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Yorkshire, England
See it before it's gone

Care to dance?

Progressivism.

How the progressive movement is led by key influencers.

Now he thinks he's a tough guy.

Pygmy possum is just a touch bigger than a cricket.

Fighting on the internet.

Adopting an orphaned bear cub.

Blind cat enjoys the snow.

Milton is cranky.

I find this less likely than sonic disruptor cannons, but whatever. I like the song.

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 13, 2026 07:31 PM (LdBR/)

2
1

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 07:32 PM (t2vGZ)

3 The Shire before Keir Sarumon got through with it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:32 PM (2GVsD)

4
My First has been appropriated!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 07:33 PM (t2vGZ)

5 This restaurant in Bangkok uses ziplines to deliver food to its guests.pic.twitter.com/WEoIQ7BRv6

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) January 13, 2026

==


this is stupid! I don't want my food flying !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2026 07:33 PM (g47mK)

6 Yorkshire, England

See it before it's gone turned into a Mosque and Mass Graveyard of The Caliphate

Posted by: ShainS -- 'The Warmth Of Collectivism' is Code for 'Hell On Earth' at January 13, 2026 07:33 PM (IzKeh)

7 do you guys want your food flying???

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2026 07:33 PM (g47mK)

8 A rare bit of good news from the UK today. Starmer has dropped plans to mandate digital ID.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2026 07:34 PM (viF8m)

9 This restaurant in Bangkok uses ziplines to deliver food to its guests

One night in Bangkok and your food goes flying.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

10 All that Aussie family needs is a two or three face-eating spiders and a few box jellyfish in the tub.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 13, 2026 07:35 PM (GTqXr)

11 Piles of rocks. Big deal. Bring on the pudding.

Posted by: Torgo at January 13, 2026 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

12 Torgo will eat the figgy pudding and like it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD)

13
Got The Big Dummy bathed and groomed today. He's such a good, placid boy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 07:36 PM (tgvbd)

14 This restaurant in Bangkok uses ziplines to deliver food to its guests.

this is stupid! I don't want my food flying !
Posted by: runner


One night in Bangkok, ordered flying oysters.....

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 07:37 PM (nhCoE)

15 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

16 "You said flying orsters Mr. Deckard!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

17 This restaurant in Bangkok uses ziplines to deliver food to its guests.

this is stupid! I don't want my food flying !
Posted by: runner

One night in Bangkok, ordered flying oysters.....

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 07:37 PM (nhCoE)

And a lady? Thai boy? dropped them on your chin . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:38 PM (dK+Kv)

18 Been getting screensavers of pastoral scenes of England. It is Tolkien's Shire. The orcs are coming to scour the Shire, however.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 13, 2026 07:39 PM (MZ+PY)

19 >One night in Bangkok, ordered flying oysters.....

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 07:37 PM (nhCoE)

I get my kicks above the zip line sunshine.

Posted by: Murry Head at January 13, 2026 07:39 PM (GTqXr)

20 Frying flied frood?

Posted by: Torgo at January 13, 2026 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

21 Still bat-free in '26! Outstanding!

Posted by: Penguins, FTW!! at January 13, 2026 07:39 PM (oftw2)

22 It wasn't a lazy fight of it was 98 degrees outside

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2026 07:40 PM (Ia/+0)

23 The greens we use would not excite you

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

24 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 07:40 PM (cYBz/)

25 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 07:41 PM (cYBz/)

26 The paucity of polymorphically perverse penguins is profoundly pleasing, Ace. Thank you!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

27 Yorkshire, is that where all the pudding is from?

Posted by: Fine British Cuisine at January 13, 2026 07:41 PM (oftw2)

28 A twofer!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 07:41 PM (cYBz/)

29 Jack Straw no doubt the Muslims were not happy about that

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

30 What's that smell? No, not me, that other smell. Gag.

Posted by: Torgo at January 13, 2026 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

31
Yorkshire, is that where all the pudding is from?

Posted by: Fine British Cuisine at January 13, 2026 07:41 PM (oftw2)

____________

Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. Yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 07:42 PM (tgvbd)

32 Good evening, horde.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 13, 2026 07:43 PM (zYpTz)

33 I'm really diggin' the tortoise in the stegosaurus cozy!

Posted by: Paco at January 13, 2026 07:43 PM (2L+MU)

34 What's that smell? No, not me, that other smell. Gag.
Posted by: Torgo at January 13, 2026 07:41 PM


Penguins. It's always penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

35 I always wanted to visit Australia but, since I learned their population is comprised of weak cowards and everything there is out to kill you, I'll pass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 13, 2026 07:44 PM (abIsI)

36 Got The Big Dummy bathed and groomed today. He's such a good, placid boy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Real Dummies are like that...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2026 07:44 PM (Mt/k/)

37 No doubt Skip.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2026 07:44 PM (viF8m)

38 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Supreme Court Justices Bring In Ms. Rachel To Explain Cases To Ketanji Brown Jackson

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2026 07:45 PM (GITLP)

39 Real Dummies are like that...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2026 07:44 PM


Does that include Lamont?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2026 07:45 PM (0sNs1)

40 Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding. Yum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Roast Beef in Britain would cost $50 a pound. That's why they buy Chicken Vindaloo from dirty street vendors. That's only $48 a pound.

Posted by: Empire Is fallen at January 13, 2026 07:45 PM (oftw2)

41 23 The greens we use would not excite you
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:40 PM (2GVsD)

Heh

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 13, 2026 07:46 PM (zYpTz)

42 How the progressive movement is led by key influencers.

Shhhhh!!!! Don't reveal one of our primary tools like that!!

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 13, 2026 07:47 PM (BP1u+)

43 Aussie's are the original up-talkers. Something else to hate about them.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 13, 2026 07:47 PM (abIsI)

44 That one night in Bangkok song is one of the few things in adulthood that have made a cynic like me feel naive.

I thought it was just an annoying nerd song about chess.

But Adam Carolla says it's a song about the Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name, and I'll believe it, because that dude knows a whole shitload about music.

I don't get it, and I won't look it up, because I don't want to read about some gross metaphors for sodomy. I'll just stay naive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 07:47 PM (BI5O2)

45 Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "The reason that Minnesota and Minneapolis are being targeted is because you've got a Democratic governor, a Democratic AG, and you've got Democratic mayors!"
---
This confirms my assertion earlier in the day that just by having a opposition, when the opposition holds you to your misdeeds, you can simply claim it's *because* you are the opposition.

Notice they weren't lining up to tell us how from top to bottom it was Democrats running everything in connection to Floyd's death.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:47 PM (krQz2)

46 Does that include Lamont?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Don't want to know how *that* big dummy bathes, or how often!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2026 07:48 PM (Mt/k/)

47 Evening everyone. Had short ribs in veal sauce over papardelle, two glasses of wine, and dessert for $65. Not as bad as I'd feared, but I can't imagine eating out all the time like some. The place was packed.

Remember when old coots would say "Oooh, look at Rockefeller here!" when somebody would toss bills around? Who do we have now to compare to the old guys in top hats swilling gin at the Copa? Bill Gates and his khakis? Please.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2026 07:49 PM (kpS4V)

48 I spent $700 on a semi-feral cat at the Vet today. On the way home, he had a huge, wet, crap in his carrier. Had to bathe him in the kitchen sink. None of this was fun.
He's not allowed to eat or drink until the morning, but he's begging for food, following me around.

Posted by: I'm Getting a Kookaburra Instead at January 13, 2026 07:49 PM (oftw2)

49 Upper pic, breaks my heart. Family has a long history in Beverley, England.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2026 07:50 PM (XeU6L)

50 Chicken Vindaloo! Now that is something I would like to find near me.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Mt/k/)

51 Ewoks don't really bathe, just lick themselves a bit.

Posted by: Furry Frank at January 13, 2026 07:51 PM (oftw2)

52 Fighting on the internet is a lot like when the senate reconvenes. McConnell, Schumer, just a bunch of yipping and yapping on the taxpayers deck.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 13, 2026 07:51 PM (BSdIE)

53 $65? I hope they served you enough to bring back some for the kitty.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

54 Lib heads exploding in 3-2-1...

@JackPosobiec
1h
BREAKING: DOJ opens investigation into Renee Good's wife Becca for actions on day of shooting, ties to militant far-left groups.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2026 07:52 PM (3ImbR)

55 That one night in Bangkok song is one of the few things in adulthood that have made a cynic like me feel naive.

I thought it was just an annoying nerd song about chess.

But Adam Carolla says it's a song about the Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name, and I'll believe it, because that dude knows a whole shitload about music.

I don't get it, and I won't look it up, because I don't want to read about some gross metaphors for sodomy. I'll just stay naive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


There is also that other Bangkok song.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 13, 2026 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)

56 I spent $700 on a semi-feral cat at the Vet today. On the way home, he had a huge, wet, crap in his carrier. Had to bathe him in the kitchen sink. None of this was fun.
Posted by: I'm Getting a Kookaburra Instead

Ah yes, now I remember why my pet days are long past.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 07:52 PM (cYBz/)

57 Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bush is he...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2026 07:53 PM (kpS4V)

58 53 $65? I hope they served you enough to bring back some for the kitty.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)
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Oh yeah, two meals worth at least, but the cat isn't getting any.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2026 07:54 PM (kpS4V)

59 Yup, the islamists bribed Lotho Sackville-Baggins, let him think he's The Chief, and are taking over The Shire.

Traitors were always the cause of downfall in Tolkien's stories.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2026 07:55 PM (Q+gd/)

60 Definitely the most Australian video I've seen all day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2026 07:56 PM (Wnv9h)

61 Evening Horde. Mr nec and I are picking up a new fur baby on 2/11. We miss Lily beagle and hope this helps to fill what’s missing in our home. I hope we can handle a 13 week old beagle baby. It’s been 10 years since our last adventure in puppy parenting.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 13, 2026 07:57 PM (2NHgQ)

62 Why do so many people think bears are cute?

They are big, ugly, smelly alpha predator death machines with shit stuck to their butts.

I don't know why we allow them to live when we've got the guns.

Posted by: Delurker at January 13, 2026 07:57 PM (gtcuf)

63
Her Majesty has a national club board meeting. Guaranteed bad mood afterwards. I will then have to ask her, "Are you just blowing off steam or do you want my input?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 07:58 PM (tgvbd)

64 Chicken Vindaloo! Now that is something I would like to find near me.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2026 07:50 PM (Mt/k/)
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Never had Vindaloo. How does it compare to masala?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 07:58 PM (krQz2)

65 Evening Horde. Mr nec and I are picking up a new fur baby on 2/11. We miss Lily beagle and hope this helps to fill what’s missing in our home. I hope we can handle a 13 week old beagle baby. It’s been 10 years since our last adventure in puppy parenting.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 13, 2026 07:57 PM (2NHgQ)

Congratulations. Begin puppy proofing the house.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:58 PM (dK+Kv)

66
Oh yeah, two meals worth at least, but the cat isn't getting any.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

My MIL and FIL would dine out in their golden years, being old they would only eat half, bring it home, put in fridge, and of course, would forget how long it had been in there. It's amazing they didn't die from food-borne illness.

Posted by: Getting Old Is Not For Sissies at January 13, 2026 07:58 PM (oftw2)

67 Thai restaurant looks fun, but probably a front for involuntary kidney donations.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2026 07:58 PM (8AONa)

68 They are big, ugly, smelly alpha predator death machines with shit stuck to their butts.

Posted by: Delurker

Not if there are rabbits around.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 07:58 PM (cYBz/)

69 I spent $700 on a semi-feral cat at the Vet today. On the way home, he had a huge, wet, crap in his carrier. Had to bathe him in the kitchen sink. None of this was fun.
He's not allowed to eat or drink until the morning, but he's begging for food, following me around.
Posted by: I'm Getting a Kookaburra Instead at January 13, 2026 07:49

You're a good man.

But I've got to one-up you here.

Night 2 of my cross-country move, we stayed at this real dump of an interstate motel in Forrest, AR. Not scary or anything, but not a place you look forward to staying in.

Me, my wife, my brother, a cat & 3 kids in 2 dingy little rooms.

I get out the travel letterbox that she adamantly refused to use at several stops, and release Luna. She bolts out smeared in crap from tail to whiskers, and proceeds to run all over the motel room.

All. OVER.

That was a real pleasant evening, cleaning that dump from stem to stern so I didn't get beat up for the damage.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 07:58 PM (BI5O2)

70
nec,

Congratulations! That's the way to do it. You'll always remember Lily and now you will make new ones.

Posted by: fourseasons at January 13, 2026 07:59 PM (3ek7K)

71 "But Adam Carolla says it's a song about the Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name"

I thought everyone knew that. What else could it be about? How did you get "chess"?

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

72 Her Majesty has a national club board meeting. Guaranteed bad mood afterwards. I will then have to ask her, "Are you just blowing off steam or do you want my input?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 07:58 PM (tgvbd)

Tell her she's making a big deal out of nothing. It's a surefire winner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:59 PM (dK+Kv)

73 I will then have to ask her, "Are you just blowing off steam or do you want my input?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You are a very brave man.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 07:59 PM (cYBz/)

74 Merry merry king of the bush is he...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2026 07:53 PM (kpS4V)
---
Yes. The Paolo knows what that is like.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 13, 2026 07:59 PM (krQz2)

75 "But Adam Carolla says it's a song about the Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name"

I thought everyone knew that. What else could it be about? How did you get "chess"?

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

He use to play chess after gay sex.


J/K

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 08:00 PM (dK+Kv)

76 "They are big, ugly, smelly alpha predator death machines with shit stuck to their butts."


But enough about ...

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2026 08:00 PM (Q+gd/)

77 Because "One Night in Bangkok" is one of the songs in the musical Chess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 08:00 PM (2GVsD)

78 Bangkok needs another song

Posted by: gKWVE at January 13, 2026 08:00 PM (gKWVE)

79
Tell her she's making a big deal out of nothing. It's a surefire winner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:59 PM (dK+Kv)

________

The voice of a divorced man of experience?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 08:00 PM (tgvbd)

80 I thought everyone knew that. What else could it be about? How did you get "chess"?

It's literally from the musical CHESS.

Posted by: Delurker at January 13, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)

81 The voice of a divorced man of experience?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 08:00 PM (tgvbd)

It's funny when it's not happening to you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 08:01 PM (dK+Kv)

82 >>I don't get it, and I won't look it up, because I don't want to read about some gross metaphors for sodomy. I'll just stay naive.

The last time I was in Thailand my customer provided a driver/interpreter for me. I can bluff my way around a lot of places by Thai is like some martian language.

She, I think, was very pretty. One night she took me to an outdoor restaurant with a friend of hers who was also very pretty. One of the most uncomfortable evenings I've ever had. The two of them kept looking at me and whispering in Thai and giggling and giving me sexy time eyes.

Nope, wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)

83 It's literally from the musical CHESS.

Posted by: Delurker at January 13, 2026 08:00 PM (gtcuf)

Ooh. I take back my "J/K."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 08:02 PM (dK+Kv)

84 >Tell her she's making a big deal out of nothing. It's a surefire winner.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 07:59 PM (dK+Kv)

Or ask her to make you a sammich, that should calm her down.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 13, 2026 08:02 PM (GTqXr)

85 Night 2 of my cross-country move, we stayed at this real dump of an interstate motel in Forrest, AR.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I know exactly where you mean. I hope you ate at The Old Sawmill Cafe while there.

I love those old, kinda run down Mom and Pop places.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 08:03 PM (cYBz/)

86 It is Tolkien's Shire. The orcs are coming to scour the Shire, however.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder

Kinda, sorta related. (60 second video)

https://is.gd/cNEnOd

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 08:03 PM (L/fGl)

87 Australian sayings make no sense. There's a saying, "Flat out like a lizard drinking". It means a combination of fast and hard, generally in the context of working. But, are we supposed to understand that lizards drink quickly or aggressively? I mean, we have lizards here and no one in America has a WOW! That car is lizard drinking fast! But it makes sense on the other side of the world.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2026 08:03 PM (3uBP9)

88 14 One night in Bangkok, ordered flying oysters.....

i'll never be over flying oysters

Posted by: ted stryker at January 13, 2026 08:03 PM (v3pYe)

89 Why do so many people think bears are cute?

They are big, ugly, smelly alpha predator death machines with shit stuck to their butts.

I don't know why we allow them to live when we've got the guns.


If we disposed of them all, we'd be overrun by pic-a-nic baskets.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 13, 2026 08:04 PM (Riz8t)

90 Thanks alot, now I want to break out the two CD set from Chess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2026 08:05 PM (2GVsD)

91 Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bush is he...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Laugh, kookaburra, laugh, kookaburra, gay your life must be.

Ahhhh, we sang that song in Girl Scouts when I was a little hobbit.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 13, 2026 08:05 PM (ftFVW)

92 "Because "One Night in Bangkok" is one of the songs in the musical Chess.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Oh. Ok. Never heard of it. It doesn't matter though, I know gay when I hear it.

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

93 50 Chicken Vindaloo! Now that is something I would like to find near me.

beer vindaloo > chicken vindaloo

Posted by: dave lister at January 13, 2026 08:06 PM (v3pYe)

94 And Mr nec and I are going to do a few two day trips around Western MT before we’re back to being puppy parents. The last 4 weeks have been very stressful.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 13, 2026 08:06 PM (2NHgQ)

95 Never had Vindaloo. How does it compare to masala?
Posted by: Axeman

Spicy and hot; no.. really hot.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2026 08:06 PM (Mt/k/)

96
I know exactly where you mean. I hope you ate at The Old Sawmill Cafe while there.

___________

Her Majesty has stayed at the RV park in Forrest City. And eaten at the Ole Sawmill Café.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2026 08:07 PM (tgvbd)

97 Because "One Night in Bangkok" is one of the songs in the musical Chess"

And how many other pop songs use "Somerset Maugham"?

Posted by: man at January 13, 2026 08:07 PM (XuXeR)

98 Nope, wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: JackStraw

But, wise. Very wise.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2026 08:08 PM (Mt/k/)

99 Saw something saying that the song One Night In Bangkok was originally from a play called Chess.

And at least a chess metaphor runs through the lyrics.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:08 PM (krQz2)

100 I mean, we have lizards here and no one in America has a WOW! That car is lizard drinking fast!
------

Hmm. Have you ever met a Hellbender? We have 'em here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2026 08:08 PM (XeU6L)

101 there is nothing as expensive as a free kitten

Mine got her dinner and has to go back into her cone-of-shame so she won't dig at the stitches

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:08 PM (rbvCR)

102 Lotho Sackville-Baggins,"

Nah. That's Clarkson's other farm....

Posted by: man at January 13, 2026 08:09 PM (XuXeR)

103 Never had Vindaloo. How does it compare to masala?
Posted by: Axeman

Spicy and hot; no.. really hot.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 13, 2026 08:06 PM (Mt/k/)
---
What about the flavor?

I'm not about heat, I'm about flavor.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:10 PM (krQz2)

104 Ooh. I take back my "J/K."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 08:02 PM (dK+Kv)

Easy there, bigshot. I'm proud to say I've never sat through a musical in my life, and I didn't know there was a musical called "Chess."

But I did watch probably every music video ever aired on MTV at some point, and that video was literally dudes playing chess in a room that was another gigantic chessboard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 08:10 PM (BI5O2)

105 I don't know why we allow them to live when we've got the guns.
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*?*

But, but...what other critter would go through my garbage?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2026 08:10 PM (XeU6L)

106 Ohh, I get it. Chess, like with the Bishop, and the Queen. It all makes sense now.

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F)

107 Saw something saying that the song One Night In Bangkok was originally from a play called Chess.

===

Correct!

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2026 08:10 PM (g47mK)

108 The other Bangkok song -

Alex Chilton, Bangkok

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 13, 2026 08:11 PM (/lPRQ)

109 Easy there, bigshot. I'm proud to say I've never sat through a musical in my life, and I didn't know there was a musical called "Chess."

But I did watch probably every music video ever aired on MTV at some point, and that video was literally dudes playing chess in a room that was another gigantic chessboard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 08:10 PM (BI5O2)

Just goofing. I've seen plenty of musicals. I've never noticed the chess stuff in the video.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 08:11 PM (dK+Kv)

110 And how many other pop songs use "Somerset Maugham"?
Posted by: man

Al Stewart, Life Between the Wars.

The tropic sun is sticky and warm
And it bakes the head of Somerset Maugham
Who is writing a scene of life between the wars

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 08:11 PM (L/fGl)

111 Bears are hairy swine with big claws, big appetites and a surly attitude.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 13, 2026 08:12 PM (BSdIE)

112 I remember back before Glenn Beck decided he was prophet him having a show making fun of his DJ days. It was "Murray Head weekend!" and they played that song so many times during the show. It was funny until all of a sudden it was very annoying.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 13, 2026 08:12 PM (ftFVW)

113 He mentions "oysters" in ONIB, which the Thai use as slang for a female sex organ.

Where as our most common slang comes from "purse" (not *cat*).

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:12 PM (krQz2)

114 It looks like O'Keefe's honey pots got another one. One of Vance's secret service agents spilled everything to try get in a chick's britches. Sad. I bet there's going to be a lot more training and HR computer based training for everyone because of this dude.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2026 08:12 PM (3uBP9)

115 Ohh, I get it. Chess, like with the Bishop, and the Queen. It all makes sense now.
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F)


yep, easy as pie.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:13 PM (rbvCR)

116 The Paolo dislikes the banging his cock.

Posted by: The Paolo at January 13, 2026 08:13 PM (krQz2)

117 >>> Yorkshire, England
See it before it's gone

Aww, kind of depressing. Royal Albert Hall will make a great mosque, just remove the seats.

I would be sadly ironic if the Iranian revolution wins, and they get more westernized and their ladies have feee flowing hair again, while England goes full Muslim and all the women have to be veiled.

Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2026 08:13 PM (gWBY1)

118 there is nothing as expensive as a free kitten

**********

My last teh kitteh adopted me so I didnt get much say in the matter

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 13, 2026 08:14 PM (REq0p)

119 It looks like O'Keefe's honey pots got another one. One of Vance's secret service agents spilled everything to try get in a chick's britches. Sad. I bet there's going to be a lot more training and HR computer based training for everyone because of this dude.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2026 08:12 PM (3uBP9)


It is the sort of situation where you kinda hope there are questions about the oranges and the bath towels.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:14 PM (rbvCR)

120 The lyrics also say that you should hope your "queen" is a girl.

So I don't think it's about Thai lady boys, just rampant prostitution Bangkok is known for.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:15 PM (krQz2)

121 They'll finally find out how many assholes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 08:16 PM (vFG9F)

122 Ketanji 'I'm Not a Biologist' Jackson: "For cisGINGER girls, they can play consistent with their gender identity. For transgender girls, they can't."

-
OK, OK, OK. We were wrong about blonde girls being the stupidest.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 08:17 PM (L/fGl)

123 Hopefully O'Keefe used a really hot chicken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 08:18 PM (zZu0s)

124 They'll finally find out how many assholes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 08:16 PM (vFG9F)
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Don't the Brits have a lot of experience with that?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:18 PM (krQz2)

125 @103

>>I'm not about heat, I'm about flavor.

It's akin to a good jerk sauce, it's got the kitchen sink and then some in terms of flavor.

Lamb Vindaloo is da bomb.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2026 08:18 PM (XV/Pl)

126 hairy swine with big claws, big appetites and a surly attitude.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone


I'm right here you know.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 13, 2026 08:19 PM (gKWVE)

127 >>> 114 It looks like O'Keefe's honey pots got another one. One of Vance's secret service agents spilled everything to try get in a chick's britches. Sad. I

Whoops. Vance has apparently refused to denounce Tucker hating on Trump? Any truth to that?

I get being loyal to a friend. But then there's what Tucker is doing. Being so loyal to someone that hates Trump's hits pings my radar that maybe he's secretly not in our side as I thought.
And I say this as someone very pro JD.

Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2026 08:19 PM (gWBY1)

128 Oh. Ok. Never heard of it. It doesn't matter though, I know gay when I hear it.
Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

It always set off my gaydar too.

Posted by: Reforger at January 13, 2026 08:19 PM (v8m2L)

129 Wait, I've sat through some musicals before because of opera. But I've hated every opera I've ever sat through and it was purely for obligation that I ever gritted my teeth through one.

Every opera is better without the singing and playacting. Just put a good orchestra in the pit, and good dancers on the stage. No need for all that fruity lily-gilding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 08:20 PM (BI5O2)

130 Bangkok is the most appropriate named city in the world.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 08:21 PM (KDPiq)

131 There is nothing as expensive as a free kitten.

Our financial guy keeps telling us we won't be able to spend all our money before we die, and I keep telling him we have cats...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 13, 2026 08:21 PM (MZ+PY)

132
Vance has apparently refused to denounce Tucker hating on Trump? Any truth to that?

Posted by: LizLem

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That happened a few weeks ago, at ??? one of those Republican wing-dings. Very disappointing, maybe some sort of "there are no enemies to the right" thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:21 PM (Jxa0O)

133 Lamb Vindaloo is da bomb.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2026 08:18 PM (XV/Pl)
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I'll have to try it. I can handle Indian-level masala.

My waiter gave me an "are you sure" look last time I ordered it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:22 PM (krQz2)

134 And I say this as someone very pro JD.
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2026 08:19 PM (gWBY1)

Let not throw Vance out with the bathwater just yet either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

135
Every opera is better without the singing and playacting. Just put a good orchestra in the pit, and good dancers on the stage. No need for all that fruity lily-gilding.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

=============

So, what you want is ballet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:22 PM (Jxa0O)

136 Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey: "The reason that Minnesota and Minneapolis are being targeted is because you've got a Democratic governor, a Democratic AG, and you've got Democratic mayors!"


And you have $19 billion dollars in fraud!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 08:22 PM (u/kd+)

137 Vance has apparently refused to denounce Tucker hating on Trump? Any truth to that?

Posted by: LizLem
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Quick! We must denounce Vance and everybody who continues to associate with Vance!

The fate of the world depends on how quick we cut ties!

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:23 PM (krQz2)

138 Bangkok is the most appropriate named city in the world.
Posted by: Opinion fact

There is Phuket.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (/lPRQ)

139 Vance has apparently refused to denounce Tucker hating on Trump? Any truth to that?

*******

That apparently came from lefty blue sky social retard shit, plus Trump recently invited Tucker to lunch, hopefully to throw him a blanket party till he comes to his senses again

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (REq0p)

140 I’ve slept through musicals before. I always tried to sit where my girlfriend could not easily see me while she was on stage.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (KDPiq)

141 I get being loyal to a friend. But then there's what Tucker is doing. Being so loyal to someone that hates Trump's hits pings my radar that maybe he's secretly not in our side as I thought.
And I say this as someone very pro JD.
Posted by: LizLem at January 13, 2026 08:19 PM (gWBY1)

I'm retired, and someone on the net hours every day... and I have not seen the videos of Tucker dis'ing Trump... not because they are not there, but because I've not looked.

Now... J. D. Vance is Vice President of a VERY VERY busy administration. I kind of doubt he has been paying attention to the Tucker crash and burn.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (mP0Kj)

142 So, what you want is ballet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

And that's not fruity at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (L/fGl)

143
LizLem, here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/4ta82jdx

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (Jxa0O)

144 Let not throw Vance out with the bathwater just yet either.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)
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For the good of civilization, I have to denounce you.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (krQz2)

145 Speaking of "progressive" there's a strategy I can't remember the term for, when they try to make something happen by sort of speaking the thing into existence. For example, the lefties in my life keep talking about how bad the economy and job market are (even though they are improving). Their attempts to cultivate this belief can discourage productive economic activity and thereby actually diminish the economy and job market, proving their point that OrangeManBad.

It's not exactly "self-fulfilling prophecy" but there's a semi-conscious drive to force reality to bend a certain way to serve political ends, even if it is destructive.

Does anyone know the term for this strategy? I've been wracking my brain.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:25 PM (FMtrg)

146 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2026 08:26 PM (Ia/+0)

147 Bears are hairy swine with big claws, big appetites and a surly attitude.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

My wife insists men are Bears with furniture.

It tracks. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 08:26 PM (cYBz/)

148 For the good of civilization, I have to denounce you.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (krQz2)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 08:26 PM (dK+Kv)

149 Our financial guy keeps telling us we won't be able to spend all our money before we die, and I keep telling him we have cats...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder


That asshoe doesn't know where to shop.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 08:26 PM (u/kd+)

150 125 Another example would be how the left claims the Trump administration wants to kill Americans and they worked themselves into a lather and got an American killed.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:26 PM (FMtrg)

151 I don't get it, and I won't look it up, because I don't want to read about some gross metaphors for sodomy. I'll just stay naive.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 07:47 PM


Don't look up "Cleveland Steamer", either. I did, having seen it referenced here. I blame Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 13, 2026 08:27 PM (0sNs1)

152 Does anyone know the term for this strategy? I've been wracking my brain.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:25 PM (FMtrg)

Wishcasting?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 08:27 PM (dK+Kv)

153 82
'The two of them kept looking at me and whispering in Thai and giggling and giving me sexy time eyes.'

You were almost the guest of honor at a sausage party.
I'm glad you got out before you were their bun.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 13, 2026 08:27 PM (fd80v)

154 Does anyone know the term for this strategy? "

Crazypants leftism

Posted by: fd at January 13, 2026 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

155 So, what you want is ballet.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:22 PM (Jxa0O)

Yes, I love ballet very, very much. But symphonies playing great operatic pieces, especially from the interminable Wagner opera, or Peer Gynt or someduch are awesome, too.

Opera is both too busy and too boring, which is a strange combination.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 08:27 PM (BI5O2)

156 Argh. My comment at 150 is referring to my previous comment 145.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:28 PM (FMtrg)

157 That happened a few weeks ago, at ??? one of those Republican wing-dings. Very disappointing, maybe some sort of "there are no enemies to the right" thing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:21 PM (Jxa0O)


You mean JD (no purity tests) Vance? That one?
Yeah, inconceivable. It is almost as if he is not a flapping rag like Kamala

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:28 PM (rbvCR)

158 I saw the Natalie Wood West Side Story when I was a kid. Cried when Tony's dead arm falls when they're carrying him away from the scene.

Don't judge me!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 08:28 PM (L/fGl)

159 they try to make something happen by sort of speaking the thing into existence.

**********

Law of Attraction

I hated that new age bullshit with the heat of a thousand suns

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at January 13, 2026 08:28 PM (REq0p)

160 Speaking of "progressive" there's a strategy I can't remember the term for, when they try to make something happen by sort of speaking the thing into existence.
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Manifesting

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2026 08:29 PM (vSvIl)

161 Bangkok is the most appropriate named city in the world.
Posted by: Opinion fact

There is Phuket.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM


No love for us?

Posted by: Intercourse and Blue Balls, PA at January 13, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)

162 Speaking of "progressive" there's a strategy I can't remember the term for, when they try to make something happen by sort of speaking the thing into existence. For example, the lefties in my life keep talking about how bad the economy and job market are (even though they are improving). Their attempts to cultivate this belief can discourage productive economic activity and thereby actually diminish the economy and job market, proving their point that OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:25 PM (FMtrg)
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The economy is actually something that can be affected by perception. The economy is all about perception of the calculation of gain.

Which is how we got into the Carter recession. The government had actually taken to a policy of early intervention when it's indicators suggested that there would be a dip in the economy.

But private observers started using the government actions as a sign that an economic dip was coming and furlough employees and cut back on investment.

It definitely became a self-fulfilling cycle. And then artificial actions in the interest market would not let the interest rates come down to compensate.

So we had stagflation.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:30 PM (krQz2)

163 Does anyone know the term for this strategy? I've been wracking my brain.
Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:25 PM (FMtrg)


Probably you are thinking of something like this: it is apparently a Soros specialty

James Lindsay

https://tinyurl.com/bdcsebrc

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:30 PM (rbvCR)

164 Thanks for playing, Comrade Flounder and Fd.
I don't think you have quite hit on it.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:30 PM (FMtrg)

165 Speaking of "progressive" there's a strategy I can't remember the term for, when they try to make something happen by sort of speaking the thing into existence.
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Manifesting

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2026 08:29 PM (vSvIl)
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Ah, witchcraft.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:31 PM (krQz2)

166 they try to make something happen by sort of speaking the thing into existence.

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The hippies levitated the Pentagon during the Vietnam War.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 13, 2026 08:32 PM (L/fGl)

167 158
'Cried when Tony's dead arm falls when they're carrying him away from the scene.

Don't judge me!'

I don't judge you. Women are naturally sensitive.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 13, 2026 08:33 PM (fd80v)

168 Happy Cafe, friends!

Posted by: Piper at January 13, 2026 08:33 PM (/sySz)

169 Thanks for playing, Comrade Flounder and Fd.
I don't think you have quite hit on it.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:30 PM (FMtrg)

Read the 163 link. It's closer to what you are getting at.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 13, 2026 08:34 PM (dK+Kv)

170 Manifesting
Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2026 08:29 PM (vSvIl)


I think that is it. "Instantiating" was stuck in my head but I knew that wasn't right.

Thanks, Methos!

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:34 PM (FMtrg)

171 pre-selling the deal
projecting
seeding the zeitgeist
battlespace prep
extended psy-op
setting up the marks

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:34 PM (rbvCR)

172 "Bangkok is the most appropriate named city in the world."

Morehead City?

Posted by: pawn at January 13, 2026 08:35 PM (rbIOb)

173 Everything I know about "vindaloo" I learned from watching Red Dwarf.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2026 08:36 PM (ESVrU)

174
I think I know why I hate opera and love ballet, now that i think about it. Ballets are often narrative, but don't have lyrics. The ballet dancers are pure athletes. In combination with professional musicians of high caliber, in a beautiful setting, it's purely sensuous. Just sight and sound in motion together. The lyrics fuck everything up. They're activating the part of my brain I'm trying to turn off for just a little while.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 08:36 PM (BI5O2)

175
There is Phuket.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January

But that is pronounced poo-ket.

Posted by: Piper at January 13, 2026 08:37 PM (/sySz)

176 For the good of civilization, I have to denounce you.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:24 PM (krQz2)

I understand.

*braces himself*

Do it. Call me a cucker fan. Call me an antisemite. Its for the good of everyone!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)

177 "Bangkok is the most appropriate named city in the world."

Ummmm. . . . .
Big Beaver PA
Buttzville NJ
Erect NC
Horneytown NC
Lickdale PA
Pleasure Point CA
Spread Eagle WI
Three Way AZ

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2026 08:38 PM (cYBz/)

178 There is Phuket.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January

But that is pronounced poo-ket.
Posted by: Piper at January 13, 2026 08:37 PM (/sySz)
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Sure. And it has a girlfriend in Canada.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:39 PM (krQz2)

179 "Bangkok is the most appropriate named city in the world."

Ummmm. . . . .
Big Beaver PA
Buttzville NJ
Erect NC
Horneytown NC
Lickdale PA
Pleasure Point CA
Spread Eagle WI
Three Way AZ
Posted by: Tonypete



Intercourse PA

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 08:39 PM (u/kd+)

180 "Bangkok is the most appropriate named city in the world."

Morehead City?
Posted by: pawn at January 13, 2026 08:35 PM (rbIOb)
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You get more for your $20?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:40 PM (krQz2)

181 Kindltot, the "Soros Model" (reflexivity) definitely makes use of people's tendency to try to manifest certain realities.

Thanks, all! That nagging mental question is answered.

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:40 PM (FMtrg)

182 One of the very few things I miss about single life is attending a ballet alone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 13, 2026 08:41 PM (BI5O2)

183 Don't look up "Cleveland Steamer", either. I did, having seen it referenced here. I blame Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

"Cleveland Steamer"
Almost nasty as "Cincinnati Chili".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 13, 2026 08:43 PM (/lPRQ)

184 Phookit sounds like it should be a suburb of Glasgow.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 13, 2026 08:43 PM (gKWVE)

185 Least appropriate names? Superior, Wisconsin. Should be Inferior.
Grand Island, Nebraska - Not Grand. Not an Island.

Posted by: Wally at January 13, 2026 08:43 PM (0e5Te)

186 Ballet is a great place to pick up chicks. And spin them around over your head.

Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at January 13, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

187 Appropriate is the key word.

I don’t think Intercourse , PA is famous for screwing.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 13, 2026 08:44 PM (KDPiq)

188 seeding the zeitgeist

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:34 PM (rbvCR)


That one was not what was buried in my brain but it's a good descriptor as well.

Horde-sourcing is the best!

Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2026 08:44 PM (FMtrg)

189 Soros doesn't want Marxism. So he's about as "right wing" as fascists.

He wants the destabilization of Marxists so that the old forms of the past are softened up for reshaping.

He wants to create a society that does not follow a historical narrative, but shapes itself.

He's almost as delusional as Marx, though.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:44 PM (krQz2)

190 The Scouring of the Shire was the clean-up after Sauron was defeated (skipped in the movies). The Shire had to be restored too.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 13, 2026 08:45 PM (bIzDl)

191 Closeby to Intercourse are Bird in Hand and Blue Ball. They do have some funny souvenirs and great farmers markets.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 13, 2026 08:46 PM (h/O4U)

192 Intercourse PA
---
"Oh! intercourse the penguin!!" -- Monty Python "Pepperpot"

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:46 PM (krQz2)

193 I once dived into the Firehole River. Cracked my head on the bedrock.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 13, 2026 08:46 PM (BSdIE)

194
Well, we're not shy about badmouthing Cucker Qatarlson, why should our leaders pussy-foot around him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:46 PM (Jxa0O)

195 Intercourse PA

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 08:39 PM (u/kd+)
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Spoken like a New Yorker, with a modicum of class.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:47 PM (krQz2)

196
Least appropriate names? Superior, Wisconsin. Should be Inferior.
Grand Island, Nebraska - Not Grand. Not an Island.
Posted by: Wally

=============

Los Angeles, California. Should be Los Diablos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:47 PM (Jxa0O)

197 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:46 PM (Jxa0O)

Did you see the interview with VDH where some of Tuckers recent statements were read off to him and he seemed genuinely at a loss?

Mental status change territory. I am not sure what the hell is going on, but when I have seen something this dramatic in real life it was bipolar disorder combined eith new drug use.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

198 One of my old lady cats likes to go out the back door, and then scratch on the front door. She doesn't want to come in most of the time, she is just doorbell ditching me.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:50 PM (rbvCR)

199 Intercourse PA

Amish. Lots of Amish. Only missionary position, and only when they're expecting it.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 13, 2026 08:51 PM (MZ+PY)

200
Mental status change territory. I am not sure what the hell is going on, but when I have seen something this dramatic in real life it was bipolar disorder combined eith new drug use.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

=============

When I saw it, it was the early stage of delusional disorder, which is a form of psychosis.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:51 PM (Jxa0O)

201
Fucking, Austria

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 08:52 PM (y9nCu)

202 Well, we're not shy about badmouthing Cucker Qatarlson, why should our leaders pussy-foot around him?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:46 PM (Jxa0O)
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Hey, that's other people's thing. That ain't my thing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 08:52 PM (krQz2)

203 I looked up the musical Chess, and it says here that it's "a political musical thriller with music by Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus (of ABBA) and lyrics by Tim Rice, set during the Cold War, that uses a World Chess Championship to explore a love triangle between an American grandmaster, a Soviet grandmaster, and a Hungarian-American woman caught between them....features iconic songs like "One Night in Bangkok".

Hmmm. Sounds suspiciously like a musical written by my cousin, Boone Hunnicutt, called Checkers, which was about two tractor-pull rivals and a female arena announcer. It was held over for a second week at the Stanly County Agri-Civic center, and featured that local hit song, "One Night in Lizard Lick".

Posted by: Paco at January 13, 2026 08:53 PM (2L+MU)

204 186 Ballet is a great place to pick up chicks. And spin them around over your head.
Posted by: Mikhail Baryshnikov at January

I saw Baryshnikov live, oh my stars. I hadn’t even been en pointe yet and I knew I was seeing something incredible. It was mesmerizing, emotional even.

Posted by: Piper at January 13, 2026 08:57 PM (/sySz)

205 Well, we're not shy about badmouthing Cucker Qatarlson, why should our leaders pussy-foot around him?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 08:46 PM (Jxa0O)


Most of the people bad mouthing him only see clips, and clips chosen for them by other people. And no one asks why they got those clips, instead the decide to go into that "seeded zeitgeist"

no one considers that a confusing narrative has been arranged for getting a lot of people to believe something highly actionable that is mostly untrue, and then it has to be sparked, so everyone starts saying the same things.

It is better to be angry about what you understand and have seen, not what has been shown you by people who may have goals far different than what they are claiming.
"Hate Tucker" could very well be a pretext for "control Vance" or even "Make sure John Huntsman is the candidate so we don't have to worry about Vance doing what he says he will do"

Personally I would take listening to Tucker yammer on if the chance was Vance as Pres for 8 more years.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:58 PM (rbvCR)

206 Al Stewart had "General Guderian" in his lyrics for Roads to Moscow, which is one of the finest songs ever written.

Posted by: Time Passages at January 13, 2026 08:58 PM (oftw2)

207 Fucking, Austria
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 08:52 PM (y9nCu)
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Didn't they change their name because people kept stealing their sign?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 13, 2026 08:58 PM (ESVrU)

208 Personally I would take listening to Tucker yammer on if the chance was Vance as Pres for 8 more years.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 08:58 PM (rbvCR)

Ill agree on this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 09:01 PM (zZu0s)

209 I hope the Department of the Interior has a budget for all the "I-69" signs they'll have to replace up and town Texas

Posted by: gKWVE at January 13, 2026 09:02 PM (gKWVE)

210 I grew up around a lot of fairly incompetent manipulators. It took me a while to figure out why the world never fit afterwards what was claimed to have been done, or what I was told had been needed, but it finally clicked that most of what I was being told was BS to manipulate me into doing things someone else found useful, or covered up a lie someone else told.
It started pissing me off about the time the anti smoking drives started and COVID made me nearly incoherent with rage, daily, because of the lies and emotional manipulation. It makes me unfit for general conversation I am afraid

Anyhow, this ends the Kindltot Group Therapy. Thank you for attending. Please schedule next month's session with the receptionist up front, when you pay.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 09:02 PM (rbvCR)

211 Fucking, Austria
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 13, 2026 08:52 PM (y9nCu)
---
You know who else had that opinion?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 09:03 PM (krQz2)

212 I listened to Ian Carroll on a recent podcast of Tucker.

I actually feel pretty informed on what happened in the Las Vegas shooting.

I have no idea on whether I need to denounce Carroll for other positions he holds.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 09:05 PM (krQz2)

213 Wait til you have to get through Goddam, Kansas

Posted by: anyone driving east of Denver at January 13, 2026 09:05 PM (gKWVE)

214 Ummmm. . . . .
Big Beaver PA
Buttzville NJ
Erect NC
Horneytown NC
Lickdale PA
Pleasure Point CA
Spread Eagle WI
Three Way AZ
Posted by: Tonypete



Intercourse PA
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 08:39 PM (u/kd+)

Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn, halfway between Nenana and Fairbanks.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2026 09:06 PM (6Bc88)

215 You know who else had that opinion?
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2026 09:03 PM (krQz2)


The Kingdom of Hungary. How else would Austria be K.u.K.'d?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2026 09:06 PM (rbvCR)

216 I looked up the musical Chess, and it says here that it's "a political musical thriller with music by Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus (of ABBA) and lyrics by Tim Rice, set during the Cold War, that uses a World Chess Championship to explore a love triangle between an American grandmaster, a Soviet grandmaster, and a Hungarian-American woman caught between them....features iconic songs like "One Night in Bangkok".
Posted by: Paco


This is why the folks saying "One Night In Bangkok" is about chess, and the ones saying it's about freaky sex, are both correct.

It's literally a monologue from the guy who's there for the chess tournament, explaining to the degenerates that he is there for the chess, and not the freaky sex.

I don't see you guys rating the kind of 'mate' I'm contemplating.

I'd let you watch, I would invite you, but the queens we use would not excite you.

So, you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage parlors.....

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 09:08 PM (nhCoE)

217 When I get enough money to buy my own town, I'm going to get rich off of the signs when I name it "Titsville."

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 13, 2026 09:08 PM (BSdIE)

218 When I get enough money to buy my own town, I'm going to get rich off of the signs when I name it "Titsville."
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

"I'd like two Pickets to Titsburgh please!"

Posted by: Just the punchline at January 13, 2026 09:09 PM (cYBz/)

219 Morehead City?
Posted by: pawn


MN missed when they called theirs "Moorhead."

Because you can drive north from there to Climax.

And then west across the border to Cummings (ND).

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 09:10 PM (nhCoE)

220 I miss Rush.

RIP.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2026 09:12 PM (4piHn)

221 But we’d love for your insight rught now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2026 09:12 PM (4piHn)

222 Chicken, AK, because they couldn't spell Ptarmigan.

See also Eek, AK.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2026 09:13 PM (6Bc88)

223 MN missed when they called theirs "Moorhead."
Because you can drive north from there to Climax.
And then west across the border to Cummings (ND).
Posted by: mikeski


There's another little MN town near there called Fertile, leading to the apocryphal newspaper headline, "Fertile Woman Killed in Climax."

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 09:15 PM (nhCoE)

224 I saw Baryshnikov live, oh my stars. I hadn’t even been en pointe yet and I knew I was seeing something incredible. It was mesmerizing, emotional even.
Posted by: Piper

I always felt that way when watching Dick The Bulldog Brower wrestle.

Posted by: The One Man Riot Squad at January 13, 2026 09:18 PM (oftw2)

225 Goldurn bear's got a couple real good looking girlfriends.
So he's got that going for him anyway.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 13, 2026 09:18 PM (zdLoL)

226 I saw Baryshnikov live, oh my stars. I hadn’t even been en pointe yet and I knew I was seeing something incredible. It was mesmerizing, emotional even.
Posted by: Piper

Kind of felt the same way when I saw Pavarotti in recital.

Posted by: Tuna at January 13, 2026 09:19 PM (lJ0H4)

227 This was posted by Richard Grenell on X

I help sneak gays and lesbians out of Iran.

And for the first time EVER, someone has said “I want to wait just a bit”.

There is real hope coming from the inside.

I don’t think you can stop this now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 13, 2026 09:20 PM (+mUZM)

228 Least appropriate names? Superior, Wisconsin. Should be Inferior.
Grand Island, Nebraska - Not Grand. Not an Island.
Posted by: Wally

Los Angeles, California. Should be Los Diablos.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Saint Paul, MN.

If he knew what was going on there, they'd be getting a Letter.

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 09:20 PM (nhCoE)

229 I saw Baryshnikov dance in the Nutcracker for the Dallas Balley in the early
80s.

Didn’t know how special it was.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2026 09:21 PM (paWUw)

230 One of the best town names is Show Low in Arizona.

The origin of the name is just as good as you'd imagine.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2026 09:22 PM (7DKa5)

231 Just announced...........

12' Fly Guy Inflatable Tube Man to assume Office of Governor in the State of Minnesota based upon the fact the Inflatable Man is more competent than the current Governor Timmy "Butthead" Walz...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at January 13, 2026 09:24 PM (J9q9v)

232 220 I miss Rush.

RIP.
Posted by: nurse ratched

###
Many of us do.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 13, 2026 09:24 PM (2Ez/1)

233 Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst

Fox News legal analyst Gregg Jarrett said Monday that the spouse of Renee Good may have committed a crime in connection with a Jan. 7 encounter between Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and Good in Minneapolis that resulted in Good’s death.

https://tinyurl.com/2eabz4fh

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 09:25 PM (u/kd+)

234 I have never seen a ballet live. Am I a complete philistine?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2026 09:26 PM (/+1dw)

235 I saw Hal Holbrook in his solo Broadway show as Mark Twain. He smoked cigars through the whole thing. When the lights went down for the second act, you knew he was coming back because of the puff of smoke from behind the curtain on the side of the stage.

Wonder if you could even do that now.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2026 09:26 PM (7DKa5)

236 I have been to all these places, and they do not live up to the names !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Big Beaver PA
Buttzville NJ
Erect NC
Horneytown NC
Lickdale PA
Pleasure Point CA
Spread Eagle WI
Three Way AZ
Intercourse PA
Skinny Dick's Halfway Inn, halfway between Nenana and Fairbanks.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 13, 2026 09:27 PM (J9q9v)

237 Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst
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That would be petty as hell. Let her alone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2026 09:28 PM (/+1dw)

238 "Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst"


Now do the Southside Family Charter School.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 13, 2026 09:29 PM (2Ez/1)

239 Tucker plays the role of Putzi Hanfstaengel at Berchtesgaden, the half German half American half mascot half pet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 13, 2026 09:30 PM (RIvkX)

240 Least appropriate names?
Posted by: Wally

Los Angeles, California. Should be Los Diablos.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Saint Paul, MN.
If he knew what was going on there, they'd be getting a Letter.
Posted by: mikeski


There's also the geographically-inappropriate suburb West Saint Paul, which is due south of Saint Paul. But it is west of South Saint Paul.

North Saint Paul isn't much better, being northeast of Saint Paul, but not adjacent to it. Part of Maplewood sits between them.

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 09:32 PM (nhCoE)

241 I saw Agnes Moorhead keep over 4,000 college kids enthralled for almost two hours doing an interpretive reading. Absolutely fantastic.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2026 09:32 PM (2WIwB)

242 So apparently Elon f’ed the sense out of that Ashley gal.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2026 09:33 PM (4y9Oc)

243 Watching a live show from Brooklyn Bowl. In Celebration of Bob Weir. Youtube

Posted by: Bushwick's Dead And Friends at January 13, 2026 09:34 PM (oftw2)

244 Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst

Fox News legal analyst Gregg Jarrett said Monday that the spouse of Renee Good may have committed a crime in connection with a Jan. 7 encounter between Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents and Good in Minneapolis that resulted in Good’s death.

https://tinyurl.com/2eabz4fh
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 09:25 PM (u/kd+)
====

She is culpable at least of involuntary manslaughter

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 13, 2026 09:34 PM (RIvkX)

245 In the last year of his life Charles nelson Reilly did an one-man show. Saw it on Youtube and was very good. He had some surprising friends, Burt Reynolds, Julie Harris.

Posted by: The Life Of Reilly at January 13, 2026 09:36 PM (oftw2)

246 Seattle is perfectly named. It's named for a native tribal chief that would lead raids on other tribes for women and slaves. Probably why they put the U of Washington there. One look at the cheerleaders and raiders would go home.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2026 09:38 PM (2WIwB)

247 Amish. Lots of Amish. Only missionary position, and only when they're expecting it.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
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We all rag on the goat-schtuppers for being inbred, but the Amish are having their own genetic problems. Unlike the deliberate cousin marriage shit practiced in the Muslim cultures for economic reasons, the Plain folks (Mennonites, etc) recognize the peril, but are in this position because of community size. They try to arrange marriages from other, physically distant Amish communities, but, even so, they have a very large number of recessive diseases.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 13, 2026 09:42 PM (lbb+E)

248 LOL. Carol Burnett Show.

Carol's character - Pepper Grinder. That would be a good stripper name.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 09:43 PM (u/kd+)

249 Seattle is perfectly named. It's named for a native tribal chief that would lead raids on other tribes for women and slaves. Probably why they put the U of Washington there. One look at the cheerleaders and raiders would go home.
Posted by: Diogenes


Husky chicks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2026 09:44 PM (NGvkg)

250
I saw Baryshnikov dance in the Nutcracker for the Dallas Balley in the early
80s.

Didn’t know how special it was.
Posted by: nurse ratched

===========

Wow. Do you remember who danced Clara? Gelsey Kirkland perchance?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 09:44 PM (Jxa0O)

251 > Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst
-------
Eh... prosecute the others who where there too, including her. And shoot the dog. Since I'm feeling belligerent, put the kids in a home too. Repo all the vehicles. Climb so far up everyone's ass they choke. And anyone who bitches about it gets a week in jail. Just because.

That's my light touch.

What they'd do is 100x worse. I'd like a head start.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2026 09:45 PM (NwnyJ)

252 Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst
--------------
That would be petty as hell. Let her alone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


That's not petty. "Drive baby, drive!"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 09:45 PM (u/kd+)

253
I looked up the musical Chess, and it says here that it's "a political musical thriller with music by Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus (of ABBA) and lyrics by Tim Rice, set during the Cold War, that uses a World Chess Championship to explore a love triangle between an American grandmaster, a Soviet grandmaster, and a Hungarian-American woman caught between them....features iconic songs like "One Night in Bangkok".

==============

I heard a bunch of that music by the original Broadway stars. Yikes, there were some horrid singers. I mean by any objective measure, they were awful. It surprised me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2026 09:47 PM (Jxa0O)

254 Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst
--------------
That would be petty as hell. Let her alone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
----
Disagree. It wouldn't be petty, unless you consider a couple of years in jail petty.
Why do you think the left pulls all this harassment shit on anyone they oppose? Because they get away with it.
There's this French phrase: "pour encourager les autres".

Posted by: buddhaha at January 13, 2026 09:50 PM (lbb+E)

255 That's not petty. "Drive baby, drive!"
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 09:45 PM (u/kd+)

Drive baby drive!

Then

Why did you have real bullets?!

This is Darwin I action but it is so fucked up. Rubber bullets, just would nkt draw down on a white woman? I dunno.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 09:52 PM (zZu0s)

256 254 Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst
--------------
That would be petty as hell. Let her alone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
----
Disagree. It wouldn't be petty, unless you consider a couple of years in jail petty.
Why do you think the left pulls all this harassment shit on anyone they oppose? Because they get away with it.
There's this French phrase: "pour encourager les autres".
Posted by: buddhaha at January 13, 2026 09:50 PM (lbb+E)

She could probably be charged for obstruction, accessory to obstruction, accessory to fleeing and eluding, accessory to attempted vehicular homicide, and probably a couple more things I haven't thought of. Stack the charges sky high then offer a plea to get her to flip on the larger criminal conspiracy in which she's involved. Start rolling these fuckers up.

Posted by: They aren't protestors they're a criminal enterprise at January 13, 2026 09:54 PM (TbWk/)

257 252 Renee Good’s Spouse Could Be Prosecuted: Legal Analyst
----

The woman intended to commit a crime(s) and by her actions contributed to a death. The death will likely be ruled justifiable homicide, so her actions can be seen as negligent homicide or up to felony murder.

Posted by: clarence at January 13, 2026 09:56 PM (XlNvn)

258 One of the best town names is Show Low in Arizona.
The origin of the name is just as good as you'd imagine.
Posted by: Splunge
----
When we have visitors, I always drive there and show them the bronze statuary commemorating the event. It's right on the main drag, which is also.named in commemoration.

Posted by: buddhaha at January 13, 2026 09:56 PM (lbb+E)

259 And supposedly she said 'it's my fault.'

Hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 13, 2026 09:57 PM (zZu0s)

260 Any moment now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - because at January 13, 2026 09:58 PM (HJunf)

261
Prosecuting Renee Good's nasty 'wife' would save other idiots from jail time and death, and protect federal agents from attack.

This is the purpose of making examples.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 13, 2026 10:00 PM (VWtfl)

262 Push the button, Max!

Posted by: clarence at January 13, 2026 10:02 PM (XlNvn)

263 Barbecue Pringles are the devils catnip.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2026 10:02 PM (XV/Pl)

264 217 When I get enough money to buy my own town, I'm going to get rich off of the signs when I name it "Titsville."
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 13, 2026 09:08 PM (BSdIE)

Titusville, PA. Just buy a vowel.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 13, 2026 10:05 PM (MZ+PY)

265 Petty? Someone died because of that stupid bitch's actions and instigation.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 13, 2026 10:06 PM (XMwZJ)

266 So there's a musical called Chess (that I've never heard of), and it's about gay sex? Makes sense...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 13, 2026 10:08 PM (XMwZJ)

267 Then

Why did you have real bullets?!

This is Darwin I action but it is so fucked up. Rubber bullets, just would nkt draw down on a white woman? I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


These idiots are LARP'ing. They think this is a game. No, sugartits. This is the big leagues where people play for keeps.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2026 10:11 PM (u/kd+)

268 265 Petty? Someone died because of that stupid bitch's actions and instigation.

--------

True but to be fair, look who it was.

Subaru may have lost a sale or two, but the rest of society is better off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2026 10:11 PM (+HNx/)

269 So there's a musical called Chess (that I've never heard of), and it's about gay sex?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


Yes, but no more so than any other musical.

Posted by: mikeski at January 13, 2026 10:12 PM (nhCoE)

270 Ain' nobody got time fer dis

Posted by: mindful webworker - because at January 13, 2026 10:12 PM (HJunf)

271 But its not Monday is it?

Posted by: San Franpsycho - Pahlavi Will Return at January 13, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

272 ONT

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 13, 2026 10:16 PM (n4Qav)

273 >>>This is the purpose of making examples.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin

>Yes, this is because 'actors' should be using real hardware instead of 'props' with live rounds in a play acting set without clearing the 'prop' of all potential hazards. Nice job, fuckface.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 13, 2026 10:16 PM (BSdIE)

274
Renee Good's nasty tough guy 'wife' is reportedly a child abuser who has previously burned Good's son with a cigarette. I hope the child is separated from her immediately, to prevent psychotic child abuse with the themes "it should have been you" and "a man killed her."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2026 10:17 PM (azNOR)

275 Went out for supper
Just got back
Are we done with Iran?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 13, 2026 10:21 PM (48JDT)

276 @268 Yep.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 13, 2026 10:24 PM (XMwZJ)

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