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Microplastics: The Invisible Killers
Or, You Know, Maybe Not

The great microplastics panic: Was it all just 99% bullshit?

I know a lot of you are saying "of course it was, dipshit."

I kinda-sorta bought into it at a low level. Microplastics were claimed to be a potential disruptor of testosterone. I didn't buy into it seriously, but I did buy steel straws instead of plastic ones. That's a pretty low level of buy-in. I think they cost me six buck.

After at least a decade or two of telling everyone their bodies were filled up with microscopic plastic chains in our brains, internal organs, and balls, some scientists now say it's mostly bullshit, the tests the alarmists are relying on can't tell "microplastics" from ordinary bodily fat.


'A bombshell': doubt cast on discovery of microplastics throughout human body

Exclusive: Some scientists say many detections are most likely error, with one high-profile study called a 'joke'


High-profile studies reporting the presence of microplastics throughout the human body have been thrown into doubt by scientists who say the discoveries are probably the result of contamination and false positives. One chemist called the concerns "a bombshell".

Studies claiming to have revealed micro and nanoplastics in the brain, testes, placentas, arteries and elsewhere were reported by media across the world, including the Guardian. There is no doubt that plastic pollution of the natural world is ubiquitous, and present in the food and drink we consume and the air we breathe. But the health damage potentially caused by microplastics and the chemicals they contain is unclear, and an explosion of research has taken off in this area in recent years.

However, micro- and nanoplastic particles are tiny and at the limit of today's analytical techniques, especially in human tissue. There is no suggestion of malpractice, but researchers told the Guardian of their concern that the race to publish results, in some cases by groups with limited analytical expertise, has led to rushed results and routine scientific checks sometimes being overlooked.

The Guardian has identified seven studies that have been challenged by researchers publishing criticism in the respective journals, while a recent analysis listed 18 studies that it said had not considered that some human tissue can produce measurements easily confused with the signal given by common plastics.

So, plastics are mostly made up of carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen, which are of course the building blocks of living tissue, too. So the "signals" are just indicating that carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen are present, and these high priests of The Science (TM) are saying "Must be plastic!!!"

...

'The paper is a joke'

"Levels of microplastics in human brains may be rapidly rising" was the shocking headline reporting a widely covered study in February. The analysis, published in a top-tier journal and covered by the Guardian, said there was a rising trend in micro- and nanoplastics (MNPs) in brain tissue from dozens of postmortems carried out between 1997 and 2024.

However, by November, the study had been challenged by a group of scientists with the publication of a "Matters arising" letter in the journal. In the formal, diplomatic language of scientific publishing, the scientists said: "The study as reported appears to face methodological challenges, such as limited contamination controls and lack of validation steps, which may affect the reliability of the reported concentrations."

One of the team behind the letter was blunt. "The brain microplastic paper is a joke," said Dr Dusan Materic, at the Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research in Germany. "Fat is known to make false-positives for polyethylene. The brain has [approximately] 60% fat." Materic and his colleagues suggested rising obesity levels could be an alternative explanation for the trend reported in the study.

Materić said: "That paper is really bad, and it is very explainable why it is wrong." He thinks there are serious doubts over "more than half of the very high impact papers" reporting microplastics in biological tissue.

...

But the brain study is far from alone in having been challenged. One, which reported that patients with MNPs detected in carotid artery plaques had a higher risk of heart attacks and strokes than patients with no MNPs detected, was subsequently criticised for not testing blank samples taken in the operating room. Blank samples are a way of measuring how much background contamination may be present.

Another study reported MNPs in human testes, "highlighting the pervasive presence of microplastics in the male reproductive system". But other scientists took a different view: "It is our opinion that the analytical approach used is not robust enough to support these claims."

So, should we all now just start eating plastic?

Yes. Yes we should.


BBC News You Can Use: Why (Leftwing) Women Are Going to Rage Rooms.

Um, because they are mentally ill and drugged up and no one ever tells them to shut the fuck up and act like adults?

The BBC assures me it's far more complex than that.

"There was definitely a moment of discomfort at the start," says Deena, but she says her visit to a so-called rage room felt very different to what she'd expected.

She didn't feel chaotic or aggressive smashing things up, but instead "surprisingly controlled and a lot more intentional".

"Once I settled into it, it felt like more of a physical release as opposed to an emotional outburst," she told the BBC.

Deena is one of a reportedly growing number of women choosing to pay to hammer and bash old items such as TVs, furniture and crockery whilst kitted out in specialist protective gear.

...

There are still only a small number of venues in the UK where people are handed a baseball bat and let loose. They've been touted as one way to alleviate stress and release pent-up anger.

But what seems surprising is the client base, with some owners saying most of their customers are women.

This surprises you, huh?

So in other words, your initial bigoted assumption is that violent men were employing these "rage rooms" to work out their toxic masculinity, and you were all set to attack them for this frenzied juvenile rage, but now that you are "surprised" to find out that drugged-up mentally-ill women are the primary (read: exclusive) users of rage rooms, it becomes a hip and health trend that everyone should try?


Similarly, Shuka says she didn't feel angry, but wanted to see how it felt to "let loose" and was given a car to smash up whilst listening to a playlist of her favourite songs.

"It was way more satisfying than I expected, there was something weirdly freeing about smashing things and not having to be careful.

"Afterwards I felt like I'd done a workout for my brain as well as my body," she says.

Kate Cutler, the co-owner and founder of a rage room in East Sussex, says it's "getting busier and busier" with female customers.

...

She says some women come in because they've been cheated on or had a difficult break-up and sometimes just because "they have anger coming from nowhere."

Author and psychotherapist Jennifer Cox told Radio 4 Woman's Hour she believes women are "conditioned" to repress feelings of "frustration, anger, aggression and rage".

Not as much conditioned to repress these toxic emotions as they used to be!


Often, she says women, in particular - end up "sandwiched" between the demands of work, parents and small children, and can end up "furious."

Really they should let it out, she says, and thinks spaces like this, which allow women to release their anger can be very helpful.

Again, do you believe they would view this violent, crazed behavior as cute and hip if it were men busting things up?

I guess this is now officially a GAINZZZ thread.

I avoided these for a long time, because I have no GAINZZZ. I let myself go at Thanksgiving and I never stopped letting myself go.

And now I'm going to have to fast just to get back to "overweight."

One thing I've been trying, sporadically, to do is to eat a lot of protein early in the day. Supposedly, according to a study mentioned by Thomas DeLauer, the body will feel hungry until it has consumed its preferred amount of protein for the day. After that, hunger is diminished. The target number is 0.6 gram per pound of body weight.

Does it work? I mean, kind of, yeah. If I have two high protein meals I don't feel very hungry at other times, or feel much of a need to snack. But I haven't been doing it consistently.

How about you? Any GAINZZZ? I didn't ask in the New Years period because promises made during New Years are like promises made three feet from a bed. They tend to be forgotten in the morning.

But now that we're into the New Year, and well away from New Years Day-- any real resolutions to declare?


Gainzzz inspirationzzzz:

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




Comments

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1 Can we get a new, inverted, testicular pyramid?

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (MVWbi)

2 I suspect that the use of fewer plastics in food areas would be a good thing but it probably isn't an ELE.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (ExV1e)

3 Boom!

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (E7+ue)

4 I nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:33 PM (ExV1e)

5 No one gets out of this world alive.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:34 PM (jc0TO)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 23, 2026 05:34 PM (LdBR/)

7 I have always thought microplastics was a crocka BS

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 05:34 PM (Cjt/F)

8 So, should we all now just start eating plastic?

Yes. Yes we should.

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"Paste is a form of plastic, amirite?"

/F. Joe Mugabe, presently frozen and chained to a cryogenic basement radiator

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (MVWbi)

9 WATCH: United Kingdom "Health Ambassador" Athika Ahmed says we need to teach people how to prolong their life through healthy habits

"Teach these things before we teach how to get a job. If I'm not living, how would I get a job!"

Is this about wiping with the left hand?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (jc0TO)

10 Women be emotional. They need a room.
Men just get a beer.

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (E7+ue)

11 Been gone all day.. Is it true they released that bearded freak that went into the Church ? Sorry about the OT

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (VE6XX)

12 > I did buy steel straws instead of plastic ones. That's a pretty low level of buy-in. I think they cost me six buck.

My dad bought me a titanium straw. Not because of plastics or anything, it's just a funny thing to have. I use it so much more than I thought I would.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Yp6az)

13 I suspect these anger rooms are counterproductive and merely increase anger and aggression.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (X42T3)

14 The great microplastics panic: Was it all just 99% bullshit?
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But if that were the case, then Global Warming wouldn't be real. And we under warning that we're going to be hit by Climate Change tomorrow.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (s0JqF)

15 If your unit gets all stopped up with microplastics you just need someone to blow it out.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (3uBP9)

16 Eh, those steel straws (the pointy ones) would make a pretty good improvised weapon ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Cjt/F)

17 Brain? Then what about all the bullshit about how difficult it is to get some nutrients across the blood brain border?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

18 Deploy Megaweapon against microplastics.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 05:37 PM (pkeXY)

19 I thought we were going to die from measles but now it's this ice storm coming for us

Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2026 05:37 PM (uQzkA)

20 Are you hanging around, Ace? I have a request.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:37 PM (jc0TO)

21 >>>BBC News You Can Use: Why (Leftwing) Women Are Going to Rage Rooms.

>>>Um, because they are mentally ill and drugged up and no one ever tells them to shut the fuck up and act like adults?

Yes.

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 05:37 PM (SSiCQ)

22 I was kinda looking forward to doing my own 3D printing, skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet... Look everybody I made an ashtray!

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:37 PM (3uBP9)

23 I knew a guy who knew a guy who fell on his metal straw and it went right thru his head.

Posted by: A guy who knows some guys at January 23, 2026 05:37 PM (vFG9F)

24 BBC News You Can Use: Why (Leftwing) Women Are Going to Rage Rooms.
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We need targeted Sharia for AWFLs. Not my wife and the 'ettes. But the Commies.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2026 05:37 PM (s0JqF)

25
Watch police cam videos of traffic stops and you find insane women disproportionately represented. Most appear to have "my lawyer" on speed dial.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 23, 2026 05:37 PM (lM2bs)

26 Would it be okay if I pointed out that there are a lot of people running loose that should be locked up in nuthouses? Am I being non empathetic?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (pDt9x)

27 > How about you? Any GAINZZZ?

I benched 220lbs for six solid reps the other day. I'm really thrilled about my weightlifting GAINZZZ.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (Yp6az)

28 That's one hefty Muslima!

Posted by: Texican ette at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (SNf74)

29 Please tell me Athika Ahmed, the Health Minister, is AI. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (Dv3i1)

30 I would say that the biggest threat to life is aging. If we could find a cure for that....

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (0U5gm)

31 Kitten giving high fives to the passengers is adorable.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (ELdpA)

32 28 That's one hefty Muslima!
Posted by: Texican ette at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (SNf74)

I thought black was supposed to be slimming...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (VE6XX)

33 Athika Jabba the Hut Ahmed, "Health Ambassador". It's a healthy 300 lbs, minimum.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd. at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (QkSg2)

34 28 That's one hefty Muslima!
Posted by: Texican ette at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (SNf74

The falafel queen!!

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (pDt9x)

35 Since you mentioned protein, Ellipsis recommended Ascent protein(found on amazon.) Their vanilla bean whey protein is quite good and makes a thinner shake- so you don't feel so bloated.

Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

36 BBC News You Can Use: Why (Leftwing) Women Are Going to Rage Rooms.

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Because Lobotomies and Psychiatric Sanitariums no longer exist?

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (MVWbi)

37 They probably still contribute to the log-jam at the liver, I'd bet.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:40 PM (krQz2)

38 "There is no suggestion of malpractice, but researchers told the Guardian ..."

No? Rly?
Okay, I'll suggest it!
It was a tissue of lies, spread with malice aforethought by the same people who want us to own nothing and eat bugs.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Cjt/F)

39
There is no suggestion of malpractice, but researchers told the Guardian of their concern that the race to publish results, in some cases by groups with limited analytical expertise, has led to rushed results and routine scientific checks sometimes being overlooked.

The Guardian has identified seven studies that have been challenged by researchers publishing criticism in the respective journals, while a recent analysis listed 18 studies that it said had not considered that



So at least 25 studies of microplastics turns out to be total steaming piles of monkey crap, and there's no suggestion of malpractice.

I'm just a blue-collar, illiterate, toothess cousin-humping conservative, but even I know that either the researchers were deliberately lying through their asses or they are total retards. Both reasons fall under malpractice.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2026 05:40 PM (y9nCu)

40 After net neutrality and tax cuts killed me I stopped caring.

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:40 PM (Ryx1w)

41 hey , what happened?

ace, ace, AAACCCE!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2u4szsm2 (official WhiteHOUSE account!!)

https://tinyurl.com/yxcj4b42

you must post this on the cafe thread!!
Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 05:23 PM (g47mK)

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 05:40 PM (g47mK)

42 >>> I would say that the biggest threat to life is aging. If we could find a cure for that....
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (0U5gm)


Death is a pretty effective cure for aging.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (3uBP9)

43 Ace, if you want rapid, easy weight loss, do what I did: eat sugar with wild abandon, pop, ice cream floats, total sugar max, and then wait for the diabetic reaction to hit and cause massive, uncontrolled weight loss.

Also stroke risk due to high blood pressure. Sure, you'll have crippling thirst, dry mouth and explosive bowel movements, but you can shed pound and pound without any dieting at all!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (ZOv7s)

44 I think I threw the BS flag on the whole microplastics hysteria when there was, IIRC, an ice-core sample from ice that was like a gorillion years old that, shocker, had microplastics in it.

Yeah, okay.

Posted by: ballistic at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (o3VOa)

45 not today , BIG BAT!

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (g47mK)

46 "they have anger coming from nowhere."

It's a mystery. They're good people. They vote Labour. They're welcoming to migrants. And, yet, their life gets shittier and shittier.

If only there were a way to figure out what was the cause of their problems.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)

47 " according to a study mentioned by Thomas DeLauer, the body will feel hungry until it has consumed its preferred amount of protein for the day. "

Ahh. That explains ASS.

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (vFG9F)

48 If microplastics are not the problem people say they were, what explains the boner I experience when I walk past a recycling bin? (Other than Crystal, the recycling gal)

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (2WIwB)

49 Health ambassador has plenty of brain fat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (pkeXY)

50 Death is a pretty effective cure for aging.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (3uBP9)

Stops it right in its tracks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)

51 The ‘microplastics’ was one corrupt hysteria that I knew, from the jump, was 150% pure, cask-strength, unadulterated, unfiltered, unpasteurized BULLSHIT.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (tL+lc)

52 I'm about to file a class action suit for damage to my reputation and lucrative music career.

Posted by: Plastic Bertrand at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (oftw2)

53 17 Brain? Then what about all the bullshit about how difficult it is to get some nutrients across the blood brain border?
____

Never heard of the "blood brain barrier" until a few months ago, now I hear it mentioned all the time. Apparently discovered in 1900, but not worthy of bringing up until 125 years later to the general public.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (Dv3i1)

54
microplastics
polywater
cold fusion
ozone hole
Covid-19
Satanic daycares
Salem witchcraft trials
USDA food pyramid
Global warming

I could go on.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (lsrsS)

55 Plastics are made from petroleum. In fact, that is probably the highest use of petroleum, as opposed to burning it. We could quickly change our petroleum use by simply generating power from a reliable source like nuclear.

Lefties just have an enemy in petroleum, and are looking for any avenue.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (0U5gm)

56 Does this mean green dildos are safe again? Asking for a friend

Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

57 > I would say that the biggest threat to life is aging. If we could find a cure for that....
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (0U5gm)


Death is a pretty effective cure for aging.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 05:41 PM (3uBP9)


And it's a big deal for the Dem voter rolls.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (2WIwB)

58 I only drink from the 16 oz water bottles. Have been for over 20 years now. I’m in deep shit if the micro plastics get into your body and are harmful.

I can tell you they haven’t effected my testosterone. I am going to pissed if they find out it makes ear and nose hair grow faster as you age.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (KDPiq)

59 Because Lobotomies and Psychiatric Sanitariums no longer exist?
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (MVWbi)
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A lot of the reactions we are seeing are the result of society withdrawing unconditional approval of their actions. Social pressure is a huge component of behavioral modification.

In the end, they will conform.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:43 PM (ZOv7s)

60 All you defenders of Big Plastic, for shame!!!

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:43 PM (pDt9x)

61 A STEEL STRAW CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE. I saw it in a movie. It was not pretty.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 23, 2026 05:43 PM (cS1cw)

62 > Death is a pretty effective cure for aging.

Or do you start aging even faster after you die?
*taps chin*

Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2026 05:43 PM (Yp6az)

63 "Blood brain barrier" was a thing with the old erovid / raver crew in the 1990s. No point in taking mind blowing drugs if they can't get to the mind, bro

Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:43 PM (gKWVE)

64 So, should we all now just start eating plastic?

Yes. Yes we should.
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That'll show RFK Jr.!!!

Posted by: Online Leftoid at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (krQz2)

65 I saw John Wick kill three men in a bar with a straw.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (jc0TO)

66 Let’s see what was going to kill us all…

Acid rain
Ozone layer
Global cooling
Global warming
Coffee
Eggs
Meat
Fracking
Killer Bees from Mexico

Plastics? Pfffft. That’s like JV shit man.

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (Ryx1w)

67 Does this mean green dildos are safe again? Asking for a friend
Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

Well, you can still get that plastic lodged in your body, but...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

68 @31

>> Kitten giving high fives to the passengers is adorable.

I think it’s AI, but the sentiment still stands.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (XV/Pl)

69 65 I saw John Wick kill three men in a bar with a straw.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (jc0TO)

A Straw!!!!

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (pDt9x)

70
BEWARE THE BURKA'D MANATEE

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (y9nCu)

71 Microplastics, meh. I wonder more about all the drugs and hormones that can't be filtered out of the water supply.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (0KSrI)

72 Gainzzz are hard to come by in Cleveland in January. The treadmill is boring but it's 5 frigging degrees outside and there's ice (not the good kind) everywhere. So it's Zone 2/Maffetone workouts until spring.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (GPa4z)

73 48 If microplastics are not the problem people say they were, what explains the boner I experience when I walk past a recycling bin? (Other than Crystal, the recycling gal)
Posted by: Diogenes

Married men should confine their boners to home turf.

Posted by: Your Conscience at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (oftw2)

74 The great microplastics panic: Was it all just 99% bullshit?

I know a lot of you are saying "of course it was, dipshit."


Ace, you point out whoever it was that called you a dipshit and we'll kick some ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (2WIwB)

75 Killer bees was a good one.

Wasn't there a death b of bees and bananas going extinct one? Collapsing ecosystem?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (zZu0s)

76 I've started putting heavy whipping cream in my morning coffee. It is really filling! Normally I get peckish long before lunch time, but since I started using the cream, nope. I only switched earlier this week, but so far very happy with the results.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)

77 what explains the boner I experience when I walk past a recycling bin? (Other than Crystal, the recycling gal)
Posted by: Diogenes

I am pretty sure Aliassmithsmith's mom turns tricks behind those.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (gKWVE)

78 67 Does this mean green dildos are safe again? Asking for a friend
Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

Well, you can still get that plastic lodged in your body, but...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)

The pointy end goes in first.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)

79 There are some people, on X mostly, claiming that "they" are creating this winter storm RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES!!!!! Seeding the clouds!!!!! WHY WON'T TRUMP DO SOMETHING???

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (vqA1l)

80 56 Does this mean green dildos are safe again? Asking for a friend
Posted by: gKWVE at January 23, 2026 05:42 PM (gKWVE)

Only the giant ones thrown on the field during the half time show at the Super Bowl.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (6Bc88)

81 WHAT'S KILLING THE HONEYBEES!??

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (jc0TO)

82 BBC News You Can Use: Why (Leftwing) Women Are Going to Rage Rooms.

Um, because they are mentally ill and drugged up and no one ever tells them to shut the fuck up and act like adults?
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No. Because GRRRRL Power will save us!!

Or don't you watch enough content!

We have to get through the Rage Rooms for GRRRL Power to find its equilibrium, be accepted as the only way by society, ascend to its right place, and then SAVE us!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (krQz2)

83 Your brain might be made up of 60% fat. MY BRAIN is just phat.

And, btw, never bought into the plastic nonsense. It was typical progressive "I'm doing something for the planet, Look at my lapel ribbon nonsense."

TOOTHPASTE (specifically fluoride) does, indeed, lower testosterone by inhibiting the process by which testosterone is created naturally in the body. Yes, you aren't supposed to swallow toothpaste....yeah, good luck with that. Every day, three times a day. Yeah, good luck Beta males with good teeth (still doesn't explain the Brits, I guess).

Oh, and btw, guess were the US gets most of its fluoride. That would be China.

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (dIske)

84 Well, you can still get that plastic lodged in your body, but...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
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What about light bulbs? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (ZOv7s)

85 I’m a glass guy, mainly because plastic tends to smell bad after awhile.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (XV/Pl)

86 Since you mentioned protein, Ellipsis recommended Ascent protein(found on amazon.) Their vanilla bean whey protein is quite good and makes a thinner shake- so you don't feel so bloated.

Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

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I've been using Costco Whey Protein after workouts (it's low-carb and -sugar, but still ...).

But yeah, I saved that link to Ascent Unflavored Protein Powder -- thanks for reminding me:

https://is.gd/D7EDRs

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (MVWbi)

87 The complete pivot from the environment, sustainability, global warming to AI and data centers has been a mesmerizing event.

Posted by: NCKate at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (uQzkA)

88 28 That's one hefty Muslima!
Posted by: Texican ette at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (SNf74)
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Of course we want her. The alternative would be Amelia.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (s0JqF)

89 Eh, those steel straws (the pointy ones) would make a pretty good improvised weapon ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Cjt/F)

There was a guy once who killed three men in a bar with a pencil. With a fucking pencil.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (ExV1e)

90 There are some people, on X mostly, claiming that "they" are creating this winter storm RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES!!!!! Seeding the clouds!!!!! WHY WON'T TRUMP DO SOMETHING???
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (vqA1l)

*looks around*

Is it the Jews?

I bet it's the Jews.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

91 My man boobs are filled with microplastics and I massage them every day until I experience an intense and joyful orgasm thinking of vaccinating each and everyone of you and my African Stunt Children.

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Bill Gates, Tech Weirdo With Man Boobs Filled With Microplastics at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (R/m4+)

92 ace, I worry about your overall health especially when you start on the fasting again.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI)

93 Well, you can still get that plastic lodged in your body, but...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:44 PM (zZu0s)
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What about light bulbs? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 23, 2026 05:46 PM (ZOv7s)

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"BACK OFF, DUDE!"

/Richard Gere's Gerbils

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (MVWbi)

94 The "high five" kitten looks something like my late Arizona the red tabby at that age. But what is he doing sitting on a slidewalk or turnstile rail?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (wzUl9)

95 All this panic porn is driven by women. Same reason the show Dateline exists. Lots of money to be made keeping women scared about the world around them.

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Ryx1w)

96
hey , what happened?

ace, ace, AAACCCE!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2u4szsm2 (official WhiteHOUSE account!!)

https://tinyurl.com/yxcj4b42

Looks like Highway Companion

https://t.ly/mNy0a

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (pkeXY)

97 85 I’m a glass guy, mainly because plastic tends to smell bad after awhile.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Tell me about it

Posted by: WNBA green dildo at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (gKWVE)

98 Y'all are nuts. Microplastics make you stronk.

Posted by: Stretch Armstrong at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (qwVdq)

99 This is my gain. I dealt with having my car die without any possibility of resurrection by using my son or husband's car, praying, and being silent. I did not have to spend money on a rage room.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (ELdpA)

100 Plastics!!!

Fine, you go ahead, I'll be banging Mrs Robinson.

(obscure movie reference)

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (2WIwB)

101 My dad bought me a titanium straw. Not because of plastics or anything, it's just a funny thing to have. I use it so much more than I thought I would.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Yp6az)

Goes nicely with the tactical spork.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (6Bc88)

102 92 ace, I worry about your overall health especially when you start on the fasting again.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI)


Eh, as long as he doesn’t start listening to Karen Carpenter

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (pDt9x)

103 Five years from now we'll be mad at Piper after the Kale, the Silent Killer Study comes out.

Posted by: Bacon Butty at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (oftw2)

104 Please tell me Athika Ahmed, the Health Minister, is AI. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (Dv3i1)

Athika Ahmed is a 23-year-old medical student and health ambassador from Cardiff, Wales, recognized for her advocacy in women's health and youth engagement.

And, yes, the video appears to actually be her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (ExV1e)

105 Flash Email Traffic

Free shipping flash sale from SARCO, all weekend long!!!
This weekend, get free shipping on orders over $40**, including firearms! Free shipping starts right now and ends on Midnight, 01-26-2026!

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (jc0TO)

106 ace, if you eat nutritious food 3 times a day , normal portions, and no snacking!! you'll be fine

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (g47mK)

107 Is it the Jews?

I bet it's the Jews.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)

Obviously.
- MTG

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (Ryx1w)

108 ‘ But what seems surprising is the client base, with some owners saying most of their customers are women.’

I think another major reason for ‘rage rooms’ being mostly women is that these rooms seem stupid and faddish, and women (especially leftwing turdwomen) are far more susceptible to stupid fads than men are.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (tL+lc)

109 I'm all for Rage Rooms.
Let the women in, fit them with a nice white coat with wrap-around arms and lock the door from the outside. Just like in the old days.

Put in a window and maybe a Webcam and sell tickets. Americans are starved for quality entertainment.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (0MjtC)

110 ace, I worry about your overall health especially when you start on the fasting again.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI)

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I always feel better and more energetic when fasting (I've done about a dozen one-week fasts, but have never dared to do a one-month fast as Ace once did) -- and the worst part is the insomnia really ramps up.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (MVWbi)

111 94 The "high five" kitten looks something like my late Arizona the red tabby at that age. But what is he doing sitting on a slidewalk or turnstile rail?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (wzUl9)

I thought the same thing, why is there a kitten in the subway?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (mxcbL)

112 *looks around*

Is it the Jews?

I bet it's the Jews.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (zZu0s)
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* finger on nose *

Posted by: Greta Thunberg. at January 23, 2026 05:49 PM (krQz2)

113 I know how to get microplastics out of testes.

Posted by: Kamala! at January 23, 2026 05:50 PM (gKWVE)

114 Maybe the body treats plastic like roughage.

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 05:50 PM (SSiCQ)

115 Now, about fluoride

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pDt9x)

116 So being corporal plastized is a nothing burger; never tossed the sippy cup anyhow. Life rolls on.

Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 05:51 PM (ehY6c)

117 Let’s see what was going to kill us all…
. . .
Killer Bees from Mexico

Plastics? Pfffft. That’s like JV shit man.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026

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Whatever happened to the murder hornets? Were they replaced by "manslaughter hornets" or "justifiable homicide" hornets?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 05:51 PM (wzUl9)

118 LOVING the GAINZZZ threads, Ace!

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 05:51 PM (SSiCQ)

119 If your not in a regular relationship, you might consider punching the clown like it owes you money, so you can clear the microplastics from your system on a regular basis.

Sorta like 'good' cholesterol and 'bad' cholesterol.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 23, 2026 05:51 PM (oT7pT)

120
And, btw, never bought into the plastic nonsense. It was typical progressive "I'm doing something for the planet, Look at my lapel ribbon nonsense."



And almost always started by some Junior High School girl's extra credit project in science class, after her AWFL mother makes a pest of herself with the local news channel promoting her sooper genius snowflake's project. I seem to remember that this is where the straw ban came from, but my memory might be a bit fuzzy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2026 05:51 PM (y9nCu)

121 Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2026

Somebody above said it is probably AI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2026 05:51 PM (ELdpA)

122 ace, I worry about your overall health especially when you start on the fasting again.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 05:47 PM (0KSrI)
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The radical fast/rapid weight gain/radical fast loop is not healthy. The trick is to find a sustainable diet that feels natural and intuitive.

It's not hard. Low sugar. Good fats. Regular exercise.

Joking aside, this morning I weighed in at one pound lighter than I was when I got out of Army basic training in 2000. It feels good and I've been at this weight for about three months, give or take a pound or two, so it's stable.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

123 Summary of “science” over the past 40 years: if it improves your life or tastes good, it will kill you. And also it’s probably racist.

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Ryx1w)

124 Shain, ace has a pretty solid record of fasting and then hospital visits as the secondary side effects kick in.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (0KSrI)

125 If your not in a regular relationship, you might consider punching the clown like it owes you money, so you can clear the microplastics from your system on a regular basis.

Now I have a silly string commercial stuck in my head.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (jc0TO)

126 That "Health Ambassador" looks like she just escaped a cabbage patch...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ESVrU)

127 Married men should confine their boners to home turf.
Posted by: Your Conscience at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (oftw2)


Mrs D doesn't really care where I get my appetite as long as I get home for dinner.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (2WIwB)

128 These modern times are modern and with all these new things.

Later they will call this the beginning of the Stupid Middle Ages by somebody.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (EyfuW)

129 I was kinda hoping micro plastic would take over my whole body and I could walk around like GI Joe and do cool stuff. But not like Ken, cause he's a homo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (n5tGW)

130 NIOSH does not currently have specific, established regulatory standards or occupational exposure limits (OELs) for plastic particles, including nano- and microplastics, in the workplace.

Additionally, industries use plastics extensively. For example, Boeing and plastics/composites: The 787 Dreamliner: The airframe is 50% composite materials, primarily CFRP. It uses about 70,000 pounds (33 tons) of carbon fiber reinforced plastic.

Structures: Wind turbine blades are rarely pure metal; they are large composite structures, typically made of fiberglass or carbon fiber reinforced with epoxy or polyester resins (a type of plastic).

AI Overview: Industries that rely most heavily on plastics include packaging, construction, automotive, healthcare, and electronics, with packaging being the largest consumer. These sectors leverage plastic for its lightweight, durable, sterile, and cost-effective properties, essential for shipping, safety, and manufacturing.

I never seen mold, etc. grow on vinyl but whatever is being used for the molding of kitchen storage containers, shower curtains, etc. allows mold (at the minimum) to grow. I'm back to glass storage containers & vinyl.


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 05:53 PM (NFX2v)

131 Eh, as long as he doesn’t start listening to Karen Carpenter

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:48 PM (pDt9x)

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"I Won't Fast a Day Without You" could have been a big hit.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:53 PM (MVWbi)

132 Yo mama eats so much plastic her shit be shrink wrapped.

Posted by: She that fat at January 23, 2026 05:53 PM (vFG9F)

133 Often, she says women, in particular - end up "sandwiched" between the demands of work, parents and small children, and can end up "furious."

They just jumped right over 'husband' completely.
Didn't even dawn on them that a man around might help.

Let 'em pay to vent then.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 23, 2026 05:53 PM (6ydKt)

134 Women go to Rage Rooms I thought you wrote....
Never mind

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)

135 I might have sex with men, but I have a relationship with Barbie.

Posted by: Ken at January 23, 2026 05:53 PM (gKWVE)

136 I seem to remember that this is where the straw ban came from, but my memory might be a bit fuzzy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2026 05:51 PM (y9nCu)

Yeah, it was something like that I think. Some 14 year old boy did a science project with a picture of a turtle with a straw sticking out of its nose and all hell broke loose.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 23, 2026 05:54 PM (k9OZB)

137 Sometimes when I look at these cute AI time wasters I think awww. But most times I think, this is the reason I can’t graphics card for less than a kidney, and I hate them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2026 05:54 PM (XV/Pl)

138 Rage rooms... pffft.

My HS held a fundraiser:

Somebody donated a POS car, and tickets were sold for $1 each--

1 ticket good for 1 swing of 10# sledgehammer on the car.

Now there was some aggression relief!

Posted by: JQ at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (rdVOm)

139 Some 14 year old boy did a science project with a picture of a turtle with a straw sticking out of its nose

.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (gKWVE)

140 Cocaine Turtle >> Cocaine Bear

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (pDt9x)

141 And almost always started by some Junior High School girl's extra credit project in science class, after her AWFL mother makes a pest of herself with the local news channel promoting her sooper genius snowflake's project. I seem to remember that this is where the straw ban came from, but my memory might be a bit fuzzy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2026

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Something like that was how the six-foot distancing "rule" came into existence and got hyped during the Sniffle Scare.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (wzUl9)

142 Yeah, it was something like that I think. Some 14 year old boy did a science project with a picture of a turtle with a straw sticking out of its nose and all hell broke loose.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 23, 2026 05:54 PM (k9OZB)

Isn't that also how the 6 ft rule during the China Virus came to be? Some random kid said hey let’s stay 6 ft apart and the “experts” said uhm ok sounds like a plan.

Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (Ryx1w)

143 Rage rooms are for emotional toddlers. Adults control themselves. And if they need to engage in physical activity to reduce stress, they do something constructive, like exercise. Breaking stuff because you are so angry you can't function like a rational adult is an admission of lack of maturity or self-control. Giving into rage trains you to respond to stress in exactly the wrong way.

Not unrelated: Karens misbehaving in public.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (44PAK)

144 Busting stuff up with hammers is such a chick thing. Blowing things up with 'splodies is a guy thing. Advantage: guys....

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (nbLIj)

145 Deena is one of a reportedly growing number of women choosing to pay to hammer and bash old items such as TVs, furniture and crockery whilst kitted out in specialist protective gear.
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As a destructivist, that sounds like fun!

But if you go back a decade and had guys done that, it'd be "That's so immature!!" "Why don't you grow up?!"

Thus: only women are allowed such frivolities.

It would have been "toxic" had men done it first; It would have made women "afraid".

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (krQz2)

146 [eyes container of polyethylene glycol on the counter]

So, I shouldn't be taking this stuff, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (XeU6L)

147 You can add them to Hamburg for cutting costs?

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (8uqMR)

148 Maybe the UK women are all raging because of all the muslims rape.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (n5tGW)

149 Cocaine Turtle was a Saturday morning cartoon.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (jc0TO)

150 127 Married men should confine their boners to home turf.
Posted by: Your Conscience at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (oftw2)
_________________________

Advisory Caveat: If said turf has an Adam's Apple, it qualifies as Artificial Turf, and could lead to injuries.

Posted by: Orson at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (dIske)

151 And by 'good fat' we obviously mean bacon. Mmmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)

152 Let’s see what was going to kill us all…
. . .
Killer Bees from Mexico

Plastics? Pfffft. That’s like JV shit man.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026

***
Whatever happened to the murder hornets? Were they replaced by "manslaughter hornets" or "justifiable homicide" hornets?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 05:51 PM (wzUl9)

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I was assured that Monkeypox was going to kill us all ... at least the homos among us.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (MVWbi)

153 >>>BBC News You Can Use: Why (Leftwing) Women Are Going to Rage Rooms.

So like a time-out room. Only instead of telling their inner preschooler to take a time out, their empowering their inner brats. Go ahead, throw yourself on the floor and kick your feet and wave your fists and scream your head off.

Maybe even hold your breath until you turn blue, you venter you.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 05:57 PM (8mulE)

154 Yeah, it was something like that I think. Some 14 year old boy did a science project with a picture of a turtle with a straw sticking out of its nose and all hell broke loose.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 23, 2026 05:54 PM (k9OZB)
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The left is increasingly Maoist in its outlook. Tradition bad, book learning bad, let's follow the children! We have so much to learn from them!

Always pining for a Cultural Revolution.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

155 I hope this is true, about the microplastics, because I couldn't see how to effectively defend against them.

However, I don't know enough to say, because I'm still at the "What tests do I run to check for microplastics?" phase. If it's just one, faulty test, well, I guess we can rule it out for now.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at January 23, 2026 05:57 PM (asXVI)

156 85, yup, that or stainless steel

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 05:57 PM (Cjt/F)

157 I have no problem with the winter storm but I don’t remember having to be so concerned about power going out when we went through these storms 30 or more years ago.

I feel like I’m in a third world country.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 05:58 PM (KDPiq)

158 I used to have a backroom job at K-mart. Part of my job was to throw things into the trash compactor.

I took it more as hurl things into the compactor.

Fluorescent tubes made the best javelins.

Nobody has to tell me breaking things is newly fun!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 05:58 PM (krQz2)

159 I was assured that Monkeypox was going to kill us all ... at least the homos among us.
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026

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Then when the news leaked that the homos' dogs were also contracting it, the story vanished faster than the Enterprise-D going into warp.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 05:58 PM (wzUl9)

160 And by 'good fat' we obviously mean bacon. Mmmmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (zZu0s)
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Absolutely! Also pork rinds. Just picked up a bag. No carbs, no sugars. Okay, mine has seasoning, but it's a trace amount.

Yummy and filling.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:58 PM (ZOv7s)

161 So some enterprising peeps have found a way to scam stupid leftwing shitbitches out of their money by letting them break rando objects that someone would normally pay to have broken down. Winning!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 23, 2026 05:58 PM (tL+lc)

162 157 I have no problem with the winter storm but I don’t remember having to be so concerned about power going out when we went through these storms 30 or more years ago.

I feel like I’m in a third world country.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 05:58 PM (KDPiq)

You should be okay out there in California.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 05:59 PM (pDt9x)

163 [eyes container of polyethylene glycol on the counter]

So, I shouldn't be taking this stuff, eh?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 05:56 PM (XeU6L)

Well, if you want a crystallized liver, knock yourself out. I've heard it's sweet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 05:59 PM (zZu0s)

164 the tests the alarmists are relying on can't tell "microplastics" from ordinary bodily fat.

Because it's much harder for us to actually *create* anything, we've had to rely on fake "test results" (cf. Covid, cancer, BMI, etc.) to scare you into letting us inject you with known toxins.

The System Works!

Posted by: The Deep Ones at January 23, 2026 05:59 PM (9OAab)

165 >>>Often, she says women, in particular - end up "sandwiched" between the demands of work, parents and small children, and can end up "furious."

That's so hot.

--Senator Teddy Kennedy

Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026 05:59 PM (8mulE)

166 First it was fire ants.
(Really real, BTW)

Then it was killer bees.
Anacondas and Boas in the Everglades.
Then Murder Hornets.

I'm probably missing a few invasive species.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 23, 2026 05:59 PM (6ydKt)

167 The laziest game of fetch ever.. 😅

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That reminds me of playing the "Pong" video game (back when a quarter was a lot of money!) during junior high school in the mid-70s).

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:59 PM (MVWbi)

168 Busting stuff up with hammers is such a chick thing. Blowing things up with 'splodies is a guy thing. Advantage: guys....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (nbLIj)
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Shooting water jugs is more my speed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:59 PM (ZOv7s)

169 So like a time-out room. Only instead of telling their inner preschooler to take a time out, their empowering their inner brats. Go ahead, throw yourself on the floor and kick your feet and wave your fists and scream your head off.

Maybe even hold your breath until you turn blue, you venter you.
Posted by: No Name Today at January 23, 2026

***
Driving in rush-hour traffic will afford the same opportunity, and it won't cost you any more than the gas you're already burning!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 06:00 PM (wzUl9)

170 Wife is all worried about power outage, it is getting windy and that can be a problem if its blasting

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 06:00 PM (Ia/+0)

171 Country Star LeAnne Rimes is doing $10k plasma replacement sessions to remove micro plastics from her body.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 06:00 PM (KDPiq)

172 Athika Ahmed. Imagine the smell inside that tent on a warm day.

Posted by: fly gal at January 23, 2026 06:00 PM (JrfET)

173 That "Health Ambassador" looks like she just escaped a cabbage patch...

She is also good at smelling up the loo...someone needs to light a match.

Posted by: Zombie Benny Hill at January 23, 2026 06:00 PM (R/m4+)

174 Isn't that also how the 6 ft rule during the China Virus came to be? Some random kid said hey let’s stay 6 ft apart and the “experts” said uhm ok sounds like a plan.
Posted by: Really?? at January 23, 2026 05:55 PM (Ryx1w)

Yup, pretty sure that's right for the "6 ft rule". Maybe we should stop letting little kids be in charge of "scientific studies".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 23, 2026 06:00 PM (k9OZB)

175 Kissing bugs. The bite is usually painless but can cause red, itchy, swollen bumps, sometimes severe, and may lead to Chagas disease if the bug's feces (containing the parasite) are rubbed into the bite or mucous membranes.

😬

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 23, 2026 06:01 PM (NFX2v)

176 Global cooling
New Ice age
Global warming
Climate change
Alar
Microplastics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 06:01 PM (e4I2N)

177 171 Country Star LeAnne Rimes is doing $10k plasma replacement sessions to remove micro plastics from her body.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 06:00 PM (KDPiq)

Wonder how she feels about Rage Rooms?

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 06:01 PM (pDt9x)

178 'Bout time for me to slop the feline hogs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 06:01 PM (wzUl9)

179 Women go to Rage Rooms I thought you wrote....
Never mind
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 05:53 PM (Ia/+0)
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We kind of got the same idea.

Posted by: Gangs of Young Muslim Brits at January 23, 2026 06:01 PM (krQz2)

180 So some enterprising peeps have found a way to scam stupid leftwing shitbitches out of their money by letting them break rando objects that someone would normally pay to have broken down. Winning!
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 23, 2026 05:58 PM (tL+lc)
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Come to the rage scrapyard! You pick up things over there, and throw it as hard as you can into the bin over here! Therapeutic! All natural! Good for the environment!

Posted by: Crazy A.H. Lloyd's Recycling Center at January 23, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

181 "I Won't Fast a Day Without You" could have been a big hit.
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:53 PM (MVWbi)

(Raises glass)

Nice one...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 23, 2026 06:02 PM (nbLIj)

182 I think it would have been funny for them to say it's PMS for the reason and watch the internet explode.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2026 06:02 PM (n5tGW)

183 How do these people remember to eat?

Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2026 06:02 PM (yw3eV)

184 >>> The laziest game of fetch ever

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If I could replace this guy with my sofa, my golden would be the happiest guy.

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 23, 2026 06:02 PM (CyFyf)

185 48 If microplastics are not the problem people say they were, what explains the boner I experience when I walk past a recycling bin? (Other than Crystal, the recycling gal)
Posted by: Diogenes

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Good choice. The recyling bin is the last place they would look for her.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 23, 2026 06:02 PM (hKadN)

186 we all know about left wing womens, and what they are..but I bet those rage rooms will be very popular among the woke reich incels that have been clogging up the internets. geez what a bunch of losers, get yourselves a rage room and stay there.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 06:02 PM (g47mK)

187 NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces criminal aliens will be eligible for taxpayer-funded universal child care.

“These are programs for everyone. They will not ask immigration status. We are proud to be a sanctuary city.”


Nice to see someone on the left finally admit they're criminals.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (zILP0)

188 >> I've started putting heavy whipping cream in my morning coffee. It is really filling! Normally I get peckish long before lunch time, but since I started using the cream, nope. I only switched earlier this week, but so far very happy with the results.


If you add some Collagen Peptides, it works even better at staving off hunger.

Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (ZcsJV)

189 (obscure movie reference)
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Narrator: This was not an obscure movie reference.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (asXVI)

190 There are very few situations that can't be made better by having a Golden Retriever around.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (viF8m)

191 Why must we listen to fat hijab retard "health ambassador"?

Posted by: Fat, retarded and Muslim is no way to live at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (TbWk/)

192 WATCH: United Kingdom "Health Ambassador" Athika Ahmed says we need to teach people how to prolong their life through healthy habits

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She looks like "Flabba The Hut."

/I denounce myself

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (MVWbi)

193 Deena is one of a reportedly growing number of women choosing to pay to hammer and bash old items such as TVs, furniture and crockery whilst kitted out in specialist protective gear.
_______
Remember, in Pinocchio, they all turn into donkeys for the mines.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (s0JqF)

194 Country Star LeAnne Rimes is doing $10k plasma replacement sessions to remove micro plastics from her body.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026

***
There's a video on YooToob of her performing a duet with Joss Stone on LR's "Nothin' Better to Do." Nice stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (wzUl9)

195 Is all of England ran by Muslims?

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

196 =====

If I could replace this guy with my sofa, my golden would be the happiest guy.
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 23, 2026 06:02 PM (CyFyf)

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Crap. I meant it I could replace my sofa with this guy...

Posted by: Turn 2 at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (CyFyf)

197 I'm probably missing a few invasive species.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


Uh, hello?

Posted by: Somalians at January 23, 2026 06:04 PM (hKadN)

198 I hope you peeps to my west and north make it through the storm alright.

That freezing rain is the worst, so may the power stay on wherever you are.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 23, 2026 06:04 PM (6ydKt)

199 Dinosaurs became oil. Oil became plastic. Plastic became dinosaurs. Plastic Dinosaurs are real dinosaurs

This pubic service announcement was brought to you by the letter 12

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 23, 2026 06:04 PM (jrgJz)

200 I have no problem with the winter storm but I don’t remember having to be so concerned about power going out when we went through these storms 30 or more years ago.

I feel like I’m in a third world country.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 05:58 PM (KDPiq)
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All the infrastructure was brand new. Also, the grid has expanded (remember the horror of "urban sprawl?").

Now many the transformers and substations are wearing out, but no one replaces them until they fail.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 06:05 PM (ZOv7s)

201 Athika "Jabba" Ahmed looks like an AI joke. Especially the "health ambassador" part.

Jillian Michaels as a health ambassador? Sure. Not that creature.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 06:06 PM (wzUl9)

202 Why must we listen to fat hijab retard "health ambassador"?
Posted by: Fat, retarded and Muslim is no way to live at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (TbWk/)

I believe that should read 'Fat Ewok Retard'. That's not a hijab, it's more of a hood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:06 PM (zZu0s)

203 Whatever happened to the murder hornets? I"d like to see them go up against the spotted lanternflies.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 23, 2026 06:06 PM (h/O4U)

204 s all of England ran by Muslims?
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0)

Yes.

Posted by: runner at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (g47mK)

205 196 =====

If I could replace this guy with my sofa, my golden would be the happiest guy.
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 23, 2026 06:02 PM (CyFyf)

======

Crap. I meant it I could replace my sofa with this guy...
Posted by: Turn 2 at January 23, 2026 06:03 PM (CyFyf)

The first version was pretty funny.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (pDt9x)

206 ZOHRAN has spoken! You may return to your miserable lives !

Posted by: Case at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (E7+ue)

207 WATCH: United Kingdom "Health Ambassador" Athika Ahmed says we need to teach people how to prolong their life through healthy habits
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Such as not-so-voluntary sex with Muslims lads!

Posted by: Gangs of Young Muslim Brits at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (krQz2)

208 Pinocchio

Geppettophile.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (Kt19C)

209 Kate Cutler, the co-owner and founder of a rage room in East Sussex, says it's "getting busier and busier" with female customers.

Bitches be crazy, and they're only getting crazier. Synthetic hormonal contraception, 300 strange cocks, and multiple abortions do take their toll. And their susceptibility to mass formation psychosis doesn't help either.

Posted by: The only prescription is benevolent patriarchy at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (TbWk/)

210 Is all of England ran by Muslims?
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026

***
The cities, I'd think so. Out in the rural lands of Yorkshire and Sussex, maybe not so much.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (wzUl9)

211 Below you'll find the "report ICE activity" hotlines.
Have fun and blast this thing all over the internet.
Seems some "activists" were sent to a biker bar.

Washington Immigrant Solidarity Network (WAISN) — 1-844-724-3737
LULAC ICE Activity Reporting — Signal/WhatsApp: +1-202-699-4637
Puente Arizona (Phoenix metro) — 480-506-7437
Arkansas United — 479-763-2822
Los Angeles Raids & Rapid Response Network — 888-624-4752
San Francisco Rapid Response Network — 415-200-1548
Alameda County (ACILEP) — 510-241-4011
Contra Costa County — 925-900-5151
North Bay (Sonoma/Napa/Solano) — 707-800-4544
Sacramento Rapid Response Network — 916-382-0256
Santa Clara County — 408-290-1144
Santa Cruz / Pajaro Valley — 831-239-4289
Central Valley / Valley Watch — 559-206-0151
Kern County — 661-432-2230
Orange County — 714-881-1558
San Diego County — 619-536-0823
Santa Barbara / Ventura / SLO (805 Network) — 805-870-8855
Long Beach Community Defense Network — 562-245-9575
Colorado Rapid Response Network — 1-844-864-8341
Florida Immigrant Coalition / RAISE Hotline — 1-888-600-5762
(Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (zILP0)

212 Georgia Latino Alliance for Human Rights (GLAHR) — 770-457-5232
Illinois Coalition for Immigrant & Refugee Rights (ICIRR) — 855-435-7693
LUCE Immigrant Justice Network (Greater Boston) — 617-370-5023
Grand Rapids Rapid Response Network — 616-238-0081
Reno / ACTIONN Rapid Response — 775-453-6137
Rapid Response New Jersey — 1-888-347-3767
NYC ICE Watch — community reporting via coordinated alert networks (no single phone line)
Rochester Rapid Response Network — 585-420-6471
Siembra NC Rapid Response — 336-543-0353
Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (PIRC) — 1-888-622-1510
New Sanctuary Movement (Philadelphia) — 267-333-9530
Centre County Rapid Response Network — 814-264-4626
AMOR / ICE Watch RI — 401-675-1414
Vecindarios901 (Memphis) — 901-329-7979
Tennessee Immigrant & Refugee Rights Coalition (TIRRC) — 615-833-0384
WA Immigrant Solidarity Network (WAISN) — 1-844-724-3737

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:08 PM (zILP0)

213 Come to the rage scrapyard! You pick up things over there, and throw it as hard as you can into the bin over here! Therapeutic! All natural! Good for the environment!

Posted by: Crazy A.H. Lloyd's Recycling Center at January 23, 2026 06:01 PM (ZOv7s)

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OUT: Cornhole.
IN: Tornhole.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 06:08 PM (MVWbi)

214 1 Can we get a new, inverted, testicular pyramid?
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 05:32 PM (MVWbi)

wut

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:08 PM (SSiCQ)

215 "Fat is known to make false-positives for polyethylene. The brain has [approximately] 60% fat."

And the body's densest concentration of cholesterol (also fat).

So, let's reduce fat and cholesterol, chemically!

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2026 06:08 PM (4x8X3)

216 Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen. Someone with a microscopic camera should do a drop test similar to the whiskey drop on pathogens except, microplastics vs stomach acids.

Microplastics vs Stomach acids, let the games begin.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:09 PM (/LXUT)

217 Is that UK "health ambassador" wearing a grill cover? Circus tent? Solar sail? I don't need health advise from someone who's blood type is "rocky road."

Posted by: Meric at January 23, 2026 06:09 PM (noZg2)

218 Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:07 PM (zILP0)

I see My County is there... Might have to give them a call...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2026 06:09 PM (VE6XX)

219 That fat pig is also a Love Your Period campaign ambassador???

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 23, 2026 06:09 PM (0GYGE)

220 *Health advice.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Meric at January 23, 2026 06:09 PM (noZg2)

221 Ryan Hall, Y'all: Live Pre Storm Coverage

Has MD Gov online now.

https://www.youtube.com/live/PFcMH4pff2A

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 06:09 PM (wVcYX)

222 Tidings from Scott Bessent.

"I think Gavin Newsom may be cracking up with some of these things he's saying. I think he may be in over his hairdo ... if he brought the kneepads, maybe that was for his meeting with Alex Soros, I don't know."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:10 PM (/LXUT)

223 I thought it was bad that we elected Hussein Obama only 7 years after 9/11 but NYC electing a professed Muslim who only became a citizen in 2018 has to be the dumbest cuck thing ever.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 06:10 PM (KDPiq)

224 Whatever happened to the murder hornets? I"d like to see them go up against the spotted lanternflies.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 23, 2026 06:06 PM (h/O4U)
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They were out-hyped in the second round by the fireants.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:10 PM (krQz2)

225 Below you'll find the "report ICE activity" hotlines.
Have fun and blast this thing all over the internet.
Seems some "activists" were sent to a biker bar.

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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 202-456-1414

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 06:11 PM (MVWbi)

226 Tidings from Scott Bessent.

"I think Gavin Newsom may be cracking up with some of these things he's saying. I think he may be in over his hairdo ... if he brought the kneepads, maybe that was for his meeting with Alex Soros, I don't know."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:10 PM (/LXUT)
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Boom to our gay SoS!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:11 PM (krQz2)

227 Global warming killed all the bees. Even the killer ones.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:11 PM (0KSrI)

228 Boom to our gay SoS!!
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:11 PM (krQz2)

MARCO RUBIO IS GAY?!?!.!.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

229 "There are very few situations that can't be made better by having a Golden Retriever around.
Posted by: JackStraw"

A trip to a china shop?

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

230 Saw The Female Rage open for the Hate Dads Trio in the Azalea City auditorium in '67. The estrogen overdose testicular shrinkage was thankfully temporary.

Posted by: kingsman at January 23, 2026 06:12 PM (ehY6c)

231 Global warming killed all the bees. Even the killer ones.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:11 PM (0KSrI)
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We chose the Big Gun?

I blame Trump!

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:12 PM (krQz2)

232 Tidings from Scott Bessent.

"I think Gavin Newsom may be cracking up with some of these things he's saying. I think he may be in over his hairdo ... if he brought the kneepads, maybe that was for his meeting with Alex Soros, I don't know."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:10 PM (/LXUT)

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Hey, Bessent is stealing my schtick!

I posted something similar here a couple days ago. * pouts *

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MVWbi)

233 Global warming killed all the bees. Even the killer ones.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:11 PM (0KSrI)

Heh. So it just... worked itself out. Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (zZu0s)

234 Y'know, A rage room sounds like a lot of fun! Not because I'm mad, necessarily, but because who doesn't want to act like Godzilla wrecking Tokyo every once in a while? 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (SRRAx)

235 I see My County is there... Might have to give them a call...
Posted by: It's me donna


Get creative. If no "hood" to send them into, tell them ICE is staging at the local PD.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (zILP0)

236 Boom to our gay SoS!!
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:11 PM (krQz2)

MARCO RUBIO IS GAY?!?!.!.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)
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Oops. SoT.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (krQz2)

237 Hey Ace, can we get something pinned to the top of the page to link to Nieds Dead Horse's Go Fund Me for her medical expenses? She and her daughter have posted on her X account if you need the info. I know the horde will help one of their own, and a co-blogger

Posted by: Slicin Hammer at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (l9sHO)

238 Always pining for a Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: CPC, June 1966 at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (0GYGE)

239 The Karens I've seen in Minnesota have swallowed a lot of aggression. Along with a lot of pizzas!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (2UnvF)

240 Below you'll find the "report ICE activity" hotlines.
Have fun and blast this thing all over the internet.
Seems some "activists" were sent to a biker bar.


>>>

The Blue Oyster?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 06:14 PM (wVcYX)

241 Always pining for a Cultural Revolution.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:57 PM (ZOv7s)

It is on a blank page that the most beautiful poems are written.

Posted by: Mao at January 23, 2026 06:14 PM (0GYGE)

242 >>A trip to a china shop?

Yea, that's one of the few.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 06:14 PM (viF8m)

243 I miss Deplorable Jay Guevara's takes on science.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2026 06:14 PM (e2+im)

244 One wonders if there is such a thing as a "high profile study" that is not, in fact, a joke. If it represented valuable medical information of broad general interest, they would bury the story, not make it "high profile".

Just look at that infamous paper that "mysteriously" got into the Lancet (said to me among the prestigious medical journals in the world), demonizing HCQ. Turned out to be a complete fraud, authored by an organization that was literally formed during the beginning of the COVID scare - in other words, a fly-by-night outfit. How does something like THAT get into a major medical journal?? It COULDN'T BE that the medical establishment is corrupt - that's a wild-eyed conspiracy theory ... LOL

Posted by: MrExcitement at January 23, 2026 06:14 PM (ovdkm)

245 Below you'll find the "report ICE activity" hotlines.
Have fun and blast this thing all over the internet.
Seems some "activists" were sent to a biker bar.

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1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. 202-456-1414
Posted by: ShainS



Local mosque

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:15 PM (zILP0)

246 "There are very few situations that can't be made better by having a Golden Retriever around.
Posted by: JackStraw"

A trip to a china shop?
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

Trying to walk on crutches.

Also trying to smuggle treat wrapped explosives in a dog park.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

247 The Blue Oyster?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 06:14 PM (wVcYX)
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It's like a cult.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:15 PM (krQz2)

248 Boom to our gay SoS!!
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:11 PM (krQz2)

MARCO RUBIO IS GAY?!?!.!.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

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"Forget it, he's rolling ..."

Vance/Rubio/Bessent -- The First Triumvirate for POTUS 2028!

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 06:15 PM (MVWbi)

249 Operation HOT BUTTERED RUM is a go.

butter batter prepared - check
Procure dark rum - check
the ability to heat water - check

I am fully ready for the glaciers.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 23, 2026 06:15 PM (3uBP9)

250 122 ... this morning I weighed in at one pound lighter than I was when I got out of Army basic training in 2000. It feels good and I've been at this weight for about three months, give or take a pound or two, so it's stable.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:52 PM (ZOv7s)

Well done!

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:15 PM (SSiCQ)

251 200 I have no problem with the winter storm but I don’t remember having to be so concerned about power going out when we went through these storms 30 or more years ago.
---

Power went out.
Cherleen, go get the candles, Martha, cook us up some soup while I get that roast ready. It's gonna be chilly tonight, let's eat up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:16 PM (/LXUT)

252 Shooting water jugs is more my speed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026

***
That sounds like fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2026 06:16 PM (wzUl9)

253 Damn. First gay SoS? Ok, I'm not judging.

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

254 I'm watching Ryan Hall, too.

He says he's is going to be livestreaming for most of the weekend (not when he's sleeping).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 23, 2026 06:17 PM (6ydKt)

255 Local mosque

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:15 PM (zILP0)

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Heh.

Imma gonna have to find the address of the local Gunsite Academy i in Paulden, AZ.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 06:17 PM (MVWbi)

256 Athika Ahmed is a 23-year-old medical student and health ambassador from Cardiff, Wales

from Wales, huh?

My ass. Also, you're missing an 'h'.

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2026 06:18 PM (4x8X3)

257 Okay.. I got my answer for an earlier question.. A Judge has ordered all three Church stormers in MN. out pre-trial

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2026 06:19 PM (VE6XX)

258 I miss Deplorable Jay Guevara's takes on science.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 23, 2026 06:14 PM (e2+im)

--------------

+1

R.I.P.

* sheds tear *

... and had hoped to meet him one day at a MoMe.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 06:19 PM (MVWbi)

259 I'm watching Ryan Hall, too.

He says he's is going to be livestreaming for most of the weekend (not when he's sleeping).

because that would be weird.

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2026 06:19 PM (4x8X3)

260 Take a day and walk around
Watch the Nazis run your town
Then go home and check yourself
You think we're singing 'bout someone else
But you’re plastic people
Oh baby, now you’re such a drag

Posted by: frank at January 23, 2026 06:19 PM (WXTVZ)

261 My truck this afternoon displayed an ICE warning. Been freaked out ever since. Keep checking my mirrors...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 06:20 PM (XeU6L)

262 Ken's not a homo, he's just dickless, no genitalia at all.

Posted by: No Name Given at January 23, 2026 06:20 PM (oftw2)

263 Athika Ahmed looks like she's wearing a swarthy version of the cherub/baby masks in the movie Brazil. Creepy.

Posted by: Croaker at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (AUB4U)

264 >>> Damn. First gay SoS? Ok, I'm not judging.
Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 06:16 PM (vFG9F)


more loneliness than any man could bear

Posted by: The Police at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (3uBP9)

265 Thank you for all for the prayers for my brother. We ended up not going to hospice on Sunday, but stayed home together and i made him dinner- steak, garlic bread, a baked potato, coffee cake and champagne. Of course, he ate only a few bites. The next morning i took him to hospice; we were both ready. On Tuesday, my son arrived and early the next morning, my brother died, with me holding his hand.

Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)

266 Did someone mention gay plastic?

https://youtu.be/Ln31raI2ezY?
si=QsQ1xY4yk0GJfhxF

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)

267 because that would be weird.

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2026 06:19 PM (4x8X3)

heh.
That's what he said to explain how long he'd be on air this weekend.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 23, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt)

268 Following up, it's me donna's earlier comment:

Blue Lives Matter@bluelivesmtr . 9h

STOP what you're doing - we have a pretty huge update and confession about this whole "Report ICE activity hotline" situation.

By about 1am, we had reports come in from numerous states that there had been "incidents" at a number of biker bars last night. 🇺🇸

It turns out that "report ICE activity hotlines" had received "tips" about "off-duty ICE agents" drinking at dozens of bars. Those bars just so happened to be biker bars owned or frequented by individuals who haven't always been on the right side of the law.

ICE protestors were alerted and given the addresses of these bars. According to friends of ours across the country, beta soy boy, gender-fluid communist Meal Team Sixers showed up with their "F-ICE" flags and tried barging into the bars.

Except... there were no ICE agents drinking there. As a wise man once said... "now you's can't leave".

To clarify, WE absolutely did NOT report those addresses to the "Report ICE activity hotlines". That's ridiculous, guys. What kind of people do you think we are?

-- > balance and list @ link
https://tinyurl.com/5n74scpu

Pixy limit

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:22 PM (/LXUT)

269 Alan Rickman in "Dogma" " I'm as anatomically correct as a Ken doll"

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:22 PM (0KSrI)

270 JS totally nails it @ 190

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 06:22 PM (Cjt/F)

271 (LASue) May your brother's memory be Eternal.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 23, 2026 06:23 PM (cYBz/)

272 Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)

Deepest condolences.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:23 PM (zZu0s)

273 I can kill you with my teacup.

Posted by: Vin Diesel at January 23, 2026 06:23 PM (ZnrCl)

274 Camela is not concerned about any storm. She is sitting in her 8 million dollar mansion, getting wasted, and cackling loud enough to annoy the neighbors.

Posted by: fd at January 23, 2026 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

275 United kingdom health ambassador? That thing? Its not even funny anymore. I need to take a sharpy to any of my maps with the UK on it. It don't belong on a map at this point. Its a fake country. Ok maybe I'll save one just to prove that at one time that actually existed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 23, 2026 06:23 PM (snZF9)

276 Deena is one of a reportedly growing number of women choosing to pay to hammer and bash old items such as TVs, furniture and crockery whilst kitted out in specialist protective gear.
- - - - - -

Business Advice: Set up a mannequin with balls and there will be wait lines around the block...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 23, 2026 06:23 PM (fbFLh)

277 I opened an MRE I had in the cupboard and the M&M's in it have a best by date of 10/2018, are they still good?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 23, 2026 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

278 Tuesday, my son arrived and early the next morning, my brother died, with me holding his hand.
Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)


So sorry.. He was lucky to have you as his sister...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2026 06:24 PM (VE6XX)

279 that was completely awesome, LASue!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 06:24 PM (Cjt/F)

280 I haven't seen that burka whale in the same picture as Stacey "tank" Abrams. Coincidence, I think not

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 06:24 PM (e4I2N)

281 Business Advice: Set up a mannequin with balls and there will be wait lines around the block...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 23, 2026 06:23 PM (fbFLh)

Better yet: Sydney Sweeney.

Women hate men nowhere near as much as they hate each other.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:25 PM (zZu0s)

282 A Straw!!!!
Posted by: tubal

Don't even.

Posted by: That Camel at January 23, 2026 06:25 PM (DsA2n)

283 LASue, my condolences.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:25 PM (0KSrI)

284 I can kill you with my teacup.
Posted by: Vin Diesel
-------
"I once saw Wick kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fuckingng pencil."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 06:26 PM (XeU6L)

285 "A Judge has ordered all three Church stormers in MN. out pre-trial
Posted by: It's me donna "

No comment.

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 23, 2026 06:26 PM (vFG9F)

286 277 I opened an MRE I had in the cupboard and the M&M's in it have a best by date of 10/2018, are they still good?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 23, 2026 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

Unless insects, I do not see how they could go bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 23, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

287 199 This pubic service announcement was brought to you by the letter 12
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at January 23, 2026 06:04 PM (jrgJz)

heh

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:26 PM (SSiCQ)

288 Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)

What an absolute loving thing to do for your brother. Dusty in here. So sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 06:26 PM (wVcYX)

289 The idea that Ken is gay is just re-dickless.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:26 PM (krQz2)

290 LaSue condolences to you and your family on your loss

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 23, 2026 06:27 PM (e4I2N)

291 Ryan Hall lives in Kentucky and he's forecasting .4" of ice near him.

I'm sure he's got a generator.
He's probably got a back up.
Sponsors are awesome.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 23, 2026 06:27 PM (6ydKt)

292
76 I've started putting heavy whipping cream in my morning coffee.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 23, 2026 05:45 PM (ZOv7s)
- - - - - -
I add hwc to my milk. I'm trying to -gain- weight, and a carton of hwc is about 3200 calories. Hoping the price of it drops soon... ;-)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 23, 2026 06:27 PM (fbFLh)

293 On Tuesday, my son arrived and early the next morning, my brother died, with me holding his hand.
Posted by: LASue
---------

Damned hard, I know. Thoughts and prayers with you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 06:27 PM (XeU6L)

294 28 That's one hefty Muslima!
Posted by: Texican ette at January 23, 2026 05:38 PM (SNf74)

Looks like what she's wearing is a Hefty Trash Bag.

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:28 PM (SSiCQ)

295 He's got Straws of Steel!

Posted by: Duke Nukem at January 23, 2026 06:28 PM (Q+gd/)

296 Okay.. I got my answer for an earlier question.. A Judge has ordered all three Church stormers in MN. out pre-trial

Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2026 06:19 PM (VE6XX)
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In before the people who would blame Pam Bondi for out-of-control judge feudalism.

Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2026 06:29 PM (krQz2)

297 If microplastics were all that dangerous, I would have been dead a long time ago.

On a related note, you can tell a person's approximate age by how many cycles of "we have to DEASTICALLY reduce CO2 emissions, or it will be a DISASTER in 10 years" they have been through. It tells you something, how there are people who have been through 4 or 5 cycles of that, and are STILL TRUE BELIEVERS. If you have the job title of "scientist", you can never be wrong, even if you never get a single thing right.

Posted by: MrExcitement at January 23, 2026 06:29 PM (ovdkm)

298 "I've started putting heavy whipping cream in my morning coffee. It is really filling! Normally I get peckish long before lunch time, but since I started using the cream, nope. I only switched earlier this week, but so far very happy with the results."

I had a dance student back in the 80s who was a retired Army guy, who had been through West Point in his youth.
He said part of the underclass hazing was to make it hard for them to eat at meals, so that they'd feel it more during physical drill.
He said they had big pitchers of cream on the mess tables at breakfast, and he used to sieze his moment to grab one and chug it, because he knew it was the quickest highest calorie thing on the table to take a chance at getting away with.

Posted by: barbarausa at January 23, 2026 06:29 PM (enw9G)

299 If'n I lose power here it will put out my Christmas lights. Neighbors might like that.

Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at January 23, 2026 06:30 PM (oftw2)

300 222 Tidings from Scott Bessent.

"I think Gavin Newsom may be cracking up with some of these things he's saying. I think he may be in over his hairdo ... if he brought the kneepads, maybe that was for his meeting with Alex Soros, I don't know."
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:10 PM (/LXUT)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-ha!

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:31 PM (SSiCQ)

301 The great winter storm of 2026 has begun. Currently it's just raining and about 41°.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:31 PM (zILP0)

302 LASue, condolences and prayers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (/LXUT)

303 I opened an MRE I had in the cupboard and the M&M's in it have a best by date of 10/2018, are they still good?

Depends. If by "good" you mean pleasant to eat, maybe not. If by "good" you mean "not harmful," yeah they probably are.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (Fs0KI)

304 Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)

LASue - please accept my condolences.

May your family be Blessed with Peace and Strength...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at January 23, 2026 06:32 PM (3ZUWJ)

305 I don't need a rage room because I come here. Thanks, Ace and Morons and 'ette's. I love you all.

I want Ace (and everyone! Like I am Oprah the bazillionaire!) to have a Golden Puppy. They are all sweet and crazy; and all addicted to tennis balls. Well, our Shelby liked them but did not lower his standards to fetch as the retriever was bred out of him. He'd look at me and say, "You threw it, get it yourself!" I loved that boy.

I've got so much DDT in my organs from riding bikes in the clouds of mosquito fog I am not worried about microplastics.

Guess who had a "rage room" in her house? Scrawny and creepy Nic Kidman! I read it as a "scream room" in her house with Urban. I have always wondered about her, anyway, and this sealed the deal. What a weirdo. Her Aussie father was rumored to be some sort of satanic pedo when he died. I am full of strange trivia.

I have lost 7lbs since Christmas and will continue. I have protein with breakfast now and an apple at 3pm. I am also, now that the cardiac freak out is behind me, going to start exercising harder. Life is very good. I hope to be in fine shape by summer and starting my swimming. Altho not trying to impress anyone at the pool.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)

306 rickb223, 45 and intermittent rain here.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:34 PM (0KSrI)

307 So it turns out the opened carton of chicken broth that's been in the fridge for a spell, stunk to high heaven when opened. It had a Best By date of May 2023. I last used it prior to the Best By date.

It's been tossed down the sink and replaced with a newer, unopened carton having a Best By date of July 2025. It still tasted and smelled okay, so I hope it won't poison me in the chicken & rice casserole bake.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 23, 2026 06:34 PM (wVcYX)

308 Drink, Half n Half, not milk.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:35 PM (/LXUT)

309 I opened an MRE I had in the cupboard and the M&M's in it have a best by date of 10/2018, are they still good?
Posted by: Mister Scott


They'll still be good in 2038. I had a John Wayne cookie that I ate two years ago that was from a 1998 MRE that had been stored in the freezer. It was perfectly fine.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:35 PM (zILP0)

310 When my Dad collapsed in front of me I was worried that that if I gave him mouth to mouth he would wake up and yell at me that I was doing it wrong.

Posted by: pawn at January 23, 2026 06:35 PM (WXTVZ)

311 Too good to be true?

x.com/bluelivesmtr/status/2014692696879755266

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 06:35 PM (8zz6B)

312 So it turns out the opened carton of chicken broth that's been in the fridge for a spell, stunk to high heaven when opened. It had a Best By date of May 2023. I last used it prior to the Best By date.
. . .
Count de Monet

I had a dozen eggs fail the float test last November as Christmas baking season kicked in.

Posted by: Adriane the Refrigerator of Death Critic . . . at January 23, 2026 06:37 PM (3ZUWJ)

313 I'm watching Ryan Hall, too.

He says he's is going to be livestreaming for most of the weekend (not when he's sleeping).

because that would be weird.
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2026 06:19 PM

It would still beat the new Star Trek.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (jc0TO)

314 Hydrolyzed whey protein.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (XeU6L)

315
"A Judge has ordered all three Church stormers in MN. out pre-trial
Posted by: It's me donna "

No comment.
Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right

Everything will be OK.

Posted by: Zig Zag at January 23, 2026 06:38 PM (pkeXY)

316 I had a dozen eggs fail the float test last November as Christmas baking season kicked in.
Posted by: Adriane
-------

How old?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2026 06:39 PM (XeU6L)

317 Eh, those steel straws (the pointy ones) would make a pretty good improvised weapon ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Cjt/F)

Also pretty dangerous. What would happen if you tripped and fell on your face while sucking up a milkshake through a steel straw?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 06:39 PM (8zz6B)

318 Legs

A nice layer of smooth is feminine.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 23, 2026 06:39 PM (/LXUT)

319 Airfried 50 of my 108 egg bonanza and making them into Cajun spiced pickled eggs

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (0KSrI)

320 I have been making "yogurt" in a home yogurt maker using whole milk and cultured buttermilk.
I have had gut issues for years, and this helps moderate it. I have about a cup every morning.

It is a lot cheaper than buying a quart of yogurt each week, and it tastes decent.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (rbvCR)

321 My guess is no Marxist will get much penalty in a Marxist land
The Judges are all Leftists

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (Ia/+0)

322 When my Dad collapsed in front of me I was worried that that if I gave him mouth to mouth he would wake up and yell at me that I was doing it wrong.
Posted by: pawn at January 23, 2026 06:35 PM (WXTVZ)
=====
The best scene in Dog Day Afternoon was when the head bank teller admonishes Al Pacino's character.

"You call this a bank robbery?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM (RIvkX)

323
Airfried 50 of my 108 egg bonanza and making them into Cajun spiced pickled eggs
Posted by: Ben Had

Cool, Luke!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2026 06:43 PM (pkeXY)

324 265 Thank you for all for the prayers for my brother. We ended up not going to hospice on Sunday, but stayed home together and i made him dinner- steak, garlic bread, a baked potato, coffee cake and champagne. Of course, he ate only a few bites. The next morning i took him to hospice; we were both ready. On Tuesday, my son arrived and early the next morning, my brother died, with me holding his hand.
Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)

Very blessed to have you there.

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:45 PM (SSiCQ)

325 Tuesday, my son arrived and early the next morning, my brother died, with me holding his hand.
Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)
====

May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

326 Also pretty dangerous. What would happen if you tripped and fell on your face while sucking up a milkshake through a steel straw?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 06:39 PM (8zz6B)

30 years ago a styling young man tripped as he was using a glass straw to snort coke with a glass straw and pacing wildly (as one does) in his living room in his apartment. It punched into his brain and he bled out face down on the floor.
The rental manager replaced the carpet but didn't bother with the padding or the sub-floor, and the next tenant - who was a friend of a friend - complained about the odd smell until the management agreed to replace it all.

. . . "This is your brain on drugs" was never more apt.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 06:46 PM (rbvCR)

327 LA Sue, hope you don’t take this wrong, but that is beautiful. God bless you, and also for sharing. Uplifting.

Posted by: tubal at January 23, 2026 06:47 PM (pDt9x)

328 305 I don't need a rage room because I come here.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 06:33 PM (WONhk)

seconded

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:47 PM (SSiCQ)

329 Condolences LASue.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2026 06:48 PM (viF8m)

330 I don't need a rage room because I have a forge and anvil and making white hot pokers is very calming.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:49 PM (0KSrI)

331 Pawn, the only response in that situation is "Fine, you breathe on your own, then"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 06:49 PM (rbvCR)

332 LA sue I have the feeling you will always cherish that memory

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 06:50 PM (Ia/+0)

333 My guess is no Marxist will get much penalty in a Marxist land
The Judges are all Leftists

Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2026 06:42 PM


As I said earlier, I doubt they will ever go to trial, if they do it will be a quick 15 minute jury nullification with a not guilty verdict. It's minneapolis after all. They might plead out to a misdemeanor with a token fine or a couple of hours of community service but they aren't going to do any time.


It's pointless for the AG or anyone to charge crimes for what is happening in minnesota. No one will ever be convicted there, it's just not going to happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (0N4FZ)

334 317 Eh, those steel straws (the pointy ones) would make a pretty good improvised weapon ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Cjt/F)

Also pretty dangerous. What would happen if you tripped and fell on your face while sucking up a milkshake through a steel straw?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 06:39 PM (8zz6B)

The odds on that?

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (SSiCQ)

335 I posted something similar here a couple days ago. * pouts *
Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 23, 2026 06:13 PM (MVWbi)
===

h/t Shain S.
-Sec. Bessent

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (RIvkX)

336 I once told my dad as we went to the ER for a scalp laceration, "you should be glad I haven't practiced with my surgical stapler. It is not the sort of thing you want to practice the first time on someone you like"

Neither Dad nor the nurse thought that was funny

Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2026 06:51 PM (rbvCR)

337 Country Star LeAnne Rimes is doing $10k plasma replacement sessions to remove micro plastics from her body.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 23, 2026 06:00 PM (KDPiq)

Does that mean her boobies will shrivel up?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 06:52 PM (8zz6B)

338 nood woke

Posted by: m at January 23, 2026 06:54 PM (SSiCQ)

339 rickb223, 45 and intermittent rain here.
Posted by: Ben Had


Yes ma'am. I just looked. 39 now. Not calling for a mix until 9:45pm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (zILP0)

340 I love Scott Bessent and Gavin Newsom are trading gay jabs.

They are ensmallifying Gavin and he has no clue.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (RIvkX)

341 The odds on that?

Maybe small but never zero.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 23, 2026 06:55 PM (Fs0KI)

342 319 Airfried 50 of my 108 egg bonanza and making them into Cajun spiced pickled eggs
Posted by: Ben Had at January 23, 2026 06:40 PM (0KSrI)


You are always up to something that I have never done. If they are fried then how do you pickle them?

It does not take much to confuse me. However, they sound awesome!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk)

343 Condolences, LaSue. He was blessed to have you as his sister.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 23, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

344 Thank you for all for the prayers for my brother. We ended up not going to hospice on Sunday, but stayed home together and i made him dinner- steak, garlic bread, a baked potato, coffee cake and champagne. Of course, he ate only a few bites. The next morning i took him to hospice; we were both ready. On Tuesday, my son arrived and early the next morning, my brother died, with me holding his hand.
Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2026 06:21 PM (lCppi)

Please accept my condolences, LASue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2026 07:01 PM (8zz6B)

345
Whoa! Ms. Potato Head!

What the ever loving hell. Wales?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2026 07:48 PM (xG4kz)

346 Not sure about the theory, but one McGriddle makes me sleepy.

Posted by: MikeN at January 23, 2026 07:58 PM (8uQGY)

347 .6 gram/lb is a JOKE!!!! That’s 3 OUNCES of protein a day!!!! I eat 8 ounces or more of protein/day. Vegetables. Low fruit. Low bread, rice, potatoes. Whole milk.

Posted by: JackWayne at January 23, 2026 08:07 PM (763BE)

348 Ace probably won’t read this.

I have been fasting double 24 hour days mon/tues and wed/thurs.

I’ve lost 22 lbs since November 1.

Gainzzzz

Posted by: DoctorMew at January 23, 2026 10:55 PM (XodLO)

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