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New Nick Shirley Video Said to Expose Fraud "Ten Times Worse" Than Prior Videos
Pro-Terrorism, Pro-Antifa AG Announces Lawsuit to Stop the "INVASION" of Minnesota by the Federal Government

A New Nick Shirley Video Shows Grift That Is 'Ten Times Worse' and Will Cause 'World War III'

U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent was told over the weekend that a new Nick Shirley video being released soon - maybe even as early as Monday -- is "ten times worse" than the "Quality Learing Center" daycare scam.

In Shirley's previous video, he and his source, David Hoch, who has been investigating this billion-dollar-plus scam for years, discovered multiple daycare centers in one building without children in them for years.

And this is where Hoch says is the heart of the ongoing continuing criminal enterprise.

Hoch says the new video will show that most of these companies are Somali-owned, and his and Shirley's visit to these companies found zero companies.

I think that sentence was glitched.


"What I believe is the core of all this is this non-emergency medical transportation. A search showed that Minnesota recognizes 1,020 NEMT [Non-Emergency Medical Transport] companies. Almost 900 of them are Somali-owned," he told Bessent. Hoch went on, "In the second video, Nick Shirley and I went to 16 of them -- I've actually been to about 70 of them." At this point, he held up his papers and leaned forward to Bessent to emphasize, "THEY DON'T EXIST."


They visited the NEMT companies to find the addresses went to places with "no vehicles." Fronts included, "an apartment building. One of them is a liquor store. Another one is a wire transfer. Another one is totally unrelated -- it's a grocery store. There are no vehicles." He said, "The vast majority of these companies exist on paper only. They are not real."

He said that the average NEMT company in the United States has about "20 vehicles and each vehicle generates about $70,000 a year." He said that if you run those numbers, "800 companies, 20 vehicles, $70,000 a year? It's an enormous sum of money that's going out."

Preview of the video at the link.

Minnesota is launching a lawsuit to stop the "invasion" of Minnesota by... the government of the United States of America.

Insurrection.

Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 dog

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at January 12, 2026 06:41 PM (+YrDU)

2 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

3 So close

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

4 whoa

Posted by: TALACHULITNA at January 12, 2026 06:41 PM (+YrDU)

5 test !

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 06:42 PM (g47mK)

6 A lawsuit against the federal government for sending federal officers to enforce federal law? Good luck.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (u73oe)

7 No Feds allowed , No Fed money.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (KDPiq)

8 I suspect your link formatting may be a bit off.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (ExV1e)

9 So much links in that text. Has me seeing red.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

10
Things were blood red in Minnesota those days, my friends!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (XeTAE)

11 Minnesota announces it has become
E a satellite annex of Somalia

Posted by: Gonzotx at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (nGraA)

12 Good evening, Ace!

*tips hat* 'evening, 'rons & ettes

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (t/66j)

13 This lawsuit by minnesota against the federal "invasion" reeks of a desperation move to me.


They are trying to get the fraud pushed out of the news cycle.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (0N4FZ)

14 Red letter day

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 12, 2026 06:43 PM (xcxpd)

15 Words of Jesus

Posted by: It's a loose attribution at January 12, 2026 06:44 PM (TbWk/)

16 Minnesota leaders make announcement on DHS' future in the state

Jefferson Davis picks up a bowl of popcorn, starts munching, and smiles a sad smile.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

17 My God. Its full of link.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

18 So, what are you gonna do about, it, whitey? Just sit there?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 12, 2026 06:44 PM (xcxpd)

19 I'm sure Somali's aren't the only scamming "newcomer".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 06:44 PM (Vh9CX)

20 Ya know, it might not be time to hand the midterms to Democrats just yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)

21
Is that Temu Obama Junior, Keith Ellison, behind that microphone? Did they break out the kiddie step stool so he could use it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (XeTAE)

22 Today in Minnesomalia, feds confiscated $700 million in cash that Somali mules were trying to repatriate to Somalia. I think maybe 60% of our Fed and state budgets are flatly fraud.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (cxFcK)

23 Willowed:
I'd present my list of posters I'm disappointed in, but my name's on the top.
Posted by: Auspex at January 12, 2026 06:40 PM (Y8DZL)

Lol. Same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)

24 17 My God. Its full of link.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:44 PM (zZu0s)

Like Princess Zelda

Posted by: Heyooo at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (TbWk/)

25 En fuego rojo!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (0sNs1)

26 States can't forbid access to federal agents. Supremacy.
Wars have been fought over such.

And hopefully will be again...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (xcxpd)

27 I'm sure Somali's aren't the only scamming "newcomer".
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 06:44 PM (Vh9CX)


And I'm sure that it ain't only newcomers scamming.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (ExV1e)

28 So, what are you gonna do about, it, whitey? Just sit there?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 12, 2026 06:44 PM (xcxpd)

You gonna do something or just sit there and bleed?

Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

29 >> 800 companies, 20 vehicles, $70,000 a year? It's an enormous sum of money that's going out."

= $1.12 billion

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 12, 2026 06:46 PM (WkpGI)

30 Ya know, it might not be time to hand the midterms to Democrats just yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (viF8m)
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You could be on to something.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:46 PM (ZOv7s)

31 Like Princess Zelda
Posted by: Heyooo at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (TbWk/)

Lol.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:46 PM (zZu0s)

32 Today in Minnesomalia, feds confiscated $700 million in cash that Somali mules were trying to repatriate to Somalia. I think maybe 60% of our Fed and state budgets are flatly fraud.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (cxFcK)


Is this true? Or snark?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 06:46 PM (ExV1e)

33 I hope Nick Shirley has a safe place to go to and some bodyguards or something. I worry about that young man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2026 06:46 PM (ix8EF)

34 red commie bastards ruin everything

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 12, 2026 06:47 PM (HXT0k)

35 Does Walz go away quietly or take Ellison and some others with him? Somehow I don't see him not ratting people out.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2026 06:47 PM (sDNVV)

36 And so it begins...

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at January 12, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

37 I will gladly contribute my Iggy and The Stooges albums to provide sonic air cover when we yoink those shitbirds out of MN.

Recommend Raw Power and Death Trip on repeat.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 12, 2026 06:47 PM (wBaIH)

38
And I'm sure that it ain't only newcomers scamming.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (ExV1e)

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True but taken porportiomally...

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 12, 2026 06:47 PM (Vh9CX)

39 >>I hope Nick Shirley has a safe place to go to and some bodyguards or something. I worry about that young man.


Saw some video of him being mobbed up by ANTIFA types this AM.

He needs much better security.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 06:48 PM (ZcsJV)

40 Is this true? Or snark?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Just read two different posts on X about it. Who knows. I can't keep up.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 06:48 PM (cxFcK)

41 One giant link?

Posted by: GWB at January 12, 2026 06:48 PM (b3PBu)

42 Ellison showing he just a little shit again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 06:48 PM (k9/y/)

43 32 Today in Minnesomalia, feds confiscated $700 million in cash that Somali mules were trying to repatriate to Somalia. I think maybe 60% of our Fed and state budgets are flatly fraud.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 06:45 PM (cxFcK)

Is this true? Or snark?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 12, 2026 06:46 PM (ExV1e

Be pretty awesome if true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:48 PM (zZu0s)

44 Medicare is where the big money is.

Also insurance fraud -- fires, accidents, disability,.... but that is hard to ID because it is distributed.

This is just the most obvious.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 12, 2026 06:48 PM (WkpGI)

45 800 companies, 20 vehicles, $70k per year each?

You could buy one and a half, almost two sticks of RAM for that much money!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (BLOW1)

46 >>Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 12, 2026 06:47 PM (wBaIH)


I never could get into the Stooges. For all I tried, they never appealed to me.

I stick with the Bad Brains.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (ZcsJV)

47 Nicole Richie's teenage daughter Harlow Madden has turned 18t, and is celebrating with a new look and name.

The natural brunette has dyed her hair a shade of jet black, and is now going by her middle name, Kate.

Say hello to Kate Madden!

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (0sNs1)

48 I liked this clip of Nick talking to Greenlanders

https://tinyurl.com/m2x4zsa7

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (+mUZM)

49 Somalian government funded daycare
Mexican government funded taco trucks?

Posted by: wth at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (UjdFS)

50 I hope Nick Shirley has a safe place to go to and some bodyguards or something. I worry about that young man.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

He has a security team but watching his videos, I think he likes to push the boundaries. I definitely think he has a big target on his back. Keep him in your prayers.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (vzcgi)

51 And kind of provides a cause and effect with what ace is relaying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

52 One giant link?
Posted by: GWB at January 12, 2026 06:48 PM (b3PBu)
---
It's the Big Beautiful Link, the classiest, best link every. Really a nice link. Everyone says so.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

53 Red - the blood of angry men!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (g47mK)

54 Remember that time some journalism students with a camera and a microphone approached a drunk congresscritter on the sidewalk to ask questions and the congresscritter got all pissy and kept asking, "WHO are YOU?? WHO are YOU?? WHO are YOU??"

That was awesome.

Posted by: Zombie Chris Farley at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (Q+gd/)

55 800 companies, 20 vehicles, $70k per year each?

You could buy one and a half, almost two sticks of RAM for that much money!
Posted by: Pixy Misa
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Snort!🤣😂

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2026 06:50 PM (VCgbV)

56 >>I can't keep up.


Rest.

Rehydrate.

Moisturize.

It's been an entire year...it was bound to go down at some point.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 06:50 PM (ZcsJV)

57 Everybody in Minnesota is brain-damaged from the mosquito induced encephalitis.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 12, 2026 06:50 PM (BSdIE)

58 Australia has a similar set of healthcare fraud scandals quietly simmering away. But our federal government is as corrupt as most of our state governments, so nothing is going to happen until they're kicked out.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 12, 2026 06:50 PM (BLOW1)

59 The natural brunette has dyed her hair a shade of jet black, and is now going by her middle name, Kate.

Say hello to Kate Madden!
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (0sNs1)

You know what I am going to ask... Hendrinks, Upton or Sweeney?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

60 These retards have no idea what they are bringing on themselves.

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 06:51 PM (YwEeS)

61 Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (vzcgi)

I will. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 12, 2026 06:51 PM (ix8EF)

62 My youngest has a really good job and just found out he has to file quarterly estimates. He's pissed and another Republican is born. How will he feel when he reads about this ridiculous level of fraud everywhere?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 06:51 PM (cxFcK)

63 When you need help keeping up, and it happens to all of us, The Bob Dole can help!

Posted by: zombie The Bob Dole at January 12, 2026 06:51 PM (0sNs1)

64 800 companies, 20 vehicles, $70k per year each?

You could buy one and a half, almost two sticks of RAM for that much money!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM


Top of the morning to you!

Posted by: toby928(c) Person of Plaint at January 12, 2026 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

65 Daytime Pixy sighting! For us at least.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:52 PM (zZu0s)

66 My God. Its full of link.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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We've been redlined! Someone call the ACLU!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2026 06:52 PM (XeU6L)

67 One giant link?"

One link only, Vasily...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 06:53 PM (XuXeR)

68 Australia has a similar set of healthcare fraud scandals quietly simmering away. But our federal government is as corrupt as most of our state governments, so nothing is going to happen until they're kicked out.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 12, 2026 06:50 PM (BLOW1)

Soon I hope!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 06:53 PM (g47mK)

69 Australia has a similar set of healthcare fraud scandals quietly simmering away. But our federal government is as corrupt as most of our state governments, so nothing is going to happen until they're kicked out.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 12, 2026 06:50 PM


Do y'all have a That Guy who says "G'day, mate! Nothing's going to happen."?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)

70 I just read a Reuters on the lawsuit.

Yes, a clown judge will grant an injunction within the next 48 hours.

No, it will not stand on appeal.

But, that's not the point. The point is to give their terrorists another lie to justify attacking and impeding federal law officers.

You watch, they'll be screaming that enforcement of the law is illegal even louder now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 12, 2026 06:53 PM (HXT0k)

71 These retards have no idea what they are bringing on themselves.
Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 06:51 PM (YwEeS)
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The problem they have is that the base is now so radicalized that anyone who isn't an insurrectionist will be primaried.

So they have to lean into it. No one has the guts to tell the truth except Senator Lump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:54 PM (ZOv7s)

72 I've used "Non-emergency Medical Transport". My wife is disabled and can no longer drive, and for certain procedures, neither can I. I get it through Medicare. I've found it's very dicey whether the guy assigned is worth a crap. (The woman I just used last week was good. The previous appointment never showed, so I'd had to cancel.)

Posted by: Eeyore at January 12, 2026 06:54 PM (s0JqF)

73 I said last thread listening to Ellison reminded me of Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld saying "arbitrary and capricious"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (9ShUO)

74 Everybody in Minnesota is brain-damaged from the mosquito induced encephalitis.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
-------

I was assured by Garrison Keillor that all of the children are above average.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (XeU6L)

75 Bessant is going to investigate the financial institutions that laundered the Somali fraud.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (cxFcK)

76
800 companies, 20 vehicles, $70k per year each?

You could buy one and a half, almost two sticks of RAM for that much money!
Posted by: Pixy Misa


But you'd have to solder it in.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (pkeXY)

77 Timpon won the election governor election by under 200K votes. There are 100k Somalis.

If they don't all vote for him or his replacement he's in trouble...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (sKqQm)

78 Does Walz go away quietly or take Ellison and some others with him? Somehow I don't see him not ratting people out.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 12, 2026 06:47 PM


Someone is going to drop a dime on someone, there is simply too much money involved here for nothing to happen. I mean we are talking billions of $$$$ flowing from the federal government.


The only issue I see is that most of the fraud appears to be concentrated in minneapolis and there wont be a grand jury convened there that would return an indictment on anyone in power.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (0N4FZ)

79 Yes, a clown judge will grant an injunction within the next 48 hours.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 12, 2026 06:53 PM (HXT0k)
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An injunction to do what? Evacuate the state?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

80
FAB-you-luss content today.

I'm still finishing the YouTube videos from the last thread!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 06:56 PM (Jxa0O)

81 Where are the indictments for ActBlue Money Launderers, Rep. Comer???? Election is 9 months away. Sometimes the enemy of good is "perfect". get them subpoenas out now. They support all the leftist activist crap and the professional protestor class.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at January 12, 2026 06:56 PM (LKMDZ)

82 Wow. Kilgore Trout lives, apparently.

Posted by: Some people need a smack at January 12, 2026 06:56 PM (TbWk/)

83 Posted by: cuck of spades at January 12, 2026 06:55 PM


We are not your secret racist friends, Joe.

Posted by: toby928(c) Person of Plaint at January 12, 2026 06:56 PM (jc0TO)

84 The only issue I see is that most of the fraud appears to be concentrated in minneapolis and there wont be a grand jury convened there that would return an indictment on anyone in power.
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The money was wired in and wired out--that's crossing state lines and will turn a lot of this into Federal matters, not to mention that most of it is Federal money.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (TN0g+)

85 My God. Its full of link.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12,
06:44 PM (zZu0s)
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ALL THIS STATE IS YOURS EXCEPT LAKE WOBEGON. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (ZOv7s)

86 Do we come to YOUR place of relaxation and slap the cock out of your mouth? I think not.

Posted by: toby928(c) Person of Plaint at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (jc0TO)

87 Some retard thinks he's an internet tough guy.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (KDPiq)

88 Now, let's go back to the article JJ linked a few days back on the Insurrection Act.

Tell me a better test case to deploy the Army than a clown judge saying, "you can't use ICE to enforce immigration law?"

It fits every "normal means to enforce the law have failed" requirement to a "T"

With a big, heaping dose of the judiciary being part of the insurrection.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (HXT0k)

89 72 For those using the VA, DAV transportation services is generally reliable if you call ahead. I have an eye appointment, and with dilation there's no driving for a few hours, so I call them and schedule.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (gm9Sb)

90 How can the federal government "invade" a U.S. State?

Are they declaring independence?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (tV890)

91 The young guy is on a roll, any real news organization try and hire him yet?

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

92 The money was wired in and wired out--that's crossing state lines and will turn a lot of this into Federal matters, not to mention that most of it is Federal money.

Money from Uncle Sugar is a significant part of every blue state's economy.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 06:58 PM (sKqQm)

93 Where did #78 January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (eYOnA) come from?

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 06:58 PM (TN0g+)

94 >> Some retard thinks he's an internet tough guy.


Could have been worse.

He could have said 'Bl@zer'.

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 06:58 PM (ZcsJV)

95 Are they declaring independence?

==

from Somalia ?

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 06:59 PM (g47mK)

96 How can the federal government "invade" a U.S. State?

Are they declaring independence?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 12, 2026 06:57 PM (tV890)
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If the judge takes Ellison's side, Trump should just close all federal offices. Shut it all down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 12, 2026 06:59 PM (ZOv7s)

97 Ace we have a nasty troll posting at 06:55

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 06:59 PM (0N4FZ)

98 It's so red in here....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 12, 2026 06:59 PM (SRRAx)

99 Do y'all have a That Guy who says "G'day, mate! Nothing's going to happen."?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)

I think the parlance is 'She'll be right, mate!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 06:59 PM (zZu0s)

100 He could have said 'Bl@zer'.

Or V e r a you know who...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 06:59 PM (sKqQm)

101 Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 06:58 PM (ZcsJV)

Hah. The B word.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (KDPiq)

102 Oh, and Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (SRRAx)

103 Da Fuq.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (4p0Xq)

104 Let's not kid ourselves. All them yankee states are overflowing with corruption. Them blue bellies been stealing since 1865 and they ain't no ways they stopping it.

Posted by: Boss Hogg at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (R/m4+)

105 Gone.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (9cHSL)

106 Where did #78 January 12, 2026 06:55 PM (eYOnA) come from?
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 06:58 PM (TN0g+)

YankeeFuentes aka ConfederateFilth aka n is using a VPN to circumvent ace's ban...

Posted by: Just saying it's possible at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (TbWk/)

107 I didn't know Cucker Tarlson read the AOSHQ. Here we are.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (BSdIE)

108 and now the shitnibbler.

This place is going to the dogs.

Posted by: toby928(c) Person of Plaint at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (jc0TO)

109 Wow. Kilgore Trout lives, apparently.

Posted by: Some people need a smack at January 12, 2026 06:56 PM


He does have some history making posts like that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 12, 2026 07:01 PM (0N4FZ)

110 Some retard thinks he's an internet tough guy.


Could have been worse.

He could have said 'Bl@zer'.
-----

Or linked to an Eagles song.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:01 PM (TN0g+)

111 Australia has a similar set of healthcare fraud scandals quietly simmering away. But our federal government is as corrupt as most of our state governments, so nothing is going to happen until they're kicked out.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

But your healthcare is *free*. right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:01 PM (k9/y/)

112 I see they have the South African hand jiver to sign for the deaf.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 12, 2026 07:01 PM (ZwdAr)

113 So wait, is Ass both a commie AND antisemitic?

Way to be the meme, dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

114 >>Or linked to an Eagles song.


IP: Winslow, AZ

Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 07:02 PM (ZcsJV)

115 Yeah there is a reason why Albanese wants get rid of social media...

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 07:02 PM (YwEeS)

116 Depending on where Pixy is, it’s either 8am or 11am Tuesday.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2026 07:02 PM (mUMdd)

117 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (H75iB)

You definitely ain't helping the birth rate being a cock sucker and all.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:02 PM (KDPiq)

118 Tske it Easy?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:02 PM (9cHSL)

119 "Pew Research (2020 survey): Found an average of 3.3 children per Orthodox adult, compared to 1.4 for non-Orthodox Jews."

The differences between observed Jewish people and JINOs is significant. In a couple of generations I would expect observant Jews will again be the majority of Jewish people in America...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 07:03 PM (sKqQm)

120 Dirty secrets:

1) Blue states and cities are functionally bankrupt.
2) They have made all sorts of promises to their constituents that can never, ever pay for.
3) Their only hope is a federal bailout.
4) They know they won't get it, or it will be so embarrassing they'll lose their jobs.
5) One way to get a lot of cash is fake claims for federal benefits. It started with COVID money - nobody tracked it, and checks went out willy nilly.
6) The state gets a cut for administration. More money sent, more money coming into the state.
7) Minnesota knows the jig is up - this can't continue. The real question is who goes to jail.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 12, 2026 07:03 PM (tV890)

121 Or linked to an Eagles song.


IP: Winslow, AZ
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You just reminded me that I've yet to cross "standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona" off of my bucket list. I need to do that. Seriously.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

122 see they have the South African hand jiver to sign for the deaf.
"

Saw that. Laughed

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:04 PM (XuXeR)

123 Take it Easy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:04 PM (9cHSL)

124 I thought the $700M was something like the cumulative total of everything that's been legally declared by couriers transporting it through MSP. That would be something if they are still so retarded they tried to abscond with all of it at once but not exactly surprsing.

Posted by: the dandy at January 12, 2026 07:04 PM (8l8nW)

125 Trump has more Jewish grandchildren than the average Reformed.

Posted by: toby928(c) Person of Plaint at January 12, 2026 07:04 PM (jc0TO)

126 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 12, 2026 07:00 PM (H75iB)

Sean Penn continues to find you annoyingly phallic.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 07:04 PM (nhCoE)

127 Again, at a baseline, 30pct of every local, state and federal budget is straight graft, corruption and payola.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2026 07:05 PM (mUMdd)

128 7) Minnesota knows the jig is up - this can't continue. The real question is who goes to jail.
Posted by: El Mariachi
---------

I would say, 'Does anyone go to jail?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2026 07:05 PM (XeU6L)

129
You've got red on you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 12, 2026 07:05 PM (y9nCu)

130 Trump has more Jewish grandchildren than the average Reformed.

The left: Trump is an anti-semite!

Also the left: Trump likes his Jewish daughter too much!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 12, 2026 07:05 PM (sKqQm)

131 Tell ‘em to get fucked.

Deploy federal authorities AND cut off federal aid.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2026 07:05 PM (oDIDz)

132 Just send all foreigners back. That'll free up a huge amount of time and $$$ to hunt down domestic criminals.

And as a bonus, I won't have to hear their foreign jabbering or look at their stupid foreign languages and clothing and faces, either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 07:05 PM (BI5O2)

133 You just reminded me that I've yet to cross "standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona" off of my bucket list. I need to do that. Seriously.
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

Is the Disco Strangler on that list?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 12, 2026 07:05 PM (0aYVJ)

134 Saw some video of him being mobbed up by ANTIFA types this AM.

He needs much better security.
Posted by: garrett at January 12, 2026 06:48 PM (ZcsJV)

At least two bodyguards toting Tommy guns with drum mags.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:06 PM (8zz6B)

135 Somalians are getting all their money out of the country.

This is a self-solving problem when you think about it. We can't deport Somai citizens, but if they think they are about to be indicted because of their scams, they leave the country anyway, on the fastest plain possible. Expect the Somali population to drop, by quite a lot int he next year, as they flee overseas.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 12, 2026 07:06 PM (tV890)

136 see they have the South African hand jiver to sign for the deaf.

Inhale, and...

Thumbs in ears, tongue out, waggle fingers.
Right hand palm down, leaping dolphin right to left.
Left hand index finger and thumb pinch nose.
Right hand wave mystery odor away.
"OK" sign tap hand on chest three times.
Point both index fingers to the sky "Sosa hit a homerun!" style.
Hands in armpits, flap, flap, flap!
Thumb and index finger to forehead- "loser".
Pick a booger from nose...not really a sign for anything, I just had an itch. Right. Now back to it...
Two finger bunny hop from left to right. One, two, three.
Flip the bird. Sieg Heil arm raise.
Parade float princess wave..
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Devil horns. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:06 PM (u/kd+)

137 Hmm. Just occured to me. Is the sign language interpreter speaking American, or Somalian?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2026 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

138 Trump is very open minded, he has Jewish grandchildren, he has Arab grandchildren.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:07 PM (g47mK)

139 The number of Somalis relocating from the U.S. will be a direct measurement of the level of fraud. My guess 60% will depart.

Oh, and they will lie like crazy and say they left due to harassment and racism, not because they are scam artists who were about to be caught.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 12, 2026 07:07 PM (tV890)

140 Don Henley's middle name is "Hugh".

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:07 PM (TN0g+)

141
Minnesota knows the jig is up

Posted by: El Mariachi

=============

I wonder if Minnesota knows, and I wonder if it is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 07:07 PM (Jxa0O)

142 And he has golf playing grandchildren!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:08 PM (g47mK)

143 standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona" off of my bucket list"

Did that 25 years ago. Still smile every time I hear it...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:08 PM (XuXeR)

144 Expect the Somali population to drop, by quite a lot int he next year, as they flee overseas.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 12, 2026 07:06 PM (tV890)


I love your optimism!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2026 07:08 PM (n9ltV)

145 Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Adriane the Way Too Cynical Critic . . . at January 12, 2026 07:09 PM (3ZUWJ)

146 Minnesota knows the jig is up
Posted by: El Mariachi


It is ice-fishing season.

Posted by: mikeski at January 12, 2026 07:09 PM (nhCoE)

147 Not sure, but isn't Minnesota more polka than jig country?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 07:09 PM (ZJqEv)

148 Inhale, and..."

Memories....

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:09 PM (XuXeR)

149 You just reminded me that I've yet to cross "standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona" off of my bucket list. I need to do that. Seriously.
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

Is the Disco Strangler on that list?
------

I've already spent many nights in the '80s and '90s Lookin' for the Good Life, dressed to kill.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

150 You just reminded me that I've yet to cross "standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona" off of my bucket list. I need to do that. Seriously.
Posted by: Crusader


I want to get back to St. Louis to visit on my bucket list. Only problem is everything from my childhood no longer exists. Yeah. The big tourist traps are still there, but not the stuff I grew up with in my neighborhood.

Oh, well.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:10 PM (u/kd+)

151 "Minnesota knows the jig is up
Posted by: El Mariachi

It is ice-fishing season.
Posted by: mikeski"

Uh oh, here we go. You are not going to lure me into making fish puns.

Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

152 oh hey , here is news : "The Trump administration has canceled the Biden administration’s rules forcing banks to ignore immigration status for loan applications.

On Monday, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the Justice Department eliminated the Biden guidelines that ordered lenders not to consider immigration status when evaluating loan and credit applications, a rule that had major implications for mortgages, credit cards, and auto loans, Bloomberg reported"

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:10 PM (g47mK)

153 the jig is up"

So, pron?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:10 PM (XuXeR)

154
I just read a Reuters on the lawsuit.

Yes, a clown judge will grant an injunction within the next 48 hours.

No, it will not stand on appeal.

But, that's not the point. The point is to give their terrorists another lie to justify attacking and impeding federal law officers.

You watch, they'll be screaming that enforcement of the law is illegal even louder now.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

=============

Utterly maddening contrast with the info in the last thread. Muster our forces, go in, get him, boom done.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 07:11 PM (Jxa0O)

155 Minnesota knows the jig is up
Posted by: El Mariachi

Do Somalis dance jigs? If so we can add cultural appropriation to their list of dastardly crimes.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 12, 2026 07:11 PM (ftFVW)

156 next, they need to force a rule that they (banks) have to check immigration status for loans, credit etc.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:11 PM (g47mK)

157 I liked this clip of Nick talking to Greenlanders

https://tinyurl.com/m2x4zsa7
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 12, 2026 06:49 PM (+mUZM)

Did everyone notice just how little the Greenlanders resemble Eskimos? And that the town is clean and modern?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:11 PM (8zz6B)

158 I going to be heartbroken when those fine somali restaurants aren't able to serve up that fine somali cuisine.

Where else can I go to eat live bugs with my hands sitting on a dirt floor?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (BSdIE)

159 89 72 For those using the VA, DAV transportation services is generally reliable if you call ahead. I have an eye appointment, and with dilation there's no driving for a few hours, so I call them and schedule.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Where's your sense of adventure? Driving around all-blurry eyed is a gas!

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (oftw2)

160 You can learn about Standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona at: https://standinonthecorner.org/

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (ZJqEv)

161 Trump is very open minded, he has Jewish grandchildren, he has Arab grandchildren.
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:07 PM (g47mK)

And two foreign born wives .

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (KDPiq)

162 150 You just reminded me that I've yet to cross "standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona" off of my bucket list. I need to do that. Seriously.
Posted by: Crusader


I want to get back to St. Louis to visit on my bucket list. Only problem is everything from my childhood no longer exists. Yeah. The big tourist traps are still there, but not the stuff I grew up with in my neighborhood.

Oh, well.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:10 PM (u/kd+)

rick, St Louis is a shithole. I live in Missouri and never ever ever go there. If I need the “ pleasures “ of a city I go to KC, or better yet Springfield.

Posted by: tubal at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (pDt9x)

163 the jig is up"

So, pron?
Posted by: man


Cabinet making, duh !

Posted by: Adriane the Way Too Cynical Critic . . . at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (3ZUWJ)

164
On Monday, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the Justice Department eliminated the Biden guidelines that ordered lenders not to consider immigration status when evaluating loan and credit applications, a rule that had major implications for mortgages, credit cards, and auto loans, Bloomberg reported"

Posted by: runner

=================

How did lenders have that info to begin with? Were they even allowed to collect it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (Jxa0O)

165 I want to get back to St. Louis to visit on my bucket list. Only problem is everything from my childhood no longer exists.
------

I remember having an awesome night at Harpo's in St. Louis circa...1987?

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (TN0g+)

166 I hope Shirley and Hoch have good personal security. This is the type of stuff the Left does not want exposed and they will do insane things to prevent it.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 12, 2026 07:13 PM (FMtrg)

167 Does Walz go away quietly or take Ellison and some others with him? Somehow I don't see him not ratting people out.
Posted by: Ben Had

Really? If he resigns, my guess is that he and his commie-wife will end up with their stash in some country that does not have an extradition treaty with the US.

Or they just disappear into Canada.
Take off, you hoser!

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at January 12, 2026 07:13 PM (2DpeO)

168 force a rule that they (banks) have to check immigration status for loans, credit etc."

Hey... what next, you gonna require ability to pay or something?

/bundles of crappy loans

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:13 PM (XuXeR)

169 They are admitting to 350 Mosques being torched.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:13 PM (9cHSL)

170 And two foreign born wives .

==

His mom was sort of foreign born...

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:13 PM (g47mK)

171 You are not going to lure me into making fish puns.
Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 07:10 PM


Where is fd, and what have you done with him?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 07:14 PM (ZJqEv)

172 169 They are admitting to 350 Mosques being torched.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:13 PM (9cHSL)


Huzzah!!

Posted by: tubal at January 12, 2026 07:14 PM (pDt9x)

173 Perhaps cut off all federal funding to the state. I mean all, to the citizens, not just the government. Tell them if they want their money, go talk to Walz and Frey and Ellison.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (MZ+PY)

174 One thing on my bucket list is to return to Rapid City , SD and the neighborhood I grew up in until I was six . I want to compare my perceptions of my surroundings at that time with how they really are.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (KDPiq)

175 It is ice-fishing season.
Posted by: mikeski"

Uh oh, here we go. You are not going to lure me into making fish puns.
Posted by: fd

Please don't start. Ice fishing puns auger bad things happening.

Posted by: Gadabout Gaddis at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (oftw2)

176 If I need the “ pleasures “ of a city I go to KC, or better yet Springfield.
Posted by: tubal at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM


Still $20 though, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (ZJqEv)

177 One thing on my bucket list is to return to Rapid City , SD and the neighborhood I grew up in until I was six . I want to compare my perceptions of my surroundings at that time with how they really are.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM


Everything will be smaller.

Posted by: toby928(c) Person of Plaint at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (jc0TO)

178 This just in: Senator Mark Kelly is a bug-eyed freak.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:16 PM (TN0g+)

179 Fish puns DO up the comment count. Other topics also, as we all know.

Posted by: tubal at January 12, 2026 07:16 PM (pDt9x)

180 "Minnesota knows the jig is up
Posted by: El Mariachi

And gone!

Posted by: Josephus at January 12, 2026 07:16 PM (0tQuq)

181 Where else can I go to eat live bugs with my hands sitting on a dirt floor?"

Taco Cabana?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:16 PM (XuXeR)

182 176 If I need the “ pleasures “ of a city I go to KC, or better yet Springfield.
Posted by: tubal at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM

Still $20 though, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (ZJqEv)

Heh. That’s so 1990.

Posted by: tubal at January 12, 2026 07:17 PM (pDt9x)

183 How did lenders have that info to begin with? Were they even allowed to collect it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (Jxa0O)

I think maybe.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:17 PM (g47mK)

184 Is there a creel limit on fish puns?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:17 PM (9cHSL)

185 You just reminded me that I've yet to cross "standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona" off of my bucket list. I need to do that. Seriously.
Posted by: Crusader

Don't blink or you'll miss it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:17 PM (k9/y/)

186 Bet all of occupied Europe has the same thing going as Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

187 I don't understand why we spawn all these fish puns.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2026 07:18 PM (GGatE)

188 160 You can learn about Standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona at: https://standinonthecorner.org/ - Duncanthrax

So, there's actually a Standin' on the Corner annual event in Winslow, AZ. That's pretty cool!

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:18 PM (2L+MU)

189 Still $20 though, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM



You don't get as much for it though.

Posted by: Shrinkflation at January 12, 2026 07:18 PM (jc0TO)

190 Take it Easy.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Well, I'll take it anyway I can get it.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at January 12, 2026 07:18 PM (2DpeO)

191 158 I going to be heartbroken when those fine somali restaurants aren't able to serve up that fine somali cuisine.

Where else can I go to eat live bugs with my hands sitting on a dirt floor?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (BSdIE)

Parts of rural West Virginia?

Posted by: Appalachia is POOR at January 12, 2026 07:19 PM (TbWk/)

192 You are not going to lure me into making fish puns.
Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 07:10 PM

Let me float a suggestion. Just have fun and join your piers.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:19 PM (KDPiq)

193 Is there a creel limit on fish puns?"

Gross or....

Net?

*ducks*

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:19 PM (XuXeR)

194 West Virginia will be the next New Hampshire.

Posted by: toby928(c) predicts at January 12, 2026 07:20 PM (jc0TO)

195 Bet all of occupied Europe has the same thing going as Minnesota

==

Absolutely correct terminology, occupied.

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:20 PM (g47mK)

196 rural West Virginia?"

Somewhat redundant...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:20 PM (XuXeR)

197 You are not going to lure me into making fish puns.
Posted by: fd at January 12, 2026 07:10 PM

Let me float a suggestion. Just have fun and join your piers.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:19 PM (KDPiq)

Can't help it. We're hooked.

Posted by: Not gonna skate on this one at January 12, 2026 07:20 PM (TbWk/)

198 Did everyone notice just how little the Greenlanders resemble Eskimos? And that the town is clean and modern?

Hmm...give Minnesota to Canada and make Greenland the real North Star State?

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2026 07:20 PM (JmfGy)

199 Some Somali has or will fuck up and put one stamp on one envelope with ill gotten gain in it and it will somehow be intercepted. And then the US Postal Inspectors step in and they are not a joke.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 12, 2026 07:21 PM (gm9Sb)

200 Not talked about enough whenever the left mentions how great Denmark is for "protecting" Greenland from the bad USA:

The Danes were fond of sterilizing the native girls when the went in for routine medical exams.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 12, 2026 07:21 PM (HXT0k)

201 Posted by: toby928(c) Person of Plaint at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (jc0TO)

I used to walk by myself to pre-school. I thought it was a long way away. ( can you believe we used to do that)

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:21 PM (KDPiq)

202 The scale of these fish puns is growing by the minute.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 12, 2026 07:21 PM (h/O4U)

203 How did lenders have that info to begin with? Were they even allowed to collect it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 12, 2026 07:12 PM (Jxa0O)

I think maybe.
-------

For 40 years (perhaps longer) the 1003 form (standard loan application) had a series of boxes on the final page for one's race along with a lengthy statement saying applicants were NOT required to fill that portion out BUT that the lender might complete it for them if they left it blank. The cock-eyed reasoning for this was "Hey, we don't want to DISCRIMINATE by race....BUT...we need to this race data so we can internally AUDIT whether we...wait for it....DISCRIMINATED by race."

Posted by: Crusader, former Federal Bank Examiner at January 12, 2026 07:22 PM (TN0g+)

204 West Virginia will be the next New Hampshire."

Gonna have a rock fall there, too?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:22 PM (XuXeR)

205 Aren't there less than a thousand Danes in all of Greenland?

Posted by: toby928(c) predicts at January 12, 2026 07:22 PM (jc0TO)

206 Israel officially declares war on Iran? From the Israeli Army X account. Hang on!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 07:22 PM (cxFcK)

207 You are not going to lure me into making fish puns.
Posted by: fd

Just Skate on by.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:23 PM (k9/y/)

208 Speaking of bucket lists, isn't the Cuban government supposed to fall this week or next? I wish they'd get 'er done; visiting Havana is on my bucket list, and I ain't gettin' any younger.

When I was 18, my bucket list consisted of only four things:

1) See Led Zeppelin live (which I did - twice)
2) Smoke Cuban cigars (check)
3) Marry a Latin American girl (check)
4) Visit a non-communist Havana (date still open)

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:23 PM (2L+MU)

209 Seem to be having some power issues here. Lights flickered about an hour ago, and again just now.

Oh, wait. Better go unplug the air compressor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:23 PM (8zz6B)

210 Push puns are some of our poor halibuts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2026 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

211 I'm floundering.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:24 PM (jc0TO)

212 I'm floundering.
Posted by: toby928(c)

You have no sole.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 07:25 PM (cxFcK)

213 I have stood on a corner in Winslow Arizona. No fine sight to see, unfortunately. There is a flatbed Ford permanently parked there though.

I have driven through China Grove while singing "woah-o-o China Grove"

I have driven faster miles an hour past the Stop-n-Shop with the radio on.

I need a new quest.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 07:25 PM (gtcuf)

214 I used to walk by myself to pre-school. I thought it was a long way away. ( can you believe we used to do that)
Posted by: Opinion fact

Ha, people gave me weird looks when they found out I made my kids walk alone to the end of the neighborhood to catch the bus. Now the oldest drives them, so they weren't that young.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 12, 2026 07:26 PM (ftFVW)

215 visiting Havana is on my bucket list, and I ain't gettin' any younger."

This. I so wanna have a Pic at the same spot Dad did in front of the Florida in Havana...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:27 PM (XuXeR)

216 I'm floundering.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:24 PM (jc0TO)

Is your fridge running?

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:27 PM (g47mK)

217 One thing on my bucket list is to return to Rapid City , SD and the neighborhood I grew up in until I was six . I want to compare my perceptions of my surroundings at that time with how they really are.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (KDPiq)

Rapid City, San Diego?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 07:27 PM (zZu0s)

218 How did lenders have that info to begin with? Were they even allowed to collect it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Verification of SS numbers?
There are rare exceptions, but to legally work in the US you need a SSN. Who would give a loan to someone who cannot legally work to repay it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 07:28 PM (/lPRQ)

219
You are not going to lure me into making fish puns.
Posted by: fd
=====
Just Skate on by.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Tht's a really carppy attitude!

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 12, 2026 07:28 PM (QVmho)

220 One thing on my bucket list is to return to Rapid City , SD and the neighborhood I grew up in until I was six . I want to compare my perceptions of my surroundings at that time with how they really are.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM (KDPiq)

Rapid City, San Diego?!
------

*golf clap*

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:28 PM (TN0g+)

221 Fish puns are some of our poor halibuts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2026 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

222 I have driven through China Grove "

But did you make it to Luckenbach and La Grange?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:28 PM (XuXeR)

223 I'm right out of crappie fish puns right now. I vow to do better, really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:29 PM (8zz6B)

224 Me, visiting childhood town: I want to check how far i walked to kindergarten. If seemed like it was a mile.

Spouse: Sure. Sure it was

Me, later: Odometer sez 1.1 miles

Her: I want to go talk to your mother about this.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 12, 2026 07:29 PM (8AONa)

225 Proposal: we should use the word 'founder' more. Or call a failing politician 'foundering.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

226 I'm right out of crappie fish puns right now. I vow to do better, really.
------

There's too much carping already.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:29 PM (TN0g+)

227 But did you make it to Luckenbach and La Grange?
Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:28 PM (XuXeR)

Not Luckenbach, but they got a lotta nice girls down there in La Grange.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 07:30 PM (gtcuf)

228 Expect the Somali population to drop, by quite a lot int he next year, as they flee overseas.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 12, 2026 07:06 PM (tV890)


Damn, at a fast glance I thought you wrote flung into the seas. It moved for nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2026 07:30 PM (snZF9)

229 I live but a couple miles from where I was a baby, nothing changes much yet when something does you hardly remember what was there.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

230 There are no WalMarts in Iran. Only Targets.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 07:30 PM (cxFcK)

231 I'm right out of crappie fish puns right now. I vow to do better, really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Oh come on...You know you're hooked.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:31 PM (k9/y/)

232 I saw an elementary school I used to go to. It shrank.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:31 PM (9cHSL)

233 Y'all pick on WV at your own risk.

Serious risk. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2026 07:31 PM (NwnyJ)

234 But, speaking of Nick Shirley -

Posted by: tubal at January 12, 2026 07:31 PM (pDt9x)

235 There are no WalMarts in Iran. Only Targets.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 12, 2026 07:30 PM (cxFcK)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

236 Vince Gill, Salmon Rushdie, Joe Pesci and Abe Vigoda walk into a bar...

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 07:31 PM (gtcuf)

237 Shirley you can't be serious?

Posted by: steevy at January 12, 2026 07:31 PM (YwEeS)

238 I considered moving to WV after I retired. Property is as affordable as it is in Texas.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:32 PM (KDPiq)

239 "I'm right out of crappie fish puns right now."

Doesn't bladder to me.

Posted by: Guy who makes really bad fish puns at January 12, 2026 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

240 One thing on my bucket list is to return to Rapid City , SD and the neighborhood I grew up in until I was six . I want to compare my perceptions of my surroundings at that time with how they really are.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM

Everything will be smaller.
Posted by: toby928(c)


No fooling. My cousin sent me a picture of his old house. I asked "where is the damn hill???" It's a little bump.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:32 PM (u/kd+)

241 I've been to Berkeley Springs, West Virginia.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:33 PM (TN0g+)

242 but they got a lotta nice girls down there in La Grange"

And the air is fine...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:33 PM (XuXeR)

243 229 I live but a couple miles from where I was a baby, nothing changes much yet when something does you hardly remember what was there.
Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

Posted by: tubal at January 12, 2026 07:34 PM (pDt9x)

244 Oh come on...You know you're hooked.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:31 PM (k9/y/)
'
I just passed on a Ruger Redhawk in .44 magnum for $850.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:34 PM (8zz6B)

245 I'm right out of crappie fish puns right now. I vow to do better, really.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:29 PM (8zz6B

Mullet over and get back to us.

Posted by: Just watch, he'll school us at January 12, 2026 07:34 PM (TbWk/)

246 Is your fridge running?
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:27 PM


Yes. I had to put it into diagnostic mode and reset the controller board. (thx interwebz)

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:34 PM (jc0TO)

247 Y'all pick on WV at your own risk."

Mrs is from Morgantown. She can rattle off more WV insults...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:35 PM (XuXeR)

248 I wonder how the natives of Winslow feel when they see yet another tourist standing on a random corner taking selfies and singing Eagles songs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)

249 there is a common meme in history where a completely corrupt government official, usually in a corner of the empire or kingdom is suddenly exposed as a greedy, thieving corruptocrat, and decides his only saving throw is to declare an insurrection against the evils of the emperor/king/dictator.

In the past it usually ended with the rebellious corruptocrat nailed to various trees, posts, and walls throughout the kingdom, thus showing that jail is better than dismemberment.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2026 07:35 PM (rbvCR)

250 Yes. I had to put it into diagnostic mode and reset the controller board. (thx interwebz)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:34 PM (jc0TO)

amazing!

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:36 PM (g47mK)

251 Posted by: Delurker"

Golf clap...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:36 PM (XuXeR)

252 247 Y'all pick on WV at your own risk."

Mrs is from Morgantown. She can rattle off more WV insults...
Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:35 PM (XuXeR)

She's her own grandpa?

Posted by: Family tree is just a trunk at January 12, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/)

253 La Grange is actually my favorite ZZTop song now that I think about it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 07:36 PM (6ydKt)

254 215 This. I so wanna have a Pic at the same spot Dad did in front of the Florida in Havana... - man

May it be so!

I graduated from the University of Miami and worked there in banking for about 10 years. Almost all of my friends were Cuban, and many of them lost family members when the commies took over (one woman told me how the reds dragged her father and brother out of their house and shot them in the front yard). I knew several men who had fought at the Bay of Pigs. I just want to stand in their liberated capital and rejoice with them. And maybe find a Packard I can ship back to the states.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:36 PM (2L+MU)

255 You live, you lear
You love, you lear
You cry, you lear
You lose, you lear
You bleed, you lear
You scream, you lear

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (gWBY1)

256 My daughter lives in Elkins WV. She made this advertisement video. I think she is trying to make it a funky arty town like she grew up.

https://youtu.be/I-JZS1BLdDs

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (jc0TO)

257 Fish puns will soon become like the Sea word and not be allowed.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (KDPiq)

258 I wonder how the natives of Winslow feel when they see yet another tourist standing on a random corner taking selfies and singing Eagles songs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 07:35 PM (6ydKt)

"The" corner in Winslow is a major tourist trap. The town makes money off that song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (8zz6B)

259 Winslow AZ actually has an officially designated corner, I think there's a statue or a mural or something, also a sign ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (Cjt/F)

260 "One thing on my bucket list is to return to Rapid City , SD and the neighborhood I grew up in until I was six . I want to compare my perceptions of my surroundings at that time with how they really are.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:15 PM"

Check out Google Maps Street View feature and save some dough.

Posted by: pawn at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (rbIOb)

261 No fooling. My cousin sent me a picture of his old house. I asked "where is the damn hill???" It's a little bump.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:32 PM (u/kd+)

Was showing my wife this huge hill we used to roll down at recess. It might have been 5 feet high and sloped 7 or 8 feet. I was flabbergasted at how the hill had shrunk!

Posted by: Beartooth at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (GGatE)

262 She's her own grandpa?
Posted by: Family tree is just a trunk "

You know why there's no CSI West Virginia?

'Cause the DNA is all the same..

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (XuXeR)

263 rick, St Louis is a shithole. I live in Missouri and never ever ever go there. If I need the “ pleasures “ of a city I go to KC, or better yet Springfield.
Posted by: tubal


Yeah. I know. I grew up in South St. Louis. Hampton Village area. I did a google street view drive by a couple of tomes. All the little bodega type stores are gone. The Presbyterian Church I grew up in went gay. All my friends are gone. My aunt lives in Webster Groves. Oh well.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (u/kd+)

264 246 Is your fridge running?
Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:27 PM

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Posted by: Can Mike Hunt come to the phone? at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (TbWk/)

265 I've always wanted to go from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah.

Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 07:38 PM (gtcuf)

266 I just passed on a Ruger Redhawk in .44 magnum for $850.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:34 PM (8zz6B)
-----

I like nice gear, and nice guns. But what would you do with a .44 magnum? I had about talked myself into a .357 magnum but lately have been asking myself where I would be that a .38 police special or 9mm wouldn't have enough stopping power?

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:38 PM (TN0g+)

267 Taking advantage of a generous New York state program to aid his ailing mother, Ballal Hossain signed up a dozen family members to work as her caregivers.

Over six years, they were paid $348,000 to look after the elderly woman at a Manhattan apartment.

Except the mom was in Bangladesh the entire time.

This is a $10 BILLION SCAM/YEAR

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:38 PM (gbOdA)

268 I ate spaghetti in South St.Louis.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:39 PM (jc0TO)

269 I just passed on a Ruger Redhawk in .44 magnum for $850.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Seems like a good price if in good condition

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:39 PM (k9/y/)

270 You live, you lear
You love, you lear
You cry, you lear
You lose, you lear
You bleed, you lear
You scream, you lear
Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (gWBY1)

Damn, Liz. You just set off Alannis Morriset in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (zZu0s)

271 Ellison asserts in his statement lawful ICE actions caused Minneapolis additional local law enforcement costs of $2 billion in 2 days. Oh. My. It is all so, dare I say, racist.

Minnesota once had excellent public schools, checks notes, 40 years ago. Today everybody is infected with Somali math. Ellison is claiming Minneapolis spent $41.6 million per day on law enforcement. The be real funny.

What we are witnessing is the New Confederacy rise. We are in the middle of witnessing Minnesota nullifying being a member state of the United States. Actual secession and all that comes from that is not just thinkable but is play with St. George of Fentanyl and St. Renee of Insurrection being the first official martyrs of the New Confederacy.

Posted by: Tis the Season at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (HTCU3)

272 Gallup NM has a statue on a corner. Drunk Navajo waiting for the Circle K to open up for beer sales.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (gm9Sb)

273 Those bastard USians! So used to invading that they are invading their own country!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (mP0Kj)

274 And maybe find a Packard I can ship back to the states.
Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:36 PM (2L+MU)

Apparently Fidel had quite fine collection of primo American cars. I don't know what became of them. The cars you see on the street have been patched and bondo'ed over many times.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (8zz6B)

275 What do all of these scams have?

NO BUDGETS

So today we bill $2 M for Autistic Somali Pirate Learing Center and next year $20 M.
Fuck you go the fuck home.
Next year pay $2 M plus SS cola.
PS Fuck you go home

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (gbOdA)

276 Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:38 PM (TN0g+)

Do you plan on visiting Grizzly country?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (KDPiq)

277 Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:38 PM (TN0g+)

Do you plan on visiting Grizzly country?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (KDPiq)

278 I ate spaghetti in South St.Louis.
----

"The Hill"!!!! The best Italian food I've ever eaten!

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (TN0g+)

279 And now Ballal Hossain is in jail, right?

RIGHT?

Posted by: guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

280 Elkins WV. "

We used to stop at CJ Maggie's! Great place!

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (XuXeR)

281 The cars you see on the street have been patched and bondo'ed over many times.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM


With Soviet tractor motors.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (jc0TO)

282 Folks on X are saying the Pizza Index has jumped 1000% tonight from average. No one I recognize yet, though.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (vSvIl)

283 272 Gallup NM has a statue on a corner. Drunk Navajo waiting for the Circle K to open up for beer sales.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (gm9Sb)

Winslow Ariz has a 'Truck Park'... where you can stand on the corner and hope a girl in a flatbed ford drives by...

Good bar across the street though.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (mP0Kj)

284 I'm just gonna tuna out all these fish puns ...

Posted by: Adriane the Way Too Cynical Critic . . . at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (3ZUWJ)

285 His mom was sort of foreign born...
Posted by: runner

Aye, me wee Donnie.

A classy laddie he was, really the best, that much I can tell ye

Posted by: Mary McLeod Trump at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (f/3mU)

286 274 Apparently Fidel had quite fine collection of primo American cars. I don't know what became of them. The cars you see on the street have been patched and bondo'ed over many times. - Alberta Oil Peon

Yeah, I hear they're in pretty rough shape, but there's bound to be at least one or two I could salvage.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:42 PM (2L+MU)

287 Suns up on Iran.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:42 PM (9cHSL)

288 What we are witnessing is the New Confederacy rise. We are in the middle of witnessing Minnesota nullifying being a member state of the United States. Actual secession and all that comes from that is not just thinkable but is play with St. George of Fentanyl and St. Renee of Insurrection being the first official martyrs of the New Confederacy.
Posted by: Tis the Season at January 12, 2026 07:40 PM (HTCU3)

CUT their money. Watch them scream like slaughtered lambs.
CUT THE FUCKING MONEY

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:42 PM (gbOdA)

289 "The Hill"!!!! The best Italian food I've ever eaten!
Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM


We were temporarily living in Webster Groves at that time.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:42 PM (jc0TO)

290 I need a new quest.
Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 07:25 PM (gtcuf)

How about Sheena with a big ol' Oscar Meyer wiener
and drinking funky cold Medina?

Posted by: Tone Loc at January 12, 2026 07:42 PM (R/m4+)

291 Seems like a good price if in good condition
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:39 PM (k9/y/)

Looked real fine. Did not examine it; not really on my bucket list. Told a friend. If You are interested, phone me, and I can tell you where I saw it. Guy selling a shitload of stuff out a box truck on the roadside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:43 PM (8zz6B)

292 Suns up on Iran.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:42 PM



The gamma ray kind?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:43 PM (jc0TO)

293 *curtsies to Aetius*

Yeah, I can't get the earworm out of my head either.

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2026 07:43 PM (gWBY1)

294 Greek to me.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:43 PM (9cHSL)

295 The site indicated by grok isn't showing the spike, so may be bullshit.

Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2026 07:44 PM (vSvIl)

296 I think I saw a picture one time of a Packard or Cadillac that had 55-gallon drums and tires attached to it, while a refugee "crew" rowed it to the Keys.

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:44 PM (2L+MU)

297 I need a new quest.
Posted by: Delurker at January 12, 2026 07:25 PM


The depths of Hillary! await.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 12, 2026 07:44 PM (ZJqEv)

298 One and Done on Federal ScamAids

You cheat SSDI, you are done.
No nothing allowed on your SS # forever.
You cheat by using your childs SS #
Frozen, done, not even a fucking fudgsicle in the lunch line to that SS # ever again.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:44 PM (gbOdA)

299 they were paid $348,000 to look after the elderly woman at a Manhattan apartment."

And I'm paying... enough to buy a new BMW sedan every 4 months for my parent's care.

Where can I get a stash like that?

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:44 PM (XuXeR)

300 it's a bit after 4 AM in I-ran

Posted by: runner at January 12, 2026 07:45 PM (g47mK)

301 "The" corner in Winslow is a major tourist trap. The town makes money off that song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (8zz6B)
259 Winslow AZ actually has an officially designated corner, I think there's a statue or a mural or something, also a sign ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 12, 2026 07:37 PM (Cjt/F)

Hey, whatever works.

Good for them.
I guess if it wasn't for that song nobody would've ever heard of the town.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)

302 Nude Cafe

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 12, 2026 07:46 PM (jc0TO)

303 I saw fucking fudgsicle open for Frankie Goes to Hollywood at the Cap Center in '86....

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:46 PM (XuXeR)

304 I miscalculated. 3 hours.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 12, 2026 07:46 PM (9cHSL)

305 What we are witnessing is the New Confederacy rise. We are in the middle of witnessing Minnesota nullifying being a member state of the United States. - Tis the Season

The rebel yell will be replaced by Uff Daaaaa!!!!

Posted by: Paco at January 12, 2026 07:46 PM (2L+MU)

306 Reminds me of my theory the CCP put down the Hong Kong protests by releasing the COVID.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (KDPiq)

307 I can think of few things more horrifying than being trapped on an Arizona street corner with dozens of desiccated old hippie husks who traveled there expressly because they want to "live" an Eagles' lyric.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (BI5O2)

308
Looked real fine. Did not examine it; not really on my bucket list. Told a friend. If You are interested, phone me, and I can tell you where I saw it. Guy selling a shitload of stuff out a box truck on the roadside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Thanks, I'm good.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (k9/y/)

309 Yep, its 4:17 in Tehran at this moment.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (TN0g+)

310 Good for them.
I guess if it wasn't for that song nobody would've ever heard of the town.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)

Well, it is on old Route 66. Also about the closest town to Meteor Crater, which is kind of cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (8zz6B)

311 Living in hotels and plane to make a few bucks.
Missed sleeping with wife about 100 or more nights a year.
Drank too much at hotel bars.
Then fuckwads from some place where they fuck their sister more than their cousins come here to rip me off.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (gbOdA)

312 I've enjoyed looking at how tired Mayor Frey is. Fraying at the seams. Eye bags could rival early Alec Baldwin's, before his mamacito and 20 children. Now triple eye bags.

Frey's worried and not sleeping well. Good. I hope has diarrhea and hideous, painful hemorrhoids from constipation due to such a tight sphincter.

I note in the same photo the ASL "person" on the right. Probably SSL (Somolian sign language).

Or Koko the Gorilla sign language, but I think she's dead and may she rest on the bosom of Harambe in peace.

Have Walz and his homely wife (and spawn) been hauled off in the net of a Special Forces chopper yet? I'd pay to see that video!

MN is quite the mess. Glad I don't live there. Altho I want their snow. Not doing them any good that I can see,and it ain't fair!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 12, 2026 07:48 PM (WONhk)

313 >>> 282 Folks on X are saying the Pizza Index has jumped 1000% tonight from average. No one I recognize yet, though.
Posted by: Methos at January 12, 2026 07:41 PM (vSvIl)

I don't remember hearing anything about that just before OrangeManBad grabbed Maduro. Planning now for doing later perhaps?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 12, 2026 07:48 PM (ULPxl)

314 Curses, willowed again!



NOOD

CAFE

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 12, 2026 07:50 PM (ULPxl)

315 Well, it is on old Route 66"

And mentioned in that song...

Posted by: man at January 12, 2026 07:50 PM (XuXeR)

316 Ilhan to Elon (their names sort of slant rhyme)

@IlhanMN
You are one of the dumbest people on earth, my district is literally a majority white district. Your conspiracy theories are laughable and should have no place in a society that cares about facts.

He is definitely dumb...he worked hard to gain his money through hard work and innovation. This whole time, he could have just grifted billions off the taxpayers. What a maroon!

I can't tell if she's swearing the possible charges they can file against her or not. Or if she knows nothing will happen. A conservative politician filed a motion to investigate her bro marriage fraud and the motion died.

Posted by: LizLem at January 12, 2026 07:52 PM (gWBY1)

317 Yes. I had to put it into diagnostic mode and reset the controller board. (thx interwebz)
Posted by: toby928(c)

I have dishwasher that every now and then pretends it is DRT.
Shut off breaker (dedicated circuit), wait five minutes or so, turn power back on.
Have to reboot it's brain.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 12, 2026 07:53 PM (/lPRQ)

318 Purported video of massive demonstrations last night (local time) in Tehran and other cities. Hard to determine timing/authenticity of these, though it seems very likely they're authentic. Some western media claim to have contact with sources in Iran and will be reporting what they learn.

One thing seems certain, intensity/brutality of the regime response may exceed anything seen previously (2009, 2022), except perhaps in the early years. Reportedly state thugs present in hospitals, any gun-shot admissions face good chance of disappearing. A nice touch.

Hard to see how the gangsters can hang on, this time, but if they do somehow, obviously the regime has been damaged and weakened and is unlikely to ever fully recover. And that's without even considering Israel hitting their missile program again (a certainty) and heavy US pressure such as the new secondary sanctions (25% tariff on transactions with any country doing bidness with the mullahs).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM (U/Byj)

319
Well, it is on old Route 66. Also about the closest town to Meteor Crater, which is kind of cool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2026 07:47 PM (8zz6B)

I need to travel at least some of that road one day before it's all lost to time.

I've seen some it in TV shows and videos but it looks like an enjoyable ride, at least the part in the southwest.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 12, 2026 07:54 PM (6ydKt)

320 More likely to see a drunk Indian in Winslow than anything else. Pretty much the same anywhere along old Rt 66 in most parts of New Mex or Arizona.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 12, 2026 07:55 PM (MZ+PY)

321 And, "just like that," the mystery of the growing US debt was solved with the video of Somolians in MN!

Bravo! Not get the rest of the states doing this!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 12, 2026 08:02 PM (WONhk)

322 I've been to Berkeley Springs, West Virginia.
Posted by: Crusader
----
I visited my first cathouse in Wierton , WV at age 16.
Does that count?

Posted by: buddhaha at January 12, 2026 08:28 PM (4YokX)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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