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US Marines Seize Another False-Flag Ship of the "Dark Fleet"

Trump announced that the planned "second wave" of attacks on Venezuela have been cancelled, as the narcoterrorist state is releasing political prisoners in an attempt to seek peace.

President Trump on Friday said he canceled an "expected second Wave of Attacks" on Venezuela, less than a week after U.S. strikes in Caracas resulted in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.

"Venezuela is releasing large numbers of political prisoners as a sign of 'Seeking Peace,'" Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social. "This is a very important and smart gesture. The U.S.A. and Venezuela are working well together, especially as it pertains to rebuilding, in a much bigger, better, and more modern form, their oil and gas infrastructure."

"Because of this cooperation, I have cancelled the previously expected second Wave of Attacks, which looks like it will not be needed, however, all ships will stay in place for safety and security purposes," the president continued. "At least 100 Billion Dollars will be invested by BIG OIL, all of whom I will be meeting with today at The White House."

He previously said during a press conference on Saturday that a second attack would be "much larger" but likely no longer "necessary," citing the success of the initial attack.

It might also be that Trump's blockade of Venezuela might be enough to do the trick.


The WSJ:

The U.S. Coast Guard boarded a fifth oil tanker early Friday morning and continued to eye other vessels trying to evade the U.S. blockade on sanctioned tankers traveling to and from Venezuela, according to U.S. officials.

The tanker targeted Friday was the Olina, said the officials and Vanguard, a shipping security and tracking company. The ship, previously named the Minerva M, was sanctioned by the U.S. for its role in transporting Russian oil. The move is likely to inflame tensions between Washington and Moscow days after the U.S. seized a ship that claimed Russian protection and was being escorted by the Russian Navy.

The ship has an East Timor flag, and the last time it transmitted its position was in mid-November near the coast of Venezuela, according to Marine Traffic, a global ship-tracking service, which added that it was sailing under a false flag.

Ed Morrissey explains Trump's plan:

In the short run, this does put pressure on Delcy Rodriguez, who wants to run the Maduro regime without Maduro himself, who will spend much of the rest of his life as a guest of the Federal Bureau of Prisons. She needs the revenue from illicit oil sales just as much as Maduro did, and possibly more, given her less-stable situation at the top of the regime. Trump wants the regime gone, but doesn't necessarily want to put boots on the ground to accomplish it. Better to starve the regime and let the hyenas tear each other apart, but hopefully before Venezuelans pay the prices for that kind of collapse for too long.

The "dark fleet" also puts money in the hands of Putin and the Mullahs of Iran.

Posted by: Ace at 01:36 PM




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1 I assume that the usual suspects will resume bitching.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 01:36 PM (ExV1e)

2 Man, we're about to get a raft of '80s style action movies about Tier 1 guys again, aren't we?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2026 01:36 PM (mlg/3)

3 Prior thread alerted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 09, 2026 01:37 PM (LdBR/)

5 Dark Fleet.


Dat Raciss.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 01:38 PM (ZcsJV)

6 I guess we add 'Commodore' to Rubio's titles.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 09, 2026 01:38 PM (GTqXr)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Trump is going after the funding sources of all enemies, foreign and domestic, criminal and political.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (V6W16)

9 Wait, Trump is inflaming tensions between DC and Moscow?


But, but, but, but, I was told he was Putin's puppet!!11!!!eleventy!!!!1!!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)

10 This term Trump settles all family business.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (bjo5x)

11 Ooh rah, Devil Dogs.

Ace, Ryan Fournier has just released cell phone footage from the ice agent who shot the lesbian who tried to run him down with her car.

I'd link it here, but my link skilz are weak.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (4tmpE)

12 Anyone know what's being done with these tankers that we're taking? Just curious...

Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (Bhsk7)

13 >>> 10 This term Trump settles all family business.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (bjo5x)

He's hitting *everyone* in the pocketbook.

For starters.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (ULPxl)

14 6 I guess we add 'Commodore' to Rubio's titles.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 09, 2026 01:38 PM (GTqXr)

Lord of The Seas

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (k1E2D)

15 Ace,

It looks like it was the Coast Guard, not the Marines.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (n9ltV)

16 Seems Trump just may usher in WWIII, just not in the way everyone thought he would.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

17 >>> 9 Wait, Trump is inflaming tensions between DC and Moscow?


But, but, but, but, I was told he was Putin's puppet!!11!!!eleventy!!!!1!!!!!
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)

Is worst puppet EVER.

Posted by: Vlad P. at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (ULPxl)

18 Good news. Keep after it, men!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 01:41 PM (emBoF)

19
Anyone know what's being done with these tankers that we're taking? Just curious...

Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (Bhsk7)

____________

Carnival Cruises has an eye out for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 01:41 PM (tgvbd)

20 I’m having fun watching China and Russia hold each others small dicks.

In response, Russia launched a hypersonic missile at Ukraine. lol it also looks like Russian mouthpiece Zerohedge is very upset lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 09, 2026 01:41 PM (3arSl)

21 . The ship, previously named the Minerva M, was sanctioned by the U.S. for its role in transporting Russian oil.

I can't wait for lefties to tell us that is no reason to seize a ship after using it as justification to seize a bunch of Russian ships.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

22 >> Anyone know what's being done with these tankers that we're taking? Just curious..


They will be impounded.
Any Oil seized.
Ships will be sold or salvaged and the proceeds will also be seized.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 01:41 PM (ZcsJV)

23 I think PDJT has realized that Putin is scum. Finally.

He's not going to try diplomacy anymore.

I like!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 01:41 PM (emBoF)

24 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (4tmpE)


*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Anyone know what's being done with these tankers that we're taking? Just curious...

Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (Bhsk7)

____________

Carnival Cruises has an eye out for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


For their Section 8 Cruise Line.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (KC3Wn)

26 So now WE are the pirates.
Cool.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

27 Still not tired of winning.

Trump's flipping tables and making it clear the US is not playing around anymore.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (cuae1)

28 8 Trump is going after the funding sources of all enemies, foreign and domestic, criminal and political.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything
========
Better than trying to nation build.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (WDjG6)

29 "The ship has an East Timor flag"

I did not know that East Timor was still a sovereign country. I thought the Indonesians invaded, took it over, and fucked everyone in the ass.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

30 >>Seems Trump just may usher in WWIII, just not in the way everyone thought he would.


By my count, he's up to WWVIII.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (ZcsJV)

31 Are they naming ships after horsies now? Twenty bucks on Olina to win, and fifty on Minerva M to show.

Posted by: gp at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (GHIyr)

32 This is EXACTLY what a Russian asset Putin puppet would do to try and throw us off! But we're too smart for that! Drumpf got peed on in a Moscow hotel and Putin has the video! Russian stooge! MUH CULLOOZSHUN!!!!!!

Posted by: Fat brainwashed and trans is no way to go through life at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (TbWk/)

33 Yeah but leftists don't actually give a shit about reality, only their narratives. The video though is enough to persuade a lot of the normies though that mebbe it was simply a tragedy that the woman did not back off and only enrages the right.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:37 PM (WDjG6)
---
Marxism is the baby bottle of a progressive's rejection of reality.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (krQz2)

34 So now WE are the pirates.
Cool.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (v0R5T)
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Privateers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (ESVrU)

35 12 Anyone know what's being done with these tankers that we're taking? Just curious...
Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (Bhsk7)

The oil has been offloaded at ports in the US while the US waits for the owners to claim the ships.

No one is coming forward.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (k1E2D)

36 The "dark fleet" also puts money in the hands of Putin and the Mullahs of Iran.
++++
And delivers oil to Red China.

Venezuela is in the middle of the Iran-Red China-Russia trade system, and it's not just oil. They move people, goods, materials, etc. through Venezuela, too. Venezuela is not itself a huge participant (other than shipping oil out, mostly to the Orient), but it is an important hub.

Plus, the "Dark Fleet" vessels seized will likely become US-flagged property, adding to our non-combat naval assets or merchant marine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (GyQIQ)

37
Trumps going to the mattresses

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (IifOV)

38 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)


The only link on your wordpress is to a video that no longer exists.

FYI.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

39 23 I think PDJT has realized that Putin is scum. Finally.

He's not going to try diplomacy anymore.

I like!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 09, 2026 01:41 PM (emBoF)

If he can't be played effectively against Zelenskyy, DJT has no use for him.

Posted by: XTC at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (UnA8+)

40
Well! I hope we get a president who returns us to the historic norms of bowing and scraping to world opinion!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (tgvbd)

41 Incidentally, there is another indirect aspect of stopping the circumvention of sanctions by Venezuela, Iran, and Russia.

Iran, who supported the various hell raisers in Yemen (Houthis etc.) are currently in a fight to keep their own heads above water, and have turned away from funding discord in Yemen. As a result, there is an actual effort right now to achieve a peace agreement with even the insurgent south in that country. A leader of the south was supposed to show up in Saudi Arabia for these optimistic negotiations, and instead he stowed aboard a small ship and flew to Somalia and then parts unknown.

In short, the real trouble makers in that country are leaving and have lost financing because Iran is in such dire straights (directly related to stopping these dark fleet crude transporters for Iran's refinery operations).

Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (dIske)

42 Anyone know what's being done with these tankers that we're taking? Just curious...
Posted by: bearski
......

We should pitch in and buy one for the Moron Cruise Line.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

43 Moves like this always get framed as enforcement or deterrence, but they also show how geopolitics often plays out through symbolic actions as much as concrete outcomes. Seizing another tanker may send a message, but it rarely resolves the underlying issues driving these standoffs.

MAGA made america godzilla again….Taking what it wants, destroying all others, to the surprise of no one. Still think Venezuela isn't about oil?

Lol who thinks this when Trump literally came out and said it was about oil?

So the GOP Can add piracy on open sea to their list of crimes. its only going to make the rest of the world run harder towards solar and alternative energy. Enough already w/ the dumb oil wars

So what is the justification for selling the oil? Where is the court order authorizing this seizure? We are just using the military to seize cargo to enrich Trump personally and his cronies.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (JCZqz)

44 Any more trouble out of Darcy and the USA drops lesbian social justice warriors on you. No parachutes, just killing two birds with one stone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (ScJGb)

45 Wild year so far!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (WONhk)

46 I think PDJT has realized that Putin is scum. Finally.

He's not going to try diplomacy anymore.

I like!


This is just another aspect of diplomacy honestly. Biden was happy with the status quo of wasting US dollars and getting Ukes and Russians killed.

Trump wants to end the war so he's finding new and interesting ways to pressure Vlad to make a peace agreement.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (sKqQm)

47 And tying in Russia and Greenland -

Daily-Express (UK) :

Headline:

"WW3 fears explode as Russian infiltrators caught red-handed in NATO country"

A bit melodramatic, but good for context.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/yd8frfz9

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (rj6Yv)

48 >>> 21 . The ship, previously named the Minerva M, was sanctioned by the U.S. for its role in transporting Russian oil.
==
I can't wait for lefties to tell us that is no reason to seize a ship after using it as justification to seize a bunch of Russian ships.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

HA!

Especially since Brandon's retards grabbed a bunch of "oligarch" crap belonging to individuals, rather than commercial ships with questionable flagging and actions.

Posted by: Vlad P. at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (ULPxl)

49 If the ships have cargo they’re going to Houston for unloading and refining. They will then go to a temporary port until the can be auctioned off.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (3arSl)

50 Don't complain. Join us. Come to the Dark Side.

We have smelt!

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

51 I believe Trump is continuing on with his plan of seizing the ships, selling the oil at market rates to China, and then send thr money to Venezuela in return for cooperation and to keep their economy running.

The Chinese were buying a lot of Venezuelan oil at discount because of the sanctions. Now they are going to pay full price for the same oil while their influence in Venezuela is slowly choked off along with Iran and Russia.

That seems to be what Trump is trying to accomplish here.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (6ydKt)

52 thought the Indonesians invaded, took it over, and fucked everyone in the ass.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)


This has me giggling like a drunk teenager.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (2J/Lj)

53 "The ship has an East Timor flag"

I did not know that East Timor was still a sovereign country. I thought the Indonesians invaded, took it over, and fucked everyone in the ass.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
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Dunno...But a lot of tiny little nothing countries will let you register ships with them, I guess. Probably in exchange for a cut of the profits from whatever shady business you are running.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (ESVrU)

54 Trump wants the regime gone, but doesn't necessarily want to put boots on the ground to accomplish it. Better to starve the regime and let the hyenas tear each other apart, but hopefully before Venezuelans pay the prices for that kind of collapse for too long.
++++
Maybe. I am not sure if Trump or Rubio much care about the regime. Stop playing footsie with China and Iran, stop shipping drugs and arms and gangsters into the United States, stop back-stopping other hostile regimes (like Cuba), make restitution for the property you stole.

In other words, "fall into line." So long as that happens, the details of the regime or who runs it is irrelevant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (GyQIQ)

55 37
Trumps going to the mattresses
Posted by: Frank Barone

The ones he had Russian hookers pee on?!?!?!

Posted by: Leftist Retards at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (JCZqz)

56 So the GOP Can add piracy on open sea to their list of crimes

Back when Trump bombed the Houthis I was told that piracy was just their culture and it was rayciss to attack them for being pirates.

Guess as with many lefty talking points that is no longer valid

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (sKqQm)

57 I can just see Trump laughing like the Sesame Street count.


"Five! Ah Hahaha!"

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (0U5gm)

58 Wait, Trump is inflaming tensions between DC and Moscow?


But, but, but, but, I was told he was Putin's puppet!!11!!!eleventy!!!!1!!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 01:39 PM (k1E2D)
---
"A cock-holster for Putin" as somebody put it.

But no fear, "Trump Always Chickens Out".

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (krQz2)

59 Spheres of influence.

I won't cry when American tankers get sunk near Japan either.

Send your American stuff near Russia and China, expect it to get seized and robbed.

Same applies when they mess around in the western hemisphere. As an opponent to globalism, this is a positive development.



Posted by: Jack of All Tirades...who likes it in the ass at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (qXm8/)

60 14 14 6 I guess we add 'Commodore' to Rubio's titles.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 09, 2026 01:38 PM (GTqXr)

Lord of The Seas
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (k1E2D)

El Conquistador Supremo

Posted by: XTC at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (UnA8+)

61 Trumps going to the mattresses
Posted by: Frank Barone



Is that anything like that stupid bint that was walking around her college campus carrying a mattress to draw attention to her rape fantasies or some shit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Anyone know what's being done with these tankers that we're taking? Just curious...
Posted by: bearski
......

We should pitch in and buy one for the Moron Cruise Line.
Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM


It's very expensive to refit with a Lido Deck, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1)

63 thought the Indonesians invaded, took it over, and fucked everyone in the ass.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Why am I just finding out now?!?!?!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (JCZqz)

64 thought the Indonesians invaded, took it over, and fucked everyone in the ass.

Hmm, you know plane tickets to East Timor are cheaper then I thought though if we can get some environmental shindig there I can probably fly for free...

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

65 Trump's destroying all the norms!

Posted by: Norm Abrams at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (oftw2)

66 We've always been at war with East Timor.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (krQz2)

67 MAGA made america godzilla again….Taking what it wants, destroying all others, to the surprise of no one. Still think Venezuela isn't about oil?
____

It's about oil. And many other strategic things the tiny brains at Reddit can't even conceive of.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)

68 The Left: "Maybe we shouldn't have gone through his wife's things." 🤔

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (bjo5x)

69 35 The oil has been offloaded at ports in the US while the US waits for the owners to claim the ships. No one is coming forward. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

--------------

Interesting...

Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (Bhsk7)

70 *sigh*

I guess today is Sock Fail Day for me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (ULPxl)

71 26 So now WE are the pirates.
Cool.
Posted by: wth
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Nope. There are clear international law here ironically. There is a long chain of requirements how vessels are supposed to be flagged--ship's registries, etc. Since Russia invaded Ukraine, there have been international sanctions on its export of oil. Same as Iran and Venezuela. We did not impose these sanctions, ironically international bodies did and that means any vessel carrying such contraband may be stopped, searched, and seized if contraband is present by any nation's military force.

Same as us blowing up druggie boats in international waters. They are regarded the same as pirates and smugglers in international law because they are conspirators in criminal actions and refusing to take the flag of the nation that might give them protection.

These laws of the sea date way back and was part of the reason that the US and Britain went to war in 1812.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (WDjG6)

72 More Trump, please.

Posted by: Weasel at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (VgJ79)

73 Trump's destroying all the norms!

Posted by: Norm Abrams at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (oftw2)
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And we thought Norm MacDonald died of cancer!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:47 PM (krQz2)

74 We've always been at war with East Timor.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (krQz2)



East Timor meets West Timor downtown.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Spheres of influence.

Imagine a spherical Cora Segal ...

Posted by: Your Physics T.A. at January 09, 2026 01:47 PM (0sNs1)

76 40
Well! I hope we get a president who returns us to the historic norms of bowing and scraping to world opinion!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (tgvbd)

--------

Remember those effing days. Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 09, 2026 01:47 PM (aZm/F)

77 The in-crowd calls it Timor-Leste, IIRC.

Posted by: gp at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (GHIyr)

78 Trump is going after the funding sources of all enemies, foreign and domestic, criminal and political.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything


How sad is it that the largest illicitly funded enemy of the country is the democrat party?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (0U5gm)

79
They're burning down the Ayatollah's tomb in Iran, but no, let's go 24/7 on the story of a Downs Syndrome socialist in Minneapolis.



Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (Y8DZL)

80 Reddit acting like Godzilla wasn't the most badass (fictional) thing ever.

Posted by: XTC at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (UnA8+)

81 I bought some Canadian raspberry jam.
I didn't notice until I waa eating it. Decent stuff.
Am I gonna be in trouble?

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (1UJ30)

82 *sigh*

I guess today is Sock Fail Day for me.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM


We love you anyway!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)

83 From Downstairs.

We will know how serious Bondi is if she charges the "wife" with felony murder (whig checked the federal law and left a comment on last thread about that) and the funders with RICO charges.

Make them suffer, or the Left will continue with these tactics.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (bIWgk)

84 Reddit acting like Godzilla wasn't the most badass (fictional) thing ever.
Posted by: XTC at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (UnA8+)



He was a horrible parent tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

85 It's very expensive to refit with a Lido Deck, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

First up. Penguin-watching tours!

Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (oftw2)

86 We did not impose these sanctions, ironically international bodies did and that means any vessel carrying such contraband may be stopped, searched, and seized if contraband is present by any nation's military force.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (WDjG6)
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Yeah, but like Congress and immigration laws, they didn't really intend these laws to be enforced.

Laws are for having and citing. Unless Dems can arrest somebody for praying in public.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (krQz2)

87 >>> 59 Spheres of influence.

I won't cry when American tankers get sunk near Japan either.

Send your American stuff near Russia and China, expect it to get seized and robbed.

Same applies when they mess around in the western hemisphere. As an opponent to globalism, this is a positive development.



Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (qXm8/)

Really?

That's... interesting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (ULPxl)

88 Plus, the "Dark Fleet" vessels seized will likely become US-flagged property, adding to our non-combat naval assets or merchant marine. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

--------------

Those tankers are shite. Pretty sure they're unusable to any American outfit. I presume they'd be scuttled. Or held for the reincarnation of Dennis Hopper...

Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:49 PM (Bhsk7)

89
I guess today is Sock Fail Day for me.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM



Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Reddit acting like Godzilla wasn't the most badass (fictional) thing ever.

George Waaaaaashington > Godzilla > King Kong >>>>>>>> Harry Potter

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

91 saw an estimate of the size of the "Dark fleet" worldwide - something like 1000 - 1500 completely unregulated ships around the world, skating free of all international regulations. Trump having taken 5 of them doesn't even scratch the surface. In fact the entire US Navy would have a hard time making a dent in this number.

Bring back Letters of Marque and Reprisal!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2026 01:49 PM (uWKK8)

92 They're burning down the Ayatollah's tomb in Iran, but no, let's go 24/7 on the story of a Downs Syndrome socialist in Minneapolis.



Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (Y8DZL)
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Wait. What? Khomeini's tomb?

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 01:49 PM (rj6Yv)

93 If the Feds can find more fraud I can only say, I voted for that. In the meantime, Trumpy is out solving all the family problems abroad. Hopefully, he finds time to bully pulpit his massive economic accomplishments, because the midterms will hinge on that perception.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (AYvpf)

94 As noted, Trumps angling for a spot on Rushmore.

He's easily entered the pantheon of consequential Presidents.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (vgdiU)

95 We will know how serious Bondi is if she charges the "wife" with felony murder (whig checked the federal law and left a comment on last thread about that) and the funders with RICO charges.

If Bondi does that I swear I won't say a bad thing about her for the next 3 months.

But...let's see...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

96 We've always been at war with East Timor.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (krQz2)


East Timor meets West Timor downtown.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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No time, the walls fall down.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (krQz2)

97 Those tankers are shite. Pretty sure they're unusable to any American outfit. I presume they'd be scuttled. Or held for the reincarnation of Dennis Hopper...
Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:49 PM (Bhsk7)
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I bet we can find a use for 'em. And if not, sell them to a shipbreaker in India. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (GyQIQ)

98
We will know how serious Bondi is if she charges the "wife" with felony murder (whig checked the federal law and left a comment on last thread about that) and the funders with RICO charges.

Make them suffer, or the Left will continue with these tactics.
Posted by: bob (incognitus) at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (bIWgk)


Was that video from the ICE agents phone ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (VE6XX)

99 Better to starve the regime and let the hyenas tear each other apart, but hopefully before Venezuelans pay the prices for that kind of collapse for too long.

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Yeah, but the IC and MIC are too powerful for Trump to countermand.

Have we learned nothing from Trump's bombing of Fordow leading to 300,000 troops in Iran?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

100 Trump is collecting a Freedom Fleet of oil tankers.

They're not only going to give us their oil, they're giving us their tankers to ship it, lol.

No overhead, no cost of goods, pure profit.

China is quickly realizing they are about to have to choose between feeding their people and keeping the lights on.

Choke on a bucket of gunpowder, Xi.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (HXT0k)

101 >>They're burning down the Ayatollah's tomb in Iran, but no, let's go 24/7 on the story of a Downs Syndrome socialist in Minneapolis.


Who is buried in the Ayatollah's Tomb?

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (ZcsJV)

102 59 Spheres of influence.

I won't cry when American tankers get sunk near Japan either. Send your American stuff near Russia and China, expect it to get seized and robbed.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades

Any country seizing US vessels lawfully navigating international waters is playing with fire. Nations and quasi-nations seizing our ships and personnel has been treated very seriously since the foundation of the nation, and I don't think Trump is the President to fuck around with. (See also, Barbary pirates and casus belli War of 1812)

Posted by: Military Moron at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (JCZqz)

103 dire straights

You should of said "straits".

Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (gKWVE)

104 Did I slip into the Twilight Zone?

CNN Busts Dem Narrative About Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis

https://is.gd/QTIC8U

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (L/fGl)

105 MAGA made america godzilla again….Taking what it wants, destroying all others, to the surprise of no one. Still think Venezuela isn't about oil?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (JCZqz)
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Well, yea. That was kinda the whole fucking point.

Trump actively campaigned on changing America's foreign policy from being the world's incel punching bag and piggy bank, and into remaking America into a godzilla juggernaut using its hegemony to stomp and crush motherfuckers into the dirt. And then laugh about it. Then fuck their lamenting women.

I voted for this. I love this. I want more of this. These Reddit guys are somewhere between tone deaf and really really really fucking retarded.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

106 It's very expensive to refit with a Lido Deck, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

First up. Penguin-watching tours!
Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM


Once everyone is comfortably arranged in lounge chairs with their beverages of choice, we can release the leopard seals!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (0sNs1)

107
The only link on your wordpress is to a video that no longer exists.

FYI.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

It has been 11 years since I actually posted over there. I'm sure Ms Judd got that video taken down. IIRC, it was her crying over a UK basketball loss.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (k1E2D)

108 Who is buried in the Ayatollah's Tomb?

Shi'ism.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (gKWVE)

109 97 Those tankers are shite. Pretty sure they're unusable to any American outfit. I presume they'd be scuttled. Or held for the reincarnation of Dennis Hopper...
Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:49 PM (Bhsk7)
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I bet we can find a use for 'em. And if not, sell them to a shipbreaker in India. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (GyQIQ)

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Combine the ideas:

Waterworld theme park.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

110 Trump's destroying all the norms!

Posted by: Norm Abrams at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (oftw2)
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And settling all accounts.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (krQz2)

111 Finally ...

A President With Ballzzzz!

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 01:52 PM (Bw6dx)

112 We should pitch in and buy one for the Moron Cruise Line.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 01:43 PM (v0R5T)
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"Look at me. I'm the moron now"

Posted by: 496 at January 09, 2026 01:52 PM (ICj+9)

113 In other news:

https://is.gd/dEsyWN
@PeterBernegger
President Trump to sign an executive order - before the midterm election - eliminating mail in ballots and voting machines. Clarifying: President Trump is going to do it: the executive order to ban voting machines and absentee mail-in ballots (with rare exceptions).....
[link to a post from OrangeManBad]

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:52 PM (ULPxl)

114 105 Well, yea. That was kinda the whole fucking point.

Trump actively campaigned on changing America's foreign policy from being the world's incel punching bag and piggy bank, and into remaking America into a godzilla juggernaut using its hegemony to stomp and crush motherfuckers into the dirt. And then laugh about it. Then fuck their lamenting women.

I voted for this. I love this. I want more of this. These Reddit guys are somewhere between tone deaf and really really really fucking retarded.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

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The only proper application of American power is the diminishment of the American people, comrade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

115 59 Spheres of influence.

I won't cry when American tankers get sunk near Japan either.

Send your American stuff near Russia and China, expect it to get seized and robbed.

Same applies when they mess around in the western hemisphere. As an opponent to globalism, this is a positive development.

Posted by: Jack of All Tirades
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Russia is going to end up settling the Ukraine war because it simply is not going to be worth the cost in blood and treasure. Russia's finances do not work out when they are denied access to blocked funds, their oil sales due to sanctions are below the sustainable rate, and the cash burn for the war and welfare payments will require external debt (or its assets frozen) in about one year. 45-50 Dollars per barrel is not enough money for them to operate long term nor even keep up maintenance on existing oil wells in Siberia and other places.

China trying to pull shit on oil is likely to draw back a bloody stump regarding oil to Japan. Japan has a very competent navy and modern equipment. Plus China is even more vulnerable to oil shipments being stopped.

Iran and Russia are where China gets most of its oil from.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:52 PM (WDjG6)

116 My memory is that in "the old days" it was a real pain to get an absentee ballot unless you were overseas military.

Seems a pretty reasonable thing to return to

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

117 It's very expensive to refit with a Lido Deck, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Next stop Chi town, Lido put the money down, let 'em roll
He said one more job ought to get it
One last shot 'fore we quit it
One for the road

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (krQz2)

118 So now WE are the pirates.
Cool.
Posted by: wth


We're sailing under our own flag, not changing our ships' flags whenever we want to pretend we're not who we actually are.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (a+4eV)

119 thought the Indonesians invaded, took it over, and fucked everyone in the ass.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)


This has me giggling like a drunk teenager.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 09, 2026 01:44 PM (2J/Lj)
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This Uppity Wench, she gets the joke!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

120 Anyone know what's being done with these tankers that we're taking? Just curious...
Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:40 PM (Bhsk7)
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If they're any good, Trump I, Trump II etc will be applied in gold paint to the bow and stern and become part of our USNS fleet of support ships carrying DFM to our Navy and our allies.
The rest go to SinkEx.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (1UJ30)

121 Trump wants to reclaim American hyper-power status again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (vgdiU)

122 Fill the tankers with Perrier and sell it to the Iranians.

Posted by: Entremanure at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (oftw2)

123 >>> 109 97 Those tankers are shite. Pretty sure they're unusable to any American outfit. I presume they'd be scuttled. Or held for the reincarnation of Dennis Hopper...
Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:49 PM (Bhsk7)
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I bet we can find a use for 'em. And if not, sell them to a shipbreaker in India. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (GyQIQ)

======

Combine the ideas:

Waterworld theme park.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

Aren't there people who sink old ships in locations where coral will colonize them to form reefs?

And the commies think OrangeManBad hates teh erf.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (ULPxl)

124 Trump's destroying all the norms!

Posted by: Norm Abrams at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (oftw2)
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And settling all accounts.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:51 PM (krQz2)

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Do the GloboHomo Deep State Treasonous "Family Business" next.

And by "Family Business," I mean Prosecutions and Executions for Serial Treason ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (Bw6dx)

125 I guess we add 'Commodore' to Rubio's titles.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 09, 2026 01:38 PM


The Pirate King.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (jc0TO)

126 118 So now WE are the pirates.
Cool.
Posted by: wth

We're sailing under our own flag, not changing our ships' flags whenever we want to pretend we're not who we actually are.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (a+4eV)

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Pirate has a definition, and it's not flagged military vessels taking vessels that have changed their registration mid-journey in violation of maritime law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

127 I bet we can find a use for 'em. And if not, sell them to a shipbreaker in India. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Deportation ships.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (WDjG6)

128 So the GOP Can add piracy on open sea to their list of crimes
......

It's a JOBS program for MN somalians.

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

129 saw an estimate of the size of the "Dark fleet" worldwide - something like 1000 - 1500 completely unregulated ships around the world, skating free of all international regulations.
Posted by: Tom Servo


If you add in the Chinese 'fishing' fleets, it's probably multiples of that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (mlg/3)

130 Conan O’Brien explained during an appearance at the Oxford Union in the United Kingdom:

Some comics go the route of “I’m going to just say “F Trump” all the time’… that’s their comedy. And I think well now, a little bit, you’re being co-opted because you’re so angry.

You’ve been lulled. It’s like a siren leading you into the rocks. You’ve been lulled into just saying ‘F Trump. F Trump. F Trump. Screw this guy.’

And I think you’ve now put down your best weapon, which is being funny, and you’ve exchanged it for anger.

That any person would say, ‘Well, things are too serious now. I don’t need to be funny.’ And I think, well, if you’re a comedian, you always need to be funny.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

131 My memory is that in "the old days" it was a real pain to get an absentee ballot unless you were overseas military.

Seems a pretty reasonable thing to return to
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM


It shouldn't be easier to vote than it is to buy a gun.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (0sNs1)

132
I am convinced that Trump is combining the game of RISK, Battleship, Stratego, and Chutes & Ladders for his current global strategy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (IifOV)

133 126 118 So now WE are the pirates.
Cool.
Posted by: wth


ARRRRR

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (VE6XX)

134 The only proper application of American power is the diminishment of the American people, comrade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:52 PM (GBKbO)
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Damn, I wish I lived in a world where that wasn't true.

There's just no graft in vanilla governing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (krQz2)

135 121 Trump wants to reclaim American hyper-power status again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (vgdiU)

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I think it's more that Trump wants American power to operate in America's interests, not the interests of some bureaucrats in Brussels who couldn't command a navy of pleasure boats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

136 I bet we can find a use for 'em. And if not, sell them to a shipbreaker in India. Whatever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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The point is to remove them from service, I think. Because they have low value, there is little risk to owners if seized. We just have to make sure they aren't reused.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (bIWgk)

137 thought the Indonesians invaded, took it over, and fucked everyone in the ass.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Why am I just finding out now?!?!?!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (JCZqz)
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If you hurry, you there still might be some sloppy seconds!

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

138 Headline (Fox Business):

"Venezuelan oil control having 'a major impact' in Canadian political scene, Kevin O'Leary says"

Oh yeah, them "up there".

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

139 Who is buried in the Ayatollah's Tomb?
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (ZcsJV)


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Grant.

Posted by: Kevin In ABQ at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (s4RAz)

140 So now WE are the pirates.
Cool.
Posted by: wth
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Look at me. Look at me. I'm the Captain now.

Posted by: DJT at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (krQz2)

141 80 Reddit acting like Godzilla wasn't the most badass (fictional) thing ever.
Posted by: XTC

Yeah, I don't see Trump being upset at the US being viewed as an unstoppable supernatural force.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (JCZqz)

142 Aren't there people who sink old ships in locations where coral will colonize them to form reefs?

And the commies think OrangeManBad hates teh erf.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (ULPxl)
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The US Navy does quite a bit of that. Sink an old hulk to form an artificial reef.

Also, it turns out that coral often grows WAY faster than people thought.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (GyQIQ)

143 Man, we're about to get a raft of '80s style action movies about Tier 1 guys again, aren't we?

Only if Netflix doesn’t get the movie rights. Otherwise its Tier 1 black disabled lesbians as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (QZThv)

144 Was that video from the ICE agents phone ?

Posted by: It's me donna

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It sure looks like it, but I have no official confirmation.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (bIWgk)

145
That any person would say, ‘Well, things are too serious now. I don’t need to be funny.’ And I think, well, if you’re a comedian, you always need to be funny.

Posted by: SMOD at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

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"Comedians shouldn't be funny!" says unfunny person who wishes to be a comedian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

146 New 007 Won’t Be “Old School Bond,” but a Sensitive Modern Spy

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That's what the world needs, sensitive modern spies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 01:56 PM (L/fGl)

147 Iran and Russia are where China gets most of its oil from.
Posted by: whig

By taking out Russia's biggest competitor Iran, Trump is helping his puppet-master Putin!
-Reddit

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 01:56 PM (Dv3i1)

148 Do the GloboHomo Deep State Treasonous "Family Business" next.

And by "Family Business," I mean Prosecutions and Executions for Serial Treason ...
Posted by: ShainS
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Trump is heading to Davos for the WEF meeting to announce the new cruelty. Twould be amusing if Trump sent a Trump Bot in his place to harangue them by remote control from the White House.

Klaus Schwab is under Swiss investigation with his wife for stealing from WEF and won't be there probably.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:56 PM (WDjG6)

149 118 So now WE are the pirates.
Cool.
Posted by: wth
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I'm hearing that in Adam Baldwin's voice.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 01:56 PM (rj6Yv)

150 China's number one source of oil is Iran and number two source is Venezuela.

Oops.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 01:56 PM (0U5gm)

151 134 Damn, I wish I lived in a world where that wasn't true.

There's just no graft in vanilla governing.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (krQz2)

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And yet, there is great wealth in vanilla governing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

152 and Chutes & Ladders for his current global strategy.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Don't land on "Plumpy". You'll go from 87 to 17.

Posted by: Avid Gamer at January 09, 2026 01:57 PM (oftw2)

153 >>> 129 saw an estimate of the size of the "Dark fleet" worldwide - something like 1000 - 1500 completely unregulated ships around the world, skating free of all international regulations.
Posted by: Tom Servo

If you add in the Chinese 'fishing' fleets, it's probably multiples of that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (mlg/3)

I saw at least one claim that the Chinese have been pissing off South Americans recently by fishing just outside the 12 mile line all around SA.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:57 PM (ULPxl)

154 Really?

That's... interesting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:48 PM (ULPxl)


Why would I?

The deleterious effects of globalism aren't just America getting flooded with third worlders and adopting internationalist policies at home.

They are also that the exportation of American manufacturing, trade and resource acquisition require us to get involved in other shithole countries, basically just to defend some corporation's business interests.

I yearn for the day when no American gives a shit about Kosovo, Somalia, Nigeria, Cambodia or any other festering shithole, because the government doesn't have us involved in bullshit there.

Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 09, 2026 01:57 PM (qXm8/)

155 There’s a great Photoshop of Rubio dressed as a pirate for this.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 01:57 PM (QZThv)

156 This has been a truly interesting week all the way round. I am enjoying the seizing of tanker ships. I bet the lads are having a blast landing and taking over. Looks like a good time had by all. Bravo!

Are we filling up the oil reserves with this booty? Since ShitForBrains let it get almost empty or emptied.

Posted by: turambar at January 09, 2026 01:57 PM (Q0yOR)

157 We need a sensitive modern Godzilla.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 01:57 PM (L/fGl)

158 By taking out Russia's biggest competitor Iran, Trump is helping his puppet-master Putin!
-Reddit
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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I think the fall of Iran is something the Russians would dislike but the Chinese would positively hate. They have been the Ugly Chinese in a lot of places by supporting tinpot dictators and destroying assets. Africans already hate them and I would suspect that hatred exists in Iranian protesters as well.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:58 PM (WDjG6)

159 Pirate has a definition, and it's not flagged military vessels taking vessels that have changed their registration mid-journey in violation of maritime law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Exactly.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 01:58 PM (a+4eV)

160 123 Aren't there people who sink old ships in locations where coral will colonize them to form reefs? And the commies think OrangeManBad hates teh erf. Posted by: Helena Handbasket

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I thought those were retired warships or things with historical value that get turned into national marine parks. But I'm sure there's some sort of industry that just scuttles ships. Or maybe a lot gets sold for scrap...?

Posted by: bearski at January 09, 2026 01:58 PM (Bhsk7)

161 Dank ships!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026 01:58 PM (6U1c2)

162 "Venezuelan oil control having 'a major impact' in Canadian political scene, Kevin O'Leary says"

Oh yeah, them "up there".

Posted by: mrp


Correct. Canadian oil is similar to Venezuela's but harder to get to the refinery. And more expensive.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 01:58 PM (0U5gm)

163 >>> 138 Headline (Fox Business):

"Venezuelan oil control having 'a major impact' in Canadian political scene, Kevin O'Leary says"

Oh yeah, them "up there".
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (rj6Yv)

Oh no!

Have Carney and the rest of his asshoes thought about restoring the accounts of all those truckers and supporters they stole? Maybe with interest?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:58 PM (ULPxl)

164 71
...

These laws of the sea date way back and was part of the reason that the US and Britain went to war in 1812.
Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:46 PM (WDjG6)
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This comment above is correct from what I have seen.
They also need permission from the country where it is flagged before they can board. The US (Marco?) is using our power to get those countries to agree to let us board.

Switching the flag to Russia is a ploy, and it doesn't work since there is a procedure to do that so US is legit in boarding, checking documentation, and seizing.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 01:59 PM (bIWgk)

165 So Amy Grant is a commie AWFL slag now, or perhaps always was. But, ...yeah.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 01:59 PM (3uBP9)

166
Always load up defenses in Alaska to avoid an invasion from Kamchatka

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2026 01:59 PM (IifOV)

167 The point is to remove them from service, I think. Because they have low value, there is little risk to owners if seized. We just have to make sure they aren't reused.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)


Ships are made of steel, aren't they? And aren't we supposed to be restarting steel processing here?

Sounds like raw materials to me.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 01:59 PM (a+4eV)

168 Don't know if you've seen this yet: Footage from the bodycam of the attacked ICE agent has been released. It clearly shows he was assaulted.

https://t.ly/6Vqft

Leftards will still not be able to comprehend the lesson here.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2026 01:59 PM (cYBz/)

169 One tanker a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at January 09, 2026 02:00 PM (H95It)

170 So what is the justification for selling the oil? Where is the court order authorizing this seizure? We are just using the military to seize cargo to enrich Trump personally and his cronies.
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Says the same people that were cheering the various governments around the world seizing the yachts of private citizens "because they are tied to Putin."

No court order.
No sanction.
No legal basis.

Just ... took them.
Because, seize, mumble, mumble, Putin surrenders!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 02:00 PM (HXT0k)

171 168 Don't know if you've seen this yet: Footage from the bodycam of the attacked ICE agent has been released. It clearly shows he was assaulted.

https://t.ly/6Vqft

Leftards will still not be able to comprehend the lesson here.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2026 01:59 PM (cYBz/)

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Also that the two wives were outright antagonistic the entire time.

She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

172 "S Marines Seize Another False-Flag Ship of the "Dark Fleet"

Well ... "Dark Fleet" sounds too cool. Like something a Bond villain or Darth Vader would command. And not the modern gay faggot Bond villains or Darth Vaders.

We need a more derogatory term for these smelly putrids and their dogshit Temu ships. "Dingleberry Fleet"? "Diarrhea Fleet?" "Somali Asscrack Fleet"?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

173 I saw at least one claim that the Chinese have been pissing off South Americans recently by fishing just outside the 12 mile line all around SA.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Yep. Chicoms cannot help but present the lying two faced Panda v. Dragon. Same reason for bad products being shipped over time. Apparently that is as old as actual China being sent West.

The initial loads were excellent but then each subsequent shipment became more and more degraded in quality so as to make the maximum profit. That tendency made Wedgewood china famous because its quality was the same over time.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:01 PM (WDjG6)

174 59 Spheres of influence.

I won't cry when American tankers get sunk near Japan either.

Send your American stuff near Russia and China, expect it to get seized and robbed.

Same applies when they mess around in the western hemisphere. As an opponent to globalism, this is a positive development.



Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 09, 2026 01:45 PM (qXm8/)

If the US ships are flying the USA flag, huge problem for those countries as it is akin to declaring war on the US. Ships flying flags of countries they are not registered to is similar to them flying the Jolly Roger, they are nothing more than pirates and smugglers and shall be dealt with according to the Laws of the Seas.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 02:01 PM (k1E2D)

175 I guess that's Amy's generation though. A kid at the tail end of the 60s, trying to be an old hippy now. Give it a rest ya old bint.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 02:01 PM (3uBP9)

176 Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 01:52 PM (WDjG6)

......

I've been hearing your propaganda bullshit "Russias economy is crumbling" for 4 years.

Just save the bullshit. You sound like a stupid fucking parrot.

Tired of sending hundreds of billions in arms and money to an empty hole because compete retardates like yourself ensure me Russia is about to break. Sorry retardate, we have alternate sources of information these days, not just your bullshit propaganda.

Posted by: Jack of All Tirades...who likes it in the ass at January 09, 2026 02:01 PM (qXm8/)

177 168 Don't know if you've seen this yet: Footage from the bodycam of the attacked ICE agent has been released. It clearly shows he was assaulted.

https://t.ly/6Vqft

Leftards will still not be able to comprehend the lesson here.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2026 01:59 PM

Yeah I saw that. Mz Good's face is antagonistic enough. Having a 2 ton car hip check you is going to get you dead real quick.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2026 02:01 PM (IifOV)

178 Klaus Schwab is under Swiss investigation with his wife for stealing from WEF and won't be there probably.

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Ever notice that even the most ardent Socialist is obsessed about maximizing the value of their own wealth.....???

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known As . . . at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (5JWSQ)

179 ‘Well, things are too serious now. I don’t need to be funny.’

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Take my "f*ck Trump," please!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (L/fGl)

180 If you add in the Chinese 'fishing' fleets, it's probably multiples of that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (mlg/3)
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Well, you can scratch two off that list. The Chinese fleet (of which they have multiple) decided it would be a good idea to go into Argentinian waters last month and use spot lights to bring giant squid to the surface for harvesting. Milei ordered his Navy out to confront them and his Coast Guard sunk two Chinese boats in the process.

I suspect the Chinese fishing fleets are going to have problems going forward. Reports coming in show they are actually using slave labor to crew many of them.

Posted by: Orson at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (dIske)

181 "Venezuelan oil control having 'a major impact' in Canadian political scene, Kevin O'Leary says"
......

I saw him on TV this morning. He called Trudeau "The Idiot King".

Posted by: wth at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (v0R5T)

182 Don't know if you've seen this yet: Footage from the bodycam of the attacked ICE agent has been released. It clearly shows he was assaulted.

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He should have just shot the tires through the engine block!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (krQz2)

183 Lost in the noise is a 6 year old orphan boy. The wife's dead wife's grandfather apparently has the child. His father died before his mother married her wife.

This is exactly why I never thought this nonsense should be legal.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (1UJ30)

184 Ships are made of steel, aren't they? And aren't we supposed to be restarting steel processing here?

Sounds like raw materials to me.

Posted by: FeatherBlade



Take a look at videos of the ship breakers in India. It is not the highest quality of steel, and the process is so dangerous and polluting, that no other country will allow it on their coast.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (0U5gm)

185 166
Always load up defenses in Alaska to avoid an invasion from Kamchatka
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2026 01:59 PM (IifOV)

Always be wary of the Australian breakout strategy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (i0Hi3)

186 174 If the US ships are flying the USA flag, huge problem for those countries as it is akin to declaring war on the US. Ships flying flags of countries they are not registered to is similar to them flying the Jolly Roger, they are nothing more than pirates and smugglers and shall be dealt with according to the Laws of the Seas.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 02:01 PM (k1E2D)

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The only just way to deal with pirates is to hang them.

If you project yourself as a pirate by refusing to fly a flag, well, bad decision.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

187 >>> Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 09, 2026 01:57 PM (qXm8/)

I highlighted your comment about boats being sunk for a reason. What justifies *killing* everyone on board a legit flagged tanker any more than Brandon's retards stealing private citizens' stuff? I don't recall them providing any justification other than OMG Russia bad.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (ULPxl)

188

Body cam or cell phone cam footage from the ICE Agent who did the shooting in Minn.

https://x.com/ThePatriotOasis/status/2009685523900838052

Posted by: Blanco at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (q83gU)

189 Also that the two wives were outright antagonistic the entire time.

She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A salient point not brought up frequently enough is that the agent aimed true and effectively while being attacked.

Practice, practice, practice!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (cYBz/)

190 Only if Netflix doesn’t get the movie rights. Otherwise its Tier 1 black disabled lesbians as far as the eye can see.

I saw there was a remake of Red Sonja that was a flop. It was 100% girlbossing. They didn't do the netflix thing of blackwashing the lead though and she was somewhat "conventionally attractive"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (sKqQm)

191
Leftards will still not be able to comprehend the lesson here.

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Elons AI made that footage!!!!

~typical leftard

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known As . . . at January 09, 2026 02:03 PM (5JWSQ)

192 >> There’s a great Photoshop of Rubio dressed as a pirate for this.

I want to see him lowered onto the deck of one of these unregistered freighters and telling the captain "Look at me. I'm the captain now."

Posted by: JackStraw - Super Stallion at January 09, 2026 02:03 PM (viF8m)

193 I suspect the Chinese fishing fleets are going to have problems going forward. Reports coming in show they are actually using slave labor to crew many of them.

Posted by: Orson



They use slave labor everywhere. Been there, seen that. Then again, every socialist country does.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 02:03 PM (0U5gm)

194 182 Don't know if you've seen this yet: Footage from the bodycam of the attacked ICE agent has been released. It clearly shows he was assaulted.

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He should have just shot the tires through the engine block!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (krQz2)

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After he shot the car's automatic transmission into park, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

195
Also that the two wives were outright antagonistic the entire time.

She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:00 PM (GBKbO)



Witness have stated that she was leading the brigade against ICE.

She's a paid rabblerouser.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Aren't there people who sink old ships in locations where coral will colonize them to form reefs?

And the commies think OrangeManBad hates teh erf.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (ULPxl)
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The US Navy does quite a bit of that. Sink an old hulk to form an artificial reef.

Also, it turns out that coral often grows WAY faster than people thought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (GyQIQ)
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You can almost see it grow in real time. What we thought -- or were told -- would take many years to grow, really only takes months or even weeks. We were lied to for political reasons, of course.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

197 The "dark fleet" also puts money in the hands of Putin and the Mullahs of Iran.

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And keeps Cuba a totalitarian shithole.

Might as well make Marco Rubio their next Military Governor ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (Bw6dx)

198 Also that the two wives were outright antagonistic the entire time.

She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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If you notice, the CRD division of DoJ is not out there actively hiding evidence supporting the agent's decision to shoot and delaying release of things like bodycams of the agents anymore and statements by top officials like Noem. This administration is not playing defense anymore but taking on the leftist lies in real time now.

Harmeet and Bondi eviscerated that CRD office- at DoJ. Also why we got the Troon diaries from Nashville mass murderer and other things that were hidden by the CRD for years.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (WDjG6)

199 Russia is going to end up settling the Ukraine war because it simply is not going to be worth the cost in blood and treasure. Russia's finances do not work out when they are denied access to blocked funds, their oil sales due to sanctions are below the sustainable rate, and the cash burn for the war and welfare payments will require external debt (or its assets frozen) in about one year. 45-50 Dollars per barrel is not enough money for them to operate long term nor even keep up maintenance on existing oil wells in Siberia and other places.
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Gee its almost as if the president and his advisors developed a multipronged strategy to put pressure on Russia to end the war, while also addressing venezuela, china and cuba. Huh. Maybe something is going to happen after all. Maybe he is not just a bunch of stupid tweets. Maybe, just maybe he will actually try to do something when everyone else just throws up their hands and say we tried.

Posted by: Gonna need an ice cream store at rushmore that sells 2 scoops at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (5trWk)

200 >>> Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 09, 2026 02:01 PM (qXm8/)

Oh, ok.

Hello fellow patriot!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (ULPxl)

201 189 Also that the two wives were outright antagonistic the entire time.

She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A salient point not brought up frequently enough is that the agent aimed true and effectively while being attacked.

Practice, practice, practice!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (cYBz/)

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Hit her on the first shot through the windshield.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

202 Ever notice that even the most ardent Socialist is obsessed about maximizing the value of their own wealth.....???

My social circle is full of people making strong 6 figures, living in multimillion dollar homes, with multiple luxury SUVs, "help" at home and regular overseas vacations that tell me:

1) They are taxed too much and can barely make ends meet
2) The goverrnment needs to get serious about taxing the rich

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)

203 Shouldn't the appropriate action be driving off a cliff together holding hands? Kind of ties a nice clean bow on the whole situation.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 02:05 PM (3uBP9)

204 Fleet Experiencing Darkness

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

205 Don't know if you've seen this yet: Footage from the bodycam of the attacked ICE agent has been released. It clearly shows he was assaulted.

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He should have just shot the tires through the engine block!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:02 PM (krQz2)

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After he shot the car's automatic transmission into park, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:03 PM (GBKbO)
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Nah brah. He should jumped over the car like Van Damme in Hard Target. Duh.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

206 There are thousands of political prisoners who have been released ever since Trump grabbed Maduro. Wouldn't it be amazing if Venezuela became as pro US and pro democracy as Poland all because of Trump?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 02:05 PM (Yp6az)

207 compete retardates like yourself ensure me Russia is about to break.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades at January 09, 2026 02:01 PM (qXm8/)


It says here on your chart that you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 02:05 PM (gKWVE)

208 195
Also that the two wives were outright antagonistic the entire time.

She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:00 PM (GBKbO)


Witness have stated that she was leading the brigade against ICE.

She's a paid rabblerouser.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

There living the one battle after another fever dream lifestyle.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (i0Hi3)

209 Shouldn't the appropriate action be driving off a cliff together holding hands? Kind of ties a nice clean bow on the whole situation.

With a car full of kids. https://tinyurl.com/y48jkrhx

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (sKqQm)

210 No blood for oil! Eleventy!11!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (BSdIE)

211 Nah brah. He should jumped over the car like Van Damme in Hard Target. Duh.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)
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As any internet armchair officer could do....

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (krQz2)

212 205
After he shot the car's automatic transmission into park, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:03 PM (GBKbO)
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Nah brah. He should jumped over the car like Van Damme in Hard Target. Duh.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:05 PM (iFTx/)

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Can't do that. Driver would have scissor kicked him and threw him to the ground.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

213 201 189 Also that the two wives were outright antagonistic the entire time.

She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It looks like there was a dog in the backseat
WTH kind of dog owner argues with armed police while their dog is right there?
Pet endangerment.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (6U1c2)

214 China takes huge environmental step by fitting it's ships with sails and oars.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (sDNVV)

215 Hit her on the first shot through the windshield.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM

That is proof enough that he was in front of the car.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (IifOV)

216 Little miss Rebecca bulldyke went from badass taunting of a law enforcement officer about going to get some lunch to sobbing puddle of tears in about seven and a half seconds.

Posted by: She FA'd; she found out at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (H95It)

217 >>> 195
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Witness have stated that she was leading the brigade against ICE.

She's a paid rabblerouser.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

I put this in the previous thread:
https://is.gd/h603EJ
@DefiyantlyFree
Minnesota has spent years building an infrastructure of ICE watch patrols, NGO backed rapid response teams, and politically wired nonprofits that can flip from ordinary life to street mobilization in minutes.
The key to Minnesota's rapid mobilization is not Twitter activism. It is an on the ground surveillance and response network that local reporters have already documented in detail. A Star Tribune investigation into the "organized resistance to ICE" in Minnesota reads like a field manual for modern grassroots intelligence operations.​....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:07 PM (ULPxl)

218 Don't know if you've seen this yet: Footage from the bodycam of the attacked ICE agent has been released. It clearly shows he was assaulted.

The Bee had a headline along the lines of "ICE Agent fails to shoot car in the leg"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

219 You can almost see it grow in real time. What we thought -- or were told -- would take many years to grow, really only takes months or even weeks. We were lied to for political reasons, of course.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)
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It sure looks that way.

I suspect the reality is "we were wrong, but now we will lie about it because we've got too much tied up and there's too much opportunity in continuing" as opposed to "we lied from the start and knew better from the jump," but it doesn't much matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 02:07 PM (GyQIQ)

220 Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known As . . . at January 09, 2026 02:03 PM (5JWSQ)

Errrrm.... don't think so

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:07 PM (bjo5x)

221 We should loosen up the environmental laws regarding shipbreaking so that we can make it pay rather than digging up fresh iron ore because steel is 100% recyclable.
And some of this oil should go to make energy for steel mills.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 02:07 PM (1UJ30)

222 Jack of all trades has a cool handle. The insults sound like the man with many handles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2026 02:07 PM (Nx5jP)

223 OT, but Keir Starmer's getting a lot of pushback from Parliament on the Chagos deal, mostly having to do with the total cost, which a lot of members of Parliament don't think he's being honest about.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

224 Little miss Rebecca bulldyke went from badass taunting of a law enforcement officer about going to get some lunch to sobbing puddle of tears in about seven and a half seconds.
Posted by: She FA'd; she found out at January 09, 2026 02:06 PM (H95It)
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Now that's what I call "poetry".

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (rj6Yv)

225 Don't know if you've seen this yet: Footage from the bodycam of the attacked ICE agent has been released. It clearly shows he was assaulted. lol. Like reality matters to these idiots.

He was circling a running car. The car went to move and he just stood there. He was boxing her in. I was more concerned for her wife that wasn’t even in her car yet.

They'll give him the full Rittenhouse. I'm sure they'll give him a job at Fox and he'll become the new Dan Bongino. They just love ppl who kill women and children

And they literally told her “get out of here." I’m just saying, this dude has been hit by 2 cars recently, maybe he’s a fucking moron

Seems like he's releasing the footage because the moment he leaned into the vehicle while pulling his weapon out, the camera movement makes it look like she made contact with him, rather than other way around. His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.

this is a good thing. from his angle it was directly visible that she was turning her wheels to get away. it shows a clear timeline: he films her backing up, then turning AWAY FROM HIM and **then** he pulls out his gun.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

226 This black lady in a bikini top has never flown a false flag:
http://tiny.cc/scfx001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (GyQIQ)

227 Also that the two wives were outright antagonistic the entire time.

She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.


That video destroys at least three narratives:
1. She didn't know who they were
2. She was terrified
3. She didn't hit the ICE agent

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (Yp6az)

228 The ships being seized all look like they're falling apart. I suppose the Russkis didn't want to risk using newer ships that could be seized, so they used rustbuckets.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (Riz8t)

229 She wasn't just dropping her kid off at school.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:00 PM (GBKbO)
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Again I have to consider the 0 times in my life I've had to park near perpendicular on a street to do a daily chore.

Also enlightening to see that so smug grin on her face.

"SHE WAS SCARED!!!"

No. No she wasn't.

Dem "explanations" evaporate constantly.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (krQz2)

230 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January

"Tirades"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (Nx5jP)

231 Minnesota is begging for Insurrection Act implementation.

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (1UJ30)

232 Why didn't he shoot the dog?

Posted by: FBI at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

233 She "was" a paid rabblerouser.

Posted by: turambar at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (Q0yOR)

234 Spheres of influence.

Imagine a spherical Cora Segal ...
Posted by: Your Physics T.A. at January 09, 2026 01:47 PM (0sNs1)

Given the spheres of Christina Hendricks, find the Hamiltonian...

Posted by: Your Physics T&A at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (zZu0s)

235 The only just way to deal with pirates is to hang them.

If you project yourself as a pirate by refusing to fly a flag, well, bad decision.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen

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This is a big problem right now -- The Russians evading sanctions, the Chinese and their vulture fishing fleets (mentioned above -- they are a big problem off South America. They sit outside 200 mile limit, then turn off transponders at night and go inside to fish.)

They run a while, then turn off transponders. That is OK, but it puts them at risk since if they are not visible to satellites who would know if they sank or why? I think we should Immanentize that risk. Sink a few and the nonsense will stop. We need a fleet of sniper subs to end the dark fleet.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (bIWgk)

236 Jonathan Turley: Minnesota Democrats Choose “Rage Politics” Over Sanity

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Wait. Sanity was an option?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (L/fGl)

237 He was circling a running car. The car went to move and he just stood there. He was boxing her in. I was more concerned for her wife that wasn’t even in her car yet.
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Another thing that footage shows is that he didn't just stand there, he appears to be rounding the front when she hits him.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (krQz2)

238 I think it's more that Trump wants American power to operate in America's interests, not the interests of some bureaucrats in Brussels who couldn't command a navy of pleasure boats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (GBKbO)


Amusingly, what Trump is doing is enforcing "international law". That's what everyone is worked up about. We have treaties which say 'X'. We agree to that treaty. We uphold 'X'.

But no one else expected 'X' to be upheld. All that shit was just to give bureaucrats something to put on their annual review and politicians something to tell voters.

Like how Congress always promises that they'll totally fight to pass the same law that's already on the books a dozen times. All fake. All ghey. All an op.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (ExV1e)

239 Minnesota has spent years building an infrastructure of ICE watch patrols, NGO backed rapid response teams, and politically wired nonprofits that can flip from ordinary life to street mobilization in minutes.
The key to Minnesota's rapid mobilization is not Twitter activism. It is an on the ground surveillance and response network that local reporters have already documented in detail. A Star Tribune investigation into the "organized resistance to ICE" in Minnesota reads like a field manual for modern grassroots intelligence operations.​....

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Sounds...... oh whats that word..... insurectiony...!!

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known As . . . at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (5JWSQ)

240 I don't know why he didn't just karate kick the car to a stop like in the movies.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (bjo5x)

241
"Under Ten Flags" was my favorite Van Heflin movie.

These tankers need to be converted to commerce raiders.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (Y8DZL)

242 Jonathan Turley: Minnesota Democrats Choose “Rage Politics” Over Sanity

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Wait. Sanity was an option?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (L/fGl)
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Turley might not understand Dems like we do.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (krQz2)

243 this is a good thing. from his angle it was directly visible that she was turning her wheels to get away. it shows a clear timeline: he films her backing up, then turning AWAY FROM HIM and **then** he pulls out his gun.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

Nope

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (VE6XX)

244 238
Like how Congress always promises that they'll totally fight to pass the same law that's already on the books a dozen times. All fake. All ghey. All an op.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (ExV1e)

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Trump enforcing immigration law is proof of his lawlessness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

245 I don't know why he didn't just karate kick the car to a stop like in the movies.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (bjo5x)
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TJ Hooker would have climbed on the hood.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (krQz2)

246 >>> 225
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He was circling a running car.
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Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (JCZqz)

Yes, he was circling a running car whose driver had no fucking business being where it was, on foot and by himself. Any Morons who called this, claim your winnings!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (ULPxl)

247 232 Why didn't he shoot the dog?
Posted by: FBI at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

That's local PD's job.

Posted by: He made a furtive scratching motion! at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (TbWk/)

248 You gotta have a lot of ignorance and arrogance to denounce Whig as a "retard."

He may have a different opinion from you, but his opinions are always based on a deep knowledge of history and government, and are always well-argued.

He is an "anti-retard."

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

249 Only if Netflix doesn’t get the movie rights. Otherwise its Tier 1 black disabled lesbians as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 01:55 PM (QZThv)


It could be Tier 1 Korean Anime Chicks with a rocking soundtrack.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (ExV1e)

250 A salient point not brought up frequently enough is that the agent aimed true and effectively while being attacked.

Practice, practice, practice!
Posted by: Tonypete
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Reports had the agent that shot had been dragged and injured by another asshole trying to escape ICE previous to the MN deployment.

One of the reasons, I think he shot through the windshield rather than moving first was that his fellow officer was in the same position that he was in previously where the driver would not comply and was dragging the ICE officer at the window along with the vehicle.

You can see the officers sliding on the road ice and it gets very easy to slip and fall under moving car wheels in that condition.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (WDjG6)

251 How come President Bush isn't in Moscow looking into Poo Tin's soul?

Posted by: torabora at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (1UJ30)

252 All your tankers are belong to us.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (s61Oz)

253 Trump enforcing immigration law is proof of his lawlessness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
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Well law is just supposed to walk away if people get belligerent. Anything after that is totally on them.

And lawless.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:12 PM (krQz2)

254 247 232 Why didn't he shoot the dog?
Posted by: FBI at January 09, 2026 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

That's local PD's job.
Posted by: He made a furtive scratching motion! at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (TbWk/

I'm ashamed to say I was more worried about the dog

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 02:12 PM (VE6XX)

255 Bulg, I think we got trolled.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 02:12 PM (gKWVE)

256 253 Well law is just supposed to walk away if people get belligerent. Anything after that is totally on them.

And lawless.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:12 PM (krQz2)

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Law is just the constraints on the enemies of the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

257 [A humorous aside now that I'm semi-retired --:taking Thursdays and Fridays off of work -- and meaning I'll likely be making The Weekly Wall of Shame (Top 10 Most Frequent Commenters here at The HQ) more often:]

Wifey has gotten in the habit of texting me frequently throughout the day while I'm on the road working.

And even though I'm not working today, she's just texted me twice over the past five minutes ALTHOUGH WE'RE IN THE SAME HOUSE!

TBF, I was in the bathroom ... and at least grateful that she didn't follow me in there as she has in the past when wanting to tell me something ... lol

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:12 PM (Bw6dx)

258 Six Flags could build a "Dark Fleet" ride where it flies each of the six flags in series as it dodges patrols on a pulse-pounding course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (GyQIQ)

259 The top suppliers of crude oil to China are Russia and Saudi Arabia. If you include the dark fleet then it is Russia and Iran.

Venezuela doesn't really produce that much oil.

Posted by: pawn at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (Rmqfl)

260 I don't know why he didn't just karate kick the car to a stop like in the movies.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (bjo5x)
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TJ Hooker would have climbed on the hood.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (krQz2)

The A team would have used their Mini-14s to shoot out the tires the sun would have taken flight done a barrel roll and come to rest eith no lasting injury to the stupid bint.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

261 You can almost see it grow in real time. What we thought -- or were told -- would take many years to grow, really only takes months or even weeks. We were lied to for political reasons, of course.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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I wonder if higher CO2 levels in atmosphere have helped he coral grow back quicker? Probably not significant, but I am sure no one is studying that.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (bIWgk)

262 >> Who is buried in the Ayatollah's Tomb?

Jimmy Hoffa.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (w6EFb)

263 I haven't seen this explanation yet. "We all know women can't parallel park. But don't shoot her!!!"

Posted by: NCKate at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (uQzkA)

264 This black lady in a bikini top has never flown a false flag:
http://tiny.cc/scfx001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (GyQIQ)
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Looks like a Haitian girl I occasionally party with named Amoura. TBWB.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

265 New Donk slogan: If At First You Don't Succeed, Tirade, Tirade Again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (L/fGl)

266 He was circling a running car. The car went to move and he just stood there. He was boxing her in. I was more concerned for her wife that wasn’t even in her car yet.

This is what I've seen the left now arguing as well.

Now square this on their view with people driving over BLM/environut protestors...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:14 PM (sKqQm)

267 >>> 248 You gotta have a lot of ignorance and arrogance to denounce Whig as a "retard."

He may have a different opinion from you, but his opinions are always based on a deep knowledge of history and government, and are always well-argued.

He is an "anti-retard."
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

Whig seems to be an effective retard *trigger*. Heh.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:14 PM (ULPxl)

268 >>I've been hearing your propaganda bullshit "Russias economy is crumbling" for 4 years.

Russia is largely a petro economy. That category accounted for most of their trade (~$240.3b). Most of that oil was bought by China and India. They are heavily dependent on the barrel price, which means if Venezuela and Iran get back on the world market, they’re screwed. Even now WTI is hovering around $59bbl. When we start getting closer to $50, the real fun begins.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 02:14 PM (Lp05i)

269 Trump enforcing immigration law is proof of his lawlessness.

As kings are wont to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:14 PM (Riz8t)

270 The entire structure of Minnesota was re-crafted to enable and promote welfare fraud and to generate votes and money from it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 02:14 PM (0U5gm)

271 Well, the US Navy does have the USS Kidd (DDG-100) in commission. On occasion, she flies the Skull And Crossbones. An impressive display of martial valor.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 02:15 PM (rj6Yv)

272 He is an "anti-retard."
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

If he posts here, then retard/moron.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:15 PM (zZu0s)

273 A great tweet from someone I don't know, that pixy retweeted:

I just figured out why the Minnesota ICE death is bothering me so much.

This liberal woman was willing to take on federal agents, to disrupt ICE operations, in order to protect criminal Somalis.

Obviously, she probably didn't imagine she would be killed. But surely, she must have known that, at the very least, she could be arrested.

She has three kids. So she was willing to be separated from her kids to protect criminal Somalis.

Speaking as a mother, this is insanity. This is not rational thinking.

What it is, instead, is the result of liberal brainrot that convinces progressive women they have more of a duty to nurture and protect poor, brown (criminal!) strangers than their own country, and hell, even their own children.

I am praying for this woman's soul and for her family. But I mean it when I say this type of thinking is almost wholly responsible for the decline of Western civilization.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026 02:15 PM (k8boH)

274 Bring yhe free $#!t home.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:15 PM (s61Oz)

275 His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.

There's no such thing as a hard turn in a full-size SUV, which a Pilot counts as.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:15 PM (2ocoG)

276 Russia has about the same GDP as the state of Florida.

Posted by: The More You Know at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (H95It)

277 240 I don't know why he didn't just karate kick the car to a stop like in the movies.
Posted by: ...
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Chuck Norris lives in Texas is why.

Leftists use emo thinking rather than logic so nothing they say or do actually makes logical sense. It is all about oppressor, oppressed or some other bullshit. Also sexism because frankly if it was a white man getting shot by ICE, no one would much care. But White lesbo AWFL had Karen and Pokemon privileges not to be arrested or hindered in her attempts to run over officers if needed to escape.

From the recent video with audio, I also wonder if in fact those plates were taken or stolen from another vehicle. The outside lesbo filming was trying to defend having those plates on the car and then distract the officer with insults about being fat, etc. Strange interlude so maybe there was a crime being covered up simply from the officer viewing those license plates.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (WDjG6)

278 I haven't seen this explanation yet. "We all know women can't parallel park. But don't shoot her!!!"

Posted by: NCKate at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (uQzkA)
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Gutfeld isn't on their side.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (krQz2)

279 Looks like a Haitian girl I occasionally party with named Amoura. TBWB.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (iFTx/)


She's eating the cats.

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (v0R5T)

280 266 He was circling a running car. The car went to move and he just stood there. He was boxing her in. I was more concerned for her wife that wasn’t even in her car yet.

This is what I've seen the left now arguing as well.

She could have said I'm gonna run over you and the left would say she was in the right here...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (VE6XX)

281 She won't ever make that mistake again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (s61Oz)

282 Obviously, she probably didn't imagine she would be killed. But surely, she must have known that, at the very least, she could be arrested.

She's got the picture-in-the-dictionary Karen smirk when she floors it at the agent.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

283 His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.

The left: She was stuck on the slippery road

Also the left: The agent was perfectly safe directly in front of the car because she turned her wheel at one point

(Note this still ignores the fact she did hit him)

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

284 If you add in the Chinese 'fishing' fleets, it's probably multiples of that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2026 01:54 PM (mlg/3)

I saw at least one claim that the Chinese have been pissing off South Americans recently by fishing just outside the 12 mile line all around SA.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:57 PM (ULPxl)

They are supposedly fishing around the Galapagos Islands which the SA's treat like a national treasure because of the wildlife that is only on and around those islands.

The Chinese DGAF because protein is protein. I wouldn't be surprised if their forays into Africa are only to grab as much protein from that continent as possible.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (k1E2D)

285 The A team would have used their Mini-14s to shoot out the tires the sun would have taken flight done a barrel roll and come to rest eith no lasting injury to the stupid bint.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone


My favorite episode is the one where they were hiding out at a farm and built a cabbage launcher for the van. A couple of baddies got hit by cabbages and went flying 20 feet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (mlg/3)

286 275 His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.

There's no such thing as a hard turn in a full-size SUV, which a Pilot counts as.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Icy streets, quick acceleration, that driver did not know 'where' the car might go much. You don't drive on ice that way unless desperate to escape.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (WDjG6)

287 >>> Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026 02:15 PM (k8boH)

*points to my 217*

She's way past irresponsible (and there are allegations of her and her 'spouse' abusing those kids).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (ULPxl)

288 275 His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.
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The ICE agent threw himself onto the vehicle!
-Reddit*



*I just noticed how close Reddit is to Retard.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (Dv3i1)

289 The case for the dissemblers recedes in the distance. Still they find new ways to argue that Good was kinda-sorta the innocent one.

When deadly force wasn't even in the picture until she tried to move her vehicle with people around it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (krQz2)

290 BTW, what are the plates on the car? They aren't any Minnesota issued ones I've ever seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (2ocoG)

291 You gotta have a lot of ignorance and arrogance to denounce Whig as a "retard."

He may have a different opinion from you, but his opinions are always based on a deep knowledge of history and government, and are always well-argued.

He is an "anti-retard."

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (77rzZ)

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♫ ♪ ♬ ♩ ♩

"If whig is a retard, then I don't wanna be bright ."

♫ ♪ ♬ ♩ ♩

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (Bw6dx)

292 She has three kids. So she was willing to be separated from her kids to protect criminal Somalis.

Speaking as a mother, this is insanity. This is not rational thinking.

What it is, instead, is the result of liberal brainrot that convinces progressive women they have more of a duty to nurture and protect poor, brown (criminal!) strangers than their own country, and hell, even their own children.


Dickens mocked this in Bleak House.

That character is
Mrs. Jellyby from Charles Dickens' novel Bleak House, famous for her "telescopic philanthropy"—obsessively focusing on distant causes, particularly a project in Africa (Borrioboola-Gha), while completely neglecting her own disheveled household and children in London

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (Riz8t)

293 From the recent video with audio, I also wonder if in fact those plates were taken or stolen from another vehicle. The outside lesbo filming was trying to defend having those plates on the car and then distract the officer with insults about being fat, etc. Strange interlude so maybe there was a crime being covered up simply from the officer viewing those license plates./i]

I think the point of that interaction is the Karens had been blocking ICE several times before and the same agent had captured their license plate at an earlier interaction and bulldyke Karen was arguing that he already had her license plate.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (sKqQm)

294 I don't know why he didn't just karate kick the car to a stop like in the movies.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:10 PM (bjo5x)

My patented 2-handed judo chop stops 'em cold.

Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (wVcYX)

295 289 The case for the dissemblers recedes in the distance. Still they find new ways to argue that Good was kinda-sorta the innocent one.

When deadly force wasn't even in the picture until she tried to move her vehicle with people around it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (krQz2)

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The most important video of the day is of the interview of with a white female protestor who says that she's uncomfortable protesting because of Good because Good was a white woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

296 She's got the picture-in-the-dictionary Karen smirk when she floors it at the agent.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

She probably figured he would move/jump out of the way and she would score girl boss points and humiliated him. These people live in alpha-beta dominance land.

They're fu king stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

297 The ICE agent threw himself onto the vehicle!
-Reddit*



*I just noticed how close Reddit is to Retard.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (Dv3i1)
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Now they are accusing the ICE officer of rolling the vehicle! Like a conman.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (krQz2)

298 Bessent announced that if you're on public assistance, you can't wire money out of the country. He announced this from Minnesota, clearly drawing the connection between Somali fraud and this ban.

I'm wondering if this'll curtail remittances too. There are lots of ways to move money that are currently legal. Will this block all of them? This sounds like a big deal.

http://tiny.cc/bdfx001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (Yp6az)

299 After dark the Chinese are fishing inside the 12 miles.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (s61Oz)

300 Good news, everyone! It's not serious!

Keith Ellison Calls Massive Fraud "Not Serious" After Audio of Him Helping Fraudsters Resurfaces

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (L/fGl)

301 290 BTW, what are the plates on the car? They aren't any Minnesota issued ones I've ever seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (2ocoG)

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Missouri. She'd apparently just moved to the area.

And hadn't changed her plates yet because she felt like rules aren't for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

302 When T.J. Hooker gives you a James T. Kirk jump kick, you’re going down!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 09, 2026 02:19 PM (BSdIE)

303 275 His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.

There's no such thing as a hard turn in a full-size SUV, which a Pilot counts as.
Posted by: Ian S.

No one has really given this related insane take the mocking it deserves:

the moment he leaned into the vehicle while pulling his weapon out, the camera movement makes it look like she made contact with him, rather than other way around. His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.

They're implying HE ran into the vehicle, and she tried to avoid him. He deliberately his the vehicle with his body to try and justify murdering her, but the footage exposes his lie.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

304 yo, again.

(Had to reset the browser)

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:19 PM (ZcsJV)

305 Dems reserve the right to doubt any official narrative.

But if you don't think the 2020 election was on the up-and-up, that's just TREASON.

If you think they lied to you during Covid (they did), that's CRAZY!

In a Dem world, no one would be allowed to disagree.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:20 PM (krQz2)

306 I am at Ace's level of digging through Rubio's trash as a means to get closer to him.

He's really proved himself as a man with a spine.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 09, 2026 02:20 PM (aZm/F)

307 I'm wondering if this'll curtail remittances too. There are lots of ways to move money that are currently legal. Will this block all of them? This sounds like a big deal.

In Minneapolis it's apparently well known that Somalis carry millions of dollars in cash in their carry-on bags every day and TSA does nothing.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:20 PM (2ocoG)

308 298 Bessent announced that if you're on public assistance, you can't wire money out of the country. He announced this from Minnesota, clearly drawing the connection between Somali fraud and this ban.

I'm wondering if this'll curtail remittances too. There are lots of ways to move money that are currently legal. Will this block all of them? This sounds like a big deal.

http://tiny.cc/bdfx001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (Yp6az)

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Gotta put cash in the mail after that.

And 3rd world postal services are notoriously honest in their handling of envelopes that obviously have cash in them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

309 Two handed chop ftw?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:20 PM (s61Oz)

310 Another part of this...if your argument is "the cops should have done something short of shooting this woman" well, ok, so do we have agreement they should immediately arrest anyone impeding ICE activities?

Because we know from the filmed interactions that the Karens had blocked ICE previously on that same day - had they been arrested at the first such incident presumably the fem Karen would still be alive...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:20 PM (sKqQm)

311 His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.

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Your insistence on using declarative absolutist adverbs and adjectives doesn't make your boneheaded point fact....clearly.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known As . . . at January 09, 2026 02:20 PM (5JWSQ)

312 From what I read this morning, the "school" Goode's kids are enrolled in is ultra-progressive. IOW, where the local commies send their children to be indoctrinated.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 02:20 PM (rj6Yv)

313 282 Obviously, she probably didn't imagine she would be killed. But surely, she must have known that, at the very least, she could be arrested.

She's got the picture-in-the-dictionary Karen smirk when she floors it at the agent.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

As someone else has been saying, typical white Karen who thought she could get away with acting like she always does in the Target Checkout Line. Ran into Law Enforcement, shocked to find out she can't treat Law Enforcement that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (uWKK8)

314 There is another video of a different AWFL trying to interfere with heavily armed LEOs (US Marshals I think) surrounding a house.
They manage to walk her back to her car, where she has her 6 YEAR OLD KID in the back, without a booster seat btw.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (H6u9a)

315 They're implying HE ran into the vehicle, and she tried to avoid him. He deliberately his the vehicle with his body to try and justify murdering her, but the footage exposes his lie.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

With that smirk on her face and her "wife" egging her on ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (VE6XX)

316 They're implying HE ran into the vehicle, and she tried to avoid him. He deliberately his the vehicle with his body to try and justify murdering her, but the footage exposes his lie.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:19 PM (JCZqz)
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Yup. ICE is employing scam artists, apparently.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (krQz2)

317 >>> 296 She's got the picture-in-the-dictionary Karen smirk when she floors it at the agent.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

She probably figured he would move/jump out of the way and she would score girl boss points and humiliated him. These people live in alpha-beta dominance land.

They're fu king stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

Did you see the link I shared last night, of some 'big boned' Karen standing in front of a car exiting a jail somewhere? She got tossed aside and then her dumb ass was busted because she tried to get in the way AGAIN.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (ULPxl)

318 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

LOL I had barrel roll in my original comment but zipped it out

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (bjo5x)

319 >>Missouri. She'd apparently just moved to the area.


I am pressing X to doubt on that one...she's staying there.
I highly doubt that she made any real effort into moving her residence there. She's just part of the Rent-A-Mob.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (ZcsJV)

320 > Venezuela doesn't really produce that much oil.

Venezuela produces about 1/14 of what the US produces. It's nothing to sneeze at.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (Yp6az)

321 These people live in alpha-beta dominance land.

They're fu king stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

White woke liberal women? They live in SSRI land.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (JCZqz)

322 313 As someone else has been saying, typical white Karen who thought she could get away with acting like she always does in the Target Checkout Line. Ran into Law Enforcement, shocked to find out she can't treat Law Enforcement that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (uWKK

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The other video of another white Karen talking to the camera about how she's suddenly terrified because of Good's death?

Yeah, that was another important one from the last couple of days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

323 This (meaning stupid white dead karen) is all to distract from the fraud flowing into dem coffers.

Eyes on the prize, fellas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

324 I am at Ace's level of digging through Rubio's trash as a means to get closer to him.

Ace in 2010: I'm in love with a man named Marco...but not in a gay way.

Half the whole country in 2025: I'm in love with a man named Marco...but not in a gay way.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

325 His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (JCZqz)
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This is bullshit, but let's say it's true. So it's totes OK to drive straight at a cop, so long as you are trying to "avoid" him?

Yesterday, Reddit was whining that the cop's phone vid would never be released because it was bad for the cop. The vid was released 12 hours later, and clearly exonerates the cop. So reddit has no option other than to just lie about what the vid clearly shows.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

326 Keith Ellison Calls Massive Fraud "Not Serious" After Audio of Him Helping Fraudsters Resurfaces
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Stealing from you f*ckers is fun!
- Keith Al-Minnesomalia

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (Dv3i1)

327 With that smirk on her face and her "wife" egging her on ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (VE6XX)
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Unless that's AI tainted, that makes the confrontation so clear.

He wasn't standing in front of the vehicle, he was rounding and it happened fast from there.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (krQz2)

328 The most important video of the day is of the interview of with a white female protestor who says that she's uncomfortable protesting because of Good because Good was a white woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen

And she's an AWFL herself.

https://is.gd/IV5cv4

Meanwhile . . .

Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (L/fGl)

329 Shouldn't the appropriate action be driving off a cliff together holding hands? Kind of ties a nice clean bow on the whole situation.
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Watched that flick in the theater all those years ago with my girlfriend and an older couple that lived near us. The older guy I kind of inferred has "Italian" links and was a pretty straight shooter. After the movie we were breaking down the story and he casually asserted "Yeah, those kind of things happen when women go off doing things on their own."

I still LOL to this day remembering that.

Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (TN0g+)

330 BTW, what are the plates on the car? They aren't any Minnesota issued ones I've ever seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM (2ocoG)

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Missouri plates.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (Bw6dx)

331 whig is a troll playing the long LONG game. Has all you fuckers fooled.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (bjo5x)

332 Missouri. She'd apparently just moved to the area.

Ahh, ok. I'd seen on X that she wasn't from the area, and therefore she'd Crossed State Lines. As we all know, that was Kyle Rittenhouse's worst crime.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (2ocoG)

333 She's good now.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (s61Oz)

334 So reddit has no option other than to just lie about what the vid clearly shows.
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Lie about the vid? Well, that makes Reddit no better than the Washington Post!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (Dv3i1)

335 Half the whole country in 2025: I'm in love with a man named Marco...but not in a gay way.

Sooo...Marco has to add "pimp" to his currently overloaded CV?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (Riz8t)

336 Yesterday, Reddit was whining that the cop's phone vid would never be released because it was bad for the cop. The vid was released 12 hours later, and clearly exonerates the cop.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
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Well, that happened. No time to rest between stories.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (krQz2)

337 >>> 322

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The other video of another white Karen talking to the camera about how she's suddenly terrified because of Good's death?

Yeah, that was another important one from the last couple of days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

So she's moving to Canadia or the UK, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (ULPxl)

338 I think the style guide should call busy body AWFLs Mrs Jellyby from now on.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (0U5gm)

339 The Show Me State.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:24 PM (s61Oz)

340 Meanwhile . . .

Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”
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*Eyeroll*. I bet that idiot got beat up on the playground on an almost daily basis.

Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2026 02:24 PM (TN0g+)

341 >>His cellphone clearly shows her making a hard right to avoid him.


LOL

She was trying to flee and was already in the process of being apprehended.

Felony Flight.

Regardless of where her wheels are pointed, she is now a fleeing suspect and a danger to the Officers and Citizens in the area.

She chose to Buy the Farm.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:24 PM (ZcsJV)

342 Here is a link to an image of the Chinese fleet sitting 200 miles of Galapagos Islands

https://tinyurl.com/ynu9vr8f

It is pretty bad. I think Trump should push to make the 200 mile limit 500 miles. That would screw the Chinese particularly.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 02:24 PM (bIWgk)

343 whig is a troll playing the long LONG game. Has all you fuckers fooled.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (bjo5x)
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I know you well enough to suspect you're being sarcastic.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:24 PM (krQz2)

344 Meanwhile . . .

Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”


As the ones paying the bills for the fraud, they should be.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:24 PM (Riz8t)

345 The most important video of the day is of the interview of with a white female protestor who says that she's uncomfortable protesting because of Good because Good was a white woman.

Saw that! We all knew this was going to spiral apart pretty quickly because she's not black.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:24 PM (2ocoG)

346 >>> 331 whig is a troll playing the long LONG game. Has all you fuckers fooled.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (bjo5x)

Wait, are you saying WHIG is Poo Tin's puppet?!?!?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (ULPxl)

347 >>> Obviously, she probably didn't imagine she would be killed. But surely, she must have known that, at the very least, she could be arrested.
She has three kids. So she was willing to be separated from her kids to protect criminal Somalis. Speaking as a mother, this is insanity. This is not rational thinking.

Which is why I think the one kid she still had custody of, now going to live with his grandfather, might be the best thing for him.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (gWBY1)

348 Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM

Dem white mens.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (o2ZRX)

349 whig is a troll playing the long LONG game. Has all you fuckers fooled.
Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (bjo5x)

Remember the one who played it straight for a couple of months then set up a gofundme?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

350 *I just noticed how close Reddit is to Retard.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

And Ratshit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (L/fGl)

351 Bleak House is a fabulous novel, full of great characters.

Unfortunately, my family had its own version of Jarndyce and Jarndyce.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (77rzZ)

352 Eventually, we'll get an FBI timeline on Good(e)'s activities for the 30 days prior to the day of her demise. Should be fun.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (rj6Yv)

353 Missouri. She'd apparently just moved to the area.


I am pressing X to doubt on that one...she's staying there.
I highly doubt that she made any real effort into moving her residence there. She's just part of the Rent-A-Mob.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (ZcsJV)
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Same here. I'll bet money she and the dyke wife was in MN solely to agitate and fuck around.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

354 Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (L/fGl)

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"Without white men there would be no Minnesota, h8r -- so that tracks!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (Bw6dx)

355 Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”

That's when you say "ok" and call Walz as the subject of the hearing.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (2ocoG)

356
....and therefore she'd Crossed State Lines. As we all know, that was Kyle Rittenhouse's worst crime.


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ACE has the most astute and knowlegeable posters of any blog anywhere.

Nice observation.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known As . . . at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (5JWSQ)

357 Yesterday, Reddit was whining that the cop's phone vid would never be released because it was bad for the cop. The vid was released 12 hours later, and clearly exonerates the cop.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM (iFTx/)
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Well, that happened. No time to rest between stories.


Then: The cop's phone vid will never be released because it was bad for the cop.

Now: The cop's phone vid is clearly AI.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)

358 This black lady in a bikini top has never flown a false flag:
http://tiny.cc/scfx001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (GyQIQ)


She's purty.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

359 Half the whole country in 2025: I'm in love with a man named Marco...but not in a gay way.

Sooo...Marco has to add "pimp" to his currently overloaded CV?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (Riz8t)
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Gigolo

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

360 Here's the thing. From that video, there's no way you can try to convince me she's trying to pull any driving maneuver. She couldn't even wait for the guy to clear her hood.

I don't thinks she intended to hit him. I don't think she cared either.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:26 PM (krQz2)

361 I'll bet money she and the dyke wife was in MN solely to agitate and fuck around.

According to a neighbor, she was there to train the locals in the latest Antifa rioting techniques.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:26 PM (2ocoG)

362 >>> _____

Same here. I'll bet money she and the dyke wife was in MN solely to agitate and fuck around.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

*points at my 217* ;P

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:26 PM (ULPxl)

363 I don't see why the ICE officer did not ricochet a round or five from the pavement into the SUV's oil pan and transmission pan to disable it. Easy peasy.


/sarc

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 02:27 PM (wVcYX)

364 Yesterday, Reddit was whining that the cop's phone vid would never be released because it was bad for the cop. The vid was released 12 hours later, and clearly exonerates the cop. So reddit has no option other than to just lie about what the vid clearly shows.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

1- I've seen a few Lefties complain the ICE officer footage is from a cell phone, and he should have been using a body cam (remember, some judge in Chicago demanded it)

2- Andrew Branca and Nick Rekeita did a livestream yesterday, and one of them noted the ICE agent didn't really cross/walk in front of the car as everyone claims. Really, when the car backed up, it swung it's front end to the right, placing him in front right before it switched to drive and accelerated.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:27 PM (JCZqz)

365 Remember the one who played it straight for a couple of months then set up a gofundme?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (zZu0s)

It does happen!!

Whig could have made his job easier by being less wordy of course but the man is committed.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 02:27 PM (bjo5x)

366 am praying for this woman's soul and for her family. But I mean it when I say this type of thinking is almost wholly responsible for the decline of Western civilization.
==
Mentally ill leftists are self destructive. They want to tear it all down. Because it isnt perfect. They think if they just protest, vote, bitch, hard enough it can be mad3 perfect. They are searching for something that is not achieveable except by Grace. And they refuse Grace. And it infuriates then when they see someone who obviously has it. They insist it is fake, a lie and become more violent the more they realize the lie is theirs. It is a vicious cycle and hard to break out of. Their eyes are covered in scales.

Posted by: Drumpf is their boogieman at January 09, 2026 02:27 PM (5trWk)

367 Insurrection Coordinator.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:27 PM (s61Oz)

368 Same here. I'll bet money she and the dyke wife was in MN solely to agitate and fuck around.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

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The choice was between a Lesbian Toga Party and a Road Trip.

They chose ... poorly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:27 PM (Bw6dx)

369 >>> That character isMrs. Jellyby from Charles Dickens' novel Bleak House, famous for her "telescopic philanthropy"—obsessively focusing on distant causes, particularly a project in Africa (Borrioboola-Gha), while completely neglecting her own disheveled household and children in London
Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:18 PM (Riz8t)

I just found out the other day that Dickens kind of abandoned his wife and kids and had a mistress? Sheesh. Never meet your heroes. (I mean he's long dead, but you know what I mean.)

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 02:28 PM (gWBY1)

370
Sooo...Marco has to add "pimp" to his currently overloaded CV?
Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:23 PM (Riz8t)

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I can see him in a hat with a feather, long purple coat, a walking stick (for backhanding the bitches) and boots with high heels.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 09, 2026 02:28 PM (aZm/F)

371 Is today Talk Like a Pirate Day??

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 02:28 PM (pDt9x)

372 TJ Hooker would have climbed on the hood.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (krQz2)


Then he would have slipped on a yellow shirt and had sex with both of them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 02:28 PM (ExV1e)

373 Insurrection Coordinator.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:27 PM (s61Oz)

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I wonder how many H-1B Visas there are for Insurrection Engineers?

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:28 PM (Bw6dx)

374 For those interested, an in depth discussion by the Atlantic Council of Russian economy in 2025.
https://tinyurl.com/5h3dak4e



Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:28 PM (WDjG6)

375 I don't thinks she intended to hit him. I don't think she cared either.
Posted by: Axeman

I'm willing to meet the Lefty protesters halfway on this. I don't think the ICE officer intended to kill the driver, and I don't care that he did anyway.

Posted by: Military Moron at January 09, 2026 02:29 PM (JCZqz)

376 I can see him in a hat with a feather, long purple coat, a walking stick (for backhanding the bitches) and boots with high heels.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Add the pimp strut.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 02:29 PM (Dv3i1)

377 This black lady in a bikini top has never flown a false flag:
http://tiny.cc/scfx001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 09, 2026 02:08 PM (GyQIQ)

She's purty.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

She is. Also air brushed to hell and back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)

378 I can see him in a hat with a feather, long purple coat, a walking stick (for backhanding the bitches) and boots with high heels.

The high heels MUST have goldfish in them.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)

379 I like how the left has developed this ... myth?

That recording with your cell phone is some sort of shield.

Like, "I'm recording you so you can't beat me to the pavement if I throw something at you."

I mean, what is it, what do they think they are doing by recording?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 02:29 PM (HXT0k)

380 Well, that happened. No time to rest between stories.

Then: The cop's phone vid will never be released because it was bad for the cop.

Now: The cop's phone vid is clearly AI.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:26 PM (Riz8t)
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The deflection must move with the times.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:29 PM (krQz2)

381 Good could have survived by making herself as flat as possible.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at January 09, 2026 02:29 PM (bjo5x)

382 I wonder how many H-1B Visas there are for Insurrection Engineers?
Posted by: ShainS
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Right before the 2020 election, US shut down the Chinese consulate in Houston and they were burning papers, etc. Reportedly they were involved in some way with the summer of riots over George Floyd.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (WDjG6)

383 I just found out the other day that Dickens kind of abandoned his wife and kids and had a mistress? Sheesh. Never meet your heroes. (I mean he's long dead, but you know what I mean.)
Posted by: LizLem

Yes, he took up with 18-year-old actress Ellen Ternan when he was 45.

He treated his wife horribly.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

384 >>> 364
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1- I've seen a few Lefties complain the ICE officer footage is from a cell phone, and he should have been using a body cam (remember, some judge in Chicago demanded it)
==
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 02:27 PM (JCZqz)

A judge demanded ICE use cellphones?

...anyway, istr a claim that one of the problems with getting cop bodycam footage from the Vegas shooting was that the footage was collected by and kept on servers belonging to the camera company (Axon, I believe).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (ULPxl)

385 BTW, for those who haven't seen, there's now a Quality Learing Center X account and it's pretty funny. When this story with the lesbo first broke they posted that they were going to start offering driver's ed.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

386 All of the criticism of Rubio from some should eventually burn itself out, right?

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (pDt9x)

387 Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

That's fair. Dems do like to focus on the victims of crime and fraud.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (JCZqz)

388 >>> 2- Andrew Branca and Nick Rekeita did a livestream yesterday, and one of them noted the ICE agent didn't really cross/walk in front of the car as everyone claims

Oooh, did Nick get cleaned and sobered up? Turn around his super messy private life? I loved his takes on the law. I might have to give it a watch.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (gWBY1)

389 My bitch bettah have mah money....

Posted by: Little Marco at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (bjo5x)

390 And even though I'm not working today, she's just texted me twice over the past five minutes ALTHOUGH WE'RE IN THE SAME HOUSE!

Wife watches law-tubers a lot so sometimes I'll text her rather than going down to get her attention so I can talk to her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (ExV1e)

391 Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM

Okay, Tim Walz and Jacob Frey come on down.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (k1E2D)

392 TJ Hooker would have climbed on the hood.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:11 PM (krQz2)

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Bo & Luke Duke would have jumped through the open window.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (Bw6dx)

393 *I just noticed how close Reddit is to Retard.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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And converging.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (krQz2)

394 >>2- Andrew Branca and Nick Rekeita did a livestream yesterday


Nick Rekieta is a gay Cuckold who gave cocaine to his 9 year old daughter.

Just a friendly reminder.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (ZcsJV)

395 383 I just found out the other day that Dickens kind of abandoned his wife and kids and had a mistress? Sheesh. Never meet your heroes. (I mean he's long dead, but you know what I mean.)
Posted by: LizLem

Yes, he took up with 18-year-old actress Ellen Ternan when he was 45.

He treated his wife horribly.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (77rzZ)

He probably took tea at 3, also. And loved Nickelback.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (pDt9x)

396 Is today Talk Like a Pirate Day??
Posted by: tubal

Nope, that's Sep. 19, my wedding anniversary.

Unfortunately, my wife and I were unaware of that when we said our vows.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:32 PM (77rzZ)

397 Remember the guy who played TC in Magnum as the pimp/info broker in John Wayne's McQ?

That's the look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

398 Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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You misspelled "deflect".

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:32 PM (krQz2)

399 For those interested, an in depth discussion by the Atlantic Council of Russian economy in 2025.
https://tinyurl.com/5h3dak4e


Russia is mortgaging its future to China. Bad move.

From the article:
Economically and politically, Russia’s relationship with China is simultaneously deeply asymmetrical and mutually beneficial. While Moscow has not become Beijing’s vassal—at least not to the extent that it would attack NATO purely to distract the Alliance from a war for Taiwan—Russia is certainly the junior partner in the “no limits” partnership. China has served as a lifeline for Russia, while Russia has supplied China with cheap energy and raw materials.

On one hand, China has easily overtaken the EU to become Russia’s largest trading partner. On the other hand, Russia accounts for just 3 percent of China’s exports and 5 percent of China’s imports as of 2024.


Sooner or later, China is going to want its land back - the land taken by Russia during the century of humiliation.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 09, 2026 02:32 PM (Riz8t)

400 Example post:

Quality Learing Center
@QualityLearing_
·
Dec 30, 2025
STATEMENT FROM QUALITY LEARING CENTER

We at Quality Learing are offended by the fake news that
@elonmusk
is promoting with his fanboy
@nickshirleyy


We pride ourselves on two things:
A) Having students
B) Teaching them how to lear.

We demand justice for our 198 students.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:33 PM (2ocoG)

401 Remember the guy who played TC in Magnum as the pimp/info broker in John Wayne's McQ?

That's the look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

I thought Seinfeld's Kramer had the complete ensemble.

Then there's Huggy Bear . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 02:33 PM (wVcYX)

402 NOT SATIRE: Experts Warn US In Midst Of Transgender Genocide

https://is.gd/527bE9

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I assume they mean a genocide conducted by troons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:33 PM (L/fGl)

403 379 I like how the left has developed this ... myth?

That recording with your cell phone is some sort of shield.

Like, "I'm recording you so you can't beat me to the pavement if I throw something at you."

I mean, what is it, what do they think they are doing by recording?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Criminals and Karens have this idea from the internet.

Part of which they think they will become famous when putting the shit on tik tok or YT. Same reason stupid yute criminals take video and post it showing them committing crimes and wilding crap.

These are people with a long history of trading off long term bad consequences for short run dopamine hits.

These are people that think they live in a reality tv show featuring them and they put the most ghastly crap on videos showing their awful and often criminal behavior just for some 'likes' by rando strangers.

Same shit as Charlie Kirk death celebrations among the left. No long term thinking there at all.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:33 PM (WDjG6)

404 Nick Rekieta is a gay Cuckold who gave cocaine to his 9 year old daughter.

Just a friendly reminder.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (ZcsJV)

What the actual fuck?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (gwt4v)

405 Redditard (n) - someone who posts on Reddit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (Dv3i1)

406 59 Spheres of influence.

I won't cry when American tankers get sunk near Japan either. Send your American stuff near Russia and China, expect it to get seized and robbed.
Posted by: Jack of All Tirades
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Any country seizing US vessels lawfully navigating international waters is playing with fire. Nations and quasi-nations seizing our ships and personnel has been treated very seriously since the foundation of the nation, and I don't think Trump is the President to fuck around with. (See also, Barbary pirates and casus belli War of 1812)
Posted by: Military Moron at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (JCZqz)


We have some folks post stuff from an incoherent position of isolationism, pacifism and a willingness to allow hostile nations do whatever they want: all while claiming to be "America First (tm)."

Look I get it, Shrub II was a huge disappointment, and he should have just had the U.S. military break all of the Taliban's and Saddam's toys and leave - telling them, "Don't make us come back; we won't be so nice next time." After years of expending blood and treasure, we have d!ck all to show for it.

BUT, Pres. Trump isn't following the failed policies of Bush, Obama, and Biden.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (pJWtt)

407 A judge demanded ICE use cellphones?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

No, demanded bodycams...and the Lefties are mad that the shooting ICE officer didn't have one, and had to drop his phone to shoot (to hide the evidence of it being unnecessary, you see)

federal judge in Chicago, U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis, ordered federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents to wear body cameras during enforcement activities and all interactions with the public.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (JCZqz)

408 348 Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM

Dem white mens.

Posted by: Eromero at January 09, 2026 02:25 PM (o2ZRX)

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The DNC autopsy of 2024 probably had something to say about language like this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

409 China's Second Century of Humiliation is about to begin.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (s61Oz)

410 Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



OK, let's start with the governor and the mayor of Mineapolis.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (0U5gm)

411 Okay, Tim Walz and Jacob Frey come on down.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (k1E2D)
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Yup. I'm happy to switch our attention to those two white men.

I saw something about some Dem that said that they were not allowed to give any information about the fraud in Minnesota.

Probably Walz would have put a hit on them had they done so. (remember Hortman)

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (krQz2)

412 Mayor Jacob Frey said the agent wasn’t hurt badly when the “observer” struck the ICE officer. He compared it to closing the refrigerator door with a hip. You would think he’d just shut his mouth at some point, but that would mean he has the cognitive ability to make a rational decision. I can’t believe he was elected after his performance In 2020.

Posted by: Unkaren at January 09, 2026 02:35 PM (BrLWF)

413 Remember the guy who played TC in Magnum as the pimp/info broker in John Wayne's McQ?

That's the look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
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No love for Huggy Bear?

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 02:35 PM (rj6Yv)

414 Who knew that taco takeout had become so precipitous.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 09, 2026 02:35 PM (BSdIE)

415 Right before the 2020 election, US shut down the Chinese consulate in Houston and they were burning papers, etc. Reportedly they were involved in some way with the summer of riots over George Floyd.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (WDjG6)

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Was not aware of that -- but unsurprised, thanks!

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:35 PM (Bw6dx)

416 Sooner or later, China is going to want its land back - the land taken by Russia during the century of humiliation.
Posted by: Archimedes

I've read that the Chinese are already all over eastern Siberia.

It's one of the reasons Trump wants to build a tunnel under the Bering Strait, so that we can counter their presence there and compete with them for resources.

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

417 Nick Rekieta is a gay Cuckold who gave cocaine to his 9 year old daughter.

Just a friendly reminder.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (ZcsJV)

Damn. Knew about the cuck shit and drugs, but not giving drugs to his own daughter.

I seriously wonder: whatbis the deal with a guy who has a beautiful wife, is successful everything's aces and he decides he wants to see her get banged by other dudes? Cause it does not seem to be the 'woman's' fetish often times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

418 >>What the actual fuck?


Oh, yeah. He did all that and more.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:36 PM (ZcsJV)

419 I, for one, am in awe of the MR comment re Bullet Bras. That pictorial essay is quite . . . something.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 02:37 PM (wVcYX)

420 These are people with a long history of trading off long term bad consequences for short run dopamine hits.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:33 PM (WDjG6)
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What is "Describe the entire history of the Democratic party?", Alex?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:37 PM (krQz2)

421 418 >>What the actual fuck?


Oh, yeah. He did all that and more.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:36 PM (ZcsJV)

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Yeah, but does he like Star Trek Into Darkness?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 09, 2026 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

422 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
TGIF and the weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2026 02:37 PM (Ia/+0)

423 No love for Huggy Bear?
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 02:35 PM (rj6Yv)

The guy who played Huggy Bear in I'm gonna get you sucka!

Lol. Fuck, the aquarium platform shoes. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

424 >>> 411 Okay, Tim Walz and Jacob Frey come on down.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 09, 2026 02:31 PM (k1E2D)
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Yup. I'm happy to switch our attention to those two white men.

I saw something about some Dem that said that they were not allowed to give any information about the fraud in Minnesota.

Probably Walz would have put a hit on them had they done so. (remember Hortman)
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:34 PM (krQz2)

(previous thread) 227 https://is.gd/TGeWIm
MarioNawfal
MINNESOTA WHISTLEBLOWERS WARNED TO STAY SILENT: "YOU'LL LOSE YOUR JOB, YOUR HOME, & THEY'LL TRACK YOUR KIDS"

Minnesota State Rep. Marion Rarick says whistleblowers trying to expose fraud in state-run programs are being hit with threats straight out of a political thriller.

She warned that the intimidation is systemic, and basically if you speak up, expect your life to be dismantled....
[video]

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Seeing state politicians murdered for improper voting works pretty well as intimidation, too.
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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 01:15 PM (ULPxl)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:37 PM (ULPxl)

425 Dark Fleet >>Dark Brandon>> Dark Walz

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 09, 2026 02:37 PM (Dv3i1)

426 Then he would have slipped on a yellow shirt and had sex with both of them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Shatner can cure lesbianism, everyone here knows that.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 02:37 PM (Y8DZL)

427 Sooner or later, China is going to want its land back - the land taken by Russia during the century of humiliation.
Posted by: Archimedes

Some people have something about Russia that either makes them hate it or see it and Vlad as some bastion against globo homo globalism.

I just see an ex KGB thug that is an all but named czar running the Russian Empire with the typical foreign policies. Euroland and the US may have poked him with a stick a time or two but then again he has poked us with a stick a time or two. So he is not a saint, not a delusional sob like Saddam Hussein, but someone in charge of the Russian state that is following typical Russian foreign policy goals but with a much diminished antique state.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:38 PM (WDjG6)

428 >>Dem Representative Wants Focus of Hearing on Minnesota Somalian Fraud to Be On “White Men”

So Walz and Frey. Deal.

Posted by: JackStraw - Super Stallion at January 09, 2026 02:38 PM (viF8m)

429 Where did they bury the Minnesota First?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:38 PM (s61Oz)

430 >>> 416 Sooner or later, China is going to want its land back - the land taken by Russia during the century of humiliation.
Posted by: Archimedes

I've read that the Chinese are already all over eastern Siberia.

It's one of the reasons Trump wants to build a tunnel under the Bering Strait, so that we can counter their presence there and compete with them for resources.
Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)

Why, it's almost like he isn't the big stupid dummy the commies think he is!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:38 PM (ULPxl)

431 Oooh, did Nick get cleaned and sobered up? Turn around his super messy private life? I loved his takes on the law. I might have to give it a watch.
Posted by: LizLem

Uh...I've only seen a few shows recently, and he usually wears sunglasses. That's not a great sign for sobriety. He mentioned he's vaping because he doesn't drink, and it gives his hand/mouth something to do to keep busy.

Nick Rekieta is a gay Cuckold who gave cocaine to his 9 year old daughter.
Posted by: garrett

I'm not sure of all the allegations and charges, but I don't think he would have gotten off as lightly as he did if this were true (or could be proven).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 09, 2026 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

432 Nood. Iran at last.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

433 Promethius.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 09, 2026 02:39 PM (Kt19C)

434 There are a lot of people named Frey are asshoes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:39 PM (s61Oz)

435 116 My memory is that in "the old days" it was a real pain to get an absentee ballot unless you were overseas military.

Seems a pretty reasonable thing to return to
Posted by: 18-1 at January 09, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)


It was also a real pain to get your absentee ballot counted. Lots of "oopsies" in the process that totally had nothing to do with the expected conservative slant of military personnel.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 09, 2026 02:39 PM (2w8pZ)

436
BTW, what are the plates on the car? They aren't any Minnesota issued ones I've ever seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 09, 2026 02:17 PM

Missouri plates.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:22 PM


Missouri plates

Colorado drivers license

things what make you go "hmm?"

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 09, 2026 02:39 PM (tljrc)

437 The Democratic Party is the party of intemperate politics.

That's why when they feared that prosecutions weren't going to go their way they lynched people.

It's why they thought that Republicans and black people ought to have crosses burned on their lawn to tell them they weren't welcome.

It's in wildcat strikes, their association with the Mob through Labor. The rebellions of the 60s, which started a whole new crop of Democrats.

It is the party of Will to Power.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 02:39 PM (krQz2)

438 I just see an ex KGB thug that is an all but named czar running the Russian Empire with the typical foreign policies. Euroland and the US may have poked him with a stick a time or two but then again he has poked us with a stick a time or two. So he is not a saint, not a delusional sob like Saddam Hussein, but someone in charge of the Russian state that is following typical Russian foreign policy goals but with a much diminished antique state.
Posted by: whig

He's the typical Russian autocrat. Ivan IV, Peter I, Catherine II, Nicholas I, Lenin, Stalin...

Posted by: Bulg at January 09, 2026 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

439 NOOD

IRAN

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 02:40 PM (ULPxl)

440 What is "Describe the entire history of the Democratic party?", Alex?
Posted by: Axeman

I would actually argue that there were some sane Democrats from time to time but since Obama took office, they have gone full YOLO into fraud, vote fraud, and supporting criminals. Obama did not fundamentally transform the nation successfully but he did transform the Democrat party into a vicious, corrupt, and evil national criminal syndicate.

Posted by: whig at January 09, 2026 02:40 PM (WDjG6)

441 388 Oooh, did Nick get cleaned and sobered up? Turn around his super messy private life? I loved his takes on the law. I might have to give it a watch.
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 02:30 PM (gWBY1)

No. He's still a drug-fueled Balldo enthusiast.

Posted by: XTC at January 09, 2026 02:41 PM (UnA8+)

442 There are a lot of people named Frey are asshoes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 02:39 PM (s61Oz)

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".. and Henley."

/obligatory Don Felder

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:41 PM (Bw6dx)

443 Oil is pricey, but oil tankers are MUCH more expensive.

Other countries aren't going to just yeet oil tankers into the US impound yard forever. The cost of losing their ships is high enough that they won't risk doing this much longer.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 09, 2026 02:41 PM (setIA)

444 >>I'm not sure of all the allegations and charges, but I don't think he would have gotten off as lightly as he did if this were true (or could be proven).


9 Year old tested positive for cocaine. And NOT at levels that are below habitual use.

Oddly, none of the other 5 kids tested positive for even traces.

Now, just because Nick would drone on and on about the Medicinal Usage for Cocaine.
And, just because the daughter who tested positive had been diagnosed with the syndrome that he claimed can be treated with cocaine.
And, just because she is the ONLY child in the house that tested positive...

well, that doesn't mean it happened. I will give you that.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 02:42 PM (ZcsJV)

445 No. He's still a drug-fueled Balldo enthusiast.

Posted by: XTC at January 09, 2026 02:41 PM (UnA8+)

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Imma gonna regret doing an interwebz search for Balldo, aren't I?

[Ugh, this place:]

"Introducing the balldo™. The world’s first sex toy that lets you to penetrate your partner with your balls. Let the ballsex revolution begin! have your first Ballgasm!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 02:44 PM (Bw6dx)

446 Hm, garrett seems to be pretty read in on cocaine.

Posted by: Wait a minute at January 09, 2026 02:46 PM (5trWk)

447 They manage to walk her back to her car, where she has her 6 YEAR OLD KID in the back, without a booster seat btw.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at January 09, 2026 02:21 PM (H6u9a)

My goodness. A six-year-old in a car without a booster seat. Oh the humanity!

(My mom had already taught me to drive at six years old.)

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 09, 2026 02:47 PM (g8Ew8)

448 "Introducing the balldo™. The world’s first sex toy that lets you to penetrate your partner with your balls. Let the ballsex revolution begin! have your first Ballgasm!

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I trust this is a prank. Because that wouldnt be fun for anyone.

Posted by: Time out at January 09, 2026 02:48 PM (5trWk)

449 Any country seizing US vessels lawfully navigating international waters is playing with fire. Nations and quasi-nations seizing our ships and personnel has been treated very seriously since the foundation of the nation, and I don't think Trump is the President to fuck around with. (See also, Barbary pirates and casus belli War of 1812)
Posted by: Military Moron at January 09, 2026 01:50 PM (JCZqz)

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I believe Iran FAFO'd a while back and we sunk 90% of their entire navy because they scratched the paint on one of our boats.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 09, 2026 02:49 PM (qtBQt)

450 German president says the US is destroying world order! Talk to hand, bitches. The Germans know ALL about world order.

https://tinyurl.com/rapzc2pz

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 09, 2026 02:53 PM (5xuJ/)

451 450 German president says the US is destroying world order! Talk to hand, bitches. The Germans know ALL about world order.

Gee, then the germans should have supported US for the last 50 years assholes. We told you not to buy gas from Russia. We told you to fund your military. We told you not to take in an endless stream of refuges. We told you not to overly relie on wind and solar.

And you laughed.

We asked for your help after 911, you provided none. We asked for your help funding the war in Ukraine, with lackluster results. We asked for help to dela with Houthi rebels, and you guys sent, carry the 1, fuck all.

What is it you would say you do around here?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 09, 2026 03:08 PM (L6dcX)

452 If there was any shortfall in Coast Guard recruiting, that gap is closed now. These boys signed on for some action.
Over the rail with a cutlass in their teeth!

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 09, 2026 03:11 PM (zdLoL)

453 Seize the Oil Tankers and Sink the Drug Boats and Subs

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 09, 2026 06:38 PM (wGqjj)

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