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Good morning Ace. Lot of news we've been having
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:07 AM (zNwXb) 2
Coincidence?
LOLGF! @BRICSinfo JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇻🇪 Chinese officials arrive in Venezuela for talks with President Nicolás Maduro. Posted 11 hours ago! Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2026 10:07 AM (NuV6c) 3
FAFO!
Posted by: jrg at January 03, 2026 10:08 AM (c+JtK) 4
Link w/pictures: https://tinyurl.com/587jrcce
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2026 10:09 AM (NuV6c) 5
No flaming skulls?
Posted by: I was told there would be flaming skulls at January 03, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1) 6
Wow, Maduro and Sadaam Hussein could've been switched at birth.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:10 AM (77rzZ) 7
And with that, the news cycle moved past defending the fraud happening across the nation to defending a corrupt dictator.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (UJMvS) 8
Wonder if Delta said hello to the Chinese delegation
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (zNwXb) 9
Maduro and his wife are fortunate to be alive. U.S. troops dragged them out of their bedroom but they could have been captured by the mob like Saddam or Gaddafi, or strung upside down on a pole like Mussolini and his wife.
Posted by: jrg at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (c+JtK) 10
@BRICSinfo
JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇻🇪 Chinese officials arrive in Venezuela for talks with President Nicolás Maduro. Uncomfortable silence to follow. Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t) 11
Ace, it's great to see you on the weekend! And for a happy occasion!
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ) 12
Word has it that a Chinese delegation was supposed to meet with Maduro today.
They might want to update their day planners. ;-) Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 03, 2026 10:12 AM (XjTSo) 13
THIS is what I voted for.
Now start arresting, prosecuting, convicting, and executing the literally hundreds if not thousands of serial domestic traitors and terrorists in The Swamp and Nationwide. IOW, Let's Go Full Pinochet! Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:12 AM (QbCrG) 14
Venezuelans are wildly happy. And the Dems are miserable. This is a good day
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:12 AM (zNwXb) 15
Maduro and his wife are fortunate to be alive. U.S. troops dragged them out of their bedroom but they could have been captured by the mob like Saddam or Gaddafi, or strung upside down on a pole like Mussolini and his wife.
Posted by: jrg at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (c+JtK) ---------------- Of course, leftists scum, but I repeat myself, will never understand those would have been preferable outcomes for Venezuelans but it was not an acceptable outcome for President Trump. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:13 AM (UJMvS) 16
Maduro and his wife are fortunate to be alive. U.S. troops dragged them out of their bedroom but they could have been captured by the mob like Saddam or Gaddafi, or strung upside down on a pole like Mussolini and his wife.
Posted by: jrg at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (c+JtK) ------------- Make Red-Hot Pokers Up The Arse Great Again! Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:13 AM (QbCrG) 17
Uncomfortable silence to follow.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t) --- "Hello, Xi. Yes, I have them. They're fine, we're feeding them Big Macs, diet Cokes, they're happy. We'll get them back to you right away. Where? On one of our classy warships. Don't worry about mobs, they're fine. So about all those trade issues..." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZOv7s) 18
10 - Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t)
Message sent...let's see if anybody in Beijing is listening. Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 03, 2026 10:13 AM (XjTSo) 19
Morning Ace. I hope today finds you well rested and feeling feisty.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:14 AM (UJMvS) 20
God bless JSOC. I hope dictators everywhere in the world are sweating.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at January 03, 2026 10:15 AM (DEu+k) 21
Glorious day!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 03, 2026 10:15 AM (h7ZuX) 22
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson
President Trump says a second wave of strikes on Venezuela was locked and loaded, but wasn’t needed: "We were prepared to do a second wave. This was so lethal, we didn't have to. We were out with an armada like nobody's ever seen." X video (0:22): https://bit.ly/44SNdGY Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:15 AM (P5BPp) 23
Wooah, DAily Mail says Delta took Maduro and his wife *out of their beds while they were sleeping*.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:15 AM (w6EFb) 24
Delta Force need to descend on Minneapolis and fly that POS to the same jail as Maduro.
Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2026 10:15 AM (CEDms) 25
Well, that's quite the surprise to wake up to. Hadn't even taken my first sip of covfefe.
Posted by: PabloD at January 03, 2026 10:15 AM (cFv0u) 26
I believe the U.S. signed on to the United Nations Convention against Transnational Organized Crime. I also believe the prohibition of the illicit manufacturing and international trafficking of machineguns and explosives is part of that convention.
So, tell your liberal family members who are in full meltdown mode that Trump was executing the warrant while operating under charter from their beloved United Nations. Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 10:15 AM (Y1sOo) 27
"The oil? Yes, we have the tankers. All of them, yes. No, you can't have them back, we have to do some inspections. Sorry, it may take a while. I'm sure you can manage."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:16 AM (ZOv7s) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 03, 2026 10:16 AM (UCEkw) 29
How fast will MSM bury this when it comes out Maduro was in bed with Hezbollah and China and they, in turn, were using Maduro to wage a proxy war against the US?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:16 AM (UJMvS) 30
That's my president.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 10:16 AM (viF8m) 31
Nick Shirley is like... wait, wut?
Posted by: Things change quickly at January 03, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1) 32
1) Within the next 2-3 months, China will turn over the Panama Canal to a private entity
2) Actual, official Venezuelan docs will be releases showing Muduro was directing Tren de Agragua. 3) Additional doc will show funding of leftie groups in the US 4) the communists in Cuba will fall. 5) the communists in Mexico will fall next 6) then on to Nicaragua Not just a 250 year celebration, but a restoration of America as America. The Monroe Doctrine is back, it's big, beautiful and luxurious. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 10:17 AM (HXT0k) 33
Wait. WTF?
Why does it seem like that maybe- just maybe- our military's shit is NOT gay and their shit is NOT retarded all of a sudden? Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:17 AM (bss/y) 34
I kind of dig the "overkill" of it.
You don't use a hundred foot tall nuclear death golem to squish a bug because you need to. You use the hundred foot tall nuclear death golem to remind the rest of the people who would fuck with you that you have a hundred foot tall nuclear death golem. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:17 AM (06Hmj) Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2026 10:18 AM (CEDms) Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:18 AM (RuTUS) 37
I am thankful for- and grateful to- the stalwartness of the military involved in this mission who did their duty perhaps wondering if they might not come back alive.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 10:18 AM (wvguf) 38
You use the hundred foot tall nuclear death golem to remind the rest of the people who would fuck with you that you have a hundred foot tall nuclear death golem.
Posted by: Warai-otoko James Howard Kunstler often refers to Trump as "the Golden Golem of Greatness." Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (77rzZ) 39
Democrats are donning their collective gimp suits. It’s like Halloween at an S&M club.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (cUMVS) 40
5 No flaming skulls?
Posted by: I was told there would be flaming skulls at January 03, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1) I am begging for a flaming skull with Maduro mustache. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (h7ZuX) 41
Wooah, DAily Mail says Delta took Maduro and his wife *out of their beds while they were sleeping*.
This report is missing critical information. Namely, does Mrs. Maduro have nice boobs? Posted by: Oddbob at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (3nLb4) 42
Most importantly, what did they find in Cilia Flores Maduro's underwear drawer?
Posted by: The Eff Bee Eye at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1) 43
Behold the power of a fully operational US Military. Regime in 2 hours. Name that tune, change that regime. I can change that regime in ... two hours. I've read that Maduro was in Delta's black bag within 20 minutes after this started. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (w6EFb) 44
You use the hundred foot tall nuclear death golem to remind the rest of the people who would fuck with you that you have a hundred foot tall nuclear death golem.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:17 AM (06Hmj) --- Or as the Chinese proverb has it: kill the chicken while the monkey watches. Russia better come to terms quickly, because oil prices are going to crater by summer. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (ZOv7s) 45
Let's not forget: HUGO CHAVEZ started the destruction of Venezuela. The fucking people let the fucking devil in and HE destroyed them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM (bss/y) 46
A BFD, eh Joe?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM (6Ga6M) 47
Betcha the markets are way up Monday.
Good news does that. Now fuel gets cheaper. Poo Tin is not liking this. Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM (CEDms) 48
Racism!
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries did not get a heads up that President Donald Trump's administration was planning to strike Venezuela and capture President Nicholas Maduro, per sources. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM (L/fGl) 49
Tucker is a fat, alcoholic Nazi? I try not to pay attention to him.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM (8CIFn) 50
Angry Ace is best Ace.
Trump is establishing a clear bar of The Possible for the GOPe to hang themselves from. Posted by: Accomack at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM (IG7T0) 51
39 lol.
Tucker Carlson lives rent free in your head. Posted by: Sad Aging Clown at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (Fa75c) 'Sad, aging clown' is my MIDDLE name. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM (bss/y) 52
This report is missing critical information. Namely, does Mrs. Maduro have nice boobs?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (3nLb4) I don't know, but I bet her eyebrows are to die for. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM (06Hmj) 53
In before Tucker blames the Jews.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (cUMVS) 54
This report is missing critical information. Namely, does Mrs. Maduro have nice boobs?
Posted by: Oddbob at January 03, 2026 10:19 AM (3nLb4) --- According to Moron Horde Political Theory, no, otherwise she'd be left alone. Bodacious rack always = political legitimacy. It's how die-hard republicans are now monarchists with regard to Iran. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (ZOv7s) 55
48 Racism!
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries did not get a heads up that President Donald Trump's administration was planning to strike Venezuela and capture President Nicholas Maduro, per sources. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:20 AM ( I wonder why ....."Leaks" Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (VE6XX) 56
>> Namely, does Mrs. Maduro have nice boobs?
Look her up if you like, but let's just say, she's no Crown Princess and future Padishah Empress Noor Pahlavi. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (w6EFb) 57
I saw the Qatar-Funded FARA Faggots open for Satanic Warmaster and Nokturnal Mortum at Dante's Highlight in 2010.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (QbCrG) 58
Bannon is 100% behind Trump on this. He's on now with Erik Prince talking about the amazing raid.
Posted by: Happy Warrior at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (oftw2) 59
I’ve never seen Ace up this early in the day.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (1D2Ie) 60
Press conference should be lit. Can't wait.
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (lJ0H4) 61
The all caps makes it funnier.Ben Roethlisberger knows.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (YwEeS) 62
Flamkng Skull with a mustache would be awesome
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (Ia/+0) 63
Cuba is going to collapse
and there's a good chance Iran will collapse, now that Trump has laid down the law that they are not allowed to massacre protesters. meawhile tucker and the PeaceFags whine Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (1wjle) 64
Bless Hakeem's heart he thinks he's relevant to this situation.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (UJMvS) 65
Betcha the markets are way up Monday.
Good news does that. Maybe. But the thing the market hates more than it likes good news is uncertainty. Trump is the D20 of history. Posted by: Oddbob at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (3nLb4) Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (bss/y) 67
I bet the Maduros weren't expecting a Sea Cruise...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (VE6XX) 68
There are some mullahs that would benefit from being arrested.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (8CIFn) 69
48 Racism!
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries did not get a heads up that President Donald Trump's administration was planning to strike Venezuela and capture President Nicholas Maduro, per sources. I doubt Temu Obama could find Venezuela on a map. Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (Riz8t) 70
WTF. This is not where I expected things to go (re: Venezuela).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (36PRH) 71
I owned some stock in Chevron back when Venezuela seized its assets there. So these MFers literally stole from me.
That's the least of it, I'm sure. Execution just doesn't seem enough for this sort of vermin, but I'm not sure that's even what we have in mind for him. Trump is seriously cleaning up South America. Argentina, and now IIRC Chile and Bolivia have turned away from Globalist authoritarianism. I have to expect that Brazil will be cleaned up too, eventually. The guy they put in prison there seemed to be more popular in Brazil that even Trump was in the US. Oh, and I saw the regime falling in Iran from a mile away. I knew Trump wasn't going to destroy those nuclear sites, and then just walk away and let them get rebuilt. There was already an insurgency in the works. It was only a matter of time. Everybody get it yet? Time to stop talking about adding Trump on Mount Rushmore, and start talking about a Mount Trump. Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (hOOi9) 72
A thirty minute operation. Beautiful.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (DEu+k) 73
5 No flaming skulls?
Posted by: I was told there would be flaming skulls at January 03, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1) Ditto! Go Iwo Jima! Go USA! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (QGaXH) 74
if I know my Trump, election interference in the 2020 rigged election
Suddenly Ace is interested in this? Patrick Byrne and Emerald Robinson have been reporting on this for weeks and weeks, even that the Trump administration has Venezuelan whistleblowers on the voting machine fraud in protective custody. Not a peep from Ace of Spades HQ on this. Emerald Robinson: "Major media outlets that never called me in the last 12 months to explain my original reporting on election fraud, Smartmatic, and Venezuela: ABC CBS NBC MSNBC CNN NYT WaPo Politico The list goes on and on." You can add AOSHQ. Posted by: TITP at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (YwIpu) 75
>> It's how die-hard republicans are now monarchists
Not really, just sort hottie queens and empresses and princesses-ists. Every nation should have those. The best and the hottest. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (w6EFb) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (L/fGl) 77
>>"We were prepared to do a second wave. This was so lethal, we didn't have to. We were out with an armada like nobody's ever seen."
I legit love Trump hyperbole meets military action. Will never top his announcement about al Baghdadii: “He died like a dog, he died like a coward.” Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (NuV6c) 78
62 Flamkng Skull with a mustache would be awesome
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (Ia/+0) Maybe a nice sash with military medals. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (bss/y) 79
Makin' love in the afternoon with Cilia Flores
Up in my bedroom (makin' love on my bed) I got up to wash my face When I come back to bed, Delta Force is taking us someplace. Posted by: Simon and Madura at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM (6Ga6M) 80
Ace up early on a Saturday. Strange times.
Posted by: dantesed at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM (Oy/m2) 81
This is about Isheael and you know it!!11!
Posted by: Cucker Trollson at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM (Y1v+4) 82
@BRICSinfo
JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇻🇪 Chinese officials arrive in Venezuela for talks with President Nicolás Maduro. Uncomfortable silence to follow. Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t) In a gesture of good will, Delta Force left a Puu-Puu Platter and an order of Fried Dumplings for the Chinese Officials as they wait for their plane home. Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM (iJfKG) 83
No flaming skulls?
Posted by: I was told there would be flaming skulls at January 03, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1) I am begging for a flaming skull with Maduro mustache. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! _________ Do the Venezuelans do sugar skulls, or is that only Mexico? A flaming sugar skull would be cool. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM (XvL8K) 84
In less than a year we've gone from Biden begging Maduro to produce more oil, to Trump taking Maduro out.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM (zNwXb) 85
64 Bless Hakeem's heart he thinks he's relevant to this situation.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (UJMvS) I'm surprised they don't use these feckless turncoats to their own advantage more. "OK, Hakeem, seriously, keep this a secret. We're going to send in Delt- uhh.... ICE agents, to go capture Maduro where our intel says he'll be sleeping tonight in Cara-- uh... the other big city in Venezuela that isn't Caracas. You know, that one. Don't tell no one. For reals. Pinky swear." Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (06Hmj) 86
Press conference should be lit. Can't wait.
Trump should just go for it and have Delta capture the WH press corps and send them to Gitmo. Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (Riz8t) 87
Wooah, DAily Mail says Delta took Maduro and his wife *out of their beds while they were sleeping*.
-- I mentioned it below, we built a 1:1 model of his house. That's so bad ass. Name another country that can do that. And to OpSec? How many IC media sources are screaming into their pillows right now that they were kept in the dark? And couldn't alert their friends? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (HXT0k) 88
Fat, alcoholic and Nazi is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1) 89
73 5 No flaming skulls?
Posted by: I was told there would be flaming skulls at January 03, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1) Ditto! Go Iwo Jima! Go USA! Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (QGaXH) THIS! is what I voted for! Is there a flaming skull? I see a broken icon under the main headline. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (QGaXH) 90
>>>Hey @TuckerCarlson, GO FUCK YOURSELF. TRUMP JUST SPIT-ROASTED VENEZUELA LIKE IT WAS YOUR WIFE. GO GET SUCKED OFF BY GLENN GREENWALD YOU GAY RETARD
um Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (RuTUS) 91
70 WTF. This is not where I expected things to go (re: Venezuela).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (36PRH) Me either. It really is surprising we seem not to actually be able to hold cards close to the vest these days. Really surreal- which is sad. Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y) 92
So, in less than a year, the US launches an unprecedented air strike strike on one country and follows up with an audacious snatch and grab in another country.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (UJMvS) 93
31 Nick Shirley is like... wait, wut?
Posted by: Things change quickly at January 03, 2026 10:17 AM (2Ez/1) Heh. Seriously, though, pretty sure Nick Shirley was also doing reports on narcoterrorism before the fraud stuff came out, so I don't think his visibility will suffer much. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 03, 2026 10:26 AM (h7ZuX) 94
86 Press conference should be lit. Can't wait.
Trump should just go for it and have Delta capture the WH press corps and send them to Gitmo. Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (Riz8t) !!! Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:26 AM (RuTUS) 95
Bad break for all the Maduro doubles in Venezuela.
Operation CROCKET AND TUBBS carried off without a glitch! Well done grunts! Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2026 10:26 AM (qwx/I) 96
Has anyone done a wellness check on Danny Glover and Sean Penn?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 03, 2026 10:26 AM (NCERT) 97
67 I bet the Maduros weren't expecting a Sea Cruise...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (VE6XX) Delta Force: *Knocks* Candygram for Mr Maduro. Maduro: Nicholas likes candy! Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:26 AM (bss/y) 98
Empress Elizabeth of Austria, Franz Josef's wife, was a hottie.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (77rzZ) 99
Maybe a nice sash with military medals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (bss/y) --- In a pudding cup. Maybe Ace is saving that for the news conference. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (ZOv7s) 100
I am not fat!
Posted by: Cucker Trollson at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (W3eFU) 101
79 Makin' love in the afternoon with Cilia Flores
Up in my bedroom (makin' love on my bed) I got up to wash my face When I come back to bed, Delta Force is taking us someplace. Posted by: Simon and Madura at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM +++ golfclap Posted by: S and G fan at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1) 102
Venezuela can get back to producing Miss Universes.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (qwx/I) 103
Mmhmm....I see.
And is this Tucker *makes air quote fingers* in the room with us now? What's he saying to you? Posted by: ace's therapist at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (leT9u) 104
... if I know my Trump, election interference in the 2020 rigged election.
------------ Now instead of 14 various ways to steal elections, the Dem Blue Shithole Cities are now down to only 13 various ways to steal elections across The West in general and America in particular. Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (QbCrG) 105
Why does it seem like that maybe- just maybe- our military's shit is NOT gay and their shit is NOT retarded all of a sudden?
Come to find out we just needed a different President and a different Department of War Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (a4flb) 106
13 THIS is what I voted for.
Now start arresting, prosecuting, convicting, and executing the literally hundreds if not thousands of serial domestic traitors and terrorists in The Swamp and Nationwide. IOW, Let's Go Full Pinochet! Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:12 AM (QbCrG) Seconded, with prejudice. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (VnsnO) 107
We have a plan in place for those service members who followed this illegal order from the President.
Posted by: The Seditious Six at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (Y1sOo) 108
79 Makin' love in the afternoon with Cilia Flores
Up in my bedroom (makin' love on my bed) I got up to wash my face When I come back to bed, Delta Force is taking us someplace. Posted by: Simon and Madura at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM (6Ga6M) Oh, well done. *golfclap* Nice earworm. https://tinyurl.com/83dtvyyr Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y) 109
Everybody get it yet? Time to stop talking about adding Trump on Mount Rushmore, and start talking about a Mount Trump.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (hOOi9) Just glue a giant sandstone pompadour to that Crazy Horse shit and paint it all orange. We'll save billions. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (06Hmj) 110
"My mood, thanks to Michael the Texan."
I rate this link as: Accurate: [X] Inaccurate [ ] Time until Hawaiian judge orders release and return to Venezuela: 3.....2.....1...... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (QGaXH) 111
Suddenly Ace is interested in this? Patrick Byrne and Emerald Robinson have been reporting on this for weeks and weeks, even that the Trump administration has Venezuelan whistleblowers on the voting machine fraud in protective custody. Not a peep from Ace of Spades HQ on this.
Your concern is: [X] Noted [ ] Not noted Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (Riz8t) 112
Operation Fuck Yeah
Posted by: gKWVE at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (gKWVE) 113
Interesting that oil futures aren't doing much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (n9ltV) 114
So, in less than a year, the US launches an unprecedented air strike strike on one country and follows up with an audacious snatch and grab in another country.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (UJMvS) --- Lots of bladder control issues right now in Moscow and Beijing. Trump's unpredictability must be terrifying. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (ZOv7s) 115
Venezuela can get back to producing Miss Universes.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2026 10:27 AM (qwx/I) --------------- And Chevron can get back to producing oil without explicitly advocating for and supporting a narco-terrorist regime. Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:29 AM (QbCrG) 116
Trump must have attacked Somalia as well. I just saw pictures from there and it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland with no one left but drooling imbeciles
Posted by: Wally at January 03, 2026 10:29 AM (0e5Te) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 10:29 AM (a4flb) 118
Oh, he's taking to this *air quote fingers* Candace now.
What are they talking about? Israel again? Are they planning pogroms? Posted by: ace's therapist at January 03, 2026 10:29 AM (leT9u) 119
Wouldn't mind if they stopped by and picked up Lula...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:29 AM (VE6XX) Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ) 121
You'd think that someone who has access to Little Marco's trash cans would have had a heads-up on this raid.
Posted by: Larry At The Landfill at January 03, 2026 10:30 AM (oftw2) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 03, 2026 10:30 AM (a4flb) 123
Trump must have attacked Somalia as well. I just saw pictures from there and it's a post-apocalyptic wasteland with no one left but drooling imbeciles
Posted by: Wally at January 03, 2026 10:29 AM (0e5Te) ------------------ .....but enough about downtown Minneapolis.... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:30 AM (UJMvS) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:30 AM (L/fGl) 125
Were the Venezuelans operating Russian air defense systems? Not exactly a ringing endorsement for Sukhoi.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (qwx/I) 126
That's my president.
Posted by: JackStraw == This is the kind of thing you vote for. It never happens. Except with Donnie Two Scoops. The whole world just recalculated, because Trump knocked over the chess board. Putin woke up just as surprised as you did. Trump is not just talk. He will do you.... Posted by: Simplemind at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (YrUlT) 127
120 Reuters is reporting that the Venezuelan VP is in Russia, according to four sources.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ) I'm guessing he had a "heads up"... Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (VE6XX) 128
Russia better come to terms quickly, because oil prices are going to crater by summer.
-- I think the world is going to be shocked at how quickly US industry will be able to get the Venezuela oil back on line. Oh and this can't be understated: China sent their trade delegation there just days ago. No f'ing way they "lose face" by having their top diplomats there and this happen right under their "nose." But it did. We just sent a massive bomb up to the Chinese spy agencies: We know what you know. We know what you don't know. You only know what we want you to know. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (HXT0k) 129
*Lots of bladder control issues right now in Moscow and Beijing. Trump's unpredictability must be terrifying."
Depends. Posted by: We're here to help at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1) 130
Reuters is reporting that the Venezuelan VP is in Russia, according to four sources.
==== He can hookup with Assad. Posted by: runner at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (ReBai) 131
So, in less than a year, the US launches an unprecedented air strike strike on one country and follows up with an audacious snatch and grab in another country.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:25 AM (UJMvS) ------------ The only question now is does Trump make Cuba the 51st State, or is it annexed by DeSantis and Florida? /only half-joking Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (QbCrG) Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 03, 2026 10:32 AM (XjTSo) 134
132 I'm guessing he had a "heads up"...
Posted by: It's me donna The VP is a woman. Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:31 AM (77rzZ) She Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:32 AM (VE6XX) 135
>>I legit love Trump hyperbole meets military action.
Will never top his announcement about al Baghdadii: “He died like a dog, he died like a coward.” https://tinyurl.com/2p8x9hx Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 10:32 AM (viF8m) 136
Ok, something happened.
Posted by: The person who likes to say nothing will happen at January 03, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1) 137
New York lights up One World Trade Center green in honor of Muslim Heritage Month and the internet is not happy
https://is.gd/MPQ4nj Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:32 AM (L/fGl) 138
Where will Sean Penn go now for his health care?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 03, 2026 10:33 AM (nljXp) 139
A glorious Saturday morning to all
This will encourage the protesters in Iran that Trump really does have their back. The woman who willlikely now take her rightful place has already said that one of her first acts will be to move their embassy to Jerusalem. This is not just about our Southern hemisphere, although Brazil should be taking notice. The Europeans should be paying attention. Trump is not fooling around. Get on the same page here or NATO may become a thing of the past. I am loving this. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 10:33 AM (t/2Uw) 140
Trump does big, bold, important stuff. This always makes me nervous.
So I pray for him. God has big, bold, important plans and it apparently pleases Him to use Trump. Glory be to God. Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 03, 2026 10:33 AM (FMtrg) 141
I think she's VP of Jack and Shit right now, since she's left town.
The military is running things as much as they can. Posted by: gKWVE at January 03, 2026 10:33 AM (gKWVE) 142
I don't think Trump did this explicitly as a warning to Iran and China, but it's sort of a side benefit. They are most definitely paying attention.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:33 AM (Riz8t) 143
Cuba is screwed here as well. Maybe this is why Marco Rubio has gotten over the Little Marco public humiliation and has been such a staunch Trump ally. Maybe the liberation of Cuba is part of the play here.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (4b7CV) 144
I'm sure this time all the idiots will be right and it will result in WW3, like every other time Trump's use of the military has. Right? This time for sure!
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (3tZV2) 145
Happy New Year, Ace, Horde (and Merry Christmas, per 12 days of )
NaCly Dog, just saw your comment on MisHum's morning thread. Posted by: callsign claymore at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (6NwXC) 146
Whole lot of "he wouldn't" getting mistaken for "he can't" going on in the world.
It's like Kremlinology has finally been supplanted by Maralagology. "What the hell is this bastard going to do next?" Wouldn't you like to know.... hehehehe. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (06Hmj) 147
Good luck trying to bend Trump to your will, Qatar-funded FARA faggots.
more like Daddy Trump gon bend them bishes over, amirite??? Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (dCxaZ) 148
Trump says We're going into Iran if they harm protestors and the Dems/Media/Rinos go into a tizzy and while they're hysterical he pulls this.... We don't deserve him
Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (VE6XX) 149
Reuters is reporting that the Venezuelan VP is in Russia, according to four sources.
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:30 AM (77rzZ) ------------ Putin will send him to the "Russian Front" in Ukraine to die a la Hogan's Heroes. Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (QbCrG) 150
NATO should have went tits up decades ago.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (u3SRj) 151
Reza Pahlavi @PahlaviReza
Translated from Persian Ali Khamenei, terrified of the waves of the national uprising, emerged from his hiding place and threatened the people of Iran. Khamenei! We, the people of Iran, will drag you down from your shaky seat just like Zahhak and free our Iran from the evil of you and your regime. To the military and security forces! Do not tie your fate to the sinking ship of the Islamic Republic. Join the people and separate yourselves from the corrupt regime. Your weapons are for defending the people, not suppressing them. Those who fire bullets at the people can be sure that they will be identified and punished. Fellow compatriots, Do not abandon the streets; expand your presence even further. The world sees your steadfastness and bravery and supports you. X: https://bit.ly/3NedN7n Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (P5BPp) 152
By the way, anyone else notice the irony of 10,000 people showing up for the swearing in ceremony for a Marxist mayor only to discover there wasn't any food or toilets?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:35 AM (UJMvS) Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:35 AM (77rzZ) 154
14 Venezuelans are wildly happy. And the Dems are miserable. This is a good day
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:12 AM (zNwXb) It's good to go a little rogue once in a while... I hope the Mullahs are paying attention...... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:35 AM (QGaXH) 155
In light of this news I am thinking of the people in my personal orbit who have had to escape the Venezuelan hellhole over the years.
I know they are celebrating today! Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 10:35 AM (dCxaZ) Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:35 AM (P5BPp) 157
Where will Sean Penn go now for his health care?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at January 03, 2026 10:33 AM (nljXp) --------------- "When will he realize ... Canada's MAID waits for him" Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:35 AM (QbCrG) 158
136 Ok, something happened.
Posted by: The person who likes to say nothing will happen at January 03, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (bss/y) 159
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at January 03, 2026 10:33 AM (FMtrg)
Thanks for praying for him. I am thankful that along with you ( and me) there are millions and millions of others praying for Pres. Trump, VP Vance and the cabinet every day. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (wvguf) 160
Zahhak, niiiice. Evoking Persian mythology.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (gKWVE) 161
Interesting that oil futures aren't doing much.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM It is Saturday. The major exchanges are closed. Posted by: President Baby Doc Bush at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (dKrJA) 162
It's just a "minor incursion."
Posted by: In the words of Creepy Joe at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (2Ez/1) 163
Hopefully Venezuela's Nobel Prize winning opposition leader María Corina Machado can get into power and start fixing things. (She dedicated her prize to Trump, for those who don't remember).
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (P9pDS) 164
This is the Donroe Doctrine. It's very much about telling the Chicoms (and to lesser extents, Rooskies and mullahs, but the mullahs have been degraded) to stay the fuck out of our hemisphere. The Chicoms were sending tankers to Venezuela to defy the blockade, and this just short-circuited the hell out of that ploy, and while they were in Caracas to boot. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (w6EFb) 165
Hey @TuckerCarlson, GO FUCK YOURSELF. TRUMP JUST SPIT-ROASTED VENEZUELA LIKE IT WAS YOUR WIFE. GO GET SUCKED OFF BY GLENN GREENWALD YOU GAY RETARD
==== Oh, my. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (RIvkX) 166
Wajahat Ali: Thomas Jefferson got his idea about freedom after reading the Quran in *1965*
- They were just winging it until '65. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (L/fGl) 167
NYT is trying to send out the NPC hot fix:
Donald Trump's Attack on Venezuela is Illegal and Unwise. LOL, GFYS Grey Lady. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (HXT0k) 168
Is there a link to Trump speaking?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (FDB3h) 169
By the way, anyone else notice the irony of 10,000 people showing up for the swearing in ceremony for a Marxist mayor only to discover there wasn't any food or toilets?
That's not irony, it's on brand. Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (P9pDS) 170
17 Uncomfortable silence to follow.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (Riz8t) --- "Hello, Xi. Yes, I have them. They're fine, we're feeding them Big Macs, diet Cokes, they're happy. We'll get them back to you right away. Where? On one of our classy warships. Don't worry about mobs, they're fine. So about all those trade issues..." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:13 AM (ZOv7s) 'they're on one of our big beautiful warships...the best warship, there's never been a more beautiful warship in history...... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (QGaXH) 171
The Chinese aren't going to like this but there's nothing they can do. The kisr a big cheap supply of oil. Their weapons used by Cambodia are crap. There economy is collapsing and they're an environmental mess. The people are in revolt or dying. Commies aren't going to like 2026
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (zNwXb) 172
Rep. Carlos A. Gimenez @RepCarlos
I have just spoken to Secretary of State Marco Rubio. President Trump has changed the course of history in our hemisphere. Our country & the world are safer for it. Today’s decisive action is this hemisphere’s equivalent to the Fall of the Berlin Wall. It’s a big day in Florida, where the majority of Venezuelan, Cuban, & Nicaraguan exiles reside. This is the community I represent & we are overwhelmed with emotion and hope. We are forever grateful to President Trump & to our brave service members for this stellar military operation. ¡Gracias! X: https://bit.ly/49miq6Y Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (P5BPp) 173
Is Ace mad at Tucker Carlson?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (fd80v) 174
Has Rand Paul condemned it yet?
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:38 AM (77rzZ) 175
Maria Conchita Alonso ripped Sean Penn to shreds at an airport terminal for Penn's support of Hugo Chavez. I bet she's happy today!
Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 10:38 AM (rj6Yv) 176
That's not irony, it's on brand.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (P9pDS) ----------- Not many people get to live the future. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:38 AM (UJMvS) 177
I don't think Trump did this explicitly as a warning to Iran and China, but it's sort of a side benefit. They are most definitely paying attention.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:33 AM (Riz8t) --- Embrace the healing power of "and." We did this for its own sake, *and* to scare the pants off of Moscow and Beijing. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:38 AM (ZOv7s) 178
Expect the Dems to double down on their already doubling down of threatening military members, especially since it appears they're no longer getting leaks.
"Oh no, Elissa Slotkin is going to sit on me," some Cpl at Fort Bliss. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 03, 2026 10:38 AM (qwx/I) 179
That Matt Forney tw@t is ...chef's kiss
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (dCxaZ) 180
Danny Glover and Sean Penn haz the sadz
Posted by: Auspex at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (kYF0p) 181
Do the Venezuelans do sugar skulls, or is that only Mexico? A flaming sugar skull would be cool.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 03, 2026 10:24 AM (XvL8K) It would! With a mustache! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (h7ZuX) Posted by: C. at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (dKrJA) 183
Morning Bulg.
Life is Good. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (t/2Uw) 184
This makes the limo video from Maduro yesterday all the more intriguing to me. Makes me wonder if we were able to convince Maduro that his main residence was unsafe and thus he moved to someplace easier for Delta to snatch him from. This is just a wild ass guess, perhaps he did the video and then went back to his main palace or whatever he/Chavez had named it.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (hhkIi) 185
Catturd @catturd2
Venezuela is now more free than New York City. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:35 AM (P5BPp) ------------ I may #Soon have to retire my frequent references to California as "Califzuela." Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (QbCrG) 186
>>> 147 Good luck trying to bend Trump to your will, Qatar-funded FARA faggots.
== more like Daddy Trump gon bend them bishes over, amirite??? Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 10:34 AM (dCxaZ) I should hope so, especially if Sundance is correct in his suspicions that Qatar is basically a see eye ay playground. >>> 12 Word has it that a Chinese delegation was supposed to meet with Maduro today. They might want to update their day planners. ;-) Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 03, 2026 10:12 AM (XjTSo) LOL get fcked, CCP. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (ULPxl) 187
UN condemnation of the US certainly coming shortly...
Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (ZxPkt) 188
Lots of bladder control issues right now in Moscow and Beijing. Trump's unpredictability must be terrifying.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (ZOv7s) Yet a rock-solid (and predictable) moral reasoning is behind the "unpredictability." Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (VnsnO) 189
Trump's back in campaign mode. He just took out the Venezuelan trash.
Posted by: Wally at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (0e5Te) 190
President Trump has changed the course of history in our hemisphere. Our country & the world are safer for it.
Yep. Trump is the World's Daddy now. Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (dCxaZ) 191
We joke about Hawaiian judges but I fully expect the UN and The Hague to demand we return Maduro to power.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (YwEeS) 192
Bo Snerdley @BoSnerdley
When Hugo Chavez took over Venezuela and mocked America and "naturalized" our assets there - US Presidents did NOTHING. When Maduro took over and help flood America with drugs and criminal illegal aliens - US Presidents did NOTHING. Trump DID SOMETHING. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (P5BPp) 193
Cuba is screwed here as well. Maybe this is why Marco Rubio has gotten over the Little Marco public humiliation and has been such a staunch Trump ally. Maybe the liberation of Cuba is part of the play here.
Posted by: ErikInTexas Rubio is Cuban descent, isn't he? Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (c115l) Posted by: Read the room at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (2Ez/1) 195
187 UN condemnation of the US certainly coming shortly...
Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (ZxPkt) Don't forget the International Court Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (VE6XX) 196
New York lights up One World Trade Center green in honor of Muslim Heritage Month and the internet is not happy https://is.gd/MPQ4nj Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:32 AM (L/fGl) WTF? Are we going to now have an Official muslim Appreciation Month forced onto us? Can't they just roll it into Teh Ghey month? That seems about right. Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (iJfKG) 197
Now blow up some CCP fishing fleets.
Posted by: gKWVE at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (gKWVE) 198
https://tinyurl.com/yewrvw66
Angry Cops stream on Venezuela. 'LOOKS LIKE SOUTH AMERICA'S BACLK ON THE MENU, BOYS!' Also, is Tucker married? Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (bss/y) 199
But Venezuela has free health care guys!!!
Posted by: Michael Noore at January 03, 2026 10:41 AM (dKrJA) 200
Cuba's going to be looking for a new El Presidente soon.
Over/under on Marco Rubio having any interest there? Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 10:41 AM (NwnyJ) 201
Of course you realize that this morning's action will release 1000s of hot Venezuelan women upon the world.
Be ready. Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt) 202
Yes...but Trump yawned the other day....25th Amendment FTW......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:41 AM (QGaXH) 203
No flaming skulls? Did the mailroom run out?
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 03, 2026 10:42 AM (1Nv0l) 204
President Trump: I said "Gulf of America" for a reason!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:42 AM (UJMvS) 205
Imagine how incredible it must be to wake up in Venezuela this morning.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 10:42 AM (viF8m) 206
202 Yes...but Trump yawned the other day....25th Amendment FTW......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:41 AM (QGaXH His ankles are swollen ! Impeach ! Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:42 AM (VE6XX) 207
Trump says We're going into Iran if they harm protestors and the Dems/Media/Rinos go into a tizzy and while they're hysterical he pulls this.... We don't deserve him
Posted by: It's me donna Quarterback sneak or Statue of Liberty play? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:42 AM (L/fGl) 208
A real estate developer from Queens is gonna set things right.
Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2026 10:42 AM (ZxPkt) 209
Zombie Nicolae Ceaucescu raises an eyebrow over the mad mullahs of Iran.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 03, 2026 10:42 AM (8CIFn) 210
7 And with that, the news cycle moved past defending the fraud happening across the nation to defending a corrupt dictator.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (UJMvS) Sweet. Like 2016 all over again. I may forget to eat my 2 days late New Years meal today Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (LHPAg) 211
Cuba's going to be looking for a new El Presidente soon.
Over/under on Marco Rubio having any interest there? Posted by: Martini Farmer 😳😳😳 I didn't even think of that. Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (c115l) Posted by: President Donald J. Trump, Shot Caller With All The Keys at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (R/m4+) 213
Trump really seems to have entered the:
'MY FIELD OF FUCKS IS BARREN, YOU RETARDED COMMIE FUCKS! PREPARE TO DIE!' Odd what taking a shot at a guy will do, eh? Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (bss/y) 214
173 Is Ace mad at Tucker Carlson?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (fd80v) Why would ace ever be mad at an Islamist apologist like Tucker? hmmmmm Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (3tZV2) 215
Are we going to now have an Official muslim Appreciation Month forced onto us?
Can't they just roll it into Teh Ghey month? That seems about right. Posted by: naturalfake Instead of confetti, they'll throw queers. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (u3SRj) 216
Quarterback sneak or Statue of Liberty play?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:42 AM (L/fGl) -------------- Single wing. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (UJMvS) 217
195 187 UN condemnation of the US certainly coming shortly...
Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (ZxPkt) Don't forget the International Court Posted by: It's me donna at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (VE6XX) With a Somalian as the head of the UN? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (7v6oI) 218
OANN is showing clips of various Venezuelan diasporas around the world celebrating.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:44 AM (VnsnO) Posted by: AOC at January 03, 2026 10:44 AM (2Ez/1) 220
Yet a rock-solid (and predictable) moral reasoning is behind the "unpredictability."
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (VnsnO) --- He telegraphs every move. He says it aloud. "I'm going to do this." And everyone scoffs, and then he does it. Sometimes he makes it a question: "Shall I do this or that?" and that creates uncertainty, because he rarely decides not to act, but it's always out there. The Establishment is used to making pronouncements and expecting people to believe them, but they stopped backing it up years ago. They think magic words are enough. Trump backs up his words, and so now the words often are enough. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 03, 2026 10:44 AM (ZOv7s) 221
>>> 109 Everybody get it yet? Time to stop talking about adding Trump on Mount Rushmore, and start talking about a Mount Trump.
Posted by: MrExcitement at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (hOOi9) Just glue a giant sandstone pompadour to that Crazy Horse shit and paint it all orange. We'll save billions. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:28 AM (06Hmj) Lame. Once my colony is established, we'll rename Mount Olympus. Posted by: Elon Musk at January 03, 2026 10:44 AM (ULPxl) 222
Makes me wonder if we were able to convince Maduro that his main residence was unsafe and thus he moved to someplace easier for Delta to snatch him from. T
-- We knew the layout of his fortress better than he did. Trump says he was in bed, that we moved in so quick, he didn't even have time to get into his safe room. That we didn't even need the blowtorches we'd brought just in case. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (HXT0k) 223
Now do Fauci. Posted by: We haven't forgotten at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (bss/y) 225
tucker and the PeaceFags
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (1wjle) I saw Tucker And The PeaceFags open for Barenaked Ladies at the Fillmore in 2008. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (n9ltV) 226
Makes me wonder if we were able to convince Maduro that his main residence was unsafe and thus he moved to someplace easier for Delta to snatch him from. This is just a wild ass guess, perhaps he did the video and then went back to his main palace or whatever he/Chavez had named it.
According to Trump on the phone with Fox this morning, Maduro was in his safe house and trying to get into his steel safe room but was unable to get it locked before Operators showed up and "bum rushed him". LOL. Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (Aqf1y) 227
Instead of confetti, they'll throw queers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2026 10:43 AM (u3SRj) Is that a good or bad thing? I'm so confused! Posted by: Zombie Rip Taylor at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (06Hmj) 228
Over 9m Venezuelans have fled the country, most here. Another benefit when they go home
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (zNwXb) 229
New York lights up One World Trade Center green in honor of Muslim Heritage Month and the internet is not happy
https://is.gd/MPQ4nj Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 10:32 AM Hochul's post was ratio'd 9500 comments to 5800 likes. Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul The resilience, compassion, and contributions of Muslim communities help make our state stronger. Tonight landmarks across the state are lit green as New York celebrates Muslim American Heritage Month. X: https://bit.ly/3N0CUdW But sure, let’s build a mosque on the same street where the Twin Towers stood. Let’s declare Islamic Eids official days off in New York. Let’s allow public calls to prayer. Let’s allow Muslims to occupy public squares. And let’s light up New York monuments, monuments Islam failed to destroy, in celebration of Islam’s holy month. Idiots like Kathy Hochul will one day be remembered for the destruction they are causing to the West. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (P5BPp) 230
Good thing I imported millions of Muslims after 9/11 eh guy? Best strategery ever.
Posted by: President Baby Doc Bush at January 03, 2026 10:46 AM (dKrJA) 231
So, my wife's got the TV on. Venezuelans massed in celebration. At a gas station.
And nobody sees the irony there? Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 10:46 AM (NwnyJ) 232
>With a Somalian as the head of the UN?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed --- THAT'S RIGHT The rotating chairmanship of the UN Security Council just landed on a filthy goat-smelling Somali for the month of January Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2026 10:46 AM (ZxPkt) 233
Maduro was in his safe house and trying to get into his steel safe room but was unable to get it locked before Operators showed up and "bum rushed him". LOL.
Operation Bum Rush. Posted by: President Donald J. Trump, Shot Caller With All The Keys at January 03, 2026 10:46 AM (R/m4+) 234
We're not going for coffee?
Posted by: Things Maduo may have said recently at January 03, 2026 10:46 AM (NCERT) 235
205 Imagine how incredible it must be to wake up in Venezuela this morning.
Posted by: JackStraw And in Iran And in Brazil And in Cuba And in Bolivia Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 10:46 AM (t/2Uw) 236
228 Over 9m Venezuelans have fled the country, most here. Another benefit when they go home
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:45 AM (zNwXb) They’re not going home. Posted by: Narrator at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (dKrJA) Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y) 238
"This is the Donroe Doctrine. It's very much about telling the Chicoms (and to lesser extents, Rooskies and mullahs, but the mullahs have been degraded) to stay the fuck out of our hemisphere."
yeah, we already have "conservatives" winning elections down there, and Venezuela elected a "conservative" but Mauro muscled his way back into power. Bold move by Trump but that is what is needed against the constant subversion by China/Iran and other evil forces. Have to use the big stick at times or it becomes an idle threat. Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (vbXSk) 239
Morning, Morons. Anything going on today?
And why is Ace posting before noon? On a Saturday? Posted by: RI Red at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (tez/p) 240
Trump says he was in bed, that we moved in so quick, he didn't even have time to get into his safe room.
That we didn't even need the blowtorches we'd brought just in case. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice This whole operation would make a hell of a great movie. I can dream can't I? Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (lJ0H4) 241
Over 9m Venezuelans have fled the country, most here. Another benefit when they go home
I think there's a good chance you're going to be disappointed. Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (Riz8t) 242
It’s too bad Jimmy Carter is not here to see this.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (1D2Ie) 243
Has Boasberg assigned himself the case and ordered the plane turned around yet?
Posted by: Thatch at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM (i0077) 244
59 I’ve never seen Ace up this early in the day.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2026 10:21 AM (1D2Ie) Hasn't gone to bed yet? Up early looking for the Flaming Skull Icon? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM (QGaXH) 245
@241 I'd take 2m leaving
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM (zNwXb) 246
And why is Ace posting before noon? On a Saturday?
Posted by: RI Red He got laid last night, I'm guessing. Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ) 247
My computer is picking up radio signals or my stomach has learned to speak English.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM (FDB3h) 248
So, my wife's got the TV on. Venezuelans massed in celebration. At a gas station.
And nobody sees the irony there? *sighs, raises hand* Posted by: Zombie Benito at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (Riz8t) 249
And why is Ace posting before noon? On a Saturday?
Posted by: RI Red at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (tez/p) A president abducting another president and completely changes the face of geopolitics overnight while no one was watching doesn't happen every day. .... Yet. Posted by: Zombie Rip Taylor at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (06Hmj) 250
If you give 'em a quick short, sharp, shock, they won't do it again.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (1Nv0l) 251
Looking forward to the 11 am press conference at Mar a Lago.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (VnsnO) 252
It’s too bad Jimmy Carter is not here to see this.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (1D2Ie) === Any word from Barry or Sleepy Joe yet? Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (rj6Yv) 253
Morning, Morons. Anything going on today?
And why is Ace posting before noon? On a Saturday? Posted by: RI Red at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (tez/p) -------------- Eh, usual stuff that happens with President Trump in charge. Enjoy your coffee. We'll let you know if something truly out of the ordinary occurs. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (UJMvS) 254
JD Vance @JDVance
And PSA for everyone saying this was "illegal": Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas. X: https://bit.ly/44SlUwt Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (P5BPp) 255
The View will be Must See TV on Monday.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (NCERT) 256
Dammit, sock fail!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (06Hmj) 257
It is Saturday. The major exchanges are closed.
Posted by: President Baby Doc Bush at January 03, 2026 10:36 AM (dKrJA) Oil futures trade 24/7/365 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (n9ltV) 258
243 Has Boasberg assigned himself the case and ordered the plane turned around yet?
Posted by: Thatch at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM (i0077) Yeah, blah blah blah, you have to release Maduro yada yada... Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (bss/y) 259
Man. This motherfucker isn't even a human alpha male anymore. He's become an alpha gorilla. LMFAO.
I bet he visited Maduro in his cell just to taunt his monkey ass. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (BI5O2) 260
63 Cuba is going to collapse
and there's a good chance Iran will collapse, now that Trump has laid down the law that they are not allowed to massacre protesters. meawhile tucker and the PeaceFags whine Posted by: ace at January 03, 2026 10:22 AM (1wjle) Trump is settling ALL family business, methodically, steadily. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (QGaXH) 261
Has Boasberg assigned himself the case and ordered the plane turned around yet?
No, but he has issued an injunction against the law of gravity. Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (Riz8t) 262
I haven't listened to Bannon lately, but I thought he was mostly pro-Israel. He did seem to think China was the Big Threat.
And Bannon's interviews were like Hannity ... he'd just talk over his guests to make sure his own talking points were front and center. Bannon's Goldman Sachs time left me a little suspicious, but understanding the financial world is important. Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2026 10:50 AM (vbXSk) 263
Venezuela? Pfft. I conquered Panama bitches!!
Posted by: Preznit Papa Doc Bush at January 03, 2026 10:50 AM (dKrJA) 264
"I'm going to level your f'd up, leftist criminal world. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 03, 2026 10:50 AM (qBdHI) 265
254 JD Vance @JDVance
And PSA for everyone saying this was "illegal": Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas. X: https://bit.ly/44SlUwt Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (P5BPp) Newsletter? Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 10:50 AM (bss/y) 266
9
'Maduro and his wife are fortunate to be alive. U.S. troops dragged them out of their bedroom but they could have been captured by the mob like Saddam or Gaddafi' I bet his exit was staged and pre-arranged so he didn't look like a US stooge handing Venezuela over willingly. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 10:50 AM (fd80v) 267
Is that a good or bad thing? I'm so confused!
Posted by: Zombie Rip Taylor We miss you, Fair Prince! Confetti futures have never rebounded fully since you left. Posted by: Hairpiece Futures, Too at January 03, 2026 10:51 AM (oftw2) 268
>>> And why is Ace posting before noon? On a Saturday?
Posted by: RI Red at January 03, 2026 10:47 AM (tez/p) A president abducting another president and completely changes the face of geopolitics overnight while no one was watching doesn't happen every day. .... Yet. Posted by: Zombie Rip Taylor at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (06Hmj) Ace is the Ghost of Endor he was probably involved. JUBBA JUBBA BITCHES! Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2026 10:51 AM (3uBP9) Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2026 10:51 AM (u3SRj) 270
I would expect Mamdani to make September Muslim appreciation month in NYC
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 10:51 AM (Ia/+0) 271
What does this mean for the cigar trade?
Posted by: Gun thread readers at January 03, 2026 10:52 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:52 AM (Riz8t) 273
I saw Sad Aging Clown open for Uriah Heep back in 1970.
Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 10:52 AM (jc0TO) 274
Assuming Maria Machado becomes the lawfully elected leader of Venezuela, we'll be a significant amount of the way towards de-Communifying South America. Argentina + Chile + Venezuela. That leaves Brazil as the major CIA outpost.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 10:52 AM (Aqf1y) 275
What does this mean for the cigar trade?
Posted by: Gun thread readers at January 03, 2026 10:52 AM (2Ez/1) ----- Good things I hope! Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (vt7xw) 276
Rep. Betty McCollum @BettyMcCollum04
President Trump must cease U.S. military strikes on Venezuela immediately. The actions taken today by the Trump administration are blatantly illegal. Venezuela poses no imminent national security threat to the United States and Congress has not voted to authorize any use of force in the region. Speaker Johnson must call the House of Representatives back into session immediately to reign in this out-of-control President. Release the Kraken! @legler_aaron Maybe see what the actual Venezuelan people are saying about this and realize you are on the side of murdering narco-terrorists with this post. X: https://bit.ly/49BTZDI Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (P5BPp) 277
Has Boasberg assigned himself the case and ordered the plane turned around yet?
No, but he has issued an injunction against the law of gravity. Posted by: Archimedes *Golf clap Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (c115l) 278
Also, is Tucker married?
============== I believe his wife is heiress to the Birdseye frozen food fortune. (alliteration 1st thing on a Saturday morning.) Posted by: Brave Sir Robim at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (lPeS+) 279
Assuming Maria Machado becomes the lawfully elected leader of Venezuela, we'll be a significant amount of the way towards de-Communifying South America. Argentina + Chile + Venezuela. That leaves Brazil as the major CIA outpost.
Wow. No respect. Posted by: Uruguay at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (Riz8t) 280
251 Looking forward to the 11 am press conference at Mar a Lago.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (VnsnO) recommended link? Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (RuTUS) 281
193 Cuba is screwed here as well. Maybe this is why Marco Rubio has gotten over the Little Marco public humiliation and has been such a staunch Trump ally. Maybe the liberation of Cuba is part of the play here.
Posted by: ErikInTexas Rubio is Cuban descent, isn't he? Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (c115l Yes sir, he is part of the Cuban diaspora. Posted by: ErikInTexas at January 03, 2026 10:54 AM (4b7CV) 282
I thought Maduro was going to get the Moe Green Special, but nope they decided to take him alive. Probably better. As someone noted last thread, he won't be tried here. When likely President Maria Machado takes over, he will be extradited back there to face trial there. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:54 AM (w6EFb) 283
11 Ace, it's great to see you on the weekend! And for a happy occasion!
Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:11 AM (77rzZ) ditto Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:54 AM (RuTUS) 284
What kind of peckerwood nonentity comes out after the dust has all settled and "calls for" a ceasefire when no one is even firing at anyone anymore?
Who is briefing you, honey? Do you actually pay them? Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:54 AM (06Hmj) 285
What in the hell... I go to bed for one night and we lose one of our piggy banks?!
Posted by: John Brennan, of the Easter Island Brennans at January 03, 2026 10:54 AM (iHitY) 286
246 And why is Ace posting before noon? On a Saturday?
Posted by: RI Red He got laid last night, I'm guessing. Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM +++ Funny if true. Posted by: TMZ Editors at January 03, 2026 10:54 AM (2Ez/1) 287
Not sure how or why but the Jews are benefiting from all this.
Posted by: C. at January 03, 2026 10:39 AM (dKrJA) ----------- A Venn Diagram will suffice. You see, the Commie Cubans benefit from the Venezuelan Death Cult. And the Commie Russians benefit from the Cuban Death Cult. And the ChiComms benefit from the Russian Death Cult. And the Muzzie Iranians benefit from the ChiComm Death Cult. And Trump's Puppet-Masters -- the Israelis -- thus benefit from the Muzzie Iranian Death Cult, which rationalizes and further gives the Western Anti-Semite Death Cults excuses and "reasons" to clamor for another Jewish Holocaust "final solution" -- which gives meaning and clickbait money ... but mostly clickbait money ... to their otherwise delusional and meaningless pathetic self-hating lives. /Thus endeth the lesson ... Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:55 AM (QbCrG) 288
I believe his wife is heiress to the Birdseye frozen food fortune. (alliteration 1st thing on a Saturday morning.)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robim at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (lPeS+) Swanson frozen foods. Though that may include Birdseye, not sure. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:55 AM (VnsnO) 289
El Tiempo (Bogotá
https://www.eltiempo.com/ Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 10:55 AM (rbvCR) 290
I believe his wife is heiress to the Birdseye frozen food fortune. (alliteration 1st thing on a Saturday morning.)
Wait, seriously? If that's true, Ace needs to post this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt8IAJZTc-w Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 10:55 AM (Aqf1y) 291
I believe his wife is heiress to the Birdseye frozen food fortune. (alliteration 1st thing on a Saturday morning.)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robim Tucker is an heir to the Swanson food company, I believe. Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:55 AM (77rzZ) 292
Gosh, I wonder what Betty thought when Obama bombed Libya out of existence and droned American citizens.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at January 03, 2026 10:55 AM (UJMvS) 293
If it's not AI, there's a photo of Muduro, cuffed, in his pajamas on an aircraft surrounded by soldiers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (HXT0k) 294
Reddit is not as retarded about this as I imagined. I mean there is plenty of retardation it is Reddit. But there are a handful of “maduro is a brutal dictator this is a good thing” posts.
Posted by: Preznit Papa Doc Bush at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (dKrJA) 295
I like" the Donroe Doctrine". Clever. It will be stolen in no time. lol
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (t/2Uw) Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (iJfKG) 297
That we didn't even need the blowtorches we'd brought just in case.
Those are for the interrogation. Posted by: toby928(c) at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (jc0TO) 298
recommended link?
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (RuTUS) https://tinyurl.com/5dshkwxc Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (WHfpM) 299
Cuba is screwed here as well. Maybe this is why Marco Rubio has gotten over the Little Marco public humiliation and has been such a staunch Trump ally. Maybe the liberation of Cuba is part of the play here.
Posted by: ErikInTexas Bets are that "reduction and collapse of Cuba and the Castros" was the one condition Rubio had on taking SoS I was wrong about him, he is a leg-breaker. Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (rbvCR) 300
300
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (RuTUS) 301
Rubio is Cuban descent, isn't he?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (c115l Yes sir, he is part of the Cuban diaspora. Posted by: ErikInTexas El Presidente Marco Rubio Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (c115l) 302
75 >> It's how die-hard republicans are now monarchists
Not really, just sort hottie queens and empresses and princesses-ists. Every nation should have those. The best and the hottest. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:23 AM (w6EFb) I'd rather live in Augustus's principate than the late Republic. Things like peace and stability matter. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (UCEkw) Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (06Hmj) 304
298 recommended link?
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (RuTUS) https://tinyurl.com/5dshkwxc Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (WHfpM) THANK YOU! Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (RuTUS) 305
Can Trump relocate the UN to Somalia? Just sayin..
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (1D2Ie) 306
13 THIS is what I voted for.
Now start arresting, prosecuting, convicting, and executing the literally hundreds if not thousands of serial domestic traitors and terrorists in The Swamp and Nationwide. IOW, Let's Go Full Pinochet! Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 10:12 AM (QbCrG) In Blues Brothers Police Dispatch Voice: "Use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Maduro's.....has been approved" Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (QGaXH) 307
Every word ever spoken by Trump is covered live on Real America's Voice online.
Posted by: Wonderful Network at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (oftw2) 308
Hey Nood.
Posted by: fd at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Archimedes at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (Riz8t) 310
Dear insane Mullahs of Iran. I present you with this off-ramp here. Take it. Now.
-President Donald Trump Posted by: runner at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (ReBai) 311
269 *sharts pants*
*Continues eating ice cream* Posted by: Joe Biden at January 03, 2026 10:51 AM (u3SRj) Pity the secret service agents assigned to clean up his sh*t. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (7v6oI) 312
And I must note again, Marco Rubio is one hell of a wartime consigliere. This was much of his strategerizing. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (w6EFb) 313
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'Time to stop talking about adding Trump on Mount Rushmore, and start talking about a Mount Trump.' Carve Trump's face onto the nearby Crazy Horse monument. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (fd80v) 314
Why do I get the feeling that the words, "Can you make it look like I put up a fight?" were spoke at some point?
Posted by: MLCross at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (Q2MxE) 315
@BRICSinfo
JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇻🇪 Chinese officials arrive in Venezuela for talks with President Nicolás Maduro. ... Panda Xi can bugger himself Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (GITLP) 316
No, Tucker Carlson is not an heir to the Swanson food company in the sense of owning or inheriting control of the business.
His stepmother, Patricia Caroline Swanson (whom his father married in 1979 when Tucker was 10), is an heiress to the Swanson family fortune. Her family founded the company famous for TV dinners, but they sold it to Campbell Soup Company in 1955 — long before Tucker's birth or the marriage. The family no longer owns the brand or company. Patricia adopted Tucker and his brother, and he added "Swanson" to his legal name (Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson). She remained a beneficiary of the original family wealth, which provided a comfortable upbringing for Tucker. Some reports suggest he may receive modest ongoing income from related family trusts (estimates vary, but it's not a massive fortune tied to active company ownership). X: https://bit.ly/4jofQSp Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (P5BPp) 317
> What does this mean for the cigar trade?
-------- I dunno... most cigars, the tobacco at least, comes from Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Mexico. Not sure what tobacco is grown in Venezuela. Cuba is another matter entirely. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (NwnyJ) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (FDB3h) 319
Townhall has collected some Maduro memes:
https://shorturl.at/MZpIn Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (ULPxl) 320
304 298 recommended link?
Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM (RuTUS) https://tinyurl.com/5dshkwxc Posted by: Ordinary American at January 03, 2026 10:56 AM (WHfpM) THANK YOU! Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:57 AM (RuTUS) = Right Side Broadcasting Network 24,393 watching now Started streaming 31 minutes ago Posted by: m at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM (RuTUS) Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (RIvkX) 322
>>Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism.
That's a made up word! Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (viF8m) 323
I thought Maduro was going to get the Moe Green Special, but nope they decided to take him alive. Probably better.
As someone noted last thread, he won't be tried here. When likely President Maria Machado takes over, he will be extradited back there to face trial there. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at January 03, 2026 10:54 AM (w6EFb) ------------- Hopefully after some waterboarding therapy -- for information purposes only -- at Club Gitmo. Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:01 AM (VxzUB) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 03, 2026 11:02 AM (t/2Uw) 325
And why is Ace posting before noon? On a Saturday?
Posted by: RI Red He got laid last night, I'm guessing. Posted by: Bulg at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM (77rzZ) I bet the steak helped with both. Posted by: RI Red at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (tez/p) 326
What does this mean for the cigar trade?
Posted by: Gun thread readers at January 03, 2026 10:52 AM (2Ez/1) ----- Good things I hope! Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2026 10:53 AM Does Venezuela have a decent cigar trade? I legitimately don't know the answer to that. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (Wnv9h) 327
Will Smith Hit With Sexual Harassment Lawsuit From Male Violinist
- Well, he did slap Chris Rock, not punch him. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (L/fGl) 328
I read that the Carlson family is the largest land owner in CA.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 10:59 AM No, the Tucker Carlson family is not the largest landowner in California — that claim appears to be a misconception or misinformation. Tucker Carlson's family background includes some historical land ties, but nothing on that scale today: His biological mother's side descends from 19th-century California rancher Henry Miller (the "Cattle King"), who at his peak owned vast rangeland (estimates up to 3 million acres across multiple states). However, those holdings were divided and largely sold off generations ago. Carlson inherited (after legal battles) a share of oil and gas mineral rights/royalties tied to roughly 70,000 acres of family land in rural California from his mother, valued in the millions — but this is royalties, not surface land ownership. X: https://bit.ly/49kgwn0 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:05 AM (P5BPp) 329
How about the National interest of stopping drug shipments into the Country?
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 11:06 AM (Ia/+0) 330
No flaming skulls?
Posted by: I was told there would be flaming skulls at January 03, 2026 10:10 AM The link in this statement from ace in the post goes to a dancing skull with red laser eyes and moving swords. "My mood, thanks to Michael the Texan." Even better than a flaming skull, in my opinion. Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 11:08 AM (P5BPp) 331
'Time to stop talking about adding Trump on Mount Rushmore, and start talking about a Mount Trump.'
Carve Trump's face onto the nearby Crazy Horse monument. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 10:58 AM (fd80v) -------------- Trump needs to be buried at Arlington National Cemetery with the eternal flame gravesite -- after digging up The Kennedys and shipping their remains to the Kennedy Compound in Hyannis Port. /only half-joking Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:08 AM (VxzUB) 332
In arstional world this would cement Trump as the frontrunner for 2025's Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: tankdemon at January 03, 2026 11:09 AM (4p5Zb) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:09 AM (U5+2P) 334
Advisor: You can't do that.
Trump: I can do it. Advisor: Nobody can do that. Trump: Watch me. Advisor: Sir, no one can get Ace out of bed before noon! Trump: I will just add him to Delta Force's wake-up call list. You'll see. Posted by: Thatch at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (i0077) 335
Does Venezuela have a decent cigar trade? I legitimately don't know the answer to that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2026 11:03 AM (Wnv9h) --- Not that I'm aware of - but that doesn't mean much since I'm pretty retarded. Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (FUvyF) 336
ace, what Tucker says is nothing, he is a pundit.
Pres. Petro (Colombia) Pres Boric (Chile) Lula (Brazil) Pres Sheinbaum (Mexico) are "deeply troubled" Pres Diaz-Canel (Cuba) calls it criminal Naboa (Ecuador) is doing cookies on his X feed. Pres Milei (Argentina) says "La libertad avanza, ¡viva la libertad, carajo!" Which is pretty much his point of view. Pres Elect. of Chile José Antonio Kast Rist is all for it too. Pres Peña (Paraguay) is all in on amical solutions to international conflicts however Venezuela is a terrorist state. Venezuela is dangerous, and a serious regional threat, Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (rbvCR) 337
The differences between Europe and South America are becoming starker by the day. Europe slides into authoritarian failure while Argentina, Chile, Bolivia(!) and Venezuela (hopefully) usher in a golden age of limited government, sound money and private property.
Posted by: Oglebay at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (GPa4z) 338
How about the National interest of stopping drug shipments into the Country?
Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2026 11:06 AM (Ia/+0) ------------ "Don't we have a greater national interest in killing off native -- mostly white -- Americans in order to replace them with turd-world culture-enhancers and future cancer-cure-discovers, h8r!" Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:11 AM (VxzUB) 339
Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas.
X: https://bit.ly/44SlUwt Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2026 10:49 AM (P5BPp) Well, Hell. I guess I will ask for my deposit back. I am going to take a bath of coverting those Bolivares back to USD. Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:14 AM (rbvCR) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:15 AM (U5+2P) 341
Trump: I will just add him to Delta Force's wake-up call list. You'll see.
Posted by: Thatch at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM (i0077) ------------- The only thing better would have been to have included Ace as an embedded-reporter during the operation. He could have left a bunch of "Ace of Spades" death cards with dead Venezuelan military bodies a la Lt. Col. Kilgore (portrayed by the great Robert Duvall) ... Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at January 03, 2026 11:16 AM (VxzUB) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:16 AM (U5+2P) 343
Caracas' streets are deserted per the videos.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (rbvCR) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (L/fGl) 345
Sounds like a couple of our soldiers got shot in this raid, but Trump says they should make it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (BI5O2) 346
343 Caracas' streets are deserted per the videos.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2026 11:18 AM (rbvCR) Video on Fox local here showed a large crowd. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2026 11:19 AM (BI5O2) 347
Not that I'm aware of - but that doesn't mean much since I'm pretty retarded.
Posted by: Weasel at January 03, 2026 11:10 AM Fair enough. I just dug up my 30+ year old Cigar Companion, and it has nothing to say about Venezuela. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (Wnv9h) 348
Pres. Petro (Colombia) Pres Boric (Chile) Lula (Brazil) Pres Sheinbaum (Mexico) are "deeply troubled"
Pres Diaz-Canel (Cuba) calls it criminal Naboa (Ecuador) is doing cookies on his X feed. Pres Milei (Argentina) says "La libertad avanza, ¡viva la libertad, carajo!" Which is pretty much his point of view. Pres Elect. of Chile José Antonio Kast Rist is all for it too. Pres Peña (Paraguay) is all in on amical solutions to international conflicts however Venezuela is a terrorist state. Venezuela is dangerous, and a serious regional threat, Posted by: Kindltot --- Looks like, except for Venezuela, the east coast of South America is anti-socialist. Those 3 or so other countries are 'feelin' the squeeze'. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:21 AM (U5+2P) 349
What was that about the 'warmth of collectivism,' again?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (NuV6c) 350
Oh, nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2026 11:22 AM (bss/y) 351
Fair enough. I just dug up my 30+ year old Cigar Companion, and it has nothing to say about Venezuela.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState ------------ Venezuela Libre will is the crack in the dam @Cuba. Soon they will be free and so will their cigars. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:23 AM (U5+2P) 352
Saw on X that Xi had sent an envoy to Venezuela to talk to Maduro about Belt and Road-ing South America and it's likely tracking that envoy was how they got Maduro.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2026 11:26 AM (ciXcx) 353
173 Is Ace mad at Tucker Carlson?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 03, 2026 10:37 AM (fd80v) I think it is just that Tucker is the most recent "true concervative" that turned himself into an easy target of derision. Posted by: tankdemon at January 03, 2026 11:27 AM (4p5Zb) 354
TDS afflicted Mrs. Wrecks just told me Trump is doing this to distract from his Epstein problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:29 AM (L/fGl) 355
Maduro is on Ship Iwo Jima.
Speculating, They have more investigative latitude in international water than on US soil. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 03, 2026 11:29 AM (U5+2P) 356
>JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇻🇪 Chinese officials arrive in Venezuela for talks with President Nicolás Maduro.
---- "Dave's not here, man." Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2026 11:29 AM (ZxPkt) 357
test
Posted by: one hour sober at January 03, 2026 11:32 AM (Y1sOo) 358
We joke about Hawaiian judges but I fully expect the UN and The Hague to demand we return Maduro to power.
Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2026 10:40 AM (YwEeS) Dear Hague, Get fucked. Sincerely, The US PS: Watch your step. Posted by: The US at January 03, 2026 11:51 AM (5xuJ/) 359
Has Boasberg assigned himself the case and ordered the plane turned around yet?
Posted by: Thatch at January 03, 2026 10:48 AM (i0077) He may find himself on a plane, one day. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 03, 2026 12:21 PM (5xuJ/) 360
BUT...BUT...BUT....WHAT ABOUT SOVEREIGNTY AND NATION'S BORDERS?
(Disclaimer: This response was temporarily delayed until they could look up those words to see what they meant) Posted by: THE LEFT at January 03, 2026 12:42 PM (dIske) 361
Domino one has fallen. Now keep an eye on Iran. Venezuela was instrumental in how they got around sanctions. Iran is Domino 2.
Domino 3 is Russia. They just entered into a 15 Lease Security and Energy agreement with Venezuela to get around sanctions. As of today, Russia is uncertain as to whether they will continue doing business with Venezuela...AND now Trump has solid leverage against Russia in the Russia/Ukraine peace talks. Posted by: Orson at January 03, 2026 12:48 PM (dIske) 362
TDS afflicted Mrs. Wrecks just told me Trump is doing this to distract from his Epstein problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Like Shakespeare Except More Betterer at January 03, 2026 11:29 AM (L/fGl) -------------------- What Epstein problem? Someone said something similar to me Thursday night at a party. So I said "what problem", and he sputtered for ten minutes. Literally he had no idea past the headline what he was trying to say. And yrs, he watches MSDNC for his news. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2026 12:48 PM (uJ3I2) 363
Who was Trump talking about when he said "she is not ready" or respected to take over?
I came in late... Posted by: Random PJ at January 03, 2026 12:51 PM (RRCAT) 364
Whoa. What a story to wake up to!
I knew a Venezuelan MD well in FL. A caring, Christian man. He married an American woman and became a US citizen. He despised Chavez and I can only imagine what he thought of Maduro. The day Chavez won he said, "That's the end of the country I knew." He then worked on getting his parents out and to the US. This was back in the early 90's. So I know somewhere in FL he is thrilled today. He came from an affluent family in Maracaibo, as he told me of his grandparent's house. How wonderful it was to grow up there. His love of place. Javier, I hope you can now go back to visit with your children and grandchildren without fear. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 03, 2026 01:58 PM (WONhk) 365
There is an unaired Mystery Science Theater 3000 clip floating around the internet called 'Assignment Venezuela.' Basically, a couple of silhouettes cracking jokes about an old 50's or 60's era PR/propaganda film about how Venezuela (and specifically its oil industry) was modernizing and joining the developed world. Up until now, watching the film has felt pretty ironic, given the film's upbeat/hopeful tone about the future, compared to the country's actual future.
Maybe after today that tone will be less ironic. But it's still way too early to make that call... Posted by: Castle Guy at January 03, 2026 02:09 PM (Lhaco) 366
"Are we going to have an official Muslim Appreciation Month forced on us now? Can't they just roll it into Teh Ghey month?"
Trump's next executive order: "Whereas former president Obama repeatedly declared that Muslims had played a huge part in building the United States, and given the importance of June to the Muslim faith, I hereby order that June will be BOTH "Muslim and Gay Appreciation Month" in the U.S. so both groups can celebrate together." Posted by: sf at January 04, 2026 10:00 PM (hohh4) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0685 seconds. |
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