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G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2025 04:00 AM (Ia/+0) 2
Mornin'
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:00 AM (O7YUW) 3
BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 23, 2025 04:01 AM (KgVf3) 4
Out for pre-noon hour walk.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at December 23, 2025 04:01 AM (KgVf3) 5
w00t
Posted by: m at December 23, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:02 AM (O7YUW) 7
Morning all.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at December 23, 2025 04:04 AM (BLOW1) 8
Sounds serious, if you rely on an accurate reference time.
{ insert several words that could scorch wallpaper and blister the paint } Well now I know what I can do with being up early. *goes to pull up the master list of NIST time servers and to fiddle with the firewall and router configs* (Thanks for the warning, Pixy.) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:05 AM (O7YUW) 9
Visa says AI will start shopping and paying for you in 2026. (Nerds)
........................................... No. Just no. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 23, 2025 04:06 AM (sAmhv) 10
>>>Visa says AI will start shopping and paying for you in 2026. (Nerds)
I momentarily misread that as "shopping and praying for you." Posted by: m at December 23, 2025 04:06 AM (RuTUS) 11
All of this spending on AI needs to be justified. That must be a huge part of the motivation to find uses for it
So what if it doesn't work that well! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2025 04:07 AM (xG1o0) 12
Time server update:
https://tinyurl.com/22bzryj2 Final update on Dec. 19 incident at Boulder site jeff.s...@nist.gov's profile photo jeff.s...@nist.gov unread, Dec 22, 2025, 9:06:40 PM (7 hours ago) to Internet-time-service Dear colleagues, By 22:24 UTC (3:24 pm MST) on Sunday, Dec 21, NIST staff brought the offset of UTC(NIST) from UTC to the level of a few nanoseconds (billionths of a second), which is well within the normal range of precision for this system. This re-alignment was achieved using a backup time scale system at NIST Boulder. Assessment and other service repairs continue, but UTC(NIST) as furnished to the Boulder Internet Time Service is now providing accurate time. We have determined that during the backup-power outage, the UTC(NIST) signal provided to the Boulder Internet Time Service did not deviate by more than 5 microseconds (five millionths of one second). As the typical uncertainty of time transfer over the public Internet is on the order of one millisecond (1/1000th of a second), we can say in retrospect that the accuracy of the Internet Time Service was not compromised and that users were not impacted by the time deviation. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:09 AM (O7YUW) 13
Okay so I don't have to mess with my configs.
For anyone who wants it though, this is the complete list of NIST's time servers: https://tf.nist.gov/tf-cgi/servers.cgi Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:11 AM (O7YUW) 14
And back in April, NIST installed a brand new atomic clock. There's a couple of very cool videos here (if you really want to geek out, and of course you do, this is the Tech News!)
https://tinyurl.com/h6fsj52y Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:18 AM (O7YUW) 15
https://legalinsurrection.com/waymo robotaxis stall and snarl san-francisco traffic after massive blackout
Somehow find this amusing Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2025 04:18 AM (Ia/+0) 16
So what if it doesn't work that well!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2025 04:07 AM (xG1o0) Define “that well” in the context of a company notorious for products that don’t work that well. The end users will beta test/ guinea pig their way through it. At that point MS DOS will be 50 years old. Posted by: Pete Bog at December 23, 2025 04:21 AM (T8Fgi) 17
"Visa says AI will start shopping and paying for you in 2026."
Congratulations. You are now the owner of 500,000 shares of Fireflies Incorporated. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:22 AM (O7YUW) 18
yuck
Hunter Biden – One of the Most Controversial Figures in America | SRS #264 Shawn Ryan Show https://youtu.be/K4D4MqYS11k Posted by: m at December 23, 2025 04:28 AM (RuTUS) 19
@15/Skip:
https://youtu.be/rCUYMM6pABw?t=17 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:35 AM (O7YUW) Posted by: m at December 23, 2025 04:36 AM (RuTUS) 21
@Pixy: "Translating a hundred million lines of code from one language to another and expecting the result to be more reliable than the original is insanity."
Another make-work project that will likely be abandoned after wasting a ton of money. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:37 AM (O7YUW) 22
Where is Fluffy Nuggets, Jr?
Posted by: m at December 23, 2025 04:38 AM (RuTUS) 23
@22/m: His clock is probably 5 microseconds out of whack!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:41 AM (O7YUW) Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 23, 2025 04:41 AM (nOXs4) 25
Now that's timing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:42 AM (O7YUW) 26
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 25 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a 'wintry mix' predicted and snow supposed to start around 6pm, which gives me (I hope) time to do the errands I put off yesterday.
My writing partner - who is daily having more and more good things happen to her - forced me to sit and write yesterday, which was a good thing. Didn't stop me from being incredibly depressed after I left her, though. I have to say that I do wish I weren't so cynical, because I have yet to find a self-help book or advice column that I haven't immediately dismissed with a sneer. Probably a couple of hours' work ahead of me right now. Christmas is an odd time in the medical field; people either put their visits off until after the holiday or go in now in order to have time to recover. I hope today and tomorrow are easy days. Will post more later. Aren't you excited? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 23, 2025 04:43 AM (ufSfZ) 27
@26/MP4: As excited as cesium atoms are in the NIST-4 atomic clock. :-)
Good to see you this morning. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:47 AM (O7YUW) 28
Translating a hundred million lines of code from one language to another and expecting the result to be more reliable than the original is insanity.
But it will be a valuable learning experience all around. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 23, 2025 04:47 AM (6ydKt) 29
18 yuck
Hunter Biden – One of the Most Controversial Figures in America | SRS #264 Shawn Ryan Show https://youtu.be/K4D4MqYS11k Posted by: m at December 23, 2025 04:28 AM (RuTUS) Who listens to that degenerate? Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2025 04:47 AM (6Bc88) 30
@28/SpeakingOf: Microsoft never learns the lessons they need to learn.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:48 AM (O7YUW) 31
@18/m: Look at that video man, that thing is huge!
Musical retort: https://youtu.be/bFEoMO0pc7k?t=10 Posted by: Tiny Elvis at December 23, 2025 04:52 AM (O7YUW) 32
John 1:1-14
Man writes on the promise of light in this devotional. It is followed by a thought for the day and a prayer: https://tinyurl.com/77hfvytm Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2025 04:59 AM (7RYym) 33
"Due to this, their NTP service drifted out of sync by five microseconds."
OMG! It's Y2K all over again! Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 23, 2025 04:59 AM (gLikB) Posted by: Pete Bog at December 23, 2025 05:00 AM (T8Fgi) 35
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at December 23, 2025 05:01 AM (dAOkg) 36
They cancelled their Christmas party to help their beloved cook and his wife adopt a baby:
https://tinyurl.com/ypz5fvzd Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2025 05:02 AM (7RYym) 37
Blueberry pancakes and sausages, I am stuffed
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2025 05:05 AM (Ia/+0) 38
Indiana State trooper sings powerful version of the National Anthem. Faithpot site.
The man has such a powerful voice that he must has down singing either professionally or at a lot of Amateur events . https://tinyurl.com/3umsrunj Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2025 05:06 AM (7RYym) 39
Sleet is freezing rain, winter mix is their all go to because here a few miles might be rain/ wet snow mix or just snow.
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2025 05:11 AM (Ia/+0) 40
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2025 05:11 AM (tljrc) Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2025 05:11 AM (sDNVV) 42
OMG! It's Y2K all over again!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Oh my God, Y2K, I remember that the company I worked for spent lots of money sending technicians around to make sure and do something to my desk computer to fix something. I worried if my car would start the next morning, I worried if ........... Posted by: colin at December 23, 2025 05:14 AM (wlQdF) 43
That external dock for the Beelink (and Minisforum) is a little less elegant solution for expandability similar to the Khadas Mind:
https://www.khadas.com/mind I like the idea behind them, but Khadas is quite pricey with their models, and you can only get one GPU - 4060 Ti. Pricing comes out to $1599 for just the PC component, $799 for a 16GB 4060 Ti, and $179 for the dock component. That's with 64GB of RAM and a 2TB SSD, though, so there's that at least. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 23, 2025 05:14 AM (6ydKt) 44
Whoops, Khadas GPU component is $959.20 for the 16GB, $799.20 for 8 GB version.
That's the worst part of the equation. You can nearly buy a RTX 5080 for that 4060 Ti 16GB price. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 23, 2025 05:16 AM (6ydKt) 45
MPPPP ,
I hate Wintry Mix on the weather app. What happened to sleet? Posted by: Pete Bog at December 23, 2025 05:00 AM (T8Fgi) Oh, who knows? It's the go-to of "it's not rain and it's not sleet and not snow, but maybe some or all or none." I've never wanted to be a meteorologist, but when I was a child, I had one of those small weather guides that explain what 'weather' is and how people predict it. If I can remember what it was, I'll try to post a link; it would be a good book for young kids. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 23, 2025 05:16 AM (ufSfZ) Posted by: Rosasharn at December 23, 2025 05:17 AM (PzBTm) 47
Here, Philadelphia weather has to cover from Lancaster to Jersy shore, Dover Delaware to Allentown.
Hardly any of those places will it be the same Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2025 05:18 AM (Ia/+0) 48
Ah, here it is on Etsy. I really liked this book. It's good for kids and adults:
https://tinyurl.com/mus6v788 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 23, 2025 05:19 AM (ufSfZ) 49
Microsoft plans to replace all of its C/C++ code with Rust by 2030...Using AI.
Coming attractions for Windows 13: I identify as a Mac Dave and I've locked you out of your computer. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 23, 2025 05:20 AM (HTCU3) 50
25 Now that's timing.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:42 AM (O7YUW) hahahaha Posted by: m at December 23, 2025 05:24 AM (RuTUS) 51
Actually above freezing a little
Have a great day horde Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2025 05:27 AM (Ia/+0) 52
Spouse and I are reading Psalm 18. It has a wonderful phrase for verse 28- " For thou wilt light my candle , the Lord will enlighten my darkness." Some other translations use "lamp."
May everyone of good will who is darkness today receive light. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2025 05:33 AM (ix8EF) 53
One moment in my life I will always remember is my mother and I (dad had passed) watching the Pope do the midnight mass on TV. Not being Catholic I found the ceremony a great way for the future. One of those holidays you remember when your a kid and living day by day not knowing what your future will be like. (except what was under the Christmas tree for me)
Posted by: colin at December 23, 2025 05:40 AM (wlQdF) 54
The nut of what Microsoft is doing.
Our North Star is ‘1 engineer, 1 month, 1 million lines of code.’ To accomplish this previously unimaginable task, we’ve built a powerful code processing infrastructure. Our algorithmic infrastructure creates a scalable graph over source code at scale. Our AI processing infrastructure then enables us to apply AI agents, guided by algorithms, to make code modifications at scale. The core of this infrastructure is already operating at scale on problems such as code understanding. The core of this infrastructure is already operating at scale on problems such as code understanding. And just like that function pointers are dead. So too are comments sprinkled about code that read "Don't touch this, Nobody understands what's going on here," and will be replaced replaced with one comment that reads "Don't touch this, Nobody understands what's going on here, Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at December 23, 2025 05:40 AM (HTCU3) 55
Ben Had
Good morning. I hope you have a very Merry Christmas. Thanks for your kind words. That started as a rumination on the rapid progression of flight technology but it turned a different direction. Posted by: Pete Bog at December 23, 2025 05:43 AM (T8Fgi) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2025 05:50 AM (Nx5jP) 57
Congratulations. You are now the owner of 500,000 shares of Fireflies Incorporated.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 04:22 AM (O7YUW) --- I'm still trying to sell off my shares in a spoo ranch. Posted by: Londo Mollari at December 23, 2025 05:52 AM (ESVrU) 58
It's now begun sleeting. The schools here have a half day. Nasty weather for the bus drivers to be driving in.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2025 05:54 AM (Nx5jP) 59
Evening and morning, holiday week toilers and all-around early birds! Christmas Eve Eve, hey?
"Wintry mix" . . . how I wish I could see some of it now and then. Not have to drive in it, not among idiots, but just to see it once in a while. Or have temps conducive to it. Next year . . .! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 05:55 AM (wzUl9) 60
Anyway! I am up, coffee to start, and the furry thugs prowling around waiting for their chow. So? What's doing on the AoSHQ front?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 05:58 AM (wzUl9) 61
@54/Alteria Pilgram:
I can imagine a conversation between two employees trying to diagnose why in an old version of Excel everything works, while in the new development version, the values in the cells on the spreadsheet change with each refresh. It ends up with them selling their company stock and getting very, very drunk. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 05:59 AM (O7YUW) 62
"A 5-microsecond time difference in GPS signals is a significant error that, if uncorrected, would result in a positional error of approximately 1.5 kilometers."
Or so google's AI tells me when I enter "gps 5 microsecond difference". The GPS satellites take current time very seriously. You might be able to argue that the satellite times have to be in sync within the GPS constellation itself versus any external time, but I haven't thought that through and probably won't. For most human day-to-day needs, a 5 microsecond clock drift is meaningless. Keeping clocks in sync is more complicated than you might believe, unless you are a engineer/compsci human. Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 23, 2025 05:59 AM (vHpoE) 63
Did the NIST cock-up get fixed? I go to time.gov several times a week to reset my watches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 06:01 AM (wzUl9) 64
"The core of this infrastructure is already operating at scale on problems such as code understanding."
Then why are you using an LLM to do the work? Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 23, 2025 06:03 AM (vHpoE) 65
"Did the NIST cock-up get fixed? I go to time.gov several times a week to reset my watches."
It'll be close enough for humans. Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 23, 2025 06:04 AM (vHpoE) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 06:05 AM (O7YUW) 67
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2025 06:05 AM (AN2gy) Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2025 06:05 AM (06Hmj) 69
42 OMG! It's Y2K all over again!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Oh my God, Y2K, I remember that the company I worked for spent lots of money sending technicians around to make sure and do something to my desk computer to fix something. I worried if my car would start the next morning, I worried if ........... Posted by: colin Heh! I remember getting online right at midnight, in defiance against something. Never did figure out the something. Anyway, nothing happened. The internet kept ticking along and I wound up playing Grand Prix Legends for a couple of hours (not online). The best thing Y2K did was get me hired as a Beltway Bandit, which I still am today. Why did they hire me? I had a security clearance and a pulse. I figured out the job as I went along. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 23, 2025 06:06 AM (sAmhv) 70
"Did the NIST cock-up get fixed? I go to time.gov several times a week to reset my watches."
* It'll be close enough for humans. Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 23, 2025 *** That's what I figured. I'm not likely to be piloting any spacecraft, trying to match speeds with an asteroid, any time soon. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 06:06 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 06:06 AM (O7YUW) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 06:06 AM (wzUl9) 73
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at December 23, 2025 06:06 AM (2Ez/1) 74
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 23, 2025 06:08 AM (bQ4nt) 75
@72/Wolfus: I see you put the /B, /I, and /S tags after your name. Good on you. There's one more: /U
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 06:09 AM (O7YUW) 76
"Wintry mix" . . . how I wish I could see some of it now and then. Not have to drive in it, not among idiots, but just to see it once in a while. Or have temps conducive to it.
Next year . . .! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 05:55 AM (wzUl9) As someone who's lived with the stuff all his life, I can tell you the experience gets old really fast. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 23, 2025 06:09 AM (ufSfZ) 77
Temp here is 60 F., high humidity but no real wind. We had fog yesterday morning, and we're supposed to have it again 12/24 and 12/25.
That's okay. I can work out in fog. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 06:11 AM (wzUl9) 78
Wolfus: I see you put the /B, /I, and /S tags after your name. Good on you. There's one more: /U
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 *** I don't recall the last time I underlined anything here. But that would not be a bad idea. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 06:12 AM (wzUl9) 79
mornin yall
The criminal son of President Fimblefamble described America as being 'addicted to the problem' of immigration rather than having an actual desire to solve the problem. He went on to say that "white men in America are 45 more times likely to commit a violent crime than an immigrant", like Donald Trump, who keeps blowing up his drug boats. Posted by: fd at December 23, 2025 06:12 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: olddog in mo at December 23, 2025 06:14 AM (bQ4nt) 81
"What time is it right now?"
"You mean *right* now? Or when you started asking 'What time is it right now'?" "When I finished asking 'What time is it right now'." "Oh, ok. Well how long did it take us to say 'You mean *right* now...' etc etc" "Uh......" Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2025 06:14 AM (06Hmj) 82
"Wintry mix" . . . how I wish I could see some of it now and then. Not have to drive in it, not among idiots, but just to see it once in a while. Or have temps conducive to it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 * As someone who's lived with the stuff all his life, I can tell you the experience gets old really fast. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 23, 2025 *** Well, you know, just now and then. A change from the endless hot jaundice-yellow sunlight and sticky dispiriting humidity like yesterday's. It was not fun when it happened in Denver when I had to go to work or the grocery, no. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2025 06:15 AM (wzUl9) 83
The criminal son of President Fimblefamble should intake a fatal dose of his drug of choice.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 23, 2025 06:16 AM (vHpoE) 84
Mrs fd says she want to go somewhere with snow next month for her birthday. It looks like so far though there is not any significant amount within a day's driving distance, and I am not about to get on a plane to go somewhere cold and miserable.
Posted by: fd at December 23, 2025 06:16 AM (vFG9F) 85
83 The criminal son of President Fimblefamble should intake a fatal dose of his drug of choice.
Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 23, 2025 06:16 AM (vHpoE) If you could die from inhaling dicks, half of our civil service would be dead. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2025 06:16 AM (06Hmj) 86
@78/Wolfus: "I don't recall the last time I underlined anything here. But that would not be a bad idea."
I know I'll screw it up at some point. Therefore, it's in there. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2025 06:16 AM (O7YUW) 87
"If you could die from inhaling dicks, half of our civil service would be dead."
Goddamn it! Now, I have to wipe my screens. Umm, very well done! Posted by: Richard Cranium at December 23, 2025 06:18 AM (vHpoE) Posted by: Ford Prefect at December 23, 2025 06:18 AM (O7YUW) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0193 seconds. |
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