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The Islamist United Kingdom Bans Scalding Hot Commentator Eva Vlaadingerbroek From Entering the Country Even As It Welcomes a Radical Hamas-Supporting Muslim Hate Cultist

Queer Starmer has ended free speech in the UK.


Journalist and political commentator Eva Vlaardingerbroek says the UK government has revoked her authorization to travel to Britain, citing that her presence is "not considered to be conducive to the public good," a move she says followed days after she slammed Prime Minister Keir Starmer and his government's approach to online speech.

Vlaardingerbroek shared an image of a notice from the UK government stating that her Electronic Travel Authorization (ETA) had been cancelled effective January 13, 2026. The notice states that she may not travel to the UK without a visa and that the decision cannot be appealed.

"Holy sh*t. I've been banned from traveling to the UK. They revoked my ETA," Vlaardingerbroek wrote on X. Quoting the notice, she added, "Your presence in the UK is not considered to be [conducive] to the public good." In a follow-up, Vlaardingerbroek said, "No reason given. No right to appeal. Zero due process. Just an email saying the UK government deems me 'not conducive to the public good' - exactly three days after I criticized Keir Starmer. I guess my point that the UK is no longer a free country has been indisputably proven."

Meanwhile, Queer Starmer is blocking an effort to outlaw first cousin-marriage in the UK -- which didn't previously need to be outlawed, because the actual British population long ago stopped doing it -- to appease his last bastion of diehard supporters, Muslim migrants.

. In the UK, 4% of infant deaths are caused by birth defects stemming from first-cousin marriages--about three times the rate of deaths from substance abuse.

Despite the obvious health issues associated with the practice, the National Health Service, as a sign of support for the Muslim community, published a report on the benefits of first-cousin marriages. I kid you not.

The NHS has been urged to apologise for publishing an article extolling the benefits of first-cousin marriage despite the increased risk of birth defects.

The article published last week by the NHS England's Genomics Education Programme says first-cousin marriage is linked to "stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages".

But the practice has also been linked to oppression of women and also has a proven increased risk of genetic disease in offspring of first-cousin relationships.

Richard Holden, the Tory MP, told the Mail On Sunday: "Our NHS should stop taking the knee to damaging and oppressive cultural practices.

"The Conservatives want to see an end to cousin marriage as a backdoor to immigration too, but Labour are deaf to these sensible demands.

"Sir Keir Starmer should stop running scared of the misogynistic community controllers and their quislings who appear in the form of cultural relativist-obsessed sociology professors, and ban a practice the overwhelming majority, from every community in Britain, want to see ended for good."

Yes, you read that right. The NHS admits that first-cousin marriage is terrible for health, but should be praised because it is good for "extended family support and economic advantages." I guess that is why the British Muslim community is so culturally healthy. Can we get a similar explanation for why child marriage is good for the economic viability of the families who sell their daughters to wealthy men?

Linda Duberley
@LindaDuberley

This is the last straw. I have seen first hand the catastrophic disabilities caused by first cousin marriage - on one occasion a young girl permanently fed by a nasal-gastric tube and unable even to use a wheelchair - one of two children with birth defects born to the same mother. @Keir_Starmer should be ashamed of himself that he would rather allow this terrible situation to continue than challenge those Labour MPs of whom he is afraid

Christine Hardman
@Christi44330266

Jan 12

Absolutely. He should visit some of the paediatric palliative care homes for these children. They are heartbreaking. Setting aside the funds needed. The children have problems beyond the imaginable.

I have a friend who worked for the social services transport services taking disabled children to 'school' and she picked up 3 from the same family all in wheelchairs


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1 Gray

Posted by: Ann at January 14, 2026 03:51 PM (Vi0YE)

2
Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at January 14, 2026 03:51 PM (3ek7K)

3 Partly cloudy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 03:52 PM (A32KF)

4 I called the others

Posted by: Ann at January 14, 2026 03:52 PM (Vi0YE)

5 Eeeeevaaaaaaa

Sorry where was I

Oh wait who cares where I was

Eeeeevaaaaaaa

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 03:53 PM (g078z)

6 1 Gray
Posted by: Ann at January 14, 2026 03:51 PM (Vi0YE)

50 Shades of it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 14, 2026 03:53 PM (N39Ws)

7 They didn’t listen. : -(

Posted by: Ann at January 14, 2026 03:53 PM (Vi0YE)

8 Gray within grey boxes…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2026 03:53 PM (Mxf84)

9 Its all gray through and through.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 14, 2026 03:54 PM (VkY89)

10 Starmer is just another cog in the GloboHomo machine.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (TezPK)

11 Starmer, and that feckless degenerate King.

As someone who spent a long time stationed in the UK, I cannot believe we still maintain our bases, let alone our nukes there.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (qwx/I)

12 That’s OK, Eva. I will be glad to host you anytime.

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

13 Feeling gray?
Had a day?
Wash those awful vibes away!

Posted by: Ubik, use only as directed at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (1ZMl5)

14 They are prime for a color revolution.
The CIA could do something constructive.
For a change.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (y79kU)

15
London fog

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (Jxa0O)

16 Everything Turns Gray is a great song by Agent Orange.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (0bjKf)

17 Goodbye England

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (Ia/+0)

18 It's a very gray day here.

Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (qFwJc)

19 We should withdraw all of our troops and nuclear weapons from the UK and end our "Special relationship."

It endured for quite a while and we were happy to help you lot not fall to the Nazis, but selling yourselves out like street hookers to the hordes of Muslim invaders is a crisis of your own making. The United States says "Good luck, have fun."

Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (3BwY8)

20 And we all know why the Beeb isn't giving airtime to what's going on in Iran. If what I'm reading is true, it's absolutely ghastly, and in keeping with the tenets of Islam.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (qwx/I)

21 Fudge packing midget to play Jim Rochford.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (A32KF)

22 Remember, remember the fifth of November.
Come on Brits.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (vzcgi)

23 Boy once you are no longer the world's kingpin the fall can happen pretty quickly. So what will the new name of the country be? The UK - England is dead.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (GZYu7)

24 but selling yourselves out like street hookers to the hordes of Muslim invaders is a crisis of your own making. The United States says "Good luck, have fun."
Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (3BwY

Hookers at least get paid.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (Mxf84)

25 First cousins marrying? The British only stopped doing that what 50 years ago?

Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (qFwJc)

26 Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

27 US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

28 She is truly "hotter than a Rolex in a pawn shop."

Posted by: T-Lo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (gIVSr)

29 The Yookay is an Islamic State.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iXqHn)

30 That’s OK, Eva. I will be glad to host you anytime.

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

Errrrr

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (g078z)

31 This post needs more pics.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (/lPRQ)

32 Queer Starmer has ended free speech in the UK.
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Love it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (krQz2)

33 If the Iranian government falls, the UK is going to be a far more pro-Islamic country than Iran will be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (uWKK8)

34 US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?

Elon.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Riz8t)

35 I posted this yesterday, Ace you should check this out.

There is a recent clip of Konstantin Kisin saying that, basically, it is too late for UK and it will become an islamic state, but he thinks it can somehow become a moderate and tolerant islamic state. Wow. So like, "real islam has never been tried" and 1400 years of attempts were not proof that it can not work

(TBF, he brinks up Uzbekistan, like that applies.)
(I can find clip in asked.)

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (n2ZBr)

36 She's obviously a nazi... I mean look at the grey uniform.

Posted by: Inogame at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (53oGX)

37 her presence is "not considered to be conducive to the public good,"
......

I beg to disagree. Just seeing her walk down the street is of great benefit to humanity.

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS)

38 UK has been lost for a long time.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (qz889)

39 I'm actually fine with the UK saying she can't come. It perfectly illustrates the very obvious point that a country can choose to admit or not admit whomever it wants for whatever reason. I disagree that this woman should have been denied access, but whatever, following the UK's lead, CLOSE OUR BORDERS TO ALL LEFTISTS.

Posted by: DPICM at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (zweKz)

40 Eva looks nice, England is doomed, she should comd to America

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)

41 Box status returned to normal.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at January 14, 2026 03:58 PM (Mxf84)

42 US States used to allow it - I am not sure if Kentucky still does, they were the last one still allowing the last time I saw anything about the practice.

Posted by: Black JEM at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (GZYu7)

43 I shall call her Eve Eyechart

Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS)

44 26 Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)
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Watch for the left here in the US to do the same thing if they ever regain the levers of power.

We'll be lucky to survive it, just as the Brits will show us over the next couple of years.

Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (3BwY8)

45 19 We should withdraw all of our troops and nuclear weapons from the UK and end our "Special relationship."

It endured for quite a while and we were happy to help you lot not fall to the Nazis, but selling yourselves out like street hookers to the hordes of Muslim invaders is a crisis of your own making. The United States says "Good luck, have fun."
Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (3BwY

That's probably what Greenland is for...

Posted by: Inogame at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (53oGX)

46 Europe is, I have told you, all fascist.

They defeated the Nazis to adopt a gentler version of their politics, which gradually--because they weren't like those Nazis--became like them.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (krQz2)

47 33 If the Iranian government falls, the UK is going to be a far more pro-Islamic country than Iran will be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (uWKK


A _Nuclear_ Islamic State.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (iXqHn)

48 US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?

Elon.
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I'd wager Elon is already very careful about where he travels.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (TN0g+)

49 We should withdraw all of our troops and nuclear weapons from the UK and end our "Special relationship."

It endured for quite a while and we were happy to help you lot not fall to the Nazis, but selling yourselves out like street hookers to the hordes of Muslim invaders is a crisis of your own making. The United States says "Good luck, have fun."
Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:56 PM (3BwY

I agree. Besides everything else, threatening to arrest American citizens for posting speech they don't like should have been met with harsh consequences.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (KDPiq)

50 AfterTrump ought to make the UK a colony of ours.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (ULPxl)

51 In before That Guy Who Always Says Actually She's a Walmart 5 Because Her Neck Has a Patch on It That Looks Like It Could Have Once Been Dry Skin

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (g078z)

52 26 Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)

under his Energy Secretary Ed Millband, they are betting all of the UK's economic future on Net Zero.

there's not going to be any economy left by the time they have the next election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (uWKK8)

53
The NHS admits that first-cousin marriage is terrible for health, but should be praised because it is good for "extended family support and economic advantages."

_________

Whew!

Posted by: Victoria and Albert at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (tgvbd)

54 Rule Britannia
Britannia use to rule the waves
Now they will be
Islamic slaves

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

55 I would let her come.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:00 PM (g078z)

56 >>> 27 US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

CBD?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (ULPxl)

57 So what I think is that the UK intelligentsia have accepted their islamic fate.

I guess they are hoping the alligator eats them last.

This is like the US courts (Standing to laches to moot) (*)
Islamification always goes from not-your-problem, to benign, to "too late."

(*) this is play on Tinker to Evers to Chance for those who know.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (n2ZBr)

58 She is gorgeous.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv)

59 As someone posted, Tehran will be safer for Jews by this time next year than London, Paris or New York City.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (HXT0k)

60 "Your presence in the UK is not considered to be conductive to the public good."
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Right back at you, Queer.

Queer Stormfront.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (krQz2)

61 >>> 47 33 If the Iranian government falls, the UK is going to be a far more pro-Islamic country than Iran will be.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (uWKK


A _Nuclear_ Islamic State.
Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (iXqHn)

Yay!

Posted by: Pakistan at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (ULPxl)

62 My kid in London is part of the problem. He sees no issues at all with the invading horde as he and his family are largely insulated from the dangers (private security detail).

Loves Robert Francis O'Rourke (Beto) and suffers greatly from TDS. Like O'Rourke and all the other privileged left, he travels the world, but yet is willfully blind to things around him. Still votes he though - if it was up to me . . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (cYBz/)

63 Cousin marriage wasn't really a thing with the lower classes. It was big with the upper classes because they were adamant about keeping wealth within the family.

When idiocy became prevalent, they had to let it go.

Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (qFwJc)

64 Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 03:59 PM (3BwY8

We have a couple of safeguards that Britain doesn't have so it will take a black swan event to have that happen here.

Covid was close to a black swan event .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (KDPiq)

65 I think this would have a deleterious effect on the canonical English breakfast, what with the bacon and pork snausages, and pork and beans and all.

Fried bread can be halal, i think.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (X919G)

66 1984 a how to guide.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (A32KF)

67 Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes

A good question is when or will there be a next election. Labour has successfully postponed/rescheduled 63 local council elections . They are now pushed to 27 or 28. Most of those council districts are currently held by Labour. They were poised to get shellaced in most of them.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (vzcgi)

68 Everything Turns Gray is a great song by Agent Orange.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

Yes it is.
https://tinyurl.com/43a258ka

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (0u5+H)

69 The UK is truly done and finished. It's a sad state of affairs but it's self inflicted.

Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (Q0yOR)

70 It was so scandalous in England when Jerry Lee Lewis took his cousin/wife there that he had to cancel his British tour after just a few shows.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (CNl8/)

71
Eva Vlaardingerbroek; Of course he banned her, she's a feminine woman, the thing (and he does think she's a thing) he fears most in this life.

The curse of England to get a man's testosterone up.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (y79kU)

72 Also, Eva Vladingerwhatever is teh hawt.

Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (3BwY8)

73 Starmer clearly has gone full YOLO. He's destroying the left's viability in the UK for the next 50 years. The only question is how much more damage he'll do before they lose the next election.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (Riz8t)


I believe that Parliament is about to pass laws making it a crime to be a member of any political party other than Labour, rename the post of Prime Minister to "General Secretary of the Central Committee", make the UK a colony of the EU, and agree to allow any 3rd world person to freely rape British women - without consequence.

Oh, and they'll execute you for mentioning it. Glad they're our allies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (ExV1e)

74 Scalding hot indeed!

The UK is fucked.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (aZm/F)

75 I take it Starmers election isn't until he destroys the country a bit more

Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0)

76 The NHS admits that first-cousin marriage is terrible for health, but should be praised because it is good for "extended family support and economic advantages."

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Well, those rape gangs need new recruits!

Young British girls of European descent aren't going to rape themselves.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (krQz2)

77 Special Relationship

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (pkeXY)

78 I'd bang that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (pLaQB)

79 This is the only site on the Net where all the men know how to spell Eva Vlaardingerbroek without looking it up.

Posted by: Except Ace at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (oftw2)

80 Okay, The Blade will be the first one to ask: is this real?

That screenshot she posted does not look like something a government agency would send. It nicely (and gratuitously) explains that there is no appeal and includes a reason for denial that's oddly worded. This does not look like any notification I ever got from any government. It looks like something created for media consumption.

This could well be true. But The Blade is putting the 48 Hour Rule into effect.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

81 Starmer will come.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (krQz2)

82 The NHS went on to state that although female circumcision is terrible for health, and stoning adulterers and executing homosexuals is a bit excessive, they should be praised because they are good for "extended family support and have economic advantages."

Posted by: BBC Tomorrow at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (jGJov)

83 11 Starmer, and that feckless degenerate King.

As someone who spent a long time stationed in the UK, I cannot believe we still maintain our bases, let alone our nukes there.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie



I spent a few years at RAF Croughton. Its a rather important site, military wise.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (sAmhv)

84 >>> 62 My kid in London is part of the problem. He sees no issues at all with the invading horde as he and his family are largely insulated from the dangers (private security detail).

Loves Robert Francis O'Rourke (Beto) and suffers greatly from TDS. Like O'Rourke and all the other privileged left, he travels the world, but yet is willfully blind to things around him. Still votes he though - if it was up to me . . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (cYBz/)

If your permanent residence is outside of the US you have no business voting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (ULPxl)

85 Scalding hot indeed!

The UK is fucked.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (aZm/F)
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What? Proper fucked?

Posted by: Tommy at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (krQz2)

86 We have a couple of safeguards that Britain doesn't have so it will take a black swan event to have that happen here.

Covid was close to a black swan event .
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (KDPiq)
----
Those safeguards will mean precisely Fuck and All when the left runs roughshod over them and the judiciary says "Oh well!"

You have far more faith in our crumbling institutions than I.

Posted by: ballistic at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (3BwY8)

87 US citizens travelling to UK also need an ETA, I think. I wonder who will be the first dastardly American to have their ETA cancelled or denied. Anyone placing a bet?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

CBD?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (ULPxl)
_________

Well, if the Frogs are OK with him ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

88 Fried bread can be halal, i think.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,
---------

I like toast with butter and honey.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (y79kU)

89 We thought time had revealed Idiocracy to be a documentary but actually it was a fantasy.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (g078z)

90 UK banned Michael Savage many years ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (pkeXY)

91 Typo in the headline. How could anyone misspell Vlaardingerbroek?

Wiki says she's Dutch. Came to prominence standing up for the Dutch farmers. You may recall that the Dutch government wanted to halve the cattle population in the Netherlands to reduce their awful influence on global warming.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (8mulE)

92 We have a couple of safeguards that Britain doesn't have so it will take a black swan event to have that happen here.

Covid was close to a black swan event .
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (KDPiq)

As long as we have a 2nd Amendment, we'll have a 1st Amendment.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (uWKK8)

93 66 1984 a how to guide.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:03 PM (A32KF)


Anthony Burgess wrote a sequel, entitled 1985, where he imagines a Britain co-ruled by Islam and Trade Unions.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:06 PM (X919G)

94 Starmer is a cigarette.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:07 PM (A32KF)

95 You guys are such sexest pigs. I am ashamed.

Check out Catalina Lauf who is running to replace Byron Donalds who is running for Florida governor.

Great googly moogly.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2026 04:07 PM (viF8m)

96 Fried bread can be halal, i think.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes,
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Halal is all about strangling a steer to death.

It's not just a Muslim version of kosher.

Bacon is haram, and that's it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:07 PM (krQz2)

97 Eva looks good from behind, too.

Posted by: Checked All The Angles at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (oftw2)

98 I love how well she speaks English, with virtually no accent.

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (77rzZ)

99 Do we still consider Less Britain an ally?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (jc0TO)

100 Was she going for the dental care or the food?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (A32KF)

101 I know I could look it up, but it is the start of my few productive hours of a cold winter day.

What is the process to have the PM stand down and go away? Why is everyone there afraid of this weenie?

He always looks like a scared bunny before the fox has him for lunch...then pukes due to some illness of the bunny.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)

102 Anytime a person or group or country wants to ban something simply because they disagree with what that something is saying you know that that person or group or country is an asshole.

Posted by: I Ban You at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (GlDYx)

103 Until the ethnic British people (yeah, I said that) rise up and push back HARD against Starmer and the rest of his ilk, England will be lost.

Really sounds like they need another civil war.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (WsJuq)

104 Anybody seen Oliver Cromwell?

Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (+ffGB)

105 It's 12:40 AM in Tehran.

Yoo Hoo, Ayatollah.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (y79kU)

106 62 My kid in London is part of the problem. He sees no issues at all with the invading horde as he and his family are largely insulated from the dangers (private security detail).

Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (cYBz/)

******

Plutocrat blues...

A man rises to the top through sheer will, guts, and toughness.

And then has to worry about his kid going soft because of his father's ability to give him a good life.

Posted by: EFG at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (kIrFD)

107 On the other hand, if Eva V. were my first cousin...

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (NYInA)

108 I'll bet all of you guys/gals have had relations with your first cousins.

Posted by: Kissin' Cousins (1964) at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (oftw2)

109 Starmer shouldn’t lose his head over this. So to speak.

Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (+ffGB)

110 Anytime a person or group or country wants to ban something simply because they disagree with what that something is saying you know that that person or group or country is an asshole.

Posted by: I Ban You at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (GlDYx)
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AoSHQ handbook prefers "asshoe".

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:10 PM (krQz2)

111 Eva looks good from behind, too.
Posted by: Checked All The Angles at January 14, 2026 04:08 PM (oftw2)
_____

[Perks up]

-- Sir Mix-A-Lot

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

112 Journalist and political commentator Eva Vlaardingerbroek says the UK government has revoked her authorization to travel to Britain, citing that her presence is "not considered to be conducive to the public good,"
___________________________

Seems to me Eva has a golden opportunity here. The UK Government states unequivocally that "her presence is not considered conductive to the public good."

That could, conceivably, be defamatory/ slander. And the burden in the UK on Defamation is not as high a hurdle as it is in the US. The burden first falls to the party who claims to be wronged. She merely has to show the statement to be defamatory, then show damages. As she would likely have been working on her trip to the UK, damages are easy. And, "not conductive for the public good" is a subjective assessment easily countered. Then the burden falls to the accused. The UK Government would have to defend their statement and the only way to do that is to admit it is censorship of ideas with which they don't agree.

She should sue, out of principle.

Posted by: Orson at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (dIske)

113 there's not going to be any economy left by the time they have the next election.

And the foreigners will plunder anything that remains. It will worse than Venezuela got because VZ at least has resources.

UK's primary resource was international banking and commerce.

They killed the oil industry, there is only so much demand for limestone and chalk, and as we have seen in South Africa, the newcomers know nothing, nor have the desire to continue industrial scale agriculture.

UK will be a poverty island

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (/TiS1)

114 Any guesses as to what Eva's family name means?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (/lPRQ)

115 Despite the obvious health issues associated with the practice, the National Health Service, as a sign of support for the Muslim community, published a report on the benefits of first-cousin marriages. I kid you not.

Jerry Lee Lewis has entered the chat (and his cousin).

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (TezPK)

116 It's hard to believe a majority voted for Starmer. He's a lunatic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (aZm/F)

117 Do you realize about 75% of the postings in this thread would rate a visit from the Bobbie’s? The ones about boobs will probably get a call from Starmer.

Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (+ffGB)

118 After midnight we gonna let it all hang out.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (A32KF)

119 Unfortunately Eva is married.

Definitely not to her cousin.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)

120 Inbred waterheads

Posted by: Commissar of plenty of inbreeding at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (Kt19C)

121 How do you say Airstrip One in Arabic?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (X919G)

122 Anytime a person or group or country wants to ban something simply because they disagree with what that something is saying you know that that person or group or country is an asshole.
Posted by: I Ban You at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM


That 'simply' is carrying a lot of baggage.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (jc0TO)

123 What is the process to have the PM stand down and go away? Why is everyone there afraid of this weenie?

He always looks like a scared bunny before the fox has him for lunch...then pukes due to some illness of the bunny.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)

There is only one. King Chucky the Third has got to ask him to vacate the office and hold new elections.

and now you know why England is so screwed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (uWKK8)

124 Google AI:

Vlaardingerbroek is a Dutch surname meaning "from the marsh/wetland near Vlaardingen"

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (CNl8/)

125 guesses as to what Eva's family name means?

Tits.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty of inbreeding at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (Kt19C)

126 Do you realize about 75% of the postings in this thread would rate a visit from the Bobbie’s? The ones about boobs will probably get a call from Starmer.

Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (+ffGB)
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Good thing that with the Democrats out of power, we like in a free country.

It kinda outlines the point of doing so.

Fuck Starmer and fuck the fascist UK.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (krQz2)

127 Loves Robert Francis O'Rourke (Beto) and suffers greatly from TDS. Like O'Rourke and all the other privileged left, he travels the world, but yet is willfully blind to things around him. Still votes he though - if it was up to me . . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete
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For a lot of the upper class, the voting is purely a matter of social status not any concentrated logic.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (WDjG6)

128 Although in the UK's case, Agent Orange's 'The Last Goodbye' may be more appropriate.

https://tinyurl.com/pwnad898

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (0u5+H)

129 Check out Catalina Lauf

yes, you have my vote, even though I'm in Illinois.
https://tinyurl.com/p54kwfv2

Posted by: illiniwek at January 14, 2026 04:13 PM (vbXSk)

130 Pay your TV tax slaves.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (A32KF)

131 Covid was close to a black swan event .
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (KDPiq)

As long as we have a 2nd Amendment, we'll have a 1st Amendment.
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If Elon hadn't bought Twitter, would we have the 1st Amendment rights we enjoy at the moment? Because if Elon hadn't bought Twitter, we wouldn't have 47.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (TN0g+)

132 Ace,

Use this picture you piker.

https://tinyurl.com/mr36ctac

Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (+ffGB)

133 n the other hand, if Eva V. were my first cousin...
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer


Actually, you might not.

Mostly because she'd also look a lot like your Mom, your sister, and other cousins.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (/lPRQ)

134 Do you realize about 75% of the postings in this thread would rate a visit from the Bobbie’s?

75% of the postings in ANY thread would rate a visit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (ExV1e)

135 The UK government has just BANNED Eva Vlaardingerbroek from entering Britain
......

it's those blue eyes and nice teeth

Posted by: wth at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (UjdFS)

136 If Elon hadn't bought Twitter, would we have the 1st Amendment rights we enjoy at the moment? Because if Elon hadn't bought Twitter, we wouldn't have 47.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (TN0g+)
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Indeed we might have Janky advising us what we can and can't say on line--or Janky II.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (krQz2)

137 So if she threw a sword at someone....

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (A32KF)

138 Any guesses as to what Eva's family name means?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (/lPRQ)

Ancient Mounds of Magnificence?

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (g078z)

139 > 31 This post needs more pics.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (/lPRQ)

You ask.

I provide.

https://tinyurl.com/ehtmkv8w

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:15 PM (IG3/x)

140 My first cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Alien body with boobs (natural) that Sydney Sweeney would envy. Don't ask me if I ever considered it.

Sadly, as soon as she grew out of her teens she got into some really bad habits, put on 100 pounds, and that was that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

141 In fairness, the clog wearing tulip merchants should be banned as a general principle.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (jc0TO)

142 I would tell Eva and Catalina about the waters of my homeworld - totally stolen from another Moron

Posted by: turambar at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Q0yOR)

143 Typo in the headline. How could anyone misspell Vlaardingerbroek?

Unless I’m copying and pasting, she’s just “Eva V.” And often even if I am copying and pasting, because that’s a name I don’t trust other people to get right. Except maybe her. And only maybe. I’ve known people have trouble spelling their own name who have simpler names than that.

FYI, no guarantees, but she has been in the past a guest on the Mark Steyn Cruise. No Kristols allowed.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (EXyHK)

144 What’s even worse with this culture we are defending is 1st cousins marry, and they have offspring who are seemingly okay, but they marry first cousins, who then marry first cousins, and then the Hapsburgs look normal.

Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (Wmg4n)

145 75%???

More like 95%.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (aZm/F)

146 >> Any guesses as to what Eva's family name means?

Loosely translated it means a well rounded behind, and firm boobs.

Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (+ffGB)

147 Vlaardingerbroek is a Dutch surname meaning "from the marsh/wetland near Vlaardingen"
Posted by: Mark1971

So hot or not?
Depends on what Vlaardingen means? Probably "town near the wetlands".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (/lPRQ)

148 116 It's hard to believe a majority voted for Starmer. He's a lunatic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (aZm/F)

They didn't. In the last election, only 33.7% of the votes went for Labour, which was only about 20% of total voters.

Because the Tories, and Reform, and the Lib Dems split all the rest, Labour took 63% of the seats in Parliament, and can run the country like a dictatorship.

and now you know why England's Parliamentary system sucks balls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (uWKK8)

149 75%???

More like 95%.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:16 PM (aZm/F)
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It would be as if every day was post on old thread day.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (krQz2)

150 Any guesses as to what Eva's family name means?

Ass To Mouth?

Posted by: Pete Bootedgeedge, Sodomite at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (GlDYx)

151
63 Cousin marriage wasn't really a thing with the lower classes. It was big with the upper classes because they were adamant about keeping wealth within the family.

When idiocy became prevalent, they had to let it go.

Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:02 PM (qFwJc)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Charles II of Spain and his big big jaw at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (wLjpr)

152 > 28 She is truly "hotter than a Rolex in a pawn shop."
Posted by: T-Lo at January 14, 2026 03:57 PM (gIVSr)

Hotter than a set of jumper cables at a hillbilly funeral.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (IG3/x)

153 Vlaardingerbroek is a Dutch surname meaning "from the marsh/wetland near Vlaardingen"
Posted by: Mark1971

So hot or not?
Depends on what Vlaardingen means? Probably "town near the wetlands".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM


Moist.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (jc0TO)

154 yes, you have my vote, even though I'm in Illinois.
https://tinyurl.com/p54kwfv2
Posted by: illiniwek

Catalina was born in Illinois.

Posted by: Big Fan Now at January 14, 2026 04:17 PM (oftw2)

155 Loosely translated it means a well rounded behind, and firm boobs.
Posted by: King Charles I

I’m pretty sure King Charles wouldn’t notice those attributes if they…

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (EXyHK)

156 It's hard to believe a majority voted for Starmer. He's a lunatic.
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Fascism isn't unpopular.

Look at Madmani.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (krQz2)

157
If Elon hadn't bought Twitter, would we have the 1st Amendment rights we enjoy at the moment? Because if Elon hadn't bought Twitter, we wouldn't have 47.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:14

This, 1000 times this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (e2+im)

158 >>> 117 Do you realize about 75% of the postings in this thread would rate a visit from the Bobbie’s? The ones about boobs will probably get a call from Starmer.
Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (+ffGB)

More like 95%, and I dare those fags to come over here.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (ULPxl)

159 140 My first cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Alien body with boobs (natural) that Sydney Sweeney would envy. Don't ask me if I ever considered it.

Sadly, as soon as she grew out of her teens she got into some really bad habits, put on 100 pounds, and that was that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14

As I have shared with my offspring, just because you think it does not mean you have to say it. 😂

Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Wmg4n)

160 When your family tree doesn't have any branches.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (0KSrI)

161 I saw a youtube in September, shortly after Kirk was killed, of the Tommy Robinson gathering in London. It was powerful, millions came (some with flags of Kirk for free speech). Katie Hopkins, Tommy, and this beautiful woman, Eva. Powerful and moving day in London.

Mincing milksop Starmer should be afraid of her, and by this order he is afraid of what she has to say. The British people should not be afraid of the Starmer.

Eva is gorgeous and a natural beauty with brains. Keep fighting, Eva!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (WONhk)

162 I'm old enough to remember the UK banning Michael Savage from entering back around 2009.

Because "hate speech" (AKA telling me truth).

It was obvious even then that they were committing national suicide.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (EeAvm)

163 This, 1000 times this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (e2+im)

Twitter was great for us, but Trump elected Trump. He beat the hell out of Kamala like he did Hillary and Sleepy.

Posted by: ... at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (g078z)

164 Can Eva Vlaadingerbroek get any more appealing? I didn't think it was possible, but yes. Her middle name is Lotte.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (Dv3i1)

165 Oh, correct, I forgot about the Reform party. Isn't that little guy, Farage, the head of it??

Or am I all screwed up?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (aZm/F)

166 As long as we have a 2nd Amendment, we'll have a 1st Amendment.
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If Elon hadn't bought Twitter, would we have the 1st Amendment rights we enjoy at the moment? Because if Elon hadn't bought Twitter, we wouldn't have 47.
Posted by: Crusader
++++

I believe it was Justice Stevens who put forth his expert opinion that the way to eliminate the 2nd was to eliminate the 1st first. This was said outside of court.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (/lPRQ)

167 Wow, when comapring Eva to the Devil incarnate, side by side, I know what choice a normal human would make.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2026 04:20 PM (tmn4j)

168 My first cousin was a smokeshow back in the day. Alien body with boobs (natural) that Sydney Sweeney would envy. Don't ask me if I ever considered it.

Sadly, as soon as she grew out of her teens she got into some really bad habits, put on 100 pounds, and that was that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14

As I have shared with my offspring, just because you think it does not mean you have to say it. 😂
Posted by: Piper at January 14, 2026 04:18 PM (Wmg4n)
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Well, I did say "don't ask" ...

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 14, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/)

169 As long as we have a 2nd Amendment, we'll have a 1st Amendment.
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Eric Swalwell informs me that they have nukes and fighter planes.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:20 PM (krQz2)

170 EEE-VA!

Posted by: WALL-E at January 14, 2026 04:20 PM (TbWk/)

171 124 Google AI:

Vlaardingerbroek is a Dutch surname meaning "from the marsh/wetland near Vlaardingen"
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 14, 2026 04:12 PM (CNl8/)

And then we built another castle... and it sank into the swamp....

There is a Yuge tracks of land punchline in their somewhere...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)

172 CBD?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 14, 2026 04:01 PM (ULPxl)


Thus the nom de plume!

I'm going in 10 days, because it is still a great place to visit, but I doubt it will be for very much longer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (n9ltV)

173 The UK is really Effed up. Really, really Effed up.
What the hell has happened to them?
Beautiful blondes with opinions, nope.
Islamist rape gangs taking advantage of local women without penalty?
Shaking my head.
It gets worse by the day. Is it time for the US to cut ties with our oldest ally? We did it before, you remember.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (4nEGa)

174 165 Oh, correct, I forgot about the Reform party. Isn't that little guy, Farage, the head of it??

Or am I all screwed up?
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (aZm/F)

He's still the head of it. There's a lot not to like about him, but he's still 1000% better than anyone else in English Politics today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (uWKK8)

175 I believe it was Justice Stevens who put forth his expert opinion that the way to eliminate the 2nd was to eliminate the 1st first. This was said outside of court.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 14, 2026 04:19 PM (/lPRQ)
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Which he should have been arrested for to make a point.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (krQz2)

176 Sargon of Akkad for UK PM.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (iXqHn)

177 Vlaardingerbroek shared an image of a notice from the UK government stating that her Electronic Travel Authorization (ETA) had been cancelled effective January 13, 2026. The notice states that she may not travel to the UK without a visa and that the decision cannot be appealed.

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This is where she went wrong, lodging a formal application when all she had to do is get on a boat and sail in like all the illegals. Had she done that the Brits woukd have given her money and put her up in a four star hotel free of charge.

Posted by: Decaf at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (Z8jzG)

178 Jack Straw, if you are still here, you might enjoy a concert that was live on Youtube last night celebrating the life of Bobby Weir. At the Brooklyn Bowl. More than 3 1/2 hours of music well done with many guests. I thought it was very good.

Posted by: Bushwick's Dead And Friends at January 14, 2026 04:22 PM (oftw2)

179 172 I'm going in 10 days, because it is still a great place to visit, but I doubt it will be for very much longer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM

Sounds like I should plan a trip or two before it goes up in flames.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 14, 2026 04:23 PM (WsJuq)

180 85 Scalding hot indeed!

The UK is fucked.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:04 PM (aZm/F)
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What? Proper fucked?
Posted by: Tommy at January 14, 2026 04:05 PM (krQz2)

Yeah Tommy. Right before zee Muzlims take over.

Posted by: Turkish at January 14, 2026 04:23 PM (TbWk/)

181 > 116 It's hard to believe a majority voted for Starmer. He's a lunatic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:11 PM (aZm/F)



Doesn't work that way in a parliamentary system.

Literally no Briton voted for this knob, other than the ones in his own heavily gerrymandered seat.

What happens is you vote for "your" Member of Parliament (i.e., whichever one the party hacks have decided to run for your district). Then all of these party hack-chosen hacks get together and decide which party hack is Prime Minister.

The voters get zero say in this.

Not only that, but most parties in these systems require that you pay money to belong to them.

But somehow our system is "undemocratic".

You bet, snaggletooths.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:23 PM (IG3/x)

182 I'm going in 10 days, because it is still a great place to visit, but I doubt it will be for very much longer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (n9ltV)

Have you been before? Don't miss Westminster Abbey. I fear it will someday go the way of Notre Dame and you cannot build back that history.

The smaller villages of Cotswalds and Roman Baths of Bath. Take a train to Edinburgh and the Highlands distilleries.

Have fun!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk)

183 If the UK perused my comments here, I would NOT be receiving an ETA

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (aZm/F)

184 Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you're allowed to say! -- Modern John F. Kennedy

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (krQz2)

185 I'd like to vlaardingen near her marshland.

I don't know what that means.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (Dv3i1)

186 Why is there a jug of milk at the press conference?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (A32KF)

187 Doesn't work that way in a parliamentary system.

Literally no Briton voted for this knob, other than the ones in his own heavily gerrymandered seat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:23 PM (IG3/x)
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Yeah, it's basically the Electoral College system!

Which progs "hate".

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:25 PM (krQz2)

188 I always wanted to go to Hay-on-Wye, the Book Town....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:25 PM (X919G)

189 Have you been before?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk)


Heh...about 20 times.

Now I go for the cask ales and discovering new museums.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:25 PM (n9ltV)

190 Her name means watery tart.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2026 04:26 PM (pkeXY)

191 The UK is fucked.

Tradesman's entrance.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty of inbreeding at January 14, 2026 04:26 PM (Kt19C)

192 Why is there a jug of milk at the press conference?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (A32KF)
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Trump just signed a MAHA bill to give kids access to whole milk.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:26 PM (krQz2)

193 The Dutch are cool and all, but they have some seriously jacked-up orthography.

Nearly as bad as Finnish or Irish Gaelic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:26 PM (IG3/x)

194 This UK nonsense it what has given us Based Amelia, the 2026 waifu of the year.
https://tinyurl.com/4mwhvbse

If you haven't seen the UK Government propaganda game that created her: https://tinyurl.com/3z2cwjej

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz)

195 Had she done that the Brits woukd have given her money and put her up in a four star hotel free of charge.

More likely would have trafficked her to a foreigner pimp.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (PVBkQ)

196 And then we built another castle... and it sank into the swamp....

There is a Yuge tracks of land punchline in their somewhere...
Posted by: Romeo13

It's all in the caissons....

Posted by: Karen Bass at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (oftw2)

197 >> Why is there a jug of milk at the press conference?

Wait- jugs? Are we still talking about Eva?

Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (+ffGB)

198 I fear it will someday go the way of Notre Dame and you cannot build back that history.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (WONhk)


By the way, the frogs did an absolutely spectacular job of rebuilding Notre Dame, and they should be proud as a nation (not government...they did nothing).

It is gorgeous, and better than ever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (n9ltV)

199 I say, encourage first-cousin marriage in the Somali population, until they cease to be effective as a subset of human beings.

Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)

200 His first stop is didsbury mosque❗️

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After Sadiq Khan is installed as the new King, he'll rename the Church of England to the Caliphate of Western Europe.

He might even make the Islamunist Mamdani one of his Harem of Queens (pun intended).

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (EeAvm)

201 All we got was 2%.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (A32KF)

202 So, I guess “broke” is cognate with English “brook.”

Posted by: Bulg at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (77rzZ)

203 Always the "public good," the "public safety." The alibi of tyrants over the ages. (credit to Camus.)

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (h/ffs)

204 173 The UK is really Effed up. Really, really Effed up.
What the hell has happened to them?
Beautiful blondes with opinions, nope.
Islamist rape gangs taking advantage of local women without penalty?
Shaking my head.
It gets worse by the day. Is it time for the US to cut ties with our oldest ally? We did it before, you remember.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2026 04:21 PM (4nEGa)


++++

It is both absurd and extremely disheartening. I guess they are just hell-bent on the One World Government scenario and are doing their part to make that happen, pronto.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (2dlNj)

205 I say, encourage first-cousin marriage in the Somali population, until they cease to be effective as a subset of human beings.

Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)

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Too late, Don!

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (EeAvm)

206 There is a country that:
- arrests over 12k of its people a year for what they say
- makes it illegal to own an unregistered TV or radio
- wants to ban X and all other social media platforms
- wants to ban any encrypted communication app
- has banned all handguns, most rifles and shotguns, also has a knife ban
- has admitted government officials are running rape gangs against the people; no arrests

If you didn't already know that was England, you'd guess it was a totalitarian state like North Korea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (HXT0k)

207 Always the "public good," the "public safety." The alibi of tyrants over the ages. (credit to Camus.)

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:28 PM (h/ffs)
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Remember what the Jacobin government was called?

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (krQz2)

208 Reading this article has made me hanker for a giant Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich.
With extra bacon.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2026 04:30 PM (4nEGa)

209 Reuters just now.

"According to Reuters, US military action in Iran may begin within the next 24 hours.

US personnel have been advised to leave the US military’s Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar by Wednesday night.

Al Udeid Air base is the Middle East’s largest US military base, housing around 10,000 troops."

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:30 PM (WDjG6)

210 >
Wait- jugs? Are we still talking about Eva?
Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (+ffGB)

Picture of her holding...yes, milk jugs. You ask, I find.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8dephk

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:30 PM (IG3/x)

211 "We had to destroy free speech to protect free speech." - Herr OberstSturmFuhrer Keir Starmer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2026 04:30 PM (Nnyqs)

212 Speaking of Starmer and the UK:

Paul Joseph Watson: This is Simply Terrifying

YouTube (05:35): https://bit.ly/49TTAg2

Under the terms of the Online Safety Act, the government will now be able to access every single private message sent on smartphones. And then use that to initiate criminal proceedings against you.

UK government says that it will only be used against terrorist threats. But the UK government considers anyone who is against mass immigration and British replacement to be a potential terrorist.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 14, 2026 04:31 PM (P5BPp)

213 If you didn't already know that was England, you'd guess it was a totalitarian state like North Korea.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (HXT0k)

--------------

It might be a little confusing when both England and New York City rename themselves New North Korea.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' Is Code For 'Hell On Earth' at January 14, 2026 04:31 PM (EeAvm)

214 204 It is both absurd and extremely disheartening. I guess they are just hell-bent on the One World Government scenario and are doing their part to make that happen, pronto.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (2dlNj)

Islam and Shari'ah Law are most likely the quickest way to One World Government.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (iXqHn)

215 There is a country that:
- arrests over 12k of its people a year for what they say
- makes it illegal to own an unregistered TV or radio
- wants to ban X and all other social media platforms
- wants to ban any encrypted communication app
- has banned all handguns, most rifles and shotguns, also has a knife ban
- has admitted government officials are running rape gangs against the people; no arrests

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (HXT0k)
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Feels duty-bound to give you another home if you blow out the walls of your current government housing, or make it unlivable.

Also will lock senior citizens in a basement as the "Liverpool path" for healthcare.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (krQz2)

216 Also, can we start referring to the UK as "Airstrip One" ? I think they are almost there.

Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (ZxPkt)

217 It is both absurd and extremely disheartening. I guess they are just hell-bent on the One World Government scenario and are doing their part to make that happen, pronto.
____

They all seem to be in a huge hurry. Australia had some muslims kill jews at Bondi beach a few weeks back and they already have a 'fix' in place, 'islamophobic' speech is not allowed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)

218 iiiiiinteresting.....

- Iranian regime elite transferred $1.5 BILLION out of Iran via crypto in last 48 hours.

- Khamenei's son alone moved $328 million to Dubai.

what up , dog??

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (g47mK)

219 Well, I think we all agree: Keir Starmer is a communist worm and Eva is welcome here at the HQ any time she wishes to visit. CBD can probably send her an Electronic Travel Authorization good for a visit here.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (ufeQq)

220 I'm sure they're well on their way to becoming doctors and lawyers.

@HumanEvents 17m
BREAKING: High school ICE OUT protest ends early as students begin brawling inside the ( Minnesota ) state capital

Police have begun detaining the assailants

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2026 04:33 PM (mlg/3)

221 194 This UK nonsense it what has given us Based Amelia, the 2026 waifu of the year.
https://tinyurl.com/4mwhvbse

If you haven't seen the UK Government propaganda game that created her: https://tinyurl.com/3z2cwjej
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz)

They made the attractive girl the only based character for a game aimed mostly at young boys.

The idiots can’t even get their scare tactic propaganda games right.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 14, 2026 04:33 PM (6ydKt)

222 If all goes well over the next few weeks, months or even years, we may be able to move our embassy from London to Tehran for safety reasons.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (0u5+H)

223
I watched about eight of these videos this morning from most recent back, and I cannot figure out where the tinfoil hat comes in.

https://www.youtube.com/@PrometheanAction/videos

Am I missing something nutty here?

I ask because this empire vs. republic stuff is an angle I have never considered before, but it somehow fits in with a lot of the disillusionment I've been experiencing since COVID.

Posted by: biteme at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (xWS9V)

224 How the Limeys have fallen in a century. Watch ZULU again, and see what used to constitute manhood in Limeyland. The movie has some lies in it, for example Hook was a exemplary soldier, not a drunk, a coward, or a troublemaker. That part pisses me off. But the manhood was real.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (pohLc)

225 The British voters are getting exactly what they voted for, good and hard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (abIsI)

226 208 Reading this article has made me hanker for a giant Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich.
With extra bacon.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Sounds good, but I don't have any lettuce or tomato. What do I do?

Posted by: Oscar Mayer at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (oftw2)

227 Reuters link
https://tinyurl.com/3p39u4f7

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (WDjG6)

228 > 199 I say, encourage first-cousin marriage in the Somali population, until they cease to be effective as a subset of human beings.
Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (ZxPkt)

How do you think they got to be the mean IQ of 85 shithole that they are?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (IG3/x)

229 173 The UK is really Effed up. Really, really Effed up.
What the hell has happened to them?

===========

Specifically targeted people could not resist that sweet, sweet bribery of Middle East Oil Money.

Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (Q+gd/)

230 Runner, how is that confirmed?

I'm sure it's true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (aZm/F)

231 "You cannot appeal this decision."

This is so screwed up.
Trump needs to get involved..

Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (NpAcC)

232 132 Ace,

Use this picture you piker.

https://tinyurl.com/mr36ctac
Posted by: King Charles I at January 14, 2026 04:14 PM (+ffGB)
________________________________

Oh, I have a better one than that. Hmmmm....perhaps I won't provide that link. People might not understand.

Posted by: The Former Prince Phillip at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (dIske)

233 Moar bacon. Letteuce is water.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (A32KF)

234 225 The British voters are getting exactly what they voted for, good and hard.
____

Maybe. It's also possible they are occupied by a foreign power.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (Dv3i1)

235

"This is the last straw. "

Oh please and fuck off.

Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (och2J)

236 228 How do you think they got to be the mean IQ of 85 shithole that they are?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:34 PM (IG3/x)

85?

Try 35.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (iXqHn)

237 "A U.S. official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the United States was pulling some personnel from key bases in the region as a precaution given heightened regional tensions.
Britain was also withdrawing some personnel from an air base in Qatar ahead of possible U.S. strikes, the newspaper reported. The British defence ministry had no immediate comment.
"All the signals are that a U.S. attack is imminent, but that is also how this administration behaves to keep everyone on their toes. Unpredictability is part of the strategy," a Western military official told Reuters later on Wednesday.

Two European officials said U.S. military intervention could come in the next 24 hours. An Israeli official also said it appeared Trump had decided to intervene, though the scope and timing remained unclear.

Qatar said drawdowns from its Al Udeid air base, the biggest U.S. base in the Middle East, were "being undertaken in response to the current regional tensions".
Three diplomats said some personnel had been told to leave the base, though there were no immediate signs of large numbers of troops being bussed out . . . ."

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (WDjG6)

238 I think HRH The Duchess of Sussex needs to go back to England and straighten that place out.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (X919G)

239 "You cannot appeal this decision."

This is so screwed up.
Trump needs to get involved..
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (NpAcC)
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No, he doesn't.

America can't right all wrongs. We'll be stretched too thin.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (krQz2)

240 BTW, Eva Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz may perch on me face anytime.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (pohLc)

241 There are more straws.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (A32KF)

242 186 Why is there a jug of milk at the press conference?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:24 PM (A32KF)

I know, right? Hilarious.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 04:37 PM (zYpTz)

243 I'll just stay in my flat, playing Pathways.

Posted by: Grudge Harbour at January 14, 2026 04:37 PM (yFLFB)

244 They all seem to be in a huge hurry. Australia had some muslims kill jews at Bondi beach a few weeks back and they already have a 'fix' in place, 'islamophobic' speech is not allowed.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 14, 2026 04:32 PM (Dv3i1)

Maybe we've hit peak moral inversion. The more they try to kill us, the more concessions we make to them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (h/ffs)

245 > 238 I think HRH The Duchess of Sussex needs to go back to England and straighten that place out.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (X919G)

Which reminds me: has anyone made a porno with the title of "The Duchess of SuckSex" yet?

Probably not... the era of clever porno titles is long gone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (IG3/x)

246 There is a country that:
- arrests over 12k of its people a year for what they say
- makes it illegal to own an unregistered TV or radio
- wants to ban X and all other social media platforms
- wants to ban any encrypted communication app
- has banned all handguns, most rifles and shotguns, also has a knife ban
- has admitted government officials are running rape gangs against the people; no arrests

If you didn't already know that was England, you'd guess it was a totalitarian state like North Korea.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:29 PM (HXT0k)


Is, apparently, demanding that companies scan all your communications, even private communications, for bad-thought.

https://youtu.be/5nTUKX0ihsw

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (ExV1e)

247 The idiots can’t even get their scare tactic propaganda games right.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Starting with a goth girl who's barely wearing any black....

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (KAi1n)

248 Wow.


wtf happened to England?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (T+5zb)

249 Am I missing something nutty here?

I ask because this empire vs. republic stuff is an angle I have never considered before, but it somehow fits in with a lot of the disillusionment I've been experiencing since COVID.
Posted by: biteme

Jerry Pournelle's website, Chaos Manor is still up last I checked although he died several years ago.

He termed the US as an incompetent empire back decades ago and as a former poli sci prof at Pepperdine, explained in laymens' terms of what he meant by that. Well worth checking out and I think you can pull up his columns discussing that by search engine.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (WDjG6)

250 > America can't right all wrongs. We'll be stretched too thin.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (krQz2)

That's what cluster bombs are for.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (IG3/x)

251 Don't forget that these totalitarian muzzie-loving ponces--in addition to criminalizing nearly everything--have all-but eliminated the right to a jury trial.

And the leading alternative party to this totalitarianism ran on a platform of "we don't disagree with any of their policies, we just think they are moving too quickly."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (HXT0k)

252 I'm not familiar with Eva. She is quite en fuego.

Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (SwyyQ)

253 There is no England anymore.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (A32KF)

254 238 I think HRH The Duchess of Sussex needs to go back to England and straighten that place out.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 14, 2026 04:36 PM (X919G)

I'd be glad to have her and her hen pecked husband out of here.. GB deserves them...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:40 PM (VE6XX)

255 Trump needs to get involved..
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (NpAcC)

Put Vance on it. Like he did earlier. We're supposed to have a continuing "special relationship" with a leadership that despises free speech?

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:40 PM (h/ffs)

256 Runner, how is that confirmed?

I'm sure it's true.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (aZm/F)

Israeli sources - TV 14 Channel, then posted on a site that monitors this sort of thing...

https://tinyurl.com/4ywvk2du

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (g47mK)

257 Trump needs to get involved..

The UK isn't our country. Eva isn't a US citizen. He has enough on his plate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (ExV1e)

258 Wow.


wtf happened to England?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (T+5zb)
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They're growing into the implications of their politics.

I have to laugh at every Brit that took umbrage all the time that I have been on internet discussions that Americans have no more freedom of speech than they do.

I don't want to laugh. I have to.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (krQz2)

259 Oh, look! I DID have "The Collapse of Britain" on my Bingo card.

I'm guessing I'm not the only one. That game was rigged long ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (gLikB)

260 IMHO, UK and Western Europe are already lost.

Like Bruce Willis in "The Sixth Sense," they are dead, but just don't know it yet.

Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (qFwJc)

261 255 Trump needs to get involved..
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2026 04:35 PM (NpAcC)

Nah.. Let them destroy themselves

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (VE6XX)

262 I am sure it's just a normal Tue - Wed in Ayatollah land, with all the banks of verge of collapse and stuff...

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (g47mK)

263 The Muslims have taken all the Angles.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (krQz2)

264
Mister, we could use a man
like Guy Fawkes again

and get it right this time

I kid, of course

Posted by: Don Black at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (ZxPkt)

265 If you haven't seen the UK Government propaganda game that created her: https://tinyurl.com/3z2cwjej
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 14, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz)
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The main character in that video is a boy named "Charlie" but he's always referred to by the pronoun "they" instead of "he."

That tells you everything you need to know about this propaganda.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (ESVrU)

266 The UK has been Fundamentally Transformed(tm).

Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (Q+gd/)

267 261 Nah.. Let them destroy themselves
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (VE6XX)

Not our circus. Not our monkeys.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (iXqHn)

268 Starting with a goth girl who's barely wearing any black....
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 14, 2026 04:38 PM (KAi1n)

They’ve gone with the idea that to be a goth girl you just have to have dark thoughts, and wear a choker.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 14, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)

269 I like how that spotted dick licker Kimmel went to the UK and declared the ... US were the fascists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:44 PM (HXT0k)

270 Eva has been a guest lecturer on several Mark Steyn cruises, as they are friends. So, if you ever want to get to schmooze with her, that might be the way to do it.

Posted by: Won't You Let Me Take You On a Sea cruise at January 14, 2026 04:44 PM (oftw2)

271 If it can help Farage, we should do or say what's needed for that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 14, 2026 04:44 PM (h/ffs)

272 Yeah, "special status" has to go away.

Another country whose ass we saved has gone into the crapper.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:44 PM (aZm/F)

273 225 The British voters are getting exactly what they voted for, good and hard.
____

Maybe. It's also possible they are occupied by a foreign power.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
=======
Can't really say that when Labor won a landslide with 33 percent of the vote which is near a historical low for them in recent era. That means 67 percent of the vote chose someone other than Labor. Reform plus Conservatives had 38 percent but a lot fewer seats. Lib Dems had 12.2. And turnout was low at 60 percent of registered voters.

This is why the GOPe has been able to hang in there, the Democrats are crazy while teh GOPe is corrupt. If Trump had started a new party, likely 2024 would have had the same consequences--Democrat supermajority. So we have to go election by election to weed out the traitors and replace the new quislings as well like MTG that suddenly get strange new respect from the left.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:45 PM (WDjG6)

274 268 They’ve gone with the idea that to be a goth girl you just have to have dark thoughts, and wear a choker.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 14, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)

These days, most of them have a penis.

Posted by: XTC at January 14, 2026 04:45 PM (iXqHn)

275 Farage has been to limp-wristed in his pronouncements.

Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (qFwJc)

276 OT/ but did Nick Shirley release the stuff he said he had on Minnesota ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (VE6XX)

277 266 The UK has been Fundamentally Transformed(tm).
Posted by: davidt at January 14, 2026 04:42 PM (Q+gd/)

------

Imagine what Barry and his handlers would have done to us if Trump had not won.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (aZm/F)

278 >>> My first cousin was a smokeshow back in the day.

Yeah, I was scared to admit it, but same here. Needless to say it left me feeling very confused as a young lad.

Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (SwyyQ)

279 UK has become Dar-as-Salam now? When will they make it official?? Think of all the dhimmis they can plunder!!

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM (pDt9x)

280 Eva has been a guest lecturer on several Mark Steyn cruises, as they are friends. So, if you ever want to get to schmooze with her, that might be the way to do it.

So you're saying there's a chance...

Posted by: Archimedes at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (Riz8t)

281 Verizon cellular outage?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (aKh6S)

282
Banning a tall smokin' hawt young Dutch chick because she says some things that puts sand in their vajayjays just proves that the Limeys are a bunch of ass-spelunking poofters.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (y9nCu)

283 Not here.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (A32KF)

284 Where the UK is now, we would be if Hillary won.

And where we would be in a year if Kamala had won.

And 80% of the people, the bureaucrats, who would have eagerly implemented all of this are still working in the federal government.

Sometimes, you have to step back and see not just what we dodged, but also how much we are up against.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (HXT0k)

285 281 Verizon cellular outage?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (aKh6S)

Eastern seaboard, mostly.

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (pDt9x)

286 They're growing into the implications of their politics.

I have to laugh at every Brit that took umbrage all the time that I have been on internet discussions that Americans have no more freedom of speech than they do.

I don't want to laugh. I have to.
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:41 PM (krQz2)

There was some bit from a TV show ("The Newsroom") about 13-14 years ago where Jeff Daniels' character has a lamer version of the "I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it Anymore" speech from "Network" and he says all these countries including Canada, the UK, France...all "have freedom". This was his evidence that the US sucks, as these other countries have "freedom" but the US is only 7th in literacy..so on and so forth.

That clip did not age well IMHO.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (9Ovst)

287
And did those feet in ancient times
Walk upon England's mountains green?
But these days, he'd better watch his mouth
Or they'd throw him in the clink.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (krQz2)

288 The Tommy Robinson tie in.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (A32KF)

289 More fun from Starmer's UK,

"I posted an all-too-brief item on Instapundit earlier today about Prime Minister Keir Starmer's actions to "turn your smartphone into a government surveillance device," as the Telegraph's Zia Yusuf put it, but a topic this important deserves the full VodkaPundit Treatment™.

Calling it "the terrifying endpoint" of Britain's Online Safety Act (OSA), Starmer's Labour government will finalize guidance in April of this year on deploying "'accredited technology' for scanning messages sent with end-to-end encryption."

What that means in practice is, London's Office of Communications (Ofcom) will mandate on-device software able to read everybody's "private" messages in real-time, and scan their images, too, before any personal encryption tools come into play."

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (WDjG6)

290 208 Reading this article has made me hanker for a giant Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich.
With extra bacon.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
----

My first Club sandwich, Gramps bought at the lunch counter. It was like Christopher Columbus discovering the new world. Extatic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (y79kU)

291 Queer Starmer doesn't go far enough.


Qateer Starmer. There, that's bunchier.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (V87Oy)

292 We could use a new Crusade, and I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (aZm/F)

293 Sorry, meant to say 'punchier'.
Point still stands.

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at January 14, 2026 04:49 PM (V87Oy)

294 That clip did not age well IMHO.
Posted by: Thrawn
=======
Daniels is a midwit that thinks he is a political genius. In reality, closer to Dumb and Dumber character.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:49 PM (WDjG6)

295 253 There is no England anymore.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:39 PM (A32KF)

The Kinks have entered the chat.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (8mulE)

296 What that means in practice is, London's Office of Communications (Ofcom) will mandate on-device software able to read everybody's "private" messages in real-time, and scan their images, too, before any personal encryption tools come into play."
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (WDjG6)

And they call Trump a Nazi

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (VE6XX)

297 First cousin marriage exists as a way to keep resources in a family.

It is a solution to a problem of a society that does not work together and instead is made up of hostile tribes. Which was the case in Islam in the 600s, and much of the world in fairness.

In theory in 2026 of course that is no longer true. A Smith can marry a Jones without worrying about politics and family wealth because western societies are at peace and most people believe that each generation will create more wealth anyway so you don't need to horde the wealth your family got by raiding a neighbor a generation ago...

But Islam hasn't moved beyond this.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm)

298 The leaders of the UK have now reached the point where they're afraid of a girl. A girl. A very pretty girl, but a girl nonetheless.

Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (TN0g+)

299 296 What that means in practice is, London's Office of Communications (Ofcom) will mandate on-device software able to read everybody's "private" messages in real-time, and scan their images, too, before any personal encryption tools come into play."
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (WDjG6)

And they call Trump a Nazi
Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (VE6XX)

The Lives of Others, 2026.

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 04:51 PM (pDt9x)

300
That clip did not age well IMHO.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (9Ovst)



That clip came up in my yootoob feed recently as well. I'm sure the algorithm hasn't been tweeked to push it forward...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 04:51 PM (y9nCu)

301 But Islam hasn't moved beyond this.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm)

So you can marry your cousin.. How about your brother ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 14, 2026 04:51 PM (VE6XX)

302 The leaders of the UK have now reached the point where they're afraid of a girl. A girl. A very pretty girl, but a girl nonetheless.
Posted by: Crusader at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (TN0g+)


Am not. Not, not, not. -- Queer Starmer, stomping his wee foot impotently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (ExV1e)

303 "Keir Starmer's a waaaanker..."

--Most Englishmen

Posted by: Beverly at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (reMys)

304 Oh, just saw this about the milk:

Incredible moment in the Oval Office as President Trump gives award to little 1st grader boy who PERFECTLY explains to him how milk is produced

"I didn't know that! Actually - I'm gonna give him a MEDAL!"

Off to his left at that presser is a group of kids.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (zYpTz)

305 Not tonite?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (A32KF)

306 269 I like how that spotted dick licker Kimmel went to the UK and declared the ... US were the fascists.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

As his show continues to swirl down the drain. A good reason that Disney is languishing and Iger sitting on his ass refusing to do what his competitors are doing--spinning off loser tv networks, will come back to bite Disney in the ass.

Iger for whatever reason cannot fix his own mistakes nor change direction and as a result, Disney is stagnating because it needs both done.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (WDjG6)

307 There was some bit from a TV show ("The Newsroom") about 13-14 years ago where Jeff Daniels' character has a lamer version of the "I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Going to Take it Anymore" speech from "Network" and he says all these countries including Canada, the UK, France...all "have freedom". This was his evidence that the US sucks, as these other countries have "freedom" but the US is only 7th in literacy..so on and so forth.

That clip did not age well IMHO.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (9Ovst)
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But dumbass Sorkin wrote that about a decade after the Canadian court specifically told Mark Steyn that free speech was a "Yank idea". (So Steyn did not have free speech in Canada).

He could have done some research for his show.

It just makes his "reporter" main character look like he can't do research either.

Hmmm... which... is probably accurate to the state of our news today.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (krQz2)

308 284 Where the UK is now, we would be if Hillary won.

And where we would be in a year if Kamala had won.

And 80% of the people, the bureaucrats, who would have eagerly implemented all of this are still working in the federal government.

Sometimes, you have to step back and see not just what we dodged, but also how much we are up against.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 14, 2026 04:48 PM (HXT0k)

++++

What is truly frightening to me is that we came within a hair's breadth of losing our dear and beloved president with that first assassination attempt. Worldwide, things can change drastically and dramatically in a heartbeat.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 14, 2026 04:53 PM (2dlNj)

309 305 Not tonite?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (A32KF)

Being married, I understand.

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 04:53 PM (pDt9x)

310 President Trump gives award to little 1st grader boy who PERFECTLY explains to him how milk is produced

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (zYpTz)
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He knows about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2)

311 @280

>>So you're saying there's a chance...

Looking at her husband, she obviously did not prioritize looks.

Not saying he's ugly, but he ain't no chad either.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 14, 2026 04:54 PM (XV/Pl)

312 2% milk sucks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:54 PM (A32KF)

313 He knows about the cup sizes?
Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2)

Kids are so precocious these days.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 14, 2026 04:54 PM (zYpTz)

314 309 305 Not tonite?

I will take, how you say, "Things the Paolo does not hear" for $200, Alex.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 14, 2026 04:54 PM (X919G)

315 And they call Trump a Nazi
Posted by: It's me donna
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The thing is that the Democrats in the bureaucracy and in office were doing exactly that to Trump and all his associates since 2015. Tapping his comms, getting secret subpoenas, etc.

This is a WEF and CIA approved strategy to try to take down those governments resistant to globalization.

Use the Deep State intel and law enforcement to destroy and imprison their enemies.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:55 PM (WDjG6)

316 You got the A...
You got the B...

Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 14, 2026 04:55 PM (3Bfws)

317 England, Angland, Angle land,

Ain't no Angles in Angleland any more.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 04:56 PM (y79kU)

318 Not tonite?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:52 PM (A32KF)
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Because,
Tonight, tonight, tonight
O-oh.
Gonna make you right,
Tonight, tonight
O-oh!

Posted by: UK at January 14, 2026 04:56 PM (krQz2)

319 BTW, female "circumcision" should more accurately be called "clitoral excision."

Eva has been a brave and brilliant champion of freedom, a thankless task in the Eee Yew.

Posted by: Beverly at January 14, 2026 04:56 PM (reMys)

320 302 The leaders of the UK have now reached the point where they're afraid of a girl. A girl. A very pretty girl, but a girl nonetheless.
Posted by: Crusader
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The dirty secret is most male gays hate women. They desire the same dudes.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:56 PM (WDjG6)

321 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 14, 2026 04:57 PM (h/O4U)

322 321 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman
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At least the ones that radar can see.

Posted by: whig at January 14, 2026 04:58 PM (WDjG6)

323 Turkey is shipping some kebabs to Egypt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 14, 2026 04:58 PM (A32KF)

324 Turkey is shipping some kebabs to Egypt.

===

John has a long mustache !

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK)

325 321 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 14, 2026 04:57 PM (h/O4U)

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What does that mean?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (aZm/F)

326 I never saw V for Vendetta but I saw clips of it. And at the time I thought it was pretty stupid in how it pictured future Britain.

But you know now...? I'm kind of seeing it. Though one thing it got really really wrong...

A man like Keir Starmer has no interest in Natalie Portman as a schoolgirl. Now...schoolboy? Maybe...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (sKqQm)

327 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 14, 2026 04:57 PM (h/O4U)

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What does that mean?
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (aZm/F)

Not a good place for vacation right now.

Posted by: runner at January 14, 2026 04:59 PM (g47mK)

328 And they call Trump a Nazi

Obviously Hitler's greatest crime was stopping Jewish illegal immigrants from sneaking into his country...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm)

329 The leaders of the UK have now reached the point where they're afraid of a girl. A girl. A very pretty girl, but a girl nonetheless.

Posted by: Crusader
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Well they're only used to girls being surrounded by rape gangs.

It's understandable.

Posted by: Axeman at January 14, 2026 05:00 PM (krQz2)

330 I would have thought a lot of private jets would be jamming up the airspace in Iran.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 14, 2026 05:00 PM (aZm/F)

331
(Ofcom) will mandate on-device software able to read everybody's "private" messages in real-time, and scan their images, too, before any personal encryption tools come into play."
Posted by: whig

=============

Back to analog then. Real life. Tea parties. Has an upside.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2026 05:01 PM (Jxa0O)

332 321 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 14, 2026 04:57 PM (h/O4U)

I suspect a lot of transponders have been turned off...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 14, 2026 05:01 PM (MZ+PY)

333 UK has become Dar-as-Salam now? When will they make it official?? Think of all the dhimmis they can plunder!!
Posted by: tubal at January 14, 202
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That's exactly how the Somalis in the US feel about Americans.

We're dhimmis paying the jizya, so they are perfectly justified in stealing our wealth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 14, 2026 05:01 PM (ESVrU)

334
But Islam hasn't moved beyond this.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm)



And it never will. mohammedan doctrine is written to be stagnant and anti-progress. If big mo didn't do it in his lifetime then it's forbidden.

Which is one of the big reasons why Al Qaeda and ISIS are at war with apostates who dabble in modern civilization. Saudi spoiled brats who buy supercars are as hated as Americans. If camels were good enough for mo's use, then they should be good enough for the House of Saud.

Being a bunch of illiterate goat-fucking hypocrite savages, they make exceptions for T-72s, DShK machine guns and AK-47s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (y9nCu)

335 I gotta say, my cousin's pretty hot...

Posted by: Spartacus Booker at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (W+TLY)

336 Ah, Jeff Daniels. I keep forgetting he's still around. I always got him and Matthew Modine mixed up. They're kind of interchangeable.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (sAmhv)

337 Airspace over Iran looking pretty sparse at the moment

Too far away for us.

Posted by: A flock of seagulls at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (vFG9F)

338 Turkey is shipping some kebabs to Egypt.
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Move kabab?

Posted by: Turkey at January 14, 2026 05:02 PM (krQz2)

339 Being a bunch of illiterate goat-fucking hypocrite savages, they make exceptions for T-72s, DShK machine guns and AK-47s.

Heh, Jihadis are guilty of "cultural appropriation" of our weapons aren't they.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:03 PM (sKqQm)

340 I guess Queer wants to bang his first cousin (male)

Posted by: Lookin good Cuz at January 14, 2026 05:03 PM (gAIXz)

341 Farage has been to limp-wristed in his pronouncements.
Posted by: no one at January 14, 2026 04:46 PM


Nigel is the Deep State's fallback position.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 14, 2026 05:03 PM (jc0TO)

342 Looking at her husband, she obviously did not prioritize looks.

Not saying he's ugly, but he ain't no chad either.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Karoline Leavitt's husband is 60.

Posted by: Fortunate Old Guy at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (oftw2)

343 Nigrl. How freaking Brit is that?

Posted by: tubal at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (pDt9x)

344 Nood, my brethren and sisteren.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (zZu0s)

345 319 BTW, female "circumcision" should more accurately be called "clitoral excision."
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Posted by: Beverly
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Media and others have been using that term, circumcision, for years to misdirect the readers and listeners thoughts to soften their opinion.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (y79kU)

346 Quier Stormfront.

Posted by: Turkey at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (krQz2)

347
Verizon cellular outage?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 14, 2026 04:47 PM (aKh6S)


Her Majesty is on the road right now and we can't connect.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 14, 2026 05:04 PM (tgvbd)

348 I guess from the Somali/Paki perspective this all makes sense

Mohammed said the infidels will pay them the jizya because of the superiority of Islam and sure enough European and American government officials went to their countries, paid them to move West, and then put them on welfare and various grifts.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)

349 Soon UK residents will have as little freedom as Hong Kong residents.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 14, 2026 05:05 PM (rJ48h)

350 NOOD ALERT

Posted by: Max Power at January 14, 2026 05:09 PM (SwyyQ)

351 Eva Vlaarmdingerbroek made momentous speech late last year in which she listed all the major European capitals and how their demographics changed just since 1990 from 94% Honkies to 34-59% honkies. She is quasar hot.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at January 14, 2026 05:39 PM (LKMDZ)

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