Corporate Pranks Cafe

Dog is jealous of a man's sleeping pillow.

Kind of hard to believe but I'll allow it.

Panda going HAM on a slide.

Was I adopted?

Golden is mesmerized by her first snow.

Sharing some food with beggars.

This thief is going to be disappointed when he opens up the package.

Excellent prancing.

Dog appoints himself protector over a little lamb.

If you don't nip Evil in the bud, it's your fault.

When LG stunned the public with a prank that made it look like the world was coming to an end. pic.twitter.com/5o9OMa9tcx
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) January 7, 2026

LG’s elevator prank that made everyone scream😱 pic.twitter.com/JLnfp5Hoh7
— internet archiva (@internetarchiva) January 7, 2026

Snow zoomies.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/Bivkd2zZji
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) January 6, 2026

This is what happiness looks like..🐕🐾🛷👶😍 pic.twitter.com/dAu4i1J0Hd
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 7, 2026

Posted by: Ace at 07:26 PM

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1 Foist.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2026 07:28 PM (0sNs1)

2 1st

Posted by: Rex B at January 07, 2026 07:28 PM (OdypD)

3 Smarter animals here than in Minneapolis!

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 07:28 PM (nhCoE)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

5 Damn. I watched the snow dog video too.

Posted by: Rex B at January 07, 2026 07:28 PM (OdypD)

6 Well, well, well

@lizcollin 53m
Signs removed today after Hilton cut ties with this Hampton Inn for refusing DHS agents rooms in Lakeville

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2026 07:29 PM (mlg/3)

7 The Golden looking up at snow...I do that. I don't jump up and try to bit it (yet). As we've had very little this winter it could happen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 07, 2026 07:29 PM (WONhk)

8 This thief is going to be disappointed when he opens up the package.

Cats don't like hot dogs? Isn't that a jumbo pack of footlongs?

I don't think it's carrots; too cylindrical. Carrots have a pointy end.

Or maybe I just missed the joke.

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 07:32 PM (nhCoE)

9 Prank is funny or mean, but if you saw that your done for so sit back and watch it

Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

10 We all appreciate the mephitic-free bouquet of the Café tonight, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

11 >>> 6 Well, well, well

@lizcollin 53m
Signs removed today after Hilton cut ties with this Hampton Inn for refusing DHS agents rooms in Lakeville
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2026 07:29 PM (mlg/3)

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 07, 2026 07:33 PM (ULPxl)

12 >>The Golden looking up at snow...I do that. I don't jump up and try to bit it (yet). As we've had very little this winter it could happen.

Ex-Wife had an English Setter that would do that with Snowflakes and Butterflies.

He was a goofball.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 07:33 PM (ddphe)

13 help me out. The ICE/MN tragedy: appropriate response from the Mockingbirdmedia and our 'Public servents' should be 'Tone down the rhetoric' , right ?? i am not hearing that . Does anybody know what characteritics of an event warrant the 'Tone down the Rhetoric' template ? thanks in advance.

Posted by: shitizenCane at January 07, 2026 07:34 PM (5LiC7)

14 Prayers and best wishes to all Monors for safety and health tonight. Been a blast reading you all day.

Don't let your meatloaf.

Posted by: sifty boones at January 07, 2026 07:35 PM (oJkoy)

15 I would pay good money to hang out with a panda for an afternoon, they're so silly I can't believe they live in the wild. They look like they smell like a wet dog though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2026 07:35 PM (AywZy)

16 @lizcollin 53m
Signs removed today after Hilton cut ties with this Hampton Inn for refusing DHS agents rooms in Lakeville
Posted by: weft cut-loop

That was in Lakeville? That's the outer-ring suburbs. Probably wasn't even considered a suburb 20 years ago, more of an exurb or "bedroom community." That shouldn't be crazy democrat land. Maybe the hotel really was full of illegal employees.

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 07:35 PM (nhCoE)

17 Top photo reminded me of this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTmatjyd4KM

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

18 Does anybody know what characteritics of an event warrant the 'Tone down the Rhetoric' template ? thanks in advance.
Posted by: shitizenCane

When something could trigger normies to violence.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2026 07:36 PM (iW7pR)

19 Declare rebellion.

Burn home base to the ground.

Profit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 07, 2026 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

20 A pet rock is smarter than most MN politicians.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 07:37 PM (2GVsD)

21 I think the dog stealing the pillow is a little sus but who the hell points a camera at their bed?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2026 07:38 PM (AywZy)

22 Signs removed today after Hilton cut ties with this Hampton Inn for refusing DHS agents rooms in Lakeville
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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New name, "Illegal Inn" Our border, er door is always open!!!!

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:38 PM (WDjG6)

23 Dogs. I miss having a doggeh.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 07:39 PM (Cw/ar)

24 I think the dog stealing the pillow is a little sus but who the hell points a camera at their bed?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2026 07:38 PM (AywZy)

David French.

Jonah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 07, 2026 07:39 PM (zZu0s)

25 Was I adopted?

You haz a flavor.

Posted by: The Dog at January 07, 2026 07:40 PM (nhCoE)

26 Trumpenfuhrer reports amicable convo with Colombian president, who's a bit of a clown and has been a big trash-talker both before/after the little Caracas thing. Petro coming to meet at the WH.

Haven't seen anything specific since, but the first public statement by the acting prez of Venezuela following her promotion by Delta Force was extremely conciliatory.

As with many past applications of US power (many of them wildly mischaracterized by people who apparently didn't understand them at the time), bold action can create leverage, and many pretensions and public postures by adversaries ..... simply evaporate.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 07:41 PM (U/Byj)

27 I think the dog stealing the pillow is a little sus but who the hell points a camera at their bed?
Posted by: CaliGirl

The OnlyFans shows are on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.

Posted by: The Dog at January 07, 2026 07:41 PM (nhCoE)

28 I think the dog stealing the pillow is a little sus but who the hell points a camera at their bed?
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2026 07:38 PM (AywZy)

People in them Paranormal Activity movies.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 07, 2026 07:41 PM (u1qVW)

29 It seems that the victim's "wife" was outside the vehicle filming, when all this happened.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 07, 2026 07:41 PM (+mUZM)

30 The top photo may be AI. Would it matter?

Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

31 20 A pet rock is smarter than most MN politicians.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Let' check that hypothesis
Sen. Klobachar, salad with a comb, check,
Lt. Gov., wears a hijab, check
Mayor eats Somali food and nearly throws up on camera, check
Gov Timmy, a war evader, possible groomer, and about as manly as Dylan Mulvaney, check,
AG Ellison, "Critics have said the state officials, including you and the governor, did not act fast enough or quickly enough to investigate charges of fraud against the Feeding Our Future and did little to flag their allegations to federal authorities. I know you said it was the federal government that didn’t move fast enough. Is there any — is there something you wish you had done differently?

KEITH ELLISON: No." Checkmate.

Hypothesis confirmed and you have unlocked the next level.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:43 PM (WDjG6)

32 Sharing some food with beggars.

Smart horse. That keeps the bird crap out of his food bucket.

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 07:43 PM (nhCoE)

33
The ICE/MN tragedy: appropriate response from the Mockingbirdmedia and our 'Public servents' should be 'Tone down the rhetoric' , right ??

Instead it's Pump Up the Volume Pump Up the Volume.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2026 07:43 PM (pkeXY)

34 I was hoping Ace would find Tweaker Geographic and work it into the Cafe lineup.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 07:43 PM (ddphe)

35 It seems that the victim's "wife" was outside the vehicle filming, when all this happened.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 07, 2026 07:41 PM

Will no one think of us?

Posted by: Karen's Cats at January 07, 2026 07:44 PM (Wnv9h)

36 29 It seems that the victim's "wife" was outside the vehicle filming, when all this happened.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Bonus points if the driver said to her, "Hold Muh Beer and Watch This!!!!"

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:44 PM (WDjG6)

37 They say tone down ghe rhetoric yet they keep cranking it up and their people act on it.

Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2026 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

38 It seems that the victim's "wife" was outside the vehicle filming, when all this happened.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Apparently, the child of the deadee lost his father some time ago. I wonder what will become of this part of this?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 07:45 PM (cYBz/)

39 Pet rocks have intelligence on par with cats in that they are able to trick humans into taking them into their homes and taking care of them.

Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

40 Bat-free in 2026 so far. Thanks Ace!

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at January 07, 2026 07:47 PM (oftw2)

41 37 They say tone down ghe rhetoric yet they keep cranking it up and their people act on it.
Posted by: Skip

They mean for the Right and Normies to notice what despicable people the Left are. Thieves, coddling criminals, hatred of faith, hatred of cis-normal, hatred of law, of Israel, etc.

By their fruits, ye shall know them.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:47 PM (WDjG6)

42 An excellent news reporting day overall, but I would like to give extra kudos to Ace on the Planet Fitness feel-o-rama and to the Horde for Zaprudering the bishop-flogging.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2026 07:47 PM (kpS4V)

43 It's only turn down the rhetoric when it's a white normie.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 07:47 PM (Cw/ar)

44 Instead it's Pump Up the Volume Pump Up the Volume.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
=======
Since the Democrats are a Crime Syndicate, they are going Joker because their money is going to be taken away.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:48 PM (WDjG6)

45 Theory:

Walz knows he's fucked in the DOJ investigation of the welfare fraud in the state. He's received a targeting letter and sees his subservients testifying to Congress that he knew.

What does he have to lose to lead the Second Civil War?

I imagine MN state lawyers are screaming at his staff right now. "Do not do this!!!! Insurrection Act! The US military!"

Posted by: TJM's phone at January 07, 2026 07:49 PM (GBKbO)

46 Signs, signs, Hampton Inn signs.
Coming off the portico, and the roof line.
FA'd and found out.
Goodbye to those signs

Posted by: 5 Man Electrical Band at January 07, 2026 07:49 PM (8JzZF)

47 I will repeat this

Leftists think International Law is scared text.

But US law is open to negotiation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 07:49 PM (2GVsD)

48 LG�s elevator prank that made everyone scream😱
— internet archiva (@internetarchiva)

I'm old enough to remember when they did that.

OK, that's not very old, it was only 13 years ago.

Here's the original:
https://youtu.be/NeXMxuNNlE8

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 07:49 PM (nhCoE)

49 Just got home. Now to cook dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 07:50 PM (KMPdZ)

50 By their fruits, ye shall know them.
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:47 PM

Isn't it fabulous?

Posted by: San Francisco at January 07, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)

51
As with many past applications of US power (many of them wildly mischaracterized by people who apparently didn't understand them at the time), bold action can create leverage, and many pretensions and public postures by adversaries ..... simply evaporate.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 07:41 PM (U/Byj)

Any thoughts on Iran?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2026 07:50 PM (AywZy)

52 Apparently, the child of the deadee lost his father some time ago. I wonder what will become of this part of this?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 07:45 PM (cYBz/)

Poor kid. I am sorry his mother didn't put him first.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 07:51 PM (Cw/ar)

53 Walz knows he's fucked in the DOJ investigation of the welfare fraud in the state. He's received a targeting letter and sees his subservients testifying to Congress that he knew.

What does he have to lose to lead the Second Civil War?

I imagine MN state lawyers are screaming at his staff right now. "Do not do this!!!! Insurrection Act! The US military!"
Posted by: TJM's phone

Do it Timmy! You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 07:51 PM (KMPdZ)

54 They know their psychos will still commit acts of violence. When they say to tone down the rhetoric, they mean "Normies, you should go in public unarmed."

Posted by: Wally at January 07, 2026 07:52 PM (DEw/K)

55 Walz knows he's fucked in the DOJ investigation of the welfare fraud in the state. He's received a targeting letter and sees his subservients testifying to Congress that he knew.

*looks around*
To me! Liberty!!

Posted by: Aristagoras of Miletus (tyrant) at January 07, 2026 07:52 PM (gKWVE)

56 Armories and air bases across MN are probably right now receiving Title 10 activation orders to quell civil unrest.

Lloyd and Whig, IIRC Guard O-6s and above have to be approved by Congress correct?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)

57 What does he have to lose to lead the Second Civil War?

I imagine MN state lawyers are screaming at his staff right now. "Do not do this!!!! Insurrection Act! The US military!"
Posted by: TJM's phone

=====
Just open the indictment on that dirtbag and Ellison.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:52 PM (WDjG6)

58 49 Just got home. Now to cook dinner.
Posted by: rickb223

You go out? There's...people...out there...

Posted by: Hirsute and Hisute at January 07, 2026 07:52 PM (oftw2)

59 There are clips on YT of a Brazilian show that did some crazy elevator pranks. Some of the reactions make me wonder if any of the victims ever set foot in an elevator again.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 07, 2026 07:52 PM (h/O4U)

60 Lloyd and Whig, IIRC Guard O-6s and above have to be approved by Congress correct?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Yep. Promotion List. The exception to the rule is the Adjutant General of the State who is often a political crony.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:53 PM (WDjG6)

61 Dang. Trump's Folly may turn out to be a real thing. He is serious about buying Greenland. That would be hugely historic. I say go for it.

Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

62 The ICE/MN tragedy: appropriate response from the Mockingbirdmedia and our 'Public servents' should be 'Tone down the rhetoric' , right ??

Some lady died on an ICE-y road.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 07:53 PM (KMPdZ)

63 Snow zoomies.. 😂

Puppies have two speeds: Ludicrous and Asleep.

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 07:53 PM (nhCoE)

64 This is kinda tasty:
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NYC mayoral aide who says whites owning homes is racist bursts into TEARS when asked about her mother's $1.4m home
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Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 07:53 PM (krQz2)

65 Willowed but so good I had to put it here:
358 309 Her occupation is (err was ) poet.

Posted by: Really??
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She has now joined the Dead Poet's Society.
Posted by: whig

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 07:54 PM (fd80v)

66 Dead Poet Society

Her prose is now decomposing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 07:55 PM (2GVsD)

67 Do it Timmy! You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't!
Posted by: rickb223
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Only in Africa can Sgt Majors end up running countries. In the Civilized World, not so much. Even in Greece, you had to be a colonel.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:55 PM (WDjG6)

68 NYC mayoral aide who says whites owning homes is racist bursts into TEARS when asked about her mother's $1.4m home
---

Posted by: Axeman

But she's an adult, correct?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 07:55 PM (cYBz/)

69 You go out? There's...people...out there...
Posted by: Hirsute and Hisute

Unfortunately, 3 days a week.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 07:55 PM (KMPdZ)

70
What does he have to lose to lead the Second Civil War?

I imagine MN state lawyers are screaming at his staff right now. "Do not do this!!!! Insurrection Act! The US military!"
Posted by: TJM's phone at January 07

His wife, Gwen, screeching in the background “you better get your name in the history books, Timothy! You better do something big and important, Timothy. We deserve this!”

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 07:55 PM (pZEOD)

71 His wife, Gwen, screeching in the background “you better get your name in the history books, Timothy! You better do something big and important, Timothy. We deserve this!”
Posted by: Piper
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Which one of that couple is Thelma and which is Louise?

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:56 PM (WDjG6)

72 Unfortunately, 3 days a week.
Posted by: rickb223
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Slacker, the Beatles did Eight Days a Week and made it a hit.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:57 PM (WDjG6)

73 LG’s elevator prank that made everyone scream

Ok, that's pretty good. Heart attacks aren't always fatal, right?

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2026 07:57 PM (3arSl)

74 Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at January 07, 2026 07:57 PM (Ia/+0)

75 61 Dang. Trump's Folly may turn out to be a real thing. He is serious about buying Greenland. That would be hugely historic. I say go for it.
Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
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Trump and Melania on narwhal tusk thrones!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2026 07:57 PM (kpS4V)

76 But she's an adult, correct?
Posted by: Tonypete

On the left, you are not an adult. Full stop. Mebbe when dead.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:58 PM (WDjG6)

77 NYC mayoral aide who says whites owning homes is racist bursts into TEARS when asked about her mother's $1.4m home
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Posted by: Axeman

But she's an adult, correct?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 07:55 PM (cYBz/)
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She has some of the stats for one.

Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 07:58 PM (krQz2)

78 On the left, you are not an adult. Full stop. Mebbe when dead.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:58 PM (WDjG6)
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Weird, because when you're a dead conservative, you start voting Democrat.

Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 07:59 PM (krQz2)

79 There's so much stuff going on it's almost going without notice that Iran is teetering on the brink. In normal times that would be the lead story everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)

80 75 61 Dang. Trump's Folly may turn out to be a real thing. He is serious about buying Greenland. That would be hugely historic. I say go for it.
Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
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Trump and Melania on narwhal tusk thrones!
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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One thing AI is good for is visualizing this image.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 07:59 PM (WDjG6)

81 You'd think if a poet wanted to experience somewhere it would be Nantucket.

Posted by: Wally at January 07, 2026 07:59 PM (DEw/K)

82 79 There's so much stuff going on it's almost going without notice that Iran is teetering on the brink. In normal times that would be the lead story everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw
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We are inside a Looney Toons bubble world. Trump is Road Runner and Democrats as Wile E. Coyote. Supergenius.

Meep Meep mother fckers.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:00 PM (WDjG6)

83 So what are the odds of Iran's regime lasting until Friday prayers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 08:00 PM (2GVsD)

84 I imagine MN state lawyers are screaming at his staff right now. "Do not do this!!!! Insurrection Act! The US military!"
Posted by: TJM's phone at January 07

His wife, Gwen, screeching in the background “you better get your name in the history books, Timothy! You better do something big and important, Timothy. We deserve this!”
Posted by: Piper

I would love to be able to tap phones. The convos would be hilarious.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 08:01 PM (KMPdZ)

85 If the Greenland deal goes through, I want Trump to land there with the Immigrant Song blaring.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 07, 2026 08:01 PM (h/O4U)

86 81 You'd think if a poet wanted to experience somewhere it would be Nantucket.
Posted by: Wally

Coming soon,
"Things to do when you are dead in Nantucket. "

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:01 PM (WDjG6)

87 >>There's so much stuff going on it's almost going without notice that Iran is teetering on the brink.

Slowly...then all at once.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 08:02 PM (ddphe)

88 I would love to be able to tap phones. The convos would be hilarious.
Posted by: rickb223
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Ask Bob from NSA for the transcripts.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:02 PM (WDjG6)

89 The new food pyramid looks like pizza.

Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 08:02 PM (krQz2)

90 I experienced New Jersey a couple of times.

Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

91 85 If the Greenland deal goes through, I want Trump to land there with the Immigrant Song blaring.
Posted by: PA Dutchman
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LOL.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:03 PM (WDjG6)

92 If the Greenland deal goes through, I want Trump to land there with the Immigrant Song blaring.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 07, 2026 08:01 PM (h/O4U)

Imagining the Don with Robert Plant hair. It would be a great AI video.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 08:03 PM (Cw/ar)

93 I think we just bought Greenland.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:04 PM (cxFcK)

94 90 I experienced New Jersey a couple of times.
Posted by: fd
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I smelled it from another state's waterfront. That was enough.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:04 PM (WDjG6)

95 There's so much stuff going on it's almost going without notice that Iran is teetering on the brink. In normal times that would be the lead story everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2026 07:59 PM (viF8m)
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The Chinese curse.

Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 08:04 PM (krQz2)

96 If the Greenland deal goes through, I want Trump to land there with the Immigrant Song blaring.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at January 07, 2026 08:01 PM (h/O4U)

With kittens wearing tiny Viking helmets sticking out of his pockets.

Posted by: Jill Biden at January 07, 2026 08:04 PM (aBOIP)

97 *watches last video*

"Honey, we need a sled!"

"But JT doesn't run in a straight line!"

"HONEY WE NEED A SLED!"

Posted by: pookysgirl's son would love this at January 07, 2026 08:05 PM (Wt5PA)

98 Off, Fashion Disaster sock!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 07, 2026 08:05 PM (aBOIP)

99 imagine MN state lawyers are screaming at his staff right now. "Do not do this!!!! Insurrection Act! The US military!"
Posted by: TJM's phone at January 07

Considering what Minnisomolia has become over the past 10 years, I doubt there are none but only true believers left in the state government. They're probably crafting defenses for Dim Balz' behavior.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2026 08:05 PM (mlg/3)

100 There is another angle now being shown where the officer looks like he is trying to get out of being in front on the vehicle, but she keeps heading towards him and hits him with her car.

She had been following and harassing ICE agents multiple times today, per x- maybe Kristi Noem said it in her presser, but I didn’t watch the whole thing.

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 08:06 PM (p4NUW)

101 The Chinese curse.
Posted by: Axeman

In internet time, it becomes "May you live in VERY interesting times."

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:06 PM (WDjG6)

102 >I smelled it from another state's waterfront. That was enough.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:04 PM (WDjG6)

North Jersey is a whole different animal from South Jersey. We are have a place in Cape May. It's an awesome town.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 07, 2026 08:06 PM (GTqXr)

103 Dead poet wasn't even mentioned in her husband's obit.

Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2026 08:06 PM (uQzkA)

104 Coming soon,
"Things to do when you are dead in Nantucket. "
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:01 PM (WDjG6)
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"Go to the polls" is obviously on there.

Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 08:07 PM (krQz2)

105 Who else saw "Excellent prancing" and assumed it linked to a Tim Walz video?

Posted by: tankdemon at January 07, 2026 08:07 PM (ZoXoN)

106 100 There is another angle now being shown where the officer looks like he is trying to get out of being in front on the vehicle, but she keeps heading towards him and hits him with her car.

She had been following and harassing ICE agents multiple times today, per x- maybe Kristi Noem said it in her presser, but I didn’t watch the whole thing.
Posted by: Piper
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Yep. I think Jackstraw posted one of those. This is going to backfire on the left because now all her actions as a transient for the left are going to be scrutinized.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:07 PM (WDjG6)

107 She is an ex-poet.

Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 08:07 PM (krQz2)

108 Lots of protesters in the streets and GOV Walz asking people to rise up throughout the country - y’all, he really does think he is capable of doing something here that doesn’t result in him being thrown in the basement, doesn’t he?

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 08:07 PM (p4NUW)

109 AI video of Trump as Superman, capture of Maduro, Winnie the Xi hiding in a bear costume, and Rocket Man getting nervous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTovfz3w_hs

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 08:07 PM (2GVsD)

110 Whoa! Some hot shit Iranian general just defected.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:08 PM (cxFcK)

111 Whoa! Some hot shit Iranian general just defected.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:08 PM (cxFcK)
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Take him back. He's defective.

Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 08:09 PM (krQz2)

112 Trump announces "ban" on large institutional investors buying any more single-family homes, although he did seem to acknowledge that this will require Congressional approval.

Hmmm... is preventing you from buying something a "taking" under the Fifth Amendment, or is that limited to actual, you know, taking?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:09 PM (IG3/x)

113 South Jersey is Delmarva sand.
North Jersey is Appalachian rock.
The North ends at the Delaware Memorial Bridge.

Posted by: Accomack at January 07, 2026 08:10 PM (8jVAy)

114 "Go to the polls" is obviously on there.
Posted by: Axeman
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Decomposing is another.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:10 PM (WDjG6)

115 10 We all appreciate the mephitic-free bouquet of the Café tonight, Ace!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Hungry Leopard Seal at January 07, 2026 08:11 PM (ZoXoN)

116 Hmmm... is preventing you from buying something a "taking" under the Fifth Amendment, or is that limited to actual, you know, taking?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Nope. It is not. Ironically, you have a property right to something you already have but not the right to acquire future property. Bill of Rights is a negative check, not a grant of positive rights.

Zoning cases are classic examples where a seller does not have the right to demand changing of zoning so the property would bring a higher price from buyers. Not a taking.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:12 PM (WDjG6)

117 The ex-poet will be an afterthought. If she'd killed the ICE agent, she'd be another Luigi Mangione to the left. But she didn't and she's dead.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 08:13 PM (Cw/ar)

118 One thing I noticed about NJ is they have a lot of Brunswicks but no Brunswick stew.

Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

119 107 She is an ex-poet.
Posted by: Axeman
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Beautiful plumage, Norwegian Blue.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:14 PM (WDjG6)

120 The Union North, to be more clear.
IMO, corporations are contrivances with no inherent legal standing.

Posted by: Accomack at January 07, 2026 08:14 PM (8jVAy)

121 Brunswick stew.
Posted by: fd
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Go to the better Brunswick in GA for that.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:14 PM (WDjG6)

122 > Trump announces "ban" on large institutional investors buying any more single-family homes

Blackstone is down 5% just today, around $10 billion in market cap.

That will leave a mark.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:14 PM (IG3/x)

123 Whoa! Some hot shit Iranian general just defected.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

Another one got whacked today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2026 08:15 PM (+YoHw)

124 > Zoning cases are classic examples where a seller does not have the right to demand changing of zoning so the property would bring a higher price from buyers. Not a taking.
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:12 PM (WDjG6)

Thanks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:15 PM (IG3/x)

125 Yep. I think Jackstraw posted one of those. This is going to backfire on the left because now all her actions as a transient for the left are going to be scrutinized.
Posted by: whig at

Oops! Sorry Jackstraw for reposting like it’s new news!

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 08:16 PM (pZEOD)

126 She has some of the stats for one.
Posted by: Axeman

being able to PMS and cry isn't the stat for an adult, it's the stat for a teenager

Posted by: gKWVE at January 07, 2026 08:16 PM (gKWVE)

127 Did Brunswick stew originate in Georgia? I recall eating it in SC as a child. So good.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 08:16 PM (Cw/ar)

128 The ex-poet will be an afterthought. If she'd killed the ICE agent, she'd be another Luigi Mangione to the left. But she didn't and she's dead.

Her namesake, St. Rachel the Flat-Hearted, was also unclear on the deadliness of vehicles.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2026 08:16 PM (3arSl)

129 Here's one of the dead poet's works, which actually one a prize! https://tinyurl.com/5yftpazy

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2026 08:16 PM (Jfw7U)

130 122 > Trump announces "ban" on large institutional investors buying any more single-family homes

Blackstone is down 5% just today, around $10 billion in market cap.

That will leave a mark.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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They have no one to blame but themselves. They are around a metro area near me and the horror stories of them as a landlord and their maintenance practices are enough that local governments are restricting them from buying whole subdivisions due to the ill effects on housing and other problems.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:16 PM (WDjG6)

131 Lovely picture up top.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 07, 2026 08:18 PM (ITut0)

132 Trump announces "ban" on large institutional investors buying any more single-family homes, although he did seem to acknowledge that this will require Congressional approval.

Hmmm... is preventing you from buying something a "taking" under the Fifth Amendment, or is that limited to actual, you know, taking?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:09 PM (IG3/x)

Intent is sound, might be hard to accomplish. Perhaps a Federal "absentee owner" tax on real property? If an entity owns a piece of habitable residential property, and does not occupy it personally, or place family in it, they are assessed a tax of 0.5% of market value per year. Tax rate to rise commensurate with the number of properties owned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2026 08:18 PM (8zz6B)

133 127 Did Brunswick stew originate in Georgia? I recall eating it in SC as a child. So good.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Georgia and Virginia claim it as their own. Some speculate, however, it was German in origin and part of teh Germans settling in the New World.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:18 PM (WDjG6)

134 > Her namesake, St. Rachel the Flat-Hearted, was also unclear on the deadliness of vehicles.

Not to be confused with me, a common mistake.

Posted by: St. Greta the Flat-Chested at January 07, 2026 08:19 PM (IG3/x)

135 64 This is kinda tasty:
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NYC mayoral aide who says whites owning homes is racist bursts into TEARS when asked about her mother's $1.4m home
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Posted by: Axeman at January 07, 2026 07:53 PM (krQz2)

I watched her statement on Tic/Toc, or wherever. She is a lunatic. Certifiable.

Posted by: javems at January 07, 2026 08:19 PM (IOi0I)

136 help me out. The ICE/MN tragedy: appropriate response from the Mockingbirdmedia and our 'Public servents' should be 'Tone down the rhetoric' , right ?? i am not hearing that . Does anybody know what characteritics of an event warrant the 'Tone down the Rhetoric' template ? thanks in advance.
Posted by: shitizenCane at January 07, 2026 07:34 PM (5LiC7)

for Dems: "Tone down the Rhetoric" means "We are guilty and your attacks are hurting us"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2026 08:19 PM (8avO+)

137 Trump announces "ban" on large institutional investors buying any more single-family homes, although he did seem to acknowledge that this will require Congressional approval.

Hmmm... is preventing you from buying something a "taking" under the Fifth Amendment, or is that limited to actual, you know, taking?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I don't think cock blocking is taking.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 08:20 PM (KMPdZ)

138 Hmmm... is preventing you from buying something a "taking" under the Fifth Amendment, or is that limited to actual, you know, taking?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:09 PM (IG3/x)

Given that the courts have permitted the government to forbid company x from buying company y, I'd assume that it isn't a taking but for the fact that Trump is doing it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 07, 2026 08:20 PM (ExV1e)

139 Intent is sound, might be hard to accomplish. Perhaps a Federal "absentee owner" tax on real property? If an entity owns a piece of habitable residential property, and does not occupy it personally, or place family in it, they are assessed a tax of 0.5% of market value per year. Tax rate to rise commensurate with the number of properties owned.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That would probably be considered a direct tax and thus unconstitutional. My guess though is Congress might actually move on that as popular. Then again, Orangemanbad.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:20 PM (WDjG6)

140 79
' Iran is teetering on the brink. '

Oh Hell. They're always teetering.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 08:21 PM (fd80v)

141 127 Did Brunswick stew originate in Georgia? I recall eating it in SC as a child. So good.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Georgia and Virginia claim it as their own. Some speculate, however, it was German in origin and part of teh Germans settling in the New World.
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:18 PM (WDjG6)

I'd guess the origin was Brunswick Germans settling in the new world unsettled areas, hence the traditional use of wild game shot or trapped for the pot for the stew. In Germany that would be less common.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2026 08:22 PM (8avO+)

142 Haven't seen much MSM in forever, so dunno, but imagine they're downplaying Iran anyway - not really very happy about an incredibly vile dangerous regime slipping into the trash.

ICE has arrested several people for obstruction (one was just convicted in LA) the last several months. They generally avoid/outmaneuver them, but eventually get fed up and arrest them.

The dead poet was apparently one of these types.

You can see one agent approaching her open window, presumably telling her to exit the vehicle (this was said by somebody, maybe Kristi herself). This was going to be another obstruction arrest.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)

143 That lead photo has to be AI ...

Wolves don't whelp in the middle of winter

Posted by: browndog biting ankles at January 07, 2026 08:23 PM (3sXRv)

144 68
'NYC mayoral aide who says whites owning homes is racist bursts into TEARS when asked about her mother's $1.4m home'

I never would have guessed she would be emotionally unstable.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 08:23 PM (fd80v)

145 "Iranian protesters rename Tehran street after Trump, plead 'don't let them kill us' amid crackdown"
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Headline at Fox. Things are moving very rapidly there.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:23 PM (WDjG6)

146 Sheinbaum is taking up the slack from Venezuela by shipping Mexican to Cuber. Mexicans are pissed.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:23 PM (cxFcK)

147 “Ny’ers were shocked about the aide to mayor isis being a I hate white white girl? Nah. We’ve been living under what is basically a Caribbean government , state and city, for the last 15 years. It makes perfect sense.

Posted by: front towards enemy at January 07, 2026 08:23 PM (TIizU)

148 Not to be confused with me, a common mistake.
Posted by: St. Greta the Flat-Chested at January 07, 2026 08:19 PM (IG3/x)

Ah, but recent photos dating to your Gaza Flotilla adventures suggest the lung warts are beginning to assert themselves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2026 08:23 PM (8zz6B)

149 Actually weft, the first, already prosecuted MN fraud case (Feeding our Future) relied on state guvamint whistleblowers, I think, for some of the evidence.

I know that fed and state investigators have cited whistleblowers in these cases.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 08:24 PM (U/Byj)

150 Dead poet's mom said dead poet would never be involved in any of this craziness. Um, ok. She dead.

Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2026 08:24 PM (uQzkA)

151 You can see one agent approaching her open window, presumably telling her to exit the vehicle (this was said by somebody, maybe Kristi herself). This was going to be another obstruction arrest.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)

They need to start setting the bail high on these types and slow walking the process. Its not supposed to be a fun time.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2026 08:24 PM (8avO+)

152 > If an entity owns a piece of habitable residential property, and does not occupy it personally, or place family in it, they are assessed a tax of 0.5% of market value per year. Tax rate to rise commensurate with the number of properties owned.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2026 08:18 PM (8zz6B)

Good point.

My local government already has different property tax rates for different classes. Owner-occupied dwellings get an exemption of 40% off the assessed value. There are others (most notably, senior citizens and disabled veterans pay half the tax as whippersnappers.... thanks, kids!)

As far as I know, no one has ever challenged this.

Posted by: St. Greta the Flat-Chested at January 07, 2026 08:24 PM (IG3/x)

153 >>Oops! Sorry Jackstraw for reposting like it’s new news!

No apology necessary. The more information the better.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2026 08:24 PM (viF8m)

154 Trump withdraws US from participation/$$ in 66 international organizations. Nice.

Trumpmas, so close to the holidays.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 08:25 PM (U/Byj)

155 122 > Trump announces "ban" on large institutional investors buying any more single-family homes

Blackstone is down 5% just today, around $10 billion in market cap.

That will leave a mark
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

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They were trying this stunt in Florida again, same as after the 2008 meltdown.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 07, 2026 08:26 PM (mnLCl)

156 Which politician's daughter owns the epi pen company that jacked prices up sky high?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 08:27 PM (KMPdZ)

157 Who else saw "Excellent prancing" and assumed it linked to a Tim Walz video?
Posted by: tankdemon

* raises hand *

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 08:27 PM (nhCoE)

158
36F in Minneapolis now, low of 27 predicted, wind 8 mph. I like the idea of cooling off rioters with water.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2026 08:27 PM (VWtfl)

159 150 Dead poet's mom said dead poet would never be involved in any of this craziness. Um, ok. She dead.
Posted by: NCKate
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She was a good girl, turning her life around, dindu nuffin. I've heard all that before.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:28 PM (WDjG6)

160 30 The top photo may be AI. Would it matter?
Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

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No. But all the AI slop videos on Youtube are ruining the viewing experience for me

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 07, 2026 08:28 PM (mnLCl)

161 156 Which politician's daughter owns the epi pen company that jacked prices up sky high?
Posted by: rickb223
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That was former WV Senator Manchin's daughter.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:28 PM (WDjG6)

162 Here's a clip of the "wife" filming the whole thing:

https://tinyurl.com/4yve7ck6

Posted by: IrishEi at January 07, 2026 08:29 PM (3ImbR)

163 KMBC 9 News has confirmed the vehicle involved in the fatal shooting involving an ICE officer is linked to Kansas City.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 08:29 PM (KMPdZ)

164 > Its not supposed to be a fun time.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2026 08:24 PM (8avO+)

Heh... remember a few years back when some Greenpeace asswipes "occupied" a Russian offshore drilling rig?

The Russkis charged them with piracy, which, guess what kids, is still a capital crime. Then they left them in a nasty Russian jail for several months, before springing them and PNG'ing them out of the country.

By sheer coincidence, the Greenpeacers haven't fucked with any Russian stuff since then.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:29 PM (IG3/x)

165 That was former WV Senator Manchin's daughter.
Posted by: whig

That's it! Thank you. I couldn't remember.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 08:30 PM (KMPdZ)

166 Water cannons?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:30 PM (IGnEY)

167 "'NYC mayoral aide who says whites owning homes is racist bursts into TEARS when asked about her mother's $1.4m home'"

Ya know, something like this deserves a link so the rest of us can enjoy.

Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 07, 2026 08:30 PM (G+z4C)

168 107
'She is an ex-poet.'
Bereft of life, she rests in peace, joined the choir invisible and gone to meet her maker.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 08:30 PM (fd80v)

169 how many MN housewives have to die so that Undocumented Guests are free to explore the vast Northern Plains in search of a better life and Somialians can have fake child care fully-funded by US citizens ?

Posted by: shitizenCane at January 07, 2026 08:30 PM (5LiC7)

170 "Dead poet's mom said dead poet would never be involved in any of this craziness. Um, ok. "

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

Posted by: gKWVE at January 07, 2026 08:30 PM (gKWVE)

171 129 Here's one of the dead poet's works, which actually one a prize! https://tinyurl.com/5yftpazy
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2026 08:16 PM (Jfw7U)

Ewwwww.

Posted by: Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings at January 07, 2026 08:31 PM (OUMOu)

172 No. But all the AI slop videos on Youtube are ruining the viewing experience for me
Posted by: JM in Illinois
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Yep. The percentage of AI on new videos is approaching 50 percent or more. Nasty slop.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:31 PM (WDjG6)

173 Drad Poets Society.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:31 PM (IGnEY)

174 Interesting, there is a small soda surcharge of 1.50 at McDonald's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 07, 2026 08:32 PM (wch7m)

175 > 171 129 Here's one of the dead poet's works, which actually one a prize! https://tinyurl.com/5yftpazy
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2026 08:16 PM (Jfw7U)

Needs more fig-stomping apes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:32 PM (IG3/x)

176 Ex poet forgot
Don't run away from the cops
Ex poet is dead

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 08:32 PM (Cw/ar)

177 >>>Sharing is caring..

Yeah, but that's not what happened. The horse was just kicking the nasty pigeon out of his feed bucket and spilled a little in the process.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2026 08:32 PM (syz1S)

178 171 129 Here's one of the dead poet's works, which actually one a prize! https://tinyurl.com/5yftpazy
Posted by: lizabth
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Perfect example of nihilist mindset.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:33 PM (WDjG6)

179 Water cannons would be interesting but it's always fun to see rubber bullets to the dick.

Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2026 08:33 PM (uQzkA)

180 Life funnier than any (comical) art.

Danish defense ministry reportedly confirms that Denmark will "shoot first, ask questions later" if US invades Greenland.

Leaving aside how absurd it is for these idiots (sadly, most of Europe) to take the bellicose talk on Greenland seriously, and not as haggling behavior, it is beyond hilarious.

First of all of course, the US already has bases in Greenland. But the idea that Denmark (or any NATO member, or all of them together) could/would resist any US military operation, anywhere, LOL.

I prefer the early 80s Denmark where an opposition politician said if his party were in power he would close the defense ministry and replace it with an answering machine that said "we surrender, in Russian".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 08:33 PM (U/Byj)

181 >>>Dog appoints himself protector over a little lamb.

That's all well and good, but where's the milk?

--Little Lamb

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 07, 2026 08:34 PM (syz1S)

182 176 Ex poet forgot
Don't run away from the cops
Ex poet is dead
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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It is a change I guess from a budding rap star. I guess White Lesbian Leftist Women write bad poetry instead.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:34 PM (WDjG6)

183 @172 -- Not to mention the AI narration with the incorrect pronunciations, incoherent pauses, and outright fabrication.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 07, 2026 08:34 PM (XMwZJ)

184 We all appreciate the mephitic-free bouquet of the Café tonight, Ace! - Duncanthrax

Probably due to an absence of bat-related material.

Posted by: Paco at January 07, 2026 08:34 PM (2L+MU)

185 "'NYC mayoral aide who says whites owning homes is racist bursts into TEARS when asked about her mother's $1.4m home'"

Ya know, something like this deserves a link so the rest of us can enjoy.
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch

https://tinyurl.com/4xxfr2je

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 08:35 PM (KMPdZ)

186 Water cannons would be interesting but it's always fun to see rubber bullets to the dick.
You know the drill--embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 07, 2026 08:35 PM (XMwZJ)

187 We all appreciate the mephitic-free bouquet of the Café tonight, Ace! - Duncanthrax

Probably due to an absence of bat-related material.
Posted by: Paco at January 07, 2026 08:34 PM (2L+MU)

bat, or penguin?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2026 08:36 PM (8avO+)

188 183 @172 -- Not to mention the AI narration with the incorrect pronunciations, incoherent pauses, and outright fabrication.
Posted by: Angzarr
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And bad AI art, idiotic pictures to go with the story, bad music, etc.

One AI channel does nothing but puts out Ghibli AI animation of pron songs using AI simulations of famous singers' voices to do them.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:37 PM (WDjG6)

189 186 Water cannons would be interesting but it's always fun to see rubber bullets to the dick.
You know the drill--embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
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Video today has an ICE agent firing a pepperball to teh face of an idiot protester getting too close to actions.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:37 PM (WDjG6)

190 Its not supposed to be a fun time.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2026 08:24 PM (8avO+)

Well, then they need to rename it, because Super Happy Fun Detention is very misleading in that case.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 07, 2026 08:38 PM (u1qVW)

191 180 Life funnier than any (comical) art.

Danish defense ministry reportedly confirms that Denmark will "shoot first, ask questions later" if US invades Greenland.

Leaving aside how absurd it is for these idiots (sadly, most of Europe) to take the bellicose talk on Greenland seriously, and not as haggling behavior, it is beyond hilarious.

First of all of course, the US already has bases in Greenland. But the idea that Denmark (or any NATO member, or all of them together) could/would resist any US military operation, anywhere, LOL.

I prefer the early 80s Denmark where an opposition politician said if his party were in power he would close the defense ministry and replace it with an answering machine that said "we surrender, in Russian".

Posted by: rhomboid
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The Mouse that Roared.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:38 PM (WDjG6)

192
KMBC 9 News has confirmed the vehicle involved in the fatal shooting involving an ICE officer is linked to Kansas City.
Posted by: rickb223

They got some crazy little women there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2026 08:38 PM (pkeXY)

193 More housing czar crying.

Read more: https://trib.al/IfOLnMD

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 08:38 PM (KMPdZ)

194 Honda.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:39 PM (IGnEY)

195 It is a change I guess from a budding rap star. I guess White Lesbian Leftist Women write bad poetry instead.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:34 PM (WDjG6)

She could have been a trending Only Fans influencer. We would never hear the end of it.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 08:39 PM (Cw/ar)

196 Never mind Google, it’s LG that’s evil!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 07, 2026 08:39 PM (ZVgZ4)

197 My furnace broke; today the limit switch was replaced. I told the repairman "A furnace needs to know its limitations." I crack me up. I was paying the guy $140 for the job so I figured I could subject him to some lame humor, and I find they usually work faster when I do it.

Posted by: gp at January 07, 2026 08:40 PM (GHIyr)

198 Ex poet forgot
Don't run away from the cops
Ex poet is dead
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

[This Haiku inspected by #575]

Posted by: Haiku Inspector at January 07, 2026 08:40 PM (nhCoE)

199 193
'More housing czar crying.'

Poor little princess. She didn't realize her words would make people be mean to her.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 08:41 PM (fd80v)

200 They got some crazy little women there.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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The dead poet was a professional protester and the car is likely a rental by some NGO. She was reportedly from Virginia and the 'wife' was from Colorado. Neither apparently had ties to MN.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:41 PM (WDjG6)

201 It reads differently now:

They got some crazy little women there, and I’m going to get me one.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 07, 2026 08:41 PM (ZVgZ4)

202 I think the mullahs might be falling tonight guys.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:42 PM (cxFcK)

203 She could have been a trending Only Fans influencer. We would never hear the end of it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
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Most probably. The sheer number of youngsters putting that on the internet is amazing and most get peanuts.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:42 PM (WDjG6)

204 202 I think the mullahs might be falling tonight guys.
Posted by: Blutarski
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From your lips to the Lord's ears.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:43 PM (WDjG6)

205 I think the mullahs might be falling tonight guys.
Hopefully out of a helicopter.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 07, 2026 08:43 PM (XMwZJ)

206
Ex poet forgot
Don't run away from the cops
Ex poet is dead

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Is that a high coo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2026 08:43 PM (pkeXY)

207 Someone on X: "The answer is to have Barron Trump marry Princess Isabella ( she's a 1) and we're given Greenland as dowry. Heh.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:44 PM (cxFcK)

208 More crying

Read more: https://trib.al/8NwAPZo

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 08:44 PM (KMPdZ)

209 So a Kansas City she-faggot

Posted by: gKWVE at January 07, 2026 08:44 PM (gKWVE)

210 Life funnier than any (comical) art.

Danish defense ministry reportedly confirms that Denmark will "shoot first, ask questions later" if US invades Greenland.
Posted by: rhomboid

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Posted by: Danish Minister of Defense at January 07, 2026 08:45 PM (nhCoE)

211 Was it's biatch taken into custody?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:45 PM (IGnEY)

212 A headline I'd love to see tomorrow -

"Stealth fighter drops bomb, craters runway, prevents mullahs' departure"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 07, 2026 08:46 PM (8AONa)

213 Minneapolis ICE Protest NYC Chicago Sacramento Columbus
Portland Andy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sneuc23rIg4

Breakdown of the "Russian" tanker saga:
Sanctioned Tanker Marinera (the former Bella 1) - Russian-flagged and Heading Eastbound and Down!
What's Going on With Shipping?
4 days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-XPJsB53CU

US Seizes 'Russian' Russian Tanker Marinera (ex-Bella 1) | How Was it Seized? | Other Tanker Seized
What's Going on With Shipping?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kksU9eqUcOM

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at January 07, 2026 08:46 PM (9aVck)

214 Do we have s plan to defend against a Danish invasion?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:47 PM (IGnEY)

215 I prefer the early 80s Denmark where an opposition politician said if his party were in power he would close the defense ministry and replace it with an answering machine that said "we surrender, in Russian".
====
That's what they did in 1940. Different language though.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2026 08:47 PM (RIvkX)

216 187 bat, or penguin? - Oldcat

If there is a "mephitic-free bouquet", it is because of the absence of those Nosferatu-faced flying rats of the order Chiroptera.

Posted by: Paco at January 07, 2026 08:47 PM (2L+MU)

217 Like we are worried about a country named after a pastry.

Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

218 Yep, Iran getting spicier. Extent and intensity of protests and violent confrontations increasing, not fading. A few police killed in the west (the hottest region). Protests and attacks on facilities even in Qom and other Shi'a heartland towns. Today Soleimani monuments across the country were getting the antifa/Churchill treatment. Commemorative banners to that POS have been getting burned for days.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 08:48 PM (U/Byj)

219 I hate Kansas City she-faggots.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2026 08:48 PM (RIvkX)

220 Wait. Trump hasn't imposed restrictions on the import of Danish cookies, has he?

Posted by: Paco at January 07, 2026 08:48 PM (2L+MU)

221 Do we have s plan to defend against a Danish invasion?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Us donuts will not take this laying down!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 08:48 PM (cYBz/)

222 Lego my Greenland.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:48 PM (IGnEY)

223 The problem with paying the Danegeld, is you never get rid of the Dane.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:48 PM (cxFcK)

224 217 Ha!

Posted by: gp at January 07, 2026 08:49 PM (GHIyr)

225 In Iran video I am seeing a lot of the Lion and Sun flag being flown.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2026 08:49 PM (RIvkX)

226 Do we have s plan to defend against a Danish invasion?

Posted by: Boss Moss

You are low carb, right? You can lead us.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 08:50 PM (Cw/ar)

227 Tousi says Russian media reporting the Iranians are coming and it's over but I haven't checked those at RT yet

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2026 08:50 PM (RIvkX)

228 The badass Mayor of Minneapolis held a press conference and said, "To ICE, get the f*** out of Minneapolis."

A real tough guy.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at January 07, 2026 08:50 PM (oMW+j)

229 220 Wait. Trump hasn't imposed restrictions on the import of Danish cookies, has he?
Posted by: Paco at January 07, 2026 08:48 PM
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I saw a YouTube video showing that a lot of those blue-tinned "Danish" cookies are actually made in India under very unsanitary conditions. Check the label.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2026 08:51 PM (kpS4V)

230 Slowly...then all at once.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 08:02 PM (ddphe)

The problem is that "slowly" has been going on for 30 years.

We will see if they really were surviving on banking for corrupt governments and terrorists, I guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2026 08:51 PM (rbvCR)

231 Actually Franpsycho the Danes were among the more exemplary of the countries receiving uninvited German visitors. Compare their % of surviving Jews to the Netherlands'.

Also recommend the movie "April 9".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 08:51 PM (U/Byj)

232 Shoot first and ask questions later!

Posted by: Dirty Hamlet at January 07, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

233 >>They got some crazy little women there, and I’m going to get me one.

When I was living in PR we used to go to an ex-pat bar, mostly British merchant marines, that had a house band. Not a good house band. Every single night they played that song at least once.

We begged them to learn a new song.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2026 08:51 PM (viF8m)

234 204 202 I think the mullahs might be falling tonight guys.
Posted by: Blutarski
=======
From your lips to the Lord's ears.
Posted by: whig at January 07

May the people of Iran get to return to their freedom.

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 08:51 PM (p4NUW)

235 They're probably crafting defenses for Dim Balz' behavior.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2026 08:05 PM (mlg/3)

Or building him a bunker

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2026 08:52 PM (rbvCR)

236 If they overthrow the government it will cost them $28.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:53 PM (IGnEY)

237 228
'The badass Mayor of Minneapolis held a press conference and said, "To ICE, get the f*** out of Minneapolis."'

Charge him as an accessory for the attempted murder of a federal agent.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 08:53 PM (fd80v)

238
The badass Mayor of Minneapolis held a press conference and said, "To ICE, get the f*** out of Minneapolis."

A real tough guy.

Posted by: JM in Illinois

=============

I think Scott Adams gets it right when he says the left is trying to Trump, but they can't. They don't understand that Making Profanity Great Again doesn't mean random droppings of the F-bomb.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 08:54 PM (Uo+RY)

239 Something is rotten in Denmark.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:54 PM (IGnEY)

240 Ex poet forgot
Don't run away from the cops
Ex poet is dead
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Poet f--ked around
Midwinter ICE takes no s--t
Ex-poet found out.

Posted by: mikeski haikus, too at January 07, 2026 08:54 PM (nhCoE)

241 Mexicans are claiming Trump will prove Sheinbaum achieved office through Venezuelan vote fraud. Marco should prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:54 PM (cxFcK)

242 I saw a YouTube video showing that a lot of those blue-tinned "Danish" cookies are actually made in India under very unsanitary conditions. Check the label.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

I saw that, too, but everyone I saw was made in Denmark. The Royal Dansk blue tin ones. Heck, even the off brand ones in Rouses were from Denmark, so now I wonder if it was The anti- Danish Cookie League propaganda!

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 08:55 PM (p4NUW)

243 Yeah, I seen her poetry. It's aiight, but it ain't C-i-l-l my Landlord.

Posted by: Tyrone Green at January 07, 2026 08:55 PM (0e5Te)

244 The Danish Defense Minister just released a brief statement:

"By yimminy, ve ain't a-goin' to poot up vit none-a President Trump's hi-yinks, no sirree bob! Ve vill oppose Yew Ess aggression vit all our strenk. Unless de Americans start shootin', in vich case ve yust shake hands and call it a day."

Posted by: Paco at January 07, 2026 08:55 PM (2L+MU)

245 Wow. RT is total blackout on Iran in both English and Russian.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2026 08:55 PM (RIvkX)

246 Dead Poets Society? No takers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 08:55 PM (IGnEY)

247 Looks like Tulsi has the intelligence people toeing the line.

Posted by: Accomack at January 07, 2026 08:56 PM (GbONR)

248 "Something is rotten in Denmark.
Posted by: Boss Moss"

Alas, poor Yorick.

Posted by: Dirty Hamlet at January 07, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

249 Another police official killed in town near Tehran. Huge crowds pulls down/burns current national flag in Mashad (cradle of the Islamic revolution).

The president (Pezeshkian) has been making conciliatory noises, acknowledging regime failures on the economy. Impossible to know but likely just a good cop/bad cop routine, with Khamenei (who has only been trash-talking) and the Guard playing the bad cop (and actual authority) part. The regime has done versions of this in the past in response to widespread protests.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 08:56 PM (U/Byj)

250
234 204 202 I think the mullahs might be falling tonight guys.
Posted by: Blutarski
=======
From your lips to the Lord's ears.
Posted by: whig at January 07

May the people of Iran get to return to their freedom.
Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 08:51 PM (p4NUW)”

I was just watching video on X of protestors tearing down regime statues across the country. And a huge flag that they pulled down and ripped apart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2026 08:57 PM (ukUWv)

251 Didja see this?

BREAKING: The wife of Renee Nicole Good—the 37-year-old Minneapolis shooting victim who attempted to run over an ICE officer—appears to have been outside the vehicle filming as her wife blocked ICE vehicles.
She is seen wearing a flannel shirt, walking around the vehicle and recording ICE officers.
She later runs back to the vehicle to check on Renee.
Afterward, she tells a nearby man, “That’s my wife.”
When he asks if she knows any of her wife’s relatives she could call, she responds, “We're new here. I don't have people... I can’t even breathe right now.”
Why was she outside the vehicle filming while her wife was blocking ICE officers?
Terrible.

-
That's right. She's a flannel shirt wearer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 08:57 PM (L/fGl)

252 229 I saw a YouTube video showing that a lot of those blue-tinned "Danish" cookies are actually made in India under very unsanitary conditions. Check the label. - All hail Eris

No problem. I give them to the neighbors for Christmas.

Posted by: Paco at January 07, 2026 08:57 PM (2L+MU)

253 245 Wow. RT is total blackout on Iran in both English and Russian.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
=========
Russian allies are getting a bit scarce nowadays.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 08:57 PM (WDjG6)

254 I am not black pilled, but the democrat party is leaving fewer and fewer options to Sherman's "hard hand of war." As a Southerner, I dislike Sherman, but as an American, I appreciate him as among the best soldiers this great nation has produced. There is very little difference between the Democrats of 1860 and 2026. The effective remedies remain similar as well.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 07, 2026 08:57 PM (4b7CV)

255 royal-dansk.com for those dry-as-dust brittle neutral-tasting cookies.

Posted by: gp at January 07, 2026 08:58 PM (GHIyr)

256 > First of all of course, the US already has bases in Greenland.

Nothing like the height of the Cold War, though.

However, if they're anything like the dozens of mothballed bases here in Alaska, the Air Force has kept the runways in perfect repair.

The thing is, if you've got a good runway and modern equipment, you can spin up a full-blown base pretty damned quick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:58 PM (IG3/x)

257 245 Wow. RT is total blackout on Iran in both English and Russian.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2026 08:55 PM (RIvkX)

Not too different from our own media. X is the only place I can get an idea of what’s actually happening.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2026 08:58 PM (ukUWv)

258 243
'it ain't C-i-l-l my Landlord.
Posted by: Tyrone Green'

The dog do bark but do he bite?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 08:58 PM (fd80v)

259 I saw that, too, but everyone I saw was made in Denmark. The Royal Dansk blue tin ones. Heck, even the off brand ones in Rouses were from Denmark, so now I wonder if it was The anti- Danish Cookie League propaganda!
Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 08:55 PM (p4NUW)

I would have assumed that you were the Anti-Danish Cookie League, nefariously convincing people to snack only on Kale Croissants.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 07, 2026 08:59 PM (ExV1e)

260
251

BREAKING: The wife of Renee Nicole Good—the 37-year-old Minneapolis shooting victim who attempted to run over an ICE officer—appears to have been outside the vehicle filming as her wife blocked ICE vehicles.
She is seen wearing a flannel shirt, walking around the vehicle and recording ICE officers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 08:57 PM

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Was the car a Subaru?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2026 08:59 PM (VWtfl)

261 True the Danes were exemplary in that regard,, transferring virtually every Danish Jew to Sweden overnight a la but they negotiated themselves a very soft occupation, the king never left Copenhagen, and the Danish government was not deposed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2026 08:59 PM (RIvkX)

262 Alas, poor Yorick.
Posted by: Dirty Hamlet

Did you know him?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 08:59 PM (cYBz/)

263 I was just watching video on X of protestors tearing down regime statues across the country. And a huge flag that they pulled down and ripped apart.
Posted by: Tom Servo
======
X is the place to go now for news. Things are moving so fast now that all the usual media are operating on a slow schedule and still focusing on the dead poet society member getting shot.

Even Israeli papers are behind the curve.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 09:00 PM (WDjG6)

264 Assault Honda.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:00 PM (IGnEY)

265 Were they able to retrieve the softball equipment from the back of the car?

Posted by: Wally at January 07, 2026 09:01 PM (0e5Te)

266 263 Concur.

Posted by: gp at January 07, 2026 09:01 PM (GHIyr)

267 "Did you know him?
Posted by: Tonypete"

Well...

Posted by: Dirty Hamlet at January 07, 2026 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

268 There is very little difference between the Democrats of 1860 and 2026. The effective remedies remain similar as well.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 07, 2026 08:57 PM (4b7CV)

The one big difference is that the average Confederate of 1860 could snap a pathetic creature like Tim Walz in half over his knees, and use his shinbones for toothpicks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2026 09:01 PM (ukUWv)

269 "I can’t even breathe right now.”
Why was she outside the vehicle filming while her wife was blocking ICE officers?
Terrible.

-
That's right. She's a flannel shirt wearer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 08:57 PM

"I can't breathe" is a BLM dog whistle. She should check her privilege.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 09:02 PM (Cw/ar)

270 '"I can't breathe" is a BLM dog whistle.'

It used to be. As an avid bodycam fan, I can report that every race uses it now.

Posted by: gp at January 07, 2026 09:03 PM (GHIyr)

271 You have to breathe to talk.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:04 PM (IGnEY)

272 Trump demanded Venezuela close the Helicoid, the secret police HQ and jail and torture chamber. They're doing it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 09:05 PM (cxFcK)

273 So, is the phrase of the day, "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes," or are we going with the more modern (and lazy) "FAFO"?
Please let me know so I can update my e-mail signature.

Posted by: tankdemon at January 07, 2026 09:06 PM (ZoXoN)

274 Venezuela isn't Hellacold.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:06 PM (IGnEY)

275 Franpsycho yes the Danes managed a better deal, but of course they had that advantage of being "racially" acceptable to their visitors. Quite a bit of interesting and brave shenanigans pulled by their government.

And I checked Ria Novosti, couldn't believe it - not a mention of Iran. To Russians who consume only the pathetic official media, this will perhaps be similar to how many Japanese felt in June '44 - "we're winning, our fighting spirit cannot be matched by the foreign devils .... oh, and BTW, we just lost the Marianas".

Though many russkis won't care, and the loss of one more "ally" of some convenience won't change much.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 09:06 PM (U/Byj)

276 >>>It seems that the victim's "wife
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She wasn't a victim.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 07, 2026 09:07 PM (xvXg6)

277 FAFO. Or Darwin Award Nominee is always in style.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 09:07 PM (Cw/ar)

278 Copenhagen!? Keep it away from me. Hillbilly cocaine.

Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

279 🚨 STAGGERING: 129,000 MISSING CHILDREN FOUND — AND THE HORROR STORIES ARE REAL 🚨
Tom Homan just dropped one of the most disturbing updates yet on what happened to children smuggled into the U.S. under the last administration.
According to Homan, nearly half a million children were brought into the country, separated from families, and released to sponsors who were not properly vetted. Of those, the government lost track of roughly 300,000 kids.
And for years — no one was even looking.
That changed under Donald Trump.
Homan says that since January, a joint operation involving ICE, FBI, and Department of Health and Human Services has already located over 129,000 of these children.
Let that sink in.
129,000 kids who were essentially written off before.
And what they’re finding is horrific.
Homan says many children were:
released to fake or unverified addresses
assigned to “sponsors” holding up to 16 kids at once
sent to parking lots, hotels, or addresses where they never lived
forced into labor
kept out of school
sexually abused or trafficked
living in what he described as “atrocious” conditions

Some, he confirmed, have already died.
(Cont)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:08 PM (KMPdZ)

280 Even more chilling — many of these children had no digital footprint, making them nearly impossible to trace. Investigators instead had to track down the sponsors, many of whom were never properly screened in the first place.

Homan says one of President Trump’s first phone calls after taking office made this a top priority:

“I want you to create a secure border.
I want you to oversee a massive deportation operation.
And I want you to find these kids.”

Some of the children have now aged out — over 18 — but Homan says that does not end the search, because adults can still be victims of forced labor and sex trafficking.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:08 PM (KMPdZ)

281 169 how many MN housewives have to die so that Undocumented Guests are free to explore the vast Northern Plains in search of a better life and Somialians can have fake child care fully-funded by US citizens ?
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*updated*

how many MN housewives and/or NGO(taxpayer-funded) Professional Activists that 'Crossed the Border' from Kansas City have to die so that Undocumented Guests are free to explore the vast Northern Plains in search of a better life and Somialians can have fake child care fully-funded by US citizens ?

Posted by: shitizenCane at January 07, 2026 09:08 PM (5LiC7)

282 This plan of running Venezuela without taking it over is really high risk, but I think Trump and Rubio might pull it off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2026 09:08 PM (ukUWv)

283 We often hear the euphemism "Is this really the hill you want to die on?" but now we need to literally ask the Left, "Is the Somali fraud machine and the invasion of unemployable Guatemalans really the hill you want to die on?"

Posted by: Wally at January 07, 2026 09:08 PM (0e5Te)

284 The downside of bodycams is that detainees know they can sling any kind of shit at the cops, and the cops can't beat the crap out of them on cam. There's an emerging culture of performative defiance where the same set of delay and abuse tactics is crystallizing. 'I can't breathe. I need to call my mommy. No, I'm not under arrest. I'm looking at my phone now, I can't hear you. I don't feel safe with that officer. That officer touched my junk.' etc.

Posted by: gp at January 07, 2026 09:09 PM (GHIyr)

285 Not too different from our own media. X is the only place I can get an idea of what’s actually happening.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I finally signed up for X tonight. I will resist posting there.

But this little nugget in feed,

"REPORTER: Dems say you're WINGING Venezuela, you have no plan!

SEC. MARCO RUBIO: "Yeah, I know. They're gonna say that. I used to be a senator too! That's what you ALWAYS say!"

"It's not just speculating what's gonna happen - IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING."

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 09:10 PM (WDjG6)

286 Like we are worried about a country named after a pastry.
Posted by: fd at January 07, 2026 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

I dunno, Bismarck was a pretty tough character

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2026 09:11 PM (rbvCR)

287 So, is the phrase of the day, "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes," or are we going with the more modern (and lazy) "FAFO"?
Please let me know so I can update my e-mail signature.
Posted by: tankdemon

FAFO. Or Darwin Award Nominee is always in style.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

Be inclusive! All three are good.

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 09:11 PM (nhCoE)

288 >> The answer is to have Barron Trump marry Princess Isabella ( she's a 1) and we're given Greenland as dowry. Heh.

Okay, but who is going to marry Crown Princess Noor Pahlavi, future Padishah Empress of Iran?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 07, 2026 09:11 PM (w6EFb)

289 Erf.

I thought this was the Cafe.

Yeeeesh. Have at it, folks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 07, 2026 09:12 PM (m+Iyu)

290 Okay, but who is going to marry Crown Princess Noor Pahlavi, future Padishah Empress of Iran?
Posted by: publius

Oh my.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 09:13 PM (cYBz/)

291 It says Cafe.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:13 PM (IGnEY)

292 Thanks rickb. The whole child trafficking atrocity, which was always part of mass illegal migration and became a holocaust under the vegetable's vile regime, is among the most heinous of the crimes that vapid moral narcissistic open-borders cretins simply don't care about.

The conference of bishops will vomit up some idiotic incitement about illegals who lower wages, take American jobs, and overwhelm/degrade school districts. Don't recall them ever sullying themselves by mentioning the mass trafficking of children they (in effect) actively support.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 09:14 PM (U/Byj)

293 Okay, but who is going to marry Crown Princess Noor Pahlavi, future Padishah Empress of Iran?
Posted by: publius

I'll take one for the team.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:14 PM (KMPdZ)

294 Okay, but who is going to marry Crown Princess Noor Pahlavi, future Padishah Empress of Iran?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 07, 2026 09:11 PM (w6EFb)
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I suppose I could take one for the team.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 07, 2026 09:14 PM (ESVrU)

295 Mexicans are claiming Trump will prove Sheinbaum achieved office through Venezuelan vote fraud. Marco should prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:54 PM (cxFcK)

Elon said that "The most entertaining outcome is the most likely."

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2026 09:14 PM (rbvCR)

296 Hi, Nurse!

*pats chair*

Have a seat next to me, and let me buy you a drink... We can lurk n listen from here.

Posted by: JQ at January 07, 2026 09:15 PM (rdVOm)

297 Goldie Ghamari - YouTube

Live updates on Iranian Revolution.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:15 PM (KMPdZ)

298 I canceled my X account months ago because the news tempo was winding me up too much. I didn't sign up for news stuff, but it came to obsess me. So true the other media just can't keep up, which ain't surprising seeing how the other media is shrinking both viewership and workers.

Posted by: gp at January 07, 2026 09:15 PM (GHIyr)

299 Okay, but who is going to marry Crown Princess Noor Pahlavi, future Padishah Empress of Iran?
After careful consideration, I'll make the sacrifice. I'll be in my bunk...contact me if she accepts.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 07, 2026 09:16 PM (XMwZJ)

300 Has the WNBA season started yet?

Posted by: Green Dildo Manufacturers of America at January 07, 2026 09:19 PM (Q+gd/)

301 Did Mike Pence really take $430,000 from Islammic Jihad?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:19 PM (IGnEY)

302 Holy shit. Goldie is ripping ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:20 PM (KMPdZ)

303
Some of the children have now aged out — over 18 — but Homan says that does not end the search, because adults can still be victims of forced labor and sex trafficking.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:08 PM (KMPdZ)

Another timely reminder of just how evil and decadent these people are. Thank you.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 07, 2026 09:20 PM (4b7CV)

304 Did Mike Pence really take $430,000 from Islammic Jihad?
Posted by: Boss Moss

That's what Laura Loomer claims.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:20 PM (KMPdZ)

305 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:21 PM (IGnEY)

306 There's a dead poet who won't be needing her wnba season tickets now

Posted by: NCKate at January 07, 2026 09:22 PM (uQzkA)

307 So much is going on that it’s starting to feel like WW3 - and yet we’re winning. Winning easily, even.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2026 09:22 PM (ukUWv)

308 Islamic Jihad is designated as a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:22 PM (IGnEY)

309
The Shah had some good genes. Or married into some.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 07, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb)

310 They're just sexually trafficking the children Americans won't sexually traffic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 09:24 PM (L/fGl)

311 It seems Dead Karen was a Colorado native

Posted by: Don Black at January 07, 2026 09:24 PM (ZxPkt)

312 Homan says one of President Trump’s first phone calls after taking office made this a top priority:

“I want you to create a secure border.
I want you to oversee a massive deportation operation.
And I want you to find these kids.”

God bless them both for this. No child deserves that kind of treatment.

Posted by: moki at January 07, 2026 09:26 PM (wLjpr)

313 JQ!

Woof. It’s a date.
I’m needing three fingers of bourbon after today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 07, 2026 09:26 PM (hjMYN)

314 "Do we have s plan to defend against a Danish invasion?"

Yes and it involves hookers

Posted by: Fen at January 07, 2026 09:28 PM (ciYHQ)

315 winning strategy : Trump suspends all Federal Income Tax until there is closure on Fraud investigations. even the most looney of the lunatics (that pay income tax) would be on board ? whats the downside ? Certainly the recovery of these funds can replace lost tax *revenue* .

Posted by: shitizenCane at January 07, 2026 09:28 PM (5LiC7)

316 Thanks for that Goldie link. She is saying something big is going to go down at about noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2026 09:28 PM (ukUWv)

317
Shah, Jr. and his family:
https://is.gd/9k84HM

From the left of Shah Jr, his wife, three daughters, and his mother, wife of the Shah, who is still alive, but she's getting on up there in age now. Don't know when that photo was taken.

Princess Noor is the one right next to grandma.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 07, 2026 09:28 PM (w6EFb)

318 *3 fingers of Buffalo Trace*

Here ya go, Nurse!

Posted by: JQ at January 07, 2026 09:28 PM (rdVOm)

319 281
'how many MN housewives and/or NGO(taxpayer-funded) Professional Activists that 'Crossed the Border' from Kansas City have to die so that Undocumented Guests are free to explore the vast Northern Plains in search of a better life and Somialians can have fake child care fully-funded by US citizens ?

All of them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 09:29 PM (fd80v)

320 It is foggy out there!

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 09:29 PM (p4NUW)

321 Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at January 07, 2026 08:54 PM (cxFcK)

Elon said that "The most entertaining outcome is the most likely."
Posted by: Kindltot
------------------

La cucaracha, la cucaracha
ya no puede caminar

porque le falta, porque no tiene
una pata para andar.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 07, 2026 09:30 PM (xvXg6)

322 Bad news, guys. The invasion is off.

.@RepTedLieu: "If any military member, including the generals on down...participate in the use of military force against Greenland without congressional authorization, they are following illegal orders."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 09:31 PM (L/fGl)

323 Goldie Hawn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 07, 2026 09:31 PM (zZu0s)

324 Y'all have fun this evening. I'm gonna watch Doc Martin.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 09:31 PM (WDjG6)

325 "but now we need to literally ask the Left, "Is the Somali fraud machine and the invasion of unemployable Guatemalans really the hill you want to die on?"

Disagree. We cannot share this country with people who celebrate our murder (Charlie Kirk) but the Right lacks the Will to act. So don't cool the Left, let them come.

Posted by: Fen at January 07, 2026 09:32 PM (ciYHQ)

326 Shah, Jr. and his family:
https://is.gd/9k84HM

From the left of Shah Jr, his wife, three daughters, and his mother, wife of the Shah, who is still alive, but she's getting on up there in age now. Don't know when that photo was taken.

Princess Noor is the one right next to grandma.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
----

Shah asked Carter for sanctuary but jackass turned him away.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 07, 2026 09:32 PM (xvXg6)

327 Actually moving against child trafficking was a (quiet) priority in Trump's first term, something AG Sessions was equally focused on (until, well, you know).

Aha. Earlier this week there was a huge fire at a major Iranian dairy products factory up north near the Caspian. Now, locals are being evacuated. Ammonia. Not ice cream.

Turns out Iran has been building missile production infrastructure up there (some of it was hit in June). Chy-nah provides a key component for rocket fuel (perchlorate). Some may recall the big fire down in Bandar Abbas earlier last year (perchlorate from Chy-nah, most likely).

Not *quite* "baby milk factory!!", but still good.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 09:32 PM (U/Byj)

328 Goldie Ghamari - YouTube

Live updates on Iranian Revolution.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:15 PM

There's another guy who's been giving her a shout out. TousiTV (I think?). He's been roasting the crap out out of American leftists at the same time. Definitely a Moron emeritus.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 09:33 PM (Wnv9h)

329 325 "but now we need to literally ask the Left, "Is ...
---

We ask them if they prefer to live in Ukraine or Iran; their choice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 07, 2026 09:34 PM (xvXg6)

330 ----
I suppose I could take one for the team.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 07

You seem the most likely candidate for such a sacrifice as you have the most practice wearing pants.

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 09:34 PM (p4NUW)

331 Do lounge pants count?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:34 PM (IGnEY)

332 Bad news, guys. The invasion is off.

.@RepTedLieu: "If any military member, including the generals on down...participate in the use of military force against Greenland without congressional authorization, they are following illegal orders."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 09:31 PM

He was dropped on his head as a baby, wasn't he?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 09:35 PM (Wnv9h)

333 A masked Iranian poilce officer (police, basij, not sure, probably not Guard) did a masked video about how he would not attack the people, and referred to something happening tomorrow and Friday.

These kinds of videos are now becoming more common. They seem legit, and are believable.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 09:36 PM (U/Byj)

334 Prayer request: few months ago I added a coworker and his wife to the prayer list because of a slightly complicated pregnancy. Today they went for their 2x/week pregnancy exam and the baby had stopped growing so they're inducing right now. They're at about 36 or 37 weeks so it all should be good. Still, if anyone wants to add Grant and his wife and little girl to their Prayers I'd be most appreciative

Posted by: 496 at January 07, 2026 09:36 PM (JT+vB)

335 200 airforce personell. 450 Canadians and Danes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:37 PM (IGnEY)

336 334 Prayer request: few months ago I added a coworker and his wife to the prayer list because of a slightly complicated pregnancy. Today they went for their 2x/week pregnancy exam and the baby had stopped growing so they're inducing right now. They're at about 36 or 37 weeks so it all should be good. Still, if anyone wants to add Grant and his wife and little girl to their Prayers I'd be most appreciative
Posted by: 496 at January 07, 2026 09:36 PM (JT+vB)

Absolutely- immediately.

Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 09:38 PM (p4NUW)

337
Hannity had Shah, Jr. on last night. He also wrote an op-ed in the WaPo yesterday.

Constitutional monarchy is the way to go for Iran. Get the history book out of British and later our meddling and screwing up with Iran through the 20th century, and try to make the same mistakes the second time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 07, 2026 09:39 PM (w6EFb)

338 I finally signed up for X tonight. I will resist posting there.

The first post is free. You'll feel so high. It'll be unreal. You don't want to be a square, do you? -- Elon

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 07, 2026 09:39 PM (ExV1e)

339 Life during wartime, Iran

https://x.com/JewsFightBack/status/
2008968343752216764

Posted by: Don Black at January 07, 2026 09:39 PM (ZxPkt)

340 322 Bad news, guys. The invasion is off.

.@RepTedLieu: "If any military member, including the generals on down...participate in the use of military force against Greenland without congressional authorization, they are following illegal orders."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 09:31 PM (L/fGl)

Does he think he is in the chain of command? Or is he just an idiot?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 07, 2026 09:40 PM (6Bc88)

341 Bad news, guys. The invasion is off.

.@RepTedLieu: "If any military member, including the generals on down...participate in the use of military force against Greenland without congressional authorization, they are following illegal orders."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 09:31 PM (L/fGl)

Does he think he is in the chain of command? Or is he just an idiot?
Posted by: tcn in AK

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:42 PM (KMPdZ)

342 Old and busted: The Longest Day

New and cool: The Pastriest Day

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 09:42 PM (L/fGl)

343 332 Bad news, guys. The invasion is off.

.@RepTedLieu: "If any military member, including the generals on down...participate in the use of military force against Greenland without congressional authorization, they are following illegal orders."

-----------------------------
stay out of my lane.

Posted by: JudgeSupremeOverlordOfDemocracyBoasberg at January 07, 2026 09:42 PM (5LiC7)

344 45 Theory:

Walz knows he's fucked in the DOJ investigation of the welfare fraud in the state. He's received a targeting letter and sees his subservients testifying to Congress that he knew.

What does he have to lose to lead the Second Civil War?

I imagine MN state lawyers are screaming at his staff right now. "Do not do this!!!! Insurrection Act! The US military!"

Posted by: TJM's phone at January 07, 2026 07:49 PM (GBKbO)

Elmer Fraud isn't an inspiring enough figure to have people willing to die for him.

Posted by: XTC at January 07, 2026 09:44 PM (6Uni8)

345 Elmer Fraud isn't an inspiring enough figure to have people willing to die for him.
Posted by: XTC at January 07, 2026 09:44 PM (6Uni

----
Is he inspiring enough to have people willing to kill for him?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 07, 2026 09:46 PM (ESVrU)

346 Elmer Fraud isn't an inspiring enough figure to have people willing to die for him.
Posted by: XTC at January 07, 2026 09:44 PM (6Uni

I thought he was dreamy. -- Renee Good

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 07, 2026 09:46 PM (ExV1e)

347 Trump stole a ship loaded with marinara sauce to provide for his hotels on the cheap. Nothing he does is a surprise anymore. Won't Presdnent Obama stop this man?

Posted by: Mary Of Brattleboro at January 07, 2026 09:46 PM (oftw2)

348 Shah, Jr. and his family:
https://is.gd/9k84HM

From the left of Shah Jr, his wife, three daughters, and his mother, wife of the Shah, who is still alive, but she's getting on up there in age now. Don't know when that photo was taken.

Princess Noor is the one right next to grandma.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 07, 2026 09:28 PM (w6EFb)

***

The Shah, the Shah Na, and the Shah Na Nas.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2026 09:47 PM (2WIwB)

349 Still, if anyone wants to add Grant and his wife and little girl to their Prayers I'd be most appreciative
Posted by: 496 at January 07, 2026 09:36 PM (JT+vB)

Absolutely- immediately.
Posted by: Piper at January 07, 2026 09:38 PM (p4NUW)

Done. Baby girl should be ok (former NICU step down RN). Prayers for good health and a strong baby girl and Mama.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 07, 2026 09:47 PM (WONhk)

350 I'm out of Marinara sauce and cheese.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:48 PM (IGnEY)

351 I'm very disappointed that Trump has not declared a crusade against mountain cedar in central Texas.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 07, 2026 09:48 PM (ExV1e)

352 Ted Lieu is the kind of guy who buys a two-way dildo in the hopes of making a friend.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 07, 2026 09:48 PM (u1qVW)

353
The MN National Guard can refuse illegal orders from the governor. Even if there are leftists in the chain of command, throwing their lot in with this desperate little man is a bad bet. He's lost his mojo.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2026 09:49 PM (azNOR)

354 However, if they're anything like the dozens of mothballed bases here in Alaska, the Air Force has kept the runways in perfect repair.

The thing is, if you've got a good runway and modern equipment, you can spin up a full-blown base pretty damned quick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 07, 2026 08:58 PM (IG3/x)

Thule AFB is still operational, and it is extensive, although a lot of it has been mothballed. I think they call it an airfield now instead of an air base, but it is all still there. USACE takes care of anything that has to come out of mothballs, and can do so right quick. It's all Air Force, but some of it will be Space Force, just because.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 07, 2026 09:49 PM (6Bc88)

355 Will Canada protect Walz? I heard he may head for the border.

Posted by: Case at January 07, 2026 09:49 PM (4rWc3)

356 Trump stole a ship loaded with marinara sauce

-
It was medical marinara.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 09:50 PM (L/fGl)

357 I see they list Thule as some other name, and call it all Space Force, but the difference is minimal. Anyway, it only takes one call to USACE HQ and it will be a full air base in no time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 07, 2026 09:50 PM (6Bc88)

358 >>> 355 Will Canada protect Walz? I heard he may head for the border.
Posted by: Case at January 07, 2026 09:49 PM (4rWc3)

If timmeh runs for Canadia he's really expecting CHYna to cover his ass.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 07, 2026 09:51 PM (ULPxl)

359 Elmer Fraud isn't an inspiring enough figure to have people willing to die for him.
Posted by: XTC at January 07, 2026 09:44 PM (6Uni

Are you kidding? He's the liberals wet dream of a general. Soft vanilla pudding.

He's Custard.

Custards Last Stand will be awesome to watch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2026 09:51 PM (5hqcu)

360 Where are people getting the idea that we're gonna go all D-Day on Greenland? It's preposterous. President Two Scoops will finesse the Danes out of the island.

Posted by: Don Black at January 07, 2026 09:51 PM (ZxPkt)

361 I'm very disappointed that Trump has not declared a crusade against mountain cedar in central Texas.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I got cedar fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

Posted by: BareleyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 09:52 PM (Cw/ar)

362 Are you kidding? He's the liberals wet dream of a general. Soft vanilla pudding.

He's Custard.

Custards Last Stand will be awesome to watch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2026 09:51 PM (5hqcu)

Custard is his White Supremacy Slave Name. He prefers Flan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 07, 2026 09:52 PM (ExV1e)

363 Timmeh!!

Posted by: South Park at January 07, 2026 09:53 PM (Q+gd/)

364 >>> 360 Where are people getting the idea that we're gonna go all D-Day on Greenland? It's preposterous. President Two Scoops will finesse the Danes out of the island.
Posted by: Don Black at January 07, 2026 09:51 PM (ZxPkt)

Sure, but the Danish PM throwing a hissy fit and threatening to take her NATO and go home is funny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 07, 2026 09:53 PM (ULPxl)

365 350 I'm out of Marinara sauce and cheese.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Quick, open a daycare!

Posted by: Learing Center of Excellence at January 07, 2026 09:53 PM (oftw2)

366 >>> 365 350 I'm out of Marinara sauce and cheese.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Quick, open a daycare!
Posted by: Learing Center of Excellence at January 07, 2026 09:53 PM (oftw2)

That's what I did! It works great!!!

Posted by: Michael Byrd at January 07, 2026 09:54 PM (ULPxl)

367 Bad news, guys. The invasion is off.

.@RepTedLieu: "If any military member,...

Five-Star Minnesota Governor Tim Walz will defend Greenland with his National Guard.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2026 09:54 PM (3arSl)

368 I got cedar fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Posted by: BareleyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 09:52 PM (Cw/ar)

Hear me out here... napalm. Napalm beats cowbell where cedar is concerned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 07, 2026 09:54 PM (ExV1e)

369 I'll laugh my balls off if we get kicked out of NATO.

Trump, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2026 09:54 PM (5hqcu)

370
I just read the Supreme Court ruling on the Illinois National Guard (which ruled Trump couldn't federalize them).

The way I read it, to do it, Trump must invoke the Insurrection Act, or any other statute (if it exists) that suspends Posse Comitatus.

Balz to the Walz sounds like he's given the perfect opportunity for that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 07, 2026 09:55 PM (w6EFb)

371 Screw you guys I'm going home.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:55 PM (IGnEY)

372 And I'm all out of marinara sauce.

Posted by: Roddy Piper at January 07, 2026 09:56 PM (Q+gd/)

373 496
Oh my. Done.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 07, 2026 09:56 PM (7b2l4)

374 I'd be careful. I smell a trap with the insurrection act.

Walz could be bait'n on behalf of Soros and Obama to try and tank the GOP with horrible optics of Federal occupation.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2026 09:56 PM (5hqcu)

375 I'll laugh my balls off if we get kicked out of NATO.

Trump, you magnificent bastard!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hahahahha

Even better if we get sanctioned by the UN!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 07, 2026 09:56 PM (7b2l4)

376
360 Where are people getting the idea that we're gonna go all D-Day on Greenland? It's preposterous. President Two Scoops will finesse the Danes out of the island.
Posted by: Don Black at January 07, 2026 09:51 PM

---------

It's Trump's opening bid. They never learn.

And I'm sure the necessary supplies of canned ham have been acquired by the State Department.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2026 09:57 PM (azNOR)

377 Hahahahha

Even better if we get sanctioned by the UN!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 07, 2026 09:56 PM (7b2l4)

Yes. Just like Russia we can veto our sanction and laugh as we vote no.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2026 09:58 PM (5hqcu)

378 Wasn't Ted Lieu the twink who dressed like a Tiger?

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2026 09:58 PM (YwEeS)

379 Hear me out here... napalm. Napalm beats cowbell where cedar is concerned.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 07, 2026 09:54 PM (ExV1e)

I'm with you. Crazy how the cedar pollen hangs in the air some days. There's a spot on the road where you can see for miles. On cedar days, it is hazy and dirty. No wonder everyone has allergies.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 09:58 PM (Cw/ar)

380 winning strategy II :

in lieu of recent US Conquest of c-list countries.
1. Venezula
2. greenlnd

announce next on the list :

3. Ukraine

what is the mockingbird reaction ?

Posted by: shitzenKane at January 07, 2026 09:58 PM (5LiC7)

381 I just read the Supreme Court ruling on the Illinois National Guard (which ruled Trump couldn't federalize them).

The way I read it, to do it, Trump must invoke the Insurrection Act, or any other statute (if it exists) that suspends Posse Comitatus.

Balz to the Walz sounds like he's given the perfect opportunity for that.
Posted by: publius

Did Ike invoke the Insurrection Act with the Little Rock 9?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 09:58 PM (KMPdZ)

382 Trump stole a ship loaded with marinara sauce
-
It was medical marinara.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Wait, it really was oregano?

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2026 09:58 PM (nhCoE)

383 How about no?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:58 PM (IGnEY)

384 Another day, another cafe. Yay.

Posted by: mindful webworker - goes by fast at January 07, 2026 09:58 PM (dESj/)

385 Elmer Fraud isn't an inspiring enough figure to have people willing to die for him.
Posted by: XTC
---

His best play is to send all of his money, accounts, family and himself to France. Macron would love to have another hated ex-pat in his fold.
He's prepping feather beds for the Ayatollahs now.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 07, 2026 09:59 PM (xvXg6)

386 The Iranians are all wee weed up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 07, 2026 09:59 PM (IGnEY)

387 >> Did Ike invoke the Insurrection Act with the Little Rock 9?

Yes. Johnson invoked it a time or two as well. The "involuntary" sections.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 07, 2026 09:59 PM (w6EFb)

388 Yeah, him and Clooney can lunch under the Eifel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2026 10:00 PM (5hqcu)

389 Hoping that Noem has managed to move all involved ICE personnel to anywhere but there. Area 51 seems appropriate.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 07, 2026 10:00 PM (peE7B)

390 NOOD ONT time. Go get 'em, tigers.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=418000

Posted by: mindful webworker - zip at January 07, 2026 10:01 PM (dESj/)

391
Was I adopted?

That's cute. The dog's friend needs a name.

I dub thee: Venison

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2026 10:02 PM (y9nCu)

392 Bad news, guys. The invasion is off.

.@RepTedLieu: "If any military member, including the generals on down...participate in the use of military force against Greenland without congressional authorization, they are following illegal orders."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at January 07, 2026 09:31 PM

Who does he think he is, a judge? What arrogance.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)

393 Where are people getting the idea that we're gonna go all D-Day on Greenland? It's preposterous. President Two Scoops will finesse the Danes out of the island.
Posted by: Don Black at January 07, 2026 09:51 PM (ZxPkt)

Midwinter is a terrible time to invade Greenland, it would be easier to take Moscow.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 07, 2026 10:19 PM (rbvCR)

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