The Week In Woke

Two nights ago on CNN -- on the yearly celebration of January 6th -- Abby Philip and her leftwing guests agreed that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be killed because a cop gave her an order and she refused to comply.

The left continues agitating for the assassination of Trump. This teacher -- of course -- wants to know "Who's going to take one for the team and just do it? And you know what 'it' I mean we have to do."

This leftist says he's going to finally "do it" and is currently videotaping himself in Washington DC to show he's serious about "doing it."

TikToker says he's "going to war" and coming after Pete Hegseth.

Leftist calls for the murder of the ICE agent who defended his life against a crazed leftist.

Jasmine Ratchet: When Charlie Kirk died, we didn't justify his murder!

Great, teachers are coming up with new excuses for staying at home on their fat asses:

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
17h
🚨 JUST IN: Because of the protests and riots, Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12
It's like a 3rd world country. Too dangerous to leave your house because of leftists.
SEND THE GUARD!

On MSNBC, a left-wing rabble-rousing fake pastor lies his gay ass off:

FactPost
@factpostnews
Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'

Mark Hemingway commented: "Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most."

AWFL cries over the deportation of illegals, sad that the "people who clean the sheets in your hotel, do you landscaping" are having the law applied to them.

"Gia," a useless SJW "worker" at a Hilton Hotel in Dallas, doxes the hotel's customers by telling the world that ICE agents are staying there. Fire her, ban her from the industry.

Elderly AWFL Karen wants you to know she's sick of you MAGA types calling her a Karen. You know who the Karen is? YOU.

Woke asshole AWFL broke her retainer by grinding her teeth because she's watching Trump "attack science." She becomes distraught when she finds out her dentist might have voted for Trump.

Democrat party official and LGBTQ activist arrested for, you'll never guess, child porn.

Dumpy leftwing Junior AWFL says she's fleeing Nazis in the US by moving to Germany. Dis Bitch can't even cut carbs, I don't think she's going to emigrate.

Black radical: You can't do the "Say her name" chant for the white woman who was shot (while resisting arrest and attacking officers). The "say her name" chant is only for black women who are shot while resisting arrest and attacking officers. So stop it, White Racists!

BREAKING NEWS: Democrats release their own food pyramid in response to RFK's pic.twitter.com/uCfdaQbHti
— Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 (@AlpacaAurelius) January 8, 2026

This is the best video I've seen today 🤣pic.twitter.com/kYJ25fJNQL
— (news) DOGE (@DOGE__news) January 8, 2026

Somalis are once again the perfect example of the failure of empathy in the West.

Why should this Somali man be allowed to live in our country after he raped a 10-year-old girl repeatedly over an hour, plus raped another 18-year-old girl?

There is no sensible reason. But yet he… https://t.co/wv2UZ9uPxr
— Jonatan Pallesen (@jonatanpallesen) January 8, 2026

Masked "transfemme" Antifa goon from Portland, OR, issues death threat to ICE agent who shot a woman that tried to run him over.

"We have your face... we will get justice for a fallen comrade, whether it be judicial justice or street justice..."

Cc @thejusticedept pic.twitter.com/2WNbUWGkq3
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 8, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 06:28 PM

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 09, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at January 09, 2026 06:28 PM (0T0lT)

3 And Keith is neither smart, funny, nor cute.
He has no reason to exist. Except to feed his dog, maybe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 09, 2026 06:28 PM (xcxpd)

4 Olbermann has no class.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 09, 2026 06:29 PM (O7YUW)

5 Took me a min to figure out why SS was in that meme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

6 It was a Very Woke Week.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 06:31 PM (ZcsJV)

7 Wait, what's wrong with seed oils?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 09, 2026 06:31 PM (xcxpd)

8 Because I still have a jug of corn oil I use when olive oil isn't a good fit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 09, 2026 06:32 PM (xcxpd)

9 They are shutting down MN schools to protect illegals from ICE raids and to allow teachers to riot.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2026 06:32 PM (Hkcdp)

10 Masked "transfemme" Antifa goon from Portland, OR, issues death threat to ICE agent who shot a woman that tried to run him over.

"We have your face... we will get justice for a fallen comrade, whether it be judicial justice or street justice..."

Cc @thejusticedept pic.twitter.com/2WNbUWGkq3

- Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 8, 2026

Is that so?

I want bounties.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 06:32 PM (ULPxl)

11 Moving The Goal Posts is what libtards do best.

Posted by: US Bank Stadium groundskeeper at January 09, 2026 06:32 PM (R/m4+)

12 Keith Olbermann. Such a legacy of bullshit opinions.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:32 PM (krQz2)

13 The threats are one thing. Kind of like Kyle Rittenhouse, except this is a government official as well as a proven killer. Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

14 Keith Olbermann? Is this somebody I should know?

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 09, 2026 06:33 PM (jc0TO)

15 Andy NGO has identified that trantifa terrorist in the Libsoftiktok post.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2026 06:33 PM (Hkcdp)

16 Wait, what's wrong with seed oils?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 09, 2026 06:31 PM (xcxpd)

Supposed to be a major source of inflammation, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

17 Jasmine Ratchet: When Charlie Kirk died, we didn't justify his murder!
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The freedom to not be tied to factuality!

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:34 PM (krQz2)

18 That last is Rick and Morty, no?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 06:34 PM (3uBP9)

19 And what about Tony Blair's SIL stating she was annoyed with Palis for not taking enough Jewish life? Of course she converted to Islam like the king may have...NO KINGS

Posted by: night lifted at January 09, 2026 06:34 PM (kJmLc)

20 Russia Thanks Trump For Releasing Two Russian Crew From Seized Tanker
https://shorturl.at/EkG7B
Zerohedge

==
Interesting, considering the source.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 06:34 PM (ULPxl)

21
Because of the protests and riots, Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12

____________

So that teachers can protest and riot?

Still, I remember during COVID when blubbering teachers (women one and all) wailed that in-person classes would mow down their little charges like a scythe. Except we now know the death rate among children was infintesimal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:35 PM (tgvbd)

22 So Randon Sprinkle is a different CP afficionado than the Wade dude in the community college noted below. He likes boys; Wade liked 11 year old girls [tied up and gagged]

Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 06:35 PM (gKWVE)

23 >>> 15 Andy NGO has identified that trantifa terrorist in the Libsoftiktok post.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2026 06:33 PM (Hkcdp)

Can we haz 3am televised no-knock raid?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 06:35 PM (ULPxl)

24 "people who clean the sheets in your hotel, do you landscaping" are having the law applied to them.
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...But might have a pastime of forcible oral rape....

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:36 PM (krQz2)

25 That last pic - hoo boy, where to start?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:36 PM (wVcYX)

26
All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 09, 2026 06:36 PM (0sNs1)

27 > "Gia," a useless SJW "worker" at a Hilton Hotel in Dallas, doxes the hotel's customers by telling the world that ICE agents are staying there. Fire her, ban her from the industry.

Gia was a third party valet driver. She's already been fired.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 09, 2026 06:37 PM (Yp6az)

28 Still, I remember during COVID when blubbering teachers (women one and all) wailed that in-person classes would mow down their little charges like a scythe. Except we now know the death rate among children was infintesimal.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:35 PM (tgvbd)

Real Heroes Work Here!

Posted by: Sign Outside Government School During Covid at January 09, 2026 06:37 PM (R/m4+)

29 Mark Hemingway commented: "Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most."

They're all heroes in their own minds.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 09, 2026 06:37 PM (jc0TO)

30 ***doxes the hotel's customers by telling the world that ICE agents are staying there. Fire her, ban her from the industry.
===

Nope, that's GOPe. She belongs in jail or deported.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2026 06:37 PM (MPaMF)

31 What? Me worry?

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 09, 2026 06:37 PM (EyfuW)

32 >>> That last pic - hoo boy, where to start?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:36 PM (wVcYX)

But it's a Rick and Morty gag though, right?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

33 Walz and that crazy gesturing lady in the last photo could swap lives and none of the organizations and entities and families they are associated would be diminished in the slightest by the swap. They both provide ZERO function, nor bring any special skills, intellect, wisdom, or understanding to the other lives they interact with. They both simply exist...until they don't.

Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2026 06:37 PM (TN0g+)

34 Does Walz have a red swingline stapler woobie in that last pic?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:38 PM (wVcYX)

35 25 That last pic - hoo boy, where to start?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:36 PM (wVcYX)

Double-fisted air-dicking. Bad look.

Posted by: Danny DeVito transitioned? at January 09, 2026 06:38 PM (TbWk/)

36
What are those things in the last picture?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:38 PM (tgvbd)

37 Dear Keef,

A "Kent State" needs three more.

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2026 06:38 PM (RIvkX)

38 But it's a Rick and Morty gag though, right?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 06:37 PM (3uBP9)

I have no ideer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:38 PM (wVcYX)

39 The dude in the mask is serial killer spooky.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 06:39 PM (sDNVV)

40 >>> BREAKING NEWS: Democrats release their own food pyramid in response to RFK's

Someone needs to explain oat milk to me, and why it is suddenly THE thing. Is it a health thing? GF? The new granola mom virtue signal thing, like avocado toast?

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (Eng1Z)

41 Chris Plante apparently learned what AWFL means just yesterday. I feel like we are on the cutting edge.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

42 In that last pic - the shaven head thing looks a bit like It's Pat.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (wVcYX)

43 Oat milk is literal poison.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 09, 2026 06:41 PM (jc0TO)

44 Sure they may rape your kids--but they'll put up your drywall and water your plants!

And we need them to pick our fruit. Otherwise no fruit is coming to our table.

* rolls eyes *

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:41 PM (krQz2)

45 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 06:41 PM (SRRAx)

46 >> Abby Philip and her leftwing guests agreed that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be killed because a cop gave her an order and she refused to comply.

I’ll give you something to ponder.

Got, our creator sent his only Son to this earth invariably to save us from death and give us eternal life.

That is, the Messiah. Essentially God in the flesh.

Many who read scripture knew that day would come. The prophets foretold it long before it happened.

And yet, when He finally came, performed miracles and fulfilled prophecy, the don’t just murder Him on the cross. The tortured him first.

The Son of Man.

You can say it was to fulfill prophecy and give us eternal life. And you would be right.

But it was fulfilled because God also knew the nature of man. That men, would do anything to protect their power. And the did.

Once you understand that men knowingly killed the Son of God, you’ll realize that men who want to protect their power will do anything to keep it. And like me, you won’t be surprised by anything they do. Ever.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 06:42 PM (gnUjt)

47 Someone needs to explain oat milk to me, and why it is suddenly THE thing. Is it a health thing? GF? The new granola mom virtue signal thing, like avocado toast?
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (Eng1Z)

Has the left ever pushed anything which wasn't detrimental to your health, sanity, or soul except on accident?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

48 I mean, look up any pictures of rick and morty. I wouldn't be surprised if that was an ai creation to make them look like rick and morty.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (3uBP9)

49 Dear Keef,

A "Kent State" needs three more.

Love, Franpsycho

=====

"They're worse than the Brownshirts, and the Communist element, and also the Night Riders, and the vigilantes. They're the worst type of people that we harbor in America."

Jim Rhodes

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (8AONa)

50 Milk comes from mammals not nuts and soy.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (sDNVV)

51 I'm pretty sure that last image includes a homeless person that was recently treated for head lice. I mean, the woman on the left. Apparently, she's having a reaction to the medicated shampoo, but prayers for a full recovery.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (rj6Yv)

52
Someone needs to explain oat milk to me, and why it is suddenly THE thing. Is it a health thing? GF? The new granola mom virtue signal thing, like avocado toast?

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (Eng1Z)

_____________

Apologies to the 'ettes, but women are herd animals. If an "influencer" tells them something is the Hot New Thing, they'll all run off in pursuit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (tgvbd)

53 Two nights ago on CNN -- on the yearly celebration of January 6th -- Abby Philip and her leftwing guests agreed that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be killed because a cop gave her an order and she refused to comply.
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There is no verification that Byrd gave an order.

If we can distrust authority when it suits us--then I can make a deal out of the lack of 100% proof that Byrd said anything and just shot her from his hidey-hole.

And he executed her.

[Disclaimer: But I don't believe that Babbitt was shot or killed there.]

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:44 PM (krQz2)

54 These ADL translation is a great example of performative ableism.

The translation is not useful for deaf people. It is being performed for hearing people who think they are better than deaf people.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

55 Abby Philip and her leftwing guests agreed that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be killed because a cop gave her an order and she refused to comply.

Did they? Serious question cuz I don't recall anything of the sort. In fact, if memory serves, there were a couple Capitol Police standing not far from her, seemingly unconcerned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

56 *ASL

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2026 06:44 PM (RIvkX)

57 I think the shooting agent maybe the Clark Kent of our time.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2026 06:44 PM (n5tGW)

58 Winning is fun. We should do more of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2026 06:44 PM (viF8m)

59 I mean, the woman on the left. Apparently, she's having a reaction to the medicated shampoo, but prayers for a full recovery.
Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (rj6Yv)

For a signer she's really emoting.. Or molting...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 06:44 PM (VE6XX)

60 In that last pic - the shaven head thing looks a bit like It's Pat.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (wVcYX)

Yes. It's like a uniform. Like the SS black and silver with swastika armband. Shaved bald, Heinrich Himmler mass murderer eyeglasses, dark man suit and slightly chubby. Tells the world she is a dangerous disordered sexual weirdo and to look out for her violence.

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at January 09, 2026 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

61 Marcus T, Amen.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 06:45 PM (sDNVV)

62 Apologies to the 'ettes, but women are herd animals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (tgvbd)

Way too many men are also.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 06:45 PM (ExV1e)

63 The new granola mom virtue signal thing, like avocado toast?

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (Eng1Z)

Avocado Toast is actually pretty good if you put a bunch of bacon on top.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2026 06:45 PM (n9ltV)

64 Oats do not have nipples and, therefore, cannot be milked.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Bo9Yf)

65 >>> 40
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Someone needs to explain oat milk to me, and why it is suddenly THE thing. Is it a health thing? GF? The new granola mom virtue signal thing, like avocado toast?
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (Eng1Z)

I'm guessing, stupid vegans and nut allergies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (ULPxl)

66 Chris Plante apparently learned what AWFL means just yesterday. I feel like we are on the cutting edge.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

I still don't know what the fuck it means. It looks like shorthand for awful .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (snZF9)

67 "They're worse than the Brownshirts, and the Communist element, and also the Night Riders, and the vigilantes. They're the worst type of people that we harbor in America."

Jim Rhodes
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (8AONa)
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Jim Rhodes was the only man in the state of Ohio more based than Woody Hayes.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (rj6Yv)

68 ICE/CBP BORTAC Unit just brutally abducted 2 US Citizens/peaceful protesters at a memorial protest for Renee Good near Minneapolis
Link to Reddit thread with video of smellies getting roughed up: https://tinyurl.com/3svemrt4

Where are the national guards to protect the people? Remembered the governor threatened to mobilise them. It's time to actually do it.

the mayor and governor have both been all talk in response to this, zero action. Saying things like "this is unacceptable" and "gtfo" make for good sound bites on the evening news, but when nothing actually happens as a result, it comes off as politicians just being politicians: all talk, no action

Trump literally just said “we protect ICE we protect Law Enforcement”. I think it’s safe to say that sets the precedent that these thugs can kill who ever they want. As a Canadian I feel sorry for you.

He punched her in the neck, then twisted her collar to choke point while pinning to vehicle! Notice how they keep attacking the woman, more often then not? That’s a feature, not a bug.

Proud Boys in their new uniforms. in any normal world this person gets pulled off duty for retraining

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (ycI94)

69 >>Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 06:42 PM

Well said. I have a God given capacity for cynicism.

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2026 06:47 PM (98kQX)

70 Avocado Toast is actually pretty good if you put a bunch of bacon on top.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2026 06:45 PM (n9ltV)

And leave off the avocado and toast.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)

71
I still don't know what the fuck it means. It looks like shorthand for awful .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (snZF9)

___________

Affluent White Feminist Liberal

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:47 PM (tgvbd)

72 Angry white female lefty (or liberal but they are anything but liberal)

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

73 Marcus, really appreciate hearing your theological perspective

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

74
Jim Rhodes was the only man in the state of Ohio more based than Woody Hayes.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (rj6Yv)

__________

Woody Hayes was railroaded. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (tgvbd)

75 Affluent White Feminist Liberal
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:47 PM (tgvbd)

Oh.. I thought it was Angry White Female Liberal

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (VE6XX)

76 >>> 66 Chris Plante apparently learned what AWFL means just yesterday. I feel like we are on the cutting edge.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

I still don't know what the fuck it means. It looks like shorthand for awful .
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (snZF9)

Affluent
White
Female
Liberal

They *are* awful.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (ULPxl)

77 Olbermann be lurkin'!
I said that very thing on Insty! Asked if this was their Kent State they've been looking for.

Posted by: GWB at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (dcpcf)

78 BREAKING NEWS: Democrats release their own food pyramid in response to RFK's
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That is prime.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (krQz2)

79 Affluent White ~~Feminist~~ Female Liberal

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:47 PM (tgvbd)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (n9ltV)

80 I mean, look up any pictures of rick and morty. I wouldn't be surprised if that was an ai creation to make them look like rick and morty.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 06:43 PM (3uBP9)

I looked them up. Walz as the Rick character I can see some resemblance. The ASL goblin as Morty, not so much. But then again, first time seeing any Rock & Morty pics.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:49 PM (wVcYX)

81 The left continues agitating for the assassination of Trump. This teacher -- of course -- wants to know "Who's going to take one for the team and just do it? And you know what 'it' I mean we have to do."
______
Note that the bottom line for her is "Someone else. I have things to do."

Posted by: Eeyore at January 09, 2026 06:49 PM (s0JqF)

82 That'll work too. I heard a suggestion to add a U for Useless.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 06:49 PM (vFG9F)

83
Olbermann: I really like nut juice.

Marketing: We call it almond milk because it sounds better.

Olbermann: No, I mean I like nut juice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2026 06:49 PM (n5tGW)

84 Oat milk seems to grow out of the 'all dairy is really secretly very bad for you' thing. So all cheese, butter, etc.

Almond milk used to be the thing or the coconut milk things. We have some Hispanics working here. They brought in a coconut milk drink. The drink itself was delicious (sugary as hell.) But it had little globs of like, Tapioca floating in it. THAT was disgusting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 06:49 PM (zZu0s)

85 >>Abby Philip and her leftwing guests agreed that Ashli Babbitt deserved to be killed because a cop gave her an order and she refused to comply.

I’ll give you something to ponder.

God, our creator sent his only Son to this earth invariably to save us from death and give us eternal life.

That is, the Messiah. Essentially God in the flesh.

Many who read scripture knew that day would come. The prophets foretold it long before it happened.

And yet, when He finally came, performed miracles and fulfilled prophecy, they didnt just murder Him on the cross. The tortured him first.

The Son of Man.

You can say it was to fulfill prophecy and give us eternal life. And you would be right.

But it was fulfilled because God also knew the nature of man. That men, would do anything to protect their power. And they did.

Once you understand that men knowingly killed the Son of God, you’ll realize that men who want to protect their power will do anything to keep it. And like me, you won’t be surprised by anything they do. Ever.

*corrected because you never misspell God.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM (gnUjt)

86 Leftists love to affect martyrdom, to play at it, but when they actually begin to generate a body count they seem shocked.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM (2L+MU)

87 Olbermann: No, I mean I like nut juice.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2026 06:49 PM (n5tGW)

We have another creme of Nut request!
-barman at the jerk off lounge

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM (zZu0s)

88 Second look at Rapeseed oil?

Posted by: Sean Combs at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM (RQBgz)

89 Avocado Toast is actually pretty good if you put a bunch of bacon on top.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2026 06:45 PM (n9ltV)
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And also, without it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM (krQz2)

90 at first I thought it was bad phonetic captioning, but bunny-pj girl really was saying Yahtzee.

Maybe we should go with that, and divert the masses into expending their rage and lunacy on a board game?

Posted by: barbarausa at January 09, 2026 06:51 PM (enw9G)

91 Woody Hayes was railroaded. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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I watched that game as a pre-29yo, saw what I thought was Woody throwing a punch, then saw the confirming replay . . . and realized OSU would soon have a new coach.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 09, 2026 06:51 PM (8AONa)

92 Leftists love to affect martyrdom, to play at it, but when they actually begin to generate a body count they seem shocked.
Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM

It's all fun and games until the metal strikes the meat.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 09, 2026 06:51 PM (jc0TO)

93 Olbermann: I really like nut juice.

Marketing: We call it almond milk because it sounds better.

Olbermann: No, I mean I like nut juice.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 09, 2026 06:49 PM (n5tGW)

***

Heh

Posted by: Peter North at January 09, 2026 06:51 PM (Bo9Yf)

94 88 Second look at Rapeseed oil?
Posted by: Sean Combs at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM

Canola oil

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 06:51 PM (VE6XX)

95
Woody Hayes would go to OSU cafeterias and talk to students in his heyday. Great man.

But he wasn't railroaded, he went off the rails. Blame age.

Posted by: Auspex at January 09, 2026 06:51 PM (Y8DZL)

96 I lost faith in humanity years ago but shall not give up hope when it comes to Sydney Sweeney’s tremendous lactating zeppelins.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 09, 2026 06:51 PM (BSdIE)

97 Many things are rendered edible by bacon but why bother just eat the bacon.

Posted by: fd at January 09, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

98 So Keith wished Good is in Hell?

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

99 Are they are seriously saying no school, oh, excuse me, only 'virtural school' for 5! weeks due to expected rioting in Minneapolis? Thats insane.

And what the hell does ending "mandatory" in person school mean? Kids can come to school if they want? Will there be teachers in the classrooms or not?

Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2026 06:52 PM (hhkIi)

100 *corrected because you never misspell God.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM (gnUjt)

Add a T and you German for God, so, close.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (pDt9x)

101 Looking around the web, the Left seems heavily invested in turning this into St. Floyd 2.0

I think this is existential for them.
- Removing illegals kills their vote fraud and funding fraud
- Risk of so many people going to prison over the fraud
- Risk of the public going HAM on the Left for all that theft.

They have too much to lose, and are unable to load up airplanes with gold and fly to Russia like the Mullahs.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (bIWgk)

102 >>> I looked them up. Walz as the Rick character I can see some resemblance. The ASL goblin as Morty, not so much. But then again, first time seeing any Rock & Morty pics.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 09, 2026 06:49 PM (wVcYX)

Turns out it's a real picture. From yesterday. It's just uncanny. The white spikes for Rick's hair, Morty to his side looking like a dork.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (3uBP9)

103
Oh.. I thought it was Angry White Female Liberal

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (VE6XX)

That works too!

Posted by: moki at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (wLjpr)

104 Olbermann has no class.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 09, 2026 06:29 PM (O7YUW)

He's a fu*king dick.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (2WIwB)

105 And what the hell does ending "mandatory" in person school mean? Kids can come to school if they want? Will there be teachers in the classrooms or not?
Posted by: PaleRider at January 09, 2026 06:52 PM (hhkIi)

They just fucked parents who actually work for a living.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (zZu0s)

106 Minnesota 's cheese has slid all the way off the cracker.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (sDNVV)

107 This is the best video I've seen today

Gotta admit, I lurfed bigly at that one.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (mH6SG)

108 Leftists love to affect martyrdom, to play at it, but when they actually begin to generate a body count they seem shocked.
Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM

Because all Democrats and 95% of Republicans fail to spank them for their bad behavior.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 06:54 PM (ExV1e)

109 70 Avocado Toast is actually pretty good if you put a bunch of bacon on top.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2026 06:45 PM (n9ltV)

And leave off the avocado and toast. - Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)

I will definitely be following you for more recipes.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 06:54 PM (2L+MU)

110 The pic "communism in reality"

Conan O'Brien sans TV makeup?

Posted by: 13times at January 09, 2026 06:54 PM (fnZRl)

111
Leftists love to affect martyrdom, to play at it, but when they actually begin to generate a body count they seem shocked.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM (2L+MU)

_________

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:54 PM (tgvbd)

112 106 Minnesota 's cheese has slid all the way off the cracker.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (sDNVV)

Is it just in Minneapolis or has the rest of the State gone crazy too ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 06:54 PM (VE6XX)

113 Did we cover the guy in Philadelphia with over 100 bodies in his house. Apparently was grave robbing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2026 06:55 PM (+mUZM)

114 They have too much to lose, and are unable to load up airplanes with gold and fly to Russia like the Mullahs.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 06:53 PM (bIWgk)
====

The twitching gets worse each time a member of the Trump cabinet announces that another battalion of auditors is being deployed to Minnesota.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 06:55 PM (rj6Yv)

115 And what the hell does ending "mandatory" in person school mean?

Sounds like it's ending federal funding of Minnesota schools.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 06:55 PM (ExV1e)

116 Woody Hayes would go to OSU cafeterias and talk to students in his heyday. Great man.

He also taught military history to the ROTC classes.
A gifted military historian.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2026 06:55 PM (2WIwB)

117 It would probably be a waste to try to draw Olbermann's attention to how disparate those posts are about human life.

Somebody just out and shot somebody after refusing an order ( + Wrong side of politics ) = Justice.

Really? And they are complaining about people who have gotten order from the court to vacate and final decisions are not getting "due process"?!

Man. You really can't have sane countries with these people.

Having a civil community with them is like driving next to the guy who's weaving all over the highway.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:55 PM (krQz2)

118 it's me donna, I don't see any push back protest groups so I'm going with all of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 06:56 PM (sDNVV)

119 >>> 113 Did we cover the guy in Philadelphia with over 100 bodies in his house. Apparently was grave robbing.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2026 06:55 PM (+mUZM)

Hadn't heard that. I wonder if the DIE shurf talking trash at ICE (and I didn't see until a few minutes ago, the DA is backing her up) has any clue. Or involvement.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 06:56 PM (ULPxl)

120 The liberal putrid pustule is coming to a head, like a boil on the STD sagging arse of Rosie O'Donnell. Suddenly it's all splody. This week. So the dance teacher, who seems wacky, and the guy who can't grow a beard to save his life are "going to do it." I think the dude, unless masked with his hideous hair hidden, would be easy to spot.

The liberal women make me glad to be old and living on the ridge of a mountain with my husband. Queer Militia or Malicious Militia. Whoa. Aerosol xanax, please, in the chemtrails.

Keef pops up now and then like a demented and retarded gopher to spew some immortal words as an epigram. Kent State? Wut? They are protesting ILLEGALS who sell drugs, steal with fraud, rape and murder, Keith. This is not Vietnam, you nincompoop! Did he slip on his rubber ducky in his bathtub and whack his head? Get help or become a lesbian!

Every day I wake to see what new flavor of insanity is whipping around in 2026. Busy week for insanity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 06:56 PM (WONhk)

121 These "faith leaders" in MN.... Sheesh.

Can we trade MN for, IDK, a neat looking rock and a grape soda?

Really, really don't think those "faith" leaders have any faith in any power other than man.

This lesbo Jew dyke isn't any sort of "called of God."

Now they have the skinny black muzzie trash. "every human life is sacred" The Jews too? The tens of millions your religion enslaved and killed--even today?

Just call in a nuke strike on the Twin Cities as an example to the rest.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 06:56 PM (HXT0k)

122 Oats do not have nipples and, therefore, cannot be milked.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 09, 2026 06:46 PM (Bo9Yf)

Minotaurs, on the other hand . . .

Posted by: Romance Writers at January 09, 2026 06:56 PM (wVcYX)

123 The Minneapolis education system is filled with wimps and pussies. Suck it up parents and throw these assholes out.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2026 06:56 PM (2WIwB)

124 And what the hell does ending "mandatory" in person school mean?
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School. circa 1970

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 06:56 PM (krQz2)

125
Is it just in Minneapolis or has the rest of the State gone crazy too ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 06:54 PM (VE6XX)

____________

I think most of the rest of the state is upstanding squareheads. Trump only lost by 4.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:56 PM (tgvbd)

126 I've been watching Trump and the oil executives conference at the WH. At around 1 hr and 11 minutes Trump asks them to introduce themselves. I think that little prick Tucker Carlson is seated behind them, not among the press gaggle but in a privileged seating area. Tell me I'm wrong, and how the hell he got that seat.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 09, 2026 06:57 PM (b4LBp)

127 🚨 JUST IN: Because of the protests and riots, Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12

Now accepting new students!

Posted by: Quality Learing Center at January 09, 2026 06:57 PM (Y3swt)

128 >>> 126 I've been watching Trump and the oil executives conference at the WH. At around 1 hr and 11 minutes Trump asks them to introduce themselves. I think that little prick Tucker Carlson is seated behind them, not among the press gaggle but in a privileged seating area. Tell me I'm wrong, and how the hell he got that seat.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 09, 2026 06:57 PM (b4LBp)

"Because OrangeManBad is Poo Tin's Puppet!" -- leftists

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 06:58 PM (ULPxl)

129 Mazola corn goodness.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 09, 2026 06:58 PM (pkeXY)

130
Which means Trump actually won MN.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:58 PM (tgvbd)

131 Trump is in one of his cowboy moods and talking about taking over Greenland "the easy way or the hard way." Very amusing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (b4LBp)

132 Notice how they keep attacking the woman, more often then not? That’s a feature, not a bug.

Well, yes. That's why you Commies keep putting women in as your frontline troops, isn't it?

So that you get the optics of Big Mean Patriachal Government Men beating up on Poor Helpless Women?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (a+4eV)

133 GoFundMe for the lesbo terrorist is up to $1.5 million.

We are not shooting enough of them, if they still have this much money to spend on supporting a terrorist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (HXT0k)

134 >>> 130
Which means Trump actually won MN.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:58 PM (tgvbd)

Remember back in 2020 when we were speculating about what states he might have *actually* won, or even 2024 when we were guessing about potential surprises?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (ULPxl)

135 Holy cow, freaky Friday for sure.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (H7vF3)

136 The NYC whatever she is, crying ugly girl of Mandingo's makes me wonder.

I have heard of the "ugly cry" and I am not pretty, at all, when I cry so I avoid it for years and sometimes a decade. And in private. There is no way I'd weep like this on the street even if I looked good. Much less in front of the press. She's not "thick skinned" for the job, eh?

So, what do you call an already ugly girl's "ugly cry?" Put a burlap bag on her head emergency,she's scaring the children?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (WONhk)

137 Are they still pushing Olbermann's food in a tin plate through a slot in the bars of his cell, or are they now feeding him apple sauce on a long-handled spoon?

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (2L+MU)

138 And what the hell does ending "mandatory" in person school mean? Kids can come to school if they want? Will there be teachers in the classrooms or not?
Posted by: PaleRider

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I think they phrase it this way due to state requirements regarding attendance for graduation, and body counts for funding.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 07:00 PM (bIWgk)

139 How much will she spend?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:00 PM (s61Oz)

140 So who at Kent State was protecting multiple rapists?

I'm wondering. I really wonder how much similarity is required before a demtard says something is "like" something else.

Do they know what "to be like" means?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:00 PM (krQz2)

141 Did we cover the guy in Philadelphia with over 100 bodies in his house. Apparently was grave robbing.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Did anyone tell him we don't bury valuables with our dead in this country?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 07:00 PM (a+4eV)

142 According to TV, ANY hundred pound girl can kick the ass of ANY two hundred pound guy.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 07:00 PM (pDt9x)

143 They love giving money to their comrades who gave their life for the cause.

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

144 You can take the Scandi out of Scandinavia but you can't take the Scandinavian out of the Scandi.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 09, 2026 07:01 PM (KDPiq)

145 To be honest, I have lost faith in humanity on the left.

Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2026 07:01 PM (Wmg4n)

146 Are they still pushing Olbermann's food in a tin plate through a slot in the bars of his cell, or are they now feeding him apple sauce on a long-handled spoon?
Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (2L+MU)

They let him eat applesauce on his own, but he has to keep the cork on the end of the fork.

Fooker might need the genital cuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 09, 2026 07:01 PM (0aYVJ)

147 Regarding that last dude - I thought "Say her name" started with the Me Too movement

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (SRRAx)

148 >>> 133 GoFundMe for the lesbo terrorist is up to $1.5 million.

We are not shooting enough of them, if they still have this much money to spend on supporting a terrorist.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (HXT0k)

1) I bet the accomplice bitch goes to feral PHITA prison, which would mean the money goes to the poor abused kid.
2) I hope Trump minions are looking into where all that money is coming from.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (ULPxl)

149 To the transfemme antifa goons in Portland.
Hey you dumb shits...piss enough people off and someone will turn the huge, I mean really friggin' HUGE Russian expat population (that lives just across the river from you) lose on your sorry asses. I will laugh.
Y'ob tovoya mach.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (2WIwB)

150 Lakeville Hampton (anti-ICE) Inn losing its big sign ... pic on X.

https://tinyurl.com/y5zzjktf

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (vbXSk)

151 Notice how they keep attacking the woman, more often then not? That’s a feature, not a bug.

Well, yes. That's why you Commies keep putting women in as your frontline troops, isn't it?

So that you get the optics of Big Mean Patriachal Government Men beating up on Poor Helpless Women?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 06:59 PM (a+4eV)
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But I got the idea that women these days could kick men across the room and through walls.

Is that not true?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (krQz2)

152 Here's a welcome change. Instead of Islamist burning churches in Europe now the citizens of Iran are burning mosques in Tehran.

https://tinyurl.com/bddx6zvr

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m)

153 Someone prolly already said it, but Kent State was the Kent state of old ass Olbie’s time.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (IX8iX)

154 Badly willowed: The episodes of Conan O'Brien's talk show featuring Norm MacDonald were very funny - but that was, of course, due mostly to Norm.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (2L+MU)

155 🚨 JUST IN: Because of the protests and riots, Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12
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That's completely stupid. How could even the people who live there not feel like that's a bad idea, and that they're being used in a chess match that has no particular "win" for them?

Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

156 Wait, what's wrong with seed oils?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

We don't have a rumen so as to saturate them and the liver can't process them in quantity. They get stored as fat until the liver can get to them- but it never gets the chance.

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (Y3swt)

157 Lakeville Hampton (anti-ICE) Inn losing its big sign ... pic on X.

https://tinyurl.com/y5zzjktf
Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (vbXSk)
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We ought to raise money for a big fancy "Shit Inn" sign.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (krQz2)

158 According to TV, ANY hundred pound girl can kick the ass of ANY two hundred pound guy.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 07:00 PM (pDt9x)

While shooting an M60 with one hand and rubbing one out with the other and collecting african stunt children.

Posted by: Angelina Jolie, Hollywood Whore at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (R/m4+)

159 151
But I got the idea that women these days could kick men across the room and through walls.

Is that not true?
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (krQz2)

I mentioned that upthread. Women are all Amazons, doncha know.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (pDt9x)

160 According to TV, ANY hundred pound girl can kick the ass of ANY two hundred pound guy.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 07:00 PM (pDt9x)
==

After a quick left-right, it's all kick kick kick. Unbelievable.

Posted by: mrp at January 09, 2026 07:04 PM (rj6Yv)

161
Once you understand that men knowingly killed the Son of God, you’ll realize that men who want to protect their power will do anything to keep it. And like me, you won’t be surprised by anything they do. Ever.

*corrected because you never misspell God.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 06:50 PM (gnUjt)

I've been studying the Gospel of Matthew, and I'd love your thoughts on my theory that Annas was one of the priests who was summoned by King Herod in Chapter 2:3-6. The chief priests and teachers were called, and since Annas was appointed High Priest in 6 A.D., he would have been one of them. He was there when Herod asked them about the Magi's question, "Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews?" That, the priests who heard John the Baptist (and were perhaps even there at Jesus' baptism and the announcement of God that "This is my Son..." would indicate you are correct. Caiaphas, who presided over the trial of Jesus was Annas' SIL. They knew who he was and still rejected Him.

Posted by: moki at January 09, 2026 07:04 PM (wLjpr)

162 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at January 09, 2026 07:04 PM (s61Oz)

163 Wait, what's wrong with seed oils?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

We don't have a rumen so as to saturate them and the liver can't process them in quantity. They get stored as fat until the liver can get to them- but it never gets the chance.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (Y3swt)
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Plus cells have been known to reject fats made from seed oils. They won't burn them.

And that ends up in carb cravings.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:04 PM (krQz2)

164 Keith Olberman is just admitting the obvious; him and the rest of the psychopath left has been pushing emotionally needy, unsteady people to go get killed in furtherance of their grift.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (4b7CV)

165 Had to look up Walz's sign language interpreter. In the process, learned this at the MN.gov site:

"Approximately one in five Minnesotans is deaf or hard of hearing, said Darlene Zangara, executive director of the Minnesota Commission of the Deaf, Deaf Blind and Hard of Hearing."

Actually, that would explain a lot...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (XeU6L)

166 But I got the idea that women these days could kick men across the room and through walls.

Is that not true?
Posted by: Axeman

Of course it's true! Unless we need it not to be!

Posted by: Schroedinger's Feminist at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (a+4eV)

167
Dinner orders are being placed. BRB.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (tgvbd)

168 Anyway, chicken shawarma bowls in the works, with whole wheat turmeric cous cous and sautéed super foods (kale, cabbice, carrots, spinach). Obviously cucumbers and tzatziki sauce. 😃

Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (Wmg4n)

169 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (n9ltV)

So where do you come down on PM Tony Blair's sister in law's comment about Palestinians?

Posted by: night lifted at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (kJmLc)

170 >> GoFundMe for the lesbo terrorist is up to $1.5 million.

Do they take Visa in hell, or is it cash only?

Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (gnUjt)

171 I think this is existential for them.
- Removing illegals kills their vote fraud and funding fraud
- Risk of so many people going to prison over the fraud
- Risk of the public going HAM on the Left for all that theft.
---
You are correct.
And this is just a few of the attacks on their core by Trump.
He's hitting them on so many fronts.

I'll put this marker down:
By summer, there will be elected Dems indicted for these crimes. About August 4th.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (HXT0k)

172 I predicted Minnesota was headed for a bad place when they stopped mowing their once beautiful parks and parkways some 30 years or so ago... to save the Monarch butterfly or grasshoppers or somesuch.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (Bo9Yf)

173 Hmmm, my guess is they will try to lock the auditors out, citing the ICE shooting or their riots. Either that or try to cap one of the auditors and use that as a justification to try to expel everyone.

Insane, but makes sense if you are a psychopath commie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s)

174 155 🚨 JUST IN: Because of the protests and riots, Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12
------

That's completely stupid. How could even the people who live there not feel like that's a bad idea, and that they're being used in a chess match that has no particular "win" for them?
Posted by: Crusader at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

Somebody refresh my memory, Did Democrats try to close schools to prevent integration?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (w/O5Q)

175 moki, have you seen "The Chosen "?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (sDNVV)

176 And what the hell does ending "mandatory" in person school mean? Kids can come to school if they want? Will there be teachers in the classrooms or not?
Posted by: PaleRider

I sang a hit song about that. Perhaps you've heard of it?

Posted by: Alice Cooper at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (wVcYX)

177 EgonLeonar33785
23h
Replying to @RAZ0RFIST
Persians are tired of arrogant Sunni Arabs calling them “fire worshipers” the golden age of Islam owes all of its knowledge to the Greeks and Persians not the inbred Arab tribes of Arabia

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (MPaMF)

178 162 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Nicolas Maduro

I dare Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act! He doesn't have the balls!

Posted by: Tim Walz at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (ycI94)

179 133 GoFundMe for the lesbo terrorist is up to $1.5 million.

Mark my word, they're going to put up a statue in her memory, it's just a matter of time.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (2L+MU)

180 109 70 Avocado Toast is actually pretty good if you put a bunch of bacon on top.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 09, 2026 06:45 PM (n9ltV)

Leave the avocado, take the bacon

Posted by: Peter Clemenza at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (+9DY0)

181 I have seen The Chosen. I have mixed feelings about it.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (pDt9x)

182 So are the lefties saying we should perpetuate the false patriarchal bias that women are the weaker sex?

Don't they just need to deploy the post-testosterone kind of women?

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:07 PM (krQz2)

183 Just in case you're not sick unto death of THE BIG STORY, Angry Cops has a video discussing the issue with actual explanations and, although I haven't gotten that far yet, police dispatch call info as well.

https://youtu.be/NkhWwlKsl4E

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 09, 2026 07:07 PM (ExV1e)

184 Doesn't shwarma have to be slow roasted on a spit by a middle Easter man smoking camel filters?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:07 PM (zZu0s)

185 Oat milk seems to grow out of the 'all dairy is really secretly very bad for you' thing. So all cheese, butter, etc.

Almond milk used to be the thing or the coconut milk things. We have some Hispanics working here. They brought in a coconut milk drink. The drink itself was delicious (sugary as hell.) But it had little globs of like, Tapioca floating in it. THAT was disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Drinking coconuts are young ones and the white 'meat' used for macaroons and such is still gelatinous.

Then you have coconut apples. Basically spouts. The empty space of the spout is filled with a miss similar in consistency to an apple.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2026 07:07 PM (/lPRQ)

186 And what the hell does ending "mandatory" in person school mean?

Means the truancy officer's out of a job.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 09, 2026 07:07 PM (a+4eV)

187 🚨 JUST IN: Because of the protests and riots, Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12

Lemme guess- canceling classes with full pay for teachers and administrators?

Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2026 07:07 PM (Y3swt)

188 Asmond Gold had this video of a gray-haired white AWFL Karen yelling at the top of her lungs that she wants to be shot.

Maybe she should go north to Canada and enroll in MAID.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:08 PM (2GVsD)

189 **Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die. **

https://tinyurl.com/3d733f2c

Go Jim Dandy!

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 09, 2026 07:08 PM (IQhz0)

190 I sang a hit song about that. Perhaps you've heard of it?
Posted by: Alice Cooper at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (wVcYX)

Now I have Poison running through my head (veins.) Thanks. I like that song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:08 PM (zZu0s)

191 >>>Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12

Makes my blood boil.

Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2026 07:08 PM (SwyyQ)

192 I have seen The Chosen. I have mixed feelings about it.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (pDt9x)
---
Some people are quite convinced it's heretical.

Me, I like it. But watch the theater release so the show can get my money.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:08 PM (krQz2)

193 Since the video from the officer's bodycam footage is out, I predict that the news media drops the story by Monday.

And hello friends!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 09, 2026 07:08 PM (t0Out)

194 tubal, did those feelings take you to the Bible to look for answers?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:09 PM (sDNVV)

195 >>Persians are tired of arrogant Sunni Arabs calling them “fire worshipers” the golden age of Islam owes all of its knowledge to the Greeks and Persians not the inbred Arab tribes of Arabia

Based Comment right there.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 07:09 PM (ZcsJV)

196 t-bird

Of course. They got to 'teach' online and take 'attendance.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)

197 1) I bet the accomplice bitch goes to feral PHITA prison, which would mean the money goes to the poor abused kid.
2) I hope Trump minions are looking into where all that money is coming from.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:02 PM (ULPxl)

I hope Sec Bessent is for starters! Seize the money. Leave enough for a cheap coffin for the dead one and seize the rest to give to her kids someday.

I hope they look at each individual radical leftis t who contributes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 07:09 PM (WONhk)

198 >>> 142 According to TV, ANY hundred pound girl can kick the ass of ANY two hundred pound guy.
Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 07:00 PM (pDt9x)

Sharing again, because it makes me laugh.

==
From Instapundit:

@TheLaurenChen
The protesters trying to block ICE are disproportionately liberal, middle-class white women.

My theory is that they've never had confrontations with law enforcement before, so the Karens think they can bully them like cashiers at HomeGoods.

That is very much not the case.
[link with video]
https://is.gd/dV3TuY

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ULPxl)

199 Minneapolis schools being closed will stop the indoctrination. For a while anyway

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 09, 2026 07:10 PM (ScJGb)

200
Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann

Ashli Babbitt got justice. Now, she's in hell. Have a nice day.

------------

Same thing you Xweeted about Charlie Kirk after his assassination.

I'm beginning to think you're the world's first ChatGPT GayandPoopallTarded "AI" (Artificial Insanity) Bot ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:10 PM (IpnJw)

201 How will the children lear?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:10 PM (s61Oz)

202 170 >> GoFundMe for the lesbo terrorist is up to $1.5 million.

Do they take Visa in hell, or is it cash only?
Posted by: Marcus T
--------------------

I update my wish list:
- Felony murder charges against the "wife"
- RICO charges against the funding organization and trainers
- Confiscate the GoFundMe due to statutes against profiting from a crime.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 09, 2026 07:10 PM (bIWgk)

203 Kamikaze Karen statute?

Place it next to the George Floyd one.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD)

204 Same thing you Xweeted about Charlie Kirk after his assassination.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:10 PM (IpnJw)
---
You mean Xcreted.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:11 PM (krQz2)

205 Love the last photo, Ace.

The Retards of Retardville.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 07:11 PM (WONhk)

206 Based Comment right there.
Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 07:09 PM (ZcsJV)

Has the virtue of also being true. Should probably work in the Sassnids too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:11 PM (zZu0s)

207 Is it FAFO time, yet? Because it feels like FAFO time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, on a beach, earning 20% at January 09, 2026 07:11 PM (x+71p)

208 Here's a tip for the left:

If you're the one holding a cell phone at a protest?
You're not a protestor, you're bait.
Chum.
Cannon fodder.

Those who organized the protest want you to be killed.

You're not sent there with a cell phone to document a protest--you're there to stage an event.
An event where death is in the cards.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 07:12 PM (HXT0k)

209 201 How will the children lear?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:10 PM (s61Oz

Perfect

Posted by: night lifted at January 09, 2026 07:12 PM (kJmLc)

210 Persians are tired of arrogant Sunni Arabs calling them “fire worshipers” the golden age of Islam owes all of its knowledge to the Greeks and Persians not the inbred Arab tribes of Arabia.

Well put.

Apropos of nothing in particular, I have always found that a beautiful Persian woman is typically among the most beautiful women in the world.

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 07:12 PM (2L+MU)

211 Liberals do a lot of Xcreting their opinions.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:12 PM (krQz2)

212 Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'

Dang Pastor, if you're going to lie you need to make it at least somewhat believable.

Posted by: Juicy Smollet at January 09, 2026 07:12 PM (qivay)

213
The fatigue is setting in and we are only 9 days into 2026.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (IifOV)

214 Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway
------------

This lie is such a lie, it made up a bunch of little lies and they all ran around with flaming clown boners.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (E0p3T)

215 191 >>>Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12

Makes my blood boil.
Posted by: Max Power at January 09, 2026 07:08 PM (SwyyQ)

That's... a MONTH???? for safety reasons?

Uhhhh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (mP0Kj)

216 185 Oat milk seems to grow out of the 'all dairy is really secretly very bad for you' thing. So all cheese, butter, etc.

Have you seen the photo comparing margarine to butter with the little ants? None of them would touch the margarine but they were all over the butter.

All these so-called healthy alternatives to real butter and beef are too processed with God knows what to be good for you.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (t0Out)

217 Since the video from the officer's bodycam footage is out, I predict that the news media drops the story by Monday.
---------

That's not how this works. The narrative promoted (however tacitly) by the media is the control.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (XeU6L)

218 >>> 171 I think this is existential for them.
- Removing illegals kills their vote fraud and funding fraud
- Risk of so many people going to prison over the fraud
- Risk of the public going HAM on the Left for all that theft.
---
You are correct.
And this is just a few of the attacks on their core by Trump.
He's hitting them on so many fronts.

I'll put this marker down:
By summer, there will be elected Dems indicted for these crimes. About August 4th.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (HXT0k)

I suspect some Republicans will be indicted too.

Good.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (ULPxl)

219 FAFO, time is going to come from small kinetic actions.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (sDNVV)

220 EgonLeonar33785
23h
Replying to @RAZ0RFIST
Persians are tired of arrogant Sunni Arabs calling them “fire worshipers” the golden age of Islam owes all of its knowledge to the Greeks and Persians not the inbred Arab tribes of Arabia
Posted by: Braenyard

I'd add the Sogdians (also Iranian). The Silk Road exists due to the most impressive water-management ever seen on Earth until the modern era.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (gKWVE)

221 170 >> GoFundMe for the lesbo terrorist is up to $1.5 million.

Do they take Visa in hell, or is it cash only?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (gnUjt

If Maine is any example, 2/3 of the total haul will ho to Somalian "charities." Because the grift never ends.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 09, 2026 07:14 PM (4b7CV)

222 212 Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they were putting handcuffs on me, and they put me in the back of an SUV. I asked them if I was under arrest. They said to me, 'Well, you're white, you won't be any fun anyway.'

Dang Pastor, if you're going to lie you need to make it at least somewhat believable.
Posted by: Juicy Smollet at January 09, 2026 07:12 PM (qivay)

Hmmm.... how does that line go?

Thou shalt not bear false witness? Seem to remember reading that somewhere.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2026 07:14 PM (mP0Kj)

223 Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann

Ashli Babbitt got justice. Now, she's in hell. Have a nice day.

Me: awww. Look at Keith all big and strong. Who's a stern little man? Who is? Awww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:14 PM (zZu0s)

224 Here's the Philadelphia story. From the comments, he was grave robbing a cemetary no longer maintained, although still in use

https://tinyurl.com/2xfbdwpy

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 09, 2026 07:14 PM (+mUZM)

225 Soybeans and oats are not mammals.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:14 PM (s61Oz)

226
"Please give my compliments to my friends in your State and say to them, that if a single drop of blood shall be shed there in opposition to the laws of the United States, I will hang the first man I can lay my hand on engaged in such treasonable conduct, upon the first tree I can reach."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 07:14 PM (tgvbd)

227 Walz as Rick works. And the interpreter has what you might call a Morty pose.

But the glasses really kill any Morty look you might get from that picture.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:15 PM (krQz2)

228 During the spring & summer of BLM's mostly peaceful protests, left wing rabble ministers, priests, and rabbis lied their asses off along with PA federal, state and local politicians, union organizers and loudmouthed, White, left leaning women about veterans, housewives, almost anyone who drove a motorcycle, and including all of those unhappy with management policies and practices (i.e., deplorables).

We remain fractured.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 09, 2026 07:15 PM (NFX2v)

229 'Take me, stop harassing her.

Listen you lying scum-sucking sack of shit, you are NO Father Kolb. You would sell the girl out in the camp just to get an extra crust of bread, you are a kapo. FOAD.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

230 It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: Pastor Dr. Rev. George Costanza at January 09, 2026 07:16 PM (+9DY0)

231 Bet they want kids to go to protests

Posted by: Skip at January 09, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

232 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (HXT0k)

I suspect some Republicans will be indicted too.

Good.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (ULPxl)
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And I could give a shit if they're all white males, too.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:16 PM (krQz2)

233
"Seduced as you have been, my fellow countrymen by the delusion theories and misrepresentation of ambitious, deluded & designing men, I call upon you in the language of truth, and with the feelings of a Father to retrace your steps. As you value liberty and the blessings of peace blot out from the page of your history a record so fatal to their security as this ordinance will become if it be obeyed. Rally again under the banners of the union whose obligations you in common with all your countrymen have, with an appeal to heaven, sworn to support, and which must be indissoluble as long as we are capable of enjoying freedom. Recollect that the first act of resistance to the laws which have been denounced as void by those who abuse your confidence and falsify your hopes is Treason, and subjects you to all the pains and penalties that are provided for the highest offence against your country."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 07:17 PM (tgvbd)

234 Walz doesn't have enough dribble on his chin.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:17 PM (krQz2)

235 Ack.

St. Maximillian Kolbe.

Sorry

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:18 PM (2GVsD)

236 225 Soybeans and oats are not mammals.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:14 PM (s61Oz)

What if we glue tiny nipples on them?

Posted by: A Guy with a Government grant and a dream at January 09, 2026 07:18 PM (w/O5Q)

237 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, on a beach, earning 20% at January 09, 2026 07:11 PM (x+71p)

Technically what you're longing for would just be plain FO

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 07:18 PM (E0p3T)

238 It's not a lie if you believe it.
Posted by: Pastor Dr. Rev. George Costanza
--------

If one believes something long enough, it becomes fact.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 09, 2026 07:18 PM (XeU6L)

239 In a way, Olbermann is right. The ICE shooting has some things in common with the Kent State shootings.

Just not the way the douchbag thinks

Posted by: Ripley at January 09, 2026 07:19 PM (PTDkx)

240 "GoFundMe for the lesbo terrorist is up to $1.5 million"

GoFundMe would cancel it if it was a conservative. But I wonder if there is some "we do not support terrorists" or "we do not support criminals" clause in their agreements. Cuz lesbian 2 was certainly part of criminal and/or terrorist actions. And she is the one that convinced her "wife" to be there, and to drive baby drive into the ICE agent.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 09, 2026 07:19 PM (vbXSk)

241 . The drink itself was delicious (sugary as hell.) But it had little globs of like, Tapioca floating in it. THAT was disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Horchata?

Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2026 07:19 PM (OoFl2)

242 171 I think this is existential for them.
- Removing illegals kills their vote fraud and funding fraud
- Risk of so many people going to prison over the fraud
- Risk of the public going HAM on the Left for all that theft.
---
You are correct.
And this is just a few of the attacks on their core by Trump.
He's hitting them on so many fronts.

I'll put this marker down:
By summer, there will be elected Dems indicted for these crimes. About August 4th.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (HXT0k)
............................................

They've been revealed. I've prayed for evil, corruption (which includes fraud) to be revealed for many years.It makes me happy.

We are seeing it before our eyes and the depth of fraud is breathtaking. And we haven't touched bottom yet.

I hope every night these politicians with kickbacks from Somolians are having trouble sleeping. Freaking out hearing helicopters. Imagining Special Forces arriving to take them away, hahaheeheehoho ala Maduro. Freak out, my pretties! Justice is coming!

We thought 2025 was awesome, hold on as we are only 9 days into 2026 and LOOK!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 09, 2026 07:19 PM (WONhk)

243 Nuts and plants are ultra'processed to get to the " milk" stage

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:20 PM (sDNVV)

244 "Gia," a useless SJW "worker" at a Hilton Hotel in Dallas, doxes the hotel's customers by telling the world that ICE agents are staying there. Fire her, ban her from the industry.

Hilton better fix their shit before Bud Light goes global.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:20 PM (KC3Wn)

245 >>>Affluent White Feminist Liberal
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 06:47 PM (tgvbd)
Oh.. I thought it was Angry White Female Liberal
Posted by: It's me donna at January 09, 2026 06:48 PM (VE6XX)

Synonyms, really.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 07:20 PM (gWBY1)

246 Regarding the Communism in the Brochure vs. Reality meme, since when did McCauley Culkin (sp) become a Commie?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at January 09, 2026 07:21 PM (qivay)

247 224. That's my county!

It's not unusual. 😭

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at January 09, 2026 07:21 PM (NFX2v)

248 Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.'

Wait. He was a Unitarian, wasn't he!

Posted by: Paco at January 09, 2026 07:21 PM (2L+MU)

249 Olbermann is such a baby that if he read this comment he would start crying.

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 07:21 PM (E0p3T)

250 >>> 244 "Gia," a useless SJW "worker" at a Hilton Hotel in Dallas, doxes the hotel's customers by telling the world that ICE agents are staying there. Fire her, ban her from the industry.
==
Hilton better fix their shit before Bud Light goes global.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:20 PM (KC3Wn)

I can hear the execs now, crying about meeting analysts' expectations if they have to hire only American citizens. Boo fcking hoo.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:21 PM (ULPxl)

251 I have seen The Chosen. I have mixed feelings about it.

Posted by: tubal at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (pDt9x)
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It is (1) partially historical fiction [yeah, they make things up that aren't in Scripture -- but IMHO it follows in and retains the Spirit of Scripture]; and (2) so well-done that I cry every episode.

I'm a former Randian a-theist who became a believer in God owing to (1) Dennis Prager's Rational Bible Torah series (four of five completed before his horrible accident) and (2) the cataclysmic year of 2020 -- in which I was literally surrounded by Satanic Evil and couldn't unsee it.

First Charlie Kirk -- and since "The Chosen" -- have encouraged me to revisit the Christian Scriptures (and I imagine I'm among millions worldwide, so not a bad Ministry by its creator Dallas Jenkins, eh? ... so the latter also has that going for it.

Finally, there's a Messianic Jew spiritual advisor whom I saw once in one of the "aftershow" videos -- Rabbi Jason Sobel; I was so impressed with him that I did some research, and he does a couple of Tours each year to The Holy Land -- so Wifey and I are going next October after I fully retire (and hope we don't miss the TX MoMe) ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:21 PM (IpnJw)

252 234 Walz doesn't have enough ~~dribble~~semen on his chin.
Posted by: Axeman

Mmmm.

Posted by: Tim Walz (not vice president) at January 09, 2026 07:21 PM (gKWVE)

253 Keith is probably abusing his rubber ducky by now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)

254 There are only 143 days left before the start of Pride Month.

Posted by: Big Penguin at January 09, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

255 I suspect some Republicans will be indicted too.

Good.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
---
And I could give a shit if they're all white males, too.
Posted by: Axeman

Especially if they're white male republicans. Execute them. Bury them. Dig them up and execute them again. YOU KNOW BETTER.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:23 PM (KC3Wn)

256 They don't call him Bathtub Boy for nothin'

Posted by: ... at January 09, 2026 07:23 PM (E0p3T)

257 That person next to Walz looks like the offspring of Kim Jong Un and Pat from the old SNL skit.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at January 09, 2026 07:24 PM (qivay)

258 >>> 253 Keith is probably abusing his rubber ducky by now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:22 PM (2GVsD)

Ok now I want to know if there has been any reporting on the poor dog that got dragged along with the stupid ICEwatch bints? I guess if accomplice goes to jail, it will escape.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:24 PM (ULPxl)

259 254 There are only 143 days left before the start of Pride Month.
Posted by: Big Penguin at January 09, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

Uh.... ya mean SIN Month?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 09, 2026 07:24 PM (mP0Kj)

260 It looks like Iran is falling. It looks like the people are winning.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:24 PM (KC3Wn)

261 She becomes distraught when she finds out her dentist might have voted for Trump.

-----------

So you're saying she's an Anti-Dentite?

/obligatory Seinfield reference

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:24 PM (IpnJw)

262 234 Walz doesn't have enough dribblesemen on his chin.
Posted by: Axeman

I hope you brought enough for everyone.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 09, 2026 07:25 PM (IifOV)

263 >>>But I got the idea that women these days could kick men across the room and through walls.

Is that not true?
Posted by: Axeman

Of course it's true! Unless we need it not to be!
Posted by: Schroedinger's Feminist

>My brother hit me in the head, full swing with a wooden baseball bat and I didn’t lose consciousness. I figure a woman who punches me in the jaw will probably break her hand.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 09, 2026 07:25 PM (BSdIE)

264 Tehran, Mashhad & Shiraz captured by anti-islamic Iranians.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:25 PM (KC3Wn)

265 243 Nuts and plants are ultra'processed to get to the " milk" stage
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07

I make my own almond milk and oat milk. It’s not hard at all. You just soak the almond over night, drain them, and then blend them with fresh water and a little salt. I add vanilla and a little honey or a date.

Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (OoFl2)

266 Who are they?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (s61Oz)

267 🚨 JUST IN: Because of the protests and riots, Minneapolis Schools are CANCELING mandatory in-person classes, offering virtual learning until Feb. 12

+++

Just like "daycare" public schools get federal subsidies based upon headcount of students.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (/lPRQ)

268 >>> All these so-called healthy alternatives to real butter and beef are too processed with God knows what to be good for you.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at January 09, 2026 07:13 PM (t0Out)

I heard of a study that had crazy results. They wanted to test how much microplastics affect men, and decided to test their semen. They purposely screened out men who work in microplastics or similar machinery.

Every man's semen had microplastics. 100%. It shocked the researchers.

The true elitism in the future will be if you can afford the machines that clean and filter our blood from all the crap we throw into it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (gWBY1)

269 Really, the ideal state is to know the Gospels so well that you know when the Chosen is adding stuff and what they are adding.

Other than that it's a dramatization. It can't be just "Jesus said" stuff. It has Jesus and the disciples going about life.

I don't really think Matthew was autistic.

Then again, historically, Matthew is the best argument against the idea that "it was all oral tradition" as Matthew was literate and numerate. And I saw a Bible scholar says that there are indications that Matthew took notes. Not surprising he's one of the major authors of Jesus' life.

Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (krQz2)

270 Is it too late to place money on Iran falling?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (2GVsD)

271 rickb223, several cities in the north also.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:27 PM (sDNVV)

272 Virtual learing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:27 PM (s61Oz)

273 Matthew took notes inasmuch as he had the whole of the Gospel of Mark as his notebook.

Posted by: gKWVE at January 09, 2026 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

274
253 Keith is probably abusing his rubber ducky by now.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I can hear the squeaks!

Posted by: Perv Monitor at January 09, 2026 07:28 PM (NFX2v)

275 Horchata?
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2026 07:19 PM (OoFl2)

No. Some South of the border coconut milk drink.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:28 PM (zZu0s)

276 Dumpy leftwing Junior AWFL says she's fleeing Nazis in the US by moving to Germany. Dis Bitch can't even cut carbs, I don't think she's going to emigrate.

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3 best bumper snickers seen in my lifetime:

(1) [Early 80s:] More People Have Died in Ted Kennedy's Car Than in Nuclear Power Plants.

(2) [Early 10s:] ObamaCare: Death and Taxes In One New Package!

(3) [Late 10s:] Guns Are As Responsible For Shootings As Spoons Are Responsible For Rosie O'Donnell Being Fat.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:28 PM (IpnJw)

277 "When Charlie Kirk died, we didn't justify his murder!"

Not only did you justify it, you celebrated it. And you still are.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 09, 2026 07:28 PM (pE12i)

278 rickb223, several cities in the north also.
Posted by: Ben Had

That's awesome!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:28 PM (KC3Wn)

279 Who are they?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM

Ya really want to know?

Posted by: The Who at January 09, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

280 Keith is probably abusing his rubber ducky by now.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I can hear the squeaks!
Posted by: Perv Monitor at January 09, 2026 07:28 PM (NFX2v)

I cannot relate the mental image I have on a family blog. That poor duck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:29 PM (zZu0s)

281 >>The fatigue is setting in and we are only 9 days into 2026.

I ain't no ways tired. Been waiting for this moment for a long time.

This is going to be an awesome year.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 09, 2026 07:29 PM (viF8m)

282 In a time not too many days from today, Starmer’s Britain is going to be more pro-Islamic than Iran.

That sounds like it should be a joke, but it isn’t. It’s the truth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2026 07:29 PM (UXPSq)

283 Keith is probably abusing his rubber ducky by now.

Posted by: Anna Puma

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He couldn't get his hands on a hamster a la Richard Gere.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:30 PM (IpnJw)

284 >>> 282 In a time not too many days from today, Starmer’s Britain is going to be more pro-Islamic than Iran.

That sounds like it should be a joke, but it isn’t. It’s the truth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2026 07:29 PM (UXPSq)

I keep saying, maybe we ought to make the *UK* a colony of ours.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:30 PM (ULPxl)

285 168 Anyway, chicken shawarma bowls in the works, with whole wheat turmeric cous cous and sautéed super foods (kale, cabbice, carrots, spinach). Obviously cucumbers and tzatziki sauce. 😃
Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2026 07:05 PM (Wmg4n)

Years ago, I had a t-shirt that said, "Exercise Hard, Eat Right, Die Anyway".

Always got lots of laughs with that one 😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 09, 2026 07:30 PM (SRRAx)

286 rickb223, several cities in the north also.
Posted by: Ben Had

That's awesome!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:28 PM (KC3Wn)

I'd like to make a WWII sized Nazi Map that we could put little flags on and move them around the board. Crown and Lion for the good guys. Like a shitty brown hand for the Mooselems.

Would be very cool.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

287 Rubber ducky you're the one.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:31 PM (s61Oz)

288
According to the stuff flowing on X, Tehran doctor says over 200 protesters killed via gunshot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 09, 2026 07:31 PM (w6EFb)

289 Clashes continue in Karaj as IRGC forces retreat

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:31 PM (KC3Wn)

290 I watched Don Rickles video of his Vegas act a few days ago. It was from the mid 90's I think. Man, he did offend everybody. And they loved it.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 09, 2026 07:31 PM (iNp3L)

291 3
'He has no reason to exist. Except to feed his dog, maybe.'

He can stop existing and still feed his dog.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 09, 2026 07:31 PM (fd80v)

292 Are we not entertained?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2026 07:32 PM (cYBz/)

293 I'd like to make a WWII sized Nazi Map that we could put little flags on and move them around the board. Crown and Lion for the good guys. Like a shitty brown hand for the Mooselems.

Would be very cool.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:32 PM (KC3Wn)

294 Fatigued? I feel like I'm plugged into a 220 circuit.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:32 PM (sDNVV)

295 Keith is probably abusing his rubber ducky by now.
Posted by: Anna Puma

QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at January 09, 2026 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

296 I keep saying, maybe we ought to make the *UK* a colony of ours.

Think of the dental costs before wishing for that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:33 PM (2GVsD)

297 >>Clashes continue in Karaj as IRGC forces retreat

The burning Mosques.

So much more beautiful than the Call to Prayer.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 07:33 PM (ZcsJV)

298 - Risk of the public going HAM on the Left for all that theft.

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Had to look up that acronym/euphemism:

"Hard As a Motherf*cker?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:33 PM (IpnJw)

299 Keith is probably abusing his rubber ducky by now.

Posted by: Anna Puma

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He couldn't get his hands on a hamster a la Richard Gere.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:30 PM (IpnJw)

Keith better keep his hands off my Froggy.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 09, 2026 07:33 PM (wVcYX)

300 I saw 48 security personnel have been keeping too.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (sDNVV)

301 Fatigued? I feel like I'm plugged into a 220 circuit.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:32 PM (sDNVV)

You know. It kind of feels like the night we thought the coup was going to go against Erdogan- but it turned out to be a false flag/Reichstag op.

Not saying (and not wanting) it to go that way this time, just feels similar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

302 "Drop the bomb between the minarets."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

303 >>This is going to be an awesome year.

2026 : The Year Things Happen

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (ZcsJV)

304 Risk of the public going HAM on the Left for all that theft.

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Had to look up that acronym/euphemism:

"Hard As a Motherf*cker?"
Posted by: ShainS

$600 billion will definitely make me HAM.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (KC3Wn)

305 The Jewel of the Nile will come.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (s61Oz)

306 Then again, historically, Matthew is the best argument against the idea that "it was all oral tradition" as Matthew was literate and numerate. And I saw a Bible scholar says that there are indications that Matthew took notes. Not surprising he's one of the major authors of Jesus' life.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (krQz2)

The Gospel writers stand up well. Luke isn’t in The Chosen, as he came a bit later, but there’s good indications that he interviewed as many witnesses as he could, like a modern (good) journalist would do. Most notably Mary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (UXPSq)

307 Avocado Toast is actually pretty good if you put a bunch of bacon on top.

A bunch of bacon is good even without anything else.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (NG46o)

308 Somebody just out and shot somebody after refusing an order ( + Wrong side of politics ) = Justice.

There is a significant number of "conservatives" who hold this view unfortunately. Everyone a cop shoots has it coming. Same line of reasoning as everyone an Antifag punches is a Nazi. Knee jerk defensive tribalism isn't a good thing.

Posted by: Critical thinking is important! at January 09, 2026 07:35 PM (TbWk/)

309 PA grave robber: More human remains discovered and corpses found hanging from ceiling
By Chris O'Connell, Fox News, Published January 9, 2026

Authorities found human remains of more than 100 people, including infants.

Police suspect he was selling some remains online.

Posted by: Perv Monitor at January 09, 2026 07:35 PM (NFX2v)

310 The true elitism in the future will be if you can afford the machines that clean and filter our blood from all the crap we throw into it.
Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026

I never understood the switch from glass to plastic. You can recycle glass easier. My “Tupperware” is glass, I store my homemade almond milk in glass, I also have aluminum storage containers. I have a Nescafé that uses aluminum and not plastic. I wonder if I am on the crazy train, it I try to avoid plastics, even for creams and such. Heck, my shampoo and conditioner is in an aluminum bottle and my rice hair treatment is in bamboo!

Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2026 07:35 PM (OoFl2)

311 (TbWk/)

I am gobsmacked by their grasp of punditry. /sarc

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:36 PM (2GVsD)

312 The burning Mosques.

So much more beautiful than the Call to Prayer.
Posted by: garrett

Peaceful and serene. The pretty colors. The crackle and pop of the fire.

Ignore the screams of burning muzzies.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 09, 2026 07:36 PM (KC3Wn)

313 Clashes continue in Karaj as IRGC forces retreat

The burning Mosques.

So much more beautiful than the Call to Prayer.
Posted by: garrett

Rock the Clashbah?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2026 07:36 PM (cYBz/)

314 >>> I heard of a study that had crazy results. They wanted to test how much microplastics affect men, and decided to test their semen. They purposely screened out men who work in microplastics or similar machinery.

Every man's semen had microplastics. 100%. It shocked the researchers.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (gWBY1)

Oh good! I was saving up for a 3D printer but now maybe I won't have to. Skeetskeetskeet look everybody an ashtray!

Posted by: banana Dream at January 09, 2026 07:36 PM (3uBP9)

315 >>> 301 Fatigued? I feel like I'm plugged into a 220 circuit.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:32 PM (sDNVV)

You know. It kind of feels like the night we thought the coup was going to go against Erdogan- but it turned out to be a false flag/Reichstag op.

Not saying (and not wanting) it to go that way this time, just feels similar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

Pray that isn't the case. Although, wasn't the anti-Erdogan stuff mostly military, not randos in the street?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:36 PM (ULPxl)

316 302 "Drop the bomb between the minarets."
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

Sharif is less than thrilled regarding this development

Posted by: If the Casbah's rockin don't come knockin at January 09, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/)

317
I saw The Burning Mosques open for Salt-N-Prepper at Woodstock '94.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:36 PM (IpnJw)

318 It looks like Iran is falling. It looks like the people are winning.
Posted by: rickb223

Did they kill the judge yet who declared it legal to kill the protesters?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 09, 2026 07:37 PM (/lPRQ)

319
Authorities found human remains of more than 100 people, including infants.

Police suspect he was selling some remains online.

Posted by: Perv Monitor at January 09, 2026 07:35 PM (NFX2v)

___________

This won't do much for the resale value of the place.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 09, 2026 07:37 PM (tgvbd)

320 Nood.

Posted by: Case at January 09, 2026 07:37 PM (4rWc3)

321
The political left is really going for it now.The big push. Across the board, coordinated.

No sympathy can be extended to them. There's nothing in them to be sympathetic with. Heartless brainless, lying hypocrites. And of course, dangerous.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2026 07:37 PM (azNOR)

322 I thought The Burning Mosque opened for Midnight Oil at the Sydney Opera House in 1988.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 09, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

323 >>Every man's semen had microplastics. 100%. It shocked the researchers.

So does every good woman's stomach.

Posted by: garrett at January 09, 2026 07:38 PM (ZcsJV)

324 My “Tupperware” is glass, I store my homemade almond milk in glass, I also have aluminum storage containers. I have a Nescafé that uses aluminum and not plastic. I wonder if I am on the crazy train, it I try to avoid plastics, even for creams and such. Heck, my shampoo and conditioner is in an aluminum bottle and my rice hair treatment is in bamboo!
Posted by: Piper

*stares at our Sister uncomprehendingly*

I can hear my Mom saying - "Well, it's Piper. We love her anyway."

Posted by: Tonypete at January 09, 2026 07:38 PM (cYBz/)

325 And leave off the avocado and toast.
Bacon on peanut butter and toast.. exquisite

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at January 09, 2026 07:39 PM (iNp3L)

326 >>> 308 Somebody just out and shot somebody after refusing an order ( + Wrong side of politics ) = Justice.

There is a significant number of "conservatives" who hold this view unfortunately. Everyone a cop shoots has it coming. Same line of reasoning as everyone an Antifag punches is a Nazi. Knee jerk defensive tribalism isn't a good thing.
Posted by: Critical thinking is important! at January 09, 2026 07:35 PM (TbWk/)

Fair point, but I think Karen Deathwheels isn't a good argument against police excess. OTOH there's that unarmed and cooperative (and scared shitless) guy in Phoenix who the psycho cop was hassling with contradictory orders before shooting him dead anyway.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:39 PM (ULPxl)

327 So does every good woman's stomach.
Posted by: garrett

Keef Overbite's too

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 09, 2026 07:40 PM (VQp0/)

328 NOOD

CAFE

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 09, 2026 07:40 PM (ULPxl)

329 I never understood the switch from glass to plastic.

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Big Plastic (AKA MacroPlastics) is a PsyOp Subsidiary of Big Penguin.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:41 PM (IpnJw)

330 175 moki, have you seen "The Chosen "?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 09, 2026 07:06 PM (sDNVV)

{{{Ben Had}}}}

I haven't! I was reading commentary from Charles Spurgeon in the Enduring Word commentary (online and free, which is a good thing now that we have attic rats and must pay unholy amounts of money to evict them) I can highly recommend it as a resource for study - the bibliography is a link to see the commentaries the editor, David Guzik, and his team used. I have learned a lot in the past couple of months, and I'm still on Matthew 5!!

Posted by: moki at January 09, 2026 07:42 PM (wLjpr)

331 The true elitism in the future will be if you can afford the machines that clean and filter our blood from all the crap we throw into it.

Posted by: LizLem at January 09, 2026 07:26 PM (gWBY1)

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This could be a new plot-line for a sequel to Gattica (a good film IMHO).

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 09, 2026 07:42 PM (IpnJw)

332 Both Tampon and his signer have "Smart Glasses" on so you know that they are not.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 09, 2026 07:42 PM (xvV+O)

333
9 They are shutting down MN schools to protect illegals from ICE raids and to allow teachers to riot.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 09, 2026 06:32 PM (Hkcdp)

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Also, the usual: Any excuse to keep the teachers' fat asses off the job.

And any loss of genuine learning for the kids makes them better, more ignorant tools for the marxists.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 09, 2026 07:42 PM (azNOR)

334 Posted by: Piper at January 09, 2026 07:35 PM (OoFl2)

Love my pyrex dishes with the soft rubber lids. SO much easier/better to clean and do not stain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:46 PM (zZu0s)

335 From the comments, he was grave robbing a cemetary no longer maintained, although still in use

Technically, once it's been used for the first time, a cemetery is always in use.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 09, 2026 07:47 PM (Fs0KI)

336 Lol. Anna. I just had an image of the Man in Black to Vezzini:

'Truly, you have a dizzying jntellect.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 09, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)

337 So what if I'm at the White House, as a special guest?
I've worked hard for Qatar, Russia, Venezuela, CCP and Iran.
I deserve respect from warmonger Drump.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at January 09, 2026 07:50 PM (mJ7gT)

338 It is long past time we took America's trash out to the curb.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 09, 2026 08:02 PM (X+xvk)

339 The "Jump Around" video had me howling.

Posted by: Sam Adams at January 09, 2026 08:04 PM (X+xvk)

340 Piper, how long does homemade oatmilk last? I love having a non dairy drink on hand (yay, lactose intolerance) but don't use it very quickly.

Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at January 09, 2026 08:18 PM (wr21C)

341 You don't suppose all those microplastics are coming from the PVC plumbing in you house do you?

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 09, 2026 08:43 PM (Da7Vv)

342
Dumpy leftwing Junior AWFL says she's fleeing Nazis in the US by moving to Germany. Dis Bitch can't even cut carbs, I don't think she's going to emigrate.

Her oppression by the Yahtzee regine here is real!

She can't score a Small Straight!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 09, 2026 09:19 PM (xG4kz)

343 Live feeds of the protest/riots in Minneapolis. I am looking for more.

https://youtu.be/7b5RAIMMO9U

https://youtu.be/QD7vHwe5yNo

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 11:16 PM (HTCU3)

344 Live feeds of the protest/riots in Minneapolis. I am looking for more.

https://youtu.be/7b5RAIMMO9U

https://youtu.be/QD7vHwe5yNo
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Correction; The first feed is a split screen of MSP and PDX.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at January 09, 2026 11:17 PM (HTCU3)

345 163 Wait, what's wrong with seed oils?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

We don't have a rumen so as to saturate them and the liver can't process them in quantity. They get stored as fat until the liver can get to them- but it never gets the chance.
Posted by: t-bird at January 09, 2026 07:03 PM (Y3swt)
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Plus cells have been known to reject fats made from seed oils. They won't burn them.

And that ends up in carb cravings.
Posted by: Axeman at January 09, 2026 07:04 PM (krQz2)

Thankee, one and all

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 09, 2026 11:54 PM (xcxpd)

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