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Daily Tech News 16 January 2026

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Disclaimer: This graphics card has rung down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2026 04:03 AM (Ti0Hb)

2 well BOING!ed!

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 04:04 AM (SSiCQ)

3 w00t

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 04:04 AM (SSiCQ)

4 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 04:04 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Italy's privacy watchdog is under investigation for corruption and embezzlement. (Reuters)
I am shocked, shocked, to see corruption and embezzlement going on in here!

haha!

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 04:05 AM (SSiCQ)

6 Morning all.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 16, 2026 04:05 AM (BLOW1)

7 >>>Everything I ordered during my definitely not drunken New Years Eve shopping spree

You don't drink, I think. Even when not ordering techy things.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 04:06 AM (SSiCQ)

8 Gotta cook.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2026 04:07 AM (Ti0Hb)

9 Gotta caffeinate.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 04:07 AM (SSiCQ)

10 My phone is giving system isn't responding on everything

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 04:08 AM (Ia/+0)

11 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 16, 2026 04:12 AM (bQ4nt)

12 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 16, 2026 04:23 AM (YoT4f)

13 >>>Everything I ordered during my definitely not drunken New Years Eve shopping spree has now shipped.

>You too? We need to unplug and just watch the disco ball drop.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 16, 2026 04:25 AM (BSdIE)

14 Is there a reason why NVidia is lying about vid cards availability?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 16, 2026 04:34 AM (YoT4f)

15 10 My phone is giving system isn't responding on everything
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 04:08 AM (Ia/+0)

My brain was doing that pre-caffeination.

Posted by: m at January 16, 2026 04:40 AM (SSiCQ)

16 My apple phone is trying to update everything again, and now it says, "Experience the new intelligence system." NO, I don't want to do that!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 04:43 AM (Nx5jP)

17 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at January 16, 2026 04:51 AM (AN2gy)

18 Devotional on "An enlarged heart"-Psalm 119:30-41. Devotional is followed by a prayer, reflection and additional insights:

https://tinyurl.com/2ayp3ayj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 04:51 AM (Nx5jP)

19 Family sings worship cover song, "Give thanks"

https://tinyurl.com/3hr2bwe9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 04:53 AM (Nx5jP)

20 Besides a sausage, egg and cheese on a English muffin had a breakfast cookie

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 04:53 AM (Ia/+0)

21 My iPhone updated Wednesday. All the AI and Siri stuff I can find is off.

Posted by: Accomack at January 16, 2026 04:55 AM (FqNtp)

22 Tiny deer takes on a massive rhino at Chinese zoo:

https://tinyurl.com/28m6sc8n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 04:57 AM (Nx5jP)

23 Don't know Chris Rhea but that was nice

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 04:57 AM (Ia/+0)

24 Chris Rea was very popular in the UK and Europe. Had some hits on this side of the Atlantic but never really got big. I liked him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 16, 2026 05:07 AM (YoT4f)

25 It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 16, 2026 05:12 AM (PzBTm)

26 @24/Puddleglum: I'm fond of his songs "Texas" and "The Road to Hell".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 16, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW)

27 Rosasharn TGIF

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 05:18 AM (Ia/+0)

28 As usual, Your video I see here start getting suggested on my YouTube
Chris Rhea died last year

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 05:20 AM (Ia/+0)

29
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2026 05:21 AM (tljrc)

30 @28/Skip: Wikipedia has it that he died 22 December 2025 (aged 74) in Berkshire, England.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 16, 2026 05:22 AM (O7YUW)

31 Morning peeps

Insomnia has plagued me this AM.

And gas. Mostly gas.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2026 05:23 AM (U2OZr)

32 (Empty) Blackhawk down:

https://tinyurl.com/5apdesv6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2026 05:25 AM (q8Zj0)

33 Mornin', Horde. Been awake almost 4 hours, so read the ONT, went to the gym, got coffee, now resting comfortably.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 16, 2026 05:25 AM (NcvvS)

34 Chilly out, in 20s
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2026 05:28 AM (Ia/+0)

35 Senators are "demanding answers"! Not the dreaded strongly worded letter?...oh the horrors. Big tech must be shaking in their boots. Nothing a tiny campaign donation won't swiftly dismiss until the rubes' attention is drawn elsewhere.

Posted by: Deep Flake at January 16, 2026 05:29 AM (hyQrc)

36 Morning all from the ER. No idea. Back spasm so bad it made me go.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 05:31 AM (GK5Hx)

37 Honestly, real bullet to the lower body should have been used much earlier on:

https://tinyurl.com/y68m5s28

This is... nuts!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2026 05:31 AM (q8Zj0)

38 Evening and morning, all! It's Friday, the consummatin devoutly to be wished!

It's 45 F. here, no wind to speak of so no wind chill. We'll supposedly hit 68 this pm, so I plan to work out in the afternoon. This morning, car wash and a quick Walmart visit, and maybe a stop at a coffee shop for a small pastry. (They're all small, but their prices are not.)

So, what's the world coming to? Is Iran's ruling regime in smoking ruins yet?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2026 05:31 AM (wzUl9)

39 Posted by: rickb223 at January 16, 2026 05:31 AM (GK5Hx)

Sorry to hear that. May you receive answers and healing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 05:39 AM (Nx5jP)

40 Good morning! Kinda chilly here in Cowtown, headed for the high 50s this afternoon. The squirrel has found the new bird feeder but it has a camera on it so now he has a mug shot.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 16, 2026 05:42 AM (3Ope8)

41 Mary Poppins PPP

I hope you are here today

Last time you were here you mentioned that you felt numb and can't feel God. That's not unusual for all people of faith at some time or another. Here are some thoughts on that from a Christian perspective:

https://tinyurl.com/yuz5arh4

I am praying for you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 16, 2026 05:48 AM (Nx5jP)

42 Yeah, I'm not believing a word from Nvidia on that 5070 Ti/5060 Ti walkback.

They said the same thing about the availablility of their cards this time last year and it all turned out to be B.S., and that was before memory prices skyrocketed.

Once they finally got their cards into the supply stream the prices were well above MSRP and still are for the higher VRAM cards, especially the 5080 and 5090 which have never come close to MSRP.

So maybe they'll keep selling 5070 Ti and 5060 Ti but you probably aren't going to enjoy paying $1000 for what's supposed to be a $750 card, or $650 for what's supposed to be a $430 card.

AMD can make some real headway here in the midrange GPU market if they don't shoot themselves in the foot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 16, 2026 05:59 AM (6ydKt)

43 @32/Biden's Dog: Well that one won't be airworthy ever again. Expensive strap failure, that.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 16, 2026 06:04 AM (O7YUW)

44 G'mornin' everyone!

pure poetry this morning, Pixy!

snowed (snew?) overnight, must investigate

and make a cup of coffee

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 16, 2026 06:07 AM (Cjt/F)

45
*telegram noises in background*

Good morning, Hordians. A cold, crisp morning here at Schloss Hadrian. Need to run out to Lowes or Home Depot today. Her Majesty and The Big Dummy start their weekend at the Mississippi State KC shows this weekend. Today's judging time is 9:00. Exhibitors of heavily-coated breeds just love early judging times... not!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2026 06:17 AM (tgvbd)

46 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Well, it mumbles a bit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2026 06:20 AM (X4XpB)

47

ACHTUNG:


Morning REPORT is now up.


Go!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 16, 2026 06:21 AM (x0n13)

48 .
That's a NOOD, Hordelings.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 16, 2026 06:24 AM (O7YUW)

49 That's a NOOD, Hordelings.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 16, 2026


***
JJS is way early

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 16, 2026 06:38 AM (wzUl9)

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