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Saturday Night Club ONT - January 10, 2026 [Double Ds]
With a quizzical look the sales lady asked "what kind of bra?" He repeated a "Baptist bra, she said to tell you she wanted a Baptist bra, and you would know what she wanted." "Ah now I remember" said the sales lady, "we don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." Confused a little flustered, the man asks "So, what are the differences?" The lady responded "It's all really quite simple a Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps things staunch and upright." He mused on the information for a minute and then asks "So, what is the Baptist type for?" "They" she replied "make mountains out of molehills." ------- Related comment of the week:
A Utah police department's use of artificial intelligence led to a police report stating - falsely - that an officer had been transformed into a frog. The Heber City Police Department started using a pair of AI programs, Draft One and Code Four, to automatically generate police reports from body camera footage in December. A report generated by the Draft One program mistakenly reported that an officer had been turned into a frog.
It's Mayor Zohran's NYC shithole playset
— ThatOneGuy55 (@Tesla7771) January 2, 2026
👀😂 pic.twitter.com/aB3V5NWHaq
Club ONT Music Double Entendre Edition
Unsolicited Satisfied Patron Comments of the week:
Overlooked comment from late 2025:
Ways to recognize a Hordeling in public
I’m 💯 with this man😎😎 pic.twitter.com/XQzRYHtyrK
— Tyler Ratcliff (@TylerRatcliff17) January 5, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 10:01 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2026 10:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at January 10, 2026 10:01 PM (jvxGE)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 10, 2026 10:01 PM (4v3FP)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 10, 2026 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Dad, without stopping:
Yes.
Get out.
Posted by: mindful webworker - follow me for more parenting tips at January 10, 2026 10:02 PM (z2cM0)
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This is called "leaning in."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2026 10:03 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: yara at January 10, 2026 10:04 PM (FrFKl)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 10, 2026 10:04 PM (SRRAx)
Barn: How 'bout this?
Tetons: My name translated is Big Boobs.
Barn: C'mon, the top looks like a Dagmar.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2026 10:04 PM (uQesX)
Double Entendre Edition
What other songs fit the bill?
Currently? None. They just sing lines like "wet-ass pussy."
Back up 20+ years, and about 8% of pop music.
Walk This Way and She Bop, for two.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:05 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 10, 2026 10:06 PM (KDPiq)
Yay!
I snuck in passed that goofy Moose. Got my tokens, ordered a lager--good to go...
Let the club fun begin🤪!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (y79kU)
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: The Amish at January 10, 2026 10:08 PM (GTqXr)
Best of Breed (defeating 3) and Hound Group 3 (defeating 50) for The Big Dummy at today's Corpus Christi KC show.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2026 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 10, 2026 10:08 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at January 10, 2026 10:04 PM
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Good evening Teresa! Hope you're well.
Posted by: TRex - maitre dino at January 10, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:10 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at January 10, 2026 10:10 PM (XJbWz)
Posted by: Piper at January 10, 2026 10:10 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at January 10, 2026 10:08 PM (/HDaX)
Brandy and Benedictine
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 10, 2026 10:11 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM
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"Help, help! I'm being repressed! Witness the violence inherent in the system!"
Posted by: TRex - muddy dino at January 10, 2026 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2026 10:12 PM (FvUgT)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:12 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 10, 2026 10:12 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 10, 2026 10:13 PM (1nXHW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2026 10:13 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Piper at January 10, 2026 10:10 PM
***
Doggo disappears and the place starts deteriorating immediately. Sigh...
Posted by: TRex - daily dino at January 10, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Since Doggo isn't herding you two anymore, it might be closer to the truth. Of course, maybe you like being compared to boobs.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2026 10:14 PM (S/Y4j)
ZZTopp had plenty, go with Tube Snake Boogie.
(I had always thought it was Tubesteak Boogie, but that’s about the same thing)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2026 10:14 PM (FvUgT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 10, 2026 10:15 PM (47diA)
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Yeah, I thought the number for information was 411, but maybe it's different now that landlines are dying out.
Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2026 10:15 PM (vSvIl)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 10, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at January 10, 2026 10:16 PM (gqKkr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2026 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
Nice! Congrats! I just got back from taking my chiweenie pup from a walk in the rain. She was mostly interested in eating the copious amount of deer shit in my yard. Your big dummy has nothing on my little dummy.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 10, 2026 10:16 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 10, 2026 10:13 PM (1nXHW)
What a coincidence! My boss told me I needed to collect some samples, so I was in the bathroom all afternoon.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at January 10, 2026 10:16 PM (ZTJjv)
Always an unhappy ending.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
Piker.
Posted by: Boones Farm Wine at January 10, 2026 10:17 PM (GTqXr)
youtube.com/shorts/hPNO9yTUg8U
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (y79kU)
So many opportunities for permanent damage.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 10, 2026 10:17 PM (1nXHW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 10, 2026 10:17 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 10:17 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 10, 2026 10:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at January 10, 2026 10:12 PM (JkO4W)
In the Portland morgue?
Too soon?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2026 10:18 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Keeping Score at January 10, 2026 10:18 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (1Yy3c)
They mentioned a B-17 called “Royal Flush”, the plane and crew were the only one out of 13 that made it back to base. They named one of the waist gunners, and I’m like “I knew that guy!”. He was a customer on my route. I was aware he was a B-17 guy and had a rough time of it, but jeeze louise. He was a real nice guy. Every time I saw him he greeted me with a big smile on his face.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (Ga0s6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (zZu0s)
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
All the Americans who didn't vote for the ditzy whole and her prancing retard of a running-mate.
(Imagine Iran right now if Kamala was in the White House.)
Posted by: tankdemon at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (1nXHW)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (UWRAE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
Duocracy?
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (G+z4C)
Posted by: TRex - daily dino at January 10, 2026 10
He should come back! 😀
Posted by: Piper at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Annie Green Springs at January 10, 2026 10:20 PM (oftw2)
They're not so good at making sure the needle stays in place.
Man, I'm gonna have a giant fucking bruise.
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2026 10:20 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Keeping Score at January 10, 2026 10:18 PM
***
It is true. Doggo has a substantial fan club.
Posted by: TRex - bandwagon dino at January 10, 2026 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2026 10:21 PM (Wnv9h)
I knew that one was a winner when I wrote it....
Thank you Double D's
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 10, 2026 10:21 PM (QGaXH)
No honey. You're still here😙...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:21 PM (LNeRu)
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Yeah, I thought the number for information was 411, but maybe it's different now that landlines are dying out.
Call before you dig. Wouldn't do you any good to hit underground power lines while trying to dig a shallow grave.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 10:22 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 10, 2026 10:22 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 10, 2026 10:21 PM
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I laughed out loud when I read it and clipped it immediately. No question it was going to make the cut. Well done.
Posted by: TRex - laugh track dino at January 10, 2026 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Boones Farm Wine
Try me instead.
Posted by: Annie Green Springs at January 10, 2026 10:20 PM (oftw2)
How you doin'?
Posted by: Mad Dog 20/20 at January 10, 2026 10:23 PM (GTqXr)
youtube.com/shorts/hPNO9yTUg8U
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (y79kU)
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Mesmerizing
Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2026 10:23 PM (F5Pkl)
Posted by: Joyenz at January 10, 2026 10:24 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 10, 2026 10:24 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Annie Green Springs at January 10, 2026 10:20 PM (oftw2)
Shaking me head here, boss.
Posted by: T Bird at January 10, 2026 10:24 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: TRex - daily dino at January 10, 2026 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Yup. We are trying to get Raimondo to do the Saturday ONT...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (n9ltV)
Great Saturday night joke.
*Respectfully points out that Double-Ds reside in the lingerie department at your favorite store*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2026 10:21 PM
***
When presented with such an opportunity, one must decide between subtlety and not subtlety.
The choice was clear. If we didn't, the Horde was likely to do it anyway. It is Moron law.
Posted by: TRex - subtle dino at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2026 10:20 PM (1Yy3c)
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I've needed plasma more than once. Thank you for donating.
Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (F5Pkl)
Posted by: Miss You Marianne at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 10:26 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (kB9dk)
Well, double Ds don't reside in my house.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2026 10:26 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 10, 2026 10:19 PM (G+z4C)
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Nah sounds too benevolent.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:26 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:21 PM
***
And thank goodness for the super secret behind the scenes edit button.
Posted by: TRex - premature Sunday dino at January 10, 2026 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:27 PM (RIvkX)
I have to agree with Berserker. Sefton's Morning Report has been my primary news source since before Drudge flipped. My only other news sources are Larry Kudlow's show and Varney. And I do the L. A. Times free crossword puzzle everyday almost.
Gonna drop into the shadows for a while tonight. Hope everyone is enjoying their Saturday night.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 10, 2026 10:27 PM (QGaXH)
Following the Milwaukee Bucks’ matchup against the Los Angeles Lakers, Rivers went on a sprawling, emotional rant, claiming that Renee Good was simply an innocent bystander “trying to go home.”
Rivers added that the Trump administration is “attacking Brown people.”
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That ignorant bastard deserves to be pilloried. IF the NBA and NFL wish to be boycotted again, they should just allow the stupidest among them to make these kind of comments.
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2026 10:27 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Miss You Marianne at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (oftw2)
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Least Likely To Die By Drowning
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 10:28 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at January 10, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 10, 2026 10:28 PM (y79kU)
Posted by: Brains Aren't Everything at January 10, 2026 10:29 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Trump Admin at January 10, 2026 10:29 PM (uQesX)
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Yeah, I thought the number for information was 411, but maybe it's different now that landlines are dying out.
Call before you dig. Wouldn't do you any good to hit underground power lines while trying to dig a shallow grave.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
That service is called "Gopher 1" here in MN, which makes you think you should dial-by-letter, and it should be 467-4371.
But their number is 811 here, too.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:29 PM (nhCoE)
ALERT: Lindsay Graham confirms that U.S. aid is arriving in Iran.
"Trump declares 'Make Iran Great Again,' so that protesters prevail over the ayatollah. To all those making sacrifices in Iran, God bless you. The aid is on the way!" (US)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 10:31 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 10:31 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2026 10:31 PM (nvRZF)
Posted by: Robert
giant fucking bruise >> giant fucking bruise
Posted by: stress the correct word at January 10, 2026 10:31 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 10:31 PM (7tVLI)
To make it look like they're in the loop. Of course, they'll have to consult with Mandami first.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2026 10:32 PM (uQesX)
Following the Milwaukee Bucks’ matchup against the Los Angeles Lakers, Rivers went on a sprawling, emotional rant, claiming that Renee Good was simply an innocent bystander “trying to go home.”
Rivers added that the Trump administration is “attacking Brown people.”
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That ignorant bastard deserves to be pilloried. IF the NBA and NFL wish to be boycotted again, they should just allow the stupidest among them to make these kind of comments.
Posted by: Crusader
No need to boycott the NBA as it is little watched as is. The sad dumb jocks will vomit out there deep thots to a clapping seal media. Nobody else is listening.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 10, 2026 10:32 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Cicero
Seems to work somewhat well for golf and tennis. And quite well for beach volleyball.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:33 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2026 10:25 PM (F5Pkl)
You're welcome moneyI MEAN 496.
Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2026 10:33 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 10, 2026 10:33 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 10, 2026 10:34 PM (9oOM2)
I think I'll avoid the wobbly table tonight and take this beer over to the corner. I hope Lassie comes home...🥺.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:34 PM (LNeRu)
Always an unhappy ending.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:11 PM (RIvkX)
Piker.
Posted by: Boones Farm Wine at January 10, 2026 10:17 PM (GTqXr)
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Weak.
Posted by: Mad Dog 20/20 at January 10, 2026 10:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Walk This Way and She Bop, for two."
20 years ago, huh?
Okey Dokey...
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:34 PM (XuXeR)
He got better.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2026 10:35 PM (ULPxl)
Is there a volleyball involved in this sport?
Posted by: LRob in OK
Yes. The women will sometimes hold it one-handed against their hips. I'm not sure where it goes after that.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:35 PM (nhCoE)
Let's face it, I like old barns with snow.
Is there still riotin' in MN? Portland? Iran?
Stupid fey Lady Lindsey is drunk again. Why didn't he get the AIDS? Confirmed bachelor my fat arse.
Super tired and going to bed early. Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2026 10:35 PM (WONhk)
Absolutely gobsmacking that big media, AKA BM, aren't reporting and damn thing about it. The country's ower has been shut off by the Mullahs and internet has been shut off by the Mullahs and phone service has been shut off by the Mullahs.
There are rumors that some of them have already escaped to Moscow but we shall see. But only crickets on the fake news channels.
Posted by: Beverly at January 10, 2026 10:36 PM (reMys)
Okey Dokey...
Posted by: man
Heh. That's what the plus sign was for.
I was going to make it a range, 20-75 or something, but then figured people would argue about when the first "pop song" happened.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:36 PM (nhCoE)
He got better.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
There is a witch in Utah. Careful out there, LDS.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 10, 2026 10:36 PM (Xr4QU)
But if you have cable, you pay for it...
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:37 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 10:37 PM (+HNx/)
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Wow, what a cunt. I don’t know who that is. Is that a sport of some mind, the bucks? Basketball? But yeah, a fucking retard.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 10, 2026 10:37 PM (Ga0s6)
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:37 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Beverly at January 10, 2026 10:38 PM (reMys)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 10, 2026 10:38 PM (QGaXH)
He got better.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2026 10:35 PM (ULPxl)
We thought...you was...a...TOOOOOOAAAAD!!!!
Posted by: Utah Police at January 10, 2026 10:38 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:38 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Beverly at January 10, 2026 10:36 PM (reMys)
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Where in Appalachia? We could be kin.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2026 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Cicero
My first serious girlfriend was a basketball player who was 6' tall, brunette with blue eyes. Got a basketball scholarship to college. She was very beautiful. "Went steady" over 4 years. Lovely physical specimen.
Posted by: My Tyrolean Temptress at January 10, 2026 10:38 PM (oftw2)
I once had similar "punch" on a camping trip (altho I think someone dumped Everclear into Hawaiian punch, as we were all poor college kids). One of the three harfings in my life from booze. And, yes, like Seinfeld I can count the harfings off my entire life on one hand (the other two were viruses).
Suddenly, WHAM!, I was sick and hurried off to harf under someone's truck. I was asked by a buddy why and I told him I did not know, but it seemed appropriate at the time and after nearly doing a faceplant into the fire.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 10, 2026 10:39 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 10, 2026 10:40 PM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:40 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: The Paolo at January 10, 2026 10:41 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: My Tyrolean Temptress at January 10, 2026 10:38 PM (oftw2)
I played basketball in junior high and HS. Because I was 5'8" and the coach made me. Does this count? I mostly hung out on the bench until an outside shot was needed. I was NOT going to mess up my hair or get black eyes fighting for the ball. If a tie ball with an Amazon I gave it to her.
I had two black eyes from practice and that was enough.
I still have the outside shot.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2026 10:41 PM (WONhk)
He got better.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2026 10:35 PM (ULPxl)
We thought...you was...a...TOOOOOOAAAAD!!!!
Posted by: Utah Police at January 10, 2026 10:38 PM (1Yy3c)
I thought they toad the frog and his squad car.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2026 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Jus Sayin at January 10, 2026 10:42 PM (Ga0s6)
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:43 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2026 10:44 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: Jus Sayin at January 10, 2026 10:42 PM (Ga0s6)
Who sayz the Hood ain't edumacated ...
#oxfordcomma
Posted by: browndog with his Strunk and White at January 10, 2026 10:44 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
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At an SCA event I will not name, there was a movement for non-alcoholic drinkers to compete and the beverage of choice was milk.
Harmless milk. But if you drink too much of anything, it can come back at you. And so it was, that the milk-drinking contest went badly awry when someone exceeded their limit and vomited on the campfire and completely cleared the area. I was not present, but heard the tale from one of the refugees, who needed a beer to restore their equilibrium.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2026 10:44 PM (ZOv7s)
Including Some Mexican Politician.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 10:44 PM (TNEz7)
Here ya go! I hope you like Bud Light🤪
Sorry. They're mostly free though.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:44 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 10, 2026 10:45 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 10, 2026 10:45 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: TRex - substitue bartender dino at January 10, 2026 10:45 PM (IQ6Gq)
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That ignorant bastard deserves to be pilloried. IF the NBA and NFL wish to be boycotted again, they should just allow the stupidest among them to make these kind of comments.
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2026 10:27 PM (Cjcf6)
Odds one or more of these asshoes are running learing centers, and/or have visited a privately-owned island?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2026 10:46 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:47 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
I found a girlfriend that way. In the parking lot before a Steppenwolf and Tommy James and the Shondells concert in early 1978. It was January, bitter cold, and this young lady was passed out after puking in a snowbank. She was petite, I picked her up, warmed her in my van, then we went inside to the show when she started to recover. She sobered up during the show, we had a nice time and I drove her home about 20 miles after the show. Her friends had abandoned her when she fell out.
Posted by: Her Name Was Paige at January 10, 2026 10:47 PM (oftw2)
#oxfordcomma
Posted by: browndog with his Strunk and White
Strunk and White were pimps. They never could have outfought Funk and Wagnalls.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:48 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:40 PM (XuXeR)
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It's a thousand miles long, so there is some wiggle room and in my case, it would be by marriage.
Still, one never knows. I was at a leadership conference years ago and ended up having a cordial chat with a light colonel who grew up 20 miles from my wife. They never met, but he was absurdly pleased that I knew where he was from.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2026 10:48 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:48 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2026 10:48 PM (FvUgT)
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:50 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Her Name Was Paige at January 10, 2026 10:47 PM (oftw2)
That was very nice of you not to be a serial killer and such a gentleman.
My buddies took good care of me. I guess Mike, who had a girlfriend, noticed I was missing. Probably because no one else talks as much as me. Found me under Steve's pick up in the sand. Pretty weird. Glad a snake wasn't under there with me, or a scorpion. Or serial killer.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2026 10:50 PM (WONhk)
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I wonder if the solution is as simple as destroying mosques? Its the most straight-forward way of making sure to make a statement while simultaneously limiting casualties to the innocent.
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2026 10:51 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:51 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Forcibly inject a few hundred thousand Somalis into Iran and there you go.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2026 10:51 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: man at January 10, 2026 10:51 PM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 10:01 PM (lUFok)
Evening, Blanco, and to our gracious hosts!
I have a radio transmitter here for you, Blanco. We need to meet up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2026 10:52 PM (8zz6B)
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First, we'll need a plan.
Posted by: The Guy Who Always Says We'll Need A Plan at January 10, 2026 10:52 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 10:53 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 10:53 PM (7tVLI)
You're going to bomb the mullahs with Tampon Timmeh and Small Frey? That's harsh, dude.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at January 10, 2026 10:54 PM (ULPxl)
Good question. Somehow you have to take out the ability of the regime to suppress the opposition. And the best way to do that, I don't know. Revolutionary Guards need to be taken out somehow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 10, 2026 10:54 PM (w6EFb)
Well, they had a mayonnaise jar...
Posted by: man
.....full of the pinky toes of their enemies.
That's why Ed had to grab the stuff at noon, while they were both at work.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:54 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 10, 2026 10:54 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Forcibly inject a few hundred thousand Somalis into Iran and there you go.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2026 10:51 PM (cYBz/)
Send in Ilhan Omar (Nur) to provide guidance to the current Iranian government- after revoking her citizenship.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2026 10:54 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2026 10:48 PM (FvUgT)
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Crater the airfields. All of them. Hit the tank depots.
Level the playing field.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2026 10:54 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 10, 2026 10:54 PM (LNeRu)
I'll be in the pit on the 22nd if you're in AJ. If not then it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 10:55 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: TRex - muddy dino at January 10, 2026 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
Witness the vile Ents inherent in the system!
Posted by: some Orc in isengard at January 10, 2026 10:55 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 10:55 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2026 10:48 PM (FvUgT)
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Crater the airfields. All of them. Hit the tank depots.
Level the playing field.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2026 10:54 PM (ZOv7s)
*ding ding ding*
A.H. Lloyd Johnson is right!
We should have done that in Cuba decades ago.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2026 10:56 PM (ULPxl)
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Eliminate any police or revolutionary guard observably following regime orders and let the people of Iran do the rest.
Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2026 10:57 PM (vSvIl)
Unless they are destroyed first by air.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 10:57 PM (2GVsD)
A report from Alex Jones reported that the officer then became gay.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2026 10:57 PM (wa3mR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 10:58 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)
Just means that they've picked a new name. Once they have the license for that they'll be back to "business" as usual.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 10:59 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Anna Puma
One down, hunnerd-thousand-or-so to go.
Nationwide, not just MN.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:59 PM (nhCoE)
We should have done that in Cuba decades ago.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 10, 2026 10:56 PM (ULPxl)
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I support Howard Johnson's suggestion of using standoff weapons.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2026 10:59 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 10, 2026 11:00 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:00 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 10, 2026 11:00 PM (KDPiq)
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I wonder if the solution is as simple as destroying mosques? Its the most straight-forward way of making sure to make a statement while simultaneously limiting casualties to the innocent.
Posted by: Crusader
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Only the guilty will be inside.
But, may be some restless locals with torches and pitchforks massing outside to burn the alien invaders themselves.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 10, 2026 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2026 10:57 PM (wa3mR)
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Really gay, or gay for pay? I need to know.
Posted by: David French at January 10, 2026 11:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)
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Halal or not halal?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 11:02 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)
They preps shut it down so they can spend all their time looking for the Learing Center records that suddenly when missing when the suddenly curious news media showed up outside their door.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:03 PM (TNEz7)
youtube.com/shorts/95ogevKdDtE
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 10, 2026 10:28 PM (y79kU)
Well, the Spanish was way too rapido for me. But clearly what they were doing was bonding a ground connection to a solid wire by means of thermite welding.
Posted by: some Orc in isengard at January 10, 2026 11:04 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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All those poor Somali kids will have to Lear somewhere else.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 11:06 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Crusader
That’s a good idea, especially since the crowds have burned quite a few. The reason is that word had gone out that just as Hamas had done, underneath many of the mosques are secret weapons storage bunkers for the security police.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2026 11:06 PM (FvUgT)
On the other hand , we have to have info on which general may want to be top dog if and when the regime falls and could convince him to help push it along.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 10, 2026 11:06 PM (KDPiq)
Nicaragua is releasing political prisoners.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
NOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Zombie Renee not-so-Good at January 10, 2026 11:06 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Drop it on the holiest site in islam?
.....guess that's not in Iran.
Drop in the waterlogged imam's well?
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 11:06 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I have recipe I can send you. It calls for virgin goat meat. That usually proves to be near impossible to find.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:06 PM (TNEz7)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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The procedure is very similar to making fat-free cheese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 11:08 PM (+HNx/)
just a bunch of trucks, loaded with AK-47's and lots of ammo.
when in doubt, skip the trucks.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 10, 2026 11:08 PM (9oOM2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)
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I guess as long as it has no pork its halal?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:09 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 10, 2026 11:09 PM (y79kU)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I have recipe I can send you. It calls for virgin goat meat. That usually proves to be near impossible to find.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
Just buy it from the neighboring village.
-shit the Ayatollah Khomonke said.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 10, 2026 11:09 PM (/lPRQ)
People in Iran are protesting because they want to improve their country.
Democrats are protesting in America because they want to degrade their country.
Let that sink in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 11:09 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:09 PM (ZxPkt)
The Zaroastrians are just kicking of their fire festival early this year.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 11:11 PM (lUFok)
kill all the regime leaders
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Every single mullah must die. Even news of "Hey, they all fled to Russia" would signal unfinished business. They are all evil incarnate.
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2026 11:11 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Don Black
They need some basic weapons to seize them and raid the armory
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 10, 2026 11:11 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:12 PM (7tVLI)
Suddenly, WHAM!, I was sick and hurried off to harf under someone's truck. I was asked by a buddy why and I told him I did not know, but it seemed appropriate at the time and after nearly doing a faceplant into the fire.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 10, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)
Heh. Brings back a memory from times gone by. A bunch of us from Vancouver were visiting a crony, nicknamed Acquinas (because of his steadfast morality, understand) in Gibson's Landing, B.C. He took us down to to a bootleg pub that served (badly) brewed on site beer. We all drank our fill. Shortly afterwards, in the parking area, we were all propped up against Tom's Acquinoline van by one hand, while puking our guts out. Full circle.
Posted by: some Orc in isengard at January 10, 2026 11:12 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions
I’ll bet they have a hard time finding Virgin Olive Oil, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2026 11:12 PM (FvUgT)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:09 PM (ZxPkt)
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Hold tight
Wait 'til the party's over
Hold tight
We're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the mosque
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 11:13 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2026 11:13 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2026 11:13 PM (8zz6B)
I wouldn't recommend watch much more at night. I'm still all tensed up after watching for about five.
https://youtu.be/KmCdPQ2Xqhk
Posted by: javems at January 10, 2026 11:13 PM (x8Wtu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:14 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2026 11:14 PM (BI5O2)
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The elevator even still works
Available for your next event!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 11:15 PM (+HNx/)
Nicaragua is releasing political prisoners.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
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It's pretty unnerving the way everything is connected. The media is ignoring it, but there is actual progress in securing a long term ceasefire in Yemen of all places. The Saudis are hosting the negotiations, and have come out and complimented Trump on his forceful treatment of the Houthis while simultaneously making it much more difficult for the Iranians to finance them....which ties back to Venezuela and taking down the lynch pin that all the bad actors were using to circumvent the sanctions.
Posted by: Orson at January 10, 2026 11:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:15 PM (ZxPkt)
Maybe AOP can translate this for us.
youtube.com/shorts/95ogevKdDtE
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Exothermic welding.
We used that on ground wiring at antenna sites.
https://t.ly/KcEKL
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2026 11:15 PM (pkeXY)
There's a huge beef industry in Australia that raises cows and sends mature steers to Indonesia live. Because the Muslims want to slaughter them their way. Thousands of steers per ship.
Posted by: Cattleman's Beef Association at January 10, 2026 11:16 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 11:16 PM (+HNx/)
It's almost as if our "intelligence" agencies were doing their job spying on these people to map their networks or something.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 11:17 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:17 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:59
They're scrambling in Washington State.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2026 11:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:18 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:18 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:19 PM (7tVLI)
Nicaragua is releasing political prisoners.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Orangemanbad v. The Sandinista in a steel cage match 40 years in the making.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 10, 2026 11:19 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 10, 2026 11:20 PM (DK5Sh)
I hope 2026 goes into the books as the year the world finally has had enough of islam's shit
Posted by: Don Black
And a lot of other peoples' shit as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2026 11:21 PM (pkeXY)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:21 PM (TNEz7)
Albanese has finally knuckled under to a Royal Commission on Bondi. What vile excuse for a human being.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cattleman's Beef Association
Imagine the stench. That ain't kosher.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 10, 2026 11:22 PM (KAi1n)
youtube.com/shorts/95ogevKdDtE
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Exothermic welding.
We used that on ground wiring at antenna sites.
https://t.ly/KcEKL
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Standard for lightning protection down conductors, buried cables and counterpoise. Bolted connections should be inspected yearly. The welded connections are good for life.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 10, 2026 11:22 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Given that the belief system from which the standard derives is baloney, I think you just have to change the spelling....
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 10, 2026 11:23 PM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Don Black
There's a number of "Fatigues" being addressed on quite a few fronts.
Posted by: Thank You Mr. President at January 10, 2026 11:23 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 10, 2026 11:23 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 11:15 PM (+HNx/)
Some Frenchman, I think Andre Francois-Poncet, if memory serves called it te work of "a man haunted by visions of dominance and soitude."
I can see standing up there, looking out at vast tracts of Centeal Europe, and liking the view.
I can't really imagine how it must feel to own all of it, though.
Yet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2026 11:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:23 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 10:55 PM (lUFok)
The pit? Valley of the Sunstroke? I am here in AJ now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2026 11:24 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:59
They're scrambling in Washington State.
Posted by: Diogenes
The rotten state of Ohiass isn't looking very good right now. The GOP there is shameful.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2026 11:25 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:25 PM (ZxPkt)
Very good, sir. Then we shall arrange a meeting.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 10, 2026 11:26 PM (lUFok)
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Actually, the Kehlsteinhaus was built as a gift to Hitler by Bormann, IIRC. Hitler hated heights and only visited the place two or three times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 11:26 PM (+HNx/)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2026 11:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 10, 2026 11:27 PM (EtDTo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
Daniel Ortega is not stupid. The die-hard Sandinistas call him "Somoza Leche". He is a pragmatic socialist. He is getting old, and I think Trump could turn him. His wife is a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2026 11:27 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2026 11:27 PM (BI5O2)
So, it is five minutes, just not all in a row.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2026 11:28 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: A Sea Cruise at January 10, 2026 11:28 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:25 PM (ZxPkt)
_______________________
I was just looking at the NFL Standings. NFC South...good grief. Has a team ever made the playoffs with a losing record before?
Posted by: Orson at January 10, 2026 11:29 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:19 PM (7tVLI)
Might be worth a chuckle watching the Lefties suddenly become legal experts in cattle rustling.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 10, 2026 11:29 PM (w/O5Q)
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At first I thought which piece of progressive party trash died?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 10, 2026 11:27 PM (EtDTo)
It sounds like the fake inflatable boobs started losing air. DDD down to DD.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2026 11:30 PM (S/Y4j)
Actually, the Kehlsteinhaus was built as a gift to Hitler by Bormann, IIRC. Hitler hated heights and only visited the place two or three times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 10, 2026 11:26 PM (+HNx/)
14 times, at least. But yeah, he didn't love heights, and he was terrified of the lightning up there.
I'd be afraid of lightning too, in his particular position.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2026 11:30 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:59
They're scrambling in Washington State.
Posted by: Diogenes
The rotten state of Ohiass isn't looking very good right now. The GOP there is shameful.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2026 11:25 PM (cYBz/)
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GOP here is making noise, but with vote by mail and ballot drop boxes, it would take a miracle for a republican to win.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2026 11:30 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:31 PM (7tVLI)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2026 11:28 PM (S/Y4j)
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Mrs. BD and I have adopted the AIS acronym for such occasions.
https://youtu.be/m26iWrn__Os
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 10, 2026 11:32 PM (EtDTo)
Posted by: Diogenes
The 2004 WA State Governor's race set the template that the Dems haven't been using ever since.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:33 PM (TNEz7)
They want them at 500 lbs. because they can ship them in shipping containers 2 high. A floor bisecting the container. Some water and hay and off they go.
Posted by: A Sea Cruise
Ooh-ee, ooh-ee baby
Ooh-ee, ooh-ee baby
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2026 11:34 PM (pkeXY)
The 2004 WA State Governor's race set the template that the Dems
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:36 PM (TNEz7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Phil Rizzuto was deathly afraid of lightning and left the Yankees broadcast booth a few times, retreating into the bowels of the stadium. "Look at that thunderhead-and that one!"
Posted by: The Scooter HOF at January 10, 2026 11:37 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2026 11:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 10:59
They're scrambling in Washington State.
Posted by: Diogenes
When my wife says "I'm ready." I know I have 20 minutes yet.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2026 11:39 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:40 PM (ZxPkt)
It was almost comical as they started to find votes everyone on the right said, "They'll keep finding votes until it puts the communist over the top and then they'll declare it over" and they did exactly that.
And somehow Rossi the GOP had no plan whatsoever.
Now, Trump sort of had a plan...get so many votes they can't steal it...but still even under Trump this continues.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2026 11:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:40 PM (TNEz7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2026 11:41 PM (BI5O2)
Nobody ever talks about ME anymore--
The *other* gallon jug of bottom-shelf wine, with a screw-on metal cap...
Posted by: Tyrolia! at January 10, 2026 11:41 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:42 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:43 PM (ZxPkt)
One thought it gave me...one of the character has a super competent superhero type alter ego in her dreams. I wonder what percentage of people this is true for? Everyone? I suspect at least most...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2026 11:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Rum Dum at January 10, 2026 11:44 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 10, 2026 11:45 PM (7tVLI)
If Musk hadn't bought Twitter its likely Trump wouldn't be president. There's a reason the first two things tyrants do is censorship and take guns from the people.
Elon will go down as one of the greatest American heroes of all time.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2026 11:45 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2026 11:45 PM (BI5O2)
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Identify the strength advantages that the regime's minions hold over the protestors.. it sure as hell isn't strength in numbers at this point..
1) Organization
2) Communication and intel
3) Mobility
4) Armament
Deny the regime's goons any one of those advantages, and you sap their force multipliers.. But ofc, the more, the merrier.
Posted by: Dawnbringer at January 10, 2026 11:45 PM (koFAO)
Posted by: TJ Swann at January 10, 2026 11:45 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:43 PM (ZxPkt)
AAAAAaaaaassssssssssholes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2026 11:46 PM (6Bc88)
The simplest part of it - make sure the protestors are getting weapons.
The more complex part is whether to directly intervene and how - after the Gulf War the "no fly zone" stuff looked to be enough to topple Saddam...if we had kept it up. But Pappy Bush decided that Saddam at that point was less of a concern then Iran.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2026 11:47 PM (sKqQm)
It was almost comical as they started to find votes everyone on the right said, "They'll keep finding votes until it puts the communist over the top and then they'll declare it over" and they did exactly that.
And somehow Rossi the GOP had no plan whatsoever.
Now, Trump sort of had a plan...get so many votes they can't steal it...but still even under Trump this continues.
Posted by: 18-1
One of the more impressive Dem moves was the trunk full of recently discovered votes that had been "missed" because they were in somebody's trunk for about about a week and a half after polls closed. The whole game was to scream and stall until the Dems got a solid bead on how many votes it would take to win the steal. Once that was set the game was to win by an amount just under the automatic recount number. And that is exactly what happened.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:48 PM (TNEz7)
@rich_toronto
Tehran will be safer for Jews than London.
Tehran will be safer for Jews than New York.
Tehran will be safer for Jews than Toronto.
Because Tehran is ridding itself of the Islamic Regime that conquered them 47 years ago.
And the others didn’t learn the lesson.
Posted by: Crusader at January 10, 2026 11:48 PM (Cjcf6)
What is a pragmatic socialist? The guy who decides to actually do his shift at the kibbutz?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 10, 2026 11:48 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 10, 2026 11:48 PM (KAi1n)
can't handle a well-placed double entendre, this ain't your blog. But if you're ready for unfiltered truth served with a smirk and zero apologies... pull
up a chair, patriot. Were just getting started.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2025
That's a little too long for the banner, but that needs to be chiseled in stone and set up top somewhere. That's priceless.
Evening all
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2026 11:50 PM (u/kd+)
Posted by: JackStraw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72MxOo5koto
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 10, 2026 11:51 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jerry Saves at January 10, 2026 11:51 PM (3Qk1t)
So, it is five minutes, just not all in a row.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 10, 2026 11:28 PM (S/Y4j)
May be true of some women, but I was raised in a rather large family, and when the bus leaves, it leaves, so be on board or stay home.
I do wait half an hour for DH to tie his shoes, collect a fizzy water, find his keys, etc.
But I'm not the one holding up the bus.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2026 11:51 PM (6Bc88)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 10, 2026 11:52 PM (R86kT)
Posted by: 18-1
If you liked it, try Satoshi Kon's Perfect Blue, too. Another mindf--k of a film.
Though he was only the director for that one, not also a co-writer.
Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2026 11:52 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:52 PM (ZxPkt)
I think the specific thing they do with these :found" ballots is to take *real* votes and hide them away, replacing them with fake votes on election night. Since the votes are coming from Dem strongholds the numbers look real - instead of getting 80% they get 90%.
But if that 90% still isn't enough they just hand over the real votes - this way the votes everyone is pouring over are in fact perfectly legitimate.
This is why, for example, in FL they had the hanging chads - in a couple of Dem strongholds they put stacks of ballot in their stolen vot-a-matics and just quickly punched them through for Gore - the last few fake votes would not get fully punched through...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2026 11:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at January 10, 2026 11:53 PM (5Sudm)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:53 PM (ZxPkt)
Tehran will be safer for Jews than New York.
Tehran will be safer for Jews than Toronto.
Because Tehran is ridding itself of the Islamic Regime that conquered them 47 years ago. And the others didn’t learn the lesson. Posted by: Crusader
The Spanish Reconquista took 700 years. That the Iranians are doing that in under 50 years is impressive. I take those two data points as a warning to not to delay at this task.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:53 PM (TNEz7)
>>@EmpireStateBldg
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4h
>>Tonight we will shine in tie-dye to honor the life and legacy of Bob Weir
@GratefulDead
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2026 11:54 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at January 10, 2026 11:54 PM (DK5Sh)
The interesting part of this process as an observer is she will look just about the same at the start of the extended 5 minutes as at the end. This isn't "her hair is in rollers and she hasn't picked out an outfit"...at least usually. It is more some makeup thing that I can't tell the difference with...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2026 11:55 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Don Black at January 10, 2026 11:52 PM (ZxPkt)
Pass interference. Three times. Never called at away games.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2026 11:55 PM (6Bc88)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 10, 2026 11:56 PM (EXyHK)
But if that 90% still isn't enough they just hand over the real votes - this way the votes everyone is pouring over are in fact perfectly legitimate.
This is why, for example, in FL they had the hanging chads - in a couple of Dem strongholds they put stacks of ballot in their stolen vot-a-matics and just quickly punched them through for Gore - the last few fake votes would not get fully punched through...
Posted by: 18-1
That election was rotten to the core with fraudulent ballot harvesting conducted by the Acorn group on behalf of the Dems. Nobody knows how many thousands of votes were manufactured and then got fed into the corrupting King County election center.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 10, 2026 11:57 PM (TNEz7)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 10, 2026 11:48 PM (KAi1n)
He determined he needed the support of the RC Church in one election, so he enacted a total ban on abortion. Allowed a lot of people to gain title to land that they had been occupying for generations. Managed to get some sort of handle on the huge litter problem that had plagued the country for years. Permits land ownership by foreigners.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2026 11:59 PM (8zz6B)
What is a pragmatic socialist?
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As you know, there is no such thing. Socialism is a failed economic model. A "pragmatic" socialist would be one who woke up and reluctantly because it works.
Oh sure, I love puppy and kitten videos too. But that doesn't mean socialism would ever work as a form of economic policy. Let it go, and embrace what works.
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:00 AM (Cjcf6)
Trump should seize it all and use the money to pay bonuses for all DHS employees deployed to Minnesota.
He won’t, because he’s a coward.
But he should.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:00 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
I cannot see them being the least bit concerned about worker fatalities. In that timeframe construction was much more dangerous than it is now. Nevermind the Reich labor practices.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:01 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Beverly at January 11, 2026 12:02 AM (reMys)
If Musk hadn't bought Twitter its likely Trump wouldn't be president. There's a reason the first two things tyrants do is censorship and take guns from the people.
Elon will go down as one of the greatest American heroes of all time.
Posted by: JackStraw
Hard to be a tyrant without a compliant state media. First on the list. First to go.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:03 AM (/lPRQ)
Trump should seize it all and use the money to pay bonuses for all DHS employees deployed to Minnesota.
He won’t, because he’s a coward.
But he should.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
She may not see a dime of it.
Saying "Drive baby, drive" makes her an accessory to the crime. And since someone died in the commission of a crime, she could be charged.
And that negates her receiving anything from Gofundme.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:04 AM (u/kd+)
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4h
>>Tonight we will shine in tie-dye to honor the life and legacy of Bob Weir
@GratefulDead
Treason.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:04 AM (l3YAf)
Trump should seize it all and use the money to pay bonuses for all DHS employees deployed to Minnesota.
He won’t, because he’s a coward.
But he should.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:00 AM (l3YAf)
Apparently GoFunMe has in their terms of service that it cannot be used to pay criminals. Arrest the "wife" for felony murder, or aiding and abetting; there's plenty of video evidence to support such a charge. Let the orphaned kid get it, to be administered by his paternal grandfather.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:04 AM (8zz6B)
Trump should seize it all and use the money to pay bonuses for all DHS employees deployed to Minnesota.
Two thoughts...
1) We have Butch McAWFL on audio saying, "I made her do it". Since the thing she did was try to murder an ICE agent this is something the DoJ could certainly act on - I don't think there is a federal "Son of Sam" law, but they did force similar agreements on John Walker Lindh for example
2) When the Canadian people protested Trudeau the Canuck Reich tried to seize donations to them on the grounds the people getting the money were terrorists engaged in a criminal enterprise.
And of course as a side note were the DoJ to do this it would stop a lot of leftist money laundering through these donation sites...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2026 12:05 AM (sKqQm)
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Identify the strength advantages that the regime's minions hold over the protestors.. it sure as hell isn't strength in numbers at this point..
1) Organization
2) Communication and intel
3) Mobility
4) Armament
Deny the regime's goons any one of those advantages, and you sap their force multipliers.. But ofc, the more, the merrier.
Posted by: Dawnbringer
The the listed four items from the regime while giving the same to the protestors.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:06 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:06 AM (7tVLI)
And if he did do it, you would be calling Trump a criminal for doing something he has no power to do.
predictable and the same.
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 11, 2026 12:07 AM (G+z4C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:04 AM (8zz6B)
Didn’t they let Karmelo Anthony cash in for murdering someone?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:07 AM (l3YAf)
I saw something about the UAE was going to stop paying for education for their people in the UK because they were worried about Islamic extremism!
IOW, UK universities are too radical for the UAE.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:07 AM (7tVLI)
1) Organization
2) Communication and intel
3) Mobility
4) Armament
Deny the regime's goons any one of those advantages, and you sap their force multipliers.. But ofc, the more, the merrier.
Posted by: Dawnbringer
The the listed four items from the regime while giving the same to the protestors.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
5) Air cover.
Satellite coverage. Armed drones. No fly zones.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:08 AM (u/kd+)
What is a pragmatic socialist? The guy who decides to actually do his shift at the kibbutz?
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 10, 2026 11:48 PM (KAi1n)
____________________
Everyone know a pragmatic socialist is a socialist who has a "go bag" for when everything inevitably goes to hell.
Posted by: Orson at January 11, 2026 12:08 AM (dIske)
Evening all
Posted by: rickb223
Georgia is in need of new Guidestones.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:08 AM (/lPRQ)
Disinterested FDA Director
Nope; I don't think Trump is a coward. Not at all
That is all. Good night .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2026 12:08 AM (rZCVI)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2026 12:05 AM (sKqQm)
Yep, it’s direct payola to a domestic terrorist. Highly illegal, the laws just need to actually be enforced for once.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:08 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Swodog at January 11, 2026 12:09 AM (1olGb)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:07 AM (l3YAf)
Well, I think the parents (officially) got it. And blew it all, as is their wont. And the little goblin has yet to be convicted, as far as I know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
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As you know, there is no such thing. Socialism is a failed economic model. A "pragmatic" socialist would be one who woke up and reluctantly because it works./i]
I'm going to disagree a bit. I can name one especially famous pragmatic socialist - Deng Xiaoping.
Like Mao he wanted power. Unlike Mao he was...pragmatic. So he allowed some amount of free enterprise in China as long as it benefitted the state.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2026 12:09 AM (sKqQm)
You want the protestors, the good guys, to have all the communication, and mobility and all that they need, while denying it to the regime forces. That's a tricky thing indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 12:10 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
Yes, Karmelo Anthony's GoFundMe campaign was initially set up to support his legal defense following the tragic stabbing of Austin Metcalf. However, GoFundMe removed the campaign due to their policy against fundraising for the legal defense of alleged violent crimes. Despite this, the campaign was relaunched on another platform, GiveSendGo, where it has continued to receive donations.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:10 AM (u/kd+)
He absolutely has the power to do it. George Washington and Andy Jackson would’ve done it already.
Even that giant wuss Dwight Eisenhower sent in the military to force “diversity” on Little Rock. (Little Rock is doing great as a result of this, of course, as are all American cities.)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:11 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:07 AM (7tVLI)
If they have armor, they can be taken out by air strikes with A-10's or suitable missiles. Armor doesn't move real fast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:11 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2026 12:12 AM (qwx/I)
Imagine what the world would look like today if Harris and Walz had won. And I'm absolutely convinced she would've won without social media.
It's incredible what's happening in the country and the world right now and as much credit as I give Trump for his spectacularly bold leadership none of it would have happened if Musk hadn't saved free speech. Not all heroes wear capes. Some build rockets.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2026 12:14 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:14 AM (7tVLI)
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4h
>>Tonight we will shine in tie-dye to honor the life and legacy of Bob Weir
@GratefulDead
Treason.
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The Grateful Dead is a hinge point of who I should take seriously when it comes to music. I'm sorry, but if you think they're great, my opinion of your musical taste plummets to the bottom. I don't mean "it plummets". I mean it plummets to the bottom. Good God man, they just meandered around for 10 minutes at a time with zero distortion and zero drama. There were garage bands that created more suspense than The Grateful Dead.
Every member of a live performance should be left wondering "What will happen next?".
For the Grateful Dead, the answer was always "Don't worry, we'll just wander around for 10 minutes...nobody will add an overdrive or distortion pedal, none of us have any speed...but you can get really high before we pretend to end this song so we can begin a new song that will just be that same thing all over again."
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:14 AM (Cjcf6)
That has to be an allusion to absinthe which was believed to give people dreamlike hallucinations right?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2026 12:15 AM (sKqQm)
Disinterested FDA Director
Nope; I don't think Trump is a coward. Not at all
That is all. Good night .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2026 12:08 AM (rZCVI)
Agree! He seems to be one of the bravest men in history.
Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2026 12:15 AM (lCppi)
IIANM, the family raced through all the funds buying cars and renting houses in a gated community.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2026 12:16 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:14 AM (Cjcf6)
I don't want all my guitar players to sound like Jimi Hendrix. There's a place for mellow, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:18 AM (8zz6B)
But who gives a fuck what you think?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2026 12:18 AM (viF8m)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at January 10, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)
Just reading the recipe gives me a hangover.
Posted by: LASue at January 11, 2026 12:18 AM (lCppi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah. They've been pleading for more money.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:19 AM (u/kd+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2026 12:16 AM (bss/y)
They won the Ghetto Lottery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:19 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yeah. They've been pleading for more money.
Posted by: rickb223
Something about the electric bill and taxes are too damned high!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:21 AM (/lPRQ)
It's pretty unnerving the way everything is connected. The media is ignoring it, but there is actual progress in securing a long term ceasefire in Yemen of all places.
...
Posted by: Orson
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bing!
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 11, 2026 12:21 AM (y79kU)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2026 12:22 AM (wa3mR)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2026 12:24 AM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2026 12:22 AM (wa3mR)
Cost of living is real low in Scumalia. As is the cost of dying.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:24 AM (8zz6B)
Everything I like is Great. Everything you like sucks; unless you like what I like, than it's great again!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 11, 2026 12:24 AM (Xr4QU)
Posted by: Ian S.
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This is where we find out if NSA is worth paying and if we will try to ground his plane or simply shoot it down...
I could go for grounding it, taking the dirtbag to GITMO, then returning him to Iran for execution when things stabilize. Suggest hanging by crane like a common homo... as he did to them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:25 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
The traditional nuclear family.
Posted by: Cynicism is but one service I provide at January 11, 2026 12:26 AM (TbWk/)
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"Mellow" doesn't have to mean unimaginative, or boring, or unable to include tempo changes and pedals to one's sound. They got lucky--they were playing live at the EXACT moment that drug use became popular, and in an area that EMBRACED drug use in spades. Without that singularity of events, there was a bar band in Lincoln, Nebraska or Ames, Iowa that had way, way, way more musical talent. The Grateful Dead were glorified junkies, and middling musical hacks.
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:27 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 11, 2026 12:27 AM (y79kU)
When and where did any of those Presidents seize any privately held money not involved in a criminal act?
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 11, 2026 12:27 AM (G+z4C)
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Whaa...? But isn't all-uh s'posed to be powerful n merciful n sh!t? The big K should just stay right there and stand before the masses, to prove that all-uh (being duh grate-est or whatever) will save him.
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 10, 2026 11:52 PM (R86kT)
I strongly suspect their kicker had money on da Bearsss.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2026 12:30 AM (cFnG8)
Story going around that Trump is considering hitting "non-military targets" in Iran, and just what that means.
I assume it means more stuff to take out the mullahs and their thugs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:27 AM (Cjcf6)
You know how I know you are a Michael Jackson fan?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:31 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
Lesbianism.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:31 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2026 12:31 AM (qwx/I)
I thought he was already out of the country?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:32 AM (u/kd+)
Everything I like is Great. Everything you like sucks; unless you like what I like, than it's great again!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at January 11, 2026 12:24 AM (Xr4QU)
Poopular music almost all sucks.
Stuff out of the mainstream, some of it's great... even lots of music that isn't to my taste.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2026 12:32 AM (cFnG8)
Posted by: Slash Buzz at January 11, 2026 12:33 AM (FstDi)
Yes.
>> Does this mean a tard has this same power?
If a tard is POTUS, yes.
>> When and where did any of those Presidents seize any privately held money not involved in a criminal act?
Running over Federal agents is a criminal act.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:33 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 11, 2026 12:31 AM (qwx/I)
I look forward to the say when someone says "Do you know what's been going on in the Middle East," and most people are able to say "No. I don't pay any attention to that sort of nonsense."
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2026 12:35 AM (cFnG8)
Posted by: Ranae Holland at January 11, 2026 12:35 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at January 11, 2026 12:33 AM (l3YAf)
I wonder if the dead dyke's purse was an over-running clutch?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:36 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: publius
So not mosques, hospitals, or schools.....
Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2026 12:36 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:38 AM (06DBS)
Posted by: Wrong Way Ticket at January 11, 2026 12:38 AM (oftw2)
I thought he was already out of the country?
Posted by: rickb223
Maybe Russia is sick of his shit already
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:38 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ouch the Grouch at January 11, 2026 12:38 AM (G+z4C)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:39 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:27 AM (Cjcf6)
You know how I know you are a Michael Jackson fan?
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Not a fan at all--he was a child molester. I can't believe anyone plays his stuff anymore. But they do...and *pretend* "I don't know what really happened there...".
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:40 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:40 AM (06DBS)
Posted by: publius
So not mosques, hospitals, or schools.....
Posted by: mikeski
ISWYDT.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:40 AM (u/kd+)
The Occident is the West. Occident vs Orient.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 12:42 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
In American "Far East" means Chyna and beyond.
Nobody talks about the other easts
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:42 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 10, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)
- - - - - - -
Bi-something...?
(It's a start...)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at January 11, 2026 12:43 AM (U9fSZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:43 AM (06DBS)
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:40 AM (Cjcf6)
I'm old enough to remember when people had no idea why rich and powerful people were flying to an island filled with underaged girls and boys.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2026 12:44 AM (cFnG8)
It looks increasingly like he won't have to hit anything. The chance he might is pretty powerful after blowing up the mullahs nuclear plant and then taking out Maduro.
The mullahs haven't been able to put this rebellion down in over a week and now they know Trump can reach out and touch them personally. I think they are done.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2026 12:44 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:46 AM (06DBS)
Nobody talks about the other easts
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 12:42 AM (/lPRQ)
But those names originated from a West European perspective. You really can't have a "middle" without there being a "near" and a "far". It's like a pizza joint that has "medium" "large" and "extra-large".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:46 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 12:47 AM (06DBS)
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:49 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: JackStraw
Did you hear about the supposed secret weapon used in Venezuela? Some kind of auditory weapon.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:52 AM (u/kd+)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2026 12:53 AM (ZxPkt)
https://youtu.be/CpOjQvADLG4
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 12:53 AM (HTCU3)
I've never seen anyone drop stone cold dead in my life, so that's a first.
Not sure I'll ever get over that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2026 12:54 AM (XV/Pl)
I've never seen anyone drop stone cold dead in my life, so that's a first.
Not sure I'll ever get over that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. 😢
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:54 AM (u/kd+)
To win a cultural battle, we have to control the language. Stop calling women with other women "wives", and stop calling men with other men "husbands".
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:55 AM (Cjcf6)
I thought he was already out of the country?
Posted by: rickb223
Maybe Russia is sick of his shit already
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
I'm surprised we are not hearing London as a top pick.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 12:56 AM (HTCU3)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:52 AM (u/kd+)
I'm taking that report with a king-size grain of salt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:56 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I cannot imagine. Prayers up for your family.
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 12:57 AM (rdVOm)
Late entry for the prayer thread, sorta:
I have a relative, mentally "different" who has become estranged. We suspect she's been enculturated, emphasis on "cult," by a woman known to be druggie who has sponged off her in the past. We know my relative gets a sizable government freebie every month and that she immediately withdraws the entire amount, and we suspect that's why her "friends" have kept her around. Well, looks like maybe her funds have been cut off (that dogey trump!) and she's suddenly overdrawn and in deep financial trouble. Wondering if she'll no longer be useful to her "friends," but praying she will be okay, and of course we're always hoping, one way or another, that she will end up turning back to family. God willing.
This is for her.
https://youtu.be/ZneH1O5Ymzo
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - God bless y'all every one at January 11, 2026 12:57 AM (z2cM0)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
I thought they said he was going to France? Or, at least that's where his family went to.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 12:58 AM (u/kd+)
I've never seen anyone drop stone cold dead in my life, so that's a first.
Not sure I'll ever get over that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2026 12:54 AM (XV/Pl)
Condolences going out to you, Thomas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:58 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: turambar at January 11, 2026 12:58 AM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Definitely. Sounded like pure BS, but makes for good propaganda, yes? LOL
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 12:55 AM (Cjcf6)
On that, you have my whole-hearted agreement!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 12:59 AM (8zz6B)
I have. I don't know if it's real or not but even if it isn't I'm still in awe of what those guys did and I bet they are in Tehran, Moscow, Beijing and everywhere else.
Hegseth is doing a fantastic job letting the military do what they can do. Deterrence through strength is back.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2026 01:00 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at January 11, 2026 01:02 AM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2026 01:02 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
Well, it could be a line of BS spun by the Cuban bodyguard to explain away their abysmal performance at the job of guarding Maduro's body.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 01:02 AM (8zz6B)
>>I cannot imagine. Prayers up for your family.
I've watched my mother deteriorate from cancer and slip away, I watched my dad slip the surely bonds after being taken off of life support after a heart attack, I've never seen any one come into a room announce they can't breath and then fall down stone dead and go through death rattles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2026 01:02 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Crusader
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Gotta admit, sounds slightly less nauseating than "scissor-sister" and "butt-buddy"...
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Don Black
Which is no less weird than the rest of it.
https://youtu.be/nD1f1Ian0kA
Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2026 01:03 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 01:03 AM (06DBS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That is quite likely, IMO.
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)
Hegseth is doing a fantastic job letting the military do what they can do. Deterrence through strength is back.
Posted by: JackStraw
Supposedly we've had sound weapons for awhile now. Regardless, that's great psy ops to hit the goat herders with.
The guard claimed that US forces used an unidentified weapon that felt like a “very intense sound wave". He said soldiers began bleeding from their noses, vomiting blood and collapsing, and that the troops appeared “technologically very advanced".
The account was shared on X by the White House press secretary, but US authorities have not confirmed or provided operational details. It is unclear whether any advanced or experimental US military technology was used during the raid.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:05 AM (u/kd+)
Posted by: rickb223
Well, it could be a line of BS spun by the Cuban bodyguard to explain away their abysmal performance at the job of guarding Maduro's body.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Taylor Swift at 120dB? You'd surrender, too, ese.
Posted by: a Cuban bodyguard at January 11, 2026 01:06 AM (nhCoE)
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That is... shocking. I'm so sorry!
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 01:03 AM (rdVOm)
But, those are terms that we use to mock them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 01:07 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 01:07 AM (HTCU3)
The account was shared on X by the White House press secretary, but US authorities have not confirmed or provided operational details. It is unclear whether any advanced or experimental US military technology was used during the raid.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:05 AM (u/kd+)
A sound wave strong enough to cause nose bleeds and vomiting blood would almost certainly cause permanent hearing loss.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 01:10 AM (8zz6B)
https://tinyurl.com/56em845b
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 11, 2026 01:10 AM (y79kU)
Posted by: mirror, mirror on the map at January 11, 2026 01:11 AM (nhCoE)
The mind control that liberal women are under cannot be overstated.
LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:11 AM (u/kd+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
True. But it's good psy ops for a people who think joos strap lasers to dolphins.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:12 AM (u/kd+)
>> That is... shocking. I'm so sorry!
Me and my wife took turns performing CPR but there was nothing there, she was gone.
Now we are down to my uncle, who thankfully was in his apartment when this all went down.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2026 01:12 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: rickb223
They know where his family went?
Mirror Universe Trump would have Trantifa take them out.
Or CIA wetworks agents disguised as Trantifa
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 01:12 AM (/lPRQ)
He was visiting with family, sitting in the living room & having convo.. then said he was thirsty and got up, walked to the kitchen for "a glass of water".
*Thud* from the kitchen.
The man had collapsed in front of the sink, glass in hand & water running. Struck his head on the counter as he fell-- it was a deep gash but didn't bleed at all-- his heart had stopped already.
Posted by: JQ at January 11, 2026 01:13 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And it stops being a "sound wave" and becomes a "shock wave," as from an explosion, at some point.
At 1 atmosphere, that's about 194dB. Because 194dB @1ATM is a doubling of pressure at the "high" point of the wave, and a hard vacuum at the "low" point. You can't go lower pressure than a vacuum.
Posted by: mikeski goes to 11 at January 11, 2026 01:14 AM (nhCoE)
I have. I don't know if it's real or not but even if it isn't I'm still in awe of what those guys did and I bet they are in Tehran, Moscow, Beijing and everywhere else.
Hegseth is doing a fantastic job letting the military do what they can do. Deterrence through strength is back.
Posted by: JackStraw
Prolly just clearing rooms with industrial strength flash bangs or artillery simulators. Overpressure enough to make you bleed out your ears and eyes.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 11, 2026 01:15 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 01:15 AM (06DBS)
(It's a start...)
_________________
Biumvirate ..
(as opposed to Duopoly.. or Duogliarchy)
Posted by: Dawnbringer at January 11, 2026 01:15 AM (koFAO)
I'm getting double the chortling mileage out of this link to a communist newspaper:
https://tinyurl.com/3um5pvh3
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 11, 2026 01:16 AM (IG3/x)
Then how do you explain "The View"?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 01:17 AM (HTCU3)
https://tinyurl.com/56em845b
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The UK needs to be freed from Islam next. There's no real difference between Starmer and Khomeini.
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 01:17 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2026 01:19 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at January 11, 2026 01:19 AM (vzcgi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2026 01:19 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2026 01:20 AM (nhCoE)
One of the military personnel affected is interviewed from his hospital bed.
seba sanchez@sebasanchez099 . 1hr
Sargento Mayor de tercera
Ricardo Salazar 2:22
https://tinyurl.com/34fraa66
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 11, 2026 01:24 AM (y79kU)
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I hope its not true--he deserves to be executed in public or killed by those attempting to capture him. Do you have a source?
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 01:25 AM (Cjcf6)
Cause nothing is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2026 01:26 AM (viF8m)
It's possible, if that is some real account from one of the security guards, that it's something he *interpreted as sound* but not really a sound weapon.
Some directed microwave thingy could induce symptoms like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 01:28 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Crusader at January 11, 2026 01:25 AM (Cjcf6)
Comments above, but also seems to be being mentioned over at Insty (although in one case, it is parody.)
That is kind of my point. He needs to face his people not be free to enjoy the funds he has socked away over the years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2026 01:29 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 01:30 AM (06DBS)
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I hope its not true--he deserves to be executed in public or killed by those attempting to capture him. Do you have a source?
Posted by: Crusader
There is value in publicly executing monsters like the Mullahs. Recent examples are the Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceaușescu and an all-time favorite, Mussolini.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 01:30 AM (HTCU3)
Security Guard: On the day of the operation, we didn't hear anything coming. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation. The next thing we saw were drones, a lot of drones, flying over our positions. We didn't know how to react.
Interviewer: So what happened next? How was the main attack?
Security Guard: After those drones appeared, some helicopters arrived, but there were very few. I think barely eight helicopters. From those helicopters, soldiers came down, but a very small number. Maybe twenty men. But those men were technologically very advanced. They didn't look like anything we've fought against before.
Interviewer: And then the battle began?
Security Guard: Yes, but it was a massacre. We were hundreds, but we had no chance. They were shooting with such precision and speed... it seemed like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute. We couldn't do anything.
(Cont)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:32 AM (u/kd+)
Security Guard: No help at all. Because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something—I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move.
Interviewer: And your comrades? Did they manage to resist?
Security Guard: No, not at all. Those twenty men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us. We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I've never seen anything like it. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon or whatever it was.
Interviewer: So do you think the rest of the region should think twice before confronting the Americans?
Security Guard: Without a doubt. I'm sending a warning to anyone who thinks they can fight the United States. They have no idea what they're capable of. After what I saw, I never want to be on the other side of that again. They're not to be messed with.
(Cont)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:32 AM (u/kd+)
Security Guard: Definitely. Everyone is already talking about this. No one wants to go through what we went through. Now everyone thinks twice. What happened here is going to change a lot of things, not just in Venezuela but throughout the region.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:33 AM (u/kd+)
Resistance Missiles Now Hitting Governmental, Military Targets In Iran -
Khamenei Hiding in Bunker
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:36 AM (u/kd+)
Issue of a special weapon is separate. As I said earlier today, there have been sonic weapons around for a while. Meant to disable/disorient, non-lethal. I witnessed one demo of such years ago. Very brief emissions at low power - very uncomfortable, definitely would degrade proficiency of any targeted person.
The system I saw was intended for perimeter security or ship-borne security (ward off hijackers). Imagine more "tactical" versions might exist.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2026 01:37 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 01:41 AM (HTCU3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2026 01:42 AM (bss/y)
Today, some Iranian businessman said he would hand over a decent-sized parcel of Tehran real estate if the regime falls, for Trump to develop into a hotel/casino. Hilarious.
Meanwhile anti-regime elements are sticking up signs "re-naming" streets for Trump in Tehran.
And some guy who seems to be connected to the Chagos Islands (Diego Garcia), said if Trump can block the idiotic UK giveaway of said islands to Chy-nah influenced Mauritius, an island will be named for him.
Never been anyone (public figure) like him. Best ever, really. Believe me.
(hope all these folks realize anything named for Trump will have to use large gold letters for any signage)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2026 01:42 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 01:44 AM (w6EFb)
Real Answer: NO.
They're so accustomed to working for corrupt either corrupt Politico's, or Drug-lords that the understand the benefit afforded by an autocrat with a vision.
At that means getting paid for acts of mayhem for a handful of rice. LIBs would do it for free, but ya gotta know -- it's expensive to be a LIB.
You-owe-them because their ceaseless quest for the unearned remains forever ceaseless, because the values they illicitly obtain, retain no value.
MOUTHY LIBS want your Cheesecake. forWAR'd !!!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 11, 2026 01:44 AM (P9YYz)
Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2026 01:45 AM (nhCoE)
Hench #1: Indeed. It was like fighting 20 Captain America's, but less gay. Or lame. I'll admit, while they were kicking our asses, I got kind of turned on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2026 01:45 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: mikeski at January 11, 2026 01:45 AM (nhCoE)
Salt lick?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2026 01:46 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 01:46 AM (HTCU3)
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at January 11, 2026 01:46 AM (wr21C)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2026 01:46 AM (U/Byj)
Today, some Iranian businessman said he would hand over a decent-sized parcel of Tehran real estate if the regime falls, for Trump to develop into a hotel/casino. Hilarious.
They were joking on Goldie Ghamari's liveblogging last night about using Kohmeni's gravesite/mausoleum as a Trump Tower & Casino. It's huge and gaudy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2026 01:46 AM (u/kd+)
Indeed. Sounds just like that.
Posted by: publius
So it was an auditory weapon, from a certain point of view.
Posted by: obi-wan mikeski at January 11, 2026 01:49 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: obi-wan mikeski at January 11, 2026 01:49 AM (nhCoE)
A certain point of view, you dead fucking liar?!
-Luke
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2026 01:52 AM (bss/y)
Today it was reported a local commander of a missile unit in central Iran had been permanently retired via drone strike on his car. Umm. Clearly not something domestic opposition is capable of.
A few days ago the commander of the Basij in Mashad, cradle of the Islamic revolution - and the son of the one-time overall commander of the Basij - had been killed in fighting (Basij are the militia, lowest-level arm, often organized thugs, of the regime's repression structure).
In June Israel (based on a thorough understanding of regime procedures and patterns) waited for the IRGC in Tehran to be put on max alert, which meant personnel reported to their bases. Then they hit them (several spots), hard. Massive casualties.
Could be challenging to duplicate/expand on that template, but that would be highest leverage to push regime towards collapse. Think we'll see soon what we decided to do. Body count is high and climbing, Trump's red line is fading in the rear distance.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2026 01:53 AM (U/Byj)
Grok thinks, if the "head exploding" sensation thing was true, that this would be some sort of pulsed directed microwave or RF type of weapon.
Such a thing would induce pressure waves inside tissue via local heating effects. Also direct effects on the nervous system. LRAD type thing wouldn't cause the bleeding, and there would likely be strong ear ringing/damage afterwards if it was strong enough.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 01:53 AM (w6EFb)
the Vlad-guys are going to one-up Trump to rendition Zelensky and display him in carbonite.
MOUTHY LIBS want your Cheesecake. forWAR'd !!!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 11, 2026 01:54 AM (vImSF)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2026 01:57 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 11, 2026 01:57 AM (y79kU)
Go after the Mexican government with all out by Iranian style financial sanctions. Then you make it impossible for the cartels to ship drugs into the United States completely shutting down the border. The cartels have insanely expensive payrolls to meet; starve them for cash and the peons will revolt. Then you make it impossible to send remittances out of the US to Mexico. I would also add in liberal free one-way helicopter rides were necessary in Mexico.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 01:58 AM (HTCU3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 11, 2026 02:01 AM (y79kU)
Liquid CO2 Gas cartridge, rapid modulated overpressure. See what happens with Dry Ice in a 2Liter bottle.
Nobody panics when things go "according to plan"... even if the plan is horrifying. If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because "it's all part of the plan". But when one Mouthy LGBTQ/LIB in a beanie driving an SUV will dies... well then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS !!!
MOUTHY LIBS want your Cheesecake. forWAR'd !!!
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 11, 2026 02:03 AM (RAYzE)
The thuggish Cabello creature runs that network (the Venezuelan "basij"), I think. Easy to imagine factions within the regime pulling stuff like this, though it's hard to imagine a less savvy move than testing the US at this point.
But some are claiming the political prisoner release was only partial. In bilateral matters apparently VZ regime is saying "how high do you want me to jump?", including steps to re-open US embassy and coordinating oil issues. But for domestic audiences it's all bellicose trash talk, from the acting prez as well as others.
I expect "correction" will be an ongoing requirement in dealing with these losers.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2026 02:05 AM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 02:08 AM (HTCU3)
I'm seeing something that Iran has threatened that if we try to interfere, they're going to throw everything they have at Israel. Shoot every missile they have.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 02:17 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 02:26 AM (06DBS)
_________________________________
Translation:
"Yip! Yip, yip, yip! Grrrrrr... Yip, Yip, Yip!"
Posted by: Dawnbringer at January 11, 2026 02:27 AM (koFAO)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 02:28 AM (06DBS)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 02:29 AM (06DBS)
Hezbollah has been greatly degraded but is still there, and Israel has been resisting *US* pressure to finish the job - which mostly means hitting their remaining missile capability and their Radwan force, their most capable infantry so to speak. Still seems the goal of disarming Hezbollah per Lebanese govt. policy is a fantasy - but destruction of the mother ship in Tehran might make reducing them even further feasible.
One can imagine the chaos and revolt in Iran has provided Mossad good conditions to restore some of their pre-emptive internal options they used so well in June against Iranian missile forces.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 11, 2026 02:32 AM (U/Byj)
Not if Machado hands over her Nobel Prize to Agent Orange, that's when things will get real (having mastered the DQ shack flip)
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 11, 2026 02:35 AM (UZBeq)
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at January 11, 2026 02:38 AM (UZBeq)
However, waiting to watch it on NFL network now sucks even worse, because:
1) when you've dvr'ed it, the first 15-20 minutes of that broadcast show the end of the game, who won, and the interviews with the winners.
2) Now, today, NFL Network decided the version of the broadcast you will watch, is the horrible 'skyview', where you see the entire field, can't see the football, and they add all this AI circly crap to further clog the scene.
During that, they tell you how to 'click down twice' on your remote to watch the normal broadcast style, but that doesn't work in the NFL Network later broadcast.
So, they can go to hell, again. Commies.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2026 02:41 AM (9oOM2)
Reuters says Israeli military just went on high alert.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 11, 2026 02:55 AM (w6EFb)
The main broadcast is available for replay inside the Amazon prime app. In fact, I'm rewatching the fourth quarter of the game on my television because it was It's one of the best comebacks one could hope for. The fourth quarter begins at about 2 hours and 15 minutes in on the main broadcast replay
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 03:03 AM (HTCU3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 11, 2026 02:28 AM (06DBS)
Using that would be an authentic war crime.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2026 03:24 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: buddhaha at January 11, 2026 03:24 AM (4YokX)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2026 03:44 AM (9oOM2)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2026 03:46 AM (9oOM2)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle
No.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at January 11, 2026 03:53 AM (HTCU3)
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 11, 2026 03:57 AM (9oOM2)
Posted by: m at January 11, 2026 04:02 AM (SSiCQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Para-dictatorship?
два душа?
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