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As Part of the VP Candidate Vetting Process, Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel

People whose only loyalty is to a resurrected Soviet Union sure seem overly bothered by "dual loyalty" paranoia.

Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro was already irritated by what he describes as "unnecessarily contentious" questions from the team vetting him to be Kamala Harris's running mate when a senior aide made one final inquiry: "Have you ever been an agent of the Israeli government?"

The question came from President Biden's former White House counsel Dana Remus, who was a key member of Harris's vice-presidential search team.

Shapiro, one of the most well-known Jewish elected officials in the country--and one of at least three Jewish politicians considering a run for the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination--says he took umbrage at the question. "Had I been a double agent for Israel? Was she kidding? I told her how offensive the question was," Shapiro writes in his forthcoming book, Where We Keep the Light, a copy of which The Atlantic obtained ahead of its release on January 27.

The exchange became even more tense, he writes, when Remus asked whether Shapiro had ever spoken with an undercover Israeli agent. The questions left the governor feeling uneasy about the prospect of being Harris's No. 2, a role that ultimately went to Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. After Harris and Walz lost to Donald Trump, many Democrats were critical of her decision to bypass Shapiro, the popular governor of the nation's largest swing state. In his book, Shapiro says that the decision may not have been fully hers; he says he had "a knot in my stomach" throughout a vetting process that was more combative than he had expected. Shapiro wrote that he decided to take his name out of the running after a one-on-one meeting with Harris that featured more clashes, including about Israel.

The Biden/Harris "antisemitism envoy" objected to the question.

israeliagentstatement.jpg

Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should.

Weird how we didn't hear about it before the election.

Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM




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1 G'morning Ace.

I'll let the others know this one's live.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 01:29 PM (O7YUW)

2
ESPONJA!!1!1!11!!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (tljrc)

3
Ace,

I hope you and yours are okay.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:30 PM (3ek7K)

4 see, ace did not leave us like all you panicans thought!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (g47mK)

5 Hey, Ace. What happened to your earlier thread?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (JA4sW)

7
What happened to the Don LeMon post? I've still got my old sock on from it.

Posted by: United States of America at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (Jyxrm)

8 And damn, posted 8 seconds AFTER I did a main page refresh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (JA4sW)

9 Josh Shapiro surely dodged career suicide.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)

10 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (JA4sW)

11 Minneapolis is out? MINNEAPOLIS IS OUT?!

Posted by: LIke, so confused at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (TbWk/)

12 we're BAACK!

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (pscAN)

13 Retards to the north of me; antisemites to my east! Commies everywhere

It’s pathetic

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (xT8gx)

14 Uwu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M9r6PZPaIo

PSA - flashing lights may cause seizures.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:32 PM (2GVsD)

15 Josh Shapiro surely dodged career suicide.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (2GVsD)

He can always rely on his other career with the MOSSAD!

Posted by: Cucker Trollson at January 19, 2026 01:32 PM (g47mK)

16 All the buildup and anticipation and this is it?
It's like getting socks for Christmas.

They're nice socks, I guess.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 01:32 PM (Hx0tZ)

17
Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Jyxrm)

18 How 'bout Josh Shapiro, Mr. Lamarr?

Too Jewish.

Posted by: Life imitating art at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (TbWk/)

19 Ace took down the other post, and put this one up.

Because Israel told him to.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (PGKfy)

20 I was promised nood Don Lemon.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (jc0TO)

21 Well, is/was he?

Posted by: epador at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (TRnzq)

22 "Zionists" are everywhere, Citizens!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (n1OCj)

23 Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel

You know how you figure out if someone's a double-agent for Israel? You ask them! They'll never see it coming.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (uTrw+)

24 “when did you stop beating your wife?” “Do you hate niggers?”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (YlWIZ)

25 Did we lose a thread?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (NpAcC)

26 "The exchange became even more tense, he writes, when Remus asked whether Shapiro had ever spoken with an undercover Israeli agent."

Unless the agent disclosed their undercover status to Shapiro, how could he possibly know? Seems like both a stupid and a setup question (squares with Democrats, so ... maybe.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (O7YUW)

27 Got to check on those little hat guys.
Tucker Carlson

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (YwEeS)

28 20 I was promised nood Don Lemon.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (jc0TO)

The art thread already put pasty white man-ass in our faces, and you want more?

Posted by: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (TbWk/)

29 Ace is slightly alive!

Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (0MjtC)

30 Apparently, ICE has arrested enough illegals in Minnesota that if the census was held now, the state would lose a House seat.

Is it really true that some group called Satanists for the Democrat Party put a little statue in the Minnesota state house thanking Tampon Timmy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (2GVsD)

31 Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hell, I've got tons of Jewish ties.
I shop at Sol's, the Discount Tailor.

Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (q6tQZ)

32
In my time zone Ace is early, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (3ek7K)

33 Ah, the mention of the name Shapiro reminds me -- did you know that Abbie Shapiro has enormous knockers?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)

34 Tel Aviv Mark Levin sez this is all bullshit!

Posted by: International Zionist Conspiracy at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (oftw2)

35 But, I thought Tucker Qatarlson said EVERYONE in DC was an agent for Israel..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (JA4sW)

36 I will go way out on a limb and bet that Tim Walz was mostly asked about how committed he was to citizenship for illegals, insurrection, a permanent Democrat one party government and putting Trump in prison. And public displays of jazz hands.

Posted by: Antifa at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (HTCU3)

37 Did we lose a thread?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (NpAcC)

What we gained was the friends we met along the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (PGKfy)

38 "Are you a good Jew, or a bad Jew?"

--Kamala Harris

Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (0MjtC)

39 It really is incredible how bad the Democrat Party has become. Anti-American, anti-semitic, hates white men, loves communism, pro-jihad, open borders. Just a complete disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

40 @25/redridinghood: "Did we lose a thread?"

If we did, it was probably one scheduled to come later today, and when it resurfaces, there'll be a couple of very early "Firsts" that made it in before it was put back into draft status. Claims of cheating will be made. Chaos will ensue. Cats and dogs, living together...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (O7YUW)

41 Hell, I've got tons of Jewish ties.
I shop at Sol's, the Discount Tailor.
Posted by: MkY at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM (q6tQZ)

Buy three, get one for 10% off! Mit two pair pants!

Posted by: Bubbe we'll take care of you! at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)

42 I was promised nood Don Lemon.
Posted by: toby928(c)


What?! You want CBD to post a picture of a nude black fat man on an Ottoman????

Yuck!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (2GVsD)

43 Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Jyxrm)
=====

I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (rj6Yv)

44
Comment 24 is questionable

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (3ek7K)

45 Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should.


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (JA4sW)

46 Did they ask Walz if he was an agent of Somalia?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (0MjtC)

47 The art thread already put pasty white man-ass in our faces, and you want more?
Posted by: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY at January 19, 2026 01:34 PM


The 'ettes need Art Thread love too, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (0sNs1)

48 Hell, I've got tons of Jewish ties.
I shop at Sol's, the Discount Tailor.
Posted by: MkY

And you got your hair from me!

Posted by: Sy Sperling, Client AND President at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (oftw2)

49 17
Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Jyxrm)


And cuff-links.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (kvcnI)

50
*Uberman Dana Remus looks at Shapiro's crotch with X-ray vision*

"THIS MAN IS A JEW!!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (y9nCu)

51 25 Did we lose a thread?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (NpAcC)

Seems that way...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (VE6XX)

52 Odds that Shapiro invented or exaggerated this to drum up interest in his book? I'd say north of 50%.

Sure, he wasn't chosen (mostly) because he was Jewish in a party that's crawling with vocal anti-semites. But I doubt he was asked whether he was an agent of Israel.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

53 Hey, Ace. What happened to your earlier thread?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

lost.....in time.......like tears......in rain

Posted by: Roy Batty at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (CNl8/)

54
All three regular trolls must be relieved that Ace is back.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:37 PM (Y8DZL)

55 You will find the lost thread having sex with all the lost socks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (2GVsD)

56 Did they ask Walz if he was an agent of Somalia?
Posted by: 29Victor at January 19, 2026 01:36 PM (0MjtC)


Shapiro wasn't a part of billions in fraud coming from Israel, so Walz was more of a legit candidate for them with the fraud to Somalia with 10% for the 'big team.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (JA4sW)

57 I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

In that heat?

Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)

58
Apparently, Kamala suspected that Shapiro had "Jewish ties."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM (Jyxrm)



He does! They're made of silk with little Stars of David on a bright blue field.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (iJfKG)

59 As Part of the VP Candidate Vetting Process, Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel



As with cops & hookers, you gotta tell if asked.

🤡🤡🤡 F'n clown show.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (0x0rk)

60 Got to check on those little hat guys.

===


I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)

61 Just a complete disaster.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

You seem to think they have principles.

They don't.

They count votes, and cater to the groups that will get them the most. Well, votes or ballots. Either/or.

They don't care about those people any more than you do.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (PGKfy)

62 I was promised nood Don Lemon.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:33 PM


You have to smell the finger first, before we proceed to that.

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (0sNs1)

63 Funny story from Portland - half the Portland city council is affiliated, officially or unofficially, with the Democratic Socialists of America, which hates Israel.

They are thinking of passing a city ordinance forbidding anyone in Portland from selling arms to Israel, and kicked the only representative of a Jewish publication off of an online press conference denouncing Israel.

It turns out that the big star for the Portland Trailblazers at the moment is Israeli and has served in the IDF, and these people haven't made a peep about it.

Apparently they aren't feeling politically powerful enough yet to start denouncing Portland's basketball team.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (n1OCj)

64 Why aren't the Target protesters attending of the local MLK Day cermonies? Disgraceful.
Posted by: Ripley

They are celebrating MLK Day.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (/lPRQ)

65 Hey, come on... Harris and her crew "were just asking questions."

Posted by: Tucker's Mullah at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (U2OZr)

66 Weird how we didn't hear about Joe Biden's missing brain before the election.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (abIsI)

67 >>@AAGDhillon
·
31m
>>To those asking where the arrests are: MN state prosecutors could have made arrests yesterday. The DOJ must first go before a federal judge to obtain an arrest warrant.

>>Make no mistake: @AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept will pursue federal charges in this case.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (viF8m)

68 >>I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?


Yes.

Also, Shriners.

Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ZcsJV)

69 Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (s0JqF)

70 Did they ask Walz if he was an agent of Somalia?

China, actually.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (n1OCj)

71 The normalization of Jew-Hate/Israel-Hate is probably a combination of a few things. One of course is the importation of Jew-haters for purposes of voting, and a second is the emergence of Israel as a bulwark against the post-modern lunacy that has gripped the left. Israelis are patriotic, fight for their country, and are relatively religious...all things that the left despises!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (n9ltV)

72
and so it grows...

>>Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should.

By their very definition - if they are muslim they are disloyal to the basic precepts of the USA and disloyal to America.

It is impossible to be a muslim and not desire world conquest.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (QEB0p)

73 Shapiro getting his book out as a way to get his name in the headlines for his obvious run for POTUS in 2028.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (NpAcC)

74 SonofGondorSockOFF

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (ZcsJV)

75 In that heat?
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)
==

Yeah, like Tucson in July.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (rj6Yv)

76 You will find the lost thread having sex with all the lost socks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM


Who among us doesn't have a lost sock or two around here?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (0sNs1)

77 No king day, rite?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (Kt19C)

78 But, I thought Tucker Qatarlson said EVERYONE in DC was an agent for Israel..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (JA4sW)


Mark Levin is claiming Trump isn't, at least this week.
And he is right worked up about it too. Poor guy.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (rbvCR)

79 I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

In that heat?
Posted by: steevy

The Hasidic Jews in Israel walk around in their full black outfits. Doesn't seem to bother them.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (77rzZ)

80 I think this is Shapiro's attempt at several things, to cleanse himself from Kramala, to beat her to the punch since she's been angling to run for POTUS in '28, and to audition for Newscome's VP. My take. Oh, and to promote his memoir.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (g47mK)

81
>>Make no mistake: @AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept will pursue federal charges in this case.
Posted by: JackStraw


LOL. Trust the plan.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (abIsI)

82 I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

In that heat?
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)

I remember hearing what a badass Menachem Begin was, back in the day. So I looked for old pics of him... there he is, this skinny guy, wearing a tie.

Which I guess is pretty badass.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (PGKfy)

83 OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (N8ZBc)

84 to add to JackStraw. The commiecrat party has turned on so many of their former voting blocks. First it was working class cuz too white and too male. Now jews because too successful, blocks communism. Replacing american blacks with Somalis and latino gang members.

If people stopped falling for MFM propaganda the DNC would collapse into smaller fringe than the green party.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (hhkIi)

85 “Did the double agent neglect your rectum again?”

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (YlWIZ)

86 >>I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?
-------
Yes.
Also, Shriners.


I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Posted by: Doctor Whom at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (Fs0KI)

87 Afternoon Ace.
Did they also ask Shapiro if he was still using the blood of Gentile children for his matzos? If not why the hell not?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (PTsqM)

88
You will find the lost thread having sex with all the lost socks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM



My jerk socks would jump into the fireplace to self-immolate from shame.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (y9nCu)

89 The art thread already put pasty white man-ass in our faces, and you want more?
Posted by: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Geez. You guys are still going on about the art thread four hours later.

Posted by: Tuna at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (lJ0H4)

90 Got to check on those little hat guys.

===


I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?
Posted by: runner



Probably as a way to mock those like using joos.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (0x0rk)

91 GENERAL STRIKE IN THE TWIN CITIES ON FRIDAY!!!

SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!!

ASSAULT ANYONE TRYING TO SHOP OR GO TO WORK OR SCHOOL!

Posted by: TWIN CITIES GENERAL STRIKE COMMAND! at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (n1OCj)

92 I believe he was asked. They would do it, saying this is what will be asked on campaign. How do you answer.... Frankly, they ask all kinds of shit like this. Have you ever cheated on your wife.... etc. Typical. They want to see the reaction....

Posted by: He did not have enough somalians, that was the real issue at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (31BE0)

93 Secret Agent Super Dragon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (pkeXY)

94 33 Ah, the mention of the name Shapiro reminds me -- did you know that Abbie Shapiro has enormous knockers?
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (77rzZ)
_______
After the fag-ass art thread, we need a boob thread.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:43 PM (s0JqF)

95 somebody's nic here is "little hats" , so I axed

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:43 PM (g47mK)

96 >>Make no mistake: @AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept will pursue federal charges in this case.
Posted by: JackStraw


LOL. Trust the plan.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (abIsI)
====

I predict large-scale jury nullification in MN and CA. Either out of spite or fear.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:43 PM (rj6Yv)

97 83 OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp


It's here. I was just on 20M HF radio and all received signals just died.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:43 PM (abIsI)

98 Yes.

Also, Shriners.
Posted by: Boromir at January 19, 2026 01:39 PM (ZcsJV)

Or A A Ron Judge. When he wears his hat backwards.

You'd swear he was Jewish.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (PGKfy)

99 Uncle Remus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (pkeXY)

100 Must be hard to remain passive in appearance to something or somebody or some group when you hate most things in the World.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (EyfuW)

101 The art thread already put pasty white man-ass in our faces, and you want more?
Posted by: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Geez. You guys are still going on about the art thread four hours later.


4 hours? Please. It will probably enter the permanent pantheon of inside jokes along with naked fat guy on an ottoman.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (Riz8t)

102 * I am not always privy to AOSHQ private, platinum member jokes, you see

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (g47mK)

103 Oh, there's an almighty crapton of (purportedly) American politicians who understand dual (+) loyalties all too well.
Loyalties to the old soviets, to china, to the caliphate, to whoever paid them off last ... you name it.
only President Trump and a few loyal associates give a damn for this country and its citizens

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (Cjt/F)

104 Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp

Is that the Euro Country Musik Award show?

Posted by: Nashville Katz at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (oftw2)

105 Also, Shriners.

I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Posted by: Doctor Whom at January 19,

Never do it without your fez on

Posted by: Steely Dan at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (y9ksN)

106 90 Got to check on those little hat guys.

===


I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?
Posted by: runner



Probably as a way to mock those like using joos.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:42 PM (0x0rk)

Yes. Little hats, small hats, smol hats, and the use of ((( ))) to indicate Jewishness. Blaming everything on ZEE JOOZ has become trendy once again.

Posted by: Kippah-ed herring at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (TbWk/)

107 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (n1OCj)

108 I've never been to Israel, but how many guys over there even wear ties?

In that heat?
Posted by: steevy at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)

I remember hearing what a badass Menachem Begin was, back in the day. So I looked for old pics of him... there he is, this skinny guy, wearing a tie.

Which I guess is pretty badass.
Posted by: BurtTC



Moyshe Dyan.

Definite badass. He was like the US used to be.

3 & 0.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (0x0rk)

109 Mr. Shapiro, are you now or have you ever been a Zionist?


Like asking a forth gen Italian-American (maybe with bits of German, French-Canadolian, and Spanish mixed in) if he thinks Italy should be conquered and its people driven to the sea.


Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (/lPRQ)

110 Ben Shapiro is sister is not an Israeli double agent, but I can't vouch for her Asknazi DD's without much closer inspection.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (wBaIH)

111 After the fag-ass art thread, we need a boob thread.
Posted by: Eeyore

Hear, hear! Where's Mannix?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (77rzZ)

112
My great-uncle Ralph was a blue collar worker his whole life but I never saw him without him wearing a 3-piece suit

The 60's killed that.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (Y8DZL)

113 Didn't General Mike Flynn get in trouble for being an unregistered agent of Turkey?

And wasn't George Papadopoulos at one point threatened with a claim of being an unregistered agent of Israel?

But Ace is offended if a presidential campaign asks a Jewish person who says he served in the IDF if he was an agent of a foreign country?

Why don't we just make it the 51st state and formalize the whole relationship? It's the least worst solution to a whole set of problems.

Posted by: TITP at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (6Q9y6)

114 I think Ace got in Doc Brown’s Delorean and temporarily caused a discontinuity in the space-time continuum…. I think bad Biff was somehow involved

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (xT8gx)

115 33 Ah, the mention of the name Shapiro reminds me -- did you know that Abbie Shapiro has enormous knockers?

So does a prize cow at the county fair but some of us don't go on about it for years.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)

116 105 Also, Shriners.

I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Posted by: Doctor Whom at January 19,

Never do it without your fez on
Posted by: Steely Dan at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (y9ksN)

You can keep your fez on.

Posted by: Randy Newman at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (TbWk/)

117 Is that the Euro Country Musik Award show?
Posted by: Nashville Katz


Coronal Mass Ejection. Think of John Holmes releasing after a week from filming.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (abIsI)

118 It really is incredible how bad the Democrat Party has become. Anti-American, anti-semitic, hates white men, loves communism, pro-jihad, open borders. Just a complete disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m)

They have always been this way. These piece of shit mofos have been here all through history. The names change, but they are the same. Scratch them and you'll always find a tyrant. These days they are a bit crazier, because most means of dealing with them don't exist like they once did.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (snZF9)

119 Like asking a forth gen Italian-American (maybe with bits of German, French-Canadolian, and Spanish mixed in) if he thinks Italy should be conquered and its people driven to the sea.


==

More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)

120 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


It is winter.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (/lPRQ)

121 Yes. Little hats, small hats, smol hats, and the use of ((( ))) to indicate Jewishness. Blaming everything on ZEE JOOZ has become trendy once again.
Posted by: Kippah-ed herring


I KNEW toenail fungus was a little hat conspiracy!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (0x0rk)

122 fess up you, you ...Papists !

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (g47mK)

123
Archimedes,

LMAO.

You are right!!

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (3ek7K)

124 I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Posted by: Doctor Whom at January 19,

Never do it without your fez on
Posted by: Steely Dan

----------
I wear a whoopee cap. Made it out of an old Fedora. Keeps my hair clean while I work on cars.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (QEB0p)

125 So does a prize cow at the county fair but some of us don't go on about it for years.

It's the nose ring isn't it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (2GVsD)

126 OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp

It's here. I was just on 20M HF radio and all received signals just died.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I think you just found Ace's excuse for him.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (77rzZ)

127 We just sent the grandkids (3 and 1) off with their parents after three days with us. We are tired. Bone tired. So tired, we're in danger ofdldsk;fl;zxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (Riz8t)

128 Lotsa comments on the Gay Homo Art Thread this morning.

Have any of you guys been to Europe? The art and sculpture is wall-to-wall naked guys with dicks in your face. Some of the world's most famous art is naked guys. Statue of David, anyone?

The Blade would rather look at boobs, sure. But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

129 Is that the Euro Country Musik Award show?
Posted by: Nashville Katz at January 19, 2026 01:44 PM (oftw2)


Holland insisted on it since they and several other countries are boycotting Eurovision this year over Israel.

In response, England is claiming it has a chance of wining Eurovision this year

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (rbvCR)

130 I bet they asked Josh if he ever paid retail.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (g8Ew8)

131 120 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.


Is there anyone in Minneapolis who isn't anti-American ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (VE6XX)

132 At least Josh Shapiro never ate a dog.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)

133 But Ace is offended if a presidential campaign asks a Jewish person who says he served in the IDF if he was an agent of a foreign country?

The article is about Shapiro being offended. I don't think Ace said one way or the other.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (Fs0KI)

134 Now is the time to rob a major bank in Minneapolis.

Right Has Gruber?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (2GVsD)

135 >>Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM

Some of my family left England 400 years ago and some 200 years ago. We have no ties, whatsoever.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (98kQX)

136 "Is that the Euro Country Musik Award show?"

A wavefront of hot dense plasma traveling at hundreds of kilometers per second, laying waste to the radio comms of our puny Earth, and, if intense enough, capable of destroying transmission grid infrastructure.

So the answer to your question is Yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (N8ZBc)

137 Ben Shapiro is sister is not an Israeli double agent, but I can't vouch for her Asknazi DD's without much closer inspection.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (wBaIH)

You get us some Iranian oil, Abby, I'll bring the motorboat.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:49 PM (PGKfy)

138 I rocked a fez in Casablanca.

Posted by: Sydney Greenstreet at January 19, 2026 01:49 PM (2Ez/1)

139
OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp

It's here. I was just on 20M HF radio and all received signals just died.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


All bands open here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:49 PM (pkeXY)

140 No fez for me this week. Sent it out to have tassel restrung.

Posted by: Susquehanna Hat Company. at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (oftw2)

141 Ah, the mention of the name Shapiro reminds me -- did you know that Abbie Shapiro has enormous knockers?

So does a prize cow at the county fair but some of us don't go on about it for years.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)
___________

"She never calls, she never writes ...."

-- Lovesick farmer at county fair years after seeing prize cow

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

142 Europe?

It's the final countdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (2GVsD)

143 * Ben Shapiro is sister is not an Israeli double agent, but I can't vouch for her Asknazi DD's without much closer inspection.*

###

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (2Ez/1)

144 Morning! Or afternoon. MLK Jr's 3 day weekend is fast vanishing, to my great sadness.

This thread reminds me I still haven't watched the debate between Ben Shapiro and Gruesome Newsome. Their voices are like nails on a chalkboard to my ears on a good day. And even it Shapiro "destroys" Newsome, its not going to convince the American Psycho to not run in 2028.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (gWBY1)

145 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


It is winter.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (/lPRQ)
=====

Not only winter, it is winter in Minnesota. I bet the therapy business is booming in Minneapolis.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (rj6Yv)

146 So Abby Shapiro has big cans… good to know!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (xT8gx)

147 119 Like asking a forth gen Italian-American (maybe with bits of German, French-Canadolian, and Spanish mixed in) if he thinks Italy should be conquered and its people driven to the sea.


==

More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)
_______
I plead guilty.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (s0JqF)

148 Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?
Posted by: Eeyore

In the old days it was assumed. Which is why Krauts and Wops went the Pacific and Asians went to Europe. But WWII was like a hundred ears ago.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (/lPRQ)

149 Lotsa comments on the Gay Homo Art Thread this morning.

Have any of you guys been to Europe? The art and sculpture is wall-to-wall naked guys with dicks in your face. Some of the world's most famous art is naked guys. Statue of David, anyone?

The Blade would rather look at boobs, sure. But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)


A lecture?!?!

When did the Blade transition to being a Karen?

Me golden idol is tarnished.

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (iJfKG)

150 What knockers!

Posted by: Gene Wilder at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (2Ez/1)

151 At least Josh Shapiro never ate a dog.
Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)



I personally don't give a rat's ass about anything other than the fact he is a Democrat, therefore, an enemy of the United States and the Constitution.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (JA4sW)

152 Is there anyone in Minneapolis who isn't anti-American ?

The Star-Tribune did note that the opinions of people in Minnesota outside the Twin Cities were very, very different about this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (n1OCj)

153 toenail fungus was a little hat conspiracy!

Don't look at me.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (Kt19C)

154 I can get Radio Berlin, but not Tokyo. Radio Peking is right out.

Posted by: Short Wave, Short Bus at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (oftw2)

155 Some of my family left England 400 years ago and some 200 years ago. We have no ties, whatsoever.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (98kQX)

Most of my ancestry is eastern European.

My only loyalty is to the hot chicks who will come over here and do naughty things with me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (PGKfy)

156 So Abby Shapiro has big cans… good to know!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM


Are they big? Or is she four feet tall like her brother and Dr. Ruth?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (jc0TO)

157 Is there anyone in Minneapolis who isn't anti-American?
Posted by: It's me donna

I hear that Lileks left. So, no.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

158 The Erf is being splooged by the Sun.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (abIsI)

159 >>And wasn't George Papadopoulos at one point threatened with a claim of being an unregistered agent of Israel?


People can't be this stupid, can they?

I mean...wouldn't they drown in the rain?

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (ZcsJV)

160 So Abby Shapiro has big cans… good to know!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (xT8gx)



And they're available for viewing on the internets.

However, her looking a lot like little Benny makes me not as big a fan as others are 'round here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (JA4sW)

161 Like asking a forth gen Italian-American (maybe with bits of German, French-Canadolian, and Spanish mixed in) if he thinks Italy should be conquered and its people driven to the sea.


==

More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)
_______
I plead guilty.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:50 PM (s0JqF)


Hey, the pay's good and so are the benefits!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (iJfKG)

162 Ace is offended when people dis his shelving.

#BeBetter

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

163
The Star-Tribune did note that the opinions of people in Minnesota outside the Twin Cities were very, very different about this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (n1OCj)

Glad to hear

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (VE6XX)

164 The Star-Tribune did note that the opinions of people in Minnesota outside the Twin Cities were very, very different about this.

Meatpackers in Minnesota used to employ people in good union jobs.

Guess who they employ now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (n1OCj)

165 T: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp

It's here. I was just on 20M HF radio and all received signals just died.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

All bands open here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 01:49 PM (pkeXY)

20m has a habit of dying for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (g8Ew8)

166 There is no magic height to bustline ratio.

Posted by: Guys everywhere at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (2Ez/1)

167 So Abby Shapiro has big cans… good to know!

* pretends to write on notepad *

"Umm humm... And are these big cans in the room with us now?"

-- Herr Professor Doktor Freud

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Fs0KI)

168 Are they big? Or is she four feet tall like her brother and Dr. Ruth?

Both can be true.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (Riz8t)

169
People can't be this stupid, can they?

I mean...wouldn't they drown in the rain?


Ark C passengers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (2GVsD)

170 135 >>Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM

Some of my family left England 400 years ago and some 200 years ago. We have no ties, whatsoever.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2026 01:48 PM (98kQX)
______
Anglos are the most likely to give that answer. But try talking to someone with Irish ancestry.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (s0JqF)

171 I personally don't give a rat's ass about anything other than the fact he is a Democrat, therefore, an enemy of the United States and the Constitution.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (JA4sW)

Early after the event, it was said he had a major role in the security assignments for the Trump event in Butler.

That quickly got washed away, along with the kid on the roof's blood.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (PGKfy)

172 I don't want to look at various wee-wees and pee-pees and will have you prosecuted if you defile any library books with such graffiti!

Posted by: Mr Bookman, Library Cop at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (oftw2)

173 >>Ark C passengers.


LOL

'You're not good enough for Ark B, Son.'

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (ZcsJV)

174 Is there anyone in Minneapolis who isn't anti-American ?
___

He was just killed.

Posted by: Minnecaliphateapolis at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (qUkBO)

175 Lotsa comments on the Gay Homo Art Thread this morning.

Have any of you guys been to Europe? The art and sculpture is wall-to-wall naked guys with dicks in your face. Some of the world's most famous art is naked guys. Statue of David, anyone?

The Blade would rather look at boobs, sure. But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

A lecture?!?!

When did the Blade transition to being a Karen?

Me golden idol is tarnished.

*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (iJfKG)
______

The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

176
It is bad riot weather currently in Minneapolis, but Karens thrive in the cold.

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)

177 >>Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from? Does that count as dual loyalty?


No. We mock those who stayed behind.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (ZcsJV)

178 More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!
==
Nothing secret about it. I say the rosary every day. Weekly adoration. I am at mass at least every week. Holy days. I have a BVM Mary Statue in my Garden, and i project a nativity scene on my garage door every night from november 30th to candlemas. Whats it to ya!

Posted by: Sure, that makes me a threat, sure it does.... at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (31BE0)

179 The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....

And having writ, moves on.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (Riz8t)

180 "Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

Not I.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (N8ZBc)

181 It is bad riot weather currently in Minneapolis, but Karens thrive in the cold.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)
=====

The hate keeps them warm.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

182 >>> More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!

I'm rewatching the Victoria series with the luminous Jenna Coleman as the queen. The Brits who were anti German kept accusing Prince Albert of being a secret Papist, apparently. Someone joked that he as going to cross himself when he entered a Church of England cathedral.

I found it ironic, with the rumors that King Charles is now a secret Muslim. Allegedly.

And now in America, you can protest inside and disrupt a church and its ok. Pam Bondi is going to do squat about it, I fear, even though it's a federal crime. What a world!

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (gWBY1)

183 It is bad riot weather currently in Minneapolis, but Karens thrive in the cold.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)



They're already likely frigid, so it works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (JA4sW)

184 So they are AWFL ICE Karens?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (2GVsD)

185 The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....

Dance like nobody's watching.

Posted by: Hand Lettered Note on the Blade's Refrigerator at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (Fs0KI)

186 Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.

Posted by: Library Cop at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (2Ez/1)

187 Anglos are the most likely to give that answer. But try talking to someone with Irish ancestry.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (s0JqF)

If you wear green and get drunk on St. Patty's Day, that's one thing, but if you were sending half your paycheck to the IRA, then yes, people would consider that dual loyalties.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM (PGKfy)

188 "Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"


Ireland is a cesspit now, probably related to the fact that all the smart Irish left.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (n1OCj)

189 "Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"
Well since I'm from the US, yes I do.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (2NHgQ)

190 Does the Blade dance without rhythm?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (2GVsD)

191 However, her looking a lot like little Benny makes me not as big a fan as others are 'round here.
Posted by: Sponge

So, shamed into the "My eyes are up here" thing, eh, Sponge?

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Y8DZL)

192 But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)


Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (n9ltV)

193 The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
======
So do bowels.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (E4rtv)

194 I found it ironic, with the rumors that King Charles is now a secret Muslim. Allegedly.

==

They are all arabists.

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (g47mK)

195 Israelis could make a tie with gears, computer and other gizmos so that at the right time the tie turns on and quickly becomes an unmoving object around your neck.

It could kill in minutes or continues all the way til uh the end but really showy on decapitation.

That sends message.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (EyfuW)

196 Largest wee-wee graffiti I ever saw was at a WWF match at a college in NJ. Someone who hated Rowdy Roddy Piper made a king-sized bed sheet into a banner that read "Hey Roddy-Pipe This!" on top with the hugest gnarliest penis drawn on, complete with hairy scrotum and ejaculate. A work of art for the Art Thread, the way it's going.

Posted by: Piper's Pit at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (oftw2)

197 So, shamed into the "My eyes are up here" thing, eh, Sponge?
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (Y8DZL)



I guess. I've always been more of the 'whole package' instead of just nips to lips.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 01:58 PM (JA4sW)

198 Does the Blade dance without rhythm?

He's got a dance that ain't got no steps. He's a-gonna let the music move him 'round.

Posted by: Hand Lettered Note on the Blade's Refrigerator at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (Fs0KI)

199 Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

Not I.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:55 PM (N8ZBc)

Nope. I consider myself 100% American anyway. And that's where 100% of my allegiance lies.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (g8Ew8)

200 Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Says the guy with "dildo" in his nic.

You owe us some big-time boobs, now.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (77rzZ)

201 "Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

Even if I did, America desperately needs fixing NOW, and I haven't enough concern left to spend on other countries' plights, and there ain't nothing I can do to fix their shit anyway. It's hard enough trying to fix stuff here.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (N8ZBc)

202 >>"Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

My family came originally from Germany and Switzerland. I like beer and an occasional yodel but that's about as far as my sympathies go.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (viF8m)

203 But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2026 01:57 PM (n9ltV)
_____

[Perks up, googles AoS website]

-- Tim Walz

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

204
The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

You can add art/culture to your AOS CV I see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM (nO8M5)

205 People laugh, but Lemon is doing more boots on the ground reporting than many other news organizations. I really applaud his work.

How come this sub holds rando leftists to higher standards than the president and his admin? Don Lemon protests against a church a *now* you care about the law? 

the preacher is an ICE field office manager. This is not citizens attacking citizens, this is citizens attacking feds/gestapo at a place he thinks he's safe, just like he does to vulnerable people every day.

It amuses me how you think your nation is such a glass house a reporter filming something you don't like is communism and in the batshit scenario it was you'd consider that a threat.

You may not like don lemon I don't but at the end of the day he's an American like you no matter what pretend he believes.

Don Lemon isn't a leftist. I mean, for fucks sake, he was fired from CNN for misogyny.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM (ycI94)

206 Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Cough, cob who brought us Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman, cough.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM (E4rtv)

207 Ark C passengers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM


*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Wnv9h)

208 >>> My only loyalty is to the hot chicks who will come over here and do naughty things with me.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (PGKfy)

I adore all the Amelia memes, if you haven't seen them yet. The healthiest reaction to government issued propaganda disguised as conditioning: mock it and turn it around. Make the pro-British white supremacist purple haired goth girl the cool waifu. Gives me hope for gen z Brits.

People have joked we need to "save" Amelia from Britain since they don't deserve her. Bring her to America to be a waifu here, and have a dozen babies here, before the UK arrests her and throws her in a gulag.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (gWBY1)

209 Even if I did, America desperately needs fixing NOW, and I haven't enough concern left to spend on other countries' plights, and there ain't nothing I can do to fix their shit anyway. It's hard enough trying to fix stuff here.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:59 PM (N8ZBc)

Exactly. And saying so doesn't make you anti- those other countries.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (PGKfy)

210 If Trump wants to do a raid on the Vatican and Maduro his commie ass, and the whole queer regime, I would volunteer.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (QEB0p)

211 And now in America, you can protest inside and disrupt a church and its ok. Pam Bondi is going to do squat about it, I fear, even though it's a federal crime.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 01:56 PM


Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Pam Bondi at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (0sNs1)

212 >>Cough, cob who brought us Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman, cough.

I know, right? Sicko.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)

213 People laugh, but Lemon is doing more boots on the ground reporting than many other news organizations.

Why yes, yes they are laughing. What an effete fop.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (Riz8t)

214 Kamala Harris: "You're what Grammy Harris would call a real Jew."

Josh Shapiro: "Oh. Thank you."

Posted by: Kammie Hall at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (qUkBO)

215 I'm Dutch on both sides. I would gladly travel to my ancestral homeland to console Eva Vlaardingerbroek on the cancellation of her ETA to the UK.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (77rzZ)

216 People laugh, but Lemon is doing more boots on the ground reporting than many other news organizations. I really applaud his work.


One, Lemon isn't part of any 'news organization.'

Two, Andy Ngo farts in your general direction.

Three, Nick Shirley grabs his crotch and suggests you blow him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (JA4sW)

217 Did they ask Walz if he was an agent of Somalia?

China, actually.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:40 PM (n1OCj)
=======================
This is a legitimate question to ask Retard.

Also, Swallowell.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (MZ6Is)

218 More like asking a Catholic, any Catholic if they are the secret agent of THE VATICAN AND THE POPE!!

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:46 P

Was a real issue in the 50's and early 60's.

Posted by: javems at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (jrjl5)

219 My ancestors were from England and Germany. Since both those nations are now fallen, there's nothing left to sympathize about. However, they do provide excellent examples of what will happen here if we don't get our shit together soon.

Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (N8ZBc)

220 It is bad riot weather currently in Minneapolis, but Karens thrive in the cold.
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (Y8DZL)

Below zero matches their normal body temperature And IQ.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (g8Ew8)

221 I can understand if Trump is worried about the optics of declaring an insurrection.

So instead, go full force arresting people for invading the church, for vandalizing automobiles, for interfering with ice operations. The others might get the message.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 02:03 PM (Gh3UR)

222 I adore all the Amelia memes, if you haven't seen them yet. The healthiest reaction to government issued propaganda disguised as conditioning: mock it and turn it around. Make the pro-British white supremacist purple haired goth girl the cool waifu. Gives me hope for gen z Brits.

People have joked we need to "save" Amelia from Britain since they don't deserve her. Bring her to America to be a waifu here, and have a dozen babies here, before the UK arrests her and throws her in a gulag.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (gWBY1)

I am not familiar. I will say though, with very few exceptions, I always thought British women are slightly... off.

Not enough to kick them out of bed, mind you, just that if some women of the world, the best looking ones are 10/10, with British women they are at best, 9/10.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (PGKfy)

223
Below zero matches their normal body temperature And IQ.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (



And bangability factor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (JA4sW)

224 The Blade sometimes moves in mysterious ways ....
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

You can add art/culture to your AOS CV I see.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM (nO8M5)
_____

Well, some art and some culture, lol

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

225 *flagrant self-promotion*

People have joked we need to "save" Amelia from Britain since they don't deserve her. Bring her to America to be a waifu here, and have a dozen babies here, before the UK arrests her and throws her in a gulag.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:01 PM (gWBY1)

Liz Lem, I’m doing my part! See posts at my place starting last Saturday.
And it has guns!

Posted by: RI Red at January 19, 2026 02:05 PM (JK1W1)

226 BurtTC

Look up the 'game' Pathways

Amelia, who is pro Britain, is depicted in the game as the little devil whispering in your ear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)

227 The question of dual loyalties is contentious and sensitive, but not totally unfounded.

During WWII, a German-American was more likely to spy for Germany than any other nation.

Same with the Japanese-Americans.

I am well aware that the Japanese-American regiment earned many, many medals for valor in the European campaign. And many German-Americans served loyally in our armed forces.

None-the-less, dual loyalty is a real concern.

Chinese-Americans are more likely to spy for China against us than some other random country.

Now...the dual loyalty charge against Jewish-Americans can and has been used unfairly against them. But it is not something that has absolutely no basis in factual probabilities.

Larry N. Freedman (Hero) vs Jonathan Pollard (not a hero) for a case in point.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:05 PM (StKe7)

228 Rarely is the question asked is our electorate learing.

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 02:06 PM (6CO1G)

229 Three, Nick Shirley grabs his crotch and suggests you blow him.
Posted by: Sponge

Deal! No take-backsies!!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at January 19, 2026 02:06 PM (ycI94)

230 >>> But if you can't appreciate art that has naked guys, then you're excluding like 40% of classic art.

I am pretty sure another 40% of classical art includes naked chicks, especially as goddesses. And I recall a lot of "the rape of..." paintings with Zeus grabbing another woman. And a lot of women reclining on couches in all their natural glory. Artists are randy on good days.

CBD and Kris have plenty of female nudes to use in the art thread! You just have to earn them. And hopefully pert, perky boobs, not the cold, sad boobs like that painting we had recently.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:06 PM (gWBY1)

231 >>>Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?
~~~~~

Other than the whiskey, the Guinness, and the music...
meh.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 02:06 PM (3ImbR)

232 "None-the-less, dual loyalty is a real concern.

******

Perhaps this sounds a bit overblown. Maybe a better way to put it is...it is a legitimate concern.

It shouldn't be overblown, but it can't be off limits to consider.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (StKe7)

233 (StKe7)

Go back to Stormfront

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (2GVsD)

234 Maybe the complainers are closeted homosexuals who are compensating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
======
Cough, cob who brought us Fat Naked Guy on Ottoman, cough.
Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:00 PM


I must rise to CBD's defense, despite his proclivity for 9mm.

CBD is fair and balanced. He posts art to offend all the sub-groups and cliques amongst The Horde, and he posts art that the sub-groups and cliques will find pleasing. Sometimes he posts art in the hopes of broadening our horizons, as Sisyphean as that appears to be.

Today's art was clearly for the 'ettes. It will undoubtedly be discussed on the secret AoSHQ 'ette back-channel for sometime.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (0sNs1)

235 BurtTC

Look up the 'game' Pathways

Amelia, who is pro Britain, is depicted in the game as the little devil whispering in your ear.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:05 PM (2GVsD)

I don't do games. Or AI.

I'll take a real thing 9/10 (or even 5/10) over a fake 10/10 every day.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (PGKfy)

236
See NOAA space "weather" prediction center. There are 3 scales, R(radio), S(particle flux), and G(geomagnetic storms -- aurora, Erf's field wig-wiggling).

We had an R2, moderate radio level, but it's quiet now, but the big one is an S4. Protons are peppering us pretty good. G is quiet, but they're predicting a G4 by the 20th when that CME gets here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:08 PM (w6EFb)

237 The recent Black Tom Island Explosion in NY Harbor by German agents should stand as a warning about enemy agents and dual loyalties.

Posted by: Ker-Pow!! at January 19, 2026 02:08 PM (oftw2)

238 I tOlD yOU sCaNdiS CannOt bE TrusTed!!1!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

239 Nobody asked if Kamala was on the payroll of the Jamaican Secret Police Anti Ganja Task Force.

Cause she was Jamaican me crazy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 02:09 PM (qwx/I)

240 Liz Lem, I’m doing my part! See posts at my place starting last Saturday.
And it has guns!
Posted by: RI Red

*Anyone remember the butt of that joke?

------------

I was once stationed in Western Japan for a Silicon Valley company, and I sent back weekly reports. Japan is famous for loose shoes,... and unheated toilets. I used that joke.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 02:09 PM (QEB0p)

241 But try talking to someone with Irish ancestry.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 19, 2026 01:53 PM (s0JqF)
~~~~~

???

Posted by: IrishEi at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (3ImbR)

242 I gave my wife a coronal mass ejection last night.

Her eyes are red.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (qwx/I)

243 >>> Amelia, who is pro Britain, is depicted in the game as the little devil whispering in your ear.

Seriously, Anna, what red blooded British male wouldn't say yes to going to some dumb protest with a hot goth chick if it might get him laid?

This is a decent summary of it, BurtTC: "How a UK Anti-Extremism Game Accidentally Created a Far-Right Waifu"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6da1rF6zcU

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (gWBY1)

244 Here's a great, short little video montage of a bunch of based-Amelia memes. https://tinyurl.com/yc873t36

Quite a few I hadn't seen before.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (ycI94)

245 Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should.

Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM

If they're a good muslim, they'll say "No" because Islam commands them to lie to advance Islam.

If they're a bad muslim, they'll also say "No" because they don't really believe all that crap.

So it's sadly a useless question, because no one will ever answer yes as a candidate. (Now, random muslim on the street will be far more truthful, though, as they want to act like conquerors already.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (zjgNU)

246 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:07 PM (2GVsD)

*****

No, no I don't think I will.

That was not an anti-semetic comment. And I have no use for or affection for Storm Front.

I think you misunderstand me.

Be well, Anna Puma.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (StKe7)

247 I hear that Lileks left. So, no.
Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 01:52 PM (77rzZ)

He just signed a lease on an apartment in town. He's not leaving. Yet. Might move to Boston.... Uh.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (uQesX)

248 I must rise to CBD's defense, despite his proclivity for 9mm.

CBD is fair and balanced. He posts art to offend all the sub-groups and cliques amongst The Horde, and he posts art that the sub-groups and cliques will find pleasing.

Sometimes he posts art in the hopes of broadening our horizons, as Sisyphean as that appears to be.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
========
Fat Man on Ottoman certainly broadens a horizon but the effect is horrific.

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty," — that is all
⁠⁠Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. " h/t Keats from Ode on a Grecian Urn.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

249 Whig

So 20 drachmas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:11 PM (2GVsD)

250 >>>Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel

lol

Top. Men.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 02:12 PM (dK+Kv)

251 "Should we also ask Muslims if they are loyal to "the Caliphate"? Actually, question retracted. We certainly should."

What's the point? We know the answer. Hell, how many of these goatfucking dirtfarmers are publicly saying as much?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

252 Did they do a foreskin check on old Josh?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (qwx/I)

253 "I'll let the others know this one's live."

But for how long?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (qFwJc)

254 WTH?

On eBay someone is selling a 1/1 scale 3D printed Flak 88 shell.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (2GVsD)

255 222 I adore all the Amelia memes, if you haven't seen them yet. The healthiest reaction to government issued propaganda disguised as conditioning: mock it and turn it around. Make the pro-British white supremacist purple haired goth girl the cool waifu. Gives me hope for gen z Brits.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (PGKfy)


--
The fact that the male "Charlie" character Amelia interacts with looks a lot like a young Charlie Kirk is inspiring.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (Dz0WF)

256 I referred to a jury-nullification case involving an illegal immigrant at Insty. I was wrong, it was posted by JJ Sefton in today's Morning Report.

LINK (Front Page): https://tinyurl.com/464avzfb

Jury nullification is proto civil war stuff.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (rj6Yv)

257 >>> Liz Lem, I’m doing my part! See posts at my place starting last Saturday. And it has guns!
Posted by: RI Red

Love them! Thank for adding to the cause.

As has been noted: Brits gave up their firearms in 1997.
Less than 30 years later, they're now being arrested for Facebook posts. And being issued propaganda saying that being pro British is evil.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:14 PM (gWBY1)

258 252 Did they do a foreskin check on old Josh?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 19, 2026 02:13 PM (qwx/I)

*****

Heh. I know I wouldn't pass that check...

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:14 PM (StKe7)

259 If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:14 PM (2GVsD)

260 250 >>>Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel
lol
Top. Men.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Hmm. I was going to say Tim Walz is definitely a bottom, but probably not when children are involved.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (ycI94)

261 The exchange became even more tense, he writes, when Remus asked whether Shapiro had ever spoken with an undercover Israeli agent.

Did they also ask Eric Swalwell about undercover agents?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (Aqf1y)

262 Happy Confederate Heroes Day!!!11!!!

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (8uzBS)

263 BTW JPost had an excellent op-ed on this topic just the morning.

If you suspect Jews of dual-loyalty to Israel but don't worry about Ilhan Omar's loyalty to her clan you should self-reflect why that is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

264
Jury nullification is proto civil war stuff.
Posted by: mr

O.J. din't do nuffin!

Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (Y8DZL)

265 If SNL had decent writers, instead of laying them all off to DIE, they could easily run with this.

Have a Shapiro-lookalike. Have an HR-looking person at the desk. Have them exchange greetings. Pleasantly, even. Congratulate Shapiro on being on the short list for the VP slot. Then HR-person notes that the team just needs answers to a few questions to help in their decision making.

"Number one: Are you, or have you ever been, a Jew?".

And just roll on from there.

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (4h45B)

266 Amelia ... TBWB

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

267 >>And wasn't George Papadopoulos at one point threatened with a claim of being an unregistered agent of Israel?

People can't be this stupid, can they?
I mean...wouldn't they drown in the rain?
Posted by: garrett

They tried sàying Trump pàid hookers to piss on him in a hotel bed Obama slept.
No way noted clean freak Trump would even get in a bed Obama was once in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (/lPRQ)

268 Working for the Chinese may depend on the human collateral back home.

Marxist will punish our children. Marist here already want to hurt the children of ICE officers.

Politicians here that uter such should be tried. But the law is of course broken.

In the wild west most of these political freaks would have been shot on sight.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (EyfuW)

269 > Kamala Harris's Staff Asked Josh Shapiro If He Was a Double Agent for Israel
-----------
I'm betting there were many more, equally offensive and/or stupid questions asked by Harris's staff. They apparently were a little wad of Marxists with shit stained undies and an appetite for corruption.

They were able to finesse $1B from donors and piss it away by the election.... for no political gain.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (U2OZr)

270 OT. What is a hasher? I was at a friends party for her daughters 1st bday and some guests were talking about it. I went shy and didn't ask them.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:17 PM (hhkIi)

271 The mayor of Minneapolis told people to call 911 if they saw ICE, and now the police chief is complaining that they are being overwhelmed by 911 calls.

Not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 01:45 PM (n1OCj)


The Minneapolis Police Chief had his chance to push back against the madness when Frey talked about citizens wanting the PD to "fight ICE." He didn't, so if gets some heartburn because the Minne-tards are snarling the 911 lines, too bad.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 19, 2026 02:17 PM (pJWtt)

272 This is a decent summary of it, BurtTC: "How a UK Anti-Extremism Game Accidentally Created a Far-Right Waifu"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6da1rF6zcU
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:10 PM (gWBY1)

Well, I would say there can't be anything dumber than the British government trying to use a hot chick to teach Brits not to be "racist," but of course there can be. And are.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:18 PM (UB8Ux)

273 259 If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I made bank on that perfume!

Posted by: Shelley Hack at January 19, 2026 02:18 PM (oftw2)

274 What is a hasher?
Posted by: PaleRider

$20...

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:18 PM (77rzZ)

275 The UK government is full of Ark C passengers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:18 PM (2GVsD)

276 274 What is a hasher?
Posted by: PaleRider


Waiter/waitress

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:19 PM (VE6XX)

277 What is a hasher? I was at a friends party for her daughters 1st bday and some guests were talking about it. I went shy and didn't ask them.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:17 PM (hhkIi)
_____

I think it's some kind of running event in the woods. I know a few people who do it.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

278 The Amelia image where she and Charlie get married and have a dozen rugrats was pretty fun. I also like the ones where she's basically a goth Joan of Arc.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:19 PM (gWBY1)

279 LOL Bulg. I'm a bit hesitant to just search on the web, although I don't think it can be anything too weird, these were normal folks.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:19 PM (hhkIi)

280 OT: Solar proton storm now at S4 level and still intensifying after 24 hours. Big CME will arrive soon.
Posted by: gp at January 19, 2026 01:41 PM (N8ZBc)

Aaaarrrrrghhhh!!! *runs from room, screaming, to cellar shelter encased in lead*

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 02:20 PM (5xuJ/)

281 263 BTW JPost had an excellent op-ed on this topic just the morning.

If you suspect Jews of dual-loyalty to Israel but don't worry about Ilhan Omar's loyalty to her clan you should self-reflect why that is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:15 PM (RIvkX)

****

I very much worry a *LOT* more about Ilhan Omar than Josh Shapiro.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (StKe7)

282 The fact that the male "Charlie" character Amelia interacts with looks a lot like a young Charlie Kirk is inspiring.

That's believed to be not a coincidence either. The people making the game were *really* unaware.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Aqf1y)

283 I see that Josh Shapiro took great umbrage at even being asked these questions. I don't see that he actually answered "No" though.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (V362x)

284 >>> I have a BVM Mary Statue in my Garden

Mary in a Bathtub?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (/lPRQ)

285 If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.

OHHHHHHH. That explains why Charlie is always "they/them" in the game. It's wokeness *and* laziness on the part of the developers.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Aqf1y)

286 You can count on the idiocy of whoever made the "Amelia" character to make her cool and attractive. She's supposed to be the bad guy, right?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

287 Pam Bondi is catching heat for tweeting that she's "looking into" the church disruption. People on the right know that the Left would have already been putting people in handcuffs.

"Republicans bark, Democrats bite."

Others in these parts have suggested that Harmeet Dhillon wake up made a great AG

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (pShax)

288 Amelia is UK's Alex Keaton

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (2GVsD)

289 Hey, what do you think would happen if over 100 Million Americans filed under the False Claims Act (Fraud) and named the various Governors of those states enabling fraud as defendants. Getting around the sovereign immunity aspects of government depends on proving direct harm from a government employee's wrongful act or omission, not just general policy failures, and involves strict procedural steps and time limits.

Arguably, were we able to show Walz, Frey, Newsom, Pritzker etc. purposefully overlooking fraud, or even contributing to it, the Agency requirements would have been met. That allows for the filing of a civil suit in which showing damages is pretty damn easy in that we all presumably pay taxes that end up in the Medicare/ Medicaid/ HHS programs.

There is obvious mismanagement and time will likely show participation.

I say we bankrupt these guys for the rest of their miserable lives. Plus, it would be entertaining.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 02:23 PM (dIske)

290 SNL part #2:

Same setup, but with a Walz-impersonator.

"Number one: Are you retarded?"

"I object to that question!"

"Right, right. Let me rephrase that. Number one: Are you mentally and developmentally disabled?"

"I'm a knucklehead!"

*scribbles* "Alright, that's a yes."

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 02:23 PM (4h45B)

291
We may get to see some big aurora tonight around midnight EST, but I ain't gonna get my hopes up. Aurora has a been a big tease at least for me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:23 PM (w6EFb)

292 I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?
Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)


Funny little hats is the euphemism I've seen most.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 02:23 PM (Hx0tZ)

293 PaleRider, looked it up for you. Apparently it's a waiter or waitress. But there is also an Urban Dictionary definition of "a drinking club with a running problem," which I'm sure the Horde agrees is a great charter for a club.

"International organisation of good-natured drunkards known as hashers who enjoy cross country running or hashing drink lots of beer."

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:24 PM (gWBY1)

294 Pub, does that mean Earthlings will get a nice lightshow in North America tonite?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 02:24 PM (OdQQw)

295 What is a hasher? I was at a friends party for her daughters 1st bday and some guests were talking about it. I went shy and didn't ask them.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:17 PM


Search for "Hash House Harriers".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:24 PM (0sNs1)

296 "Amelia" is such a pretty female name. Maybe this character will cause it to come back into favor.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:24 PM (77rzZ)

297 If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.

OHHHHHHH. That explains why Charlie is always "they/them" in the game. It's wokeness *and* laziness on the part of the developers.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM


Charlie don't surf!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

298 Thanks Duncanthrax. Yes I think that is what they were talking about.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:25 PM (hhkIi)

299
with British women they are at best, 9/10.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 02:04 PM (PGKfy)



Kate Beckinsale, before the latest round of surgery. The exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 19, 2026 02:26 PM (y9nCu)

300 O.J. din't do nuffin!
Posted by: Auspex at January 19, 2026 02:16 PM (Y8DZL)

Of course not. O.J. was a rich African American.

They do not do violence like the poor African Americans.

It's those pipe hitting mofos you got to get away from.

Posted by: Zombie Scott Adams at January 19, 2026 02:26 PM (R/m4+)

301 249 Whig

So 20 drachmas?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Goes without saying.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:27 PM (E4rtv)

302 Why are the Iranians afraid of the religion of peace?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 02:27 PM (EyfuW)

303
Q: "Have you ever been an agent of the Israeli government?"
A:"Had I been a double agent for Israel? Was she kidding? I told her how offensive the question was," Shapiro writes in his forthcoming book


I note that he didn't answer the question.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 19, 2026 02:27 PM (D0HYP)

304 I need some knowledge, is this a new thing now ? a new code word for Jews ?? I've seen it hinted at, is this the retards trying to be "creative" ?

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 01:38 PM (g47mK)

*****

Yeah, it is a euphamism for Jew or Jewish. Based off of the yarmulke.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (StKe7)

305 Wheeeee! Harmeet Dhillon has announced the DOJ will be charging Don Lémon for inciting the church riot under the 'KKK' Act.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

306 >>> If you select the Female Gender in Pathways, the character is still named Charlie.
OHHHHHHH. That explains why Charlie is always "they/them" in the game. It's wokeness *and* laziness on the part of the developers.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Aqf1y)

They also only made it possible or Charlie to be one of TWO genders. There is not a third "nonbinary" option. Which surely is homophobic!

I am glad the home office in the UK is so dense! And also terrified that these are the mind babies of the elites currently running the country. This is the best they can do?

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (gWBY1)

307 >> Pub, does that mean Earthlings will get a nice lightshow in North America tonite?

We could -- they're predicting heap big aurora is *possible*. It depends on the direction of the CME's magnetic field, and they won't know that exactly until it gets here (well, until is gets to SOHO, giving us 30 minutes lead time or so).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (w6EFb)

308
"Don't most Americans have a feeling of sympathy with the countr[ies] they come from?"

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I might be kind of curious to see who the first American "Doe"s were, but I have zero feelings of sympathy or allegiance or anything to the countries.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Jyxrm)

309 Based off of the yarmulke.
Posted by: EFG

Are yarmulkes considered festive little hats?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

310 Will my usual tinfoil hat protect against solar storm, or does it need to be lead? There are some old lead coffins in the cemetery nearby.

Posted by: Jonathan Gerlach. at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (oftw2)

311 Wheeeee! Harmeet Dhillon has announced the DOJ will be charging Don Lémon for inciting the church riot under the 'KKK' Act.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (0sNs1)

—————

Can they try him outside of Minneapolis?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (u73oe)

312
Wheeeee! Harmeet Dhillon has announced the DOJ will be charging Don Lémon for inciting the church riot under the 'KKK' Act.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

===============

YESSS! I bet he deletes a few social media accounts stat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (Jyxrm)

313 .
NOOD

Ace's 2nd thread of the day is up.

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (O7YUW)

314 Wheeeee! Harmeet Dhillon has announced the DOJ will be charging Don Lémon for inciting the church riot under the 'KKK' Act.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2026 02:28 PM (0sNs1)
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Hang 'em High Harmeet

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (RIvkX)

315 I used to hash back when i had time and inclination to run a few miles.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

316 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:32 PM (Cjt/F)

317 The "KKK Act of 1871" (formally the Enforcement Act of 1871):

A crucial piece of Reconstruction-era legislation ... making it a federal crime to interfere with civil rights, allowing presidential use of the military, and holding state officials accountable for civil rights violations, all under the umbrella of enforcing the 14th Amendment.

Key Provisions & Significance:
Federal Enforcement: It made interfering with voting rights and other civil liberties a federal offense, targeting Klan violence like intimidation, conspiracy, and masked terrorism.

Presidential Power: Authorized the President (Ulysses S. Grant) to use federal troops to enforce the law and suspend habeas corpus if necessary.

Holding Officials Accountable: Made state officials liable in federal court

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:32 PM (gWBY1)

318 It turns out that the big star for the Portland Trailblazers at the moment is Israeli and has served in the IDF, and these people haven't made a peep about it.
Apparently they aren't feeling politically powerful enough yet to start denouncing Portland's basketball team.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Understand that Portland itself is 600k out of 2.4M. Probably less than 20% of the (expensive!) seats at the blazers games are occupied by city residents. The area is definitely leftist, but the radical population is concentrated in the city proper.
Ignoring that elephant is tactical. The city needs the income generated by the team, the team doesn't need the city. I'm sure that Gresham, Hillsbore, Beaverton, or Tigard would welcome them. Hell, they could move across the river to Vancouver (WA).

Posted by: buddhaha at January 19, 2026 02:32 PM (epPlm)

319 Jenny Agutter
Connie Booth
Jane Seymour
Jane Asher
Pattie Boyd

Posted by: To Name A Few at January 19, 2026 02:33 PM (oftw2)

320 Are yarmulkes considered festive little hats?

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:29 PM (77rzZ)

******

Heh.

Depends. You like the Adam Sandler song? I know I do.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 02:33 PM (StKe7)

321 here is the AI version of the Amelia

youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg


Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu

"The police won't help, they are busy confiscating gardening tools"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)

322 Was a real issue in the 50's and early 60's.
Posted by: javems at January 19, 2026 02:02 PM (jrjl5)

Especially in the 1960 election, at least in my Protestant household. And during many group discussions concerning the election of a Catholic president.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (5xuJ/)

323 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (Fs0KI)

324 Pam Bondi is catching heat for tweeting that she's "looking into" the church disruption. People on the right know that the Left would have already been putting people in handcuffs.

Because the FBI is absolutely worthless, arguably counter-productive.

For example: That car that was attacked, raided and the weapons and intelligence was taken without any resistance whatsoever? That was FBI.

No who made the arrests? BATFE.

The FBI is so corrupt, incompetent and traitorous that they practically hand-off select-fire "assault weapons" to gang bangers and self-doxx themeselves and the entire operation.

And the BATFE, the red headed step child of law enforcement, is the one who makes the collar.

Absolutely shameful. Kash, you're a retard and sad to say, the Democrats during your confirmation hearings were correct about your lack of ability to lead.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (a4flb)

325 Just read about Nick Sarto getting his $1000 camera stolen by a Somolian registered to a Somoli autistic center.

A crowd of retards surrounded him with the F word and Hitler stuff.

The FBI is "working on it."

I want arrests, soldiers, guns, water cannons, and maybe that sonar deal for nose bleeds and headaches like in Venezuela.

Instead this is a tourism ad for MN, I guess. Come here to enjoy snow, Somolian cuisine and hospitality! Leave robbed and maybe raped!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (WONhk)

326 bob (moron incognitus)

And the answer to the mystery question was . . .

Earl Butz!

Posted by: RI Red at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (LMRVO)

327 Maybe Waltz will be fetched like that asshole in Venezuela.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (EyfuW)

328 The 1928 election, when Herbert Hoover defeated Al Smith, is widely considered to be the last election decided by religious faith. The Southern States, although solidly Democrat, wouldn’t vote for northern catholic Al Smith.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (8YGuO)

329 If you ask muslims if they are loyal to the Caliphate, they will engage in takiyya, which is lying to the infidels with the full approval of your conscience.

They will lie, and lie with a smile on their faces, and call you islamophobic if you don't believe their lies

Posted by: Gorthanc at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (xKjWc)

330 Southern states won by Al Smith: South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, and Louisiana

Northern states won by Al Smith: Massachusetts and Rhode Island

And by "Northern states" I mean everything outside the South.

Posted by: Math! at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (oKaXm)

331 Mary in a Bathtub?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 19, 2026 02:21 PM (/lPRQ)

LOL!! I saw many of those when I was growing up in the 50's. Most were in Italian areas of town.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 03:02 PM (5xuJ/)

332 Most of my ancestry is eastern European.

My only loyalty is to the hot chicks who will come over here and do naughty things with me.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 19, 2026 01:51 PM (PGKfy)

Same here....Mom's folks, Hungarian, Dad's Slovak. Gave me a nice, calm temperament. Heh. Mom and dad were 1st generation Americans.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyuy at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (5xuJ/)

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