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Christmas Cafe

horsedrawncarraiagechristmas.jpg


Rescue fox is happy to see his rescuer come home.

This cat is in heaven -- a rock-climbing gym.

Christmas is more fun than a bucket of baby otters.

Baby rabbit. (?)

Hitchin' a ride.

Bears and a bison enjoying the snow.


Cats are narcissists who think today is all about them:

Who do cats think they are, illegal aliens??!!

Posted by: Ace at 07:10 PM




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1 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 07:15 PM (oJ9lv)

2 Twofer…. I’ll go fetch ‘em.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 07:15 PM (oJ9lv)

3 Otters dutifully called.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 07:16 PM (oJ9lv)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:17 PM (Ia/+0)

5 AI picture up top. That color horse with that color mane is an impossibility. No tail shown either.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:17 PM (sDNVV)

6 The picture is,… odd.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 07:19 PM (OXYBr)

7 "AI picture up top. That color horse with that color mane is an impossibility. No tail shown either."

Stars look real though.

Posted by: Racially Ambiguous Honky at December 25, 2025 07:20 PM (zdQuL)

8 Cats rule. Dogs drool.

Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2025 07:20 PM (/Chlc)

9 For Christmas I received information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clin

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 07:20 PM (Kt19C)

10 [pi]The picture is,… odd.

What is odd about a five wheeled coach?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 07:21 PM (a4flb)

11 " AI picture up top. That color horse with that color mane is an impossibility. No tail shown either.
Posted by: Ben Had"

The buggy has five wheels.

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:22 PM (vFG9F)

12
Thanks Ace!

Hope you've had a great day!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 07:22 PM (kfTpm)

13 We be alls want wish Presdent Oabana Happy Persins of Coller H I a Happy Christmis.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (fUSwr)

14 AI always has problems with “B”

Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (OXYBr)

15 fd, .you are so right! I couldn't get past the horse.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (sDNVV)

16
Cats don't give a shit about what mood you're in, whereas Dogs can sense if you're sad.

Cats have no empathy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:23 PM (NbzcP)

17 That's the horse of a different color.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:24 PM (pkeXY)

18 The picture is,… odd.

What is odd about a five wheeled coach?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 07:21 PM (a4flb)

It was 6 wheels, but it looks like the chick is driving. It has 5 wheels now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 07:24 PM (snZF9)

19
I'll bet my left nut Cats fit the profile for Sociopaths.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:24 PM (NbzcP)

20 Merry Christmas!

President Donald Trump said the U.S. launched airstrikes in northwest Nigeria on Christmas night targeting ISIS militants he accused of killing Christians, calling the operation decisive and warning further attacks would follow if the violence continues.

"Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries!" Trump said Thursday on Truth Social.

"I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (L/fGl)

21 The coach people have mutant faces!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (kfTpm)

22 Ace drops a load of catnip in the Cafe to keep things hopping.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (sDNVV)

23 It was 6 wheels, but it looks like the chick is driving. It has 5 wheels now.

And she is a true back seat driver.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 07:26 PM (a4flb)

24
And the red bow has 3 tails!

AI sucks

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:26 PM (AMBVe)

25 Rumba and cats together have to be fun to watch

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:26 PM (Ia/+0)

26 "I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!
-------

Every day should be Christmas day tor these bastards.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:27 PM (9ppvE)

27 "I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there would be hell to pay, and tonight, there was. The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (L/fGl)

You better not pout, you better not cry
The word has gone out its time that you die
Americans will level your town

Trumps making a list and checking it twice
to see who gets an explosive device
Americans will level your town

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 07:28 PM (snZF9)

28 Hamster has to be hung over

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

29 Bers, Bravo.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:28 PM (sDNVV)

30 There's a streetlight floating in the air in the background.

This is fun. Kind of like those I Spy picture books.

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

31
Washington crossed the Delaware tonight, 249 years ago.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 07:29 PM (w6EFb)

32 Horse color and mane doesn't look way far off for a Belgian, but no feathers and it looks too lean and not a big enough hoof to be a draft breed to me.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 07:30 PM (hhkIi)

33
Trump should have signed off with "Deus Vult".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:31 PM (tgvbd)

34 I think the lamp post by the church is floating in the air. AI sucks.

Posted by: Indy Bill at December 25, 2025 07:31 PM (pIv1O)

35
I dunno if this is accurate, but it was at this time of day when General George Jefferson crossed the Delaware River, completing the trips at around 3 am.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:31 PM (AMBVe)

36 A Skywalker family Christmas photo
x.com/JeffDye/status/2004051749284561389

Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 07:31 PM (OjdEO)

37 And the red bow has 3 tails!

AI sucks
Posted by: Soothsayer


Or is there a bow on both sides of the light pole? 4th tail is behind all the other stuff.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 07:32 PM (nhCoE)

38 Hope Trump killed them in their sleep on Christmas.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 25, 2025 07:32 PM (0yLoC)

39 I dunno if this is accurate, but it was at this time of day when General George Jefferson crossed the Delaware River, completing the trips at around 3 am.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Someone had to go back for more dimes.

Evening all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 07:32 PM (c115l)

40
So, yeah, exactly 249 years from right this minute, Colony soldiers were crossing the river.

And a year from today will be the 250th Anniversary.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (AMBVe)

41
Americans: We'll bomb you in your sleep on Christmas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (tgvbd)

42
You better not pout, you better not cry
The word has gone out its time that you die
Americans will level your town

Trumps making a list and checking it twice
to see who gets an explosive device
Americans will level your town
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
------------------

He'll bomb you when your sleeping
He'll bomb when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (9ppvE)

43 That little fox is ridiculously cute.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 07:34 PM (viF8m)

44 38 Hope Trump killed them in their sleep on Christmas. - Cheerful Reprobate

There's got to be a picture somewhere of Trump crossing the Delaware.

Posted by: Paco at December 25, 2025 07:34 PM (2L+MU)

45 Gee, Ace, this is fun. Do another one!!

Posted by: Indy Bill at December 25, 2025 07:34 PM (pIv1O)

46 The secular Seuss

He puzzled and puzzled til his puzzler was sore.
It came without Jesus. It came without Mary.
It came without Shepherds or Wise Men.
It came without churches. It came without God.
Christmas came just the same, said the Grinch.
Very odd.

Posted by: mindful webworker - couldn't make it rhyme at December 25, 2025 07:35 PM (uPdbI)

47 Hessians, with bloody toes and frostbit feet, we've come to kill you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:35 PM (9ppvE)

48 Mmmmm. Christmas ribeye dinner.


Was able to get 10 ribeyes from one of the bone in ribeye roasts. Dining on the trimmings.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 07:35 PM (c115l)

49
Expect blubbing from Democrats that Trump killed Christian-murdering Musloid terrorists without reading them their Miranda rights.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:36 PM (tgvbd)

50 Okay, who gave the time machine to this broad? It is only 00:33 UTC, or GMT, or Zulu if you prefer Dec 26th now. I suppose that might have been the local time zone somewhere but its weird.

ByGOLDIE KATZ
DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:23
Updated: DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:25
The United States launches a number of strikes against Islamic State terrorists in Nigeria, US President Donald Trump announced on social media early on Friday.

The strikes, which Trump claimed were "deadly," were ordered due to recent Islamic State attacks on Nigerian Christians.

"The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing," Trump said, adding that he wishes a "MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues." - JPost
====

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 07:37 PM (hhkIi)

51 I'm not sure how I lived to be 70 without knowing this, but the future fifth president of the United States joined the future first president in the critical attack on the Hessians in Trenton, New Jersey on December 26, 1776. James Monroe was seriously wounded in the attack, getting shot in the chest.

https://tinyurl.com/pdvk4aem

Posted by: Paco at December 25, 2025 07:37 PM (2L+MU)

52 Gee, Ace, this is fun. Do another one!!
Posted by: Indy Bill



*snort

You gotta love 'em when someone has two left hands and no thumbs thanks to AI.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 07:37 PM (c115l)

53 This is fun. Kind of like those I Spy picture books.

I'm still looking for the sniper.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 25, 2025 07:38 PM (a4flb)

54 Probably obligatory, but yeah, I voted for this.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 25, 2025 07:38 PM (0yLoC)

55 Shouldn't that bear be hi-brrr-nating?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

56
Odds that Pope Leo denounces this?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:39 PM (tgvbd)

57 Thanks to the on the ground assets for the targeting information.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:39 PM (sDNVV)

58 55 Shouldn't that bear be hi-brrr-nating?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

Oh, it's at a zoo...nevermind...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:39 PM (ynpvh)

59 Posted by: PaleRider at December 25

Revelation 6:8 -

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

Love your Book

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 07:40 PM (cYBz/)

60 When you zoom in on the woman in the 5 wheel buggy, not only does she a weird face, but she looks like she’s strapped into that buggy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:41 PM (xTuYU)

61
Nigeria is in WAT (West African Time), which is UTC+1. That's the same as CET, but DST rules differ. Don't think WAT does DST at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 07:42 PM (w6EFb)

62
Who is hottest Mrs Claus?

This one has the body of a stripper:

https://is.gd/qF0NDt

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:42 PM (D9G5F)

63
When you zoom in on the woman in the 5 wheel buggy, not only does she a weird face, but she looks like she’s strapped into that buggy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:41 PM (xTuYU)

__________

Retouching by a rank amateur.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:43 PM (tgvbd)

64 50 Okay, who gave the time machine to this broad? It is only 00:33 UTC, or GMT, or Zulu if you prefer Dec 26th now. I suppose that might have been the local time zone somewhere but its weird.

ByGOLDIE KATZ
DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:23
Updated: DECEMBER 26, 2025 01:25
The United States launches a number of strikes against Islamic State terrorists in Nigeria, US President Donald Trump announced on social media early on Friday.

The strikes, which Trump claimed were "deadly," were ordered due to recent Islamic State attacks on Nigerian Christians.

"The Department of War executed numerous perfect strikes, as only the United States is capable of doing," Trump said, adding that he wishes a "MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists, of which there will be many more if their slaughter of Christians continues." - JPost
====

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 07:37 PM (hhkIi)

https://youtu.be/6bkwuAzts9o&t=10s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:44 PM (ynpvh)

65 Trump channeling George Washington

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:44 PM (Ia/+0)

66
Every thing the Ford family touches turns to shit.

Posted by: Auspex at December 25, 2025 07:45 PM (YAFrp)

67 This one has the body of a stripper:

https://is.gd/qF0NDt
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:42 PM (D9G5F)

Aw c’mon dad, you’re not supposed to look at the kids shows that way!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:45 PM (xTuYU)

68
Thank you President Trump for the Christmas present.

I don't want to be greedy but I want more of it.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 25, 2025 07:45 PM (3ek7K)

69 Global positioning be upon you, ragheads.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:46 PM (sDNVV)

70
I thought it was ISIL.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (tgvbd)

71 61: But that tweet was posted on the previous thread at 23x UTC. Two hours ahead of UTC.

The chick should learn how to use UTC and use it for a story that is going to be instantly international.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (hhkIi)

72 Came by to thank the President for blowing up jihadis, but my Lume is expired, the 72 hours are up. See you on the other side of the bathtub ring.

Posted by: Considerate Of Others at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (oftw2)

73
What's funny about Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town is we see she started out as an 8, (a ginger 10 ), and then turned into butter ball 40 minutes later.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (D9G5F)

74 20-year-old content creator and streamer, Braden Peters ran over a stalker with his CyberTruck.
Security confirmed that the stalker Clavicula (pseudo name of Peters) ran over didn't get up.

https://tinyurl.com/yf4x5mf9

NSFW language

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (9ppvE)

75 Trump needs to channel his inner Augustus Caesar

Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (/Chlc)

76 Merry Christmas, Hordelings! Hope everyone is having a great day, and are well-fed. I do not want to eat until 2026.

Thank you Ace, for this place.

Posted by: bluebell at December 25, 2025 07:49 PM (79pEw)

77 73
What's funny about Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town is we see she started out as an 8, (a ginger 10 ), and then turned into butter ball 40 minutes later.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (D9G5F)

Mexican food does that to you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:49 PM (ynpvh)

78 FTR, Grok is firmly in the "pineapple does belong on pizza, fight me" corner. So there. That's right, that just happened

Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:50 PM (6COFX)

79 Americans: We'll bomb you in your sleep on Christmas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (tgvbd)
---
President Trump does seem to be someone who likes to uphold American values and traditions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 07:50 PM (ESVrU)

80 Have a holly jolly Trumpmas!
Jihadis need to die.
I don't know if we'll prevail,
but we sure need to try!

Posted by: Zombie Burl Ives at December 25, 2025 07:50 PM (0yLoC)

81 Merry Christmas morons

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 25, 2025 07:51 PM (xcxpd)

82 66 Every thing the Ford family touches turns to shit. - Auspex

Including, especially, Fords.

Posted by: Paco at December 25, 2025 07:51 PM (2L+MU)

83 78 FTR, Grok is firmly in the "pineapple does belong on pizza, fight me" corner. So there. That's right, that just happened

Posted by: Fen at December 25, 2025 07:50 PM (6COFX)

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is knowing it goes on pizza, not pineapple...

Had a work buddy who loved Pineapple & Ham pizza. It's...okay. I like meaty dishes savory, not sweet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:51 PM (ynpvh)

84 Well, bounced in, bouncing out. Merry Christmas folks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:52 PM (ynpvh)

85 That Biden family picture is awful. Some serious issues with that group.

Posted by: Indy Bill at December 25, 2025 07:53 PM (pIv1O)

86 75 Trump needs to channel his inner Augustus Caesar
Posted by: Accomack at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (/Chlc)

Put out a decree that all within his realm must return to their original home towns.
Especially the illegals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 07:53 PM (xTuYU)

87 76 Merry Christmas, Hordelings! Hope everyone is having a great day, and are well-fed. I do not want to eat until 2026.

Thank you Ace, for this place.

Posted by: bluebell at December 25, 2025 07:49 PM (79pEw)

Amen!!
Both to Ace and not wanting to eat until 2026!
Merry Christmas to you and yours!!

Posted by: moki at December 25, 2025 07:53 PM (wLjpr)

88 That color horse with that color mane is an impossibility. Posted by: Ben Had at December 25, 2025 07:17 PM

Better living through chemistry.

Posted by: Pyrsyns with hair colors not found in nature (nose rings optional) at December 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

89 Ah, here's what's going on with the time zone. That's from the Jerusalem post. Israel time is UTC+2. It's 2:56AM, Dec. 26th there now.

The standard for datelines is to use the *local time* the story is filed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 07:56 PM (w6EFb)

90 Better living through chemistry.
Posted by: Pyrsyns with hair colors not found in nature (nose rings optional) at December 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1)


Oh!
Do you grow your own mushrooms too?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 07:56 PM (2WIwB)

91

Happy RamaHanuKwanzMas

https://youtu.be/p91GXkQ-Sas

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 07:56 PM (pkeXY)

92 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is knowing it goes on pizza, not pineapple...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 25, 2025 07:51 PM


To be fair, even haoles don't put tomato on their pineapple.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 25, 2025 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

93 What's funny about Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town is we see she started out as an 8, (a ginger 10 ), and then turned into butter ball 40 minutes later.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:47 PM (D9G5F)

Mexican food does that to you...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Manteca sno-cones.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 08:00 PM (c115l)

94 >>>Bears and a bison enjoying the snow.

But, especially important to the bison, not all together.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2025 08:01 PM (syz1S)

95 Bestest Kwanza Eva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCGBK1E0_uQ

Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 08:01 PM (gbOdA)

96
E.T. cereal
1984-1986

https://is.gd/LthLil

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:01 PM (ObnXN)

97 Americans: We'll bomb you in your sleep on Christmas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 07:33 PM (tgvbd)
---
President Trump does seem to be someone who likes to uphold American values and traditions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


I'll go out on a limb and bet that the military that was involved, didn't mind working on Christmas Day.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 08:02 PM (c115l)

98 Thanks Publius. That may be the standard for datelines, but doesn't really cover the " US President Donald Trump announced on social media early on Friday." quote. It was not early on Friday in the U.S.A or by military time, but perhaps she thought she was writing something just for Israeli reading. Or she doesn't understand how to convert to UTC to make things clear.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 08:02 PM (hhkIi)

99 56
'Odds that Pope Leo denounces this?'

He wants to make sure Catholics spend their Christmas thinking of the Gazans. Maybe he had enough time to ask for mercy for Christians. I didn't hear the speech.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:05 PM (fd80v)

100 19
I'll bet my left nut Cats fit the profile for Sociopaths.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 07:24 PM (NbzcP)

++++

https://galactanet.com/oneoff/anniesday.html

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2025 08:06 PM (syz1S)

101
IT can be confusing as hell for global events and time synchronizing, but that's the standard for news stories, near as I can figure.

For her, in her time zone, it was Friday when Trump the announcement. It's when it happened for the writer, not the time zone the event the writer is writing about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 08:06 PM (w6EFb)

102 Pic up top makes me wonder what the residents of Mackinac Island are doing right now....



... tearing ass through the streets on snowmobiles?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 08:07 PM (/lPRQ)

103 The FBI recently raided the home of a Secret Service agent on Vice President JD Vance’s detail in an - tax and wire fraud case involving millions of dollars in donations and grants.
...
the agent accepted donations to a charity that purports to help inner-city youth and victims of domestic violence but didn’t provide the services it reported to the IRS, according to several knowledgeable sources in the Secret Service community.
...
RealClearPolitics has reached out to the USSS and has been told a statement is forthcoming.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:07 PM (9ppvE)

104 When you zoom in on the woman in the 5 wheel buggy, not only does she a weird face, but she looks like she’s strapped into that buggy.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I think the straps keep her from falling to the cobblestones. If I try to eyeball the 3D of it, she's too far to her left/our right. I think she's got one ass cheek on the seat and the other hanging outside.

Probably trying to stay away from Mr. Wandering Hands, there.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:08 PM (nhCoE)

105 Think writers don't put the time stamps on articles.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:09 PM (9ppvE)

106
https://galactanet.com/oneoff/anniesday.html
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


That's some weird shit, man.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (ObnXN)

107 ... tearing ass through the streets on snowmobiles?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


I thought it was "tear-assing." Or is that just Minnesota-speak?

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (nhCoE)

108 Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 08:02 PM (hhkIi)

I want headlines to start with WHAT DAMN COUNTRY they are talking about.

I keep seeing headlines that would make an American go ballistic, but the story is actually from another country...

Or worse, lately, OLD stories... stories about things that happened months ago, but somehow get into the news feed as if it just happened.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (mP0Kj)

109 When George Washington followed those brave Somali soldiers across the Delaware, America finally started winning the war.

Posted by: Mayor Wu at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (8np4X)

110 Ho, ho my favorite mosque
Burning over me
Thinking of my favorite goat.
Kiss her once for me

Posted by: Zombie Burl Ives at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (0yLoC)

111 I really hope everyone had a fabulous Christmas
And have a good night

Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Ia/+0)

112
Leo is a PINO

pope in name only

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:13 PM (ObnXN)

113 Pic up top makes me wonder what the residents of Mackinac Island are doing right now....
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There are live cams. Links too long to show here. Looks very quiet, a little breezy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 08:13 PM (XeU6L)

114 That's some weird shit, man.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:10 PM (ObnXN)

++++

Andy Weir, also author of The Martian.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2025 08:15 PM (syz1S)

115 Imagery of Trump in the Caribbean.
Think I'll hang it on the wall.

https://tinyurl.com/mtjwex3

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:16 PM (9ppvE)

116 I got a mew knife sharpener for Christmas. By tomorrow night, every blade in the kitchen will be as sharp as a scalpel.

Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 08:17 PM (Epuwl)

117 I hope everyone had and is having a Merry Christmas.

Posted by: JTB at December 25, 2025 08:17 PM (yTvNw)

118 New, not mew. WTF, autocucumber...

Posted by: PabloD at December 25, 2025 08:17 PM (Epuwl)

119 He wants to make sure Catholics spend their Christmas thinking of the Gazans. Maybe he had enough time to ask for mercy for Christians. I didn't hear the speech.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Yet another reason I'm glad I left the Catholic church.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:20 PM (5Ne9C)

120
Bestest Kwanza Eva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCGBK1E0_uQ
Posted by: r hennigantx

========

Ho-ho-ho!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 25, 2025 08:20 PM (n7rxJ)

121 116
'I got a mew knife sharpener for Christmas. '

Our cat said mew this Christmas.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:20 PM (fd80v)

122 99 56
'Odds that Pope Leo denounces this?'

He wants to make sure Catholics spend their Christmas thinking of the Gazans. Maybe he had enough time to ask for mercy for Christians. I didn't hear the speech.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:05 PM (fd80v)

https://tinyurl.com/j39py6yp

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:23 PM (6Bc88)

123 119
'Yet another reason I'm glad I left the Catholic church.'

I'd hate to be giving that bum a tithe every week.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:23 PM (fd80v)

124 Pope Leo is the front man for the same leftists cardinals in Rome who threw out Benedict and installed Frankie.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 08:28 PM (2vrAX)

125 Andy Weir, also author of The Martian.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 25, 2025 08:15 PM (syz1S)

He’s got a strange, sad little fantasy life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 08:28 PM (xTuYU)

126 28 Hamster has to be hung over
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

As if you aren't.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:29 PM (6Bc88)

127 Pope Leo is the front man for the same leftists cardinals in Rome who threw out Benedict and installed Frankie.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yep. It's not getting better anytime soon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:31 PM (5Ne9C)

128 127 Pope Leo is the front man for the same leftists cardinals in Rome who threw out Benedict and installed Frankie.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yep. It's not getting better anytime soon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:31 PM (5Ne9C)

One of these years we will get a Catholic. Right now it feels like the Clinton years blending into the Obamanation.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:33 PM (6Bc88)

129 Seems that carriage at the top has five wheels for some reason only known to AI.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 25, 2025 08:35 PM (6ydKt)

130 122
'https://tinyurl.com/j39py6yp

Posted by: tcn in AK'


He doesn't say it your attachment but he does in this one.

https://tinyurl.com/2uaukt88

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:36 PM (fd80v)

131 I haven't put a not-quite-a-Christmas-song in this thread yet.

https://youtu.be/VFa6W8Fs3PM

.....now I have.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:36 PM (nhCoE)

132 It's A Wonderful Life is on all night on the E! channel.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 25, 2025 08:36 PM (6ydKt)

133 Seems that carriage at the top has five wheels for some reason only known to AI.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


It's to keep the tire wear even on the spare, so you don't have to replace all four. That's an all-wheel-drive horse.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (nhCoE)

134 Musical interlude.

https://tinyurl.com/bdz3sswh

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (viF8m)

135 Pope Leo is the front man for the same leftists cardinals in Rome who threw out Benedict and installed Frankie.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Yep. It's not getting better anytime soon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
---------------
I read Cardinal Dolan was instrumental in getting Leo installed. So Dolan's a leftist? Didn't know that.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (bQ4nt)

136 the Trump administration continues to expand its large military presence in the Caribbean, with more than 15,000 troops, an aircraft carrier, multiple warships, and stealth fighters staged across the region.
... this all reflects a significant reposturing of the U.S. military toward - Western hemispheric defense, effectively a Monroe Doctrine 2.0.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (9ppvE)

137 Seems that carriage at the top has five wheels for some reason only known to AI.
Posted by: SpeakingOf


It's a left-turn mountain racin' carriage, obviously.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2025 08:39 PM (mlg/3)

138 One of these years we will get a Catholic. Right now it feels like the Clinton years blending into the Obamanation.
Posted by: tcn in AK


"And so I say to you, you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." - Matthew 16:18

He doesn't say heck won't win a battle here and there, but that it will not prevail in the end. So you're right, we'll get a Catholic again someday.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 08:40 PM (nhCoE)

139 I read Cardinal Dolan was instrumental in getting Leo installed. So Dolan's a leftist? Didn't know that.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 08:38 PM (bQ4nt)

Dolan started out well but then he discovered celebrity and went all in. He is a terrible squish.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:41 PM (6Bc88)

140 Nguyen Thi hong@NguyenThih36

South Korea detected a Chinese vessel trespassing in Korean waters. The Korean Coast Guard asked the Chinese vessel to halt so they could get on the boat & inspect it.

But as the Korean crew started to get closer the Chinese vessel tried to escape & attacked the Coast Guard with sharp weapons.

Eventually the Coast Guard were able to seize the 225 ton Chinese vessel & apprehended its 34 crew members, giving a clear & bold message that:

KOREA WILL NOT TOLERATE

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:42 PM (9ppvE)

141 He doesn't say it your attachment but he does in this one.

https://tinyurl.com/2uaukt88
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 08:36 PM (fd80v)

So he is upset that murderous raping bastards sleep in tents but did he notice the families sitting shiva over dead babies? He is a dunce.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 25, 2025 08:45 PM (6Bc88)

142 But as the Korean crew started to get closer the Chinese vessel tried to escape & attacked the Coast Guard with sharp weapons.
Posted by: Braenyard


"Sharp" weapons?

Was that a strange Korean-Vietnamese-English translation, or were they going all Captain Jack Sparrow with the cutlasses?

Or is it a naval term I don't know?

Posted by: mikeski buckles his swash at December 25, 2025 08:45 PM (nhCoE)

143
But as the Korean crew started to get closer the Chinese vessel tried to escape & attacked the Coast Guard with sharp weapons.

Spear chuckers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 08:45 PM (pkeXY)

144 And fuck Catholic Charities with a rusty tree saw.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 08:46 PM (5Ne9C)

145
Ginsu knives?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:48 PM (X/1X8)

146 Under the headline No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A former child star drug addicted and living on the streets of LA got a hotel room through the help of a former co-star . The drug addict promptly flipped over the refrigerator and threw the microwave in the bathtub .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 08:50 PM (2vrAX)

147 9 For Christmas I received information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clin
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 07:20 PM (Kt19C)

Dude....it was nice knowing you....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 08:52 PM (jVcQn)

148 "...promptly flipped over the refrigerator and threw the microwave in the bathtub."

###
Was that wrong?
Should I not have done that?

Posted by: drug addicted former child star at December 25, 2025 08:53 PM (2Ez/1)

149 China is making it known that it could, and likely will, turn ships from its behemoth of a commercial fleet into not just shooters, but arsenal ships....
in the form of a medium-sized cargo ship packed full of containerized vertical launchers, along with sensors and self defense systems.
...
designed as something of an improvised superstructure in order to turn the cargo ship into a heavily-armed surface combatant of sorts. This includes the mounting of a large rotating phased-array radar forward of the bridge atop three containers, as well as another domed radar or communications system across the deck from it mounted on two containers.

https://tinyurl.com/4wuah7p6

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:53 PM (9ppvE)

150 Fort Marcy Park is lovely this time of year.

Posted by: Foster Family Trust at December 25, 2025 08:54 PM (oftw2)

151 KOREA WILL NOT TOLERATE

We'll have to kimchi where this goes.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 25, 2025 08:54 PM (0yLoC)

152 20 Merry Christmas!

President Donald Trump said the U.S. launched airstrikes in northwest Nigeria on Christmas night

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 07:25 PM (L/fGl)

I hope they named it 'Operation crossing the Delaware'.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 25, 2025 08:55 PM (jVcQn)

153
You're not going to like hearing this, but the more I watch Bewitched, the more I see how much of a See You Next Tuesday Samantha is. She's a terrorist. And evil.

The show is Satanic.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:56 PM (X/1X8)

154 2nd

https://tinyurl.com/3snj9fad

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 08:57 PM (viF8m)

155 ben had if you're checking in here I sent you an email.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 08:58 PM (2Ez/1)

156 Posted by: Braenyard

"Sharp" weapons?

Was that a strange Korean-Vietnamese-English translation, or were they going all Captain Jack Sparrow with the cutlasses?

Or is it a naval term I don't know?
Posted by: mikeski buckles his swash at December 25, 2025 08:45 PM (nhCoE)

143
But as the Korean crew started to get closer the Chinese vessel tried to escape & attacked the Coast Guard with sharp weapons.

Spear chuckers?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Video:
https://tinyurl.com/4ryfjyc4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 08:59 PM (9ppvE)

157
The Witch-Karen known as Samantha Stevens decides to terrorize this soup company owner and "teach" him a "lesson" about being nice at Christmas time. What a bitch.

https://is.gd/vH8mlc

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:59 PM (X/1X8)

158 AI carriage looks goofy. Six wheels?

Merry Christmas, Ace! And to the Horde as well. Will be eating turkey inside of 5 minutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:01 PM (npFr7)

159 "The show is Satanic.
Posted by: Soothsayer"

It's a show about a witch. What did you expect, harps and halos?

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

160 141

'So he is upset that murderous raping bastards sleep in tents but did he notice the families sitting shiva over dead babies?'

Like you, perhaps, I would find his mercy for the Gazans easier to take if he'd spare some words for their innocent victims.
Leo seems to be one of those leftist theologians who go beyond loving his enemies to championing them.
They makes them feel super duper holy but all it does is cloud Jesus' instruction.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:01 PM (fd80v)

161 *looks again*

"counts on fingers*

I see five wheels.

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 09:02 PM (vFG9F)

162
153
You're not going to like hearing this, but the more I watch Bewitched, the more I see how much of a See You Next Tuesday Samantha is. She's a terrorist. And evil.

The show is Satanic.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 08:56 PM (X/1X

Well of course, but… Serena was Hawt!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 09:03 PM (xTuYU)

163
Jeannie's wicked sister, also called Jeannie, is way hotter than Serena:

https://is.gd/4wlLWZ

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 09:05 PM (X/1X8)

164 Like you, perhaps, I would find his mercy for the Gazans easier to take if he'd spare some words for their innocent victims.
Leo seems to be one of those leftist theologians who go beyond loving his enemies to championing them.
They makes them feel super duper holy but all it does is cloud Jesus' instruction.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


Meme of Jesus preaching:

"I see many of you sitting at the tables you were sent to overturn."

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 09:05 PM (nhCoE)

165 153
'Well of course, but… Serena was Hawt!'

Absolutely. Who played her?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:05 PM (fd80v)

166 >> Absolutely. Who played her?

Elizabeth Montgomery's twin cousin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:06 PM (w6EFb)

167 There are so many things wrong with that picture. The left rear wheel is too small. The people are sitting on the carriage top. It's like AI has no concept of reality.

Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (vFG9F)

168 Two of the hottest actresses of the time portray a satanic witch and an Islamic djin. What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank in Hooterville?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (Kt19C)

169 Jeannie's wicked sister, also called Jeannie
Posted by: Soothsayer


Presumably because they're Genies, and the humans just interpreted their title/species as a name.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (nhCoE)

170 164
'Meme of Jesus preaching:

"I see many of you sitting at the tables you were sent to overturn."'

That's as close as you can get to getting chewed out by Jesus.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (fd80v)

171 Absolutely. Who played her?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:05 PM (fd80v)

lol you’re joking right?

(Samantha with a black wig and a naughty personality)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 09:08 PM (xTuYU)

172 Internet comment of the month:

"Actually, Die Hard was originally a pagan festival."

X, by @mutablejoe

Posted by: Sharkman at December 25, 2025 09:09 PM (/RHNq)

173 171
'lol you’re joking right?'

That's a bingo.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 25, 2025 09:12 PM (fd80v)

174 Internet comment of the month:
"Actually, Die Hard was originally a pagan festival."
X, by @mutablejoe
Posted by: Sharkman


That's so meta, Facebook is suing for trademark infringement.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 09:13 PM (nhCoE)

175 159 "The show is Satanic.
Posted by: Soothsayer"

It's a show about a witch. What did you expect, harps and halos?
Posted by: fd at December 25, 2025 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

They have a statue of Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha) in Salem Mass.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 25, 2025 09:15 PM (y171U)

176 >> What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank

There were more than 3, 6 in fact. There were three Billie Joes and two Bobbie Joes. But only one Betty Joe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:16 PM (w6EFb)

177 3rd.

https://tinyurl.com/5bsmzj7n

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 09:16 PM (viF8m)

178 Jeanie's cousin v Serena - aha! The new Ginger v Mary Ann, Jennifer v Bailey, Betty v Veronica.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the great debate goes on and on at December 25, 2025 09:17 PM (uPdbI)

179 Under the headline No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A former child star drug addicted and living on the streets of LA got a hotel room through the help of a former co-star . The drug addict promptly flipped over the refrigerator and threw the microwave in the bathtub .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 08:50 PM (2vrAX)

Does the "former child star" have a name? Name it and shame it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:19 PM (npFr7)

180
I can't do this to me!

Posted by: Gaza at December 25, 2025 09:20 PM (azNOR)

181 What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank in Hooterville?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 09:07 PM (Kt19C)

Got all wrinkly, I expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:22 PM (npFr7)

182 What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank in Hooterville?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

There'd be a hell of a market for bottles of that water.

Another missed business opportunity. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:24 PM (cYBz/)

183 I've been selling jars of Hooterville Water Tank Water for 60 years. Interested?

Posted by: Half-Pints, Pints, Quarts at December 25, 2025 09:24 PM (oftw2)

184
The second Billie Joe, Swedish born Gunilla Hutton, went on to the cast of Hee-Haw, playing Nurse Goodbody.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

185 Too spooky!

Posted by: Half-Pints, Pints, Quarts at December 25, 2025 09:25 PM (oftw2)

186
Chinese hillbillies poach fish in Korean waters, go all Deliverance on S. Korean coast guard when confronted.

Posted by: Gaza at December 25, 2025 09:27 PM (azNOR)

187 184
The second Billie Joe, Swedish born Gunilla Hutton, went on to the cast of Hee-Haw, playing Nurse Goodbody.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:24 PM (w6EFb)

I thought the second Bobbie Joe, Lori Saunders, was the cutest.

Posted by: Joemarine at December 25, 2025 09:27 PM (y171U)

188 179 Under the headline No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
A former child star drug addicted and living on the streets of LA got a hotel room through the help of a former co-star . The drug addict promptly flipped over the refrigerator and threw the microwave in the bathtub .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 08:50 PM (2vrAX)

Does the "former child star" have a name? Name it and shame it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:19 PM (npFr7)
---

Saw a clip of a male MTV child star on a San Francisco street - totally drugged, frail body.

Question was, what did MTV do to these kids?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:27 PM (9ppvE)

189 Chinese hillbillies
Posted by: Gaza


Herberries!

Posted by: Chinese collections at December 25, 2025 09:28 PM (nhCoE)

190 Chinese hillbillies poach fish in Korean waters, go all Deliverance on S. Korean coast guard when confronted.
Posted by: Gaza at December 25, 2025 09:27 PM (azNOR)

China builds shitty boats; prone to taking on water suddenly. Make it happen, Korea!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:29 PM (npFr7)

191 non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

This guy taking mixology to a whole new place.

X video: https://bit.ly/4pUeRf7

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 25, 2025 09:29 PM (P5BPp)

192
This ocean don't go nowhere near Aintry.

-Chinese Hillbillies

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2025 09:31 PM (azNOR)

193 *Does the "former child star" have a name? Name it and shame it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:19 PM*

###

A brief glimpse at an internet search revealed an individual named Tylor Chase.

I'm trying to care...
(grunts loudly)
Nope. Don't care.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 09:31 PM (2Ez/1)

194
One of those former child stars, don't know if this is the one or not:
https://is.gd/TciJr9

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 25, 2025 09:31 PM (w6EFb)

195 AOP , the child star was Tylor Chase. Never heard of him , kind of looks like Fred Savage when he was young. Now he looks like your standard street druggie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 09:32 PM (2vrAX)

196 Dinner.
Lots of deserts.
Some wine
Watched Elf and Christmas Vacation.

Aaaaaand Christmas ‘25 is in the books.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 25, 2025 09:33 PM (MvI35)

197 AOP , the child star was Tylor Chase. Never heard of him , kind of looks like Fred Savage when he was young. Now he looks like your standard street druggie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 09:32 PM (2vrAX)

Hunter Biden vibe. Just not as well connected.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:34 PM (npFr7)

198 186
Chinese hillbillies poach fish in Korean waters, go all Deliverance on S. Korean coast guard when confronted.
Posted by: Gaza
---

Follow an X link trail. They are cockroaches. They are fishing Krill and whales in Antarctica, off the east coast of S. America, S. China Sea. Anywhere there are fish there are hundreds of huge trawlers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (9ppvE)

199 Well, time for another plate of turkey and trimmings. Is good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (npFr7)

200 What happened to those 3 American hotties in the railroad water tank in Hooterville?

Billie Jo got pregnant by a traveling salesman and ran off with him, just to be dumped in New York, where she became a streetwalker until her untimely end.

Betty Jo got caught with Arnold the Pig and was tarred, feathered, and run out of town by the Hooterville Morality Society. Arnold's fate was not clear.

Not long after that, Bobbie Jo and "Uncle" Joe hopped on the Hooterville Express and were never seen again.

Janet Craig sold the inn to a family from India and moved to L.A.

As shown in the made-for-TV movie, Return to Petticoat Junction - the Dark Secrets.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tv trivia facts at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (uPdbI)

201 Bitch? Satanic?

Comes with the territory. If you had supernatural powers, you wouldn't play nice either.

It's why superhero movies are so stupid. They'd lord over us like demi-gods. Because they would be. We'd have to kill them all.

Posted by: Vote for the Mutant Registration Act Now! at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (i5NeB)

202 Today was good. Tonight...not so much. Nothing serious, thankfully, but *I just can't even* right now. LOL. Exasperated.

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 09:36 PM (rdVOm)

203 Follow an X link trail. They are cockroaches. They are fishing Krill and whales in Antarctica, off the east coast of S. America, S. China Sea. Anywhere there are fish there are hundreds of huge trawlers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (9ppvE)

Remember, every culture is equal.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 25, 2025 09:37 PM (MvI35)

204 Comes with the territory. If you had supernatural powers, you wouldn't play nice either.

It's why superhero movies are so stupid. They'd lord over us like demi-gods. Because they would be. We'd have to kill them all.
Posted by: Vote for the Mutant Registration Act Now! at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (i5NeB)
----
Brandon Sanderson's Reckoners Trilogy plays with this trope. Humans have been gifted by superpowers from an unknown source. But this gift turns them into homicidal insane maniacs. The Reckoners are formed to stop them by any means necessary, as each Epic has a specific weakness that can be exploited.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 25, 2025 09:38 PM (ESVrU)

205 Not long after that, Bobbie Jo and "Uncle" Joe hopped on the Hooterville Express and were never seen again.

Janet Craig sold the inn to a family from India and moved to L.A.

As shown in the made-for-TV movie, Return to Petticoat Junction - the Dark Secrets.
Posted by: mindful webworker - tv trivia facts

Takes a depraved mind to ruin Americana like that! Just don't make up no stories about Tina Cole!

Posted by: Miffed To No End at December 25, 2025 09:39 PM (oftw2)

206 non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder
This guy taking mixology to a whole new place.
X video: https://bit.ly/4pUeRf7
Posted by: Clyde Shelton


Huh. A Samurai mixologist. That was cool.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 09:40 PM (nhCoE)

207 194
One of those former child stars, don't know if this is the one or not:
https://is.gd/TciJr9
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
----

That's the one.
Talk about Epstein being bad. Those Nickelodeon and MTV people deserve a Millstone award.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:41 PM (9ppvE)

208 Today was good. Tonight...not so much. Nothing serious, thankfully, but *I just can't even* right now. LOL. Exasperated.
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 09:36 PM (rdVOm)

BIL drama?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 09:42 PM (npFr7)

209 Drinking a winter ale and eating Christmas sweets

I ain't complaining

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 25, 2025 09:44 PM (HXT0k)

210 ONT is nood.

And early.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 09:44 PM (XSP3T)

211 BIL drama?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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No, lil bro... I'm getting hit on all sides... fml

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2025 09:45 PM (rdVOm)

212 Just don't make up no stories about Tina Cole!
Posted by: Miffed To No End

She's 82. Still a Babealonia I'd bet.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (cYBz/)

213
203 Follow an X link trail. They are cockroaches. They are fishing Krill and whales in Antarctica, off the east coast of S. America, S. China Sea. Anywhere there are fish there are hundreds of huge trawlers.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:35 PM (9ppvE)

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I have seen the massive law-ignoring Chinese fish-taking operations described as strip-mining of the ocean. They take so much that no fish are left to breed. Empty oceans.

It looks like it's not just about grabbing whatever they can, it's about persistent lasting destruction of fisheries so that other countries can't get any more fish. Warfare.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2025 09:46 PM (VWtfl)

214 >>It looks like it's not just about grabbing whatever they can, it's about persistent lasting destruction of fisheries so that other countries can't get any more fish. Warfare.

Been going for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 25, 2025 09:53 PM (viF8m)

215 TANKER #3 Bella 1 seized

Registry: UNKNOWN (was Panama until Oct 2024)

Insurance: None identified since the end of 2021
Classification: Was Lloyds up to July 2025
Multiple voyages of US sanctioned cargo from Kharg Is, Iran
VLCC
318,518 deadweight tons
1,092 feet

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:54 PM (9ppvE)

216 Reason for waiting to board the Bella, finally.

It is a big ship and they had to fly in someone qualified to pilot it. It's a thousand feet long and twenty stories tall. (that's what they are saying)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 09:58 PM (9ppvE)

217 Jack Straw@JackStr42679640 . 29m
PENTAGON SPECIAL OPS TO 'TAKE CONTROL' OF FLEEING VENEZUELAN OIL TANKER

Maritime Special Response Team will 'FAST-ROPE Bella 1' — quotes from WSJ, MSRT footage from Global_Conflict_65
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OK, is it fess up time or has someone copped your nic?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 10:02 PM (9ppvE)

218 ompilation
TANKER #3 Bella 1 seized

Registry: UNKNOWN (was Panama until Oct (2024)
Insurance: None identified since the end of 2021
Classification: Was Lloyds up to July 2025
318,518 deadweight tons
1,092 feet
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Finally a reason for waiting to board the Bella.

It is a big ship and they had to fly in someone qualified to pilot it. It's a thousand feet long and twenty stories tall. (that's what they are saying)
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Jack Straw@JackStr42679640 . 29m
PENTAGON SPECIAL OPS TO 'TAKE CONTROL' OF FLEEING VENEZUELAN OIL TANKER

Maritime Special Response Team will 'FAST-ROPE Bella 1' — quotes from WSJ, MSRT footage from Global_Conflict_65
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OK, is it fess up time or has someone copped your nic?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 25, 2025 10:28 PM (9ppvE)

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