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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - December 30, 2025 [Doof]
"Penultimate" is a pretentious sounding word that simply means "second to last". Can you think of any noteworthy examples? I can!
Florida (wo)man.
Genius Award winner.
WTF?? Woman Found Dead in a Freezer at Miami Dollar Tree Store
Miami police are investigating after a woman was found dead in a freezer at a Dollar Tree location on Sunday morning. Authorities say the body was discovered around 8 a.m. by an employee at the store located at 968 SW Eighth Street. The woman was later identified as 32-year-old Massiell Garay Sanchez. According to investigators, surveillance footage shows she entered the store alone the night before her body was found. She did not make any purchases and was not employed by the store.News video clip at the link.
It was the day before Christmas Eve, and recent homemakers Rob and Dianne Parsons were surprised with a knock on the door. Opening it, Rob looked upon a rather strange sight. A man stood there with a wheeled garbage bin containing his possessions, and a frozen chicken under his left arm. Rob didn’t know it at the time, but he was in the middle of an interaction that wouldn’t just change his life forever, but his community too. ***Cool story. Check out the whole thing.
“I said ‘Ronnie, what’s with the chicken?’ He said ‘somebody gave it to me for Christmas’. And then I said two words that changed all of our lives,” Mr. Parsons told the BBC. “And I’m not exactly sure why I said them. I said ‘come in.'”
Every year, thousands of people end up in emergency rooms across the United States for a rather uncomfortable and sometimes embarrassing reason — we keep getting things stuck in our rectum. Whether it’s out of curiosity, an accident, or for sexual experimentation, the number of these incidents is surprising. The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission tracks emergency room visits in a database, which includes anonymous reports of items that patients have inserted into their rectums. While the names are confidential, the items certainly aren’t. A recent review of the 2024 data has highlighted some of the most unexpected and bizarre cases. *** Some cases stood out for their sheer scale or strangeness. A doctor recounted removing an entire desktop-sized Yankee Candle — the kind scented like pumpkin spice — from a man’s rectum. In another case, an Iranian man needed surgery after a deodorant canister he had inserted traveled deep into his digestive tract. And a Florida man was found to have a thermos lodged inside him after being scanned during a drug arrest. Confusingly, some people weren’t even sure if they still had something stuck in their rectum or couldn’t remember inserting anything at all.Extensive list of items at the link. Check it out, if you dare. Really. It's fascinating what people are putting up their keisters. ----- Not related, yet somehow related
(H/T Piper)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - why and why not: at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (hZbnZ)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (l3YAf)
It soothes my soul.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (LNeRu)
*stares at the floor*
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (/lPRQ)
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"Million to one shot, Doc! Million to one shot!"
Posted by: Frank Costanza at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
Well, you lose track once in a while.
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at December 30, 2025 10:09 PM (nhCoE)
Good evening, Hordians.
*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*runs like a psycho, arms flailing, and places a coaster under the drink*
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)
Why Did the Roman Empire Fall? Corruption, Inflation, and Division
Please also tell us when the United States will befall a similar fate.
Here are two places where the article goes off the rails:
In contrast, climatic changes during the late Roman period are recognized by historians as contributing factors in Rome’s long decline.
Climate Change -- is there anything it can't do?
We created this article in conjunction with AI technology, then made sure it was fact-checked and edited by a HowStuffWorks editor.
Ah, so it's slop, then. Thanks so much for the warning.
Prediction for the decline and fall of the US: a year or less after the next Dem triple electoral win (POTUS, Senate, House)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (v23vE)
It soothes my soul.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:07 PM (nWPIJ)
Lucky you.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (uQesX)
Well, you lose track once in a while.
Posted by: Pete Bootygig at December 30, 2025 10:09 PM (nhCoE)
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It really only becomes embarrassing at the TSA checkpoint.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (tgvbd)
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"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea."
Posted by: Dr. Perry Cox at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (ESVrU)
* changes password *
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE)
The tape rings on the Xmas tree box...
Just wrapped up the goofy tree I had for 15 years...
Goodwill gets it now....😄
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (LNeRu)
*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
Look at this!
Posted by: Shaky the Mohel at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:12 PM (v23vE)
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"If I can find my car keys, we can drive out."
Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at December 30, 2025 10:12 PM (nWPIJ)
Yes. Now what?
Can't vote, cant defund.
Taxpayers have a gun to the head.
What are we willing to do?
Hey Bob nsa.
See what I mean?
Posted by: Derak at December 30, 2025 10:12 PM (JQ2/i)
*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
Oh no, you didn't. That would get your nose smacked with a rolled up newspaper in my home.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And the one-page addendum, released the following week, listing only "The Encyclopedia of Things People Have Stuck in Their Ass, 20th edition (34 volumes)."
Posted by: mikeski, recursively at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (LNeRu)
Roomy up in here.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:14 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Politico at December 30, 2025 10:14 PM (nWPIJ)
I remember that movie. Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfus. Julie Hagerty was cute.
Posted by: mindful webworker - What About Ron? at December 30, 2025 10:14 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: scampydog at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (QVmho)
Nah, it's a bit crowded in here.
Posted by: Some guy's rectum at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (uQesX)
Posted by: mikeski is both on- and off-topic at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (X/nnO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (jvxGE)
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All I can tell you is that each and every person who entered my ER knew what was in there, how it got there, and how long it was in there...TMI, I tell you...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (QMAsf)
Did you just get here?! Somebody's been posting under your name!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (uQesX)
Roomy up in here.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Nah, it's a bit crowded in here.
Posted by: Some guy's rectum
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I'ma just let this one go.
Posted by: mikeski
Queue up the security guy in front of the ceramic ornaments....
*frowns*
*shakes head 'no' while wagging finger*
Bwahahahahahahah
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: 496 at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (O+H2/)
One-in-a-million chance, Doc!
And whattaya mean "we," paleface? I never thought it was a good idea to put a potato in the tailpipe.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't block the exit at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 10:13 PM (QVmho)
Nah, it's a bit crowded in here.
Posted by: Some guy's rectum at December 30, 2025 10:15 PM (uQesX)
It's going to be one of those ONTs with the butt stuff. I can tell.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)
There are some weird people out there, y'all. And I have not seen them in an ED for 15yrs. Heaven knows what goes on now.
I came home one night and told my visiting parents that a guy thought he was a baboon. Making oooh oooh sounds and scratching his armpits and walking like an ape. A RN and I were walking by his room (I was in street clothes with a lab coat). He screeched, "White monkey!!" at me and got an erection and tried to follow me. The medics who restrained him said he appeared to want to mate.All of the medics and some of the docs were vets with big muscles and I trusted them daily with my life. They looked out for us.
It was just another night in the ED for me but my father and husband loved this story.
We were all quite barking mad, to be honest. Huge ED in a med center. Great docs and nurses, however, if you were in need of help.
I loved them all.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: On The Bright Side at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (oftw2)
TLC has a show on odd things that sent people to the emergency room. And yes foreign objects in the rectum figured prominently.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (2GVsD)
AC/DC
Got a couple tickets in the Camaro IROC-Z because of them.
*bangs head, flips lighter*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 10:18 PM (NwnyJ)
About 18 bux for a set of 3 and my admin would bring in bs pens 12 for a dollar, I threw them away and went to office depot at lunch.
Some cocksucker stole me nice Monte Blanc.
Hope his children are as retard at Tims.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: TRex - do not count dino's rings at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Mick at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (HFx9z)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGERER at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM (nWPIJ)
them fat thingys
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (gbOdA)
ER Doc: Look, a candle!
ER Doc: Look, a candle!
ER Patient: You didn't have to repeat yourself, doc.
ER Doc: I didn't!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (47diA)
Posted by: The Next To The Last Bastion at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (2Ez/1)
I would think a still photograph would suffice.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a chilling story at December 30, 2025 10:21 PM (dESj/)
He had the collection because as a surgeon, he was asked to remove the offensive items that had become irretrievable. And the reason given by every patient for why they would stick a foreign object... there!... was always the same.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)
Thieves broke into a retail bank and stole about 10 million Euros in money and valuables.
Hans Gruber is unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (X/nnO)
Posted by: JQ
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That's generally been my policy...for that exact reason.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Ron Klain at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Mick at December 30, 2025 10:19 PM (HFx9z)
Yes. Tracks from Back in Black, Number of the Beast, and 5150. Those were the first albums featuring Brian Johnson, Bruce Dickinson, and Sammy Hagar - all were new lead singers for those bands.
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 10:08 PM (tgvbd)
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*snatches up glass and places coaster underneath it.*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Energizer Bunny at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Frank Costanza
I kinda figured someone would've beat me to that one.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a chilling story at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)
Safekeeping in prison?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (Q/uAJ)
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"It" itched, and that was the only way they could "scratch" it?
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: JQ
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What's it a danger to, the ground?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (Wt3Iw)
First thing they teach sailors.
Would not want to drop something 'overboard'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)
He had the collection because as a surgeon, he was asked to remove the offensive items that had become irretrievable. And the reason given by every patient for why they would stick a foreign object... there!... was always the same.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
"My bladder was itchy?"
Posted by: mikeski doesn't really want to know at December 30, 2025 10:24 PM (nhCoE)
The paramedics examine her and find a golf ball embedded in her temple. They ask the man if he knows how this happened.
He says "yea, I was hitting balls and I didn't see her when she walked in front of me."
Later, at the autopsy, the coroner finds another golf ball in her rectum.
When the cops ask the man if he knows anything about the other ball, he replies "oh, yea, that was my mulligan"....
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at December 30, 2025 10:25 PM (MNCvZ)
They took a couple in and gave them "jobs" at the nursing home that basically consisted of saying hi to everyone. They didn't have any room in their small house so they gave them beds at the nursing home. One guy, Eddie, became part of the family. He was with them for decades and attended every family event including our wedding where he was possibly the happiest person at the event.
Nice man. People aren't disposable.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JQ
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That's generally been my policy...for that exact reason.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
See also: Saint Patrick's Day, Cinco de Mayo.
Posted by: mikeski prefers professional drunks at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I'm here for it!
Posted by: Wonkette at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (qtBQt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (2GVsD)
Did not Attila the Hun driving his vanquished goes into Roman lands have something to do with it.
And Roman subjects found Attila to be benign relative to Rome.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I'm here for it!
Posted by: Wonkette at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)
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Ahem
Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:17 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I'm here for it!
Posted by: Wonkette at December 30, 2025 10:26 PM (ZOv7s)
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Ahem
Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 30, 2025 10:27 PM (ZOv7s)
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It's a blessing of liberty! Me next!
Posted by: David French at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (NwnyJ)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Any yokel's feet, I'd imagine. There's a lot of IDIOTS what would show up for free wood. Don't need to be paying their ER bills.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:21 PM (kB9dk)
Safekeeping in prison?
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:23 PM (Q/uAJ)
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Sexual gratification. Guess they weren't afraid to admit the obvious!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (kB9dk)
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I find it rather funny that someone has an actual holiday over the French getting their asses kicked.
In the Western world we call that "Tuesday"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Oh, no... at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: David French at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM (ZOv7s)
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What do you think I have wedged in my couch?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (ZOv7s)
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That communist fag should be arrested, prosecuted, and then imprisoned. Literally nobody would miss him anyway. I can't imagine the level of utter corruption he has to be guilty of to ever achieve the level of governor, because he's idiot material on every observable front.
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary
No matter how old Morons may get, our inner nine-year-olds always love butt jokes.
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (nhCoE)
Peace be with you. Good to see you here. The ONT crown can be a bit unruly. Hope you don’t take offense.
Now, where’s that Rat Bastard?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (2GVsD)
Secondary impact was due to the governments income generated by tariffs drying up as the imports decreased, due to the lack of gold and silver to pay for them.
Having not yet discovered the fine art of issuing third party derivative bonds based on peacock feather futures, the financial sector declined.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (Ai3df)
Posted by: Butt punz? at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (2Ez/1)
yeah baby! Drinkin' all night! Cheap port wine! No drivin'! Sitting around with no pants on! Can it get any better?!
And yeah, DOOF! Blasting Rush on the stereo (?)...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: 496 at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (Vryyy)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:20 PM (47diA)
This is why my copy editor has a medical chart longerbthsn War and Peace.
Euphemism, dammit!
Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (X/nnO)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
WooHoo!
What did I win?
Posted by: Mick at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (HFx9z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (2GVsD)
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I believe the White Guys have officially disowned him. He's on waivers now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (2WIwB)
Talk about Stranger Things (and on that timeline, D&D and all..)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:29 PM (nhCoE)
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Boobs and butts pretty much define this place.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:32 PM (ZOv7s)
They took a couple in and gave them "jobs" at the nursing home that basically consisted of saying hi to everyone. They didn't have any room in their small house so they gave them beds at the nursing home. One guy, Eddie, became part of the family. He was with them for decades and attended every family event including our wedding where he was possibly the happiest person at the event.
Nice man. People aren't disposable.
Posted by: JackStraw
An older friend was a nursing home resident. There was a mentally retarded gentleman who lived there. He would greet everyone who came in. Both my friend and this man passed a few years ago. They weren't disposable, either.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:32 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: Groan... at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (47diA)
Posted by: davidt at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (Q+gd/)
BS. They wanted to see how I would react, altho they knew me very well. I tried faithfully to present myself as I am, a refined Southern lady and professional (who had a husband they knew and two HS sons). Now and then they saw the real me for brief moments of lost composure. They'd crack a joke at inopportune times.
I go into their office, thinking,this is new for all of them to come find me as a group...
It was a large and blinking flashlight in the guy. Set on blinking or it set itself for the CT scan. Maybe he thought it was off.
It only took a second for me to bend over laughing loudly like a lunatic and they were all pleased with themselves.
Was I shocked, oh, hell no. Nor did I shock them by laughing like a loon, but they were all in on wanting to see what I'd say or do. I said,"hazard lights." And, yes, the man told the doc he accidently sat on it. It was never a woman who did this, by the way. Maybe now with trans, but not then.
I hate hazard lights in fog on FL hwys is why I named it this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (WONhk)
Bruce Dickinson replaced Paul Di'Anno, not Paul Dianne.
Stupid autocucumber.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 30, 2025 10:33 PM (X/nnO)
Anyway one of the more amusing factoids that instantly undermines all the begged questions and false reasoning behind climate lysenkoism, er, AGW.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (U/Byj)
*casually sets glass on polished table*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
*runs like a psycho, arms flailing, and places a coaster under the drink*
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)
You haven't trained Saijo to do that on command yet?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (S/Y4j)
Blue purple bad hair.
But then I listen to them.
Educated. Analytical. Articulate.
Both had exact same story.
They teach about 110 kids. (5 classes X 22 kids)
5 to 10 illiterate k or 1
40 2 or 3
40 maybe 4th grade
so what is that 1 or 2 maybe on grade level
1. Cannot answer a 2 part question.
2. Have no idea of humor or jest or satire
3. Cannot abstract todays lesson into tomorrow.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Make it stop at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mick
Yes. Tracks from Back in Black, Number of the Beast, and 5150. Those were the first albums featuring Brian Johnson, Bruce Dickinson, and Sammy Hagar - all were new lead singers for those bands.
Posted by: Doof
So you could have used something from "Images And Words," too.
And I must have had a premonition, because I linked the title track to Marillion's "Season's End" right at the end of the cafe thread.
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (nhCoE)
What’s weird is reading about things like light old school light bulbs. This is crazy, and dangerous. If it breaks they are probably dead, or wish they were. I guess the Docs sometimes have to get creative, and glue a tether on to retrieve. Carefully. I guess they really earn their pay some days.
Tell me these freaks at least get a lecture - “Don’t ever do that again”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (0oYvV)
*runs like a psycho, arms flailing, and places a coaster under the drink*
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)
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The bi...er, the lady gets it.
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:36 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: JQ
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That's generally been my policy...for that exact reason.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba
I always encouraged my boys, and still do, to stay the night at a friends’ place if they are going to a party on amateur drunk night. No one on the road is sober. If you go to a party, have fun. Stay there. Leave the next morning.
The bar scene is a shitshow. Worked way too many of them. Would never suggest as a good time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:36 PM (IhIKR)
What did I win?
Posted by: Mick at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (HFx9z)
You get to suggest a theme for an upcoming ONT. Send me an email.
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (2GVsD)
He should be made an example, as in some misspelled signs. He won't be prosecuted, but prostituted in the Ukrainian army.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (S/Y4j)
2. Have no idea of humor or jest or satire
3. Cannot abstract todays lesson into tomorrow.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (gbOdA)
I'm thinking of some kids I love. This sounds like them. Also, they do not play outdoors. The Covid shutdowns did them no favors at all.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: 496 at December 30, 2025 10:31 PM (Vryyy)
I have a couple of Chinese clones of the Parker, and they are fun to write with. I also wound up with a bag of dip-pen tips that I play around with from time to time.
Nothing teaches penmanship like using a steel dip pen.
A fountain pen teaches "why Palmer" and a dip pen teaches "why Spencer"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 10:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rimshot at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (Cjcf6)
Tell me these freaks at least get a lecture - “Don’t ever do that again”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (0oYvV)
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Darwin Award Contestants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (2GVsD)
These offices are simply administrative centres. There aren’t supposed to be kids there.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - peaceful transition at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (dESj/)
Peace be with you. Good to see you here. The ONT crown can be a bit unruly. Hope you don’t take offense.
Now, where’s that Rat Bastard?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM (IhIKR)
Thank you, Nurse. We viewed my late spouse at the funeral home this afternoon -- not much is going to bother me after that.
Of the location of the Rat, I can only offer the words "Richard Gere", given the overall tenor of tonight's ONT.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (47diA)
Posted by: No one at December 30, 2025 10:40 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: mindful webworker - peaceful transition at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (dESj/)
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You know whose ball didn't drop?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:40 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
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*Lemmewinks has entered the chat*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ugh at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (77rzZ)
Don't breathe on us! Fer cryin' out loud!
Get better, DDS.
Posted by: LRob in OK at December 30, 2025 10:42 PM (47diA)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:41 PM (77rzZ)
Thank you, Bulg.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:42 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:42 PM (Q/uAJ)
I have three out of five cats within arm's-reach and two more within a step.
it is too cold to wander outside.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 10:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (0oYvV)
Posted by: the Lincoln Project at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (gKWVE)
They're not all they're cracked up to be.
Posted by: Make it stop at December 30, 2025 10:34 PM (2Ez/1)
A friend used butt jokes in his comedy routine but failed cause he wrecked 'em.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:44 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (v23vE)
Well played, S'puppy.
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (QMAsf)
on a convo he had with Nixon: “After a couple of cocktails, I asked Nixon directly, 'Who killed Kennedy?' He said, 'Let me put it this way: Lyndon and I both wanted to be president. But I wasn't willing to kill for it.'"
Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: It's biblical at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (2Ez/1)
And at the end of the western empire, the once great Roman legions were just barbarians hired to fight other barbarians by wealthy Romans who no longer cared to do any of the fighting themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (m7iZ5)
Tell me these freaks at least get a lecture - “Don’t ever do that again”.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:35 PM (0oYvV)
I can't recall lightbulbs, butt it could still be a thing. Maybe the really bright LED types? Entire Christmas tree wiring for a festive send off?
Most of the bad ones like this go to surgery. Sort of the IED's of the problem. Or hopelessly not coming out in the ED.
I always wanted to know WHY? And was told it was an accident. Never the truth. Like a drunk only having two drinks, officer, when they can't walk a straight line.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (WONhk)
Ugh! Sorry you’re ill. Prolly the flu. It’s going around and the flu shot this year was a bust. Didn’t match for shit.
Chicken soup.
Hot water with whiskey and lemon.
Sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:46 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at December 30, 2025 10:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Who among us hasn't had that happen at least once or twice.
Well, technically, at the reception.
What?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 10:46 PM (cYBz/)
He gets me. I still have my pants on. Until tomorrow night.
Don't judge me🤯👈!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:46 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: clarence at December 30, 2025 10:47 PM (MXMX4)
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:47 PM (rdVOm)
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His tone did deteriorate over time. It was still great thru Fair Warning, and its hard to criticize much from 1984.
Interestingly, people in guitar forums give his almost as much credit for his rhythm guitar work as they do his solos.
I was blessed to see him live 3 times--the 1984 tour with David Lee Roth on vocals, the 2003 tour with Sammy, and the reunion tour with Roth in 2008. Great memories!
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:48 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:38 PM (Cjcf6)
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Most of my pens were under $10. I started collecting them at garage sales and such about 30 years ago. I figured out how to repair most of them but I don't touch Parkers.
It is a hobby that takes up very little space.
Posted by: 496 at December 30, 2025 10:48 PM (EDXUr)
It was a suicide. Walked into a freezer and then removed all her clothes to speed up her demise. Timed it to make sure nobody would find her until it was too late. She was a doctor; she knew exactly what she was doing.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (0oYvV)
You're allowed to not like them
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (QMAsf)
Skritches given. Lucy the Fink appreciates it.
I hope you and your lovely bride had a wonderful
Christmas. I’m happy you got the invite to spend with her daughter.
Hope the kitties are silly and fluffy. Yes. It is cold.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (IhIKR)
Posted by: Javems at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (8I4hW)
I want to say Claudius II died "naturally" but you may or may not count the Plague of Cyprian.
Another job with a poor retirement plan was King Of Judah (or Israel). I was just looking it up. Queen 'Athaliah got coup'ed, then the next king Joash got coup'ed. Athaliah might have deserved it but Joash actually tried to do some good, they found a flood control dam he built.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 30, 2025 10:50 PM (gKWVE)
A fountain pen teaches "why Palmer" and a dip pen teaches "why Spencer"
Posted by: Kindltot
Ruling pens on vellum for drafting.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (77rzZ)
Especially dangerous when on a fart walk
Posted by: Doof at December 30, 2025 10:50 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (77rzZ)
Nurse suggested all the same that I'd suggest.
*serves vodka/cranberry juice with a spritz of lime*
Vitamins A(lcohol) and C, lol!
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 10:45 PM (WONhk)
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Clearly embarrassed and ashamed.
I never watched "Stranger Things," but I'm amused at the gay element of it, and how a kid who presumably is a virgin can *know* he'd prefer it up the poop shoot to, you know, bewbs.
A man who isn't interested in bewbs has deep issues, probably stemming from abuse. That doesn't just happen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: PabloD at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (tfChy)
*runs like a psycho, arms flailing, and places a coaster under the drink*
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:10 PM (p4NUW)
You haven't trained Saijo to do that on command yet?
Well he is a Shiba, and they are opposed to most training efforts on historical grounds. But he would take a coaster and run, just not exactly where you want him to go. He will, however, grab toys by name (chicken, tug, dragon and his new penguin from Santa, he learned that one in about 5 minutes). This is because there is something in it for him.
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:51 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Who among us hasn't had that happen at least once or twice.
Well, technically, at the reception.*
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Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?
Posted by: J. Peterman at December 30, 2025 10:52 PM (2Ez/1)
Not confusing at all. They just don't want to answer any questions about what they did. So, they claim to have no memory of it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 30, 2025 10:52 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 30, 2025 10:50 PM (gKWVE)
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Oh, the retirement plan was fine, the trick was living long enough to qualify for it!
Posted by: King Herod the so-called Great at December 30, 2025 10:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 10:53 PM (m7iZ5)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:53 PM (Q/uAJ)
on a convo he had with Nixon: “After a couple of cocktails, I asked Nixon directly, 'Who killed Kennedy?' He said, 'Let me put it this way: Lyndon and I both wanted to be president. But I wasn't willing to kill for it.'"
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Stone goes even further in his book about LBJ. He theorizes that LBJ was a serial killer. Seriously. He points out 8 of his political opponents in the state of Texas died during a roughly 10 year period. There was no internet back then, nor any way for local Texas police offices to communicate with each other. The people who died mostly died due to "exhaust poisoning", and found in their cars as if they took their own lives via suicide. BUT one of LBJ's known associates was a *killer* who loved THAT exact method for taking his victims lives. Stone asserts that LBJ hired that man to kill his political opponents in Texas.
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:54 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: gKWVE at December 30, 2025 10:54 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:54 PM (77rzZ)
They're not all they're cracked up to be.
Posted by: Make it stop
Stop? It tuchis no time at all to get started.....
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:54 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Dr. Sigmund Freud at December 30, 2025 10:55 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - why and why not: at December 30, 2025 10:05 PM (dESj/)
Come on equinox!!
Woo Hoo Yea Yea
Equinox comin'
Woo Hoo Yea Yea
Equinox comin'
Woo Hoo Yea Yea
Equinox comin'
Woo Hoo Yea Yea
Equinox comin'
Yeah....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 10:56 PM (QGaXH)
Oh honey! Didn't you get your 15+ Covid vacs?!
Kidding...feel better darlin. Lots of water, eat well, and, oh, maybe a cup of tea with honey and a touch of good whiskey😋
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 10:56 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:56 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: Common Tater
I seem to recall someone on here a while back describing just such a surgery, and the doctors calling in the
Posted by: mindful webworker - bring a socket, not a socket wrench, an electric socket at December 30, 2025 10:57 PM (dESj/)
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That's a GREAT point! Kind of along the lines of "The Dog That Didn't Bark".
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 10:57 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Rear of the Year at December 30, 2025 10:57 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 30, 2025 10:57 PM (YqgwT)
I’m a big fan of Fisher Space Pens. They will definitely cost more than that (the low end ones, which are just fine, will run around $12) and then will cost about $8 just to refill. But I always have a pen with me because I’m always writing, and these always work. The ink doesn’t stop flowing until there is no more ink left, so they last practically forever on one refill. Nor does it matter how I’m holding the writing surface. Upside down or right side up the ink still flows.
And when I’m trying to write my mileage down on a flimsy gas station receipt at 4°F they still work.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (77rzZ)
One teaspoon salt in 8oz warm water, gargle & spit out until all gone.
Repeat as often as needed.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 10:56 PM (Q/uAJ)
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By reputation, he enjoyed taking a dump in front of his various minions and political hacks as a power move.
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 10:59 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 30, 2025 10:59 PM (EOjZq)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 10:43 PM (0oYvV)
You're allowed to not like them
Posted by: Doof
Never cared too much for them.
Now looking back their best were with Roth, and only Roth could do those songs.
Much more than three-chord rock, but basically America's AC/DC.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Why not in the ICE freezer outside?
Posted by: Lot Lizard In Training at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
It's a Clintonian Truth. Technically true, but avoiding the question.
.....
"Did you email documents marked as 'classified?'"
"No."
(I removed those markings, first.)
.....
"How'd the bowling pin get stuck up there?"
"It was an accident."
(Putting it in there was intentional, losing it up there was accidental.)
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: Brian May at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: PabloD at December 30, 2025 11:01 PM (tfChy)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:01 PM (hZbnZ)
Posted by: Brian May at December 30, 2025 11:00 PM (2Ez/1)
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I hear they'll be riding tonight.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:02 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:02 PM (p4NUW)
We've been patient. We've been understanding beyond anyone's wildest dreams. But, and it pains me to say this. But, one of these days, we're going to get fed up with all the fraud, terrorism, socialism, all the isms....AND we're going to do something that is surely a crime against humanity....
....WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OFF THE SHACKLES AND LET LOOSE FLORIDA MAN (MEN) on the rest of the world. Hell, we haven't the faintest idea what they will do. They're reckless, unpredictable, and totally off the charts in relation to acceptable behavior. You give them a pen to sign their name, you better put your backs to the wall. If you let them drive, I hope you can climb, because they don't hit trees...they drive up them.
Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 11:03 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 11:04 PM (0oYvV)
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (nWPIJ)
He also liked exposing himself in front of aides. Jumbo was his pet names for his penis. What a vile man.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:05 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:06 PM (hZbnZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (IhIKR)
It is hilarious, the kittens are still boiling around and the big tom finally decided he wants to play a bit too.
In the mornings I have to be careful rolling over to not squash anyone.
I hope your Christmas was as fun as mine, if not better.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:07 PM (rbvCR)
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All of that is true. But at the same time, listen to "Hot for Teacher" or even his guest solo for Michael Jackson's "Beat It" and try to think of any way that either solo could of been better? Eddie Van Halen cooked, and sometimes playing stupidly fast was just what a solo-break needed.
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:07 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: mindful webworker -
That was the plotline on an episode of "Scrubs."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 30, 2025 11:08 PM (Ai3df)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at December 30, 2025 10:59 PM (EOjZq)
I still have my Mont Blanc from 35 years ago. Love it. Having trouble getting new fillers though.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 11:08 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 11:09 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:05 PM (Q/uAJ)
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I've never bothered to read one of the biographies on him, but I understand that he like to just take a piss whenever, including in the parking lot of the Capitol, and would leave the door open in the White House bathroom to show his utter contempt for polite (that is to say, civilized) behavior.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:09 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:10 PM (p4NUW)
Had the older two vist today & we all hiked near the mountain ridge since there is sadly no snow (it is time for me to get hiking poles). Then they painted snowflakes with acrylics & I painted a pinecone metallic gold for our tree.
Grandson (second grade) beat me at foosball, which is a new game his grandfather bought for Christmas. It is starting to look like a saloon down there, y'all. We need swinging doors next to swagger through.
My husband & I had swinging doors at a rental house as newlyweds and people did swagger through them like cowpokes at parties.
I named all my apts. That was The Brothel as the strange English landlady had a chandelier in the DR (no furniture for us) & huge sconces in the bedroom and bathroom with hideous, gigantic red poppy wallpaper. It was a new house, but a nightmare of gawdy stuff.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:10 PM (WONhk)
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You are right, they should.
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:10 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (3ek7K)
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 10:58 PM (nWPIJ)
Disgusting pig of a "man." I was a little girl of 8yrs old and reading LIFE and LOOK Magazines. He would hold his beagles up by their ears. And was photographed showing off his gallbladder scar. I have never been the same.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (WONhk)
Pretty sure I got it, but didn't test. Felt a bit tired and couldn't smell/taste things for a week or so.
Good thing we wuz vaxxxed, or it woulda been SO BAD!!
Oh, wait... Neither of us got the stoopid shots.
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:13 PM (rdVOm)
I'm so loving your critter😛!!! Smooches to that doggo!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30
Awww! Thank you. He is currently being a menace, but a cute one.
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:13 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (77rzZ)
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Mechanical ones don't need sharpeners. Big win.
I do a lot of work in pencil, especially grocery lists, lest rain spoil it. Oddly, all my military notebooks were filled out with ink.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (ZOv7s)
A closer one to look forward to is the cross-quarter point, which occurs around Feb 3. If you use the so-called "solar season" where the equinoxes and solstices defined the *middle* of the season, then the cross-quarter days mark the boundaries.
The Feb 3 cross-quarter date is a pretty good marker of when the days start to become noticeably longer and longer relative to the short winter days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 10:53 PM (m7iZ5)
Has Mark Levin?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (77rzZ)
Truman and Eisenhower did all kinds of auto parades in open cars, in Europe and South America. Harry used to go on daily walks around DC with just a single secret service agent. So there was absolutely nothing unusual about JFK doing yet another top down open car motorcade.
The route was only finalized about a week before, because they hadn’t settled on a venue yet. Oswald had only been working at the building for maybe a month. Texas School Book depository actually had two different locations, he was randomly assigned to that one by his boss.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (0oYvV)
Posted by: Ea-nasir at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (Ai3df)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (w6EFb)
Geezer Golf picks up a few weeks after this.
Woohoo!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 11:17 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:13 PM (rdVOm)
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I got it in 2023, because I had an ear infection and they were still stupidly testing. No symptoms.
I never got sick during the pandemic itself, and of course my refusal to get the jab led to an early retirement from the ANG. What a shitshow.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Crusader
That would make him a serial arranger of killings not a serial killer. Are there any examples of more recent political operatives with an unusual number of deaths in their immediate circle over a period of years? Anyone? Bueller….?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:17 PM (hZbnZ)
Mayor-Elect of NYC appoints AlQaeda terrorist's attorney as the new top city attorney.
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Let Mamdani make a mockery of what was once the world's greatest city.
They earned it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:18 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)
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Show me on the doll where the mechanical pencil did bad things to you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Did the frozen woman in the Dollar Store have information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of someone?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Ai3df)
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Just Hillary, who I truly believe is one of the most evil people to ever walk the earth. But LBJ would rival her.
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (0oYvV)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)
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Only with the available optional attachment.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (JkO4W)
They earned it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:18 PM (JkO4W)
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I think it's wonderful when people get what they asked for. I'm very happy for them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:20 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:12 PM (WONhk)
There was a political cartoon of him pulling up his shirt to show his scar, and the scar was in the shape of Vietnam.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:20 PM (rbvCR)
The first thing that occurred to me on hearing about JFK's granddaughter contracting a rare cancer at 35 and dying was that it might have been caused by the vaccines. Then I read she went on tirade against RFK Jr about his work at HHS and how evil he has become.
With all the stuff going on it's easy to forget but we still need a reckoning over all the lies and abuses of the virus years. Even for those who were wrong about everything to do with the virus response.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 11:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Common Tater
That’s assuming Oswald fired the shot that killed JFK.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:21 PM (hZbnZ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Did the frozen woman in the Dollar Store have information that could lead to the arrest and conviction of someone?
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What difference could it make at this point?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 30, 2025 11:21 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 11:22 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Q/uAJ)
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A classic example of a man who is consumed by ambition to seek power, and then is utterly unequal to the demands placed upon him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:23 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:23 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (ZOv7s)
I used to use a lot of Write-In-The-Rain notebooks, and I found out that an aluminum wire would write very nicely in them and never needed to be replaced like a lead. Supposedly silver wire was good for that too, but I never pulled cheap wiring apart to find silver.
Of course by the time I found that out I didn't need to take field notes ever again so that was kind of a bust
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:24 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
In St. Peter's waiting room outside the Gates of Heaven, there is a couple of posters on the walls of FAQs.
I'm sure that one is up there.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 30, 2025 11:24 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:23 PM (77rzZ)
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Number two you say? So up the butt. That is consistent with tonight's theme.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:24 PM (ZOv7s)
The "NASA spent millions developing a space pen while the Rooskies used pencils" thing circulates widely, but is just an urban legend.
NASA originally used pencils. Mechanical pencils, and there was a scandal in the early 60s when it was discovered they paid over $120 per pencil. That was '60s dollars.
A regular wooden pencil would need sharpening, meaning shavings flying around. Graphite is conducting, and a short hazard floating around. After the Apollo fire, it was deemed a fire hazard.
Fisher developed the space pen entirely with its own money, spending about $1M on development. NASA didn't spend a dime on that.
They then bought them, and with a bulk discount, they paid a little over $2 per pen. The Rooskies also bought a bunch. The Rooskies noted the same problems we had with pencils, and used the new pens.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:25 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:26 PM (p4NUW)
"Hey mikeski, you know that band you listened to 30* years ago? They're still around, and still sound exactly the same."
https://youtu.be/bxBXFWDWsgE
* - In utero, since I'm obviously only 29.
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 11:26 PM (nhCoE)
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:27 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: mindful webworker - peaceful transition at December 30, 2025 10:39 PM (dESj/)
Is he still alive?
one of my favorite 'Columbo's' has him as a photographer who fake kidnaps his wife so he can kill her. Columbo tricks him into incriminating himself.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:27 PM (QGaXH)
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But how did they Laika them?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:27 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 11:26 PM (p4NUW)
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Seconded. Good night everyone!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:27 PM (ZOv7s)
No, it was Rome, then Constantinople, then London. Nothing else since:
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Javems at December 30, 2025 10:49 PM (8I4hW)
Good friend of mine was an EMT in NYC. Left the job after 9/11, for obvious reasons. Anyway, he'd say that whenever he got a call that had the phrase 'man in trouble' in it, he knew that something was up - the butt, that is. One call had him taking a man to the hospital with the legs of a Barbie doll sticking out of his rear. At the ER, the doc takes one look at the guy and says "I see that you have a Barbie doll sticking out of your butt. But I've got one question for you. Where's Ken?"
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 30, 2025 11:29 PM (0CU3H)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:15 PM (rbvCR)
I don’t listen to him, but you inspired me to look it up. Looks like he was one of the first, not a surprise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 11:29 PM (m7iZ5)
https://bit.ly/lbj-the-tell
mindful 2-panel animated webwork. Crucial panel goes by quick as a wink. Might need to wait for it to come around again. 😉
Posted by: mindful webworker - nudge nudge at December 30, 2025 11:30 PM (dESj/)
Entering night #2 of Hubby Hacking Up a Lung.
The marital bed is shaking worse than the Magic Fingers Bed at the local rent-by-the-hour no-tell motel off I-35W.
Mucinex DM and Benadryl have been taken; doc called in Tussin Pearls to the CVS, so those will be ingested as well.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 30, 2025 11:30 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)
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Show me on the doll where the mechanical pencil did bad things to you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
The 0.9mm lead holder is great if one must go through the ritual of sharpening one's pencil.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 30, 2025 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 11:16 PM (77rzZ)
I use them for guitar building because they have a consistent line thickness. Some of the intricate work demands it. After that you won't find me using one. Give me a regular ol' #2 or a carpenters pencil.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 11:30 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 11:31 PM (9c0bR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 30, 2025 11:29 PM (m7iZ5)
I am sure Nick Fuentes was on it first, so I guess we can . . . Congratulate Nick Fuentes on being so admirable, unlike Tucker.
Yay.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:32 PM (rbvCR)
This is what the Rat taught me while we tried to balance the wobbly table. No truer words were spoken🤪...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 11:33 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:34 PM (Q/uAJ)
Posted by: Bulg
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Jeebers...I live and die by Pentel 0.5 mm and 0.7 mm mechanical pencils.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 11:20 PM (viF8m)
I begged our sons and DILs not to get the mRNA and no one in our family did. Told them it takes at least a decade to see if there are side effects, yada.Later mentioned weird stuff going on with female reproduction, etc. I mean, I begged them in the email and on the phone. For once, and it is at times rare, our sons listened to me. DIL went on to have two more babies.
I've had covid at least twice. Possibly 3 times as I was super sick in early 2023 with bad bronchitis.
For women to come out of menopause with mRNA vaccine it blew my mind a bit, the research I could find. And I looked. They don't know yet what it has done.
I think my sisters-in-laws get every jab out there but still healthy (and weird).
Due to frequent travel for business, we did get the J&J one jab and no one seems impacted then or now.Taken off the market right after we got it! Whee! It did no harm that we are aware of.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (54BQM)
Yay.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:32 PM (rbvCR)
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Maybe look it up before sh*tposting.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Zeera. I voted for ALL of this at December 30, 2025 10:16 PM
Quality Learing Center
1-800-FRAUD
X video: https://bit.ly/4q4pOuP
Nick shirley @nickshirleyy
WE ARE ALL LEARING THE HARD WAY
The infamous Quality LEARING Center is caught in more lies as they received $1.9 Million this year in 2025 and were shut down a week ago according to the Children Commissioner yet they continue to “operate” to try and save face as they have been caught.
Also now the Department of Health and Human services have frozen ALL child care payments to the state of Minnesota, they will now only be released when there is proof they are being spent legitimately.
PEOPLE ARE LEARING THAT FRAUD IS BAD
Here is the Quality LEARING Hoodie, thousands of you guys have messaged me about how to support so I figured this would be a fun way, if you would like.
TIME FOR FRAUDSTER TO LEAR THE HARD WAY
Couldn't be more grateful for your guys support
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 11:36 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (RIvkX)
You should charge Tucker rent.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:36 PM (rbvCR)
Five golden rings...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 30, 2025 11:36 PM (nljXp)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:36 PM (hZbnZ)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 11:31 PM (9c0bR)
Bingo, my tree is in 2 tubs. One long one for the bottom larger branches and the 2 piece stalk, and a regular one for the top branches. Then 4-5 bins for the lights and tree decorations. 1 for lights, 2 for the hallmark star trek and star wars ornaments, and the other 2 for all the other ornaments. Did I mention the tree takes 3 days to put up and decorate?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 11:37 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Bulg
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Jeebers...I live and die by Pentel 0.5 mm and 0.7 mm mechanical pencils.
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Yeah, I've sworn off pencils (they're too "scratchy" to write with), but several times a year I'm tempted to buy a Pentel 0.5mm just for old times sake.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 30, 2025 11:37 PM (Cjcf6)
Since then, he gets sick at the drop of a hat. He never got “vaccinated,” as natural immunity is stronger than any vaccine. But. He gets sick all the time now.
Taking him some pho tomorrow and some DayQuil.
There was nothing natural about Covid. It was a scientifically constructed virus meant to test just how easily millions of people could be exterminated.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 11:37 PM (IhIKR)
Six million in grants, 10 employees paid a total of million dollars, it looks like a copy of what is going on in Minn.
Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:39 PM (Rmqfl)
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:40 PM (Cjcf6)
Five golden rings...
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
Presumably not finger rings, but I don't really want to know.
Posted by: mikeski wears a golden toque at December 30, 2025 11:40 PM (nhCoE)
93 NASA spends $1M on a pen to write in space.
The Soviets use pencils.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 10:28 PM
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I've read that this a myth. Zero-g pen was developed by a private inventor who convinced NASA to try it out. He was seeking publicity.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 11:41 PM (VWtfl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Lol. I get it. This year I got rid of my Dr Seuss Hallmark ornament collection. I can still fill the tree with the vintage Shiny Bright ornament collection.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:41 PM (Q/uAJ)
What is important is that HHS is cutting off automatic payments to the states for child care, and is starting audit requests for it.
https://x.com/HHS_Jim/status/2006136004294664464
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:42 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)
Clue - a mechanical pencil up "Jumbo" in LBJ ranch bedroom…
And on that note, I'd best flee 'ere I go farther afield.
To close, a little of the amazing Amy Camus
https://youtu.be/7JWxNqyIRtk
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Wot the hek kind of name is Lady Bird? at December 30, 2025 11:43 PM (dESj/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 11:43 PM (LNeRu)
Posted by: Andre La Plume at December 30, 2025 11:43 PM (oftw2)
Butt* I still got the covid in mid-2022 for a few days
*to keep the pun going
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 30, 2025 11:44 PM (Rwc5r)
Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:44 PM (Rmqfl)
I had to do business travel as well so I also got the J&J. Hated getting it but I really didn't have much choice.
What our own government did to us is beyond evil.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 11:44 PM (viF8m)
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Funny, I would have guessed it was the Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 30, 2025 11:45 PM (nWPIJ)
This was 2016.
Wait until America wakes up and realizes we have our own grooming-gang crisis here at home.
But instead of confronting it, our politicians prefer to point across the ocean and pretend it’s only a UK problem.
Amy Mek @AmyMek
Oct 14, 2016
Why isn't the Media reporting on the 29 Somali Muslim sex traffickers & pimps arrested in the Minneapolis area!?
#KansasPlot
X: https://bit.ly/4pkVTgO
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (P5BPp)
A closer one to look forward to is the cross-quarter point, which occurs around Feb 3. If you use the so-called "solar season" where the equinoxes and solstices defined the *middle* of the season, then the cross-quarter days mark the boundaries.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:14 PM (w6EFb)
Come on cross-quarter point
Eww Eww
cross-quarter point
Eww Eww
cross-quarter point
Eww Eww
cross-quarter point
Eww Eww
cross-quarter point
Sorry! I'll leave quietly now
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (w6EFb)
Takes longer to *find* the ornaments than to hang them up, LOL. This year, had those new farm-store wooden ornaments of course. Hope I don't lose them by next Christmas!
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (rdVOm)
Bic bought the French rights for his pen, though
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:47 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Ralph Kramden, Gotham Bus Lines at December 30, 2025 11:47 PM (oftw2)
There's a minute and twenty seven second intro if you want to push it up to Victor.
https://tinyurl.com/fr7z74b5
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 11:49 PM (Wt3Iw)
Six million in grants, 10 employees paid a total of million dollars, it looks like a copy of what is going on in Minn.
Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:39 PM
Muckraker.com @realmuckraker
FIRST SIGNS OF MASSIVE POTENTIAL SOMALI FRAUD IN COLUMBUS, OHIO
The first Somali-affiliated daycare facility that we knocked after landing in Columbus, Ohio today did not answer.
A neighbor across the street told us, “I’ve never seen nobody come out the building or go in the building.”
SGT_❌artin705 @SGT_Martin705
Yo go check out this Gas Station Smoke Shop Day Care Center on Stelzer Road
X images: https://bit.ly/49wxC2q
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 11:50 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 30, 2025 11:41 PM (Q/uAJ)
Shit, you had a Dr Seuss collection? Thats cool. I can't fit all of my star treks ships anymore, just way too many. I don't want to crowd out all the regular ornaments, which are ones from vacations, vintage ones, her hershey collectables, etc. There is a few hundred ornaments. There is the option for a second tree though, which is heading that way. Thats mostly because Mrs B put the kibosh on my death star tree topper idea. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 11:50 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:51 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 11:37 PM (IhIKR)
That was the super scary part for me. I'd look back at the 1918 Influenza epidemic and research cytokine storm.
The fact that docs in NYC initially were ignored on how to treat still ticks me off. Putting the patients on vents made them worse.
This one NYC doc and others said to treat them as if they had decompression sickness like with the bends,vs a typical pneumonia. Vents made the lungs stiff with covid. No one listened.
Some knew early on and yet the government/Fauci made it worse.
We are exposed to all sorts of toddler/now 2nd grade stuff weekly. In fact our toddler boy first gave us covid in early 2021...we did fine. He did the best at 3yrs old and unfazed.
His father gets the sickest, and sort of always has vs his brother in childhood. He gets sick more due to frequent air travel, sometimes international. They quarantine him and do ok.
Hope your son feels better soon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 30, 2025 11:51 PM (WONhk)
Opps, sorry I get him confused with Marcel Bich of "Bic" fame.
Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:52 PM (Rmqfl)
Good grief! You just made my head hurt...
Bartender! I surely need an extra strong something....🤯
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 30, 2025 11:53 PM (LNeRu)
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Just Hillary, who I truly believe is one of the most evil people to ever walk the earth. But LBJ would rival her.
Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 11:19 PM (Cjcf6)
For a while I wondered if she could be the anti-Christ? Now I guess she's just the antipasto...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:54 PM (QGaXH)
Takes longer to *find* the ornaments than to hang them up, LOL. This year, had those new farm-store wooden ornaments of course. Hope I don't lose them by next Christmas!
Posted by: JQ at December 30, 2025 11:46 PM (rdVOm)
Eventually I'm going to go super villain and cut a hole in the floor and push a button which will raise the tree on a platform and lower it back down into the abyss after christmas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 30, 2025 11:54 PM (snZF9)
Just got to reading. Groundhog day indeed comes from the Celtic and Gaelic cross-quarter traditions. The Fed one is dubbed the "Imbolc" day.
According to one of the old myths, if it was sunny on Imbolc, winter would continue. However, if cloudy, spring would come soon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (w6EFb)
For every such happy ending stories, I bet there's a ton more nightmare cases.
We tried doing this once. The guy turned out to be a nutcase who had escaped the local social service's radar.
If you're considering doing this, I don't know how you can possibly be cautious enough in this day and age where the insane aren't taken care of.
Be careful, kind morons!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (pgEoW)
I've looked and found nothing so far.
Scary stuff going on with his throat.
Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (Rmqfl)
https://is.gd/8n7DEA
I used is.gd because of all the accents in his name made the link long in html.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (hZbnZ)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
Thank You, sweets.
I’m bringing him some pho tomorrow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 30, 2025 11:55 PM (IhIKR)
There was also a Year of the Four Emperors (AD 69), Year of the Five Emperors (AD 193), and a Year of the Six Emperors (AD 238, at the beginning of your Crisis of the Third Century).
Roman Emperor wasn't generally a job where you had to worry about your 401k.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 11:57 PM (IG3/x)
A classic example of a man who is consumed by ambition to seek power, and then is utterly unequal to the demands placed upon him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 30, 2025 11:23 PM (ZOv7s)
But enough about FJB for one evening.....
More about butts...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 11:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 11:52 PM (Rmqfl)
I never have figured out why he altered the spelling for English-speaking countries.
LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 11:58 PM (IG3/x)
#KansasPlot
X: https://bit.ly/4pkVTgO
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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Because it was 2016 and they've already gone to court?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (Wt3Iw)
Posted by: Ralph Kramden, Gotham Bus Lines at December 30, 2025 11:47 PM (oftw2)
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Does she twirl? If so, how many RPMs?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (pgEoW)
LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 11:58 PM (IG3/x)
Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
Peter A. McCullough, MD, MPH @P_McCulloughMD
Risk of Stroke Skyrockets with COVID-19 Infection after Vaccination
Breakthrough within 21 Days of Shot Confers 8-Fold Risk of Ischemic Stroke
X: https://bit.ly/4aEbrIM
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 12:01 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
Or Fokker.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 12:01 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Kindltot
Went to school with a Dutch girl with the name HorDyke.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)
Two guys were directly below Oswald on the 5th floor, they naturally clearly heard the shots, dust fell on them from the ceiling, heard the brass hitting the floor as cartridges were ejected.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (0oYvV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
The flowering plants that we pronounce "Fyew-sha" really should be pronounced "Fuck-sia".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 31, 2025 12:03 AM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM
The "why isn't the media reporting on" question was from a 2016 post, when the situation was happening.
The link I provided takes you to the post.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 31, 2025 12:04 AM (P5BPp)
According to one of the old myths, if it was sunny on Imbolc, winter would continue. However, if cloudy, spring would come soon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
>I'm hoping that nasty little rockchuck or woodchuck has rabies and bites NYC Mayor Eric Adams to the bone.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 12:04 AM (nljXp)
Posted by: Bulg
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Jeebers...I live and die by Pentel 0.5 mm and 0.7 mm mechanical pencils.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2025 11:35 PM (XeU6L)
I've carried a Pentel 0.5 mm mechanical pencil in my shirt pocket since Carter was president....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:04 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
Represent.
Posted by: Henry and Richard Bloch at December 31, 2025 12:05 AM (IG3/x)
https://tinyurl.com/ypmhjnbm
Private equity firms sell assets to themselves at a record rate in 2025
"The use of this tactic has surged in recent years as buyout firms have struggled to secure the valuations they want from either external buyers or public markets, choosing instead to hold on to investments, in hopes of getting higher offers in the future."
even the markets are fake and ghey
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 12:06 AM (rbvCR)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 12:07 AM (hZbnZ)
LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 30, 2025 11:58 PM (IG3/x)
Think about the poor Germans named Fuchs and Koch
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 11:59 PM (rbvCR)
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There's a Hebrew family name. This former Israeli minister is an example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophir_Pines-Paz
Hint: His family name is 2 syllables and not pronounced like the tree name in plural. Just pretend there's a double "N" there.
I once received a letter from Israel's equivalent to Social Security. It was signed by a Mrs. Loser.
Many decades ago, on my first job here, I was introduced to the company's marketing director, Mr. Bozo. I involuntarily LOL'd on the spot in his face.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:08 AM (pgEoW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 10:30 PM
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I pray that 2026 is the year of the imprisonment. The Left did it: Bannon, Stone, Navarro. President Trump with a mug shot -- displayed in the Oval Office! So investigate, indict, trial, sentence, prison time. Do it, Bondi.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 31, 2025 12:09 AM (T9cM5)
Texas rep. Cale Yarborough was a World War 2 combat veteran, he was in the car immediately behind the car carrying secret service agents, and in an interview that same day claimed he smelled gunpowder “all the way to parkland”. He wouldn’t have smelled powder from the 6th floor of a building, but he sure would from the car in front of him.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 31, 2025 12:10 AM (0oYvV)
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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:08 AM (pgEoW)
A friend had a cat he named Arbeitsloser. Who was a really cool, if pocket-sized Maine Coon.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 31, 2025 12:11 AM (rbvCR)
The link I provided takes you to the post.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
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The link does not provide an answer to why a nine year old event is not being reported on today.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:13 AM (Wt3Iw)
Posted by: Kindltot
Went to school with a Dutch girl with the name HorDyke.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
The singer for the Dutch band Blackbriar is Zora Cock. Literally "Cook," just like the German "Koch."
https://youtu.be/yJvHH4BYQyw
(She's a 1.)
Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 12:15 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Kindltot
Went to school with a Dutch girl with the name HorDyke.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 12:02 AM (/lPRQ)
Had a cow worker named 'Long Dong'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:16 AM (QGaXH)
one of my favorite 'Columbo's' has him as a photographer who fake kidnaps his wife so he can kill her. Columbo tricks him into incriminating himself.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Did you see what he just did?
Did YOU see what he just did?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 31, 2025 12:16 AM (pkeXY)
If it's flu, I've had good results from Relenza. Like ivermectin, Relenza must be taken early in the illness because it works by inhibiting viral replication.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 31, 2025 12:17 AM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 12:18 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at December 31, 2025 12:18 AM (FMtrg)
Loved them as a teen..now I think Eddie's real gift was writing hard pop songs. What I find myself listening to the most when one of their tracks is played is how David Lee Roth gets the absolute most out of a very limited voice. Although Hagar seems like a person that you wouldn't mind at all as a neighbor after Roth I have never had any use for VH. Complete generic rock IMHO
Posted by: Azjaeger at December 31, 2025 12:19 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 30, 2025 10:06 PM (l3YAf)
Well, get it over with, and nuke Ottawa. Pretty please.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 12:19 AM (8zz6B)
Last night you got me obsessed with this Feb beginning on a Sunday cycle thing. Thanks. :-)
Anyway, it's not rare at all, and happens on average (sort of) 1 in 7 years, as sort of expected. However, the spacing is not regular. It goes in 6, 5, 6, 11 year cycle every 28 years, with the Gregorian skipping some century leap years shifting it around a bit.
So, next cycle, 2026, 2032, 2037, 2043, then repeating in 2054.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:20 AM (w6EFb)
* changes password *
Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 10:11 PM (nhCoE)
Ultimate pen? Has to be the Fisher Space Pen, made in beautiful downtown Boulder, Nevada.
So good, the soviets bought them, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 12:22 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 31, 2025 12:23 AM (pgEoW)
Last night you got me obsessed with this Feb beginning on a Sunday cycle thing. Thanks. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:20 AM (w6)
I always enjoy reading your posts. Same with AOP.
Just to be clear, I didn't think February starting on a Sunday was more rare than on any other day. An earlier poster on another thread claimed a once in 800 year event in connection with this coming February. I thought perhaps there was a combination of February starting on Sunday and another unspecified rare event which made for the once in 800 years situation.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:28 AM (QGaXH)
No problem, I understood that, and I have no idea what was supposed to be 1 in 800 rare there, not a clue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:32 AM (Wt3Iw)
On a related note, I recall being a bit disappointed that we didn't have a double-leap year in 2000, meaning a Feb 30th, since 2000 is neatly divisible by 400 and I thought the next two decimal places in the number of days in a year was also '25' as in 365.2525 days in a year. At some point don't we have to account for those figures beyond 365.25?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:33 AM (QGaXH)
Wouldn’t be the first time. It’s widely accepted now that the man accused of killing Huey Long almost certainly never fired a shot. One of Huey Long’s bodyguards cut loose with a .50. cal Tommy gun in a small room with granite walls and one ricochet slugs went through Huey.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:35 AM (m7iZ5)
Posted by: Skip at December 31, 2025 12:36 AM (Ia/+0)
Maybe .45 cal.
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:37 AM (tfChy)
No problem, I understood that, and I have no idea what was supposed to be 1 in 800 rare there, not a clue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:30 AM (w6EFb)
actually - if Feb starting on a Sunday is 1 out of 7 (rounding) then we'd be looking for a 1 out of 100 other event which the two combined would be around 1 out of 700 which gets us in the ballpark.
But I don't want to get in trouble with the management for introducing math to the blog....LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:39 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:39 AM (m7iZ5)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at December 31, 2025 12:40 AM (hZbnZ)
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Cale went on to win 3 NASCAR Championships in a row: 1976, 1977, 1978.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (tfChy)
Posted by: Braenyard
30%?
At what point does it stop being "beer" and start being something else?
I DDG'ed "strongest beer," and there was an article about 14 of them. Starting with Sam Adams "Utopias" at 28%, and going up to some industrial cleanser named "Beithir Fire" at 75%. Which was a blend of beer and grain alcohol, so definitely cheating.
Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (nhCoE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 31, 2025 12:43 AM (m7iZ5)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:44 AM (Wt3Iw)
See you good people, and the rest of you as well, on the Morning Thread.
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:45 AM (tfChy)
Other than it's the only way to fit a month in 4 rows on a calendar?
Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 12:47 AM (nhCoE)
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A friend and his prof brewed up some. He said neither one of them finished the glass. - zoned out.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:48 AM (Wt3Iw)
I heard You got to AP safely! Congratulations on another southern migration.
Be well and thaw out, good sir.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:49 AM (IhIKR)
"Perpetual calendar"
There are, 14 different possible calendar years. (not getting into the weeds with various religions....)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 12:49 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:50 AM (Wt3Iw)
At what point does it stop being "beer" and start being something else?
Posted by: mikeski
I think the strongest I've had was some microbrew's Russian Imperial Stout that clocked in about 18%.
R.I.S., so it was smooth and sweet. But strong. Like getting your ass kicked by a Bond girl.
Posted by: mikeski at December 31, 2025 12:51 AM (nhCoE)
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Warm salt water gargle! Better than nothing.
Sleep well...
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 12:52 AM (rdVOm)
The Gregorian 400 yr cycle estimates the mean tropical year indeed at 365.2425, or 365 + 97/400 days.
The actual mean tropical year as of epoch J2000 is 365.2421896698 ephemeris days. In mean solar days (earth's slower rotation) on J2000 that was 365.24217 mean solar days.
So the Gregorian still slightly overestimates the length of the tropical year, and that difference means a drift of about 1 day in 3200 years.
That's damn good, but still drifts. The problem is, at that level of precision, over ten millennia time scales, the wig-woggle in the astronomical cycles itself becomes significant, not to mention the secular slowing of the earth's rotation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:52 AM (w6EFb)
See you good people, and the rest of you as well, on the Morning Thread.
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:45 AM (tfChy)
I see a number of posters have reported 'symptoms' - TiFW's husband, etc. My wife is sick as a dog hacking up a lung for the last few days, I had go searching the stores for some Chloraseptic lozenges. I had a slight tickle for a day or two but it went away. Now Ihear wife's cousin is coming down with something.
I guess there's something going around.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 12:54 AM (QGaXH)
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Culvert wasn't too far from him.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:57 AM (Wt3Iw)
The Gregorian 400 yr cycle estimates the mean tropical year indeed at 365.2425, or 365 + 97/400 days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 12:52 AM (w6EFb)
So I don't know where I got 365.2525 from...
Instead it seems we'll need to skip a leap year or two or three every 400 years ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 01:00 AM (QGaXH)
Peppermints are good for soothing, too. Cinnamon & clove as well.
Or, go for the warm whisky & honey tea!
For stuffy nose? Go for the spicy-hottest food you can stand. Add wasabi or chinese hot mustard to plain rice.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:01 AM (rdVOm)
On this leg of the various Milankovich cycles, the tropical year is actually getting shorter, and then the earth is slowing down, long term.
That will make the drift in the Gregorian a little bit worse over the next couple thousand years. This will make the equinox be about 1 day behind around the year 3200, rather than expected 3200 + 1600 = year 4800 or so.
A ad-hoc thing that would sort of compensate for that would be to skip the leap year in 3200, then continute as normal to the year 4000, and then switch to a 500 yr rather than 400 year cycle.
This would average out over the long term about as best as could be done giving the uncertainties in the astronomical cycles and earth's rotation. It would initially underestimate the year on the front end, then overestimate on the back end, and average out over maybe 10 - 20K years. The equinox would drift maybe +/- days over that period.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 01:01 AM (w6EFb)
That's the Gregorian rule. Skip the leap year every century that's not a multiple of 4. The leap year in 2000 was the first such century leap year since 1600.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 01:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 12:32 AM (Wt3Iw)
I had a 20% ABV beer at Lochiel Brewery in Mesa. Thorfinn Berserker, IIRC. One 7 ounce glass was enough for me. Tasty, but too strong to be enjoyed on a regular basis.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:03 AM (8zz6B)
I guess there's something going around.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Ivermectin is anti-inflamitory and antihistamine.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:04 AM (Wt3Iw)
On this leg of the various Milankovich cycles, the tropical year is actually getting shorter, and then the earth is slowing down, long term.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 01:01 AM (w6EFb)
Well...some days do seem to be longer than others - LOL!
It's getting time for me to call it a night. I see it's after 1 where you are...thank you for the interesting info.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 31, 2025 01:07 AM (QGaXH)
Hubby & I have multiple Rxs between us and so I was afraid to take any or give him any.
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (tfChy)
I saw that video. A prototype. IIRC, had never been fired.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:07 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
OTC in most the world.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:10 AM (/lPRQ)
Be well and thaw out, good sir.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 31, 2025 12:49 AM (IhIKR)
Had to deal with snowy roads through central Montana. Slow drive. Once I got into Idaho, the roads were fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:11 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Supposed to be "OTC" in my state, too. BUT! I must mail-order, because none of the local pharmacies will carry it. Something about a "patient package insert" that is only included when prescribed. It's the *industry* trying to fk us over, of course.
Mail order supply has no "insert", just the standard disclaimer: "talk to your doctor" re: other meds.
Frustrating!
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2025 01:16 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:16 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (tfChy)
Yeah that was cool. Didn't he buy that thing? There was also a Thompson chambered for .30 caliber carbine ammo. Fuck it, the thompson was cool, try ever caliber and see what happens. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 31, 2025 01:17 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: PabloD at December 31, 2025 12:42 AM (tfChy)
I saw that video. A prototype. IIRC, had never been fired.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
>You might need a couple of spare barrels so you can change them out with that kind of pressure and power.
Frankenstein sub.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 31, 2025 01:17 AM (nljXp)
Posted by: JQ
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I did a thorough enough search to satisfy me that contrindications are about zero. ChristyBlinky has mentioned that it can ifluence hearts that have fibrulation problems. I've had atrial fibrulation, an ablation, a shock to get it in rhythm and other mechanical devices.
I've done (not at one time) one and 3/4 tubes of paste, that's probably (recollection) 6 times (it's measured on the syringe) and no problems but the symptoms went away.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:18 AM (Wt3Iw)
How absurd is it, that I'd trust the opinion of somebody on the internet more than I'd trust a dr.?
(Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?)
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:23 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:25 AM (Wt3Iw)
Damn, just reading out this "vouching system" in MN, where any registered voter can "vouch" for up to 8 other voters who don't have proper ID. "Yeah, these guys are good, swearsies!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 31, 2025 01:27 AM (w6EFb)
I didn't tell her where I got it from. I will on the next visit if it works.
Posted by: pawn at December 31, 2025 01:31 AM (Rmqfl)
Mail order supply has no "insert", just the standard disclaimer: "talk to your doctor" re: other meds.
Frustrating!
Posted by: JQ
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Guess I might as well order up some horsey paste then.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:33 AM (/lPRQ)
Take it with a spoon. Ben Had has info and Anne Barnhardt's site has info.
I order mine from Amazon, others have said Tractor Suppy or such is an easy buy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:33 AM (Wt3Iw)
I can get pills cheaper (per dose) than paste, in-state sales only. Meh.
Got to go, sleep beckons...
Posted by: JQ at December 31, 2025 01:40 AM (rdVOm)
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Heh.
The one plus on 'injectable' is it has minimal additives, but do not inject.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 31, 2025 01:45 AM (/lPRQ)
Frankenstein sub.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Always thought the BAR was cool. Rises too much but still cool. An AR in 308 if it didn't come apart.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 31, 2025 01:47 AM (Wt3Iw)
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