Llama Seduction Open Thread

Llama love: The Forbidden Dance.

“You dishonor your ancestors, and mine!” -The Llama https://t.co/uPNVNKO0Oh
— MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed) May 3, 2026

The llamas already have their Christmas decorations up?! It's not even Halloween yet!

Sound of a baby llama
📹Inselhof Fe
https://t.co/YjDe8ZvR5L
— Science girl (@sciencegirl) December 9, 2024

Newborn Baby Llama! She's About Five Hours Old in This Video. https://t.co/9vDzWriD1e
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 24, 2024

And now: The mighty Yak.

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM

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1 !

Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 06:21 PM (UjdFS)

2 Gets more and more interesting: the raid on Omar's house.

🇺🇸 The FJC 🇺🇸
@The_FJC
It's not an immigration case.

It's a RICO case.

Organized crime.

That painting they carried out has nothing to do with immigration, unless it's her and her brother's wedding photo.

Posted by: beckster at October 12, 2026 06:22 PM (kX27y)

3
*lands with heavy thud*

Where am I? What kind of place is this?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 06:23 PM (eRlcH)

4 Awwww - thought it was gonna be bald guys in robes!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 06:24 PM (Gqar8)

5 Llama was pissed, yo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2026 06:24 PM (zcI95)

6 Winamp! It really whips the llama's ass!

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2026 06:24 PM (/OKHJ)

7 Why llamas? This seems suspiciously like a Big Peruvia move.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 12, 2026 06:25 PM (qpvzL)

8 Aren't Llamas supposed to be nasty creatures?

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Awwww - thought it was gonna be bald guys in robes!!!
Posted by: tuba

But... if they are in robes they wouldn't be nood...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (vJrRc)

10 Lama, lama ding dong
Kamala lama ding dong too
Too Kamala lama ding dong
Got a big prezzie for you

La Presidente Kamala Lama, a la futura!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (BzKNL)

11 Love you llama time.

Posted by: Indigenous Slime Mold at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (MWfyi)

12
So what was it with the Texas Twink? In the nuthouse or was it sexually-transmitted diarrhea?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (eRlcH)

13
Back when BRC wasn't run by assholes.

Power Llama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYULWlsRSug

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2026 06:27 PM (y9nCu)

14 Llama love: The Forbidden Dance.
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Ah, the Llamabada...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 12, 2026 06:27 PM (FZ29D)

15 12
So what was it with the Texas Twink? In the nuthouse or was it sexually-transmitted diarrhea?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (eRlcH)

An “ and” would have worked here.

Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 06:27 PM (Gqar8)

16 "The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming."

Posted by: Bosk at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (VMFAF)

17 I can't find a post from the weasl one. Weird. From 3hrs ago. Stuff I already had heard about TallyReek-O

https://tinyurl.com/57jm62s3

Elon Musk:

"The Talerico campaign is hiding something big that voters ought to know about."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (hzuYO)

18 Probably monkeypox. They had to pop some blisters.

Posted by: Indigenous Slime Mold at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (MWfyi)

19 Llamas can be aggressive. A guy with a llama exhibit at a county fair told me that there are ranchers who use them to protect livestock from predators.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (/OKHJ)

20 14 Llama love: The Forbidden Dance.
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Ah, the Llamabada...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 12, 2026 06:27 PM (FZ29D)

That’s a +1.

Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (Gqar8)

21 Wait.... Big Breasted critter that can sing?

The... Dolly LLama?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (mP0Kj)

22 It's a RICO case.
Organized crime.
That painting they carried out has nothing to do with immigration, unless it's her and her brother's wedding photo.
Posted by: beckster
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Just so the results are repatriation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (BzKNL)

23 So what was it with the Texas Twink? In the nuthouse or was it sexually-transmitted diarrhea?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (eRlcH)

They caught him in the petting zoo, putting the blocks to a llama. That's right, he's a llama-ramming dingdong.

Try the veal!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (quk5M)

24 Aren't Llamas supposed to be nasty creatures?
Posted by: Skip
.......

They spit and bite.

Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

25 16 "The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming."
Posted by: Bosk at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (VMFAF)

Shut up Wessley...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:30 PM (mP0Kj)

26 "The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming."
Posted by: Bosk

All true, but they prefer maple syrup over honey.

Posted by: Llama Facts at October 12, 2026 06:30 PM (MWfyi)

27 Is that Lorenzo Llamas in the first pic?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2026 06:30 PM (4KUe5)

28 Elon Musk:

"The Talerico campaign is hiding something big that voters ought to know about."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (hzuYO)

Gay sex party OD.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 12, 2026 06:31 PM (dK+Kv)

29 24 Aren't Llamas supposed to be nasty creatures?
Posted by: Skip
.......

They spit and bite.
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

Ah, we talking about Selma Blair?

Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 06:31 PM (Gqar8)

30 > Aren't Llamas supposed to be nasty creatures?

No, I don't think that's true. They're calm and curious, mild-mannered, smart, herd animals. They even pick a spot in their field as a latrine, so they're typically very clean.

They're also protective, like donkeys. Some farmers keep llamas with their prey animals for protection.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 06:31 PM (mkw2N)

31
So what was it with the Texas Twink? In the nuthouse or was it sexually-transmitted diarrhea?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (eRlcH)

Yes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 12, 2026 06:31 PM (y9nCu)

32 "The Talerico campaign is hiding something big that voters ought to know about"

Yeah. In his butt.

Posted by: Indigenous Slime Mold at October 12, 2026 06:32 PM (MWfyi)

33 29 24 Aren't Llamas supposed to be nasty creatures?
Posted by: Skip
.......

They spit and bite.
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

So, South American Camels?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:32 PM (mP0Kj)

34 Think I will look up llama recipes for later.

Posted by: tubal at October 12, 2026 06:32 PM (Gqar8)

35
"The Talerico campaign is hiding something big that voters ought to know about."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (hzuYO)

The Lone Star Andrew Gillum

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 06:32 PM (eRlcH)

36 Just so the results are repatriation.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM

But first 30-40 years in prison for her and her (current) hubby and no Democrat presidential pardons.

(I know the AOSHQ guideline is "you will blow me" after any "but first...", but not in this case.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 12, 2026 06:33 PM (qpvzL)

37 The llamabada?

Alpaca real pretty dress to rehearse that ‘forbidden dance!’

Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2026 06:33 PM (4KUe5)

38 They spit and bite.
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

They'll never fit in at Cornell.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 12, 2026 06:33 PM (dK+Kv)

39 Llamaface! *cue Cuzco crashing out gif*

Posted by: LizLem at October 12, 2026 06:34 PM (f8lPx)

40 27 Is that Lorenzo Llamas in the first pic?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2026 06:30 PM (4KUe5)

So, if'n Lorenzo Llamas boinked Dolly Llama his manly member would be a....

Llama Llama Ding dong...

/rimshot

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:34 PM (mP0Kj)

41 The Jews! Always making trouble.

Jerry Seinfeld tells pro-Palestine heckler he's giving her ticket money to Israel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 06:34 PM (ndZc7)

42 Howdy Hordelings! Who else enjoyed a paid holiday today? Thank you, Mr. Columbus!

Posted by: Doof at October 12, 2026 06:35 PM (QMAsf)

43 The flesh of the llama is dry and hard, but not unpalatable. Heliogabalus had llama’s flesh and llamas’ feet served up at his banquets. In Barbary, the tongues are salted and smoked for exportation to Italy and other countries, and they form a very good dish. The flesh is little esteemed by the Tartars, but they use the hump cut into slices, which, dissolved in tea, serves the purpose of butter.

Posted by: Llama Facts at October 12, 2026 06:35 PM (MWfyi)

44 They spit and bite.
Posted by: wth

Like feminists?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 06:36 PM (ndZc7)

45 12
So what was it with the Texas Twink? In the nuthouse or was it sexually-transmitted diarrhea?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 06:26 PM (eRlcH)
*****
One of my multiple choices explaining his "flu" and "urgent care" and back to flu. He should just admit to it vs the grocery store hissy fit or mental health place in Ohio.

Food poisoning is also a shigella bacteria. I don't want to think about the ghey type. Lalalalalala, can't hear you.

Many people with a stomach virus say they have the flu. Some also say flu with a cold.

Real flu or influenza is like a truck ran over you, sudden, painful and wanting to die... but mostly upper respiratory.

I went from normal on a kid pick up from preschool to wanting death a few hours later. With temp over 101, sore throat, ear ache, headache, fingernail and hair aching. The finale was 104 fever and a list on the fridge to not overdose our family with Tylenol and Advil (alternating). The 104 temp killed the virus and almost my entire delirious family.

I guess some diarrhea (dire rear in the case of gay diarrhea) could come from high temps of real flu as you don't digest food at 101 degrees.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

46 Shot:

@mrnobodyinsc
Wild theory but hear me out. The socialist and radical wing has pretty much taken over the Democrat Party. Traditional Democrats have lost a lot of their power because of it and don't really call the shots anymore. You've got people like Omar who represent a side of the party that a lot of the old guard never really signed up for. Look at the DC District Court itself: 11 of the 15 active judges were appointed by Democrats, and those judges pick the magistrate judges who sign off on warrants. All four of the ones who could've signed this one lean the same way. Sometimes you gotta cut off your own arm to save yourself. With the warrant signed off by one of those DC magistrate judges, could this be the start of Democrats finally trying to cut ties with the parts of the party that
middle America will never vote for?

Chaser:

Rep. Ilhan Omar
@Ilhan • 4y
Our democracy rests on the rule of law. When someone—no matter how powerful they are—is suspected of a criminal act, our justice system investigates, charges, and convicts them in accordance with due process.

Posted by: LizLem at October 12, 2026 06:36 PM (f8lPx)

47 I sympathize with the llama in the dance video.

Posted by: GWB at October 12, 2026 06:36 PM (kU0PQ)

48 Yeah, one of Omar’s sisters started an ngo that got USAID funding, and also some link to the Feeding Our Future program Ilhan created that resulted in BIGTIME fraud.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2026 06:36 PM (4KUe5)

49
Llamas are simply the biggest of the South American weasels.

Why weren't they in the last thread?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2026 06:37 PM (YSUhf)

50 Fresh llama beans are yummy and a good source of protein, fiber, and iron.

What? Oh...

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 12, 2026 06:37 PM (nHXB4)

51 >>It's a RICO case.
Organized crime.

Omar was one of the people behind the MEALS Act that came out during the lockdowns and was supposed to provide free meals for kids. Omar's pirate pals used it rip us off to the tune tens of millions of dollars.

There's no way she didn't get paid. It was her plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 12, 2026 06:37 PM (viF8m)

52 > They spit and bite.

They do spit, but if they're acclimated to humans, they don't do it much. Most of those will only spit if you stress them out or provoke them.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 06:37 PM (mkw2N)

53 That newborn llama is very sleepy. Being born is hard work.

Posted by: Piper at October 12, 2026 06:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

54 They spit and bite.
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

Then they end up as a pair of Tony Lamas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2026 06:38 PM (zcI95)

55 LizLem you might have something thete

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 06:38 PM (Ia/+0)

56 No relation.

Posted by: Lorenzo Llamas at October 12, 2026 06:39 PM (wVcYX)

57 "They spit and bite.
Posted by: wth"

Dated her.

Posted by: Guy who always says he dated her at October 12, 2026 06:40 PM (MWfyi)

58 Maybe Tampon Timmy will select a Llama to replace Ilham Nur.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 06:40 PM (2GVsD)

59 Lorenzo Lamas is currently banging Heather Locklear.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2026 06:40 PM (/OKHJ)

60 Lorenzo Lamas is currently banging Heather Locklear.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2026 06:40 PM (/OKHJ)

Nice work, if you can get it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 06:41 PM (quk5M)

61 And I love the gratuitous shirtless pic with Frankie the Llama. *eyeroll*

Posted by: Piper at October 12, 2026 06:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

62 Elon Musk:

"The Talerico campaign is hiding something big that voters ought to know about."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 06:28 PM (hzuYO)

Gay sex party OD.
----

I think that's the most rational explanation. Over-dosing at a sex party could never be admitted...so they'll reluctantly pivot to "mental health episode" at some point rather than having to explain what drugs were od-ed, and inhumane sex acts he was performing a the time of the overdose.

Posted by: Crusader at October 12, 2026 06:42 PM (TN0g+)

63 Lorenzo Lamas is currently banging Heather Locklear.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2026 06:40 PM (/OKHJ)

At this very moment??

Posted by: Doof at October 12, 2026 06:42 PM (QMAsf)

64 Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream
Red, gold and green, red, gold and green

Posted by: Boy George at October 12, 2026 06:42 PM (wVcYX)

65 Oh, yes, please! Let it be a RICO case involving the Somali fraudster-industrial complex, crooked NGOs, and Omar, too!!

Posted by: Fritz at October 12, 2026 06:42 PM (J7jo9)

66 Lorenzo Lamas is currently banging Heather Locklear.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2026 06:40 PM (/OKHJ)

Nice work, if you can get it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

He's violating rule 1. She's fucking nuts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2026 06:42 PM (zcI95)

67 Talefreako caught the Gay Spray while in NYC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 06:43 PM (2GVsD)

68 "Lorenzo Lamas is currently banging Heather Locklear."

Thought she was a homeless meth addict now. Something change or is lorenzo paying her for "services provided?

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 12, 2026 06:43 PM (dCMJG)

69 Rep. Ilhan Omar
@Ilhan • 4y
Our democracy rests on the rule of law. When someone—no matter how powerful they are—is suspected of a criminal act, our justice system investigates, charges, and convicts them in accordance with due process.

Posted by: LizLem at October 12, 2026 06:36 PM (f8lPx)

Uh.... no... a REPUBLIC rests on the rule of law... a Democracy rests on rule of the mob.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:43 PM (mP0Kj)

70 Lee is more than a little odd. Trust in that llamas' instinct.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 06:44 PM (NFX2v)

71 Food poisoning is also a shigella bacteria.
---

Fucking Irish.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 06:44 PM (BzKNL)

72 Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama chameleon
You come and go, you come and go
-----

*golf clap*

Posted by: Crusader at October 12, 2026 06:44 PM (TN0g+)

73 Romeo13

She is talking to the other Sub 70 IQ cretins out there, white and Somali.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 06:44 PM (2GVsD)

74 Double Yew Tea Eff

@ChaosCrave_ 2h
Warner Bros. officially greenlit The Matrix: Finality, with director Drew Goddard confirming that Tom Hardy is locked in to star.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 06:45 PM (nEUC6)

75 Yet another Spanish word appropriated and mispronounced by Anglos!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

76 It had to happen. Like theme comic strips in the newspapers.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2026 06:45 PM (wxsGM)

77 66 Lorenzo Lamas is currently banging Heather Locklear.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2026 06:40 PM (/OKHJ)

Nice work, if you can get it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

He's violating rule 1. She's fucking nuts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2026 06:42 PM (zcI95)

Damn, talk about rode hard and put away wet... she looks rough.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:45 PM (mP0Kj)

78 Lorenzo Lamas is currently banging Heather Locklear.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 12, 2026 06:40 PM (/OKHJ)

Nice work, if you can get it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2026 06:41 PM (quk5M)

Maybe. Ol' Heather is pushing 66.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2026 06:46 PM (YSUhf)

79 Warner Bros. officially greenlit The Matrix: Finality, with director Drew Goddard confirming that Tom Hardy is locked in to star.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 12, 2026 06:45 PM (nEUC6)

I might hate-watch it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 12, 2026 06:46 PM (dK+Kv)

80 They spit and bite.
Posted by: wth at October 12, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

Then they end up as a pair of Tony Lamas.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2026 06:38 PM (zcI95)

Put those on, your jeans pressed tight,
You take a few tokes, make you feel alright
Rockin' and a rollin' on a Livingston Saturday Night

Posted by: Pre-Woke Jimmy Buffett at October 12, 2026 06:46 PM (wVcYX)

81 Llama son mas grande que las ranas. You Monty Python homage du jour.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 12, 2026 06:46 PM (wxsGM)

82 If Talafreako was "home" with the flu he could have showed himself on X or Tik Tok recuperating.. So the flu story is BS

Posted by: It's me donna at October 12, 2026 06:46 PM (+gK6I)

83
I think that's the most rational explanation. Over-dosing at a sex party could never be admitted...so they'll reluctantly pivot to "mental health episode" at some point rather than having to explain what drugs were od-ed, and inhumane sex acts he was performing a the time of the overdose.
Posted by: Crusader at October 12, 2026 06:42 PM (TN0g+)
********

Was he campaigning at Cornell U. frat houses?

I'll throw that one into the multiple choice quiz.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 06:47 PM (hzuYO)

84 He's violating rule 1. She's fucking nuts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2026 06:42 PM (zcI95)

At one time she was above the Crazy Hawt dividing line on the Graph... but she hit her expiration date.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:47 PM (mP0Kj)

85 > Yet another Spanish word appropriated and mispronounced by Anglos!

Serves you right for giving us mosquitos.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 06:48 PM (mkw2N)

86 Posted by: Piper at October 12, 2026 06:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hey, as a straight woman I found it a welcome change from daily boobapalozza😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2026 06:48 PM (JrHfD)

87 In the Andean countries where llamas are native—primarily Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador, and Colombia—the local inhabitants eat a domesticated breed of guinea pig known locally as cuy.

It is a traditional, high-protein delicacy eaten during festivals and special occasions. In fact, an estimated 65 million guinea pigs are consumed annually in Peru alone. 🤢

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 06:48 PM (NFX2v)

88 ...could this be the start of Democrats finally trying to cut ties with the parts of the party that
middle America will never vote for?...

Posted by: LizLem
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Nope. This is throw the dog a bone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 06:48 PM (BzKNL)

89 Hey, as a straight woman I found it a welcome change from daily boobapalozza😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 12, 2026 06:48 PM (JrHfD)

Don't poke the bear.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 12, 2026 06:49 PM (dK+Kv)

90 Gunga, gunga lunga said the lama

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 12, 2026 06:49 PM (Vdk5e)

91 It is a traditional, high-protein delicacy eaten during festivals and special occasions. In fact, an estimated 65 million guinea pigs are consumed annually in Peru alone. 🤢
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 06:48 PM (NFX2v)

Hmmm... Guinea Bacon? Guinea Ham?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:50 PM (mP0Kj)

92 Damn, talk about rode hard and put away wet... she looks rough.
Posted by: Romeo13

Shame. Major smoke show back in the day. Tommy Lee and Richie Sambora's fault.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2026 06:50 PM (zcI95)

93
Lorenzo's daddy, Fernando Lamas was the inspiration of Billy Crystal's "You look marvelous" character.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 12, 2026 06:51 PM (w6EFb)

94 Yet another Spanish word appropriated and mispronounced by Anglos!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Whenever I deal with south of the border types, I look for opportunities to use the word "mucho". It means a lot to them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 06:51 PM (ndZc7)

95 It is a traditional, high-protein delicacy eaten during festivals and special occasions. In fact, an estimated 65 million guinea pigs are consumed annually in Peru alone. 🤢
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 06:48 PM (NFX2v)

Hmmm... Guinea Bacon? Guinea Ham?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 06:50 PM (mP0Kj)

Fruit of the Habitrail.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 12, 2026 06:51 PM (dK+Kv)

96 In fact, an estimated 65 million guinea pigs are consumed annually in Peru alone...

Whaaaaat?

Aren't guinea pigs from Italy?

I know. I know.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2026 06:52 PM (YSUhf)

97 82 If Talafreako was "home" with the flu he could have showed himself on X or Tik Tok recuperating.. So the flu story is BS

Posted by: It's me donna
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Soft, small, white, towel on his forehead, thermometer hanging from the side of his mouth, vaporizer blowing steam - don't even need a blue screen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 06:53 PM (BzKNL)

98 > It means a lot to them.

Nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 06:53 PM (mkw2N)

99 71 Food poisoning is also a shigella bacteria.

Fucking Irish.

Posted by: Braenyard

😳🤣

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 06:54 PM (NFX2v)

100 Over 65 Million Served!

Posted by: Peruvian Fried Guinea Pig at October 12, 2026 06:54 PM (MWfyi)

101 Aren't guinea pigs from Italy?

...

Posted by: naturalfake
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Only the fat one's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 06:55 PM (BzKNL)

102 Damn, there was a nice anti Abdul ad on Detroit tv. Devastating.

A mother telling how her child's school suffered a 'terrorist attack' and El-Sayed's response was 'Hurt people hurt people.'

I'm a Democrat voting for Rogers. El-Sayed should never be our Senator.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 12, 2026 06:55 PM (Sco7b)

103 They spit and bite.

They do spit, but if they're acclimated to humans, they don't do it much. Most of those will only spit if you stress them out or provoke them.

Posted by: bonhomme

=====

Yes, it's WNBA playoff time

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 12, 2026 06:55 PM (4HoLg)

104 I've moved on from the Moody Blues to my buddies Jethro Tull in the background of my life. Talented dudes.

The bass player in the zebra tux is the one who sent a roadie to ask me (with bro and friends) to the after party. My friends said no.

I still think he just wanted to have a drink with me as they seemed nice. Husband disagrees.

https://tinyurl.com/ye26wmes

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 06:55 PM (hzuYO)

105 how to make a hamburger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dVRl3xzK8A

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 12, 2026 06:56 PM (jrgJz)

106 Whenever I deal with south of the border types, I look for opportunities to use the word "mucho". It means a lot to them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 06:51 PM (ndZc7)
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Also pronounce taco like DAH-go

Posted by: Xavier Becerrrrrra at October 12, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

107 Ilhans tweets are similar to Obama’s taunts. Purposely accusing others of doing what they do to make normies angry.

Check out her clips from Sunday news interviews and the like, where she regularly responds to questions about others, such as Trump, making accusations with a smile and calling her accuser stupid, doesn’t understand the facts, and mean. She is a troll.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 12, 2026 06:56 PM (4KUe5)

108 91 It is a traditional, high-protein delicacy eaten during festivals and special occasions. In fact, an estimated 65 million guinea pigs are consumed annually in Peru alone. 🤢
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 06:48 PM (NFX2v)
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It was as if 65 million small voices oinked in pain, and then were silienced.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at October 12, 2026 06:57 PM (n9eFH)

109 Romeo13

She is talking to the other Sub 70 IQ cretins out there, white and Somali.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 06:44 PM (2GVsD)
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It's pretty clear to me that the Feds already have enough to arrest, try, and probably convict Omar. This close to an election? They likely have wiretaps, documentation, and a squealer or two (with confirmed testimony) in the bank.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2026 06:57 PM (rj6Yv)

110 ¡EN LLAMAS!

Posted by: El tipo quien siempre grite En Llamas at October 12, 2026 06:58 PM (rbvCR)

111 A three L lllama is a big fire.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2026 06:59 PM (Cqx++)

112 Getty Images done gone bankrupt. I warned them they needed to stock more porn. Did they listen? Noooooo!

Posted by: gp at October 12, 2026 06:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

113 Lloyd Llamas from Llano, Texas?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2026 07:00 PM (wVcYX)

114 Getty Images done gone bankrupt. I warned them they needed to stock more porn. Did they listen? Noooooo!
Posted by: gp at October 12, 2026 06:59 PM (Jr5Lq)
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So can we take their stuff?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2026 07:01 PM (RIvkX)

115 I'm looking for a Paxton bombshell to fall on Talarico the day before early voting starts.
I'm with Elon. There is something there.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 07:02 PM (nxLtX)

116 I still think he just wanted to have a drink with me as they seemed nice. Husband disagrees.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 06:55 PM (hzuYO)

Oh, you innocent child. Hubby is right.

Posted by: RI Red at October 12, 2026 07:02 PM (+g09R)

117 I guess some bitch from Uruguay woke up today thinking it was her turn to be in charge of the Federal Executive Branch:

A federal judge on Monday halted the Trump Administration’s renovation project at the East Potomac Golf Course.

US District Judge Ana Reyes, a Biden appointee, excoriated Trump DOJ lawyers during a hearing on Monday morning.

Uruguayan-born Judge Reyes said Trump Admin lawyers had told her that the administration would alert her if they were taking “irreversible” actions at the DC golf course.

The Trump Administration removed more than 400 trees from the East Potomac Golf Course over the weekend, and Judge Reyes flipped out.

Posted by: Crusader at October 12, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

118 We have joked they need to check Talefreako's house for bodies.

Maybe they are really there, ala John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 07:03 PM (2GVsD)

119 In other news, some guy used AI to reproduce the entire Adobe suite of products, in one week of dev work. Suck it, Adobe! Now somebody do it to AutoCAD next.

Posted by: gp at October 12, 2026 07:04 PM (Jr5Lq)

120 Replant the trees on Reyes' property

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 07:04 PM (2GVsD)

121 Heard an anglo type talking to a Mexican order taker. He spoke Spanish fluently, complete unhaltering sentences with absolutely no Spanish inflection what so ever. How the ever lovin did he do that?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 07:04 PM (BzKNL)

122
Paula Abdul >> Abdul El-Sayed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2026 07:04 PM (eRlcH)

123 3 Llamas???

Sending units out now.

Posted by: Boston Fire Dept at October 12, 2026 07:05 PM (YcOeP)

124 Paula Abdul on Abdul El-Sayed, "he's a cold-hearted snake."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

125 Maybe. Ol' Heather is pushing 66.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 12, 2026 06:46 PM (YSUhf)

Me, too. Your point?

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2026 07:06 PM (lCppi)

126 In other news, some guy used AI to reproduce the entire Adobe suite of products, in one week of dev work. Suck it, Adobe! Now somebody do it to AutoCAD next.
Posted by: gp at October 12, 2026 07:04 PM (Jr5Lq)
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AI AutoCAD + Blender ... hmmmm

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2026 07:07 PM (rj6Yv)

127 17. Elon Musk:

"The Talerico campaign is hiding something big that voters ought to know about."
Posted by: ChristyBlinky

His October surprise, with allegations of pics of the privates sent out in the past surfacing? 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🫣

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)

128
Soft, small, white, towel on his forehead, thermometer hanging from the side of his mouth, vaporizer blowing steam - don't even need a blue screen.

Posted by: Braenyard

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Scott Adams livestreamed until the day before he died. Dude literally livestreamed himself from the ambulance 911-ing his way to the ER.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 12, 2026 07:07 PM (mmrXZ)

129 I just accidently read about the extra reason how to get the ghey diarrhea.

Lost hunger.

Need Lynyrd to erase this from brain...I love them still and always. Never got to see them, sadly.

Simple Man
Lynyrd Skynyrd, 1973

https://tinyurl.com/47syn33s

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 07:07 PM (hzuYO)

130 Who knew trees had a union?

Posted by: Skip at October 12, 2026 07:08 PM (Ia/+0)

131 > In other news, some guy used AI to reproduce the entire Adobe suite of products, in one week of dev work.

*shakes head*
I'll believe Michelle Obama is a woman before I believe AI correctly reproduced all of Adobe's features in a week.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 12, 2026 07:09 PM (mkw2N)

132 Every one of you has a special skill and purpose.

It’s why God created you.

Each person brings their own gifts into the world.

Together, we form one body that cannot be separated.

Seek that skill within yourself. Understand it, and give back to others.

There is nothing more satisfying than the feeling you get when you help your fellow man.

I know some of you believe you have no skill you can share with others.

That’s simply not true. Look deeper, find it, share it with others.

The feeling is like nothing else you’ve ever felt.

Give all glory to God, the father almighty.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2026 07:09 PM (Cuw0G)

133 A friend raised and showed Llamas . I borrowed a couple for weed control, like goats they eat the woody stuff. Yes, they will kill a coyote in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 07:09 PM (nxLtX)

134 Who knew trees had a union?
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I've known that for decades--it was the maples who formed the union. They demanded equal rights.

Posted by: Crusader at October 12, 2026 07:11 PM (TN0g+)

135 A friend raised and showed Llamas . I borrowed a couple for weed control, like goats they eat the woody stuff. Yes, they will kill a coyote in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 07:09 PM (nxLtX)
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I've seen videos of burros dispatching coyotes. Better than a guard dog, I think.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2026 07:11 PM (rj6Yv)

136 The Trump Administration removed more than 400 trees from the East Potomac Golf Course over the weekend, and Judge Reyes flipped out.

Posted by: Crusader at October 12, 2026 07:03 PM (TN0g+)

OK, who even has Standing to sue about a Golf Course?

How is anyone damaged? How can they be 'made whole'... it's a F'n Golf Course.

Unless the Plaintiff is the Gopher from Caddy Shack?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 07:12 PM (mP0Kj)

137 Check out her clips from ...

Posted by: Lizzy
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I can't do it. She is the most repulsive person on this earth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 07:13 PM (BzKNL)

138 "I'll believe Michelle Obama is a woman before I believe AI correctly reproduced all of Adobe's features in a week."

The guy calls his outfit ArtCraft. He says it's in 'early alpha.' He's gotten a lot of people to pitch in and help. I use GIMP, so I can't evaluate the veracity of the story.

Posted by: gp at October 12, 2026 07:13 PM (Jr5Lq)

139 I've known that for decades--it was the maples who formed the union. They demanded equal rights.
Posted by: Crusader at October 12, 2026 07:11 PM (TN0g+)
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It's all Treebeard's fault.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 12, 2026 07:13 PM (FZ29D)

140
Give all glory to God, the father almighty.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 12, 2026 07:09 PM (Cuw0G)

*******
Thank you for this.

I'm one of the lucky ones.

Sometimes I'm so happy I'm surprised I don't fly on my own. I take the Bible verses on finding joy seriously.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 07:13 PM (hzuYO)

141 "The Talerico campaign is hiding something big that voters ought to know about."
Posted by: ChristyBlinky

His October surprise, with allegations of pics of the privates sent out in the past surfacing? 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🫣
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 12, 2026 07:07 PM (NFX2v)

She said something big.

'Resident Evil' on while I'm working here. Damn, Milla. Very pretty.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 12, 2026 07:14 PM (Sco7b)

142 If you jump into an enclosure with a llama it will not bite your head, it will just kick the shit out of you.

Posted by: Llama Facts at October 12, 2026 07:14 PM (MWfyi)

143 mrp, when I was raising a lot of foals I kept a donkey in each pasture with the mares to be the protector.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 07:15 PM (nxLtX)

144 101 Aren't guinea pigs from Italy?

...

Posted by: naturalfake
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Only the fat one's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 12, 2026 06:55 PM (BzKNL)

Wait... if'n there is a New Guinea... is there an Old one?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 07:15 PM (mP0Kj)

145 I've seen videos of burros dispatching coyotes. Better than a guard dog, I think.
Posted by: mrp

Also no risk of them eating what they are supposed to be protecting

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 12, 2026 07:16 PM (vJrRc)

146 Heard an anglo type talking to a Mexican order taker. He spoke Spanish fluently, complete unhaltering sentences with absolutely no Spanish inflection what so ever. How the ever lovin did he do that?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Ahh, Peggy Hill syndrome.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 07:16 PM (ndZc7)

147 139 I've known that for decades--it was the maples who formed the union. They demanded equal rights.
Posted by: Crusader at October 12, 2026 07:11 PM (TN0g+)
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It's all Treebeard's fault.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 12, 2026 07:13 PM (FZ29D)

Karen Entwive?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 12, 2026 07:16 PM (mP0Kj)

148 I've seen videos of burros dispatching coyotes. Better than a guard dog, I think.
Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2026 07:11 PM (rj6Yv)

*******
I'd like to try to raise a honey badger from birth to see if it could be a pet vs killing me.

I laughed way too hard, years ago, with the ghey guy watching a badger kill a cobra. Ew. Nasty. Classic.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)

149 mrp, when I was raising a lot of foals I kept a donkey in each pasture with the mares to be the protector.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 07:15 PM (nxLtX)
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Good idea. My sister and BIL keep a donkey in the pasture where their cattle graze.

Posted by: mrp at October 12, 2026 07:18 PM (rj6Yv)

150 Together, we form one body that cannot be separated.

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Like the Borg?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 12, 2026 07:19 PM (ndZc7)

151 Llama facts: Oh. You know, a moose once bit my sister.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 12, 2026 07:19 PM (gHSfI)

152 Thinking about trying Claude, but every time I draft a breakup letter to Gemini, I get all teary and sad, and tear it up, and defer the decision. It's not you, Gemini; it's me.

Posted by: gp at October 12, 2026 07:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

153 nood

Posted by: gp at October 12, 2026 07:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

154 Talk about a very short short story idea:

Vegan Karen tries to raise a vegan Velociraptor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 12, 2026 07:21 PM (2GVsD)

155 Just had a real bummer.

I needed a portable bench that was a little better than two sawhorses, two 2x4 and a piece of plywood, found what I thought was the perfect one and in many ways it is, the problem is that it weighs a metric f***ton, and the term portable is tenuous at best as even Brian Shaw would say, bro!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 12, 2026 07:22 PM (XV/Pl)

156 143 mrp, when I was raising a lot of foals I kept a donkey in each pasture with the mares to be the protector.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 12, 2026 07:15 PM (nxLtX)
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I want to meet you for many reasons, Ben Had. What I'd love is for you to talk my dude into riding a horse. He never has. No one can talk him into it and now we're rather olde.

He was traumatized at a young age at Disneyland when his brother's burro pooped on his burro's head. That's all it took.

I ride, but not with a lot of grace. I stayed in the saddle on a mountain ride with a Navajo princess in college. Could barely walk for two days afterwards, but totally worth it to be above hang gliders with her horse leading.

I galloped wildy in Hyde Park in London (English saddle) with nannies pointing to me and the horse and laughing. That was really bad but hilarious at the same time. I figured I'd never see those people again...the thought I have often in hideous situations.

I rode on the farm, but none of our horses were fancy.

In the apocalypse I will be in charge of the horse, cow, and goat. He gets the chickens as I have a beak phobia...we had a mean rooster who chased us in childhood.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 12, 2026 07:26 PM (hzuYO)

157
Llama facts: Oh. You know, a moose once bit my sister.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain

Was it a Chocolate Mousse?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 12, 2026 07:29 PM (QVmho)

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