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Axios: Trump Alerted the Secret Service about Marjorie Taylor Greene, Believing She Tipped Off Code Pink About His Location So That They Could Ambush Him
This sounds like something a deranged, bitter narcissist and retard would do.
The relationship between President Trump and former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene grew so poisonous that the White House told the Secret Service that Greene may have tipped off Code Pink protesters about his surprise visit last fall to a D.C. restaurant she recommended, two sources on Trump's team tell Axios. That episode -- which involved a chaotic confrontation between anti-war activists and Trump -- embarrassed the president and intensified concerns in the White House about his safety, a year after he narrowly escaped an assassination attempt.Yeah, that's not a defense. That's bringing up irrelevant bullshit to cloud the issues.
Why it matters: Trump aides view the Joe's Seafood debacle as a point of no return in his relationship with Greene, a Trump ally-turned-critic who left office this week. Greene told Axios that any suggestion she revealed Trump's dinner plans was "an absolute lie, a dangerous lie. I would never do that." She said she recommended the restaurant to Trump but didn't know when he would go there. Greene added that only the fancy lobbyist hangout -- a few blocks from the White House, at 15th and H NW -- and Trump aides knew of the reservation. She said: "The story you should be writing is why didn't the Secret Service sweep the restaurant," and have metal detectors at the door?
I mean... that's game over, right? She claims that she didn't know when he was going but she kept calling him on the day of the dinner to verify he was going there.
It's unclear whether Greene is being investigated by the Secret Service, which did not respond to a request for comment. Greene didn't respond when asked whether the Secret Service had contacted her. Zoom in: Trump's Sept. 9 outing to Joe's with Vice President Vance and several Cabinet members was part of an effort to show the president's deployment of National Guard troops had made D.C. streets safer. Protesters with the liberal group Code Pink got within feet of Trump's table and chanted: "Free DC.! Free Palestine! Trump is the Hitler of our time!" For weeks afterward, Trump aides say they tried to discern how the group knew about his unannounced dinner plans, which were known only to a few people. The media wasn't given a heads-up about Trump's plans. ... White House officials didn't provide direct evidence that Greene alerted the protesters, but said their suspicions rest on two factors: 1. Her suggesting where Trump should dine Officials say that after recommending the president go to Joe's, Greene repeatedly called White House staffers the day of the dinner to confirm he was going.
After Trump heard about Greene's calls, he called her shortly before leaving the White House and confirmed his planned visit, the sources said. Greene -- who was a regular at the restaurant -- didn't show up there when Trump and other officials were there, which struck some Trump aides as odd.Indeed. Why didn't this attention whore and would-be teachers pet show up?
2. Greene's relationship with Code Pink White House aides note Greene is friends with Code Pink co-founder Medea Benjamin. Greene and the organization are aligned in their opposition to the U.S. providing military aid to Ukraine and Israel. Benjamin last year praised Greene for opposing Trump's bombing of nuclear sites in Iran and for calling to strip foreign aid from the Pentagon's budget. ... "I have enjoyed a friendship with Medea for a few years now, even though politics says that's not allowed," Greene said later.That's because you're a fucking retard and your ideas are retard-shit. The 40 IQ troll says it's not true:
... The other side: Greene felt slighted from the early days of Trump's second administration, according to a source familiar with her thinking. She believed Trump lieutenants didn't take her suggestions seriously and ignored her outreach even though she'd shown her loyalty to Trump for years, the source said.
Former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸Her denial makes me think it's true, because she just starts spamming out irrelevant claims, like that it was all the Secret Service's fault because, she claims, they didn't sweep the restaurant. Okay, maybe they did or maybe they didn't -- that's irrelevant to the question of whether you tipped off Code Pink, and spamming out irrelevant nonsense makes me think: "The guilty mind betrays itself." I don't feel like quoting or addressing the rest of her screed. It's her usual shrieky-freaky scatterbrained ding-a-ling nonsense.
@RepMTG This is exactly what I told this little WH tool that wrote this absurd dangerous LIE about me on behalf of the WH because they are mad at me for telling the truth about the President and forcing the release of the Epstein files. Now they are making up horrific lies about me!!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 09, 2026 04:30 PM (0N4FZ)
Hi!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 04:31 PM (EEvvy)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2026 04:31 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 09, 2026 04:31 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2026 04:32 PM (YwEeS)
She was seriously 2 years in the House and positioning herself to be Trump's VP pick.
Oh, and the Jewish space lasers.
Seriously, never fall in love with a politician. They're all one diss away from shitting all over everything they've ever said and turning on a dime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:32 PM (GBKbO)
I look forward to being completely done with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Dustbin of history.
Rear-view mirror.
Memory hole.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (EEvvy)
Hey now! Trump is no retard.
Posted by: See Rock City at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (jc0TO)
@RepMTG
This is exactly what I told this little WH tool that wrote this absurd dangerous LIE about me on behalf of the WH because they are mad at me for telling the truth about the President and forcing the release of the Epstein files. Now they are making up horrific lies about me!!
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Several hundred DOJ lawyers are now full-time dedicated to going through 5 million pages of documents to make sure that lawful redactions happen prior to release.
They are doing this instead of pursuing institutional fraud or corruption.
Go, girl.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Ace
I'm beginning to think that the initials "AOS" stand for "Ace, Our Shakespeare."
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (77rzZ)
I look forward to being completely done with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Dustbin of history.
Rear-view mirror.
Memory hole.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (EEvvy)
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Last day in Congress was a few days ago.
Oh, and in somewhat related GA news: Stacey Abrams won't be running for governor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (xGnmX)
lol what BS
they're pals because they're both poisonous narcissistic overgrown queen bee BUTCH uggos
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (Nx5jP)
oh gosh! what will she do with herself!
I guess more fabulous novels
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (f0sNM)
Posted by: deep thought at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 04:35 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 09, 2026 04:34 PM (f0sNM)
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He also refused to name her his VP in 2024 after she'd been in the House for just over 2 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:35 PM (GBKbO)
you are a bad person with bad ideas
Posted by: ace at January 09, 2026 04:35 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 04:35 PM (Jpad8)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 04:35 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 04:35 PM (vFG9F)
Why are they friends?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2026 04:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: ace
"I call dibs."
-- Smoking Iranian hottie
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:36 PM (77rzZ)
Only Fans is mostly for Homo sapiens.
MTG should be on StoneAgeStunners.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 04:36 PM (Yp6az)
starlink is working much better tonight
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 04:36 PM (emBoF)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ZooomZooom (R) at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (Tfn2x)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Dammit Marcus, I spewed drinking decaf when I read that. LOL.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Inogame at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (xGnmX)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (ZcsJV)
Posted by: banana Dream - No sir, I don't like it. at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: steevy at January 09, 2026 04:32 PM (YwEeS)
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That's why they call it "Only fans".
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (krQz2)
The man just swiped a nation's President out from under their military but he didn't take your restaurant recommendations seriously. Have you tried therapy?
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2026 04:38 PM (Y3swt)
Karen Bass and the code pink people go to Cuba/Venezuela/China for training. How strange.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 09, 2026 04:38 PM (xJGPn)
Posted by: See Rock City at January 09, 2026 04:38 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Who the hell names their kid "Medea," after the peak hot/crazy sorceress who murdered her own children?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)
100 Comments violation:
Word is one of the tankers seized was full of weapons and ammunition, including drones.
Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 04:38 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:38 PM (krQz2)
100 Comments violation:
Word is one of the tankers seized was full of weapons and ammunition, including drones.
Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 04:38 PM (Y8DZL)
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This 100 comment rule violation is an affront to the dignity of the Morning Art Thread!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:38 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 09, 2026 04:39 PM (xJGPn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Might be indicted over that $2 billion dollar EPA grant when they were throwing out gold bars in the waning hours of the Biden junta reign.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:39 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Corona_Exile at January 09, 2026 04:39 PM (7rzgu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 04:39 PM (xGnmX)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:39 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Day drinking in the first case and steroids in the second.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Might be indicted over that $2 billion dollar EPA grant when they were throwing out gold bars in the waning hours of the Biden junta reign.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:39 PM (WDjG6)
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I just see: Advantage GOPe Brad Ratshitberger.
Le sigh...I'd vote third party if I lived in GA.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (GBKbO)
By that I mean that in 2016, Trump backers were thin on the ground, and he had to take what he could get. This meant schlubs, retreads and dimbulbs.
But now, he's leveled up, and can command first-class political talent. He doesn't need these losers cramping his style. He's like the nerd kid who had to put up with fat chicks because he was 4'9" in boots but now he hit a growth spurt, is closing on 6' and the cheerleaders are flirting with him.
First they ended up in the friendzone, now they're getting dissed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (ZOv7s)
Her partner at Code Pink is Jodie Evans. Evans is married to Neville Singham. Singham is a tool wealthy tool of the CCP and widely suspected of giving millions to BLM and antifa as well as other communist groups.
There's no chance MTG didn't know this.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (ScJGb)
Posted by: Obvs. at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (5trWk)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (Jpad8)
Posted by: Anna Puma
OK, fine. But you don't kill your own kids because your husband is banging the maid.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (rj6Yv)
The article above says that the restaurant scenario occurred in the fall. So, that is likely what she was commented about, and it, also, suggests she did indeed set Trump up.
Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (dIske)
I think he has.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:39 PM (krQz2)
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Yes, but the Ewok will personally piss on your leg if to talk about stupid stuff.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (hhkIi)
Posted by: Anna Puma
OK, fine. But you don't kill your own kids because your husband is banging the maid.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)
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Well, Medea did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (WDjG6)
Hope you’re feeling better whigster. Keeping you in the prayers.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (Jpad8)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (usMId)
It's a win-win. We hate the ayatollah and Islam that keeps us prisoners.
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (r5p5k)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (s61Oz)
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Objective
Those of us with three-digit IQs know that President Trump is incapable of being embarrassed. lol gf
And when was the last time you reported that a Democrat-Commie pol or talking head was ever embarrassed? You didn't even do it after the Corpse of Biden actively decomposed by at least 10% live on national TV during his "debate" with Trump ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (IpnJw)
And in other news, water is wet...
Posted by: man at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (XuXeR)
I think he has.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:39 PM (krQz2)
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Yes, but the Ewok will personally piss on your leg if to talk about stupid stuff.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (ZOv7s)
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And don't quote Queensryche.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (krQz2)
I think that ship started though in Iran under no flag, and started turning away to Ireland when intercepted.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 04:40 PM (ScJGb)
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Weird how they completely vanished when Barry and Biden were ruling the roost.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:43 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Marjorie Taylor Greene at January 09, 2026 04:43 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And that's why she should not be celebrated.
I mean, I know she's only a mythological character, but come on.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 04:43 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 04:43 PM (sDNVV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And that's why she should not be celebrated.
I mean, I know she's only a mythological character, but come on.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:43 PM (77rzZ)
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Don't be a Medea.
Be a Helen and cry so much that your husband forgives you for putting his city-state into a ten year siege for her honor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:44 PM (GBKbO)
That's why we tried to limit powers...
Posted by: man at January 09, 2026 04:44 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 04:43 PM (0U5gm)
______________________________
Now stand back and watch out I fire this ping pong ball across the room. No hands.
Posted by: Nancy Mace at January 09, 2026 04:45 PM (dIske)
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To be honest, I never thought she could even approach a fast trot.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 04:45 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)
And in other news, water is wet...
Posted by: man at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (XuXeR)
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Stacey won't be running, at least not without an oxygen tank.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 04:45 PM (rj6Yv)
this is a pretty much perfect metaphor lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 04:45 PM (emBoF)
“Smith was earnest in his desire to punish Trump for trying to overturn an election, but he took a cavalier attitude toward constitutional safeguards.”
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 04:45 PM (r5p5k)
Game over.
This explains everything about why MTG was unpersoned by Trump.
Bye, Felicia! Buh bye!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2026 04:46 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 04:46 PM (r5p5k)
Hopefully not near a major fault line...
Posted by: man at January 09, 2026 04:46 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Thanks. Laughter helps because I am not particularly mobile right now.
Operation is next month on cervical spine.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
Interesting.
Posted by: ace at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (o2ZRX)
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Last day in Congress was a few days ago.
Oh, and in somewhat related GA news: Stacey Abrams won't be running for governor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (GBKbO)
Why, can't she get any campaign funds? Did something happen?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 04:45 PM (emBoF)
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Thanks, but looking at MTG, that's exactly what comes to mind.
He was never that into you, you were never hot, you were just available.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Marjorie Taylor Greene at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 04:46 PM (r5p5k)
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Like it sez in Poor Richard's Almanac: "A dollar swapped is a dollar earned."
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 04:45 PM (0U5gm)
Cantering her is right out!
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (3uBP9)
Game over.
This explains everything about why MTG was unpersoned by Trump.
Bye, Felicia! Buh bye!!
Posted by: Lizzy
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MTG Goes to Washington will not have a happy ending.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 04:42 PM (s61Oz)
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There will come a day when your automobiles and "smart"-homes -- especially those cameras in your bedroom -- won't work without it either.
#Soon, comrade ...
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Obvs. at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (5trWk)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 04:48 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I guess it was really Helen who was at the intersectional apex of the hot/crazy matrix, not Medea.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)
"I have enjoyed a friendship with Joseph Stalin for a few years now, even though politics says that's not allowed," Green said in 1924.
Voluntarily associating with Batshit Benjamin on ANY level should be grounds for losing your security clearance and having articles of impeachment introduced.
She and her organization are quite clearly domestic enemies of the Constitution of the United States.
That's more than just "politics".
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at January 09, 2026 04:48 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (o2ZRX)
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I have been informed that this story is a thinly veiled gay grooming story.
All children should respond to the prospect of new foods by saying, "It's a slippery slope, Mother and Father, from trying asparagus to sucking cock, and I will not do it. I shall only eat animal crackers until the day I die."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (s61Oz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mo I Am at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (vFG9F)
Operation is next month on cervical spine.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
Prayers sent.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (xJGPn)
Posted by: whig
Depends on whom they cast to play the Claude Raines part.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (77rzZ)
#Soon, comrade ...
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (IpnJw)
Taco Bell
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (KDPiq)
Can't keep track of all the nutty GOP congress critters.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
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I don't like the sound of that!
Posted by: Al Gore at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Trump prevented her 2 billion payoff by Biden junta last January 2025. Her partner running the Abrams funds took a bunch of the remaining balance as salary while she was politicking.
Abrams is the black MTG it appears.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (WDjG6)
If I had known that, I'd have discounted you a looong time ago. See, it's a red flag on your judgement. Medea and Code Pink are fringe psychos of the Farthest Left demographic. And you're foolish enough to take at face value their "anti-war" rhetoric. They're not that except as a contemporary tool to advocate against American interests.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I guess it was really Helen who was at the intersectional apex of the hot/crazy matrix, not Medea.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)
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"I'm totally still a virgin, Menelaus. I swear."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (77rzZ)
On Wednesday I was able to bench 220lbs x 6 with solid form. Estimated 1RM around 265lbs. My official 1RM is 255lbs with judges looking on.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (Yp6az)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
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But you can watch it on OnlyFans for only a dollar!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (o2ZRX)
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I have been informed that this story is a thinly veiled gay grooming story.
All children should respond to the prospect of new foods by saying, "It's a slippery slope, Mother and Father, from trying asparagus to sucking cock, and I will not do it. I shall only eat animal crackers until the day I die."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
*blink*
*starts backing away slowly*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (wVcYX)
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I think she just had an appearance on their whether they inducted her into the Borg.
Posted by: Al Gore at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 04:51 PM (Yp6az)
*blink*
*starts backing away slowly*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (zZu0s)
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It was something someone was earnestly pushing in these very comments a few months back. I got a good laugh out of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:51 PM (GBKbO)
Can't keep track of all the nutty GOP congress critters.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Boebert in CO. She was being handsy on camera with a lefty brew pub owner.
Boebert, MTG, and Mace got divorces shortly after arriving in DC.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:51 PM (WDjG6)
Can't keep track of all the nutty GOP congress critters.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 09, 2026 04:49 PM (8AONa)
That's Broebert, and she's not far behind on the crazy train.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 04:51 PM (3uBP9)
sounds like a great song lyric, just need to write the rest of the song.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2026 04:51 PM (vbXSk)
Let's be fair to Stacy Abrams: running for any office below Federation Preznit would be a big step down.
Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (77rzZ)
I think that was some other communist front organization.
I do know that the left dropped Cindy Screechcunt like a live grenade when she refused to shut up and go away after Barky got elected.
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Steiner at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (h5iXY)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
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But you can watch it on OnlyFans for only a dollar!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (ZOv7s)
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But wouldn't be enough compensation.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (krQz2)
Medea B was famously kicked out of Egypt for attempting to use it as a passageway to Gaza for some protest, but they’ve supported Pali protests for many years.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (Hkcdp)
All children should respond to the prospect of new foods by saying, "It's a slippery slope, Mother and Father, from trying asparagus to sucking cock, and I will not do it. I shall only eat animal crackers until the day I die."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026
In your soup?
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The things you learn here.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (WDjG6)
Insurrection Act time. Philadelphia DA threatens to arrest ICE officers. And...national guard...and regular military:
https://is.gd/F9fsQB
And the Sheriff calls ICE "fake law enforcement":
https://is.gd/nunRSl
Says no real law enforcement wears masks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
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The sequel will be called "Son of Filiblubber" and star a bipolar transgendered Linda Hamilton.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: banana Dream - No sir, I don't like it. at January 09, 2026 04:37 PM (3uBP9)
Gnarly, even!
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (s61Oz)
Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM (Y8DZL)
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It's her summit pretend office.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
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>>But you can watch it on OnlyFans for only a dollar!
Check out her Fansly Account for the Behind the Scenes Footage
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (ZcsJV)
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It was something someone was earnestly pushing in these very comments a few months back. I got a good laugh out of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:51 PM (GBKbO)
tbf it gets hard to keep up sometimes.
Posted by: Babylon Bee at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (Yp6az)
She’s already the Galactic Emperor or whatever so running in GA would be a real downgrade.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
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That says more about the person telling you than anything about the story. Do they have a lot of experience grooming gays?
Because to me it's about taking a no-thank-you-bite of dinner. My grandson is at exactly that age where he has decided he hates everything. Alas, my daughter is too weak to lock him out of the house and force him to forge for food.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (7aZKT)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:50 PM (ZOv7s)
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But wouldn't be enough compensation.
Posted by: Axeman
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MTG in Stir Crazy remake.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 04:52 PM
But I'm making a comeback!
Posted by: Covid26 at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (ZcsJV)
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Special guest: Amanda Marcotte!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Who knew Lizzo was the Philadelphia Sheriff?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:48 PM (GBKbO)
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I think I can see that angle.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (krQz2)
She’s already the Galactic Emperor or whatever so running in GA would be a real downgrade.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM
I think she was the president of the Federation of Planets.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (3uBP9)
Because to me it's about taking a no-thank-you-bite of dinner. My grandson is at exactly that age where he has decided he hates everything. Alas, my daughter is too weak to lock him out of the house and force him to forge for food.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (ZOv7s)
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People have become so oversensitive to finding political messages they detest in entertainments that they will find any leftist message in any innocuous story.
It's silly nonsense that entertains me, mostly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (GBKbO)
Interesting.
Posted by: ace
That may have been the one coming from Iran
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (r5p5k)
Let us know when it is so we can pray. And it sounds like a big procedure so I guess we won't see you for a while. That's too bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (ix8EF)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (Yp6az)
Screw you!
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at January 09, 2026 04:53 PM (Yp6az)
Ditto.
Posted by: Batman, Spider Man, the Green Hornet.... at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM
Everyone ignores Pluto.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (r5p5k)
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"I have been briefed on the situation in Iran, and I suggest to Trump that he nuke the protestors for disrespecting Islam."
-Mayor of NYC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Opinion fact
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Her hubbie Donnie Wahlberg has also kept quiet which means leans to the conservative side of show biz. I think she must be happy now.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (WDjG6)
Bingo. This is everything in a nutshell.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (3uBP9)
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Somebody mentioned it earlier--might have been you, so what's up?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (krQz2)
“Things heard at Kalorama for $500, Jennings. You fag.”
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: The Lone Ranger at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (vFG9F)
Maybe she can ride on a pallet jack.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
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She can run, but it's only like three or four steps at time. That's just enough for her to crash through a wall like the Kool-Aid guy and break into a buffet.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: banana Dream
I saw some headline about her, but forgot what it said.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (Yp6az)
That could be a Dilbert character -- an engineer who's a white refugee from South Africa.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:51 PM (GBKbO)
Alex Jones did say they were turning the frogs gay and he has been right about a lot so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
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Got a cousin who was stationed in Korea. Married a Korean girl. Wonderful lady. Raised a lovely family. Very smart. One of my favorite people. Very based woman.
Posted by: Obvs. at January 09, 2026 04:57 PM (5trWk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I will, scheduled second week of February. Preop is end of the month when final date will be fixed.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:57 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (jc0TO)
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If Abrams visited Pluto, her first step onto it would change its orbit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Don't take the black pill and don't drink the black Kool-aid. Check.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:58 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 09, 2026 04:58 PM (s0JqF)
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And the Sheriff calls ICE "fake law enforcement":
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Delusion is not just a river in Egypt.
Would be a damn shame if they were to be shot with "fake bullets" in an armed resistance to "fake Feds" doing their sworn "fake duty" -- the latter being "fake immune" to any subsequent attempts at being fake prosecuted for having performed said duties.
lol gf
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 04:58 PM (IpnJw)
Media whore,attention ho,power mad, crass, trashy, course,homely, adulterer, tacky dresser...probably white shoes after Labor day,traitor,fake and which way the wind and $ blow, swinging hot (she's not), pro abortion/anti semitism (code pink friend), pension ho of Congres, Temu version of a conservative woman, chronic hangover look, and skin like pitted asphault on Route 66.
I was never a fan.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Obvs.
I have it on good authority from several Navy guys that you DO NOT want to piss off a Korean wife. They DO NOT take it lightly.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 09, 2026 04:55 PM (jc0TO)
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Man, Fuck Pluto!
Posted by: NASA at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM (krQz2)
Maybe she can ride on a pallet jack.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)
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She can run, but it's only like three or four steps at time. That's just enough for her to crash through a wall like the Kool-Aid guy and break into a buffet.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (ZOv7s)
Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?
Posted by: Chief Hubbard at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM (ULPxl)
True.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 04:41 PM (rj6Yv)
Yum! *shifty eyes*
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM (+9DY0)
Who knew Lizzo was the Philadelphia Sheriff?
Posted by: publius
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She's spread thin covering Philadelphia.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:00 PM (WDjG6)
Is it me, or does MTG's face look like Thulsa Doom when he's part-way through his transformation into an anaconda?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2026 05:00 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)
You can literally see light rays bending around Abrams.
She's at risk of creating a naked singularity everywhere she goes.
And no one wants to see that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 09, 2026 05:00 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 05:00 PM (r5p5k)
Posted by: NASA at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM (krQz2)
I did. That's why Mickey divorced me.
Posted by: Minnie Mouse at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (IG3/x)
Interesting.
Posted by: ace
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And ready to go?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (KDPiq)
My guess is MTG sucked up to Trump in hopes of him making her one of his top trusted advisors, becoming the effectual Speaker with Johnson becoming the public front man; flying everywhere in AF1 with Trump; attending many WH meetings and eventually becoming a player in all of Trump's top-level policy formulation meetings, and so on and on. Didn't happen and she got mightily pissed.
Similar to Michael Cohen who seemingly expected Trump45 would give him a yuuuge, important job in the White House, or appoint him to be a cabinet secretary. Didn't happen so he turned on Trump.
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (5rh/l)
She's at risk of creating a naked singularity everywhere she goes.
And no one wants to see that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 09, 2026 05:00 PM (IG3/x)
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She no longer has to pick up food with her hands, she just lets her gravity well draw it into her mouth.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (krQz2)
Just released a song about Jan 6 about awful maga is, how people on the right are the problem with everything, and how we all need to be liberal hippies like her. I think she'd "come out" as a lefty a long time ago.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (3uBP9)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Didn't she horrifically murder her dad & brother coz she had a huge crush on Jason?
Pretty sure she had crazy eyes before Jason ever sailed in.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (DoBxX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (s61Oz)
Posted by: NASA at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM
I did. That's why Mickey divorced me.
Posted by: Minnie Mouse at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM
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Weren't you fucking goofy?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 04:58 PM
If she went to Pluto the extra weight would be enough for it to get it's planet status back.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I read somewhere that when Menelaus burst into her chamber in Troy amid the destruction, she simply removed the top of her gown to show her chest . . . and that was the end of her problems with him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Erik L at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (xofyr)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Which movie was that in?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (krQz2)
and Google to suspend the X and Grok apps from their stores, at least until owner Elon Musk disallows them from letting users create and share nonconsensual, explicit images and depictions of child sexual abuse.
In an open letter to Apple CEO Tim Cook and Google CEO Sundar Pichai on Friday, Sens. Ron Wyden of Oregon, Ed Markey of Massachusetts and Ben Ray Luján of New Mexico said the tech giants should, “immediately remove the X and Grok apps from their app stores until the company’s Chief Executive Officer, Elon Musk, addresses these disturbing and likely illegal activities.”
… is Ron Wyden still alive ?
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 05:03 PM (r5p5k)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 05:03 PM (ScJGb)
Check out her Fansly Account for the Behind the Scenes Footage
Posted by: garrett
I thought the Tubes had better taste. She's a Beauty is about MTG? WTF
"You can say anything you like
But you can't touch the merchandise
She'll give you every penny's worth
But it will cost you a dollar first"
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:03 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM (77rzZ)
Never had one, but I've known former military with a wide variety of foreign brides.
Going by what I've seen, I'd put Filipinas at the top of the hot/crazy matrix. They're very sweet... until they aren't.
I did know one guy with a German wife who busted a cap in his ass, but I think she was an outlier.
Posted by: Minnie Mouse at January 09, 2026 05:03 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (3uBP9)
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Timing is everything. So much for the comeback.
Garofalo I think said that when she crossed over, she forgot to bring her cross over. Finally proven true.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: NASA
NASA sent New Horizons over there, so clearly figured the place (Charon counts too) was of interest. Which it is.
Your ire should be focused on the International Astronomical Union, which as an international body figured that Pluto was too much of a win for the Americans (Tombaugh was an American).
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (zZu0s)
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Was there no limit to Faucistein's MAD SCIENCE™?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (IpnJw)
Also, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Methinks she wanted ol' Donny Two Scoops to give her a Lewinsky in the Oval and he rebuffed her because obviously.
Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I read somewhere that when Menelaus burst into her chamber in Troy amid the destruction, she simply removed the top of her gown to show her chest . . . and that was the end of her problems with him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (wzUl9)
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The only extant elements of the Epic Cycle are Homer's Illiad and Odyssey. The other parts that detail all the rest are just summarized in other sources, at best.
So, the end of the Trojan War has competing versions. One, she cries. One, she does literally just show off her tits, yes.
The only reason we know about the Trojan Horse is because of one off-hand mention of it in The Odyssey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (GBKbO)
Turns out he was an illegal alien somali who was convicted for first degree criminal sexual assault for forcing someone to perform oral sex on him multiple times. When the cops went to arrest him, he fled into an apartment building and the manager wouldn't let them in. So they had to go back in a targeted operation. THAT'S why they were there.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (KC3Wn)
Posted by: Gref at January 09, 2026
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Was Cohen the guy who sounded like actor Michael Rapaport, and was always on Hannity's radio show in the summer and fall of 2016 thumping for Trump?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (krQz2)
Why not both?
Posted by: Minnie Mouse at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (3uBP9)
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Ah well.
I often wonder where my favorite band lies on the political spectrum. The lead writers are Christian, but their also East Coasters.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 05:05 PM (s61Oz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Which movie was that in?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:02 PM (krQz2)
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Medea by Pier Paolo Pasolini.
Not his best work. Needed 20 minutes cut from it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 05:05 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 05:05 PM (ScJGb)
Pretty sure she had crazy eyes before Jason ever sailed in.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (DoBxX)
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Totally a great name for a kid. "When you were born, we thought about our hopes for you and chose..."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 09, 2026 05:05 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 05:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: SMOD
Lives mostly in NYC now I think while representing Oregon. Big grifter I think now. AI summary fwiw.
"Ron Wyden has been described by critics as a "grifter" due to allegations of conflicts of interest and ethical concerns surrounding his political career.
One article claims he took $1,207,873 from the pharmaceutical industry, raising questions about his motivations when voting against RFK Jr.'s nomination, suggesting he represents Big Pharma rather than the people of Oregon.
The piece further accuses him of changing positions based on financial incentives and calls him a "career politician" who amassed a net worth between $6 million and $10 million, which the author implies may stem from insider trading.
Additional scrutiny comes from financial disclosures showing that his wife owns up to $3 million in stocks in major tech companies, while Wyden advocates for policies favorable to Big Tech, leading to accusations of a conflict of interest."
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:05 PM (WDjG6)
Conspiracy theory no more.
Not only did
@DOGE
confirm it—the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has re-confirmed it:
The Democrats have extorted the generosity of the American people.
Illegal aliens were issued Social Security numbers with maximum Social Security benefit payouts by the Biden–Harris terrorist administration:
• 270,425 in 2021
• 590,193 in 2022
• 964,163 in 2023
• 2,095,247 in 2024—on their way out the door
With a whopping 1.4 million illegals on Medicaid.
DOGE:
Antonio Gracias: “We found that there were about 5 million of them who came into the country illegally and got through an automatic system with Social Security numbers. We tracked that and found that they were on maximum benefit programs. We then looked to see if they were on the voter rolls, and in a handful of cooperative states, we found thousands of them. Many of them had voted.”
And here is another conspiracy theory that is no more: over $9 billion of American taxpayer money was also extorted in Minnesota by the Democrats.
In other words: your generosity has been robbed. Deceived. Blackmailed. Extorted.
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 05:06 PM (r5p5k)
Posted by: Pudinhead
......
It's a dog park.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Minnie Mouse
I heard a story about a guy waking up from a nap to see his Korean wife striking matches to set the bed on fire.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Case at January 09, 2026 05:06 PM (4rWc3)
I dunno. I've accidentally seen German porn and that would've been considered foreplay.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 09, 2026 05:06 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 04:56 PM (krQz2)
Just released a song about Jan 6 about awful maga is, how people on the right are the problem with everything, and how we all need to be liberal hippies like her. I think she'd "come out" as a lefty a long time ago.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (3uBP9)
Wow. That's impressive. Is she friends with Madison Cornbread?
Posted by: Chief Hubbard at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Minnie Mouse at January 09, 2026 05:03 PM (IG3/x)
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Yeah, playing with fire there.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)
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If you've never seen an accretion disk made purely of bacon grease, it's really something.
Posted by: ballistic at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (5aZAZ)
I think this woman has hit at least two of these, if not a trifecta.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (0U5gm)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I remember Carole Burnette playing such a skit with Steve Lawrence as a gangster or something as her lost love.
Carole was a faded showgirl spieling out her stories in a seedy bar.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:04 PM (KC3Wn)
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Pillar of the communities Minnesotan Marxists want to build, I see.
What's that I heard? "The most vulnerable among us"?
I guess it's apart from when he's forcing oral sex on someone....
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:08 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 05:08 PM (VE6XX)
Liberal Karen: WHY IS GAS STILL $5 Gallon !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jackson at January 09, 2026 05:08 PM (38587)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)
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If you've never seen an accretion disk made purely of bacon grease, it's really something.
Posted by: ballistic
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Paging publius to provide the maths to explain this phenomenon. Publius please to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:08 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 04:47 PM (WDjG6)
Prayers and keep laughing!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 05:08 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
She wasn't happy about it, though. Thus, yesterday's Art Thread.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:09 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg
Well, they were his kids too, and there was at some point in Greek philosophy (or playwriting) an idea that the mother was only the field the kids were grown in, and the father was the the actual one they were connected to.
I want to say that was the argument against the Furies tormenting whats-his-name for killing his mother Clytemnestra after she and her lover killed his father Agamemnon when he got back from the Trojan war.
Posted by: Zombie Jane Goodall at January 09, 2026 05:09 PM (a+4eV)
The principal killer of Pluto was Mike Brown, Caltech astronomer. He's proud of it, and likes to taunt over it. He even wrote a book, "How I killed Pluto, and Why It Had It coming."
New Horizons was launched a few months before the IAU officially killed it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)
You know, after I fully retire next year, I'm worried I'll sit on my ass all day reading (and being amused, entertained, and continually-educated) and commenting here.
I enjoy the virtual companionship & friendship & stimulating conversation -- as I'm a loner and generally have had no close friends IRL.
One thing I do miss from my youth and occasional adulthood (when single) was playing poker -- which I was pretty good at -- as it could be a bit of a microcosm of this experience here.
Anywho, I imagine I could figure out how to use modern technology to have a virtual poker game with some of the guys & gals here -- although how do I know you won't cheat me out of my life savings? j/k It's a stream-of-consciousness thought for now ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:09 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: It's me donna
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New version of Ghetto Lottery. Funny thing though is taht the 'wife' may not in fact be eligible under GoFundMe if she gets slapped with felony murder charges. That means the kid might get all of it.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Neil Nell? deGrasse Tyson at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM (+9DY0)
Posted by: It's me donna
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New version of Ghetto Lottery. Funny thing though is taht the 'wife' may not in fact be eligible under GoFundMe if she gets slapped with felony murder charges. That means the kid might get all of it.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM (WDjG6)
I sure hope so.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:09 PM (IpnJw)
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29 is a weird age to retire.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:11 PM (krQz2)
So I take it Vince Gill is also a big Lefty. That’s disappointing if accurate.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (KDPiq)
Should have been obvious when he got the Eagles gig.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2026 05:11 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM (WDjG6)
That would be the #1 reason I'd pursue them. Then, I'd let her be Judas and have immunity if she'd give everyone up...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2026 05:11 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Go Fund Me == Radical Payoff Network
Same thing.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM (WDjG6)
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It's going to be interesting to see how much enthusiasm will remain for this sort of stuff as additional casualties are taken.
The Karen thing is about misbehaving with impunity, not getting whacked for the glorious cause.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (ZOv7s)
New Horizons was launched a few months before the IAU officially killed it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)
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Paging Dr. Freud, please pick up the White Privilege and Sexual Inadequacy Courtesy Phone ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (IpnJw)
Alyssa Farah Griffin and Sara Haines will never fully accept her on The View, nor will anyone else currently involved.
(YouTube, Behind the Scenes of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Return to 'The View' | Behind the Table, January 7th)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (NFX2v)
In other words: your generosity has been robbed. Deceived. Blackmailed. Extorted.
Posted by: SMOD
I want a f'n body count
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (KC3Wn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 05:09 PM (w6EFb)
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That's messed up.
Posted by: Burton Guster at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (krQz2)
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Go Fund Me == Radical Payoff Network
Same thing.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (krQz2)
Hmm, I wonder if anyone has ever checked to see if the donations are all coming from where they say they're from?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: ShainS
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Obligatory WC Fields -
Naive Person: "Is this a game of chance?"
WC, shuffling deck: "Not the way I play it"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (sDNVV)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Didn't she horrifically murder her dad & brother coz she had a huge crush on Jason?
Pretty sure she had crazy eyes before Jason ever sailed in.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026
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Yes; according to Edith Hamilton's recounting, Medea murdered her brother to slow her father's pursuit of the Argo. Then she murdered King Pelias, who had sent Jason after the Fleece, by fooling his daughters into trying to make him young again by cutting him into pieces for a magic spell Medea would perform. Ha, ha, didn't work.
Then she murdered Jason's bride-to be by poisoning a gown she sent to the girl as a wedding gift. When the girl put it on, she was enveloped by fire.
Medea was quite a bit crazier than Helen. Helen might have been super-manipulative, but Medea was *nuts*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (1UJ30)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
That'd be an odd thing for her to say. Pretty sure they were married for at least a while before Paris came bouncing in out of nowhere with his "Goddess says you're mine" card.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (a+4eV)
I thought her area of expertise was Far Side cartoons.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Case at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (4rWc3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (s61Oz)
So Asian women, like all women, are a mixed bag of good and bad. Same as conservative women.
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (pRzTU)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (KDPiq)
Should have been obvious when he got the Eagles gig.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2026 05:11 PM (y9nCu)
Haven’t listened to him in years but I did like his blue grass period.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM (WDjG6)
One could hope... She put out a statement about how her "wife" was a devout Christian and how they were raising their son to respect all people and they were just there to help their neighbors with whistles and ICE had guns blah,blah,blah.. I so hope they arrest her ass...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (VE6XX)
In other words: your generosity has been robbed. Deceived. Blackmailed. Extorted.
Posted by: SMOD
Bamboozled, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (ZOv7s)
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We need a subset category for annual Darwin Award Winners called "Getting Whacked for The Glorious Cause."
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Case at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (4rWc3)
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That all sounds on the nose.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:15 PM (krQz2)
In other words: your generosity has been robbed. Deceived. Blackmailed. Extorted.
Posted by: SMOD
I want a f'n body count
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (KC3Wn
****
Body count = 1
Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 05:15 PM (1UJ30)
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (pRzTU)
Yeah, I'm gonna say real conservative women are not a mixed bag...can't speak to the grifters and fakers...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2026 05:16 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Go Fund Me == Radical Payoff Network
Same thing.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (krQz2)
261 New version of Ghetto Lottery. Funny thing though is taht the 'wife' may not in fact be eligible under GoFundMe if she gets slapped with felony murder charges. That means the kid might get all of it.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM (WDjG6)
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It's going to be interesting to see how much enthusiasm will remain for this sort of stuff as additional casualties are taken.
The Karen thing is about misbehaving with impunity, not getting whacked for the glorious cause.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
That "drive baby, drive" comment she made will hang her ass as an accessory to felony murder.
Same charge as a bank robbery get away driver who never went inside the bank gets when someone dies in the commission of a crime.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:16 PM (KC3Wn)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (ZOv7s)
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Yes they are definitely in for "Did you see how close I came to getting whacked?!!"
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2026 05:11 PM (y9nCu)
I thought Rubio got the Eagles gig.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (GBKbO)
"Chicxulub Impactor" is more her style, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 05:16 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Bulg
Lol. Hazards of not checking your socks
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
She wasn't happy about it, though. Thus, yesterday's Art Thread.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026
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I've always pictured Helen as a redhead. Only a ginger could make two entire kingdoms that crazy. (True, she had Aphrodite in there pitching. Another redhead, I suspect.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: It's me donna
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New version of Ghetto Lottery. Funny thing though is taht the 'wife' may not in fact be eligible under GoFundMe if she gets slapped with felony murder charges. That means the kid might get all of it.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:10 PM
I know this is not relevant because she was a lesbian democrat social influencer professional ICE buster but go fund me has a policy where they do not allow any fundraising for people who commit crimes. Trump needs to call them out very publicly on this.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:16 PM (77rzZ)
Drummer for the Stones after Charlie Watts died.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (+9DY0)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I think Norman Cousins did that and survived cancer because of it. Laughing All the Way was the book.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: whig
I'm willing to accept that the driver panicked and did not intend to strike the officer. The officer also panicked because he could not read her mind especially after/during being struck anyway. The driver is dead now and cannot be prosecuted.
The passenger, egging on the driver, on the other hand should be culpable for creating this no-win situation.
That I think covers the bases.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (gKWVE)
With communists, the latest thing is never the thing. The thing is the revolution.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: ShainS --
Works for me.
Posted by: From about That Time at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 04:33 PM (GBKbO)
"Chicxulub Impactor" is more her style, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 09, 2026 05:16 PM (8zz6B)
That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 05:18 PM (wVcYX)
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Go Fund Me == Radical Payoff Network
Same thing.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:12 PM (krQz2)
Hmm, I wonder if anyone has ever checked to see if the donations are all coming from where they say they're from?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (ULPxl)
*****
Stop looking at me like that!
Posted by: USAID at January 09, 2026 05:18 PM (1UJ30)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 09, 2026 05:11 PM (y9nCu)
At least according to Botticelli.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: ShainS
How is that different than now?
😳😳😳
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:18 PM (KC3Wn)
https://shorturl.at/O4HE2
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 05:18 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:13 PM (KC3Wn
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Body count, Body count, Body count
Body count, Body count, Body count
-- Body Count (Ice-T's rapcore band), Song: Body Count, Album: Body Count
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:18 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)
That was my take.
Posted by: Sandro Botticelli at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (IG3/x)
In other words: your generosity has been robbed. Deceived. Blackmailed. Extorted.
Posted by: SMOD
Bamboozled, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 05:14 PM (wVcYX)
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* in best Hedley Lamarr (Harvey Korman) voice: *
"Duped, Conned, Swindled, Hoodwinked, Deceived, Cheated, Defrauded, Fleeced, Rooked, Snookered, Gullied, Hoaxed, Played, Suckered, Burned ... Methodically!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: ShainS
Party Poker (or one of the other sites); Play money, Private Game. And one of the webmeeting sites for conversation and video
Posted by: Chuck C at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: It's me donna
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OMG! Support for Renee Good’s Widow and Family
3008% complete, $1,503,533 raised of 50K and still going!
269 Hahahaha, the bitch set her wife up to collect a sympathy pay out. No wonder she was egging her on.
Posted by: Ben Had
👍
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (ScJGb)
Posted by: Case
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That all sounds on the nose.
Posted by: Axeman
.......
Love how he just lets it fly.
Next he should call Gavin a queer used car salesman.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
Speaking of happy endings... My husband and I love getting massages together. We have a fave massage parlor we go to, keep our clothes on and they give amazing full body massages. But definitely not sketch!
We drove by a different massage parlor down by his work, and I joked that they looked really sketch. And my husband was like oh they're the sketch kind, no joke, everyone has warned me to stay away. Unless you like those kind of happy endings, of course.
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (5yWAX)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:16 PM (krQz2)
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They are incredibly stupid. They think that ICE officers have even less self-control than they do, because they buy into the whole notion that they are knuckle-dragging bullies who will snap at the slightest insult, when that is in fact them they are thinking about.
Years ago, when Michigan was debating changes to its concealed carry law, my wife and I overheard a table full of Dem staffers all agree that gun laws are absolutely necessary because of all the times they would have shot someone if THEY had a gun handy, and they are good, non-violent people, not like stupid conservatives.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)
It was good enough for Goering.
Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (1UJ30)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (sDNVV)
😳😳😳
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:18 PM (KC3Wn)
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Q.E.D.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:21 PM (IpnJw)
That I think covers the bases.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (gKWVE)
Could the felony murder rule be applied here?
Please say yes.
Posted by: Not a lawyer, don't play one on the net at January 09, 2026 05:21 PM (IG3/x)
MTG is drifting into Candace Owens end of the pool.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2026 05:21 PM (IifOV)
There isn't a "Useful Idiot" category already?
Posted by: Chuck C at January 09, 2026 05:21 PM (D0HYP)
Posted by: Nova Local
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You should work for the DoJ.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:21 PM (WDjG6)
And so we'll never meet again at Smokey Joe's Cafe
I'd rather eat my chili beans at Jim's or Jack's or John's or Gene's
Than take my chances eatin' down at Smokey Joe's Cafe
Whoa, why risk my life when that Smokey Joe's a crazy fool?
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump, Shot Caller With All The Keys at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (R/m4+)
i have an alibi
Posted by: quality learing center at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (GrrnA)
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Years ago, when Michigan was debating changes to its concealed carry law, my wife and I overheard a table full of Dem staffers all agree that gun laws are absolutely necessary because of all the times they would have shot someone if THEY had a gun handy, and they are good, non-violent people, not like stupid conservatives.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Had a similar conversation with a liberal saying they would pull out a gun for a common minor annoyance. That person didn't like when I asked them why didn't they go to "anger management" classes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (ScJGb)
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Candace has a married wealthy poofter as a retirement plan. MTG has some former newsie as a new husband.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (Bw4Jr)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (ZOv7s)
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I've heard that the have a lot more respect for life than we do.
Again: narcissists. They're never the problem, it's always people who thwart them.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (krQz2)
She was born Susan Benjamin, but changed her name to Medea after her first year at Tufts (joined the SDS, later dropped out), because "liked how the name sounded, and she had heard a feminist interpretation of the Greek tragedy suggesting that Medea had never killed her children and was only blamed for it by patriarchal traditions".
She chose to celebrate the name herself, because she is stupid, as well as evil.
Posted by: barbarausa at January 09, 2026 05:23 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (ScJGb)
I sense a remake of "Double Indemnity" and/or "Body Heat" in the makings.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 05:23 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Elric the Blade at January 09, 2026 05:24 PM (Bw4Jr)
Well that just demonstrates even more why you should carry.
Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 05:24 PM (vFG9F)
Please say yes.
Posted by: Not a lawyer,
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Yes with that and the other evidence of both of them being anti ICE activists and planning to block ICE officers in to obstruct official duties.
And explicitly in the felonious assault on federal officers, cars are explicitly mentioned as lethal weapons.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:24 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 05:24 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 05:22 PM (ScJGb)
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*gasps, wheezes, frantically makes rope out of bedsheet*
"Can't you wash that thing? I'm dying here."
Posted by: The Wolverine at January 09, 2026 05:25 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 05:19 PM (ScJGb)
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I'm actually hoping for that happy ending.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 05:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (sDNVV)
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Howdy, darling!
Yeah, I got into that when it first hit the interwebz, but was pretty sure I was being cheated (which definitely happened to me when I tried day-trading futures and commodities -- a total and costly racket).
But that was like a couple or three decades ago, so maybe it's become more legit? However, wifey is terrified of me gambling ... so likely would forbid it (although she's open to playing poker with friends for small stakes and fun IRL).
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:25 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2026 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Nova Local
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You should work for the DoJ.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:21 PM (WDjG6)
I should...but who wants to have to quit every time a D is in office?
Posted by: Nova Local at January 09, 2026 05:25 PM (tOcjL)
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Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 09, 2026 05:26 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: whig
I think she's popped out a couple of kids, though.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 05:23 PM (wVcYX)
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Instead of showing Fred MacMurray some leg, she'll flash her cooter at Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: The Wolverine at January 09, 2026 05:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 05:20 PM (sDNVV)
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Howdy, darling!
Yeah, I got into that when it first hit the interwebz, but was pretty sure I was being cheated (which definitely happened to me when I tried day-trading futures and commodities -- a total and costly racket).
But that was like a couple or three decades ago, so maybe it's become more legit? However, wifey is terrified of me gambling ... so likely would forbid it (although she's open to playing poker with friends for small stakes and fun IRL).
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 05:25 PM (IpnJw)
Maybe just run a virtual game (no *payments* made online) and settle accounts at various MoMees?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 05:27 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......
and gave her WeatherTech floor mats for Xmas.
To catch the blood.
And bits of brains.
Cleanup is a bitch.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 05:27 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:28 PM (ZOv7s)
Mike Brown wants to be the discover of the "real" 9th planet as he calls it.
It's looking pretty likely there is another planet out there -- way out there. It's either a Neptune or superearth.
If it's out there, the new Vera Rubin telescope will likely find it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 05:28 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 05:29 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2026 05:29 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 05:23 PM (wVcYX)
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Instead of showing Fred MacMurray some leg, she'll flash her cooter at Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: The Wolverine
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Ewww. I can smell that through the internet.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:29 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:07 PM (KDPiq)
Should have been obvious when he got the Eagles gig.
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That's seems like proper punishment for being a big Lefty--having to travel and interact daily with Don Henley.
Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2026 05:29 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Haven't Thought Of Her Since at January 09, 2026 05:29 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:28 PM (77rzZ)
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Vile Skunkbear opened for the Verve Pipe at Small Planet in 1992.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026
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Instead of showing Fred MacMurray some leg, she'll flash her cooter at Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: The Wolverine at January 09, 2026
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That lacks something.
Probably class.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2026 05:30 PM (wzUl9)
"Planet Nine" was a nice theory for the data we had before 2025.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 05:30 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Haven't Thought Of Her Since
Isn't Crystal Gale her sister?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:30 PM (77rzZ)
I had no idea they charge an additional 16% on top of your donation ( at least a credit card donation)
I'll never donate through them again.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:30 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2026 05:30 PM (Fs0KI)
If we're looking for a 51st state the Philippines would be a start.
Very capitalist, very affectionate, Christian, and have a better opinion of America than the population of any large city here.
Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 05:30 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:30 PM (KDPiq)
Posted by: Bulg
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Well the poofter is a Limey lord to be so he bats from both sides of the wicket.
Gay or British is the real Hamlet question for their upper crust. To suck or not to suck.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:31 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 09, 2026 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 05:31 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Haven't Thought Of Her Since
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Isn't Crystal Gale her sister?
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026
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No, Crystal is Loretta Lynn's sister.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 09, 2026 05:31 PM (wzUl9)
Neighbors? Isn't that a bit generous? They weren't from there and knew no one (as I understand it). I'm sorry but if I live in one city and you live in another city, county, state, or country, you're not really my neighbor. Words matter.
And as an aside, the pro-insurrectionist collectives don't even refer to the police, military, or various authorities tasked with enforcing law as neighbors/citizens either. They might as well be invaders from another planet as far as they're concerned. They're the Other and to be defined as such so as to make them less than human and viable targets of violence.
She can stuff the "devout Christian" garbage up her a**.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 09, 2026 05:31 PM (gLikB)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 05:31 PM (KDPiq)
"Planet Nine" was a nice theory for the data we had before 2025.
Posted by: gKWVE
All theories about it come from outer space.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 05:31 PM (77rzZ)
Probably class.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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I would say taste but projectile vomiting is a thing.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 05:31 PM (WDjG6)
Raising money for an ICE activist's death for the "widow" I guess. For the little boy and the two kids she abused, ok, I guess.
That "widow" should never get a dime for her Drive,baby,Drive on an icy street with people on the street and sidewalk.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 05:32 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: NASA at January 09, 2026 04:59 PM (krQz2)
I will be, if that slacker Goofy doesn't take his blue pills.
Posted by: Minnie Mouse at January 09, 2026 05:33 PM (8zz6B)
A mini-Neptune, I should say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 05:33 PM (w6EFb)
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"Sheriff" Rochelle Bilal is *Fundamentally non-serious*.
Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2026 05:33 PM (TN0g+)
That I think covers the bases.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 05:17 PM (gKWVE)
Could the felony murder rule be applied here?
Please say yes.
Posted by: Not a lawyer, don't play one on the net at January 09, 2026 05:21 PM
Unfortunately that ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 09, 2026 05:36 PM (0N4FZ)
And here is another conspiracy theory that is no more: over $9 billion of American taxpayer money was also extorted in Minnesota by the Democrats.
In other words: your generosity has been robbed. Deceived. Blackmailed. Extorted.
Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 05:06 PM (r5p5k)
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If by maximum benefits he means they were automatically put at the top income bracket to receive the maximum payout at retirement, people need to be arrested and executed.
Most Americans get less than half the maximum payout after working 35 to 40 years.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 09, 2026 05:36 PM (Vh9CX)
Posted by: Frank Barone
MTG cannonballed into the Candace Owens End of the pool.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:38 PM (KC3Wn)
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"Sheriff" Rochelle Bilal is *Fundamentally non-serious*.
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By the way, I just listened to that *stupid* bint address the press for a little more than 3 minutes, and good God that bitch is stupid, and dangerous. And just like Idi Amin and every other wannabe-but-wasn't warrior that idiot has 4 stars on her collar, as if she stormed the beeches at Normandy. One of these days we're going to stop letting idiot bints cosplay as warriors.
Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2026 05:40 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Mister Scott
Her "drive baby, drive" comment right after she got out of the vehicle makes her an accomplice.
She can. Whether she does or not...
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 05:40 PM (KC3Wn)
Posted by: no one at January 09, 2026 06:08 PM (qFwJc)
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