A Trans "Woman" Beats His Pud In the Planet Fitness Woman's Bathroom; Planet Fitness Throws Out <i>The Actual Woman Who Reported</i> the Public Masturbator, Let the Public Masturbator Stay

A Trans "Woman" Beats His Pud In the Planet Fitness Woman's Bathroom; Planet Fitness Throws Out The Actual Woman Who Reported the Public Masturbator, Let the Public Masturbator Stay

The very obvious man pounded it out like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley.

The male public masturbatior jerked off openly with women present. When one woman reported him to the staff, they kicked her out of the Planet Fitness and let the sex criminal stay.

Because he's "transgender" and so he's allowed to pull his dick like choad-flavored taffy.

The mentally-ill man and sex predator was in a stall, but you could see what he was doing in the shadows beneath him. It's obvious he's jerking off. Either that or he's trying to start an outboard motor he keeps on his belt.

Planet Fitness instructs its female clients to show "understanding" towards publicly-masturbating men invading their private spaces.

This took place near San Francisco -- of course. A place called Concord.

The girl who filmed the video of a man m*sturbating in the women’s bathroom in Planet Fitness says the workers did nothing…

Planet Fitness’ policies allow men to invade the women’s locker rooms

Planet Fitness isn’t safe for women.https://t.co/M9MreZwDYF https://t.co/hGBR39OFTU
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 5, 2026

Below, you can really see the mentally-ill sex pest shadowboxing with his hog.

The woman sent in her boyfriend to confront his fellow penis-tugging man. He keeps saying "Dude, you're jerking off, everyone can see it" and "Bro, this is totally inappropriate." The "Transgender" doesn't really deny it, he just keeps saying "I was in the stall" as if when you're in a public stall, there are no rules. It's Dick Thunderdome.

⚠️GRAPHIC⚠️

Man pretending to be a woman caught m*sturbating in the women’s bathroom with women present

“I’m allowed to be in here… I’m a transgender.” https://t.co/gBdrwePPGd
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 5, 2026

Adam Carolla talked about this. When the transgender is asked "well if you weren't jerking off, what were you doing?!," Adam Carolla answers, "I was trying to pull this golf-ball through a sock."

By the way, he talks about his old left-wing lunatic co-hosts, Bald Brian and Gina Grad. Of Grad, he says that she engaged in straight-up denialism of the incident at the Wii spa, where a black woman famously complained of a transgender man showing off his dick to underaged girls in the women's rooms. Gina Grad simply claimed "it didn't happen." She likes transgenders and therefore, like a good communist, insists that any Identity Group she is an "ally" to is not capable of any crimes or bad behavior. If you claim they are, you're a racist or a transphobe.

There's a lot of that going 'round. Somalis, for example, are taking great advantage of this Minority Criminal Cheat Code.

Don't go to Planet Fitness. It's time for the Full Bud Light.

‼️ A woman reports a transgender man pleasuring himself in the women’s bathroom at Planet Fitness… and she gets kicked out.

The perpetrator? Allowed to stay.

Here’s what Planet Fitness has to say about it… pic.twitter.com/k2ZTRlxd5J
— Digital Gal (@DigitalGalX) January 7, 2026

You might say, "But they're in a bind, California law demands they do this."

Well, sort of. California requires women to share intimate spaces with mentally-ill men, yes -- but I'm pretty sure that they haven't yet taken the step of making it official that transgenders are allowed to publicly masturbate in women's rooms next to women and girls.

Planet Fitness has implemented this policy on their own. They had an "excuse" -- if one is needed -- to kick the pervert out. They decided to excuse his behavior and eject the woman who reported him.

It's all insane.

Happy Humpday!

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 Boned!

Posted by: Max Bone at January 07, 2026 12:11 PM (Gwl1K)

2 Hope he goes blind.

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 07, 2026 12:12 PM (JiBLQ)

3 Top o the noon to you.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 07, 2026 12:12 PM (jc0TO)

4 gay planet fitness it is.

Posted by: Kingsman at January 07, 2026 12:12 PM (ehY6c)

5 ‘ A Trans "Woman" Beats His Pud In the Planet Fitness Woman's Bathroom’

Where else is a girl supposed to beat her pud?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 12:13 PM (jbnUc)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Soon Gavin Newsom will make sucking trans dick mandatory.

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2026 12:14 PM (YwEeS)

8 mentally-ill sex pest shadowboxing with his hog

Bwahahahaha.

There's a lot of that going 'round. Somalis, for example, are taking great advantage of this Minority Criminal Cheat Code.

Willowed:

411 It's really not that hard to put the lie to the "diversity is our strength" horses***.

https://is.gd/PgjAWE

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

9 We have a planet Fitness nearby. It's full of cottage cheese thighed Karen's all walking in with their stupid fucking Stanley mugs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 07, 2026 12:14 PM (abIsI)

10 Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!

Posted by: Judge Hardy at January 07, 2026 12:15 PM (oftw2)

11 So glad I never joined PF.
Morning Ace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:15 PM (xcxpd)

12 Afternoon, Ace. How's the back doing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 12:15 PM (bFu5X)

13 >>> Throws Out The Actual Woman Who Reported the Public Masturbator, Let the Public Masturbator Stay

Most gym rats are homos.
May be buff homos, but homos.

Posted by: Operator Error at January 07, 2026 12:15 PM (dr97s)

14 And John Bonham was amazing.

His kid isn't bad at drumming either.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:15 PM (xcxpd)

15 like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley

I'm stealing this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 07, 2026 12:15 PM (jc0TO)

16 "Soon Gavin Newsom will make sucking trans dick mandatory."

Excuse me?!? The polite term is "Ladypenis"

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Vpqw1)

17 You might say, "But they're in a bind, California law demands they do this."

Well, sort of. California requires women to share intimate spaces with mentally-ill men, yes -- but I'm pretty sure that they haven't yet taken the step of making it official that transgenders are allowed to publicly masturbate in women's rooms next to women and girls.

Public masturbation is illegal, or men in women's rooms (or anywhere else) can masturbate publicly. Pick one.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Riz8t)

18 Afternoon Ace.

Planet Fitness: our brains don't work but we've got sixpack abs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 07, 2026 12:16 PM (ScJGb)

19 9 We have a planet Fitness nearby. It's full of cottage cheese thighed Karen's all walking in with their stupid fucking Stanley mugs.
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The funny part is that the peak of the Stanley cup fad was a year or two ago. If their sense of time elapsing weren't affected by massive box wine consumption, they'd be aware of this.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at January 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Dg7ng)

20 I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding.

Xhe was probably just trying to pull off Xer junk, realizing that it doesn't belong on a woman's body, after seeing actual women's bodies.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 07, 2026 12:17 PM (5yDGQ)

21 "Gina Grad simply claimed "it didn't happen." She likes transgenders and therefore, like a good communist, insists that any Identity Group she is an "ally" to is not capable of any crimes or bad behavior."

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Yes! The SCIENCE is settled, you angry bigot!!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (9mw3J)

22 >>>2 Hope he goes blind.
Posted by: Cray Cray

based on my own extensive N=1 experimentation, he probably won't, though he will need reading glasses as soon as he hits 40.

(Seriously, it was OVERNIGHT)

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)

23 The funny part is that the peak of the Stanley cup fad was a year or two ago.

When the Vegas Golden Knights won? That's hard to believe.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (jc0TO)

24
#CaliforniaIsAsshoe

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (wtvvX)

25 Forget it Jake, it's Californication.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (MvBjh)

26 I suspect the complaining woman was kicked out for videotaping in the bathroom.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (qufQU)

27 Hmmmm....seems like we've tossed a marker down for Iran and Pooty-poot. U.S. airborne forces began helicopter landings on the tanker minutes ago. An operation is currently underway to seize the tanker belonging to Russia’s shadow fleet.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (luW68)

28 Public masturbation is illegal, or men in women's rooms (or anywhere else) can masturbate publicly. Pick one.
Posted by: Archimedes
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You never saw any of Zombie's Gay Pride march photos have you. Beating the bishop is the very least of what they get up to in public.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (WDjG6)

29 2 Hope he goes blind.
Posted by: Cray Cray

based on my own extensive N=1 experimentation, he probably won't, though he will need reading glasses as soon as he hits 40.

(Seriously, it was OVERNIGHT)
Posted by: ace

Don't forget hair on the knuckles.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (abIsI)

30 I saw Dick Thunderdome open for Ricky Martin at Miami Arena in '99.

I lost a bet.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Pud light.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Kt19C)

32 ‘Beating it like it owed him money’

That was always the euphemism that made me laugh.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (jbnUc)

33 >>>12 Afternoon, Ace. How's the back doing?

pretty good, thanks for asking. I got out for a walk yesterday, and am going again today, because it's in the high fifties.

Afternoon to you!

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (1wjle)

34 Give the guy credit. He wasn't wanking in the handicap stall.

Posted by: ADA Compliance Ossifer at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (oftw2)

35 You never saw any of Zombie's Gay Pride march photos have you. Beating the bishop is the very least of what they get up to in public.

I have seen them. I wish I hadn't.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

36 Xhe was probably just trying to pull off Xer junk, realizing that it doesn't belong on a woman's body, after seeing actual women's bodies.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 07, 2026 12:17 PM

Fine. Arrest Xer for attempting to practice medicine without a license.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (bFu5X)

37 In My Time of Dying > Kashmir

Posted by: dantesed at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Oy/m2)

38 Xhe was probably just trying to pull off Xer junk, realizing that it doesn't belong on a woman's body, after seeing actual women's bodies.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
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That is the excuse that someone would use in the rest of the country, not San Francisco vicinity.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (WDjG6)

39 No way I’m watching any of those videos. Disgusting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (fQUiK)

40 Planet Fitness won't kick an "it" out for jackin' it, but they will sound the "Lunk Alarm" if you grunt loudly while lifting weights. I guess "it" was jackin' it quietly.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (D0HYP)

41 Hmmmm....seems like we've tossed a marker down for Iran and Pooty-poot. U.S. airborne forces began helicopter landings on the tanker minutes ago. An operation is currently underway to seize the tanker belonging to Russia’s shadow fleet.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working

Surprised that subject wasn't first up today.

Posted by: Tuna at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (lJ0H4)

42 It's not "chode"? I've been spelling it wrong all these years?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (IhL8c)

43 "IT'S "GIRLCOCK!""

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

44 pretty good, thanks for asking. I got out for a walk yesterday, and am going again today, because it's in the high fifties.

The warm weather has removed my last excuse for not taking down the Christmas lights. This sucks.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)

45 >>>37 In My Time of Dying > Kashmir
Posted by: dantesed

disagree but I sure don't want to denigrate In My Time of Dying. it's great, obvs.

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (1wjle)

46 Isn't it Planet Fitness that puts out pizza and bagels for their members?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (as0GS)

47 You might say, "But they're in a bind, California law demands they do this."

Well, sort of. California requires women to share intimate spaces with mentally-ill men, yes

Not my monkey. Not my circus.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (WC9t6)

48
Only the Shadow knows!

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (IifOV)

49
OUT: Working Out
IN: Wanking Out

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (wtvvX)

50 Is this real? Serious question. The perfectly lighted and sighted shadow showing ferally obvious jerking off that ... was he holding a flashlight on his dick?

The three employees (?) standing there in formation, as if they took pre-assigned positions.

The sorta-canned dialogue from the "boyfriend" confronting the perv.

I dunno. I'm skeptical this wasn't staged. I could be wrong. Maybe.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

51 A bucket of cold water dumped on his head would have put an end to the pud pulling pronto.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Wxl9t)

52 He took it out.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (jc0TO)

53 22 >>>2 Hope he goes blind.
Posted by: Cray Cray

based on my own extensive N=1 experimentation, he probably won't, though he will need reading glasses as soon as he hits 40.

(Seriously, it was OVERNIGHT)
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)

50 was when everything just kinda stopped working for me. And yes, it was almost literally overnight. Like a metabolic switch got flipped.

Thankfully the South Beach Diet works, that and some kettlebell/weight work and I'm trying to clawback what I can.

That what we are, we are.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

54 Bud-lit

Posted by: profligatewaste at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (6ks8c)

55 >You never saw any of Zombie's Gay Pride march photos have you. Beating the bishop is the very least of what they get up to in public.

Remember me?

Posted by: scrotal inflation man at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (rJ48h)

56 At least Kramer had the decency to go back to his apartment before engaging in the action that caused him to lose “the contest bet”… beautiful naked woman walking around in her apartment across the way. Says to Jerry: She’s gonna get you too, buddy!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (fQUiK)

57 A modest proposal,
In order for Planet Fitness to continue to allow self pleasuring in its stalls, I suggest they warn others by playing Beat It by Michael Jackson when such is going on.

Turn on the warning music with a switch like vent fans when a little private deviant lovemaking is desired.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (WDjG6)

58 Planet Fitness,

Putting the futa...

Never mind

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (MvBjh)

59 >>>39 No way I’m watching any of those videos. Disgusting

Understood. So I will describe them for you.

the shadows show him jacking his dick with the remorseless mechanical fury of a misfiring industrial robot

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)

60 Relieve all women!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (EXyHK)

61 22
‘ he will need reading glasses as soon as he hits 40.’

Is it easier to see the Forward and Reverse buttons on the drill now?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (jbnUc)

62 Perverts are welcome at Planet Fitness, where exercize is now defined as wanking in front of minors and women.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (H0l69)

63 Remember me?
Posted by: scrotal inflation man at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM

Brother!

Posted by: Naked Testicle Spiderman at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (jc0TO)

64 pretty good, thanks for asking. I got out for a walk yesterday, and am going again today, because it's in the high fifties.

Afternoon to you!
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM

Good to hear. We have cold and freezing rain up here. But, hey, New England in January.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bFu5X)

65 >>>50 Is this real? Serious question. The perfectly lighted and sighted shadow showing ferally obvious jerking off that ... was he holding a flashlight on his dick?

it's real. Adam Carolla says they just have those can-style lights directly over every stall.

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM (1wjle)

66 I'm sorry to say that until women have enough of this to vote differently as a whole, they'll get more of it. And no amount of male sanity can save them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM (SSEhk)

67 37 In My Time of Dying > Kashmir
Posted by: dantesed at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Oy/m2)

They're different kinds of songs. Zep has amazing variety.

Kashmir is almost trance-like. Listening to it while on a road trip can be almost magical, no drugs or booze required.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

68 disagree but I sure don't want to denigrate In My Time of Dying. it's great, obvs.
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (1wjle)

I do like Kashmir though.

Posted by: dantesed at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Oy/m2)

69 >40 Planet Fitness won't kick an "it" out for jackin' it, but they will sound the "Lunk Alarm" if you grunt loudly while lifting weights. I guess "it" was jackin' it quietly.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 07, 2026 12:20 PM (D0HYP)

In the before times, xhe would have been carried out of the locker room on a stretcher.

Posted by: Living Color at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM (NgqoH)

70 like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley.
______
I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM (s0JqF)

71 >>>39 No way I’m watching any of those videos. Disgusting

Understood. So I will describe them for you.

the shadows show him jacking his dick with the remorseless mechanical fury of a misfiring industrial robot
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM

And this is why we keep coming back here every day.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)

72 In order for Planet Fitness to continue to allow self pleasuring in its stalls, I suggest they warn others by playing Beat It by Michael Jackson when such is going on.

Alternative: Whip it!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

73 This seems fitting.........instant classic.

https://youtu.be/5_PoTOzrYEk

Might be NSFW, so, low volume.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

74 46 Isn't it Planet Fitness that puts out pizza and bagels for their members?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (as0GS)

They do. Still doesn't offset their stance in allowing sausages in a meat free area.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 07, 2026 12:24 PM (N39Ws)

75 Wait until you see this guy's finger puppets!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2026 12:24 PM (NwnyJ)

76 Unwillingness to embarrass yourself is a sign of a healthy civilization. I guess if you pretend to be a woman, dress in women's clothing, and yank your crank in the presence of actual women, you are beyond embarrassment. This is a breakdown in civilization.

Posted by: huerfano at January 07, 2026 12:24 PM (98kQX)

77 In the Light is really good

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:24 PM (1wjle)

78 The very obvious man pounded it out like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley
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OMG. I DIDNT MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST SENTENCE!!!!🤣

Posted by: Winning at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (KdazR)

79 "jacking his dick with the remorseless mechanical fury of a misfiring industrial robot"

Sidebar worthy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

80 50 Is this real? Serious question. The perfectly lighted and sighted shadow showing ferally obvious jerking off that ... was he holding a flashlight on his dick?

The three employees (?) standing there in formation, as if they took pre-assigned positions.

The sorta-canned dialogue from the "boyfriend" confronting the perv.

I dunno. I'm skeptical this wasn't staged. I could be wrong. Maybe.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Nowadays, the zeal for reality tv and fleeting fame via video posts means all of reality is uncertain unless you had the misfortune to be there.

But this video will undoubtedly then be copied by AI models so you can make your own Happy Ending video at home and then post.

The shame is the kink.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (WDjG6)

81 Rainbow Dash pony girl was the least disturbing of zombie's photos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (MvBjh)

82 In the before times, xhe would have been carried out of the locker room on a stretcher.
Posted by: Living Color at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM

He Goes in Through the Out Door, so to speak.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (jc0TO)

83 Don't even talk to the local staff. They don't know diddly squat. Go straight to corporate. That's where action will be taken...to include some firings.

I had an issue with a gym. My wife signed up for a trial and at the end she told them she wasn't going to continue and was there anything more she needed to do. "No. You're good to go." But they continued to charge her card for another year at least until I noticed the charge.

Called the local gym and they said too bad, so sad. Nothing you can do.

BS.

I contacted corporate and their resident agent in my state and got all my money back. Screw the local staff. Corporate is the only way to go.

Posted by: RobertM at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (btIS/)

84 season 1 of the Netflix serial-killer-hunter show ended with the main character having a heart attack as In the Light plays.

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

85 The boyfriend that confronted him gets a gold star in my book.

Posted by: pookysgirl, posting from her sickbed at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Wt5PA)

86 Concord used to be a bit more conservative than the 'inner' bay area, had lower housing costs and the BART line into SF and Oakland, etc. Guess things have changed there.

Posted by: beckster at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (I7J98)

87 If they kicked the pervert out he would sue Planet Fitness and won a multi million dollar law suit. That's the way it works now. The new lawfare. And yes it's fucked up.

Posted by: Case at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (4rWc3)

88 Don't go to Planet Fitness. It's time for the Full Bud Light.
_______
And don't go to California.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (s0JqF)

89 It's crazy that 'Thank You' and 'Whole Lotta Love' come from the same band.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

90 Fine. Arrest Xer for attempting to practice medicine without a license.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 12:19 PM (bFu5X)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (zYpTz)

91 "jacking his dick with the remorseless mechanical fury of a misfiring industrial robot"

Sidebar worthy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

William Shakespeare be damned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

92
I see no problem with this.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (IifOV)

93 42 It's not "chode"? I've been spelling it wrong all these years?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

It's Mrs. CHOATE! And hands off my Marble Rye!

Posted by: Mrs. Choate at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (oftw2)

94 I'm sorry to say that until women have enough of this to vote differently as a whole, they'll get more of it.

And no amount of male sanity can save them.
Posted by: bear

Which is why I say, not my monkey, not my circus. Because I can't do anything for them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (WC9t6)

95 As a young Capitol Hill staffer in the mid/late 90's I worked at the local sports club part-time to supplement my income. When gay men aren't shadowboxing themselves in the shower, they are helping each other in the sauna.

We had to confront and revoke multiple memberships over this. The idea that gay men want to be married and can be monogamous as portrayed on TV and in film is just so laughable. Most people have no idea how degenerate and fiendish these people are.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (9mw3J)

96 Either that or he's trying to start an outboard motor he keeps on his belt.

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That sounds like AOP.

/I keed, I keed ... and was privileged to meet, chat, and hang out with him (and many others -- you know who you are!) at the October TX MoMe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (z6HQS)

97 Alternative: Whip it!
Posted by: Archimedes
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Whip it Good!!! Devo was right, humans are de-evolving. At least at Planet Fitness.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (WDjG6)

98 Strokin' in the girls' room
I was strokin' in the girls' room
Call me ma'am, though born a him
'Cuz strokin's now allowed at the gym

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 07, 2026 12:26 PM (as0GS)

99 Too bad that background music wasn't "Turning Japanese."

Posted by: Rex B at January 07, 2026 12:27 PM (C9oTe)

100 82 In the before times, xhe would have been carried out of the locker room on a stretcher.
Posted by: Living Color at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM

He Goes in Through the Out Door, so to speak.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (jc0TO)

He wore a raspberry beret???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

101 I don't know... Might have been staged...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 12:27 PM (VE6XX)

102 I wonder how many of these "gyms" and fitness centers -- especially in very gay-friendly locations -- are really shadow sex clubs and cover for perverts.

I tried to do some research for my comment above, but the search results were almost all social media posts about "which are the best gyms to masterbate in?" Not joking.

I know for sure there are a few "spas" that are notorious for being thinly-disguised sex clubs.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

103 season 1 of the Netflix serial-killer-hunter show ended with the main character having a heart attack as In the Light plays.
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (1wjle)

Season 2 has a lot of white on black violence and homosexual encounters between high school sophomores.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Barack Owebama - Board Member and Executive Producer at January 07, 2026 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Xhe Bop

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM (Cw/ar)

105 Who farted?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM (jc0TO)

106 he who is without sin cast the first load

or something like that

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM (FZYNt)

107 We had to confront and revoke multiple memberships over this. The idea that gay men want to be married and can be monogamous as portrayed on TV and in film is just so laughable. Most people have no idea how degenerate and fiendish these people are.
Posted by: Jay in PA
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Saw some statistics recently that were ironic. Gay men have the lowest divorce rate in marriage, Straights, next highest, Lesbian, the highest by far.

That the gays in marriages actually don't practice monogamy might have something to do with their low divorce rate.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM (WDjG6)

108
Planet Fitness is aptly named. It really is like another planet, not to be confused with Earth.

Why is their management actually doing this? Access to DEI-conditioned loans? Personal homo philosophy? Drugs?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM (azNOR)

109 PSA:

If you have any health issues you need to see a dr about or have been putting it off, go see a dr.

My SIL procrastinated in seeing a Dr for a leg infection and now she has journeyed on far too soon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM (XV/Pl)

110 Xhe Bop
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM

*snort*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (bFu5X)

111 Why don't people like that get a stern lecture in the parking lot? Stern as in getting their ass kicked.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (luW68)

112 I tried to do some research for my comment above, but the search results were almost all social media posts about "which are the best gyms to masterbate in?" Not joking.

I know for sure there are a few "spas" that are notorious for being thinly-disguised sex clubs.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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ChatGPT and reddit are there to serve your needs!!!

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (WDjG6)

113 A place called Concord.

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I lived there and neighboring Walnut Creek for 10 years during the 90s (about 30 miles east of Oakland on the right side of the Oakland Hills)

At that time, Contra Costa County was primarily conservative, even the local newspaper.

I'm sure it's now a third-world shithole since I escaped ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (z6HQS)

114 I think the stroker’s most heinous crime was that he wasn’t sporting Crocs. Dude. Have some decency.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Ouxay)

115 >>>Season 2 has a lot of white on black violence and homosexual encounters between high school sophomores.

i think we're talking about different shows. I mean the one with John Goff where he's playing FBI profiler John Douglass (but they don't call the character that). It's called Mindhunter, I think.

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (1wjle)

116
I contacted corporate and their resident agent in my state and got all my money back. Screw the local staff. Corporate is the only way to go.
Posted by: RobertM at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (btIS/)

When I've joined a gym I refused to give them access to a card or my bank for this very reason. my friends have had to cancel cards to get the gym to stop charging them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (8+C2v)

117 Good. Told y'all letting them dirty homos getting married would lead to this.

Only a matter of time until the sodomites come for the children.

Nasty, nasty, nasty.

Posted by: Slippery Slope at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (GlDYx)

118 PF has been in the news about 5 times in the last 10 years, punishing women who complain about men in their women's changing rooms. Why would any woman ever go there? Why are they still in business?

Posted by: Gorthanc at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (8Q86n)

119 "like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley"

Like he was Alex Van Halen playing "Hot For Teacher" at the Hollywood Bowl.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Vpqw1)

120 King missile or maybe some They Might Be Giants.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (MvBjh)

121 So, if a man is working out at Planet Fitness and he grunts while lifting weights hell be thrown out because "grunting makes other guests uncomfortable."

But that sane did can pull his Toobin in the women's locker room and they'll kick a woman out for complaining about it.

https://youtube.com/shorts/bB4QpNLSCKI

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (NSPoe)

122 he who is without sin ~~cast~~ blow the first load

or something like that
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM (FZYNt)

Corrected for thread topic consistency.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

123 111 Why don't people like that get a stern lecture in the parking lot? Stern as in getting their ass kicked.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Self selected crowd at Planet Fitness that tacitly ignore antics like this.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:30 PM (WDjG6)

124 Why don't people like that get a stern lecture in the parking lot? Stern as in getting their ass kicked.

Because they don't want to go to prison for fighting against something that most of the "victims" vote for.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

125 Planet Fitness deserves the Bud Light treatment.

If they want to apologize, close EVERY California location and do the right thing in the 49 states that remain. Or keep the California locations open, do the right thing with those locations as well WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY filing at least a DOZEN lawsuits against the state of California for recklessly endangering their businesses.

Posted by: Crusader at January 07, 2026 12:30 PM (TN0g+)

126 Give the guy credit. He wasn't wanking in the handicap stall.
Posted by: ADA Compliance Ossifer

More like the handie stall.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 12:30 PM (cYBz/)

127 >>>Like he was Alex Van Halen playing "Hot For Teacher" at the Hollywood Bowl.

double tracked drums, I have found out

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:30 PM (1wjle)

128 I know for sure there are a few "spas" that are notorious for being thinly-disguised sex clubs.
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LA Fitness has entered the chat

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 07, 2026 12:31 PM (0ZXaJ)

129 124 Why don't people like that get a stern lecture in the parking lot? Stern as in getting their ass kicked.

Because they don't want to go to prison for fighting against something that most of the "victims" vote for.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, count me out when it comes to potentially defending the honor of women who have none.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 07, 2026 12:31 PM (SSEhk)

130 Extra info:

Planet Fitness did not actually "kick out" the woman who complained. She left of her own volition (as she herself described in a recent video). But ye, Planet Fitness did NOTHING to penalize the jerkin' tranny, nor did they call the police.

Planet Fitness therefore needs to be boycotted into bankruptcy.

BTW, Concord is a mild-mannered suburb, and although not "conservative" on a national scale, compared to SF and Oakland it's practically MAGA-friendly.

Posted by: zombie at January 07, 2026 12:31 PM (se8lQ)

131 - You want biologically intact males to be banned from women's locker room and bathrooms.
- You'll accept regulation that would require businesses to provide alternative facilities for trans individuals.
- You'll get dicks in your wife and daughter face in their locker rooms and bathrooms.
Until you vote out the insane progressives who pass laws allowing this to happen.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at January 07, 2026 12:31 PM (MNCvZ)

132 This is grotesque.
For something beautiful, look at the new food pyramid

Posted by: night lifted at January 07, 2026 12:31 PM (kJmLc)

133 From the Planet Fitness policy letter:

Planet Fitness staff shall strive to address transgender members with names, titles, pronouns, and other terms consistent with their self-reported gender identity, if reasonably known to the Planet Fitness staff.
- For Example
-- A transgender woman shall be referred to by her preferred name and female pronouns
-- A transgender man shall be referred to by his preferred name and male pronouns

Planet Fitness reserves the right to terminate a person's membership immediately for any violation of this policy.

That policy applies to the STAFF. It does NOT apply to the customers ("members") and yet they're saying that they can terminate a person's membership (ie, a customer's) if the policy is violated.

Full Bud Light treatment entirely justified. Planet Fitness is ASSHOE.

I'd say "fuck these people" but you'd probably catch something there's no cure for.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 07, 2026 12:32 PM (O7YUW)

134 He/she has a bad case of loving you.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 07, 2026 12:32 PM (pLaQB)

135 "like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley"

Like he was Alex Van Halen playing "Hot For Teacher" at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Vpqw1)

Like he was Mel Taylor playing Wipe Out live in Japan.

https://youtu.be/3bKG0p6Tv9Q

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Well...this comment has it all lol

I’ve seen the video, and it’s clear what she was doing. I’m NB...Having been in enough truck stop bathrooms myself throughout my travels with IBS, I know a wank-shadow when I see one. Whether she has a penis or vagina, she got caught rubbing one out. It happens.

Do I get slightly annoyed when the person in the stall next to me is having a go at it? Kinda, I guess. I don’t see it as harassment, nor do I think their sexuality or gender identity is relevant. But I have headphones and my mask on, so I create my own barriers if a stall wall isn’t enough.

That being said, there are plenty of voyeuristic videos of guys catching each other jacking it in stalls that get posted to porn sites (holding the phone camera above/below the stall walls). So, we violate and inconvenience each other in many ways. I support floor to ceiling stalls.

I get what people are saying that “It’s not transphobic to call it out”, but it’s being called out because of transphobia. The fact that we’re “condemning” it, when there’s a high likelihood that the men’s locker room has had a guy jerking it at one point is the transphobia.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 07, 2026 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

137 Planet Retard

Posted by: Weasel at January 07, 2026 12:32 PM (3RLOR)

138
the shadows show him jacking his dick with the remorseless mechanical fury of a misfiring industrial robot
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OMG STOP IT!! I AM AT WORK FFS!!!!

Posted by: Winning at January 07, 2026 12:32 PM (KdazR)

139 Hate Has No Home Here!

Posted by: Planet Fitness at January 07, 2026 12:33 PM (GlDYx)

140 William Shakespeare be damned.
Posted by: Sponge
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Shakespeare's blue R and X rated work was mysteriously destroyed after his death. The stuff we inherited was rated PG by the royal censors.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:33 PM (WDjG6)

141 SOMEONE IS GOING TO ASK WHAT I AM LAUGHING AT!!!

Posted by: Winning at January 07, 2026 12:33 PM (KdazR)

142 choad-flavored taffy.

Maybe don't take the kids trick or treating at ace's

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 07, 2026 12:33 PM (w/O5Q)

143 109 PSA:

If you have any health issues you need to see a dr about or have been putting it off, go see a dr.

My SIL procrastinated in seeing a Dr for a leg infection and now she has journeyed on far too soon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 07, 2026 12:28 PM (XV/Pl)

I'm sorry for your loss.

But, this is very, very sound advice. When in doubt, call a doc. When a doc is not available, just go to the ER. Infections can become sepsis, and sepsis warning signs are sometimes hard for people to see in themselves.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 07, 2026 12:33 PM (tOcjL)

144 Sometimes a chick has to milk one out.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 07, 2026 12:34 PM (pLaQB)

145 I get what people are saying that “It’s not transphobic to call it out”, but it’s being called out because of transphobia. The fact that we’re “condemning” it, when there’s a high likelihood that the men’s locker room has had a guy jerking it at one point is the transphobia.

I'm 29. I have NEVER sat in a stall next to a guy jerking it.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

146 Is this real? Serious question. The perfectly lighted and sighted shadow showing ferally obvious jerking off that ... was he holding a flashlight on his dick?

The three employees (?) standing there in formation, as if they took pre-assigned positions.

The sorta-canned dialogue from the "boyfriend" confronting the perv.

I dunno. I'm skeptical this wasn't staged. I could be wrong. Maybe.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Nowadays, the zeal for reality tv and fleeting fame via video posts means all of reality is uncertain unless you had the misfortune to be there.

But this video will undoubtedly then be copied by AI models so you can make your own Happy Ending video at home and then post.

The shame is the kink.
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:25 PM (WDjG6)
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Yea, that's sorta my point and why I'm skeptical. That, plus as a guy who maybe mighta kinda sorta maybe spanked the monkey maybe once or twice or 7 million times as a horny teenager, it seems very unusual to get a perfectly framed shadow showing unnatural exaggerated nuclear jackhammer jerking off that would tear the skin off a normal dick.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

147 Bald Brian was dumb ass. He just dragged that show down. He would start to hyperventilate when a political topic came up, sounding like a barely literate middle schooler. And he sucked at his supposed job of covering movies. He fell for the 'review bombing' hoax at Rotten Tomatoes like a twit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2026 12:34 PM (mlg/3)

148 "like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley"

Like he was Alex Van Halen playing "Hot For Teacher" at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: CTHillary
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Well, no one will say he was like Keith Moon playing drums because Keith always wrecked his equipment after finishing.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:34 PM (WDjG6)

149 I’ve seen the video, and it’s clear what she was doing. I’m NB...Having been in enough truck stop bathrooms myself throughout my travels with IBS, I know a wank-shadow when I see one. Whether she has a penis or vagina, she got caught rubbing one out. It happens.

Any time now, Lord.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

150 I'm pretty sure that they haven't yet taken the step of making it official that transgenders are allowed to publicly masturbate in women's rooms next to women and girls.

Scott Weiner is probably already trying to fix that.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at January 07, 2026 12:35 PM (2ocoG)

151 They need Drill Instructors. This is totes a shit can thrown down the squad bay moment. Lots of yelling and questions concerning you're manliness.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 07, 2026 12:35 PM (pLaQB)

152 In the before times, xhe would have been carried out of the locker room on a stretcher.
Posted by: Living Color at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM

He Goes in Through the Out Door, so to speak.
Posted by: toby928
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There was a time when brothers, fathers, and uncles took care of these matters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (XeU6L)

153 You know that the girls that filmed this, complete with not one but two snout rings, voted for the tranny agenda by a straight donk ticket in every election she was a part of.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (xvV+O)

154 Yea, that's sorta my point and why I'm skeptical. That, plus as a guy who maybe mighta kinda sorta maybe spanked the monkey maybe once or twice or 7 million times as a horny teenager, it seems very unusual to get a perfectly framed shadow showing unnatural exaggerated nuclear jackhammer jerking off that would tear the skin off a normal dick.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
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OMG, Skynet AI has created Terminator as a sex droid. He can't be reasoned with, He cannot be stopped.

Linda Hamilton save us.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (WDjG6)

155 148 "like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley"

Like he was Alex Van Halen playing "Hot For Teacher" at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: CTHillary
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Well, no one will say he was like Keith Moon playing drums because Keith always wrecked his equipment after finishing.
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:34 PM (WDjG6)

Moon was also a killer drummer but his mental problems keeps him out of the rarefied heights of Bonham and Peart.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (xcxpd)

156 Glad to hear you were out for a walk, ace. Back problems are the worst, and complicated. Hope your situation is the kind where activity helps.

Meanwhile, MN gets spicier.

Auditor's report - surprise! - seems to confirm rampant, blatant, crude criminal corruption in administration of state funds. Was obvious the type/scale of looting going on at Somali and other "non-profits" required collusion, this seems to be first concrete evidence thereof.

Oh - and local idiots in Mpls obstructing federal immigration actions, local "police"* doing nothing. Haven't perused latest "court" rulings on use of NG, but umm.

* a "police" department that lynches its own personnel as part of a racist pogrom should be disbanded anyway

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (U/Byj)

157 Old shaitan smiles.

Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (o2ZRX)

158 https://tinyurl.com/4s8npuxt

Posted by: night lifted at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (kJmLc)

159 In the before times, xhe would have been carried out of the locker room on a stretcher.
Posted by: Living Color at January 07, 2026 12:23 PM

He Goes in Through the Out Door, so to speak.
Posted by: toby928
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There was a time when brothers, fathers, and uncles took care of these matters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (XeU6L)
________

Women really do need the bear

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

160 143

>>I'm sorry for your loss.

Thank you, been experiencing too many deaths lately.

As Ace has intoned, people need to stop dying.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (XV/Pl)

161 Gross and creepy. These are men dressing up as women to get their rocks off being in a space that was once for only BIOLOGICAL women.

Similar to guys that put on women's underwear.
It's a sick kink.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

162 Let the Public Masturbator Stay
—Ace

It's your Blog, yo.

Posted by: IRS at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (ddphe)

163 In more serious news:

Gaming chair in pink and white with a neko theme.

Yes or No?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (MvBjh)

164 @ whig 107 -

Yes. This is a bit dated, but I'm sure it is still true:

"The Gay Couples Study out of San Francisco State University—which, in following over 500 gay couples over many years is the largest on-going study of its kind—has found that about half of all couples have sex with someone other than their partner, with their partner knowing."

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (9mw3J)

165
Holy carp, are we listening to the hearing on Minnesota fraud? It's surreal.

"What percentage of rapes nationwide are committed by white men?"

"Should George Santos have been pardoned by Trump?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (Uo+RY)

166 Well Planet Fitness seems to be between a rock and a a the thing.

Posted by: thug dolphin at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (EyfuW)

167 "like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley"

Like he was Alex Van Halen playing "Hot For Teacher" at the Hollywood Bowl.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Vpqw1)

Like he was Mel Taylor playing Wipe Out live in Japan.

https://youtu.be/3bKG0p6Tv9Q

That guy is good, but this guy is of a different species.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0BVB9i-XbB4?feature=share

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

168 There has been a boom of independent gyms opening in the last 10 years. There is almost always a better option than Planet Fitness. It is hard to beat their price, but you get what you pay for.

Posted by: brak at January 07, 2026 12:38 PM (jGJov)

169 Mace or pepper spray in the eyes and on the tackle might have been an appropriate reaction. Rub it out now, pal.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 07, 2026 12:39 PM (O7YUW)

170 70 like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley.
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I have no idea what that means.
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John had the reputation of playing his drum kit like he was beating red-headed mules.

Posted by: clarence at January 07, 2026 12:39 PM (JhlRS)

171 Let the Public Masturbator Stay

Dems are now forced to cheer, "Let him finish!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2026 12:39 PM (o5jAD)

172 https://tinyurl.com/4s8npuxt
Posted by: night lifted at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM (kJmLc)

That's bullshit. I don't see any Red Bull or sugary cereals listed......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

173 has found that about half of all couples have sex with someone other than their partner, with their partner knowing."
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Tag Team Wrestling is a thing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 07, 2026 12:39 PM (pLaQB)

174 BTW, Concord, CA is the location of a Naval Weapons Station where a massive explosion occurred at the Port Chicago Naval Magazine on July 17, 1944.

The blast -- caused by the detonation of approximately 429 tons of explosive (including bombs, depth charges, and ammunition) -- on the Liberty ship SS E.A. Bryan, killed 320 people including sailors, merchant seamen, and civilians, and injured 390 others.

The explosion, which registered 3.4 on the Richter scale, was felt as far as 50 miles away and destroyed two ships, the SS E.A. Bryan and the SS Quinault Victory.

The incident is recognized as the largest homefront disaster of World War II (and frequently cited as "the deadliest incident involving black service members in a single event during the war").

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 07, 2026 12:39 PM (x/kxZ)

175
You know that the girls that filmed this, complete with not one but two snout rings, voted for the tranny agenda by a straight donk ticket in every election she was a part of.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

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She probably didn't vote. Politics is dull and divisive, and she's trying to live her best life.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Uo+RY)

176 > Don't go to Planet Fitness. It's time for the Full Bud Light.

Planet Fitness was weird before they decided to embrace Tranny Tyranny. They claim to be a judgment free zone, but they are openly disdainful of gymbros and gymrats. They used to have a bowl full of Tootsie Rolls or Frooties at the front desk. They also used to have free pizza on Mondays. That ended with Covid.

The vast majority of their equipment is cardio, which isn't too different than some other gyms. The machines they have are low quality and max out easily for most reasonably strong people. Until VERY recently, you couldn't find many plates and the only bars they had were smith machines. I've seen some videos online that show a few PF gyms are starting to stock weight plates.

The lunk alarm famously gets used to shame anyone who makes any noise. I have mixed feelings about this. People who slam their weights or make orgasm sounds when lifting are super annoying. But it's not a library, so some noise is fine.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Yp6az)

177 Can you imagine working at Planet Fitness and NEEDING that job and having to put up with shit policies like they have?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 07, 2026 12:40 PM (O7YUW)

178 120 King missile or maybe some They Might Be Giants.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (MvBjh)

I'm curious about which TMBG song you have in mind here.
King Missile, I get.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

179 The funny part is that the peak of the Stanley cup fad was a year or two ago. "

/Dicks sporting goods looks at inventory. Whimpers

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 12:40 PM (XuXeR)

180 >>That guy is good, but this guy is of a different species.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0BVB9i-XbB4?feature=share

El Estepario is unreal.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 12:40 PM (ddphe)

181 Planet Fitness should just change its name to "Place to Tug-on-This."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2026 12:41 PM (NwnyJ)

182
Hope he goes blind.
Posted by: Cray Cray

based on my own extensive N=1 experimentation, he probably won't, though he will need reading glasses as soon as he hits 40.

(Seriously, it was OVERNIGHT)
Posted by: ace

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This is why I come to this site.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Uo+RY)

183 Speaking of jerk offs

Zohran Mamdani’s woke, privileged tenant advocate Cea Weaver breaks down crying when asked about hypocritical gentrification comments

https://
trib.al/IySAVuk

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 07, 2026 12:41 PM (0ZXaJ)

184 For situations like this, we need more women like my sister M - I've told this story before:

Long ago, in a land far, far away, some idiot flashed my sis in a grocery store's parking lot. Being of Italian extraction, she took the logical, immediate action. She whipped out a box of Velveeta and proceed to beat the ever-loving shit out of the guy. The beating went on for so long and was so thorough, that the cops showed up and eventually told her, "Lady, I think he's had enough."

Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2026 12:41 PM (cYBz/)

185 I watched Mr. Ed in his stall for years and he was always well-behave even when Connie Hines was about.

Posted by: Wilbur Post at January 07, 2026 12:41 PM (oftw2)

186 113 A place called Concord.

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I lived there and neighboring Walnut Creek for 10 years during the 90s (about 30 miles east of Oakland on the right side of the Oakland Hills)

At that time, Contra Costa County was primarily conservative, even the local newspaper.

I'm sure it's now a third-world shithole since I escaped ...
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It's still more right leaning than west of the Caldecott tunnel. I lived in the Oakland hills for 30+ years and neighbors were considering moving to CCC but feared the schools wouldn't be 'diverse' enough (e.g., too many white kids).

Posted by: beckster at January 07, 2026 12:42 PM (I7J98)

187 https://tinyurl.com/4s8npuxt

Posted by: night lifted at January 07, 2026 12:36 PM

No Cheetos?

Posted by: huerfano at January 07, 2026 12:42 PM (98kQX)

188 Sometimes a chick has to milk one out.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 07, 2026 12:34 PM (pLaQB)
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LOL!

Poetry like that is why I come to this wonderful place!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 07, 2026 12:42 PM (xvV+O)

189 Concord is just about as far as you can go east and still call it Bay area.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 07, 2026 12:42 PM (RIvkX)

190 has found that about half of all couples have sex with someone other than their partner, with their partner knowing."
Posted by: Jay in PA
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And the other half had sex with someone else without their partner knowing.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:42 PM (WDjG6)

191 whig 107 -

Yes. This is a bit dated, but I'm sure it is still true:

"The Gay Couples Study out of San Francisco State University—which, in following over 500 gay couples over many years is the largest on-going study of its kind—has found that about half of all couples have sex with someone other than their partner, with their partner knowing."
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (9mw3J)
______

Absolutely true. The entire gay culture is based on insanely promiscuous sex (often in groups), no monogamy at all, and heavy drug use.

The party-boy gays I know can line up a dozen sex partners in a weekend, with barely any effort. Just a few clicks on an app or 5 minutes in a gay-friendly club.

The vast majority of gays are not like heteros. Even the most successful hetero Chads and Tyrones aren't getting as much sex as the average gay guy.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

192 Like he was Mel Taylor playing Wipe Out live in Japan."

"Dreaming" by Blondie

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 12:42 PM (XuXeR)

193 "Holy carp, are we listening to the hearing on Minnesota fraud? It's surreal.

"What percentage of rapes nationwide are committed by white men?"

============

Note how the Democrats just can't condemn fraud. It would upset their base too much.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 07, 2026 12:42 PM (9mw3J)

194 163 In more serious news:

Gaming chair in pink and white with a neko theme.

Yes or No?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (MvBjh)

if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.
Go for it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

195 Looks like we are taking action in ~~Minneapolis~~ Somalia. From the AP:

Authorities reported a shooting Wednesday involving federal agents in Minneapolis, where immigration enforcement has been conducting a major crackdown.

Live video posted online showed a large presence of federal and local officers, yellow police tape and cars that had been in a crash. Cmdr. Gregory Bovino of U.S. Customs and Border Protection was in the group.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 07, 2026 12:43 PM (wtvvX)

196 Over at Insty this morning Sarah Hoyt linked a tweet that talked about the hierarchy of which group the radical left supports in any situation. Basically whichever one is more destructive to social norms. So for example

Women > men
Liberal women > other women
Fake women > real women

Posted by: Oddbob at January 07, 2026 12:43 PM (CSOdI)

197
I have no idea how it is now, but it used to be that the gym business model was to sign people up any way they could and then balance the hassle of canceling a membership against the cost of dues/fees.

I was good friends with the business/sales manager at my very nice gym through the 1990s. She told me that they voluntarily capped their membership at 50x of what they estimated for facility capacity if every member used the gym daily.

The only time the gym ever felt crowded was the first two weeks of the year and the two weeks after the first really nice spring day. The bulk of their revenue came from non-active paying members.

My point is that the best way to fuck over Planet Fitness may be to go after inactive paying members by helping them navigate membership cancellation.

Posted by: biteme at January 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xWS9V)

198 177 Can you imagine working at Planet Fitness and NEEDING that job and having to put up with shit policies like they have?
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
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Wouldn't want to touch cleaning the bathrooms. UV light would show ghastly evidence.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (WDjG6)

199 though he will need reading glasses as soon as he hits 40.
(Seriously, it was OVERNIGHT)
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:18 PM (1wjle)
~~~~~

Don't worry ace. Once he hits 60 he won't need reading glasses anymore. The cataracts will take care of that. Then he'll only need glasses for distance.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (3ImbR)

200 194 163 In more serious news:

Gaming chair in pink and white with a neko theme.

Yes or No?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:37 PM (MvBjh)

I'd say yes .. Sounds fun...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (VE6XX)

201 @176/bonhomme: "The lunk alarm famously gets used to shame anyone who makes any noise."

Which could cause someone else working out quietly to flinch at just the wrong moment, tearing a muscle, a tendon, causing nerve damage, etc... I heard about their lunk alarm as soon as they opened up in my town. That alone stopped me from wanting to give them my money. Now it's looking like they have a ton of wrong-headed policies.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (O7YUW)

202 I put TMBG in there to see if anyone would notice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (MvBjh)

203
Concord is Contra Costa County (north of Alameda County) and just behind the Berkeley Hills.

Consider the whole Bay Area as a fetid sewer and you won't be surprised.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (xG4kz)

204 shadowboxing with his hog.

Now that I've stopped laughing, I'm filing that one away for future use.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (MZ+PY)

205 >>>Gross and creepy. These are men dressing up as women to get their rocks off being in a space that was once for only BIOLOGICAL women.

Similar to guys that put on women's underwear.
It's a sick kink.

>How is that even possible unless you have a micropenis?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (Ouxay)

206 Minneapolis-
Violent rioters attacked ICE with car. An agent shot and killed person in self defense

Posted by: redridinghood at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

207 Whig 107 - Most married gays treat their marriage like the home field. They play a lot of away games and host a lot of other teams.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (0ZXaJ)

208 Ace, I hope you are now posting on X as Dick Thunderdome.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 07, 2026 12:45 PM (xD85g)

209 I know for sure there are a few "spas" that are notorious for being thinly-disguised sex clubs.
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LA Fitness has entered the chat

Yep. I was a LA Fitness member for a while. I STRONGLY suspected many of the old dudes were just trolling for dick. I'd go into the lock room to change and they'd be in there, fully nude. I'd go work out and an hour later, the same guys are in there, fully nude.

Some people will argue that it's a locker room and you should get over seeing nudity there. Sure, it's fine to be nude in the locker room for a few minutes. When you're changing, taking a shower, or in transit between those two areas. Otherwise, put some damn clothes on.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2026 12:45 PM (Yp6az)

210 I lived there and neighboring Walnut Creek"

Used to have a standing reservation at the Marriott... was a nice area.

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 12:45 PM (XuXeR)

211 "The entire gay culture is based on insanely promiscuous sex (often in groups), no monogamy at all, and heavy drug use."

======

Yes. When I lived in DC the guy who cut my hair was gay and the stories he would tell me about his weekends were unreal.

Doing coke until 5am. Waking up naked with strangers. Orgies. This was totally normal to him.

When I worked at the gym, there was a very flamboyant gay guy who would tell me about sex parties and point out people in the gym who were there. He had to have died of AIDS.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 07, 2026 12:45 PM (9mw3J)

212 Sometimes a lady needs to burp the worm.

Posted by: Planet Fitness Management at January 07, 2026 12:45 PM (1wjle)

213
My point is that the best way to fuck over Planet Fitness may be to go after inactive paying members by helping them navigate membership cancellation.

Posted by: biteme at January 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xWS9V)

I got this.

Posted by: Rocket Money at January 07, 2026 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

214 I'd considered a membership there. Thankfully, I resisted.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 07, 2026 12:46 PM (BpO1e)

215 Mitch Mitchell does some quality drumming on Manic Depression and many other JHE songs.

Posted by: Is You Experienced? at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (oftw2)

216 There has been a boom of independent gyms opening in the last 10 years. There is almost always a better option than Planet Fitness. It is hard to beat their price, but you get what you pay for.
Posted by: brak at January 07, 2026 12:38 PM

Meh...depends. My local PF in a small affluent burb is pretty good. No obvious weirdos or shenanigans. Mostly middle aged normies and younger gym bunnies. Sadly, my local gun club is somewhat short of range babes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)

217 Like he was Mel Taylor playing Wipe Out live in Japan.

https://youtu.be/3bKG0p6Tv9Q

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

I'll show that to Pookette when she's feeling better (because she's going to want to immediately try it).

Posted by: pookysgirl, posting from her sickbed at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Wt5PA)

218 Yep. I was a LA Fitness member for a while. I STRONGLY suspected many of the old dudes were just trolling for dick. I'd go into the lock room to change and they'd be in there, fully nude. I'd go work out and an hour later, the same guys are in there, fully nude.

The trays of martinis and chaise longues should have been a clue.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t)

219 Wouldn't want to touch cleaning the bathrooms. UV light would show ghastly evidence"

/Jackson Pollock winces

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (XuXeR)

220 Last year Minneapolis area had three shootings at high school graduations that were held on a college campus.

All shooters were Somali.

And this past October, the college said they are no longer hosting high school graduations.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (MvBjh)

221
if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.
Go for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

I have a feeling the guy attempting to paint the inside of that stall white had a similar sentiment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

222 All shooters were Somali.

And this past October, the college said they are no longer hosting high school graduations.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (MvBjh)

Because it was the ceremony's fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

223 A bucket of cold water dumped on his head would have put an end to the pud pulling pronto.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Wxl9t)

Oh...I doubt that.

Posted by: Every Teenage Boy at January 07, 2026 12:48 PM (n9ltV)

224 Minneapolis-
Violent rioters attacked ICE with car. An agent shot and killed person in self defense
Posted by: redridinghood at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM (NpAcC)
~~~~~

Whoa. Just heard on the radio that there was "an ICE involved shooting" but they didn't know any details except that Mayer Frey came out saying ICE was causing chaos in Minneapolis.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (3ImbR)

225 if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.
Go for it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

I have a feeling the guy attempting to paint the inside of that stall white had a similar sentiment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Fair correction.

But Anna wanting a pink and white gaming chair seems far more....mild.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)

226 59 >>>39 No way I’m watching any of those videos. Disgusting

Understood. So I will describe them for you.

the shadows show him jacking his dick with the remorseless mechanical fury of a misfiring industrial robot
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)

And I'm dead.

Posted by: Nelly at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (7gpcF)

227 also RIP Sheryl Crow's hotness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)

228
A Trans "Woman" Beats His Pud In the Planet Fitness Woman's Bathroom

It owed him money

-- just the punch line

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (xG4kz)

229 Yep. I was a LA Fitness member for a while. I STRONGLY suspected many of the old dudes were just trolling for dick. I'd go into the lock room to change and they'd be in there, fully nude. I'd go work out and an hour later, the same guys are in there, fully nude.
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This sounds like the old days at the YMCA. Old guys swimming naked in the pool.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (pLaQB)

230
I'll show that to Pookette when she's feeling better (because she's going to want to immediately try it).
Posted by: pookysgirl, posting from her sickbed at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Wt5PA)

Just don't show her The Safari's version after that. It's a HUGE disappointment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

231 Women really do need the bear

The bear is so a year ago. Now women want the minotaur.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 07, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

232 like he was John Bonham playing Kashmir at Wembley

I might have gone with Moby Dick just because.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 07, 2026 12:50 PM (6ydKt)

233 Blood pressure's too high, I'm gonna wait for the next thread.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at January 07, 2026 12:50 PM (O7YUW)

234 Isn't it Planet Fitness that puts out pizza and bagels for their members?
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 07, 2026 12:21 PM (as0GS)

Maybe whackin' tranny was fitting bagels to his member?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2026 12:50 PM (8zz6B)

235 Concord, CA? More like Conquered California, am I right?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 07, 2026 12:51 PM (p9rFX)

236 You guys made Weaver the NYC Marxist property apparatchik cry. The theater kid can't handle being asked about her families $1.5m home. Poor poser

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 07, 2026 12:51 PM (ScJGb)

237 There has been a boom of independent gyms opening in the last 10 years. There is almost always a better option than Planet Fitness. It is hard to beat their price, but you get what you pay for.
Posted by: brak at January 07, 2026 12:38 PM

Meh...depends. My local PF in a small affluent burb is pretty good. No obvious weirdos or shenanigans. Mostly middle aged normies and younger gym bunnies. Sadly, my local gun club is somewhat short of range babes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 12:47 PM (bFu5X)
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My sister went to a suburban PF for years. She liked it because (i) it was cheap and (ii) it was mostly people in average shape (like her) and very few gymbro douchebags grunting, sweating, and posing.

There's another gym in the area where all the sweating grunting gymbros and half-whore THOTs go.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

238 I saw Remorseless Mechanical Fury open for Money Pox Disseminator last year in San Fran at the Fillmore. It wasnt pleasant.

Posted by: Winning at January 07, 2026 12:52 PM (KdazR)

239 Moon was also a killer drummer but his mental problems keeps him out of the rarefied heights of Bonham and Peart.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Depends. I have been listening to a lot of Who live shows that have been released lately. Keith was on another planet doing shit that neither Bonham nor Peart could do because they were not batshit insane.

Keith hated playing the song the same way twice and part of that is why Roger hated Pete's later work which relied on synthesizers. Keef had to wear headphones to a click track (first) and then later to the recorded synth which constrained his ability to follow either John, Keith, or Roger.

Pete, as the composer as much as musician, disliked Keith and John going freeform because he felt that he had to play rhythm simply to keep time for the band. I think, in part, Pete used the synths to constrain the Keith and John to its timing.

Try watching the Who's Isle of Wight live show, better than Zep at its best. The new extended release of Live at Leeds also show the Who at its peak.

Also hilarious but wicked, Keef playing drums in the Who's Quick One While He's Away at the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:52 PM (WDjG6)

240 We had to confront and revoke multiple memberships over this. The idea that gay men want to be married and can be monogamous as portrayed on TV and in film is just so laughable. Most people have no idea how degenerate and fiendish these people are.

Posted by: Jay in PA

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Back in the 00s there was a humorous gay conservative local talk radio show host in SoCal named Al Rantel.

He explained it thusly: men's sexual nature and drive are generally analogous to a vehicle's accelerator -- while women's are generally analogous to a vehicle's brake.

The problem with gay men -- whether as a couple or group -- is that sex is all accelerator and no brake.

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 07, 2026 12:52 PM (beXRF)

241 This is is an unaired Seinfeld episode.

George: "I'm in the stall. No rules in the stall."

Kramer: "He's in the stall, Jerry."

Jerry: "That doesn't seem right. What else can you do in the stall."

Kramer: "Well, anything. Sovereign territory in the stall."

Posted by: Orson at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (dIske)

242 I don't always masturbate, but when I do I do it in public restroom stalls.

Posted by: wth -the most interesting masturbator in the world at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

243 So, if a man is working out at Planet Fitness and he grunts while lifting weights hell be thrown out because "grunting makes other guests uncomfortable."

But that sane did can pull his Toobin in the women's locker room and they'll kick a woman out for complaining about it.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Obviously the proper solution is to pull the Lunk Alarm when any man is spanking his monkey in the Women's bathroom

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (a+4eV)

244 Fair correction.

But Anna wanting a pink and white gaming chair seems far more....mild.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)

Valid.

Much less harmful to the surrounding public.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

245 Why not, Anna?

as long as it's comfortable, as a chair.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (Cjt/F)

246 Sheryl "Two Sheets" Crow was hot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (MvBjh)

247 Yep. I was a LA Fitness member for a while. I STRONGLY suspected many of the old dudes were just trolling for dick. I'd go into the lock room to change and they'd be in there, fully nude. I'd go work out and an hour later, the same guys are in there, fully nude.
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This sounds like the old days at the YMCA. Old guys swimming naked in the pool.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (pLaQB)
_______

"We wrote a song about it, bruh!"

-- Village People

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

248 It is hard to beat their price, but you get what you pay for.
Posted by: brak at January 07, 2026 12:38 PM

ISWYDT

Posted by: Just the Punchline at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (jc0TO)

249 "The entire gay culture is based on insanely promiscuous sex (often in groups), no monogamy at all, and heavy drug use."

Had some acquaintances back in my 20's that I would occasionally hang out with. When the evening grew late, and the talk turned to the first time one of them got fisted, I excused myself and went home.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at January 07, 2026 12:53 PM (MZ+PY)

250
From the hearing putatively regarding Minnesota fraud...

"Can you please speak to how President Trump's actions contradict his promises to the American people?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Uo+RY)

251 Go to Planet Fitness to Pump Iron and your dick anywhere you like. PF needs a major boycott over this. The cops should have been called. The "workers" there are useless.

Posted by: Cheri at January 07, 2026 12:54 PM (oiNtH)

252 I'll ask it again, what is it with these mentally ill people and public restrooms?

Posted by: wth at January 07, 2026 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

253 Remember "The War on Women," circa 2008?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at January 07, 2026 12:54 PM (qUkBO)

254 You guys made Weaver the NYC Marxist property apparatchik cry. The theater kid can't handle being asked about her families $1.5m home. Poor poser
Posted by: Smell the Glove

LOL. LMAO, even.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 12:54 PM (a+4eV)

255 also RIP Sheryl Crow's hotness.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 07, 2026 12:49 PM (xcxpd)

She sounds vaccinated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

256 It's like they get boners when they smell shit.

Posted by: wth at January 07, 2026 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

257 252 I'll ask it again, what is it with these mentally ill people and public restrooms?
___

Semi-captive audience.

Posted by: Look at Meeeeeeee!!!! at January 07, 2026 12:56 PM (qUkBO)

258 Sheryl "Two Sheets" Crow was hot?"

Steve McQueen video....

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 12:56 PM (XuXeR)

259 >>Live at Leeds also show the Who at its peak.

It is.

I prefer Bill Ward to all the Drummers mentioned.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 12:56 PM (ddphe)

260

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith... the anal behind anal sex at January 07, 2026 12:56 PM (QSd+D)

261 Sheryl "Two Sheets" Crow was hot?
Posted by: Anna Puma
.......

Mediocre. Before the dingleberries.

Posted by: wth at January 07, 2026 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

262 Minneapolis- Violent rioters attacked ICE with car.

MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes. It's murder!

They want protests and they should absolutely get it. This is terrorism plain and simple.

It's not protests that "they" want. It's a civil war. And so many of our "countrymen" would prefer violent anarchy over having to pay child support, or their truck loan, or whatever

My landlord just mass texted this, sharing here in case anyone is in the area to observe and record/document

ICE ALLERT: SHOTS FIRED and PEOPLE TRAPPED IN CAR, 32ND AND CHICAGO. Need more people there for observers if you are rapid response.

Now that Walz is free to do whatever, I’d love it if he sent the state police to round up every ICE person in the state. Including the puppy killer if she steps foot in the state. Charge them with treason and murder.

The cruelty is the point. ICE doesn't care about your health or your rights, they are power tripping wannabe soldiers who relish hurting people and separating families.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 07, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

263 Similar to guys that put on women's underwear.
It's a sick kink.

>How is that even possible unless you have a micropenis?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Same way one would put on men's underwear, one would think.

No one said it had to fit well.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 12:57 PM (a+4eV)

264 they get boners when they smell shit."

"Let me push that stool in for you"..

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 12:57 PM (XuXeR)

265 Some poor ICE dude is gonna get Derek Chauvined

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 07, 2026 12:57 PM (ZEz+n)

266 I'll ask it again, what is it with these mentally ill people and public restrooms?
Posted by: wth
-
A question which answers itself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 07, 2026 12:57 PM (XeU6L)

267 Planet Fitness. Come for the workout. Stay for Caligula in the locker room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

268 FWIW, Maestro producer, Glyn Johns, when asked about Keith and John Bonham by Rick Beato, remarked, Bonham was very particular about tuning his drums for the best sound, Keith did not care about tuning but wanted his drum skins as tight as they could be so Keith could play faster and hit harder.

Recording in the studio, Glyn Johns mentioned when miking Keith's drums, you simply aimed at having the mikes survive the recording session rather than placement as much.

A lot of dispute in the musical world comes from who is the technical master of the instrument and who is the best person to play that role in a particular band to make it great. Keith could not play in another band probably and make the grade because his technique inevitably Whoized the song. You can tell that from Pete's demos to the actual Who recording. Sometimes Pete's demos are better than the Who version because of the excess. Sometimes transformed by the band---The Real Me is an example--Pete's demo is kind of jazzy and light, the Who's recorded version is John and Keith competing to get to the finish line first with the honors. Roger and Pete stay out of their way.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 12:58 PM (WDjG6)

269
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes. It's murder!

I'm sure this is an accurate account...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

270 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at January 07, 2026 12:56 PM (QSd+D)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at January 07, 2026 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

271 The US is seizing tankers and the UK is posting " We helped too!" LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2026 12:58 PM (YwEeS)

272
I'll ask it again, what is it with these mentally ill people and public restrooms?

==============

Restrooms AND dressing rooms. Even the women's and girls' area in Wal-Mart. They love to hang around picking out "cute tops" and asking fellow shoppers and salesgirls for advice on fitting a bra.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM (Uo+RY)

273 She whipped out a box of Velveeta and proceed to beat the ever-loving shit out of the guy. The beating went on for so long and was so thorough, that the cops showed up and eventually told her, "Lady, I think he's had enough."
Posted by: Tonypete

... is Velveeta the recommended weapon for such a scenario, or will any box of processed cheese product work?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM (a+4eV)

274 Why don't people like that get a stern lecture in the parking lot? Stern as in getting their ass kicked.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 07, 2026 12:29 PM (luW6

This. A quick call to the local biker bar. "Want to come out and play?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM (8zz6B)

275 I think we need to all band together and create a "Trump to Rushmore" Committee just to troll the shit out of the leftists.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM (Da7Vv)

276 Gays like to drill holes in restroom stalls. PF got off easy with this one.

Posted by: Hole Hogg at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM (oftw2)

277 I'm sure this is an accurate account..."

You question us? We have an Emmy!

/

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM (XuXeR)

278 271 The US is seizing tankers and the UK is posting " We helped too!" LOL
Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2026 12:58 PM (YwEeS)

LOL... More like "Don't throw us in the brier patch Brer Trump."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 01:00 PM (VE6XX)

279 ... is Velveeta the recommended weapon for such a scenario, or will any box of processed cheese product work?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

Posted by: toby928(c) at January 07, 2026 01:00 PM (jc0TO)

280 207 Whig 107 - Most married gays treat their marriage like the home field. They play a lot of away games and host a lot of other teams.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
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Snort. LOL. I don't want to contemplate how they would remake Field of Dreams.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:01 PM (WDjG6)

281 It must have been the smell of feces from the commode that got the tranny’’s motor cranked.

I have never heard of anybody rubbing one out on the shitter.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 07, 2026 01:01 PM (Ouxay)

282 or will any box of processed cheese product work?"

Kerrygold's "Dubliner" cheese. Weighs a ton per brick...

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (XuXeR)

283 Jerking off in public, shooting cum all over the place like Spiderman, is a time-honored American tradition.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (HXT0k)

284 You can draw a straight line from this sick shit to the radical feminists of 15 years ago.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (pohLc)

285 It WAS a mostly PEACEFUL ramming!

Posted by: Woman Shot Dead by ICE at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (Bo9Yf)

286 Snort. LOL. I don't want to contemplate how they would remake Field of Dreams.
Posted by: whig

Field of Creams?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (JCZqz)

287
No way I’m watching any of those videos. Disgusting
=====
Understood. So I will describe them for you.
the shadows show him jacking his dick with the remorseless mechanical fury of a misfiring industrial robot
Posted by: ace

OMG. ^^^^this^^^^ is the cruelty VDH lurkes here for. I sincerely hope he didn't tear any stitches laughing his recovering ass off.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (QVmho)

288
I'm sure this is an accurate account...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 12:58 PM (VE6XX)

And if it is, it's fitting for someone attempting to murder a federal agent with a vehicle while doing their job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

289
Now that Walz is free to do whatever, I’d love it if he sent the state police to round up every ICE person in the state.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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Heh, is Walz free to do whatever? Maybe he's not exiting politics altogether. A few people have pointed out that if Amy Klobuchar becomes the next MN governor, she gets to appoint her replacement in the Senate. Tampon Tim?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (Uo+RY)

290 Poor guy was just grooming his wookie in that stall. Leave him alone.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at January 07, 2026 01:03 PM (V362x)

291 You guys made Weaver the NYC Marxist property apparatchik cry. The theater kid can't handle being asked about her families $1.5m home. Poor poser

Iowahawk has a great X thread this morning where he's doing an extended joke about Weaver being hot, just like Alice the Goon from Popeye.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 07, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

292 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 07, 2026 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

I went into a New Jersey truck stop men's room once, long ago. Some South Asian looking guy was pounding his pud at the extend urinal. There were about 8 or so guys in line for a empty stall, doing their best to ignore him. I got a stall, did my business and when I left, he was still at it.

Posted by: javems at January 07, 2026 01:03 PM (8Jwks)

293 Gaming chair in pink and white with a neko theme.

Yes or No?
Posted by: Anna Puma

That sounds adorable! Is it also comfortable? If so, yes.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 01:03 PM (a+4eV)

294 Jerking off in public, shooting cum all over the place like Spiderman, is a time-honored American tradition.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 07, 2026 01:02 PM (HXT0k)

Are you saying he was building his web?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Snort. LOL. I don't want to contemplate how they would remake Field of Dreams.
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:01 PM

Barley an inconvenience. "If you build it, they will come."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 01:03 PM (bFu5X)

296 I'm sure others have noted, this is absolute proof that transgender is nothing more than a form of deviant sexual arousal.

The guy was jerking off because he is aroused at pretending to be a woman--and in a space restricted to women.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 07, 2026 01:03 PM (HXT0k)

297 >> Some poor ICE dude is gonna get Derek Chauvined

Doubtful. ICE just put out a statement that someone tried to run over ICE agents and one responded in self-defense by shooting the driver.

New sheriff in town and they are not going to throw an ICE agent under the bus for defended himself and others.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2026 01:04 PM (viF8m)

298 "Concord, CA? More like Conquered California, am I right?"

Si.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 07, 2026 01:04 PM (cS1cw)

299 Can a fitness facility disassociate themselves from Planet Fitness and switch to another company? I mean, some other company that is not insane might like to pick up some more locations.

We have a PF in my conservative town. I don't know if they follow the immoral and unsafe policies of some of the other locations, but you'd think there might be community support for a more wholesome company.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 07, 2026 01:04 PM (FMtrg)

300 I might have gone with Moby Dick just because.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
=====
Thar she blows!!!!

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:04 PM (WDjG6)

301 You can draw a straight line from this sick shit to the radical feminists of 15 years ago."

*recalls pics of Andrea Dworkin... yank'n it looks pretty good now, huh?

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:04 PM (XuXeR)

302 Iowahawk has a great X thread this morning where he's doing an extended joke about Weaver being hot, just like Alice the Goon from Popeye.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 07, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

He should've stuck to that schtick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Understood. So I will describe them for you.
the shadows show him jacking his dick with the remorseless mechanical fury of a misfiring industrial robot
Posted by: ace

OMG. ^^^^this^^^^ is the cruelty VDH lurkes here for. I sincerely hope he didn't tear any stitches laughing his recovering ass off.
Posted by: BifBewalski

5 Nights at ~~Freddy's~~ Planet Fitness wasn't the sequel I was expecting.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (JCZqz)

304 We need to install trebuchets that launch these freaks right into the Pacific

Posted by: melodicmetal at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (61TgR)

305 Barley an inconvenience. "If you build it, they will come."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
=======
I thought that was Nancy Mace?

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (WDjG6)

306 911, there's a guy publicly masterbating at this address. That isn't hard.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (sDNVV)

307 A dude jerking off is VERY vulnerable. Very.

Posted by: connected and litigious at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (cS1cw)

308 >10 Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!
Posted by: Judge Hardy at January 07, 2026 12:15 PM (oftw2)

Now there's a blast from the past

Posted by: kactus at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (twS2i)

309 297 Agreed but the likelihood of one being murdered at some point is high...

Posted by: steevy at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (YwEeS)

310
Doubtful. ICE just put out a statement that someone tried to run over ICE agents and one responded in self-defense by shooting the driver.

New sheriff in town and they are not going to throw an ICE agent under the bus for defended himself and others.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2026 01:04 PM (viF8m)

Time for the National Guard.. This is out of control

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (VE6XX)

311 >> I might have gone with Moby Dick just because.

He was just warming up...

when his friends arrive, he'll segue into Four Sticks.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 01:06 PM (ddphe)

312
Democrats in this hearing have not asked a single question about Minnesota fraud.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 01:06 PM (Uo+RY)

313 En fappo!

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fappo!" at January 07, 2026 01:06 PM (lEAvH)

314 "If you build it, they will come."

Or "Frankie goes to Hollywood "

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:06 PM (XuXeR)

315 Did anyone ask if it was a guy named Pete from AOSHQ?

Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2026 01:06 PM (dP47V)

316 Heh, is Walz free to do whatever? Maybe he's not exiting politics altogether. A few people have pointed out that if Amy Klobuchar becomes the next MN governor, she gets to appoint her replacement in the Senate. Tampon Tim?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
======
Kind of like Caligula putting his horse in the Roman Senate.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:06 PM (WDjG6)

317 Barley an inconvenience. "If you build it, they will come."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
=======
I thought that was Nancy Mace?
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM

That's the obligatory gender swapped remake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 01:06 PM (bFu5X)

318 Kashmir. Greatest Zeppelin song. Period. I will die on this hill.

Hot dog.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 07, 2026 01:07 PM (luW68)

319
Time for the National Guard.. This is out of control
Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM (VE6XX)

Nope. Not a chance.

Posted by: Lord Emperor Boasberg at January 07, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

320 I might have gone with Moby Dick just because.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 07, 2026 12:50 PM (6ydKt)

Your Time is Gonna Come

Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2026 01:07 PM (dP47V)

321 Now that Walz is free to do whatever, I’d love it if he sent the state police to round up every ICE person in the state. Including the puppy killer if she steps foot in the state. Charge them with treason and murder.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 07, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

======

Now that's a take.

"Just start another civil war, Walz. The guy who just kidnapped the head of state of Venezuela in the middle of the night won't be able to respond."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 07, 2026 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

322 911, there's a guy publicly masterbating at this address. That isn't hard.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 07, 2026 01:05 PM

Um...phrasing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2026 01:08 PM (bFu5X)

323 Are you saying he was building his web?
Posted by: Sponge
=======
Coming soon to a theater near you, the new Charlotte's Web.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:08 PM (WDjG6)

324 I went into a New Jersey truck stop men's room once, long ago...

In a galaxy far, far away? I once visited a truck stop men's restroom in New Jersey. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Posted by: Obi-Wan at January 07, 2026 01:08 PM (JCZqz)

325 >>Kashmir. Greatest Zeppelin song. Period. I will die on this hill.

It's not even the best song on that LP

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 01:08 PM (ddphe)

326 Funs fact: the Planet Fitness in Pullman WA got a special dispensation from the parent company to do the building in crimson and gray (WSU's colors) instead of PF's purple and gold (also University of Washington's colors, Wazzu's bitter rivals).

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 01:08 PM (a+4eV)

327
Your Time is Gonna Come
Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2026 01:07 PM (dP47V)

Momma told me not to come.

Posted by: ASS Troll at January 07, 2026 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

328 320 I might have gone with Moby Dick just because.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 07, 2026 12:50 PM (6ydKt)

Your Time is Gonna Come
Posted by: Doof
====
That's the Great White Whale's job.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:09 PM (WDjG6)

329 Coming soon to a theater near you, the new Charlotte's Web"

Frodo couldn't cut his way out of that!

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:09 PM (XuXeR)

330 Insurrection act. Teed up. Just a matter of time before one of these cities gets a major deployment of troops. Wonder if the progressives will lay low this summer, or riot....

Posted by: Winning at January 07, 2026 01:09 PM (KdazR)

331 ====
That's the Great White Whale's job.
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:09 PM (WDjG6)

Free My Willie!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

332 Squeeze my lemon,
til the juice runs down my leg

Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2026 01:09 PM (dP47V)

333 That's the obligatory gender swapped remake.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Like if you come, they will build it?

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (WDjG6)

334 RMBS, I should have said difficult.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (sDNVV)

335 Personally, I love to see these Blessings of Liberty. And jizz.
But mostly jizz.

Posted by: David French at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (0e5Te)

336 .. is Velveeta the recommended weapon for such a scenario, or will any box of processed cheese product work?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM (a+4eV)

It's an allegory, really, it could refer to any kind of processed cheese product...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (k9OZB)

337 307 A dude jerking off is VERY vulnerable. Very.
Posted by: connected and litigious

The dude has an unstable bio-weapon liable to explode at any moment. Sounds more dangerous than vulnerable.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (JCZqz)

338 Wonder if the progressives will lay low this summer, or riot...."

Hmm. No USAID cash, so...

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (XuXeR)

339 Free My Willie!
Posted by: Sponge

[unzips], That's what I said!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (WDjG6)

340 Of course Walz and that commie Mayor Frey are blaming ICE for the "caos."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (VE6XX)

341 >>Kashmir. Greatest Zeppelin song. Period. I will die on this hill.

It's not even the best song on that LP
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2026 01:08 PM (ddphe)

You mean side 2 of Zeppelin 4?
- Mike Damone

Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (dP47V)

342 Now that Walz is free to do whatever, I’d love it if he sent the state police to round up every ICE person in the state. Including the puppy killer if she steps foot in the state. Charge them with treason and murder.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 07, 2026 12:57 PM (JCZqz)

======

Now that's a take.

"Just start another civil war, Walz. The guy who just kidnapped the head of state of Venezuela in the middle of the night won't be able to respond."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 07, 2026 01:07 PM (GBKbO)
_________

"... and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

343 Hmm. No USAID cash, so...
Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (XuXeR)

"I got this......"

- - - - - Soros Enterprises, INC.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

344 "I wanna be your backdoor man!"

Posted by: Peter Buutyjuice at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (Q+gd/)

345 "caos." chaos

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (VE6XX)

346 Doubtful. ICE just put out a statement that someone tried to run over ICE agents and one responded in self-defense by shooting the driver.

New sheriff in town and they are not going to throw an ICE agent under the bus for defended himself and others.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2026 01:04 PM (viF8m)

Perp is deceased. The Lefty has its martyr.

The Leftists will now take their Ashley Babbitt, RIP, talking points that she deserved to die and Byrd /spit/ was totes justified in shooting her talking points, and turn them 180 degrees to attack Trump, ICE, etc.

Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (5rh/l)

347 unzips], That's what I said!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton"

Don't you have an astroturf lined truck bed you can defile?

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:12 PM (XuXeR)

348 Perp is deceased. The Lefty has its martyr.

yeah this is all over Reddit and FB

oh wells!

Darwin smiles

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 07, 2026 01:12 PM (emBoF)

349 329 Coming soon to a theater near you, the new Charlotte's Web"

Frodo couldn't cut his way out of that!
Posted by: man
======
Frodo would do like Marlon Perkins on Wild Kingdom, he'd send Sam to do the dirty work.

"Sam's seems to be having some trouble there."

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 07, 2026 01:12 PM (WDjG6)

350 or he's trying to start an outboard motor he keeps on his belt.

squeezebox she keeps in her chest > outboard motor he keeps on his belt

Posted by: anachronda at January 07, 2026 01:12 PM (oY6Yp)

351 You mean side 2 of Zeppelin 4?
- Mike Damone
Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (dP47V)

LITTLE PRICK!

- - - - Linda Barrett

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

352 342
"... and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

======

I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

353 L❤️ve is L❤️ve H8ers!!

Posted by: Tucker at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (Q/qJ3)

354 Free My Willie!
Posted by: Sponge

[unzips], That's what I said!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 07, 2026 01:10 PM (WDjG6)

***

PARTAY!!!!

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (Bo9Yf)

355 "caos." chaos"

Kaos

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)

356 A dude jerking off is VERY vulnerable. Very.
---
1) I'm not a meat gazer.
2) touching another man's erect weiner is gay.
3) if you're gonna go that far, you might as well harden up and start a sword fight.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (HXT0k)

357 Zepplin....Ramble on is a great song

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (luW68)

358 Planet Fitness instructs its female clients to show "understanding" towards publicly-masturbating men invading their private spaces."

Well, it's about time !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 07, 2026 01:14 PM (S+j2h)

359 Zepplin....Ramble on is a great song
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (luW6

Achilles Last Stand

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

360 Now that Walz is free to do whatever, I’d love it if he sent the state police to round up every ICE person in the state. Including the puppy killer if she steps foot in the state. Charge them with treason and murder
=
This would literally be a perfect scenario for the insurrection act and a midnight snatch and grab of that fat ass waltz. Bullet proof legal.

Jeez they are stoopid over there.

Posted by: Winning at January 07, 2026 01:14 PM (KdazR)

361 Not to worry. It was a female penis.

Posted by: No Name Today at January 07, 2026 01:14 PM (8mulE)

362 outboard motor he keeps on his belt"

Olaf Evenrude frowns

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:14 PM (XuXeR)

363 Below, you can really see the mentally-ill sex pest shadowboxing with his hog."

Heh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 07, 2026 01:15 PM (S+j2h)

364 330 Wonder if the progressives will lay low this summer, or riot....

in the run-up to the elections? my money's on riot.

Posted by: anachronda at January 07, 2026 01:15 PM (oY6Yp)

365 Zepplin....Ramble on is a great song
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (luW6

Achilles Last Stand
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Ten Years Gone

Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2026 01:15 PM (dP47V)

366 unzips], That's what I said!!!
Posted by: Bill Clinton"

Don't you have an astroturf lined truck bed you can defile?
Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:12 PM (XuXeR)

--------------

"He was a phony, me-age, dodging hack
With an El Camino -- astroturf in back
But I knew we'd all need Prozac
The day that Justice died."

Posted by: ShainS -- Struggling With A Learing Disability at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (beXRF)

367 I think we've beaten this subject enough...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (VE6XX)

368
206 Minneapolis-
Violent rioters attacked ICE with car. An agent shot and killed person in self defense
Posted by: redridinghood at January 07, 2026 12:44 PM

----------

The driver got carried away. In a bag.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (biznJ)

369 OT: If I wanted to legally export firearms to someplace like Iran, how would I go about getting an export license?

Posted by: No one at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (qFwJc)

370 342
"... and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

======

I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (GBKbO)
_____

It's a good scene in part because the dorky accountant is the only person in apparently the entire world who figures out that Bruce Wayne is Batman. That should be fairly obvious, but then again they still don't know who superman is despite the fact that he walks around in public without any disguise.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

371 355 "caos." chaos"

Kaos
Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:13 PM (XuXeR)

Hmmm... missed it by thaaatttt much...

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (mP0Kj)

372 FWIW, I think Kashmir was one of Zep's greatest live. There are other better studio songs.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (WDjG6)

373 362 outboard motor he keeps on his belt"

Olaf Evenrude frowns

he's just puttin' the "rude" in "evinrude"

Posted by: anachronda at January 07, 2026 01:17 PM (oY6Yp)

374 Women need to cancel their memberships and boycott Planet Fitness across the country. They won't because a very large number support this bullshit or are too afraid to get kicked out of their Oprah book club circle to say anything about it.

Posted by: Pop goes the weasel at January 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)

375 Below, you can really see the mentally-ill sex pest shadowboxing with his hog."

Do it light, taking me through the night
Shadow dancing, baby you do it right
Give me more, drag me across the floor
Shadow dancing, all this and nothing more

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 07, 2026 01:17 PM (S+j2h)

376 370 It's a good scene in part because the dorky accountant is the only person in apparently the entire world who figures out that Bruce Wayne is Batman. That should be fairly obvious, but then again they still don't know who superman is despite the fact that he walks around in public without any disguise.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

======

Harold Lloyd went unrecognized by just taking off his signature glasses.

Charlie Chaplin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 07, 2026 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

377 Did the dude say "Doesn't anybody f*cking knock anymore"?

Posted by: Doof at January 07, 2026 01:17 PM (dP47V)

378 .. is Velveeta the recommended weapon for such a scenario, or will any box of processed cheese product work?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 07, 2026 12:59 PM (a+4eV)

It's an allegory, really, it could refer to any kind of processed cheese product...
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Monty Python smiles.

Posted by: Crusader at January 07, 2026 01:17 PM (TN0g+)

379
Wonder if the progressives will lay low this summer, or riot....

in the run-up to the elections? my money's on riot.
Posted by: anachronda

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100%.

"The country is burning down under President Trump! We're more divided than ever! It's not safe for anyone!!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 01:18 PM (Uo+RY)

380 No one, I 've got 5,000 empty wine bottles to send for the molotov cocktail supply.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 07, 2026 01:18 PM (sDNVV)

381 911, there's a guy publicly masterbating at this address. That isn't hard.
Posted by: Ben Had

Tell him to keep trying.

Posted by: 911 at January 07, 2026 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

382 They won't because a very large number support this bullshit"

Stanley's sales of pink water bottles rates this statement as "true"

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:18 PM (XuXeR)

383 Sheryl had it all wrong with two sheets. It's three sheets. One front, one back, and one polish.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 07, 2026 01:19 PM (up14Y)

384 911, there's a guy publicly masterbating at this address. That isn't hard.

*snort* ISWYDT

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at January 07, 2026 01:19 PM (luW68)

385 Who amongst us, etc?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 07, 2026 01:19 PM (AtZ2l)

386 Oh let the hand beat down on my meat
My hand will fill with cream
[ba da da da da da da DAA]

Posted by: R. Plant at January 07, 2026 01:19 PM (wGerL)

387 In The Light and Ten Years Gone on Physical Graffiti are good, too.

I like most of the songs on that record(s).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at January 07, 2026 01:19 PM (6ydKt)

388 Posted by: ShainS
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So we'd be singing,
Bye Bye this Bill Clinton guy,
Took his Chevy to the levy,
Til he was blown dry,

Them good ole Dems saying what a great guy,
Saying when he leaves I'm gonna cry,
When he leaves, I'm gonna cry.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2026 01:20 PM (WDjG6)

389 Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Jackin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack (Jackin' for the Lord!)

The cars are passin' me by, they honk and say "hello" (Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
From his window, there's a guy shootin' video (Video of him jackin')
And if the good Lord, Jesus, comes knockin' on my door,
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego

Posted by: San Diego, San Francisco, wherever at January 07, 2026 01:20 PM (TbWk/)

390 I'm curious. Have any of you 'ettes experience this live yet? I did, in a well-known theater a couple of years ago. After the show, everyone's gotta go, right? So I do my business and as I'm walking out there's this teenage-looking kid (ugly, overweight male in a dress) walking out the women's room door ahead of me, turning around and smirking at us all as we exit.

I had to hold myself back.

Next time I'll do a sweep first and announce the "PENIS IN THE ROOM!" if I see that scenario again.

Posted by: Lady Who Knows Exactly Where to Deliver a Swift, Hard Kick at January 07, 2026 01:20 PM (JCLJi)

391
New one

Posted by: fourseasons at January 07, 2026 01:20 PM (3ek7K)

392 The Leftists will now take their Ashley Babbitt, RIP, talking points that she deserved to die and Byrd /spit/ was totes justified in shooting her talking points, and turn them 180 degrees to attack Trump, ICE, etc.

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Whatever.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at January 07, 2026 01:20 PM (3gg5a)

393 Kaos

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at January 07, 2026 01:20 PM (qFwJc)

394 Who amongst us, etc?
Posted by: Farmer Bob"

That field isn't as big as you think...

Posted by: man at January 07, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)

395 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 07, 2026 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

396 It's a good scene in part because the dorky accountant is the only person in apparently the entire world who figures out that Bruce Wayne is Batman. That should be fairly obvious, but then again they still don't know who superman is despite the fact that he walks around in public without any disguise.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

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Harold Lloyd went unrecognized by just taking off his signature glasses.

Charlie Chaplin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, barreling through the action thrills with Wolfgang Petersen at January 07, 2026 01:17 PM (GBKbO)
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True, but different times when film looked like shit, there was no social media, and few people really knew what actors looked like. There's no way today any recognizable actor could walk in public and not be noticed at least by someone.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at January 07, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

397 383 Sheryl had it all wrong with two sheets. It's three sheets. One front, one back, and one polish.
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Red Dwarf has entered the chat.

Posted by: clarence at January 07, 2026 01:21 PM (JhlRS)

398
Kind of like Caligula putting his horse in the Roman Senate.
Posted by: whig

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Another possibility is Senator Ilhan.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 01:21 PM (Uo+RY)

399 Oh let the hand beat down on my meat
My hand will fill with cream
[ba da da da da da da DAA]
Posted by: R. Plant at January 07, 2026 01:19 PM (wGerL)

hahaha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 07, 2026 01:21 PM (S+j2h)

400 Buddy Rich had nothing on this guy when it came to solos. More cowbell!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 07, 2026 01:22 PM (Ouxay)

401 I realize that I don't have any Led Zeppelin albums or even songs recorded. I think that they were so overplayed in my youth, I just assumed that any time I changed radio stations there would be one playing.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 07, 2026 01:23 PM (0U5gm)

402 Every msm headline is basically “ICE Shoots Woman” with no context.

Enemy of the people as usual.

Posted by: Tucker at January 07, 2026 01:54 PM (Q/qJ3)

403 If those women didn’t see that kind of shit coming from their ‘compassion’ being weaponized at the voting both this dude sure made sure they at least heard it. AWFLs are so stupefyingly naive yet so powerful. It’s a mess.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 07, 2026 02:01 PM (DSfAb)

404 "It's Dick Thunderdome."

One man enters. One man leaves.

Posted by: Dodd at January 07, 2026 02:07 PM (1hSg1)

405 This is why I come to this site.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2026 12:41 PM (Uo+RY)

ME TOO!!

Posted by: guy in stall with laptop open to AOS at January 07, 2026 02:25 PM (5xuJ/)

406 Concord is the hometown of Tom Hanks. Is he still presenting as a male or has he had his danglers removed? If you're a male and hate Trump you should get your danglers removed and sent to the WH. That'll show'em.

Posted by: Sweetie at January 07, 2026 05:05 PM (DePyg)

407 “Dick Thunderdome” is a great porn name.

Posted by: Cybernetic at January 07, 2026 06:55 PM (aL31n)

408 The women would probably be better off in the men's dressing room where men would be more polite.

Posted by: thesgm at January 08, 2026 10:14 AM (VhDvQ)

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