Mid-Morning Art Thread

La Femme Chauve Souris
Albert Joseph Penot

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 art

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Now THATS whuttam talkin' 'bout!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (nWPIJ)

3 The Batmobile's hood ornament?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:31 AM (MABZ1)

4 The Bat Woman (La Femme Chauve-Souris) is an Academic Oil on Canvas Painting created by Albert Joseph Pénot in c.1890. It lives in a private collection.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

7 Um.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

8 One of them naughty vampire ladies!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (p9rFX)

9 Evil soul-sucking succubi aren't crazy, right? So no rule 1 violation?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (JCZqz)

10 da da da da da da daaaaa

Bat Woman

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

11 QUICK! Sing "There's Got to Be a Morning After" backwards!!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (LxER7)

12 The hot/crazy matrix was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (2Ez/1)

13 CBD, the link to embiggen is broken due, I suspect, to the special character in the filename being rendered as a Unicode question mark.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MABZ1)

14 My preliminary count indicates that the artist has included the correct number of nipples.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (nWPIJ)

15 See rule #1

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (GTqXr)

16 Bat Chick! na, na, na, na ah, Bat Chick!

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Hpgos)

17 She has a serious case of crazy eyes. Might risk the hot/crazy matrix, tho...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (MABZ1)

18 yow!
would marry.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

19 Women are the Devil?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 You get what you asked for with this one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (ywcze)

21 She got crazy eyes.

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Oy/m2)

22 I'd fuck that.

Posted by: pudinhead at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Hpgos)

23 Bish be cray

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Holy "I'll be in my bunk", Batman!

Posted by: Robin at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (JCZqz)

25 The Blade would not hang. But he would bang. Enthusiastically.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (8sBLA)

26 Let’s get this Friday party started!!!

Posted by: Really?? at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (PHOGh)

27 Uhhhmmm. . . ?

Evil, bat-winged nekkid lady?
ALrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (0yjaw)

28 A scene from The Devil's Advocate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

29 You all are gonna get me fired...

Posted by: XTC at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (uEmCf)

30 "...and then she spread her (wings) high over me..."

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (R11M+)

31 The Bat Woman (La Femme Chauve-Souris) is an Academic Oil on Canvas Painting created by Albert Joseph Pénot in c.1890. It lives in a private collection.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
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"It lives?"

:: eye roll ::

Some rich dude owns it and has it in his house. And right on for him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (MABZ1)

32 Is this the next Budweiser Super Bowl commercial?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

33 She looks possessed.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

34 "Batgirl"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (L/fGl)

35 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h/O4U)

36 is she being pursued by a vampire?

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

37 Nice birthing hips.

Posted by: Person who pays attention to that sort of thing at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

38 The artist needs a course in physics. There is no was that wings of that size could lift her body mass like that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (nWPIJ)

39 Bat girl?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (0KSrI)

40 The Blade would not hang. But he would bang. Enthusiastically.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (8sBLA)
++++
I hope your spare kidney is already on ice and your surgeon is on speed dial!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (MABZ1)

41 Some rich dude owns it and has it in his house. And right on for him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:34 AM (MABZ1)

And it's sticky.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

42 22 I'd fuck that.
Posted by: pudinhead

👍 🍷

Posted by: Hillary! at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

43 No idea what's going on here, but I like it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (RrMSR)

44 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h/O4U)
++++
Now that there is a spot-on perfect idea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (MABZ1)

45 much more comely than the angel described in nabokov's "wingstroke."

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

46 Nice birthing hips.
Posted by: Person who pays attention to that sort of thing at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

I hadn't got to this as my brain was spewing out other things, but, yeah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

47 Crazy resides in the eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (qw6Uy)

48 We finally know where COVID came from.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)

49 Here is a pictorial description of "bat guano crazy".

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (vFG9F)

50 The drapes and carpet don’t match.

Wouldn’t hang.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (vK/Ja)

51 A nice pair of sunglasses would fix this gal.

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (Ve/HL)

52 The artist's model had to be exhausted holding her arms up like that.

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (lJ0H4)

53
Boobs, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (tgvbd)

54 Would make a wonderful addition to the decor of the breakfast bar at the Days Inn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (nWPIJ)

55

Rule #1 - a limerick

A young girl from old Philadelphy
Obligingly posed for a selfie
But I'm telling you, Bro
You'd best take it slow
She's got a few bats in her belfry

Posted by: muldoon at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (qgHp7)

56 >>. . . It lives in a private collection.

In a spacious den, with heavy velvet curtains, in the ancient castle of a Romanian Count. He's a wee bit eccentric, says he knew the gal 'back in the day.' Silly, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (0yjaw)

57 She's got man wings.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

58 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h/O4U)

Yeah man.....

Posted by: Danny Koker at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

59 We finally know where COVID came from.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)
++++
*snort*

Makes more sense than Pangolin Theory!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (MABZ1)

60 Batgirl all grown up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

61 35 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman

Black velvet in a mobile home, perhaps?

Posted by: Art aficionado at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (JCZqz)

62 4 >>It lives in a private collection.

I bet it does.

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Ve/HL)

63 >>Rule #1 - a limerick

A young girl from old Philadelphy
Obligingly posed for a selfie
But I'm telling you, Bro
You'd best take it slow
She's got a few bats in her belfry

You are so dang goooood, Muldoon!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (0yjaw)

64 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (h/O4U)
++++
Now that there is a spot-on perfect idea.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

'78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (qw6Uy)

65 She got them crazy eyes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

66 In a spacious den, with heavy velvet curtains, in the ancient castle of a Romanian Count. He's a wee bit eccentric, says he knew the gal 'back in the day.' Silly, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (0yjaw)
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He might be fun to have a snifter of brandy with.

Just one, though. Gotta keep your guard up, I reckon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (MABZ1)

67 40 The Blade would not hang. But he would bang. Enthusiastically.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:33 AM (8sBLA)
++++
I hope your spare kidney is already on ice and your surgeon is on speed dial!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:35 AM (MABZ1)
——

Crazy-eyed winged bat bitches need loving too

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (8sBLA)

68 It lives in a private collection in a cave.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (0KSrI)

69 Damn, I thought I deleted all the pics of my ex.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (4b7CV)

70 '78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (qw6Uy)
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Orange shag pile on the inside.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (MABZ1)

71 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman

Probably easier to have it printed and wrapped.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (qw6Uy)

72
Batgirl all grown up?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

__________

Batbitch

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (tgvbd)

73 Been there, done that.

Posted by: Chef at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (LxER7)

74 Thanks for not posting a painting of a Bat man, IYKWIM

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (MZ+PY)

75 '78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (qw6Uy)
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Orange shag pile on the inside.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

You knew my cousin??

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (qw6Uy)

76 52 The artist's model had to be exhausted holding her arms up like that.
Posted by: Tuna

No problem at all, actually! She's called the bat because she modeled hanging upside-down! And dead.

Posted by: Secrets of the Masters at January 30, 2026 09:40 AM (JCZqz)

77 You knew my cousin??
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (qw6Uy)
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You've seen my car port?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:40 AM (MABZ1)

78 >>He might be fun to have a snifter of brandy with.

Just one, though. Gotta keep your guard up, I reckon.

Bring your wife! She'd love meet him! He'll give her the full castle tour. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2026 09:40 AM (0yjaw)

79 The artist needs a course in physics. There is no was that wings of that size could lift her body mass like that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026

***
Maybe her bones are hollow, like a bird's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (wzUl9)

80 I keep looking at this piece, and something is off. And then it hit me: No way those wings generate enough lift to hold a woman of that size aloft.

Poor understanding of aerodynamics. Would not hang.

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (Ve/HL)

81 I'd bite the head off of that.

Posted by: Ozzie Osbourne at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (nWPIJ)

82 Artist has different, more attractive pictures of nude women than the freaky bat woman who looks like she's calling down a curse on the viewers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (dSKRp)

83 14 spent seven years with "the blonde next door." she had a pair of vestigial nips (about 6" down on her ribs) that i assured her were objects of celebration and rejoice. she came to agree after feeling weird about them. i said bragging rights.
sadly, college indoctrination in the early 90s turned her into a woke shrill harpy. eh, la.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (R11M+)

84 She's the "Amelia" equivalent for Romania.

Lucky bastards.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (JCZqz)

85 What sort f Neanderthal speaks about "nice birthing hips"?

I don't 'get' that mindset.

Posted by: muldoon at January 30, 2026 09:41 AM (qgHp7)

86 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MABZ1)

I'm on a plane...no way I can fix that on my phone! Give it a shot!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vwgrM)

87 Elric, love or just a good banging?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (0KSrI)

88 Evocative of the chicks from the metal band Dogma.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vztjt)

89 Goddammit... stop guessing what I'm thinking and posting it before mine!

Posted by: red speck at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (Ve/HL)

90 wasn't she on the cover of a Heavy Metal magazine?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (7NPFS)

91 Wow. Vampirella was a freak even before the comics I guess.

This is the kind of art I can get behind.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (oZBUH)

92 Check out his other paintings . He loved the nudes.
From Wikipedia:
Pénot was concerned first and foremost with anatomically accurate portrayals of women. Singular female forms were the implicit focus of his work, whereas the worlds surrounding his characters are rarely realized beyond misty atmospheres and patches of shadow and light.

Posted by: Tuna at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

93 19 not quite. wifey had a tree of life tat on her belly (to deaccent "the scars of life") that i always said terminated in the roots of all evil.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (R11M+)

94 CBD, the link to embiggen is broken due, I suspect, to the special character in the filename being rendered as a Unicode question mark.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026

***
I tried changing that character to an "e" as in his name below the painting, and no go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (wzUl9)

95 I like it but not sure if she is a angel or devil

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (IktS8)

96 Cause like a princess she was laying there
Moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna ~~love~~ KILL me in my Chevy van and that's all right with me

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

97 '78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:38 AM (qw6Uy)
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Orange shag pile on the inside.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Honestly? I have two vehicles on my bucket list if I ever win a lottery. Yeah, that van as a tribute to my cousin and an F-650 with a pickup bed.

Saw one in town one day. Wowza.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (qw6Uy)

98 78 Chevy van with the bubble windows, her on one side, the milky way one the other and a wizard on the back door.

Cause like a picture she was laying there
Moonlight dancing off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van
And that's all right with me...

Posted by: Dude Was Too Cheap To Get A Room at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (R/m4+)

99 Stay in your lane, pal.

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Neanderthals local #408 at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

100 She's got.......Hungry Eyes.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

101

Poor understanding of aerodynamics. Would not hang.
Posted by: red speck

had to read that one twice, just be certain TJM didn't leave out 'bang'.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (7NPFS)

102 Ok. Would have preferred Yvonne Craig.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (Dv3i1)

103 You knew my cousin??
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:39 AM (qw6Uy)
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You've seen my car port?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:44 AM (qw6Uy)

104 Crazy eyes.

Wouldn't ~~bang~~ hang.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (ESVrU)

105 Pénot was concerned first and foremost with anatomically accurate portrayals of women. Singular female forms were the implicit focus of his work, whereas the worlds surrounding his characters are rarely realized beyond misty atmospheres and patches of shadow and light.

-----------

Meh. It's one way to get naked chicks to hang out in your studio.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (nWPIJ)

106 Admit it. Most of you didn't even notice she had wings.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Riz8t)

107 Wings?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (s8OdJ)

108 I'm on a plane...no way I can fix that on my phone! Give it a shot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vwgrM)

CBD is doing an art thread from a plane?? Wow, is this the first time ever?

Posted by: dantesed at January 30, 2026 09:45 AM (Oy/m2)

109 48 pangolins can fly?

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:46 AM (R11M+)

110 I like it but not sure if she is a angel or devil
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2026 09:43 AM (IktS

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I'd think the bat wings and lack of a halo might be a giveaway...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 09:46 AM (ESVrU)

111 Artist has great skill, especially at rendering flesh.

Looking at his other work reveals he pretty much painted naked ladies.

Which is laudable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2026 09:46 AM (vztjt)

112 The Feds say the first money trail backing the Minneapolis riots led them to Roy Singham, a billionaire CCP front man married to Code Pink's Jodie Evans.

Keep going Fibbies; find us more such people, hopefully people who can be arrested this time. Singham lives in China, and is protected by them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2026 09:47 AM (s8OdJ)

113 Pen is or Penot?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 09:47 AM (Dv3i1)

114 105 Pénot was concerned first and foremost with anatomically accurate portrayals of women

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To be honest, this is my concern too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (nWPIJ)

115 "CBD is doing an art thread from a plane??"

+++
He was kicked out of a pub.

Posted by: For still unknown reasons at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (2Ez/1)

116

The Woman Bald Bat?

Bald as in pubis?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (x0n13)

117 >>> 86 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:32 AM (MABZ1)

I'm on a plane...no way I can fix that on my phone! Give it a shot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vwgrM)

Departing for or returning from a mission???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (ULPxl)

118 First?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (ESVrU)

119 New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill to Launch a Portal to Track & Report ICE Agents

They are trying to get more people KILLED

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (gbOdA)

120
Would look better with high heels

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (tgvbd)

121 Splendid. Her grooming preferences were ahead of the time.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (oT7pT)

122 This is taking sanpaku eyes to the next level. Is chipaku eyes a thing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (kgE5c)

123 Needs a happy little bush.

Posted by: Bob Ross at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (bc2uT)

124 120
Would look better with high heels
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (tgvbd)

"And Fishnets"

- - Morris Day & the Time

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (x0n13)

125 Hmmm.
Err.

Hmmm.

That's all I got...

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:49 AM (XuXeR)

126 Penot's Witch on a Broom is better.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (Dv3i1)

127 Off, South Park sock.

Geez, two references to one of the classic episodes and no takers? I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (LxER7)

128 I'm on a plane...no way I can fix that on my phone! Give it a shot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:42 AM (vwgrM)
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I tried. Not working. Odd. I'll remove the link if it doesn't start working soon.

Travel well!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (MABZ1)

129 New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill to Launch a Portal"

Guv can't launch a browser window.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (XuXeR)

130 Departing for or returning from a mission???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2026 09:48 AM (ULPxl)

He was in London.

Didn't get a muslham acid bath, so he's in tact.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

131 Reminds me of the girl I dated in college.

Now she's someone else's problem, God bless his suffering soul.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (r9uko)

132 Well, the artist sure can capture the female form. I have no idea if this is just supposed to an interesting nude or if there is a precautionary attitude about women. Her lovely body and skin tones make the demonic aspects of the wings, her hands and especially her eyes more effective. I looked at some of his other paintings and they are mostly nudes where the women are either threatening or languid and sensual. I can imagine these in a men's club circa 1900.

When I first saw the painting I thought of Frank Frazetta and his Conan book covers. The beautiful demon luring Conan to his death.

Posted by: JTB at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (yTvNw)

133 Who's her hair stylist?

Posted by: Most Women at January 30, 2026 09:51 AM (2Ez/1)

134 Finally. Boobs not from Minnesota...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2026 09:52 AM (hFWpp)

135 La Femme Chauve Souris, c 1890
Albert Joseph Penot

Good artist, illustrator.

ebonnoir dot com: In part, "Albert Joseph Pénot was a French artist, illustrator, and cartoonist known for his work in the early 20th century. One of his most notable creations was "La Femme Chauve-Souris," a character that appeared in a series of illustrations and cartoons.

The character of La Femme Chauve-Souris was a stylish woman who wore a bat-like costume and mask. She was often depicted in humorous and lighthearted situations, and her mischievous antics and clever wit made her a popular and beloved figure.

Pénot's work was widely popular in France and abroad, and his cartoons and illustrations were featured in various publications and newspapers. In addition to his work as an artist, Pénot was also known for his contributions to the field of aviation, and he was a member of the French Aeronautic Society.

Overall, Pénot was a talented and influential artist who made significant contributions to the world of art and illustration. His character La Femme Chauve-Souris remains a beloved and enduring symbol of French culture and entertainment."

Wouldn't hang but interesting history. Thanks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 09:52 AM (NFX2v)

136 Hips that big, needs bigger boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

137 The Woman Bald Bat?

Bald as in pubis?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 30, 2026

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The 'Net says "chauve" means "bald," and "souris" is "mouse." So the French call a bat a bald mouse? "Flying mouse" is the literal translation of the German term Fliedermaus, and that makes more sense.

Bald Mouse Woman (?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:52 AM (wzUl9)

138 The crazy/bug eyes are.... a bit of a turn off.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (jtM2q)

139 Travel well!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 09:50 AM (MABZ1)

Thanks for trying. It's always entertaining to try to find the issue!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (vwgrM)

140 85 did you forget the /sarc?
it really speaks to me.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (R11M+)

141 Bald Mouse Woman (?)

Hmm. *starts humming "Black Magic Woman*

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (XuXeR)

142 Watched the Colion Noir video on the Pretti shoot.

Damn.....That wasn't a good shoot.

Someone is going away for that. Just a really unnecessary situation all around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

143 I'd like that painting airbrushed on a van
Posted by: PA Dutchman

Oh yeah *fistbump*

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (hFWpp)

144 Bald Mouse Woman

She made a stop in Brazil.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (jc0TO)

145 Was this artist a Satanist or witch or something because he had at least one other creepy bat woman picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (dSKRp)

146 Bucket list pickup if I win the lottery. Why? Because I could.

https://tinyurl.com/km483p9a

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2026 09:54 AM (qw6Uy)

147
Thanks for trying. It's always entertaining to try to find the issue!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (vwgrM)

Just ask Ace. He won't like it. He hates everything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

148 he had at least one other creepy bat woman picture."

"I'm Batman"

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:54 AM (XuXeR)

149 If I was a leftist I would hang this.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:54 AM (KDPiq)

150 Got a Bald Mouse woman
Got a Bald Mouse woman
I've got a Bald Mouse woman
Got me so blind, I can't see

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (nWPIJ)

151 Odd, I might hang but I'm not sure where.
Thx CBD, have a great weekend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (IDEQi)

152 sp(.)(.)ky

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (3uBP9)

153 I suppose having no vestigial nipples qualifies as a plus.

Posted by: Take What You Can Get at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (oftw2)

154 95 the devil was an angel...

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (R11M+)

155 This place. Debating the aerodynamics of the bat girl.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 09:56 AM (pDt9x)

156 She made a stop in Brazil."

So did I!

/ the Pacific Clipper

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 09:56 AM (XuXeR)

157 Got a Bald Mouse woman
Got a Bald Mouse woman
I've got a Bald Mouse woman
Got me so blind, I can't see
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2026

***
"Long bald woman in a bat dress,
Just a 5'9" beautiful tall --
With just one look, I was a bad mess
'Cause that long bald woman had it all . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:56 AM (wzUl9)

158 And I'm lookin

At yo tittays

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

159 >>> This place. Debating the aerodynamics of the bat girl.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2026 09:56 AM (pDt9x)

A perfect application of the area rule. They should have this painting in AE textbooks.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (3uBP9)

160 As-Depicted: Self Portrait of Huma Abedin visualizing ALL THAT IS POSSIBLE with the Soros-family monie's and assets deployed through out the world...

An Evil the Likes of Which the WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN.
Pissing ctHILLARY off who only too soon forgot -- Greater Evil ALWAYS destroys its Maker.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (tZvvN)

161 Watched the Colion Noir video on the Pretti shoot.

Damn.....That wasn't a good shoot.

Someone is going away for that. Just a really unnecessary situation all around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

Did it have sound?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (KDPiq)

162 155 This place. Debating the aerodynamics of the bat girl.
___

Laden or unladen?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (Dv3i1)

163 She doesn't look like Yvonne Craig

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (IDEQi)

164 https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-TheWARonNormalPeople
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-OneNation
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-TheFrankenRabbit
https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-theOBAMANOMICON

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (NmvSi)

165
Did it have sound?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:57 AM (KDPiq)

Other than him talking, not much. Just a segment with the annoying as f*ck whistles.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Time to run out to the store, all. Later! Enjoy the bat woman!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (wzUl9)

167 Other than him talking, not much. Just a segment with the annoying as f*ck whistles.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

So you couldn’t tell if someone yelled Gun or if his gun went off?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (KDPiq)

168 Is this one of those fucked up absinthe advertisements?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (XvL8K)

169 95 I like it but not sure if she is a angel or devil
Posted by: Skip

That's your subconscious trying DESPERATELY to justify banging the obvious demon.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 10:00 AM (JCZqz)

170 Do we have an updated AI rendition of this piece?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (oT7pT)

171 Pénot was concerned first and foremost with anatomically accurate portrayals of women.

Uh, I don't know how to break it to you, but...wings? Female gelflings have wings, but not humans.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (JCZqz)

172 How long will the enstompening last?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:01 AM (GBKbO)

173 ...Almost 50 years before the world was introduced to The Batman in issue 27 of Detective Comics, the b-tier Academic artist Albert Joseph Pénot fused the …
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B-tier painter a lot better than some of the A-tier.
If only the face as well as the body.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (hG1+u)

174 Brits renege on ban of IRGC.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (0KSrI)

175 sp(.)(.)ky
Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 09:55 AM (3uBP9)
++++
LOL well done

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (MABZ1)

176 Fast Company

01-30-2026
NEWS

National Shutdown: General strike on January 30 aims to push ICE out of Minnesota. Stores closed, protests scheduled in all 50 states
Organizers are urging Americans nationwide to skip work, school, and shopping today after two fatal shootings by ICE agents.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (NFX2v)

177 So you couldn’t tell if someone yelled Gun or if his gun went off?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (KDPiq)

He goes over that and there's subtitles. The one guy yells gun, then the other guy pulls his weapon and shoots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

178 Brits renege on ban of IRGC.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2026 10:02 AM (0KSrI)

The brits are 3 inches away from sharia.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

179 National Shutdown: General strike on January 30 aims to push ICE out of Minnesota. Stores closed, protests scheduled in all 50 states
Organizers are urging Americans nationwide to skip work, school, and shopping today after two fatal shootings by ICE agents.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (NFX2v)
++++
Most people are more than smart enough to know that if they participate and aren't schoolteachers or NGO apparatchiks, they move right to the top of the RIF list.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (MABZ1)

180 I think this painting is a portent of things to come. My prediction? There will be nekid pinguin girl paintings.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (3uBP9)

181 The brits are 3 inches away from sharia.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
You think it's that far?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (MABZ1)

182 Time to run out to the store, all. "

That'll be a short run, as the entire country is on strike, remember?

Or not.

Posted by: man at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (XuXeR)

183 Albert Joseph Pénod

*********

An American Sojourn - a limerick

The French artist Joseph Pénod
Was a whimsical horny old sod
He said, "It appears I'll be gone a few years.
I'm going to be painting a broad."

Posted by: muldoon at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (qgHp7)

184 Ace did post a nood, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for twisted thrills with Park Chan-wook at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (GBKbO)

185 >>Damn.....That wasn't a good shoot.

Andrew Branca disagrees. *shrug*

Posted by: one hour sober at January 30, 2026 10:05 AM (Y1sOo)

186 nood

early ace

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2026 10:06 AM (3uBP9)

187 ++++
You think it's that far?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2026 10:04 AM (MABZ1)

You can't say things online.

You can't pray in public.

You can't fly the country's flag.

You can't investigate rape gangs.

Yeah, I'd say they're almost there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)

188 Ace has overnooded the nood

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 30, 2026 10:08 AM (zQwXC)

189 you couldn’t tell if someone yelled Gun or if his gun went off?
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 09:59 AM (KDPiq)

He goes over that and there's subtitles. The one guy yells gun, then the other guy pulls his weapon and shoots.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 30, 2026 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

That’s a huge factor. Also whether the resisting Antifa retard’s gun went off accidentally.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (KDPiq)

190 Noodin a Don LeMon over a Friday nude chick is borderline criminal.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 30, 2026 10:10 AM (sl73Y)

191 Bat Girl>>That Girl>>Fat Girl

Posted by: Ratin' The Wimmens at January 30, 2026 10:11 AM (oftw2)

192 120 indeed.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 10:14 AM (R11M+)

193 But there are still boob puns to be milked!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 30, 2026 10:16 AM (jc0TO)

194 179. Most people are more than smart enough to know that if they participate and aren't schoolteachers or NGO apparatchiks, they move right to the top of the RIF list.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

👍 within reason. Masked and/or off the clock embolden some. (See Pretti.)

PA Retailers Targeted for Closures/Boycotts (Jan 30, 2026):
Organizers are calling for a boycott of major retailers, focusing on: Walmart, Amazon (including Amazon Fresh/Whole Foods which is set to close anyway), Best Buy, Major Gas Stations/Fast Food Chains, Starbucks.

🤞 I'm so looking forward to the news of anyone in my county bold enough to risk a good a** kicking for obstructing shopping at Walmart, gas stations and fast food chains.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (NFX2v)

195 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza the at January 30, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

196 123 perfect.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 10:28 AM (R11M+)

197 124 "chili sauce!"

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 10:29 AM (R11M+)

198 136 mehicano ideal.

Posted by: cmeat at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (R11M+)

199 Would

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at January 30, 2026 10:32 AM (xcxpd)

200 I say, 'what-what, in the butt'

Posted by: Butters at January 30, 2026 10:40 AM (Y1sOo)

201 Sniff.
I used to be a thing.

Posted by: The Art Thread at January 30, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

202 Oh look, Parma girl, on a typical Friday night in Cleveland.

Posted by: Seen in the flats. Often. at January 30, 2026 10:47 AM (xj28v)

203 Weird.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 30, 2026 10:59 AM (hGjAx)

204 Je l'ai fait et j'ai survécu pour le dire

Posted by: epador at January 30, 2026 12:06 PM (TRnzq)

205 Her eyes tell the world she really wants those whips & chains, too.

Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2026 12:18 PM (ayRl+)

206 He said she could …

She said she would …

But she couldn't …

So she didn't.

Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2026 12:20 PM (ayRl+)

207 Dang and stuff, her eyes...the crazy is always in the eyes.

Posted by: AlecK at January 30, 2026 12:25 PM (cMlC1)

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