Illinois Governor (and Possible Presidential Candidate) JB Pritzker Signs Law Sealing Criminal Records to Protect Illegals from Deportation by the Feds

And also, as many people observe, to stop people from immediately looking up the criminal histories of the next scumbag to kill an innocent citizen. No more "arrested 58 times previously" headlines in Illinois.

They won't stop crime. In fact, they'll promote it.

But they will stop you from noticing crime.

Governor JB Pritzker
@GovPritzker
Jan 16
Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance.
With my signature, Illinois will create an automatic process to seal the criminal records of those convicted of non-violent crimes.
We're opening up opportunities for those re-entering society to live healthy, stable lives.

Grok:

Illinois Governor Signs Clean Slate Act to Seal Nonviolent Records
Last updated
Jan 18
Governor JB Pritzker signed the bipartisan Clean Slate Act on January 16, automating the sealing of nonviolent criminal records for about 1.7 to 2.2 million eligible residents. It covers misdemeanors after two years, certain felonies after three or more, and petty offenses twice yearly, while excluding serious crimes like murder, sex offenses, and DUIs--law enforcement keeps full access. Supporters like Rep. Jehan Gordon-Booth call it justice and redemption, citing higher wages and lower recidivism; critics including Republican lawmakers argue it protects repeat offenders and burdens background checks. The law phases in from June 1, 2026, with a task force monitoring impacts through 2034.

Simulator di tutti i Simulatori
@fleshsimulator
Jan 18
Well, I suppose that's ONE way to prevent news stories about someone with fifty prior arrests cutting an old lady in half with a sawzall on the subway or whatever

wanye
@xwanyex
Jan 17
There are so many things you can spend your time on, things to be motivated by, things that worry you, that bother you, that keep you up at night. And for progressives it just couldn't be clearer that near the top of that list is making life better and easier for criminals.

@amuse
@amuse
Jan 17
LAWFARE: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker's signed of the Clean Slate Act sealing criminal records like theft, drug possession, and disorderly conduct to protect illegal criminals including MS-13 and TdA gang members from deportation.

wanye
@xwanyex
Jan 17
There are so many things you can spend your time on, things to be motivated by, things that worry you, that bother you, that keep you up at night. And for progressives it just couldn't be clearer that near the top of that list is making life better and easier for criminals.
Offenses like property crimes and narcotics charges will be wiped from records -- and taxpayers are told to trust the system

@amuse
@amuse
Jan 17
LAWFARE: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker's signed of the Clean Slate Act sealing criminal records like theft, drug possession, and disorderly conduct to protect illegal criminals including MS-13 and TdA gang members from deportation.

Of course, employers will no longer be able to discover if applicants are career thieves and drug abusters.

Commissioner Sean Morrison
@SeanMMorrison
Jan 17
JB Pritzker and Illinois Democrats passed laws allowing millions of criminal convictions to be sealed.
This isn't "reform" it's protecting criminals over citizens.
The result?
• Employers can't fully vet who they hire
• Landlords can't properly screen renters
• Businesses can't assess real risk
• Citizens lose basic transparency and protection from scammers
Public safety depends on truth and accountability, not hiding criminal histories to satisfy ideological talking points.
Once again, Illinois democrats puts ideology first, and everyday citizens pay the price.

COVERUP: Non-citizens with criminal records are deportable but if their records are sealed most can stay. Illinois’ Clean Slate Act is designed to help non-citizen criminals become Democrat voters. pic.twitter.com/0s9ciaC8or
— @amuse (@amuse) January 19, 2026

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1 I'll let 'em know again.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (O7YUW)

2 THE BLADE IS FIRST OF THE FIRSTS

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

3 Insurrection.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:31 PM (zjgNU)

4 that's demonrats for you, every time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:31 PM (Cjt/F)

5 You've heard this before, but we have had that here for years

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:33 PM (RIvkX)

6 domestic enemies of the American people.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Cjt/F)

7 Democrats know who their constituents are and they know how to deliver for them.

Republicans know who their constituents are and hate them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (zjgNU)

8 How in-your-face and absurd does this insurrection have to get? What's the plan to deal with it? Who's the Trump team's point person? It all seems uncoordinated and weak.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (t+TFX)

9 I think I see the flaw in his plan.

The people he is enabling with this are a net drain on society.

The people who will be negatively impacted are the tax payers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (0U5gm)

10 Too celebrate Marten Luthor King Day all persins of coler pay 50% of price for all things today on all products. Persins of no coler still pay full price.

What has you done foor persins of coler ?

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (JODp0)

11 Pritzker is a prick. It is known.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (gWBY1)

12 JB Pritzker just made himself and the whole state an accessory before the fact.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (2GVsD)

13 7 Democrats know who their constituents are and they know how to deliver for them.

Republicans know who their constituents are and hate them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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No money in it or social cred in their class for GOP in office.

Posted by: whig at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (E4rtv)

14
Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance.

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A second chance to what? Rob, rape, and beat someone up?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Jyxrm)

15 Illegal voting is a non-violent offense.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (rj6Yv)

16 Second order effects are gonna be a beyotch!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Hkcdp)

17 They can still be deported for being here illegally.

Nothing the State does can change that.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (ZcsJV)

18 Pritzker can rot in hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (P7vXf)

19 (from the end of the last thread because I am slow)

here is the AI version of the Amelia meme

youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg

Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu

"The police won't help, they are busy confiscating gardening tools"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

20 Marten Luthor King Day

LOL. "Otisberg? OTISBURG??"

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

21 everyone deserves a few dozen second chances

Posted by: gnats local 678 at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (CWTWj)

22 I will freely admit that the lack of opportunity to leave your past behind and start a new life in some unknown state/city is a big drawback to modernity. The frontier really created options for people who had made big mistakes.

We DO need some way for people to start over. This ain't it though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (zjgNU)

23 Willowed, info on the KKK Act that Harmeet Dillon/DOJ will supposedly charge Don Lemon with:

The "KKK Act of 1871" (formally the Enforcement Act of 1871):

A crucial piece of Reconstruction-era legislation ... making it a federal crime to interfere with civil rights, allowing presidential use of the military, and holding state officials accountable for civil rights violations, all under the umbrella of enforcing the 14th Amendment.

Key Provisions & Significance:
Federal Enforcement: It made interfering with voting rights and other civil liberties a federal offense, targeting Klan violence like intimidation, conspiracy, and masked terrorism.

Presidential Power: Authorized the President (Ulysses S. Grant) to use federal troops to enforce the law and suspend habeas corpus if necessary.

Holding Officials Accountable: Made state officials liable in federal court

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (gWBY1)

24 I suppose this means we're going to need Data Republican or some other data-crunching genius to download and store every name and crime, before it falls into the memory hole. A parallel accounting system, since the Illinois Gov won't do it.

Posted by: Gorthanc at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (xKjWc)

25 "9 I think I see the flaw in his plan.

The people he is enabling with this are a net drain on society.

The people who will be negatively impacted are the tax payers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (0U5gm) "

that's an outstandingly cool feature to demonrats, not a flaw.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Cjt/F)

26 who's bidding is this fat, disgusting, fool doing ?? who is pulling his strings ?

Posted by: runner at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (g47mK)

27 at the very basis of law, all crimes are property crimes.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR)

28 I don't think trying to catch Newsome in the number of people chased out of your State via Policy is The Path.

But, Democrats have never been particularly intelligent.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (ZcsJV)

29 How in-your-face and absurd does this insurrection have to get? What's the plan to deal with it? Who's the Trump team's point person? It all seems uncoordinated and weak.

I mean, Pritzker announced the policy on Jan. 16th. Why haven't all problems been solved yet? Must the gears of justice grind so impossibly slowly?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Riz8t)

30 "And also, as many people observe, to stop people from immediately looking up the criminal histories of the next scumbag to kill an innocent citizen. No more "arrested 58 times previously" headlines in Illinois."

I'm not sure about this. As I read this shitbag law, it seals certain criminal convictions after a certain amount of time. I'm not sure it seals arrest records.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

31 Speaking of concealment, we still don't know the name of the truck driver who drove into a low construction beam on the L.A. freeway last week. Several hurt, one killed. Was he or she not able to read the warning signs?

Posted by: Random PJ at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Dwxc/)

32 I have to assume (which is dangerous) that President Trump is waiting til after MLK Day to start the show of the Insurrection Act and arrests of these "governors" who impede US law.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (WONhk)

33 Does this mean that JB Pritzker's own history of pleading to a non-violent crime is now inaccessible to the public?

In case you're wondering. He wrote a bad check.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (dIske)

34 If they didn't enter the country legally they are deportable anyway no? So the fat slob's acit will be protecting Somali and Haiti refugees but this act should not protect the TdA gangs.

Posted by: PaleRider at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (hhkIi)

35 22 I will freely admit that the lack of opportunity to leave your past behind and start a new life in some unknown state/city is a big drawback to modernity. The frontier really created options for people who had made big mistakes.

We DO need some way for people to start over. This ain't it though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:36 PM (zjgNU)

The Infantry.

Go to some overseas shithole, get shot at, then maybe get another chance.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (6Uni8)

36 Too celebrate Marten Luthor King Day all persins of coler pay 50% of price for all things today on all products. Persins of no coler still pay full price.

What has you done foor persins of coler ?
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (JODp0)

Clearly a fake. While Mary is an idiot, she can spell.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (zjgNU)

37 Pritzker can rot in hell.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Satan's really gonna hafta structurally reinforce his bed of hot coals.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (77rzZ)

38 As if the flood of people and businesses leaving Illinois wasn't fast enough.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (GGatE)

39 Pritzker is a prick. It is known.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:34 PM (gWBY1)

I like to think of him as an asshole.
Illinois is still waiting for a republican prick to give him what he deserves.
It'll be a while.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (Hx0tZ)

40 Waiting for a random judge to deem this unconstitutional. 3, 2, 1 (inhales and holds breath)

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (CsxlM)

41 >>> Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance.

If you've had a 32nd chance, and you still haven't figured out you should not hurt, maim, or rape people, you're never gonna figure it out.

Prison for life or hang 'em high.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:38 PM (gWBY1)

42 So a prospective employer shouldn't ask if someone's a felon, but they *should* ask if someone's a double-agent for Israel. Got it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, checking the new rules at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Wt5PA)

43 >>We DO need some way for people to start over.

No. We don't. Justice is not about rehabilitation.

It is about Retribution for Crimes committed and Deterrence for Crimes you would commit.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (ZcsJV)

44 (from the end of the last thread because I am slow)

here is the AI version of the Amelia meme

youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg

Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu

"The police won't help, they are busy confiscating gardening tools"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

The left is so bad at meme-ing that they get their memes stolen and turned against them.

(And come off as lame when they try to do the reverse.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (zjgNU)

45
This can reasonably be expected to accelerate the departure of businesses and people from Illinois.

All of this kind of crap appears to be predicated on the assumption that Democrats will return to power soon.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (azNOR)

46 26 - stan, father of lies, master of his demonrat slaves

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Cjt/F)

47 Would love to see a National Guard version of ICE.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (CsxlM)

48 Seal criminal records ? So they get a clean "slate" and commit another crime is that concealed too or is this a one off ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (VE6XX)

49 The Infantry.

Go to some overseas shithole, get shot at, then maybe get another chance.
Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (6Uni

Actually a good idea.

We need to take care that we aren't just training up a more dangerous class of gang-bangers, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (zjgNU)

50 Clearly a fake. While Mary is an idiot, she can spell.

Mary is kind of like jazz. Each artist has his own style.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Fs0KI)

51 Recidivism rates may go down a little (in theory), but crime rates probably go up, because criminals are given more chances to be in positions of trust that they don't deserve.

At least the violent crimes are not included.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

52 >>eal criminal records ? So they get a clean "slate" and commit another crime is that concealed too or is this a one off ?

Oh, no. It applies to former and future crimes.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (ZcsJV)

53 No, Mary is a habitual poor speller. She went to an inferior Quality Learing Center, and is addled besides.

Posted by: Mary's Analyst at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (oftw2)

54 I wonder if Pritzker wants to know if Shapiro is a Mossad agent?

Posted by: torabora at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (6CO1G)

55 Speaking of concealment, we still don't know the name of the truck driver who drove into a low construction beam on the L.A. freeway last week. Several hurt, one killed. Was he or she not able to read the warning signs?
Posted by: Random PJ at January 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Dwxc/)

This happens more than you might think.

https://11foot8.com/

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (Hx0tZ)

56 At least the violent crimes are not included.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

After they've been plea dealed down...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (VE6XX)

57 Recidivism rates may go down a little (in theory), but crime rates probably go up, because criminals are given more chances to be in positions of trust that they don't deserve.

At least the violent crimes are not included.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

========

Insurance premiums will be a topic of conversation soon.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (rj6Yv)

58 As if the flood of people and businesses leaving Illinois wasn't fast enough.

Posted by: Beartooth

They already instituted a punishment tax for people selling their houses and leaving the state, but it wasn't enough. I think the next step is to put in a law that says you can't leave the state at all.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (0U5gm)

59 Related to the last thread. From "Legal Insurrection " site:

According to Shapiro, former White House counsel Dana Remus wanted to know if he’d ever been “a double agent for Israel?” When he replied that “the question was offensive,” he was told, “Well, we have to ask.”

Next, she asked, “Have you ever communicated with an undercover agent of Israel?”

Shapiro replied, “If they were undercover, how the hell would I know?”

I know he's a Democrat, but I liked his answer,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (PFs9e)

60
And for progressives it just couldn't be clearer that near the top of that list is making life better and easier for criminals.

Constituent services

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (pkeXY)

61 Has anyone considered stripping Illinois of it's electoral votes?

Posted by: Dave's not here at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (kp5iD)

62 Seal criminal records ? So they get a clean "slate" and commit another crime is that concealed too or is this a one off ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (VE6XX)
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As I read it, it's ongoing in the sense that after a certain period of time, certain convictions are sealed. So if you're convicted of Crime X that's eligible for sealing after 3 years, then after 3 years it's sealed. If you later commit another crime, that wouldn't get sealed until the time for that crime elapsed.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

63 I would pay good money to see a propaganda minister refer to Don Lemon as Grand Kleagle Don Lemon if he was charged under KKK Act

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (PTsqM)

64
I have to assume (which is dangerous) that President Trump is waiting til after MLK Day to start the show of the Insurrection Act and arrests of these "governors" who impede US law.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

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I wish he'd go all George Washington and send in the troops on a sacred holiday.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (Jyxrm)

65 "PRITZKER SUCKS

the life out of small business"

lots of signs like that around my area.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (vbXSk)

66 So I'm gonna count this as an admission of involvement in laundering by Pritzker.

It's interesting to contrast his and Walz's histrionics with Democrats who cooperated with ICE and had their cities cleared out in a few days with no Antifa trouble, like the mayor of Memphis.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (C/4uM)

67 >>After they've been plea dealed down...

THIS is the problem with these types of 'rehab' / '2nd chance Laws'.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (ZcsJV)

68 No. We don't. Justice is not about rehabilitation.

It is about Retribution for Crimes committed and Deterrence for Crimes you would commit.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (ZcsJV)

Right. But I'm not talking about retribution in the interest of justice.

Justice should be done through punishment.

I'm talking about after proper punishment. If their punishment wasn't sufficient, address that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (zjgNU)

69 I think President Trump is giving them enough rope...then whammo! I hope this is the case as things are not going well for US Citizens who want mass deportations and laws upheld.

I want a YUGE surprise at dawn tomorrow for these blue states. Read of an early morning raid the other day in MN, as the paid protesters were still in their warm beds.

A surprise that will leave them reeling and sputtering and soiling their pants.

I don't ask for much. DEPORT THEM ALL!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (WONhk)

70
According to Shapiro, former White House counsel Dana Remus wanted to know if he’d ever been “a double agent for Israel?”

_____________

"Are you now or have you ever been..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (tgvbd)

71 Low rungs of culture assume that aspiring to be a "career criminal" is a fine choice. In a decent society they'd be on a chain gang or killed by victim's relatives. This crap needs to stop.

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (oftw2)

72 They already instituted a punishment tax for people selling their houses and leaving the state, but it wasn't enough. I think the next step is to put in a law that says you can't leave the state at all.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (0U5gm)

I think the term Anti-Fascist Protection Rampart has been taken, they have to find another name for it

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

73 I want a YUGE surprise at dawn tomorrow for these blue states. Read of an early morning raid the other day in MN, as the paid protesters were still in their warm beds.

A surprise that will leave them reeling and sputtering and soiling their pants.

I don't ask for much. DEPORT THEM ALL!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:44 PM (WONhk)

Hasn't he left for Davos ? Of course it might be even better if he were out of the Country

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (VE6XX)

74 Gee, I'm sure this law won't be an impetus for weak-kneed prosecutors to plead cases down to non-violent offenses whenever possible.

Posted by: Octochicken at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (oCS0o)

75
We're generally not lovers of the jackbooted thugs here, but can't the feds subpoena these records regardless?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (Jyxrm)

76 At least the violent crimes are not included.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:40 PM (vbXSk)

After they've been plea dealed down...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 02:41 PM (VE6XX)
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This. The majority of "non-violent" drug offenses were in fact violent. It's just that the perp pleaded to the drug offense in exchange for dropping the violent offense. Literally every drug bust also includes guns, but those gun offenses are almost always dropped in the plea.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

77 They can still be deported for being here illegally.

Nothing the State does can change that.
Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (ZcsJV)

Yup. Instead of deporting criminals with violent histories, ICE will have to deport ALL illegals just to be sure.

Way to go, you stupid leftist fucks.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (g8Ew8)

78 >>I'm talking about after proper punishment. If their punishment wasn't sufficient, address that.

IF we actually punished people for their crimes, I see no problem with them becoming part of society, again.

But when they get a plea bargain, reduced sentence and early parole...no.
Fuck'em.

Posted by: garrett at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (ZcsJV)

79 “Ban the box” and all the other specious bullshit described here protecting criminals is an outrage to decency. Anonymity for minors, however well intended, is the same.

Humans respond to incentives, good and bad. Does Pritzker have good intentions? I don’t know, but it would appear he is either wicked, or a complete idiot. Not much room for anything else.

People who stay out of trouble are passed over for people who take the wrong path. This is not a prescription for confidence going forward.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 02:46 PM (fOaHw)

80 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

81 My industry is state-regulated so that ordinance was not applied but as an employer you have no legal way of knowing what crimes your employees have committed. Why? To hide the truth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (RIvkX)

82 Non-citizens with criminal records are deportable but if their records are sealed most can stay. Illinois� Clean Slate Act is designed to help non-citizen criminals become Democrat voters. pic.twitter.com/0s9ciaC8or

— @amuse (@amuse) January 19, 2026

This. One hundred and fifty bazillion times, this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

83 They hate us and want us to die.

Posted by: Pretty simple, really at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (TbWk/)

84 The beauty of this law is that a lot of violent felonies are pled to nonviolent ones as part of plea bargaining. That's what has allowed a lot of big cities to say violent crime is down. Now they can be sealed.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (PTsqM)

85 I wish he'd go all George Washington and send in the troops on a sacred holiday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (Jyxrm)

I am cool with this as well. I want mayhem, brought by our side. For a change.

I want the Dims wailing.

Everyone knows it is just a matter of time to lance the boil. I have hope and prayers that President Trump and Co are simply preparing well, have a plan, and know when to strike at the same time. With no warning. A BOOM!

I am the most optimistic person always. So this is what I hope. Soon. Very soon. Make 'em wail as transport planes haul them off by the thousands every day.

This would make me very happy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (WONhk)

86 Easy, pass a federal law that requires all conviction records to be made public. These are, by definition, public records.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (IdvtF)

87 Trump is going to the Champeenship Game this evening and will be speaking in Davos on Wednesday morning.

Posted by: Hair Force One at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (oftw2)

88 "The law phases in from June 1, 2026..."
-------

Welp, ICE better get a move on!

Posted by: JQ at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rdVOm)

89 Joe Biden said they had the biggest election fraud campaign in history.

And they're making it even bigger.

We are SOOOOO f*cked if the feds don't do something about this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

90 If you're an employer in another state just assume anyone that has lived in Illinois has a criminal record.

This non-sense will be adopted in other leftard blue states quickly.

Posted by: Dirk Manley at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (zjp0+)

91 And it SICKENS me that I'm asking for the government to step in and do something......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Is JB Pritzger a TdA double agent? Someone should vet that guy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:48 PM (2V+bm)

93 "PRITZKER SUCKS

the life out of small business"

lots of signs like that around my area.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (vbXSk)

My family lives in Illinois. MOST of Illinois has signs like that.

That's what happens when you are ruled by a distant city that enjoys rubbing its power in your face.

Illinois is the worst example, but MANY states illustrate the stupidity of Reynolds v. Sims. Now that Roe v. Wade is gone, it stands as the most harmful decision of the past 100 years.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (zjgNU)

94 According to Shapiro, former White House counsel Dana Remus wanted to know if he’d ever been “a double agent for Israel?”

"Are you a spy?"

"No. What a stupid question."

"Hmm, that's exactly what a spy would say."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Fs0KI)

95 I don't understand this.
If it is a public record, isn't somebody scraping all that data and creating a database?

Are they trying to stop the signal?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (QEB0p)

96
Here's a little montage movie on this page of the Sun's recent big wet fart in our direction:

https://is.gd/8uZXni

The NOAA page keeps the coronagraphs on a 24 hour late, and it just scrolled past the fart, here that is:
https://is.gd/geYZDp

What's cute is the new Moon photobombing the GOES CCOR-1 images. The instrument is sensitive enough it sees the Moon lit up from the earth shine. As it gets close to the center, they tamp down the sensitivity as that's where the corona gets brighter, so you'll see the Moon as a black disc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (w6EFb)

97 As I read it, it's ongoing in the sense that after a certain period of time, certain convictions are sealed. So if you're convicted of Crime X that's eligible for sealing after 3 years, then after 3 years it's sealed. If you later commit another crime, that wouldn't get sealed until the time for that crime elapsed.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)
=====

Should be interesting to see what the government records agencies report after a criminal history search. For example, informing the searcher that prior convictions/arrests were under seal is one thing. It's quite another if the search results report "No records found" after sealing.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)

98 Congress can pass a law requiring all states to open criminal records, and even make the searchable online.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (2V+bm)

99 >>> Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu
youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg

YESSS!! Thanks Formerly Virginian! That's my favorite of all the memes and I couldn't find it.

I'm a happily married to a bloke woman, and even I have a girlcrush on Amelia. The propaganda arm of the UK screwed up. Royally. Good on them.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (gWBY1)

100 That fat fuck JB sure likes to fuck around a lot.

Hopefully he finds out soon.

Posted by: FAFO at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (R/m4+)

101 Democrats.

Literally EVERYONE other than actual Americans first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

102 I see a news item no doubt of great interest to Pritzker The Hutt: people have seen what appears to be a giant flying Dorito near Area 51.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (C/4uM)

103 It really feels like we are plunging headlong into civil war. Over democrats' brown pawns. Again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)

104 How does this work in a criminal case being tried? Can anyone accused person's priors be brought up?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (YDjYy)

105 42 So a prospective employer shouldn't ask if someone's a felon, but they *should* ask if someone's a double-agent for Israel. Got it.
Posted by: pookysgirl, checking the new rules at January 19, 2026 02:39 PM (Wt5PA)

heh

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 02:50 PM (SSiCQ)

106 I guess if there are any normal people left in MN they are afraid to speak up. Certainly based on the Don Lemon invasion of a church during a worship service.

It's getting more insane since the sacred lesbian cow was shot in her car.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (WONhk)

107 didn't Obama open the divorce records of a guy named Jack that was running against him? Illinois is BS when it comes to sealed records.

Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (8uzBS)

108
You'll also see three bright dots in the lower half of those images. That's Venus, Mercury, and Mars. On the LASCO C3 loop, you'll see a lot of snow in the field there at the last. That's all the high speed particles from that fart slamming into it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (w6EFb)

109 The same people who want to hide a history of actual crimes by actual criminals will comb through your social media posts for the past two decades and try to get you fired if they don't like something you said.

Forgive and forget actual crime. Never forget wrongthink.

"Woke." WTF.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Jmzdj)

110 The most dangerous organization i know of flat down our home grown marxist.

I won't drive in their states unless i'm in a tank.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (EyfuW)

111 The bill, HB1836, was passed by the Illinois legislature last November. All it required was Pritzker signature. There is no doubt he would. So it's not really only 3 days ago news.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Y1sOo)

112 This law is just silly. Congress can override it, and should immediately, requiring all states make all criminal records public and searchable online.

Then, Congress should pass a law saying no governor may weigh within 10% of Chris Christie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:52 PM (2V+bm)

113 Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance.

With my signature, Illinois will create an automatic process to seal the criminal records of those convicted of non-violent crimes.

In other news, JB Pritzker signed an executive order downgrading armed robbery, assault and rape to class B misdemeanors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Waiting for a random judge to deem this unconstitutional. 3, 2, 1 (inhales and holds breath)
---
IL cartel judge:
There is no compelling public interest in public having the full criminal record of adults.

Also IL cartel judge:
There is a compelling public interest in unsealing the mutually agreed-sealed divorce record of a Republican Senator.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (HXT0k)

115 83 They hate us and want us to die.

Posted by: Pretty simple, really at January 19, 2026 02:47 PM (TbWk/)

And the entire law enforcement apparatus is going to make sure they are able to kill us.

Posted by: XTC at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (6Uni8)

116 >>> "Are you a spy?"
"No. What a stupid question."
"Hmm, that's exactly what a spy would say."

The only way that line of questioning actually works is if the agency has done all their homework already.

"Are you a spy?"

"No. What a stupid question."

"Are you SURE?" *gives them a long look, slides a thick folder across the table at them with their name on it*

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (gWBY1)

117 didn't Obama open the divorce records of a guy named Jack that was running against him? Illinois is BS when it comes to sealed records.
Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (8uzBS)
____

Judge did, clearly to help Obama. Was a bitter divorce from Seven of Nine. There's a reason divorce records are supposed to be sealed. The allegations made in divorce proceedings are 95% total bullshit.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

118 The Democrats are not "soft on crime"

The Democrats are the political wing of the cartels.

Perfectly explains this action doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

119 I'm a happily married to a bloke woman, and even I have a girlcrush on Amelia. The propaganda arm of the UK screwed up. Royally. Good on them.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (gWBY1)

Happily married to a what? I'm trying to figure out if this is a typo or a term I've never heard of.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:54 PM (zjgNU)

120 didn't Obama open the divorce records of a guy named Jack that was running against him? Illinois is BS when it comes to sealed records.
Posted by: DanMan at January 19, 2026 02:51 PM (8uzBS)

The laws are different for Democrats, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

121 Congress can pass a law requiring all states to open criminal records, and even make the searchable online.
——-

Democrats fuck shit up. Republicans make sure it stays that way. Ain’t gonna happen.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (fOaHw)

122 Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:54 PM (zjgNU)

Whoops, bad grammar! I'm a woman, happily married to a bloke.

Not married to a bloke woman.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (gWBY1)

123
Happily married to a what? I'm trying to figure out if this is a typo or a term I've never heard of.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:54 PM (zjgNU)

She married a guy from the UK and is happy with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Seven of Nine

44 of D?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Kt19C)

125 Next law signed will be the "Full Stomach Act" granting all Illinois elected public officials the free buffet every night.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (2V+bm)

126 "Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu
youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg"

What ignorant govt. drone actually thought this would be harmful to the ant-immigrant, pro-England movement. Incredible. Of course these are the same people that think Greta is a great face for climate doom hysteria.

Posted by: Ripley at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (GUOwU)

127
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (gWBY1)

Maybe "I'm a "happily married to a bloke" woman" next time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

128 YESSS!! Thanks Formerly Virginian! That's my favorite of all the memes and I couldn't find it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:49 PM (gWBY1)

Also, you're welcome, but I was just quoting kindltot. He found it first.

(I saw it on Notthebee https://tinyurl.com/yc5s9har. They had a lot more instances.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (zjgNU)

129 Imagine being a bank and not being able to see if your teller applicant has 17 theft convictions because they are all 2 years and one day old.

How about a daycare owner and not being able to see the indecency with a child convictions of an applicant?

Anyway, call this what it is, the Black De-employment Act.

Because it's not a stereotype when it's experience.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2026 02:57 PM (HXT0k)

130 Is Pritzker a double agent ? Maybe a triple agent?

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 19, 2026 02:57 PM (zqeQL)

131 Coming soon to a Virginia near you.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at January 19, 2026 02:58 PM (gUs21)

132 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Couldn't get any reception at work todayon my phone

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 02:58 PM (Ia/+0)

133 (I saw it on Notthebee https://tinyurl.com/yc5s9har. They had a lot more instances.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I particularly liked "The Last Rose of Albion" version.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 02:58 PM (zjgNU)

134 Our company has software contracts with some states, one of which is Illinois. Our contract requires us to do criminal background checks on any of our employees who provide software support to the sate installation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 19, 2026 02:59 PM (2V+bm)

135 "Maybe "I'm a "happily married to a bloke" woman" next time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

"This could "get out of hand" and we'll be lucky" to live through it"

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Hx0tZ)

136 All that federal graft funding kept the MN DFL-Dem humming like a well-oiled machine. And then DJT got elected, and then the ICE Army invaded, and, and Don Lemon parachutes in for a photo-op protest in a church, and everybody's gone cray-cray.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 02:59 PM (rj6Yv)

137 "Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu
youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg"

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

138 "Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker
Jan 16

Today, we're empowering those seeking a second chance tp rape your daughter.

FTFY.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:00 PM (se8lQ)

139 Illinois has had forty three governors, and only one served more than two terms. This horrible governor is running for a third term in November.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (txWKi)

140 Governor JB Pritzker signed the bipartisan Clean Slate Act

"bipartisan"
19 IL Senate Republicans 16-2-1 against. (1 not voted)

(don't have patience to log the House)

Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (D0HYP)

141 If the judiciary wasn't itself in full insurrection mode as well, a lot of this shit would've been taken care of by now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (U2OZr)

142 Is Pritzker a double agent ? Maybe a triple agent?

=====

He probably has a couple of agents hidden in a fat fold somewhere.

Posted by: mrp at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

143 19 (from the end of the last thread because I am slow)

here is the AI version of the Amelia meme

youtu.be/DgIBboG76Hg

Amelia is the Government's Most Dangerous Waifu

"The police won't help, they are busy confiscating gardening tools"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2026 02:35 PM (rbvCR)

Cute!

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (SSiCQ)

144 This is going to be Virginia, as has been said up thread. I dread the reign of terror from Spamburglar and her terrible cronies.

Posted by: turambar at January 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Q0yOR)

145 This isn't "reform" it's protecting criminals over citizens.

The result?
- Employers can't fully vet who they hire

Luckily, Illinois borders on Iowa, because we're gonna need a LOT of popcorn.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:03 PM (se8lQ)

146 "There are so many things you can spend your time on, things to be motivated by, things that worry you, that bother you, that keep you up at night. And for progressives it just couldn't be clearer that near the top of that list is making life better and easier for criminals." - comment on Xitter.

Hey, these people you are speaking of are all potential voters!!!

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at January 19, 2026 03:03 PM (vcOmj)

147 Has anyone considered stripping Illinois of it's electoral votes?
Posted by: Dave's not here at January 19, 2026 02:42 PM (kp5iD)

You got 2/3 of both houses of Congress in your back pocket?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 19, 2026 03:03 PM (ExV1e)

148 Hear that Amelia? Your name is getting famous again.

Posted by: Zombie Fred Noonan at January 19, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX)

149 The Marxists are protecting the millions of Illegals.
You know all in all way back in Barky years Arizona wanted to keep Illegals out and Barky and the Judges kept them in

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Ia/+0)

150 Governor JB Pritzker signed the bipartisan Clean Slate Act

"bipartisan"
19 IL Senate Republicans 16-2-1 against. (1 not voted)

(don't have patience to log the House)

Posted by: Chuck C at January 19, 2026 03:01 PM (D0HYP)
************************************************

If a single Republican votes for a Democrat bill, it's bipartisan.

Posted by: MSM for the last several decades at January 19, 2026 03:05 PM (oKaXm)

151 127 Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 02:55 PM (gWBY1)

Maybe "I'm a "happily married to a bloke" woman" next time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Or
I'm a happily-married-to-a-bloke woman.

Posted by: m at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (SSiCQ)

152 This is going to be Virginia, as has been said up thread. I dread the reign of terror from Spamburglar and her terrible cronies.
Posted by: turambar

Yeah, I do, too.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

153 Every f'n Democrat needs a microphone shoved in their face and ask them if they approve of this.
Then use it it in the midterms.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (NpAcC)

154 Time to make a list of all states currently in rebellion against the nation:

-- Minnesota
-- Illinois
-- California
-- New York (partly)

...any other nominees?

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (se8lQ)

155 Amelia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Amelia, I'm down on my knees
I'm begging you please to come home

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

156 I think "bloke woman" means a British M->F tranny.

Posted by: Cor blimey, 'e's got a widger! at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (TbWk/)

157 I'm probably not the first to say this....somehow it's ok to cancel someone for what they posted on Twitter like 11 years ago, but it's cruel for people to know what crimes someone was convicted of a year ago. I just don't understand.

Posted by: EagleWI at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (IWxjF)

158 Is it only non-violent crimes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (bss/y)

159 I laugh when people say the want to become an electrician.

No, you either have it, or you don't. You can become an electrical installer and run romex and shit, but you actually need to understand electricity to be an electrician. I've worked with hundreds of guys and gals that never worked on a live circuit and they get bit. Know your role.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (BSdIE)

160 You see, in the UK, people are afraid. Just for saying pussy can get you fined.
So they have to curb their speech and speak in code which takes longer so say the same thing. Even if a gun shot victim is shot, and you call 911, you say, She was shot in the sweet spot.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 19, 2026 03:07 PM (EyfuW)

161 148 Hear that Amelia? Your name is getting famous again.
Posted by: Zombie Fred Noonan

I'm shocked Ace hasn't had an Amelia thread yet. I thought he'd be all over that (pun intended).

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:08 PM (se8lQ)

162 Time to make a list of all states currently in rebellion against the nation:

-- Minnesota
-- Illinois
-- California
-- New York (partly)

...any other nominees?
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:06 PM (se8lQ)

Hawaii, but they don't really have the illegal numbers to fight over, so it's not evident yet.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 03:09 PM (zjgNU)

163
If the record is sealed only after 3,years, the the good news is, chronic offenders set free again and again commit so many crimes, that there will always be multiple offenses on record.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 19, 2026 03:09 PM (azNOR)

164 How will this sound in the deposition?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 03:09 PM (YlWIZ)

165 Women have taken over a Target to keep Target from letting ICE use their restrooms.

Fuck, are we that far from a Munich Hostage drama over ICE using a Speedway to air up their tires?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (bss/y)

166 Is Pritzker a double agent ? Maybe a triple agent?

A: Well, there is certainly enough of him there to be a double agent. I mean, when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.

Who is John Galt ?
A: He was the man who vowed to stop the motor that runs the world. And also a fictional character from "Atlas Shrugged".

Posted by: Going deep. Out.

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms remembers at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (vcOmj)

167 Question:

Say Illinois seals the record after 3 years.

What then happens to the X account(s) that do daily reporting of people, complete with mugshuts and full names? Or external websites that track and post the same information? Newspaper articles? Nationally-syndicated news?

Does Pritzker go to the EU and have them send out a sternly-worded letter to delete all instances of the data?

Or is there now a new market to track this information, externally, before the Dems go all Orwell on history?

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (4h45B)

168 I keep saying it. Trump needs to form the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (snZF9)

169 "but it's cruel for people to know what crimes someone was convicted of a year ago."

or if they committed 20 crimes. If it is a "second chance" law, then all but first time offenders should have their crimes revealed to the public. This is a 20th chance law.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (vbXSk)

170 This isn't just for illegals - people with green cards can get deported for various crimes.

Which raises an interesting question - you are asked about whether you've been arrested or convicted of a crime when you renew your green card every ten years.

If your records have been sealed by the local authorities, can you legally say "no"?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 03:11 PM (n1OCj)

171 So is this the way cons get free tat removal?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 03:12 PM (YlWIZ)

172 Heck the system is so leaky already, I don't know why they bothered.

Posted by: YellowBird at January 19, 2026 03:12 PM (MEbkQ)

173 My brother skipped out on a DWI from the state of Illinois in the early 90's. He moved back home, and simply renewed his license from that state as needed.

Later on, oh say 20+ years later, he attempted to renew that license again, and Illinois put an alert out that he had 'issues' in Illinois that needed to be addressed and couldn't renew until those issues were resolved.

We attempted to take care of things, but Illinois rejected every attempt and he was never able to renew his license after that.

But it's good to know illegals can continue to pillage that shithole for eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

174 Follow-up question:

How many microseconds will it take to pull out the sealed information for newscasters and journo-list-ers? And how many centuries will it take if your name isn't Obama?

Posted by: Another Anon at January 19, 2026 03:12 PM (4h45B)

175 Oh, that’s right. It’s a tax.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 19, 2026 03:13 PM (YlWIZ)

176 "Pritzker Signs Law Sealing Criminal Records to Protect Illegals from Deportation by the Feds"

The solution is to arrest and remove ALL illegals.
"hey, we tried to remove just the criminals, but now we must remove them all". (all are already criminals, but removing the worst first had merit)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 03:13 PM (vbXSk)

177 Women have taken over a Target to keep Target from letting ICE use their restrooms.

Fuck, are we that far from a Munich Hostage drama over ICE using a Speedway to air up their tires?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (bss/y)Women have taken over a Target to keep Target from letting ICE use their restrooms.

Fuck, are we that far from a Munich Hostage drama over ICE using a Speedway to air up their tires?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (bss/y)

Well, here's hoping the ICE agents roll up and piss on the women protesting outside.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

178 If it is a "second chance" law, then all but first time offenders should have their crimes revealed to the public. This is a 20th chance law.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 03:10 PM (vbXSk)

It's a There-will-be-no-laws law.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (g8Ew8)

179 I "played" the Pathways "game" and got assigned a government handler and forced into a re-education camp.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (V362x)

180 We need Democrats to win the midterms so that common sense measure like protecting criminal illegal aliens can be written into federal law.

Posted by: Every AWFL at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (XJzAV)

181 johnny maga
@_johnnymaga

Man who stormed the St. Paul, MN church yesterday responds to the criminal investigation launched by the DOJ:

“I protested these White supremacists… f*ck those f*cking Nazis. Come and get me Pam Bondi, you f*cking traitorous b*tch!”

Get this public safety threat in jail ASAP.

https://tinyurl.com/ywrz7us4

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

182 Well, here's hoping the ICE agents roll up and piss on the women protesting outside.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL. While they are protesting inside, they identify them, find their cars and piss on them and in the gas tank. Pipe video inside.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (bss/y)

183 By “second chance” do the mean second chance to murder an American citizen?

Posted by: Every AWFL at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (XJzAV)

184 Green catds, nk doubt got easy entrance but Illegals are way more important to get rid of

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

185 First female counter-protester at one of these ICE riots to show up cosplaying as Amelia will go down in history as the Crispus Attucks of our generation.

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (se8lQ)

186 If you want some amusement, go to Minneapolis Reddit, which is entirely controlled by anti-ICE people.

The top posting at the moment:

Is anyone else in the ICE war zone saddened and disappointed by how few family and friends have reached out with concern, caring, or even interest?

I'm seeing this across my circles. Folks are saying "nobody's even bothering to call or text." It's hard to know whether it's shame, fear, or sympathy with ICE.

I can say that in a lot of cases this is likely to quickly become the last straw. The uncomfortable Thanksgiving with Uncle Fred is going to become, "I'm never sitting around a table with that prick again."

But even worse, many who are mildly supportive, but living in a different cosmos are going to be written off as a callous waste of time. Perhaps it's ignorance. We're finding that even suburban neighbors have no idea how active ICE is within less than a mile of their homes. (Just look at the daily Iceout maps!)

Here they are, FIGHTING FASCISM, and everyone else in the country is callous enough to think that they are nuts.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (n1OCj)

187 183 By “second chance” do the mean second chance to murder an American citizen?
Posted by: Every AWFL at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (XJzAV)

The world is your oyster. Rape, Murder, Cannibalism. Get creative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:16 PM (bss/y)

188 If we can’t trust the records, then we have to deport all illegals to make sure we get the bad ones

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 19, 2026 03:16 PM (90B9Z)

189 Hmmm, having a little engine trouble. Think I’ll land on that little island over there and fix it. Shouldn’t take too long.

Posted by: Amelia at January 19, 2026 03:16 PM (u73oe)

190 Can I be amused Harmeet found the still-on-the-books Klu Klux Klan Act to go after the Minn Dems...that's how you play the media game...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (tOcjL)

191 My good friend and former tenant 'Judo' Paul Thomas passed away last Saturday. Paul held a sixth degree black belt in Judo from Hall of fame Judo coach Karl Geis, and a 4th degree black belt in BJJ from the Gracies. He was a former Texas State Heavyweight Judo champion, and a national champion in the Masters Division of Sambo. In addition he won several state level submission grappling championships in Brazil, an almost impossible feat for an American. He coached a world champion in BJJ, and several UFC fighters. Paul and I were bouncers together at the topless bar where Anna Nicole Smith was a dancer. Liver and Kidney failure from an infection, took him at the age of 59. He has been living with me for the past two years, after his illness caused him to lose his Dojo.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

192 188 If we can’t trust the records, then we have to deport all illegals to make sure we get the bad ones
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat

Agreed.

Posted by: FDR signing Executive Order 9066 at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (se8lQ)

193 "If you had a DUI twenty years ago I can't hire you, and I will find out, so will your background check be a problem?"

That always worked well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

194 Gorgeous day out!

Mt Baker, My Rainier, North Cascades and the entire Olympic range are out Oh, and I saw a bald eagle and a bunch of buffleheads!!

Whoot!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (Eety5)

195 Get this public safety threat in jail ASAP.

https://tinyurl.com/ywrz7us4
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

First, what a f*cking retarded moron. Everything he just said is bullshit.

Second, I find it hilarious he sounds like alleged child molester Timothy Busfield.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:14 PM (NpAcC

And another highly articulate leftist, I see.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Nx5jP)

197 Well, this won't affect Chicago. Their CHUDs don't get convicted of things in the first place. It's all just catch and release for non-whites already.

But Fatty Ding Dongs just gave the green light to every CHUD in Illinois.

Which sucks, because people fleeing from CHUDs won't feel safe in IL at all for much longer, so they can't just go to their own hinterlands. They'll come here instead, and elect some gargantuan billionaire nepot to unleash battalions of Aztec street gladiators to chase my kids around with machetes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (BI5O2)

198 If we can’t trust the records, then we have to deport all illegals to make sure we get the bad ones
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 19, 2026 03:16 PM (90B9Z)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (g8Ew8)

199 Sick of these assholes!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 19, 2026 03:20 PM (R79VN)

200 I'm shocked Ace hasn't had an Amelia thread yet. I thought he'd be all over that (pun intended).
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:08 PM (se8lQ)

*****

Are you the zombie from zombietime.com in San Francisco?

If so, good to see you.

Love your work.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 03:20 PM (StKe7)

201 I saw Bald Eagle and the Buffleheads open for Hootie and the blowfish.

Posted by: Duke Lowell. at January 19, 2026 03:20 PM (u73oe)

202 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)
******
Condolences. I'm sorry for the loss on your friend.
May he rest in peace.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:20 PM (NpAcC)

203 Liver and Kidney failure from an infection, took him at the age of 59. He has been living with me for the past two years, after his illness caused him to lose his Dojo.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

Deepest sympathies for your loss.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Assume I'm not the first to say that now we'll just have to assume anyone here illegally has been convicted of additional crimes, since there's no way to be sure.

Posted by: jocon307 at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (EuROc)

205 Has Don Lemon been arrested yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

206 Paul Thomas, may his memory be a blessing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (RIvkX)

207 203 Liver and Kidney failure from an infection, took him at the age of 59. He has been living with me for the past two years, after his illness caused him to lose his Dojo.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

Sorry to hear.... Sounds like you were a good friend...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (VE6XX)

208 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

Sorry for your loss. Good on you for taking care of an apparent legend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (dK+Kv)

209 204 Assume I'm not the first to say that now we'll just have to assume anyone here illegally has been convicted of additional crimes, since there's no way to be sure.
Posted by: jocon307 at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (EuROc)

Well, in Illinois anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (bss/y)

210 Are legal records legal records if you can legally erase them?

Up is down, black is white. Like some goddamned Bolshevik.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (wBaIH)

211 Has Don Lemon been arrested yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

He won't be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Paul and I were bouncers together at the topless bar where Anna Nicole Smith was a dancer. Liver and Kidney failure from an infection, took him at the age of 59. He has been living with me for the past two years, after his illness caused him to lose his Dojo.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

*****

Sounds like he was a wealthy man indeed to have a true friend like you.

Much respect.

Posted by: EFG at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (StKe7)

213 Democrats started the civil war in order to hold on to their slaves. Now, they want another to hold on to their illegal aliens.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (0U5gm)

214 198 If we can’t trust the records, then we have to deport all illegals to make sure we get the bad ones
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat
------------

Deport the politicians and have them apply for re-entry.
Put the politicians in jail (as they did citizens Jan6) and have them (their expensive lawyers) prove why they should be released.

There are other alternatives but they are unacceptable in a civil society.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (zNcSj)

215 He won't be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

It's kind of what he wanted (or exactly what he wanted.) LOL. Che Guevara Tourism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (bss/y)

216 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

It was very kind of you to help your friend in that way, and I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Nx5jP)

217 I have a feeling that ICE has all the info they need to do what they came to do. All those records were obtainable long before this law was signed.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (g8Ew8)

218 Has Don Lemon been arrested yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at January 19, 2026 03:22 PM (2Ez/1)

Nah, IIRC CNN paid a settlement to the waiter whose face he smeared with his ball-sweat.

What a gross faggot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (BI5O2)

219 "If you had a DUI twenty years ago I can't hire you, and I will find out, so will your background check be a problem?"

That always worked well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (RIvkX)

I hope you know this will go down on your permanent record.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

220 First female counter-protester at one of these ICE riots to show up cosplaying as Amelia will go down in history as the Crispus Attucks of our generation.
Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (se8lQ)

Position already filled by Ashli Babbitt.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Hx0tZ)

221 Are you the zombie from zombietime.com in San Francisco?

If so, good to see you.

Love your work.
Posted by: EFG

Yep. And thanks!

Posted by: zombie at January 19, 2026 03:25 PM (se8lQ)

222 Democrats started the civil war in order to hold on to their slaves. Now, they want another to hold on to their illegal aliens.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 19, 2026 03:24 PM (0U5gm)

Always about keeping an underclass with the Democrats. (Don't forget the fights about segregation.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 19, 2026 03:25 PM (zjgNU)

223 If so, good to see you.

Love your work.
Posted by: EFG

Yeah, agreed.

Her wallowing through the filth to cover the fulsom street fair in san fagcisco was 2nd to none.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

224 So it's now somehow a racist thing even though it was an AWFL? who got shot?

No surprises there...

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (61TgR)

225 First, what a f*cking retarded moron. Everything he just said is bullshit.

Second, I find it hilarious he sounds like alleged child molester Timothy Busfield.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
********
I wonder if we can ever get our country back to sanity?
It's probably just going to get worse. They're like rabid dogs.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (NpAcC)

226 From the sidebar:

Judge Bars LAPD's Use of Less-Lethal Foam Bullets on Protesters

So it's OK to just always immediately go lethal on protesters? I'm not seeing the downside.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 03:27 PM (t5upi)

227 On further review ... Pass and sign this law and there's probably a way that it affects stats. And suddenly, Brandon's Chicago has a drop in crime! Rule #1, never trust Illinois numbers.

Posted by: YellowBird at January 19, 2026 03:27 PM (MEbkQ)

228 ********
I wonder if we can ever get our country back to sanity?
It's probably just going to get worse. They're like rabid dogs.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (NpAcC)

I'm afraid we won't be able to. This country is forever splintered. Until the Big Pharma companies are brought in check and they quit attempting to alter the human brain chemically, we're going to be saddled with leftist retards for eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

229 We should revisit the concept of "state suicide". If states like Illinois and Virginia (and the whole west coast) decide "nahh brah, we're going to facilitate foreign invasion" then they're not states. They're Territories and each county then gets a referendum on what state they should join instead.
Then we figure out whether to treat the disloyal counties as Indian Reservations or as enemy colonies.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (gKWVE)

230 I wonder if we can ever get our country back to sanity?
It's probably just going to get worse. They're like rabid dogs.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:26 PM (NpAcC)

And everyone knows what has to happen with a rabid dog.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (g8Ew8)

231 And another highly articulate leftist, I see.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2026 03:19 PM (Nx5jP)
******
He probably is a school teacher in Minnesota.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

232 226 From the sidebar:

Judge Bars LAPD's Use of Less-Lethal Foam Bullets on Protesters

So it's OK to just always immediately go lethal on protesters? I'm not seeing the downside.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 03:27 PM (t5upi)

He said nothing about flamethrowers, S-mines or Sarin gas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 19, 2026 03:28 PM (bss/y)

233 It seems to me that morbid obesity was once considered a serious roadblock for someone wanting to be president.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (8CIFn)

234 15 degrees here now ... looks like the high for today. Winter has returned for at least the next ten days.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (vbXSk)

235 This is how you end up with a "Scarlet Letter" scenario. Nathaniel Hawthorn likely didn't see the upside of decorating a forehead.

Incidentally, this is already being done in other states...not all pure blue. Pennsylvania has the "Clean Slate 3.0" law on the books that will seal minor misdemeanors and even some felonies after a waiting period. Pritzker is just taking it a step further and doing it without conditions on the criminal.

Posted by: Orson at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (dIske)

236
Hubby and I were talking about the country our grandchildren are going to be living in. You teach your kids the difference between right and wrong and it seems the government keeps changing the rules.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (3ek7K)

237 Nurse, sounds lovely!

Posted by: LizLem at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (gWBY1)

238 The federal government threatened to hold federal dollars from Louisiana in a successful attempt to get the state to up their drinking age to 21.

Seems a tactic to use on all blue shitholes going forward. "You keep this up, you'll no longer receive federal funding."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Until the Big Pharma companies are brought in check and they quit attempting to alter the human brain chemically, we're going to be saddled with leftist retards for eternity.

SSRIs certainly don't help, but leftist retards predate Big Pharma. The New York Times was creaming its collective panties about eugenics and Hitler's "scientific socialism" in the 1920s.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (t5upi)

240 .
RE-NOOD

Ace's third thread of the day is up. This is the one that popped up early and was removed.

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (O7YUW)

241 Gorgeous day out!

Mt Baker, My Rainier, North Cascades and the entire Olympic range are out Oh, and I saw a bald eagle and a bunch of buffleheads!!

Whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 19, 2026 03:18 PM (Eety5)

On really clear days you can see 4 volcanoes from a small stretch of I-5 south of Woodburn, OR. Mt Hood, shoulders of Adams, upper half of St Helens, and the tippy top of Rainer.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (GGatE)

242 bouncers together at the topless bar where Anna Nicole Smith was a dancer

Wasn't Anna like six feet tall and built like a brick... house? If she didn't like drugs and stripping she could have been the bouncer.
Girl like that comes up to me if I've been acting the fool, I'm looking at my shoes and saying "yes mummy, I'm sorry"

Posted by: gKWVE at January 19, 2026 03:31 PM (gKWVE)

243 It seems to me that morbid obesity was once considered a serious roadblock for someone wanting to be president.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 19, 2026 03:29 PM (8CIFn)

Only after I got stuck in this tiny bathtub!

Posted by: William H. Taft at January 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Hx0tZ)

244
The allegations made in divorce proceedings are 95% total bullshit.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

==============

They were entirely legit in this case. I followed it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Jyxrm)

245 Seems a tactic to use on all blue shitholes going forward. "You keep this up, you'll no longer receive federal funding."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 19, 2026 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Daddy's gonna take the T-Bird away.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 19, 2026 03:32 PM (g8Ew8)

246 Lunatics take over in Minnesota, Illinois, California, NY, etc...

No more federal dollars. None. Zilch, Nada.
You are on your own.

Posted by: Case at January 19, 2026 03:33 PM (4rWc3)

247 They hate us and want us to die.

What a coinkydink.

Posted by: Jetto at January 19, 2026 03:34 PM (AIbhF)

248 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at January 19, 2026 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

249 Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Da7Vv)

Please accept my condolences ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at January 19, 2026 03:42 PM (3ZUWJ)

250 Here they are, FIGHTING FASCISM, and everyone else in the country is callous enough to think that they are nuts.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 19, 2026 03:15 PM (n1OCj)

In Dec 2024 one of my late brother's best friends, & a friend of mine, answered my email with photos of grands,that "He was sure I was as horrified as he was that Trump won." Due to "women's healthcare."

I could have lied about my vote but I didn't. He knew from his mother that I supported his daughter's abortion due to the baby having ancephalopathy a decade ago. At 20wks he had to drive her from WV to IL "in a blizzard." I told him it was good that she got care there as they were more experienced with this type of procedure. He knows I am anti-abortion. I have to admit I don't know what I'd do if my baby only had part of her brain.

I have known him since he was 7yrs old to my 9yrs. Somehow he & his younger sister have become radical haters of anyone, including me, who voted for Trump. We are all Nazi, I guess.

I wrote a very nice email back, explaining some of his crap, and that must have been the end.

No great loss, as I haven't seen him since my brother's funeral. Our families were close.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 19, 2026 03:45 PM (WONhk)

251 Theft is murder. They steal not your property alone, but your time. Your life is taken from you in both small and large bites.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 19, 2026 03:45 PM (jc0TO)

252 The Illinois Governor should be charged with Giving Aid and Comfort to the Enemy get Life in Prison without Parole and without Pardons, Clemency or Family Visits lock him up and throw away the Key this is Treason

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 19, 2026 04:44 PM (FLiOE)

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