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Somali Pirate "Day Care Centers" Are Suddenly Filled (Well, not "Filled") With Rent-a-Kids


Bussing in Child Shields.


The Quality "Learing" Center Minneapolis, a purported day care flagged in a viral video designed to expose fraud, may have been bustling with kids Monday, but it is typically such a ghost town that it appeared closed, a local told The Post.

The resident called the kiddie scene at the site Monday -- a few days after explosive footage called it out and suggested it was part of widespread state fraud -- "highly unusual.

"We've never seen kids go in there until today. That parking lot is empty all the time, and I was under the impression that place is permanently closed," the person said.

Monday's busy parking lot and the roughly 20 kids streaming in and out as The Post staked out the site were in stark contrast to the neighbor's description and YouTuber Nick Shirley's video showing what appeared to be a facility that wasn't in use.

"You do realize there's supposed to be 99 children here in this building, and there's no one here?" Shirley asked the person answering the door to the site in his clip, which was posted online Friday.

No children appeared to be at the center at the time. The facility says its hours are Monday to Thursday, 2 to 10 p.m.

Ibrahim Ali, the son of the owner who said he was the manager, claimed to The Post on Monday that Shirley's visit came before they opened for the day.

"Do you go to a coffee shop at 11 p.m. and say, 'Hey, they're not working'?" Ali argued to The Post.

He also blamed a graphic designer for the now-infamous typo on the site's sign.

"What I understand is [the owners] dealt with a graphic designer. He did it incorrectly. I guess they didn't think it was a big issue," said Ali, 26, who claimed he helps out with homework and paperwork at the facility.

...

Ali said there were about 16 kids inside the center Monday afternoon.

Sixteen? I thought 99 Phantom Children were enrolled here.

...

A woman opening the center at 2 p.m. Monday said Shirley's reporting was inaccurate.

"We don't have fraud. That's a lie," she said, adding, "I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to my lawyer."

Outside the center, another worker took out his smartphone to record a Post reporter who was asking him questions about the situation.


"Don't f--king come to this area. Get the f--k out of here," the employee said angrily.

Sounds like some of the Pirates are considering the Josh Gerstein Second Amendment Solutions.

Posted by: Ace at 02:28 PM




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1 w3tvq3vtgq3

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 02:28 PM (2YF7/)

2
w3tvq3vtgq3
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Just graduated from Quality Learing Center

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 02:29 PM (2YF7/)

3
But for realz...

How did all those Somalis get the signal to show up at Quality Learing Center at 2:00 pm?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 02:29 PM (2YF7/)

4 How much does it cost to rent a little girl? - Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:31 PM (2GVsD)

5 Our tax dollars at work.

We're at what, $38T in debt? Hey, I know, I'll pay more in taxes!

*sigh*

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:31 PM (XuXeR)

6 Somalis in Space!!!!


But no Miss Piggy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:32 PM (2GVsD)

7 If you read "Black Hawk Down" *the book and not the sanitized movie), Somalis loved to use cows, women, kids, and damn near anything else in the Battle of Mogadishu. They also managed to get so absolutely high as kites of khat (usually described as a "mild stimulant") that they would attack our soldiers one-handing AK-47s while covering their dilated pupils from the sunlight. It took thousands of them to kill a few cut-off special forces guys in an indefensible position.

Imagine if the Zulu took 2 million casualties wiping out the British at Isandlwana.

Imagine if Santa Anna lost 200,000 killed storming the Alamo.

Imagine if the Afghans did frontal assaults against their enemies and only ever won if they had a 4,000 to 1 advantage.

That's the level of retardation we are dealing with when we talk about Somalis.

Posted by: the lower depths at December 30, 2025 02:32 PM (UdiE9)

8 So do the Somalis run any baby milk factories?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:32 PM (2GVsD)

9 How much does it cost to rent a little girl? - Joey Bidet."

Ask Jake...

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:32 PM (XuXeR)

10 Dems desperately hoping for a school shooting.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 02:33 PM (GUOwU)

11 David has done a fine job documenting this stuff. I hope he and Nick have guards.

Posted by: huerfano at December 30, 2025 02:33 PM (98kQX)

12 Quantity has a quality of its own - Russian proverb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:33 PM (2GVsD)

13 7 * Somalis loved to use cows, women and children as human shields, I should have said.

Posted by: the lower depths at December 30, 2025 02:34 PM (UdiE9)

14 I believe they have been watching the "Learing Center" for quite a while and there have not been any kids ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 02:34 PM (VE6XX)

15 The faded news paper 'curtains' are a nice touch!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 30, 2025 02:34 PM (4wNax)

16 No shortage of kids since they traffic them everywhere. It's like looking for corn in Iowa.

Posted by: Roy at December 30, 2025 02:35 PM (qwype)

17 If you read "Black Hawk Down" *the book and not the sanitized movie), Somalis loved to use cows, women, kids, and damn near anything else in the Battle of Mogadishu....

====

Read somewhere that on order of 10,000 skinnies were KIA.

Posted by: Operator Error at December 30, 2025 02:35 PM (NUqPs)

18 Notice the lease space next door has a whole window missing.

Is that the airlock?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:35 PM (2GVsD)

19 Looks like democrat is serious about continuing their ill-gotten fraud income.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at December 30, 2025 02:36 PM (gxokI)

20 No shortage of kids since they traffic them everywhere"

Hey Somali, leave these kids alone...

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:36 PM (XuXeR)

21 Who are the owners of these buildings? That might be something to look into. I would imagine there has to be some knowledge from the landlords/owners if there is or isn't a daycare on the site. Zoning comes in to play as well. Probably fraud and corruption end to end....disgusting!

Posted by: DitkaCA at December 30, 2025 02:37 PM (utChY)

22 Posted by: the lower depths

Cows cannot be used as human shields!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 30, 2025 02:37 PM (4wNax)

23 How did all those Somalis get the signal to show up at Quality Learing Center at 2:00 pm?

Probably a government developed app on their government funded phones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:37 PM (2GVsD)

24 Just to be clear -- The Somalians did not get caught because they are more corrupt than all the other 3rd world immigrants, they got caught because they are dumber and brasher and made their fraud too obvious.

I have seen so much fraud. Forget about the citizens on SSDI, or unemployment, or workers comp, or enhanced early retirement from state jobs -- that is rampant too and it seems everyone is doing it. (or the expense account and state credit card fraud.)

But I mean the insurance fraud, the FEMA fraud, the special 9/11 redevelopment fraud, the no show job fraud, the PELL grant fraud, etc. etc. And all this on top of the medicare/medicaid, SNAP, Section 8, etc. fraud.

It is very hard to go to work each day knowing about all the waste and grift. I feel like a slave.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 02:39 PM (i0u7f)

25 Don't know nuthin about it.

Posted by: Health inspectors at December 30, 2025 02:40 PM (2Ez/1)

26 The Somali story has radicalized me on all "public-private partnerships." They are all nothing more than an obfuscation of what should be a public expenditure of tax dollars,into byzantine, behind-the-scenes patchworks of "grants" and "subsidies."

Meanwhile, the "nonprofits" that leech off the taxpayers are almost all Insane Progressives who use the State largesse to cadres of radicals "employed" (at the nonprofit) and able to engage in all kinds of political mischief on the local level.

I've seen the "Project RISE" operate just this way in my beloved Upstate NY/Saratoga. They are now a huge, fat progressive tick ensconced in the State and local body politic. Because "housing affordability" and "the homeless." And every time there's a debate about it, literal Tides Foundation funded radical shills make dramatic protests at City Council meetings etc to protect their fellow travelers.

Meanwhile the official GOPe there is hopelessly deaf, dumb and blind to the bigger picture. It's not about "tax dollars" (just) but funding Leftist Revolution. Think USAID on the domestic level.

Posted by: Zek at December 30, 2025 02:40 PM (5FPX4)

27 99 Phantom Children"

99 Luftballons is better, but OK...

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:40 PM (XuXeR)

28 The facility says its hours are Monday to Thursday, 2 to 10 p.m.
__________

WTF kind of hours are those for a day care?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 30, 2025 02:40 PM (XvL8K)

29 We've been covering this in the previous thread.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:40 PM (RuTUS)

30
A daycare open from 2-10 pm? Never heard of such a thing.

When Nick Shirley was there, I thought the posted hours said they opened early in the morning. I'm guessing he was there before 2 pm, so now they've invented this flimsy lie.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (biznJ)

31 Who in their right mind would send their kids to a daycare or learning business run by a bunch of Somalians who don't speak English and have been in the US for 15 minutes?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (viF8m)

32 Conservatives Pounce on $7 Billion Somali-American Space Program

=====

In. One. State.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

33 Well, in that case, there is nothing to investigate.

- average democrat shill on broadcast television.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (0U5gm)

34 How did all those Somalis get the signal to show up at Quality Learing Center at 2:00 pm?
-
When you're syphoning billions of taxpayer dollars, it's easy to find walking around money for kids.

Or, rather, rent them from the 'parents.'

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (vSvIl)

35 Totally unaware of any of this.

Posted by: Licensing bureaucrats at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (2Ez/1)

36 An aspect of the daycare fraud is probably that kids are counted multiple times across multiple daycares.

The Somali parents were paid a kickback for showing up with their kids, signing them in, and then leaving. How many did that across multiple daycares?

There's a very high chance that the fraudsters can't actually make things right. They can only put on shows at individual centers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

37 A daycare open from 2-10 pm? Never heard of such a thing.

When Nick Shirley was there, I thought the posted hours said they opened early in the morning. I'm guessing he was there before 2 pm, so now they've invented this flimsy lie.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (biznJ)

So they're gonna keep those hostage kids there till 10 PM ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (VE6XX)

38 33 Well, in that case, there is nothing to investigate.

- average democrat shill on broadcast television.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 02:41 PM (0U5gm)

=====

"Why do you care about this when we have a rapist in the White House?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

39 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

40 It is very hard to go to work each day knowing about all the waste and grift. I feel like a slave."

Well, beats feeling like a sucker, I guess.

hours are Monday to Thursday, 2 to 10 p.m."

I've heard the phrase "banker's hours", but c'mon...

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:42 PM (XuXeR)

41 Something like 90% of Somalis are on welfare. What do they need daycare for?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2025 02:42 PM (u73oe)

42 why are they being subsidized AT ALL?

just stop. stop that.

IDC if they run stupid day cares or how many kids are in them, they pay just like I PAID

we PAY for child care!

insanity

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 30, 2025 02:42 PM (emBoF)

43
Just call 877-KIDS-4-RENT.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (tOsOv)

44 13 7 * Somalis loved to use cows, women and children as human shields, I should have said.
Posted by: the lower depths at December 30, 2025 02:34 PM (UdiE9)

I was assuming they were being used for, uh, private entertainment purposes. Which would be equally believable.

Posted by: Wouldn't a cow be a bovine shield? at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

45 The somali frauds should probably re-name their fraud centers once per week just to be safe from investigation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (0U5gm)

46 from the previous thread:

305 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

9m
LMFAO! In reaction to Nick Shirley, the Somalis have rushed to FIX the "Quality LEARING Center" to spell it correctly

It FINALLY says "Learning."

...

https://tinyurl.com/yzme3bxn
Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2025 02:36 PM (NpAcC)

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (RuTUS)

47 Somali Pirate "Day Care Centers" Are Suddenly Filled (Well, not "Filled") With Rent-a-Kids

We'er erry day is talk like a Pirate Day arrrrrgggghhhh

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (gbOdA)

48 Not familiar with these kinds of businesses.

Posted by: Law firms specializing in immigration law at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (2Ez/1)

49 when we have the rapist in the White House"

/heh

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (XuXeR)

50 99 se luftballons ja?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvUafrp4wk0

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (2GVsD)

51
Stunning - it appears they have taken down the license look-up website so Minnesotans can’t see who the Medicaid service providers are or what licensing violations they may have.
@Tim_Walz
@ DHS should restore this immediately.

-------

The MN state government is in on it, up to their eyeballs. Jail.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (biznJ)

52 Kid Rental is a thing?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (r0Y9u)

53 Minnesota has been rock solid liberal dem for over 50 years. They appear to be buying votes of Somalis but they don't really need those votes it would seem.

My hunch is its not just Somalis raking in that cash.

Posted by: DanMan at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (8uzBS)

54 So much pouncing and seizing.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (u73oe)

55 There's a very high chance that the fraudsters can't actually make things right. They can only put on shows at individual centers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
++++
They'll schedule them in rotation. The press will be happy to accommodate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 02:42 PM (avHHk)

======

DHS may see through it. So might the MN USA who started this whole thing with his press conference a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

56 You know who else is a pirate?

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (E0p3T)

57 Filthy Scandis.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (r0Y9u)

58
The facility says its hours are Monday to Thursday, 2 to 10 p.m.
__________
WTF kind of hours are those for a day care?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Titty bar hours for the first shift.
*shudders*
Those are some ugly ass nasty looking football headed skinny strippers.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (QVmho)

59 Something like 90% of Somalis are on welfare. What do they need daycare for?"

Hey, you try to maintain this size on less than 4,000 calories a day!

/average plumpburka

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (XuXeR)

60 Are we at the rolling up our sleeves, sternly worded letter, or congressional subpoena point of this theatrical production?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (XLQLg)

61 Monday's busy parking lot and the roughly 20 kids streaming in and out...

We've moved on from the "Winter/Christmas Break" lie to the "We've always had children here, bigot" stage. Next is The Bulwark's "Somalis HAVE defrauded the government, and why that's what The Founders intended."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (ycI94)

62 Trafficing nuance? Crossing state lines? Where are the CPA's? Abuse? Neglect? Paperwork? GPS tracking data? Pen registers? Patriot Act warrants? Beuller?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 30, 2025 02:44 PM (YlWIZ)

63
It is very hard to go to work each day knowing about all the waste and grift. I feel like a slave.

Similar. I feel like a sucker. Because like every other law-abiding honorable American taxpayer, I'm being treated like one.

Posted by: weew at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (EaEMG)

64 This country was built by welfare cheats.

Posted by: Boston Mayor (Dem-CCP) at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (5FPX4)

65 53 Minnesota has been rock solid liberal dem for over 50 years. They appear to be buying votes of Somalis but they don't really need those votes it would seem.

My hunch is its not just Somalis raking in that cash.

Posted by: DanMan at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (8uzBS)

======

The state house is 50/50. D's have a 1 seat majority.

Kamala won the state by 4 points.

In comparison, Trump won TX by 14, and Democrats are going to spend $100 million on Jasmine Crockett's doomed to fail Senate bid next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

66 My hunch is its not just Somalis raking in that cash."

Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (XuXeR)

67 Doing this just makes the fraud more obvious....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (VE6XX)

68 Sixteen? I thought 99 Phantom Children were enrolled here.
++++
Holidays. They're at home with their loving parents, Ace!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (avHHk)

69 I bet the paint is still wet on half those kids.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (TLuDZ)

70 Willowed in the last thread, but with the billions of dollars of fraud being uncovered, you know that the governors and representatives in these states are taking a cut of the money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (0U5gm)

71 Ya know, I never dawned on us that we should be seeing little kids around here...

Posted by: Cops who routinely patrol the relevant neighborhoods at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (2Ez/1)

72 Every dollar spent on a Somalian equals two dollars.

Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (vFG9F)

73 "Don't f--king come to this area. Get the f--k out of here," the employee said angrily.
++++
Teaching effective communication and conflict resolution to those kids, I see.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (avHHk)

74 The Somali story has radicalized me on all "public-private partnerships." They are all nothing more than an obfuscation of what should be a public expenditure of tax dollars,into byzantine, behind-the-scenes patchworks of "grants" and "subsidies."

Public private partnerships are applied fascism. And as much as Democrats love to claim Antifa and call conservatives fascists, they love it. Their policies are soaked in it, and have been since Wilson and FDR.

Posted by: All projection all the time at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (TbWk/)

75 The American Revolution started with a snowball fight.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (r0Y9u)

76 where are the insurers? do these places actually have any insurance? are they up to code?

come on bureaucrats. you care about my greenhouse plans so much. but not the lives of precious Minnesota children?!?!?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (emBoF)

77 >>>Conservatives Pounce on $7 Billion Somali-American Space Program

OMG, that is hilarious!

Skinnies In Space? Two for the price of one normal sized human? Somebody Alert Musk.

Maybe they can liaise with the the Pleiadeans or the Zeta Reticulans. And loot their shit for us.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)

78 Learing --> Learning
ACE, they fixed the sign!

46 from the previous thread:

305 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

9m
LMFAO! In reaction to Nick Shirley, the Somalis have rushed to FIX the "Quality LEARING Center" to spell it correctly

It FINALLY says "Learning."

...

https://tinyurl.com/yzme3bxn
Posted by: redridinghood at December 30, 2025 02:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM (RuTUS)

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (RuTUS)

79 Yeah, Christmas is big with Muslims.

Posted by: fd at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (vFG9F)

80

Super Friends > Super Kids

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (pkeXY)

81 >>DHS may see through it. So might the MN USA who started this whole thing with his press conference a couple of weeks ago.


Axshullee, it was started under the Biden DOJ. There was very little reporting or fanfare for obvious reasons but they knew this was going on for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (viF8m)

82 70 Willowed in the last thread, but with the billions of dollars of fraud being uncovered, you know that the governors and representatives in these states are taking a cut of the money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (0U5gm)

=======

Considering the nature of government to simply grow for any reason, it's actually not at all impossible that the highest levels of government didn't know.

However, Ellison is on camera admitting to it, so there's that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

83 Something like 90% of Somalis are on welfare. What do they need daycare for?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2025 02:42 PM (u73oe)
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I was wondering the same thing. If none of them have jobs, then why send their children to daycare?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (ESVrU)

84 The Joe Biden Memorial Child Leering Center

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (SzSlN)

85 Every dollar spent on a Somalian equals two dollars.
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi "

/followed for more investment tips!

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (XuXeR)

86 22 Cows cannot be used as human shields!
----------------
You know that, but does a Somali?

Posted by: the lower depths at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (UdiE9)

87 JFK's granddaughter Tatiana Schlossberg has died at 35

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (zNwXb)

88 60 Are we at the rolling up our sleeves, sternly worded letter, or congressional subpoena point of this theatrical production?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Whoa whoa whoa!! Slow down there! We don't want to be called racist MORE! What about a vague statement about concern, principles about limited government, and a warning to Republicans not to start a Muslim/immigrant backlash?

Posted by: Establishment Republicans at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (ycI94)

89
7 If you read "Black Hawk Down" *the book and not the sanitized movie), Somalis loved to use cows, women, kids, and damn near anything else in the Battle of Mogadishu. They also managed to get so absolutely high as kites of khat (usually described as a "mild stimulant") that they would attack our soldiers one-handing AK-47s while covering their dilated pupils from the sunlight. It took thousands of them to kill a few cut-off special forces guys in an indefensible position.

Posted by: the lower depths at December 30, 2025 02:32 PM (UdiE9)

-----

And Al Qaeda trained and directed them. The Somalis couldn't plan the ambush on their own.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (biznJ)

90 If you read "Black Hawk Down" *the book and not the sanitized movie), Somalis loved to use cows, women, kids, and damn near anything else in the Battle of Mogadishu....



I know a Marine that was there at that time, fresh out of boot camp. It didn't take long for him to see what the 'pink mist' was first hand when an insurgent rushed their compound and the .50 cal did it's job.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

91

Pakleds > Somali-American Space Program

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (pkeXY)

92 Cast me in Shakespeare's play and I'll show you some quality Learing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (qbLEp)

93 63
It is very hard to go to work each day knowing about all the waste and grift. I feel like a slave.

Similar. I feel like a sucker. Because like every other law-abiding honorable American taxpayer, I'm being treated like one.
Posted by: weew at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (EaEMG)

Because you are. All of us are.

Posted by: It's the American Dream now at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (TbWk/)

94 81 Axshullee, it was started under the Biden DOJ. There was very little reporting or fanfare for obvious reasons but they knew this was going on for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (viF8m)

========

By "this" I meant this news cycle.

Yes, Biden's DOJ was doing some stuff. They outright stopped releasing press releases about it in the last couple years of the admin, though.

But it was also only focused on 1 of 14 welfare programs while this new MN USA, appointed in August, has said he's looking at all 14.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

95 Nick Shirley finds “Super Kids Daycare Center."

----------

What, “Super Kids Learing Center" wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (tOsOv)

96 You didn’t really think anything would be happen did you?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (9c0bR)

97 In comparison, Trump won TX by 14, and Democrats are going to spend $100 million on Jasmine Crockett's doomed to fail Senate bid next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

Guaran-effing-teed that that will be $100 million of our tax dollars.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (dK+Kv)

98 They are busing children in Minnesota's daycare now. I'm sure they will in Columbus, Ohio too.
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Where are they getting them? Probably from "The Community." Send the bus around and hand the parents (or pimps, whichever) a schedule.

TJM had a guess about this on the last thread:
There's a very high chance that the fraudsters can't actually make things right. They can only put on shows at individual centers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:38 PM (GBKbO)


This strikes me as reasonable. They will try through careful coordination (photo ops on different days, etc.), but it is very likely that there are a lot "enrolled kids" who don't actually exist. *That* needs to be audited heavily, along with these outfits. How many kids aren't real, and how many programs are these unreal kids in?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (avHHk)

99 Minnesota has been rock solid liberal dem for over 50 years. They appear to be buying votes of Somalis but they don't really need those votes it would seem.

My hunch is its not just Somalis raking in that cash.

Posted by: DanMan



The Minnesota fraud ring is funding democrat candidates and turnout operations in Washington state, Pennsylvania, and other states.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (0U5gm)

100 Somali Pirate "Day Care Centers" Are Suddenly Filled (Well, not "Filled") With Rent-a-Kids


How long can you keep it up? Because checking on them is easy.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM (R/hYQ)

101 87 JFK's granddaughter Tatiana Schlossberg has died at 35
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (zNwXb)

leukemia

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM (RuTUS)

102 Yeah, Christmas is big with Muslims.
Posted by: fd at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (vFG9F)

They like the target rich environments.

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM (vSvIl)

103 JFK's granddaughter Tatiana Schlossberg has died at 35

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (zNwXb)



She sounds vaccinated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Stunning - it appears they have taken down the license look-up website so Minnesotans can't see who the Medicaid service providers are or what licensing violations they may have. @Tim_Walz @ DHS should restore this immediately
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LOL. I'm sure they'll get right on it, and that it will have the same data as before when someone finally forces them to do it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM (avHHk)

105 97 Guaran-effing-teed that that will be $100 million of our tax dollars.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 02:48 PM (dK+Kv)

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Nah.

One of Hollywood's favorite things to do in the world is to waste 9 figures every two years trying to turn Texas blue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

106 Sleigh of Peace.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM (r0Y9u)

107 Willowed:

325 It's even worse for the fraudulent day care center to suddenly fill up with live bodies. It's one thing for investigators to evaluate missing books and data files, invoices. Chasing down missing receipts - typical audit stuff.

But once you have actual live bodies, you can ask them for names, addresses, bank accounts, credit cards, documentation on the spot. Then you can reconcile those names to any prior activity at the location. Inspection history. If ONE thing doesn't add up - like different names of parents and children, then the real fun begins.
Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (rj6Yv)

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (rj6Yv)

108 Daycares have to have records on each child, a specific ratio of adults to children that is age dependent, attendance records, etc. If their friends brought in all the kids to have kids in a building, those records should be readily available. They also need to be providing tax statements to parents, which is probably a whole other area of fraud.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (Wmg4n)

109 DFW media guy and all around car 'expert' Ed Wallace has passed away as well.

He was in his 70s.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Ihan Omar (Nur) has seen her net worth explode into the multi million range in just a couple of years and she's married to one of the Democrats largest fundraisers in MN.

Until proven otherwise I'm going to assume the two of them are up their eyeballs in this fraud.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (viF8m)

111 The Joe Biden Memorial Child Leering Center

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (SzSlN)

That's quality.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)

112 >>In comparison, Trump won TX by 14, and Democrats are going to spend $100 million on Jasmine Crockett's doomed to fail Senate bid next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM

I want all the fine people of California and New York and every other superior to Texas in every way state in between to send money to Jasmine. Lots of money. Enough for Jasmine to retire and make the occasional guest appearance on CNN to speak Ebonics or proper English. Whichever audience she's courting that hour.

Posted by: huerfano at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (98kQX)

113 These Muslim settler colonists (not "migrants") are just doing jobs that Americans won't do: loot the treasury and vote for Democrats.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (iDFVA)

114 She sounds vaccinated."

She liked to lecture the rest of us great unwashed, too.

I'll leave it at that...

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (XuXeR)

115 Who is doing the background checks on all the daycare workers?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (ESVrU)

116 Using kids in the furtherance of a crime breaks all kinds of child protection laws, but because they're Somalians they'll get pass I'm sure.

Posted by: Two Americas. Maybe more. at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (TbWk/)

117 If all the Somalis scam are ended and they are thrown of govt assistance there will be massive crime spree. Republicans/Trumps fault.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (GUOwU)

118 This country was built by welfare cheats.
Posted by: Boston Mayor (Dem-CCP)


Well, yeah ...

but we built this CITY on Rock n Roll!

Posted by: Grace Slick at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (3ZUWJ)

119 In comparison, Trump won TX by 14, and Democrats are going to spend $100 million on Jasmine Crockett's doomed to fail Senate bid next year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

More importantly is they are going to steal the election primary from preachy I studied the Bible Talarco.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (gbOdA)

120 story of Columbus-area Somali fraud that @DispatchAlerts @wsyx6 @nbc4i @10TV somehow missed.

The fraudsters in this story donated $5000 to @MayorGinther in exchange for hundreds of thousands of dollars from @ColumbusGov.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (Wt3Iw)

121 May a thousand Nick Shirleys bloom.

Posted by: Thanks Elon! at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (2Ez/1)

122 I heard an encouraging story that DOJ is starting to look at suits against NGO "sponsors" to claw back the welfare money. Apparently Catholic Charities, Lutherans, etc are (theoretically) on the hook for millions if the government chooses to enforce these agreements.

I'm a big fan of organized religion, but not when they do radical politics, particularly when they do so for financial gain. So I hope they get it good and hard on this one.

Posted by: Zek at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (5FPX4)

123 Where can I go for some learing?

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (ufJfM)

124 And just to get ahead of the news curve on the election fraud in Minn.

They say a registered voter can "vouch" for up to 8 people, or unlimited if you work in care home, and same day register them to vote. This is bad, but people don't understand the magnitude.

When I was a lad, I remember the inner city churches all ran buses around the city delivering people to voting stations. That may seem odd considering voting stations were all over and always walking distance in the inner cities. A guy would get out with a clip board and tell each passenger something (I presume their "name" and how to vote) and they would vote. Then they would go to next voting station.

This is the GOTV machine the Dems run in the cities. Mail-in makes it easier, but they use all methods to get their numbers up. 20 people driving around on election day can deliver 200 votes. 20 buses in a small city and you got 4k votes. They sell those votes to candidates (which is why the winners never want to legislate the practice away) and control all local offices.

So in response to above - yes, the pols get something. Look at the Jim Jones Church for a case history of how that works.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (i0u7f)

125 117 If all the Somalis scam are ended and they are thrown of govt assistance there will be massive crime spree. Republicans/Trumps fault.


that's already been happening around me

interesting demographics on the shoplifters nowadays

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (emBoF)

126 118 This country was built by welfare cheats.
Posted by: Boston Mayor (Dem-CCP)


Well America is the Land of the Free.... Stuff

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (VE6XX)

127 Nah.

One of Hollywood's favorite things to do in the world is to waste 9 figures every two years trying to turn Texas blue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

Money is fungible, as you know.

If our tax dollars was not so easily pilfered and laundered through charitable and non-charitable orgs (PACs), that money to waste on lost cause after lost cause would likely dry up real quick.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

128 I heard an encouraging story that DOJ is starting to look at suits against NGO "sponsors" to claw back the welfare money. Apparently Catholic Charities, Lutherans, etc are (theoretically) on the hook for millions if the government chooses to enforce these agreements. ...
Posted by: Zek at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (5FPX4)
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Okay.

Also, dissolve them. *ANY* "NGO" found to have been complicit in fraud should be fully expropriated and dissolved. They get special rules. If they cheat, they should get special punishments.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (avHHk)

129 Tatiana worked for the New York Times

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (2GVsD)

130 Are these 16 kids part of the missing 300,000?


Keep up the good work, Bondi

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (cB9//)

131 I was wondering the same thing. If none of them have jobs, then why send their children to daycare?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (ESVrU)

For the learing, duh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (h7ZuX)

132 Who is doing the background checks on all the daycare workers?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (ESVrU)



BWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Hair sniffing centers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (r0Y9u)

134 123 Where can I go for some learing?
Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at December 30, 2025 02:52 PM (ufJfM)

Shakespeare?

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:53 PM (RuTUS)

135 particularly when they do so for financial gain."

This. The open wallet of the American Taxpayer was simply too much gold to ignore, especially for groups seeing declines...

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:53 PM (XuXeR)

136 Daycares have to have records on each child, a specific ratio of adults to children that is age dependent, attendance records, etc. If their friends brought in all the kids to have kids in a building, those records should be readily available. They also need to be providing tax statements to parents, which is probably a whole other area of fraud.
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (Wmg4n)

ChatGPT, please create records for the last 3 years showing 92 kids attendance records.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 02:53 PM (9c0bR)

137 119 More importantly is they are going to steal the election primary from preachy I studied the Bible Talarco.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (gbOdA)

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"Mary could have aborted Jesus" Talarco?

That guy? Who said it on Rogan?

Honestly, I kind of wish he had a remote chance in the primary. I mean, the TX Democrat party is already mostly dead, but that might just simply kill it outright.

Crockett's grift, though, will have longer term entertainment value. Her losing by 9 is going to feed the machine against Kamala, but being against powerful black women is anathema in Democrat politics. Just...pure entertainment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

138 Daycares have to have records on each child, a specific ratio of adults to children that is age dependent, attendance records, etc. If their friends brought in all the kids to have kids in a building, those records should be readily available. They also need to be providing tax statements to parents, which is probably a whole other area of fraud.
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (Wmg4n)




Not when you're a front for laundering money, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

139 Conservatives Pounce on $7 Billion Somali-American Space Program

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NASA's Top Priority During The Obama Administration -- Muslim Outreach -- Finally Pays Off!

/And you all laughed at and mocked that inspired initiative ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 02:54 PM (tOsOv)

140 Children? Where is the city? Where is the county? Where is the state. Where are the Federal Government CPA's looking out for taxpayer money? Are all those snouts in the trough? We might need camps for rent seekers waiting out their retirement dates.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 30, 2025 02:54 PM (YlWIZ)

141 Daycares have to have records"

Oh, you're so trusting...and ethical.

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:55 PM (XuXeR)

142 Ihan Omar (Nur) has seen her net worth explode into the multi million range in just a couple of years and she's married to one of the Democrats largest fundraisers in MN.

Until proven otherwise I'm going to assume the two of them are up their eyeballs in this fraud.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (viF8m)

The give-away that they're in on the fraud is when they cry about racism and white supremacy.

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 02:55 PM (vSvIl)

143 I think a lot of people are missing a big thing going on. While we haven't seen any big prosecutions, the uncovering of massive fraud along with shutting USAID and other agencies are robbing the Dems of a lot of cash from kickbacks. Keep hitting them with this stuff and they'll be fighting like cats and dogs come the primary season

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 02:55 PM (zNwXb)

144 Minnesota shouldn't feel too bad, here in Pennsylvania our governor is a retard too.

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 02:55 PM (RHGPo)

145 In 2008, Al Franken defeated Norm Coleman for a Senate seat. Franken "won" by 312 votes after recounts.

Yea, Minnesota isn't as blue as it would appear. Democrats do what they never do, cheat.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 02:55 PM (viF8m)

146 It is very sad circumstances.
NYT:
Nov 22, 2025 — The daughter of Caroline Kennedy writes about receiving a terminal diagnosis following the birth of her daughter

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (RuTUS)

147 >>>@dumbbitchcap . 5h

The wildest thing about the Somali daycare scandal is that apparently the government’s goal was to subsidize daycares for random immigrants while tax paying American parents have been complaining for years they can barely afford childcare with two incomes
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See, he fell for the commie breakup trap.
Do the math. If daycare (government programming) costs that much, mamma could stay at home, give the children a proper childhood while dad supported the family.
But that's too coherent, idinit?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (Wt3Iw)

148 "Conservatives Pounce on $7 Billion Somali-American Space Program..."

What?

Posted by: Somali goat with bottle rocket shoved up its ass at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (5FPX4)

149 "Daycares have to have records on each child, a specific ratio of adults to children that is age dependent, attendance records, etc. If their friends brought in all the kids to have kids in a building, those records should be readily available. They also need to be providing tax statements to parents, which is probably a whole other area of fraud.
Posted by: Piper"


Silly rabbit. Rules are for Americans.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (GUOwU)

150 https://x.com/ElectionCenter_/status/
2005384202334917049/photo/2

Daycare violations

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (gbOdA)

151 Minnesota shouldn't feel too bad, here in Pennsylvania our governor is a retard too.
Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 02:55 PM (RHGPo)

Funny thing is Walz is only the 2nd most retarded guv of MN. Jesse Ventura was once Governor after all.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (9c0bR)

152 Not when you're a front for laundering money, you see.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30

What I want to know is what were they were doing since they had people at the buildings, just not kids. They weren’t all vacant.

Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (p4NUW)

153 143 I think a lot of people are missing a big thing going on. While we haven't seen any big prosecutions, the uncovering of massive fraud along with shutting USAID and other agencies are robbing the Dems of a lot of cash from kickbacks. Keep hitting them with this stuff and they'll be fighting like cats and dogs come the primary season
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 02:55 PM (zNwXb)

Hope so.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (RuTUS)

154 but we built this CITY on Rock n Roll!
Posted by: Grace Slick at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (3ZUWJ)


Which was not wise

youtu.be/KnNYsvDCaUg

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (rbvCR)

155 146 It is very sad circumstances.
NYT:
Nov 22, 2025 — The daughter of Caroline Kennedy writes about receiving a terminal diagnosis following the birth of her daughter
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (RuTUS)

The Kennedy Family has had some pretty bad "luck."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (VE6XX)

156 and the roughly 20 kids streaming in and out

Out? Did they just come for the free lunch?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (jc0TO)

157 We might need camps for rent seekers waiting out their retirement dates."

We could call 'em "the Camp of The Saints"

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (XuXeR)

158 >>The give-away that they're in on the fraud is when they cry about racism and white supremacy.

Which is amusing given she is married to a white guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (viF8m)

159 in other news:

"@TMZ #Exclusive -- Jill Biden's ex-husband's wife dies after Delaware cops were called for a domestic dispute, and found her unresponsive."

Maybe Jill was lucky.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (vbXSk)

160 ChatGPT, please create records for the last 3 years showing 92 kids attendance records.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald


(Proceeds to generate records showing mostly Hispanic names and the entire cast of Stranger Things)

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 30, 2025 02:58 PM (OUMaO)

161
Digital Gal
@DigitalGalX

‼️ Minnesota Daycare Phone Shocker

A viewer of Nick Shirley’s viral daycare exposé claims calling Sweet Angel Child Care in Minneapolis, featured in the video, rang directly to Governor Tim Walz’s office.

Not a state line.
Not a referral.
The governor’s office.

If true, why would a daycare number connect there?

[video]

https://is.gd/7d5V5q

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 02:58 PM (tOsOv)

162 but we built this CITY on Rock n Roll!
Posted by: Grace Slick at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (3ZUWJ)

Which was not wise

youtu.be/KnNYsvDCaUg
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM


Rock doesn't provide the solid bass to support a city.

You need to bring the funk.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 02:58 PM (jc0TO)

163 I'm a big fan of organized religion, but not when they do radical politics, particularly when they do so for financial gain. So I hope they get it good and hard on this one.
Posted by: Zek


By law, charities cannot require belief in a Church for employment. Add in Pournelle's Iron Law, and it's a lock these groups are controlled by professional leftists. The sadder version is the Conference of Catholic Bishops, which appears to be captured by the marxist vein of the Church. Ugg.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (mlg/3)

164 Hawaiian Judge orders Trump's HHS Secretary to reopen all fraudulent Somali Businesses immediately...

Judge says that it is racist to only arrest Somalis for Fraud and not arresting white racist supremist crackers trying to report the fraud.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (J9q9v)

165 Nov 22, 2025 — The daughter of Caroline Kennedy writes about receiving a terminal diagnosis following the birth of her daughter
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (RuTUS)

The Kennedy Family has had some pretty bad "luck."
Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (VE6XX)



There are certain terms when you sell the family soul, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

166 If true, why would a daycare number connect there?
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So you can call him a retard?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (qbLEp)

167 160 (Proceeds to generate records showing mostly Hispanic names and the entire cast of Stranger Things)

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 30, 2025 02:58 PM (OUMaO)

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In invented cities of Minnesota, all founded before the crossing of the ice bridge, with mayors derived from famous science fiction figures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

168 This is all because of one guy.
One guy who worked for years in one of these light industrial type of neighborhoods and realized he was seeing daycare centers without any kids.
He started doing some digging and found lots of financial data.
Then he decided to contact YouTube phenom Nick Shirley and the story broke wide open.

You see?
I always said: If you see something say something!

Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)

169 Conservatives Pounce on $7 Billion Somali-American Space Program

Just building on the legacy of the Old Negro Space Program.

https://tinyurl.com/ye2762k5

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (P/9/6)

170 "I think a lot of people are missing a big thing going on. While we haven't seen any big prosecutions, the uncovering of massive fraud along with shutting USAID and other agencies are robbing the Dems of a lot of cash from kickbacks.... Smell the Glove."

Exactly. To repeat a part of a post above, I think a useful frame is to think of all these bullshit "State grants to nonprofits" as the domestic equivalent of the USAID scam. We need to defund their Revolution one State at at time.

Posted by: Zek at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (5FPX4)

171 Silly rabbit. Rules are for Americans."

And suckers. Oh, that's redundant...

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 02:59 PM (XuXeR)

172 Consider that if the average IQ of the Somalis is 68, half are below that. And the Minnesota DFL was too stupid and corrupt to stop them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (zNwXb)

173 “You gotta admit, though, the catering to the Somali community that goes on by the Democrats in Minnesota is a little weird, is it not?” Jennings asked, with Simmons responding, “I will tell you, I was in Minnesota two weeks ago. The people of Minnesota —”

“They got the lieutenant governor up there dressed like The Handmaid‘s Tale. I mean, why do they cater —” Jennings said before Simmons interrupted, claiming, “That is out of line.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

174 172 Consider that if the average IQ of the Somalis is 68, half are below that. And the Minnesota DFL was too stupid and corrupt to stop them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (zNwXb)

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Roughly half. Assuming normal distribution.

Average =/= median.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

175 155 146 It is very sad circumstances.
NYT:
Nov 22, 2025 — The daughter of Caroline Kennedy writes about receiving a terminal diagnosis following the birth of her daughter
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 02:56 PM (RuTUS)

The Kennedy Family has had some pretty bad "luck."
Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 02:57 PM (VE6XX)

And so publicly.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (RuTUS)

176 A viewer of Nick Shirley’s viral daycare exposé claims calling Sweet Angel Child Care in Minneapolis, featured in the video, rang directly to Governor Tim Walz’s office.
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Side Scrollers yesterday randomly tried that out, and confirmed the number went to the governor's office.

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (vSvIl)

177 w3tvq3vtgq3
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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wad-ji go n do that fer? WAD-JI GO N DO THAT FER!?!?

Posted by: Karl Childers at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (DDJSl)

178 I have seen so much fraud. Forget about the citizens on SSDI, or unemployment, or workers comp, or enhanced early retirement from state jobs -- that is rampant too and it seems everyone is doing it. (or the expense account and state credit card fraud.)

But I mean the insurance fraud, the FEMA fraud, the special 9/11 redevelopment fraud, the no show job fraud, the PELL grant fraud, etc. etc. And all this on top of the medicare/medicaid, SNAP, Section 8, etc. fraud.

It is very hard to go to work each day knowing about all the waste and grift. I feel like a slave.


Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 02:39 PM (i0u7f)

Don't forget about all the H-1B fraud with Indians. As well as all the companies outsourcing to India, where there is also a ton of fraud. I work with these fraudulent Indians pretending to be engineers. They are a disgrace.

The only thing that makes me angrier at work than the worthless Indian "engineers" is knowing my managers and company "leadership" are the ones who fired 400 of us to replace us with these retards.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 03:01 PM (P5BPp)

179
Next is The Bulwark's "Somalis HAVE defrauded the government, and why that's what The Founders intended."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

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I keep checking the Idiot Three: Pod Save America, The Bulwark, and MSNOW. Not an electron about Minnesota fraud.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 03:01 PM (2YF7/)

180 173 “They got the lieutenant governor up there dressed like The Handmaid‘s Tale. I mean, why do they cater —” Jennings said before Simmons interrupted, claiming, “That is out of line.”

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (RHGPo)

======

Just further proof that the whole Handmaid's Tale dressup thing is a sexual kink.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

181 Jill Biden’s ex-husband’s wife was found dead after police were called to the couple’s residence for a ‘domestic dispute’ on December 28. 64-year-old Linda Stevenson, wife of Jill Biden’s ex-husband Bill Stevenson, was found unresponsive after police arrived to the New Castle, Delaware, residence late Sunday night. New Castle County Police are conducting an investigation.

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

182 Pirate school, what a thought

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:01 PM (Ia/+0)

183 Keep attacking people who can’t defend themselves if it makes you feel strong, MAGA. I wish one of these people would ask TRUMP where the kids are. He knows everything about them. 

Someone from DHS misspoke. All of the records are publicly accessible. They have an active license and have been audited/visited a lot. all the audits prove there isn't fraud. maybe the state is too lenient with allowing places to keep a license despite repeated violations for quality of care concerns.

The Minnesota GOP was against adding funds to Minnesota Departments to investigate fraud during the last legislative session

10 years of investigation and building a case to go after all these folks and, just as they were getting to the finish line, Trump and his merry band of other pedophiles co-opt the whole thing and turn it into a politically divisive and racist attack against his political opponents.

I am not sure why Dems keep spoon feeding them talking points.

Exactly! MPR has been reporting on similar fraud, and state efforts to stop it, since Shirely was 12.
https://shorturl.at/nu9Fo

The GOP is realizing that they are in trouble for the mid terms.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (ycI94)

184 177 w3tvq3vtgq3
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
----------------

wad-ji go n do that fer? WAD-JI GO N DO THAT FER!?!?
Posted by: Karl Childers at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (DDJSl)

Blonde Morticia learned to read at a Learing Center.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (RuTUS)

185 This blonde left Minnesota years ago and is increasingly grateful for that:
http://tiny.cc/uz0x001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (avHHk)

186 The Kennedys can't fly, can't ski, can't drive , can't hold their liquor and treat their women like shit. But they can tell you how to live your life

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (zNwXb)

187 Pirate school, what a thought
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:01 PM


Please conjugate 'Arrr'.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (jc0TO)

188 Side Scrollers yesterday randomly tried that out, and confirmed the number went to the governor's office.
Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (vSvIl)
=======

"The check is in the mail! It is true!"

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (rj6Yv)

189 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (ycI94)

Bless you.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (RuTUS)

190 POLITICO'S Josh Gerstein Under FIRE for Implying Somalis Could Shoot Amateurs Investigating Fraud

... didn't I see the name "Josh Gerstein" in the Epstein Files ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (RHGPo)

191 172 Consider that if the average IQ of the Somalis is 68, half are below that. And the Minnesota DFL was too stupid and corrupt to stop them
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 03:00 PM (zNwXb)

Someone is helping them with the scam and I saw a video from a few years ago where the Somali's were bringing their kid, signing in and then leaving and the parents got a cut of the action from the daycare.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (c+QVv)

192 108 Daycares have to have records on each child, a specific ratio of adults to children that is age dependent, attendance records, etc.
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (Wmg4n)

In Ohio, they're required to have an outdoor play area. Which none of these boarded-up abandoned strip mall concrete block day care structures have.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (h7ZuX)

193 The GOP is realizing that they are in trouble for the mid terms.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (ycI94)
++++
This is probably true - both the trouble, and the realization.

Which is a damning indictment of the political system, but that ain't news.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (avHHk)

194 Silly rabbit. Rules are for Americans.
Posted by: Ripley


---------
I dated a girl with a kid in daycare, and I was friendly with the owner (a family business, just a handful of kids and and old couple running it.)

They got surprise inspections from the state and always had to have the right ratio of adults to kids. They had to meet sanitary and food safety standards. They house was inspected for any hazards, etc.

There is NO FUCKING WAY the whole state bureaucracy was not in on this scam.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (i0u7f)

195 183 Someone from DHS misspoke. All of the records are publicly accessible. They have an active license and have been audited/visited a lot. all the audits prove there isn't fraud. maybe the state is too lenient with allowing places to keep a license despite repeated violations for quality of care concerns.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (ycI94)

=======

This is...chef's kiss...

"Sure, maybe auditors are too lenient on some bad things happening there, but the daycares have been audited, so there's nothing wrong."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

196 140 Children? Where is the city? Where is the county? Where is the state. Where are the Federal Government CPA's looking out for taxpayer money? Are all those snouts in the trough? We might need camps for rent seekers waiting out their retirement dates.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
-----

Is your paper work filled out?
Have you checked all the boxes?
Completed the numerical attendance form?
Yes.
OK, you're good to go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (Wt3Iw)

197 Consider that if the average IQ of the Somalis is 68, half are below that. And the Minnesota DFL was too stupid and corrupt to stop them

Posted by: Smell the Glove


It wasn't stupidity. With that much money floating around, I guarantee you that they were getting a cut. Nobody is stupid enough to miss that amount of dollars moving, and they aren't stupid enough to risk legal jeopardy without remuneration.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (0U5gm)

198 *signing in and leaving with their kid. No show daycare beyond the sign in.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2025 03:04 PM (c+QVv)

199 Pirate school, what a thought
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:01 PM

Please conjugate 'Arrr'.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (jc0TO)
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Math includes divvying up the booty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 03:04 PM (ESVrU)

200 his blonde left Minnesota years ago and is increasingly grateful for that:
http://tiny.cc/uz0x001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (avHHk)

Chick could stand to get near a sammich once in a while.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 03:04 PM (dK+Kv)

201 The GOP is realizing that they are in trouble for the mid terms.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM


We'll just steal it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:04 PM (jc0TO)

202
If true, why would a daycare number connect there?

[video]

https://is.gd/7d5V5q
Posted by: ShainS

===============

Cf. above: "Just to be clear -- The Somalians did not get caught because they are more corrupt than all the other 3rd world immigrants, they got caught because they are dumber and brasher and made their fraud too obvious."

No one was bothering to check anything. "Here, go to the Minnesota website and see what the number is. Use that."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 03:04 PM (2YF7/)

203 >>The GOP is realizing that they are in trouble for the mid terms.

Sure thing, sugar tits.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 03:04 PM (viF8m)

204 @wakeupusa . 18h

Green Bay Mayor Eric Genrich: “I’m just really proud to stand with our Somali community during this difficult time…

The Somali community, the refugee community, the immigrant community represent the best of who we are as Green Bay residents, but also as Americans…”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (Wt3Iw)

205 193 The GOP is realizing that they are in trouble for the mid terms.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (ycI94)
++++
This is probably true - both the trouble, and the realization.

Which is a damning indictment of the political system, but that ain't news.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (avHHk)

=====

That a major political party is only now realizing that the president's party usually loses seats in Congress in a midterm is ridiculous on its face.

Republicans at the highest levels have assumed history playing out as it always does since November of last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

206 Bad sign or good sign. Either way, 'Lear To Daycare'

@LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (mlg/3)

207 "There is NO FUCKING WAY the whole state bureaucracy was not in on this scam. --Mrs. Santa's unclean sister."

You underestimate the power of a stupid, lazy civil servant who "works remotely" three days a week to underperform.

Posted by: Occam's Razor and Donut Shop at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (5FPX4)

208 Brendan Keefe - Atlanta News First @BrendanKeefe

Minneapolis has one of the most robust local investigative reporting traditions in the nation. If you haven’t heard about fraud in MN daycares, Medicaid & social services prior to a viral video, it’s because you get ‘news’ from social media. A simple Google search proves this.

DataRepublican (small r) reposted
Hot Onion Juice @HotOnionJuice

Journalist to Daycare: I heard you're doing a fraud, are you?
Somalian: No, of course not.
Journalist: Good enough!

Which is what happened because there are billions in fraud. And if you reported on it, you would THINK that people might be upset and government MIGHT do something.

X: https://bit.ly/4bc23MA

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (P5BPp)

209 Side Scrollers, conveniently just posted the clip:

https://tinyurl.com/3myjkm4x

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (vSvIl)

210 The Somali community, the refugee community, the immigrant community represent the best of who we are as Green Bay residents, but also as Americans…”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (Wt3Iw)

Oh Brother...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (VE6XX)

211 The fraud is so dang obvious and widespread - it’s insulting to see the Democrats and MSM continue to cover it up.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (Hkcdp)

212 Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: Throwback to Dennis Miller at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (2Ez/1)

213 Pirate school, what a thought
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:01 PM

Please conjugate 'Arrr'.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:02 PM (jc0TO)
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I arrr, you arrr, we all arrr together.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (qbLEp)

214 Found the video

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/
2005701005187637450

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (c+QVv)

215 I dated a girl with a kid in daycare

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (i0u7f)




Uh.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

216 ChatGPT, please create records for the last 3 years showing 92 kids attendance records.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

--------------

. FOR three years
... FOR each school day
..... FOR ghost-somali 1 TO 92
.......PRINT "Mohammed Muhammad Mahammad"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (tOsOv)

217 I a watch a 1960s documentary where they use helicopters with magnets to alleviate bad drivers.
Probably a drivers ed video from Japan.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (gbOdA)

218 @LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Gender and Queer Studies PhDs most affected.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (ycI94)

219 Somali grifters have looted taxpayers for as much as $9 billion in Minnesota. If only that were the extent of it. Via LifeZette: An independent journalist in Ohio has released a video investigation alleging extensive fraud schemes involving the misuse of Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) benefits within parts of the state’s Somali community, adding to broader scrutiny of welfare programs and oversight failures. A favorite scam involves connecting restaurants to grocery stores. According to the journalist, these grocery stores are able to process EBT transactions for bulk food purchases, which are then used to supply the adjacent restaurants.

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (RHGPo)

220 206
@LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (mlg/3)

hmm

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (RuTUS)

221 "We did one story about the fraud 4 years ago in response to some indictments. We haven't covered any detail of it since. In fact, we've run cover stories about how any accusation of fraud is just racisms from Trump, but we did cover it 4 years ago."
-the press' defense

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

222 4 How much does it cost to rent a little girl? - Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 30, 2025 02:31 PM (2GVsD)

'How much for the leetle girl?

Your women, I want to buy your women.....'

-Jake Blues

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 03:07 PM (QGaXH)

223 So one of my daughters worked 5 years in a daycare as a teacher. The state had this thing called "licensing" which was in their center "OFTEN", usually checking that the teacher/student ratios (at all age groups) was in compliance. Did MN not have licensing inspections of these centers? Audit checks? Anything? Bueller? Bueller?

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at December 30, 2025 03:07 PM (e/Osv)

224
These Muslim settler colonists (not "migrants") are just doing jobs that Americans won't do: loot the treasury and vote for Democrats.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega


There are plenty of Americans who will loot and vote D.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 03:07 PM (pkeXY)

225 215 I dated a girl with a kid in daycare

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (i0u7f)



Uh.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Word order is important!

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 03:07 PM (RuTUS)

226 According to the journalist, these grocery stores are able to process EBT transactions for bulk food purchases, which are then used to supply the adjacent restaurants.
Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM


until the bust out.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:07 PM (jc0TO)

227 @LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.

... none is Somali communities

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

228 215 I dated a girl with a kid in daycare

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (i0u7f)

Uh.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

You got the kid's number? Hook a brother up!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (ycI94)

229 syphoning billions of taxpayer dollars
--------------------

We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (E0p3T)

230 1 w3tvq3vtgq3
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 02:28 PM (2YF7/)
___________________________

Ok, I went to the coordinates you provided, and all I found was an old wrapper from one of those convenience story burritos. Oh, and a dead possum.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (dIske)

231 This is real.

>>In Minnesota, a registered voter can "vouch" for up to eight individuals who are seeking same-day voter registration without an ID, verifying their residency at the polling place. This process allows those without proper identification to still participate in the election by having someone confirm their address

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (viF8m)

232 Ok, I went to the coordinates you provided, and all I found was an old wrapper from one of those convenience story burritos. Oh, and a dead possum.
Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (dIske)
++++
Score!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (avHHk)

233 Those Somalis are the product of a poor environment. There's nothing wrong with them, I can prove it.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (TGdF9)

234 I a watch a 1960s documentary where they use helicopters with magnets to alleviate bad drivers.
Probably a drivers ed video from Japan.
Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:06 PM (gbOdA)
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Did they dump them in Tokyo Bay, as in "You Only Live Twice?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (qbLEp)

235 all I found was an old wrapper from one of those convenience story burritos. Oh, and a dead possum.
Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM


Is there a connection?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:09 PM (jc0TO)

236 Bad sign or good sign. Either way, 'Lear To Daycare'

@LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem


Long overdue.
The coffee market is saturated.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:09 PM (2WIwB)

237 224
These Muslim settler colonists (not "migrants") are just doing jobs that Americans won't do: loot the treasury and vote for Democrats.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega

There are plenty of Americans who will loot and vote D.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 03:07 PM (pkeXY)

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:09 PM (gbOdA)

238 Tom Emmer@GOPMajorityWhip

I’m calling for the denaturalization and deportation of every Somali engaged in fraud in Minnesota.


Steve Cortes@CortesSteve

Hey Tom, remember when you started the Congressional “Somali Caucus” — and strenuously advocated for mass migration from the Third World?

We do...The Minnesota Star Tribune
Emmer, Ellison join together to create Somalia Caucus
_Allison Sherry 6/24/15

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (Wt3Iw)

239 Uh.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


This is my holiday nic.

It is from Bad Santa, but I don't think anyone got it.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (i0u7f)

240 >>The Somali community, the refugee community, the immigrant community represent the best of who we are as Green Bay residents, but also as Americans…”

Posted by: Braenyard


Hide the Silverware


Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (grNgC)

241 In Minnesota, a registered voter can "vouch" for up to eight individuals who are seeking same-day voter registration without an ID, verifying their residency at the polling place. This process allows those without proper identification to still participate in the election by having someone confirm their address
Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (viF8m)
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Don't know 'im, don't vouch for 'im.

Posted by: Shep Proudfoot at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (qbLEp)

242
Please conjugate 'Arrr'.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I Arrr.
You Arrr.
We Arrr.
They Arrr.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (QVmho)

243
@LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem

Not surprised.. There's one on every corner

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (VE6XX)

244 Did they dump them in Tokyo Bay, as in "You Only Live Twice?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 03:08 PM (qbLEp)

yeah they did damn

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (gbOdA)

245 Ah yes, the vaunted MN investigative reporters who refused to do even the most basic looksee into Ilhan Omar’s marriages and campaign violations (using it to pay for divorce from brother, iirc), and dismissed the Powerline blog’s reporting when they did it for them.

*makes wanking off gesture *

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)

246 >>@LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem


>Long overdue.
>The coffee market is saturated.


True, this has been percolating for some time now.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 03:11 PM (grNgC)

247 Somali Pirate "Day Care Centers" Are Suddenly Filled (Well, not "Filled") With Rent-a-Kids.


And this was after the state certified that the day care centers in question had been shut down a week ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 30, 2025 03:11 PM (0N4FZ)

248 @LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem


Long overdue.
The coffee market is saturated.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:09 PM (2WIwB)



And starbucks coffee sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

249 BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (mlg/3)

Good. Their coffee is ass.

Posted by: Good Riddance at December 30, 2025 03:11 PM (TGdF9)

250 242
Please conjugate 'Arrr'.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I Arrr.
You Arrr.
We Arrr.
They Arrr.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (QVmho)

; )

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 03:11 PM (RuTUS)

251 I heard an encouraging story that DOJ is starting to look at suits against NGO "sponsors" to claw back the welfare money. Apparently Catholic Charities, Lutherans, etc are (theoretically) on the hook for millions if the government chooses to enforce these agreements.

I'm a big fan of organized religion, but not when they do radical politics, particularly when they do so for financial gain. So I hope they get it good and hard on this one.

Posted by: Zek at December 30, 2025 02:51 PM (5FPX4)
==
I assume all of them are a problem. I know the Bishops and the Pope have a problem with immigration reluctance on the part of their US parishioners. Of course, I have a problem with clergy lecturing me on ignoring theft, and false witness, and lying too. I consider the US Bishop's Conference to be an accessory to all of this and would suggest they all spend some time in a cell - or maybe they can all go live at the Vatican.

Posted by: Black JEM at December 30, 2025 03:11 PM (GZYu7)

252 This is real.

>>In Minnesota, a registered voter can "vouch" for up to eight individuals who are seeking same-day voter registration without an ID, verifying their residency at the polling place. This process allows those without proper identification to still participate in the election by having someone confirm their address
Posted by: JackStraw


Solution: audit those 8 people the voter vouches for.
Five years in the pen, no parole, for each voter found ineligible to vote.

Put some skin in the game.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (R/hYQ)

253 Why was there ever a Congressional Somali Caucus, FFS?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (Hkcdp)

254 Let he who has not run an $8B childcare fraud cast the first stone. Racist.

Posted by: Martin Tell at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (sFNX2)

255 It is from Bad Santa, but I don't think anyone got it.
Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (i0u7f)



Never saw it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

256
Is your paper work filled out?
Have you checked all the boxes?
Completed the numerical attendance form?
Yes.
OK, you're good to go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:03 PM (Wt3Iw)

Yep, business as usual. Yet cases like kidnap victim Dugard in California held for years by Philip Garrido in his backyard who raped her and fathered two children all while subject to PAROLE SUPERVISION. The state paid her Millions in damages. I don't know if anyone lost their job, paid out of their pocket much less faced criminal charges for that one.

So, good point.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (YlWIZ)

257 Minnesota has been rock solid liberal dem for over 50 years. They appear to be buying votes of Somalis but they don't really need those votes it would seem.

Posted by: DanMan at December 30, 2025 02:43 PM

ThePersistence @ScottPresler

Here’s how vouching works for Minnesota residential facilities:

Shukran: “I work for a residential facility. My 300 residents want to vote.”

Election Day Worker: “Show me you’re an employee.”

Shukran: “Here you go.” *Shows badge*

Election Day Worker: “All 300 can vote.”

X: https://bit.ly/3NlOIHC

So, if Shukran was an employee of a residential facility with 5,000 residents, all Shukran has to do is prove he’s an employee of said facility & Shukran can vouch for ALL 5,000 facility residents for the purpose of voting?

Is this correct, @grok?

Grok @grok

Yes, Minnesota Statutes 201.061, subd. 3, allows employees of residential facilities to vouch for an unlimited number of residents for proof of residence during Election Day registration, if they prove employment. Regular voters are limited to eight vouchers.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (P5BPp)

258 Imagine defending the state by claiming they needed over 10 years to investigate this.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (i0u7f)

259 It is really stupid that they keep using the "racist, bigot" attack when caught stealing.

It is even more stupid that politicians and lawyers keep giving Islamic frauds billions so they don't get called "racist, bigot". (and then there are the kickbacks)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (vbXSk)

260 And starbucks coffee sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
=====

Grounds for a class-action suit.

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)

261 New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks

https://tinyurl.com/3sxb3kp6

Posted by: Obligatory at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (jc0TO)

262 LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem


>Long overdue.
>The coffee market is saturated.


True, this has been percolating for some time now.
Posted by: garrett


This will bubble over into other markets.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (R/hYQ)

263 In Minnesota, a registered voter can "vouch" for up to eight individuals who are seeking same-day voter registration without an ID, verifying their residency at the polling place. This process allows those without proper identification to still participate in the election by having someone confirm their address

Posted by: JackStraw



Which is how over 12,000 non-citizens voted in Minnesota.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (0U5gm)

264 210 The Somali community, the refugee community, the immigrant community represent the best of who we are as Green Bay residents, but also as Americans…”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (Wt3Iw)

Oh Brother...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (VE6XX)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THOSE CHEESEHEAD HATS ARE WEDGE SHAPED

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (06Hmj)

265
Solution: audit those 8 people the voter vouches for.
Five years in the pen, no parole, for each voter found ineligible to vote.

Put some skin in the game.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (R/hYQ)



This would be nice.

Minnesota is a blue shithole run by rabid leftists with a muslham AG.

This will never, ever have any chance of happening.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

266 211 The fraud is so dang obvious and widespread - it’s insulting to see the Democrats and MSM continue to cover it up.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:05 PM (Hkcdp)

***

They have no choice.
Fraud this big is multi-state and involves some in the federal government. If it gets truly exposed, it will shake the very foundation of the nation.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (2WIwB)

267 Cows cannot be used as human shields!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


What if you're fighting Hindus?

Posted by: Holy Cow! at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (DE2CX)

268 258 Imagine defending the state by claiming they needed over 10 years to investigate this.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (i0u7f)

=====

"Not only have we taken 10 years to investigate this, we've advocated for the re-election of every politician who made it possible and fostered it in that time. We're the real heroes in this."
-The MN Press

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

269 Why was there ever a Congressional Somali Caucus, FFS?

Posted by: Lizzy



Millions of dollars of "campaign contributions" to each member.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (0U5gm)

270 *makes wanking off gesture *
Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)

You just described my feelings on every one commenting on the Somali Pirates Daycare.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (gbOdA)

271 True, this has been percolating for some time now.
Posted by: garrett

You meant bean percolating

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (E0p3T)

272 "Tom Emmer@GOPMajorityWhip

I’m calling for the denaturalization and deportation of every Somali engaged in fraud in Minnesota."

A little late but make sure you include those 20 kids and their parents that conveniently showed up at that otherwise empty day care center.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (GUOwU)

273 Someone named Gerstein defending Somalis.

I will never understand this. I get self-loathing but dude this is beyond that.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (9c0bR)

274 3
But for realz...

How did all those Somalis get the signal to show up at Quality Learing Center at 2:00 pm?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 02:29 PM (2YF7/)

---

Better question: how did they all know to get into the childcare, adult care and fake health care businesses?

Answer: it was all designed by democrat politicians to funnel money to themselves, funnel money to other democrats, and to pay off the Somalis for their vote.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (qtBQt)

275 Is this correct, @grok?

Grok @grok

Yes, Minnesota Statutes 201.061, subd. 3, allows employees of residential facilities to vouch for an unlimited number of residents for proof of residence during Election Day registration, if they prove employment. Regular voters are limited to eight vouchers.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 03:12 PM (P5BPp)
----
How many other states have similar schemes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (ESVrU)

276
*makes wanking off gesture *

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)

You know the rule

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (E0p3T)

277 The Somali community, the refugee community, the immigrant community represent the best of who we are as Green Bay residents, but also as Americans…”


Every mayor, governor or state representative coming out of the woodwork for no reason other than to give a hanje to Somali 'immigrants' should be IMMEDIATELY investigated for money laundering and fraud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

278
Never saw it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

The kids asks Santa why his beard is fake, and he says it fell out because he slept with an unclean woman. The kid asks "Mrs. Santa" and Willie says "no, her sister."

The movie is a masterpiece. Billy Bob plays Willie, who is Santa. Bad Santa.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (i0u7f)

279 272 "Tom Emmer@GOPMajorityWhip

I’m calling for the denaturalization and deportation of every Somali engaged in fraud in Minnesota."

A little late but make sure you include those 20 kids and their parents that conveniently showed up at that otherwise empty day care center.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (GUOwU)

======

The parents who signed their kids in for full days and then took their kids out are part of the fraud, yes.

And we don't want to split up families, so the kids can go too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

280 @150
The Election Center seems to think that this licensing review visit proves that the Learing Center had actual client children. Not so fast--they likely knew the review would occur and bused in a few kids for show, then spectacularly failed the review in just about every way imaginable.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (XMwZJ)

281 LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem


>Long overdue.
>The coffee market is saturated.


True, this has been percolating for some time now.
Posted by: garrett


This will bubble over into other markets.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:13

There are grounds for the closures.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (2WIwB)

282 I wonder how much of our $38 trillion debt is due to fraud?

Posted by: Unkaren at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (BrLWF)

283 Everyone is looting the country

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

284 LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem


>Long overdue.
>The coffee market is saturated.


True, this has been percolating for some time now.
Posted by: garrett


This will bubble over into other markets.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM


A slow drip of closures.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)

285 >>You meant bean percolating


Look. You can make a living slinging puns around here...but it's a grind.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (grNgC)

286 And starbucks coffee sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
=====

Grounds for a class-action suit.
Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (rj6Yv)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GROUNDS ARE ALSO WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT OVER FROM MAKING COFFEE!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (qbLEp)

287 BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Sounds like a lot, until you realize that's 8 per state. Or 7.02 per state when Obama was President.

Sorry about the math.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (SzSlN)

288 Warning: math.

Starbucks has "more than" 18,000 US and Canada locations.
That's right - eighteen THOUSAND.

So 400 stores represents... wait for it...

2.2%.

Two point two percent!
Oh, the huge manatee.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 30, 2025 03:16 PM (2Ez/1)

289 >True, this has been percolating for some time now.
Posted by: garrett


This will bubble over into other markets.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (R/hYQ)

Possibly grounds to dismiss the CEO.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 30, 2025 03:16 PM (GTqXr)

290 Fraud this big is multi-state and involves some in the federal government. If it gets truly exposed, it will shake the very foundation of the nation.

Posted by: Diogenes



Which is exactly what we need.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 03:16 PM (0U5gm)

291 I get self-loathing

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (9c0bR)

I only get it for about 10 seconds a day.

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:16 PM (E0p3T)

292 Not surprised.. There's one on every corner
Posted by: It's me donna
________

Obligatory Best in Show:

https://tinyurl.com/ycy9yvz9

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 30, 2025 03:16 PM (XvL8K)

293 I'm very familiar with the kind of fraud the Somalis commit in Minnesota, because (unfortunately) a (former) close friend of mine used to do the exact same kind of fraud, here in California. It went like this:

She and her boyfriend were both drug addicts and scammers. They got the boyfriend classified as "disabled," even though he wasn't really disabled, by going to a crooked ghetto doctor who deemed him "mentally deficient," i.e. a retard. (He wasn't actually a retard, but he was definitely a stupid asshole.)

Next step was to apply for "in-home support,' where the gov't pays for a live-in catetaker for the "retard." Got it.

Final step: Apply for permission for the disabled-person's partner to be his live-in caretaker(totally allwed by the rules). Approved.

Final result: They just ocntinue living together as before, nothing changes, except that the government now gives them $2,400/month for one to be the "live-in caretaker" of the other. Even though they just live together as a couple, like any other couple -- nobody "caretakes" anybody.

The money gets spent on drugs, liquor and (in their case) illegal gambling.

It's a total scam, and yet mlliions do it.

Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2025 03:17 PM (se8lQ)

294 Cows cannot be used as human shields!
Posted by: AZ deplorable

Technically, they are bovine shields.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:17 PM (i0u7f)

295 I Arr! You
You Arr! Me
We're Arr! happy family
With a great big Arr!
And a Arr! from me to you
Won't you say you Arr! me too

Posted by: Captain BlackBarney at December 30, 2025 03:17 PM (/6GbT)

296 I always wanted to open a chain called Turn Your Head and Coffee

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:17 PM (E0p3T)

297 @150
The Election Center seems to think that this licensing review visit proves that the Learing Center had actual client children. Not so fast--they likely knew the review would occur and bused in a few kids for show, then spectacularly failed the review in just about every way imaginable.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (XMwZJ)
---
Yeah, that didn't exactly help their case that everything was on the up-and-up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 30, 2025 03:17 PM (ESVrU)

298 Pretty hard to press charges for fraud when the state AG's principal voting bloc is the target.

Did Soros, Inc. support Ellison's election campaigns?

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 03:17 PM (rj6Yv)

299 I get self-loathing

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 03:14 PM (9c0bR)

I only get it for about 10 seconds a day.
Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:16 PM


Do you worry about the hairy palms?

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:18 PM (jc0TO)

300 75 The American Revolution started with a snowball fight.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (r0Y9u)

True [X]
False [ ]

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 03:18 PM (QGaXH)

301 Pete Buttigieg just announced his 2026 plans. More town halls all across the country. The Democrats best communicator is hitting the road to help win the midterms. Let’s go.

The flannel shirt and greyed in beard is believe it or not quite ghey.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:18 PM (gbOdA)

302 I've never had a cup of coffee and I'm not even one of those sister wives.

Posted by: NCKate at December 30, 2025 03:18 PM (uQzkA)

303 The Somali community, the refugee community, the immigrant community represent the best of who we are as Green Bay residents, but also as Americans…”


"Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen"

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 03:18 PM (XuXeR)

304 I wonder how much of our $38 trillion debt is due to fraud?

Posted by: Unkaren



If you add in federal bailouts and stimulus checks to the fraud, I would think it is about half.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 03:19 PM (0U5gm)

305 Who are the owners of these buildings? That might be something to look into

I'm pretty sure that a functioning day care center probably uses more water and utilities, no matter what their hours, than one that is nothing more than a front.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 03:19 PM (a4flb)

306 Fraud this big is multi-state and involves some in the federal government. If it gets truly exposed, it will shake the very foundation of the nation.

Posted by: Diogenes


Which is exactly what we need.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 03:16 PM (0U5gm)


Agreed. But it will be painful.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:19 PM (2WIwB)

307 So can we send ICE there now to pick up those kids and their parents?

I denounce myself. Or, do I?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2025 03:19 PM (fA38o)

308 This will bubble over into other markets.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:13 PM (R/hYQ)

Possibly grounds to dismiss the CEO.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

The board of directors probably won't mocha big deal about it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

309 I Arr! You
You Arr! Me
We're Arr! happy family
With a great big Arr!
And a Arr! from me to you
Won't you say you Arr! me too
Posted by: Captain BlackBarney at December 30, 2025 03:17 PM (/6GbT)
====

General: "What kind of training, soldier?"

"ARRRmy training, sir!"

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (rj6Yv)

310 75 The American Revolution started with a snowball fight.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 02:46 PM (r0Y9u)

True [X]
False [ ]
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 03:18 PM (QGaXH)

It did start with a rabble rouser named Nate that was known for causes a ruckus.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (gbOdA)

311 Ok. Willowed last thread.

Need some help here. As tragic as this is, and it is, something just doesn't sit right.


Oklahoma man firing gun at target in yard fatally shoots neighbor sitting blocks away, authorities say

Authorities contacted Adams, who told deputies he had recently bought himself a .45-caliber handgun and had been shooting at a can in his yard, located about a half-mile from where Phelps was shot.

https://tinyurl.com/39pb55a6

.45acp. 230 gr 950 fps. Half mile. 2,640 ft. Enough force to kill?

Something isn't adding up.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (R/hYQ)

312 So 400 stores represents... wait for it...

2.2%.

Two point two percent!
Oh, the huge manatee.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

---------------------
A healthy business would constantly be closing a few percent of low performers every year. That is how the chain business works.

Posted by: Mrs. Santa's unclean sister at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (i0u7f)

313 279 272 "Tom Emmer@GOPMajorityWhip

I’m calling for the denaturalization and deportation of every Somali engaged in fraud in Minnesota."

---

They are a close knit community so that includes pretty much all of them.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (qtBQt)

314 302 I've never had a cup of coffee and I'm not even one of those sister wives.
Posted by: NCKate at December 30, 2025 03:18 PM (uQzkA)

Really? I drink coffee and espresso but I've never had a pumpkin spice latte and I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (c+QVv)

315 >>I've never had a cup of coffee

I have never owned a microwave.
I have never been on a waterslide.

And I do believe that you have me beat.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (grNgC)

316 The board of directors probably won't mocha big deal about it.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 03:19 PM (77rzZ)

New CEO will be a Tall Black.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (gbOdA)

317 87 JFK's granddaughter Tatiana Schlossberg has died at 35
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 02:47 PM (zNwXb)

That's pretty young.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (QGaXH)

318 I wonder how much of our $38 trillion debt is due to fraud?


Does that include aid to Ukraine?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (a4flb)

319 Prediction: every Democrat will win re-election in MN in 2026 with bigger margins than their previous election.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (9c0bR)

320 I always wanted to open a chain called Turn Your Head and Coffee
Posted by: ...

Only if I can have a chain of noodle places called Pho Cup.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (SzSlN)

321
301 Pete Buttigieg just announced his 2026 plans. More town halls all across the country. The Democrats best communicator is hitting the road to help win the midterms. Let’s go.

The flannel shirt and greyed in beard is believe it or not quite ghey.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:18 PM (gbOdA)

======

He's such an unimpressive midwit who follows any narrative line directed by his betters.

His townhalls will have a couple of dozen unsatisfied middle aged, drunk women who fawn over his great insights that they could have gotten from @Jarvis_best being snarkily ironic on his off days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

322 Tatiana Schlossberg died months after disclosing her acute myeloid leukemia diagnosis in a New Yorker essay.

Her husband is a physician.
---
In the New Yorker essay, Schlossberg wrote about watching her cousin, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. be confirmed to lead U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and how medical care swiftly changed as a result. The Kennedy family advocated against his selection for the job.

"I watched from my hospital bed as Bobby, in the face of logic and common sense, was confirmed for the position, despite never having worked in medicine, public health, or the government," she wrote. "Suddenly, the health-care system on which I relied felt strained, shaky. Doctors and scientists at Columbia, including George, didn’t know if they would be able to continue their research, or even have jobs."

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (NFX2v)

323 And I've never been to Boston in the Fall!

Posted by: Veggie tales at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (2Ez/1)

324 I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (jc0TO)

325
We bilked this city!

-Somali Invaders

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (xPNeT)

326 I wonder how much of our $38 trillion debt is due to fraud?
Posted by: Unkaren at December 30, 2025 03:15 PM (BrLWF)
++++
My WAG would be "a quarter or so" but that's all it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (avHHk)

327 315 >>I've never had a cup of coffee

I have never owned a microwave.
I have never been on a waterslide.

And I do believe that you have me beat.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (grNgC)

I've never been to Spain

But I've been to Oklahoma......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (QGaXH)

328 I am seeing a pattern. And if that pattern holds then this daycare fraud thing will be completely forgotten in a week.

The deep state is deep.

Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (Rmqfl)

329 @GovBobFerguson . 3h

I met with Somali American community leaders today to discuss the deep damage inflicted by Donald Trump's harmful rhetoric and reckless deportations.
...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (Wt3Iw)

330
And I do believe that you have me beat.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (grNgC)

No water slide? Those are fun or they were when I was 29.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (c+QVv)

331 I wonder how much of our $38 trillion debt is due to fraud?
Posted by: Unkaren at December 30, 2025 03:15


Pulling a figure out of my butt...10%.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (2WIwB)

332 I've never been to me.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (77rzZ)

333 @GovBobFerguson . 3h

I met with Somali American community leaders today to discuss the deep damage inflicted by Donald Trump's harmful rhetoric and reckless deportations.
...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (Wt3Iw)
++++
Is that real?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (avHHk)

334 @GovBobFerguson . 3h

I met with Somali American community leaders today to discuss the deep damage inflicted by Donald Trump's harmful rhetoric and reckless deportations.
...



You got him assassination attempts, twice, asshole. Who's spewing harmful rhetoric?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

335 "Cows cannot be used as human shields!"

they are better used for stampeding. I saw it in Silverado.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (vbXSk)

336 Never. Got thru college. Got thru law school. Got thru a million 20 hour work days. Zero coffee. I'll drink a diet Dr Pepper or iced tea instead.

Posted by: NCKate at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (uQzkA)

337 Have to go to the Dentist, which made me wonder
Where did our favorite Dentist go?

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (Ia/+0)

338 I wonder how much of our $38 trillion debt is due to fraud?


$20T

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (R/hYQ)

339
329 @GovBobFerguson . 3h

I met with Somali American community leaders today to discuss the deep damage inflicted by Donald Trump's harmful rhetoric and reckless deportations.
...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (Wt3Iw)

=====

"At no point in this meeting did I ask the Somali leaders if they would commit to tamping down on any potential fraud in their communities."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

340 I've never been to me.
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (77rzZ)



I'd do me.

Posted by: Tucker at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

341 45 acp drops like 8 inches at 100 yds. It’s not a sniper round. That guy would have to be shooting at a bird of doing some other dumb shit to hit someone 300 yds away.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (fA38o)

342 "We don't have fraud. That's a lie," she said, adding, "I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to my lawyer."

-----

I know people who work in daycare centers. It's not a high-margin business. They mostly concern themselves with paying for staffing, supplies, physical plant and permitting. Not a ton left over for extras.

Aside from the government schools who have their own stable of sharks, these people can't afford attorneys, besides the one they hired on an hourly basis to set things up. There's no "go talk to my attorney about this" when shit goes wrong.

And these people aren't Somalis. They can add single-digit numbers together and name three consecutive letters from the English alphabet and stuff like that... they just can't afford to retain counsel.

Seems odd, that's all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 03:24 PM (BI5O2)

343 335 "Cows cannot be used as human shields!"
---

Car!

Posted by: The Far Side at December 30, 2025 03:24 PM (2Ez/1)

344 I wonder how much of our $38 trillion debt is due to fraud?
Posted by: Unkaren at December 30, 2025 03:15


Pulling a figure out of my butt...10%.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (2WIwB)

40-50%.

I have a bigger butt; Mom said so.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

345 @GovBobFerguson . 3h

I met with Somali American community leaders today



I guess his bagman was sick.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:24 PM (jc0TO)

346 Something isn't adding up."

Yeah. No maths, plz.

*and no, it doesn't add up. That's an amazing round...*

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 03:24 PM (XuXeR)

347 I bet when this really gets rolling the feds are going to find similar fraud in all sanctuary states. All those millions Democrats allowed to flood into the country gotta get money from somewhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 03:24 PM (viF8m)

348 331 I wonder how much of our $38 trillion debt is due to fraud?
Posted by: Unkaren at December 30, 2025 03:15


Pulling a figure out of my butt...10%.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (2WIwB)

I bet it's 25 percent.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (c+QVv)

349
His townhalls will have a couple of dozen unsatisfied middle aged, drunk women fag hags who fawn over his great insights that they could have gotten from @Jarvis_best being snarkily ironic on his off days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (tgvbd)

350 >"Somali American community"

No such thing.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (rJ48h)

351 Since they haven't faked a bomb threat yet, that tells me they have found one legitimate day care.

And that will become the only daycare in all of MN that the media can find.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (HXT0k)

352 Wow, way to show some grace from your deathbed, Tatiana Sclossberg!
Using that moment to not just score political points, but smear your cousin is priceless.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (Hkcdp)

353 BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem

>Long overdue.
>The coffee market is saturated.

True, this has been percolating for some time now.
Posted by: garrett

This will bubble over into other markets.
Posted by: rickb223

There was trouble brewing.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (w9Wax)

354
I have a bigger butt; Mom said so.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)



Mom used to say "I'm sorry. I didn't raise him to be rude."

My response was "I'm not rude, I'M BIG BONED!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

355 349
His townhalls will have a couple of dozen unsatisfied middle aged, drunk women fag hags who fawn over his great insights that they could have gotten from @Jarvis_best being snarkily ironic on his off days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (tgvbd)

=====

Fair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

356 45 acp drops like 8 inches at 100 yds. It’s not a sniper round. That guy would have to be shooting at a bird of doing some other dumb shit to hit someone 300 yds away.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Yeah. She was 880 yds away.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (R/hYQ)

357 45 acp drops like 8 inches at 100 yds. It’s not a sniper round. That guy would have to be shooting at a bird of doing some other dumb shit to hit someone 300 yds away.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM


Could be a ricochet.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (jc0TO)

358 112 >>In comparison, Trump won TX by 14, and Democrats are going to spend $100 million on Jasmine Crockett's doomed to fail Senate bid next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:45 PM

I want all the fine people of California and New York and every other superior to Texas in every way state in between to send money to Jasmine. Lots of money. Enough for Jasmine to retire and make the occasional guest appearance on CNN to speak Ebonics or proper English. Whichever audience she's courting that hour.
Posted by: huerfano at December 30, 2025 02:50 PM (98kQX)

Forget that s***! She's your problem buddy. I got enough wackos of my own to deal with out here.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 03:26 PM (QGaXH)

359 306 Fraud this big is multi-state and involves some in the federal government. If it gets truly exposed, it will shake the very foundation of the nation.

Posted by: Diogenes


Which is exactly what we need.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 30, 2025 03:16 PM (0U5gm)


Agreed. But it will be painful.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 03:19 PM (2WIwB)

---

It is already painful. The waste of money is one thing, but it was put in the hands of people/politicians who hate you.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 03:26 PM (qtBQt)

360 My WAG would be "a quarter or so" but that's all it is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 03:22 PM (avHHk)

Elon thinks it is abut $1.2 T/yr

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:26 PM (gbOdA)

361 Wow, way to show some grace from your deathbed, Tatiana Sclossberg!
Using that moment to not just score political points, but smear your cousin is priceless.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM


She died doing what she loved.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:26 PM (jc0TO)

362 325
We bilked this city!

-Somali Invaders
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 30, 2025 03:21 PM (xPNeT)

Grace Slick approves!!!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at December 30, 2025 03:27 PM (e/Osv)

363 Somali Fraud Centers Donated to Somali Pol Who Threatened to Blow Up School Bus for Somalia

Posted by: SMOD at December 30, 2025 03:27 PM (RHGPo)

364 One of Hollywood's favorite things to do in the world is to waste 9 figures every two years trying to turn Texas blue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 02:49 PM

They were close to doing just that in 2020 Presidential election.

2000: R+22 (+1.3mil votes)
2004: R+23 (+1.7mil)
2008: R+12 (+950k)
2012: R+16 (+1.2mil)
2016: R+9 (+807k)
2020: R+6 (+631k)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 03:27 PM (P5BPp)

365 No a ricochet either, 45acp is for close combat

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:27 PM (Ia/+0)

366 I can't wait for the NYT photo spread of the "real" Somali daycare.

Multiple photos of little tykes, backs to the camera, furiously coloring, sitting at mini tables in tiny chairs, walls brightly decorated--just like any other daycare in America!
See how they assimilate!
See how the teach and care!
Just like us!
Americans!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 03:27 PM (HXT0k)

367 Why do we have Somali community leaders?
It implies they are a separate, distinct group.
Amazing how these politicians don’t see the problem with that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:28 PM (Hkcdp)

368 Amazing that two generations removed from Camelot, they're given stripper names.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 30, 2025 03:28 PM (wBaIH)

369
Starbucks is shutting a latte stores!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 03:28 PM (tgvbd)

370 Could be a ricochet.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:25 PM (jc0TO)

Off of what, a skyscraper?

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:28 PM (E0p3T)

371 364 They were close to doing just that in 2020 Presidential election.

2000: R+22 (+1.3mil votes)
2004: R+23 (+1.7mil)
2008: R+12 (+950k)
2012: R+16 (+1.2mil)
2016: R+9 (+807k)
2020: R+6 (+631k)

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 03:27 PM (P5BPp)

======

1. 2020...the most secure election in history?

2. Also, my point is that MN (4 points in 2024) is less blue than TX is red.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

372 Learing Center is fake, so it must be gay too.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

373 A .22LR can kill you at up to a mile if it hit something vital.

Shot placement is always key.


And no wobbly shit.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (jc0TO)

374 Could be a ricochet.

Posted by: toby928(c)



Ricochet doesn't pick up speed & distance. She was 880 yds away.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (R/hYQ)

375 Can other coffee shops overroast the beans and sell middling coffee for exorbitant prices?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (r0Y9u)

376 Never a coffee fan but I love espresso and the like so I don't know what that makes me, besides gay, but the sex with lots of horny effeminate guys already does that.

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (E0p3T)

377 BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem

>Long overdue.
>The coffee market is saturated.

True, this has been percolating for some time now.
Posted by: garrett

This will bubble over into other markets.
Posted by: rickb223

There was trouble brewing.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

The daily grind was too much for them.

Posted by: Tuna at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (lJ0H4)

378 Oklahoma man firing gun at target in yard fatally shoots neighbor sitting blocks away, authorities say

Authorities contacted Adams, who told deputies he had recently bought himself a .45-caliber handgun and had been shooting at a can in his yard, located about a half-mile from where Phelps was shot.

https://tinyurl.com/39pb55a6

.45acp. 230 gr 950 fps. Half mile. 2,640 ft. Enough force to kill?

Something isn't adding up.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (R/hYQ)

Absolutely not. Can it go half mile and be fatal? Probably on a rainbow trajectory from shooting into the air, not at a can. I'd want ballistics to confirm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (dK+Kv)

379 ++++
Is that real?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---

It's really posted by Libs of Tik Tok

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (Wt3Iw)

380 I'm going to guess that if there are kids at some of these "daycare" locations today, they are likely elementary school kids who are currently on winter break. It would be interesting to take a closer look starting next week and see which kids are blowing off kindergarten, 1st grade etc. to keep up the charade.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (dIske)

381 Could be a ricochet.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Bing, Bing, Bing!!!

Posted by: Ricochet Rabbit at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (w9Wax)

382 I am sensing bitterness over Starbucks.

Posted by: Counselor Troi at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (pkeXY)

383 Ricochet doesn't pick up speed & distance. She was 880 yds away.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (R/hYQ)

Pretty sure he was joshing, he does that

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (E0p3T)

384 Multiple photos of little tykes, backs to the camera, furiously coloring, sitting at mini tables in tiny chairs, walls brightly decorated--just like any other daycare in America!
See how they assimilate!
See how the teach and care!
Just like us!
Americans!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 03:27 PM (HXT0k)

NPR on the scene story with audio of excited learning

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (/6GbT)

385 >>Could be a ricochet.

And still have speed to penetrate 800yds downrange?

I am pressing X to Doubt.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (grNgC)

386 BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at Decem

>Long overdue.
>The coffee market is saturated.

True, this has been percolating for some time now.
Posted by: garrett

This will bubble over into other markets.
Posted by: rickb223

There was trouble brewing.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

The daily grind was too much for them.

Posted by: Tuna at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (lJ0H4)

Let's not get into a frothing mob over it. It's more like a tempest in teapot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (dK+Kv)

387 These coffee puns are really not my cup of tea.

Posted by: ... at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (E0p3T)

388 Headline (Lexington Herald-Leader) Jennifer Parker:

"‘It’s staggering’: New suspects charged in Minnesota fraud case"

First paragraph:

"Federal authorities in Minnesota have announced new charges in a sweeping fraud investigation they said spans 14 states, costing taxpayers $18 billion since 2018. First Assistant U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson said the alleged fraud is “industrial-scale.”"

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)

389 Coffee biz sounds exciting, but then the daily grind sets in.

Posted by: Coffease at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (oftw2)

390 Notice the lease space next door has a whole window missing.

Is that the airlock?
Posted by: Anna Puma
......

AC

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

391 Vini Vidi Venti.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (r0Y9u)

392 2020 was also Dominion subtractions

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (Ia/+0)

393 Nude Tim Walz

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

394 The daily grind was too much for them.
Posted by: Tuna

They didn't take very good carafe their customers.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

395 380 I'm going to guess that if there are kids at some of these "daycare" locations today, they are likely elementary school kids who are currently on winter break. It would be interesting to take a closer look starting next week and see which kids are blowing off kindergarten, 1st grade etc. to keep up the charade.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 03:30 PM (dIske)

====

One theory I've seen is that most of these are religiously married women, but not civilly married, extra wives who set up their brood in a place and then file the paperwork to make their homes into daycares, faking the enrollment numbers to get paid while they just take care of their own kids all day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

396 As someone recently pointed out, every NYT feature article on someone in a scandal always includes these photos:
— them inside next to a window with the blinds closed (see they’re hiding from the outrage mob)
— them sitting on the couch looking pensive
— them standing outdoors looking defiant ( look at me reclaiming my space, no longer hiding!)

Posted by: Lizzy at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (Hkcdp)

397 Here's the link
https://tinyurl.com/ck3kvsen

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (Wt3Iw)

398 A .22LR can kill you at up to a mile if it hit something vital.

Shot placement is always key.

And no wobbly shit.
Posted by: toby928(c)


That's what they claim. Yet no state lets you hunt big game with the lethal round.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (R/hYQ)

399 I remember taking my cousin's MAC10 out in the desert to shoot cans and ricocheting bullets for quite a distance. You could hear the whine for several seconds as they flew off.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:32 PM (jc0TO)

400 Starbucks Matcha latte = McDonalds Shamrock Shake

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 30, 2025 03:32 PM (wBaIH)

401 388 Headline (Lexington Herald-Leader) Jennifer Parker:

"‘It’s staggering’: New suspects charged in Minnesota fraud case"

First paragraph:

"Federal authorities in Minnesota have announced new charges in a sweeping fraud investigation they said spans 14 states, costing taxpayers $18 billion since 2018. First Assistant U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson said the alleged fraud is “industrial-scale.”"

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)

======

"And yet, only YouTubers are doing anything."
-in response to a story about a Federal USA filing charges

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

402 "Federal authorities in Minnesota have announced new charges in a sweeping fraud investigation they said spans 14 states, costing taxpayers $18 billion since 2018. First Assistant U.S. Attorney Joe Thompson said the alleged fraud is “industrial-scale.”"
Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)

It will be $50 B.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 03:32 PM (gbOdA)

403 From a guy who has seen it from the inside.

>>@EricLDaugh
·
2m
>>🚨 ELON MUSK: "There are MASSIVE transfer payments going to illegal aliens. We are PAYING people to come here in vast numbers."

>>"They fast-track citizenship, make them dependent on the government, and they vote HARD LEFT. Vote importation."

>>EVIL.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 30, 2025 03:32 PM (viF8m)

404
Something isn't adding up.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 03:20 PM (R/hYQ)

Absolutely not. Can it go half mile and be fatal? Probably on a rainbow trajectory from shooting into the air, not at a can. I'd want ballistics to confirm.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 03:29 PM (dK+Kv)



Well, not that 880 yards makes a difference, but other reports on this story reported he had bought himself a Glock 45, not a .45 caliber pistol. He claimed he was shooting at a Red Bull can in his back yard.

There is NO TELLING what this dumb shit was doing, actually. But, the woman and several others heard the shots, then the woman wound up dead from a gunshot wound.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

405 Busty Baristas hardest hit.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

406 The Somali community, ...represent the best of who we are as Green Bay residents, but also as Americans…”


I would love to know what they mean by "best" because if best is to be understood in its popular understanding, then Green Bay needs to be nuked from orbit as Stage IV cancer.

If Somalians represent the best, then what does "eh" or "not up to standards" look like?

Enough to scare even the demons away?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 03:33 PM (a4flb)

407 Nude Tim Walz
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

And THERE goes my lunch.

Posted by: Doesn't Matter at December 30, 2025 03:33 PM (JCLJi)

408 It looks like there may be a Somali "Health Care" scam run along the same lines as the child care fraud.

That was from a FB clip with Nick Shirley, but I don't see it on his X page yet.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 30, 2025 03:33 PM (vbXSk)

409
I'd do me.
Posted by: Tucker at December 30, 2025 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)



Okay Cucker, so you wouldn't mind if I told you to fuck yourself?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 30, 2025 03:33 PM (y9nCu)

410 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

411 Minnesota state DOJ isn't going to touch Somalians

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

412 Well, not that 880 yards makes a difference, but other reports on this story reported he had bought himself a Glock 45, not a .45 caliber pistol. He claimed he was shooting at a Red Bull can in his back yard.

breaking out the ballistics calculator, we are looking at muzzle velocity at 900 fps, BC of 0.1 - 0.15 ... 350 yards

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 30, 2025 03:37 PM (a4flb)

413 I think a lot of people are missing a big thing going on. While we haven't seen any big prosecutions, the uncovering of massive fraud along with shutting USAID and other agencies are robbing the Dems of a lot of cash from kickbacks. Keep hitting them with this stuff and they'll be fighting like cats and dogs come the primary season

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 02:55 PM

Don't forget that the left has a massive worldwide network of institutions to pay for their operations. "Discover the Networks" has been covering them for at least 10-15 years. And they had these well-funded operations well before USAID. Shutting down USAID and this Somali fraud is a drop in the bucket to how much money they have to support their operations.

Discover the Networks: https://bit.ly/3CkMrr1

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 03:39 PM (P5BPp)

414 Starbucks is shutting a latte stores!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 30, 2025 03:28 PM (tgvbd)

---------

BlackBetty
@BabyD1111229

Well this sure is interesting 🤨 #truth

STARBUCKS DIDN'T BUILD A COFFEE EMPIRE...
THEY BUILT A BANK WITH $10B OF YOUR MONEY.

MOST PEOPLE THINK STARBUCKS SELLS LATTES.

IN REALITY, THEY ENGINEERED ONE OF THE LARGEST INTEREST-FREE BANKING SYSTEMS IN AMERICA, FUNDED QUIETLY BY CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA. HERE'S HOW THEY DID IT:

https://is.gd/HIaHcp

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 03:39 PM (tOsOv)

415 A 45ACP round travelling at 1000fps will drop ~112 feet in the time it takes to travel 1/2 mile (assuming no loss in speed due to air friction and an initial level trajectory). So that guy would have to have been aiming way up in the air.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 30, 2025 03:41 PM (XMwZJ)

416 BlackBetty
@BabyD1111229

Well this sure is interesting 🤨 #truth

STARBUCKS DIDN'T BUILD A COFFEE EMPIRE...
THEY BUILT A BANK WITH $10B OF YOUR MONEY.

MOST PEOPLE THINK STARBUCKS SELLS LATTES.

IN REALITY, THEY ENGINEERED ONE OF THE LARGEST INTEREST-FREE BANKING SYSTEMS IN AMERICA, FUNDED QUIETLY BY CUSTOMERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA. HERE'S HOW THEY DID IT:

https://is.gd/HIaHcp
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 03:39 PM


My goodness, they discovered Float.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 03:44 PM (jc0TO)

417 206 Bad sign or good sign. Either way, 'Lear To Daycare'

@LeadingReport 7m
BREAKING: Starbucks to close 400 stores in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
---
Very interesting.

Casey (Owens) Costello
Seattle, Washington, United States · Vice President, Global Sourcing (Strategy, Operations, and Center of Excellence) · Starbucks
COO or GM-ready Strategic Executive | Stanford MBA | Starbucks VP Operations | Digital & Tech Transformation Leader | Growth & Operational Excellence Expert
---
The Biden niece who worked in Starbucks management, as reported by The New York Times, is Casey Owens (now Castello), daughter of Valerie Biden Owens (Joe Biden's sister), who served as a special assistant at the Treasury Department before moving into corporate roles, including Starbucks management in Seattle. (AI Overview)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 03:52 PM (NFX2v)

418 Where are the fraud articles for the remaining 49 states?

Is it like politicians? They all are shitty except my state?

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 30, 2025 03:59 PM (cS1cw)

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