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Somali Pirate: Racist Thieves Broke Into Our Very Legitimate Day Care and Stole All the Enrollment and Employee Records That Would Prove This Is a Legitimate Business and Not a Pirate Plundering Operation

Drat -- the racist thieves stole the very documents that would allow the pirates to clear their good piratical names!

Oh, and he slips it in that they tore off checks from the "day care's" checkbook, too. Not the whole checkbook, for some reason, but just certain checks.

So if you find any checks from the company going to pay for obviously-personal luxuries -- well, that must have been the racist thieves.

So convenient of the thieves.

He also -- get this -- claims to be a victim of racism, you Racists.

A Somali-run day care in Minneapolis is claiming somebody broke in and stole "important documents" as the national spotlight shines on the unfolding multibillion-dollar fraud scandal involving Minnesota human services.

Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center, told reporters that a suspect entered through the kitchen at the rear of the facility, damaging a wall and breaking into the building's office, sometime on Tuesday.

He said the alleged prowler stole "important documentation" including children's enrollment information, employee documentation and checkbooks.


racismhasnoplacekaren.jpg


Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center, at a press conference with other individuals, one of whom holds a sign that reads "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare".
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Absolute LOL.

Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

Mohamed blamed last week's viral video by YouTuber Nick Shirley, in which he visited nearly a dozen day care facilities looking for evidence of fraud, for the incident.

"This is devastating news, and we don't know why this is targeting our Somali community as one video made by a specific individual made this all happen," he said, claiming they've received "hateful" and "threatening" messages over the last several days.

"This is frightening and exhausting," he said, calling Shirley's reporting "false."

Nakomis Day Care Center was not one of the facilities featured in Shirley's video, which has been viewed over 110 million times.


At least $1 billion in fraud has been uncovered by authorities in Minneapolis so far, including fraudulent food, housing and child care payments, with warnings from the US Attorney's Office that the true figure could be as high as $9 billion.

Ninety-two people have been arrested in connection with the scheme, 80 of whom are Somali immigrants.

On Tuesday night, the US Department of Health and Human Services announced it was freezing all child care payments to Minnesota -- which totaled $185 million in 2025 alone -- unless proof is provided that the payments are legitimate.


This was widely predicted by people who also don't have access to my time machine:


Tucker Carlson has nothing to say about this -- I guess it's more anti-Muslim "hate" stirred up by the Jews -- but Trump has commented:

somalibreakinstoletheevidence.jpg

The media is investigating.

I mean, they're investigating Nick Shirley and relying on claims by Tim Walz's corrupt government that everything's kosher.

Whoops, shouldn't have said kosher. That will just encourage Tucker Carlson and his Nazi family of scumbags.


Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM




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1 Foist!

Posted by: fd at December 31, 2025 04:12 PM (vFG9F)

2 Somebody broke in and stole all my cocaine!

Posted by: Hunter at December 31, 2025 04:13 PM (vFG9F)

3 I'm very tired and the top headline made me laugh. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:14 PM (Yl2Ob)

4 This is literally the "dog ate my homework" excuse.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (0N4FZ)

5 When I was five, I took a $20 from Mom's purse, walked to the corner and hid it.

Then I turned around and 'found' it. It was mine. Legally mine.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (dtajH)

6 Anybody heard from Jon Thune? Anybody?

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (ehY6c)

7 Why would thieves want records? No poop swastikas?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:15 PM (UgvXX)

8 Now we see if the black card can overcome defrauding the government!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (URXDc)

9 Folks, we've got to pace ourselves. If we go all in on the mockery right away we'll burn out, and then they'll sneak away when we aren't looking.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (Riz8t)

10 LMAO...it keeps getting better. If you are going to defraud the Federal Govt....use checks. They don't keep records of those things.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (dIske)

11 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

Stockholm Syndrome

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (a4flb)

12 I am waiting for a Somalian to claim his Daycare was lost in a tragic boating accident.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (grNgC)

13 Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center, told reporters that a suspect entered through the kitchen at the rear of the facility, damaging a wall and breaking into the building's office, sometime on Tuesday.

"And to make matters even worse, then he left a Cadillac in my driveway!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (guGkK)

14 Drat -- the racist thieves stole the very documents that would allow the pirates to clear their good piratical names!

=======

"Oh, well, I guess all is fine. Go on and continue."

I mean...nah. I suspect the scale within each daycare is massive. Like, they're essentially just homes for the second to fifth wives of individual men, getting paid to take care of their own kids while they say that each has 40 enrollees.

A concentrated investigation of like three at once will show all three unable to fill their rosters ever.

The Somali population in Minnesota and across America is about to decline rapidly.

And suddenly Minnesota Democrats will be all, "Why do you act like I spoke Somali and dressed up in a hijab? I never did that."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

15 Oh and the thieves also stole my kid's homework. Ate it, in fact.

Posted by: Mohammad M. Mohammad at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (qUkBO)

16 4 This is literally the "dog ate my homework" excuse.

Not quite. This is the "the dog broke into my locker, ate my homework, gave a Nazi salute, and then pooped in the cafeteria" excuse.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

17 The only thing missing here is "This is MAGA country!" left spray painted on the wall.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (CNl8/)

18 They're just racists doing the racist jobs the racist FBI guys don't want to do. It's a labor of racist love, really. Racist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (dK+Kv)

19 including children's enrollment information, employee documentation
________
Both of which bring top dollar on the street, right?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (s0JqF)

20 >>Racism Has NO Place in Childcare".


Except, this isn't really "childcare."
That is kind of the point, isn't it?

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (fltLA)

21 Just wait till they start parading the Somali mothers who just happened to put their kids in the daycares in question.

This will get interesting very fast.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (URXDc)

22 Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (CNl8/)

You forget the noose and "I hate Somalis."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:18 PM (Yl2Ob)

23 And as he spirited away the business's entire collection of exonerating records, he was heard to mutter the phrase, "this is MAGA Country!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (guGkK)

24 Racism has no place in looting the taxpayer

Posted by: Halfhand at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (edbiH)

25 Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

Bravo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (Yl2Ob)

26 https://youtu.be/lR-bhPzQYUE

The House GOP just released Jack Smith's deposition. This doesn't look good. A quiet New Year's Eve release means they want to bury it and that means they did no damage to Smith.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (CNl8/)

27 We will not restore the West until EVERY Somalian (and Haitian, ...) self deport out of fear over what they have done to good and decent americans with guns.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (fltLA)

28 And suddenly Minnesota Democrats will be all, "Why do you act like I spoke Somali and dressed up in a hijab? I never did that."

Their lawyer will be Nathan Thurm.
https://youtu.be/Jv2-8BCPMGE

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (Riz8t)

29 The Blew Wall?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (UgvXX)

30 You gotta love the media.

There is no bucket of water they won't carry for the cause.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (URXDc)

31 Someone needs to tell that Somali in the still-frame on that video to tuck in his lip, Forrest Gump-style.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (TDLyG)

32 Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center ...

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If Obama and Spike Lee had a love-child son ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (rEr2I)

33 No, No, NO! You wait until the relevant government body schedules the audit, THEN, the night before the audit, a mysterious fire destroys the records!

Leave NO evidence or possibility of evidence behind. And you can score a nice payment from the insurance company on the way to your next scam, sorry, enterprise.

Trust me, somehow I know, do this twice and the government gives up trying.

Posted by: "Rev" Al Sharpton at December 31, 2025 04:20 PM (/gRa9)

34 Let's face it. Somalis are a disgusting people. Everybody knows it, hell even other Somalis think other Somalis are disgusting people. They bring nothing but hate, violence, crime, incest and low IQs.

The democrat Soros and Obongo people are laughing their asses off having brought these disgusting people here to live. Jokes On America.

Posted by: The Truth at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (R/m4+)

35 This is literally the "dog ate my homework" excuse.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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"I don't recall"

Hillary Clinton, 39 times in Congressional hearing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (XeU6L)

36 The media playing cover is just trying to capture the narrative, but that's not going to affect the investigations already started by the Trump DOJ.

Remember, this whole news cycle started because of a news conference by the MN USA detailing some indictments while saying it was the tip of the iceberg.

Now you have midwit, unimpressive, spineless GOP congressmen in leadership calling for denaturalization.

CBS will convince its loyal viewers, but that's all they'll do. The Trump DOJ, DHS, and ICE will be deeply unconvinced.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

37 23 And as he spirited away the business's entire collection of exonerating records, he was heard to mutter the phrase, "this is MAGA Country!"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:19 PM (guGkK


So it was the same people that bleached Jussie Smollet!!

Ye gads!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (URXDc)

38 Looks guilty to me.

Posted by: Jurors 1 thru 12 at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (UjdFS)

39 Off business hours... Sure.. Because all daycares open at 2pm and close at 10pm right ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM (VE6XX)

40 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.


Repeal the 19th!


With due respects to the 'ettes here and the many smart women in my life. Sadly, they're outnumbered by the brain-dead (men included) and the Republic is in grave danger because of them. The survival of the country is

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (y0ylk)

41 Somali Lightning

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

42


Shiver me Clit-Clippers!



Long Dong Somali . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (x0n13)

43 That little blonde ditz holding the "racism" sign is the poster child for every lefty white churchgoing nut who thru sheer naivety is hell-bent on destroying this nation.

Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (TN0g+)

44 more important than sexual politics.


Sorry, my finger hit the tab and sent before I was done.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (y0ylk)

45 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.


Our only crime was in trying to help disadvantaged Somali children to lear.

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (guGkK)

46 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

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Looks like she's missing some chromosomes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (rEr2I)

47 40 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.



Looks like a hostage video

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (VE6XX)

48 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.

She's been getting that Somali pipe laid to her.

No self-respecting, god-fearing white man would touch her.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (TDLyG)

49 If ever there was an incident where "don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining" applies, this is it.

Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (tfChy)

50 Where all the white women at?!?!!!??

Posted by: Somali Daycare Magnate at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (YrUlT)

51 "Children? Children??!!"

-Witch Hazel

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (DgMqy)

52 Behind blondie is the union muscle.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (ehY6c)

53 It’s 2025 and you have no digital records or only hard copies?

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (tNkpt)

54 Not quite. This is the "the dog broke into my locker, ate my homework, gave a Nazi salute, and then pooped in the cafeteria" excuse.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 31,

"....so we must censor hate speech on internet.."

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (fltLA)

55 Lay off Karen and her wonderful sign. Can't you see how much effort she put into that. I count at least three different colors for emphasis. AND, it's nearly legible. And, look at the effort she is putting into that expression on her face (concern, sadness, righteous indignation). That's not easy.

Of course the dude standing behind her is pissed he had to put off his yoga class to, literally, stand behind her for support.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (dIske)

56 Their lawyer will be Nathan Thurm.

Posted by: Archimedes
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I know that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (XeU6L)

57 Bet there will be copycat burglars all over the country

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (Ia/+0)

58 Does Tim Walz survive this?

Not like it matters though. He's done politically on the national stage and even if he resigns to obscurity, another retard will take his place in the Land of a Billion mosquitoes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (URXDc)

59 How much you want to bet the Democrats are advising them what to do?

Posted by: steevy at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (YwEeS)

60 This, the Somali fraud, is just the low hanging fruit of the entire corruption complex that empowers the Democrat left and likely not just a few in the RINO camp too. By breaking this open we will see where the next level is by who screams the most defending the indefensible.

Posted by: geoffb at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (r//c2)

61 didn't a warehouse containing documents related to the clinton pals the mcdougalls mysteriously burn down at an inopportune moment years ago? funny how that happens

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (CWTWj)

62 Mr. Mohamed looks like he's barely old enough to be out of daycare himself.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (ESVrU)

63 Record keeping must be pure hell for illiterates.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (UgvXX)

64 58 Does Tim Walz survive this?

Not like it matters though. He's done politically on the national stage and even if he resigns to obscurity, another retard will take his place in the Land of a Billion mosquitoes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (URXDc)

======

I heard you just got engaged.

Did you happen to travel to Florida to get engaged?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

65 They also punched a big hole in a wall for no explained reason. Speculation on X is 'that's where they hid the cash and they wanted to get it out of there before the Feds showed up', which is exactly what you'd expect a room temperature IQ scammer to have done.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (wa3mR)

66 He said the alleged prowler stole "important documentation" including children's enrollment information, employee documentation and checkbooks.



Outside of checkbooks this stuff is worthless to thieves and even the checkbooks are only worth anything if the victim doesn't know they've been stolen - breaking into the person's wall kind of gives it away.

Also...who stores enrollment documentation in their wall?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

67 govt money --> nonprofits --> dems

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (CWTWj)

68 Not like it matters though. He's done politically on the national stage and even if he resigns to obscurity, another retard will take his place in the Land of a Billion mosquitoes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (URXDc)
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Ultimately, we'll find out that the mosquitos are the masterminds behind all this fraud. Literal parasites.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (ESVrU)

69 You cannot make this up.

------------

Never underestimate the power of Somali AR (Artificial Retardation) ChatBots.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (rEr2I)

70 This is the "the dog broke into my locker, ate my homework, gave a Nazi salute, and then pooped in the cafeteria"

Yours too?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (Kt19C)

71 This is worse than the dog ate my homework

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (VE6XX)

72 There's one positive about that lying sack of shit is that he isn't wearing a Mariner's hat.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (HTCU3)

73 48 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.

She's been getting that Somali pipe laid to her.

No self-respecting, god-fearing white man would touch her.
Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:23 PM (TDLyG)



Debbie Wasserman Schultz spit-roasted by the Awan wogs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (x0n13)

74 Did you happen to travel to Florida to get engaged?

Wouldn't that be crossing state lines? I remember when liberals said that was the worst crime on the books.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (wa3mR)

75 62 Mr. Mohamed looks like he's barely old enough to be out of daycare himself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (ESVrU)

-----

Internet says he's 20 years old.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (Vh9CX)

76 Lay off Karen and her wonderful sign. Can't you see how much effort she put into that. I count at least three different colors for emphasis. AND, it's nearly legible.

She's like a gifted six year-old. I'm surprised that she hasn't festooned her sign with a bunch of hearts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (guGkK)

77 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.
__________

Bring Back Our Money

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (XvL8K)

78 If ever there was an incident where "don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining" applies, this is it.
Posted by: PabloD
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The whole thing does have an SNL air about it. Too outrageous to believe, and yet...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (XeU6L)

79
So are the Somalis or their enablers going to fill out the missing checks to try and frame local rednecks?

(Whoever heard of a burglar pulling some checks out of a checkbook and leaving it instead of grabbing the whole thing and running?)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (azNOR)

80 53 It’s 2025 and you have no digital records or only hard copies?

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:24 PM (tNkpt)



Retarded negroes.

They think the FBI and DHS won't be able to just contact their bank and find out who they've been writing checks to.

This is the problem with involving 68 IQ fresh off the boat blue-gums and their droopy Bubba lips in your fraud scheme.

Can we not at least fall victim to criminal masterminds instead of mental midgets?

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (TDLyG)

81 I'd really like to see some of these fuckers dragged behind cars and trucks tonight while the public throws rocks and pisses on them.

Let them know it's something of a tradition now.

Happy New Year. Now, hold this rope.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (NwnyJ)

82
Story making me think of this picture:

https://tinyurl.com/5n6k7mz9

Posted by: ... at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (E0p3T)

83 What's there to say other than fuck these people.

Posted by: Eloquence and reason are wasted effort at December 31, 2025 04:27 PM (TbWk/)

84 i hear the secondary market pays good money for documentation stolen from daycare centers.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (CWTWj)

85 I heard you just got engaged.

Did you happen to travel to Florida to get engaged?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

I did.

I did not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (URXDc)

86 Can the feds just take over a state? Declare it non-compos-mentis on a state level, invalidate all it's courts and officials and just take over.

That is the only way anyone will be prosecuted (and even that is a forlorn hope) The bureaucrats will cover for the criminals, the judges will do what they always do, the lawyers will get rich, and the taxpayers will get fucked in the ass.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (fltLA)

87 Actually, to that smarmy white AWFL holding the Racism...sign, Fucking Somali pirates have no place in Childcare!


You fucking C*nt! You need to be denaturalized and deported to Somalia.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (y0ylk)

88 Internet says he's 20 years old.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (Vh9CX)
======

Fall guy.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (rj6Yv)

89 Their lawyer will be Nathan Thurm.

Posted by: Archimedes
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I know that.


Why wouldn't you know that?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (Riz8t)

90 She luvs her some of that SBD.
Skinny Black ____

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (UjdFS)

91 Mali is closer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (UgvXX)

92 85 I did.

I did not.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (URXDc)

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1. Congrats.

2. For a minute there...I thought you were my younger brother. From Alabama...who also got engaged in the last few days.

That would have been crazy. But otherwise, congrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

93 84 i hear the secondary market pays good money for documentation stolen from daycare centers.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (CWTWj)


THat's it.... The Learing center broke in to steal their student roster !

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (VE6XX)

94
That guy looks like a poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Rather appropriate that he's wearing a New Yawk Yankees hat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (y9nCu)

95 Somebody on X made the interesting point that we should be banning immigration from all places, like Somalia, where cousin marriage is the norm, since that is completely incompatible with Western society.

God knows there is enough nepotism in the West, but nevertheless there is an expectation that you will do business with people who you aren't related to, that you will hire people that you aren't related to, and you will generally interact in society mostly with people who you aren't related to.

That is absolutely not the case in a clan-based society - you hire only people that you are related to, you try to do business only with people that you are related to, and you have as little as possible to do with people that you aren't related to.

It's a completely different (and inferior) social construct, but it is fundamentally incompatible with Western culture.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (xTIDn)

96 re 80: this just in, the bank was broken into and all the documentation was stolen, first national back of mogadishu

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (CWTWj)

97 My guess that woman is getting a cut of the fraud

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (Ia/+0)

98 What's there to say other than fuck these people.
Posted by: Eloquence
---------

There is a great deal to be said, and done. We should be in the sticks and stones phase.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (XeU6L)

99 In the Shirley video there is a Karen who shows up to one of the “daycare centers” and starts screaming something like don’t open the door ICE is here. Over and over. It’s like she’s in a trance.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (tNkpt)

100 Blonde woman with the sign could be a hostage. The Mogadishu syndrome is a real thing.

Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (bg3bN)

101 Mid terms are coming up. Massive fraud is being exposed on the Democrats side.

I wonder if the DNC is now scrambling to find money elsewhere now that their money laundering schemes are being exposed?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (UJMvS) at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (UJMvS)

102 Internet says he's 20 years old.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:26 PM (Vh9CX)
======

Fall guy.
-----

You have to have a Fall guy.

Posted by: Chris Carter, NFL Analyst and Moralist at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (TN0g+)

103 Micro Cephallic.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (UgvXX)

104 The (insert group) backlash is horrible!

This is now who we are as Americans!

Conservatives are racist!

Now it's (insert important information) was eaten by the doggo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (URXDc)

105 43 That little blonde ditz holding the "racism" sign is the poster child for every lefty white churchgoing nut who thru sheer naivety is hell-bent on destroying this nation.
Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 04:22 PM (TN0g+)

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10 to 1 she heads up an NGO 'non-profit' that assists our poor immigrints on setting up daycares. All funded by the HHS of course.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (Vh9CX)

106 She luvs her some of that SBD.
Skinny Black ____


Wait, does that mean our own Art Thread perpetrator is actually "Chalky Black D__k"?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (wa3mR)

107 Outside of checkbooks this stuff is worthless to thieves and even the checkbooks ....

Posted by: 18-1 a

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Their play is that MAGA stole the documents to make it hard to defend themselves.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:30 PM (fltLA)

108 >>> 86 Can the feds just take over a state? Declare it non-compos-mentis on a state level, invalidate all it's courts and officials and just take over.

That is the only way anyone will be prosecuted (and even that is a forlorn hope) The bureaucrats will cover for the criminals, the judges will do what they always do, the lawyers will get rich, and the taxpayers will get fucked in the ass.
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (fltLA)

At least a third of our states ought to be dropped back to territory status.

We should nominate Morons as military governors...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (ULPxl)

109 Let's face it. Somalis are a disgusting people. Everybody knows it, hell even other Somalis think other Somalis are disgusting people. They bring nothing but hate, violence, crime, incest and low IQs.

The democrat Soros and Obongo people are laughing their asses off having brought these disgusting people here to live. Jokes On America.

Posted by: The Truth at December 31, 2025 04:21 PM


somali's are a tribal people, you are either in the tribe or you are not in the tribe. If you are not in the tribe whatever they do to you or steal from you is fair game and it is an expected part of their behavior towards outsiders.


They aren't the only people like that, most of Africa and larges parts of Asia are tribal based.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (0N4FZ)

110 17 The only thing missing here is "This is MAGA country!" left spray painted on the wall.
Posted by: Mark1971
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Were subway sandwiches involved? And muscular Nigerian males? They were wearing red hats, right?

Posted by: Jesse Smolett at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (WDjG6)

111 someone wanted to make sure their records of kickback payments to the community disappeared.

Posted by: coba at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (IuIym)

112 Poor kids were just starting to lear, then all hell breaks loose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (guGkK)

113 It's a completely different (and inferior) social construct, but it is fundamentally incompatible with Western culture.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (xTIDn)
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Well ....

Posted by: The Hapsburgs at December 31, 2025 04:31 PM (rj6Yv)

114 That would have been crazy. But otherwise, congrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

That would wild. Two siblings posting on the same site forever and never realizing who the other one was.

Almost a weird book there.

Thanks!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (URXDc)

115 Micro Cephallic.

Soooo....a real d***head?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (Riz8t)

116 If the average IQ of Somalis is 68 , the guy with the Yankees hat is below the line.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (zNwXb)

117 I asked a couple questions of long dong Somali.
He shoved me out the door and I landed in the alley.
Oh baby, yeah
Oh baby
Baby,
Gonna be posting tonight

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (8WtOr)

118 They aren't the only people like that, most of Africa and larges parts of Asia are tribal based.
Posted by: Mister Scott
========
China uses CCP membership as a license to steal and India relies upon ancient caste system that emulate tribalism.

We use political parties, sportsball, and ideology for our tribalism.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (WDjG6)

119 Children Learing Centers are required to have outdoor playgrounds which warehouses don't have.
So Minnesota licensing agencies are in on the con too.

Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (KtOUo)

120 I wonder if the DNC is now scrambling to find money elsewhere now that their money laundering schemes are being exposed?

If Ukraine gets shut down, every liberal party in the West will go bankrupt simultaneously.

Watching the media try and explain that would be amazing.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (wa3mR)

121 This is some funny shit going on.

The MSM is losing credibility by the hour.

And please pray for Nick’s safety. You know he has a target on him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (1wZKM)

122 63 Record keeping must be pure hell for illiterates.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (UgvXX)

++++

LOL. Apparently it is so simple even a Somali can do it. I, on the other hand, feel like an idiot.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (1Y4iD)

123 We need to ban immigration from all non-European countries, and even then only if their European lineage goes back 100 years.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (fltLA)

124 Heard a radio interview yesterday with Nick Shirley, and he says the Criminal MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia Sycophantic Islamunist Whores are doxxing him and members of his family online.

He also said some newspaper in India wrote a story doxxing him and members of his family.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (rEr2I)

125 Racism Has NO Place in Childcare

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What in the hell is that even supposed to mean? This dumb, stupid Karen isn't even making any point relative to this uncovering of mass fraud against the taxpayers of this country. How does phony businesses milking taxpayers for $billions have anything to do with racism? My gawd, what an imbecile.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (qBdHI)

126 And the dude next to her with the AZOV Battalion haircut ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (bg3bN)

127 93 84 i hear the secondary market pays good money for documentation stolen from daycare centers.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (CWTWj)


THat's it.... The Learing center broke in to steal their student roster !
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:29 PM (VE6XX)
______________________________

You can joke about it, but claiming that information was stolen on children attending a daycare is serious business for law enforcement. Especially since only one purpose presents itself if it really happened. They just invited a significant increase of law enforcement resources to the party while trying to end their current exposure. Of course they just staged it and made it up...but I don't think what results will improve their situation.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (dIske)

128 114 That would wild. Two siblings posting on the same site forever and never realizing who the other one was.

Almost a weird book there.

Thanks!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (URXDc)

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We're like 15 years apart. We're not close. I'm not even sure I have his phone number. Well...I do now. I'm in a group text as of a couple of days ago.

But...my mother is the one who introduced me to this site. She doesn't comment, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

129 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

Karen has her biological needs, which her Somali warlords are only too happy to take care of.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (Da7Vv)

130 That is absolutely not the case in a clan-based society - you hire only people that you are related to, you try to do business only with people that you are related to, and you have as little as possible to do with people that you aren't related to.




This is why nothing in 3rd world shitholes ever works. Because the people hired to do build things like roads or electric grids are incompetent cousins of the people in charge.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (tNkpt)

131 A 20 year old manager ? Riiiiight... Patsy

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (VE6XX)

132 120 I wonder if the DNC is now scrambling to find money elsewhere now that their money laundering schemes are being exposed?
==
If Ukraine gets shut down, every liberal party in the West will go bankrupt simultaneously.

Watching the media try and explain that would be amazing.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (wa3mR)

We will defy OrangeManBad by increasing our funding of NGOs to make up the gap!!!

Posted by: EU at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (ULPxl)

133 Nakatomi Day Care!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (pkeXY)

134 The MSM is losing credibility by the hour.


It's not just the MSM.

It's Teh Narrative, period.

The peasants are revolting.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:35 PM (TDLyG)

135 "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare"

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Who bitch dis is???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:35 PM (qtBQt)

136 This is amazingly bold, and actually a hell of a plan. They’re doing “the boat sank with all my guns in it, I’m so devastated “ play right out in front of everyone, with news cameras and everything. They now have the perfect excuse for not having records of anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (m7iZ5)

137 >>> 135 "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare"

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Who bitch dis is???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:35 PM (qtBQt)

A stupid one, who needs to be slapped by a license-bearing 'Ette.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (ULPxl)

138 So only "some" checks were removed not the whole book ? You mean the check for the new BMW ? The thieves must have written that....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (VE6XX)

139 You fucking C*nt! You need to be denaturalized and deported to Somalia.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (y0ylk)



She probably secretly loves the idea of being rogered by these animals until she finds out that even these animals have standards and would probably avoid her like the plague. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (y0ylk)

140 Nakatomi Day Care?

Children guaranteed to have a blast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (3630A)

141 Trump & Co recently released a report on US global strategic priorities:

1. Fortress Americas with a latter-day Monroe Doctrine

2. The Far East. We'll try to get China to play nice, but if not see #1

3. Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them. See #1

4. Africa. Benign neglect. See #1

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (dtajH)

142 Children Learing Centers are required to have outdoor playgrounds which warehouses don't have.
So Minnesota licensing agencies are in on the con too.
Posted by: torabora at December 31, 2025 04:32 PM (KtOUo)
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Of course they are. Does anyone seriously think this "manager" has proper licensing and other necessary documentation to run a daycare center?

The same folks handing out CDLs to illiterate illegals are handing out similar fraudulent credentials to these inbred Somalis for exactly the same reasons.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (ESVrU)

143 The peasants are revolting.
Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:35 PM (TDLyG)

But you I like!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 04:36 PM (m7iZ5)

144
62 Mr. Mohamed looks like he's barely old enough to be out of daycare himself.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 31, 2025 04:25 PM (ESVrU)

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He has an IQ of 95. By local standards, a genius.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (azNOR)

145 Saw Uggo Karen open for Limp Bizkit at Ray James stadium in Denver in '95

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (abIsI)

146 Nasrulah Mohamed, manager of Nakomis Day Care Center, told reporters that a suspect entered through the kitchen at the rear of the facility, damaging a wall and breaking into the building's office, sometime on Tuesday.

How about the video security camera footage that is required by Minnesota law (142B.6 requiring licensed child care centers to install video security cameras, mandates at least 80% coverage at 720p/15fps and retained for a minimum of 28 days?

Did that get looted too?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (a4flb)

147 Did the racist dog eat the paperwork?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (3630A)

148 "He also -- get this -- claims to be a victim of racism, you Racists."

They are BENEFACTORS of racism. The type of racism that is not anti-black, but is pro-black.

It is prejudice in FAVOR of blacks (especially foreign Muslim jihadi blacks).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (vbXSk)

149 Somebody tell the stupid white chick holding her stupid sign that she can take her claim of racism and shove it up her squeak hole. This isn't racism sugartits, this is wide scale fraud and corruption.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (2WIwB)

150 Lost carbons of paper checks?
No problem. Banks just scan them now and you have to go on line to get the images.

WTF, why are all the checks written to "cash"?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 04:38 PM (/lPRQ)

151 If you want to open a whole 'nother can of worms, investigate how many Somali women and girls born in the United States have been subjected to female genital mutilation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 31, 2025 04:38 PM (xTIDn)

152 Usually you have to provide documentation to justify payments being made. The Somalis saying "it was stolen" doesn't halt that requirement"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 04:38 PM (zNwXb)

153 Of course it's not a Somalian daycare.
It has a roof, a real floor (not dirt) and indoor plumbing.

Posted by: wth at December 31, 2025 04:38 PM (UjdFS)

154 Maryland Man is officially a free man. ICE said they will not try to detain him because a judge’s order is in place which specifically bars his detention. So unless the judge revokes the order (about as much of a chance as Tim Walz investigating Somali fraud), he’s a free man.

Incredible.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (tNkpt)

155 86 Can the feds just take over a state? Declare it non-compos-mentis on a state level, invalidate all it's courts and officials and just take over.

That is the only way anyone will be prosecuted (and even that is a forlorn hope) The bureaucrats will cover for the criminals, the judges will do what they always do, the lawyers will get rich, and the taxpayers will get fucked in the ass.
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:28 PM (fltLA)

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A $20,000 annual per person non-citizen resident fee.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (Vh9CX)

156 I can honestly say I never anticipated the Democrats and their third world leeches would turn their looting of the nation into a stand-up comedy routine. But here we are. Next up leftist judges setting them all free.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (HTCU3)

157 One thing's for sure -

Every time a Commie complains about the lack of funding for their pet government project, DJT can come back with "If it weren't for the industrial-grade fraud committed during the Biden Administration ..."

Higher exemption for "taxes on tips"? "If it weren't for the the fraud back in ..."

More money for S.S.? "During the Biden Administration, the fraud ..."

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (rj6Yv)

158 "Somali Pirate: Racist Thieves Broke Into Our Very Legitimate Day Care and Stole All the Enrollment and Employee Records That Would Prove This Is a Legitimate Business and Not a Pirate Plundering Operation"

OH NO!

Posted by: javems at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (rW5qH)

159 I'm not mad at Democrats about this. I expect this from them. Hell, I expect this from the GoPe now. Bunch of feckless corrupt wusses, the lot of them. I mostly raging against the msm. Smug halfwits, who preen like they are high priests of TROOF!! The entire industry needs to be burned down, ashes scattered, ground salted where it once stood. I loath the bastards!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (sAmhv)

160
When I was five, I took a $20 from Mom's purse, walked to the corner and hid it.

Then I turned around and 'found' it. It was mine. Legally mine.
Posted by: Ignoramus


That was a Leave It To Beaver episode.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (pkeXY)

161 When we get to the bottom of this multi-billion dollar theft of taxpayer money over the past several years, I want to see more that just all of these third worlders deported.

I want to see the politicians who coordinated this in return for a cut of the money to get the death penalty.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (0U5gm)

162 She wants to be in on the story, let's make her part of the story. What's her name? I did a first level run at a search but didn't yet get anything.

Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (TN0g+)

163 And the dude next to her with the AZOV Battalion haircut ?
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (bg3bN)


I cannot be the only person sick to death of the modern "I'm going to address the media so here is my backdrop of people whose presence, theoretically, lends credence to whatever bullshit I'm about to spew - some of them may be holding retarded signs" press conference.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (ExV1e)

164 Not the Bee

Maryland Man gies on celebratory soree leaving eight dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (3630A)

165 "Lost carbons of paper checks?"

So, FI's scan all the checks and their check processors have digital copies of the images.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (DgMqy)

166 If it's true then yeah baby, i'm gonna cut my dick off and give you a million dollars.

If i win, you have to play an adult game with me.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 04:40 PM (EyfuW)

167 I did not eat those cookies. Somebody broke in and stole them.

- Skinny with crumbs on face

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (/lPRQ)

168 By the shores of Gitche Gumee,
By the shining Big-Seawater
Stood the wigwam of Nokomis
Daughter of the moon Nokomis.

__________________________

I remembered Nokomis. Now you have to remember it too?

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (dIske)

169 Mohamed blamed last week's viral video by YouTuber Nick Shirley, in which he visited nearly a dozen day care facilities looking for evidence of fraud, for the incident.

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Dear leftists,

They are not lying to me, they are lying to you. They know I, and my fellow conservatives will never believe this utter horseshit of a story... but you and your cult will dig in and defend them... cuz you are really stupid and deserve to be cuckholded by your government

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (qtBQt)

170 at twitchy: "Manager Nasrulah Mohamed reported that the suspect stole important employee and client documents"

just one suspect? and: "The Minneapolis Police have confirmed that *nothing* was stolen."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (CWTWj)

171 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

Tens of thousands of interchangable uggo Karens voting is why MN is what it is.

Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (nhCoE)

172 The fox says that the hen house is 'clean as a whistle'. His words; 'clean as a whistle'.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM (jc0TO)

173 A 20 year old manager ? Riiiiight... Patsy
Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:34 PM (VE6XX)


That is not true at all. Erika Kirk was running an orphanage when she was in her 20's

Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 04:42 PM (rbvCR)

174 I am going to dip out. This crap has me feeling typey-deletey.

Happy New Year, horde.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 31, 2025 04:42 PM (dK+Kv)

175 Dear leftists,

They are not lying to me, they are lying to you. They know I, and my fellow conservatives will never believe this utter horseshit of a story... but you and your cult will dig in and defend them... cuz you are really stupid and deserve to be cuckholded by your government
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:41 PM


Poetry.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:42 PM (jc0TO)

176 Someone should tell her it's harder to read her sign with the multi-colored printing. (At least it is for me)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (pkeXY)

177 They stole all the children, too! Where are they?!

Posted by: "For Kids Who Don't Read Good" at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (WTWWW)

178 A Somali-run day care in Minneapolis is claiming somebody broke in and stole "important documents"
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And that video of him fscking underage goats?

Someone hacked his Facebook page.

Posted by: buddhaha at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (M5t5H)

179 That was a Leave It To Beaver episode.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 04:39 PM (pkeXY)
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I bet it was Eddie Haskell's idea.

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

180 I’ve done a thorough investigation and have found no evidence of any organized crime in the state of New Jersey.

The case is now closed.

Posted by: Tony Soprano at December 31, 2025 04:43 PM (tNkpt)

181 2 p.m. to 10 p.m.

Samir's Swingshiftgarten

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 31, 2025 04:44 PM (NYInA)

182 136 This is amazingly bold, and actually a hell of a plan. They’re doing “the boat sank with all my guns in it, I’m so devastated “ play right out in front of everyone, with news cameras and everything. They now have the perfect excuse for not having records of anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Doesn't work. Checks are all imaged along with bank statements easily available.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:44 PM (WDjG6)

183 She probably secretly loves the idea of being rogered...

There are any number of photos of pro-migrant demonstrations with women holding signs specifically stating that they're down for a little of the old in-out with anyone who just entered the country with no known means of support. Because that's what empowered wimmins do, apparently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:44 PM (ExV1e)

184 I have a many decades hippie friend who has become a complete toady for The Man since her husband died.

It'd unnerving how quickly she went from Fight the Power to defending the power.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:44 PM (jc0TO)

185 "Are you committing fraud?"

"No."

"I believe you!"

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Now wipe the cum off of your chin

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:45 PM (qtBQt)

186 He's too stupid to even lie well.. The Karen looks like that because even she's embarrassed...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:45 PM (VE6XX)

187 Look at that uggo Karen holding her Racists Repent! sign.

That's the face you make when you find out you're going to jail. Or you tried to eat some of that fine Somali cuisine.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 31, 2025 04:45 PM (MZ+PY)

188 Europe. Has lost its way. If they don't find their way back, it's on them.

You know what might help them find their way back? US out of NATO. And, if that fails, at least the US is out of NATO.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:45 PM (ExV1e)

189 This is literally the "dog ate my homework" excuse.
Posted by: Mister Scott


Dogs are haram. It was the goat.

The sexy, sexy goat.

Posted by: N. Mohamed at December 31, 2025 04:46 PM (nhCoE)

190 omebody tell the stupid white chick holding her stupid sign that she can take her claim of racism and shove it up her squeak hole.

She's there in the hopes of someone, anyone shoving something up her squeak hole.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 31, 2025 04:46 PM (P9pDS)

191 By Grabthars Hammer I will avenge thee.

Just needed to work that in. Feel better now. More effective than GOPe.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:47 PM (ehY6c)

192 The R Kelly Learing Center?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 31, 2025 04:47 PM (3630A)

193 We need to ban immigration from all non-European countries, and even then only if their European lineage goes back 100 years.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (fltLA)

I find that acceptable.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 04:48 PM (snZF9)

194 I wonder if the DNC is now scrambling to find money elsewhere now that their money laundering schemes are being exposed?

While a portion of the laundered money goes to corrupting elections, much of it underwrites the maintenance of condos, private jets, chauffeured limos, yachts and other amenities enjoyed by "Citizens of The World". Staff, fuel, maintenance and booze costs money.

There is a reason why prime real-estate in the major cities doesn't seem to be effected by the anti-wealth policies. The elites have demanding tastes and exposing the fraud hurts them.

Expect the Empire to Strike Back as their luxuries and entitlements are jeopardized.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:48 PM (a4flb)

195 How about the video security camera footage that is required by Minnesota law (142B.6 requiring licensed child care centers to install video security cameras, mandates at least 80% coverage at 720p/15fps and retained for a minimum of 28 days?

Did that get looted too?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:37 PM (a4flb)


Sadly, the system had been maintained by the same firm responsible for NY jails in the vicinity of the Epstein cell so they were all non-functional... at least for the duration of the break-in. -- Somali Security Systems, Ltd.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:48 PM (ExV1e)

196 from google: Eight members of a Maryland family were found dead in a house Monday when police went to check on the father, who had failed to show up for work

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM (CWTWj)

197 CNN opens the segment by introducing Nick Shirley as someone who has posted anti-muslim and anti-immigrant content in the past and calls him a MAGA influencer. They also imply that Nick Shirley falsified his claims by going to the daycares during off-business hours.

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He went there after Christmas break started. School is closed and parents still have to work. This is the busiest time of the year for legit day-cares.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM (qtBQt)

198 Rotherham 2.0 (3.0?): Complain about the muzzies? YoUr'E a RaCiSt!!!

Posted by: There's No "I" in F at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM (qUkBO)

199 Cops:"Let's see the deposit receipts and records."

"uh.."

Cops:"From your bank."

"uh .."

Cops: "You don't have a bank account?"

"They stole our bank account!"

Posted by: mrp at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (rj6Yv)

200 ===

I bet it was Eddie Haskell's idea.
Posted by: mrp

+++

Had a boss that I called Eddie Haskell.

At any given time he was actively sabotaging a project (usually the high dollar one) and then throwing that project manager under the bus. Eddie is now gone. So is virtually everyone else except the office admin lady and myself. I am gone in another month or two.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (/lPRQ)

201 from google: Eight members of a Maryland family were found dead in a house Monday when police went to check on the father, who had failed to show up for work
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM


Sounds personal.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (jc0TO)

202 201 from google: Eight members of a Maryland family were found dead in a house Monday when police went to check on the father, who had failed to show up for work
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM

Sounds personal.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (jc0TO)


Or a gas leak

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:50 PM (VE6XX)

203 This is amazingly bold, and actually a hell of a plan.

They will need this footage when they do the insurance claim scam next.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (a4flb)

204 Did the thieves steal the children too???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (qtBQt)

205 from google: Eight members of a Maryland family were found dead in a house Monday when police went to check on the father, who had failed to show up for work

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:49 PM (CWTWj)

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Another sympathetic "Maryland man," father, and victim of white supremacy?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (rEr2I)

206 Doesn't work. Checks are all imaged along with bank statements easily available.
Posted by: whig

But it tells investigators exactly which check numbers to look for.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (/lPRQ)

207 "This is devastating news, and we don't know why this is targeting our Somali community as one video made by a specific individual made this all happen," [Mohamed] said

Devastating is right! What are the odds of all those reams of certified proof just vanishing? The timing is simply awful. Better make sure all the children haven't been kidnapped, too.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (gLikB)

208 This is amazingly bold, and actually a hell of a plan.

They will need this footage when they do the insurance claim scam next.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM


He didn't mention that the thieves made off with his life savings in gold bullion.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 31, 2025 04:52 PM (jc0TO)

209 Given that the democrats rely on criminal mohammedans for their funding and power just like labour in the UK, I wonder how many rape gangs are operating in the US with the connivance of democrat politicians?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 04:52 PM (0U5gm)

210 @195 I think that was ten years ago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 04:52 PM (zNwXb)

211 That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.

*******************

Simps and soys and all the gay boys is what creates so many of these karens to begin with

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Patiently Awaiting My Pre-Ordered AI Powered Fembot at December 31, 2025 04:53 PM (REq0p)

212 Did the thieves steal the children too???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:51 PM (qtBQt)

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Likely put an underground railroad to traffic them to The Swamp as pedo playthings.

/mostly joking, but would anybody be surprised?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (rEr2I)

213 Given that the democrats rely on criminal mohammedans for their funding and power just like labour in the UK, I wonder how many rape gangs are operating in the US with the connivance of democrat politicians?

Comet Pizza is a global franchiser.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (a4flb)

214 And really, how fucking inbred am I?

Look at my fucking face.

My lips are twice as far from my nose as they are from the end of my chin. That's backwards from you people with 46 chromosomes.

And my nose looks like it was modeled on a 4000-year-old Egyptian mummy. I literally breathe sideways.

And I still stole millions from you. Chumps.

Posted by: N. Mohamed at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (nhCoE)

215 Just know that the IRS will crawl up your butt if you don’t report any miscellanies income over $600. If you are a legal citizen. Criminal illegal invaders steal millions and nothing will be done.

Time to play cowboys and Somalis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (7sRdt)

216 Are child daycare centers even a thing in fucking Somalia? Did these fucks ever even imagine such a thing exists? Does a single child daycare exist in Somalia? But now these assholes are the most proficient providers of child daycare services that ever existed. Sure, Jan. I'd really like to see some heads on spikes...Vlad the Impaler knew how to deal with Mohammedan interlopers.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (XMwZJ)

217 I noticed that Harmeet Dhillon gave a little wave to Washington's AG. I like Harmeet.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 31, 2025 04:54 PM (pF9JQ)

218 re 205: no, sounds tragic: "A divorced kitchen worker and his seven children were accidentally poisoned by carbon monoxide from the gas-powered generator they were using to keep warm after their electricity was cut off, Princess Anne police chief Scott Keller said on Tuesday."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (CWTWj)

219 Money laundering for terrorism is what Minnesota is up to. This is the summary.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (pDt9x)

220 As independent journalists continue digging into alleged fraud inside Washington’s daycare subsidy system, Democratic State Senator Lisa Wellman has pre-filed legislation that critics say could make it significantly harder for the public to verify whether taxpayer-funded childcare operations even exist.

The proposal, Senate Bill 5926, was pre-filed on December 22 and expands public records exemptions for childcare providers, shielding a broad range of identifying information from disclosure. Supporters frame the measure as a safety tool designed to protect providers from harassment or threats. Opponents argue it is arriving just as journalists are using public data to uncover suspicious daycare listings tied to large sums of taxpayer funding.

Posted by: Citizen Journalist at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (TDLyG)

221 At any given time he was actively sabotaging a project (usually the high dollar one) and then throwing that project manager under the bus.

You worked there too?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (Kt19C)

222 "Are you committing fraud?"

"No"

"Know anyone who could vouch for you?"

"Yeah...my wife...Morgan Fairchild..."

Posted by: Somali Jon Lovitz at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (nbLIj)

223
I can't stop laughing about the hole in the wall. WTH

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (3ek7K)

224 We need to ban immigration from all non-European countries, and even then only if their European lineage goes back 100 years.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM (fltLA)

I find that acceptable.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 04:48 PM (snZF9)


No. If they're real Europeans then they need to fix the mess that they've allowed to happen to their countries. Even the "ultra - super - extreme - far - right" Europeans appear to be, at best, center left with a bit of Jew hate thrown in for fun.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

225 So the left's defense appears to be "Smear Nick Shirley" because all the leftists commenting at my local newspaper -- every single one -- has now come out with "how can you believe anything Nick Shirley says!" and denying that any fraud is actually occuring.

It's really brazen. The same thing they do whenever a leftist gets caught by that undercover guy. If we attack the messenger, then we never did anything wrong!

Posted by: SimoHayha at December 31, 2025 04:56 PM (/ZkOF)

226 Well the African number system is 1, 2, many so don’t disrespect their culture.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 31, 2025 04:56 PM (7sRdt)

227 67 is the number to remember.

Posted by: tubal at December 31, 2025 04:56 PM (pDt9x)

228 Thieves took his Lamborghini for a getaway car

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 04:56 PM (Ia/+0)

229 Base two?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (UgvXX)

230 Suspect the daycare centers in Somaliland are restaurants, protein is protein.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (ehY6c)

231 "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare"

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Is her argument that the "daycare" owner is racist? Cuz Nick Shirley isn't IN daycare.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (qtBQt)

232 218 re 205: no, sounds tragic: "A divorced kitchen worker and his seven children were accidentally poisoned by carbon monoxide from the gas-powered generator they were using to keep warm after their electricity was cut off, Princess Anne police chief Scott Keller said on Tuesday."
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 31, 2025 04:55 PM (CWTWj)


That was my guess...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (VE6XX)

233 They didn't come here to be friends. Or lay about. They came to kill us. Their marxists gods on tv and the classrooms told them so.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (EyfuW)

234 To be fair the guy is funnier than Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 31, 2025 04:57 PM (8CIFn)

235 I heard that Simps and Soys and All The Gay Boys opened for The San Fransicko Gay Pedo Men's Choir at Satan's Hollow in 2015.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 31, 2025 04:58 PM (rEr2I)

236 @218 the eight dead in Maryland occurred in 2015

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 04:59 PM (zNwXb)

237 Expect the Empire to Strike Back as their luxuries and entitlements are jeopardized.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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And that is eventually what happened with King Charles I and Parliament. Parliament got tired of paying the tab for Charles and his rotten Duke of Buckingham PM. So Charles tried to strike first by arresting Parliament. Failed. Parliament then decided to raise an army while Charles relied on his fat cat aristos to support his sorry ass. End of it, he lost, many castles got blown up real good, many nobles lost their fortunes, and Charles lost his head.

Cromwells don't come out of the woodwork for no reason. And the appetites of one measly king and court are far easier to satisfy than the multitude of fake royalty that we have.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 04:59 PM (WDjG6)

238 https://is.gd/R4zh4i

ThatOneGuy55
@Tesla7771
The Quality Learing center playset
[video]


==
from Instapundit

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 04:59 PM (ULPxl)

239 One would think that a non-corrupt employee of any state's human services organization would notice that a large number of third world people were setting up child care, transportation, and elder care facilities, given that none of these things exist in the third world.

Also, that the number of purported clients exceeds the actual population of children and seniors.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (0U5gm)

240 Miss Karen McAWFL is actually a state fraud investigator of the Keystone Cop variety.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (Da7Vv)

241 >>They also imply that Nick Shirley falsified his claims by going to the daycares during off-business hours


Tell me they didn't watch the video without saying they didn't watch the video. They noted the listed business hours at each one they visited, such as "7:00am to 6:00pm" - while they visited during these hours.
Empty parking lots, locked doors, blacked out windows, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (NuV6c)

242 ...after their electricity was cut off...

Sounds like suicide by stupid.

Happens more often than people know.
Usually mislabeled as an "accident".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 05:01 PM (/lPRQ)

243 One would think that a non-corrupt employee of any state's human services organization would notice that a large number of third world people were setting up child care, transportation, and elder care facilities, given that none of these things exist in the third world.

Also, that the number of purported clients exceeds the actual population of children and seniors.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (0U5gm)


One would think.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:01 PM (ExV1e)

244 They also imply that Nick Shirley falsified his claims by going to the daycares during off-business hours


Tell me they didn't watch the video without saying they didn't watch the video. They noted the listed business hours at each one they visited, such as "7:00am to 6:00pm" - while they visited during these hours.


So not only did Nick Shirley use an iPhone, he also brought his own sun to make everything look like it was in daylight.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:02 PM (a4flb)

245 225 So the left's defense appears to be "Smear Nick Shirley" because all the leftists commenting at my local newspaper -- every single one -- has now come out with "how can you believe anything Nick Shirley says!" and denying that any fraud is actually occuring.

It's really brazen. The same thing they do whenever a leftist gets caught by that undercover guy. If we attack the messenger, then we never did anything wrong!
Posted by: SimoHayha

Disqualify!!! is a time worn leftist tactic where because the source is allegedly a bad person therefore his research must be bad.

Another is Squirrel!!! by claiming racism as a justification for the public noticing crime among the POCs although that is about played out.

The last play will be loyalty, at least us Democrats have to stick together against the Evil Orange Man Bad even if our coalition is a bunch of thieves including high places. Theft of government money and crime is just the dues we have to pay for wonderful Die-versity.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:02 PM (WDjG6)

246 Hey Ace, Madison Cornbread is back in the news thanks to good ol' Jack Smith via faux news:

"Jack Smith says key Jan 6 witness relied on hearsay, lacked firsthand evidence
Former special counsel tells Congress the Jan. 6 Committee star witness offered largely secondhand hearsay"

durrr

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 05:02 PM (3uBP9)

247 You worked there too?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

Last one standing.
Sr managenent finally figured it and helicoptered Eddie out of there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 05:03 PM (/lPRQ)

248 The Christmas break thing the left is pushing is really dumb. Daycare is open pretty much every day of the year. Sometimes even holidays since parents with full time jobs - get this - don’t have 2 week winter breaks or spring break or an entire summer off.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 05:03 PM (tNkpt)

249 243 One would think that a non-corrupt employee of any state's human services organization would notice that a large number of third world people were setting up child care, transportation, and elder care facilities, given that none of these things exist in the third world.

Also, that the number of purported clients exceeds the actual population of children and seniors.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:00 PM (0U5gm)

One would think.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Those regulators either go along with it for job retention and/or got paid to keep their mouth shut.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:03 PM (WDjG6)

250 Miss Karen McAWFL is actually a state fraud investigator of the Keystone Cop variety.
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Interesting--do we have a source for that information?

Posted by: Crusader at December 31, 2025 05:04 PM (TN0g+)

251 I wonder if cornbread was being buttered up by Pelosi or getting sliced.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 05:04 PM (3uBP9)

252 I would like to point out that all this Somali daycare stuff is designed to draw attention away from the fact that the Dow has utterly collapsed. It's down almost 700 points since it's recent high. All of society is in peril.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:04 PM (ExV1e)

253 >>That fucking AWFL holding the sign in the first picture is the epitome of what is fucking wrong with this country.


Did you see the part of Nick's video where some passerby AWFL starts screaming "ICE IS HERE!" and repeatedly tells them to leave? Nick keeps talking to her, explaining that the many children are missing and he wants to find them and she eventually is dumbfounded, with this idiot scowl on her face.

Total NPC moment -- you can see her software's crashed and she has no response. Amazing visual.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:04 PM (NuV6c)

254 ell me they didn't watch the video without saying they didn't watch the video. They noted the listed business hours at each one they visited, such as "7:00am to 6:00pm" - while they visited during these hours.



All the footage is during daylight. In December daylight in MN is about 8am to 4pm.

Posted by: Really? at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (tNkpt)

255 The madisoncornbread news isn't really news. Just regurgitation of obvious stuff. I guess fox needed something.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (3uBP9)

256 So nice of him to take time out from studying neuroscience to manage a day care facility. Truly a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (mlg/3)

257 Interesting - In Minnesota, most daycare workers are private employees (working for centers, homes, etc.), but a specific group of in-home, license-exempt family child care providers are legally treated as public/state employees for collective bargaining purposes only, allowing them to unionize under PELRA (Minnesota Public Employee Labor Relations Act). So, it depends on the type of care: most aren't public, but those who qualify under a specific state law are designated as such for union rights.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (NFX2v)

258 1 or 2 percent.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (UgvXX)

259 >>> 256 So nice of him to take time out from studying neuroscience to manage a day care facility. Truly a gentleman and a scholar.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:05 PM (mlg/3)

Aspiring rapper, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 31, 2025 05:06 PM (ULPxl)

260 The next shoe to drop is where did all the money go? Billions are missing and all that money didn't go into houses and cars.

It's already known some of the money went to al Shabaab, basically al Qaeda in Somalia. And nobody did anything to stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 05:06 PM (viF8m)

261 >>Also, that the number of purported clients exceeds the actual population of children and seniors.


And they're all on welfare -- unemployed -- so why do they need offsite care?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:06 PM (NuV6c)

262 Did you see the part of Nick's video where some passerby AWFL starts screaming "ICE IS HERE!" and repeatedly tells them to leave? Nick keeps talking to her, explaining that the many children are missing and he wants to find them and she eventually is dumbfounded, with this idiot scowl on her face.

Total NPC moment -- you can see her software's crashed and she has no response. Amazing visual.
Posted by: Lizzy
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People like that should be drafted to be social workers for a stint to really see how the other half lives.

There is a reason for high turnover in social work.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:07 PM (WDjG6)

263 1) Have they reported these "hateful" and "threatening" messages to the FBI? Do they have any substantiating documentation for them?

2) Does their bank have copies of all those stolen checks? Banks have them for everyone else, so they should have them here, too - right?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 31, 2025 05:07 PM (eKNpP)

264 And they're all on welfare -- unemployed -- so why do they need offsite care?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:06 PM (NuV6c)


Sometimes daddy wants to get jiggy with one of the mommies so they ship the kiddies to one of the other mommy's daycare.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:08 PM (ExV1e)

265 The next shoe to drop is where did all the money go? Billions are missing and all that money didn't go into houses and cars.

It's already known some of the money went to al Shabaab, basically al Qaeda in Somalia. And nobody did anything to stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw


A lot of it was sent to democrat campaigns and get out the vote efforts, but always interstate, to try and hide it better.

It looks like almost the entire democrat fundraising system is based on using stolen taxpayer money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:09 PM (0U5gm)

266 Habib: The Dog ate our homework, I mean records...

Investigator: Where's the Dog...

Habib: Oh.... we ate him...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:09 PM (mP0Kj)

267 Visit the MN DHS licensing page for provider information and licensing details.
Contact the DHS directly if you have concerns about a specific daycare's health, safety, or well-being.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (NFX2v)

268 252 I would like to point out that all this Somali daycare stuff is designed to draw attention away from the fact that the Dow has utterly collapsed. It's down almost 700 points since it's recent high. All of society is in peril.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Why that is almost 1.6 percent. Turn the machines back on!!!!

Posted by: The Duke Brothers at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (WDjG6)

269 266 Habib: The Dog ate our homework, I mean records...

Investigator: Where's the Dog...

Habib: Oh.... we ate him...
Posted by: Romeo13
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Cycle of life.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (WDjG6)

270 It's down almost 700 points since it's recent high. All of society is in peril.

So its down about 1%.

Time to build an ark and start loading up the animals.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (a4flb)

271 You can joke about it, but claiming that information was stolen on children attending a daycare is serious business for law enforcement. Especially since only one purpose presents itself if it really happened. They just invited a significant increase of law enforcement resources to the party while trying to end their current exposure. Of course they just staged it and made it up...but I don't think what results will improve their situation.

Posted by: Orson at December 31, 2025 04:33 PM


Yep and the feds are involved now, they can't keep this local from this point. A theft of kids records means everything from names to DOB's and SSN's. That's federal territory there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (0N4FZ)

272 Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:09 PM (0U5gm)

Thing is, that if even one dollar of this conspiracy, went to support Somali terrorists, then that open up the Laws about supporting International Terrorism...

Which open a whole new set of investigative tools to become available.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (mP0Kj)

273 I'm glad the somalin guy mention racism. Beat that dead horse. Beat the horse will become a dance craze.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (EyfuW)

274 Cats sleeping with dogs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (UgvXX)

275 >>It looks like almost the entire democrat fundraising system is based on using stolen taxpayer money.

Probably why they fought so hard against Musk and DOGE over USAID.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2025 05:12 PM (viF8m)

276 Auslander Raus.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:12 PM (UgvXX)

277 Love the pic of the AWFL holding the sign—looks like a proof of life pic in a kidnapping. And just like that…a meme is born!

Posted by: Another AWFL got Patty Hearsted at December 31, 2025 05:12 PM (fKeBm)

278 Polls don't matter

Well betting odds also show that the Dems will take the House in 2026.

The odds are 3 to 1 and still trending UP.
Is anyone here brushing their money ? I am .

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 31, 2025 05:12 PM (C4wQ6)

279 Yep and the feds are involved now, they can't keep this local from this point. A theft of kids records means everything from names to DOB's and SSN's. That's federal territory there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 31, 2025 05:11 PM (0N4FZ)

Most folks think that Lying to the FBI is against the law... what they don't realize is the way the law is worded, it is lying to any Federal Agent.

So even lying to ICE? Yeah, can be prosecuted under that law... and should be.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 31, 2025 05:13 PM (mP0Kj)

280 273 I'm glad the somalin guy mention racism. Beat that dead horse. Beat the horse will become a dance craze.
Posted by: thug dolphin
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They haven't realized yet that the race card is overdrawn and thus suspended at the bank.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:13 PM (WDjG6)

281 The Dow is up about 5000 since Trump's inauguration. It was 43400+ on 1/17

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 31, 2025 05:13 PM (zNwXb)

282 So exactly what do the media companies get out of this in protecting the fraudsters? I know they hate America and all, but I really don't get this one.

Also "Racism, what crime can't it cover up?!" It's like magic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 05:13 PM (n5tGW)

283 May it please the Court, let it be entered into the record which Major League Baseball Team Mr. Nasrulah Mohamed supports, the New York Yankees.

Posted by: Red Sox Fan Nation at December 31, 2025 05:14 PM (0sNs1)

284 Someone smell a person here that shit their pants, usual suspect.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:14 PM (WDjG6)

285 It's already known some of the money went to al Shabaab, basically al Qaeda in Somalia. And nobody did anything to stop it.
Posted by: JackStraw


That the Bush admin didn't shutdown the hawalas and instead passed the PaTrIoT AcT is unconscionable.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:14 PM (mlg/3)

286 > >It looks like almost the entire democrat fundraising system is based on using stolen taxpayer money.
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GOP too. To what degree? Probably close to taking half. Time to go down their rabbit hole too.

This has been generational wealth theft. By the government.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (NwnyJ)

287 Time to build an ark and start loading up the animals.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:10 PM (a4flb)


It's too late for that. Find some big-boobed chick on a door and take it from her. Grab the ring, though, you can sell that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (ExV1e)

288 I spent all my money on shitpebbles for the homeless.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (UgvXX)

289 Interesting--do we have a source for that information?

Sorry, just a joke.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (Da7Vv)

290
I have no doubt that Republicans are in on this shit.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM (3ek7K)

291 NPR, What to know about Nick Shirley, the YouTuber alleging day care fraud in Minnesota
December 31, 2025

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

292
Time to play cowboys and Somalis.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

Unless the DOJ gets off its collective ass quickly, ^^^this^^^ is going to be the result across very wide swathes of the former USA.

See also corrupt judges, and prosecutors. We probably are not voting our way out of this, and our elite betters have made the choice for what happens when it finally goes kinetic in their faces.

Bug out plan. Practice it. Survive the 1st 24 hours. Then survive the next two weeks.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 31, 2025 05:16 PM (QVmho)

293 The next shoe to drop is where did all the money go? Billions are missing and all that money didn't go into houses and cars.

Across all of the fraud? You name it. GOTV, foreign terrorism, sinecures, stocks and bonds, real-estate and a lot splashed around for lifestyle of Party Members.

A shell company buys a penthouse condo and makes it available to party members. Another for private jets, the hangars, maintenance, fuel and staff. Another for yachts. Another for underwriting Michelin rated restaurant tabs, another for procuring underage sex toys, drugs and other grey market luxuries.

That way no one is on any records for receiving goods and services. No one is held responsible. Financial trails lead to shell companies, LLCs and trusts that own and maintain assets.

You know why no one at the top is ever indicted? Because They Own Nothing And Like It.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:16 PM (a4flb)

294 This has been generational wealth theft. By the government.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Always the last place anyone looks.

Posted by: whig at December 31, 2025 05:17 PM (WDjG6)

295 one of whom holds a sign that reads "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare".

The usual potato-faced AWFL

Posted by: Delurker at December 31, 2025 05:17 PM (xNHSX)

296 It is clear to me that I am wired different than the people in the photo.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 31, 2025 05:18 PM (cS1cw)

297 Most folks think that Lying to the FBI is against the law... what they don't realize is the way the law is worded, it is lying to any Federal Agent.

So even lying to ICE? Yeah, can be prosecuted under that law... and should be.
Posted by: Romeo13

"False or misleading statement"

Brought that up during the first Trump Admin.
Surely Comey etal lied to El Presidente.

He could have had the whole cabal arrested.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 05:18 PM (/lPRQ)

298 I have no doubt that Republicans are in on this shit.


How do you think their junkets and fact finding missions to Tahiti are underwritten?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 31, 2025 05:18 PM (a4flb)

299 291 NPR, What to know about Nick Shirley, the YouTuber alleging day care fraud in Minnesota
December 31, 2025
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:16 PM (NFX2v)

Of course

Posted by: It's me donna at December 31, 2025 05:18 PM (VE6XX)

300 Ya know who usually has a shit ton of cameras to protect themselves and children - yep, day care facilities.

Natch no cameras on the ghost perps.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2025 05:19 PM (n5tGW)

301 Nick Shirley is already getting death threats. They also gave a date of April 26.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:19 PM (0U5gm)

302 Connect-the-dots:

@nickshirleyy
🚨 PLEASE WATCH
The “manager” for Quality LEARING Center is dancing with the mayor of Minneapolis…

Are you still wondering why they give MILLIONS of dollars to daycares with no windows, blacked out doors, and phone numbers that lead to nowhere?

How dumb do you think we are?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2025 05:19 PM (NuV6c)

303 I have no doubt that Republicans are in on this shit.
Posted by: fourseasons at December 31, 2025 05:15 PM


As some mid-Tier Commenter here says, you are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: GOPe at December 31, 2025 05:20 PM (BuMkE)

304 Minnesota is the last brick in Trump's Red Wall.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:20 PM (UgvXX)

305 So whose bright idea was it to ever bring Somalians to the USA? I expect it was the usual suspects: Clinton and Obama, and perhaps Bush II. How stupid to you have to be to allow that? This is a country whose population has an average IQ of 69, who produce nothing but pirates, warlords, and sundry criminals. It is a virtual certainty that the vast majority of them would wind up on welfare, committing crime at unprecedented levels, and being a giant sucking drain on the commonweal.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 31, 2025 05:21 PM (XMwZJ)

306 So exactly what do the media companies get out of this in protecting the fraudsters? I know they hate America and all, but I really don't get this one.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk


The left is comprised of quasi-religious levels of devotees. 1st part is Initiates who ingest and recite whatever propaganda is served. 2nd is the Acolytes, the true believers, who think they are serving a greater cause for some uncertain reward that involves punishing opponents and will receive aristocratic status. 3rd is the programmers who know all roads must lead to the destruction of the Republic and don't care if it requires ruination because they believe they are protected somehow.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 31, 2025 05:21 PM (mlg/3)

307 The daycare dude wearing a Yankees hat is the icing on the cake 😂.

Posted by: bluebell at December 31, 2025 05:22 PM (79pEw)

308 Fox 9 (MN) Facebook

3 related posts in the last hour.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 31, 2025 05:22 PM (NFX2v)

309 Why not Minnesota Twins?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (UgvXX)

310 Nood

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (h7ZuX)

311 There is a new thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 31, 2025 05:23 PM (ExV1e)

312 “Bug out plan. Practice it.”

What if you’ve already bugged out? Do I need a bug out plan to bug out from the bug out ?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 31, 2025 05:24 PM (zqeQL)

313 Racist, Nazi, bigoted thieves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (hVbrz)

314 Then why are we here?

Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (Ia/+0)

315 So whose bright idea was it to ever bring Somalians to the USA? I expect it was the usual suspects: Clinton and Obama, and perhaps Bush II. How stupid to you have to be to allow that?


It isn't just somalis. Also Afghans, Syrians, and plenty of others. It is happening in every western country. They are all trying to emasculate western men at the same time as importing as many military age men from the third world as they possibly can. The goal is pretty obvious - all over history one can see that male lines are completely wiped out by invaders, while the womens' lines stay intact, because they are the spoils.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (0U5gm)

316 For those of you planning to attend Mamdani's inauguration, be advised that the following item are prohibited:

Large bags and backpacks, weapons, fireworks or explosives, drones or other remote-controlled aerial devices, strollers, coolers, chairs, blankets, umbrellas, bicycles or scooters, alcoholic beverages, illegal substances, pets other than service animals, large items that could obstruct spectators' views, laser pens, bats or penguins or batons, and Flipper Zero devices and Raspberry Pi computers.

Guests may bring thermoses filled with warm, non-alcoholic beverages as well as snacks, and are urged to show respect for fellow New Yorkers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (0sNs1)

317 "There are some people who believe that faith should be silent and terrorism should be understood," "Faith should speak its voice and terrorism should be confronted, not understood, confronted and defeated."
_Benjamin Netanyahu

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (hVbrz)

318 Asmongold did another bit on the daycares yesterday.

In it he has a video where the guy filming it is a Somali screaming at Nick Shirley that it will be his fault if anything happens to any Somali in America because Nick is a racist who hates Muslims and they want him out of their community.

This is their only play; turn this into a racist/Islamaphobic thing, rig some kind of attack on themselves, and then start violently attacking anybody who gets in the way.

This skinny kid and Karen & Co. are just the opening salvo, especially if this story keeps going for awhile, as the DemsMedia try to memory hole it all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 31, 2025 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

319 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:26 PM (hVbrz)

Very nice quote. Thanks

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2025 05:29 PM (Yl2Ob)

320 one of whom holds a sign that reads "Racism Has NO Place in Childcare".

The real question is, do children have a place in childcare…

Apparently the answer is no.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (EXyHK)

321 ***Stole All the Enrollment and Employee Records That Would Prove This Is a Legitimate Business and Not a Pirate Plundering Operation
------

Stole the children and sold our babies into sex slavery they did. Help us get them back.
Please send money to:

Redeem Our Children,
PO Box, 123 Give Me More Rd,
Somalia, MN

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:30 PM (hVbrz)

322 Guests may bring thermoses filled with warm, non-alcoholic beverages as well as snacks, and are urged to show respect for fellow New Yorkers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 31, 2025 05:25 PM (0sNs1)

Bacon is RIGHT OUT.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 31, 2025 05:32 PM (8WtOr)

323 Remember what the high kicking girls in white pleated mini skirts said.

Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go
Hey, hey, ho, ho
All Islam's got to go

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 05:36 PM (hVbrz)

324 At the day care, I identify as a dozen people. You gotta problem wid dat?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 31, 2025 05:42 PM (iDFVA)

325 Of course.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 31, 2025 05:48 PM (qrMhX)

326 Look at them holding their homemade signs, clueless as the day is long.

I really hope we can come together as a nation again and root this retarded bullshit out and restore faith the our gvt actually cares about us.

Posted by: melodicmetal at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (XLfSN)

327 We only took a bunch of records because old vinyl LPs are now valuable collector's items!

Posted by: Voice of Somalia at December 31, 2025 05:55 PM (DsA2n)

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