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FAFO: Violent Lunatic Women Making Death Threats, Plotting the Poisoning of ICE Agents, and Spitting at ICE Agents Are Getting Fired and Arrested
The VCU nurse who urged people to...
1, find ICE agents on dating apps and then poison them with laxatives 2, threaten ICE agents with needles -- filled with saline, she says -- so that protesters can scare them by thinking they'll be infected with a disease or harmed by a poison 3, use a paralytic agent on ICE agents ...has now been fired.
"Following a detailed evening investigation by deputies and the Jackson County [Bureau] of Investigations, Morgan L. Morrow, age 39 of Ripley, has been detained, arrested, and transported to [South Central Regional Jail] following a social media recruitment of individuals to pursue and assassinate President Trump," the agency's post, signed by Jackson County Sheriff RH Mellinger, said. "Further details will be released as we continue to compile facts and further the investigation. Morrow is charged with one count of TERRORISTIC THREATS." ... The video, which featured a caption saying, "Surely a sniper with a terminal illness cannot be a big ask out of 343 million," apparently was posted on Morrow's Instagram, and comments showed others proposing the assassinations of White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller as well as tech CEO Larry Ellison and Silicon Valley entrepreneur Peter Thiel. The ob/gyn nurse who wished for Karoline Leavitt to be torn open while giving birth has had her nursing license cancelled by Florida:
UPDATE: Florida attorney General has called for the Florida Board of nursing to revoke her license https://t.co/TuEJhLjakg
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 25, 2026
Remember the inbred Somali woman who spat at ICE agents and then began making false claims about being beaten and "kidnapped" by ICE to avoid prosecution for assault? Well, this inbred retard did not avoid prosecution.
BREAKING: Bananas and rice Somali girl arrested for allegedly assaulting law enforcement pic.twitter.com/V7kcZrHggj
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 28, 2026
"Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice" pic.twitter.com/m5fphubcQr
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) January 23, 2026
Soros backed Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner says he will “hunt down” ICE agents and compares them to nazis pic.twitter.com/lFURAC2U7N
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 28, 2026
“I think we can all agree… F*** ICE!” - Stephen Colbert
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 28, 2026
So stunning and brave pic.twitter.com/EvorK1y3Ec
This happened in 2023 when Biden was president. https://t.co/IlkNE6CAsm
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 28, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 05:22 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 28, 2026 05:22 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Max Power at January 28, 2026 05:23 PM (SwyyQ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 05:25 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:25 PM (3BwY8)
#BADAZZGIRLBOSSFAIL
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (ls2v0)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Dad of Six at January 28, 2026 05:27 PM (6C9SW)
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)
Just how many nurses are in on this? Generally speaking.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 05:25 PM (jtM2q)
Just the ones that will jump on your penis at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)
video of a previous Pretti's encounter with ICE - spitting at officers, kicking the tail light out of an ICE-rented vehicle - about 2 weeks ago - from the BBC!
https://tinyurl.com/3adkvyaj
Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 05:29 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: barbarausa at January 28, 2026 05:29 PM (enw9G)
She has now been arrested.
West Virginia is Trump Country. She chose ... poorly.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:29 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (y9nCu)
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So like, most of 'em? Because in my experience trying to get a nurse to jump on your penis is like fishing with dynamite.
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:29 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be a comforting mom at January 28, 2026 05:30 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:30 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 28, 2026 05:30 PM (lFFaq)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (oT7pT)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (/5hjZ)
Posted by: Marcus Welby, M.D. at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (R/m4+)
americanmind.org/salvo/minnesotas-post-assimilation-reality/
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (CNl8/)
I am not after jail time or even fines, just something that every employer can see and know that the person is psycho.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)
So are some percentage of the people out there not figuratively NPCs but...literal ones?
I understand speaking in public can be stressful and some people are bad at it but this stands out as something a thinking human being would be unlikely to say
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (GUOwU)
All they wanna do is dance dance dance.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (IDEQi)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (vbXSk)
That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (Fs0KI)
Posted by: Henry at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (tWkg3)
Posted by: Get that psycho out of the profession at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fd
I'm more of a Spam guy.
There's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Spam; egg bacon and Spam; egg bacon sausage and Spam; Spam bacon sausage and Spam; Spam egg Spam Spam bacon and Spam; Spam sausage Spam Spam bacon Spam tomato and Spam...
Posted by: Tonypete at January 28, 2026 05:32 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:33 PM (ehY6c)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:33 PM (pDt9x)
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What, specifically are we talking about here?
Posted by: Horney 17 Year Old Boy at January 28, 2026 05:33 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:33 PM
"From My Cold Dead Hands"
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (jc0TO)
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sanctity and preservation of life, in the communities we serve. Baptist Health is a faith-based
organization guided by the spirit of Jesus Christ and the Judeo-Christian ethic.
We are committed to maintaining the highest standards of clinical and service excellence, rooted in the
utmost integrity and moral practice. Consistent with its spiritual foundation, Baptist Health is dedicated
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creed, race or national origin, including, as permitted by its resources, charity care to those in ne
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (Bw1/o)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (CNl8/)
Posted by: Enzo Moresi at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (hyQrc)
Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (eyOo6)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: Dave Ramses at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (4iXyU)
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)
Bananas, rice, apple sauce and tomatoes are suggested when you suffer from massive diarrhea, like from living in the tropics.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 28, 2026 05:34 PM (XPM1I)
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)
The goats are for fucking.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (IDEQi)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)
Sucking dicks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (g8Ew8)
I didn't have banananas in the house, but I made crepe and used good old New Jersey blueberries (that is where they come from IIRC) and gosh was it good. crepe, whipped cream, and blueberries with a little sugar.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (HErWb)
Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (/2KcO)
So, not American. Well, off you go.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 28, 2026 05:36 PM (ILvsn)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)
Sucking dicks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops
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That explains a lot of women then.
But how do you explain my wife?
(i kid, i kid.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (HErWb)
At 76 the brain jus' don't work too good. Maybe another coffee will do the trick.
Posted by: kingsman at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (ehY6c)
Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (ftFVW)
She had sickle cell and congenital heart disease but couldn’t access timely and adequate medical care."
But hey, abortion is a right.
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (vFG9F)
Trying to go out Leftist more than others
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)
Sucking dicks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (g8Ew
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man this is ripe for a Yo Mama joke but I'm not trying to be mean you. lol.
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (xcxpd)
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She looks like the love child of #DrunkDonLeMon and Lori Lightfoot, with half of their mean IQ.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (mxcAE)
Posted by: ballistic at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (3BwY8)
from AZ_Intel
"January 13 - Footage shows a man who appears to be Alex Jeffrey Pretti with a gun in his waistband, spitting on and attacking federal law enforcement officers, and kicking the taillight of their vehicle.
https://tinyurl.com/bdz8myd4
tell me again about this wonderful human being. he looks and acts like a psychopath there...
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (g47mK)
I hope they still do.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (FMtrg)
That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?
Posted by: bob
======
People that are in the darkness without the Lord in their life. Ones without self control end up in jails or prisons, ones with self control end up in Hell when they die if not reconciled with Christ.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Strother Martin, wearing aviators of course at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (Hx0tZ)
Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)
I kinda want one now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (EyfuW)
I would say “ soon” but we don’t have afterlife promises for murder, especially for the godless commie types.
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (pDt9x)
Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Kindltot
B.R.A.T. the T is for toast, not tomatoes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)
Odd you'd get it so quickly since Sweeney just launched her lingere line the other day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)
Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)
Sounds like a Huggie.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (g8Ew8)
Eh, his political hatred was his reason for existence....the left conflates politics and religion and probably has for centuries....
Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:35 PM (IDEQi)
For far too long women have been excused from the consequences of their antisocial behavior, so it's not that surprising to see them doing pretty horrible things with no thought to ever facing repercussions.
Posted by: YAAAAASSSS SLAAAY KWEEN at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (YwEeS)
Agreed. This psychopathic behavior (even to the point of public announcement) excludes her from treating patients. She is clearly incapable of "doing no harm".
It wouldn't be imprudent to investigate if she has already killed someone. Her directive is abhorrent.
And the medical personnel who will not treat badged authorities of any flavor because they disagree with their politics should be suspended (without pay) or fired, too. Perhaps a period of rehab away from the profession is reasonable - say, a year or two - to get normalized is acceptable; but these are not caregivers.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (gLikB)
IRONY!!!!!
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Ripley at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (GUOwU)
Fool! Everyone knows teachers are the real heroes.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Hx0tZ)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (pDt9x)
Ok, a retarded house cat.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Hkcdp)
Haven't had mail service since Saturday, roads were reasonably clear Monday morning
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM (FMtrg)
Very warm. I swear we could turn the heat down 20 degrees and I would still be comfortable.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)
Sounds like a Huggie.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (g8Ew
Snuggy. Huggies are diapers.
Posted by: Just a wee bit different at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (TbWk/)
That Banana And Rice Somali Girl is a product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with her, I can prove it.
Posted by: Randolph Duke at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:39 PM (g8Ew
Snuggie?
Dammit, thats a better joke. Touche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: pahound
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Molly Ringworm is a name I haven't heard in a while. Since after she dumped on John Hughes.
I assume her career is still at room temperature though because not much interest in aging teenage brat actresses.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (D+y54)
If they'd taken him into custody then (and kept him in custody) it might have saved his life.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (Fs0KI)
Please, for the love of pleasant bouquets, don't wear white clown-face with a beak nose with it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x)
That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)
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* In best Dana Carvey Church Lady voice *
"Could it be ... SATAN!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (CveCS)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (ILvsn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (zZu0s)
===
oh, you believe in rehabilitation...
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (YwEeS)
I'd have to guess, after the last six years, especially 2020-2021, the ones that are saying things are saying what a lot of them are thinking and not saying. The US didn't have the worst statistics from covid for no reason.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (//LQu)
If they'd taken him into custody then (and kept him in custody) it might have saved his life.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (Fs0KI)
Nah, whenever he got out, he'd have kept trying. He needed more than a few days/weeks in jail.
Posted by: Nova Local at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (tOcjL)
That recent video of Pretti is scary. The man was a psychopath. What causes people to go that way?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (HErWb)
Do you have a link?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (dK+Kv)
But I was just asking questions!
Help! I'm being oppressed!
Posted by: Librarian Morgan L. Morrow of Ripley, West Virginia at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (gLikB)
I assume her career is still at room temperature though because not much interest in aging teenage brat actresses.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)
All her problems are self-inflicted
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:43 PM (dK+Kv)
in my post @ 73
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (g47mK)
Starting yesterday, all of America's AWFULs are LARPing as Antifa revolutionaries.
Here's what happened: The call went out on the vast AWFUL social media network (originating from where I do nt yet know, or if it emerged organically) for all the white women "allies" to become runners/scouts for the Antifa ICE trackers. Millions of whistles (the same whistles used by Antifa) were instantly and mysteriously distributed to AFWL activsts coast-to-coast on the same day, and now they're distributing them to "every household in America" so that anytime any middle white liberal woman sees what she thinks is ICE activity, she's supposed to jump out of the car and start blowing on the whistle until Antifa arrives.
Don't ask me how I know (OK, it's because I know a lot of these AWFLs, and they're all talking about it excitedly). plus i've seen many posts on social media about it.
This is about to get real comical, real fast.
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (se8lQ)
Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (eyOo6)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Pervy Biden at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: sven
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Stan always breaks his tools and this dude broke easier than most. People may not believe in evil but that is just fine with Stan because it just makes it easier to corrupt and destroy people in the darkness he brings.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x)
So she had her 16 candles at least 3 times, closer to 4.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (9Ovst)
Please, for the love of pleasant bouquets, don't wear white clown-face with a beak nose with it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (0sNs1)
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lol
Who here has some Mad AI image skillzzzz?
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (CveCS)
Posted by: epador at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (TRnzq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: steevy at January 28, 2026 05:40 PM
For a sporting man, that's the way to bet.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)
Not like they are use to washing every day
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (Ia/+0)
@SBA_Kelly
Today, SBA suspended 1,091 firms from the 8(a) Program – about a QUARTER of total program participants – after they refused to turn over basic financial documentation for our review. In total, the suspended firms received about $5 billion from the federal government from 2021-2024.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Just a wee bit different at January 28, 2026 05:41 PM (TbWk/)
Damn. No wonder I'm cold. But I am dry.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Marcus Welby, M.D
I'm told "Scrubs" was a documentary.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (a+4eV)
Searching for "bananas and rice" comes up with more links to the broad who spouted that shit than actual recipes that use... you know .... bananas and rice.
Those recipes I might add are for various digestive issues. Mostly.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 28, 2026 05:45 PM (jtM2q)
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this is a great opportunity to make these cows do something really really stupid....
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:46 PM (g47mK)
Sucking dicks.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops
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That explains a lot of women then.
But how do you explain my wife?
(i kid, i kid.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:37 PM (HErWb)
Who's gonna tell him?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 28, 2026 05:46 PM (Hx0tZ)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 05:47 PM (GD2xa)
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:47 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:42 PM (pDt9x)
So she had her 16 candles at least 3 times, closer to 4.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (9Ovst)
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I started counting my age in hexadecimal (20) on my 32nd birthday. I recently turned hex 40 ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:47 PM (CveCS)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (8CIFn)
Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (AO8jO)
Yeah, this only ever goes one way. Where is all the media outrage over the people demanding ICE murder more immigrants? That's fine, but when people get justifiably angry at ICE , suddenly that's a national outrage we need to push to everyone's feeds
This is just like the people suggesting you run over BLM protesters for blocking the road. Some of them also lost their jobs.
Not really and didn’t Florida make that legal
I like how threatening to make a poison ivy concoction and spray it on ICE is wholly unacceptable. But ICE doing drive-by macings is just a reality we have to deal with.
I guess it comes down to whether you see ICE as still being legitimate after all the violations of constitutional rights, all the uses of excessive force, all the refusal of the federal government to have accountability for agents who break the law.
I don't see them as legitimate. I see them as the president's brownshirts.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:46 PM
"Assume a spherical cow ... "
-- your Physics TA
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (0sNs1)
@LeadingReport 13m
BREAKING: DOJ will not launch civil rights investigation in Alex Pretti k-lling, per MS Now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (EyfuW)
He is also armed, and there is short take down after he breaks the taillight.
In Twitter, they are claiming that ICE was harassing a young family of citizens, in reality that SUV was just blocking traffic because they had an operation with a violent felon down the street and they did not want the public interfering or getting hurt.
But he goes after the SUV, while armed, he had to expect to be arrested, but they let him go. I think he was suicidal. I think when he was being held down and heard a discharge a couple days ago, he got up on his knees and reached back to get his gun because he wanted to kill ICE agents. (he did not realize the gun was already gone.) So how did his mind get so rotted. There has to be more to this story, like maybe his husband dumped him, or he had some major setback in life and decided to end it. I think.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (HErWb)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 05:48 PM (0KSrI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:49 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:49 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 28, 2026 05:49 PM (8CIFn)
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (4uLDQ)
Do you have a link?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/
status/2016610715075809552?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (HErWb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Probably. All I can see is a sour aging actress that waits by a phone that never rings. Even her feeble attempts at Me Tooing John Hughes didn't get her parts or much attention.
It is kind of funny that a lot of formerly young actors or actress appearing in John Hughes films were on Psych. I think Ally Sheedy got a kick out of it as she was in several episodes as was Anthony Michael Hall.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: tubal at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x)
I started counting my age in hexadecimal (20) on my 32nd birthday. I recently turned hex 40 ...
Posted by: ShainS
It would be metal AF if you called yourself Clutch and sang it in binary.
Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (QVmho)
I would take MS Now with a huge grain of salt.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (Bw1/o)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (IDEQi)
Posted by: fd at January 28, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)
think of the zesty flavors!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: BifBewalski- at January 28, 2026 05:50 PM (QVmho)
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Heh.
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (CveCS)
Posted by: Kindltot
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BRATS diet for diarrhea. Being a Moron in good standing you got the B-R-A right, (you do know about the cup sizes, yes?)
...but T is for toast and S is for saltines.
Posted by: muldoon at January 28, 2026 05:52 PM (qgHp7)
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If my neighbors are domestic terrorists I want them offed.
Posted by: Really?? at January 28, 2026 05:52 PM (4uLDQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 05:52 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (go8bP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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That sounds like a laxative which is fitting for that network.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (g47mK)
Well he was babyshit greenish....they Netflixed his ass tan....
Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (MUJd1)
It is quite another to threaten to kill people, online. Record yourself making a plan to kill trump and then post it. How delusional, and more importantly, how fucking narcissistic! You don't even stop a moment and think you might be committing some sort of crime.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 05:51 PM (KfXOG)
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I'm surprised The Left isn't calling us "Retardphobes" at this point ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (CveCS)
But I suppose these bints think its okay since the Demonrat Pols and the FNM tap dance around and hope their followers will get the message without them having the legal jeopardy of actually saying "Do this illegal thing"
Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (hhkIi)
Posted by: 496
People with no self control, native stupidity, and entitlement historically were removed from the gene pool in the past. It seems Mother Nature is putting chlorine in the genetic pool again after a long lapse.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (+mUZM)
Posted by: bob
I believe I read that he had just quit his job. So this thought tracks.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (WmF8p)
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (OoFl2)
WTF would anyone ever give her one once of credibility?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (vOtXJ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (oT7pT)
Posted by: 496 at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM
Face down with a burly man on his ass.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: runner at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (Bw1/o)
This is about to get real comical, real fast.
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (se8lQ)
The original Stanford riots used them to distract the patriots so their bike lock guys could hit from behind.
The one who got cold-cocked by a good dude learned a lesson she might remember.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:53 PM (vOtXJ)
People should heed well this recognition of the level of intelligence of that 30% or so of the loyal opposition, the kill babies at an cost types.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: runner
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Well, you have a point if you are referring to behavior of Hamas, Yemenese, or Somalians. He did behave like they do.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Keep away from my goat! I Keeeeel you!
Posted by: mohamed at January 28, 2026 05:57 PM (HErWb)
for the party
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 05:57 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: runner
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With the cold, dousing them with a pressure washer would be most amusing. Environmentally friendly too. It would also wash their unwashed ass stench off the pavements and sidewalks.
Posted by: whig at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January
They see politicians and celebrities do it all the time. They think they are the next viral thing, a ticket to fame and fortune. Or if they do get fired, they get a million dollar go fund me. It’s worked for a few, why not them?
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Major Healey at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (abIsI)
Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (eyOo6)
WTF would anyone ever give her one once of credibility?
Posted by: The Whine Guy at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (vOtXJ)
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Wow. I just watched that 45 second clip. She says being Somali is like being bananas and rice about 4-5 times.
"You're gonna get what I mean."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 05:58 PM (ESVrU)
Don't ask me how I know (OK, it's because I know a lot of these AWFLs, and they're all talking about it excitedly). plus i've seen many posts on social media about it.
This is about to get real comical, real fast.
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 05:44 PM (se8lQ)
We should all get whistles and use them randomly. More noise than signal.
Maybe change your ring tone to a whistle.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 05:59 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)
*sniffs*
*puts tape over USB port*
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 05:59 PM (2WIwB)
Eh Boasberg just turned one loose and the grand jury no-billed her....
threatening DEMOCRATS is against the law, so long as you do not own a gun you are golden with Boasberg.
Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 05:59 PM (MUJd1)
However, when crazies are effectively officially unleashed to harass armed law enforcement officers day after day, week after week, bad shit is going to happen. And it's not likely to happen to trained law enforcement officers acting in concert.
Walz and Frey and all the behind the curtains Antifa groups have the blood of Good and Pretti on their hands.
Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 06:00 PM (5rh/l)
Starting yesterday, all of America's AWFULs are LARPing as Antifa revolutionaries.
Here's what happened: The call went out on the vast AWFUL social media network (originating from where I do nt yet know, or if it emerged organically) for all the white women "allies" to become runners/scouts for the Antifa ICE trackers. Millions of whistles (the same whistles used by Antifa) were instantly and mysteriously distributed to AFWL activsts coast-to-coast on the same day, and now they're distributing them to "every household in America" so that anytime any middle white liberal woman sees what she thinks is ICE activity, she's supposed to jump out of the car and start blowing on the whistle until Antifa arrives...
I want to see these women hurt. Hurt badly. I have fucking had enough.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (C4BAC)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Piper at January 28, 2026 05:55 PM (OoFl2)
Need to start going after the media and isolating them, and showing what propagandists they truly are.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (2WIwB)
We can order some food and I'll get a free poop, and then I'll sneak out so she pays for the meal and the lax too.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM
If you wouldn't mind dropping by for a few hours, I could use some new interior decoration.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Skip
Here, put on these wings.
Posted by: Jan Sobieski at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (KfXOG)
I am old enough to remember when your lamp got heat for Pipewrench....
Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (MUJd1)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM
Hussar Wings would be an excellent accoutrement.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mr. Jinx at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (qUkBO)
Arrest them. Arrest them all. I have fucking had enough. And it's about time for others - patriotic Americans - to have had enough. Fucking enough already.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (C4BAC)
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You just gave me a flashback. Years ago, I was working with a guy on remodels. He asked if I wanted to go to Walmart with him to get paint. I went with him. We get to Walmart and I sit down on the bench while he is inside. When he comes back out, I tell him to not let me sit out front again. He asks why and I say: It's like watching sick whales coming and going in San Francisco Bay.
He almost dropped two paint cans as he was laughing so hard.
Posted by: clarence at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (7b9Rm)
Posted by: Jan Sobieski at January 28, 2026 06:02 PM
Smart Military Blog Commentator Mind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 28, 2026 06:04 PM (ILvsn)
You know it is like that time I needed to feel sweet oral gratification....so I hopped in the ocean and looked for a tiger shark to give me a bl*wjob.....
the shithead going armed creating armed confrontation with federal agents engaged in official duties absolutely has to do with outcomes....thanks.
Posted by: sven at January 28, 2026 06:04 PM (MUJd1)
However, when crazies are effectively officially unleashed to harass armed law enforcement officers day after day, week after week, bad shit is going to happen. And it's not likely to happen to trained law enforcement officers acting in concert.
Walz and Frey and all the behind the curtains Antifa groups have the blood of Good and Pretti on their hands.
Posted by: Gref at January 28, 2026 06:00 PM (5rh/l)
What happened to Pretti was entirely foreseeable and retarded.
I as big of an opponent of militarized policing as they come. But you want to go full retard and tussle with LE while you're armed, you deserve everything that comes from that, including cancelling your oxygen subscription.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:05 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Johnny Rico at January 28, 2026 06:05 PM (EES2L)
Sounds like something like keystone cop pre talky
skit except not with police, but with Women with whistles and Antifa. The Antifa people are just gonna hear a whistle and coming running out in a group from a local house?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:05 PM (D+BhG)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:05 PM (C4BAC)
Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 28, 2026 05:26 PM (ls2v0)
But enough about Stephen Colbert…
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 28, 2026 06:06 PM (TTak+)
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these people seem to have missed that the political landscape changed in Nov '24
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:06 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Eromero at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (yw3eV)
Less than a week ago he required a giant bandaid to accomodate a laceration on her forehead received at the hands of ICE. Her mugshot shows that the injury is not only 100% healed, but left no permanent scarring or mark on that rather voluminous forehead. Bananas and Rice for the win!!!!
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (C4BAC)
Harsh words?
Unflattering photos?
No almond milk for their lattes?
What are we talking here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Lizzy
Actual thread on a local social media site from yesterday (various commenters) cut-and-pasted:
"Distributing the whistle kits this afternoon. Be prepared! DM for address."
"Yesss!"
"What are these for???"
"If you don't know then you must be ICE Get out."
"What are they for? ICE in our neighborhood kidnapping our friends, family and neighbors."
'I just assumed everyone has heard of the whistles thing today. It's for iCE."
"Thanks for asking. Whistles are bring used by all community members as a tool of resistance to alert, protect, and defend neighbors from ICE immigration enforcement. This is the "real-time alert system" to warn of agents in the area, allowing people to prepare for potential raids or avoid detection. It's very important."
"Update: I've already run out of whistles! Will be getting more in a few hours. This is spreading. Yay!"
etc.
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (se8lQ)
Posted by: Rico Suave at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:08 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:08 PM (0KSrI)
"Thanks for asking. Whistles are bring used by all community members as a tool of resistance to alert, protect, and defend neighbors from ICE immigration enforcement. This is the "real-time alert system" to warn of agents in the area, allowing people to prepare for potential raids or avoid detection. It's very important."
Neighbors..
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (VE6XX)
"Update: I've already run out of whistles! Will be getting more in a few hours. This is spreading. Yay!"
etc.
Posted by: zombie at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (se8lQ)
I'm rolling up to construction sites and using my whistle ring tone.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (C4BAC)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 06:09 PM (GPa4z)
‘You know it ain’t easy, running out of thrills. You know it ain’t easy, when you don’t know what you want. WHAT DO YOU WANT?’
Colbert: “Ice my balls, please.”
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 28, 2026 06:10 PM (ILvsn)
I hope they still do.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 05:38 PM (FMtrg)
Sadly, just words. Members of Congress swear to uphold the Constitution.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 28, 2026 06:10 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 06:10 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM
If you wouldn't mind dropping by for a few hours, I could use some new interior decoration.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)
https://youtu.be/nvrzUngEQRw
Required watching for those facing the ass camera.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (1vYii)
They want to get people to publicly announce their position now while they are at a zenith.
It is a ritual -- you get people to do something in public, and it defines them forever. They want them to stand on the corner and blow the whistle as a way to solidify their current (distorted) feelings that ICE is evil.
Posted by: mohamed at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (HErWb)
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (+2+Bx)
Posted by: Case at January 28, 2026 06:12 PM (E7+ue)
To quote 'Brazil' - Suspicion breeds confidence.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:12 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 06:12 PM (hhkIi)
Posted by: gp at January 28, 2026 06:12 PM (N8ZBc)
Posted by: wth at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: pahound at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (eyOo6)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (C4BAC)
Unflattering photos?
No almond milk for their lattes?
What are we talking here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (dK+Kv)
Bailiff? Whack her peepee.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (1vYii)
I think the administration should have a show on Newsmax or a podcast called "This Week in Fraud" and highlight all the billions they have discovered with a tally on screen. They could also keep a tally of indictments for same. Rand Paul could visit, Oz, Elon. It would be a blast.
Posted by: Random PJ at January 28, 2026 05:54 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 06:13 PM (Sy6m/)
They want people to take a public stand -- to seperate themselves from "the world." Just like in a cult. They dress the same and renounce non-believers.
It has little to do with notifying the illegals that ICE is around, and it has everything to do with indoctrination of their cult members.
Posted by: mohamed at January 28, 2026 06:14 PM (HErWb)
Yay us, protecting child molesters and rapists.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:14 PM (AywZy)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026
***
But mostly cake
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 28, 2026 06:14 PM (wzUl9)
Another tactic to get people killed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (KfXOG)
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I'm having a hard time thinking this strategy ends with anything other than a bullet riddled "protestor". Unlike Somalia's congressional representation, the ICE agents aren't in on the gag and have to respond rationally to the threat.
Posted by: Methos at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (HErWb)
(I have bolded the portions most frequently violated)
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.”
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Cheri at January 28, 2026 06:15 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:16 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)
Mmmm. Yummy. Enjoy.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 06:16 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:11 PM (1vYii)
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If you are facing the ass camera during the procedure, you need a new gastroenterologist.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:17 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Fat Chinaman Behind Banana And Rice Girl at January 28, 2026 06:18 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)
_________________
Now's a good time to go jogging.
Posted by: Orson at January 28, 2026 06:18 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:07 PM (ZxPkt)
They might have been at one time, but they keep humping their sisters and marrying their first cousins, and the inevitable occurs.
Proof positive that Islam is not a real religion. It is a death wish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:18 PM (1vYii)
Posted by: mrp at January 28, 2026 06:18 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)
_________________
Now's a good time to go jogging.
Posted by: Orson
Burpees.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 28, 2026 06:20 PM (P+WAR)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Immortally stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:20 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 28, 2026 06:17 PM (ESVrU)
Excellent point. But with some folks.... you can't always tell the difference.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (1vYii)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (yNRbD)
Posted by: Paragon at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (jKqFD)
Posted by: wth
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Just discovered an old genre, Acid Westerns.
Zachariah, Starring:
John Rubinstein as Zachariah
Pat Quinn as Belle Starr (as Pat Quinn)
Don Johnson as Matthew
Country Joe and The Fish as The Crackers
Elvin Jones as Job Cain
Doug Kershaw as The Fiddler
William Challee as Old Man
Robert Ball as Stage Manager
Dick Van Patten as The Dude
James Gang as Job Cain's Band (as The James Gang)
White Lightnin' as Old Man's Band
The New York Rock Ensemble as Belle Starr's Band
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (/bEIA)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)
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"There can be only one!"
Posted by: Obligatory Highlander reference at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (ESVrU)
Keep tally of how many whistlers you trigger, and buy rounds for the top scorers.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (hhkIi)
https://tinyurl.com/y7b3fsr9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (Bw1/o)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)
Cynical Publius was on X saying gamers ought to use controllers that deliver a painful shock when you die, like that Bond film, to cure them of Main Character Syndrome.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (jYRYu)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (yNRbD)
Same and I also now wonder if women with cluster B personality disorders are attracted to nursing and the medical field and what petty punishments they will mete out because they are having a bad day.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (AywZy)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM (Riz8t)
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Enjoy that chicken broth.
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (CyFyf)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM
If you wouldn't mind dropping by for a few hours, I could use some new interior decoration.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 28, 2026 06:01 PM (0sNs1)
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Huh. The Barrel is smarter than I thought.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 28, 2026 06:23 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Paragon at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (jKqFD)
I never understood that. They signed up to do the job. Nursing has always been real work, not an easy slog. Why did Covid make any difference to the length of their shifts? It didn't. Some signed up for extra work, and then bitched about it.
The rest of us have had jobs that required overtime, sometimes weeks or months at a time. Do you suppose that those of us who designed and built the hospitals were somehow NOT working overtime?
Get over yourselves, already.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (1vYii)
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Paragon
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It's like a coven of ignorance - like DC, like a group of MD's- they travel in a circle and it becomes a feedback loop of the same information. Any information from outside the loop is, at best, discounted.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (/bEIA)
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6h
BREAKING - Numerous prominent Republican figures are now floating the idea of broad amnesty for illegals, with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZxPkt)
it's funny because you frequently see "i'd hit that" comments regarding pictures of women.
Posted by: anachronda at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (8Xy/A)
Named for Amy Bishop?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:24 PM (KfXOG)
I had to search for who you meant. Yes, people like her and Amber heard is who I am talking about but I don't know what is wrong with them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (AywZy)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 06:21 PM (yNRbD)
I go to a doctor who was treating Covid patients with ivermectin during the pandemic.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 28, 2026 06:26 PM (FMtrg)
Mark me as one of the few.
Posted by: Mary Clogenstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZxPkt)
WRONG.. CNN of all places just had a poll that said the majority of people they polled said they want ALL illegals deported.. ALL
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)
scared of the media, might hurt re-election and a seat on the gravy train
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (ZxPkt)
I notice that nobody here has stated that all men are twats because of that idiot in MN.
But women get painted with the weakest most mentally challenged fools. Same now with nurses.
These felonious bitchy witchy twats are, luckily, a very tiny minority. And they should all be in jail.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 28, 2026 06:28 PM (1vYii)
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6h
BREAKING - Numerous prominent Republican figures are now floating the idea of broad amnesty for illegals, with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM (ZxPkt)
++++
Hell no.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (yNRbD)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (jc0TO)
It is all a cynical and evil ploy to create a Bloody Sunday so they can wave Garibaldi's bloody shirt.
It is not original, just evil.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:29 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:30 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 28, 2026 05:56 PM
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After much research I decided that prepping the bathroom with Vaseline, a Notebook (iPad), and other essentials for camping out is the way to go.
Otherwise, I would no sooner get settled than it would be necessary to take another hike.
So, no longer taking the hike but camping out instead.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (/bEIA)
scared of the media, might hurt re-election and a seat on the gravy train
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:27 PM (ZxPkt)
Hot Air would probably like your comments much more than here. Go give 'em a try.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (GPa4z)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM (0KSrI)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 28, 2026 05:31 PM (sKqQm)
Yes. Some people literally have no internal monologue. In fact, I read that one of them, when he found out that other people do, revealed that he thought it was just a storytelling device when TV shows and movies would (using a voiceover or subtitles) depict someone thinking in words to himself.
Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM (Ia/+0)
Otherwise, I would no sooner get settled than it would be necessary to take another hike.
So, no longer taking the hike but camping out instead.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:31 PM (/bEIA)
Don't forget the chocolate pudding.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 28, 2026 06:33 PM (g8Ew8)
For whatever he might have been at one time, on this issue Newt is either a) misinformed, b) lying, or c) senile. Even CNN reported poll numbers showing a majority want ALL illegals deported.
https://is.gd/WiSMSb (link to X)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 28, 2026 06:33 PM (Fs0KI)
BREAKING - Numerous prominent Republican figures are now floating the idea of broad amnesty for illegals, with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.
Posted by: Don Black at January 28, 2026 06:25 PM
The Reagan Amnesty didn't solve anything. It emboldened them.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 28, 2026 06:34 PM (IifOV)
Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 06:36 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (KfXOG)
Posted by: Halfhand at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (GKyrs)
...with Newt Gingrich saying it’s time to “have a national conversation” about illegals who “obey the law,” claiming very few Americans want to see them deported.
Posted by: Don Black
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Newt's always been full of ...ideas'
(House whip) Tom DeLay said the hardest part of his job was keeping Newt on track (10 budget reform). Said every day Newt would come in with a new idea and ready to change the plan.
- Newt, listen, we've got a plan, stick with the plan.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 28, 2026 06:37 PM (/bEIA)
Posted by: SciVo at January 28, 2026 06:32 PM
Yeah, I am one of those guys. We had a long discussion on an ONT on this subject.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:38 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: turambar at January 28, 2026 06:38 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 28, 2026 06:39 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Skip at January 28, 2026 06:40 PM (Ia/+0)
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