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Tim Walz: ICE Arresting Illegal Alien Killers and Rapists Is Just Like the Nazis Hunting Anne Frank; CNN Guest: ICE Is Going to Start Putting People "In Ovens"

The Party of Smart People, everybody.

Tim Walz stunned reporters Sunday by comparing illegal aliens facing ICE enforcement in Minnesota to Anne Frank hiding from the Nazis, reaching for a Holocaust analogy as he attacked President Trump's immigration crackdown in the Twin Cities.

Standing before reporters, Walz claimed that children across Minnesota are now afraid to leave their homes because of the administration's expanded ICE presence. "We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside," he said, invoking Anne Frank's diary as a parallel. "Many of us grew up reading that story. Somebody's going to write that children's story about Minnesota."

The Holocaust Museum had to explain that Anne Frank was not an illegal alien gang member who had been issued a final order of deportation years ago.

US Holocaust Museum
@HolocaustMuseum

Anne Frank was targeted and murdered solely because she was Jewish. Leaders making false equivalencies to her experience for political purposes is never acceptable. Despite tensions in Minneapolis, exploiting the Holocaust is deeply offensive, especially as antisemitism surges.


Fat gay retard communist embarrasses himself. Breaking news.


Meanwhile, on CNN, the Jewish Jake Tapper was informed that DHS illegal alien detention facilities are "concentration camps" and that ICE hasn't started putting people into ovens... "yet."

Jake Tapper seems to squirm a little but I'm quite sure he wasn't rude to his leftwing pal.


This Nobel Prize Laureate runs a joint called "Moon Palace Books."

Luke Thompson
@ltthompso

Jan 26

It's a choice to put the owner of "Moon Palace Books" on tv as a representative of the Minnesota business community. That the CNN producers thought it was a good choice is telling.

Posted by: Ace at 03:45 PM




Comments

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1 liars!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 03:46 PM (Cjt/F)

2 doing what they do best!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 03:47 PM (Cjt/F)

3 nooding now

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 03:47 PM (Cjt/F)

4 CNN Guest: ICE Is Going to Start Putting People "In Ovens"

Have you been to Somalia?!?! It's hot a fuck!

Posted by: Confused Moron at January 27, 2026 03:48 PM (qRFD6)

5 If that's the case...better stay out of their way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

6 Democrats: The Party of Hamas and Somehow Also Anne Frank

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:48 PM (cxiKi)

7 fucking commies!

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (jrgJz)

8 Meanwhile, on CNN, the Jewish Jake Tapper was informed that DHS illegal alien detention facilities are "concentration camps" and that ICE hasn't started putting people into ovens... "yet."

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America sounds awful.

All immigrants should leave before the ovens fire up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

9 WSJ gave Walz top spot on their Opinion page today.

I’m sure it was just as coherent as his recent speech. /s

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (Hkcdp)

10 Somebody's going to write that children's story about Minnesota.

And I'm going to read it to them. Naked.

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (68/6A)

11 Willowed from last thread:


422 Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

I couldn't do what she does. She has seen some truly awful things in the last 10 years.

The first thing she harped on my son for was even riding on a motorcycle, neverminded getting one (he listened to her).

They are called donor cycles for a reason.

Posted by: Ann at January 27, 2026 03:47 PM (w9jrX)

Posted by: Ann at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (w9jrX)

12 party of mind-numbed robots, more like ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (Cjt/F)

13 You'll never find my ass in Moon Palace Books.

Posted by: Pantsless Sociopath at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (oftw2)

14 So close to Pride Month, I mean Holocaust Rememberance Day??

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (cxiKi)

15 Is anyone creeped out by that sign language freak?

When did Gilbert Gottfried rape an ostrich egg?

It distracts from the communism.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 27, 2026 03:50 PM (SjXb3)

16 Willowed:

Trump is currently visiting local businesses in IA. He is currently at the Machine Shed in Urbandale, which Martha M. informed us all is a local farm equipment company.

Errr, ummm, no dear Martha, as anyone knows in N IL or E IA Machine Shed is a restaurant chain, known for down home family style food. And you can plainly tell by looking at the footage. A John Deere sign does not make it an equipment dealer.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 27, 2026 03:46 PM (55Qr6)

That should be obvious. Even Trump isn’t rich enough to shop at a John Deere dealer.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 27, 2026 03:50 PM (l3YAf)

17 These retards are obsessed with casting themselves as Storming Normandy.

Posted by: XTC at January 27, 2026 03:50 PM (6Uni8)

18 Frankly, I am surprised by that statement from the US Holocaust Museum. I guess I am too used to betrayal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 03:50 PM (jc0TO)

19 When you’ve lost the Holocaust Museum…

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (EXyHK)

20 Where exactly are these ovens, Jake Tapper?
They don’t even try to sound plausible, just use the most extreme propaganda and scare the NPCs into total meltdown.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (Hkcdp)

21 "It's a choice to put the owner of "Moon Palace Books" on tv as a representative of the Minnesota business community."

Who knows, it might be the least leftist bookshop in the metropolis. The whole place has been crazy lefty going all the way back to VietNam, at least.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (N8ZBc)

22 Jake's guest sure has a nose for concentration camps. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (wBaIH)

23 Meanwhile, on CNN, the Jewish Jake Tapper was informed that DHS illegal alien detention facilities are "concentration camps" and that ICE hasn't started putting people into ovens... "yet."
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Projection

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (Dv3i1)

24 Tim Walz stunned reporters Sunday by comparing illegal aliens facing ICE enforcement in Minnesota to Anne Frank

RETARD!

Posted by: Donny Two Sccops, driving by in The Beast at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (ULPxl)

25 Nothin says lovin like something from the oven!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (Kt19C)

26 Histrionic psychopaths.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

27 ICE Is Going to Start Putting People "In Ovens"
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That right there is my favorite fever dream of the week.

Maybe month.

Every time they find a ICE agent checking out appliance stores they can post it on ICE Watch.

"SEE!! SEE!!! It's HAPPENING!!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (krQz2)

28 Nothin says lovin like something from the oven!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (Kt19C)

*pokes belly*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)

29 Running some ovens and furnaces might warm this place upa bit. It's freezing out there.

Posted by: Chilly Willy at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (oftw2)

30 CNN Guest: ICE Is Going to Start Putting People "In Ovens"


About time. It is cold up there in minnesota.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (0N4FZ)

31 Democrats pretend they freed the slaves, granted Civil Rights and fought the Nazis when in reality they kept slaves, fought against Civil Rights and were Nazi sympathizers. It's something.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (cxiKi)

32 that is to say, mind-numbed murderbots!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (Cjt/F)

33 23 Meanwhile, on CNN, the Jewish Jake Tapper was informed that DHS illegal alien detention facilities are "concentration camps" and that ICE hasn't started putting people into ovens... "yet."
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Projection

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (Dv3i1)

=====

Sid was around this morning saying we needed to be purged.

I'm sure it was just a turn of phrase and he actually meant "treated with respect in the ebb and flow of the democratic process."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

34 We're going to hell, Commisar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (zZu0s)

35 ICE is enforcing laws enacted by congress. The trouble comes when they are attacked, resisted and impeded as encouraged by Waltz, Frey, Omar and others. Compare this to Texas where they obey federal law with no rioting or deaths while deporting more than 100 times the illegals that they are deporting in Minnesota.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (syu79)

36 13 You'll never find my ass in Moon Palace Books.
Posted by: Pantsless Sociopath at January 27, 2026 03:49 PM (oftw2)
_______
Are you saying your ass is for sale somewhere else?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (s0JqF)

37 BOMBSHELL: Alex Pretti, the Minneapolis protester had a prior run-in with ICE just a WEEK earlier. He obstructed an immigration op, got tackled by agents (broke his rib), but they released him on scene.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (ewjUl)

38
I fear that all the AWFLs are really witches and want to boil children down in large caldrons.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (krQz2)

39 'Moon Palace Books'

As I'm watching the guy for some reason Three Dog Night's song 'Liar' keeps playing in my head.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (QGaXH)

40 Jake's guest sure has a nose for concentration camps. IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM


I'm choking here.

That was so bad.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (jc0TO)

41 Why is that commie douchebag wearing a pink winter hat indoors? Some sort of statement? Probably. All these raging maniacs do is preen and make statements.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

42 What's with the bald non-binary retard doing sign language and smiling WAY too much?

Posted by: DEI for the deaf at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (TbWk/)

43 We're going to hell, Commisar.

Alles klar?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (EXyHK)

44 35 ICE is enforcing laws enacted by congress. The trouble comes when they are attacked, resisted and impeded as encouraged by Waltz, Frey, Omar and others. Compare this to Texas where they obey federal law with no rioting or deaths while deporting more than 100 times the illegals that they are deporting in Minnesota.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (syu79)

=====

Trump was never supposed to actually reverse immigration.

Trump was never supposed to find the fraud in the immigration system.

Trump was never supposed to survive Butler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

45 37 Guy was determined to be a martyr.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (N8ZBc)

46 That bald sign language lady who does the Elaine Benes dance while gesticulating is just another bit of performative justice BS. Everybody has captions on their TVs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (kpS4V)

47 Is anyone creeped out by that sign language freak?

When did Gilbert Gottfried rape an ostrich egg?

It distracts from the communism.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 27, 2026 03:50 PM (SjXb3)


Fright sight!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (wVcYX)

48 "We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside"

Lotsa whining and boo-hooing from the left about people (supposedly) afraid to leave their houses. Well ... why are they afraid? Because they're illegal criminals? Then they should be afraid.

Retards like Walz and others are only highlighting why ICE is there in the first place: because the city is crawling with criminal illegals. It's about time criminals start fearing law enforcement again.

If you're an immigrant in the country legally, you have zero to fear from ICE. Like, literally zero. It's sorta like walking through security at the airport. If you're not packing a machine gun and a pound of coke, you've got nothing to worry about. But if you do, then you should be worried.

One more thing to those illegals hiding from ICE in their houses: ICE can get you in your house too.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

49 That retard said The Diary of Anne Frank is a children's book.

He actually, retardedly said that retarded thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (BI5O2)

50 26, there it is in a nutshell

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 27, 2026 03:54 PM (Cjt/F)

51 Is this the warmth of collectivism I've been hearing about?

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 03:54 PM (vFG9F)

52 Hysterical faggots being hysterical faggots. News at 11!

Posted by: Barf at January 27, 2026 03:54 PM (5aZAZ)

53 Ah, the moon palace... not to be confused by the Sun Room.

Posted by: Inogame at January 27, 2026 03:54 PM (53oGX)

54 Some of the Reich's first victims were the mentally disabled. Walz wouldn't stand a chance.

Posted by: Get On The Bus! at January 27, 2026 03:54 PM (oftw2)

55 Say, is Obama National Security Advisor Ben Rhodes still on the National Holocaust Museum board?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2026 03:54 PM (Hkcdp)

56 Since leftists always show their hand, this guy saying ICE is going to start putting people in ovens is him wishing they could put us in ovens

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (syu79)

57 [face palm gesture]

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (g47mK)

58 Sid was around this morning saying we needed to be purged.

I'm sure it was just a turn of phrase and he actually meant "treated with respect in the ebb and flow of the democratic process."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 03:52 PM (GBKbO)
---
What did he say about Capitol Executioner Michael Byrd?

If they want to screech about "executions" they need to consider incidents that look a lot more like executions than Good who was moving her car without concern for engaging officer's safety.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (krQz2)

59
>>It's a choice to put the owner of "Moon Palace Books" on tv as a representative of the Minnesota business community. That the CNN producers thought it was a good choice is telling.

=============

I'd put these curiosities on as an exhibition, not an expert or representative. I bet at some point even people like Jake Tapper are going to yell Enough.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (rCdCn)

60 The NFL sucks, but you probably don't hate the league as much as you should

https://tinyurl.com/35epa8cr

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (r/2wJ)

61 Now I want to go to the Machine Shed:
https://shorturl.at/u4zuv

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (ULPxl)

62 49 That retard said The Diary of Anne Frank is a children's book.

He actually, retardedly said that retarded thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (BI5O2)
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The only books he knows are children's books. Especially pornographic ones. The fact is he has the face of the neighborhood child molester. Even worse than Biden.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (s0JqF)

63 They want violent insurrection.

They call people nazis because they want to make it acceptable to murder them.

They want you dead.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (zjgNU)

64 Comparisons the left has made in the last two weeks:

- breaking into a church to hunt ICE agents is just like Jesus chasing out the money changes

- arresting illegal alien pedophiles and rapists is just like the Nazis arresting Anne Frank.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (HXT0k)

65 48 If you're an immigrant in the country legally, you have zero to fear from ICE. Like, literally zero. It's sorta like walking through security at the airport. If you're not packing a machine gun and a pound of coke, you've got nothing to worry about. But if you do, then you should be worried.

One more thing to those illegals hiding from ICE in their houses: ICE can get you in your house too.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

=====

"Even under Republican presidents, we're left alone." It's the thinking that immigrants could have until 2025.

No Republican will ever run for president and have a chance on anything less than mass deportations for a generation.

The incentives have changed. Completely. "I can just hang out in the shadows and maybe eventually I'll just get citizenship," doesn't work anymore when every 4 years we can get another president who says, "ICE going door to door is the mild option."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

66 Linda Good. She looked like a witch.

Proves my point.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 03:56 PM (krQz2)

67 They should burn in fucking hell for pulling this shit on Holocaust Rememberance Day.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:56 PM (cxiKi)

68 58 What did he say about Capitol Executioner Michael Byrd?

If they want to screech about "executions" they need to consider incidents that look a lot more like executions than Good who was moving her car without concern for engaging officer's safety.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (krQz2)

=====

He quickly started talking about how much he likes to eat hobo ass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

69 Yeah Walz would have been a prime candidate for Aktion T4.

Of course, these days, those kinds of nurses all play for his team.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (BI5O2)

70 Comparisons the left has made in the last two weeks:

- breaking into a church to hunt ICE agents is just like Jesus chasing out the money changes

- arresting illegal alien pedophiles and rapists is just like the Nazis arresting Anne Frank.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 27, 2026 03:55 PM (HXT0k)
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A non-fixed platform world can contain multitudes.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (krQz2)

71 When did Gilbert Gottfried rape an ostrich egg?

Posted by: sifty boones



Love is Love, H8r!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)

72 "- breaking into a church to hunt ICE agents is just like Jesus chasing out the money changes

- arresting illegal alien pedophiles and rapists is just like the Nazis arresting Anne Frank.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice"


Wait until they crucify Tim Walz.

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (vFG9F)

73 This country could enter a new era of prosperity if we, as a nation, rose up and told every woman over 30 with no children and every flaming homosexual to shut the fuck up and get in line.

Every. Single. Time you see stories like this and it's some AWFL or ridiculous caricature of a power bottom boo-hoo whining and crying because someone said mean words and their words are literally violence and genocide to whatever supposedly-marginalized faction of obnoxious asswads they belong to. Shut uppppppp.

Posted by: Barf at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (5aZAZ)

74 Does Walz know anything about the millions slaughtered by his ChiCom buddies?

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (C6lX6)

75 Nothin' sez luvin like someone citin' ovens.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (TezPK)

76 >> That retard said The Diary of Anne Frank is a children's book.

Not enough masturbation for a modern liberal children’s book.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (l3YAf)

77 Well it's f'n cold in the great white north.
At least an oven is a dry heat.

Mebbe they're just trying to be Minnesota Nice.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM (Hx0tZ)

78 Wait until the Marxists get control and watch them fill Gulags up
Hope I get to Los Angeles and get to build that fast train

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)

79
Democrats: This is just like The Holocaust!!!

Also Democrats: Death to Zionism and the Jewish State!!!

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (cxiKi)

80
"We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside"

============

I'm hiding in my house, afraid I could get hit by a bus and taken to an ER where Nurse Evil is on duty.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (rCdCn)

81 As we all know the NAZI's great crime was...rounding up illegal Dutch Jews in Germany on welfare and making them go back home to the Netherlands.

I mean...that's the analogy here isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (sKqQm)

82 38
I fear that all the AWFLs are really witches and want to boil children down in large caldrons.
Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (krQz2)

We men aren't completely blameless. We need to find our voices and speak up. Over my life time (I grew up in the 60's) I believe we've completely ceded our natural authority to the women.

I blame Arthur Lake for triggering the decline.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (QGaXH)

83 Every. Single. Time you see stories like this and it's some AWFL or ridiculous caricature of a power bottom boo-hoo whining and crying because someone said mean words and their words are literally violence and genocide to whatever supposedly-marginalized faction of obnoxious asswads they belong to. Shut uppppppp.
Posted by: Barf at January 27, 2026 03:57 PM



I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (jc0TO)

84 79
Democrats: This is just like The Holocaust!!!

Also Democrats: Death to Zionism and the Jewish State!!!

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (cxiKi)

=====

Also: "Bring all the brown people here where the Holocaust is happening!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

85
15 Is anyone creeped out by that sign language freak?

When did Gilbert Gottfried rape an ostrich egg?

It distracts from the communism.
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They're even more retarded than I imagined in my home state, I give you the signer with 'her' birthday recognized by the state back in 2021:

Key details about Nic Zapko:
Role: She appeared at nearly all of Gov. Walz's in-person pandemic press conferences.
Recognition: Governor Walz officially proclaimed March 9, 2021, as ""Nic Zapko Day" in Minnesota" to honor her service, which coincided with her birthday.
Viral Attention: Her expressive,, energetic style earned her widespread positive attention on social media.

Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 03:59 PM (I7J98)

86 Democrats: This is just like The Holocaust!!!

Also Democrats: Death to Zionism and the Jewish State!!!


That reminds me of:

Muslims: The Holocaust is a lie

Also Muslims: Its a shame Hitler didn't kill more Jews

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 03:59 PM (sKqQm)

87 84 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 03:59 PM (N8ZBc)

88 What's wrong with putting criminals in "concentration camps" or, if the crime is severe enough, into "ovens" (executions)?

Criminals belong in concentration camps (prisons) or executed.

The holocaust was the holocaust not because Jews were put in concentration camps or killed, but because they were innocent of any crimes.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

89 Moon Palace Books. That's a show!

Posted by: Seinfeld at January 27, 2026 04:00 PM (wVcYX)

90 Turn about is fair play. Hey, nurse are you a liberal? If so, don't fucking touch me

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2026 04:00 PM (0KSrI)

91 I fear that all the AWFLs are really witches and want to boil children down in large caldrons.

A fair number of them are. It reminds me of Chesteron's maxim, ""When people stop believing in God, they do not believe in nothing; they believe in anything"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)

92 We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside"

It's been -12, numbnutz. Nobody with a functional brain is hanging around outside.

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:00 PM (XuXeR)

93 Will Trump have a nice, productive conversation with Walz about this?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 27, 2026 04:00 PM (WHfpM)

94 I asked Grok, and it turns out the name "Moon Palace" refers to a restaurant featured in a novel by Paul Auster, a place the protagonist loved to eat. It is meant to signify intellectual curiosity and existential chance. In short, this store is owned by a fool slowly being separated from his money by a landlord.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2026 04:00 PM (cmYp8)

95 Nic Zapko, Queen of the Galactic Spastic Force.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:00 PM (N8ZBc)

96 >> The holocaust was the holocaust not because Jews were put in concentration camps or killed, but because they were innocent of any crimes.

Nobody is guilty of rape on stolen land, hater.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (l3YAf)

97 The left: Vax deniers should be put in camps!

Also the left: If we don't stop ICE they'll put people in camps!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

98 46 That bald sign language lady who does the Elaine Benes dance while gesticulating is just another bit of performative justice BS. Everybody has captions on their TVs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (kpS4V)

I figure the sign language is for the people in the room - particularly the reporter from Deaf Weekly....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (QGaXH)

99 88 What's wrong with putting criminals in "concentration camps" or, if the crime is severe enough, into "ovens" (executions)?

Criminals belong in concentration camps (prisons) or executed.

The holocaust was the holocaust not because Jews were put in concentration camps or killed, but because they were innocent of any crimes.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

=====

I think all poor criminals should be deported to enlightened countries with maximum diversity (as few white people as possible) and socialized medicine to free them of the bounds of capitalism.

Save them from the hellscape that is America.

"I'm deporting myself because America is a hellscape, but all brown people should be in America." It's the worst duel attitudes one can hold, and they should be shamed for holding it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

100 Ha-ha! It's always about the Joos. Walz is nuts. The people of MN who voted for this guy all have encephalitis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (oT7pT)

101 When I am elected Your King, We shall not suffer this matter to proceed.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (cYBz/)

102 38
I fear that all the AWFLs are really witches and want to boil children down in large caldrons.
Posted by: Axeman



TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEE!!!!

Posted by: The Coven of Karens who rule NoVA at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv)

103 I think my favorite children's book was Night, by Elie Wiesel.

The best part is where Wiesel says "where is G-d? Right here, hanging from this gallows. That night, the soup tasted of corpses."

Eat your heart out, A.A. Milne!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (BI5O2)

104 Key details about Nic Zapko:
Role: She appeared at nearly all of Gov. Walz's in-person pandemic press conferences.
Recognition: Governor Walz officially proclaimed March 9, 2021, as ""Nic Zapko Day" in Minnesota" to honor her service, which coincided with her birthday.
Viral Attention: Her expressive,, energetic style earned her widespread positive attention on social media.
Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 03:59 PM (I7J9


She acts like Christia Freeland on a 30 day meth binge

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (rbvCR)

105 "We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside"

Now do the slums of every major American city.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (N8ZBc)

106 Does a leftist of the Jewish persuasion like Jake Tapper think he'd survive a leftist revolution? They become anti-Semitic quickly. Given the lefts pseudo alliance with the muzzies that would make it doubly anti-Semitic. Schmuck

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 04:01 PM (IDEQi)

107 I think it's been found that the Anne Frank diary was actually a fiction written by some guy metaphorically.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2026 04:02 PM (n5tGW)

108 Afternoon, Horde. Busy working on cars. Judging by reports, maybe I'm misdirecting my efforts, and should work on gubs instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2026 04:02 PM (8zz6B)

109 importing and protecting third world Jihadi Somalis savages like Ilhan Omar who scream for annihilation of the Jews, and who stole billions to send to Jihadists abroad is ..what exactly ? guys, this guy was this >< close to being our VP...in many ways he is much much worse than Karamola

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2026 04:02 PM (g47mK)

110 They falsely said we were insurrectionists, then revealed themselves as insurrectionists. Now they're falsely calling us Nazis......

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 04:02 PM (cxiKi)

111 "Economic blackout"? Besides tours of Prince's Paisley Palace, what the hell do they produce?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2026 04:02 PM (y9ksN)

112 Viral Attention: Her expressive,, energetic style earned her widespread positive attention on social media"

"Widespread "? That's a euphemism for Only Fans, right?

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (XuXeR)

113 Good Night, Moon Palace Books.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (kpS4V)

114 Arent broken ribs terribly painful? Never had one, knock wood but I hear they are a bitch. Any normal person with a broken rib would be staying in their recliner until it heals. If the rib story is not fake, Pretti was a nurse so may have been able to get enough painkillers to be able to stand to go out. As a nurse he 'should' have known that level of painkillers would cloud his judgement.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (hhkIi)

115 "Economic blackout"? Besides tours of Prince's Paisley Palace, what the hell do they produce?
Posted by: Josephistan

Raspberry Berets?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (cYBz/)

116 It's about time people started recognizing how criminal the Jews are. You can't tell me Anne Frank wasn't behind 9/11.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (65cLN)

117 We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside"
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Ah, but nobody is shooting paint balls at them if they do go out.

So we went through worse in 2020.

We actually did. 2021 was a lot more like Nazi Germany. What with armed soldiers lining the streets of DC, and AGs like Dana Nessel threatening and performing prosecutions on what you weren't supposed to use your speech rights for: questioning the validity of an election.

And they can't even say "Well, some Nazi Germany because so-and-so were free to say such-and-such without consequences."

No, they tried to silence all dissent as "dangerous".

But again, in a world of free-flowing fantasy, that doesn't even have to be as bad as it was. We were "all in it together", though some of us were in the French Laundry without a mask, while the White Witch of Michigan wouldn't let people look at paint in stores.

Anybody who thinks this is more repressive than 2020 is LARPing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (krQz2)

118 Isn't there a truism that all arguments eventually reference Hitler, and the first person to do it loses the debate?

Posted by: Taylor at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (vt7xw)

119 TMJ, your analysis accurate - re illegal aliens having to worry - but it really only becomes accurate if the next 3 years sees not just removal of criminals but *massive* systematic removal of non-criminal illegals and elimination of their employment opportunities. Welfare magnet can be/somewhat is already being turned off.

A simple and classic deterrence situation.

Even if in their infinite idiocy the American people put another cretin like Obama or Biden in the WH, there will be a significant deterrent effect *if* there has been a thorough removal of the massive current illegal population.

Anything less - and every disastrously stupid hint of amnesty in any form for anyone - and this Trump term is just a brief speed bump, with the process to resume later. It's amazing to see elected GOP like the idiot governor of OK use the term "immigration reform" while whining about "tactics" and optics. But I also see many online non-idiotic non-totalitarian/racist types musing about how icky it all is, and hinting at "compromise" and ..... amnesty. Intending illegal migrants are as rational and practical as these weak-minded little girl adults are emotional and reckless.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (U/Byj)

120 That retard said The Diary of Anne Frank is a children's book.


Yes.. The most uplifting part is when She and her sister are thrown into a concentration camp where they both die !Kids really love to read that

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (VE6XX)

121 That the CNN producers thought it was a good choice is telling.
====

So is Fake Tapper sitting there with that wan smile.

Write a book about your pain Fake Tapper!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (RIvkX)

122 Democrats: This is just like The Holocaust!!!

Also Democrats: Death to Zionism and the Jewish State!!!
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (cxiKi)
****
Threadwinner

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (C6lX6)

123 "We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside"


It is a common AWFL fantasy that ICE is going to break down their doors and come after them.

Now...whether its to arrest them or ravage them isn't really clear, but they are certainly excited about the idea

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

124 Isn't there a truism that all arguments eventually reference Hitler, and the first person to do it loses the debate?

Posted by: Taylor at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (vt7xw)

We are post debate.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)

125 Weird, the shadow over this guys upper lip makes it look like he has a Hitler mustache.

Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (jZ3ZM)

126 "We have got children in Minnesota hiding in their houses, afraid to go outside"


It is a common AWFL fantasy that ICE is going to break down their doors and come after them.

Now...whether its to arrest them or ravage them isn't really clear, but they are certainly excited about the idea
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
_______________

DETAINED BY DESIRE

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

127 and should work on gubs instead"

*looks at box of parts. Then looks at 10/22*

Yeah, why not.

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (XuXeR)

128 It's about time people started recognizing how criminal the Jews are. You can't tell me Anne Frank wasn't behind 9/11.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (65cLN)
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Ann Frank was one of the people who "did something"?

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (krQz2)

129 116 It's about time people started recognizing how criminal the Jews are. You can't tell me Anne Frank wasn't behind 9/11.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (65cLN)

You might be on to something..

Posted by: Tucker at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (VE6XX)

130 When did Gilbert Gottfried rape an ostrich egg?

Posted by: sifty boones
......

From the looks of it, about 40 years ago.

Posted by: wth at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

131 Where exactly are these ovens, Jake Tapper?
They don’t even try to sound plausible, just use the most extreme propaganda and scare the NPCs into total meltdown.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2026 03:51 PM (Hkcdp)

Who da fuck needs ovens, when you own Kilauaea Lava Lake? All you need is a trebuchet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (8zz6B)

132 119 Even if in their infinite idiocy the American people put another cretin like Obama or Biden in the WH, there will be a significant deterrent effect *if* there has been a thorough removal of the massive current illegal population.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (U/Byj)

=====

Well, according to both the census bureau and BLS, the first 9 months of Trump's term saw at least 2.5 million people leave. At that rate (with reduced ICE funding compared to 2026 onward), that's everyone Biden let in gone by the start of 2029.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

133 38 I fear that all the AWFLs are really witches and want to boil children down in large caldrons.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (krQz2)

They might want to be. That way they can act like movie characters and say movie lines.

Posted by: XTC at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (6Uni8)

134 It is a common AWFL fantasy that ICE is going to break down their doors and come after them.

Now...whether its to arrest them or ravage them isn't really clear, but they are certainly excited about the idea
Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)


It makes boring, unimportant people who know they are boring and unimportant feel as if they mean something to someone.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (rbvCR)

135 Good Night, Moon Palace Books.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (kpS4V)
===================
good one!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 27, 2026 04:05 PM (cmYp8)

136 "Night, by Elie Wiesel" Added to my list, thanks!
https://tinyurl.com/57abdyt6

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (N8ZBc)

137 Raspberry Berets?"

Yeah. The kind you find in a second hand store ..

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (XuXeR)

138 116 It's about time people started recognizing how criminal the Jews are. You can't tell me Anne Frank wasn't behind 9/11.
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She had nothing to do with 9/11 because she was too busy building space lasers.

Posted by: Candace Owens at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (5aZAZ)

139 That retard said The Diary of Anne Frank is a children's book.


Yes.. The most uplifting part is when She and her sister are thrown into a concentration camp where they both die !Kids really love to read that
Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (VE6XX)
_______

I did read her diary when I was a kid. It was required reading at school.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

140 This Nobel Prize Laureate runs a joint called "Moon Palace Books."

It is sadly true that most indy bookshops are run by whacked out lefties or old hippies.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (Fs0KI)

141 There should be a screenplay where Ann Frank survives, but with amnesia, while her subconscious drives her to become a Nazi hunter in Paraguay.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (jc0TO)

142 It is a common AWFL fantasy that ICE is going to break down their doors and come after them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
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Then let's see the video.

Somebody ought to be able to record ICE officers going door to door asking where they "People of Color" are at.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (krQz2)

143 Moon Palace Books and Learing Center.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (PiwSw)

144 Yes, we all remember how Jews kept trying to sneak IN to Nazi Germany and how, if the Nazis caught them, they were given a free ticket back home.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (IG3/x)

145 It's too bad we don't have any a-political cultural icons right now because someone needs to tell the left that they are headed down a pathological dead end. They really need a movement to get the left to step out of politics and social media content. It's destroyed their brains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (mlg/3)

146
Old & Busted: White Punk On Dope.
New Hotness: White Clowns On Dope.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (gRinF)

147 Night, by Elie Wiesel" Added to my list, thanks!
https://tinyurl.com/57abdyt6
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (N8ZBc)



it is an excellent book, but so dark that after reading it I lost faith in humanity. literally.

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (g47mK)

148 74 Does Walz know anything about the millions slaughtered by his ChiCom buddies?
Posted by: torabora



That's a Good Slaughter.
..
..
Trouble. I meant Trouble!!

Posted by: Retard Waltz at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (sAmhv)

149 Has anyone pointed out this Walz shmuck locked up children in their houses for months?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (RIvkX)

150 took me a while to shake that feeling of doom off

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (g47mK)

151
Then: No human is illegal

Now: Robbery, rape, pedophilia, murder and rape aren't illegal!

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (cxiKi)

152 124 Isn't there a truism that all arguments eventually reference Hitler, and the first person to do it loses the debate?

Posted by: Taylor at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (vt7xw)
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Godwin's Law

Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (5aZAZ)

153 That retard said The Diary of Anne Frank is a children's book.
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Somebody should drive by his house and comment about that.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (krQz2)

154 Remember when the Germans offered the Greek Jews $3k to voluntarily return to Greece and, if they did so, they could apply for citizenship and later to return to Germany if they wanted?

But you know what really happened?
A bunch of Jews fled Germany from the Nazis and Democrat hero FDR said, "don't you f'ing kikes dare land here!"
And that Nazi rally at MSG in New York was back when FDR and the Democrats were comfortably winning NY.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (HXT0k)

155 You know who else had a secret Moon bookstore?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (wVcYX)

156 ICE agents should dress up as creepy clowns. It might scare the shit out of the rioters.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (8CIFn)

157 And now, from THE Rick Wilson . . .

Rick Wilson: "I know I'll get canceled for saying this. I know I'm gonna get in trouble. I want Stephen Miller to be the number one in the Nuremberg Trials when this is done... the first one that is tried and convicted and f**king dangles!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (L/fGl)

158 145 It's too bad we don't have any a-political cultural icons right now because someone needs to tell the left that they are headed down a pathological dead end. They really need a movement to get the left to step out of politics and social media content. It's destroyed their brains.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (mlg/3)
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Sydney Sweeney is iconic to me.

Well, some parts of her.

Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (5aZAZ)

159 > It is a common AWFL fantasy that ICE is going to break down their doors and come after them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)
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And they all have their "handmaid" costumes all laid out and ready to go.


Was it PJ O'Rourke how said no one ever had a sex fantasy about being ravished by a liberal?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (IG3/x)

160 I pulled up that Nobel Laureate's webpage for "Moon Palace Books" and it linked to "Stand with Minnesota."

Before I could 86 the page I happened upon one of the most entertaining reads in a long time. It's the "Testimonies of What it's Like in Minnesota".

You have to read these. They're entertaining as hell. One of the best is some parent claiming the schools are "training" the elementary students on how to deal with ICE if they come to the schools.

https://tinyurl.com/42r8jeu7

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (dIske)

161 ICE agents should dress up as creepy clowns. It might scare the shit out of the rioters.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (8CIFn)
_____

Or the rioters might get turned on and want to fuck them ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

162 Afternoon, Horde. Busy working on cars. Judging by reports, maybe I'm misdirecting my efforts, and should work on gubs instead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2026 04:02 PM (8zz6B)

Let your imagination flow by installing gubs on cars.
relays, linkage, horn button, some assembly required, and you're the guy to do it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (Hx0tZ)

163 140 This Nobel Prize Laureate runs a joint called "Moon Palace Books."

It is sadly true that most indy bookshops are run by whacked out lefties or old hippies.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (Fs0KI)


Documentary footage:

https://youtu.be/-XAKkViqvc0

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (PiwSw)

164 "after reading it I lost faith in humanity. literally."

The only place for Faith is with God. People will let you down every time.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (N8ZBc)

165 I have a simulation of Anne Frank's house in VR for my Oculus. It's pretty sobering to go through.

It's insulting to compare what she and all Jews suffered to immigration enforcement here.

Posted by: Taylor at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (vt7xw)

166 108 Afternoon, Horde. Busy working on cars. Judging by reports, maybe I'm misdirecting my efforts, and should work on gubs instead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2026 04:02 PM (8zz6B)

I think you're in a good place working on cars. Living your best life.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (QGaXH)

167 it is an excellent book, but so dark that after reading it I lost faith in humanity. literally.
Posted by: runner

It all started with the bite out of an apple.

Note bene - The Apple logo also has a bite out of an apple.

Coincidence or not?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (cYBz/)

168 130 When did Gilbert Gottfried rape an ostrich egg?

Posted by: sifty boones
......

From the looks of it, about 40 years ago.
_________________
And the crazy part? She was born deaf and has a hearing partner sign to her what Walz is saying and then she does her dramatic 'reading' of what was signed to her.

Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (I7J98)

169 I'll say it again:

Even Somalis drive by Walz house and yell "retard"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (IDEQi)

170 Busy working on cars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The original battery in my late wife's 2019 Mini Copper is going bad. I get the caution that the battery has excessive discharge going on whenever I turn the motor off. Not a surprise given the battery is over six years old.

I figured I'd buy a new battery for it and install it myself. I've done that plenty of times in my life on other cars I've owned.

I popped the hood on the Mini and couldn't locate the battery. So, I went to YouTube to search for a tutorial and found one.

Holy shit!

The amount of things that have to be removed first just to get to the battery is effin' ridiculous.

It's a Mini, space is of a premium, I get it. But damn...

Posted by: one hour sober at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (Y1sOo)

171 I'm being followed by a Moon Palace,
Moon Palace, Moon Palace.
-- Cat Stevens before he lost his freaking mind

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

172 147 Night, by Elie Wiesel" Added to my list, thanks!
https://tinyurl.com/57abdyt6
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (N8ZBc)



it is an excellent book, but so dark that after reading it I lost faith in humanity. literally.
Posted by: runner at January 27,

Great book but it is dark indeed.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (8CIFn)

173 That bald sign language lady who does the Elaine Benes dance while gesticulating is just another bit of performative justice BS. Everybody has captions on their TVs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 03:53 PM (kpS4V)

Eris, you are a lady. The other 'Ettes are ladies. Sign language critter is a woman (presumably). Odds are good she is not a lady.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (8zz6B)

174 Tim Walz is setting records for dumb and retarded things said in less than 30 days.

Posted by: Guinness Book Of Ass at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (R/m4+)

175 We men aren't completely blameless. We need to find our voices and speak up. Over my life time (I grew up in the 60's) I believe we've completely ceded our natural authority to the women.

I blame Arthur Lake for triggering the decline.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (QGaXH)

Male authority over women has essentially been outlawed. You so much as object to anything destructive or antisocial a does it's abuse. You'll get hit with a divorce, DVRO or both if it's your wife. Or socially you get shamed and demeaned. You get marginalized/ostracized in friend circles and church congregations. It's a bad state of affairs.

Posted by: Patriarchy is good, despite Lifetime Channel moview at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (TbWk/)

176 YEah, that'll totally defuse the situation

@EndWokeness 6m
BREAKING: Philly DA Krasner vows to "hunt down" ICE agents, labels them "WANNABE NAZlS!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (mlg/3)

177 Walz is an absolute buffoon.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (2WIwB)

178 That bald sign language lady who does the Elaine Benes dance while gesticulating is just another bit of performative justice BS. Everybody has captions on their TVs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 03:53

Commie Mondami has a great one too in NY. Hysterical.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (55Qr6)

179 This Nobel Prize Laureate runs a joint called "Moon Palace Books."

It is sadly true that most indy bookshops are run by whacked out lefties or old hippies.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 04:06 PM (Fs0KI)

What a bunch of losers!

Posted by: Comic Book Guy at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (wVcYX)

180 Just show a damn passport to a CBP official at a PoE. Cut the melodrama.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (OXjSg)

181 Moon Palace Quality Bok Center

Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (y9ksN)

182 The Moon Palace is a Harsh Trans-Mistress

Posted by: Woke Robert Heinlein at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (PiwSw)

183 Experts say the threat of widespread insanity brought on by AI is worse than you think

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Damn! It works fast!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (L/fGl)

184 claiming the schools are "training" the elementary students on how to deal with ICE if they come to the schools"

Crew served weapons. Children generally can't handle full sized arms...

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (XuXeR)

185 I will just assume the link is to the Women and Women First Bookstore from "Portlandia".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (kpS4V)

186 Was it PJ O'Rourke how said no one ever had a sex fantasy about being ravished by a liberal?


I'm reminded of the fact the FNM felt the need to alter Pretti's picture to make him look more masculine in the pictures of him they are showing...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

187 [snip]

It's destroyed their brains.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (mlg/3)

------------

"Is feature, not bug, conrade!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (gRinF)

188 I pulled up that Nobel Laureate's webpage for "Moon Palace Books" and it linked to "Stand with Minnesota."

Before I could 86 the page I happened upon one of the most entertaining reads in a long time. It's the "Testimonies of What it's Like in Minnesota".

You have to read these. They're entertaining as hell. One of the best is some parent claiming the schools are "training" the elementary students on how to deal with ICE if they come to the schools.

https://tinyurl.com/42r8jeu7
Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (dIske)
_______

Ah. I love that the page is really just another filthy money-grab. "Donate! Help immigrant families pay their rent! Donate!" It's all just another scam and grift. Not one cent of any donations will be spent on immigrants.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

189 "Over my life time (I grew up in the 60's) I believe we've completely ceded our natural authority to the women."

After suffrage, it was all over.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:11 PM (N8ZBc)

190 Rick Wilson : The Penis Speaks

Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2026 04:11 PM (YwEeS)

191 Courageous pushback by jake tapper. I am so in awe.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 27, 2026 04:11 PM (37b7Y)

192 We actually did. 2021 was a lot more like Nazi Germany. What with armed soldiers lining the streets of DC, and AGs like Dana Nessel threatening and performing prosecutions on what you weren't supposed to use your speech rights for: questioning the validity of an election.
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Newscum didn't send officers to the beach armed with paintball guns.

Meal Team Six didn't kick in the door of that bar loaded with pepper balls.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 27, 2026 04:11 PM (HXT0k)

193 "started putting people into ovens..." 425 degrees for two hours, then reduce heat to 350 for another two hours. A long slow bake works best. And don't forget to baste.

Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (MZ+PY)

194 it is an excellent book, but so dark that after reading it I lost faith in humanity. literally.
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2026 04:07 PM (g47mK)

as you should. People suck.
Put your faith in God and God alone.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (Hx0tZ)

195 Communists couldn't give a crap about fellow Communists killed off, the ones killed are those who turned against the Party

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (Ia/+0)

196 116 It's about time people started recognizing how criminal the Jews are. You can't tell me Anne Frank wasn't behind 9/11.
Posted by: Ilhan Omar



You're so hot!

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (sAmhv)

197 So children being cooped up cuz COVID is Anne Frankish and NAZI too, rite?

Posted by: pudinhead at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (1D2Ie)

198 claiming the schools are "training" the elementary students on how to deal with ICE if they come to the schools"

Crew served weapons. Children generally can't handle full sized arms...
Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM


Remote detonated explosive vests.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (jc0TO)

199 They should burn in fucking hell for pulling this shit on Holocaust Rememberance Day.
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:56 P

Sidenote: I agree in principle, but not in particular. I don't give a fuck what day it is. A statement is repugnant or not. It does not matter what day or month orbyear it is. If something is wrong, it is wrong.

I always hated the usage of 'during blah blah?' Who gives a flying fuck?

Pet peeve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (zZu0s)

200 Don Rickles did it better.

Posted by: He was funnier at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (2Ez/1)

201 157 And now, from THE Rick Wilson . . .

Rick Wilson: "I know I'll get canceled for saying this. I know I'm gonna get in trouble. I want Stephen Miller to be the number one in the Nuremberg Trials when this is done... the first one that is tried and convicted and f**king dangles!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (L/fGl)

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Oh...that's what's going to get him canceled, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

202 We men aren't completely blameless. We need to find our voices and speak up. Over my life time (I grew up in the 60's) I believe we've completely ceded our natural authority to the women.

I blame Arthur Lake for triggering the decline.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 27, 2026 03:58 PM (QGaXH)

Male authority over women has essentially been outlawed. You so much as object to anything destructive or antisocial a does it's abuse. You'll get hit with a divorce, DVRO or both if it's your wife. Or socially you get shamed and demeaned. You get marginalized/ostracized in friend circles and church congregations. It's a bad state of affairs.
Posted by: Patriarchy is good, despite Lifetime Channel moview at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (TbWk/)

Take her in hand and put her over your knee, pilgrim. You can thank me later.

Posted by: G.W. McClintock! at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (wVcYX)

203 Philly DA Krasner vows to "hunt down" ICE agents"

How, exactly?

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (XuXeR)

204 185 I will just assume the link is to the Women and Women First Bookstore from "Portlandia".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (kpS4V)


Correct.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (PiwSw)

205 TJM that will leave millions and millions more longer term illegals, who must also be removed. This disaster didn't start in 2021.

Absent the key move - turning off the employment magnet - over the medium term this will all amount to nibbling around the edges. And tea leaves on this central issue are not encouraging.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (U/Byj)

206 At some point in my day, today it is 2pm, the retardation of MN weighs heavy and I have to back away and recharge.

I do hope they get some shock and awe soon by our military. Who swoop in and take away Pedo Mouth Walz in a helicopter. Hopefully to a psych ward.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (WONhk)

207 4 Isn't there a truism that all arguments eventually reference Hitler, and the first person to do it loses the debate?

Posted by: Taylor at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (vt7xw)
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No, it's simply an observation that as a conversation proceeds without end the probability that someone will mention Hitler approaches 1.

People made that stupid "you lose' argument, when Nazis are the generally agreed example of a empiric standard or "evil".

It means nothing more than that somebody is using the non-sectarian, secular, *mostly* universal* standard of what definitely is not good ("Mostly universal": apart from the middle east and Muslim South East Asia where Mein Kampf has been a best seller.)

A conversation:

"Hey, you know what I just noticed about Germany in the 30s, the Nazis-"

"You lose! You mentioned the Nazis!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (krQz2)

208 I feel like the real work of mass deportations could just be some AI type work on Social Security numbers and what benefits are going where.

Go after the employers and use the IRS.

99% of illegal immigration is economic.

Posted by: Leupold at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (eIzlH)

209 Where exactly are these ovens, Jake Tapper?
They don’t even try to sound plausible, just use the most extreme propaganda and scare the NPCs into total meltdown.

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Judging by TikTok Lunatics, it can be the most ludicrous, and even offensive lies, and plenty of dummies and suckers on the left will believe it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (qBdHI)

210 Was it PJ O'Rourke how said no one ever had a sex fantasy about being ravished by a liberal?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM


Yes. I was just about to type that, but I had to delete a fundraising text from LTC Bearclaw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (Wnv9h)

211 I always hated the usage of 'during blah blah?' Who gives a flying fuck?

Pet peeve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

During the six-month lead-up to Pride Month?? Really??

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (77rzZ)

212 Jake Tapper is such a cuck he won't even slap around a retard soy boi.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (oT7pT)

213 And the crazy part? She was born deaf and has a hearing partner sign to her what Walz is saying and then she does her dramatic 'reading' of what was signed to her.
Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (I7J9


Why not just have the hearing partner, who is already signing, be the interpreter? Why the extra step?

Posted by: SciVo at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (Sy6m/)

214

This drooling halfwit was supposed to be a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

As I've noted in the past, one of the worst parts about our regime is that most of them are dishwater dull mediocrities who wouldn't be fit to lead a one car funeral in a meritocratic society.

It's one thing to be lorded over by Stalin and Beria. It's quite another to be lorded over by men like John Brennan and Tim Walz, who try to read bowls of spaghetti-os. It's quite sad, and I think it may be unique in modern times, since we got away from inbred monarchs - and they at least had some real brainiacs around to help rein in their rampant tardery.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (BI5O2)

215 PDT speaking in Iowa soon.

https://youtu.be/mEJtcMEYKQw
Right Side Broadcasting Network

Posted by: m at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (SSiCQ)

216 -- Cat Stevens before he lost his freaking mind
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

Poor Cat Stevens. I prefer to pretend that he died in a tragic ballooning accident. Makes it less sad.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (XPM1I)

217 It's a Mini, space is of a premium, I get it. But damn...
Posted by: one hour sober at January 27, 2026 04:10

My neighbor had to ask his mechanic where the battery was, turned out to be under the back seat. WTF?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (55Qr6)

218 How did an idiot like Therick get a platform in the first place?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (8CIFn)

219 And now, from THE Rick Wilson . . .

Rick Wilson: "I know I'll get canceled for saying this. I know I'm gonna get in trouble. I want Stephen Miller to be the number one in the Nuremberg Trials when this is done... the first one that is tried and convicted and f**king dangles!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (L/fGl)

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Oh...that's what's going to get him canceled, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)
_____

Is Rick Wilson the cuck, the faggot, the pedo, the fat guy, the degenerate scumbag, or the fat cuck faggot degenerate scumbag pedo?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

220 Join us Wednesday night at the Elks Lodge. Starts at 7:00.

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)

221 118 Isn't there a truism that all arguments eventually reference Hitler, and the first person to do it loses the debate?

Posted by: Taylor

Only the Fuhrer would make that assertion.

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (oftw2)

222 Who gives a flying fuck?"

And this during....*checks calender* 4 months before pride month?

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR)

223 And now, from THE Rick Wilson . . .

Rick Wilson: "I know I'll get canceled for saying this. I know I'm gonna get in trouble. I want Stephen Miller to be the number one in the Nuremberg Trials when this is done... the first one that is tried and convicted and f**king dangles!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 27, 2026 04:08 PM (L/fGl)

Irony alert: The Rick Wilson is more likely to suffer the proposed fate.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (dK+Kv)

224 The rhetoric is intentionally as incendiary as possible because they really need to divert attention from the massive fraud machine.

Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (YwEeS)

225 Spain is set to legalize 500,000 illegal aliens today, which of course gives them free movement anywhere in the EU.

The Re-Reconquista.

Lovely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (IG3/x)

226 205 TJM that will leave millions and millions more longer term illegals, who must also be removed. This disaster didn't start in 2021.

Absent the key move - turning off the employment magnet - over the medium term this will all amount to nibbling around the edges. And tea leaves on this central issue are not encouraging.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (U/Byj)

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Employers are being prosecuted.

But people want Lenar prosecuted even though Lenar subcontracts employment and can't be held legally liable for subcontractors hiring illegals knowingly.

And saying, "Deporting more than 10 million in 4 years isn't good enough," is silly.

It's more than fucking Eisenhower did. It's letting the perfect be the enemy of the good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

227 The only place for Faith is with God. People will let you down every time.
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (N8ZBc)

the descent of some of the most enlightened people in Europe to the complete evil madness was very swift

Posted by: runner at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (g47mK)

228 Isn't there a truism that all arguments eventually reference Hitler, and the first person to do it loses the debate?

Posted by: Taylor at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (vt7xw)
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Godwin's Law
Posted by: ballistic

Sounds like something Hitler would say.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (L/fGl)

229 Criminals belong in concentration camps (prisons) or executed.

The holocaust was the holocaust not because Jews were put in concentration camps or killed, but because they were innocent of any crimes.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

This is an interesting opinion- and wrong. It just feels viscerally wrong.

Considering you had both death camps and work camps, my argument would be camps themselves are not at issue, the genocide and slavery are. So it is treatment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (zZu0s)

230
it is an excellent book, but so dark that after reading it I lost faith in humanity. literally.
Posted by: runner at January 27,

Great book but it is dark indeed.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January

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I'm not sure I'd like to read it at this particular time. Already seeing a lot of darkness in humanity



Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 27, 2026 04:16 PM (37b7Y)

231 She had nothing to do with 9/11 because she was too busy building space lasers.

She didn’t die. She built a time machine, moved to the future, and started a smart military blog that never writes about the military.

Inscrutable people, they are.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 04:16 PM (EXyHK)

232 Is Rick Wilson the cuck, the faggot, the pedo, the fat guy, the degenerate scumbag, or the fat cuck faggot degenerate scumbag pedo?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (iFTx/)
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Yes.

Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2026 04:16 PM (5aZAZ)

233 219 Is Rick Wilson the cuck, the faggot, the pedo, the fat guy, the degenerate scumbag, or the fat cuck faggot degenerate scumbag pedo?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

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Yes.

But the one with the confederate flag cooler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

234 "How did an idiot like Therick get a platform in the first place?"

There's a good documentary that shows the sausage-making behind the scenes at the Lincoln Project and affiliates. Cinema verite style.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:16 PM (N8ZBc)

235 Why the extra step?"

Keeps employment # up...

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (XuXeR)

236 That bald sign language lady who does the Elaine Benes dance while gesticulating is just another bit of performative justice BS. Everybody has captions on their TVs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at January 27, 2026 03:53

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I assumed it was rear Admiral Levine after a haircut.

Posted by: ShainS -- Who's Gonna Be Today's FAFO Darwin Award Winner? at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (gRinF)

237 119 Anything less - and every disastrously stupid hint of amnesty in any form for anyone - and this Trump term is just a brief speed bump, with the process to resume later. It's amazing to see elected GOP like the idiot governor of OK use the term "immigration reform" while whining about "tactics" and optics. But I also see many online non-idiotic non-totalitarian/racist types musing about how icky it all is, and hinting at "compromise" and ..... amnesty. Intending illegal migrants are as rational and practical as these weak-minded little girl adults are emotional and reckless.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (U/Byj)

I don't believe the illegal immigration problem won't truly be solved until we use the nuclear option - constitutional amendment that says 'if you ever entered the country illegally at any age you are ineligible to vote, hold public office or employment, or benefit from programs intended to address disparate outcomes or historical racism. There shall be no amnesties given including those already applied'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (QGaXH)

238 CNN Guest: ICE Is Going to Start Putting People "In Ovens"

Never forget Their Accusations are their Confessions

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (a4flb)

239 DETAINED BY DESIRE
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

“You need to move your car,” the tall, dark haired agent said, Hitlerishly.

“I’m.. I’m.. a legal observer!” she blurted out, her face flushed. It was at this moment she legally observed his rippling muscles and deep, piercing gray-blue eyes.

“I’ll have to arrest you, then, and you don’t want that. Please move your car.”

Her skin tingled as sweat broke out. Defiantly she said, “Don’t you dare put your big, strong NAZI hands on me and pin me down on the road and cuff my arms behind my back!” But it came out as a breathy whisper, all resistance drained from her. She was once again a shy schoolgirl, bashful and ashamed.

“You smell like cat pee,” he said, as he pulled her from the vehicle. “I only took this ICE job to get some exercise. It’s lonely being a 38 year-old single billionaire vampire.”

“Fascist!” she thought. But she was biting her lower lip and the words would not come out.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (l3YAf)

240 Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?

Posted by: EasyBake at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (2Ez/1)

241
I mentioned the War once, but I think I got away with it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:18 PM (krQz2)

242 My neighbor had to ask his mechanic where the battery was, turned out to be under the back seat. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (55Qr6)


Weight distribution with the goal of better handling.
Its not just a lack of room.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 27, 2026 04:18 PM (Hx0tZ)

243 > It’s lonely being a 38 year-old single billionaire vampire.

LOL!


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 27, 2026 04:18 PM (IG3/x)

244 My base is rapidly panicking, as the finance people are all convinced a shutdown is coming this weekend over Dem politicians trying to mollify their increasingly unhinged base. Shutdown until they can have some fig-leaf of holding DHS accountable, or something.

It's going to be a shit show.

Also, their are rumors on social media that ICE will be staging at our facility, and "observers" are monitoring for signs they're here, so security is spinning up. Such a colossal waste. I just hope we don't have retards blocking the gates or trying to hop the fence...

Posted by: Military Moron at January 27, 2026 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

245 240 Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?
Posted by: EasyBake at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (2Ez/1)


The witch in "Hansel and Gretel?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (PiwSw)

246 “You smell like cat pee,” he said, as he pulled her from the vehicle. “I only took this ICE job to get some exercise. It’s lonely being a 38 year-old single billionaire vampire.”

“Fascist!” she thought. But she was biting her lower lip and the words would not come out.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (l3YAf)

Not enough minotaurs

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

247 244 My base is rapidly panicking, as the finance people are all convinced a shutdown is coming this weekend over Dem politicians trying to mollify their increasingly unhinged base. Shutdown until they can have some fig-leaf of holding DHS accountable, or something.

It's going to be a shit show.

Also, their are rumors on social media that ICE will be staging at our facility, and "observers" are monitoring for signs they're here, so security is spinning up. Such a colossal waste. I just hope we don't have retards blocking the gates or trying to hop the fence...

Posted by: Military Moron at January 27, 2026 04:18 PM (JCZqz)

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I hope they do it again.

And I hope it goes on for months.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

248 There's a good documentary that shows the sausage-makingswallowing behind the scenes at the Lincoln Project and affiliates. Cinema verite style.
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:16 PM


FTFY

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (jc0TO)

249 It's long past time for some senior figure to go nuclear on the vile idiotic reckless rhetoric from garbage like Walz and Krasner. High enough profile and histrionic enough that it breaks through the media blackout.

I believe Dems took significant vote/$ hit in 2024 from Jewish Americans due to the obvious reasons. This absurd "Nazi" slander and the cretin buffoon Walz's comments should be answered and the public's faces pushed into it. Not only Jews will be repulsed and astonished.

The Holocaust Museum issued a tepid response to Walz's insane gibberish, sort of what one expects from denatured dumbed-down Beltway institutions. The wider slanders need to be directly answered.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (U/Byj)

250 I mentioned the War once, but I think I got away with it.
Posted by: Axeman

No, you didn't!
-- Basil Fawlty

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (cYBz/)

251 My neighbor had to ask his mechanic where the battery was, turned out to be under the back seat. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer

I don't see the problem?

Posted by: Humvees at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

252 Irony alert: The Rick Wilson is more likely to suffer the proposed fate."

First read that as "prolapsed fate"

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:20 PM (XuXeR)

253 Willowed:

Her statement is a felony.

Its a bit more than that. Its a federal felony to threaten government agents. Because she did that via electronic communications she can be indicted and tried anywhere in the USA where wires reach. What a fking dumb a$$.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 27, 2026 04:20 PM (Da7Vv)

254 Spain is set to legalize 500,000 illegal aliens today, which of course gives them free movement anywhere in the EU.

The Re-Reconquista.

Lovely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

The same Spain that signed the letter of protest over Maduro's capture?

That tracks.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 27, 2026 04:20 PM (yFLFB)

255 Poor Cat Stevens. I prefer to pretend that he died in a tragic ballooning accident. Makes it less sad.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

Yeah. I really liked his music. His version of "Morning Has Broken" was awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

256 Moon Palace would make a good name for a Prog band.

Posted by: Delurker at January 27, 2026 04:20 PM (gtcuf)

257 "My neighbor had to ask his mechanic where the battery was, turned out to be under the back seat. WTF?"

I dimly recall a seat electrical fire in an old VW bug. We were ripped. It was awesome. Maybe it was in a Simka.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:20 PM (N8ZBc)

258 Never forget Their Accusations are their Confessions
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (a4flb)

Confession through projection, to put it another way.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (MZ+PY)

259 DOD appropriations part of the current package? Didn't think so.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (U/Byj)

260 240 Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?

Cat Stevens.

Posted by: Delurker at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (gtcuf)

261 I understand you can see a lot of assholes at Moon Palace.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (krQz2)

262 The people who demanded you not go out in public without a mask and a shot are the ones who wanted camps.

In fact, Australia did build concentration camps for people who refused the shot, and were lauded for it by the left.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (0U5gm)

263 >> Jake Tapper seems to squirm a little but I'm quite sure he wasn't rude to his leftwing pal.

That was most likely from the dildo someone put in his squeakhole last night.

Posted by: That Guy at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (wn0/z)

264 FWIW, most of the people who work at Barnes & Nobel are also lefties, they're just easier to ignore.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (Fs0KI)

265 We actually did. 2021 was a lot more like Nazi Germany. What with armed soldiers lining the streets of DC, and AGs like Dana Nessel threatening and performing prosecutions on what you weren't supposed to use your speech rights for: questioning the validity of an election.

And they can't even say "Well, some Nazi Germany because so-and-so were free to say such-and-such without consequences."

No, they tried to silence all dissent as "dangerous".

But again, in a world of free-flowing fantasy, that doesn't even have to be as bad as it was. We were "all in it together", though some of us were in the French Laundry without a mask, while the White Witch of Michigan wouldn't let people look at paint in stores.

Anybody who thinks this is more repressive than 2020 is LARPing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (krQz2)

Don't forget Biden's nuremberg speech with eerie red lighting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (snZF9)

266 I hope they do it again.

And I hope it goes on for months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They already passed a DHS/ICE funding bill, right? Reddit dems were flipping out over 7 "traitors" that joined Republicans to increase ICE funding. If true, a shutdown would affect them, but I'm not sure if it was just a part of the general budget they were bitching about.

Posted by: Military Moron at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (JCZqz)

267 Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?
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Nebuchadnezzar's advisors?

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (krQz2)

268 Rick Wilson: "I know I'll get canceled for saying this. I know I'm gonna get in trouble. I want Stephen Miller to be the number one in the Nuremberg Trials when this is done... the first one that is tried and convicted and f**king dangles!"
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Comparisons like this are functionally no different than denying the Holocaust ever happened.

And he knows he won't get cancelled.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (HXT0k)

269 >“You smell like cat pee,” he said, as he pulled her from the vehicle. “I only took this ICE job to get some exercise. It’s lonely being a 38 year-old single billionaire vampire.”

“Fascist!” she thought. But she was biting her lower lip and the words would not come out.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 27, 2026 04:17 PM (l3YAf)

Where's the movie pitch guy when you need him.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (NgqoH)

270 266 They already passed a DHS/ICE funding bill, right? Reddit dems were flipping out over 7 "traitors" that joined Republicans to increase ICE funding. If true, a shutdown would affect them, but I'm not sure if it was just a part of the general budget they were bitching about.

Posted by: Military Moron at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (JCZqz)

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The OBBB included appropriations for ICE through the start of 2029.

Any funding over DHS is about the TSA, essentially.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

271 The only place for Faith is with God. People will let you down every time.
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (N8ZBc)

the descent of some of the most enlightened people in Europe to the complete evil madness was very swift
Posted by: runner at January 27, 2026 04:15 PM (g47mK)

Remember, the antisemitism plank was a unifying plank in the Nazi platform. Just about anyone could admit 'doing something' about the Jews was a good idea

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (8avO+)

272 TJM I doubt it would go on very long if it happens.

Shutting down everything to guarantee free medical care for illegals wasn't much of a political winner. Doing it to stop removals of violent criminal illegals .... unlikely to fare better.

The US is largely politically dead or clueless, but not *quite* yet so bad that such insane tactics offer much to the perps.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (U/Byj)

273 I did not know Jake Tapper was "of the tribe."

You learn something new every day at the smart military blog.

Posted by: Delurker at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (gtcuf)

274 Damn. I'm so happy I no longer live in DC

I would be hunting that murderous nurse down right now, and getting into all manner of stupid trouble.

Whew

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (ciYHQ)

275 My neighbor had to ask his mechanic where the battery was, turned out to be under the back seat. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer

I don't see the problem?
Posted by: Humvees at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

Where Hitler approved their placement in the Volkswagen Beetle.

Posted by: Dr. Ferdinand Porsche at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (wVcYX)

276 Schumer says Democrats are going to shutdown the government again if ICE funding isn’t stripped from the bill, ICE agents stop wearing masks and immigration enforcement doesn’t stop.

Plus they need to stop being mean.

Here we go.

Posted by: That Guy at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (wn0/z)

277 Harvest Moon Chinese Buffet in Merrifield used to be my go-to Chinese place when I worked nearby.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

278 239: Disinterested FDA Director

LoL!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (sAmhv)

279 Remember Leftists blame their actions on opponents

Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (Ia/+0)

280 FWIW, most of the people who work at Barnes & Nobel are also lefties, they're just easier to ignore.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (Fs0KI)
_______

Guy in bookstore: "Do you have Trump's new book on immigration?"

Purple-haired lefty worker: "Get the fuck out of here and don't come back!"

Guy: "Yea, that's the one. You got it?"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (iFTx/)

281 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (zZu0s)

Egregious and insulting things can be made more egregious and insulting and sometimes in the siliiest ways. That said, aniversaries have meant something to people since we started keeping calendars. There are many who don't know the day or month or year their recent ancestors perished . They are honored today. It's one day. And failing to honor such things is the path to oblivion.

Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (cxiKi)

282 Wrap Cat stevens in pig skin. Then drop him in a pile of pig shit.

Posted by: New Delhi sidewalk shitter at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (Fe9ZC)

283 turned out to be under the back seat. WTF?"

Ever work on a later model Chrysler product?

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (XuXeR)

284 Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?

Phalaris

Actually, he may have been the first.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (cYBz/)

285 It’s lonely being a 38 year-old single billionaire vampire.

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“Twilight” Star Kristen Stewart Planning to Move Out of the U.S. – Because of Trump

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Where are we going to get our sparkly vampire entertainment now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (L/fGl)

286 213 And the crazy part? She was born deaf and has a hearing partner sign to her what Walz is saying and then she does her dramatic 'reading' of what was signed to her.
Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 04:09 PM (I7J9

Why not just have the hearing partner, who is already signing, be the interpreter? Why the extra step?
Posted by: SciVo at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (Sy6m/)
___________________________

How come they never let me play, and always pick the fat chick with spastic fingers?

Posted by: Closed Captioned at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (dIske)

287 280 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (N8ZBc)

288 4 CNN Guest: ICE Is Going to Start Putting People "In Ovens"

Have you been to Somalia?!?! It's hot a fuck!
Posted by: Confused Moron at January 27, 2026 03:48 PM (qRFD6)

Come on, everyone knows Ice goes in the Freezer...

Geeeezzzz...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (mP0Kj)

289 272 TJM I doubt it would go on very long if it happens.

Shutting down everything to guarantee free medical care for illegals wasn't much of a political winner. Doing it to stop removals of violent criminal illegals .... unlikely to fare better.

The US is largely politically dead or clueless, but not *quite* yet so bad that such insane tactics offer much to the perps.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:23 PM (U/Byj)

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Oh, I don't expect it to go on too long. They got their win in winning two governor's races they were probably going to win anyway last time. No special election in the near future to twist into a win.

If they want to drag it out to the midterms, I welcome them. They'll lose hundreds of thousands in the federal workforce from firing...but they'll win...blue states I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

290 The Re-Reconquista.
Lovely.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Kind of funny. Muslims call converts to Islam "reverts", because they believe Islam is that natural state of things, so people are "reverting" back to normal.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (JCZqz)

291 Rick Wilson: "I know I'll get canceled for saying this. I know I'm gonna get in trouble. I want Stephen Miller to be the number one in the Nuremberg Trials when this is done... the first one that is tried and convicted and f**king dangles!"
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Comparisons like this are functionally no different than denying the Holocaust ever happened.

And he knows he won't get cancelled.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (HXT0k)


Being on the Bulwark is worse than being cancelled.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (8avO+)

292 @Disinterested FDA Director, I've read a lot worse than that on the beach.

Posted by: Taylor at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (DJPFk)

293 >Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?

Hansel and Gretel.

Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (Q+gd/)

294 Rick Wolson had lots of time to type things, while his wife is being roundly rogered by one of her many, many bulls.

Posted by: Delurker at January 27, 2026 04:25 PM (gtcuf)

295 Yeah. I really liked his music. His version of "Morning Has Broken" was awesome.
Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

Me, too. He did a little song called "Katmandu" that I absolutely love, and no it's not the obnoxious Bob Seger version.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 27, 2026 04:25 PM (XPM1I)

296 Welp, another shutdown it shall be then. The traffic will once again be better in my neighborhood.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2026 04:25 PM (n5tGW)

297 They put the battery under the seat in VWs so it would not have as far to fall when the floor below it rusted out.

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 04:25 PM (vFG9F)

298 Nebuchadnezzar's advisors?"

No bull?

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:25 PM (XuXeR)

299 Harvest Moon Chinese Buffet in Merrifield used to be my go-to Chinese place when I worked nearby.

That reminds me. Anyone in the West Michigan area interested in a Mini-MoMe at a Chinese Buffet in Muskegon? If I organize it, it will be mid to late April.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (EXyHK)

300 PDT speaking in Iowa soon.

https://youtu.be/mEJtcMEYKQw
Right Side Broadcasting Network
Posted by: m at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (SSiCQ)
*****
He's on Fox speaking to Will Cain.
Great interview

Posted by: redridinghood at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (NpAcC)

301 I would expect that the Holocaust Museum in DC has a lot of left leaning staff. I am glad that they did the correct thing anyway, as far as Walz' awful statement .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (ix8EF)

302 My neighbor had to ask his mechanic where the battery was, turned out to be under the back seat. WTF?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at January 27, 2026 04:14 PM (55Qr6)

We have one. Great little car, but when the battery died, I went on U-Tube to figure out how to replace it, because it was not apparent to the untrained eye. Took it to the garage down the street, and it was worth every penny to have them do it.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (MZ+PY)

303 Don't threaten , chuckie. Go ahead on.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (0KSrI)

304 "They put the battery under the seat in VWs so it would not have as far to fall when the floor below it rusted out."

To short out against the seat springs! It was hilarious. We were young.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (N8ZBc)

305 266 I hope they do it again.

And I hope it goes on for months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They already passed a DHS/ICE funding bill, right? Reddit dems were flipping out over 7 "traitors" that joined Republicans to increase ICE funding. If true, a shutdown would affect them, but I'm not sure if it was just a part of the general budget they were bitching about.
Posted by: Military Moron at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (JCZqz)

They did not. There are departments funded - DOW and DHS are 2 biggies that are not (although ICE has enough funds until 2028, so it will not be hurting under the shutdown)...

SNAP is funded, DOJ is funded, so some issues from last time won't occur again.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (tOcjL)

306 Air cooled VW cars had the battery under the back seat. There was a cover for the terminals, but if it was missing, the seat springs could get hot or start a fire. The horsehair stuffing smelled terrible lit up like that.

Posted by: Air-cooled Guy at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (oftw2)

307 >>>Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?

Cat Stevens.

Posted by: Delurker

>Roseanne Barr?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 04:26 PM (oT7pT)

308 Buick puts batteries under the back seat too. What you thought was Grandpa might have just been hydrogen sulfide.

Posted by: fd at January 27, 2026 04:27 PM (vFG9F)

309 Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:03 PM (krQz2)

Don't forget Biden's nuremberg speech with eerie red lighting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 04:22 PM (snZF9)
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Yeah, I don't usually leave the "Red Wall" speech out.

There was a theory that advertisers used to put subliminal messages about cancer into ad pictures because the subconscious fear of cancer in smokers would make them anxious and feel week and reach for a cigarette to "calm their nerves".

That's what I felt about that speech. It's a signal that can easily be denied. A dog whistle to their opponents that "Yes, you should be afraid." And because it wasn't overly overt, the supporters can just screw up their face and say "What are you talking about?!"

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:27 PM (krQz2)

310 “You smell like cat pee,” he said, as he pulled her from the vehicle. “I only took this ICE job to get some exercise. It’s lonely being a 38 year-old single billionaire vampire.”

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I can't stop laughing im gonna die

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 04:27 PM (BI5O2)

311 293 >Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?

Hansel and Gretel.
Posted by: davidt at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (Q+gd/)


Not the ovens!!

Posted by: Gingy at January 27, 2026 04:27 PM (i0Hi3)

312 Maduro's Brown Note?

"SCRAMBLE LIKE COCKROACHES": Minnesota State Police Deploy LRAD Against Rioters

The tactical environment in Minnesota has reached a new level of enforcement. Minnesota State Police were captured on video testing and deploying the Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD) to disperse crowds of radical agitators who have been attempting to paralyze federal operations.

The device was recorded being tested with a verbal count before the high-decibel acoustic waves were directed at the crowd.

As the LRAD was activated, rioters were seen scrambling in all directions, with officers repeatedly commanding the crowd to "Move back!"

Unlike standard megaphones, the LRAD is a non-lethal weapon that uses focused sound to create physical discomfort, forcing even the most committed agitators to retreat.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2026 04:27 PM (RoI99)

313 249 It's long past time for some senior figure to go nuclear on the vile idiotic reckless rhetoric from garbage like Walz and Krasner. High enough profile and histrionic enough that it breaks through the media blackout.

I believe Dems took significant vote/$ hit in 2024 from Jewish Americans due to the obvious reasons. This absurd "Nazi" slander and the cretin buffoon Walz's comments should be answered and the public's faces pushed into it. Not only Jews will be repulsed and astonished.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (U/Byj)
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Assumes facts not in evidence. For reasons known but to God, most American Jews are urban lefty retards. Dems can make all the asinine and repulsive comparisons to the Holocaust all they want and they might lose a handful of Jewish voters, but not enough to make any sort of measurable difference where it matters.

Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2026 04:27 PM (5aZAZ)

314 Harvest Moon Chinese Buffet in Merrifield"

Used to frequent Garvey's back in the day...

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:27 PM (XuXeR)

315 It wasn't the kids.
It was ME!

Posted by: The WITCH in Hansel and Gretel at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (2Ez/1)

316 "Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?"

Was it Nebuchadnezzar? He was a prick.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (N8ZBc)

317 The people who demanded you not go out in public without a mask and a shot are the ones who wanted camps.

In fact, Australia did build concentration camps for people who refused the shot, and were lauded for it by the left.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 27, 2026 04:21 PM (0U5gm)

They also shot dogs who were in rescues...with bullets. Despite offers from many to take in the dogs.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)

318 The best thing about the shutdown is the somali daycare funding will be delayed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (n5tGW)

319 Used to frequent Garvey's back in the day...
Posted by: man

Do you mean Grady's? Yeah, that was a good place.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)

320 "Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?"

Was it Nebuchadnezzar? He was a prick.
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (N8ZBc)

Always liked the name "Abednego"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)

321 If I were Thune I’d invite Schumer into my office after a chipotle taco lunch. Then let a few rip.

Posted by: That Guy at January 27, 2026 04:29 PM (wn0/z)

322 Why not just have the hearing partner, who is already signing, be the interpreter? Why the extra step?
Posted by: SciVo

2 possibilities (not mutually exclusive)

1- she's not hideously repulsive enough to appeal to Walz' core audience. They want to see themselves represented.

2- like they said in Godfather II, there are lots of buffers between to button men and the head of the family. If she signs something that ends up problematic, you can spread blame so it's no ones fault, and you'll just adjust procedures and do some retraining.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 27, 2026 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

323
How can this be happening? Not a conflict of interest?

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Minnesota federal Judge Patrick Schiltz is a DONOR and VOLUNTEER for the pro-illegal alien Immigrant Law Center...

...and is the same judge who shielded DON LEMON from accountability after storming the church, AND is threatening to hold ICE Director Todd Lyons in contempt, per
@BillMelugin_


The judicial cartel IS REAL.

It needs to be purged. How can we have a republic when the judiciary is tainted like this?

Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 04:29 PM (I7J98)

324 “Twilight” Star Kristen Stewart Planning to Move Out of the U.S. – Because of Trump

Hey, she can buy Rosie's house. Send my brokerage fee to...

Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 04:29 PM (Fs0KI)

325 They also shot dogs who were in rescues...with bullets. Despite offers from many to take in the dogs.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (8avO+)
___________________________

COOL BEANIES !!!!!!!

Posted by: Kristi Noem at January 27, 2026 04:29 PM (dIske)

326 Not enough minotaurs
Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:19 PM (8avO+)

“This human flesh isn’t even my true form,” the ICE agent said, helping her into the back of his SUV.

She detected a hint of vulnerability. But in a bad boy kind of way, not in a way that would give her the ick.

“I’m actually a minotaur.”

A rich, minotaur-vampire NAZI she thought. I can fix him. Only I can save him and turn him into a man who cares about social justice. The kind of man I would be attracted to.

But can he save me?
Her mind was racing. She needed and ativan and a box of wine to help her think clearly.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (l3YAf)

327 Your facts are opinions and their opinions are facts.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (tV890)

328 Always liked the name "Abednego"
Posted by: Oldcat

Not to be confused with Rahab the harlot, whose nickname was "Toabedwego."

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (77rzZ)

329 Meanwhile... Ukraine war still goin.

Iran still in rebellion.

ChiComs just had a purge of 5 out of 7 of their Highest Military guys (over the weekend apparently).

EU saying they don't need us to defend them (OK, your terms are acceptable)...

And in Minesoder, the National Guard is giving aid and comfort and donuts, to rioters.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (mP0Kj)

330 Assumes facts not in evidence. For reasons known but to God, most American Jews are urban lefty retards. Dems can make all the asinine and repulsive comparisons to the Holocaust all they want and they might lose a handful of Jewish voters, but not enough to make any sort of measurable difference where it matters.
Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2026 04:27 PM (5aZAZ)

I'll continue to try and keep them alive despite our political differences.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (8avO+)

331 320 "Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?"

Was it Nebuchadnezzar? He was a prick.
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:28 PM (N8ZBc)

Always liked the name "Abednego"
Posted by: Oldcat



The first Italian Jew.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (sAmhv)

332 "Know who else wanted to put people in ovens?"

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Posted by: Louis at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (wVcYX)

333 *would no longer be attracted to

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (l3YAf)

334 Another gem of 2021.

After telling us for months that "Healthcare was a basic fundamental human right", they suddenly adopted the tune that maybe if you don't take the Jab, you shouldn't get any healthcare.

2021 definitely was a full meal on how dangerous and capricious the left side and their drones are.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (krQz2)

335 Do you mean Grady's? Yeah, that was a good place"

Nah. Garvey's was on the NE corner of 50 and Gallows. Mrs worked at Best Products across the street...

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (XuXeR)

336 324 “Twilight” Star Kristen Stewart Planning to Move Out of the U.S. – Because of Trump


Bye, bye.. One less untalented Hollywood actress/lesbian

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)

337 DateRepublican's sign-language interpreter is pretty hot.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

338 EU saying they don't need us to defend them (OK, your terms are acceptable)...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (mP0Kj)

About a minute later the EU dude denied that he had said that when a reporter mentioned it. He had said it.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:31 PM (8avO+)

339 322 Why not just have the hearing partner, who is already signing, be the interpreter? Why the extra step?
Posted by: SciVo

2 possibilities (not mutually exclusive)

1- she's not hideously repulsive enough to appeal to Walz' core audience. They want to see themselves represented.

2- like they said in Godfather II, there are lots of buffers between to button men and the head of the family. If she signs something that ends up problematic, you can spread blame so it's no ones fault, and you'll just adjust procedures and do some retraining.
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I read that they love her expressions AND the fact she is deaf (extra bonus points).

Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 04:31 PM (I7J98)

340 IIRC, Nebuchadnezzar ('Nez' to his homies) put up a hundred foot tall statue. He decreed that everybody in the nation had to face it and prostrate themselves, any old time Nez felt like it. (He had a killer horn section to sound the siren.) What a prick.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (N8ZBc)

341 DateRepublican's sign-language interpreter is pretty hot.

That was a Freudian auto-correct.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (EXyHK)

342 Always liked the name "Abednego"

Posted by: Oldcat
---
"Rack, Shack, and Benny" -- Old Veggie Tales.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (krQz2)

343 Ativan and a box of wine hahaha

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (BI5O2)

344 324 “Twilight” Star Kristen Stewart Planning to Move Out of the U.S. – Because of Trump

Hey, she can buy Rosie's house. Send my brokerage fee to...
Posted by: Oddbob



This is because The Critical Drinker said mean things about her.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (sAmhv)

345 Nah. Garvey's was on the NE corner of 50 and Gallows. Mrs worked at Best Products across the street...
Posted by: man

I think we're talking about the same place. I thought it was called "Grady's," but you may be correct.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

346 I popped the hood on the Mini and couldn't locate the battery. So, I went to YouTube to search for a tutorial and found one.

Holy shit!

The amount of things that have to be removed first just to get to the battery is effin' ridiculous.

It's a Mini, space is of a premium, I get it. But damn...

Posted by: one hour sober at January 27, 2026 04:10 PM (Y1sOo)

I had a 2000 dodge intrepid. great car, went 200K with no issues, but changing the battery was brutal. You had to remove the front passenger side tire to access a panel that had to be removed just to get to the battery.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 04:33 PM (snZF9)

347 Schumer Shutdown will guarantee a Free Cuber fast not to mention a heavy push by ICE. Lets play this game. Oh, and Iran.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 27, 2026 04:33 PM (1D2Ie)

348
Go after the employers and use the IRS.

99% of illegal immigration is economic.
Posted by: Leupold at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (eIzlH)

Embrace the power of “and”. Go after the ants AND the sugar that attracts them,

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 27, 2026 04:33 PM (2oNrx)

349 She didn’t die. She built a time machine, moved to the future, and started a smart military blog that never writes about the military.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

Ah Hastings. Must I always remind you to exercise the little grey cells! A smart military blog that never writes about the military? Non mon ami. Look closely, every 3rd line, every 3rd letter, a pattern emerges...

Hastings: Dirigible? Dirigible!

Very good Hastings

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 04:33 PM (ciYHQ)

350 DateRepublican's sign-language interpreter is pretty hot.

That was a Freudian auto-correct.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

LOL.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)

351 IIRC, Nebuchadnezzar ('Nez' to his homies) put up a hundred foot tall statue. He decreed that everybody in the nation had to face it and prostrate themselves, any old time Nez felt like it. (He had a killer horn section to sound the siren.) What a prick.
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (N8ZBc)
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By the account of the Book of Daniel, though, he felt tricked by his advisors when he found out that Daniel was implicated.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:33 PM (krQz2)

352 340 IIRC, Nebuchadnezzar ('Nez' to his homies) put up a hundred foot tall statue. He decreed that everybody in the nation had to face it and prostrate themselves, any old time Nez felt like it. (He had a killer horn section to sound the siren.) What a prick.
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (N8ZBc)


The Tower of Power horn section. Yep, Elton John had them on some of his records.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (PiwSw)

353 324 “Twilight” Star Kristen Stewart Planning to Move Out of the U.S. – Because of Trump


Bye, bye.. One less untalented Hollywood actress/lesbian

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2026 04:31 PM (VE6XX)

Right? DO let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (snZF9)

354
“Twilight” Star Kristen Stewart Planning to Move Out of the U.S. – Because of Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (L/fGl)
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Oh no!

Unremarkable bint with a flat ass and a mediocre set of cans.

Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (5aZAZ)

355 This is because The Critical Drinker said mean things about her.

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What dud he say? That she can't act? That can't have offended her... I mean she has to know, right? Right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (BI5O2)

356 348
Go after the employers and use the IRS.

99% of illegal immigration is economic.
Posted by: Leupold at January 27, 2026 04:13 PM (eIzlH)

Embrace the power of “and”. Go after the ants AND the sugar that attracts them,

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 27, 2026 04:33 PM (2oNrx)

=====

The Biden admin gave millions of them real SSNs.

"We verified their SSNs. We are free from liability."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

357 Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 04:24 PM (cxiKi)

Respect is not an anniversary kind of thing. Either something is wrong to say or it isn't.

You are also making the same case as a hate crime as opposed to just a run of the mill murder.

Is it not wrong no matter who is killed or why the killer did it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (zZu0s)

358 >>> 38 I fear that all the AWFLs are really witches and want to boil children down in large caldrons.

the folklore around witches arose in part from stories of older women who separated themselves from the village and couldn't be trusted, especially around children, passed down and embellished

historians will tell you it was just sexism, but the reality is AWFLs have always been with us

Posted by: brak at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (jGJov)

359 351 Yes, IIRC Daniel converted him to the true God, or at least got him to respect a power bigger than himself.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (N8ZBc)

360 202 Take her in hand and put her over your knee, pilgrim. You can thank me later.
Posted by: G.W. McClintock! at January 27, 2026 04:12 PM (wVcYX)

That's probably a little too far. But we could try pushing back a little. We don't have to all be 'Stanley Ropers'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (QGaXH)

361 324 “Twilight” Star Kristen Stewart Planning to Move Out of the U.S. – Because of Trump

Hey, she can buy Rosie's house. Send my brokerage fee to...
Posted by: Oddbob


This is because The Critical Drinker said mean things about her.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 27, 2026 04:32 PM (sAmhv)

She better avoid Scotland then

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:35 PM (8avO+)

362 If I was a deaf person in MN watching that press conference, I don't know what would scare me more, Walz at the podium looking like a demented Elmer Fudd, or that flailing bald lady doing the hokey pokey sign language.

Posted by: Cheri at January 27, 2026 04:35 PM (oiNtH)

363
Bugs Bunny put some people in ovens.

In fairness, it kinda was in self-defense with the mobsters who had guns.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:35 PM (krQz2)

364 Man, I guess it is "Grevey's." Like the zebra.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ)

365 I think we're talking about the same place. I thought it was called "Grady's," but you may be correct."

Nah. Mrs says it was Grevey's.

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (XuXeR)

366 I watch a lot of really weird tinfoil conspiracy videos on Youtube. Recently saw this one that used Astrology to prove that the next Super Bowl will actually be a satanic ritual. THAT kind of sounded reasonable.

Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (SwyyQ)

367 Celebrities always leaving because of Trump, just not quite landing anywhere else.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (n5tGW)

368 Right? DO let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

(Sobs)

Posted by: Brie Larson at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

369 '“Twilight” Star Kristen Stewart Planning to Move Out of the U.S.'

Maybe she'll finally crack a fucking smile. First time in her career.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (N8ZBc)

370 Posted by: Cheri at January 27, 2026 04:35 PM

The phrasing made me laugh. Thanks, and I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (ix8EF)

371 Psycho, have you seen the mountain lion that is wandering around San Francisco?

Posted by: Calvin's army of snowmen at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (79pEw)

372 38 I fear that all the AWFLs are really witches and want to boil children down in large caldrons.

the folklore around witches arose in part from stories of older women who separated themselves from the village and couldn't be trusted, especially around children, passed down and embellished

historians will tell you it was just sexism, but the reality is AWFLs have always been with us
Posted by: brak at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (jGJov)

When I was in college and grad school I used to chat policy with liberals and leftists (this was the 80s). I used to be able to get them advocating mass murder in about 10 minutes. All of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (8avO+)

373 I'll continue to try and keep them alive despite our political differences.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:30 PM (8avO+)
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Well yeah me too, but I'll stop short of going out of my way to change their minds and vote republican, or do any sort of wish-casting about how THIS time it's different and the Dems have said something so awful the Jewish folk will vote for someone else. Fool's errand.

Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (5aZAZ)

374 363 Bugs Bunny invented FAFO.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (N8ZBc)

375 Seems like even when they leave they don't stay gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (0KSrI)

376 I watch a lot of really weird tinfoil conspiracy videos on Youtube. Recently saw this one that used Astrology to prove that the next Super Bowl will actually be a satanic ritual. THAT kind of sounded reasonable.
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (SwyyQ)

Well, New England IS involved.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (8avO+)

377 Another nurse. Arrested at the Springhill Suites in Maple Grove last night while protesting ICE staying there.



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Libs of TikTok
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BREAKING: One of the anti-ICE rioters arrested in Minnesota has been identified as registered nurse Freya James Ebbesen.

Would you feel comfortable with this person assisting in your labor and delivery?

You can contact the birth center where Freya works here: 6125455311

Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (I7J98)

378 The Biden admin gave millions of them real SSNs.

"We verified their SSNs. We are free from liability."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:34 PM (GBKbO)
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And maximum benefits that someone who paid in can hardly get.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (krQz2)

379 Bugs Bunny invented FAFO.
Posted by: gp

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

380 , I guess it is "Grevey's." Like the zebra."

Ken. UK and Bullits BB player

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)

381 Alex Pretti was ‘known’ to feds, and had rib broken in anti-ICE protest a week before he was killed by Border Patrol

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (RHGPo)

382 I would give Kristen Stewart a hand moving out of the country, but...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (Q+gd/)

383 What exactly would Rick Wilson be cancelled from? You can't be cancelled from being an ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (IDEQi)

384 Whoops, Psycho, that was me.

Posted by: bluebell at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (79pEw)

385 I watch a lot of really weird tinfoil conspiracy videos on Youtube. Recently saw this one that used Astrology to prove that the next Super Bowl will actually be a satanic ritual. THAT kind of sounded reasonable.
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (SwyyQ)


Astrology is older than Satanism.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (8avO+)

386 Embrace the power of “and”. Go after the ants AND the sugar that attracts them
Posted by: Cow Demon at January 27, 2026 04:33 PM (2oNrx)

+ ACESPADESHQ FOR DUMMIES +

Fire everything!

Posted by: Fen at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (ciYHQ)

387 And, if my good friend Rocky were in this stove, would I throw a lighted match in?!

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (krQz2)

388 I'd like to see an AI of the "get your shine box" changed to get your wine box.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2026 04:39 PM (n5tGW)

389 383 What exactly would Rick Wilson be cancelled from? You can't be cancelled from being an ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (IDEQi)

======

From Patterico's inner circle.

Patterico wants to see Noem suffer first because he likes watching women cry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 27, 2026 04:39 PM (GBKbO)

390 388 LOL

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (N8ZBc)

391 383 What exactly would Rick Wilson be cancelled from? You can't be cancelled from being an ahole
Posted by: Smell the Glove

If you're kicked off a show no one watches for your controversial comments, are you really canceled?

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (JCZqz)

392 BREAKING: One of the anti-ICE rioters arrested in Minnesota has been identified as registered nurse Freya James Ebbesen.

Would you feel comfortable with this person assisting in your labor and delivery?

You can contact the birth center where Freya works here: 6125455311
Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (I7J9

And they keep telling me how hard-working nurses are. From the ones dancing in empty hospitals during Covid to this one rioting in her spare time, someone is lying.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+)

393 Recently saw this one that used Astrology to prove that the next Super Bowl will actually be a satanic ritual. THAT kind of sounded reasonable.
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (SwyyQ)

I'll be surprised if it's NOT a satanic ritual.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (XPM1I)

394 Kristen Stewart will be shoving things down her throat in her upcoming porn career.

Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (YwEeS)

395 Fun Fact: It's a well known fact that the reason we have the Easy-Bake oven for our children is because the Germans perfected the technology a century ago.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (oT7pT)

396 Axios - 1 hour ago -
Politics & Policy
Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
Marc Caputo



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (NFX2v)

397 Celebrities always leaving because of Trump, just not quite landing anywhere else.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (n5tGW)
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None of them have the guts to do what they are asking for here: Just barge into the country and make yourself at home.

That's the real test of a society they seem to want to live in.

All ballless when it comes to immigration in other countries.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:41 PM (krQz2)

398 383 What exactly would Rick Wilson be cancelled from? You can't be cancelled from being an ahole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (IDEQi)
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Turns out that the vagrants that patronize the glory hole at the bus station where Rick works have strong opinions about Steven Miller.

Posted by: ballistic at January 27, 2026 04:41 PM (5aZAZ)

399 Posted by: beckster at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (I7J98

I imagine that Freya- the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and blessings-wouldn't be too impressed either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2026 04:41 PM (ix8EF)

400 Here's the Insty link to Kristen Stewart:

https://instapundit.com/772219/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 27, 2026 04:41 PM (PiwSw)

401 400

Posted by: m at January 27, 2026 04:41 PM (SSiCQ)

402 396 Axios - 1 hour ago -
Politics & Policy
Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
Marc Caputo



Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (NFX2v)


How do they know that he didn't ? Did they ask him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 27, 2026 04:41 PM (VE6XX)

403 I always find it interesting that the two notable hunters in the Torah were dicks (Esau and Nimrod) and Nebuchadnezzar lived among wild animals. It's a bit of a theme.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 04:42 PM (BI5O2)

404 Freya James Ebbesen"

No relation to Buddy Ebsen?

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:42 PM (XuXeR)

405 363 Bugs Bunny invented FAFO.
Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:37 PM (N8ZBc)

They didn't know him very well, did they?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 27, 2026 04:42 PM (wVcYX)

406 I'm reminded of the black chick several years back, somewhere in Florida, I think, who infiltrated a press conference given by the chief of police on some local crime. She offered to be the sign language person, except she didn't know sign language. It was all gibberish. Funny as shit.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 27, 2026 04:42 PM (Y1sOo)

407 What exactly would Rick Wilson be cancelled from? You can't be cancelled from being an ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 04:38 PM (IDEQi)
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Somebody in Minnesota was.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:42 PM (krQz2)

408 Psycho, have you seen the mountain lion that is wandering around San Francisco?
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Hi blubell, yes wandering around a very tony part of town. It is rather... large.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 04:43 PM (RIvkX)

409 Here's the Insty link to Kristen Stewart:

I'd hit it. (Hic!) On a slow Tuesday. If Huma weren't around. I guess.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 27, 2026 04:43 PM (JCZqz)

410 Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 27, 2026 04:40 PM (XPM1I)

Well Bad Bunny in his dresses is bad enough.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 27, 2026 04:43 PM (ix8EF)

411 should burn in fucking hell for pulling this shit on Holocaust Rememberance Day.
Posted by: ... at January 27, 2026 03:56 PM (cxiKi)
****
Better to rule in Hell than serve in heaven is their last ditch belief system.

Posted by: torabora at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (C6lX6)

412 Bugs Bunny >>> Bad Bunny

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (krQz2)

413 403 YD, I wouldn't call Esau a dick, just a dim bulb. He didn't hold anything against Jacob for outsmarting him.

And how was Nimrod a dick? I don't recall him doing anything awful.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

414 Psycho, have you seen the mountain lion that is wandering around San Francisco?
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Hi blubell, yes wandering around a very tony part of town. It is rather... large.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2026 04:43 PM (RIvkX)

Probably someone's pet. In my area some years ago they had to shoot a tiger that got out and was wandering in the hills near a school.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (8avO+)

415 The dark night of fascism is always descending in the United States and yet lands only in Europe.
Tom Wolfe

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (RHGPo)

416 I would not pay for murder, bloody his face some.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (EyfuW)

417
Kristen Stewart: prettiest skank in the trailer park

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (y9nCu)

418 Too friggin' funny. I don't want to bother shortening the URL so go to Insty and click the link with the headline "BEGUN, THE AI WARS HAVE."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (Fs0KI)

419 And how was Nimrod a dick? I don't recall him doing anything awful.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

He tried to shoot my eye out.

Posted by: God at January 27, 2026 04:45 PM (Q+gd/)

420 Kristen Stewart tried to stay in the news by coming out as a lesbian. Now she's leaving the country. Bye

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 27, 2026 04:45 PM (IDEQi)

421 Kristen Stewart: prettiest skank in the trailer park
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

What!?!? Where is the bitch!?!?!

Posted by: Tonya Harding at January 27, 2026 04:45 PM (JCZqz)

422 nood msnbc

Posted by: m at January 27, 2026 04:45 PM (SSiCQ)

423 Better to rule in Hell than serve in heaven is their last-ditch belief system.
Posted by: torabora

I never understood that line until Obama.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:46 PM (77rzZ)

424 And how was Nimrod a dick? I don't recall him doing anything awful.

Posted by: Bulg at January 27, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)
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"Hunter" does not have a good connotation to Israelites and Canaanites.

He also did Babel: Man's enterprise of rebellion against the Lord.

Posted by: Axeman at January 27, 2026 04:46 PM (krQz2)

425 And how was Nimrod a dick? "

It's right there in his name, nimrod....

/heh

Posted by: man at January 27, 2026 04:46 PM (XuXeR)

426 Searched for "Kristen Stewart smiling." Those are called 'grimaces,' Mister Google Search!

It's like she's trying to smile, but can't stop gritting. Chewing ten-penny nails.

Posted by: gp at January 27, 2026 04:46 PM (N8ZBc)

427 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 27, 2026 04:47 PM (LdBR/)

428 402. How do they know that he didn't ? Did they ask him ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Dead men tell no tales.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 27, 2026 04:47 PM (NFX2v)

429 And how was Nimrod a dick? I don't recall him doing anything awful.

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Not directly in Torah, no. But Talmudic tradition holds that he was an idolatry who tried to set Abraham on fire and built the Tower of Babel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 27, 2026 04:49 PM (BI5O2)

430 CNN is not even trying anymore. Why bother. The people still watching arent going anywhere no matter how ridiculous it becomes. It you are A 27 yo booker for CNN do you really think your going to go to the effort of finding someone who can pass for reasonable. Nope. Found this schmoo off of a TikToc feed and he answered the mfcking phone when Called. Full stop. Work day done.

Posted by: Low low effort journalism at January 27, 2026 04:49 PM (Mw2aG)

431 385 I watch a lot of really weird tinfoil conspiracy videos on Youtube. Recently saw this one that used Astrology to prove that the next Super Bowl will actually be a satanic ritual. THAT kind of sounded reasonable.
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2026 04:36 PM (SwyyQ)

__________________________

Seattle Seahawks (SS) vs. New England Patriots (NEP)

AKA: Schutzstaffel (SS) vs. Needle Exchange Program (NEP)

Yeah, I could see that as a Satanic ritual.

Posted by: Orson at January 27, 2026 04:51 PM (dIske)

432 Putting people in ovens? Sign me up! It's cold up here in the Yukon!

Posted by: Sam MacGee. at January 27, 2026 04:55 PM (/ZkOF)

433 In my experience the media always uses your best picture, unless they hate you

Posted by: Zombie Trayvon Martin at January 27, 2026 05:01 PM (Mw2aG)

434 "Shut uppppppp."

My preferred go-to is
"Stop masturbating."

I told my brother I was going to start deploying this, and he said to let him know when I did so he could be on the lookout for story at 6/film at 11.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 27, 2026 05:03 PM (enw9G)

435 The saddest part of their lies is how embarrassingly bad they are. They don't even respect us enough come up with good and clever lies, just pathetic, weak lies.

Of course, I say "us". I mean their weak-minded followers. They really think the people who agree with them are completely brain dead.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 27, 2026 05:09 PM (tV890)

436 Former President Joe Biden’s Department of Justice (DOJ) began an investigation into the finances of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN), the Somali refugee turned far-left politician, after reports suggested that she has amassed a multi-million-dollar net worth since being elected to Congress, the New York Times reports.

Posted by: SMOD at January 27, 2026 05:23 PM (fXVlG)

437 Crease these Marxist Rat assholes' foreheads with a tire iron just to wake them up a little and maybe confess their sins. That's what it's going to come to anyway.

Posted by: Detest and piss on Marxist Rat bastards at January 27, 2026 05:33 PM (dbmpc)

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