Of Course: Jihadist Muslim Antifa AG Keith Ellison Prosecuted Christians for Protesting <i>Outside</i> a Mosque Under the FACE Act, but Insists His Left-Wing Antifa Thug Buddies Have an Inviolable Right to Storm <i>Christian</i> Churches

Of Course: Jihadist Muslim Antifa AG Keith Ellison Prosecuted Christians for Protesting Outside a Mosque Under the FACE Act, but Insists His Left-Wing Antifa Thug Buddies Have an Inviolable Right to Storm Christian Churches

Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC
ABOUT FACE:
Minnesota AG Keith Ellison has called for the use of the FACE Act to prosecute protests at mosques, according to @FreeBeacon
review.
Now, Ellison insists the FACE Act shouldn't apply to Don Lemon and comrades' storming of a church.
I should mention: the two mosque cases involved protesters *outside* the mosques.
Don Lemon and friends did their thing *inside* the church.

Chuck Ross at the Free Beacon:

'They're Getting Tender About a Church Service': Minnesota AG Keith Ellison Defends Left-Wing Agitators Who Stormed Minnesota Church

'None of us are immune from the voice of the public,' Ellison said in an interview with Don Lemon, who accompanied the agitators and boasted of conducting 'reconnaissance'

By saying he took the military action of "reconnaissance" before an action, Don Lemon again confesses to being a part of the church invasion, not just a disinterested "journalist" who just happened to have been there.

Minnesota attorney general Keith Ellison (D.) defended the group of anti-ICE agitators who stormed a St. Paul church on Sunday, telling former CNN host Don Lemon--who accompanied the agitators and boasted of conducting "reconnaissance" ahead of the stunt--that critics of the incident were "getting tender about a church service."

Oh we're "tender"? We're pussies?

Well we'll see what happens when we storm a mosque. We'll see who's "tender" then.

...
The incident sparked a federal civil rights investigation and calls to arrest Lemon for his role in the ordeal. A defiant Lemon mocked the churchgoers on Monday, saying they had a sense of "entitlement" that stems from "a white supremacy." He also insisted he was at the protest as a journalist and not an activist, and that disrupting a church service is protected by the First Amendment.
Ellison agreed.
"I think that protest is fundamental to American society. You know, it's freedom of expression. People have a right to lift up their voices and make their peace. And none of us are immune from the voice of the public," Ellison told Lemon.
"They're getting tender about a church service now," added Ellison, who is Muslim.

Unrelated: The Bulwark -- created, allegedly, to "conserve conservatism" -- is having a banner day.

Bill Kristol says he can answer the question "Can a man become a woman?" easily -- yes they can, and he knows many trannies he considers to be women.

Extravagantly queer Tim Miller says that women shouldn't be bothered to see dicks in their locker rooms because he, too, sometimes sees dicks in locker rooms that he has no interest in. (Citation needed.)

And Mona Charen says that any NeverTrumpers who chose to support Trump anyway because elections are binary choices and the left is worse just have difficulty with thinking.

Well said by @Timodc. I’d add that no one is under any obligation to answer metaphysical or theological questions.

Having said that, I suppose if I were asked, I’d answer: Yes. It seems pretty clear-cut to me. I mean, I personally know adults who were men and are now women. https://t.co/VafiiUAKz7
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 19, 2026

Tim Miller: I'm gay but sometimes there are naked men in locker rooms that I don't enjoy looking at. That's just life. Therefore biological males should be allowed to use female locker rooms. pic.twitter.com/kZXxBs7U34 https://t.co/b6uPbIHIrk
— MAZE (@mazemoore) January 19, 2026

One of the most clarifying things about you and The Bulwark is that you will simply attack anyone who isn't you, even the most never-Trump people on the right, making a completely rational observation. Just as you are doing here.

Keep cashing the checks.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) January 20, 2026

Mona, you write for The Bulwark. Dishonesty is your brand. And I guess “asshole” is, too. https://t.co/ICCJtvJsln
— Kimberly Ross (@SouthernKeeks) January 20, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 04:49 PM

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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2026 04:48 PM (zjgNU)

2 As with everything, the left doesn't have principles, it has principals.

Its never wrong when they do it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 20, 2026 04:49 PM (zjgNU)

3 Also, seems we have a gray day. (I think I fixed it from her on)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at January 20, 2026 04:50 PM (zjgNU)

4 Here

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at January 20, 2026 04:50 PM (zjgNU)

5 That fat bastard AG ought to be one of the first in manacles and shackles and frog marched into the court room

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 20, 2026 04:50 PM (3Ope8)

6 Nope, failure. Can't fix that formatting issue

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at January 20, 2026 04:50 PM (zjgNU)

7 Of course!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 20, 2026 04:50 PM (Cjt/F)

8 Guess I better nood since I'm just dulling the blade here

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at January 20, 2026 04:50 PM (zjgNU)

9 i fixed the error without deleting the post.

That's a win.

Posted by: ace at January 20, 2026 04:52 PM (1wjle)

10 Extravagantly queer Tim Miller says that women shouldn't be bothered to see dicks in their locker rooms because he, too, sometimes sees dicks in locker rooms that he has no interest in. (Citation needed.)

Posted by: Ace at 04:49 PM

THIS is the cruelty I come here for.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at January 20, 2026 04:52 PM (zjgNU)

11 Keith Eliison is why Muslims need to be deported to their own countries, and never permitted in ours.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 20, 2026 04:52 PM (a+4eV)

12 I hope they put the squeeze on Lemon.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 04:52 PM (vFG9F)

13 As with everything, the left doesn't have principles, it has principals.

And then there are those who suffer from the same maladies as Gavrilo did. They have Princip Ills.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2026 04:53 PM (Riz8t)

14 the Soros AG project was hella successful

dammit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 04:53 PM (emBoF)

15 I'm still happy on the news that Usha is pregnant and due in July!

How funny would it be if Usha gave birth to a boy on July 4, on the 250th anniversary of the signing of the declaration? The left would pass out.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2026 04:54 PM (Eng1Z)

16 Who WRITES those checks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2026 04:54 PM (pkeXY)

17 Don't trust ~~bulwark~~ bulldyke. Bulldyke is asshoe.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at January 20, 2026 04:54 PM (zjgNU)

18
Coming soon: Leftists allied with Musloids to attack Christians and Jews.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 04:54 PM (tgvbd)

19 "Now, Ellison insists the FACE Act shouldn't apply to Don Lemon and comrades' storming of a church."

Storm a mosque and see what happens.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

20 JD Vance - Voivode of Wallachia

Lock them up.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (NtVYv)

21 Extravagantly queer Tim Miller says that women shouldn't be bothered to see dicks in their locker rooms because he, too, sometimes sees dicks in locker rooms that he has no interest in. (Citation needed.)

"Citation needed". Haw!

Posted by: Paco at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (2L+MU)

22 It's always amazing to see Bill Kristol so completely own the title of "pathetic clown". Whenever I think he's fallen as low as he can go, he digs down a little deeper.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (giMmT)

23 Good job Minnesota voting for a Muslim

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

24 "Now, Ellison insists the FACE Act shouldn't apply to Don Lemon and comrades' storming of a church."

Storm a mosque and see what happens.
Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

And why not Achmed Ellison ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (NtVYv)

25
I hope they put the squeeze on Lemon.
Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 04:52 PM (vFG9F)

To make LemonAIDS?

Oh, please. Y'all were thinking it, I just said it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (y9nCu)

26 Keith Eliison is why Muslims need to be deported to their own countries, and never permitted in ours.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 20, 2026 04:52 PM (a+4eV)

This.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (snZF9)

27 How funny would it be if Usha gave birth to a boy on July 4, on the 250th anniversary of the signing of the declaration? The left would pass out.

it would be AWESOME - little TJ Vance!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (emBoF)

28 Well we'll see what happens when we storm a mosque. We'll see who's "tender" then.

The left is pretty clear about this stuff.

When they have power they use it against their enemies. The church protestors are their people so of course Ellison is going to defend them.

I expect they will continue escalating in MN unless they are stopped. Yes Karen Deathwheels ate a bullet for attacking an ICE agent, but it looks like they feel they can ramp up the violence against non/off duty federal agents

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (sKqQm)

29 Step 1: We know need to get out all the Soros AGs.
And activist judges.
And woke commies.
And globobozos.
And illegal fraudsters.

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2026 04:56 PM (Eng1Z)

30 If my name was Mona, I'd change it. It sounds like a Boston prostitute trying too hard.

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2026 04:56 PM (dIske)

31 Talking to the buldyke people or the left (but I repeat myself) is impossible because they pretend not to understand the issue, making discussion impossible.

The "seeing body parts you don't want to see" is MAINLY about children, which is why the buldykes are for it.

The other side is the "having my body parts seen by people who are getting a sexual kick out of it" which is similarly important.

Which part they are studiously ignoring.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at January 20, 2026 04:56 PM (zjgNU)

32 Oh yeah you already said that.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 04:56 PM (vFG9F)

33 🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 04:56 PM (RHGPo)

34 Good job Minnesota voting for a Muslim
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

Fucking Minny Soda. They always have their heads up their bungs.

They are as bad as my home state, Gavin Newsomeland

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (NtVYv)

35 Love me tender.

Posted by: Fat Elvis at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (UjdFS)

36 Welp...

The weather looks terrible for North and Centra Texas and all across the South this weekend:

https://myradar.com/videos/6340

Hopefully, we just get snow. Ice storms are the worst.

I also hope they've corrected all of the problems that showed up in 2021.

If not, all the pols involved need to be voted out and all the workers fired.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (iJfKG)

37 The Bulwark fuckers... how many of the neocons or old con inc guys actually believed it.

I am glad we know who they are, but it kind of sucks. Not that I ever took inspiration from frothy lipped bill kristol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (zZu0s)

38 Who's he kidding. Tim Miller never saw a dick he didn't want to suck.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (KDPiq)

39 > That's a win.

Congrats!

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (Yp6az)

40 >>> it would be AWESOME - little TJ Vance!

Okay, I love that. Plus he named his half Indian son after a slaaaaaaaaveholder! All the right people will be upset.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (Eng1Z)

41 “Can a man become a woman” is such a rage bait bullshit question. It has no bearing on policy. In a free country an adult can become whatever they want if they don’t harm others.

Stares openmouthed. If it has no bearing on policy, why are you supporting men in women's locker rooms and bathrooms? Why do you insist that men be allowed to mingle naked with adolescent and younger girls? Why are you demanding that we put trannies in the military? despite the fact that putting manifestly undeployable people in the military will get people killed. The whole POINT of the argument is that it harms other people, you fatuous twat.

Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (Riz8t)

42 Extravagantly queer Tim Miller

Wonderful family photos of Tim, his husband and their daughter here.

https://tinyurl.com/2ssbb8v5

Posted by: Strange Brew at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (454ad)

43
And when a church or synagogue is shot up, bishops, rabbis and elders will ask, "What did we do to provoke them?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (tgvbd)

44 Has Don Lemon found the plane yet?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (2Ez/1)

45 Keith Eliison is why Muslims need to be deported to their own countries, and never permitted in ours.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 20, 2026 04:52 PM (a+4eV)

This.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 20, 2026 04:55 PM (snZF9)

No. He's only PART of the reason.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian [/q] at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (zjgNU)

46 Mona Charen?! That braindead virago is still working! LOL. I feel like I'm in a time machine. Unreal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (BI5O2)

47 Can a man become a woman” is such a rage bait bullshit question. It has no bearing on policy. In a free country an adult can become whatever they want if they don’t harm others. The DHS Secretary has an entirely new face & the president wears more makeup than most drag queens.

=================

You idiot. Of course allowing potential rapists and perverts to see girls and women unclothed against their will is "harming them".

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (8avO+)

48 Funny, I read an interview where AG Keith Ellison claimed not to know that FACE covered religious worship.

Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (RHGPo)

49 "disrupting a church service is protected by the First Amendment."

Did this dickhead get his degree from a cereal box? NO. That is the unequivocal legal answer. Churches are private property, individual congregations are permitted to set and enforce conduct rules, remove violators, and contact law enforcement for assistance. There is no constitutional right to protest a private religious assembly. In the 1972 case Lloyd Corp. v. Tanner, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that just because an establishment is open to the public does not mean it automatically becomes a public forum. Forty years later, in Hosanna-Tabor Evangelical Lutheran Church and School v. EEOC, the high court again emphasized the autonomy of religious institutions.

This is settled, black letter law. No grey area. Every one of those protesters should be prosecuted, should be convicted, and face years in jail. Every single one. Including Don Lemon.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (tV890)

50 Damn. Re: Greenland

It still feels like there is shit we don't know beyond the strategic importance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)

51 There was a tweet a couple weeks about about how most of politics is the Left pretending not to understand things, making it impossible to discuss.

Well, here they are pretending not to understand that these tranny performances in locker rooms, in front of kids, or even anywhere in public are them getting off on the act. They are using the unwitting as part of their sexual fantasy.

This is bad enough in public, but to do it in a woman's locker room is sexual assault.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 20, 2026 04:59 PM (5XW27)

52 That Bill Kristol photo is the gayest looking photo ever. Also it has to be at least ten years old.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 04:59 PM (KDPiq)

53 I'm sure Don has performed reconnaissance on his share of sphincters.

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2026 04:59 PM (UjdFS)

54 Who's he kidding. Tim Miller never saw a dick he didn't want to suck.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (KDPiq)

THAT'S THE JOKE

Posted by: Rainier Wolfcastle at January 20, 2026 04:59 PM (zjgNU)

55 The Bulwark fuckers... how many of the neocons or old con inc guys actually believed it.

I am glad we know who they are, but it kind of sucks. Not that I ever took inspiration from frothy lipped bill kristol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 20, 2026 04:57 PM (zZu0s)

They were marginal before they betrayed everyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 20, 2026 04:59 PM (8avO+)

56 Why do normal people live in the Islamic Republic of Minnesota ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 20, 2026 05:00 PM (J9q9v)

57 Aetius, China is launching 200,000 new satellites .

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2026 05:00 PM (0KSrI)

58 # 51 -- insert "ago" in there somewhere. Your choice where.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 20, 2026 05:00 PM (5XW27)

59
Where's Walz? Where does he seek asylum? I'm thinking China but it's just a short dash to Canada and Carney's loving arms.

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2026 05:00 PM (Y8DZL)

60 Damn. Re: Greenland

It still feels like there is shit we don't know beyond the strategic importance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
......

Melania likes rubies?

Posted by: wth at January 20, 2026 05:01 PM (UjdFS)

61 Can a man become a woman” is such a rage bait bullshit question. It has no bearing on policy. In a free country an adult can become whatever they want if they don’t harm others.

It has no bearing on policy? We have spaces men are not allowed in like women's locker rooms.

So do these men claiming to be women get to go there or not? That is a policy question.

No one is arguing that a man can put on a dress and call himself a pretty pretty princess. The question is can he force everyone else to play along?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)

62 My goodness. The scores that will be settled when this shit really kicks off will be Biblical in scale.

Civil War 2 will need a 30pg official program with 8x10 color glossy photographs and a foldout Gant chart.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:01 PM (rR5Mv)

63 "disrupting a church service is protected by the First Amendment."

"disrupting a Costco is protected by the First Amendment."

"disrupting a yoga class is protected by the First Amendment."

"disrupting a symphony concert is protected by the First Amendment."

"disrupting an NBA game is protected by the First Amendment."

This is fun.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 20, 2026 05:01 PM (2Ez/1)

64 Mona Charon? Holy shit, I haven’t heard that name in 20 years.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:01 PM (d4dD2)

65 still feels like there is shit we don't know beyond the strategic importance.

Cthulu lies sleeping in Greenland.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 20, 2026 05:01 PM (Kt19C)

66 57 Aetius, China is launching 200,000 new satellites .
Posted by: Ben Had

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correction - China is staking a claim to launch 200,000 satellites. Probably just a land grab to prevent others from using certain orbits. It may take them a long time to get that many up there.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 20, 2026 05:02 PM (5XW27)

67 Who will the Bulwark hire next? A homunculus cultivated from a mole on Liz Cheney's back?

And is JV Last still alive? I watched their election night coverage, and I put him on deathwatch. We was... not well.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 05:02 PM (BI5O2)

68 Can a man change his DNA to XX? All discussion stops right there.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2026 05:02 PM (0KSrI)

69 Are they putting something the water? These people are insane. Social media has fucked their brains.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:02 PM (oT7pT)

70 >>> White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland

Trump's present to lady liberty on her anniversary: greenland and alberta as territories, and the might of the US's support helped free the venezuelan, iranian, and cuban people from tyranny.

(not quite there yet with all those, still much more to do, complicated business.)

Melania will be jealous, she just gets jewelry on their anniversary.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2026 05:02 PM (Eng1Z)

71 O/T but sad news: Jazz acoustic guitarist Ralph Towner has died at age 85. In addition to his solo and group recordings, he also played with the Paul Winter Consort, and with the group 'Oregon'.

Posted by: gdgm+ at January 20, 2026 05:02 PM (C5GSe)

72 Bill Kristol has the look of a bratwurst on the grill right before it splits down the middle.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:02 PM (rR5Mv)

73 It is disrespectful to call females of the opposite sex capable of having a baby..

The proper term is "Birthing persons" and don't you forget it Mister !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 20, 2026 05:03 PM (J9q9v)

74 "This is settled, black letter law. No grey area. Every one of those protesters should be prosecuted, should be convicted, and face years in jail. Every single one. Including Don Lemon.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law"

But yet...

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at January 20, 2026 05:03 PM (vFG9F)

75 57 Aetius, China is launching 200,000 new satellites .
Posted by: Ben Had

Kessler syndrome somehow benefits them?

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2026 05:03 PM (Y8DZL)

76 Over/under how many tranny cocks Bill Kristol has sucked.

I’m starting the line at 17.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:03 PM (d4dD2)

77 Kill ALL Utilitarians.

That's the first step to healing.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:03 PM (ZcsJV)

78 "disrupting an NBA game is protected by the First Amendment."

After a summer of the left burning cities, people peacefully protested at the People's House. In response on leftist shot a protestor at short range in the neck and another beat a woman to death with a truncheon. And the left gave them medals for doing it.

So if you were to show up to protest at an NBA game in MN Ellison would arrest you and argue "this case is different"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 05:04 PM (sKqQm)

79 56 Why do normal people live in the Islamic Republic of Minnesota ???

Once you get completely demoralized, you just look at the shithole world and think "Well, the world sucks more today than it did yesterday, a year ago, ten years ago, when I was growing up. But I'll be dead soon, it's not worth bothering with it anymore."

Posted by: Strange Brew at January 20, 2026 05:04 PM (454ad)

80 Why do normal people live in the Islamic Republic of Minnesota ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 20, 2026 05:00 PM (J9q9v)

——————-

Where else you gonna get Lutefisk at 3 AM?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 20, 2026 05:04 PM (u73oe)

81 New policy for Christian Churches: We arrange for people to meet Jesus. Whether that's before or after they've accepted him depends on their actions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2026 05:04 PM (lUFok)

82 >>O/T but sad news: Jazz acoustic guitarist Ralph Towner has died at age 85

Didn't he just die 2 days ago?

Dude is having a bad week.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:04 PM (ZcsJV)

83 76.
Kristol's prostate has taken more punches than Mike Tyson's speed bag.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:05 PM (rR5Mv)

84 Bill Kristol has the look of a bratwurst on the grill right before it splits down the middle.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:02 PM (rR5Mv)

Dude, if your brats are mostly fat, with a waxy color, and start oozing an unseemly ichor when you warm them up, you need to switch brands.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 05:05 PM (BI5O2)

85 Minnesota: The land of 10,000 Homely Screaming Lesbians !

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 20, 2026 05:05 PM (J9q9v)

86 Maybe Greenland has rare earth materials ?

Cut the Chicoms out

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2026 05:05 PM (NtVYv)

87 It's not about the law or justice.
This is about power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:05 PM (xcxpd)

88 Civil War 2 will need a 30pg official program with 8x10 color glossy photographs and a foldout Gant chart.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:01 PM (rR5Mv)

Just remember...

The Revolution will not be Televised!

https://tinyurl.com/44z6y8cd

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2026 05:06 PM (iJfKG)

89 Why do normal people live in the Islamic Republic of Minnesota ???/

Election 2024:

The Ho: 1.7M
Trump: 1.5M

So its not really a blue state even. I think its reasonable to assume most actual living citizens voted for Trump based on this numbers...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)

90 "When a man becomes a woman" by Percey Sledge....

Posted by: man at January 20, 2026 05:06 PM (XuXeR)

91 ugh

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)

92 This is interesting. I did not know this

"Yes, the U.S. does mine rare earth minerals, primarily at the Mountain Pass mine in California, but it heavily relies on China for processing and refining these materials, creating significant supply chain vulnerabilities for technologies used in defense and green energy. While other deposits exist (like in Wyoming) and new facilities are emerging, the U.S. struggles to compete with China's established dominance in the refining stage, sending most raw concentrates overseas for final production. "

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2026 05:07 PM (NtVYv)

93 Quick someone tell the barrel I went that way!

/18-1 runs the other way

Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

94 84.

He's got that Terminal Stage Garry Shandling look. Probably shouldn't buy green bananas.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:07 PM (rR5Mv)

95 "disrupting an WNBA game is protected by the First Amendment."

Umm...

Posted by: Flying Green Dildos at January 20, 2026 05:07 PM (Dv3i1)

96 89 Why do normal people live in the Islamic Republic of Minnesota ???/

Election 2024:

The Ho: 1.7M
Trump: 1.5M

So its not really a blue state even. I think its reasonable to assume most actual living citizens voted for Trump based on this numbers...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 20, 2026 05:06 PM (sKqQm)

Yes, but the normies don't have control of the state. And the normies won't take control.

See also WA and OR.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:07 PM (xcxpd)

97 50 Damn. Re: Greenland

It still feels like there is shit we don't know beyond the strategic importance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 20, 2026 04:58 PM (zZu0s)

__________________________

It would be hilarious if the deal goes through and some new fangled process allows the discovery and mining of some previously undiscovered valuable resource.

The sound you would hear worldwide would be face palms in unison.

China especially would be disappointed that they hadn't had the opportunity to exploit one of the most profitable and significant fishing coasts on the planet.

Posted by: Orson at January 20, 2026 05:07 PM (dIske)

98 Never been to Minnesota, suspect once Muslims start moving in its then they move up the ladder and take over the area.
NY will be next

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 05:07 PM (Ia/+0)

99 He should face civil rights charges for uneven civil rights enforcement under color of law.

Posted by: sven at January 20, 2026 05:07 PM (MUJd1)

100 >>>Over/under how many tranny cocks Bill Kristol has sucked.

I’m starting the line at 17.

Posted by: Really??

>What's the over/under on how many bulls have fucked his spouse?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:08 PM (oT7pT)

101 So if the left does not approve of the job you have then they have the right to harass, threaten, even beat you? Somehow that doesn't sound right. Seems to me you have the right to protect yourself no matter how far you have to go.

Posted by: Case at January 20, 2026 05:08 PM (4rWc3)

102 "I’m starting the line at 17.

Posted by: Really??

And that's before lunch.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:08 PM (vFG9F)

103 Better question is why do normal people live in Minneapolis. And the answer is not many do. I know a few people who live in the outskirts of the city, 25ish miles from downtown out and they’re perfectly normal.

Pretty much applicable to every large city in the country.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:09 PM (d4dD2)

104 Nevermind making comparisons to mosques.

Let any of us protest inside an Episcopal church and see how fast we go to prison.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 20, 2026 05:09 PM (oSeBJ)

105 I really feel like I'm living in an alternate universe.
Common sense is completely lost on these people.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 05:09 PM (NpAcC)

106 "None of us are immune from the voice of the public,' Ellison said ...

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TRANSLATION: "Scalise, Rand Paul, Trump, Charlie Kirk, et. al. had it coming."

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 20, 2026 05:10 PM (RoUkY)

107
An Air Force general visits Thule in January. His departure is delayed by the airman having trouble getting the vacuum line to the plane's toilet attached. The airman is told to get a move on or he's in trouble. He replies, "I'm an airman in Thule in January and I'm pumping shit out of a plane. How much worse can you make it?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 05:10 PM (tgvbd)

108 Mona Charon ferries souls across the River Tard.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:10 PM (rR5Mv)

109 What if GOD created a place for homely females in this world?

Never mind he did already... It is called Minniesoda !!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 20, 2026 05:10 PM (J9q9v)

110 Are the Lincoln Loggers still around?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2026 05:10 PM (pkeXY)

111 ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark,

I understand the strategic importance of Greenland. That said, it needs to go on the back burner on simmer. There should be a laser dot on the crap occurring in Minnesota. I've been patiently waiting for Bondi and Patel to bring the sharp edged sword out of the scabbard. I understand they're fighting a multi-front battle both external and internal. Enough is enough. It's time.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 20, 2026 05:10 PM (T3puI)

112 Over/under how many tranny cocks Bill Kristol has sucked.

I’m starting the line at 17.

Posted by: Really??

>What's the over/under on how many bulls have fucked his spouse?

Kristol, Charen, Miller, they're all Kabbalists.

Whatever your estimate of they're perversions are, double it and add 10 to it to get the real number.

Posted by: Strange Brew at January 20, 2026 05:11 PM (454ad)

113 Over/under how many tranny cocks Bill Kristol has sucked.

I’m starting the line at 17.
Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:03 PM (d4dD2)

***

That's just a decent Thursday

Posted by: Truck monkey at January 20, 2026 05:11 PM (affD0)

114 New policy for Christian Churches: We arrange for people to meet Jesus. Whether that's before or after they've accepted him depends on their actions.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 20, 2026 05:04 PM (lUFok)

Lol! Kind of a new take on "God will judge Bin Laden - Army Rangers will arrange the meeting."

Posted by: pookysgirl may have seen that here at January 20, 2026 05:11 PM (Wt5PA)

115 Why do normal people live in the Islamic Republic of Minnesota ???

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I think it might be because they were there before the Islamic invasion of Minnesota. Now they are prisoners ? Just a thought.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2026 05:11 PM (g47mK)

116 If they don't squash Lemon it will be open season on churches.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:12 PM (vFG9F)

117 Today, I had a tire on my sons car repaired after it went flat and useless. I aptly call the tire "Mona Charen", just by chance.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2026 05:12 PM (Kxh5T)

118 Ralph Towner has passed. Have a album by Towner , Blue Sun. Recommended. Everyday, old friends and acquaintances join the long night parade. It beckons to me.

Posted by: kingsman at January 20, 2026 05:12 PM (ehY6c)

119 What would Keith Ellison do about the KKK shutting down a black church service in Minnesota? He would prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law.

Posted by: Wofus at January 20, 2026 05:12 PM (CNa+A)

120 107
An Air Force general visits Thule in January. His departure is delayed by the airman having trouble getting the vacuum line to the plane's toilet attached. The airman is told to get a move on or he's in trouble. He replies, "I'm an airman in Thule in January and I'm pumping shit out of a plane. How much worse can you make it?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 05:10 PM (tgvbd)

You got Chelsea Clinton Pregnant and you have to marry her and live with the wicked witch of west on Martha's Vineyard...

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 20, 2026 05:12 PM (J9q9v)

121 Men using a hairdryer to dry their balls? Is this a thing?
Definitely get the hell out of my locker room.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2026 05:13 PM (NpAcC)

122 Aint no party like a Don Lemon Party cause a Don Lemon Party don't stop.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:13 PM (rR5Mv)

123 In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark,

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that's a lot of money; Denmark's GDP is 460B.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2026 05:13 PM (g47mK)

124 "the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark,"

Get 'r done. Strike while the iron is hot. Take the money and run.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:13 PM (vFG9F)

125 Meanwhile, that little elf on a shelf, Fauci, has faded into the crabgrass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:14 PM (oT7pT)

126 Kristol is an old Native American word for retard.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:14 PM (d4dD2)

127 Locker Rooms should be rape rooms! - Tim Miller

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2026 05:14 PM (n5tGW)

128 While other deposits exist (like in Wyoming) and new facilities are emerging, the U.S. struggles to compete with China's established dominance in the refining stage, sending most raw concentrates overseas for final production. "
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

I'm blaming the Clintons for that one. They were all in on exporting our raw materials to other countries.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 20, 2026 05:14 PM (a+4eV)

129 124 "the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark,"
.

Throw in a six pack of Old Milwaukee Lite and you have a deal...

Posted by: Sven The Danish PM at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (J9q9v)

130 125.

Satan's Lawn Gnome will have his reckoning. He'll face a stern judge someday.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (rR5Mv)

131 >>I mean, I personally know adults who were men and are now women.

You see everyday when you look in the mirror.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)

132 Trump seemed intoxicated at his press conference this is the 3rd week of the month where he will get his infusion the one where the hand bruises always show

All the newest polls continue to show decreasing approval.

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (4tReG)

133 Gee its not like theres any examples from history about what happens in a divided country when radicals start getting violent with churches and clergy..what could go wrong?

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (BkbkS)

134 There should be a laser dot on the crap occurring in Minnesota.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 20, 2026 05:10 PM (T3puI)
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I'm having a really tough time with Minnesota. I do empathize with what I'm sure are the good and decent people of the state, but at some point you have to look at a population of people and tell them to get their heads out of their asses and take their city/county/state/national government back themselves.

I am pretty much at the point where I see massive Federal intervention in Minnesota/Minneapolis the same as I see us putting boots on the ground in Iran. On the one hand the powers in place are shit and the people are being repressed, but at the same time...you fucking voted for this shit, dumbasses.

Posted by: ballistic at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (5aZAZ)

135 This is settled, black letter law. No grey area. Every one of those protesters should be prosecuted, should be convicted, and face years in jail. Every single one. Including Don Lemon.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law

And every church member in attendance should be an individual charge against the "protesters".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (c+YYE)

136 Some serious third world corrupt political shiite goings on in Minnesota.

Overt in your face "Ef You" from certain politicians. Not to be unexpected since the third world upbringing POS "Ef You, I Won",

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2026 05:16 PM (/lPRQ)

137 I'm all for it. They ain't making any more land.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:16 PM (vFG9F)

138 132

Are the walls closing in on Trump?

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:16 PM (rR5Mv)

139 Do we have $700B lying around to do this?

Who am I kidding we’ll just use the federal reserve credit card.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:16 PM (d4dD2)

140 The good people of Minnesota should vote harder.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2026 05:16 PM (rbvCR)

141 The ease with which they lie is satanic. If this question has no bearing on policy, why did your side pass laws permitting it? Why are you suing to vindicate the rights of these freaks? If this is just about not hurting others, why don't you acknowledge that women and your school girls have been raped by these freaks in what should be women only spaces. This demon should be strung up by his nuts and beaten with concertina wire covered in lemon juice before he is roasted alive.

Posted by: DPICM at January 20, 2026 05:16 PM (zweKz)

142 The good people of Iran should vote harder

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (rbvCR)

143 >> I personally know adults who were men and are now women.

No. You don't. You know men who have a delusional disorder and cosplay as chicks.

IF they were real chicks, you'd be willing to tongue their front holes.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (ZcsJV)

144

Usha and JD Vance are expecting their fourth child.

Congratulations and best wishes for your family!

MAGA Babies!

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (3ek7K)

145 Mona Charon is a disappointment. I thought better of her at one time, decades ago. Flamboyant Timmeh I couldn't care less about. Or that other homo. The twiggy one. (Last?)

I could pork Sarah Longwell back to sanity.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (jc0TO)

146 Stop being Midwest Nice and take your own government back, you supposedly-hardass Scandinavian stock.

Posted by: ballistic at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (5aZAZ)

147 I saw a map of the North pole and the countries there, and it showed the likely spots from which Russia might launch a missile to attack US soil. Especially if it launched a missile at DC.

The base at Greenland is about halfway between us and Russia, and we would be able to launch counter missiles and cut them off before it even gets close to US soil. Like our own Iron Tundra Dome.

After seeing that map I said ah, I get it. And that doesn't even include the potentially valuable Arctic Sea shipping routes, or the rare minerals connected to Greenland.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (Eng1Z)

148 Are the walls closing in on Trump?
Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:16 PM (rR5Mv)

It’s the beginning of the end of the beginning.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (d4dD2)

149 Don't care much about Tim Miller but I looked him up. He and his husband and their child moved from that crime ridden shit hole of Oakland to that crime ridden shit hole of New Orleans. How smart can he be?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2026 05:18 PM (PTsqM)

150 Kindltot, where did I say anything about voting?

Posted by: ballistic at January 20, 2026 05:18 PM (5aZAZ)

151 Mona Charen aged like milk.

Posted by: Wofus at January 20, 2026 05:19 PM (CNa+A)

152 "Do we have $700B lying around to do this?

Who am I kidding we’ll just use the federal reserve credit card.
Posted by: Really?? "

I would not pass up this opportunity because of that. We waste money on lots of worse things.

This may be Trump's Folly but remember what thankless Seward did for us.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:19 PM (vFG9F)

153 🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.
Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 04:56 PM (RHGPo)
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To put that amount in perspective, in one year, foreign countries pledged approximately $10 Trillion in new investments in the US. For permanent strategic bases + commercial ports in the defrosting Arctic Circle, Greenland is well worth the price. IOW, the new Alaska.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:19 PM (rj6Yv)

154 The idea that suits "can become anything they want" has got to be the most brain-dead public utterance thus far in 2026.

Posted by: DaveL at January 20, 2026 05:19 PM (9w232)

155 >>I would not pass up this opportunity because of that. We waste money on lots of worse things.

All-in...I bet we spent as much, or more, on Ukraine.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:19 PM (ZcsJV)

156 People who say "this isn't complicated" are often people who find thinking makes their heads hurt.
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When you don't like the message, attack the messenger. Alinksy 101

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:19 PM (E0p3T)

157
Lookit Mona Charen being all snippy and bitchy and anti conservative.

I'm always surprised when a previously conservative "thought leader" reveals themselves to be some kind of grotty syphilitic fake-con donkey-faced hack.

Don't know why I should be but I am.

Money is a funny old thing, ain't it?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 20, 2026 05:20 PM (iJfKG)

158 Take your shit back, if you don't want to be cowed into submission on the streets of your own cities, by the lunatics allowed to run riot by the idiots you voted for.

Your vote obviously sucks and perhaps you regret that. Yes vote differently, but being Minnesota Nice to the people storming your churches ain't gonna get you back to where you were 50 years ago.

Posted by: ballistic at January 20, 2026 05:20 PM (5aZAZ)

159 Alissaretardsmithsmith has made me change my perspective. I am voting for Grab'em Nuisance as soon as I can.

Posted by: Truck monkey at January 20, 2026 05:20 PM (affD0)

160 153 🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.
Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 04:56 PM (RHGPo)
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Right... Won't Congress have to okay that ? I'm guessing they won't

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 05:20 PM (VE6XX)

161 147.

If Russia starts launching ICBMs at DC, New York and the Northeastern seaboard they will sooner or later end up shooting at something useful. We need to nip this in the bud.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:20 PM (rR5Mv)

162 The walls are closing in on Walz. And Ellison, Frey, and Lemon.

Posted by: Wofus at January 20, 2026 05:21 PM (CNa+A)

163 57,000 residents
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That's 1,000 for every state.

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:21 PM (E0p3T)

164 It’s the beginning of the end of the beginning.
Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (d4dD2)

What is this, Wheel of Time?!

Posted by: don't talk to pookysgirl about the TV abomination at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Wt5PA)

165 >>> "Do we have $700B lying around to do this?

Cutting off all the fraud in MN alone might get us $700B back. I wish I was fully kidding.

Cutting off USAID, foreign aid, the state medicare and daycare fraud, and getting the tariffs rolling in...plus a few coins left in the couch cushions and we'd have enough.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (Eng1Z)

166 145 Mona Charon is a disappointment. I thought better of her at one time, decades ago. Flamboyant Timmeh I couldn't care less about. Or that other homo. The twiggy one. (Last?)

I could pork Sarah Longwell back to sanity.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 20, 2026 05:17 PM (jc0TO)

Same...although I cannot think the same about "porking" Sarah Longwell.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (9Ovst)

167 🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, top White House officials disclosed that the United States is finalizing a staggering $700 billion cash offer to buy Greenland outright from Denmark, plus $100,000 lump-sum payments to each of its ~57,000 residents—totaling nearly $706 billion.
Posted by: SMOD at January 20, 2026 04:56 PM (RHGPo)

After we end the Somali Fraud in Minniesoda we should easily have enough cash on hand...

Posted by: Jackson K. at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (J9q9v)

168 >>What is this, Wheel of Time?!

*Tugs Braid*

Posted by: Nynaeve al'Meara at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (ZcsJV)

169 "Leave a Tender Moment Alone" > "They're Getting Tender About a Church Service"

Posted by: Billy Joel at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (D0HYP)

170 Aren't the Greenland inhabitants mostly welfare cases cradle to grave. Like a lot of Alaskans. Forever debt to have the land, I guess.

Posted by: NCKate at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (uQzkA)

171 Where are elected Republican on the storming of churches?

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (E0p3T)

172 Men using a hairdryer to dry their balls? Is this a thing?
Definitely get the hell out of my locker room.
Posted by: redridinghood

Some old men have more elasticity.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (/lPRQ)

173 Am I the only one that thinks that if we get all of Greenland for $700Bn that it would be a hell of a bargain?

Posted by: ballistic at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (5aZAZ)

174 I'd insist on prima noctis for Greenland but I saw some pictures and will pass. Thx

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:23 PM (rR5Mv)

175 I don't man, that Kristol chick is one ugly broad

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at January 20, 2026 05:23 PM (Iwv3U)

176 152 "Do we have $700B lying around to do this?

Who am I kidding we’ll just use the federal reserve credit card.
Posted by: Really?? "

I would not pass up this opportunity because of that. We waste money on lots of worse things.

This may be Trump's Folly but remember what thankless Seward did for us.
Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:19 PM (vFG9F)

At least we'd get something tangible for our money.

I still think the Greenland thing is some kind of distraction.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)

177 "Nynaeve al'Meara"

why do all modern fantasy characters sound like Welsh-Gaelic hybrids?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (rbvCR)

178 >>Am I the only one that thinks that if we get all of Greenland for $700Bn that it would be a hell of a bargain?

It would be.

But. We could also just take it.

And I am not kidding. I prefer that option.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (ZcsJV)

179 Bill Kristol reminds me of a Cherub …. a fatty baby.

Posted by: Danny Duck at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (QG/HM)

180 Willowed comment:
LOL, the UK government funded and created a video game called Pathways that was propaganda to teach kids about extremism. Amelia is one of the extremists who is anti-immigration.

Here's a short video on the topic:
https://youtu.be/K6da1rF6zcU

Trolls have taken the character and made her a hero, producing videos like this one:
http://tiny.cc/lwwx001

It's an AI produced video that inserts Amelia into beloved UK intellectual properties like Harry Potter, Wallace and Gromit, and Paddington Bear. It's very well done.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (Yp6az)

181 Uhm… it’s not a rage bait question, you are asking me to accept lies and untruths.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (XV/Pl)

182 168 >>What is this, Wheel of Time?!

*Tugs Braid*
Posted by: Nynaeve al'Meara at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (ZcsJV)

*ignites flamer*

(Kidding, kidding...she did pull her head out of her ass by the end of the series but...man was it a long, long time coming)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (xcxpd)

183 How many BTUs does a burning penguin generate?

These new data centers need power.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (rR5Mv)

184 With $700B, about 1.8 years of their GDP, Denmark could afford an army.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (jc0TO)

185 What's the price per acre?

*waits for someone else to figure it out*

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

186 Where are elected Republican on the storming of churches?
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (E0p3T)

***

The repukes are as worthless as tits on a Bull

Posted by: Truck monkey at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (affD0)

187 still think the Greenland thing is some kind of distraction.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)

People thought Trump was a stalking horse for Hillary.

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (E0p3T)

188 Same...although I cannot think the same about "porking" Sarah Longwell.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (9Ovst)

Porking fits her

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (NtVYv)

189 172 Men using a hairdryer to dry their balls? Is this a thing?
Definitely get the hell out of my locker room.

After I use Conditioner on my Mosquito Sized Dick Hair, I want the hair to be Shiney and Soft.

Posted by: Timmy Walz at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (xl8DV)

190 The DOJ subpoenas of Walz, Ellison, Frey, etc. in front of a Grand Jury should be a real show stopper.

Posted by: Cheri at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (oiNtH)

191 Throw in a six pack of Old Milwaukee Lite and you have a deal...
Posted by: Sven The Danish PM at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (J9q9v)

Tuborg. It's the beer of Danish kings...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (nbLIj)

192 Ratification of the Louisiana Treaty, from Monticello.org:

"...The purchase treaty had to be ratified by the end of October, which gave Jefferson and his Cabinet time to deliberate the issues of boundaries and constitutionality. Exact boundaries would have to be negotiated with Spain and England and so would not be set for several years, and Jefferson's Cabinet members argued that the constitutional amendment he proposed was not necessary. As time for ratification of the purchase treaty grew short, Jefferson accepted his Cabinet's counsel and rationalized: "it is the case of a guardian, investing the money of his ward in purchasing an important adjacent territory; & saying to him when of age, I did this for your good...

...The Senate ratified the treaty on October 20 by a vote of 24 to 7. Spain, upset by the sale but without the military power to block it, formally returned Louisiana to France on November 30. France officially transferred the territory to the Americans on December 20, and the United States took formal possession on December 30...his belief that the affair of Louisiana would impact upon "their highest destinies" proved prophetic indeed."

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (Eng1Z)

193 And I am not kidding. I prefer that option.
Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (ZcsJV)
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I don't prefer that option. Hostile expansion and occupation are A Bad Look after we spent how many dollars and years fighting against Russia doing the same thing in Ukraine.

Unless we do it to Mexico.

Posted by: ballistic at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (5aZAZ)

194 *Tugs Braid*

Posted by: Nynaeve al'Meara at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (ZcsJV)

Question: I know it was done to mark the final stage in her journey as a character, but couldn't Nynaeve Heal the hair that was burned off in the last book?

Posted by: don't talk to pookysgirl about the TV abomination at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (Wt5PA)

195 At least we'd get something tangible for our money.

I still think the Greenland thing is some kind of distraction.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)
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It can be both. It certainly has drawn attention to the Yoorup's utter lack of strategic reach. The UK is reducing its nuclear attack sub "fleet", for instance.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (rj6Yv)

196 >>>All-in...I bet we spent as much, or more, on Ukraine.

Posted by: garrett

>We could probably pick up Cuba for a pallet of 1950s Chebby replacement parts.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (oT7pT)

197 >>What's the price per acre?

(836,000 x 640) / 700B

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (ZcsJV)

198 "How many BTUs does a burning penguin generate?"

There aren't any penguins in Greenland. They were kicked out long ago

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (vFG9F)

199 180 Willowed comment:
LOL, the UK government funded and created a video game called Pathways that was propaganda to teach kids about extremism. Amelia is one of the extremists who is anti-immigration.

Here's a short video on the topic:
https://youtu.be/K6da1rF6zcU

Trolls have taken the character and made her a hero, producing videos like this one:
http://tiny.cc/lwwx001

It's an AI produced video that inserts Amelia into beloved UK intellectual properties like Harry Potter, Wallace and Gromit, and Paddington Bear. It's very well done.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (Yp6az)

I unironically love this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (xcxpd)

200 188. What happens in the barn stays in the barn.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (rR5Mv)

201 Too bad Trump doesn't know a thing about land value?

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:27 PM (E0p3T)

202 "(836,000 x 640) / 700B"

What are these strange symbols on the blog?

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:27 PM (vFG9F)

203 So, when will Greenland summer vacations start?

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 05:27 PM (Ia/+0)

204 194 *Tugs Braid*

Posted by: Nynaeve al'Meara at January 20, 2026 05:22 PM (ZcsJV)

Question: I know it was done to mark the final stage in her journey as a character, but couldn't Nynaeve Heal the hair that was burned off in the last book?
Posted by: don't talk to pookysgirl about the TV abomination at January 20, 2026 05:26 PM (Wt5PA)

I was also confused why she didn't Heal Rand's missing hand.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:27 PM (xcxpd)

205 With $700B, about 1.8 years of their GDP, Denmark could afford an army.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (jc0TO)
===

At the very least, new uniforms for the Palace Guards.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:27 PM (rj6Yv)

206 Ah, crud. Back in the day, when you could read something called a "newspaper", I used to be a Mona Charen fanboi. Along with a Paul Craig Roberts fanboi.

I shall denounce myself.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 20, 2026 05:27 PM (7sIr+)

207 What are these strange symbols on the blog?
Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:27 PM

It's a spell!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (jc0TO)

208 Demark accepts Trump offer he threatened to send Kami Harris to Copenhagen to address their government with endless 24/7 Cackling .........

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (J9q9v)

209 199.

This brought me joy.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (+wPQf)

210 187 still think the Greenland thing is some kind of distraction.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:23 PM (xcxpd)

People thought Trump was a stalking horse for Hillary.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (E0p3T)

Best. Surprise. Ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

211 >>Question: I know it was done to mark the final stage in her journey as a character, but couldn't Nynaeve Heal the hair that was burned off in the last book?

Been a real long time...but I thought that they needed someone else to heal them?
I don't remember aes sedai being able to heal themselves.
Certainly, Moiraine would have spent less time laid up if they could have?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (ZcsJV)

212

161 If Russia starts launching ICBMs at DC, New York and the Northeastern seaboard they will sooner or later end up shooting at something useful. We need to nip this in the bud.
Posted by: sifty boones

I tend to believe the Russians are near retarded boisterous bullies who regularly fuck themselves over far worse than any foreign power could.

They can't sweep across the Fulda gap, build large ships or airplanes. The nukes they own can fission but not stage to fusion, if the crap rockets they have even get them past the silo lids.

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (Y8DZL)

213 206 Ah, crud. Back in the day, when you could read something called a "newspaper", I used to be a Mona Charen fanboi. Along with a Paul Craig Roberts fanboi.

I shall denounce myself.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 20, 2026 05:27 PM (7sIr+)

Don't feel bad, I'm ashamed to admit I read her too, in the 90s.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2026 05:29 PM (AywZy)

214 Bill Kristol looks like a Vienna sausage marinated in bull semen.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:29 PM (oT7pT)

215
What's the price per acre?

*waits for someone else to figure it out*

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

___________

$1,307.80 an acre

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 05:29 PM (tgvbd)

216 (Kidding, kidding...she did pull her head out of her ass by the end of the series but...man was it a long, long time coming)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (xcxpd)

I actually liked her better than Egwene. The chapter when Nynaeve breaks through her block in the seventh(?) book is some really great writing.

Posted by: don't talk to pookysgirl about the TV abomination at January 20, 2026 05:30 PM (Wt5PA)

217 Greenland supposedly costs more than Denmark gets out of it
Its a loser property.

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)

218 What will Denmark do with $700 billion? Buy Norway? Probably retire from the little canned ham business.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 20, 2026 05:30 PM (gm9Sb)

219 They can't sweep across the Fulda gap, build large ships or airplanes. The nukes they own can fission but not stage to fusion, if the crap rockets they have even get them past the silo lids.

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (Y8DZL)
-----
Well yeah they live in a shitty barren wasteland most of the year and they stay hammered drunk most of the time.

They have some hot wimmenz though.

Posted by: ballistic at January 20, 2026 05:30 PM (5aZAZ)

220 212.

Russians don't wish anything on me that Democrats don't already wish on me and Democrats are closer.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:30 PM (+wPQf)

221 Bill Kristol looks like a Vienna sausage marinated in bull semen.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:29 PM (oT7pT)

Probably smells like it too

Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:30 PM (E0p3T)

222 @201

>> Too bad Trump doesn't know a thing about land value?

I think I see an angle here… * rubs hands *

—
LeTit James

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2026 05:31 PM (XV/Pl)

223 "$1,307.80 an acre
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

That's not bad, considering you also get some volcanoes.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:31 PM (vFG9F)

224 Been a real long time...but I thought that they needed someone else to heal them?
I don't remember aes sedai being able to heal themselves.
Certainly, Moiraine would have spent less time laid up if they could have?

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (ZcsJV)

You're probably right. And Nynaeve would've died before asking someone to Heal her for such a "vanity."

Posted by: don't talk to pookysgirl about the TV abomination at January 20, 2026 05:32 PM (Wt5PA)

225 "You get a Trump igloo, and you get a Trump igloo and you're going to love your classy igloos. The best igloos in the world, made with the finest water, Trump Water!"

"We'll bring the Trump Water in beautiful tankers. New tankers built using the best steel in the world!"

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:32 PM (rj6Yv)

226 We paid 7.2 million for Alaska in 1867, which the interwebs say is 153 million today.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 20, 2026 05:32 PM (XvL8K)

227 With Global Warming out of control won't Greenland be part of North America in 6 months.

Then we can drive there rather than sail... ....

Posted by: Jackson at January 20, 2026 05:32 PM (J9q9v)

228 ‘ The DHS Secretary has an entirely new face & the president wears more makeup than most drag queens.’

The same leftwing turdnerfs who kiss the ass of every Hollywood bimbo with $100k of bad plastic surgery, and who cheer teenagers who cut off their genitals, are first to take cheap shots at our people for doing a little work to improve their appearance.

And you know this faggot bleaches his asshole for his rentboys.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 20, 2026 05:32 PM (vGaW9)

229
Tuborg. It's the beer of Danish kings...
Posted by: Joe Kidd

That's class!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2026 05:33 PM (pkeXY)

230 161 If Russia starts launching ICBMs at DC, New York and the Northeastern seaboard they will sooner or later end up shooting at something useful. We need to nip this in the bud.
Posted by: sifty boones

I tend to believe the Russians are near retarded boisterous bullies who regularly fuck themselves over far worse than any foreign power could.

They can't sweep across the Fulda gap, build large ships or airplanes. The nukes they own can fission but not stage to fusion, if the crap rockets they have even get them past the silo lids.

Posted by: Auspex
=====
Chinese ICBM missiles are likely to follow the same polar route. Golden Dome works best if you push back where the first intercepts happen, well away from the continental US. For the Pacific and the Southern approaches, we already have good locations.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:33 PM (E4rtv)

231 All of Mrs. Kristol's bulls agree, Bill Kristol sure can iron a shirt.

Even amidst all the distraction from the banging headboard in the next room.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:33 PM (+wPQf)

232 >>> People thought Trump was a stalking horse for Hillary.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2026 05:25 PM (E0p3T)
Best. Surprise. Ever. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (xcxpd)

I legit thought he might hit the red nuclear button while in office. He was so hard to get a read on in 2016. But better the devil I didn't know than the devil I did. (Hillary).

And then no new wars in his first term! And he almost got the Abraham accords and the Afghanistan withdraw resolved, but then Biden came in and crapped the bed with them both.

And now resolving more wars in his second term: Armenia, India/Pakistan... Worst warmonger evar.

Posted by: LizLem at January 20, 2026 05:33 PM (Eng1Z)

233 Reckless speculation - In the distant past, Mona made a pass at PDT and was rebuffed.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2026 05:34 PM (8AONa)

234 They have some hot wimmenz though.
Posted by: ballistic
=====
That are as transactional as a reverse ATM sucking the money out of your wallet.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

235 216 (Kidding, kidding...she did pull her head out of her ass by the end of the series but...man was it a long, long time coming)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (xcxpd)

I actually liked her better than Egwene. The chapter when Nynaeve breaks through her block in the seventh(?) book is some really great writing.
Posted by: don't talk to pookysgirl about the TV abomination at January 20, 2026 05:30 PM (Wt5PA)

Egwene had terrible character derailment. I started out liking her but I despised her by the end of the series. Her relationship was very cringe and so was her leadership style.

I mean, at least she wasn't a Black Sister, but she was not worth following.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:34 PM (xcxpd)

236 Sadly, there is no way in hell the Eurofags let the US acquire Greenland, there will be a bidding war though and Denmark will make out like bandits.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2026 05:34 PM (XV/Pl)

237 234 They have some hot wimmenz though.
Posted by: ballistic
=====
That are as transactional as a reverse ATM sucking the money out of your wallet.
Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

Can confirm. Beautiful bodies but no heart.
Of course, in Russia, that is a logical way to live. Just a sad way.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:35 PM (xcxpd)

238 There once was a book called A Confederacy of Dunces by JK Toole. Time to write A Confederacy of Retards, Dunces II Electric Boogaloo from beyond the grave, and set in Minnesoda instead of Nawlins, Mr. Toole.

Posted by: Ignatius J. Reilly at January 20, 2026 05:35 PM (7Q0e+)

239
Russians don't wish anything on me that Democrats don't already wish on me and Democrats are closer.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:30 PM (+wPQf)

____________

I've always thought a get-together of Russians and rednecks would be epic for the amount of alcohol consumed, guns shot off and cars wrecked. A great time had by all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 05:36 PM (tgvbd)

240 They can't sweep across the Fulda gap, build large ships or airplanes. The nukes they own can fission but not stage to fusion, if the crap rockets they have even get them past the silo lids.

Posted by: Auspex at January 20, 2026 05:28 PM (Y8DZL)

---------------

Missiles by Aeroflot?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 20, 2026 05:36 PM (K7OES)

241 I cannot express how much this particular thread headline infuriated me.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 20, 2026 05:36 PM (6dC8H)

242 The difficulty I have with understanding so much of this is we are supposed to hate Muslims because they are goat -f£cking jihadists, but also go to fight against the mullahs to save those poor, downtrodden Muslims that are just freedom-loving, wonderful people.

Posted by: Strange Brew at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (454ad)

243 IRGC forces are defecting in droves.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (0KSrI)

244 Tuborg. It's the beer of Danish kings...
Posted by: Joe Kidd

That's class!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2026 05:33 PM (pkeXY)
===

IIRC, way back when, Tuborg promoted their beer in the US by selling a beer glass shaped as a horn.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)

245 I know Americans who are not Americans.

Walts gets to act innocent. Trump should revoke his passport. And since i feel poetry coming forth.
Perhaps Trump should revoke is life.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (EyfuW)

246 233 Reckless speculation - In the distant past, Mona made a pass at PDT and was rebuffed.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
=======
Bushworld and NR type. She was never a great intellect and her columns were always pablum.

Now the papers are gone, she writes for the Bulwark because it pays and they hire her because of her residual brand name conservatism for the easily led idiots that watch TV and still read NR.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)

247 >>>So, when will Greenland summer vacations start?

Posted by: Skip

Bad news; your mandatory Spring Break wardrobe in Greenland must include U.g.gs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (oT7pT)

248 239.

Agreed.
Russia is just a classic country music song we haven't met yet.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (+wPQf)

249 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (DiZbT)

250 IRGC forces are defecting in droves.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (0KSrI)
===

Did we promise the defectors Greenland land grants?

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)

251 243 IRGC forces are defecting in droves.
Posted by: Ben Had
=====
We shall see what the future brings.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)

252 Just need to survive until the midterms. Trump will be impeached quickly after the GOP is wiped out in historic fashion. Hopefully never to rise again.

132 Trump seemed intoxicated at his press conference this is the 3rd week of the month where he will get his infusion the one where the hand bruises always show

All the newest polls continue to show decreasing approval.
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 20, 2026 05:15 PM (4tReG)

Posted by: Sid at January 20, 2026 05:38 PM (+HkUo)

253 It's an AI produced video that inserts Amelia into beloved UK intellectual properties like Harry Potter, Wallace and Gromit, and Paddington Bear. It's very well done.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 20, 2026 05:24 PM (Yp6az)

I unironically love this.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo

It's a game anyone can play. The best part is that it unknowingly channeled something a bit older...

https://is.gd/T66gwM

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 20, 2026 05:38 PM (OUMaO)

254 $700 Bln/535 million acres ~ $1300/acre

Of course, with a population of 57,000 that would be $12.3 million per person, so offer the 90% who are Greeenlandic Inuit $10 million each and watch the "land statement" lefties do the "1984 We are at war with Eurasia/ We are at war with EastAsia" dance

Posted by: Chuck C at January 20, 2026 05:38 PM (D0HYP)

255 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM

Ouch. Prayers up for Mr. J.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 20, 2026 05:38 PM (jc0TO)

256 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.

Posted by: Jordan61

Yikes, no joke that. Prayers goin' up.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 20, 2026 05:39 PM (OUMaO)

257 How many in a drove?

Posted by: Mildly curious at January 20, 2026 05:39 PM (2Ez/1)

258 I've always thought a get-together of Russians and rednecks would be epic for the amount of alcohol consumed, guns shot off and cars wrecked. A great time had by all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 05:36 PM (tgvbd)

I've gotten along well with Russians on grounds of booze, guns and Christ. Most Russians don't like the Russian government either, but they won't say that while in Russia.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:39 PM (xcxpd)

259 Jordan61, you have them ,dear lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2026 05:39 PM (0KSrI)

260 249 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37

Praying for healing Jordan.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 20, 2026 05:39 PM (AywZy)

261 The Bulwark crew are such utterly worthless scum.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2026 05:39 PM (YwEeS)

262 249 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (DiZbT)

Done

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:39 PM (xcxpd)

263 257.

12 Leagues and three drives

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:40 PM (+wPQf)

264 Every one of those IRGC defectors is an answer to prayer.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 20, 2026 05:40 PM (h/O4U)

265 In Belarus, the Ducks decided -20 was too much.

https://tinyurl.com/n4t393f2

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 20, 2026 05:40 PM (jc0TO)

266 Prayers for Mr. Jordan61.

Healing, comfort and strength to you and yours.

God Bless.

Amen.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:40 PM (+wPQf)

267 LOL Sid now quote posting the other fuck nugget troll.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2026 05:41 PM (YwEeS)

268 242 The difficulty I have with understanding so much of this is we are supposed to hate Muslims because they are goat -f£cking jihadists, but also go to fight against the mullahs to save those poor, downtrodden Muslims that are just freedom-loving, wonderful people.
Posted by: Strange Brew
======
From a purely realist perspective, it is because Iran serves to create a nexus of instability throughout the Middle East that requires the US to be in a lot of places where we would be best not to be. If the ye olde times of Israel and Iran allied watching the Middle East return toward the pre Khomeini era, then the world will be a better and more peaceful place.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)

269 Don't be so hard on the gay man. After all, in the senate hearing this week, a medical doctor -- an OB-GYN -- couldn't answer Senator Hawley's question, "Can men get pregnant?"

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 20, 2026 05:41 PM (J6DiX)

270 Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM

Prayers for quick and complete healing for Mr. Jordan61

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2026 05:41 PM (ix8EF)

271 omg Jordan yes of course will pray for him

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 20, 2026 05:41 PM (emBoF)

272 233 Reckless speculation - In the distant past, Mona made a pass at PDT and was rebuffed.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2026 05:34 PM (8AONa)

She's pinch-faces scold.
She has to wear a bag on her head when abusing herself with her vibrator to keep from voiding the warranty.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 20, 2026 05:42 PM (5GshG)

273 Now the papers are gone, she writes for the Bulwark because it pays and they hire her because of her residual brand name conservatism for the easily led idiots that watch TV and still read NR.

Posted by: whig

====

Oh I remember all that, and understand that she's singing for her supper, like so many others.

Her contempt just seems more . . . .personal.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2026 05:42 PM (8AONa)

274 249 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (DiZbT)

You got it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 05:42 PM (wVcYX)

275 I've always thought a get-together of Russians and rednecks would be epic for the amount of alcohol consumed, guns shot off and cars wrecked. A great time had by all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2026 05:36 PM (tgvbd)

I've gotten along well with Russians on grounds of booze, guns and Christ. Most Russians don't like the Russian government either, but they won't say that while in Russia.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:39 PM (xcxpd)
====

Chelyabinsk Man = Florida Man

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:43 PM (rj6Yv)

276 I found out today the chess is Haram. Muzzies flip out over chess being played near them.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2026 05:43 PM (YwEeS)

277 What is the FACE Act?

And don't tell me $20, same as in town.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2026 05:43 PM (dGCAG)

278 Done, Jordan61.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)

279 Elric,
You are in rare salty form today. Most amusing.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)

280 All the Persians I have met have been solid people.
All the Iranians I have met have been otherwise.

Don't worry about telling the difference. Persians will let you know they are Persians faster than a vegan cross-fitter.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:43 PM (+wPQf)

281 >>In Belarus, the Ducks decided -20 was too much.

Mass die-offs of waterfowl are pretty common. Usually it's divers like Coots and Bufflehead that get the worst of it.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:44 PM (ZcsJV)

282 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37

Of course.

Dear Lord, please watch over and heal Mr Bacon Wench.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 20, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

283 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (DiZbT)

Done!

Posted by: don't talk to pookysgirl about the TV abomination at January 20, 2026 05:44 PM (Wt5PA)

284 When do we get the ACE Act?

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:44 PM (+wPQf)

285 "What is the FACE Act?

And don't tell me $20, same as in town.
Posted by: BurtTC"

That's one you can do yourself and you don't have to pay anybody!

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

286 Let him who hasn't sucked lady cock throw the first stone.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 20, 2026 05:45 PM (f1kZG)

287 >> When do we get the ACE Act?

When we realize the purchase of Greenland, the ACE Act will cover the entire landscape in Shelving.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:45 PM (ZcsJV)

288 Her contempt just seems more . . . .personal.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

All the Bulwark types are in the outer darkness of DC, the Democrats view them as pariahs and the GOPe friendz they have left don't want to be seen with them. So no invites to DC parties, no invites to various NGO conferences, etc.

Their social standing is that of elevator operators in DC. Most women feel the loss of social status far more than most men. It feels personal to them.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)

289 Posted by: don't talk to pookysgirl about the TV abomination at January 20, 2026 05:44 PM (Wt5PA)

Sorry for the sock fail, trying to kill time with Lil Pooky as we wait for Pookette to come home.

Posted by: pookysgirl, very apologetic at January 20, 2026 05:46 PM (Wt5PA)

290 Keith Eliison is why Muslims need to be deported to their own countries, and never permitted in ours.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 20, 2026 04:52 PM (a+4eV)

He's also apparently too stupid to realize that his statement (and that of that trans MN legislator) put the state of Minnesota on the hook for Violations of Civil Rights Under the Color of Law. Attacks on classes of persons just happens to be a predicate for the Insurrection Act.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 20, 2026 05:46 PM (pJWtt)

291 Elric,
You are in rare salty form today. Most amusing.
Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
——

The Blade aims to please …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 20, 2026 05:46 PM (vGaW9)

292 Oh I remember all that, and understand that she's singing for her supper, like so many others.

Her contempt just seems more . . . .personal.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2026 05:42 PM (8AONa)
=========

The last time I saw Mona Charen was on the McLaughlin Group. And that was shortly after the Mycenae sacked Troy.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)

293 All those types hate Trump because he is brash and crass and he ripped the masks right off their faces.

Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

294 Reckless speculation - In the distant past, Mona made a pass at PDT and was rebuffed.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2026 05:34 PM (8AONa)

She was cute once, but I think that was about 60 years ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (dGCAG)

295 234 They have some hot wimmenz though.
Posted by: ballistic
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That are as transactional as a reverse ATM sucking the money out of your wallet.
Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

Can confirm. Beautiful bodies but no heart.
Of course, in Russia, that is a logical way to live. Just a sad way.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:35 PM (xcxpd)

If I went toe to toe with a Rooskie gal
and told her that she had a beautiful body
would she hold it against me?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (wVcYX)

296 Most Russians don't like the Russian government either, but they won't say that while in Russia.

Say what you will about Putin, but he saved his country post-communism,

The average life expectancy of a Russian male in the early 90's dipped below 60 years, and the rates of alcoholism and drug overdose were through the roof.

That life expectancy has increased by more than 10 years and while still high, there have been drastic reductions in alcohol and drug related mortality.

Posted by: Strange Brew at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (454ad)

297 >>The last time I saw Mona Charen was on the McLaughlin Group.

I was raised on Bugs Bunny and The McLaughlin Group.

Posted by: garrett at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (ZcsJV)

298 274 249 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (DiZbT)

Prayers for you all..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (VE6XX)

299 Thanks, all. They've been telling him he has the flu for the last 10 days. Finally yesterday at the ER someone ordered a blood culture and figured out what was really going on.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (DiZbT)

300 If I went toe to toe with a Rooskie gal
and told her that she had a beautiful body
would she hold it against me?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (wVcYX)

How many hundreds are you offering?
You can probably make that happen IMO

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (xcxpd)

301 Not many people know this but when the left write anything, they use a special font. It is identical to most normal fonts with one specific difference. If you were to examine the 'dots', periods, the dot of an exclamation point, even question marks, under an electron microscope, you would see the 'dot' is NOT solid. There is a tiny circle in the center of the dot and inside the circle, the three letters, "EFM". These three letter represent the word "Except for Me". And these allow any leftist to exempt themselves from any rules, principles, or demands they care to make. While they do not explicitly say or write the words, everything they say or write is implied to end with "Except for Me!"
So when Don Lemon or Keith Ellison prattle on about civil rights, each of their statements should be read as ending with "Except for Me". Then it all begins to make sense.

Posted by: at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (db69R)

302 Jordan,

Prayers for him and you too.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (E4rtv)

303 That's one you can do yourself and you don't have to pay anybody!
Posted by: fd at January 20, 2026 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

If I could FACE Act, I wouldn't need no woman.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (dGCAG)

304 287.

The ACE Act will simply state:

This here bullshit is done. Now.
Any questions, call Ace. Ask for Ace. Leave a message.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (+wPQf)

305 OT: for those who game

Over the weekend, started playing Witchfire. Its a single player, rogue like(lite?), extraction shooter set in a medieval world with automatic weapons.

It is oddly great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

306 299 Thanks, all. They've been telling him he has the flu for the last 10 days. Finally yesterday at the ER someone ordered a blood culture and figured out what was really going on.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (DiZbT)

I spent 6 days in the Hospital wit an E.coli infection... Nasty stuff

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 05:49 PM (VE6XX)

307 If I went toe to toe with a Rooskie gal
and told her that she had a beautiful body
would she hold it against me?
Posted by: Count de Monet
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She would hold your cash in your wallet even closer.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:49 PM (E4rtv)

308 The last time I saw Mona Charen was on the McLaughlin Group. And that was shortly after the Mycenae sacked Troy.
Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)

Or to put it another way, John McL had a pair of her panties under his desk.

They had them carbon dated.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2026 05:50 PM (dGCAG)

309 To put that amount in perspective, in one year, foreign countries pledged approximately $10 Trillion in new investments in the US.

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Pledges don’t mean shit. I can pledge $100 gajillion dollars. Means nothing.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:50 PM (d4dD2)

310 Who will the Bulwark hire next? A homunculus cultivated from a mole on Liz Cheney's back?

And is JV Last still alive? I watched their election night coverage, and I put him on deathwatch. We was... not well.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I guarantee they will hire a CCP apologist one day soon. JV "Eat Me" Last is still kicking around, but haven't seen any stupid thing of his on the Twatter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 20, 2026 05:50 PM (mlg/3)

311 >>>All the Persians I have met have been solid people.
All the Iranians I have met have been otherwise.

Don't worry about telling the difference. Persians will let you know they are Persians faster than a vegan cross-fitter.

Posted by: sifty boones

>Yup. And usually the Iranians are thieving fucks looking to take your shit.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 20, 2026 05:51 PM (oT7pT)

312 I was raised on Bugs Bunny and The McLaughlin Group.

Posted by: garrett

Jack Germond, who was a real print reporter for the Baltimore Sun back in the day, wrote a funny expose of his time on the McLaughlin Group. He loathed most of it and the other panelists except as a way to pay college tuition for his kids.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:51 PM (E4rtv)

313 Thanks, all. They've been telling him he has the flu for the last 10 days. Finally yesterday at the ER someone ordered a blood culture and figured out what was really going on.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (DiZbT)

Good grief! When will ER docs learn that people don't spend hours in the ER just because they feel like it?

Posted by: pookysgirl has spent a lot of time in ERs at January 20, 2026 05:52 PM (Wt5PA)

314 Pledges don’t mean shit. I can pledge $100 gajillion dollars. Means nothing.
Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:50 PM (d4dD2)
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Really?

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:52 PM (rj6Yv)

315 Prayers sent Jordan.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 20, 2026 05:52 PM (T3puI)

316 311 >>>All the Persians I have met have been solid people.
All the Iranians I have met have been otherwise.

Don't worry about telling the difference. Persians will let you know they are Persians faster than a vegan cross-fitter.

Posted by: sifty boones

We had a Persian family at the Catholic HS I worked at.. Great people they greatly appreciated when I met them that I recognized them as Persian not Iranian..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 20, 2026 05:53 PM (VE6XX)

317 And usually the Iranians are thieving fucks looking to take your shit.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

That is most of the world outside of what the social scientists call WEIRDs. Western, Educated, Industrialized, Rich, and Democratic.

Now the frigging WEF and Muzzie invasion of Euroland have f*cked that up too.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:53 PM (E4rtv)

318 314. But was it a Lemon Pledge?

Posted by: sifty boones at January 20, 2026 05:53 PM (+Wrm0)

319 Prayers Jordan, good luck and God bless

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2026 05:54 PM (PTsqM)

320 I know a couple of Jewish Persians/Iranians wymynses.

Muy caliente.

Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:54 PM (d4dD2)

321
new one

Posted by: four seasons at January 20, 2026 05:55 PM (3ek7K)

322 And is JV Last still alive? I watched their election night coverage, and I put him on deathwatch. We was... not well.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Last farted something in a tweet recently and it bubbled up at Instapundit with people there taking shots at it.

Posted by: whig at January 20, 2026 05:55 PM (E4rtv)

323 Two cops shot in Portland. Might be antifa. Cops are in satisfactory condition per reports

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 20, 2026 05:55 PM (PTsqM)

324 Pledges don’t mean shit. I can pledge $100 gajillion dollars. Means nothing.
Posted by: Really?? at January 20, 2026 05:50 PM (d4dD2)
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Really?
Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:52 PM (rj6Yv)

I'm pretty sure that's the amount Amber Turd pledged to charities after she divorced Johnny.

At their trial, that's prolly the main reason she lost her case against him. The charities got exactly jack and shit.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2026 05:56 PM (dGCAG)

325 What is the FACE Act?

And don't tell me $20, same as in town.
Posted by: BurtTC

Federal Access to Clinics Act
which includes this in part (a)(2):

(a)Prohibited Activities. -Whoever-
(2)by force or threat of force or by physical obstruction, intentionally injures, intimidates or interferes with or attempts to injure, intimidate or interfere with any person lawfully exercising or seeking to exercise the First Amendment right of religious freedom at a place of religious worship; or

Posted by: Chuck C at January 20, 2026 05:57 PM (D0HYP)

326 I don't see how the Danish can take the offer. They already said "no sale, not accepting bids, fuck off."

If they sell now, they'll look like bitches, and greedy ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2026 05:58 PM (BI5O2)

327 Everytime Trump scares Europe, someone in Dodge traces millions/billions leaving their home countries to destinations of illegal happenings.

Yea, same happenings from the 60s. But dark ha ha ha.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 20, 2026 05:58 PM (EyfuW)

328 I'm pretty sure that's the amount Amber Turd pledged to charities after she divorced Johnny.

At their trial, that's prolly the main reason she lost her case against him. The charities got exactly jack and shit.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2026 05:56 PM (dGCAG)
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Yeah, well, breaking a deal made with DJT is a different matter, entirely.

Posted by: mrp at January 20, 2026 05:59 PM (rj6Yv)

329 274 249 Hey, Horde. If you can spare a prayer for Mr. Jordan61, we would appreciate it. He's currently in the hospital with a blood infection.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2026 05:37 PM (DiZbT)

Done

Posted by: javems at January 20, 2026 06:01 PM (jrjl5)

330 FACE Act makes it a criminal offense to obstruct intimidate, interfere with access to an abortion clinic. Merrick garland used it to penalize several protesters.

It has a second section that has the same penalties.for interfering in .church worship, as happened this week.

Book 'em, Danno.

.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 20, 2026 06:24 PM (uGks3)

331 305 OT: for those who game

Over the weekend, started playing Witchfire. Its a single player, rogue like(lite?), extraction shooter set in a medieval world with automatic weapons.

It is oddly great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 20, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

*adds to wishlist*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 20, 2026 06:26 PM (xcxpd)

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