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Politico "Reporter" Josh Gerstein: Somalis Should Shoot Citizen Reporters Who Knock on "Day Care Center" Doors to Ask Questions

Remember when the communist media demanded that Erick Erickson be fired from CNN after he mused about shooting census workers that knocked on his door?


You won't be surprised to learn that communists employ a "Who, whom?" analysis to their supposed moral imperatives. Who is doing it, and to whom it is being done, determine whether it's criminal or mandatory.


Of course this "expert" who thinks "stand your ground" laws permit you to shoot people who knock on your door is a "senior legal affairs reporter."


Meanwhile, effeminate bug-eyed cuck Jonathan V. Last of the Bulwark grifter organization feels "hope" due to Marjorie Taylor Greene's joining of the #Resistance.

How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM




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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 12:31 PM (T3vgT)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Sure, that's reasonable.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 30, 2025 12:32 PM (ExV1e)

4 Ahhhhhhh........that new thread smell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Don't you dare call the press the enemy of the people.

That's an attack on the First Amendment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

6 Good Morning, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 12:33 PM (grNgC)

7 Ace also rises.

Posted by: Ernest Hemingway at December 30, 2025 12:33 PM (jc0TO)

8 Does Politico’s “senior legal affairs reporter” think it’s lawful to shoot people who knock on your door? Huh?

=====

He's just applying the lessons of manly man and true leader Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

9 MTG gives me nausea...She just needs to crawl back into the sewer she came from....

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (VE6XX)

10 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM
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Comme ci, comme ça.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (T3vgT)

11 Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh

FACT: James O'Keefe has previously CAUGHT Ilhan Omar's team running a Somali ballot harvest operation in Minnesota in exchange for cash.

Money for votes.

"The people that work for Ilhan are actually counting the ballots?"

MASS FRAUD IN MN!

X video: https://bit.ly/4qzYGDR

Previously caught and nothing happened to her or the fraud operation. Which is why fraud operations continue. And will continue unless those in charge of these operations -- politicians -- go to prison or are deported.

Catching and exposing them means nothing. Consequences for the high-ranking officials running the operations is what matters.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (P5BPp)

12 Karoline Leavitt pulls the pin and lobs a nade in the press room........


That's fair, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Doing well. How are you, Ace?? Wishing you a Happy New Year.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (f6ii3)

14 Incitement to violence is a Democrat party plank. They promote it, advocate for it, and facilitate it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (NwnyJ)

15 Have you seen the Tweaker Geographic Channel on youtube, ace?

I think you might like it for your Cafe Threads

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (grNgC)

16 Biden's Dog, did you get any of the snow that hit Saudi?

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (77rzZ)

17 Christian Collins @CollinsforTX

In February, Ilhan Omar hosted workshops to advise Somalis on how to avoid deportation.

First, they break our immigration laws.
Then, they steal our taxpayer dollars through fraud.

Omar needs to be removed from Congress!

X video: https://bit.ly/44O3ltg

Removed from Congress and deported and banned from returning.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (P5BPp)

18 This thread does smell better, at least so far.

Posted by: The Rank Organization at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (oftw2)

19 I remember who I am but I forgot who I was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (pkeXY)

20 MTG is the new Liz Cheney and will be fawned upon by the media, sent loads of cash by Soros and soon have her own show on MS/NOW.
Which actually stands for More Shit No One Watches.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (MNCvZ)

21 Meanwhile, effeminate bug-eyed cuck Jonathan V. Last of the Bulwark grifter organization feels "hope" due to Marjorie Taylor Greene's joining of the #Resistance.

======

"An outgoing member of Congress with no hope for another position in government but will troll the Internet all day is my hope for the future of conservatisms."
-Jonathan V. Last, smart guy

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

22 Remember when the communist media demanded that Erick Erickson be fired from CNN after he mused about shooting census workers that knocked on his door?

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I didn't know Erickson said that.

I'm now sorely tempted to go knock on his door, holding a clipboard.

Give me a reason, Erick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (BI5O2)

23 Does Politico’s “senior legal affairs reporter” think it’s lawful to shoot people who knock on your door? Huh?

=====

He's just applying the lessons of manly man and true leader Joe Biden.


Ah, but does he eat carburetors for breakfast?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

24 I honestly thought that Jonathan Last might kill himself the week after the election.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (jc0TO)

25 Good afternoon all.

Another Lefty fomenting violence?
Must be another day ending in "Y"

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (Oq/TM)

26 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace


OK, Ace. How are you?

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

27 213 He's just applying the lessons of manly man and true leader Joe Biden.

Ah, but does he eat carburetors for breakfast?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

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No malarky, Jack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

28 This might be the most Jonathan V Last thing that Jonathan V Last has ever written pic.twitter.com/cHveqsOeNC

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) December 29, 2025




She looks like Gerry Cooney.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Once again Congress needs to investigate coordination between the media and the left.

Are you fucking kidding me? The media is the Left. (Shakes head. Walks away...)

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (MZ+PY)

30 In a previous thread what we were 'given to chew on' included the assertion that Essayli's been a disaster, needs to go. Any morons or moronettes either agree with this or take issue?

Posted by: Garfunkel's Sowed Oats at December 30, 2025 12:35 PM (V87Oy)

31 That's an amazing stand for a "journalist" to take.

Its also an admission that as a "journalist" he plans on never leaving the comfort of his home to do any sort of "investigation", because investigation might involve...oh..you know...knocking on doors.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

32 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

33 MTG gives me nausea...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (VE6XX)
-

Have you asked your doctor whether MTG is right for you?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 12:36 PM (T3vgT)

34 20 MTG is the new Liz Cheney and will be fawned upon by the media, sent loads of cash by Soros and soon have her own show on MS/NOW.
Which actually stands for More Shit No One Watches.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (MNCvZ)

=====

What is Liz Cheney's media presence these days?

I imagine she's on CNN once a week or so, but is it even that much?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

35 *How is everyone?*

It's just another Tequila Tuesday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 30, 2025 12:36 PM (2Ez/1)

36 Hi Ace.. I'm fine.. Thanks for asking

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (VE6XX)

37 Don't you dare call the press the enemy of the people.

That's an attack on the First Amendment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:33 PM (GBKbO)



Freedom of the press no longer applies. We don't have a press. We have free speech abusers that spew whatever the f*ck comes to their feeble little minds as fact in the name of 'news.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

38 J. Last is obviously an imbecile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (pohLc)

39 Josh Gerstein should be deported to Somalia. It might put some hair on his balls?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (pLaQB)

40 "Once again Congress needs to investigate coordination between the media and the left."


Just as soon as we're done pleasuring ourselves - GOP

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (abIsI)

41 Get a shotgun! Get a shotgun!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (2Ez/1)

42 The Democrats are the political wing of the media, and the plutocrats that own it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (jc0TO)

43 Once again demonstrating the axiom that leftists can only think of guns as instruments of mass murder because that's how they would use them.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (YNFo3)

44 Afternoon Ace, doing ok, hope you are well.
Gerstein looks like he'd shoot himself in the nuts if he tried to shoot someone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (bHeYx)

45 >>>24 I honestly thought that Jonathan Last might kill himself the week after the election.

sigh

Posted by: ace at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (1wjle)

46 That picture of MTG. It's like deja vu. The time the eyes caught me when she slammed down the plate at the Waffle House and said "here's your patty melt. Want some more coffee?" She was getting off shift and left with some guys in a low rider 64 Chevy.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (gm9Sb)

47 Biden's Dog, did you get any of the snow that hit Saudi?

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (77rzZ)
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Third time I'm willowing this:

Temperatures dropped and lotsa rain and flooding.

Only snow is on Mt. Hermon, Israel's only ski resort. However, even there, not much for a ski resort. In a good year, the place would have been deeply covered by now.

Haven't had a good snow in Jerusalem in over a decade.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (T3vgT)

48 37 Freedom of the press no longer applies. We don't have a press. We have free speech abusers that spew whatever the f*ck comes to their feeble little minds as fact in the name of 'news.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Sounds like free speech to me, to be honest.

Still, perhaps it's just time to apply libel and slander laws.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

49 I remember who I am but I forgot who I was.
-------
I remember now
I remember how it started
I can't remember yesterday
I just remember doing what they told me

Posted by: Geoff Tate at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (TN0g+)

50 I find myself with a lot of optimism of late. Irrational exuberance. Have to come here to get it cooled off.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (f6ii3)

51 JVL and MTG... Next up is strange new respect from French, and the lot of them aren't worth the oxygen they breathe. Some of us are interested in saving the country, and they're just standing in the way.

Posted by: Bubba at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (4ZLnC)

52 Even 25 years ago when I willingly subscribed to the Weekly Standard and generally liked reading it I thought Jonathan V. Last was an idiot.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (QZThv)

53 Arrest that Bastard for calling for a murder

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (KbWto)

54 zero hedge features an article about similar antics in ohio

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (CWTWj)

55 I have about eight pounds of smoked pork left from yesterday's cooking. I think it will be a good day.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 12:39 PM (jc0TO)

56 JV Last is still alive? Wow.

I watched the Bulwark's election night coverage (aka the worst Zoom meeting in the history of teleconferencing).

I recommend it. Truly funny stuff. They were all a mix of panicky and despondent.

But that particular little dude looked and sounded like someone who would go take a lethal dose of SSRIs as soon as the camera shut off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 12:39 PM (BI5O2)

57 40 "Once again Congress needs to investigate coordination between the media and the left."


Just as soon as we're done pleasuring ourselves - GOP

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (abIsI)

=====

Why the need for Congress to investigate?

Congress isn't an investigative body except of the executive branch, their only power being funding of the executive branch.

Investigation needs to come from the executive. From the DOJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

58 just an update to 'our violence is speech'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 30, 2025 12:39 PM (CWTWj)

59 If it's okay to shoot bothersome reporters who come asking questions, well then....


It must be ok to shoot thieving Somalis then.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM (R/hYQ)

60 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (T3vgT)

Thanks. Sorry to have been a pest.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

61 Liz Cheney is probably eating her way through her father's estate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM (bHeYx)

62 I find myself with a lot of optimism of late. Irrational exuberance. Have to come here to get it cooled off.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM


I take cold comfort in the realization that no matter how bad things are now, in a very short time these will be The Good Ole Days.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM (jc0TO)

63 Another Leftists who wants a Civil War II

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM (KbWto)

64 MTG is a poster child for what long term use of anabolic steroids will do to your brain.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM (abIsI)

65 Shooting through the door at someone knocking?

Yeah, that ain’t legal.

Posted by: EFG at December 30, 2025 12:41 PM (MDdRI)

66 What's a JV Last?

Posted by: Guess I'll be the one to ask at December 30, 2025 12:41 PM (2Ez/1)

67 >>>Catching and exposing them means nothing. Consequences for the high-ranking officials running the operations is what matters.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM (P5BPp)

Are you implying nothing will happen?

Posted by: Max Power at December 30, 2025 12:41 PM (SwyyQ)

68 Only snow is on Mt. Hermon, Israel's only ski resort. However, even there, not much for a ski resort. In a good year, the place would have been deeply covered by now.

Haven't had a good snow in Jerusalem in over a decade.


On X the free palestine (with purchase of equal or lesser value) types keep posting AI videos of Gazan children dying in a blizzard. The Mossad Parody account countered with an AI video of Gazans being slaughtered by Godzilla, because it's equally likely.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 12:41 PM (QZThv)

69 Sounds like free speech to me, to be honest.

Still, perhaps it's just time to apply libel and slander laws.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (GBKbO)



Exactly.

They're not press. They're using the free speech part of the First.

Things would get very interesting if lawsuits were launched all over the place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

70 66 What's a JV Last?
Posted by: Guess I'll be the one to ask at December 30, 2025 12:41 PM (2Ez/1)


Incontinence Underwear brand.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (f6ii3)

71 What's a JV Last?
Posted by: Guess I'll be the one to ask

2-3 months in a good freezer.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (77rzZ)

72 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (2Ez/1)

73 Posted by: Geoff Tate at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM (TN0g+)



*shudders*

*cowers in corner*

*assumes fetal position*

*pees*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

74 I have long been an advocate for dealing with media personnel with extreme prejudice but never citizen journalists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (xvV+O)

75 I watched the Bulwark's election night coverage (aka the worst Zoom meeting in the history of teleconferencing).

Worse than the Jeffrey Toobin Zoom meeting?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (QZThv)

76 "Investigation needs to come from the executive. From the DOJ."

Just as soon as I finish pleasuring myself with my Bill Barr shaped dildo - Pam Bondi

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (abIsI)

77 In point of fact, these are public businesses, inviting people to contact them.

Either by phone or in person.

Posted by: EFG at December 30, 2025 12:43 PM (MDdRI)

78 Shooting through the door at someone knocking?

Yeah, that ain’t legal.
Posted by: EFG
===
Unless its Jan 6th and Nancy Pelosi is ordering you to do it....

Posted by: Things that make you go hmmmm at December 30, 2025 12:43 PM (FLDRI)

79 The Media Wars would be better if they used nuclear weapons.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 12:43 PM (jc0TO)

80 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
This is Kyle Hedquist
1994: Killed a 19-year-old girl
2022: Gov. Brown (D-OR) freed him
2025: Named to Salem's safety board

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 12:43 PM (TN0g+)

81 Fomenting violence by the left is apparently beneath our DoJ's time and effort to pursue. The "other" DoJ would be rounding up conservative dissenters by the busload for lengthy stays in dank, dark prison cells.

Without any goddamn "due process" that some seem to think is warranted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 30, 2025 12:44 PM (NwnyJ)

82 They weren't govt. certified reporters so it's OK to shoot them. Only the govt. certified ones are allowed to investigate and ask questions.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 12:44 PM (GUOwU)

83 I watched the Bulwark's election night coverage (aka the worst Zoom meeting in the history of teleconferencing).

Worse than the Jeffrey Toobin Zoom meeting?

------

Well it was certainly more masturbatory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 12:44 PM (BI5O2)

84 What's a JV Last?
Posted by: Guess I'll be the one to ask



$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

85 I think that Sarah Longwell would be porked back to sanity. The rest of the Bulwark crew is a lost cause.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 12:45 PM (jc0TO)

86 1994: Killed a 19-year-old girl
2022: Gov. Brown (D-OR) freed him
2025: Named to Salem's safety board
Posted by: Crusader

Damn it! I shoulda snapped him up when I had the chance!
-- Zohran Mamdani

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 12:45 PM (77rzZ)

87 76 "Investigation needs to come from the executive. From the DOJ."

Just as soon as I finish pleasuring myself with my Bill Barr shaped dildo - Pam Bondi

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 30, 2025 12:42 PM (abIsI)

======

The Somali grift came to light because of a DOJ press conference a couple of weeks ago. The MN USA started indicting people and announced that it was the first in "a large wave" of coming indictments across the 14 welfare programs being defrauded.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

88
Josh Gerstein
@joshgerstein
At some point, the amateur effort to knock on doors of home daycares intersects with robust stand-your-ground laws



Somalis Should Shoot Citizen Reporters Who Knock on "Day Care Center" Doors to Ask Questions

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (RuTUS)

89 Expect a tweet in a few:
"HAHAH~! Stupid Rethuglikkans thought I was being serious. Obviously they are too stupid to see cutting edge humor because of their guilty conscience."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (mlg/3)

90 Shooting through the door at someone knocking?

Yeah, that ain’t legal.
Posted by: EFG at December 30, 2025 12:41 PM (MDdRI)



But I said so......Double barrel. Right through the door.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

91 In point of fact, these are public businesses, inviting people to contact them.

Y'all, it's gotten much funnier. There's video on X of the state of Minnesota bringing literal trucks full of kids to the Quality Learing Center today so they can prove there's no fraud.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (QZThv)

92 Ace, I like the General Urko avatar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (RIvkX)

93 It's like fingernails on the chalkboard when I see X offer a list of "who to follow"

Posted by: Oglebay at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (GPa4z)

94 The case for Third World immigration, refugees included, has effectively collapsed. The experience of Somali communities in the United States, and the Mirpuri grooming-gang scandal in Britain, have brought the argument to a close. The debate is over.
At this point, anyone still arguing for Third World immigration is doing so on one of two grounds: naked ethnocentrism, or a kind of John Lennon-style utopian fantasy.

Posted by: Mike Jones at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (vd6bO)

95
Somalis Should Shoot Citizen Reporters Who Knock on "Day Care Center" Doors to Ask Questions
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (RuTUS)



I'm not very comfortable with rando Somalis having guns where they're supposed to be watching my kid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

96 ***John Quincy Adams Fan @redfang58

You must be ok with letting the left do whatever they want or they'll use violence is not a position a journalist should be advocating. Once again Congress needs to investigate coordination between the media and the left.
-----

This is a Pussy Post.

The reason people worry about the left doing violence
is that if one defends himself he will go before a communist judge and be convicted of a heinous crime. FOOL

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (Wt3Iw)

97 Elderly lady on the next street did shoot through the door at someone loudly yelling and banging on her front door at 3AM about 20 years ago. Probably a drunk at the wrong house. She didn't hit him though.

Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (oftw2)

98 Of course this "expert" who thinks "stand your ground" laws permit you to shoot people who knock on your door is a "senior legal affairs reporter."
___________________________

You misunderstand. The "legal affairs" moniker refers to specializing in documenting the wife swapping and partner loan-out programs favored by the Beta Male contingency prevalent on the Left, and most especially, within the confines of the Bulwark. "Senior" is merely a hierarchy established to determine who gets to sit in front to watch.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (dIske)

99
JV Last is still alive? Wow.

I watched the Bulwark's election night coverage (aka the worst Zoom meeting in the history of teleconferencing).

I recommend it. Truly funny stuff. They were all a mix of panicky and despondent.

But that particular little dude looked and sounded like someone who would go take a lethal dose of SSRIs as soon as the camera shut off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

===============

I watched it too, and to my eternal dissatisfaction, they committed some IP or licensing or something violation and had to take it down. There's a compressed version available, but the most entertaining livestream of November 2024 is gone. I learned my lesson: download YouTube videos I want to revisit.

It was the first time I ever saw this Jonathan V Last. He reminds me of a sad turtle. I watch The Bulwark now just to see his sad turtle face.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (2YF7/)

100 100

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (RuTUS)

101 response:

DataRepublican (small r)
@DataRepublican
32m
"GPT, write a post inciting people to shoot journalists investigating fraud, but make the threat veiled enough so I don't get in legal trouble"
Dec 30, 2025 · 5:14 PM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (rbvCR)

102 94 The case for Third World immigration, refugees included, has effectively collapsed. The experience of Somali communities in the United States, and the Mirpuri grooming-gang scandal in Britain, have brought the argument to a close. The debate is over.
At this point, anyone still arguing for Third World immigration is doing so on one of two grounds: naked ethnocentrism, or a kind of John Lennon-style utopian fantasy.

Posted by: Mike Jones at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (vd6bO)

======

"Same or less immigration" has been the default majority response from the American people for decades.

The government has responded with "more."

It's the same in every Western nation.

I suspect the "less" side is much more popular today than it was in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

103 Shooting through the door is no bueno. Have you been to Home Depot lately? A new door will cost a shit pot of money. You get a door peep hole to keep an eye on things and install a mail slot. Problem solved. Ask Joseph R.Biden, Attorney at Law, Wilmington DE, specializing in stuff.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 30, 2025 12:48 PM (gm9Sb)

104 How did I just know his name would be "Josh Gerstein"?

Posted by: Intelligence IS Pattern Recognition at December 30, 2025 12:48 PM (TDLyG)

105 It's like fingernails on the chalkboard when I see X offer a list of "who to follow"
Posted by: Oglebay

Agree. It should be "whom."

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 12:48 PM (77rzZ)

106
It was the first time I ever saw this Jonathan V Last. He reminds me of a sad turtle. I watch The Bulwark now just to see his sad turtle face.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (2YF7/)


















Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

107 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

California dreamin....

On such a winters day.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (QGaXH)

108 So...Gerstein. Just what is it you and your somali friends hiding? Hmmmm???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (2WIwB)

109 The Bulwark?

Isn't that like the Grindr app for inside-the-beltway types?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (R+M4w)

110 What's a JV Last?
Posted by: Guess I'll be the one to ask


It is what an apprentice cobbler uses to make shoes on.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (rbvCR)

111 @66 what's a JV Last ?

$20 bucks, same as in town

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (zNwXb)

112 Don't assign really White male reporters to Somali daycare door knocking.

Also, the appropriately selected reporter needs to have a few trucks with lots of free stuff - coats, tvs, phones... behind him and helpers ready to give it all away.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (NFX2v)

113
You misunderstand. The "legal affairs" moniker refers to specializing in documenting the wife swapping and partner loan-out programs favored by the Beta Male contingency prevalent on the Left, and most especially, within the confines of the Bulwark. "Senior" is merely a hierarchy established to determine who gets to sit in front to watch.
==
To be perfectly accurate. I also get first dibbs on clean up duty.

Posted by: John V Last at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (FLDRI)

114
Josh Gerstein
@joshgerstein
At some point, the amateur effort to knock on doors of home daycares intersects with robust stand-your-ground laws

=============

That "point" might be where the reporter barges into your business and threatens you. Asking if he can register "Joey" for daycare is a ways off. Gerstein knows this, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (2YF7/)

115 107 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

California dreamin....

On such a winters day.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (QGaXH)

All the leaves are brown

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (RuTUS)

116 This Josh Gerstein is one angry Joo. Do the Joos have their own militias?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (pLaQB)

117 Y'all, it's gotten much funnier. There's video on X of the state of Minnesota bringing literal trucks full of kids to the Quality Learing Center today so they can prove there's no fraud.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (QZThv)

LOL.. They actually did that ? I'm pretty sure that guy with the Shirley Kid has been casing that place for months with video and there have not been any kids...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (VE6XX)

118 Look for this to happen in Democrat run states and look for them to not prosecute the perpetrators.

Posted by: steevy at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (YwEeS)

119 Is Jonathan V Last an actual name. Sounds like a character from the Foundation series.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (RKVAD)

120 What is Liz Cheney's media presence these days?

I imagine she's on CNN once a week or so, but is it even that much?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I know, right? What a loser!

By the way, can someone get a message to the DNC for me? Please?

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (DjDMo)

121 And the sky is grey

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (NFX2v)

122 Best part of this 'Legal Anal y sis'?

Minnesota does NOT have a Stand your Ground law, but you have a DUTY TO RETREAT.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (mP0Kj)

123 "The case for Third World immigration, refugees included, has effectively collapsed. The experience of Somali communities in the United States, and the Mirpuri grooming-gang scandal in Britain, have brought the argument to a close. The debate is over.
Posted by: Mike Jones"

I wish i could share your optimism. If/when the Dems gain power again they will open the floodgates with the full approval of their base. The few that oppose will be told to shut-up and get on board.

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (GUOwU)

124 So, was his father Jonathan IV Last?

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

125 "Same or less immigration" has been the default majority response from the American people for decades.

The government has responded with "more."
------------------------------------

Every version of "Comprehensive Immigration Reform" has amounted to legalize the ones who came here illegally and bring in millions more.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (YNFo3)

126 114
Josh Gerstein
@joshgerstein
At some point, the amateur effort to knock on doors of home daycares intersects with robust stand-your-ground laws

=============

That "point" might be where the reporter barges into your business and threatens you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (2YF7/)

Your suggested interpretation does not conflict with what Gerstein said.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (RuTUS)

127 "Senior" is merely a hierarchy established to determine who gets to sit in front to watch.

But Jonah Goldberg always goes in the cuckshed. No exceptions.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (QZThv)

128 This Josh Gerstein is one angry Joo. Do the Joos have their own militias?

Yes.

In Somaliland, which they recently recognized statehood for.

Posted by: Intelligence IS Pattern Recognition at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (TDLyG)

129 I'm naive enough that I believed (not that long ago) that even the left didn't like to see taxpayer fraud.

I mean, even among conservatives that normally support military spending, I didn't like hearing about $200 hammers, I wanted it stopped.

You just have to assume almost everyone left of center is somehow in on these fraud schemes.

Posted by: Leupold at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (eIzlH)

130 Is Jonathan V Last an actual name. Sounds like a character from the Foundation series.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM


I think he worked for Wesley Mooch in Atlas Shrugged.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (jc0TO)

131 Haven't been out to dinner on NYears Eve in ages. Decided on Eyetalian. Goodbye 2025. Can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (UslNH)

132 119 Is Jonathan V Last an actual name. Sounds like a character from the Foundation series.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (RKVAD)

You misspelled Rollerball.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (mP0Kj)

133 121 And the sky is grey
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (NFX2v)


I went for a Walk

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (f6ii3)

134 He puts the Last in Elastic Anus.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 30, 2025 12:53 PM (wtvvX)

135 This isn't the same guy who posted a video of himself shooting an AR in "full semiautomatic mode" with his eyes closed and his teeth clenched is it?

Posted by: Dan C. at December 30, 2025 12:53 PM (c/iy0)

136 95
Somalis Should Shoot Citizen Reporters Who Knock on "Day Care Center" Doors to Ask Questions
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:46 PM (RuTUS)


I'm not very comfortable with rando Somalis having guns where they're supposed to be watching my kid.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Perhaps a 2nd amendment expert, which I am not, will address the exception you are suggesting.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:53 PM (RuTUS)

137 Released in 1966!!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 12:54 PM (NFX2v)

138 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at December 30, 2025 12:54 PM (c/iy0)

139 Shouldn't a day care be a gun-free zone, like elementary, middle, high schools and colleges?

Posted by: Intelligence IS Pattern Recognition at December 30, 2025 12:55 PM (TDLyG)

140
LOL.. They actually did that ? I'm pretty sure that guy with the Shirley Kid has been casing that place for months with video and there have not been any kids...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (VE6XX)



I believe they dropped the kids off then turned around and picked them right back up .

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

141 LOL.. They actually did that ? I'm pretty sure that guy with the Shirley Kid has been casing that place for months with video and there have not been any kids...

A spokesman for the state said yesterday that there were no kids on the day the video was shot because they were closed for scheduled maintenance or something, but there would definitely be kids there today. So they had to actually make that happen.

Which raises the question of who's kids they are, and do they know they're being used as props to launder taxpayer money to Gwen Walz?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 12:55 PM (QZThv)

142 137 Released in 1966!!
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 12:54 PM (NFX2v)

A lot of good music from the old days out there.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:55 PM (f6ii3)

143 That "point" might be where the reporter barges into your business and threatens you.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (2YF7/)

Your suggested interpretation does not conflict with what Gerstein said.
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (RuTUS)

As I noted earlier, Minnesota does NOT have a stand yer ground law, it does have a Castle Doctrine, but that is ONLY for the Home.

These, are not homes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 12:55 PM (mP0Kj)

144 So far DoJ has accomplised two things Trumpers want since the appointment of Bondi.
Brennan and the Stach. Other than those two indictiments it's meat and potatoes. It's the day to day expected.

All the low hanging fruit all the fruit just lying on the ground. Not day to day fruit but hybrid, expensive, glitter fruit. Unmolested.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 12:55 PM (Wt3Iw)

145 Leave him to his children. His children will kill him because he is such a good father to somebody.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 30, 2025 12:56 PM (EyfuW)

146 135 This isn't the same guy who posted a video of himself shooting an AR watching his wife get shtupped by the pool boy in "full semiautomatic mode" with his eyes closed and his teeth clenched is it?

Posted by: Dan C. at December 30, 2025 12:53 PM (c/iy0)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 30, 2025 12:56 PM (wtvvX)

147 Another Leftists who wants a Civil War II
Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM (KbWto)

But wants the brown people to do the killing and dying for him.

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 12:56 PM (vSvIl)

148 You just have to assume almost everyone left of center is somehow in on these fraud schemes.

It's aspirational, like communism itself. All of Antifa thinks if there's a glorious peoples' revolution they'll be Stalin. When in actual fact they'd be first against the wall.

In this case they think they'll be in on the fraud. They will never be in on the fraud.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 12:56 PM (QZThv)

149 One might expect a senior legal analyst to know the difference between stand your ground and castle doctrine. One might also expect said legal analyst to know that MN has neither. One would be wrong.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2025 12:57 PM (u73oe)

150 144 So far DoJ has accomplised two things Trumpers want since the appointment of Bondi.
Brennan and the Stach. Other than those two indictiments it's meat and potatoes. It's the day to day expected.

Comey and Tish James but a "judge" tossed those out

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 12:57 PM (VE6XX)

151 Perhaps a 2nd amendment expert, which I am not, will address the exception you are suggesting.
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:53 PM (RuTUS)


The main restrictions for licensed In-Home childcare in Oregon is owning a firearm in the home and smoking.
Meth addiction and convictions on drug offenses are allowed if the provider and/or family member is in a substance abuse program, which is self-reported of course.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (rbvCR)

152 115 107 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

California dreamin....

On such a winters day.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (QGaXH)

All the leaves are brown
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (RuTUS)

And the sky is (getting) grey

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (QGaXH)

153 Senior" is merely a hierarchy established to determine who gets to sit in front to watch.

But Jonah Goldberg always goes in the cuckshed. No exceptions.
==
This is true but its for his own good. Last time he jumped the line and went straight in to clean up the bull and we had to resuscitate him after Bill Kristol hit him with a brandy snifter in a fit of pique.

Posted by: John V Last at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (FLDRI)

154 Hey, were you guys aware that Daycare Centers in Minnesota are "GUN FREE ZONES" even to concealed carry permit holders?

Apparently, Josh isn't.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (dIske)

155 I guess MN does have castle doctrine. He’s still an idiot though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (u73oe)

156 Another Leftists who wants a Civil War II

Posted by: Skip at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM (KbWto)


But wants the brown people to do the killing and dying for him.

Posted by: Methos at December 30, 2025 12:56 PM (vSvIl)



Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Arab John McClain at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (TDLyG)

157 Does the law only permit home daycares to shoot amateurs?

Posted by: Oglebay at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (GPa4z)

158 @ 66 What's a JV Last?
____________________________

Depends who you're gettin' it from … and their skill level …

Posted by: Dr_No at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (ayRl+)

159 My X Feed and the Somali Daycare Pirates

Star Tribune alone has written 300+ stories in the last four years. links behind wall

Minnesota are STILL 100% full-throated in their support of @GovTimWalz

They know nothing about, or don’t care about, Trump’s actual fraud, his selling of pardons, ect.

I took this photo of a local playground at 2am and their were NO CHILDREN.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (gbOdA)

160 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

---------------

I'd be better were I waiting for Josh Gerstein to come knock on my door.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (Ig0+Z)

161 Are we a match for Leftism? Can we take the fight to the necessary extreme? I guess we'll find out.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (VnsnO)

162 Gerstein: reporters pounding the pavement with shoe leather is so primitive . The website of the day care tells me everything you need to know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (zNwXb)

163 And there was rejoicing... tiny, tiny rejoicing

@MyLordBebo
🇪🇺 EAT ZE BUGS? NOPE!

Another blow against the plans of the globalist elites. This time, despite the millions invested, the largest insect farm in Europe, Ÿnsect, has declared itself insolvent and has gone into judicial liquidation!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (mlg/3)

164 Never seen a "Day care" in a windowless storage building before.. Where was the playground equipment ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (VE6XX)

165 160 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

---------------

I'd be better were I waiting for Josh Gerstein to come knock on my door.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (Ig0+Z)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (RuTUS)

166 I thought that the "private building" defense the cops used to kick out Nick Shirley was ridiculous. These "businesses" clearly don't take in any money except government funds, so the building is actually public.

Posted by: pookysgirl, handing out gingersnap cookies at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (Wt5PA)

167

Welcome to the party, pal.
Posted by: Arab John McClain at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (TDLyG)




OOOOH!!!! First Daughter got me the Die Hard vent ornament this year! It showed up after Christmas, but it's on the tree now. There's even a little hole you can stick a tree light through for the lighter.

Made my holiday, it did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

168 You just have to assume almost everyone left of center is somehow in on these fraud schemes.
-----

I beg your pardon?

Posted by: Suzanne Vega at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (TN0g+)

169 I took this photo of a local playground at 2am and their were NO CHILDREN.

The "leftist argument is just pretending not to understand the point they're arguing against to make discourse impossible" meme is undefeated.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (QZThv)

170 So, people working for *Tim Walz and Somali thieves* told people "hey, listen we need to borrow some precious moppets for a photoshoot real quick, we'll bring 'em right back," and rustled up a whole truckload of them?

Wow. Some people really shouldn't be parents. My kid's bus driver is a sweet little old lady who hands out cookies and little Jesus toys, and I still get a little nervous, just because anything can happen.

But it's not like a bus pulling up with a creepazoid Dem operative and a gang of football-headed rapetards.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (BI5O2)

171 133 121 And the sky is grey
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (NFX2v)


I went for a Walk
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (f6ii3)

I started something.......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 01:01 PM (QGaXH)

172 How is everyone?!
......

Cold, stiff, sore and grumpy. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

173 Remember when the communist media demanded that Erick Erickson be fired from CNN after he mused about shooting census workers that knocked on his door?
++++
I do, but there might be a better "food for thought comparison, which is how Press whores always and constantly bleat about "dangerous rhetoric" against the Press. They are the first to claim that Trump's continuous - and justified - bad-mouthing of the Press represents *actual* danger to Press whores. They claim it constantly. They are heroes in dangerous jobs made more dangerous by hateful rhetoric and any bad word about them should be forbidden.

I guess those without a press pass issued in Washington, New York, Chicago or Los Angeles aren't really "journalists."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:01 PM (avHHk)

174 "True love is giving and giving until it hurts." -Saint Mother Teresa

CBS News: 'Trump administration rolls out rural health funding, with strings attached'
While every state applied for money from the program, it won't be distributed equally. And critics worry that the funding might be pulled back if a state's policies don't match up with the administration's.
| The Associated Press • Published December 29, 2025

🤨🙄🤬


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 01:01 PM (NFX2v)

175 169 I took this photo of a local playground at 2am and their were NO CHILDREN.

The "leftist argument is just pretending not to understand the point they're arguing against to make discourse impossible" meme is undefeated.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (QZThv)

=====

Like their mockery of "they're eating the cats and dogs," I suspect the defensive line will falter and convince no one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

176 "How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM"

Fair to middlin.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at December 30, 2025 01:01 PM (vFG9F)

177 Meanwhile, effeminate bug-eyed cuck Jonathan V. Last of the Bulwark grifter organization feels "hope" due to Marjorie Taylor Greene's joining of the #Resistance.
++++
They need silver linings wherever they can find them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (avHHk)

178 The "leftist argument is just pretending not to understand the point they're arguing against to make discourse impossible" meme is undefeated.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (QZThv)


To be fair, there are a number of posters on the internet who also use that technique.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (rbvCR)

179 So many were crossing the border, the sky turned brown.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (EyfuW)

180 Minnesota are STILL 100% full-throated in their support of @GovTimWalz

-
And Mrs. Retard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (L/fGl)

181 When are we going to starting them?

Posted by: sidney at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (Uy/WF)

182 >>>Comey and Tish James but a "judge" tossed those out
Posted by: It's me donna
---

Have they been re-indicted? Have new and different charges been brought against them. Have they been leagally harassed as our people have been?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (Wt3Iw)

183 >>> 163 And there was rejoicing... tiny, tiny rejoicing

@MyLordBebo
🇪🇺 EAT ZE BUGS? NOPE!

Another blow against the plans of the globalist elites. This time, despite the millions invested, the largest insect farm in Europe, Ÿnsect, has declared itself insolvent and has gone into judicial liquidation!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (mlg/3)

Bluebell the Hen wants to know why the fck commies create these pretentiously weird named stupid ass companies (other than graft and money laundering, of course) when there are so many delicious, organic, free-range BOOGZ for her and her coop-mates to eat.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (ULPxl)

184 160 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

---------------

I'd be better were I waiting for Josh Gerstein to come knock on my door.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (Ig0+Z)

I'm gonna rap on your door (rap on it)
Tap on your window pane (tap on it)
Open open up, baby
I'm gonna rap on your door (rap on it)
Tap on your, tap on your (tap on it)
Tap on your, tap on your window pane (tap on your window pane)

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (RuTUS)

185 Have you asked your doctor whether MTG is right for you?"

Don't take MTG if you're allergic to MTG or any of it's ingredients.
Side effects include...

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (XuXeR)

186 Another blow against the plans of the globalist elites. This time, despite the millions invested, the largest insect farm in Europe, Ÿnsect, has declared itself insolvent and has gone into judicial liquidation!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (mlg/3)

Their livestock fell prey to an infestation of chickens. Yummy, yummy chickens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (8zz6B)

187 Has the dissipating fart known as Marjorie Taylor Green left the room yet? How long until the next "Republican" backstabber reveals him/herself?

Posted by: Grand Old Phonies at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (qUkBO)

188 All the low hanging fruit all the fruit just lying on the ground. Not day to day fruit but hybrid, expensive, glitter fruit. Unmolested.
Posted by: Braenyard
======
Building a case against people with good lawyers and money behind them is a lot more difficult than prosecuting the typical low life. E.g. Comey, the stupid Congress critter in NJ assaulting ICE agents, and Leticia and her mortgage fraud, as well as the disqualification of Trump's DA in NJ.

All of these were routine slam dunk cases yet dismissed on technicalities by a judge or grand jury because a) grand juries full of Democrats, b) judges who were cronies of the accused in some cases, c) Democrats blocking any Trump DA appointments. Bondi herself cannot institute the indictments, they have to be overseen by duly qualified underlings.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (WDjG6)

189 Why does Politico have a "legal affairs" job role at all? Politico has never met lawbreaking it didn't rationalize and fully support when a Party Man is involved, and has never met a railroading it didn't rationalize and fully support when a Party Enemy is involved. Why bother with the pretense?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (avHHk)

190 181

When are we going to starting them?


??????

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (f6ii3)

191 "...to make discourse impossible."

The essential point.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (VnsnO)

192 I started a joke.

Posted by: Robin Gibbs at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (jc0TO)

193 "It's aspirational, like communism itself. All of Antifa thinks if there's a glorious peoples' revolution they'll be Stalin."


Every AWFL imagines she will be in charge of the local Red Guard brigade

Posted by: Ripley at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

194 Never seen a "Day care" in a windowless storage building before.. Where was the playground equipment ?
Posted by: It's me donna
......

Apparently Somalis use the Sensory Deprivation Closet method of child rearing.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

195 >>> Somalis Should Shoot Citizen Reporters Who Knock on "Day Care Center" Doors to Ask Questions

Actually having a shitload of people suddedly being gotten dead by one specific group of aliens might be what the country needs.
It might wake some people up and be significant enough to declare ALL of them to be enemy aliens.

Posted by: Operator Error at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (NUqPs)

196 The word's, Insect Farm, together in that formulation beggar the imagination.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (XV/Pl)

197 And the sky is grey
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM (NFX2v)


I went for a Walk
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (f6ii3)

The Stranger Things kid's gay

Posted by: Homofatigue should be a thing at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (TbWk/)

198 I saw Gang of Football Headed Rapetards open for Wet Leg at Lulu's Bait Shack in 2018.


Wet Leg left early because of all the rape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

199 California dreamin....

On such a winters day.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (QGaXH)

All the leaves are brown
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (RuTUS)

And the sky is (getting) grey
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 12:58 PM (QGaXH)

Is it? can't tell.... Foggy here...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (mP0Kj)

200 The "leftist argument is just pretending not to understand the point they're arguing against to make discourse impossible" meme is undefeated.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (QZThv)

To be fair, there are a number of posters on the internet who also use that technique.
_-------------------------------

And one supreme court justice

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (YNFo3)

201 This brunette in a skirt thinks JV Last is a turbo-powered hypercuck:
http://tiny.cc/cw0x001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (avHHk)

202 Somalians = Samolians

Posted by: Leftist Grifters at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (TDLyG)

203 187 Has the dissipating fart known as Marjorie Taylor Green left the room yet? How long until the next "Republican" backstabber reveals him/herself?
Posted by: Grand Old Phonies
========
When MTG's 15 minutes of fame are up. But more seriously, Johnson has about one dozen backstabbers or so that frequently try to side with Democrats to kill good legislation and introduce stupid discharge petitions on extraneous subjects to derail important legislation like the budget.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (WDjG6)

204 200
And one supreme court justice

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (YNFo3)

====

In a pear tree?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

205 I remember who I am but I forgot who I was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 30, 2025 12:34 PM

You will hardly know who I am or what I mean.

Posted by: Simon Wilder quoting Walt Whitman at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (P5BPp)

206 We need armed Ring cameras. You know, so you can shoot door knockers without leaving your chair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

207 The leftwing media's insane and murderous reaction to the Somali fraud scandal really means one thing: they are really worried about this.

The size of the numbers is so incredibly yuge, there seems no doubt that high-ranking Democraps were in on the fraud, and it highlights one of the right's biggest concerns that medical care in this country is total dogshit and Obamacare and subsidies make it worse.

Plus, it doesn't help that Somalis are mostly hideously ugly and malformed people that look like the offspring of a leper morlock and a xenomorph that gestated inside a diseased warthog. If they all looked like Iman it might not be so much an issue.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

208 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

---------------

I'd be better were I waiting for Josh Gerstein to come knock on my door.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 12:59 PM (Ig0+Z)

Come and knock on my door,
I'll be waiting for you...

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (DjDMo)

209 So someone does get shot will this piece of garbage face consequences?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (RKVAD)

210 180 Minnesota are STILL 100% full-throated in their support of @GovTimWalz

-
And Mrs. Retard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (L/fGl)

Clearly Minnesota needs electrolytes!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (mP0Kj)

211 200 The "leftist argument is just pretending not to understand the point they're arguing against to make discourse impossible" meme is undefeated.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (QZThv)

To be fair, there are a number of posters on the internet who also use that technique.
_-------------------------------

And one supreme court justice
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (YNFo3)

... and a partridge in a pear tree

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (RuTUS)

212 ... But it's not like a bus pulling up with a creepazoid Dem operative and a gang of football-headed rapetards.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (BI5O2)
++++
Politics uber alles
Party favor uber alles

Look how many people let Joe Biden grope their kids and grandkids on stage with cameras rolling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (avHHk)

213 Somalians = Samolians"

Tupperware = Supperware?

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (XuXeR)

214 "Rural" Massachusetts = Springfield, New Bedford, Fall River, Brockton, Fitchburg, Lawrence.

Posted by: Grand Old Phonies at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (qUkBO)

215 170 So, people working for *Tim Walz and Somali thieves* ......

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:00 PM (BI5O2)

I saw Tim Walz and his Somali Thieves open for.........

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (QGaXH)

216 >>> 186
==
Their livestock fell prey to an infestation of chickens. Yummy, yummy chickens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (8zz6B)

If I had a Mr. Fusion, I bet I could figure out a way to send a flock of 50-foot chickens to Davos right when the WEFtards arrive for their annual party.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (ULPxl)

217 Philadelphia area
Action News Investigation, Nov. 14, 2024
Action News uncovers potentially alarming number of unlicensed child care providers
State licensing requires regular safety inspections and trainings, but a 6abc data analysis found many day cares are noncompliant.

The investigation emphasized that while licensed daycares are overseen (ha), illegal operations and non-compliant ones pose major threats...

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (NFX2v)

218 209 So someone does get shot will this piece of garbage face consequences?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (RKVAD)

Well, no.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (f6ii3)

219 "People don't change - but they can remember who they are"

Garden gnome J. Last

LOL

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (rj6Yv)

220 Didn't MTG visit or try to visit the J6 prisoners?
And, wasn't she swatted a few times?

So the NYT bats their fake eyelashes at her and she crawls over like a whipped doge to the same people that did all that?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (HXT0k)

221
Plus, it doesn't help that Somalis are mostly hideously ugly and malformed people that look like the offspring of a leper morlock and a xenomorph that gestated inside a diseased warthog. If they all looked like Iman it might not be so much an issue.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

I laughed.. I probably shouldn't have

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (VE6XX)

222 194 Never seen a "Day care" in a windowless storage building before.. Where was the playground equipment ?
Posted by: It's me donna
......

Apparently Somalis use the Sensory Deprivation Closet method of child rearing.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!!!!

Posted by: Good solid religious parenting at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (TbWk/)

223 This brunette in a skirt thinks JV Last is a turbo-powered hypercuck:
http://tiny.cc/cw0x001
==
Hey Baby have got me pegged.
How bout some tossed salad and scrambled eggs!🎵

Posted by: John V Last at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (FLDRI)

224 I had an ant farm once.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

225 You know, we laughed when Walz came out and said that people were driving by the Governor's Mansion and calling him a retard. There was scrutiny because we all wanted it to be true.

But, out of curiosity, I pulled up the schematics and mapping on the Minnesota Governor's Mansion. It sits back from any throughfares. It's fenced off, and has a large front yard, a fence around the property, and then a non-usable macadam lot in front of that which is inaccessible.

He's making the shit up. Which is disappointing, but telling in that no one in the press called him on it.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (dIske)

226 204 200
In a pear tree?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

211 200
... and a partridge in a pear tree
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (RuTUS)

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (RuTUS)

227 189 Why does Politico have a "legal affairs" job role at all? Politico has never met lawbreaking it didn't rationalize and fully support when a Party Man is involved, and has never met a railroading it didn't rationalize and fully support when a Party Enemy is involved. Why bother with the pretense?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
======
Axel Springer (major globo homo publisher), a German company, owns Politico now. Same as Bloomberg bought the Hill simply so he could turn it into a globo homo garbage news source.

Both are competitors for the WaPo in providing flattering coverage and shilling for globohomo among the various street level bureaucrats and budding politicos working on congressional staffs.

We are not the intended recipients.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (WDjG6)

228 The brunette in a skirt is wearing a pretty high caliber belt.

Posted by: Not that there's anything wrong with that at December 30, 2025 01:08 PM (2Ez/1)

229 First you uncover the fraud
Second you stop the money flow…the theft.
Third you prosecute the low level actors
Fourth you end the programs that created the fraud
Fifth you prosecute the mid level thieves
Sixth you take out the politicians who built the fraud

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 01:08 PM (rbvCR)

230 Didn't MTG visit or try to visit the J6 prisoners?
And, wasn't she swatted a few times?

So the NYT bats their fake eyelashes at her and she crawls over like a whipped doge to the same people that did all that?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (HXT0k)



With her sudden roll to the dark side, there's rampant speculation on whether any of that happened to her, actually.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

231 "Every AWFL imagines she will be in charge of the local Red Guard brigade"

Silly AWFLs, the trannies will be in charge.

Posted by: Grand Old Phonies at December 30, 2025 01:08 PM (qUkBO)

232 Mama said there'd be days like this … Mama said …

Posted by: Dr_No at December 30, 2025 01:08 PM (ayRl+)

233 I find myself with a lot of optimism of late. Irrational exuberance. Have to come here to get it cooled off.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 12:38 PM

I take cold comfort in the realization that no matter how bad things are now, in a very short time these will be The Good Ole Days.


Posted by: toby928(c) at December 30, 2025 12:40 PM

It's sad to realize that the Obama years were the good ole days compared to post-2020 USA.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (P5BPp)

234 He's making the shit up. Which is disappointing, but telling in that no one in the press called him on it.
Posted by: Orson
======
The Press=Democrat propagandists. Even Baghdad Bob was more believable than our press coverage of Democrats in office.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (WDjG6)

235 This brunette in a skirt thinks JV Last is a turbo-powered hypercuck:
http://tiny.cc/cw0x001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:04 PM (avHHk)
______

Looks like the usual weird photoshop, but ... TBWB

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

236 First you uncover the fraud
Second you stop the money flow…the theft.
Third you prosecute the low level actors
Fourth you end the programs that created the fraud
Fifth you prosecute the mid level thieves
Sixth you take out the politicians who built the fraud
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 01:08 PM


Then you get the women.

Posted by: Tony Montana at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (jc0TO)

237 I now assume 98.7% of all online pictures of hot girls are AI.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (XV/Pl)

238 229 First you uncover the fraud
Second you stop the money flow…the theft.
Third you prosecute the low level actors
Fourth you end the programs that created the fraud
Fifth you prosecute the mid level thieves
Sixth you take out the politicians who built the fraud
Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 01:08 PM (rbvCR)

Then you get the women!

Posted by: A slightly confused Tony Montana at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (TbWk/)

239 ... We are not the intended recipients.
Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (WDjG6)
++++
For sure, but even the intended recipients know the score. Unlike the TV news nets and major papers, there aren't many dull-faced normals vegging out in front of Politico. Politico is for midwit Party operatives, and they all know the score.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (avHHk)

240 If MTG were genuine, the principled patriot she pretends to be, she'd be rejecting the Left with more fervor than she's shown against Trump.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (VnsnO)

241 doesn't help that Somalis are mostly hideously ugly and malformed people that look like the offspring of a leper morlock and a xenomorph that gestated inside a diseased warthog. If they all looked like Iman it might not be so much an issue
==
That's insulting!! You take that back right now!!!!

Posted by: Diseased Warthogs (backwards) R Us at December 30, 2025 01:10 PM (FLDRI)

242 184 I'm gonna rap on your door (rap on it)
Tap on your window pane (tap on it)
Open open up, baby
I'm gonna rap on your door (rap on it)
Tap on your, tap on your (tap on it)
Tap on your, tap on your window pane (tap on your window pane)
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:02 PM (RuTUS)

(from memory, so apologies....)

I hear you knockin'

but you can't come in.....

I hear you knockin'

Go back where you been....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 01:10 PM (QGaXH)

243 218 209 So someone does get shot will this piece of garbage face consequences?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (RKVAD)

Well, no.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (f6ii3)

See, there's this First Amendment, and then there's this Second Amendment.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:10 PM (RuTUS)

244 Horde mind is a frightening thing.

Posted by: Tony Montana at December 30, 2025 01:10 PM (jc0TO)

245 Plus, it doesn't help that Somalis are mostly hideously ugly and malformed people that look like the offspring of a leper morlock and a xenomorph that gestated inside a diseased warthog. If they all looked like Iman it might not be so much an issue.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (iFTx/)



Rampant inbreeding will do that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

246 There are two absolutely necessary and indispensable parties to the fraud in MN:

1) government officials
2) law firms

Both of those were key to facilitating the fraud.
None of this stops until those people are arrested.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 01:11 PM (HXT0k)

247 I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in LA (if I was in LA)

That was way back then...
---
224 I had an ant farm once.
Posted by: wth

That made me laugh.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 01:11 PM (NFX2v)

248 AI women. I saw the old photos of Bardot going around yesterday. The Pre AI years. Beautiful woman.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:11 PM (f6ii3)

249 So the NYT bats their fake eyelashes at her and she crawls over like a whipped doge to the same people that did all that?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
=====
A craving for fame does that to people--they become fake and gay. MTG's struggles are over; she had learned to love Big Democrat.

In Hollywood, you had to service Weinstein as a humiliation.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (WDjG6)

250 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

About average.

Posted by: L Lujack,c. 1976 at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (NcvvS)

251 There are two absolutely necessary and indispensable parties to the fraud in MN:

1) government officials
2) law firms

Both of those were key to facilitating the fraud.
None of this stops until those people are arrested.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 30, 2025 01:11 PM (HXT0k)
++++
Yup. I hate the framing of all this as "Somali fraud." It is that, but it isn't *just* that. Blaming the Somalis for this lets their partners in government and other connected institutions skate by. These schemes require a lot of bureaucrats to keep things moving.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (avHHk)

252 You will hardly know who I am or what I mean."

"I yam what I yam...."

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (XuXeR)

253 I've got to keep going back to one little overlooked fact.

Somalis in Somalia are shooting at the US Navy. They are getting funding from Iran, but Iran does NOT have a lot of hard currency.... soooo...

We really need to investigate where all this fraud money has gone... because I don't think your normal Somali is driving around in a Lambo... we're talking BILLIONS of dollars.

We know there are a lot of wire transfers to Somalia... follow the money.... see if it is arming our enemies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (mP0Kj)

254 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM


I'm okay.

Posted by: A. Lumberjack at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (LS4tp)

255 ... We know there are a lot of wire transfers to Somalia... follow the money.... see if it is arming our enemies.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (mP0Kj)
++++
I'll bet my next paycheck that we are directly financing them with these and other schemes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (avHHk)

256 Oh my. An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers, have canceled their appearance at the Trump-Kennedy Center due to the renaming. Owww. Poor babies. Maybe the place has outlived its usefulness.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (5xuJ/)

257 Josh Gerstein: Somalis Should Shoot

Did it look Minnesota cold on those videos he did? It is WAY too late for you and yours, Gerstein.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2025 01:14 PM (7kply)

258 254 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

I'm okay.
Posted by: A. Lumberjack at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (LS4tp)

He's okay.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:14 PM (RuTUS)

259 Somalis in Somalia are shooting at the US Navy."

So, our tax dollars at work. And our tax dollars at work, part II.

The whole farking planet seems to be running on our damn tax dollars.

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 01:14 PM (XuXeR)

260 I never get to shoot anybody.

Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:14 PM (ZxPkt)

261 >>We know there are a lot of wire transfers to Somalia... follow the money.... see if it is arming our enemies.


It has already been reported that MN is the largest funding source for Al Shabab...so.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:14 PM (grNgC)

262 132 119 Is Jonathan V Last an actual name. Sounds like a character from the Foundation series.

James Last is brutal!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (Vpqw1)

263 I hear you knockin'

but you can't come in.....

I hear you knockin'

Go back where you been....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 01:10 PM (QGaXH)

And here's Smiley Lewis, who I believe had the original recording of that great tune:

https://youtu.be/_nFcCxGIrBw

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (8zz6B)

264 256 Oh my. An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers, have canceled their appearance at the Trump-Kennedy Center due to the renaming. Owww. Poor babies. Maybe the place has outlived its usefulness.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (5xuJ/)

The Center has been looking into fining them lots of bucks.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (RuTUS)

265 Plus, it doesn't help that Somalis are mostly hideously ugly and malformed people that look like the offspring of a leper morlock and a xenomorph that gestated inside a diseased warthog. If they all looked like Iman it might not be so much an issue.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 01:05 PM (iFTx/)


Rampant inbreeding will do that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
_____

Inbreeding with goats, you mean? Inbreeding has to be part of it. Somalis aren't black, they aren't Arab or Persian, they're not even mulatto-ish. Somalis are just weird and ugly, with misshapen heads and eyes from a fever nightmare.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

266 All of these were routine slam dunk cases yet dismissed on technicalities by a judge or grand jury because a) grand juries full of Democrats, b) judges who were cronies of the accused in some cases, c) Democrats blocking any Trump DA appointments. Bondi herself cannot institute the indictments, they have to be overseen by duly qualified underlings.
Posted by: whig
----

I remember Eric Holder's, DoJ, Biden's DoJ and what they did to us. It's past time making them all dig into their pocketbooks, and giving them sleepless nights.
Our people aren't being as creative as they could be with the judges either.
The clock is ticking and the timeframe is closing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (Wt3Iw)

267 So I read somewhere that 86% of MN Somalis with Children are on welfare ? If so, why do they need Daycare since they're obviously not working...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (VE6XX)

268 "...have canceled their appearance at the Trump-Kennedy Center due to the renaming."


Mary Jo Kopechne unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Obligatory at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (2Ez/1)

269 Yeah, I always laughed about Axel Springer, because it sounds like an action-movie hero name, but he was just a greasy German businessman who looked strangely like Bill Murray.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (BI5O2)

270 >>> 256 Oh my. An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers
==
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (5xuJ/)

Who?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (ULPxl)

271 >>An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers


As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that almost nobody has ever heard of these guys.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (grNgC)

272 >Politico "Reporter" Josh Gerstein: Somalis Should Shoot Citizen Reporters
-----

this is a case of Internet Tough Guy Syndrome. End stage.

Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:16 PM (ZxPkt)

273 216 >>> 186
==
Their livestock fell prey to an infestation of chickens. Yummy, yummy chickens.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2025 01:03 PM (8zz6B)

If I had a Mr. Fusion, I bet I could figure out a way to send a flock of 50-foot chickens to Davos right when the WEFtards arrive for their annual party.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (ULPxl)

Now I'm hungry for some KFC....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 01:16 PM (QGaXH)

274 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

I'm okay.
Posted by: A. Lumberjack at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (LS4tp)

He's okay.
------

I'm okay.

Posted by: April Wine at December 30, 2025 01:16 PM (TN0g+)

275 There are two absolutely necessary and indispensable parties to the fraud in MN:

1) government officials
2) law firms

Both of those were key to facilitating the fraud.
None of this stops until those people are arrested.


Heh

Posted by: 3) cops, 4) judges at December 30, 2025 01:16 PM (7kply)

276 271 >>An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers

As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that almost nobody has ever heard of these guys.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (grNgC)

It's very difficult for me to restrain myself from typing a pun at this time.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:17 PM (RuTUS)

277 Now I'm hungry for some KFC....

Mmmm. Fried chicken.

*looks for buttermilk and flour*

Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 01:17 PM (XuXeR)

278 I'll bet my next paycheck that we are directly financing them with these and other schemes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (avHHk)


There were rumors that the Clintons were laundering money through Iran, and I suspect Obama and the various other semi-official actors are as well. Which might be why the green revolution never got anywhere.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 01:17 PM (rbvCR)

279 271 >>An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers


As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that almost nobody has ever heard of these guys.
---------------
Yep. Never heard of them, either. Kind of stupid name for a band.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 30, 2025 01:17 PM (pLaQB)

280 Cold, stiff, sore and grumpy. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah, you were really working it last night. WhooWoo!!

Posted by: S. Fluke at December 30, 2025 01:17 PM (5xuJ/)

281 An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers


As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that almost nobody has ever heard of these guys.
-----

The first clue you're right is that they're a jazz band.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (TN0g+)

282 If I had a Mr. Fusion, I bet I could figure out a way to send a flock of 50-foot chickens to Davos right when the WEFtards arrive for their annual party.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (ULPxl)
=========

May I suggest 10-foot tall cassowaries? Or emus in a pinch.

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

283 FOMC: 2M

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (Wt3Iw)

284 These schemes require a lot of bureaucrats to keep things moving.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (avHHk)

Of course. They also organized everything and made it happen.

Do you think Leon & Jesse could hatch this plot? Of course not. But those two were like VDH & Clarence Thomas by comparison to any two Somalis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (BI5O2)

285 It's buffahs all the way down.

Posted by: Cicci at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (Q+gd/)

286 224 I had an ant farm once.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

I had an Aunt Betty once.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (QGaXH)

287 >>Yep. Never heard of them, either. Kind of stupid name for a band.


One of Lee Morgan's best LPs is called 'The Cooker'.

So...maybe a ref to that famous Trumpet Player?

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (grNgC)

288 271 >>An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers.

+++
One day we'll be acclaimed.

Posted by: The Dishwashers at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (2Ez/1)

289 >>> 259 Somalis in Somalia are shooting at the US Navy."

So, our tax dollars at work. And our tax dollars at work, part II.

The whole farking planet seems to be running on our damn tax dollars.
Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 01:14 PM (XuXeR)

I don't want a tariff check or a bigger-than-ever refund next year, I want the fcking IRS abolished.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:19 PM (ULPxl)

290 284 These schemes require a lot of bureaucrats to keep things moving.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (avHHk)

Of course. They also organized everything and made it happen.

Do you think Leon & Jesse could hatch this plot? Of course not. But those two were like VDH & Clarence Thomas by comparison to any two Somalis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (BI5O2)

=======

There is not one bureaucrat in one government office who has one incentive to tamp down on fraud.

If their budget balloons from $4 million to $300 million in 3 years, they are celebrated by all their peers. No matter the reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

291 We know there are a lot of wire transfers to Somalia... follow the money.... see if it is arming our enemies.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:12 PM (mP0Kj)
++++
I'll bet my next paycheck that we are directly financing them with these and other schemes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (avHHk)
_________

100%. In the normal fraudulent scheme, you can clearly see the stolen money in extravagance like the BLM's founder's mansions, luxury cars, and other expensive indulgences. Where is that in the Somali community? They all look like filthy street urchins.

Sure, some of the money went to Democrap politicians like Walz and Ilhan (I'll bet any amount of money the "investments" in her idiot husband's hedge fund are all stolen money). But it seems like billions of it just disappeared. It was sent overseas to terror groups.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

292 Oh my. An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers, have canceled their appearance at the Trump-Kennedy Center due to the renaming.

You still get paid even if you don't show up.

Posted by: Tim Walz Productions at December 30, 2025 01:20 PM (7kply)

293 Don't worry everyone.

Between Somali daycares and Indian gas stations and trillions in fraud nationwide blowing up and everyone worried...

Ted Cruz is on the case.

He posted on X he's been up day and night so congress can "save"...

College football

Lol what a joke

Posted by: brak at December 30, 2025 01:20 PM (eK+SZ)

294 Have they been re-indicted? Have new and different charges been brought against them. Have they been leagally harassed as our people have been?
Posted by: Braenyard
=======
Not that easy. All federal criminal cases have to start with grand jury indictments. To do that, you have to present evidence, to do that, one judge, for example, ordered smirking asshole Comey crony law prof's comms with Comey and other evidence returned to him, and so on.

All this is stemming from the Democrats abusing the blue slip policy in the GOP run Judiciary committee and blocking federal DA and district court judge appointments of Trump to positions in blue states like VA, NJ, NY, etc.

Then an odd, probably unconstitutional law, kicks in where those blue state judges get to pick the DA where the seat is vacant. They will of course pick one of their Dem cronies (which is why the law should be unconstitutional due to separation of powers).

The legal system is patently unfair and tilted toward the ruling class buddy system for decades now. Now the ruling class including lawyers are mostly Democrats due to the squeeze it gives them, Trump or Bondi are facing uphill battles.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:20 PM (WDjG6)

295 "At some point, the amateur effort to knock on doors of home daycares intersects with robust stand-your-ground laws."

How to say "I am unqualified for this job." without actually using those words.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 30, 2025 01:20 PM (s/0Zp)

296 It seems to me that a large portion of MN GDP is purely Federal Funds Fraud.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:20 PM (grNgC)

297 224 I had an ant farm once.
Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

I had an Aunt Betty once...

+++
But we have aunts:

https://youtu.be/EvYvqO6gPCo

Posted by: GEICO at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (2Ez/1)

298 Posted by: Tim Walz Productions at December 30, 2025 01:20 PM (7kply)

(7kply)

7k-ply toilet paper?

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (RuTUS)

299 267 So I read somewhere that 86% of MN Somalis with Children are on welfare ? If so, why do they need Daycare since they're obviously not working...

Posted by: It's me donna

The alleged operators of the daycare and home healthcare "businesses."

They've gone from PPP money to non-profit funding and multiple accounts.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (NFX2v)

300 282 If I had a Mr. Fusion, I bet I could figure out a way to send a flock of 50-foot chickens to Davos right when the WEFtards arrive for their annual party.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:06 PM (ULPxl)
=========

May I suggest 10-foot tall cassowaries? Or emus in a pinch.
Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

Why not both???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (ULPxl)

301 Plus Somalis have bulbous heads. Probably from sand chigger infections.

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

302 >Politico "Reporter" Josh Gerstein: Somalis Should Shoot Citizen Reporters
-----

this is a case of Internet Tough Guy Syndrome. End stage.
Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:16 PM (ZxPkt)
=====

Seems to be a popular meme among MN Dems. Didn't Jake Frey, the esteamed(on purpose) mayor of Minneapolis, warn ICE that they might get shot by irate Somalis recently?

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)

303 291 100%. In the normal fraudulent scheme, you can clearly see the stolen money in extravagance like the BLM's founder's mansions, luxury cars, and other expensive indulgences. Where is that in the Somali community? They all look like filthy street urchins.

Sure, some of the money went to Democrap politicians like Walz and Ilhan (I'll bet any amount of money the "investments" in her idiot husband's hedge fund are all stolen money). But it seems like billions of it just disappeared. It was sent overseas to terror groups.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 30, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

======

Any effort to build a fraud case will have started in about August of this year when the USA was finally approved by the Senate.

How long to build any fraud case?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

304 258 254 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

I'm okay.
Posted by: A. Lumberjack at December 30, 2025 01:13 PM (LS4tp)

He's okay.

He's A. Lumberjack and he's okay.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (Vpqw1)

305 As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that almost nobody has ever heard of these guys.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (grNgC)

It's very difficult for me to restrain myself from typing a pun at this time.
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:17 PM (RuTUS)

We TRIPLE dog dare ya!

Posted by: Ralphie at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (5xuJ/)

306 PJ O'Rourke noted, flying into Mogadishu, that lots of the houses were roofless, making it look like a giant game of "Clue." To which, the solution was probably, "Everybody. In the toilet. With an AK-47."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (qbLEp)

307 When are we going to starting them?
Posted by: sidney


After.

Posted by: mikeski at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (DE2CX)

308 At some point, the amateur effort to knock on doors of home daycares intersects with robust stand-your-ground laws

To be clear this makes no sense EXCEPT as a call for murder.

Stand your ground means that if someone attacks you that you do not have to retreat - you are allowed to defend yourself instead.

Well, the people looking for fraud might be "annoying" but that's not in any way covered by stand your ground.

So why is this hack talking about SYG? Well, because the left claims it is a way to murder someone with no consequences. Which is what he wants...or at least a threat to do this...so the reporting stops.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

309 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

Neither fake nor gay, but impoverished, angry, frustrated, defeated and stinging from repeated betrayal and defeat. Otherwise just fucking dandy.

Posted by: But that's just me - not anyone or everyone at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (TbWk/)

310
I don't want a tariff check or a bigger-than-ever refund next year, I want the fcking IRS abolished.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
=
Can we haz ritual public humiliation of IRS leadership before abolishment???

Posted by: It seems necessary for closure at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (FLDRI)

311 People don't change-but they can remember who they are.
Jonathon V. Last


I guess that means he's gonna revert to giving BJs behind the pub for free drinks?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (Hx0tZ)

312 >As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that ....

----
how huge
can you fit in a phone booth
would you capsize a bass boat

Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)

313 305 As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that almost nobody has ever heard of these guys.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (grNgC)

It's very difficult for me to restrain myself from typing a pun at this time.
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:17 PM (RuTUS)

We TRIPLE dog dare ya!
Posted by: Ralphie at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (5xuJ/)

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (RuTUS)

314 Armed Somalis? Isn't that an invading force, by definition?

Weapons free ROE, then?

Posted by: Joe Mama at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (TezPK)

315 This covers almost all of the nonsense emanating from academia, the left, and the media (BIRM).

There’s some understudied phenomenon where midwits observe a genius discover some (rare!) thing that is counter intuitive, & so come to believe they can impress people by claiming counter intuitiveness on ordinary intuitive things, like a cargo cult “defunding police lowers crime”

https://is.gd/GdgyW7
https://is.gd/QiPJS8

Posted by: Archimedes at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (Riz8t)

316 What kind of training to NYT reporters go through to become professional instead of amateur door knockers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

317 The whole farking planet seems to be running on our damn tax dollars.

Biden doubled the budget.

Goods and services given to citizens dropped dramatically.

So, at the very least he and his flunkies stole $4T/year. The greatest theft in human history. This Somali thing is but a shade of what the Dems did at the national level

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:23 PM (sKqQm)

318 There is not one bureaucrat in one government office who has one incentive to tamp down on fraud.

If their budget balloons from $4 million to $300 million in 3 years, they are celebrated by all their peers. No matter the reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yep. And that is why the patronage system ultimately is more responsive than the Civil Service system. When the president actually controls the executive branch hiring and firing, then they can be held accountable for scandals. When that is denied, you end up with crappy administration because the bureaucrat has no incentive to do their job right. Their job and bennies are not at stake if things go pear shaped.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:23 PM (WDjG6)

319 I'ma turning my catty on and just say that MTG's face could break a cinder block in half if she just came down on it with that mug of hers. She has a huge, unfeminine face that could break rocks at a quarry.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 30, 2025 01:23 PM (qBdHI)

320 Even if the idiot's interpretation of "Stand Your Ground" laws were correct, does MN even have such a law? It doesn't seem like the kind of place that would.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (avHHk)

321 May I suggest 10-foot tall cassowaries? Or emus in a pinch.
Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)
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If I were a cassowary
On the plains of Timbuctoo
I would eat a missionary
Cassock, band and hymnbook, too.
----------Samuel Wilberforce

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (qbLEp)

322 >>can you fit in a phone booth

I can't turn around in one...not that I would know where to find one these days.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (grNgC)

323 When are we going to starting them?
Posted by: sidney
+++
Any minute now.

Posted by: Be patient at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)

324 308 At some point, the amateur effort to knock on doors of home daycares intersects with robust stand-your-ground laws

To be clear this makes no sense EXCEPT as a call for murder.

Stand your ground means that if someone attacks you that you do not have to retreat - you are allowed to defend yourself instead.

Well, the people looking for fraud might be "annoying" but that's not in any way covered by stand your ground.

So why is this hack talking about SYG? Well, because the left claims it is a way to murder someone with no consequences. Which is what he wants...or at least a threat to do this...so the reporting stops.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (sKqQm)

Your interpretation sounds, to me, very sound. You cannot, however, read his mind.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (RuTUS)

325 What if that Deagel (?) Projection about sharply reduced populations for the US and many other Western countries in 2025 was *really* about evicting the ludicrous percentage of invaders?

OrangeManBad better hurry up, there's only two days of shopping left!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (ULPxl)

326 There’s some understudied phenomenon where midwits observe a genius discover some (rare!) thing that is counter intuitive, & so come to believe they can impress people by claiming counter intuitiveness on ordinary intuitive things, like a cargo cult “defunding police lowers crime”

That's not it honestly.

The Dems want fewer cops, or at least traditional street level cops, because those cops interfere with the Cartels' operations, and they are the political wing of the Cartels.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

327 312 >As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that ....

----
how huge
can you fit in a phone booth
would you capsize a bass boat
Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)

Capsize GUAM?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (mP0Kj)

328 Every version of "Comprehensive Immigration Reform" has amounted to legalize the ones who came here illegally and bring in millions more.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 30, 2025 12:52 PM (YNFo3)

Yep. And the Republican Party has been in favor of it all. Going back to the Amnesty push in 2006 with George W. Bush, John McCain and Lindsay Grahmnesty.

That is when I stopped being a Republican voter.

After the Obama years, I decided to give them a chance again in 2016. But the Republican Party exposed itself again when none of the candidates for President took up the same policies that Donald Trump was taking against illegal aliens and in favor of building the wall and enforcing immigration laws.

That's when I became a Donald Trump supporter. But still not a Republican Party supporter. The Party has been garbage with respect to the immigration issue for going on 2 decades now.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (P5BPp)

329 Even if the idiot's interpretation of "Stand Your Ground" laws were correct, does MN even have such a law? It doesn't seem like the kind of place that would.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (avHHk)
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You can't always tell. Oregon has "shall issue" pistol permits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (qbLEp)

330 277 Now I'm hungry for some KFC....

Mmmm. Fried chicken.

*looks for buttermilk and flour*
Posted by: man at December 30, 2025 01:17 PM (XuXeR)

Much betterer than that pebbles guy Smith....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 01:25 PM (QGaXH)

331 The alleged operators of the daycare and home healthcare "businesses."

They've gone from PPP money to non-profit funding and multiple accounts.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 01:21 PM (NFX2v)

The PPP fraud and fly-by-night COVID testing labs were immediate, swift, and ruthless in their operation. Legit businesses got their asses handed to them because they, you know, follow all those pesky expensive laws.

Posted by: Number one govt subsidized industry is fraud at December 30, 2025 01:25 PM (TbWk/)

332 If I said 'As a huge fan of jazz...'

what am I leaving on the table for you guys?

I'm doing my part!

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:25 PM (grNgC)

333 Ted Cruz is on the case.

He posted on X he's been up day and night so congress can "save"...

College football

Lol what a joke
-------

I'm a huge sports fan, and I'm no more interested in "saving" college football than I was when all of the money was illegal. College sports pulled off a unique trick--they managed to stay just as corrupt when they put the money on top of the table as they did back when we were supposed to believe that the players were just there to get a college education. MLB has its own farm teams--the NBA and NFL should have them as well and we should all stop pretending that State University just happens to have 50-60 folks who are just darn good at playing football.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 01:26 PM (TN0g+)

334 If anyone gets shot for knocking on a Somalis' door, Josh Gerstein is automatically an accessory to murder.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:26 PM (qtBQt)

335 You know who else likes NGOs?

https://tinyurl.com/wxpxan68

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 30, 2025 01:26 PM (T3vgT)

336 >>> 310

=
Can we haz ritual public humiliation of IRS leadership before abolishment???
Posted by: It seems necessary for closure at December 30, 2025 01:22 PM (FLDRI)

Oh, if you insist.

Should probably include a bunch of congresscritters too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 30, 2025 01:26 PM (ULPxl)

337 I saw the old photos of Bardot going around yesterday. The Pre AI years. Beautiful woman.
Posted by: tubal

There's that really early one of her looking at herself in a full-length mirror. Hubba hubba.

But I think my favorite one of her is the one where she's wearing a straw hat and has a piece of grass or something sticking out of her mouth. Cute and quirky.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (77rzZ)

338 VOGUE assholes posted this on DuckDuckGo homepage:

"Mourning Brigitte Bardot Doesn't Mean Absolving Her

"It's our collective responsibility not to let Bardot's legendary beauty and talent obscure the ugliness of her Islamophobia, sexism, and far-right apologia."

There are no epithets blistering enough.

Posted by: Beverly at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (reMys)

339 Garrett is a Hugh Jazz.fan....

Its like i dont even know who you people are anymore???!?!?!!!!

Posted by: It seems necessary for closure at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (FLDRI)

340 CBSNews
·
1h
A recent video by conservative YouTuber Nick Shirley alleged nearly a dozen day care centers in Minnesota that are receiving public funds are not actually providing any service. After the video went viral, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem announced a "massive investigation

SO is this reporting? A CBS newstalking talking about something he knows nothing about other than what he heard someone said or did on X.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (gbOdA)

341
There is not one bureaucrat in one government office who has one incentive to tamp down on fraud.

If their budget balloons from $4 million to $300 million in 3 years, they are celebrated by all their peers. No matter the reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

Only me and Joe know Leon & Jesse, but they were a pair of criminally retarded hillbillies we knew growing up.

They were devious little fuckers, constantly hatching extremely stupid plots and landing in the clink.

Leon was the more cunning of the two, but neither would EVER have the wherewithal to even think of this idea, let alone fill out the papers, and they were both smarter than Somalis.

Somebody cooked this up, and hand-held the "perps" through the setup for the score. No doubt about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

342 >>We know there are a lot of wire transfers to Somalia... follow the money.... see if it is arming our enemies.


I heard a lot of talk months ago about following the money with Antifa. Nothing since then.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (VnsnO)

343 Your interpretation sounds, to me, very sound. You cannot, however, read his mind.
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (RuTUS)

Objection! Assumes fact not in evidence.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (8zz6B)

344 320 Even if the idiot's interpretation of "Stand Your Ground" laws were correct, does MN even have such a law? It doesn't seem like the kind of place that would.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (avHHk)

No, MN has a Castle Doctrine, so you can shoot someone in your home, but does not have a Stand your Ground law while in Public.

Two very different legal issues. In fact they have a Duty to retreat doctrine if you are in Public.

And no, I'm not a Lawyer, but I did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn once...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (mP0Kj)

345 332 If I said 'As a huge fan of jazz...'

what am I leaving on the table for you guys?

I'm doing my part!
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:25 PM (grNgC)

pick two, huge fan:

jazz
jezz
jizz
jozz
juzz

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (RuTUS)

346 338 VOGUE assholes posted this on DuckDuckGo homepage:

"Mourning Brigitte Bardot Doesn't Mean Absolving Her

"It's our collective responsibility not to let Bardot's legendary beauty and talent obscure the ugliness of her Islamophobia, sexism, and far-right apologia."

There are no epithets blistering enough.

Posted by: Beverly at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (reMys)

=====

Attractive women should welcome Islam so that they can learn to hide their beauty only for their husbands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

347 The Horde is feckless in its’ Snark usage.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:28 PM (f6ii3)

348 Your interpretation sounds, to me, very sound. You cannot, however, read his mind.

I'm open to another interpretation that explains his statement but I don't see one.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:28 PM (sKqQm)

349 Y'all have to stop. MTG is definitely a keeper. Just keeper away from me.

Posted by: Once Bitten at December 30, 2025 01:28 PM (oftw2)

350 I remember when these same media libtards were yelling that MTG was the biggest threat to democracy in history.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at December 30, 2025 01:28 PM (oLdT5)

351 I don't want a tariff check or a bigger-than-ever refund next year, I want the fcking IRS abolished
_-_
Harumph!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 30, 2025 01:28 PM (vd6bO)

352 >>"Mourning Brigitte Bardot Doesn't Mean Absolving Her

"It's our collective responsibility not to let Bardot's legendary beauty and talent obscure the ugliness of her Islamophobia, sexism, and far-right apologia."


One doesn't have to stretch far to imagine the HamBeast who penned this.

Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:29 PM (grNgC)

353 A performance of Hamilton, the world's most overrated musical, was also cancelled in protest of the Trump-Kennedy Center. And nothing of value was lost.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 01:29 PM (QZThv)

354 LOL.. They actually did that ? I'm pretty sure that guy with the Shirley Kid has been casing that place for months with video and there have not been any kids...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 12:51 PM

I believe they dropped the kids off then turned around and picked them right back up.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:55 PM

A hospital here in Michigan was caught doing something similar during the Plandemic.

When people were exposing the lie that hospitals were overflowing with COVID patients, a Michigan hospital, on the day that they knew local media was showing up to check on the hospitals, had hospital staff go out in their cars and get in line around the hospital to make it look like there was a long line of patients waiting to get into the hospital.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 01:29 PM (P5BPp)

355 "It's our collective responsibility not to let Bardot's legendary beauty and talent obscure the ugliness of her Islamophobia, sexism, and far-right apologia."


One doesn't have to stretch far to imagine the HamBeast who penned this.


As I said on the CBD thread, you can see the nose ring just by reading the headline.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 01:29 PM (QZThv)

356 341
Somebody cooked this up, and hand-held the "perps" through the setup for the score. No doubt about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (BI5O2)

====

Most likely the NGO network that profited on immigration.

"Here's the forms. By the way, it says here, as you can see, that you can attest to any number of children in your care. I'm not saying you should lie on this form, but the inspector won't ask many questions."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

357 MTG is no BB.

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)

358 As a huge Jazz Fan I can tell you that almost nobody has ever heard of these guys.
Posted by: garrett at December 30, 2025 01:15 PM (grNgC)

All things jazz, including hands.

Posted by: Those expressive wrists at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (TbWk/)

359 So I am watching a documentary about how bad the criminals were in the 80s and some architect is helping the neighbors booby trap their windows.

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (gbOdA)

360 Neither fake nor gay, but impoverished, angry, frustrated, defeated and stinging from repeated betrayal and defeat. Otherwise just fucking dandy.
Posted by: But that's just me - not anyone or everyone
......

So. How long have you been married?

Posted by: wth at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

361 344 320 Even if the idiot's interpretation of "Stand Your Ground" laws were correct, does MN even have such a law? It doesn't seem like the kind of place that would.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (avHHk)

No, MN has a Castle Doctrine, so you can shoot someone in your home, but does not have a Stand your Ground law while in Public.

Two very different legal issues. In fact they have a Duty to retreat doctrine if you are in Public.

And no, I'm not a Lawyer, but I did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn once...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (mP0Kj)

Can you pull them across the threshold after you've shot them?

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (RuTUS)

362 The next widespread fraud is already in progress -

>>>Opioid settlement money, totaling over $50 billion nationwide, is being dispersed to state and local governments through a variety of unique, locally-decided processes. Funds are generally required to be used for opioid remediation efforts such as prevention, treatment, and recovery services, but the specific mechanism for dispersal varies widely by state and municipality.

Our county has awarded it to - among others - a BLM group (safe spaces for marginalized individuals); groups Philadelphia council persons are trying to throw out of Kensington for encouraging drug usage, and a group allegedly alleviating poverty/providing education opportunities targeted towards immigrants from Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Zambia, Rwanda and South Africa.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (NFX2v)

363 @ 256 Oh my. An "acclaimed" jazz band, The Cookers, have canceled their appearance at the Trump-Kennedy Center due to the renaming. Owww. Poor babies.
__________________________________

Were they the world-renowned 'Slow Cookers' … ? I heard they were replaced by the 'Air Fryers' …

Posted by: Dr_No at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (ayRl+)

364 Following their critically acclaimed album Believe, The Cookers' 'Time and Time Again' once again reveals this jazz super-group's consistently profound compositional and improvisational mastery. The sheer power of their mid 60s post-bop spirit, placed in a contemporary setting, continues to thrive and grow in their 7th year as an international act, embarking on their busiest tour season to date.

Billy Harper- Tenor Sax
Eddie Henderson- Trumpet
David Weiss- Trumpet
Donald Harrison- Alto Sax
George Cables- Piano
Cecil McBee- Bass
Billy Hart- Drums

Not one of them

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 01:31 PM (Wt3Iw)

365 "A recent video by conservative YouTuber Nick Shirley alleged nearly a dozen day care centers in Minnesota that are receiving public funds are not actually providing any service. After the video went viral, DHS Secretary Kristi Noem announced a "massive investigation"

Notice the bowdlerized phrasing. A "video" not a breaking story. A "conservative Youtuber" not an independent journalist. "Receiving public funds" not tens of millions of dollars. And of course no mention of the Somali connection.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 30, 2025 01:31 PM (VnsnO)

366 like a cargo cult “defunding police lowers crime”

Make the buses and subway free and crime will go down!!

Posted by: Mayor-elect Mamdani at December 30, 2025 01:31 PM (eStot)

367 And no, I'm not a Lawyer, but I did sleep with one at a Holiday Inn once...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:27 PM (mP0Kj)
++++
Risky. I hope you got a penicillin shot afterward ;-)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:31 PM (avHHk)

368 Somali fraud” is the new “Haitians are eating our cats and dogs”.

Somali frauds kinda rhymes with eatn cats n dogs

Mul you around good sir

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 01:31 PM (gbOdA)

369 Posted by: 18-1
=====
Politico dude is simply lying about SYG. Self defense is a complicated bit of law which inverts normal criminal defense law. You admit to doing the crime but argued that it was justified by the particular set of circumstances leading to an objective (subjective in a couple of states), belief that you were at risk for death or serious injury from the actions of the person you shot.

Knocking on someone's door is not an objective reason. Even asking about fraud , you can ask people to leave or you will call the cops for trespass but doorknocking and asking for a response to a question, even by unwanted individuals, is constitutionally protected unless all your land is marked as no trespassing, gated, and fenced. Even in such conditions, you cannot shoot someone for trespassing alone, there has to evidence of an overt threat by the trespasser to cause death or serious injury. Going outside to confront is always problematic as it can be interpreted by the jury as looking for a fight. Stay inside and call the cops.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:31 PM (WDjG6)

370 Your interpretation sounds, to me, very sound. You cannot, however, read his mind.
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (RuTUS)


Nobody can read anyone's mind, only interpret actions and juggle possible outcomes.

So let's split the difference at, "He is willing to accept deaths as a possible outcome for whatever he is intending to accomplish otherwise"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 30, 2025 01:32 PM (rbvCR)

371 A performance of Hamilton, the world's most overrated musical, was also cancelled in protest of the Trump-Kennedy Center. And nothing of value was lost.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 30, 2025 01:29 PM (QZThv)

I will give Lin-Manuel Miranda this: Encanto is a fantastic movie
.. except the song near the end that's entirely in Spanish.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't talk about Bruno... she sings at December 30, 2025 01:32 PM (Wt5PA)

372 Opioid settlement money, totaling over $50 billion nationwide, is being dispersed to state and local governments through a variety of unique, locally-decided processes. Funds are generally required to be used for opioid remediation efforts such as prevention, treatment, and recovery services, but the specific mechanism for dispersal varies widely by state and municipality.

Our county has awarded it to - among others - a BLM group (safe spaces for marginalized individuals); groups Philadelphia council persons are trying to throw out of Kensington for encouraging drug usage, and a group allegedly alleviating poverty/providing education opportunities targeted towards immigrants from Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, Zambia, Rwanda and South Africa.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (NFX2v)
++++
Raise your hand if your first thought when you heard about this a few years back was "ah, another 'Big Tobacco' settlement, but even more corrupt."

:: raises hand ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 30, 2025 01:32 PM (avHHk)

373 You know who else likes NGOs?

Flynn just re-posted some stuff.

There are 10,000 restaurants in Minnesota. 1 per lake.
There are almost 43,000(!) NGO's in Minnesota, handling $120 billion.

Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2025 01:32 PM (Otznn)

374 Minnesota has Duty To Retreat in public

Castle Doctrine applies in private

Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:32 PM (ZxPkt)

375 240 If MTG were genuine, the principled patriot she pretends to be, she'd be rejecting the Left with more fervor than she's shown against Trump.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 30, 2025 01:09 PM (VnsnO)
_______________

If you go back to a press conference she did down in Georgia in either August or early September....before she started officially, she made a total non-sequitur comment on the open mic. (paraphrase) "If they say I committed suicide, it wasn't suicide."

There was not qualification, no explanation following the statement. Then she went on discussing whatever that press conference was about.

Right about that time is when she started getting verbal in opposition to Trump (and most conservative principles). Now, she might have always held the views she is pushing now, but it just seems orchestrated as if someone caught her in a vice (no pun intended), and is running her like a puppet currently...and MTG decided rather than playing along, she'd just quit the whole thing...an announced her resignation.

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 01:33 PM (dIske)

376 I remember when these same media libtards were yelling that MTG was the biggest threat to democracy in history.

Well, it was just a few short months ago that former Hitler 2000-2008 Dick Cheney died as a Hero of the Resistance.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 30, 2025 01:33 PM (TLuDZ)

377 By defending the Somalian fraud, the democraps can now be deemed the party of fraud. If you want lots of fraud, vote democrap.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:33 PM (qtBQt)

378 I don't want a tariff check or a bigger-than-ever refund next year, I want the fcking IRS abolished
_-_
Harumph!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at December 30, 2025 01:28 PM (vd6bO)
====

If Bessent still has any of those 80K+ IRS Biden agents in stock, he could have them do TD for the FBI in MN and CA. Far more dangerous to Dems than the National Guard.

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

379 So why is this hack talking about SYG? Well, because the left claims it is a way to murder someone with no consequences. Which is what he wants...or at least a threat to do this...so the reporting stops.
Posted by: 18-1


He thinks he's a master polemicist with the bon(g) mots that will shame conservatives into not asking questions about an obvious scandal. Leftists think snottyness is winning argumentation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (mlg/3)

380 Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:31 PM (WDjG6)

Thanks for the lawyering, whig!

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (RuTUS)

381 37 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

It is a perptual motion political machine that will eventually lead to either our genocide or civil war....

NGOs->import refugees->refugees engage in fraud and use welfare and empower democrats at a minimum in house apportionment and arguably by illegal votes----? democrats expand fraud vectors and fund NGOs-> and the tool keeps moving.....

It is not just here either, if anything we are 40 years behind the UK but on the same ride....

Posted by: sven at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (MUJd1)

382 That woman who did that botched restoration of a painting has died.

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

383 Politico dude is simply lying about SYG/i]

But its both parts. Yes he is lying, giving us the left's false take on SYG that it lets you murder someone and get away with it, then claiming Somali fraudsters should use it to kill reporters they don't like, or at least threaten those reporters with violence so they don't report.

There is no other reasonable interpretation.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

384 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)



Beatle Bailey?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

385 385 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)

Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

BreitBart

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:35 PM (RuTUS)

386 Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
-----------
The sixth Beatle?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 30, 2025 01:35 PM (qbLEp)

387 How is everyone?!

Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM

California dreamin....

On such a winters day.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 12:49 PM (QGaXH)

All the leaves are brown
Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 12:50 PM (RuTUS)

Next time you go camping, don't forget the TP.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 30, 2025 01:35 PM (Hx0tZ)

388 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)


Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
====

Sergeant Snorkel?

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (rj6Yv)

389 380
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (mlg/3)

He is an idiot conflating SYG (which does not exist in New Somalia) with Castle Doctrine (which is limited in New Somalia)....he is in a snit because the New Somalia and New Mogadishu media is being dragged kicking and screaming to the donkey shit....

Posted by: sven at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (MUJd1)

390 Well, it was just a few short months ago that former Hitler 2000-2008 Dick Cheney died as a Hero of the Resistance.

This is one of the amazing things about the left. Take any position they hold...and they could 180 it in a heart beat and most lefties would just update their programing.

And remember, their criticism of Cheney was not "I don't agree with his policies" it was "Dick Cheney is a proven war criminal who should be tried and hung"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

391 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)

Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

BreitBart
Posted by: m

Barbara Billingsley

Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

392 There is massive fraud in tax cuts, government contracts, and subsidies for billionaires and large corporations who spend millions on elections.

So that is a comment on the fraud?

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (gbOdA)

393 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)


Beatle Bailey
==
Beatle had a much more feminine complextion.

Posted by: TBF at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (FLDRI)

394 My grocery store finally got Reese's Oreos. They're breathtaking- I suggest you try them.

Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (ZxPkt)

395 The left: There is massive fraud in tax cuts, government contracts, and subsidies for billionaires and large corporations who spend millions on elections.

Also the left: Looking for fraud is racist

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

396 Cecil McBee- Bass
Billy Hart- Drums

Not one of them
Posted by: Braenyard

Not THE Cecil McBee!

Posted by: Cookers Granny Groupie at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (oftw2)

397 391 And remember, their criticism of Cheney was not "I don't agree with his policies" it was "Dick Cheney is a proven war criminal who should be tried and hung"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm)

======

"But he atoned for all of that by being anti-Trump."

"He atoned for what?"

"His war criminality."

"How did he atone for his war criminality? Did he admit Iraq was a mistake, or something?"

"No, he opposes the guy who said Iraq was a mistake."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

398 392 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)

Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

BreitBart
Posted by: m

Barbara Billingsley
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

Bob's Bigboy

Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (dIske)

399 400

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (RuTUS)

400 My grocery store finally got Reese's Oreos. They're breathtaking- I suggest you try them.

DIABEETEEUS!

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (sKqQm)

401 My grocery store finally got Reese's Oreos. They're breathtaking- I suggest you try them.
Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (ZxPkt)



I stopped eating Oreos when they went rainbow. And not because they supported God's Promise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

402 The left wants their attack pets to dance on command?

Sounds racisty, but that's none of my business.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (dK+Kv)

403 I keep hearing how the Somalis are a close knit community. Does this mean that if one is guilty then they are ALL guilty?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (qtBQt)

404 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)

Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

BreitBart
Posted by: m

Barbara Billingsley
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

--------------

Betty Boop

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (7nfvi)

405 LOL, TJM!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (Cjt/F)

406 Seasick Steve?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

407 404 I keep hearing how the Somalis are a close knit community. Does this mean that if one is guilty then they are ALL guilty?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (qtBQt)

No, inbreeding.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (mP0Kj)

408 404 I keep hearing how the Somalis are a close knit community. Does this mean that if one is guilty then they are ALL guilty?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (qtBQt)

=====

It means that the owner/operator of one daycare is related, by marriage, to the owners and operators of 5 other daycares.

Because all 6 are married to the same man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

409 399 392 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)

Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

BreitBart
Posted by: m

Barbara Billingsley
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

Bob's Bigboy
Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (dIske)

Barbara Bush

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (RuTUS)

410 I keep hearing how the Somalis are a close knit community. Does this mean that if one is guilty then they are ALL guilty?

Based on the sheer amount of money they stole I bet a plurality of them got some money directly.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

411 I'm seriously done with leftist POC!!

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (fazLI)

412 >>>Can you pull them across the threshold after you've shot them?
Posted by: m at December
---

No matter how righeous the shoot you still have to face a communist judge.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (Wt3Iw)

413 404 I keep hearing how the Somalis are a close knit community. Does this mean that if one is guilty then they are ALL guilty?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (qtBQt)

Send them all back to Somalia... Let Allah sort them out...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (VE6XX)

414 Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

BreitBart
Posted by: m

Barbara Billingsley
Posted by: Bulg at December 30, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ)

Bob's Bigboy
Posted by: Orson at December 30, 2025 01:37 PM (dIske)
==

Definitely not Barbara Bach.

Posted by: mrp at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (rj6Yv)

415 In Other News: Republican led Senate is about to pass a bill to pay $5.7 billion to bring in and pay for more "refugees". The Republican led House wants a more modest $4.3 billion to do the same. No doubt after some harsh negotiations the end they will likely compromise on an even $9 billion. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (V362x)

416 405 Betty Boop
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (7nfvi)

haha!

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (RuTUS)

417 Sergeant Snorkel?
Posted by: mrp
--------

Oh? We've moved to SS?

Sad Sack

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (XeU6L)

418 I stopped eating oreos when i realized the filling was powdered sugar mixed into lard.

Posted by: No lie at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (FLDRI)

419 > I keep hearing how the Somalis are a close knit community. Does this mean that if one is guilty then they are ALL guilty?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks
-----

means inbreeding

Posted by: Don Black at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (ZxPkt)

420 Barbara Boxer??

Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (f6ii3)

421 419 I stopped eating oreos when i realized the filling was powdered sugar mixed into lard.

Posted by: No lie at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (FLDRI)

====

All things vegan are healthy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

422 328 That's when I became a Donald Trump supporter. But still not a Republican Party supporter. The Party has been garbage with respect to the immigration issue for going on 2 decades now.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 30, 2025 01:24 PM (P5BPp)

New rule: Anyone who came here illegally at any time is ineligible to vote and is automatically counted as a Republican vote. Including non-citizens.

The Dems will be loading them into southbound trains and planes by the thousands....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (QGaXH)

423 I keep hearing how the Somalis are a close knit community. Does this mean that if one is guilty then they are ALL guilty?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:38 PM (qtBQt)

-------------

Close knit warring clans and tribes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (7nfvi)

424 That "reporter" knows stand your ground laws don't support such a thing.
He's putting it out there in hopes it will incite someone to do it.

Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (G2w4W)

425 Billy Harper- Tenor Sax
Eddie Henderson- Trumpet
David Weiss- Trumpet
Donald Harrison- Alto Sax
George Cables- Piano
Cecil McBee- Bass
Billy Hart- Drums
------

Well, its clear that band can't play Texas.

Posted by: Crusader at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (TN0g+)

426 At some point, the amateur effort to knock on doors of home daycares intersects with robust stand-your-ground laws


---


Way to pick sides with the Democrat/Somali fraudsters

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (qtBQt)

427 >>> 416 In Other News: Republican led Senate is about to pass a bill to pay $5.7 billion to bring in and pay for more "refugees". The Republican led House wants a more modest $4.3 billion to do the same. No doubt after some harsh negotiations the end they will likely compromise on an even $9 billion. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (V362x)

Nope. We're closed.

Posted by: Moose Outside at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (ULPxl)

428 Because all 6 are married to the same man/i]

You are only supposed to marry 4 according to most strains of Islam.

On an amusing side note I bet we are about a day or so from seeing full throated defenses of polygamy by most of the left.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

429 344 320 Even if the idiot's interpretation of "Stand Your Ground" laws were correct, does MN even have such a law? It doesn't seem like the kind of place that would.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Castle doctrine requires someone trying to enter in a tumultuous fashion so as to indicate ill intent to a jury-essentially trying to break the door down, break a window for entry, etc.

SYG, outside the home if you stupidly (in almost all cases) go outside, means only that you cannot be considered starting an altercation merely by being on your own or the public's property and not retreating to the wall (as old English statute required). For the most part, conflict avoidance from the blessed are the Peacemakers principle, means that juries and judges will look most favorably upon a defendant that tries everything to avoid the fatal confrontation rather than going to Condition Black.

Plenty of people in jail because they shot through the door injuring or killing people simply knocking on the door. One case in Detroit had a guy shooting and killing a woman who was trying to get help by knocking on the guy's door and asking for entry after being in a car accident. He is in prison now.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (WDjG6)

430 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

431 421 Barbara Boxer??
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (f6ii3)

ewwwwwww

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (RuTUS)

432 >>> 419 I stopped eating oreos when i realized the filling was powdered sugar mixed into lard.
Posted by: No lie at December 30, 2025 01:40 PM (FLDRI)

You think they use lard???

Posted by: RFK Jr. at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (ULPxl)

433 Oh they're close-knit, all right. Way too close knit. It was meant to be a sweater, and came out a Gordian knot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (BI5O2)

434 Death penalty for exposing the fecklessness of the MSM. Sounds reasonable.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (wBaIH)

435 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (Cjt/F)

436 430 Castle doctrine requires someone trying to enter in a tumultuous fashion so as to indicate ill intent to a jury-essentially trying to break the door down, break a window for entry, etc.

SYG, outside the home if you stupidly (in almost all cases) go outside, means only that you cannot be considered starting an altercation merely by being on your own or the public's property and not retreating to the wall (as old English statute required). For the most part, conflict avoidance from the blessed are the Peacemakers principle, means that juries and judges will look most favorably upon a defendant that tries everything to avoid the fatal confrontation rather than going to Condition Black.

Plenty of people in jail because they shot through the door injuring or killing people simply knocking on the door. One case in Detroit had a guy shooting and killing a woman who was trying to get help by knocking on the guy's door and asking for entry after being in a car accident. He is in prison now.
Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (WDjG6)

Yay!

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:44 PM (RuTUS)

437 BTW, I think it was on Shirley's video or maybe a comment on the original video that they have proof that these "daycare" centers were funneling money to out of state democrat candidates. Has anyone heard this angle? Was it mentioned here and I missed it, I swear I read the content (fingers crossed behind my back)

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:44 PM (qtBQt)

438 There's a new thread, Lemmiwinks.

Posted by: m at December 30, 2025 01:45 PM (RuTUS)

439 @ 410 399 392 MTG is no BB.
Posted by: tubal at December 30, 2025 01:30 PM (f6ii3)

Beatle Bailey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 30, 2025 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

BreitBart
Posted by: m

Barbara Billingsley
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Bob's Bigboy
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Barbara Bush

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Posted by: Dr_No at December 30, 2025 01:45 PM (ayRl+)

440 Gerstein, who is a known-nothing bully, can't even get his threats straight. He has conflated two scandals, among the dozen or so ongoing frauds in Minnesota. There are no "home daycares" in Minnesota. That's called babysitting. There are home healthcare companies, that send nurses to clean and care for elderly, and there are daycares where parents drop off their kids. Both types of business are engaged in rampant fraud, but Nick Shirley never went to anyone's home. He went to the daycare sites and the offices of the home healthcare businesses where the castle doctrine would not apply. Shirley's video was easy to critique for the way he posed the questions to the home healthcare offices, because it seemed like he thought the nurses should be at the office when the office just co-ordinates the nurses and the homes they visit. But Gerstein is too stupid to make that point.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 30, 2025 01:46 PM (OEaS0)

441 395 My grocery store finally got Reese's Oreos. They're breathtaking- I suggest you try them.
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I tried them two weeks ago and found them tits up!

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 30, 2025 01:46 PM (pLaQB)

442 Only been a year a MTG has forgotten what those four years were like.

Posted by: torabora at December 30, 2025 01:47 PM (Yqyzr)

443 435 Death penalty for exposing the fecklessness of the MSM. Sounds reasonable.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (wBaIH)

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Feckless is a very soft word for this case. Might I suggest the word diabolical in its place.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:48 PM (qtBQt)

444 In Other News: Republican led Senate is about to pass a bill to pay $5.7 billion to bring in and pay for more "refugees". The Republican led House wants a more modest $4.3 billion to do the same. No doubt after some harsh negotiations the end they will likely compromise on an even $9 billion. So we've got that going for us, which is nice.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at December 30, 2025 01:39 PM (V362x)

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"All those illegal alien 'refugees' are natural Republican voters, h8r!"

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Posted by: ShainS -- Make Lustration Great Again! at December 30, 2025 01:50 PM (7nfvi)

445 Thanks for the lawyering, whig!
Posted by: m
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Well, I do okay for a man of no substance (inside joke based on last thread).

The major issue with self defense is that it requires something like the True Man doctrine (Scotus cases in the 1900's) where a true man admits what they did and openly claims justification. To be that person, you do not alter or conceal evidence aka dragging someone. One does not lie about what they said or did. A person admits that the shot (or other means) was intentional designed to stop the threat. This means admitting to committing a crime if the jury and judge do not agree that your shooting was legal. But a person insists that they were justified in committing the act (normally a crime) by objective criteria demonstrated by the alleged perp that led a person to reasonably believe by tangible evidence before they shot the person that otherwise serious harm or death would occur. Shooting the perp then becomes the lesser of two evils.

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 01:53 PM (WDjG6)

446 Yay!
Posted by: m

Raul Rodriguez case, 2010 Texas SYG
Result conviction.
"In the 22-minute video, Rodriguez, a retired Houston firefighter, can be heard telling a police dispatcher he had called that "my life is in danger now" and "these people are going to go try and kill me." He then said, "I'm standing my ground here," before shooting Danaher.

Prosecutor Kelli Johnson told jurors that Rodriguez started the confrontation when instead of calmly asking Danaher to turn down the music he armed himself with a handgun and a camera and proceeded to harass people at the party. Rodriguez lured and provoked Danaher and two other men to come out onto the street and threatened them by brandishing his gun, she said. Danaher and the two other men were unarmed and Rodriguez's life was never in any danger, Johnson said.

Defense attorney Paul Sampson argued that Rodriguez went to complain and was confronted by Danaher and the two other partygoers. Sampson said Rodriguez didn't pull out his gun until he was standing in the street and Danaher approached him in a threatening manner."

Posted by: whig at December 30, 2025 02:00 PM (WDjG6)

447 Several of those "Cookers" members are well known, because they are retired stars from the 60's. They're mostly 85 or 90 years old (yes. Cecil McBee is 90). It's like refusing to listen to Saturday Night Jazz on NPR because they renamed the World Theatre.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 30, 2025 02:12 PM (zdLoL)

448 But Gerstein is too stupid to make that point. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at December 30, 2025 01:46 PM (OEaS0)

No, it's intentional. He just doesn't care that he's lying.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2025 02:15 PM (eStot)

449 On an amusing side note I bet we are about a day or so from seeing full throated defenses of polygamy by most of the left. Posted by: 18-1 at December 30, 2025 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

I thought for sure it would happen after they legalized homo marriage. I thought the plaintiff would come in the form of an imam in Massachusetts who legally married his second wife overseas and wanted the Commonwealth to recognize both marriages, and they would say, "Of course!" But it hasn't happened.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2025 02:18 PM (eStot)

450 TW, I think it was on Shirley's video or maybe a comment on the original video that they have proof that these "daycare" centers were funneling money to out of state democrat candidates. Has anyone heard this angle? Was it mentioned here and I missed it, I swear I read the content (fingers crossed behind my back) Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 30, 2025 01:44 PM (qtBQt)

IIRC it was a Somali running for state legislature in Washington State.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 30, 2025 02:20 PM (eStot)

451 I am seeing a pattern. And if that pattern holds then this daycare fraud thing will be completely forgotten in a week.

The deep state is deep.

Posted by: pawn at December 30, 2025 03:04 PM (Rmqfl)

452 All those Open Borders Abolish ICE nutcases should all be stranded In a room full of Felons from South of the Border for a couple of hours

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 30, 2025 04:33 PM (wGqjj)

453 Reminder, its the "anti-gun", "anti-hate", "anti-fascist" progressive Left that celebrates and promotes using a gun to (1) fix an election by taking out one of the candidates (2) fix health care issues by taking out the CEO of an insurance company (3) fix the thinking of college students by taking out a public speaker they wanted to listen to (4) fix a decades old land dispute by taking out all the people on one side of the border and NOW.... (5) fix bad news by taking out the journalist who reported it.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at December 30, 2025 04:43 PM (JuaQi)

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