The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 1/2/26

Good morning kids. So with the great Somalian Samolian Swindle in full swing This happened over in Turtle Bay –

What absolutely perfect timing, eh?

The rotating presidency of the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) will be assumed on January 1 by Somalia – a barely functional state that has exported thousands of “refugees” to the rest of the world, accompanied by crime waves and social distortions U.N. Watch executive director Hillel Neuer highlighted the absurdity of handing over the presidency of the Security Council to “the #1 Worst Country in the World on the failed state index last year.”
. . . “Somalia is a failed state that under 12 indicators was ranked the world’s worst on terrorism, corruption, inability to collect taxes, mass displacement, economic collapse, group grievance, brain drain, and chronic insecurity,” he continued.

I wonder if there is any connection to the Turtle Island Liberation Front that came to the fore in the waning days of last year. TO refresh your memory:

Multiple splinter cell members of the radical Turtle Island Liberation Front, which posts disturbing slogans such as “Death to America” on social media, were arrested last Friday for allegedly plotting a New Year’s Eve terror attack in the Los Angeles area. Turtle Island Liberation Front (TILF), a little-known “pro-Palestine, anti-law-enforcement, and anti-government” extremist group, has quietly been raising funds and resources to usher in a “revolutionary change in government.” “TILF also calls for the working class to rise up and fight back against capitalism,” an FBI affidavit noted. “Moreover, TILF advocates that liberalism and peaceful protest will be the downfall of those who believe it is enough, and that ‘direct action is the only way.’”

And, speaking of Somalia, the Somalian Samolian Swindle and the UN, get a load of this!

Just when you thought the Somali welfare fraud story couldn’t get any more ridiculous, allegations have emerged that Somalia’s Foreign Minister Abdisalam Abdi Ali and Somalia’s UN Ambassador Abukar Dahir Osman ran a company called Progressive Health Care Services Inc in Cincinatti, Ohio.

What America desperately needs is the ATBLF, the Anti-Turtle Bay Liberation Front!

But I digress. But then again, speaking of failed states, wars on capitalism . . "terrorism, corruption, inability to collect taxes, mass displacement, economic collapse, group grievance, brain drain, and chronic insecurity" , look what happened on New Years Eve just a few miles south of Turtle Bay in New York's City Hall Park:

Scores of Zohran Mamdani fans who braved freezing temperatures to celebrate the new mayor as he was publicly sworn into office Thursday were left disappointed by the bash the socialist pol had promised.
Around 10,000 supporters stood outside City Hall during the event — billed as an “Inauguration for a New Era Block Party” by Mamdani’s staff — crammed into several barricaded pens without access to bathrooms or any food concession stands.

The hilarity of this is just priceless!!! No food and no bathrooms in sub zero temperatures. Somewhere out in the great beyond Alexander Solzhenitsyn and Ivan Denisovich and the tortured souls that haunt the Gulag Archipelago are pointing their fingers and laughing their asses off at NYC's braindead schmucks.

To paraphrase a punchline from the radioactively non-PC yet funny book for those old enough to remember it, "Race Riots" the reason there was no tree bark lasagna on hand for the rubes was because the political prisoner with the recipe had died.

Ah yes, the glories of Socialism. Live it and Love it, all you young fools taken in by Bernie, Titty Caca Cortez and this lanky, swarthy Jew- and America-hating hunk of piss. Good and hard my ex fellow New Yorkers.

Of course he was sworn in with his reptilian claw on a Koran.

Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) said it succinctly on Wednesday, commenting on the news that New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani intended to be sworn in on the Qur’an: “The enemy is inside the gates.” . . . At a cursory glance, swearing in on the Qur’an doesn’t seem to present any problems. ne primary reason, however, why many people object to American officials being sworn in on the Qur’an is because the Islamic holy book teaches values that are vastly different from American and Judeo-Christian values, particularly the necessity for Muslims to wage war against non-Muslims and subjugate them under the hegemony of Islamic law. . . Even more important for the concept of taking an oath to serve faithfully and honestly is the fact that the Qur’an sanctions lying to unbelievers under certain circumstances. The Qur’an teaches that deception is allowed: “Let not the believers take unbelievers for their friends in preference to believers. Whoever does that has no connection with Allah unless you are guarding yourselves against them, taking security.” (Qur'an 3:2. . . Of course, it is forbidden today, on pain of charges of “Islamophobia,” to discuss the actual contents of the Qur’an and their possible relevance to the question of officials being sworn in on the Qur’an. Still, it is jarring to think of American officials pledging to uphold the U.S. Constitution on a book that calls for warfare against non-Muslims and allows lying to them.

No wonder there is such an affinity between Democrat/Leftists and Muslims. They're the Cerberus of Chang and Eng Bunkers of Rosy Grier/Ray Milland Incredible Two-Headed Transplants.

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ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY LINKS

. . . Somalia – a barely functional state that has exported thousands of “refugees” to the rest of the world, accompanied by crime waves and social distortions.
Somalia Assumes Rotating Presidency of U.N. Security Council (Because of course! - jjs)

"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY, NEWSOM/DEMOCRAT VIOLENT INSURRECTION RIOTS

After taking office on January 20, 2025, the Trump administration’s border team closed out the year with a historically low apprehension rate of less than 109,000 illegal aliens.
EXCLUSIVE: Historic 2025 Border Turnaround — Southwest Apprehensions Collapse to 109K in Trump’s First Year Back
City workers should call a hotline to the Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (PIRC) when ICE appears, demand that the agency present judicial warrants for access to buildings and send documentation of any ICE incident to the city attorney, the memo says. “PIRC will activate MigraWatch volunteers to investigate and confirm reports of ICE,” reads the document, which is labeled an “Employee Guide” for interacting with immigration authorities.
EXCLUSIVE: Portland Memo Tells City Officials To Record ICE Agents, Call ‘MigraWatch’ Activists For Help
On day one, Trump took action to end the illegal immigration chaos.
How Trump Shut Down The Border In 2025
Texas’s new immigration‑enforcement law hit the state like a shockwave this morning, wiping out any remaining sanctuary‑style defiance by ordering every county sheriff to partner with ICE formally. The mandatory 287(g) crackdown is designed to hard‑wire deportation cooperation into every jail from the Panhandle to the Rio Grande.
No More Sanctuary Texas Sheriffs: Mandatory ICE Partnership in Sweeping State Law Begins Today
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SAMOLIAN SWINDLE
The Somali government is connected to the Somali welfare industry.
Somalia’s Foreign Minister, UN Ambassador, Ran Health Care Corps in Ohio
However “no loss was reported to officers,” according to a preliminary report by the Minneapolis Police Department. MPD noted that the center later reached out with additional information, but the updated police report was not immediately available.
Minnesota: Police Dispute Somali-Run Day Care Claiming ‘Important Documents’ Were Stolen
"I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t do drugs, I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls." (Just like Vargas in Thunderball - jjs)
‘They’re Never Going To Be Able To Get Me’: Nick Shirley Explains Why Critics Won’t Take Him Down
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Taxpayers have spent hundreds of billions more on completely ineffective daycare than even Somalis have been able to pilfer.
It’s Not Just Minnesota. The Vast Majority Of Daycare Is A Scam
Based on a detailed analysis from the Austin Daily Herald and the Minnesota Chamber of Commerce, the new paid leave rules are thoroughly socialistic, offering higher monetary amounts for paid leave of workers who make lower incomes. Not only that, but employers will be required to provide nearly five months of leave to certain employees, an anti-free market, impractical, and utterly unjust standard. No doubt many small businesses will have to close their doors on this plan.
Minnesota’s Ridiculous Paid Leave Rule Takes Effect; Critics Say Illegal Aliens Will Benefit

WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Netanyahu met Wednesday with heads of Christian churches and universities, who congratulated him on his meeting with President Donald Trump and praised what his office described as his steadfast wartime decisions.
Israeli PM Declares ‘New Front’ Defending Christians from Islamist Persecution: ‘Common Judeo-Christian Battle’
The Vondelkerk was built in 1872 and functioned as a Roman Catholic church until 1977.
Historic Amsterdam Catholic church destroyed by fire under suspicious circumstances
At a cursory glance, swearing in on the Qur’an doesn’t seem to present any problems. ne primary reason, however, why many people object to American officials being sworn in on the Qur’an is because the Islamic holy book teaches values that are vastly different from American and Judeo-Christian values, particularly the necessity for Muslims to wage war against non-Muslims and subjugate them under the hegemony of Islamic law. . . Even more important for the concept of taking an oath to serve faithfully and honestly is the fact that the Qur’an sanctions lying to unbelievers under certain circumstances. The Qur’an teaches that deception is allowed: “Let not the believers take unbelievers for their friends in preference to believers. Whoever does that has no connection with Allah unless you are guarding yourselves against them, taking security.” (Qur’an 3:2. . . Of course, it is forbidden today, on pain of charges of “Islamophobia,” to discuss the actual contents of the Qur’an and their possible relevance to the question of officials being sworn in on the Qur’an. Still, it is jarring to think of American officials pledging to uphold the U.S. Constitution on a book that calls for warfare against non-Muslims and allows lying to them.
Does It Matter Which Book an Official Is Sworn In On?
J-6 FBI/PELOSI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH,
The former special counsel sat down for an over eight-hour deposition with the House Judiciary Committee on December 17, 2025, and when the transcript was released to the public on Wednesday, it contained a stunning admission. It turns out that the former special counsel admitted under oath that Cassidy Hutchinson, the committee's star witness, relied on secondhand hearsay instead of firsthand evidence when she testified about Trump's conduct after the 2020 election. Smith said if he were acting as a defense attorney and Hutchinson were called as a witness, "the first thing" he would do would be to seek to exclude portions of her testimony.
Jack Smith Just Blew Up His Entire January 6 Case
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
If you’re a California worker, you will have fewer opportunities as employers cut jobs to meet the cost of California’s default. If you’re a California employer, you should be on the phone to either your state assembly member or state senator to remedy this injustice. Or you could call a couple of people named Abbott and DeSantis.
How deadbeat Gavin Newsom put Cali businesses on the hook for his bills
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Media will cover the Somali Medicare and Medicaid fraud, the daycare fraud, the foodservice fraud, maybe even the Somali vote fraud. They will cover it when they are forced to, when it becomes so overwhelming that they can’t bury it anymore.
Somali Corruption and the Mainstream Media
Campus censorship hit record highs in 2025, proving the threat to free speech in higher education isn’t ideological—it’s a growing culture of intolerance enabled by timid leadership.
Push for Censorship on Campus Hit Record Levels in 2025
She’s Becky Anderson, and this is CNN.
New Year’s in Abu Dhabi
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
Betsy McCaughey: [Ned) Lamont claimed a “diverse energy supply” that includes wind “will lower utility costs for families.” Nonsense. In fact, worse than nonsense. Deliberate lying.
Blue states blow nothing but hot air on wind-power boondoggles
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
No Tree Bark Parmigiana because the Gulag prisoner with the recipe died . . . - jjs
Zohran Mamdani fans disappointed by disastrous ‘block party’ with no food, bathrooms
POLITICS
With history, polling, and the economy pulling in opposite directions, the 2026 midterms may hinge on whether voters feel rising affordability pain or see strong growth—and which mood prevails.
Setting Up the 2026 Midterms
Mamdani is gonna get knocked on his [arse].
The Destruction of Mamdani: Why the Marxist Messiah Won’t Survive 2026
Trump remakes the world.
Looking Back at 2025: The Revolution Is Just Beginning
Remember what is really important.
Trump isn't perfect but just imagine the alternative
According to the Michigan Democrat lawmaker, voters will expect more for the 2026 elections and the 2028 presidential election cycle.
Dem Rep. Dingell (-berry): ‘Not Enough’ for Democrats to Be Anti-Trump
The Republican-led Congress set several records in 2025, though not all of them were achievements lawmakers would be keen to celebrate. With fewer than 40 bills signed into law as of Dec. 22, the House and Senate posted the lowest legislative output in the first year of a new presidency in modern history,
Congress Breaks Record For Doing The Least (IIRC they voted to give themselves pay raises, nein? - jjs)
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Businesses, universities, and government offices closed their doors in 21 provinces for one day, Fox News reported on Wednesday.
VIDEO: Iran Orders Shutdown as Crowds Chant ‘Death to the Dictator!’ During Economic Crisis
It's not a happy new year for Iran's detested dictatorship.
For Iran's mullahs, 2026 is starting to look like 1979 in reverse
Membership is expected to promote cross-border trade and investment, and the Bulgarian government pressed for years to get in. Yet polls show the changeover is taking place against a background of widespread skepticism among ordinary people.
Bulgaria Becomes Latest to Join Euro Currency Union Despite Public Opposition
“The Church’s crime has been to oppose the terms of Pashinyan’s diplomacy. . .The deal represents a major erosion of Armenia’s defensive position.”
The Price of Westernization in Armenia
School enrollment in South Korea dwindled by nearly 5 million students during the same time period, according to the Korea Times, indicating that the school shutdowns are directly related to South Korea’s status as the world’s least fertile country.
South Korea Loses over 4,000 Schools in a Generation to Birth Rate Collapse
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
“Thank you to the 18 governors who are leading the charge on SNAP reform to restore the health of Americans—especially our kids. Their courageous leadership is exactly what we need to Make America Healthy Again,” Kennedy said in December. “We cannot continue a system that forces taxpayers to fund programs that make people sick and then pay a second time to treat the illnesses those very programs help create.”
5 States Cut SNAP Benefits for Unhealthy Food as Part of ‘MAHA’ Agenda
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Dominating this revolution in 2025 in every way possible however were two entities, one a private American company and the second a communist nation attempting to imitate capitalism. The former is SpaceX, accomplishing more in this single year than whole nations and even the whole globe had managed in any year since the launch of Sputnik. The latter is China, which in 2025 became a true space power, its achievements matching and even exceeding anything done by either the U.S. or the Soviet Union for most of the space age.
The global launch industry in 2025: The real space race is between SpaceX and China
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Whether your tradition leads you to join a Catholic Mass honoring the Mother of God on the Eighth Day of Christmas or not, it may still be fitting to pause and reflect on her indispensable role in the story of the Incarnation today. And if she’s still with you, consider reaching out to your own mother today.
Honoring Christ’s Mother on the Eighth Day of Christmas.
Matthew Marsden' right-leaning views went public - that's when everything changed
Veteran Actor Shares Horrors of Hollywood Blacklist 2.0
The Wrap reports that television and film lost upwards to 17,000 jobs in 2025, a loss 18 percent higher than last year.
Entertainment and Media Bloodbath Widened in 2025: 17,000 Jobs Slashed
"To this Islamic flood we are supposed to submit, against our will, all of our traditions."
Brigitte Bardot was right, France must remain French
Why we prize beauty, and at what costs
The Body Keeps the Score
HITHER & YON
The Historic Camden Foundation is using DNA evidence to identify fallen Patriot soldiers.
‘Oldest John Doe Case In The Country’: Inside The Effort To Identify Revolutionary War Heroes

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Comments

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1 Who’s low IQ? Us or the Somalis?

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2026 06:49 AM (Slgjz)

2 Thanks for all your hard work, J.J. and I enjoyed the article on the DNA testing for patriots who died at the Battle of Camden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2026 06:49 AM (2sfNr)

3 mornin yall. Popcorn for breakfast? OK!

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2026 06:51 AM (vFG9F)

4 Thank you, JJ, and gut shabbes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 02, 2026 06:51 AM (Cjt/F)

5 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 06:52 AM (ExV1e)

6 And the essay on Mary was very nice as well. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2026 06:53 AM (2sfNr)

7 4 Thank you, JJ, and gut shabbes!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 02, 2026 06:51 AM (Cjt/F)

Zei Gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 06:53 AM (x0n13)

8 Tech thread alerted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 06:53 AM (ExV1e)

9
*does swan dive into content*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 06:54 AM (tgvbd)

10
Tech thread alerted.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 06:53 AM (ExV1e)

You expect to be thanked for doing your job?

/60's dad

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 06:55 AM (tgvbd)

11 "Does It Matter Which Book an Official Is Sworn In On?"

Trump was sworn in on a copy of "Mein Kampf".

Posted by: Guy who call everyone Hitler at January 02, 2026 06:55 AM (vFG9F)

12 Obvious question: Why is a state that is not a member of the Security Council even allowed into the Security Council, much less be a office-holder?

Posted by: No one at January 02, 2026 06:56 AM (qFwJc)

13 Turtle Island Liberation Front?

Pffffttt...

Liberation Front of Turtle Island!

Posted by: Monty Python at January 02, 2026 06:56 AM (2Ez/1)

14 Cowpens, not Camden?

Posted by: No one at January 02, 2026 06:57 AM (qFwJc)

15 Cowpens, Camden, Chickamaugua... whatever it takes.

Posted by: Historians trying to sell books at January 02, 2026 06:59 AM (2Ez/1)

16 Things still on my list for PDT.

1.Get us out of the UN.
2.Abolish the Ad Council

Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2026 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

17 from earlier:

44 "We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism," says Mamdani
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He took the oath of office on a book that mandates lying to advance the cause. So, every thing he says is a lie. Typical Democrat.
Posted by: clarence at January 02, 2026 05:42 AM (MXMX4)

Posted by: clarence at January 02, 2026 07:01 AM (MXMX4)

18
Whether your tradition leads you to join a Catholic Mass honoring the Mother of God on the Eighth Day of Christmas or not, it may still be fitting to pause and reflect on her indispensable role in the story of the Incarnation today.

My Baronius missal (1962) noted yesterday only as the Octave of the Nativity. I believe that it's also the Solemnity of Mary and also of the Circumcision of our Lord.

Our pastor gave a very nice sermon on how much of Holy Family is packed into this feast day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:02 AM (tgvbd)

19 The rotating presidency of the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) will be assumed on January 1 by Somalia...

There are some who say that the true function of the UN is to rob the American people while shitting on them. I, however, think those people are correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:02 AM (ExV1e)

20
Willowed

I'm seeing memes that say things like "McDonald's should pay a living wage to its employees." or "Instead of tipping, restaurants should pay their servers more." (I suspect that the people who say this sort of thing tip very poorly).

Tell you what. It's not too difficult to acquire a McDonald's franchise or open a restaurant. Do it, pay your staff as much as you want and let's see what happens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:03 AM (tgvbd)

21 I gotta admit, if we're not holding people accountable for the stolen election, J6, the exploitation of kids and people under the no borders regime, and now this emerging fraud scandal, we're a fundamentally unserious nation.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2026 07:04 AM (3Ope8)

22 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 07:04 AM (gbOdA)

23 Just when you thought the Somali welfare fraud story couldn’t get any more ridiculous, allegations have emerged that Somalia’s Foreign Minister Abdisalam Abdi Ali and Somalia’s UN Ambassador Abukar Dahir Osman ran a company called Progressive Health Care Services Inc in Cincinatti, Ohio.

Price of doing business, baby. Price of doing business. -- Mike DeWino

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:04 AM (ExV1e)

24 Crotchety Old Jarhead, I call it apathetic nation. Not me man.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2026 07:05 AM (sDNVV)

25
There are some who say that the true function of the UN is to rob the American people while shitting on them and telling them they should be honored. I, however, think those people are correct.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:05 AM (tgvbd)

26 The hilarity of this is just priceless!!! No food and no bathrooms in sub zero temperatures.
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The more things change....

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at January 02, 2026 07:05 AM (avHHk)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:06 AM (tgvbd)

28
Too much gin on my Wheaties this morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:06 AM (tgvbd)

29 Texas’s new immigration‑enforcement law hit the state like a shockwave this morning, wiping out any remaining sanctuary‑style defiance by ordering every county sheriff to partner with ICE formally. The mandatory 287(g) crackdown is designed to hard‑wire deportation cooperation into every jail from the Panhandle to the Rio Grande.

Now do cities, under the threat of disincorporation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:08 AM (ExV1e)

30 Somalia chairing the UNSC is absurd, but so is the UNSC and the UN. Why not? What will change? Nothing, of course. Some Somalian diplomat will scheme in an office with a moderately different view. Nothing else or more. The UNSC is a joke because it was designed to be. The permanent veto nations ensure that it's a participation trophy for everyone else, and yet everyone knows the UNSC would be somehow even *more* useless than it is now if the absurdity of the permanent veto members didn't exist.

The whole thing is just so laughable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at January 02, 2026 07:09 AM (avHHk)

31 Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2026 07:05 AM (sDNVV)

Good morning, Ma'am! Howzit going?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2026 07:09 AM (3Ope8)

32 "I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t do drugs, I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls." (Just like Thunderball - jjs)
‘They’re Never Going To Be Able To Get Me’: Nick Shirley Explains Why Critics Won’t Take Him Down

They just need one Somali tranny.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:09 AM (ExV1e)

33 "...wiping out any remaining sanctuary‑style defiance by ordering every county sheriff to partner with ICE formally..."

___

That's cute.

Posted by: Fairfax County, Virginia at January 02, 2026 07:10 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Now do cities, under the threat of disincorporation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:08 AM (ExV1e)
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Yup. Some of the counties are probably quite important, but why the cities are left out, I don't know. Failure theater? Some constitutional issue in Texas where the state can't dictate terms to a city?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at January 02, 2026 07:12 AM (avHHk)

35 Remember El Rushbo’s name for Somali crook warlord? Mohamad Mahib Sahib Skyhook Ado. Nothing’s changed with Somalis.

Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2026 07:13 AM (Slgjz)

36 "I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t do drugs, I’m a virgin. I don’t have sex with random girls." (Just like Thunderball - jjs)
‘They’re Never Going To Be Able To Get Me’: Nick Shirley Explains Why Critics Won’t Take Him Down
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He seems to be under the misapprehension that truth matters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at January 02, 2026 07:13 AM (avHHk)

37 What kind of party has no booze, food, or bathrooms?

Posted by: A Blockhead party at January 02, 2026 07:14 AM (vFG9F)

38 What kind of party has no booze, food, or bathrooms?
Posted by: A Blockhead party at January 02, 2026 07:14 AM (vFG9F)
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Communist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop1) at January 02, 2026 07:15 AM (avHHk)

39 The Republican-led Congress set several records in 2025, though not all of them were achievements lawmakers would be keen to celebrate. With fewer than 40 bills signed into law as of Dec. 22, the House and Senate posted the lowest legislative output in the first year of a new presidency in modern history,
Congress Breaks Record For Doing The Least (IIRC they voted to give themselves pay raises, nein? - jjs)

According to AI...

Congress does not have to vote to give itself pay raises, as an automatic annual cost-of-living adjustment (COLA) is tied to the Employment Cost Index (ECI) under a law passed in 1989. However, Congress can choose to block this automatic increase through legislation. Since 2009, members of Congress have not received a salary increase because they have voted to deny the automatic raise each year.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:16 AM (ExV1e)

40 Why is a "do nothing" Congress bad?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 02, 2026 07:16 AM (aKh6S)

41 Bulgaria Becomes Latest to Join Euro Currency Union Despite Public Opposition

It seems the most oft repeated story in the world is a government doing that which their citizens oppose.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:17 AM (ExV1e)

42 Yonder Horde

The UN - Somalian connection isn't a coincidence. It's the UN rubbing our faces in it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 07:19 AM (NwnyJ)

43 Crotchety Old Jarhead, life on the farm is good. I love your gardening exploits. Happy New Year.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2026 07:21 AM (sDNVV)

44 It seems the most oft repeated story in the world is a government doing that which their citizens oppose.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:17 AM (ExV1e)
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Especially when it comes to the EU. The domestic Eurocrats view themselves as a Europeans, not Bulgarians (in this case) and the rest of the government sees admission to the Empire in the same way peripheral states have *always* viewed being taken into an empire - as access to the empire's resources. Ceding sovereignty and accepting the empire's fetters are worth it for the cash and stable power for the rulers who do it.

What is odd is finally getting around to it now. Back in the late 90s or early aughts, before the EU had obviously failed, I could see it much more easily. But this is like a small independent nation in the Pacific negotiating admission into the British Empire in 1947.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:21 AM (avHHk)

45 You expect to be thanked for doing your job?

Well... I wasn't first on the thread so, arguably, it wasn't my job. I mentioned it, however, so no one else thought they needed to do so. It was courtesy, dad.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:22 AM (ExV1e)

46
Bulgaria Becomes Latest to Join Euro Currency Union Despite Public Opposition

Bulgaria: all the vices of Russia without any of the accomplishments.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:22 AM (tgvbd)

47 Let's go out for Bulgarian food!

Posted by: Said no one ever at January 02, 2026 07:26 AM (2Ez/1)

48 Obvious question: Why is a state that is not a member of the Security Council even allowed into the Security Council, much less be a office-holder?
Posted by: No one at January 02, 2026 06:56 AM (qFwJc)

The UN Security Council consists of 15 members of which 5 are permanent. The non-permanent members may vote on resolutions but since either the US, Russia, or China will veto almost everything brought up, the whole thing is pretty pointless. Frankly, having France (LOL) and the UK (bigger LOL) as permanent members is even dumber than having Somalia as a pointless member.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:26 AM (ExV1e)

49 Things still on my list for PDT.

1.Get us out of the UN.
2.Abolish the Ad Council

Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2026 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

How would he get rid of the Ad Council?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)

50
Somalia’s Foreign Minister, UN Ambassador, Ran Health Care Corps in Ohio

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The money he stole from us is why he got that job.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 02, 2026 07:28 AM (azNOR)

51 Morning Horde. Typing while the Lily beagle is sleeping on my left arm is a bit difficult. I'm just happy she's recovering from her Christmas Eve surgery.
mamdani will either be recalled or someone will put a bullet in him, he's playing with fire, an inferno. I do not understand the apathy of voters who don't turn out to vote and allow a character like this to win. 1/4 of the population voted last November, sad.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 02, 2026 07:28 AM (2NHgQ)

52 Posted by: Ben Had at January 02, 2026 07:21 AM (sDNVV)

Good to hear. I hope these unseasonably warm temps aren't disruptive to the natural progression of things on the ranch.

Got a bird feeder with a video camera in it now. Amazing video of cardinals and dove so far. Resisting the urge to go out and start digging in new stuff for spring.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2026 07:29 AM (3Ope8)

53 It's the UN General Assembly that is absurd.

Posted by: No one at January 02, 2026 07:29 AM (qFwJc)

54 inability to collect taxes, you say?

Let's not be too hasty, here...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 07:29 AM (06Hmj)

55 How did Somalia even get to be ON the UN Security Council?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2026 07:30 AM (ESVrU)

56 Who’s low IQ? Us or the Somalis?
Posted by: Eromero

More a matter of culture (that thing you learn primarily from family).
A culture that believes if it isn't chained down it is free for taking is incompatible with one that understands you do not take what is not yours. No magic dirt will change that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 02, 2026 07:30 AM (/lPRQ)

57 Frankly, having France (LOL) and the UK (bigger LOL) as permanent members is even dumber than having Somalia as a pointless member.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:26 AM (ExV1e)
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Having China as a permanent member was absurd, too. It was consolation prizes all around after the War. America's China lobby ensured China got a seat, the UK was an obvious choice (my, how the mighty have fallen) and France was more or less a sympathy inclusion.

The whole thing has been absurd since its inception. It would have worked better if it had *actually* managed to avoid non-approved wars. Having stupid countries in constant opposition to each other in charge of international decision-making ensures no decisions get made and that is a good thing, but it also makes the organization irrelevant if anyone who wants to goes and does it anyway.

"YOU TOOK ACTION WITHOUT UNSC APPROVAL!!!! OMG!!!!" is a sentence that has only every been uttered by an academic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:32 AM (avHHk)

58 I'm seeing memes that say things like "McDonald's should pay a living wage to its employees." or "Instead of tipping, restaurants should pay their servers more." (I suspect that the people who say this sort of thing tip very poorly).

Tell you what. It's not too difficult to acquire a McDonald's franchise or open a restaurant. Do it, pay your staff as much as you want and let's see what happens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:03 AM (tgvbd)

The "living wage" thing is a push to raise the minimum wage... again. They do this because a number of union positions are paid a multiple of the minimum wage.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:32 AM (ExV1e)

59 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:05 AM (tgvbd)

Edit accepted.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

60 Bulgaria has great beer and home made yogurt.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 02, 2026 07:34 AM (KAi1n)

61 Happy Friday, everyone! It's a peaceful morning, I have no work obligations and one of our guest dogs went home last night.

Things are quiet and I just finished my first cup of coffee. Life ain't bad.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 02, 2026 07:34 AM (7xrfc)

62 Bulgaria has great beer and home made yogurt.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 02, 2026 07:34 AM (KAi1n)
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Like many E. European countries, it also has a generous supply of good looking women.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:35 AM (avHHk)

63 When making your blackeyed pea stew, count the peas and dont exceed 239 peas. Any more than that is too farty.

Posted by: Fenderbender at January 02, 2026 07:35 AM (1FEc1)

64 I have to laugh at the silliness of calling the skinnys inbred low functioning retards when they've managed to swindle billions from the government that gave them a chance beyond their wildest dreams and that same government refuses to punish them, let alone expel them.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2026 07:35 AM (3Ope8)

65 Tell you what. It's not too difficult to acquire a McDonald's franchise or open a restaurant. Do it, pay your staff as much as you want and let's see what happens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 02, 2026 07:03 AM (tgvbd)

Try that with a Five Guys and they'll break your kneecaps for you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 07:35 AM (06Hmj)

66 60 Bulgaria has great beer and home made yogurt.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at January 02, 2026 07:34 AM (KAi1n)

The only other nation besides Denmark that saved its Jews during WW2.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 07:35 AM (x0n13)

67 How would he get rid of the Ad Council?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic"

Stop sending them money.

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2026 07:35 AM (vFG9F)

68 Why is a "do nothing" Congress bad?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at January 02, 2026 07:16 AM (aKh6S)

Mostly because we want some of the things Trump has done by EO codified on the theory that this would make it harder to undo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:36 AM (ExV1e)

69 >>> Zohran Mamdani fans disappointed by disastrous ‘block party’ with no food, bathrooms

When a culture thinks a "block party" is masses of people filing the streets screaming "death to America" do not expect anything more when they host an event.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 02, 2026 07:38 AM (/lPRQ)

70 ...ran a company called Progressive Health Care Services Inc in Cincinatti, Ohio.
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I'm assuming that spelling was taken from the Somalis' license application.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 02, 2026 07:38 AM (XvL8K)

71 Our local AM radio station's advertising is 75% Ad Council ads. They just added Errorick Errorickson's radio show at noon. That means that the Ad Council is enabling Errorick Errorickson.

Posted by: fd at January 02, 2026 07:41 AM (vFG9F)

72 Good morning JJ and horde
Free stuff is the drug of the masses

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2026 07:42 AM (Ia/+0)

73

Thunderball reference was when Largo talks about his henchman:

"Vargas does not drink, Vargas does not smoke, Vargas does not chase women . . "

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 07:43 AM (x0n13)

74 Sign me up! A frozen inaugural "party" with no food or a pot to pee in is the perfect illustration of a Commie utopia. The police barricades and uniformed coppers running up overtime is just the cherry on top!

Posted by: Bay Ridge Refugee at January 02, 2026 07:43 AM (oftw2)

75 How would he get rid of the Ad Council?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)
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Subtraction.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 02, 2026 07:43 AM (L3E7N)

76 Love is love. Love me.

Posted by: Errorick Errorickson at January 02, 2026 07:43 AM (vFG9F)

77 71, seems plausible, they're basically on the same side ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 02, 2026 07:44 AM (Cjt/F)

78 Little freshness up of the snow this morning

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2026 07:45 AM (Ia/+0)

79 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

80 65 Tell you what. It's not too difficult to acquire a McDonald's franchise or open a restaurant. Do it, pay your staff as much as you want and let's see what happens.
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I remember the story but not some of the details. So, a couple opened a restaurant and said all the usual socialist nuttery about living wage, shared purpose, yada yada yada. After a few weeks, the people they employed demanded that the owners give the business to them for free. The business shut down soon after the demand.

Posted by: clarence at January 02, 2026 07:45 AM (MXMX4)

81 74 Sign me up! A frozen inaugural "party" with no food or a pot to pee in is the perfect illustration of a Commie utopia. The police barricades and uniformed coppers running up overtime is just the cherry on top!
Posted by: Bay Ridge Refugee at January 02, 2026 07:43 AM (oftw2)

Spent a lot of time as a kid Perusing Walt's Hobby Shop in Bay Ridge back in the early 70s.

I also remember a great old Jazz club there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 07:45 AM (x0n13)

82 The B in Communism stands for Bathroom.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 07:45 AM (06Hmj)

83 I don't think the Somalis swindled the Feds.

I think the Feds used the Somalis to launder the billions of dollars they were going to steal from us anyway. The Feds probably thought they were the smart ones by leveraging low IQ inbred sand people to take $400M or whatever and open 20 daycare centers under one, shabby roof. Then launder the money and return a cut to the politicians that permitted it.

It's theft. Generational wealth stolen from us by the government.

This horseshit with the Somalis is just one of numerous scams being perpetrated on us to keep us in check.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 07:46 AM (NwnyJ)

84 "Our local AM radio station..."

Ok. Let me stop you right there.

Posted by: The farm report? Traffic? at January 02, 2026 07:46 AM (2Ez/1)

85 How would he get rid of the Ad Council?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:27 AM (ExV1e)
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How much of their operating budget comes from its membership, versus various government problems via various other NGO conduits? My guess is well less than half, though that's a total WAG.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:46 AM (avHHk)

86 Subtraction.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 02, 2026 07:43 AM (L3E7N)

Dammit, that was perfectly good coffee that just came out of my nose, you dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 07:46 AM (06Hmj)

87 >>I have to laugh at the silliness of calling the skinnys inbred low functioning retards when they've managed to swindle billions from the government that gave them a chance beyond their wildest dreams and that same government refuses to punish them, let alone expel them.

I view the Somalis as a tool or a weapon. They haven't figured out how to do anything. They are a tool of the left being used to extract enormous amounts of money from us taxpayers to fund Democrat politicians to get and hold power and in return they are compensated with some of our tax dollars.

The real enemy, as always, is the Democrat Party. If the country is going to survive it must be defeated and destroyed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2026 07:47 AM (viF8m)

88 I have fraud fatigue.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 02, 2026 07:48 AM (Y1sOo)

89 Style guide sez: Koran, not Qu'ran. JJ has it correctly.

Posted by: Peking, Bombay, Kiev, Etc. at January 02, 2026 07:48 AM (oftw2)

90 The Somalis likely didn't come up with these schemes, they're just stupid enough to be so blatant with it that it becomes impossible to ignore or rationalize away.

I hate framing this as "Somali fraud." It isn't. Somalis are doing it, but so are (probably) most others. At the center of all of it are bureaucrats, politicians and NGO operatives.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:48 AM (avHHk)

91
Bonus Question: why will Israel never have a seat on the Security Council?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

92 88 I have fraud fatigue.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 02, 2026 07:48 AM (Y1sOo)

Il Fait Froid, I'll fete fraud?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 07:49 AM (x0n13)

93 The real enemy, as always, is the Democrat Party. If the country is going to survive it must be defeated and destroyed.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2026 07:47 AM (viF8m)

The real enemy is the uniparty. The uniparty uses the Dems as a reason to get people to vote GOPe to prevent Dems from gaining power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e)

94 I hear Mamdani is going to re-make society away from "rugged individualism" to the "warmth of collectivism." You know, those comforting campfires of Sovietism, Maoism and Castroism.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 07:50 AM (b4LBp)

95 I have fraud fatigue.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 02, 2026 07:48 AM (Y1sOo)
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That may be one of the reasons for the absence of suppression on this.

Fraud is going to be a major story for the first quarter or maybe even first half of the year, but while it will be a huge deal with tons of major revelations, it isn't go to result in major changes. It's too big. The entire damn thing is fraud, and it isn't a "partisan" issue, it's a "government" issue and therefore it can't be fixed because it's everywhere. The system will collapse under the weight of exposed criminality if they try.

So they will let the cycle burn itself out as fatigue sets in and send a couple of rubes to jail over it and declare victory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:50 AM (avHHk)

96 What is it about the Swiss and wienie roasts?

We all came out to Montreux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didn't have much time
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky
Smoke on the water

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Professional Somalians at January 02, 2026 07:51 AM (HeR4S)

97 86 Subtraction.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 02, 2026 07:43 AM (L3E7N)

Dammit, that was perfectly good coffee that just came out of my nose, you dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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He just got the easy response the quickest. 😂

Posted by: clarence at January 02, 2026 07:51 AM (MXMX4)

98 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at January 02, 2026 07:52 AM (77rzZ)

99 NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani: "We'll replace rugged individualism with collectivism"

Why do they always want to collect other peoples shit?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

100 I hate framing this as "Somali fraud." It isn't. Somalis are doing it, but so are (probably) most others. At the center of all of it are bureaucrats, politicians and NGO operatives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:48 AM (avHHk)

Purely from a bird's eye view, it might not be bad that the Somali angle is taking center stage.

Trump and Musk and their crew have already done the legwork to demonstrate conclusively that Corruption Is The System.

No one cared except for the terminally online. Cartoonish fatcat politicians and Kommunity Karens living off of fraud was baked into the cake, in terms of cultural perception. We all know the wheels are greasy. The demonstration by DOGE wasn't one of existence, but of extent, and the average person doesn't have a frame of reference for that to let it "sink in".

Attach some greasy east bantu mugs to the story, and suddenly it comes into focus like one of those magic eye things. Then circle back to all the other stories and let them pop into focus too, and say "See? We've been telling you this for years now, they're all corrupt."

If it takes a bit of xenophobia to shove the narrative, then oh well I guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 07:54 AM (06Hmj)

101 I hear Mamdani is going to re-make society away from "rugged individualism" to the "warmth of collectivism." You know, those comforting campfires of Sovietism, Maoism and Castroism.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 07:50 AM (b4LBp)

Start by seizing all those multi-million dollar apartments and distributing them to the poor... no whites, of course.

Probably should start by building a wall around the city, with guard towers, to ensure that the beneficiaries of collectivism aren't seduced by the degenerate West.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:55 AM (ExV1e)

102 Vargas does not chase women . . "
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If he is a neighbor of The Paolo, then there would be no point in him trying.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 02, 2026 07:55 AM (7xrfc)

103 There's one thing about all of these women who are running these alleged day care centers. They can get away with wearing choir robes, head scarves and four year old COVID masks to protect their identity. Oh, and act like they can't speak English.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 02, 2026 07:55 AM (2Ez/1)

104 Every government program has a bureaucracy to shovel out money to the fraud programs.
Those thousands of government workers make a good salary to give free money away.

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2026 07:55 AM (Ia/+0)

105 I view the Somalis as a tool or a weapon. They haven't figured out how to do anything.

I think you underestimate them, and it's not just democrats that are leveraging them. They're willing and shrewd accomplices. The skinnys and the politicians involved need to be expelled back to the desert.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2026 07:55 AM (3Ope8)

106 Attach some greasy east bantu mugs to the story, and suddenly it comes into focus like one of those magic eye things. Then circle back to all the other stories and let them pop into focus too, and say "See? We've been telling you this for years now, they're all corrupt."

If it takes a bit of xenophobia to shove the narrative, then oh well I guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 07:54 AM (06Hmj)
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That's an interesting take. I am pessimistic to the point of pathology but it would be nice if you're right. I'll cogitate on it some more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:56 AM (avHHk)

107 The Destruction of Mamdani: Why the Marxist Messiah Won’t Survive 2026
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My first prediction of 2026 is that this prediction will be wrong. Communists are incredibly resilient. Especially when they belong to fashionable ethnicities.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 07:56 AM (f0sNM)

108 2 Thanks for all your hard work, J.J. and I enjoyed the article on the DNA testing for patriots who died at the Battle of Camden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It is very cool, but do you think the patriots would be happy to see what Camden has become? Seen it lately?

Posted by: Nova Caesarea at January 02, 2026 07:56 AM (oftw2)

109 It is very cool, but do you think the patriots would be happy to see what Camden has become? Seen it lately?
Posted by: Nova Caesarea at January 02, 2026 07:56 AM (oftw2)

There was a stir across the pond recently when some 100-year-old British WW2 vet said that modern Britain wasn't worth the price they'd paid to defeat Hitler.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 07:59 AM (ExV1e)

110 I hate framing this as "Somali fraud." It isn't. Somalis are doing it, but so are (probably) most others. At the center of all of it are bureaucrats, politicians and NGO operatives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:48 AM (avHHk)
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Agreed. However, the point that we have allowed inside our country a foreign culture that does not see fraud as wrong, and it is this alien culture that has been weaponized and monetized by the left, must not be elided.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

111 Too much gin on my Wheaties this morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You know how we can tell Her Majesty is out of town?

Please behave!

Posted by: Sober As The Average Judge at January 02, 2026 07:59 AM (oftw2)

112 Give Mamdani his 4 year a to run the NY budget into so bad a hole before his gig is up.

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2026 08:00 AM (Ia/+0)

113 Morning all. Thx JJ.
A balmy 11°here. Took a walk to my local Stewart's. Lungs are cold.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2026 08:00 AM (zNwXb)

114 My first prediction of 2026 is that this prediction will be wrong. Communists are incredibly resilient. Especially when they belong to fashionable ethnicities.

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Yeah, I'm 100% with you on this. He's going nowhere, even if the city turns into complete ruin and rubble. What is incredibly resilient seems to be the ignorant people who vote these destroyers into office. They will be even worse off, they won't bat an eye, and they'll never hold him accountable for the destruction coming their way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

115 If it takes a bit of xenophobia to shove the narrative, then oh well I guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 07:54 AM (06Hmj)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX)

116 Maybe it's yet another case of the public believing some problem is just sooooo monstrous that there can't be any possible solution, when the solution is dead simple but no one wants to hear it.

"Why is college so expensive? What are we ever going to do?"

Cut off their funding.

"Why is healthcare so messed up? Who could ever fix it?"

It's only messed up because it's a quasi-state monopoly. Cut off their funding.

"Oh no The Fraud is everywhere, there's no way to get rid of it now"

Cut off their funding and they'll go away.

It's not difficult. The people who pull the levers behind the scene that divert the funding to where it goes simply don't want to do it.

Force them to, or replace them with someone who will.

It's not complicated, it's not difficult. It just takes the cover of popular will and a credible threat of the masses getting scrappy over it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:01 AM (06Hmj)

117 20 years ago Lassen College had California build a child care center on it's campus.$2.5 million playground kitchen
offices .... idea was poor parents could park their kids at free rates paid by the state....others pay prevailing rates.

It is closed down.

$2.5 million worth of dead California taxpayer money.
Even with no rent, fees couldn't cover the mandated staffing regulations. In a state run facility.

There are a couple private. places in town that fill the need for day care for working parents kids.

Posted by: torabora at January 02, 2026 08:02 AM (KtOUo)

118 112 Give Mamdani his 4 year a to run the NY budget into so bad a hole before his gig is up.
Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2026 08:00 AM (Ia/+0)

As horrible as this bastard will be, remember that the NYC City Council has been very hard left for as long as I can remember, even as a child. And they run the show, regardless of who's mayor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 08:02 AM (x0n13)

119 NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani: "We'll replace rugged individualism with collectivism"

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This guy is pretty well off and has lived a luxurious life in comparison to most. I think his collectivism (spreading the wealth) will apply to all others except himself.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

120 Just saw on the X that Trump is threatening to intervene in the Iranian uprising. I've got a bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:02 AM (ZxPkt)

121 It's not complicated, it's not difficult. It just takes the cover of popular will and a credible threat of the masses getting scrappy over it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Hm. No, it's obviously capitalism's fault!

Posted by: NR Pax at January 02, 2026 08:03 AM (7xrfc)

122 Yeah, I'm 100% with you on this. He's going nowhere, even if the city turns into complete ruin and rubble. What is incredibly resilient seems to be the ignorant people who vote these destroyers into office. They will be even worse off, they won't bat an eye, and they'll never hold him accountable for the destruction coming their way.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

The white man, the rich man, the man not named Mamdani (depending on the audience) is to blame. Not you. It doesn't matter that you put forth not one iota of effort to improve your situation. It doesn't matter that you spend 105% of your income without thought. None of that matters. It's THEIR fault. They're keeping you down. Vote stupid.

It's been the progressive's pitch for over 100 years and it's - mostly - successful.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)

123 120 Just saw on the X that Trump is threatening to intervene in the Iranian uprising. I've got a bad feeling about this.
Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:02 AM (ZxPkt)

I think Trump has firmly demonstrated that he has no interest in Adventurism for fun and profit.

If he does anything, it will be in the "hit it and quit it" mode.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:04 AM (06Hmj)

124
No Food
No Toilets
But plenty of get
Don't forget to lock up your pet.

Happy New Year, everyone! It's gonna be a bitch.
Let's get it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:04 AM (uGpeQ)

125 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

126 . . . “Somalia is a failed state that under 12 indicators was ranked the world’s worst on terrorism, corruption, inability to collect taxes, mass displacement, economic collapse, group grievance, brain drain, and chronic insecurity,” he continued.

How is it in charge of the UN and not a "protectorate" of the UN?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:05 AM (c115l)

127 simolian, it's simolians, billions of them

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:06 AM (uGpeQ)

128 >>I think you underestimate them, and it's not just democrats that are leveraging them. They're willing and shrewd accomplices. The skinnys and the politicians involved need to be expelled back to the desert.

Potato, potato. Another way of saying it is that a lot of so called Republicans are just wearing the label for electoral reasons when they are really on the left.

Somalis are incapable of running their own country. In reality, they don't even have a country, just a collection of endlessly warring tribes. They are a completely corrupt and dishonest people and the perfect weapon to use by equally corrupt people in this country to extract the wealth of the rest of us. This NGO led scam on both the state and federal level requires a group of people like them to act as facilitators in the scheme but they are running anything.

In reality this scam is not much different from the Teachers Union scam. Tax dollars are shoveled to the TU which makes them a loyal voting block and funding source to the people who run this scam and in return they are well compensated. There are a lot of scams like this and all the come back to USAID and other funding sources in our government.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (viF8m)

129
I also remember a great old Jazz club there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Don't forget Club 802-"Warm Beer- Lousy Food".

Posted by: Fort Hamilton Parkway Station at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (oftw2)

130 I just realized that Mamdani is going to be the first politician to publish a speech with a Chat GPT hallucinated fact.
And no one in the media will cover it.
Also, Hochul will back every one of his tax increases. Especially if there's any possibility she could lose.

LOLGF New York.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (HXT0k)

131 If he does anything, it will be in the "hit it and quit it" mode.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:04 AM (06Hmj)

Sigh. -- E. Jean Carroll

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

132 BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says "if Iran shoots and violently kills peaceful protesters…the United States of America will come to their rescue."

"We are locked and loaded and ready to go."

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)

133 How come the warmth of collectivism is often from the funeral pyres of the dead masses?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:08 AM (gbOdA)

134 Sigh. -- E. Jean Carroll
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

How do I make a Mr. Yuck emoji?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:08 AM (06Hmj)

135 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

136 > If it takes a bit of xenophobia to shove the narrative, then oh well I guess.
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True.

Take this idea and apply it to the various welfare classes. Those programs are rife with fraud. But the ones facilitating the theft are minorities. Protected minorities. And the politicos financing it are from every demographic.

There probably isn't a single government program that isn't being used to steal money from us. Either through taxes or some other type of fee.

Deflecting anger on the Somalis is what the politicians want. This is not to say every goddamn Somali should be airdropped back in their shithole "country."

But the politicians running this fraud are really good at it. They've been stealing from us for decades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 08:08 AM (NwnyJ)

137 Happy New Year, ya fargin bastages.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

138 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

The first government to start handing out tax dollars to the 'needy' wasn't hanged en masse. Made them bold.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e)

139 125 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?
Posted by: Lady in Black
-------------------

An X'er figured it out yesterday.
2/3 of tax money collected goes to payouts.

We Need to Fire Congress kick out all their perks.[\u]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (uGpeQ)

140 But the politicians running this fraud are really good at it. They've been stealing from us for decades.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 08:08 AM (NwnyJ)

It's Critical Everything Theory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (06Hmj)

141 BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says "if Iran shoots and violently kills peaceful protesters…the United States of America will come to their rescue."

"We are locked and loaded and ready to go."
Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (ZxPkt)
=====

Shorter: "All Hell Will Break Loose!" (tm)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

142 123 120 Just saw on the X that Trump is threatening to intervene in the Iranian uprising. I've got a bad feeling about this.
Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:02 AM (ZxPkt)

I think Trump has firmly demonstrated that he has no interest in Adventurism for fun and profit.

If he does anything, it will be in the "hit it and quit it" mode.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:04 AM (06Hmj)

I think it's stiff sanctions to oust the mullahs and possibly some sort of clandestine assistance to the citizenry/rebel forces if such exist to help combat the IRGC who will not be fleeing en masse but likely organizing to take over if the Mullahs flee. If they take power they will be like Saddam Hussein/Moammar Qaddafi, not necessarily a Taliban Still horrendous for the people and our security in the region.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (x0n13)

143 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

Our government is corrupt. Incredibly corrupt. We've likely been funding the terrorism that's been plaguing the WORLD for decades.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Deflecting anger on the Somalis is what the politicians want. This is not to say every goddamn Somali should be airdropped back in their shithole "country."

But the politicians running this fraud are really good at it. They've been stealing from us for decades.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:11 AM (uGpeQ)

145 There ~~probably~~ isn't a single government program that isn't being used to steal money from us.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:11 AM (ExV1e)

146 I think Trump gave the Israelis a greenlight to the Israelis for covert action supporting the Iranian revolt.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

147 Saw a video that explained why South Korea's birthrate collapsed.

1. Half of the entire population of South Korea lives in the Seoul Metropolitan Area.
2. Housing is incredibly expensive in that area. You either have a teeny apartment, or you live in a distant suburb with a 1-2 hour commute for work.
3. Workers are expected to put in 10+ hour days, it's the culture.
4. Workers are expected to socialize with co-workers after hours. Again culture.

The combination of expensive housing, long workdays, and long commutes simply makes it impractical to raise families.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:12 AM (f0sNM)

148 95 I have fraud fatigue.
Posted by: one hour sober at January 02, 2026 07:48 AM
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That may be one of the reasons for the absence of suppression on this.

Fraud is going to be a major story for the first quarter or maybe even first half of the year, but while it will be a huge deal with tons of major revelations, it isn't go to result in major changes. It's too big. The entire damn thing is fraud, and it isn't a "partisan" issue, it's a "government" issue and therefore it can't be fixed because it's everywhere. The system will collapse under the weight of exposed criminality if they try.

So they will let the cycle burn itself out as fatigue sets in and send a couple of rubes to jail over it and declare victory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 07:50

Take your pick for the inevitable whitewash excuses from Our Betters.

1. They were duped!
2. It began under COVID laws with lax rules signed by TRUMP!
3. They didn't know enough English to understand the contracts.
4. This is nothing but a blatant raycissm and Islamaphobe witch hunt!
5. They did help a lot of people including many chirrun! Give them credit and end this lawfare genocide against Somalis!

Posted by: Gref at January 02, 2026 08:12 AM (5rh/l)

149 Ah yes, the glories of Socialism. Live it and Love it, all you young fools taken in by Bernie, Titty Caca Cortez and this lanky, swarthy Jew- and America-hating hunk of piss. Good and hard my ex fellow New Yorkers.

This.

Reap it, bishes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

150 Our government is corrupt. Incredibly corrupt. We've likely been funding the terrorism that's been plaguing the WORLD for decades.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

There's no way Yassir Arafat wasn't grown in a vat somewhere in the general Potomac watershed area.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:12 AM (06Hmj)

151 140 But the politicians running this fraud are really good at it. They've been stealing from us for decades.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 08:08 AM (NwnyJ)

It's Critical Everything Theory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (06Hmj)

As someone once said here: "It's not that the system was corrupted, but the Corruption IS the system."

That and/or that despite the best intent of our Founders, human nature cannot be put in check by a mere document even the wonderful Constitution. The paper is only as good as the morality and ethics of the people who are sworn to uphold it and the citizenry at large.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 08:13 AM (x0n13)

152 @FoxNews
·
1h
'LOCKED AND LOADED': President Trump warns the U.S. may intervene as Iran faces growing unrest

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:13 AM (ZxPkt)

153 125 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:05 AM

+++

It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: In the voice of Harry Reid at January 02, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

154 As someone once said here: "It's not that the system was corrupted, but the Corruption IS the system."
...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 08:13 AM (x0n13)

I don't know who he stole it from, but I stole it from YD.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:14 AM (06Hmj)

155 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?

Politicians bought women's votes by promising "free childcare." It's a human right, don't cha know.

Anyone old enough to remember this commercial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6UvCZ9JKus

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:14 AM (f0sNM)

156 Our government is corrupt. Incredibly corrupt. We've likely been funding the terrorism that's been plaguing the WORLD for decades.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1)

That's crazy talk. Would the IC work to gin up a threat to justify the existence of the MIC and continued acceptance of the IC running around doing whatever it wants?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e)

157 >>>The mandatory 287(g) crackdown is designed to hard‑wire deportation cooperation into every jail from the Panhandle to the Rio Grande.

Now do cities, under the threat of disincorporation.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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County law supersedes city law.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:15 AM (uGpeQ)

158 As someone once said here: "It's not that the system was corrupted, but the Corruption IS the system."
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The purpose of a system is what it does.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:15 AM (f0sNM)

159 I may exert myself to write a letter to the "NY Post" on the lack of ports potties and food at Mamdani's installment, but they haven't published any of my recent letters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2026 08:15 AM (GDodg)

160 NYC and NYS have been so corrupt for so long it's impossible to separate the corruption from actual proper expenditures

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2026 08:16 AM (zNwXb)

161 128 This NGO led scam on both the state and federal level requires a group of people like them to act as facilitators in the scheme but they are running anything.

In reality this scam is not much different from the Teachers Union scam. Tax dollars are shoveled to the TU which makes them a loyal voting block and funding source to the people who run this scam and in return they are well compensated. There are a lot of scams like this and all the come back to USAID and other funding sources in our government.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (viF8m)

>>>

Best post of the thread (so far), IMHO. Succinct, accurate, blunt, real.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Professional Somalians at January 02, 2026 08:16 AM (HeR4S)

162 Potato, potato. Another way of saying it is that a lot of so called Republicans are just wearing the label for electoral reasons when they are really on the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2026 08:07 AM (viF8m)

I've said that for years now. It was an accident of birth that they're in a R controlled area. If you want to get into the game, you have to go with the majority party in the area. Most of the Rs you see that thwart Trump and the rest of us ache to be Ds, but they wouldn't be elected if they ran under that bloody banner.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 02, 2026 08:16 AM (uQesX)

163 The purpose of a system is what it does.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:15 AM (f0sNM)

So the purpose of my piece of shit pellet stove, what won't light more than one out of every ten tries despite everything being totally fine on it, really is just to piss me off?

It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:16 AM (06Hmj)

164 155 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?
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How on earth did we accept that it was govt/schools responsibility to feed students?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:16 AM (uGpeQ)

165 County law supersedes city law.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:15 AM (uGpeQ)

But, as I understand it, the law says that sheriffs must cooperate with ICE, not city police forces. Seems like a loophole.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:17 AM (ExV1e)

166 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?"

*cues up 'I am Woman, hear me roar'... or something*

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:17 AM (XuXeR)

167 Getting on a bus without worrying about a fare hike or whether you’ll be able to get to your destination on time will no longer be deemed a small miracle because we will make those buses fast and free.

And they will look like that chop top Caddy Cabbie drives in Escape from NY NY.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:17 AM (gbOdA)

168 Over at Insty someone reports on Mamdani citing to South Africa.
And completely missed the point by focusing (pretending?) on the aparthid parts.
Basically laughing, "ha ha, that dummy think NYC is segregated."

I don't know which is scarier:
That it's ignorance of his real reason.
Or intentional to under-sell or deflect from the real evil.

He intends racial grievance socialism:
The issue is not the issue. The revolution is the only goal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 02, 2026 08:17 AM (HXT0k)

169 How on earth did we accept that it was govt/schools responsibility to feed students?
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If the Government created a program that would wipe your butt for you, within five years, people would proclaim it was impossible to wipe your butt without the Government.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:18 AM (f0sNM)

170

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 02, 2026 08:18 AM (DDJSl)

171 I just realized that Mamdani is going to be the first politician to publish a speech with a Chat GPT hallucinated fact.
And no one in the media will cover it.

Also, Hochul will back every one of his tax increases. Especially if there's any possibility she could lose.

LOLGF New York.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I honestly think it's the other way around. She won't give him one win for anything. That just makes him stronger to come after her. She needs him completely deflated so he can't point to anything to build a run for governor.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:18 AM (c115l)

172 More like a CELL block party, am I right?

Posted by: muldoon at January 02, 2026 08:18 AM (/iMjX)

173 Most of the Rs you see that thwart Trump and the rest of us ache to be Ds, but they wouldn't be elected if they ran under that bloody banner.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Which rot came first; the parent or the school?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:19 AM (uGpeQ)

174 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6UvCZ9JKus
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Great post, but my coffee and toast almost came back up. Needed a content warning.

Posted by: Weak Stomach at January 02, 2026 08:20 AM (oftw2)

175 How on earth did we accept that it was govt/schools responsibility to feed students?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:16 AM (uGpeQ)

Racism.

"Well yeah, you're fine, but those poor little ____s can't possibly fend for themselves. Have some compassion. We're rich. We can surely afford it. And if you stand in our way, you're an Evil and Greedy person who just wants poor ____s to starve. We're better than that."

Darkies
Dagos
Micks
Wetbacks
Skinnies

Just keep inserting racial pejoratives into the blank. Their thought is always the same. And always contains the pejorative, even if they won't say it out loud.

Critical Everything Theory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:20 AM (06Hmj)

176 Trump will, I hope, stop bloviating about Iran and start talking up the economy. He has plenty to brag about and he should be out in the states doing so all through the year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 02, 2026 08:21 AM (Ki5ky)

177 Largo talks about his henchman:

**********

I'd like to have a henchman. Or a posse. I'd settle for a minion or two.

Posted by: muldoon at January 02, 2026 08:21 AM (/iMjX)

178 American officials being sworn in on the Qur’an is because the Islamic holy book teaches values that are vastly different from American and Judeo-Christian values

I love the hypocrisy in this statement.

"Judeo-Christian Ethics" came about in the mid 20th century as a gateway to condition Americans into accepting practitioners of a state religion into politics. Many early state constitutions had religious tests specifically to exclude Jews and Catholics from holding public offices over fears of split allegiances and the bloody history of state religions and police power.

Later the "Judeo-Christian Ethic" was made a slogan for Zionism and featured prominently in the Moral Majority (Dispensationalist) political platforms.

The US was founded on a strange blend of Enlightenment and Calvinism on individualism and doctrines of Grace - alien concepts to state religions.

So when Muslims do the exact same thing as the Jews and Roman Catholics to condition a nation to be ruled by someone of a state religion, why the freak-out?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 02, 2026 08:21 AM (a4flb)

179 And while I'm on the topic, why do we never hear of henchwomen?

Posted by: muldoon at January 02, 2026 08:22 AM (/iMjX)

180 Just keep inserting racial pejoratives into the blank. Their thought is always the same. And always contains the pejorative, even if they won't say it out loud.

Critical Everything Theory.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:20 AM (06Hmj)

AWFL savior syndrome.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

181 I now have some idea why a number of Congress critters, notably one Nancy Pelosi, have decided to bail on being in Congress next year. It's not just the bad press that will likely hit when the scope of the government's malfeasance is exposed that's driving some to quit.

Yes, it is highly unlikely anyone of them will suffer any sort of consequences. I think some are "playing it safe" and bailing before the public becomes really pissed off about the theft of their own money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 08:22 AM (NwnyJ)

182 Did anyone notice that the Subway Station Zorhan the Great used for his swearing in is permanently closed?

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:22 AM (gbOdA)

183 153 125 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:05 AM

+++

It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: In the voice of Harry Reid at January 02, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)

It takes a (hic) village!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 02, 2026 08:23 AM (5rh/l)

184 122 He's going nowhere, even if the city turns into complete ruin and rubble. What is incredibly resilient seems to be the ignorant people who vote these destroyers into office. They will be even worse off, they won't bat an eye, and they'll never hold him accountable for the destruction coming their way.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 02, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

I'm afraid so. Any failures will be Trump's fault, the white man's capitalist system's fault, for obstructing him. He's cut from a different cloth than the garden variety loser-Leftist Chicago or LA mayors -- he's a true radical and knows how to play the chords that are music to the ears of his revolutionary base.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 08:23 AM (b4LBp)

185 And while I'm on the topic, why do we never hear of henchwomen?
Posted by: muldoon at January 02, 2026 08:22 AM (/iMjX)

Because they're wenchwomen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

186 AWFL savior syndrome.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

Mrs. Jellyby is alive and well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 02, 2026 08:23 AM (06Hmj)

187 Can you say RICO? From today's NY Post:

A Florida lawmaker is now calling for aggressive federal action, comparing the alleged fraud to “organized crime.”
“This is what the mafia does. They steal, they lie, they cheat,” Rep. Mike Haridopolos, R-Fla., said on “Fox News Live” Thursday.
“The federal government has to use the full powers that we used to destroy the mafia back in the 1960s. Nothing short of it,” he added.

- Posted by the guy who likes RICO

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 02, 2026 08:23 AM (dtajH)

188 "I'd like to have a henchman. Or a posse. I'd settle for a minion or two.
Posted by: muldoon"

How about a sidekick?

Posted by: Chim Chim at January 02, 2026 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

189 Why is a state that is not a member of the Security Council even allowed into the Security Council, much less be a office-holder"

Fairness. D'oh!

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR)

190 But the politicians running this fraud are really good at it. They've been stealing from us for decades.
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Entry error. Replace decades with centuries.

Posted by: clarence at January 02, 2026 08:24 AM (MXMX4)

191 But the politicians running this fraud are really good at it. They've been stealing from us for decades.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
__________

It should be easy to flip some low level people in Minnesota. Licensed child cares are required to have an unannounced inspection yearly, and up to four inspections during their initial year of operation. The feds have to be targeting the people who signed off on the inspections.

And those places that were cited for violations had to submit corrective action plans, with a subsequent inspection to confirm compliance.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 02, 2026 08:24 AM (XvL8K)

192 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ)

193 Stay in your lane pal.

Posted by: Gubmint Butt Wipers Local #408 at January 02, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

194 So I think it's funny as shit that people are starting to call Somalis " light bulb heads."

Once you see it, all the skinnies look like walking light bulbs.

Also, some people are starting to sniff out that every one of these day cares etc. were passing audits, both licensing and financial.
There's where the white liberals started taking their cut.

Next, we'll start finding the same 2-4 law firms handling all the legal for all of them.
That will lead to the same group of NGOs.

And all along the way, massive donations to Dems.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 02, 2026 08:25 AM (HXT0k)

195 ... 2. Housing is incredibly expensive in that area. You either have a teeny apartment, or you live in a distant suburb with a 1-2 hour commute for work. ...
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:12 AM (f0sNM)
++++
Even if you commute, your house is probably still small and so is your outside space.

It is a huge multi-variable problem, but I think the Oriental approach to urbanization is a major factor in the collapse of Oriental birth rates.

Assume that you already have a job and spouse, or a good prospect for a spouse. You're ahead of the game already, but let's keep going.

Imagine an apartment. It's about 800 square feet, maybe 1000. Your own, private, belongs-to-you outdoor space consists of a balcony. There is a common courtyard.

Not too shabby. Many if not most people have lived in a place like that. But now take the next step: imagine that this took *all* of your money to acquire and you will never be able to afford more. There is no "moving up" to a bigger place with a better yard. This is it. The most you will *ever* have.

How many kids are you going to have in that scenario, if you have a choice?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 08:25 AM (avHHk)

196 So when Muslims do the exact same thing as the Jews and Roman Catholics to condition a nation to be ruled by someone of a state religion, why the freak-out?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 02, 2026 08:21 AM (a4flb)
=====

Sure. Go with that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

197 Closed was probably the point
Subways will be free, so all stations will be open with all this free Ness

Posted by: Skip at January 02, 2026 08:25 AM (Ia/+0)

198 >>And while I'm on the topic, why do we never hear of henchwomen?

'Minion' was used almost from its coining to mean 'sassy woman'.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 02, 2026 08:26 AM (NcvvS)

199 Several states or large blue cities within those states are now falling to Islamism. No one has a plan to deal with this. We barely have the political consciousness to accept the reality of it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 08:26 AM (b4LBp)

200 1.Get us out of the UN.
2.Abolish the Ad Council

Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: fd at January 02, 2026 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

Bare minimum.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at January 02, 2026 08:26 AM (h7ZuX)

201 Next, we'll start finding the same 2-4 law firms handling all the legal for all of them.
That will lead to the same group of NGOs.

And all along the way, massive donations to Dems.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 02, 2026 08:25 AM (HXT0k)

Because it's all money laundering.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

202 sheriffs must cooperate with ICE, not city police forces. Seems like a loophole."

"Sheriffs" run most local incarceration, and can operate w/in "cities" or chartered local areas.

It's a good thing...

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

203 181 I now have some idea why a number of Congress critters, notably one Nancy Pelosi, have decided to bail on being in Congress next year. It's not just the bad press that will likely hit when the scope of the government's malfeasance is exposed that's driving some to quit.

Yes, it is highly unlikely anyone of them will suffer any sort of consequences. I think some are "playing it safe" and bailing before the public becomes really pissed off about the theft of their own money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 08:22 AM (NwnyJ)

>>>
Yeah, well. . . . since this Somali grift mess is just one of DOZENS of systems to launder bucks back to the DemoNcrat Natl C and to the immense criminal enterprise engineered by Satanic creatures like David Brock, the CLITtons, Barack Odildo, etc, I'm sure that Pukelosi is having a fine time totaling up the filthy lucre harvest she's gleaned.

Hammer time at the Pukelosi household!

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Professional Somalians at January 02, 2026 08:27 AM (HeR4S)

204 Good and hard to NYC and all you self gassing liberals.

Posted by: Gordon of Khartoum at January 02, 2026 08:27 AM (njAFV)

205 How about a sidekick?
Posted by: Chim Chim

I fly solo.

Posted by: Pee-Wee In A Darkened Movie Theatre at January 02, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)

206 We could be a thousand years dead, and the Left will still blame all failures on Trump and his supporters.

Yet they are the wreckers and running dogs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

207 Powerline dude on F&F right now on MN fraud.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

208 159 I may exert myself to write a letter to the "NY Post" on the lack of ports potties and food at Mamdani's installment, but they haven't published any of my recent letters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---

If you want to be published post in the comments.
Writing a letter is quaint. Back in the early two's and the fax machine I would flood my congress person's machine as many of us did.
They turned their machines off.
Their addiction and grift is so strong that, by and large, we are bypassed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:28 AM (uGpeQ)

209 >And while I'm on the topic, why do we never hear of henchwomen?

Posted by: muldoon
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those are called 'molls'

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:28 AM (ZxPkt)

210 I'd like to have a henchman. Or a posse. I'd settle for a minion or two."

Woof?

*get a dog*

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

211 Be fun to have lackeys.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 02, 2026 08:30 AM (NcvvS)

212 211 Be fun to have lackeys.
Posted by: Nazdar at January 02, 2026 08:30 AM (NcvvS)

right until they become flunkies

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:30 AM (gbOdA)

213 It's "henchperson", you gu..., uh, persons.

Posted by: A henchperson at January 02, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)

214 Today Is National Cream Puff Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2026 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

215 off sock

Posted by: Gref at January 02, 2026 08:31 AM (5rh/l)

216 *Powerline dude on F&F right now on MN fraud.*

So, what?

Posted by: What is cable? at January 02, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)

217 But, as I understand it, the law says that sheriffs must cooperate with ICE, not city police forces. Seems like a loophole.
Posted by: I used

Texas Municipal Police Officers:

What is the oath of office?
Article XVI, Section 1, of the Texas Constitution outlines the official oath of office as follows:
“I, _______________________, do solemnly swear (or affirm), that I will faithfully execute the
duties of the office of ___________________ of the State of Texas, and will to the best of my
ability preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States and of this State, so help me God.”

Nuremberg applies. Just because the mayor says you won't help ICE, doesn't mean you get to shirk your constitutional duties.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:32 AM (c115l)

218 Person experiencing henchness.

Posted by: Get with the times at January 02, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

219 214 Today Is National Cream Puff Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Yippee! My Fave!

Posted by: Little Davey Hogg at January 02, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)

220 Have a great day, everyone.

May we all straighten or winds, and fly right.

The distance of the runway behind you is not near as important as the runway you have left. May the future favor the civilized.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 02, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

221 The Home Health Care by the Somali Pirates is going to be 10X the Daycare scam.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:33 AM (gbOdA)

222 So Mondomi (whatever the f is his name) met with The Don, and Trump said it was a good meeting...yet the demon muslim communist is doing everything he wanted. What was the purpose/endgame of that meeting?

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 02, 2026 08:33 AM (EES2L)

223 Speaking of the UN, that garbage dump is largely responsible for the "spontaneous" mass migration of 3rd worlders to the west. And nobody is more responsible than Amy Pope, former Obama NSC/State Dept. drone, member of the WEF and a hard left open borders communist.

The UN is largely responsible for setting up networks and funding to bring these 3rd worlders to the west including the US and then organizing programs to siphon tax dollars to enable these schemes. UN and USAID money, also known as our tax dollars, were at their disposal to pay for all of this crap.

When Obama said he wanted to "fundamentally change" the US this is exactly what he had in mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2026 08:34 AM (viF8m)

224 Today Is National Cream Puff Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2026 08:31 AM (NpAcC)
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Fun fact:

When the filling of a cream puff approximates the consistency of spackle, the cream puff will stick to the side of a building when hurled with enough force.

My college cafeteria stopped making cream puffs shortly after this discovery was made.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2026 08:34 AM (ESVrU)

225 Lackeys, flunkies, groupies, hangers on, posse, crew....

All people who ride coattails. Our political betters have many such minions whispering in their ears and telling them they're invincible.

Sort of sounds.... familiar.

Posted by: Some Old Roman Dude at January 02, 2026 08:34 AM (NwnyJ)

226 How on earth did it come to pass that the gov't started taking our taxpayer dollars to fund babysitting/daycare for other people's kids?

Guilt and hate filled white liberal woman. They look at other folks, especially the blacks and browns, as their pets, who must be fed and watered to make them both feel better. The guilt and hate filled white liberal woman is the fuel of the democrat party.

Posted by: Foreskin Lint at January 02, 2026 08:34 AM (R/m4+)

227 We watched the college football games yesterday. One thing stood out.

For the National Anthem, each arena asked for you to rise and remove your hat.

"Please, if you're able, rise and remove your hat for the singing of our National Anthem."

Not at the Rose Bowl. No. California had to ruin it.

"If you're WILLING and able, please rise........."

If you're not willing, GTFO. Your kind isn't welcome here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

228 Watched the mamdani inauguration clips. Can't figure out how raising the minimum wage for everyone to a living wage makes things more affordable not more costly?

How do they not see their policies as ruinously inflationary. How do their voters not see it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 02, 2026 08:35 AM (i0Hi3)

229 The Home Health Care by the Somali Pirates is going to be 10X the Daycare scam."

This. And it will hit AWFLs... so, much whining and kvetching...

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

230 So, what?
Posted by: What is cable? at January 02, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1)
===

Go listen to AM650 grandpa!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

231 Cream puffs are nasty.

Posted by: Bulg at January 02, 2026 08:36 AM (77rzZ)

232 Yippee! My Fave!
Posted by: Little Davey Hogg at January 02, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)

Not that kind of cream puff, you seamy dough-eyed poofter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

233 yet the demon muslim communist is doing everything he wanted. What was the purpose/endgame of that meeting?
Posted by: Cray Cray at January 02, 2026 08:33 AM (EES2L)

Political theater on Trump's part, I assume. Just to scuttle the notion that he intended to thwart the madman.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 08:36 AM (b4LBp)

234 178 I'm up for a Crusade. . . . .are you? It'll be worth it.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Professional Somalians at January 02, 2026 08:37 AM (HeR4S)

235 It's "henchperson", you gu..., uh, persons.
Posted by: A henchperson at January 02, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)
++++
Only to those who can't deliver.

Now let us ask you a question. There is no test, no follow-up. Just a single question:
"What do you want to accomplish with your henching operations?"

It's really that simple. If you want traditional henching - intimidation, field operations, fighting, logistical support, driving, coordination, task flexibility and all the other things that define henching success - then what you want is an organization that is dedicated to the traditional henching objectives and understands your henching needs. And for that, you need go no further than the International Brotherhood of Henchmen and Skulduggers.

IBHS training, readiness and support regimes keep laser-like focus on what matters to henching clients and provides capable, competent henchmen and skulduggers for all tasks.

If you'd rather virtue-signal, then by all means hire from the Global Henchpersons Alliance. If you want *results*, however, lose their number. Call the IBHS and let us show you what henching at it's best can do for you.

Posted by: The International Brotherhood of Henchmen and Skulduggers at January 02, 2026 08:37 AM (avHHk)

236 Watched the mamdani inauguration clips. Can't figure out how raising the minimum wage for everyone to a living wage makes things more affordable not more costly?

How do they not see their policies as ruinously inflationary. How do their voters not see it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Because they BELIEVE! Belief supercedes reality!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:38 AM (c115l)

237 The upside of Mamdani and his band of merry commies is that they will be so, incompetent the groups who expected stuff will take it out on the liberal white people. Unfortunately others will be hurting as well

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 02, 2026 08:38 AM (zNwXb)

238 “Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High
will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.
I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.”

Psalm 91:1-2

Posted by: Marcus T at January 02, 2026 08:38 AM (UwWDr)

239 Posted by: Foreskin Lint
++++
Revolting sock of the day

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 08:38 AM (avHHk)

240 International Brotherhood of Henchmen and Skulduggers."

What, no Methodists?

Meh.

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

241 >>right until they become flunkies

Is lackey --> flunky a promotion or a demotion?

Posted by: Nazdar at January 02, 2026 08:39 AM (NcvvS)

242
The Battle of Camden was fought about five miles north of the crossroads that define the present town's center. There was not a much to define the battlefield when I lived there in the early 80s except the pine woods that are characteristic of that part of South Carolina. I am guessing that building up the area is underway, as that was not the case back then.

There was a second battle in that area, closer to town, Hobkirk's Hill, at a later date. That area was built up and had been settled for some time. The Buckley family had a summer home there. One of the brothers, Reid, ran a school that taught public speaking from there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 02, 2026 08:39 AM (xG4kz)

243 If you'd rather virtue-signal, then by all means hire from the Global Henchpersons Alliance. If you want *results*, however, lose their number. Call the IBHS and let us show you what henching at it's best can do for you.
Posted by: The International Brotherhood of Henchmen and Skulduggers at January 02, 2026 08:37 AM (avHHk)
---
Nice to know the traditional Thieves' Guild has modernized for today's competitive marketplace.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2026 08:39 AM (ESVrU)

244 Posted by: Foreskin Lint
++++
Revolting sock of the day
Posted by: Joe Mannix

*Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:39 AM (c115l)

245

Kevin Bass
@kevinnbass
I crunched the data. I made a map.

States with no effective voter ID requirement average nearly 8x more welfare benefits to illegal immigrants compared to states requiring voter ID verification.

They are importing and paying illegals for votes.

https://tinyurl.com/2c4ewsaz

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2026 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

246 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at January 02, 2026 08:40 AM (53oGX)

247
Is lackey --> flunky a promotion or a demotion?
Posted by: Nazdar

That's a real poser

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 02, 2026 08:40 AM (xG4kz)

248 Myrmidons for me. I will accept nothing less.

Posted by: Bulg at January 02, 2026 08:40 AM (77rzZ)

249 If you'd rather virtue-signal, then by all means hire from the Global Henchpersons Alliance. If you want *results*, however, lose their number. Call the IBHS and let us show you what henching at it's best can do for you.
Posted by: The International Brotherhood of Henchmen and Skulduggers at January 02, 2026 08:37 AM (avHHk)

We can accomplish more with a single woman of negotiable morals than all your knuckle draggers combined. -- Global Henchpersons Alliance

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

250 Myrmidons for me. I will accept nothing less."

You're a heel...

*ducks*

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

251 What's the difference between a henchman, a flunky and a staff member?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 02, 2026 08:42 AM (8CIFn)

252 My college cafeteria stopped making cream puffs shortly after this discovery was made.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

And these are the future leaders of our country? We are doomed!

Posted by: Stop The World-I Want To Get Off! at January 02, 2026 08:42 AM (oftw2)

253 You're a heel...

*ducks*
Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)
++++
"Time wounds all heels"
-- Robert a Heinlein

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 08:42 AM (avHHk)

254 What's the difference between a henchman, a flunky and a staff member?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 02, 2026 08:42 AM (8CIFn)
++++
Henchmen do field work. Flunkies and staffers don't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 08:42 AM (avHHk)

255 What's the difference between a henchman, a flunky and a staff member?"

Well, that depends on who you want on your staff...

*ducks again*

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:42 AM (XuXeR)

256
The white man, the rich man, the man not named Mamdani (depending on the audience) is to blame. Not you. It doesn't matter that you put forth not one iota of effort to improve your situation. It doesn't matter that you spend 105% of your income without thought. None of that matters. It's THEIR fault. They're keeping you down. Vote stupid.

It's been the progressive's pitch for over 100 years and it's - mostly - successful.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:04 AM (ExV1e)

Well, to be fair...most people do come to a point sometime during their life where they say, "Hey, why can't I get what I want. Why am I so frustrated/poor/whatever?"

The next step which most people don't take is asking themselves-
Who am I really? What are my strengths/my weakness? How have spent my time- screwing around or going hammer and tongs after what I want? Are my goals unrealistic? Can my goal be achieved within 1 year or 5 years or 10? Do my goals depend on other people giving them to me(acting is a good example here) or are they something I can get for myself, by myself? What am I willing to sacrifice and what am I not willing to sacrifice?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2026 08:43 AM (iJfKG)

257 "Socialism is both a false promise and political misarticulation. We don't have the political and cultural imagination anymore to accurately describe our problems much less come up with solutions. So we're left with warmed-over, theater-kid, third-world leftist slop that was past its peak 50 years ago and the real purpose of which is not policy or material solutions but rather to demonstrate (in putting on this production) that the class Mamdani represents still holds cultural power."

https://tinyurl.com/2extsxwx

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 08:43 AM (WHfpM)

258 If you'd rather virtue-signal, then by all means hire from the Global Henchpersons Alliance. If you want *results*, however, lose their number. Call the IBHS and let us show you what henching at it's best can do for you.
Posted by: The International Brotherhood of Henchmen and Skulduggers

I can just see the head of HR being Bea Arthur
(HOTWP1)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:43 AM (c115l)

259
So the celebrants for My Mamdani were kept together in a defined area without food, water or sanitary facilities?

That sure sounds campy to me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 02, 2026 08:43 AM (xG4kz)

260 cohort, lackey, flunky

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

261 "Time wounds all heels"
-- Robert a Heinlein"

"Ouch"

-- Achilles

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

262 Thinking about it, you send a lackey to get your coffee, you tell a flunky to light your cigarette. More demeaning personal service, so, demotion.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (NcvvS)

263 140 But the politicians running this fraud are really good at it. They've been stealing from us for decades.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 08:08 AM (NwnyJ)

As with all these government hand-out frauds, scams, rackets, etc, one of the excuses by Our Betters will be unexpected loopholes in good-intentioned laws.

Decades ago we should have begun asking, "Are all these unexpected loopholes discovered years after a bill was signed accidental or intentional?"

Yeah, I know, dumb question.

Posted by: Gref at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (5rh/l)

264 >>>. This is it. The most you will *ever* have.

How many kids are you going to have in that scenario, if you have a choice?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---

"We're movin' on up to the East Side". is a real thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (uGpeQ)

265 Re- Mamdani

“Tax the Rich!” chants at my city’s mayoral inauguration? Yeah, this inauguration fucks, and my heart is bursting with hope

One thing is certain: this inauguration absolutely passes the vibe check. It might even fuck too. This is a man who actually loves his city

Listened the entire time to see if he would tack to the center or begin to lower expectations. He didn’t do that. But he did mention the word abundance once. I wonder if it’s an intentional attempt to pull steam out of abundance people’s sails.

He will be effecting more lives than 75% of America's governors. I'm crying here. A Muslim mayor 25 year after so much hate crimes in that city.

Meanwhile, /r/democrats continues to not allow discussion of this, while the Democrats TikTok account is now posting fancams of him despite not backing him the entire campaign. Democrats suck man lol

Let's see how many of them relocate from NYC when the heightened taxes are in motion. I bet the numbers will be very underwhelming. They never leave NYC, because that’s where everything is. They wouldn't be caught dead in Des Moines, IA.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (ycI94)

266 Yesterday, a female Somali dirtbag posted a video on X saying not to worry about Musk because he would soon be dead. This is Musk's response.

>>@elonmusk
·
8h
>>Then it is war

Posted by: JackStraw at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m)

267 They're all in the pay of Big Hench.

Posted by: It's a plot at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

268 "Good and hard to NYC and all you self gassing liberals."

I live behind the lines in the South Bronx.

Trump has set up Zohran to be his personal foil. More to come in 2026.

Zohran's pet issue to get elected was to provide free day-care for one- to three-year olds. Ha

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 02, 2026 08:45 AM (dtajH)

269 Is lackey --> flunky a promotion or a demotion?
Posted by: Nazdar at January 02, 2026 08:39 AM (NcvvS)

AI says (edited for brevity)...

The terms "flunky" and "lackey" are often used interchangeably but have distinct nuances in meaning and connotation. A flunky is primarily defined as a person who performs menial tasks or runs errands for someone else, often in a subservient or obsequious manner.

In contrast, a lackey is a person who serves someone else in a subservient or obsequious manner, often with the aim of gaining favor or advancing their own interests. A lackey may be seen as a sycophant, toady, or minion, and is often associated with a lack of integrity.

I don't know if that answers the promotion / demotion question.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

270 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl

CBS refused to do a live interview with Elon Musk on 2023 regarding the Twitter files because CBS didn’t know what he’d say, says Catherine Herridge.

CBS didn’t actually want to report the news, they wanted to control it.

https://tinyurl.com/5847ef5m

Posted by: redridinghood at January 02, 2026 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

271 leave the henchman
take the flunky

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:45 AM (gbOdA)

272
How did the college playoff games shake out yesterday?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (iJfKG)

273 Thinking about it, you send a lackey to get your coffee, you tell a flunky to light your cigarette. More demeaning personal service, so, demotion.
Posted by: Nazdar

And when the shit hits the fan, you blame it on a low level staffer in the Cincinnati office.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (c115l)

274 In old-school AD&D, there was a distinct difference between "henchmen" and "hirelings."

Hirelings were basically mercenary employees. They did a job and got paid, but had no particular loyalty to the player character.

Henchmen, on the other hand, were supposed to have personal loyalty to the player character and would even risk their lives to save the PC (depending on their loyalty). You were supposed to treat henchmen well to maintain their loyalty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (ESVrU)

275
Global Henchpersons Alliance

You'll be hearing from our lawyers

-- Global Wenchmen's Association
"We Can Procure Them For You Wholesale!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (xG4kz)

276 https://tinyurl.com/2extsxwx

Very well-stated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

277 > States with no effective voter ID requirement average nearly 8x more welfare benefits to illegal immigrants compared to states requiring voter ID verification.

They are importing and paying illegals for votes.
--------
That's one scam. There are others. Many, many others.

Any "program" that involves state and/or federal coordination is rife with fraud.
- Inspections
- Licensing
- Health/Safety
- Infrastructure

To name a few.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (NwnyJ)

278 He will be effecting"

Engrish as a 2nd language?

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

279
“Tax the Rich!” chants at my city’s mayoral inauguration? Yeah, this inauguration fucks, and my heart is bursting with hope

One thing is certain: this inauguration absolutely passes the vibe check. It might even fuck too. This is a man who actually loves his city

And Democracy dies to the roars of thunderous applause......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

280 But Mamdani is going to bring manufacturing of great picante sauce to New York City, right?

Right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (0sNs1)

281 261 "Time wounds all heels"
-- Robert a Heinlein"

"Ouch"

-- Achilles
Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

"Time wounds all heels"

Title of an album by Squeeze IIRC circa 1980 or so.

Ouch was also a big hit for the Rutles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (x0n13)

282 272
How did the college playoff games shake out yesterday?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (iJfKG)

Bama got beat like a redheaded step mule.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

283 Mamdani will rule just like a mafia boss. He will give out turkeys on Thanksgiving and Christmas and the neighborhood will love him and treat him like a hero. Mamdani Gotti.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (KDPiq)

284 Sefton...

Check your text.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (LAkWe)

285 Ouch was also a big hit for the Rutles.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (x0n13)

Fool on the Pill was better

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:48 AM (gbOdA)

286 Let's see how many of them relocate from NYC when the heightened taxes are in motion. I bet the numbers will be very underwhelming.

They never leave NYC, because that’s where everything is. They wouldn't be caught dead in Des Moines, IA.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Maybe not, but Miami & Palm Beach are on line 1.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:48 AM (c115l)

287 >>And when the shit hits the fan, you blame it on a low level staffer in the Cincinnati office.

LOL, rickb223.

Posted by: Nazdar at January 02, 2026 08:48 AM (NcvvS)

288 I'm going to go out on a limb and make a prediction for 2026.

Lauren Boebert will be the next high profile Republican woman member of Congress to flame out and declare herself anti-Trump, anti-MAGA and flounce.

Posted by: muldoon at January 02, 2026 08:48 AM (/iMjX)

289 For 2026, I hope Trump takes care of all family business. Especially, that Barzini dirtbag.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 02, 2026 08:48 AM (OGBA8)

290 265 Let's see how many of them relocate from NYC when the heightened taxes are in motion. I bet the numbers will be very underwhelming. They never leave NYC, because that’s where everything is. They wouldn't be caught dead in Des Moines, IA.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 02, 2026 08:44 AM (ycI94)

=======

"Everything" at this point is Broadway.

Dallas has everything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (GBKbO)

291 Mamdani will rule just like a mafia boss. He will give out turkeys on Thanksgiving and Christmas and the neighborhood will love him and treat him like a hero. Mamdani Gotti.
Posted by: Opinion fact

Mayor Jihadi Gotti?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (c115l)

292 Mamdani will rule just like a mafia boss. He will give out turkeys on Thanksgiving and Christmas and the neighborhood will love him and treat him like a hero. Mamdani Gotti.
Posted by: Opinion fact at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (KDPiq)
--
Of course.

He's a "made man" in today's society.

Basically untouchable unless he seriously pisses off his bosses.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (ESVrU)

293 Finding a good, proper, lackey is hard these days. Have you ever tried to eat your salad with a comb?

Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (oftw2)

294 "I think the answer [to Mamdani] is 1. Class resentment (the haves are enraged by the have-mores) and 2. it's becoming increasingly difficult for downwardly mobile urban elites to patch together recognizably adult lives."

From "Coddled Affluent Professional" on X.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (WHfpM)

295 “Tax the Rich!” chants at my city’s mayoral inauguration? Yeah, this inauguration fucks, and my heart is bursting with hope

One thing is certain: this inauguration absolutely passes the vibe check. It might even fuck too. This is a man who actually loves his city

Has "f*ck" acquired a new meaning?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (0sNs1)

296 Where do the lickspittle fit in?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (XvL8K)

297 279 And Democracy dies to the roars of thunderous applause......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

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Not everything is Star Wars, bruh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (GBKbO)

298 We decided not to show up.

Posted by: Texas Tech Red Raiders at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

299 How did the college playoff games shake out yesterday?"

About 1/2 of the teams won, so...

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)

300 Finding a good, proper, lackey is hard these days. Have you ever tried to eat your salad with a comb?
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (oftw2)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (avHHk)

301 Homeowners in NY who were thinking of fleeing ahead of the communists, the door is closing fast with the passage of the New York Community Opportunity to Purchase Act (COPA). Basically, the government gets first dibs on purchasing your property before you put it on the open market. No doubt that process will be slow walked in a way that would make California blush.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (CwhoI)

302 Let's see how many of them relocate from NYC when the heightened taxes are in motion. I bet the numbers will be very underwhelming. They never leave NYC, because that’s where everything is. They wouldn't be caught dead in Des Moines, IA.
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This is Gavin Newsom-level wisdom.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

303 How did the college playoff games shake out yesterday?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (iJfKG)

Texas Tech and Alabama Amber Hearded. Indiana proved they're the team to beat.

The Georgia / Ole Miss game was the game of the day. An insane 4th quarter. F*ck Lane Kiffen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

304 Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (iJfKG)

The official drink of the Alabama Crimson Tide is a shaken Manhattan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (35BBm)

305 291 Mamdani will rule just like a mafia boss. He will give out turkeys on Thanksgiving and Christmas and the neighborhood will love him and treat him like a hero. Mamdani Gotti.
Posted by: Opinion fact

Mayor Jihadi Gotti?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (c115l)

Muslim so Goatti

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (x0n13)

306
How did the college playoff games shake out yesterday?

Posted by: naturalfake

#1, #5, #6 & #10

Things that add up to eleven!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (xG4kz)

307 "Everything" at this point is Broadway.

Dallas has everything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (GBKbO)

And Wall Street. If it repairs itself to Florida, the jig is up.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (WHfpM)

308 How did the college playoff games shake out yesterday?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (iJfKG)

Bama got beat like a redheaded step mule.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

That's good.

More different teams instead of the same old/same old is more better.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG)

309 Global Henchpersons Alliance

You'll be hearing from our lawyers

-- Global Wenchmen's Association
"We Can Procure Them For You Wholesale!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 02, 2026 08:46 AM (xG4kz)
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Begun, the Mook Wars have...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (ESVrU)

310 Homeowners in NY who were thinking of fleeing ahead of the communists, the door is closing fast with the passage of the New York Community Opportunity to Purchase Act (COPA). Basically, the government gets first dibs on purchasing your property before you put it on the open market. No doubt that process will be slow walked in a way that would make California blush.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (CwhoI)
++++
How the hell is price determined?

I actually kinda hope they do it. Go ahead, NY. Finish the job. Convert your subjects to expropriated slaves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (avHHk)

311 The Home Health Care by the Somali Pirates is going to be 10X the Daycare scam."

This. And it will hit AWFLs... so, much whining and kvetching...
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Because this massive fraud required thousands and thousands of government jobs to administer the funds, the licensing, the audits, etc.

And you'll find these agencies at 80%+ females.
With "studies" and other far-left degrees.

These were the ones approving the payments, certifying the paperwork, verifying the audits.

The 2nd level in the fraud pyramids.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (HXT0k)

312 Dallas has everything else."

And they can keep it!

*SE Texas*

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

313 California
Just asking for 5% from Multi Billionaires.

Congress enacted the Revenue Act of 1913. The tax ranged from 1% on income exceeding $3,000 to 7% on incomes exceeding $500,000.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (gbOdA)

314 Bama got beat like a redheaded step mule.
Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

----

"What are you doing, step-mule??"

Posted by: Cray Cray at January 02, 2026 08:52 AM (EES2L)

315 How did the college playoff games shake out yesterday?

Posted by: naturalfake

How do you say nicely, Alabama underperformed?

As one person said, "you travel 2300 miles to kick a field goal".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:52 AM (c115l)

316 And you'll find these agencies at 80%+ females.
With "studies" and other far-left degrees."

This cannot be understated.

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR)

317 Thought I was a good proper, lackey. Did my very best. What thanks did I get?

Posted by: Obama's Paddle-Boarding "Chef" at January 02, 2026 08:52 AM (oftw2)

318 MSNOW on Minnesota fraud:

MAGA OBSESSION
THE NEW CONSERVATIVE PANIC
RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA MACHINE

And all of that is before you get to the actual article.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

319 307 "Everything" at this point is Broadway.

Dallas has everything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (GBKbO)

And Wall Street. If it repairs itself to Florida, the jig is up.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (WHfpM)

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In terms of a major Financial Center in a centralized location? Several American cities have it. In terms of the stock exchange? It's mostly online now, plus there are a few other places where live, in person trading can happen.

Seriously, it's just Broadway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:52 AM (GBKbO)

320 They never leave NYC, because that’s where everything is. They wouldn't be caught dead in Des Moines, IA.

Everything is in NYC because that's where the money is. If the money leaves, so will everything else.

"But, but, but, Broadway..." That's just a fucking street. You can build a theater anywhere.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (ExV1e)

321 310 Homeowners in NY who were thinking of fleeing ahead of the communists, the door is closing fast with the passage of the New York Community Opportunity to Purchase Act (COPA).

Inevitable in every leftist city.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (WHfpM)

322 Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (iJfKG)

I call them the NFL minor league playoffs.

Actually some of the players make more money than some players on NFL rosters.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (KDPiq)

323 Homeowners in NY who were thinking of fleeing ahead of the communists, the door is closing fast with the passage of the New York Community Opportunity to Purchase Act (COPA). Basically, the government gets first dibs on purchasing your property before you put it on the open market. No doubt that process will be slow walked in a way that would make California blush.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (CwhoI)
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Nice of them to start building invisible walls to keep their citizens from fleeing and infecting other locales with their madness.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (ESVrU)

324 Where do the lickspittle fit in?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (XvL8K)

A lickspittle is on the outer edge, wanting to be a lackey or a lapdog, but does not have the talent or the smarts to become either. See Hunter Biden for an example.

Posted by: Kostoyed Amourski at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (R/m4+)

325 FWIW it's worth, I did a meme on Maodani's "Warmth of the Collective" quote.

https://x.com/GenghisKhet/status/2006837479425585405

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (f0sNM)

326 ======

Not everything is Star Wars, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (GBKbO)

Wars. Trek. Whatever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

327 Homeowners in NY who were thinking of fleeing ahead of the communists, the door is closing fast with the passage of the New York Community Opportunity to Purchase Act (COPA).

Wait'll CABANA hits.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (c115l)

328 318 MSNOW on Minnesota fraud:

MAGA OBSESSION
THE NEW CONSERVATIVE PANIC
RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA MACHINE

And all of that is before you get to the actual article.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo)

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Their five readers are going to be so enraged.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (GBKbO)

329
Where do the lickspittle fit in?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

They are duking it out with the bootlickers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 02, 2026 08:53 AM (xG4kz)

330 Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (CwhoI)
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That is definitely unconstitutional.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 02, 2026 08:54 AM (KDPiq)

331 Sorry, folks, but I'm out.

Rescue yourselves.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at January 02, 2026 08:54 AM (avHHk)

332 Wars. Trek. Whatever."

It's all the same. Right, Captain Gandolf?

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR)

333 >>>How do they not see their policies as ruinously inflationary. How do their voters not see it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Could it be they weren't taught applied math in school?
Could it be they weren't taught economics?
Could it be they weren't taught civics?

Or were their teachers ignorant commies who were so delusional they had no capacity for critical thought?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 02, 2026 08:54 AM (uGpeQ)

334 How the hell is price determined?

I actually kinda hope they do it. Go ahead, NY. Finish the job. Convert your subjects to expropriated slaves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

They certainly wouldn't go off the wildly inflated, government-issued property value used in tax assessments.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 02, 2026 08:55 AM (ycI94)

335 When it comes to any government funded activity, massive fraud is, unfortunately, just the cost of doing business

Posted by: Mike DeWine Governor & Cost of Doing Business Expert at January 02, 2026 08:55 AM (GPa4z)

336 Wenchwomen of the world unite!

Posted by: It's a living at January 02, 2026 08:55 AM (2Ez/1)

337 AI says (edited for brevity)...
Posted by: I used to have a dif...

***********

A Modest Proposal: Anybody who cuts/pastes an AI output as a comment gets a week in the Barrel.

Posted by: muldoon at January 02, 2026 08:55 AM (/iMjX)

338 Could it be they weren't taught applied math in school?
Could it be they weren't taught economics?
Could it be they weren't taught civics?"

They weren't taught to balance an account...

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

339 335 When it comes to any government funded activity, massive fraud is, unfortunately, just the cost of doing business

Posted by: Mike DeWine Governor & Cost of Doing Business Expert at January 02, 2026 08:55 AM (GPa4z)

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GOPe heading towards the door with no hope of being elected to anything else say the darndest things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:55 AM (GBKbO)

340 Nobodies mentioned brown-nosers yet?

Posted by: Bulg at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

341 A Modest Proposal: Anybody who cuts/pastes an AI output as a comment gets a week in the Barrel.

Swift justice?

Posted by: man at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

342 I think they just opened an exchange in Dallas.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (KDPiq)

343 I'm mostly looking forward to Walz zeroing out the emergency services budget of the state to pay to Somali daycares.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (GBKbO)

344 The official drink of the Alabama Crimson Tide is a shaken Manhattan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM (35BBm)

High Tide!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

345 Don't forget the toadies

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (ZxPkt)

346 When Gotti gave a Block Party, there was food, fun, fireworks. The new Mayor provided none of those things, the Loser.

Posted by: Five Families at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (oftw2)

347 I cried because I have no henchmen
Until I met a man with no flunkies

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (gbOdA)

348 *Wait'll CABANA hits.*

Music and passion are always in fashion.

Posted by: B. Manilow at January 02, 2026 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)

349 Wars. Trek. Whatever."

It's all the same. Right, Captain Gandolf?
---------------------------------------------

Gate > Trek > Wars

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:57 AM (f0sNM)

350 342 I think they just opened an exchange in Dallas.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (KDPiq)

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The left-leaning rich will keep their houses in the city, but they'll also order as many of their assets out of the state as possible. They love their city, they love their new mayor, but they also love their money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:57 AM (GBKbO)

351 *Nobody’s*

Posted by: Bulg at January 02, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ)

352 EXCLUSIVE: Historic 2025 Border Turnaround — Southwest Apprehensions Collapse to 109K in Trump’s First Year Back
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109k? That's still a huge number. If I were advising Trump, I'd put more troops on the border, with RoE to include shoot to kill.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2026 08:57 AM (Dv3i1)

353 also I believe it will be Miami v Indiana for everything

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 08:58 AM (ZxPkt)

354 Is this about us?

Posted by: Butt boys at January 02, 2026 08:58 AM (2Ez/1)

355 > Posted by: Citizen Cake
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I wonder how property owners who do not reside in NYC and did not "vote for this" feel about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 02, 2026 08:58 AM (NwnyJ)

356 Buffahs. They're all fucking buffahs. Jeez, you peoples...

Posted by: Cicci at January 02, 2026 08:59 AM (Q+gd/)

357 >>>That is definitely unconstitutional.

Certainly, but the Left has never strained at gnats like that. Plus, it'll take a couple of years for the case to wind its way through the courts. Either way, your physical assets are effectively frozen in NYC until you agree to sell for pennies on the dollar to a Somali daycare owner.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 02, 2026 08:59 AM (CwhoI)

358 Also

Sheetz > Buc-Ees > Royal Farms > Caseys > WaWa.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 02, 2026 08:59 AM (f0sNM)

359 >>>A Modest Proposal: Anybody who cuts/pastes an AI output as a comment gets a week in the Barrel.

The act of simply cutting and pasting AI output as a comment is a growing point of discussion and concern across various online platforms, workplaces, and academic settings. The primary issues are a perceived lack of original thought, potential quality degradation, and the bypassing of genuine human interaction or work.

Posted by: one hour sober at January 02, 2026 08:59 AM (Y1sOo)

360
Seeing as how "warmth of the collective" conjures up an image of inked and shrapnel-struck bags of suet with raisins for eyes drumming pathetically in a circle with hordes of AWFLs lost in rapt admiration around it, I'll take a hard pass on that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at January 02, 2026 08:59 AM (xG4kz)

361 CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism
OMG!!! Trump just showed up at Mar-a-Lago to celebrate New Year's, dragging his right leg, and quickly adjusted his walk when he realizes the cameras are on.

What's Trump hiding?

... the video looks to me has what appears to be Trump with a new pair of dress shoes on a slippery floor, then on carpet

Of course, these idiots don't have a pair of dress shoes, so they would have no idea since they only have gronks

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

362 How the hell is price determined?

I actually kinda hope they do it. Go ahead, NY. Finish the job. Convert your subjects to expropriated slaves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 02, 2026 08:51 AM (avHHk)

Is the seller related to someone of influence in city government?

If yes, purchase price is 3-5 times appraised value.
If no, purchase price is 50% of appraised value.

I'm just surprised that they didn't say that you were only permitted to sell to the government.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

363 *Ahem*

Posted by: QuikTrip at January 02, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

364 PROTIP: If you are going to a NYC mayoral block party this year take a sandwich and a favorite beverage...

...oh, and a Foley catheter.

Posted by: muldoon at January 02, 2026 09:01 AM (/iMjX)

365 @CalltoActivism
OMG!!! Trump just showed up at Mar-a-Lago to celebrate New Year's, dragging his right leg, and quickly adjusted his walk when he realizes the cameras are on.

What's Trump hiding?

You covered for Biden for 4 years. He was a vegetable from the beginning.

So, GFY with you're sudden interest in the President's health.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at January 02, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

366 I also can't wait for NY to lose like 4 congressional seats in Congress in 2031, and for the left to crow about how it's actually a show of the rise of the blue states or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 09:01 AM (GBKbO)

367 Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2026 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

Quasi Trump.

Was he hunched over also?

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 02, 2026 09:01 AM (KDPiq)

368 Posted by: one hour sober at January 02, 2026 08:59 AM (Y1sOo)

That needs at least one M dash.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 02, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

369 341 A Modest Proposal: Anybody who cuts/pastes an AI output as a comment gets a week in the Barrel.
____

Enforcing a week in the Barrel for pasted AI comments seems like a highly structured approach to community management. Order over disorder, calm over chaos — bright vs. dim.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2026 09:02 AM (Dv3i1)

370 Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.

... maybe it's because it's not called the Kennedy Center any more

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2026 09:02 AM (RHGPo)

371 If the monarchy is restored in Iran, this lady would be an empress

and the mullahs want to hide this behind a burka

https://tinyurl.com/yu97a7ec

Posted by: Don Black at January 02, 2026 09:02 AM (ZxPkt)

372 Nobodies mentioned brown-nosers yet?
Posted by: Bulg

Brown nosers are like Friendzoned Simps. No matter how hard they try, they ain't taking her to the dance.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 09:02 AM (c115l)

373 Has "f*ck" acquired a new meaning?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 02, 2026 08:49 AM (0sNs1)
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The modern left has sexualized everything. It's weird. As a result, they use sex to frame everything, completely unaware that normal, emotionally stable people do not constantly think about their next opportunity for self-abuse.

This is also why their works of fiction cannot have platonic friendships. If you like someone (of either sex), you must consummate it.

Conversely, there is no trust within them. Everything hinges upon the moment of betrayal. Every word is a lie, because all truths are conditional, and all pledges can be nullified because of "reasons."

One reason I am so optimistic is that forging such a people into a war machine is impossible. They lack even the cohesion and single-minded purpose of a locust swarm.

They are also physical and moral cowards, and as the forces of order re-establish firm control, they will disavow everything because above all else they want to be accepted. They can also be bribed on the cheap (though they won't stay bought - hence enforcement).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 02, 2026 09:02 AM (ZOv7s)

374 The mountains of skulls in that field could be termed a "collective".

Posted by: Pol Pot at January 02, 2026 09:02 AM (oftw2)

375 374 The mountains of skulls in that field could be termed a "collective".

Posted by: Pol Pot at January 02, 2026 09:02 AM (oftw2)

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"We love this guy!"
-The Sorbonne

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 09:03 AM (GBKbO)

376 U.S. District Obama Judge Vince Chhabria’s ruling is a victory for President Donald Trump’s mass-deportation agenda as it allows ICE to use Medicaid data in deportation cases beginning Jan. 6. The agency had been blocked from doing so for months amid a legal challenge from blue states.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2026 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

377 On Dec. 23, 2025, the HHS Office of Inspector General released a nationwide audit estimating that Medicaid made $207.5 million in unallowable capitation payments to managed care organizations on behalf of deceased enrollees in just one year, from July 2021 through June 2022.

Posted by: r hennigantx at January 02, 2026 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

378 A Modest Proposal: Anybody who cuts/pastes an AI output as a comment gets a week in the Barrel.
Posted by: muldoon at January 02, 2026 08:55 AM (/iMjX)

Would it make you feel better if I looked something up, went to the source that the AI used, and provide the answer from there using the exact same wording that the AI used?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

379 Not everything is Star Wars, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM

It should be.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at January 02, 2026 09:04 AM (0sNs1)

380 *Wait'll CABANA hits.*

Music and passion are always in fashion.
Posted by: B. Manilow

*golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2026 09:05 AM (c115l)

381 Good video on political impatience with where we are.

https://tinyurl.com/363vbjcy

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 02, 2026 09:05 AM (WHfpM)

382 The agency had been blocked from doing so for months amid a legal challenge from blue states.
____

You'd almost think the blue states have something to hide.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 02, 2026 09:05 AM (Dv3i1)

383 I think they just opened an exchange in Dallas.

Posted by: Opinion fact at January 02, 2026 08:56 AM (KDPiq)

Lotta financial offices on Y'all Street.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 02, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

384 Question for the horde:

My only sibling is a communist but to be able to continue a relationship, we do not discuss politics. So we discuss household chores, sports, and weather. And even these necessarily must be fairly superficial because political beliefs seep into everything. Over the years, this (to me) has become comical. It seems our discussions are just silly.

Do any of y’all feel this way in similar situations? What do you do?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 02, 2026 09:05 AM (3AwA+)

385 379 Not everything is Star Wars, bruh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 08:50 AM

It should be.

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at January 02, 2026 09:04 AM (0sNs1)

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Alright, non-Union, Spanish equivalent of George Lucas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at January 02, 2026 09:05 AM (GBKbO)

386 Gov. Gavin Newsom has defaulted on California’s $20 billion COVID debt to the federal government — and local businesses will be stuck paying the bill, to the tune of thousands of dollars each year.

While our gallivanting governor has been touring abroad and running ads in Texas and Florida touting the excellence of California, he and his party once again have made life harder for business owners and employees who have to work for a living.

Posted by: SMOD at January 02, 2026 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

387 PROTIP: If you are going to a NYC mayoral block party this year take a sandwich and a favorite beverage...
...oh, and a Foley catheter.

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