdami didn't have the trans ex-rabbi on his staff make the official press statement.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:29 PM (gWBY1)

76 "From the Hudson to Long Island Sound, Brooklyn will be free!"

Were the goblins cheering on Columbia's campus?

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)

77 Possibly Persian.

Posted by: 13times at January 29, 2026 01:29 PM (C6SGO)

78 From Washington Examiner's WH reporter on today's cabinet meeting:

"SBA administrator Kelly Loeffler now speaking... Trump skipped over Noem, seated directly to Loeffler's right"

Somebody's on the shit list.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 29, 2026 01:29 PM (CNl8/)

79 Free Sohail !

Posted by: Free Balestine! at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (g47mK)

80 The left: The Jews are genociding people in the Middle East. Just like Hitler! And wouldn't you do anything you could to stop Hitler and genocide?!?

Also the left: Some guy attacking Jewish people in America? Must be that Trump guy's fault.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

81
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani

This is deeply alarming, especially given the deep meaning and history of the

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This would work better if he didn't wink and cross his fingers when he said it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (Az0rf)

82 65 With one side of his mouth. Caliph Mamdani instigates and inflames the Jew-hating masses, then with the other issues lukewarm condemnation when someone acts on it. Fuck that guy. May Shaitan sodomize him with his barbed cock forever, eternally destroying his viscera with ejaculate of white-hot sand.
Posted by: Evil shitbag, but we already knew

Poetry. Reminiscent of Dante Alighieri.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (Dv3i1)

83 The motive may never be known, they vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (jc0TO)

84 He was comfortable in the driver's seat of Islam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (BI5O2)

85 Willowed:

>>>Both teams should wear frilly dresses to match with their halftime show.

That will be the dumbest halftime show. Maybe after doing an opening number, Green Day can join the halftime show and rip off Bad Bunny's dress and expose his nipples a la Janet Jackson for some press.

I'm still surprised Green Day hasn't been cancelled for the line "maybe I'm the f*ggot, America." Maybe because they replaced the line "don't want to be part of a redneck agenda" with "don't want to be part of a MAGA agenda" in their recent shows.

They are such sellouts, and if they don't realize they are part of a Democrat agenda they are true American idiots.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (gWBY1)

86 49 Who would have ever thought that Muslims would do something like this?

...aside from everybody.
Posted by: XTC

This is the sad truth of experience over hope. The history of Islam is filled to the core with violence because at its heart is the philosophy of submission. Dissenters aka infidels aren't people in such a world view.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (2swu2)

87 Apparently all cars are left-wing.
They always seem to be ramming things that left-wingers hate.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (Lo97M)

88 The left attacks us with cars and bullets. They attack themselves with vinegar and bleach.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (gNkxG)

89 NY conservative talk show host was saying the driver was dressed in shorts tee shirt and a hoodie, so he wasn't dressed for the weather either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (looXz)

90 Beat the hell out of every statement Obama ever made about anything. The long game is real, people.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:27 PM (F5ijr)
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Taqqiyah

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 01:28 PM (5aZAZ)

Well obviously but how do you explain Mamdani?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (F5ijr)

91 From Washington Examiner's WH reporter on today's cabinet meeting:

"SBA administrator Kelly Loeffler now speaking... Trump skipped over Noem, seated directly to Loeffler's right"

Somebody's on the shit list.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 29, 2026 01:29 PM (CNl8/)
==

he skipped a lot of people, including Rubio. only a handful spoke. the meeting was very short. apparently Trump has a busy schedule, hmmm ⚓️

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:31 PM (g47mK)

92 The article in the NY Post is an interesting read. Apparently the guy was going to various synagogues asking for religious help , trying to convert and generally being weird. Obviously he was turned away. Also he alleged his mom was Jewish and that he might be Jewish. Anti semitism is worsening, but I think this guy was a nutbag

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 01:32 PM (IDEQi)

93 "Community center, usually includes a synagogue on premises. 100s of the all over the world."

So what? Whatever. I just don't understand how Jews are so successful! The only explanation is some conspiracy involving banking, time travel and weather control!

Posted by: Ignorant Jew Hater at January 29, 2026 01:32 PM (ciYHQ)

94 There has been a shocking increase in motiveless crimes in recent years. Why is that?
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Isolated incidents breaking out all over. Weird

Posted by: Common Tater at January 29, 2026 01:32 PM (BACll)

95 I imagine Green Day will do American Idiot, no?

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:32 PM (F5ijr)

96 Why do you Joos keep pissing these people off?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 01:32 PM (Hpgos)

97 'You would shoot a Noble, then?'

'I was a Soldier in India, sir. I have slain far nobler creatures than you.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Forgot that line. Thanks for the reminder. Edwardian England is only one century past now but it reminds us of when Britain truly was Great Britain.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 01:32 PM (2swu2)

98 95 Pretty sure they changed the lyrics to add Trump

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2026 01:33 PM (YwEeS)

99 he skipped a lot of people, including Rubio. only a handful spoke. the meeting was very short. apparently Trump has a busy schedule, hmmm ⚓️
Posted by: runner
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I think the US forces are ready now for a punitive punch at Iran's murdering mullahs.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 01:33 PM (2swu2)

100 Candace Owens and Cucker Tarlson don't see what the problem is, Ace.

It is obvious that the car did this and the innocent driver had no control (with skis on his roof).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 29, 2026 01:33 PM (WONhk)

101 Dan?

Jewish name.

clearly mossad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (JwNbV)

102 Oh noes! Anyway...

Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

https://is.gd/WRXql8

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (Riz8t)

103 NY experiences warm embrace of antisemitism.

Posted by: Rex B at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (i+3cK)

104 Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 01:32 PM (IDEQi)

Well, since he was wearing shorts in five degree weather quite likely. I know some hs school boys do this to be macho but he wasn't a high school boy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (looXz)

105 GOJ says they are pursuing this as a hate crime. We'll see.

Posted by: Major Healey at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (abIsI)

106 Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

https://is.gd/WRXql8

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (Riz8t)

If Trump announced that....

"He's gonna make himself king!!!"

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (F5ijr)

107
"Car rams into Chabad headquarters in New York City, damaging doors"
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Must have been an SUV.

Posted by: javems at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (rhotX)

108 NY conservative talk show host was saying the driver was dressed in shorts tee shirt and a hoodie, so he wasn't dressed for the weather either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM

He was expecting his destination to be quite warm.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 01:35 PM (jc0TO)

109 So what? Whatever. I just don't understand how Jews are so successful! The only explanation is some conspiracy involving banking, time travel and weather control!
Posted by: Ignorant Jew Hater
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You left out space lasers! Dammit, we've went over that again and again for your talking points. Watch Candace Ovens if you need a refresher.

Posted by: George Soros at January 29, 2026 01:35 PM (2swu2)

110 Watson's Afghanistan wound:

The jezail is a long-barrelled weapon used in Central Asia, British India, and parts of Middle East. It was used by the elite jazayerchi troops of Safavid and Afsharid Iran, notably during the Naderian Wars. It was the main weapon used by the various ethnic tribesmen of Afghanistan in the 19th-century who deposed Shah Shuja and fought in the First and Second Anglo-Afghan Wars.

The jezail is the weapon which wounded Dr. Watson—the fictional biographer of the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes—in the Battle of Maiwand during his military service in Afghanistan. There are discrepancies regarding the location of the wound, though; in A Study in Scarlet, Watson mentions it to be in the shoulder, while in The Sign of the Four, he mentions his leg, and in "The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor" he refers to the Jezail bullet being "in one of my limbs".

(Conan Doyle notoriously ignores minute details like the locations of bullet wounds. And the actual number of watson's wives.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:36 PM (gWBY1)

111 They will spin it as far right antisemitism

Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2026 01:36 PM (YwEeS)

112 Full name: Dan Dan Mian

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:36 PM (F5ijr)

113 The Aloha Snackbar is now open for business. Mai Tais are $5 until happy hour.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 01:37 PM (oT7pT)

114 "Car Rams Into Chabad Headquaters In New York City"

We might never determine its motorive.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 29, 2026 01:37 PM (DgMqy)

115 I have to say that the Chabad we have in Connecticut are far from being a stiff necked people. They are Orthodox but don't force it on other Jews.

My kids went to a Chabad summer camp. Half of the girl counselors were Orthodox and dressed like it. The other half? I wouldn't let my daughter out the door dressed like that.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 29, 2026 01:37 PM (Vpqw1)

116 106 Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

https://is.gd/WRXql8

Posted by: Archimedes
=====
He, like those that work at the Lincoln Man Boy Love Association, however did not claim he would never seek young boys to groom again.

After his jail stint for fraud, I am sure his pursuit of happiness will include embracing his minor attracted person identity.

Posted by: whig at January 29, 2026 01:37 PM (2swu2)

117
people, if you haven't seen Trump's vid of Elizabeth Warren narrating the life of Pretti, you must

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:37 PM (g47mK)

118 14 Why do cars keep doing this?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv)

This is why we passed the kill switch in your car law ...

Posted by: HR-1137 at January 29, 2026 01:38 PM (3sXRv)

119 9/11 attacks on WTC: someone did something

Republican congressman shot at a baseball field: someone did something

Rand Paul beaten up at home: someone did something

Ilhan Omar sprayed with apple cider vinegar: omg worst political attack evar!!

Car rammed into NYC synagogue: someone did something

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:39 PM (gWBY1)

120 79 Free Sohail !
__
Free Soil? Definitely a Republican. Does the guy look like Martin Van Buren?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 01:39 PM (Dv3i1)

121
Bang your car! Metal health will drive it into a synagogue!

Posted by: Zombie Kevin Dubrow at January 29, 2026 01:40 PM (KAi1n)

122 May Shaitan (for mature audiences only)
Posted by: Evil shitbag

I have it on good authority that Queensryche is a killing word.

Do you mind if I...?

Posted by: Ignorant Jew Hater at January 29, 2026 01:40 PM (ciYHQ)

123 Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:36 PM (gWBY1)

Have you seen any photos of a jezail? The one I saw was *gorgeous* with lots of mother of pearl inlay. A gun lover might not approve, but I'm a complete sucker for inlay work.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 29, 2026 01:40 PM (lFFaq)

124
They are such sellouts, and if they don't realize they are part of a Democrat agenda they are true American idiots.
Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (gWBY1)

You have to actually be genuine first, before becoming a sellout. Green Fey was always semi-punk. Quasi-punk. The margarine of punk. The Diet Coke of punk. Just one calorie, not punk enough.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2026 01:41 PM (y9nCu)

125 I will sell no wine before its time.

It's time.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, Vinter to the Stars at January 29, 2026 01:41 PM (0sNs1)

126
Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

https://is.gd/WRXql8

Posted by: Archimedes

===========

there’s other ways to serve, and I’ll find them,” he said.

Who's going to pay this guy to do, write, or say anything? His expulsion from the MN governor's race can be traced straight to Orange Man. He's an effup even on their terms.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2026 01:41 PM (YIzYT)

127 >>> Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

Admitting the evidence against him and his office for fraud and coordinating the anti-ICE attacks is pretty damning?

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:41 PM (gWBY1)

128
You have to actually be genuine first, before becoming a sellout. Green Fey was always semi-punk. Quasi-punk. The margarine of punk. The Diet Coke of punk. Just one calorie, not punk enough.

One punk only, Vasily.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

129 Meh. Sock off, dummy

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 01:42 PM (ciYHQ)

130 Is Dan Sohail the second-greatest man who ever lived, or is he merely another victim of a venomous cabal of New Yorkers controlled from Tel Aviv?

Just asking questions.

Serious questions.

Posted by: C. Tarlson at January 29, 2026 01:42 PM (fnYb1)

131 > This is why we passed the kill switch in your car law ...
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It would not surprise me to learn the "kill switch" actually kills the driver/passenger(s) and not, you know, the vehicle.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 01:42 PM (jtM2q)

132 Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
I am at 770 Chabad World Headquarters in Crown Heights, where a man intentionally, and repeatedly, crashed his car into the building. I am relieved that no one was injured in this horrifying incident.

Why do I envision him there AS it happened, looking like aircraft carrier flight crew directing him into the doors?

Posted by: Military Moron at January 29, 2026 01:42 PM (JCZqz)

133 Was just turning its life around. New muffler, tires, the whole inshallah.

Posted by: Henry at January 29, 2026 01:42 PM (tWkg3)

134 Having a talk with Trump certainly is life changing.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 01:43 PM (Hpgos)

135 How crafty of the Jews to erect a building right in front of that oncoming car!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2026 01:44 PM (CwhoI)

136 I have it on good authority that Queensryche is a killing word.

Only if you spell it correctly. ÿ

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 29, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

137 Are we banning the cars yet?

Posted by: Piper at January 29, 2026 01:44 PM (p4NUW)

138 What is with the ineffectual attacks going on? Dude attacks a Jewish Community Center with a car and does nothing. Dude sprays a politician with a Massengill douche like she has that no so fresh feeling. Pretti kicking a taillight. Seems like our nutcases are oddly toned down lately.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 29, 2026 01:45 PM (wGerL)

139
Neighbors say the car was just turning its life around and on its way to Torah study.

Posted by: Local media at January 29, 2026 01:45 PM (ilN+k)

140 >>> Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

He plans to devote more time with his criminal defense lawyer.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2026 01:45 PM (CwhoI)

141 Chabad were at my university. They were like a TPUSA for Jews. They were among the most helpful and kind Jews I met there, always up for answering a stupid gentile question, of which I had too many.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 01:45 PM (gKWVE)

142 Polliwog, the jezail rifles are gorgeous! I'm a sucker for inlay.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:46 PM (gWBY1)

143 Crime and (No) Punishment:

Link goes to X -
https://tinyurl.com/cth4x48e

Dutch 20 y/o victim of attempted rape and murder storms out of courtroom in tears as her attacker, Somali migrant Mohamed H. (26), gets a mere 3.5 years in prison.

Last May, a 20 y/o Dutch girl was attacked in Amsterdam’s Westerpark by Mohamed H. who choked her for minutes telling her “you will die tonight, this is your last night,”

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)

144 Are we banning the cars yet?
Posted by: Piper

And apple cider vinegar?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 01:47 PM (L/fGl)

145 Trump's vid of Elizabeth Warren narrating the life of Pretti, you must
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:37 PM (g47mK)

Sounds interesting! Where do we find it? The internet is a big place.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 29, 2026 01:47 PM (FMtrg)

146 "Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again"

That's cute. I tried that on my Father the few times I REALLY screwed up.

"...and you can ground me for a week uh and uh I'll wash dishes after dinner...?"

(Cold Silence of a Lawyer)

"...and you can take the keys to the Vette and uh uhm..."

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 01:48 PM (ciYHQ)

147 Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

He plans to devote more time with his criminal defense lawyer.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

He'd best research countries without extradition treaties with the United States.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2026 01:48 PM (ASmqz)

148 This was clearly a false flag attack orchestrated by Mossad.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 29, 2026 01:48 PM (5aZAZ)

149 140 >>> Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

He plans to devote more time with his criminal defense lawyer.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2026 01:45 PM (CwhoI)

=======

Just over a year ago, he was a heartbeat from the presidency.

Now, he's walking away from elected office completely.

Probably should have said no to Kamala and kept the spotlight off of him. Gwen might have eaten him alive, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 29, 2026 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

150 lol.
Posted by: The Ghost of A Pretti

Laughing at your own comment is faggy.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 01:48 PM (gKWVE)

151 Why didn't he just use the tunnel?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 29, 2026 01:48 PM (CKIwv)

152 140 >>> Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

He plans to devote more time with his criminal lawyer.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Let's turn him over to the Somali justice system. He failed them by not doing enough to keep their fraud schemes out of the prying eyes of law enforcement. That ought to carry some sort of appropriate chastisement.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 01:49 PM (Dv3i1)

153 Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again

https://is.gd/WRXql8
Posted by: Archimedes at January 29, 2026 01:34 PM (Riz8t)
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He'll devote his spare time to practicing sucking golf balls through garden hoses.

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 01:49 PM (5aZAZ)

154 We should treat the news media as an enemy.

Every day. Never forget the hate and violence they've begged for.

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 29, 2026 01:49 PM (XLfSN)

155 >>>Neighbors say the car was just turning its life around and on its way to Torah study.

Posted by: Local media

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul4GJkerx6U

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 01:50 PM (oT7pT)

156

Trump's vid of Elizabeth Warren narrating the life of Pretti, you must
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:37 PM (g47mK)

Sounds interesting! Where do we find it? The internet is a big place.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 29, 2026 01:47 PM (FMtrg)

here you go!
https://tinyurl.com/4324hdd2

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:50 PM (g47mK)

157 Probably should have said no to Kamala and kept the spotlight off of him. Gwen might have eaten him alive, though.

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again...well, okay they've pretty much ruined the rest of my life. This sucks.

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 29, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

158 It is obvious that the car did this and the innocent driver had no control (with skis on his roof).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

It was a Zionist car?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 01:50 PM (L/fGl)

159 This was clearly a false flag attack orchestrated by Mossad.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 29, 2026 01:48 PM (5aZAZ)

And Ben Shapiro!!

Posted by: Candace Ovens at January 29, 2026 01:51 PM (g47mK)

160 I doubt the card was planning to run again anyway. It's hard to become an actual national (not just media) laughingstock as a VP candidate, because people care so little about them.

But he managed. Kamala even disavowed her decision to pick a retarded man for her ticket - during the campaign!

Even a man of his intellect had to know the Party would push him into the outer reaches, and between campaign finance fraud and Somali fraud and Chinese bribes, he's probably got a mid-eight digit sum sitting in an account somewhere.

I'm sure he and his degenerate AWFL wife were planning to collect their winnings and ride off into the sunset before any of this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 01:51 PM (BI5O2)

161 muh tunnel?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 29, 2026 01:48 PM (CKIwv)

Sounds like you have more to say.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 01:51 PM (gKWVE)

162 Timmy: ... and uh I'll never seek elected office again...

My Dad: Because you're going to prison

Posted by: Fen at January 29, 2026 01:51 PM (ciYHQ)

163 And Ben Shapiro!!

Posted by: Candace Ovens at January 29, 2026 01:51 PM (g47mK)

Or his sister. She has built in airbags.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 01:51 PM (F5ijr)

164 How are Ben Shapiro's sister's tits doing these days?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 01:52 PM (Hpgos)

165 Good thing Congress approved kill switches in cars to address the growing menace of rogue cars

Posted by: brak at January 29, 2026 01:52 PM (jGJov)

166 And Ben Shapiro!!
Posted by: Candace Ovens at January 29, 2026 01:51 PM
+++

Rumor has it his sister is amply endowed.

Posted by: Boob thread! at January 29, 2026 01:52 PM (ilN+k)

167 He looks like a fine, upstanding young man.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

168 Whoa. Microsoft took a hit today.

Steve Ballmer is now only the 14th richest person in the world.

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)

169 I will sell no wine before its time.

It's time.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar, Vinter to the Stars

Full credit for apostrophe usage.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 29, 2026 01:53 PM (Fs0KI)

170 They are such sellouts, and if they don't realize they are part of a Democrat agenda they are true American idiots.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:30 PM (gWBY1)

Plus they fucking suck. Canned, toothless, shopping mall punk rock for the 90's.

Posted by: front toward enemy at January 29, 2026 01:53 PM (TIizU)

171 They say he’s “of Carteret, NJ” but is he an American citizen?

The classic dodge of identifying town of residence as if that’s where he’s from.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 29, 2026 01:53 PM (Hkcdp)

172 Good thing Congress approved kill switches in cars to address the growing menace of rogue cars
Posted by: brak at January 29, 2026 01:52 PM (jGJov)

Dude probably thought the kill switch would let him go after Jews.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 01:54 PM (2WIwB)

173 Was just turning its life around. New muffler, tires, the whole inshallah.

Posted by: Henry at January 29, 2026 01:42 PM (tWkg3)

I can't believe you would ford the river of automotive puns. Are you off your rocker?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)

174 How are Ben Shapiro's sister's tits doing these days?
Posted by: pudinhead at January 29, 2026 01:52 PM

They're calm.

Posted by: Mammiform Protuberance Weather Service at January 29, 2026 01:54 PM (0sNs1)

175 Yes, I look forward to opening my windows and enjoying the aroma of smoke signals Tim will be sending from prison.

Posted by: Old Lady Walz at January 29, 2026 01:55 PM (ilN+k)

176 165 Good thing Congress approved kill switches in cars to address the growing menace of rogue cars
Posted by: brak at January 29, 2026 01:52 PM (jGJov)

I think it's a lovely idea.

You're toodling along just living your boring life, when suddenly some target of opportunity pops up in front of you. Like a Chabad, or an ICE agent. You can't be prepared for that sort of thing all the time. So just flip your handy dandy new switch to "KILL" and let the car do all the work for you!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 01:55 PM (JwNbV)

177 And the man who rammed the car into the Jewish center has an Arabic last name, "Sohail."

Because "Siegheil" would have been to obvious.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2026 01:55 PM (wwowQ)

178 It is obvious that the car did this and the innocent driver had no control (with skis on his roof).
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Skis? As in Russkies?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 01:55 PM (Dv3i1)

179 I'll be interested to see how Mamdani's DA handles this sentencing recommendation. I'm guessing "driving school."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 01:21 PM (BI5O2)

This guy is ready for Demolition Derby. Figure-eight track with vehicles pulling trailers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 01:55 PM (wVcYX)

180 I can't believe you would ford the river of automotive puns. Are you off your rocker?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)
===

Good question! Let's ask the rocker panel!

Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2026 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)

181 Was just turning its life around. New muffler, tires, the whole inshallah.

Posted by: Henry at January 29, 2026 01:42 PM (tWkg3)

I can't believe you would ford the river of automotive puns. Are you off your rocker?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)

***

Too late to horn in on these puns?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)

182 "Rumor has it his sister is amply endowed."

Does she know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 29, 2026 01:56 PM (ilN+k)

183 Too late to horn in on these puns?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)

It's not yet time to shift gears.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:57 PM (dK+Kv)

184 I can't formulate an opinion on this incident until I hear from Cucker Tarlson.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 01:57 PM (oT7pT)

185 I thought Suhail/Sohail was a pakistani or bangladeshi name, not arab.

Maybe it's just a loaner. I don't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 01:57 PM (JwNbV)

186 Where was TSA before this attack?

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2026 01:57 PM (KtOUo)

187 Walz hasn't ruined his life. He's guilty as sin, free as a bird, and very, very rich. It wouldn't surprise me if he retires in Macao. By all accounts, this tard has won at life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 01:58 PM (BI5O2)

188 Let's stop these car puns
On a dime.

Posted by: Oh, no... at January 29, 2026 01:58 PM (ilN+k)

189 Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch said that while it was too early in the investigation to speculate on the driver's motives

Trying to turn his life around, repeatedly, but a building was in the way, Tiffany.

Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2026 01:58 PM (wwowQ)

190 Remember Mike Wallace? The obnoxious newsman who turned his performative state of high dudgeon into a lucrative career (and who wound up being accused of sexual harassment and creating a hostile workplace and was sued for libel?) Who once, during a newsmen's round-table in the 1980s, declared that if he were in a position to warn an American patrol of an ambush, that he wouldn't do it, because he was a reporter first? Well, I just stumbled across this hilarious video clip showing our intrepid reporter in the 1950s hawking a food product called “Golden Fluffo”. It just seems so...right.

https://tinyurl.com/4s9s8xhx

Posted by: Paco at January 29, 2026 01:58 PM (2L+MU)

191 I can't formulate an opinion on this incident until I hear from Cucker Tarlson.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 01:57 PM (oT7pT)

He asks questions, you know.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 29, 2026 01:58 PM (dK+Kv)

192 >>> Link goes to X -
https://tinyurl.com/cth4x48e
Dutch 20 y/o victim of attempted rape and murder storms out of courtroom in tears as her attacker, Somali migrant Mohamed H. (26), gets a mere 3.5 years in prison.
Last May, a 20 y/o Dutch girl was attacked in Amsterdam’s Westerpark by Mohamed H. who choked her for minutes telling her “you will die tonight, this is your last night"

I get the judge having doubts on if he strangled the girl hard enough to kill. He's dead wrong to say the man didn't, but I get the doubt.

But the man was telling her, "you will die tonight" isn't proof enough it was attempted manslaughter??

If this man gets out in 3ish years, and kills someone, this judge should be disbarred and tossed out on his butt.

I hope the girl appeals.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 01:59 PM (gWBY1)

193 ....By all accounts, this tard has won at life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Have you seen his lunatic wife with the crazy eyes?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 01:59 PM (Dv3i1)

194 Green Day was pop would be punkers. Liked some of their music. Saw them at Woodstock 94 at the mud pit at the second stage. Good show. However they seem to be dim bulbs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 01:59 PM (IDEQi)

195 Suhayl is Arabic yes. NonMuslim Arabs exist.
Chances that this asshole is a nonMuslim run about the same as my chances of watching the Superbowl.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 29, 2026 01:59 PM (gKWVE)

196 184 I can't formulate an opinion on this incident until I hear from Cucker Tarlson.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 01:57 PM

+++
But what does Tay Tay think?

Posted by: Females everywhere at January 29, 2026 01:59 PM (ilN+k)

197 I thought Suhail/Sohail was a pakistani or bangladeshi name, not arab.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Arabic, apparently a version of "suhayl" meaning "smooth or easy." But i-slam spread arabic all across the sub-continent as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (mlg/3)

198 Too late to horn in on these puns?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)

It's not yet time to shift gears.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Let me steer you in the right direction.

Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (lJ0H4)

199 Green Day has always sucked as a punk band, but now they're literally just a business set up to capitalize on whiny liberal pussies.

They are on tour constantly as long as there is an R in the White House, and go completely radio silent when there's a Dem. They made their mint from people mad at GWB, then took an 8-year hiatus during Brobama's tenure.

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (5aZAZ)

200 Waltz flies to China to escape.

Xi says, i know i said i could use you but you stole too much. I can't have you trying to blackmail everybody.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (EyfuW)

201 here you go!
https://tinyurl.com/4324hdd2
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:50 PM (g47mK

Thanks! Trump sure knows how to troll the left! Haha!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (FMtrg)

202 Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch said that while it was too early in the investigation to speculate on the driver's motives

==

of course

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (g47mK)

203 Extreme Hakeem.

WATCH: House minority leader says he's "dead serious," Kristi Noem "needs to be put on ice permanently" 🤔

-
He's dead serious. Emphasis on the dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (L/fGl)

204 Just Iowahawk confusing it with a liquor store.
Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 01:20 PM (Y8DZL)

He'll be investigating his pickup truck and reporting the results at a later date.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 29, 2026 02:01 PM (/HDaX)

205 I think Walz was in way over his head with the Somali day-care fraud and the nut cases he has for Lt Governor and mayor of Minneapolis. I doubt he was even on a "fraud planning commission" or personally made as much money as the other politicos did.

He's really that stupid and incompetent. It's why he was chosen as Kamala's VP... he made her look less stupid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 02:01 PM (jtM2q)

206 203 Extreme Hakeem.

WATCH: House minority leader says he's "dead serious," Kristi Noem "needs to be put on ice permanently" 🤔

-
He's dead serious. Emphasis on the dead.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (L/fGl)

I hope Trump doesn't give in on this and fire her..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2026 02:01 PM (VE6XX)

207 Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 01:50 PM

Who wrote that overly sentimental junk for Elizabeth Warren to read?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 02:02 PM (KxQqp)

208 >>here you go!
https://tinyurl.com/4324hdd2

That's Sidebar Worthy

Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2026 02:02 PM (ZcsJV)

209 If this man gets out in 3ish years, and kills someone, this judge should be disbarred and tossed out on his butt.

--

As with the leftwing judges here, this judge wouldn't lose a minute of sleep over some other woman getting raped or killed by this scumbag.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 02:02 PM (qBdHI)

210 Bad trend: road repair projects now being enhanced with addition of 'traffic calming restriction' redesigns, turning perfectly good four lanes into three lanes. This on top of the rampant roundabout mania. Cripes, they're trying to turn us into f'n Europe. Grrrr.

Posted by: gp at January 29, 2026 02:02 PM (N8ZBc)

211 Mamdani got as much as 25% of the Jewish vote for a man whose religion teaches Jews should be wiped out.

Posted by: torabora at January 29, 2026 02:02 PM (KtOUo)

212 The riff in Brain Stew is an obvious ripoff of 25 or 6 to 4

daahhh (flings hand dismissal)

Posted by: Bad Andrew at January 29, 2026 02:02 PM (DgMqy)

213 They are Jews but anti zionist. Sort of a Cult but basically good natured they allow people to stay for free in their hostels while traveling asong as they obey their somewhat strict rules
They are rather strict saying that the Messiah must appear before the State like in the Talmud

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 29, 2026 02:03 PM (unKnX)

214 He's really that stupid and incompetent. It's why he was chosen as Kamala's VP... he made her look less stupid.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2026 02:01 PM (jtM2q)

Obama -> Biden -> Harris -> Walz

The problem with socialism is that eventually you can't find anyone stupider than you to be your lieutenant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 02:03 PM (JwNbV)

215 Immanentize the eschaton.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 02:04 PM (qFwJc)

216 Too late to horn in on these puns?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)

It's not yet time to shift gears.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Let me steer you in the right direction.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (lJ0H4)

I'm just idling along.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 02:04 PM (wVcYX)

217 WATCH: House minority leader says he's "dead serious," Kristi Noem "needs to be put on ice permanently"

==

He's just "turning down the temperature," dontcha'know.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2026 02:04 PM (qBdHI)

218 I can't formulate an opinion on this incident until I hear from Cucker Tarlson.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 29, 2026 01:57 PM (oT7pT)

actually, all you need to know is that both Mark Levin and Lindsay Graham say this antisemitic attack is the only reason the US needs to invade Iran.
Don't be in a hurry, though. There will be another reason to invade Iran tomorrow, most likely.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 02:04 PM (rbvCR)

219 203 Extreme Hakeem.

WATCH: House minority leader says he's "dead serious," Kristi Noem "needs to be put on ice permanently"
____

This is probably not an original thought, but here's my assumption on why the left can't meme, the meme has to start with a kernel of truth. Everything about the left is a distortion at minimum or an outright rejection of truth. And also that's why the left isn't funny, since humor requires the same.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

220 Well, they are cultural Jews, not religious Jews. They think that means that no one will bother them.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 29, 2026 02:05 PM (qFwJc)

221 Chabad in NYC and Connecticut is very conservative but also usually well off. Can't speak to Chabad elsewhere in the US, though.
It's very prominent in the community and so a recognizable target. Many synagogues are not as prominent for this very reason, though NYC can differ because those who can afford to live in the city have serious money, which can include security services.

Posted by: Jon at January 29, 2026 02:05 PM (pMIXM)

222 Car Rams Into Chabad Headquaters

Did Candace Owens write this?

Posted by: Delurker at January 29, 2026 02:05 PM (gtcuf)

223 Mamdani says that if all the Jews were in secure camps they would be safe from attack.

Posted by: torabora Bee at January 29, 2026 02:05 PM (KtOUo)

224 Bad trend: road repair projects now being enhanced with addition of 'traffic calming restriction' redesigns, turning perfectly good four lanes into three lanes.
Posted by: gp
_________

Didn't Kramer try that?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 02:05 PM (XvL8K)

225 Hakeem Jeffries always has a look on his face that he was just interrupted eating paste in his room under the stairs.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 29, 2026 02:06 PM (CwhoI)

226
WOOO-HOOOO,, coming in hot and hard ladies, HOT AND HARD!!!11!1!

Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at January 29, 2026 02:06 PM (DDJSl)

227 Mybad, Yurbad, Chabad - Those Jooos shouldn't've put their doors on the sidewalk. If you get air under all 4 tires hitting the curb the cars flooring counts as a flying carpet.

Posted by: Mo needs Navigator at January 29, 2026 02:06 PM (FhXTo)

228 If you don't know what a Chabad house is, join the club. My guess is that it's some kind of community center or charity. Jewish.

The shocking news here is not that a Muslim attacked Chabad House, but that Ace doesn't know what Chabad even is.

Really?

To catch you up:

Just as Christianity is divided into Protestant/Catholic/etc., and Islam into Sunni/Shi'ite/etc., Judaism is basically divided into three: Reform Judaism (a.k.a. hippy-dippy woke New Age lax Judaism), Conservative judaism (a.k.a. "normal' average Judaism), and Orthodox (strictly observant Judaism, roughly equivalent to fundamentalist Christianity). Within Orthodox Judaiam, there are various groups, among which are "Hasidic" jews, who are "ultra"-Orthodox, and are the nes you see waring traditional garb in New York and elsewhere. amongst the various Hasidic group are Chabad, and within Chabad there is Lubavitcher Chabad, and ultra-ultra Orthodox group that has mostly cut themselves off from he modern world, and which has become 'messianic,' in which they believe that their long-dead head rabbi Schneerson might has been the predicted messiah.

Their HQ is what the "cvar' rammed.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2026 02:06 PM (se8lQ)

229 Who wrote that overly sentimental junk for Elizabeth Warren to read?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Antifa spokesperson would be my guess.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (Dv3i1)

230 Aliassmithsmith told a lie:

Actually, Chabad, and the Lubavitcher Rebbe in particular, strongly support Israel and is deeply involved in defending its value and right to exist. Many Chabadnicks serve in the IDF and others contribute practical and spiritual support to the troops.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (guLpK)

231 I guess my question is, why are mohammedans and antisemitic people at the mercy of their vehicles? Why are they unable to master the automobile?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (0U5gm)

232 Of course he's not going to be charged with anything.

Polymarket isn't exactly great at predicting things, but it is great at showing what people perceive as reality.

And every time a politician commits a crime, their odds are always at approximately a million to one that the person walks away scot-free.

Virtually nobody outside the Xtremely online believes there is a possibility of justice for our ruling class.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (BI5O2)

233 Too late to horn in on these puns?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2026 01:56 PM (2WIwB)

It's not yet time to shift gears.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Let me steer you in the right direction.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2026 02:00 PM (lJ0H4)

I'm just idling along.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2026 02:04 PM

Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)

234 Obama -> Biden -> Harris -> Walz

The problem with socialism is that eventually you can't find anyone stupider than you to be your lieutenant.

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Hank Johnson and Ketanji Jackson Brown at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (Riz8t)

235 Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? I'm guessing Fort Sumter time. Or, as I like to sing, Sumter time and the living is easy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (L/fGl)

236 This is probably not an original thought, but here's my assumption on why the left can't meme, the meme has to start with a kernel of truth. Everything about the left is a distortion at minimum or an outright rejection of truth. And also that's why the left isn't funny, since humor requires the same.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

Most humor relies on some truth, or at least something true enough, that isn't obvious until it's pointed out.

If you point out truth to a leftist, they don't find it amusing. They find it terrifying and angering.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (JwNbV)

237 Who wrote that overly sentimental junk for Elizabeth Warren to read?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 29, 2026 02:02 PM (KxQqp)

Gold, Jerry! Gold!!

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 02:08 PM (g47mK)

238 everything shiteater posts is a lie , why bother

Posted by: runner at January 29, 2026 02:08 PM (g47mK)

239 "Didn't Kramer try that?"

Probably the same Buttigieg nonsense that wasted billions on painting bike lane lines everywhere. What a crock.

Posted by: gp at January 29, 2026 02:08 PM (N8ZBc)

240 Mamdani says that if all the Jews were in secure camps they would be safe from attack.

Posted by: torabora Bee at January 29, 2026 02:05 PM (KtOUo)

That does sound like him.

Posted by: ... at January 29, 2026 02:09 PM (F5ijr)

241 The USS George H.W.Bush and one other carrier have reached the middle east. Iran set to close the Strait of Hormuz on Friday for live fire drills on Sunday.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 02:09 PM (0KSrI)

242 So wait, are you saying the Chabad is the Jew Knights of Columbus?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 02:10 PM (zZu0s)

243 >>> WATCH: House minority leader says he's "dead serious," Kristi Noem "needs to be put on ice permanently"

Lefty speech never kills. Only the speech of the right does.

I think the left is jealous at the organic movement that followed Charlie Kirk's death, and want that for their wannabe martyrs. The problem is Charlie was never violent, and both Goode and Petti have turned out to be violent, aggressive brainwashed head cases.

Apparently gen z is the largest church going population in generations! Thanks Charlie.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 02:10 PM (gWBY1)

244 Aliassmithsmith told a lie

You guys are harsh. It's his truth.

He's just very very stupid.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 02:11 PM (jc0TO)

245 Oh this is gold - some woman doxxed the head of ICE and was shortly thereafter doxxed herself.

She then proceeded to go to twitter said she is getting death threats and doxxing people is wrong. No, not when SHE did it, but when other people do it

Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2026 02:11 PM (sKqQm)

246 Oh boy tomorrow on my little leftist city there is going to be an ICE Out rally. Then a bike ride in protest. The fact that we just had 18-20 inches of snow and the roads are a mess should make for a demolition derby. I hope anyway

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 02:11 PM (IDEQi)

247 Chabadnicks? Is that a nick name?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 02:12 PM (zZu0s)

248 I think it's 25 or 26 minutes until four o'clock.

Posted by: The drummer for Chicago squinting at the clock across the room at January 29, 2026 02:12 PM (ilN+k)

249 Iran set to close the Strait of Hormuz on Friday for live fire drills on Sunday.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 29, 2026 02:09 PM

You would think that they would want to conserve ammo.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 29, 2026 02:12 PM (jc0TO)

250 from the Cell Block Tango:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iGgoKypDe8

Posted by: barbarausa at January 29, 2026 02:12 PM (enw9G)

251 211 Mamdani got as much as 25% of the Jewish vote for a man whose religion teaches Jews should be wiped out.
Posted by: torabora

Pretty standard self-gassing Jew percentage; maybe even low.

Posted by: Auspex at January 29, 2026 02:12 PM (Y8DZL)

252 I gather that ICE showed up here in Shithole this week, but there's been no fracas yet.

Posted by: gp at January 29, 2026 02:13 PM (N8ZBc)

253 The USS George H.W.Bush and one other carrier have reached the middle east. Iran set to close the Strait of Hormuz on Friday for live fire drills on Sunday.
Posted by: Ben Had
__________

We should go back to naming carriers after revolutionary war battles and bees. Saratoga, Hornet, Wasp etc.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 29, 2026 02:13 PM (XvL8K)

254 in which they believe that their long-dead head rabbi Schneerson might has been the predicted messiah.

Their HQ is what the "cvar' rammed.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2026 02:06 PM (se8lQ)

wow, did not have the existence of Jewish Moonies on my bingo card.

The world, is a very strange place.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2026 02:13 PM (mP0Kj)

255 While the headline is mis-leading, I am surprised that AP stated the facts that the driver did this in the first paragraph of the story. Of course they don't give the drivers name until the end of the story and graciously quote his statement to police that "it slipped". Yeah right buddy, it slipped repeatedly.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 29, 2026 02:13 PM (hhkIi)

256 And also that's why the left isn't funny, since humor requires the same.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 29, 2026 02:04 PM (Dv3i1)

Most humor relies on some truth, or at least something true enough, that isn't obvious until it's pointed out.

If you point out truth to a leftist, they don't find it amusing. They find it terrifying and angering.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 02:07 PM (JwNbV)

Heck. Now i'm realizing that's at the core of why "late-night" comedy sucks so hard.

None of it looks like Comedy, because structurally speaking, none of it *is* Comedy. There is no redirect. There is no didactic function, uncovering the non-obvious and letting a shared little buzz of chagrin cause a bit of shared joy.

It's just regurgitating. Here's what you must believe. You know what you must believe. I'm going to say the thing you must believe. Isn't it nice how those things match? LAUGH NOW. It's the opposite of didactic. It's indoctrinary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 29, 2026 02:13 PM (JwNbV)

257 nood

Posted by: gp at January 29, 2026 02:13 PM (N8ZBc)

258 >>> here's my assumption on why the left can't meme, the meme has to start with a kernel of truth

A kernel of truth, absurdist humor, and self deprecation. Since when has the left had all three at once?

The JD meme works because he was once fatter, it's a silly memorable pic, and JD is the #1 fan of his own meme and shares it any chance he gets. And that is how you make a meme that works.

Posted by: LizLem at January 29, 2026 02:14 PM (gWBY1)

259 Lubavitcher Hasidim believe in the he state of Israel. The Satmar Hasidim do not believe it should exist as the Messiah has not returned

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 02:14 PM (IDEQi)

260 Or manly concepts. Like Intrepid. Enterprise. Etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 29, 2026 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

261 Iran set to close the Strait of Hormuz on Friday for live fire drills on Sunday.

===

WAIT!! I need to withdraw 1 trillion rials, so I can buy a carton of milk !

Posted by: mullah #243 at January 29, 2026 02:15 PM (g47mK)

262 Then a bike ride in protest. The fact that we just had 18-20 inches of snow and the roads are a mess should make for a demolition derby. I hope anyway
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 29, 2026 02:11 PM

One of those nekkid bike ride protests?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 29, 2026 02:15 PM (0sNs1)

263 They do seem to be having a much harder time whipping their NPCs into a breast-beating, garment-rending, lachrymose lather about this faggot than with George Floyd.

Which is interesting. He was a violent psycho Antifa weirdo, but it's not as if he was out kiting checks, selling dope, and mugging pregnant women at gunpoint.

Blackness is very important to the NPCs; it allows them to overlook EVERYTHING about the person, and to max out their self-righteous virtue signaling.

They just can't seem to get it up for a white boy the same way.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 02:16 PM (BI5O2)

264 242 So wait, are you saying the Chabad is the Jew Knights of Columbus?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

Not a bad comparison.

Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2026 02:17 PM (se8lQ)

265 wow, did not have the existence of Jewish Moonies on my bingo card.

The world, is a very strange place.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 29, 2026 02:13 PM (mP0Kj)

I found out recently that the Hare Krishnas do disaster relief kitchens. I never expected that.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2026 02:17 PM (rbvCR)

266 Chabad are actively trying to recruit
They do not want to assimilate in modern US culture. They attend Jewish schools. Most of the young can barely speak English. I have no problem with that. Do you ?

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 29, 2026 02:20 PM (unKnX)

267 They just can't seem to get it up for a white boy the same way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 29, 2026 02:16 PM (BI5O2)
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Way harder to grift off of white-on-white violence.

Posted by: ballistic at January 29, 2026 02:20 PM (5aZAZ)

268 A Chabad house is where you go for Chabad burgers. No Chabad burgers with cheese, though.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 29, 2026 02:24 PM (L/fGl)

269 While Hasidic do not approve of abortion they do not consider it murder as they do not consider a fetus to be a human with a soul

Do you?;

Of course Muslims are very very strict on abortion .
Are you?;

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 29, 2026 02:25 PM (unKnX)

270 Heads up!

Open letter purportedly from purged (and perhaps even executed) Chinese General Zhang Youxia was just read by YouTuber Lei on "Lei's Real Talk" channel! It's a barn burner!

Bottom line: Xi Jinping wants to attack Taiwan to show he's a military genius... just like Putin!

One problem: Americans know everything we do before we do it, and they will kick our butts!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 29, 2026 02:28 PM (FpP3s)

271 While Hasidic do not approve of abortion they do not consider it murder as they do not consider a fetus to be a human with a soul

Do you?;

Of course Muslims are very very strict on abortion .
Are you?;

They make their women shave their heads to avoid making us goyim super horny. The men never work they spend all day studying Torah and just get by on welfare and EBT

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 29, 2026 02:32 PM (unKnX)

272 Gun kills protester

Posted by: M. Gaga at January 29, 2026 02:54 PM (KiBMU)

273 Fat bottom girls they make the rockin world go round

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