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Nick Shirley's New Scoop: There Are 1000s of Fraudulent Minnesota (Somali) "Transport Companies" Taking Federal Money to Drive Around Patients, But the Patients are Phantoms
I'm beginning to see a pattern.
More:
YouTuber Nick Shirley says Minnesota's non-emergency medical transportation system has become a sprawling fraud operation hiding in plain sight, alleging that more than 1,000 transport companies are billing taxpayers for services that appear not to exist. In a video posted Monday, Shirley said his yearlong review of state records, site visits, and documentation -- conducted with a researcher he identified only as David -- points to a network of shell transportation outfits clustered around adult daycare centers, charter schools, and Medicaid-funded programs, particularly in the Twin Cities. "To have that many non-emergency medical transportation companies, it's not possible that they can transport that many people," David said, describing repeated visits to a Minneapolis facility where vans "have not moved one inch in an entire year," despite ongoing billing. ... Similar whistleblower complaints have surfaced in Maine and Ohio involving Somali-led health providers, and on Monday HHS disclosed new scrutiny tied to foreign officials. "I can confirm public speculation that Ambassador Abukar Dahir Osman, Permanent Representative of Somalia to the UN and President of the Security Council, is in fact associated with Progressive Health Care Services, a home health agency in Cincinnati," Deputy HHS Secretary Jim O'Neill wrote, adding that HHS "has previously taken action against Progressive in response to a conviction for Medicaid fraud."
Shirley's new video dials things up to 11. David Hoch, co-founder of Minnesotans for Responsible Government, joined him on the ground in Minneapolis, revealing an insane truth: this fraud hits hundreds of billions nationwide. Minnesota's slice? At least $80 billion. Layers of shell companies obscure the cash trail, including 1,200 medical transport outfits in the area that do nothing while collecting taxpayer dollars. Hoch swears by his evidence. "I have been to many of these transportation companies, and I've been time-stamping my photographs for a whole year at one facility in Minneapolis, and those vans in that parking lot had not moved one inch in an entire year. They're all still sitting there." Hoch also revealed a widespread ballot-harvesting operation tied to Somali communities in Minnesota, claiming the scale of the activity is "way beyond anybody's imagination," adding that "the state doesn't even know" and "the feds don't even know." Shirley asked Hoch why a judge would allegedly defer to what he described as the "head of the Somali mafia." Hoch responded that the influence stems from raw political power. He described the Somali community as a unified voting bloc that has effectively held Minnesota Democrats hostage. "What they say is if you do something to go against our community, we're gonna vote for, and they all vote together, and there's ballot harvesting, I've seen them do it, that, "We're gonna vote for your opponent, unless you do what we tell you to do.
Nick shirley
@nickshirleyy 🚨 We Exposed Tim Walz Billion Dollar Fraud Scheme:
In this sit-down interview I interview "David" a man who helped expose Minnesotas billion dollar fraud scheme in our viral video that led to Tim Walz dropping out of re-election and federal investigations launching inside Minnesota to stop the fraud In this interview David reveals:
- His estimate of $100 Billion dollars in fraud
- Minnesotas corrupt voting system
- Walz & Omar's alleged involvement with the fraud
- How Somalians have defrauded the system
- How political correctness let the fraud happen
🚨 We Exposed Tim Walz Billion Dollar Fraud Scheme:
— Nick shirley (@nickshirleyy) January 6, 2026
In this sit-down interview I interview "David" a man who helped expose Minnesotas billion dollar fraud scheme in our viral video that led to Tim Walz dropping out of re-election and federal investigations launching inside… pic.twitter.com/4l6UzEpTro
Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes A Somalian man named Mohammed took the podium in Maine to deliver a warning to Democrats If you keep talking about the fraud taking place, the entire voting community will abandon Democrats He actually says this, DEPORT THEM ALL 'Somalians came out in droves, demanding the city NOT investigate one of their own, Iman Osman' "My name is Mohamed. I'm speaking today on behalf of the Somali community in Lewiston. Some of you sitting here today, we voted for you. We elected you to protect our community interests, not creating division or go after one elected member from our community. This narrative, if this narrative continues, our community will be forced to re-examine our relationship or political relationship, including our relationship with the Democratic Party and who will be voting in the future." The Somalian man they are demanding they stop investigating is the Somalian refugee named Iman Osman who will be sworn into the Lewiston Maine City Council even though he's under investigation for fraud and lied about his address to run for the seat He's - Charged will stealing firearm
- Provided a false address to run for seat
- Lied about the address and reasoning
- Address given was condemned and raided for drugs
- He also currently sits on Lewiston School Board
A Somalian man named Mohammed took the podium in Maine to deliver a warning to Democrats
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) January 7, 2026
If you keep talking about the fraud taking place, the entire voting community will abandon Democrats
He actually says this, DEPORT THEM ALL
‘Somalians came out in droves, demanding the… pic.twitter.com/6O7timJk3S
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:27 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:27 PM (0Sg1Q)
INCLUDING the donating of half the stolen proceeds to Democrats.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 08, 2026 12:28 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Jmel at January 08, 2026 12:28 PM (RWHIh)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:28 PM (0Sg1Q)
@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: DHS, FBI, and IRS agents now going door-to-door ‘raiding Somali businesses in Minneapolis.’
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The feds are going all out in Minneapolis by this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:28 PM (GBKbO)
I'm here!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 12:29 PM (t/2Uw)
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ghost riders on the
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Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 08, 2026 12:30 PM (SPRxV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:31 PM (PQb8B)
15 Fake News. CBS and CNN called the "phantom" transport companies. The first 38 numbers were disconnected, but on the 39th call someone named Mohammed assured them that the business was completely legit.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 08, 2026 12:30 PM (SPRxV)
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"Sorry...we slipped a bit. We were just so eager to hand out our top prize for this reporting."
-The Pulitzer Committee
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 12:32 PM (8Xy/A)
Ship 'em out.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 12:31 PM (ESVrU)
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Rawhide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:32 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 12:32 PM (uWKK8)
This kid definitely knows the value of timing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 12:30 PM (06Hmj)
(Shirley, that is. Not the World's Fattest Somalian.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 12:32 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: deep thought at January 08, 2026 12:32 PM (oY6Yp)
We've been sold out, sold up the river, sold as slaves. Some pretty significant heads need to roll........literally.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:32 PM (PQb8B)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (emBoF)
If the Somalis are not going to vote D, then who? I guess the threat is to stay at their subsidized homes on election day.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (bNf8H)
Ripping it out is necessary and will shake the foundation of our Republic. It is that huge.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (2WIwB)
Get ready for an al-Shabaab legislator from Lewiston.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (BI5O2)
We've been sold out, sold up the river, sold as slaves. Some pretty significant heads need to roll........literally.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:32 PM (PQb8B)
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"Yeah, but we felt good while we did it."
-Democrat partisans
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: NR Pax at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (jjoN6)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (O7YUW)
Or is that covered under this scheme?
Posted by: Ripley at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 08, 2026 12:31 PM
Less than if they actually had to drive someone somewhere. So, it's a big savings for the taxpayer.
Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (0Sg1Q)
Most of them would probably rather literally die rather than be rude, too.
I have around 50 relatives in the area and none of them are planning on moving out of the state OR fighting this kind of thing. They just shake their heads and sigh and say 'what a shame'.
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (pkeXY)
You see, everyone had to meet quotas, and quotas went up every year regardless. So in the end the customer would show up at store and there was nothing to buy.
This feels like that -- we have transportation companies delivering non-people to care facilities, etc. It is all fraud.
We have reached peak Soviet, only just as the commies always said, based on cash and theft instead of deprivation and cruelty as in USSR.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (bIWgk)
Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (FhXTo)
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I'm guessing his last name isn't "French".
Posted by: Eeyore at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (s0JqF)
Denature and deport if need be.
But deport.
hmm.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denaturation
Posted by: anachronda at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:32 PM (PQb8B)
Old news. Already covered. Move on.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (0Sg1Q)
We keep hearing the Somalis are stealing billions from Minnesota. No they’re not. They’re stealing it from the federal government. Minnesota is just a middle man. All the fraud is federal money given to states.
Every tax payer in all 57 states is being robbed by these criminals.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (45BvE)
Most of them would probably rather literally die rather than be rude, too.
I have around 50 relatives in the area and none of them are planning on moving out of the state OR fighting this kind of thing. They just shake their heads and sigh and say 'what a shame'.
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"Well, the Somalis deserve the money for all the slavery in America 160 years ago."
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Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 08, 2026 12:35 PM (2J/Lj)
It is like they had total immunity from any kind of oversight. Why them?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2026 12:35 PM (NFdz3)
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Ivorian? Like the Ivory Soap girl?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 12:36 PM (NwnyJ)
Most of them would probably rather literally die rather than be rude, too.
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They sound like good people -- how do they feel about murdering unborn children?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 12:36 PM (bIWgk)
Posted by: Rev DR E Buzz at January 08, 2026 12:31 PM
Less than if they actually had to drive someone somewhere. So, it's a big savings for the taxpayer.
plus, they can sell their lack of driving people as a carbon offset!
Posted by: anachronda at January 08, 2026 12:36 PM (oY6Yp)
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How ya doing Ellipsis. Hope all is well at home.
But on thread, once you pay the Somalian geld, you never get rid of the Somalians.
Democrats thought they could use these immigrants to power and control just like the ancient kings of Britain made deals with outside thugs to win internal battles with their internal enemies.
Harald might well have won his battle at Hastings had he not just fought a major battle (and won) against the Danes in the North of England.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:36 PM (WDjG6)
It is like they had total immunity from any kind of oversight. Why them?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)
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There are records of them. I know that.
So, the state was in on it. They falsified the reports in one way or another.
I still firmly believe that Walz has gone nuttier than normal over the last week or so because he received a targeting letter from the DOJ that he was the subject of a criminal investigation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:36 PM (GBKbO)
They are not compatible with American life.
It’s that simple.
We’re closed, moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 12:36 PM (Hkcdp)
Legit thought "well I'll never have to hear about Walz ever again"
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 08, 2026 12:37 PM (ggOdn)
Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2026 12:37 PM (rj6Yv)
It is like they had total immunity from any kind of oversight. Why them?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)
B/c Minnesota is a one party state and they were paying that party. And Biden, being of the same party, wasn't gonna have his people look into a friendly state and see what might have been up (and heck, they were probably paying Joe his 10%, too)...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 08, 2026 12:37 PM (tOcjL)
or even better, eliminate the government's ability to print money. When there is only a finite supply of money to go around, fraudsters are quickly exposed. There is a way to do this....
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at January 08, 2026 12:37 PM (V6W16)
In NYC at least, the ambulette scam is cornered by mostly Russian and Hassidic Jews. Indeed, there are more Hassidic ambulettes in the city then there are Hassidics. You see them everywhere with Hebrew lettering on the side.
As I said yesterday, all of us are suckers for not gaming the system like everyone else did. Trillions of covid dollars were there for the taking. I wish I could do it over again.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Third-world immigrants: How can I manipulate charitable systems so I don't have to work for anything?
Mindset is everything. And had the democrats worked at flooding the country with westernized immigrants, A) No one would have cared, and B) They wouldn't have received a single new vote.
Posted by: red speck at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (Ve/HL)
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Posted by: Ace at 12:27 PM
Possible record highs in Kentuckiana today. Hope you're in fine fettle.
Posted by: Nazdar at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (NcvvS)
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Isn't there a video clip of BroFo Fraudster Omar Nur saying exactly this? That these people (Democrats and she intimated the rest of the US) will do what they're told to do by the Somalis.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (qBdHI)
With that kind of money, there were bribes, and a wild azz guess: threat of harm if uncooperative. You don’t just stop an $80 billion organized crime ring.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (Hkcdp)
It is like they had total immunity from any kind of oversight. Why them?
Posted by: Sharon
Walz owns ALL OF THIS.
Sorry Harry Truman. The buck does stop with you.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (6mogZ)
Vastly reduced Vaccine schedule
Widespread daycare/medical fraud uncovered
ICE rounding up the leeches
Overwhelming evidence 2020 elections were rigged
Valenzuela – Maduro thrown out
US Armed forces back in shape – increased recruitment numbers
Illegals getting thrown out
Melania
Inflation getting under control
Manufacturing being brought back into the States
Trade deficit shrinking
Space exploration reaching new heights
America first
War on drugs intensified
Traditional Catholicism rising among the young
DEI being pushed out
Traditional middle class beginning to reclaim it’s power
Regime change in Iran
Traditional media self-destructing
Elon – need I say more?
US Government cutting out anti-US orgs from their funding
Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (cYBz/)
I WANTED to say, "I guess global warming is fixed!" But, thought better of it........damn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (PQb8B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM
Is it quibbling if I point out that most slaves came from West Africa?
Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (98kQX)
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (4rWc3)
MN is but one of 50 states where fraud is taking place. It's probably dwarfed by other states, like CA, NY an IL.
We're talking trillions of dollars. A year.
If you pay taxes, you've been robbed blind for decades.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (NwnyJ)
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There's video of Mayor Frey dancing waving the Somali flag while hijab (niqab? Whatever) wearing women are laughing at the antics of their danc8ng fool Somalians seem to especially enjoy seeing his humiliation.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (fcxGJ)
Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (OUMaO)
I guess that clip squares the circle as to why that might happen.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM
Is it quibbling if I point out that most slaves came from West Africa?
Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (98kQX)
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Or that the Somalis arrived in America in the last decade?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)
Go look at their rationalization for creating 80,000 new agents and watch your blood come to a delicious simmer.
They insisted there was uncollected tax dollars being hoarded by whites... I'm sorry "the rich"... and corporations. Remember?
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (up14Y)
Minnesota is going to be a liberal state even without the invading somalis. If liberal leaders secretly helped Trump weed out the somalis fraud, and deport all of them, they'll still stay in power but without having to bow down to this 3rd world trash.
But liberals have so much self hatred that they'll give themselves over to somalis and bow down to their demands, all because they hate their own white heritage.
Posted by: Rbastid at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (GVpNh)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (1Nv0l)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (+nJgG)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (x82Hg)
CBS and CNN called the "phantom" transport companies. The first 38 numbers were disconnected
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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Are you saying they actually did some investigating and faithfully reported that they went through 38 fakes before they found someone who even claimed to be legit?
Is this scandal so big that the MSM can't deny it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (Uo+RY)
Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (0sNs1)
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There's video of Mayor Frey dancing waving the Somali flag while hijab (niqab? Whatever) wearing women are laughing at the antics of their danc8ng fool Somalians seem to especially enjoy seeing his humiliation.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (fcxGJ)
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"Please, God Emperor Trump...please deport them all...I can't put on a hijab again..."
-the secret thoughts of that MN female politician
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (45BvE)
Most of them would probably rather literally die rather than be rude, too.
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They sound like good people -- how do they feel about murdering unborn children?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 12:36 PM (bIWgk)
A lot of them are quietly opposed to it. It's a fairly religious state, but the urbanites will bow to the Democrat mandates. It would be rude to be opposed to legal abortion, after all.
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Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (1Nv0l)
Senate passes bill to block any further military action in Venezuela.
Posted by: four seasons at January 08, 2026 12:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
But governor Walz had been investigating some of these places for the last 10 years, and was just about to get them, before the Feds swooped in and ruined everything based on fake Shirley videos creating the appearance of fraud where none existed, or something...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 12:41 PM (JCZqz)
Is this scandal so big that the MSM can't deny it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (Uo+RY)
Pretty sure it was a joke.
Posted by: Nova Local at January 08, 2026 12:41 PM (tOcjL)
Senate passes bill to block any further military action in Venezuela.
Posted by: four seasons at January 08, 2026 12:41 PM (3ek7K)
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The bill didn't pass. It passed a procedural hurdle. It still has to beat cloture and a final floor vote.
Plus the House would have to pass it.
Plus Trump would have to sign it.
It's stupid theater. Ignore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: huerfano
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Somalis WERE the slavers and pirates in Eastern Africa raiding places like Kenya and Christian Ethiopia to get them to sell on to the Arabs.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (PQb8B)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)
Hint to Candace and Tucker: it’s not $3B a year aid to Israel.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (/HZvU)
Most of them would probably rather literally die rather than be rude, too.
It's called "suicidal empathy" for a reason.
Posted by: red speck at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (Ve/HL)
In light of Shirley’s work, there were bribes murders of MN Democrat and spouse need to be revisited. She was so distraught after her vote, it appears she knew this put her life in danger.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (Hkcdp)
- It is not just Somalians, only they are too stupid to have any shame
- It is the entire third world (and Chinese) This is how the world works. That video of they guy explaining Bartertown is just how elections are in all of Africa and M. E. -- You vote for your tribe.
- This can not be fixed by "magic soil." These people will never change. Sure, some will; more if they are isolated and immersed in Western Christian attitudes, but only after a couple generations.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (bIWgk)
All the proof you need that there is no such thing as an honest Scumalian. Here's a guy, supposedly his country's rep at the U.N., which should be a prestigious, well-paid position, and what does he also do? Runs a scam business
Deport them all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (8zz6B)
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made in the enthusiasm of the moment.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
OrangeMan Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (0sNs1)
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If you squint, you can see the marionette strings above his head and arms. That guy is a particularly embarrassing fool.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2026 12:42 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: four seasons at January 08, 2026 12:41 PM (3ek7K)
Way to slam the barn door closed two weeks after the last horse is already in a French Royale with Cheese, you gormless fucking twats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 12:43 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 08, 2026 12:43 PM (2ap+5)
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There's video of Mayor Frey dancing waving the Somali flag while hijab (niqab? Whatever) wearing women are laughing at the antics of their danc8ng fool Somalians seem to especially enjoy seeing his humiliation.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 12:39 PM (fcxGJ)
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"Please, God Emperor Trump...please deport them all...I can't put on a hijab again..."
-the secret thoughts of that MN female politician
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea, and Frey too. He knows he must kowtow and prostrate himself before these mangy savages. But you know in his head he's thinking "god I hate these filthy Muslim rats." You could see it in that video where he's looking at Somali food like it's shit on a shingle -- literally.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Somali at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)
Third-world immigrants: How can I manipulate charitable systems so I don't have to work for anything?
Mindset is everything.
And I gotta ask: which one's the sucker?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (Fs0KI)
No, you're not. Not even room-temperature-IQ Somalians are that dumb.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (1Nv0l)
Is this scandal so big that the MSM can't deny it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (Uo+RY)
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An important question with national importance! Who to ask?
I know! Let's ask Margaret Brennan!
Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
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They cannot wait to champion the Somalis who've been deported.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (8Xy/A)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (lGHBv)
Nick Shirley has been effective, too. He’s the next generation. Also, Nick Sortor. Our Army of Nicks!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (Hkcdp)
No, you're not. Not even room-temperature-IQ Somalians are that dumb.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (1Nv0l)
They're not going to vote R. They're going to vote for a different D.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (06Hmj)
True re the geld.
And we are good here in Maison De Ellipsis, thanks. Do hope you are hanging in with pain etc. I have been reading various travails.
I self treated a few weeks ago for my Crohns symptoms which are thankfully mostly comparatively mild and so far so good.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: Oglebay at January 08, 2026 12:43 PM
Did you know there's no surf in Cleveland, U.S.A.?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4diS3khW-5k
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (ULPxl)
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"There is no fraud. In fact the only fraud in the state is how we have a rapist in the White House. How can you care about anything else while we have a rapist in the White House?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (GBKbO)
The VA Medical Center and Clinics here have & utilize legit transport vans (I know some of the drivers): DAV for ambulatory veterans (including wheelchair-accessible transport); and Veterans Transportation Service (VTS) to assist qualifying Veterans who lack access to transportation due to financial, medical, or other reasons.
However, I also see various Native American and other Assisted Living Vans on the road and always assumed they were legit ... but now? Does my cynicism know no bounds?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (IpnJw)
I'm now at the $20-30mil/year for a school with 150 _reported_ (probably ghost) students.
How do we get this money back? It's known that Somali baggage handlers have been loading suitcases full of cash onto planes at Minnesota's airport. Seems like a lot of this money is gone forever. Can we bill Minnesota?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (Uo+RY)
Posted by: He was evil but had balls at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: Rbastid
Tim Pawlenty (R) was governor until 2011. Norm Coleman was GOP senator up to 2009 until Al Franken cheated him out with the notorious ballots in the back of a car trick.
It is the typical metro versus the countryside dynamic. Minneapolis and St. Paul are concentrations of the AWFLS, gubmint workers, and mega corp types versus the farmers, business types, etc. in the rest of the state.
Every city is a Democrat concentration of scum and villainy.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (WDjG6)
Nick Shirley has been effective, too. He’s the next generation. Also, Nick Sortor. Our Army of Nicks!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (Hkcdp)
O'Keefe has just reported that everyone in DC is a homosexual. Everyone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (PQb8B)
INCLUDING the donating of half the stolen proceeds to Democrats.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 08, 2026 12:28 PM (zjgNU)
Yes, that's right.
Hey, maybe the Russians helped them!!!
Posted by: totes not the see eye ay at January 08, 2026 12:47 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM
I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2026 12:47 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: four seasons at January 08, 2026 12:41 PM (3ek7K)
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Even if it gets past the Senate and House, Trump will Gerard Finneran it. Pure failure theater.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)
Did you know there's no surf in Cleveland, U.S.A.?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4diS3khW-5k
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (0sNs1)
Charlie don't surf.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:47 PM (PQb8B)
I know! Let's ask Margaret Brennan!
Posted by: mrp at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM
Dude.
Posted by: Jim Acosta and Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at January 08, 2026 12:47 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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I was just making a point, not really asking.
The point being that these people say they are "empathetic" and that is why they get frauded, but where is their empathy toward unborn?
Humans can be so cruel and selfish for personal gain and then justify it as having higher morals than others (ie, defending women.)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 12:47 PM (bIWgk)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 12:40 PM (1Nv0l)
Less drama so far at least.
I hope he has a security detail.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: SMOD at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators
Really? O'Keefe had Hannah Giles: https://tinyurl.com/kjtkbfuz
Plus, he is a better showman, and more dedicated. He poses as a gay dude and goes on dates with dudes for the story!
Shirley and O'Keefe don't need to be weighed against each other...they approach the same issue (exposing lefty corruption) from different angles.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: anachronda at January 08, 2026 12:29 PM (oY6Yp)
That money comes from DC. We all pay for it.
The states should fund DC, not the other way round.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Rbastid
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MN is on the verge of turning Republican. It's trending that direction, and Kamala only won the state by 4.
But it's just deeply progressive and there's no point in trying to fight any potential fraud.
Meanwhile, TX went to Trump by 14 points and Democrats are going to send $100 million to Jasmine Crockett in the hope that she wins against Ken Paxton...which she won't.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (GBKbO)
I self treated a few weeks ago for my Crohns symptoms which are thankfully mostly comparatively mild and so far so good.
Posted by: ...
Crohns is a nasty disease and I am glad that your symptoms for now are minor. In my case, surgery looms next month so trying to get ducks in a row for all other tasks/appointments/etc that need to be completed before recovery.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (WDjG6)
- His estimate of $100 Billion dollars in fraud
- Minnesotas corrupt voting system
- Walz & Omar's alleged involvement with the fraud
- How Somalians have defrauded the system
- How political correctness let the fraud happen
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"Pikers! Here, hold my Chardonnay."
/Califzuela Governor Gruesome "Trillions In Fraud Or Bust" Newscum 2028!
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (IpnJw)
Every city is a Democrat concentration of scum and villainy.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM
There's a reason we call them the Twin Shitties.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Nazdar at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (NcvvS)
My part of Indiana is 60 degrees right now.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (2J/Lj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (Dpscb)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (lGHBv)
"It", meaning fraud and incompetence and soaking up trillions of dollars in exchange for existing, is more or less how entire sectors of our economy now function. Healthcare. Education, K-12 *and* universities. Huge swathes of the engineering world, especially Civil and Environmental.
Corruption Is The System, and has been for a while.
But now we're at the point where Corruption Is The Culture.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 12:49 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 12:49 PM (/HZvU)
Posted by: thug dolphin at January 08, 2026 12:49 PM (EyfuW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (PQb8B)
BRB
Posted by: Jonah G at January 08, 2026 12:49 PM (0Sg1Q)
You would think any MN resident who is not completely timwalzed would begin asking why the fck they should pay *any* taxes in state.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 12:45 PM (ULPxl)
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Between this and DOGE, it's a question I frequently ask myself. The state holds a gun to your head (literally true, ultimately) to profit themselves and their crew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 12:49 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 08, 2026 12:49 PM (Vh9CX)
--
James Frey* > Jacob Frey
*the fraudster who wrote A Million Little Pieces and lied about his drug addiction
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM (Uo+RY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (PQb8B)
I hope he wasn't wiping his mouth before saying that.
j/k
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM (uQzkA)
(I did not keep a striaght face while typing that)
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM (cS1cw)
Ripping it out is necessary and will shake the foundation of our Republic. It is that huge.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2026 12:33 PM (2WIwB)
I would guess that annual fraud, waste, and abuse run to over $2T. Minimum.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM (ExV1e)
They are programmed, just like the people who still reflexively scream “antifa is just an idea!” despite oodles of evidence to the contrary. Yes, I work with people like this, they will reflexively say “That’s just a Fox News lie!” to all sorts of things, such as the TdA gangs in Aurora.
Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM (Hkcdp)
Ask them what meds etc will be needed in post, including OTC so you have them around when you are released. Will be praying.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:51 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: huerfano
How dare you quibble in public!
What's quibble?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 12:51 PM (6mogZ)
Go Nick Go
And the Cultural Marxists found a new St Floyd, Lesbian this time
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2026 12:51 PM (E0tL2)
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What is the sound of 10 million Islamist men and potential fathers in Western Europe & Blue Shithole American Cities begin cheering and high-fiving?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 12:51 PM (IpnJw)
Every tax payer in all 57 states is being robbed by these criminals.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (/HZvU)
I don't know Nick's motive for lying about that is - he certainly knows better. Perhaps he wants to keep the focus on the vulnerable MN Dems for political reasons.
But in general, the media does this because I needed to explain that to my wife, which is the point... she was pissed about it when she thought it was just MN, but she was *furious* when she found out it was *our* money being stolen.
Most people don't understand this or even know someone who does and can explain it to them. It's very important to deceive people about the source of these funds, so they don't come saying for Dem blood in all 50 states.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 12:51 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 08, 2026 12:51 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at January 08, 2026 12:51 PM (uTrw+)
(I did not keep a striaght face while typing that)
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 12:50 PM
No, but it does bring up an interesting point. With their graft getting cut. 80% are on Welfare already! What are they going to do now?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Timmeh Retard Walz at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (BrLWF)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
And love is love is how they justify lopping off body parts and creating delusional eunuchs. Often when people are cowards (whether from public opprobrium (De Tocqueville's observation), or corrupt leadership in organizations by preachers, etc, they stay schtum because the left are a bunch of angry bullying assholes. Most people in any society just want to live their lives--they are not up for challenging what they see as leaders in society.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (WDjG6)
If microcephalic Somalis are stealing to this extent, imagine what sophisticated operators are doing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (/HZvU)
50 states.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Oops at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (1M7sl)
Posted by: Lizzy
This is exactly how it works in NJ. Democrats are controlled top-to-bottom with sinecures. It's because none of them are capable of earning a living without government largesse.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (1Nv0l)
Really? O'Keefe had Hannah Giles: https://tinyurl.com/kjtkbfuz
...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (JCZqz)
I'm not clicking on that
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 12:52 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 12:34 PM (xcxpd)
Not saying anything about your relatives in particular but if they were on the hook for the entire mess, rather than stealing from the other 49 states, they'd likely be more interested in fighting it.
Of course, the same applies to the fraud happening in all the other 49 states as well.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 12:53 PM (ExV1e)
He has been trolling Walz.
Selling hoodies with the Learing Center logo, but an 800 number to report fraud.
I like it.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 12:53 PM (Hkcdp)
==
I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2026 12:47 PM (ewjUl)
You're a Moron, not a timwalz!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 12:53 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Robert at January 08, 2026 12:54 PM (WEgf2)
Posted by: Really??
All of those illegal registrants, etc are getting ready to be purged. DoJ and even private groups have never lost a lawsuit requiring a state to purge its voting rolls of dead, moved, illegal, or non existent registrants. Now the DoJ is suing 23 states in plenty of time to get ruling requiring purges before the Nov. 26 election.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:54 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:54 PM (0Sg1Q)
How many of these "care facilities" are Somali run and take Medicaid?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 12:54 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ace at 12:27 PM
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We've been at a mile high in Northern AZ for 13 years now and this is the first time we haven't had snow by New Year's Day.
Currently getting some sleet, but still a bit too warm for snow.
We usually get a "Snowmageddon" of around three feet at least once sometime in February ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 12:54 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 08, 2026 12:54 PM (lGHBv)
Posted by: whig
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A couple days ago it was arthritis. Now Crohns.
Gosh whig, I hope your health improves and things work out for you.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (bIWgk)
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Shirley and O'Keefe don't need to be weighed against each other...they approach the same issue (exposing lefty corruption) from different angles.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (JCZqz)
NOW you tell us.
Posted by: Maryann and Ginger at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:54 PM (WDjG6)
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And DHS and FBI are just raiding Somali businesses today.
They can't do that just because.
They do that because they have warrants signed off by federal judges in advancement of a criminal investigation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)
@marcorubio
I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment
I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.
While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events and also the precious archives of the United States of America.
Thank you
Posted by: Robert at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (WEgf2)
He has been trolling Walz.
Selling hoodies with the Learing Center logo, but an 800 number to report fraud.
I like it.
Posted by: Lizzy
Good for him and good for X and Musk. It makes smothering the stories much harder for anyone that does not only watch the evening news for bullshit Democrat propaganda (including Faux btw for their straight news reporting).
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (WDjG6)
Glenn Hall was the Blues first pick in the 1967 NHL Expansion Draft and helped guide the expansion franchise to the Stanley Cup Final in each of our first three seasons.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (6mogZ)
I said a couple of days ago that Walz was going to crack . Frey is looking a mess. The stress is starting to eat at these aholes. Good
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (ScJGb)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 12:56 PM (1Nv0l)
Don’t expect many MN leftists to wake up.
They are programmed, just like the people who still reflexively scream “antifa is just an idea!” despite oodles of evidence to the contrary. Yes, I work with people like this, they will reflexively say “That’s just a Fox News lie!” to all sorts of things, such as the TdA gangs in Aurora.
Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy
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I've seen a few of them looking a tad stunned on social media, but the "upgrade" will always be to Democrats who promise to clean up the prior Democrats' unfortunate encounter with a few bad apples from our migrant community who are bringing on a flood of hard-right maximal racism.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 12:56 PM (Uo+RY)
Gosh whig, I hope your health improves and things work out for you.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (bIWgk)
No no - the Crohns is me but it's mostly under control. It is related to arthritis though.
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 12:56 PM (0Sg1Q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 08, 2026 12:56 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 12:51 PM
Quibble is an intransitive verb. It's definitions are:
1. To argue or find fault over trivial matters or minor concerns; cavil.
2. To evade the point in question by artifice, play upon words, caviling, or by raising any insignificant or impertinent question or point; to trifle in argument or discourse; to equivocate.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 08, 2026 12:56 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Unkaren at January 08, 2026 12:56 PM (BrLWF)
I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment
I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.
While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events and also the precious archives of the United States of America.
Thank you
Posted by: Robert
Marvo Rubio to replace Jerry Jones as Gm of the Cowboys.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (6mogZ)
Don't fixate on the MN skinnies, Walz and Frey. They're so stupid, and their "patsies," the Somalis so stupid that they've been wholly and completely exposed. And none of them has a clue how to deflect it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo
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Wise.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators
Wiser still would be searching for her yourself. She was quite the cutie.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)
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When you arrive back in Africa you will be forced to re-examine your ass.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (gIcAo)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 12:56 PM (Uo+RY)
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Democrats are institutionally beyond using that kind of rhetoric.
A Democrat running for city council is more likely to give a speech about jailing Donald Trump than pursuing fraud in the city they wish to govern.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (GBKbO)
I'd say some kind of concrete threat from DOJ plus the DNC telling him he's on his own.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
Coach Walz, shower life guard
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (gm9Sb)
Frey is looking a mess. The stress is starting to eat at these aholes. Good
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Frey always appears to be 3 days behind on his grooming. Honestly, Mamdani has more self-respect.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (Uo+RY)
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Check that ... it just turned into the first (still light) snowfall of the winter.
The first heavy snowfall is always "Snowglobe" beautiful with all the pines covered in it -- so still awaiting that (but they're probably getting that a couple thousand feet higher (over 7000 ft) in Flagstaff; will have to check the online webcams.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
We shall all eventually die. I'm probably doomed anyway but at least God doesn't have to be pissed at me for that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (HTCU3)
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (79pEw)
What staggering amounts of fraud will cease to be covered up?
Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (AnlBQ)
Posted by: ...
Crohns is a nasty disease and I am glad that your symptoms for now are minor. In my case, surgery looms next month so trying to get ducks in a row for all other tasks/appointments/etc that need to be completed before recovery.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM (WDjG6)
Ulcerative colitis here. I'll lift a glass to y'all's health next time I'm on the shitter.
Posted by: Robert at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (WEgf2)
Did Rubio really write that? If so, he has a good sense of humor.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (8Xy/A)
They can't do that just because.
They do that because they have warrants signed off by federal judges in advancement of a criminal investigation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Probable cause. I am thinking now that Elon is correct, the fraud is on the level of at least a trillion bucks maybe up to 1.5 trillion of fraud, waste, and abuse. Get rid of that, we have no income tax.
These grifting sobs are literally taking chunks of people's lives where they work, not for pleasure, but for money to pay their bills.
Tax on labor is the most recessive of all because it punishes people for working to keep the lights on, their children fed, and to pay the necessary bills to survive.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (WDjG6)
I'd say some kind of concrete threat from DOJ plus the DNC telling him he's on his own.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)
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And his underlings are testifying to Congress that Walz knew and advanced the fraud.
He has a better shot staying out of prison leading the charge into the Second Civil War than in a courtroom facing co-conspirator charges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Robert
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Yowch!. Hope you have remission very soon.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:59 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (cYBz/)
Not quite one full year yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 12:59 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
He put out a line for security help a couple of days ago.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2026 12:59 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
I'm sure the contempt is mutual and they probably all pissed in that plate before putting it down in front of the imbecile...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (MZ+PY)
Don't fixate on the MN skinnies, Walz and Frey. They're so stupid, and their "patsies," the Somalis so stupid that they've been wholly and completely exposed. And none of them has a clue how to deflect it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (NwnyJ)
Where's that meme, you know the one...
"Republicans will be exposed too!!!"
"Good."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM
Probably not any more honest than anyone else on the government teat, but it's probably going to Americans.
Posted by: huerfano at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (98kQX)
How much of that fraud is recycled into the D party coffers?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (s/0Zp)
Damn right we can. This is what the DOJ is for. And some other states need to be shaking in their boots.
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2026 01:01 PM (4rWc3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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He's a criminal too and facing reckoning just like Walz. He allowed looting of teh taxpayer by criminals so that he could play king.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:01 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
We shall all eventually die. I'm probably doomed anyway but at least God doesn't have to be pissed at me for that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (ExV1e)
We're all going to end up in hell anyway. It's a shame only the worst of the worst people get to enjoy wealth and pleasure before they get there.
Posted by: Some life sentences are easier than others at January 08, 2026 01:01 PM (TbWk/)
How much of that fraud is recycled into the D party coffers?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (s/0Zp)
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How much antagonistic oversight has Medicaid ever gotten in its entire existence?
What practical incentives are there for Medicaid to run things well and only for those who need it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Fen at January 08, 2026 01:01 PM (ciYHQ)
https://tinyurl.com/kjtkbfuz
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 12:48 PM
Whoooo! Thank you!!!
Posted by: Sam Otis Brinton, former American nuclear waste disposal expert at January 08, 2026 01:02 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 08, 2026 01:02 PM (MkFn4)
Who was that ship secretly carrying to Russia?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 01:02 PM (uWKK8)
How much of that fraud is recycled into the D party coffers?
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How much of the over $300 trillion (it's not a mere $37 or $38 trillion -- they're lying to you) in National Debt is due to fraud and the "War on Poverty" (But I Repeat Myself)?
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:02 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)
That I will do. I recall her being cute.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:03 PM (xcxpd)
Yes, it does stink that cars are stolen from our airport every day, loaded up on a car transport truck in the airport parking lot, and immediately driven down to Mexico. Please tell me how we don’t have foreign criminal cartels operating in our city again!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 01:03 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
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Like most stories, it is a wait and see. It takes time for public judgment to occur when presented with new information.
That being said, this is going to hurt the Dems as more and more fraud in blue states and cities are going to be turned up like maggots in a rotting corpse.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:03 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:59 PM (WDjG6)
Cheers! 🍻
Posted by: Robert at January 08, 2026 01:03 PM (WEgf2)
Glenn Hall was the Blues first pick in the 1967 NHL Expansion Draft and helped guide the expansion franchise to the Stanley Cup Final in each of our first three seasons.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 12:55 PM (6mogZ)
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The Iron Man. Played in 502 consecutive games, without a mask. Threw up before each one, then had an orange juice.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 01:03 PM (tgvbd)
TINY-HANDED TIRADE
Donald Trump has called for mass arrests among Minnesota’s Somali community as the state reels from the fatal shooting of a 37-year-old U.S. citizen by a federal immigration agent.
“Arrest them all. They are criminals!!!” the president wrote on Truth Social early Thursday, linking to a story by right-wing outlet Just the News about cash transfers to Somalia from the Minneapolis airport.
Fuck every ICE agent because at this point, they’re all guilty.Even the ones who haven’t committed any crimes *yet.* Also, is it possible to revoke a presidential pardon made by a previous president? Because I feel like we should be throwing people back in jail
I remember when Republicans were outraged by an idea Biden was colluding with the justice department, without evidence. Trump is now openly and unabashedly colluding with the justice to attack his perceived enemies...and Republicans are completely on board. It's wild to watch.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:03 PM (JCZqz)
No fucking fraud, that's how. Turns out you need less cash when it's not being stolen.
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 01:03 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (Q0yOR)
With the Somali fraud, I'm told that cutting theses programs and prosecuting the perpetrators will result in significant problem. Any chance any of that is true?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (s/0Zp)
Who was that ship secretly carrying to Russia?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 01:02 PM (uWKK
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Tucker Qatarlson?
/Just defect already ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Robert
Have you looked into methylmethionine (Vitamin U) and zinc carnosine?
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (t+TFX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (PQb8B)
There is such a thing as the gay mafia.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (uQzkA)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (t/2Uw)
How much of that fraud is recycled into the D party coffers?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (s/0Zp)
However much you think it is, I bet it's much much more.
Posted by: It's how they keep power at January 08, 2026 01:05 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ...
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OK, I misread that.
Well, I hope your health improves too.
Robert too.
Heck, same sentiments to all morons (and Ace) even if in perfect health. May 2026 be a good year for all.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 01:05 PM (bIWgk)
Posted by: Robert at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (WEgf2)
Back at you. Hope you are doing ok with it, or will be soon!
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:05 PM (0Sg1Q)
How much of that fraud is recycled into the D party coffers?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 08, 2026 01:00 PM (s/0Zp)
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Well, I got an A in statistics in college in the last century so I will definitively state that the answers to your questions are 98.6% and 105.9%. The latter figure includes interest.
Posted by: bluebell at January 08, 2026 01:05 PM (79pEw)
You Amerlikans are someone dumb.
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 08, 2026 01:05 PM (MkFn4)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2026 01:06 PM (znJ3m)
Get rid of that, we have no income tax.
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The purpose of the income tax is not to collect revenue. The purpose of the income tax is to tell you who's boss.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2026 01:06 PM (tgvbd)
We don't call it The Uniparty for nothing. And you can't call it cleaning house when you leave your favorite stinky bag of trash in the corner and just mop around it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:06 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:06 PM (0Sg1Q)
I remember when Republicans were outraged by an idea Biden was colluding with the justice department, without evidence. Trump is now openly and unabashedly colluding with the justice to attack his perceived enemies...and Republicans are completely on board. It's wild to watch.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:03 PM (JCZqz)
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1. Deporting people here illegally is a crime?
2. Republicans objected to the idea that Democrats could have wingmen at AG but Republicans had to have antagonistic lawyers who worked against the Republican president's policies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:06 PM (GBKbO)
They serve their time in prison, then it is off to Somalia to rejoin their family.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 08, 2026 01:07 PM (s/0Zp)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
We shall all eventually die. I'm probably doomed anyway but at least God doesn't have to be pissed at me for that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Because everyone else is doing it is not a builder of character. MTV and Nickelodeon were big motivators of 'everybody's doing it'.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 01:07 PM (gIcAo)
It is the typical metro versus the countryside dynamic. Minneapolis and St. Paul are concentrations of the AWFLS, gubmint workers, and mega corp types versus the farmers, business types, etc. in the rest of the state.
Every city is a Democrat concentration of scum and villainy.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (WDjG6)
It's not just the Democrats. Republican officeholders have no interest in pursuing this. Only Trump. Quite possibly the cleanest guy to ever hold any office, anywhere, ever.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:07 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Huked on Foniks Werked Four Mi! at January 08, 2026 01:07 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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Bethesda will do fine if Trump gets his $1.5 trillion
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 01:08 PM (bIWgk)
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2026 01:08 PM (lNdi2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 08, 2026 01:08 PM (xvV+O)
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I don't understand the thinking of the Senate here - the possibility that there could be further military action is what will make this venture work.
Ohhhh....
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 01:08 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2026 01:08 PM (Q0yOR)
They serve their time in prison, then it is off to Somalia to rejoin their family.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 08, 2026 01:07 PM (s/0Zp)
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Why spend our money imprisoning them?
Throw them out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (gIcAo)
Posted by: connected and litigious at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (cS1cw)
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (MkFn4)
Posted by: Chuck Todd at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (1M7sl)
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (1Nv0l)
Ha ha ha. That's not the way it works.
Posted by: fd
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SNORT
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (xvV+O)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)
That I will do. I recall her being cute.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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She helped get rid of James at Project Veritas as a figleaf. She was the replacement for O'Keefe at Project Veritas at the behest of the board of directors members that led the coup against him.
She got paid to do that and I have very little respect for her because of it. Those board of directors that led the downfall were doing so at the behest of globo homo because James was so effective. Happened about the time James went after Big Pharma for the vaxx and the Dems on voter fraud/election stealing.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (WDjG6)
This is the dumbest thing. I met Trump in 1989 and shook his hand. It was normal-sized.
Posted by: Delurker at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 01:07 PM (gIcAo)
If my enemy is attacking my civilians, I will attack his civilians too, and I'd be derelict in my duty to my own civilians not to.
If my enemy attacks his own civilians, I'm not going to attack my own civilians too, because that would be fucking timwalzed.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:09 PM (06Hmj)
These people are insane. Not just misguided or wrongheaded but completely utterly totally no-idea-what-color-the-sky-is-on-their-planet batshit insane.
Posted by: It's fascinating and horrifying at January 08, 2026 01:10 PM (TbWk/)
is that like how you denaturalize alcohol?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2026 01:10 PM (uWKK8)
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I don't understand the thinking of the Senate here - the possibility that there could be further military action is what will make this venture work.
Ohhhh....
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 01:08 PM (Dv3i1) '
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Also, Trump has to sign the bill.
It's theater. Congress doesn't have anything else to do now that they've tied up several hundred DOJ lawyers to look through millions of pages of Epstein documents to redact them in accordance with law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:10 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: turambar
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Which is why sending money to such creatures for home or private schooling is always going to bite the public in the ass. They will use it to further try conquest of the US.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:10 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2026 01:06 PM (znJ3m)
She was the box model for Ivory Snow (a former laundry detergent marketed as suitable for washing baby clothes), not regular Ivory soap.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 08, 2026 01:10 PM (IG3/x)
They were Russian security experts sent to help Maduro. But I think there is MORE on the ship than we think. I think it is likely payment for the Russians "help" Likely gold in a hidden compartment. Or maybe drugs. Russia is desperate for cash right now.
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at January 08, 2026 01:11 PM (s/0Zp)
Posted by: Some life sentences are easier than others at January 08, 2026 01:01 PM (TbWk/)
Well that's your choice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:11 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 08, 2026 01:11 PM (h/O4U)
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
Starfield 2 anyone?
Anyone?
Posted by: Bethesda Softworks at January 08, 2026 01:11 PM (znJ3m)
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I don't think DeWine should sleep peacefully.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 01:11 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 08, 2026 01:11 PM (MkFn4)
The purpose of the income tax is not to collect revenue. The purpose of the income tax is to tell you who's boss.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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They can get their hand out of my pocket and do it just as well.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 08, 2026 01:12 PM (gIcAo)
This is the dumbest thing. I met Trump in 1989 and shook his hand. It was normal-sized.
Posted by: Delurker
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Democrats lie when their lips move. GOPe types only lie when they feel like it. Read my lips indeed.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:12 PM (WDjG6)
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I don't think DeWine should sleep peacefully.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 01:11 PM (Dv3i1)
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A very public takedown of Walz, former VP candidate for the opposition party, is going to be edifying for a lot of people.
I expect state-level enforcement of existing law to tick up in response.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:12 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious
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Hard to believe the mob doesn't know about this. Bet their getting a taste and helping out with the fraud logistics.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 08, 2026 01:12 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Zombie Norm MacDonald at January 08, 2026 01:12 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: PA Dutchman
Good. Mullahs deserve a Romanian Christmas in the New Year.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:13 PM (WDjG6)
whig. You are exactly right. This is why "Oh, well we just have to take it, move on.." is not going to work. This is big time crime and has to be delt with. Scratch every dime back and throw criminals in jail.
Posted by: Case at January 08, 2026 01:13 PM (4rWc3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (t/2Uw)
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Sounds like either someone is making a very bad investment or it's a scheme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:13 PM (Uo+RY)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 01:13 PM (t/2Uw)
His cajones certainly are.
Posted by: Delurker at January 08, 2026 01:14 PM (gtcuf)
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2026 01:14 PM (lNdi2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 12:46 PM (PQb8B)
There is such a thing as the gay mafia.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 08, 2026 01:04 PM (MZ+PY)
Yep. See also Catholic seminaries.
Posted by: Putting the semen in seminary at January 08, 2026 01:14 PM (TbWk/)
@Osint613 - 3hr
Cloudflare Radar reports that Iran’s IPv6 networks have been fully disconnected from the global internet, a move that has effectively cut off Iranian mobile users from external online access.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 08, 2026 01:14 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2026 01:14 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Braenyard
Or, they could at least give me a little rub and tug on the way out!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 01:14 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:14 PM (0Sg1Q)
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I've read speculation that there were/are nuclear components on the tanker. When you think about Venezuela would make a great staging area for that as it is big, jungle, and provides plausible deniability.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 08, 2026 01:15 PM (xvV+O)
That what the UN passes, and you see how effective that body is?
Posted by: Unkaren at January 08, 2026 01:15 PM (BrLWF)
White House briefing coming up with Vance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2026 01:15 PM (Uo+RY)
It is beyond clear now that 100% of that was wasted on fraud and abuse.
1/3 of the $6.1 trillion annual budget is fraud, waste and abuse.
The only purpose of the individual income tax is to punish the industrious.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:15 PM (HXT0k)
It's theater. Congress doesn't have anything else to do now that they've tied up several hundred DOJ lawyers to look through millions of pages of Epstein documents to redact them in accordance with law.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:10 PM (GBKbO)
I hope he does sign it, just as a hearty Fuck You to Congress.
A) We likely have no plans on instigating any further conflict there anyway, based on how events have already played out
B) The President can send the Marines in anywhere he likes, any time he likes, and if *that* precipitates further conflict, then this little bill means sweet F.A.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:15 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Watching from the cheap seats at January 08, 2026 01:15 PM (nSdex)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:11 PM (xcxpd)
*scratches chin*
If I could just learn how to eliminate my conscience and adopt dark triad traits I'd be golden.
Posted by: The psychopaths shall inherit the earth at January 08, 2026 01:16 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2026 01:17 PM (Q0yOR)
Or more chaos.
More dead lesbian wives.
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center at January 08, 2026 01:17 PM (MkFn4)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 08, 2026 01:17 PM (V362x)
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The worst part is the rape!
Posted by: Obligatory Norm McDonald Reference at January 08, 2026 01:17 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Watching from the cheap seats at January 08, 2026 01:15 PM (nSdex)
So Walz can send goons to mow them down!
Posted by: That was the point of Mao's announcement at January 08, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2026 12:58 PM (8Xy/A)
Humor? That's exactly the sort of thing someone puts out while their agent is negotiating the contract to become the GM/Coach of the Dolphins.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:17 PM (ExV1e)
If I could just learn how to eliminate my conscience and adopt dark triad traits I'd be golden.
Posted by: The psychopaths shall inherit the earth at January 08, 2026 01:16 PM (TbWk/)
I have heard that siren call too.
If I get to redo my life, maybe I'll do a few runs as a black hat and see how it compares.
I suspect it wouldn't be satisfying.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (xcxpd)
Boise elected a commie AWFL mayor and the Mormons are still bringing in their slave labor from every rat rodeo country on earth by the planeload. Good money in it for them. Lots of hijab zombies wandering around in the stores downtown with 5 kids under 10 who can't speak a word of English (kids or Mom).
I'd bet my best nut that the fraud is here in Idaho big time.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (Twsa5)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2026 01:06 PM (znJ3m)
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I remember returning back from college and working summers in my hometown of Las Vegas in the early 80s.
Couldn't afford a car, so I rode my 10-speed bike everywhere, including 20 miles back and forth to work. I have this vivid memory of riding over the I-15 freeway on Charleston Blvd to work each morning ... and below me to the north seeing some small-time strip club with a big billboard advertising "Marilyn Chambers" -- whom I had no idea at the time who she was.
Creepily, when I "discovered" her years later, she looked quite a bit like my girlfriend from that earlier time ... oh, to be so innocent again.
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Sponge"
Some of them just don't know it yet.
Posted by: fd at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (lNdi2)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Stop speculation. Find some facts. at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (nSdex)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder
End EITC and tell everyone that they owe $6000 in Fed Taxes by April 15th for a fraud tax.
That'll get their attention.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (6mogZ)
This is the dumbest thing. I met Trump in 1989 and shook his hand. It was normal-sized.
Posted by: Delurker
Yeah, the Left's insistence on repeating retarded lies to slander their opponents is strange. Calling Vance a "couch fucker"? Patently retarded. Calling all Republicans pedos for hiding the Epstein files? Marginally effective. Calling all Republicans "weird?" Pure projection. Tiny hands? Who cares (maybe it bugs Trump? He seems a bit thin-skinned on these kinds of things)?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (JCZqz)
If you say $100 billion per year, per state, that's $5 trillion.
Between state, local and federal waste, fraud and abuse, $5 trillion is probably the low end.
Who the fuck wasn't and isn't stealing from the government (besides conservatives)?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
The dislike lessens when the checks start rolling in. Then you start dancing for them and eating their swill. It's ok.
Posted by: Mayor Frey at January 08, 2026 01:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 01:19 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:14 PM (0Sg1Q)
Pretty sure the worst part about the theft of billions of dollars is the theft of billions of dollars. The hypocrisy just adds extra flavor.
Posted by: Greenbacks and ham hock for prosperity at January 08, 2026 01:19 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Delurker at January 08, 2026 01:19 PM (gtcuf)
If the ICE agent hadn't shot the lady who hit him with her car, we never would have heard about him getting hit by a car. Media stories only go one way.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:19 PM (IifOV)
It keeps growing and growing.
I'm thinking, mere law enforcement is not sufficient to deal with this. It's going to take something more.
And let's quit pretending. A Somalian born here is still a Somalian, not one of us. And not just Somalians.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 08, 2026 01:19 PM (biznJ)
"I'm owed something in life because I wasn't born American" is a sacred, self evident monad of truth, which to deny is a sign of mental illness and a black, crooked soul.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2026 01:20 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Chuck Todd at January 08, 2026 01:20 PM (1M7sl)
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Best conspiracy theory I've heard is that it was taking nukes back to Russia. Nukes Putin was going to use as leverage on the US... not "use, use."
But you know.... "leverage."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2026 01:20 PM (NwnyJ)
Or more chaos.
More dead lesbian wives.
Posted by: Quality Lerning Center
Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 01:20 PM (6mogZ)
The only purpose of the individual income tax is to punish the industrious.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Your math doesn't add up.
You forgot the money being spent - that rewards the indolent, criminal, commie scum.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at January 08, 2026 01:20 PM (bIWgk)
Posted by: ... at January 08, 2026 01:20 PM (0Sg1Q)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4diS3khW-5k
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Try Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2026 01:20 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 08, 2026 01:21 PM (t+TFX)
I'm already there. I'm not paying another dime in taxes.
Posted by: Fen at January 08, 2026 01:21 PM (ciYHQ)
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"Please to meet my nine children: Muhammad, Mohammad, Muhammed, Mohamed, Mohamad, Muhamed, Mahamed, Mahammed, and Mohmmed".
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:21 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 01:21 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: sifty boones"
*shifts uncomfortably in seat*
So, ummm... just how do you determine which one that is?
Posted by: Asking for a friend at January 08, 2026 01:21 PM (nSdex)
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:19 PM (IifOV)
"lady" is a strange way of spelling "deranged c***"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2026 01:21 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
How dare you, sir! I demand an apology for your grossly offense slander, or else we meet on the morrow with swords!
Posted by: CR 3 Hobgoblin random encounter at January 08, 2026 01:22 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Chuck Todd at January 08, 2026 01:20 PM
Chuck's wife is a dem/lib political consultant and think tank member.
The incenstuousness of the dem party and the media is crazy.
Posted by: Frank Barone at January 08, 2026 01:22 PM (IifOV)
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A more basic question might be why any of us should be required to pay any Federal income tax since virtually none of it is going for the things we were once told they were being used for.
Posted by: Zombie Norm MacDonald at January 08, 2026 01:22 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:21 PM (IpnJw)
Wait, where did Mahmoud go? Mahmoud?! MAHMOUD!!!!
Posted by: They blow up so fast at January 08, 2026 01:22 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 08, 2026 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
It's the AWFL full-employment act.
All of these awful women, with no marketable skills, and a degree in nothing?
They are the middle managers of all this fraud.
The ones who clear the audits, verify the reports, accept the invoices and send it all up the chain.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:23 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: ...
As I observed yesterday, there's 12 days until he completes his first year this term. With all he's accomplished in 1 year, I can't imagine the progress he'll make in the next 3.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 08, 2026 01:24 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2026 01:24 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (Twsa5)
Seeing how Idaho is a single-party state, controlled by Big Potato, that's probably right.
Seriously, most of the ag labor is done by Spanish-speakers, so cracking down on illegals is going to disrupt things.
As for the other diversities, I wondered why they were here. Now I know.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 08, 2026 01:24 PM (cEHXL)
The incenstuousness of the dem party and the media is crazy.
Posted by: Frank Barone
The silver lining to this incest is that it breeds retards.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 01:24 PM (Dv3i1)
This is the dumbest thing. I met Trump in 1989 and shook his hand. It was normal-sized.
Posted by: Delurker
Yeah, the Left's insistence on repeating retarded lies to slander their opponents is strange. Calling Vance a "couch fucker"? Patently retarded. Calling all Republicans pedos for hiding the Epstein files? Marginally effective. Calling all Republicans "weird?" Pure projection. Tiny hands? Who cares (maybe it bugs Trump? He seems a bit thin-skinned on these kinds of things)?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 08, 2026 01:18 PM (JCZqz)
This goes back to the great, and dearly departed, 80's SPY Magazine. They took to calling Trump (who was just a real estate mogul back then) a 'short-fingered vulgarian'. It was a dig that still resonates 40 years later for some reason. Most of the 27-year-olds that talk about the size of Trump's hands weren't even around when SPY was being published.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 08, 2026 01:24 PM (0CU3H)
Antithetical and fatal to a republic. Arrest and deport all of them. Remove the cancer.
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 08, 2026 01:24 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 08, 2026 01:25 PM (/jglT)
And let's quit pretending. A Somalian born here is still a Somalian, not one of us. And not just Somalians.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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To do that, you have to build support to show in fact these are awful people doing awful things. The AWFLs won't ever agree but 70 percent will.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:25 PM (WDjG6)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
How dare you, sir! I demand an apology for your grossly offense slander, or else we meet on the morrow with swords!
Posted by: CR 3 Hobgoblin random encounter at January 08, 2026 01:22 PM (JCZqz)
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Hobgoblins in D&D are intelligent, organized, and very effective militarily. Plus, as goblinoids go, they are better looking. Hobgoblins would indeed be livid at being compared to Somalis.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
And Sally Struthers must pay. In this life or the next.
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:25 PM (30jLx)
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They are here to insure the ruling class remains the ruling class. See France, Germany, England.....time for lots of haircuts.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 08, 2026 01:25 PM (pLaQB)
The incenstuousness of the dem party and the media is crazy.
Posted by: Frank Barone
The silver lining to this incest is that it breeds retards.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 08, 2026 01:24 PM (Dv3i1)
Retards with money, power and status. That never ends well.
Posted by: Habsburgs, WWI aristocrats etc at January 08, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)
How many Senators that voted for it are also on that Venezuelan Drug Cartel Money Recipient list?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 08, 2026 01:26 PM (+4Cf6)
Walz's litte pedo kingdom is falling down, falling down (sing this to the nursery rhyme).
Thank you, Ace, for shining a light.
I also come here more than anywhere else as y'all make me laugh vs doom/gloom and agony repeat diarrhea... of the world as we know it ending, blah, blah, boring. Sometimes I want to slap people through my laptop.
Nick Shirley should be hired by Trump! As well as the guy who had all the paperwork in the first video.
Someone who knew these Somolian illegal barbarians was smart enough to get grant money by plucking heartstrings. Daycares for the little waifs, home health care for the ill and elderly,bless their hearts, and transportation for the same.
A smart and evil stroke to bilk bazillions from the evil white people who pay taxes, right into the pockets of the bug-eyed Somolians and politicians who welcomed them to MN.
Covid/plandemic was their champion to do this in plain sight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 01:26 PM (WONhk)
They are programmed, just like the people who still reflexively scream “antifa is just an idea!” despite oodles of evidence to the contrary. Yes, I work with people like this, they will reflexively say “That’s just a Fox News lie!” to all sorts of things, such as the TdA gangs in Aurora.
Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy
All the media they consume tells them there’s nothing here. Reinforced by social media bubbles. They are incurious people who never step out any of it.
Posted by: Really?? at January 08, 2026 01:26 PM (/HZvU)
Posted by: Habsburgs, WWI aristocrats etc at January 08, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)
Feh. It's a living.
Posted by: 5,000 years of Chinese history at January 08, 2026 01:26 PM (06Hmj)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
They're great as a playable race too, if you can find a generous DM.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 08, 2026 01:27 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 08, 2026 01:21 PM (t+TFX)
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Even better: many parasites actually get "Earned Income" (Orwell Orgasms) Tax Credits (EITC), the Additional Child Tax Credit (ACTC), the American Opportunity Tax Credit, the Premium Tax Credit -- refunds effectively providing extra income to those who pay no taxes (AKA just another basket of commie wealth transfer schemes).
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:27 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: sifty boones at January 08, 2026 01:25 PM (30jLx)
More or less than the price of a cup of coffee per day?
Posted by: Golden age of late night begging at January 08, 2026 01:27 PM (TbWk/)
If you keep talking about the fraud taking place, the entire voting community will abandon Democrats
This is the deal the Dems struck with them.
Pay to bring them here, give them welfare/jizya, and share the graft and then the Somalis will let the Ds harvest their ballots.
So what do the Dems do now? They can get the fake votes elsewhere, maybe, but not only were these great grafting opportunities they were also mirrors of ones the Ds have with other illegals so those are presumably about to get exposed too...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:27 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: turambar at January 08, 2026 01:27 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Stealing a gazillion simoleons from the Toon Town Bank > importing a million Somalians.
Posted by: Movie Moron at January 08, 2026 01:27 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (IpnJw)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (PQb8B)
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I don't think so.
Walz lost some 90k votes from his 1st to his second election.
I don't think the libs in MN--or anywhere--can afford to lose the money and vote fraud machine.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
To be vulgarian, the old saw is that the size of the hands relates to the size of a man's wedding tackle. Snarky way of saying small penis.
If I recall right though, it is the difference in length between the index and ring finger that matters which has something to do with estrogen versus testerone levels in an embryo while developing.
Can't offhand remember which way it goes on that finger length.
Posted by: whig at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (WDjG6)
That is where you "Affordability" went.
Sorry, no home, food or affluent life for you - you have to pay for some savage retard's Lambo.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 08, 2026 01:28 PM (+4Cf6)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese
How dare you, sir! I demand an apology for your grossly offense slander, or else we meet on the morrow with swords!
Posted by: CR 3 Hobgoblin random encounter at January 08, 2026 01:22 PM (JCZqz)
________
Hobgoblins in D&D are intelligent, organized, and very effective militarily. Plus, as goblinoids go, they are better looking. Hobgoblins would indeed be livid at being compared to Somalis.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 08, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
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Indeed. Somalis have more in common with gully dwarves from the Dragonlance campaign setting--slovenly, stupid, and cowardly.
Though even gully dwarves aren't completely worthless, unlike these Somali grifters.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (Hkcdp)
AND the left makes sure that everyone knows the punishment that awaits if they catch you consuming non approved media let alone repeating it.
You see this every so often when a former NPC celebs tries thinking for themselves and suddenly find they've actually thought through some issue and come to the same conclusion as the right. They'll say "but I'm not a NAZI!" as the left cancels them anyway...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: sifty boones"
I agree. Twin Falls, Boise area especially.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 08, 2026 01:30 PM (PSEDc)
I've seen some disturbing thicc goblin fan art out there. May have to search some Rule 34 hobgoblins...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 08, 2026 01:31 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 08, 2026 01:32 PM (1HW+a)
Posted by: Golden age of late night begging
We offer you both the warm embrace you feel when helping others and this adow-able Love To The Rescue Bwanket!
Posted by: Caleb and Alec For Shriners at January 08, 2026 01:34 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 01:36 PM (6mogZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (6mogZ)
The "speaker" of the Somolians in Maine needs his adenoids removed. And maybe a clearing of his sinuses at the same time. I volunteer to do it! Without anesthesia nor sterile instruments. I am sure I can find some rusty tongs somewhere and will heat them red before the removal (while still hot). I think this should cure this Somolian of his woes, as well as a lot of things.
DEPORT THEM ALL!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 01:40 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (6mogZ)
I wonder, now, about the neighbor beating him up while he was mowing the lawn. The neighbor might know something!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 01:41 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: night lifted at January 08, 2026 01:47 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2026 01:29 PM (Hkcdp)
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Read a comment today, unsure if true, that the butch dyke "wife" of the poet had a DV issue of burning the 6yo child with a cig. Again, unsure if this is true.
I did read that the paternal grandfather of this child is seeking custody. The father is supposedly a dead comic from CO.
The most recent addresses of the ghey poet are from VA. Driving a SUV with Missouri tags...and many national park stickers on the SUV. I wonder if they were doing the "van life" to not have an address to avoid CPS? Paid agitators? Visiting family in MN over the holidays and getting some pay at the same time?
Early on there was a comment that the butch "wife" was a well known "protest agitator." Whatever!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 08, 2026 01:48 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2026 01:37 PM (6mogZ)
Think Venezuela
Posted by: night lifted at January 08, 2026 01:48 PM (kJmLc)
It’s that simple.
We’re closed, moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: Lizzy
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It is indeed that simple. Their culture is incompatible[\i] with traditional American culture.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2026 02:10 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2026 02:12 PM (XeU6L)
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Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 08, 2026 04:27 PM (w6EFb)
How do those fraudsters get them to match ?
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 08, 2026 05:14 PM (pFZgT)
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