Safe Travels Open Thread

He's making sure he doesn't miss anything..🐶😅 pic.twitter.com/W0drF6lljh
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 21, 2025

Police officer caught playing hide and seek with his K9 dog..🐕‍🦺😊❤️ pic.twitter.com/ptWUOtiDks
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 20, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 03:40 PM

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1 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:40 PM (oJ9lv)

2 Ha! Merry Christmas, Horde! I’ll go fetch ‘em…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:41 PM (oJ9lv)

3 Nood dutifully called.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:42 PM (oJ9lv)

4 Doesn’t seem like a bunch of morons around….

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:44 PM (oJ9lv)

5 I was busy preparing for my friend coming over for dinner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:45 PM (qbLEp)

6 The police officer playing hide n seek with his dog was cute.

Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 03:46 PM (lJ0H4)

7 We have to start prepping dinner as well.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:47 PM (oJ9lv)

8 Taking a break before unloading the washendisher and reloading with the detritus of preparation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:47 PM (qbLEp)

9 Hi, everybody. All three of you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 03:48 PM (h7ZuX)

10 Cozy!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:48 PM (qbLEp)

11 One of my Border Collie girls will do that same back and forth action. Drives you up a wall. She has to travel in a crate.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 25, 2025 03:48 PM (oJ9lv)

12 Captain, that's called 'unstack/restack'. My job, too.

Posted by: Nazdar at December 25, 2025 03:49 PM (NcvvS)

13 Captain Obvious, do you treat the family to concertina Christmas music?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 03:49 PM (h7ZuX)

14 I live in a 55+ development so I don't see the normal activity of kids trying out all of their Christmas gifts.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 25, 2025 03:50 PM (KDPiq)

15 My Aussie girl would lie with her butt on the bucket seat, her head on my lap, and her shoulder on the handbrake. "You can't possibly be comfortable, sweetie," I'd say. She'd just look up with her melting brown eyes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:50 PM (qbLEp)

16 Captain Obvious, do you treat the family to concertina Christmas music?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 03:49 PM (h7ZuX)
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I'll bring it along to our Orphan's Christmas on Saturday. We'll see if they're interested.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:51 PM (qbLEp)

17 Both of my kids got OK looking drones.

Not sure either can take out a soldier much less an M-1 tank...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 03:53 PM (/lPRQ)

18 Incidentally, I saw Detritus of Preparation open for Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen at the Whisky in '76.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:53 PM (qbLEp)

19 Been sipping Scotch all day, almost time to switch over to Gin Gimlets as company is arriving.

Haven't seen this crew in a dog's age, probably going to press on till the morning.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)

20 Merry Christmas! It's actually nice here in Babylon DC. Mid 50s, sunny. Hope all is well with the horde.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 25, 2025 03:55 PM (sAmhv)

21
I've said it here before:

When I see some dope driving around with those dumb fake reindeer antlers attached to his/her car at Christmas time, I automatically like that person.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 03:57 PM (IS8kY)

22 18 Incidentally, I saw Detritus of Preparation open for Commander Cody and his Lost Planet Airmen at the Whisky in '76.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:53 PM (qbLEp)

Awesome!

*flicks Bic

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 03:58 PM (h7ZuX)

23 Way-ull, got to go tidy up. Be back later, folx.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:59 PM (qbLEp)

24 Ham consumed, wine opened & breathing. Sweats and flannel shirt on for watching Sim’s a Christmas Carol. Quiet day and we’re enjoying it. Kids should be calling soon.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 25, 2025 04:00 PM (2NHgQ)

25 15 My Aussie girl would lie with her butt on the bucket seat, her head on my lap, and her shoulder on the handbrake. "You can't possibly be comfortable, sweetie," I'd say. She'd just look up with her melting brown eyes.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 03:50 PM
‘Honey, do you care if I put my head in your lap?’
-my NOLA girlfriend from way back

‘Not at all, baby. Get comfortable.’
- me from way back

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:06 PM (Slgjz)

26 Parts of California are Getting Floods and its been a little over 50 Years when Northern California and Southern Oregon was Flooded(1964,65)and what happened to all that Global Warming/Climate Change now that Snow? I sure hope its effecting those Devest in Fossil Fuels/Leave it in the Ground fools

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (FLiOE)

27 I'm so excited, I had to share!

My mon cherie, Greta T., got me something for Christmas that I've always wanted, a ThighMaster!

I can't wait to show up those other three pretenders to the 2026 Mr. Democrat Modern Masculinity title!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard alumnus at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (0sNs1)

28 Had dinner with my dad and his step-family today, it was nice. Back home now, dogs fed, readying the wine, and indulging in our annual Christmas marathon of Worlds Strongest Man competition. Gets us hyped to get back to the gym after the holiday gluttony.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (h7ZuX)

29 Wrong gender with the French, Hoggie, you fail Cosmopolitan Suaveness.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 04:10 PM (qbLEp)

30 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (h7ZuX)

You go Dash …

Merry Christmas

Posted by: browndog stuffed but looking for more at December 25, 2025 04:12 PM (TTAGa)

31 Organizers of the urology convention said if you are not able to attend in person, you can watch the live stream.

Posted by: Muchas buchas at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (CDX35)

32 Watching The Twilight Zone marathon, in part.

Lots of MSNOW ads where suddenly the Socialists and Communists of that network discover patriotism.

(Insert eye roll)

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (Wv0GD)

33 Hi, browndog!!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (h7ZuX)

34 Just got back from the Shish kabob place where we had the traditional Christmas shawarma. We were the only patrons except for folks waiting for takeout.

Now the cat is begging for chicken scraps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (kpS4V)

35 flannel shirt on

Nice lady at local taco shop gave me a very nice flannel shirt! I even waited for Christmas morning to open it. Mmmmm cozy.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (Kt19C)

36 I hate all the stuff I have lost in my life. and by stuff I don't mean stuff.I mean people.
And ninety percent of the time, it was all my fault. Probably more.
The regrets and guilt are crippling.
I had so much potential in so many gifts.And I failed so spectacularly.
I let down everyone I let down God.
I'm going to hell and I know that so clearly.
I pray. God kills me clean and sends me to hell and doesn't put me through the hell on earth of dementia.
But I deserve that, and I deserve to be aware of every second of it.
I deserve to rot on earth before I rot in hell.
I'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. Some things, you can repent all you want, but there is no forgiveness. Straight to hell. Since it's forever, I guess it would be reasonable just to get on with it.
I miss you. I was here such a long time. I'm sorry to be a burden. Some days the kitten is the only thing that keeps me from walking into the river. This is one of those days.
I'm sorry.

Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (iZd4T)

37 31 Organizers of the urology convention said if you are not able to attend in person, you can watch the live stream.
Posted by: Muchas buchas at December 25, 2025 04:13 PM (CDX35)

Ha! Just you try.

Posted by: Kidney stone trapped between the kidney and bladder at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (Wv0GD)

38 26 Parts of California are Getting Floods and its been a little over 50 Years when Northern California and Southern Oregon was Flooded(1964,65)and what happened to all that Global Warming/Climate Change now that Snow? I sure hope its effecting those Devest in Fossil Fuels/Leave it in the Ground fools
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 25, 2025 04:08 PM (FLiOE)

50?

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 04:16 PM (Wv0GD)

39 "Urology clinic. Can you hold?"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 04:16 PM (kpS4V)

40 and what happened to all that Global Warming/Climate Change now that Snow? I sure hope its effecting those Devest in Fossil Fuels/Leave it in the Ground fools
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird

That's the magic of Goreball Warming; hot or cold, rainy or droughty, it's the magic swamp gas to blame.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 25, 2025 04:17 PM (mlg/3)

41 Urology clinic. Can you hold?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 04:16 PM (kpS4V)

If not, urine trouble.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 04:17 PM (AIsYF)

42 Both of my kids got OK looking drones.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

The panhandle part is a gun barrel, right?

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (nhCoE)

43 50?
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 04:16 PM (Wv0GD)
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[No math!]

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (qbLEp)

44
I really like the Little Drummer Boy song.

Even this one, by the black Carribbean band Boney M:

https://is.gd/qg7BRw

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (IS8kY)

45 There's a plate of oysters in the half shell across town with my name on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (JkO4W)

46 Urology clinic. Can you hold?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris

If not, urine trouble.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

We're sorry, the calls are just flooding in!

Posted by: the urology clinic at December 25, 2025 04:19 PM (nhCoE)

47 (((HUGS))) OGCA. God will forgive everything if you find in yourself to ask. I know that is hard to believe when one can't seem to forgive oneself. I've been there to a lesser extent at times.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 04:19 PM (hhkIi)

48 OGCA, stop that. You sound like me. Need to remind ourselves GOD is not in the revenge business. But He is just. And He forgives.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:19 PM (Slgjz)

49 Forecast was for a Rain Apocalypse, reality is sunny and beautiful in the high 60s/low 70s (so, t-shirt weather in the sun). Back in the day, this was typical Christmas day weather, but back then there were 1 billion children - who spent most of their lives outside - so anyone who got an outdoor sort of gift was out using it. Very quiet today.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 04:20 PM (U/Byj)

50 OCGA. I am certain that God forgives you. I hope you can accept His forgiveness and feel peace.

I know what you mean, though. I have some transgressions that I can't ever forgive myself for, either. We can't undo these things, but we have to go forward and do our best to not make those mistakes and cause those pains again.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:21 PM (h7ZuX)

51 OGCA

Someone call a 5150 on this guy?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 04:22 PM (Kt19C)

52 Well Cicero the traditional SoCal weather forecast curse returns - beautiful day for a short sail, not The Deluge that was forecast. But sailing portion of the program cancelled 2 days ago based on forecast.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 25, 2025 04:22 PM (U/Byj)

53 Urology clinic. Can you hold?"
Posted by: All Hail Eris

If not, urine trouble.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

We're sorry, the calls are just flooding in!
Posted by: the urology clinic at December 25, 2025 04:19 PM (nhCoE)

You guys are a wizz at this.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 04:23 PM (2WIwB)

54 I hate all the stuff I have lost in my life. and by stuff I don't mean stuff.I mean people.
And ninety percent of the time, it was all my fault. Probably more.
The regrets and guilt are crippling.
I had so much potential in so many gifts.And I failed so spectacularly.
I let down everyone I let down God.
I'm going to hell and I know that so clearly.
I pray. God kills me clean and sends me to hell and doesn't put me through the hell on earth of dementia.
But I deserve that, and I deserve to be aware of every second of it.
I deserve to rot on earth before I rot in hell.
I'm sorry. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. Some things, you can repent all you want, but there is no forgiveness. Straight to hell. Since it's forever, I guess it would be reasonable just to get on with it.
I miss you. I was here such a long time. I'm sorry to be a burden. Some days the kitten is the only thing that keeps me from walking into the river. This is one of those days.
I'm sorry.
Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (iZd4T
Bless you, OGCA. I feel the same burden of guilt which can be overwhelming. But there's joy in the unending forgiveness of Christ, who chose to come to earth to suffer for YOU! Believe

Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 04:23 PM (UwBs6)

55 plate of oysters in the half shell across town with my name on it.

Erster pizinings

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 04:24 PM (Kt19C)

56 OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (iZd4T)

Hey brother, even King David royally (heh) fucked up, and God called him a man after his own heart. Ignore the demon that tries to magnify your sins. God has already buried them. I have to remind myself of this at times...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 25, 2025 04:24 PM (nbLIj)

57 There's a plate of oysters in the half shell across town with my name on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 25, 2025 04:18 PM (JkO4W)

OYSTERS CAN SPELL!!!

Posted by: BC at December 25, 2025 04:25 PM (2WIwB)

58 OGCA-

i Am sorry you are having such a hard time. The holidays seem to often exacerbate the feelings of depression , extreme guilt and lack of self worth. God loves you and can forgive you: if you have honestly asked for forgiveness, God will forgive. The website " Got Questions" deals with this from a Christian perspective :

https://tinyurl.com/2bbktbhj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:26 PM (PFs9e)

59 Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:14 PM (iZd4T)

I'm sorry but I'm gonna throw you some tough love here. The people who could throw themselves a fuckin' pity party today are legion. The survivors either stop giving a shit or find a place of gratitude. I suggest you pull your head out of your ass and pick one. Sorry, I told you this wouldn't be pretty. And, also, if you do decide to off yourself, please don't try to take anyone else with you. Jeez, you are such a buzzkill.

Posted by: Peaches at December 25, 2025 04:26 PM (2HfbY)

60
I don't recognize "OGCA." Who is it?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:26 PM (IS8kY)

61 Afternoon, all. Is everybody's Christmas going pretty well? Amazingly well? Depressingly average or lower than that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 04:27 PM (wzUl9)

62
Peaches' Pimp Hand is strong, even on Christmas.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:27 PM (IS8kY)

63 OGCA- eternity is forever. Please do not choose to spend it without God. Whatever you think of your past choices, this is THE choice you can make correctly, and you must.

Posted by: LASue at December 25, 2025 04:27 PM (UwBs6)

64 My Christmas was low key, which was what I wanted.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 04:28 PM (kpS4V)

65 One from mikeski's not-quite-a-Christmas-song list:

https://youtu.be/6A8QwNLXSYY

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:29 PM (nhCoE)

66 Looks like the storm coming tomorrow into Saturday is going to be a big one. Up to ten inches around here with over a foot vin the Catskills. Anyone traveling from Minnesota to the northeast be careful

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 25, 2025 04:29 PM (2vrAX)

67 Bible verses on forgiveness:

https://tinyurl.com/msep3afw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:29 PM (PFs9e)

68 There's a plate of oysters in the half shell across town with my name on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

OYSTERS CAN SPELL!!!
Posted by: BC

* old-school golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:30 PM (nhCoE)

69
Christmas is about the baby Jesus. It's not about personal regerts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:31 PM (IS8kY)

70 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🎄

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 04:33 PM (OeGHf)

71 No regerts!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 25, 2025 04:33 PM (AIsYF)

72
Wind gusts picking up...

Frigid Air incoming....

9 degrees tonight.

Baby Jesus will be warm, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:34 PM (IS8kY)

73 Christmas has been great.
New cigars, a new lighter, new driver for golf, and some balls.
Ahhh...golf balls.
Now when the hell is spring getting here???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2025 04:35 PM (2WIwB)

74 70 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️🎄
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 04:33 PM (OeGHf)

Wishing you Teresa in Fort Worth a very Merry Christmas!!!

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2025 04:36 PM (bLA4G)

75 House full of family, icluding a 2 year old, new puppy, and 2 preteens. Not Zen.

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:36 PM (pDt9x)

76 It's not about personal regerts.“

Isn’t that where the famous tattoo comes from,
“No Regerts!!!” ???

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 04:36 PM (xTuYU)

77 Thank you all for your kind thoughts and wisdom, and i'm trying to embrace that.

Peaches, 20 or so years ago I sent you some digital Lebanese blonde hash, when you and I hung out here forever. Sorry I killed your buzz. Sorry I came back looking for help. Glad you didn't eat your revolver (fluffy?) when you were in the worst of places.And we tried to help you...

Sorry I suck.

Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:38 PM (iZd4T)

78
...feel like a Snickers?....

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:38 PM (IS8kY)

79 Low key Christmas myself. I mailed a grand total of 7 cards, didn't get them out until Monday, hopefully they arrive before NYD. I went riding with a buddy yesterday, taking full advantage of the gift of crazy nice weather for December. Today I got a big (3x

bale out in the net for the group of horses that gets to have free choice hay, burned some weeds, had a beer, hung out here and played phone games. Its supposed to be cold on Sunday so I decided I will cook turkey then and make a bunch of frozen meals from that.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 04:38 PM (hhkIi)

80 digital Lebanese blonde hash,

???

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 04:39 PM (Kt19C)

81 Thanks Pixy

That was a 3 by 8 foot hay bale.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 04:39 PM (hhkIi)

82 67 Bible verses on forgiveness:

https://tinyurl.com/msep3afw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 04:29 PM (PFs9e)

1 John highly important to remember. I love everything John wrote. His Gospel is my favorite go back to again and again book.

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:39 PM (pDt9x)

83
lesbian blonds

on Christmas?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:42 PM (IS8kY)

84 Pale Rider, I didn't manage to send a single card this year. Didn't get a Christmas tree or put up any decorations. Mr. Dmlw! and I didn't even wrap the gifts we got each other!

But it's still Christmas, and we are grateful for it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:42 PM (h7ZuX)

85 Oh and OGCA I totally get the "if not for the kitten" I've been there too.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM (hhkIi)

86 lesbian blonds
on Christmas?
Posted by: Soothsayer

We all have our own traditions. Don't judge.

Posted by: mikeski at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM (nhCoE)

87 I believe I’ll have a ham sandwich or some cake.

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM (Slgjz)

88 Need a few blond lesbian jokes.

Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (pDt9x)

89 Christmas message from the one and only Real Doctor Who
https://youtu.be/bIgIIjf69LM

Posted by: mindful webworker - jelly baby? at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (uPdbI)

90 87 I believe I’ll have a ham sandwich or some cake.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM (Slgjz)

Have both!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (h7ZuX)

91 Need a few blond lesbian jokes.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (pDt9x)
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I think one is now NYC Fire Commissioner.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (qbLEp)

92
Sorry I suck.
Posted by: OGCA at December 25, 2025 04:38 PM (iZd4T)

No you don't suck and Merry Christmas to you as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 25, 2025 04:47 PM (bLA4G)

93 Internet bon mottes aren’t the place for deep talk - but OCGA, if you are serious, then know that God has already forgiven you, that happened the moment Christ died. If He has done that for you, then take the example you’ve been given and do likewise.

This does not mean you will not feel the pain, you always will - the necessary consequence of bad decisions. But it will fade slowly, and one can still live the remainder of your life striving to be who you were intended to be.
No denying that it does require a good deal of courage to face the pain and still go forward every day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 04:48 PM (xTuYU)

94
blonde lesbian joke:

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things..

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph. D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now, think about it seriously, mister.

Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says, "Nah. Not If I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 25, 2025 04:49 PM (IS8kY)

95 91 Need a few blond lesbian jokes.
Posted by: tubal at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (pDt9x)
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I think one is now NYC Fire Commissioner.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM
How many lesbian fire commissioners does this country need anyway?

Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:49 PM (Slgjz)

96 Merry Christmas, ya heathens!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 25, 2025 04:50 PM (Ffc+8)

97 Nood cookies

Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 04:50 PM (sl73Y)

98 Oh and OGCA I totally get the "if not for the kitten" I've been there too.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 25, 2025

***
OGCA, in late '86 and early '87, when my wife had abruptly left, I'd quit drinking (related), and my mother died, it was pretty much the companionship of my big red tabby cat that kept me going on some days. I know what you mean.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 04:51 PM (wzUl9)

99
89 Christmas message from the one and only Real Doctor Who
https://youtu.be/bIgIIjf69LM
Posted by: mindful webworker - jelly baby? at December 25, 2025 04:46 PM (uPdbI)

Thank you for that, it was marvelous!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 04:53 PM (xTuYU)

100 Eromeo - Received a package last week, Ben Had tells me that you had a hand in that. The workings of the Horde are often mysterious. Thanks very much! And, Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 04:54 PM (XeU6L)

101 Micah 7 : 19

He will turn again, He will subdue our iniquities, and Thou will cast all
our sins into the depths of the sea.

Because He delighteth in mercy. Micah 7: 18

The Son of God was manifested that he might destroy the works of the devil.

Posted by: Kingsman at December 25, 2025 04:59 PM (ehY6c)

102 I believe I’ll have a ham sandwich or some cake.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 04:45 PM

There is no better time than Christmas to embrace the power, the majesty, indeed the magic of and.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 25, 2025 05:04 PM (0sNs1)

103 The baby goats want you to live deliciously.

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