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Epstein Files Reveal Bill Clinton Cavorting With Very Young Women on Pedo Island; Democrat Flacks and Leftwing Media -- But I Repeat Myself-- Claim Trump Is "Curating" the Photos to Make Slick Willy Look Bad

Plus a rousing chorus of "But Trump!!!"


Donald Trump's Department of Justice on Friday released more than 300,000 pages of photos and evidence connected to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

The vast trove includes images showing the disgraced financier and his longtime associate Ghislaine Maxwell socializing with high-profile figures, including former president Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson.

One photograph appears to show Clinton in a swimming pool alongside Maxwell and several unidentified, partially clothed women.

Clinton broke his silence on Friday to turn the tables on Trump, releasing a statement that declared: 'The White House hasn't been hiding these files for months only to dump them late on a Friday to protect Bill Clinton. This is about shielding themselves from what comes next, or from what they'll try and hide forever.'

Uh-huh. Should he have released them this morning instead, Slick?

Isn't he on some kind of Congress-imposed deadline?


Britain's disgraced former royal, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, also appears in the material, along with his former wife, Sarah Ferguson. References to Trump are limited in the documents, and he has never been accused of wrongdoing in connection with the case.


Meanwhile, a recent NY Times hit piece failed to connect Trump to Epstein's crimes.

Byron York
@ByronYork

4h

The New York Times makes another big effort to connect Trump to Jeffrey Epstein's crimes. Fails again. "The Times interviewed more than 30 former Epstein employees, victims of his abuse and others who crossed paths with the two men over the years. The Times also obtained new documents that illuminate their relationship and scoured court documents and other public records...An examination of their history by The New York Times has found no evidence implicating Mr. Trump in Mr. Epstein's abuse and trafficking of minors."

Here's a slideshow of some of the many photos of Clinton touching women on Pedo Island.

I don't know if this girl is 18, but if she is 18, she's just barely 18.

The walls are really closing in on Trump now. Stay tuned for the exciting next episodes of Jake Tapper and Rachel Maddow.

CNN offers the spin: As usual with Bill Clinton's sexual crimes, "no one cares about Bill Clinton."

In other words, only Trump's alleged misdeeds matter.


I'm having nostalgia flashbacks to the foreign grifter and gold-digger Arianna Huffington appearing on every single TV show that had a guest cancel on them in 1997, screaming about "Beeel Cleeenton" seventeen bazillion times.

Before she changed her grift and became Leftist Entrepreneur.

Posted by: Ace at 02:32 PM




Comments

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1 FIRSTEST AGAIN WITH THE BLADE

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

2 /plants flag

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 22, 2025 02:32 PM (OUMaO)

3 hurrauy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 22, 2025 02:32 PM (CWTWj)

4 The Blade, he is too fast...

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 22, 2025 02:32 PM (OUMaO)

5
Blade is fast?

Lmao

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 02:33 PM (3ek7K)

6 Fine, at least I nooded fer ya.

It was a stomach turning nooding, but still.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 22, 2025 02:34 PM (OUMaO)

7 the current argument seems to be that clinton isn't president so none of the stuff about him matters, but trump? we must must must keep digging

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 22, 2025 02:36 PM (CWTWj)

8 That blonde definitely does not look 18.

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:36 PM (77rzZ)

9 Here's a slideshow of some of the many photos of Clinton touching women on Pedo Island.

Gotta be fake...Michael Jackson shows up in one of the pics, and we know he was only into boys...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

11 5
Blade is fast?

Lmao

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 02:33 PM (3ek7K)

Is that what his GFs say?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

12
Jim,

Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 02:37 PM (3ek7K)

13 EVERYONE knew this was WAY worse for D's than it was R's.

EVERYTHING would've come out during the Biden administration if it even REMOTELY hurt the R party.


They released nothing.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind taking a peek at the unredacted photo of Ghislaine Maxwell sitting in the sports car wearing only a white robe.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 22, 2025 02:37 PM (Y1sOo)

15 If you set aside the extremely repulsive grossness happening in the pool, the pool itself is something else. I aspire to have a pool that tacky one day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2025 02:37 PM (BI5O2)

16 EPS-who-stein?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:38 PM (UJWr0)

17 Hahahaha!So what? I have raped and molested my way from Hot Springs to the White House and you dummies still voted for me over and over again.

Hell, I may be old but remember just because I can't cut the mustard anymore don't mean I can't lick the jar!

Posted by: Billy Jeff, Violent rapist and pervert at December 22, 2025 02:38 PM (m8zKa)

18 "I don't know if this girl is 18, but if she is 18, she's just barely 18."

Well, this was in the United States Virgin Islands, ya know ....

More seriously, surely we can discover who this girl is an her age at the time.

But NOBODY CARES and never did. The Democraps only discovered Epstein was a bad guy when they thought they could tie him to Trump.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

19
I pity the people who had to clean the pool and hot ub.

t

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 02:39 PM (3ek7K)

20 If you set aside the extremely repulsive grossness happening in the pool, the pool itself is something else. I aspire to have a pool that tacky one day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2025 02:37 PM (BI5O2)

You should. You paid for it, likely.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 22, 2025 02:39 PM (dK+Kv)

21 Blade is fast?
Posted by: fourseasons

...In bed

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2025 02:39 PM (mlg/3)

22 I'm somewhat shocked that Slick Willie never had the FBI remove all references to him from them.

Posted by: XTC at December 22, 2025 02:39 PM (UnA8+)

23 BOOM! SCOTT JENNINGS IS SPOT ON!

“The reason Bill Clinton’s picture is in the Epstein files is because this has ALWAYS been a story about Bill Clinton and NOT Donald Trump. We should call it the CLINTON FILES, not the Epstein files.”
_____

It just needs the proper journalistic treatment -

"This is about Trump. It always has been about Trump. You are misremembering if you think anything different."
*jedi hand wave*
"Clinton is not the pedo you are looking for."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2025 02:39 PM (Dv3i1)

24 Biden curated his daughter's shower.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (2fdLC)

25 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:36 PM (ynpvh)


Hey, welcome back!

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

26 Willowed: the most interesting story here is the Silence of Hillary. Must be making a hit list and checking it twice

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (MoRvC)

27 I’m surprised Clinton and all the rest were dumb enough to pose for photos with young girls like that. That’s not some hidden camera or anything.
It’s someone going hey Bill let’s get a shot with you and this 16 year old girl you’re gonna rape in an hour.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (UJWr0)

28 this just in, trump and epstein both lived in manhattan. what else is kristy noem trying to hide?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (CWTWj)

29 Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind taking a peek at the unredacted photo of Ghislaine Maxwell sitting in the sports car wearing only a white robe.
Posted by: one hour sober


She has a great rack.

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

30 Meanwhile, Hillary was servicing the pool boy...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2025 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

31 Meanwhile, Hillary was servicing the pool boy...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2025 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

She was eating at the Y same as the others.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (dK+Kv)

32 Meanwhile, Hillary was servicing the pool boy...
Posted by: Tex Lovera


Web Hubbell was a pool boy?

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

33 "Epstein survivor" has to be the cringiest phrase I've heard in years. These aren't 11 year olds. So all that these barely 18 year olds survived was being a bought and paid for whore. And where did you tell your parents you were?

Posted by: NCKate at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (uQzkA)

34 If these are the pictures that still exist imagine the stuff that the FBI destroyed after they searched Epstein Island

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (MoRvC)

35 re 27: maybe by then clinton realized he could inevitably get away with this stuff, even if it meant a punch in the nose from his lovely wife butch

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (CWTWj)

36 Meanwhile, Hillary was servicing the pool boy...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2025 02:41 PM (wtvvX)

Boy?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (UJWr0)

37 25 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:36 PM (ynpvh)


Hey, welcome back!

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (77rzZ)

Well, thanks! Got back home from last Monday's surgery on Friday. I now have TWO belly buttons!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

38 1) The girl in the white shirt on Willie's lap isn't 18 in that photo. If she is I'll eat my hat.

2) I'm not much of a "hurr durr 4d intergalactic space chess" kind of guy when it comes to Trump, but this whole thing gives me the feeling that he has been slow-playing this hand of poker for years when he has been holding pocket Aces the entire time, trolling the left into over-committing to the pot before the flop. I dunno.

Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 02:43 PM (5aZAZ)

39 22 I'm somewhat shocked that Slick Willie never had the FBI remove all references to him from them.

Posted by: XTC at December 22, 2025 02:39 PM (UnA8+)

Do you honestly think the FBI ever gets rid of anything except that which could hurt the FBI?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2025 02:43 PM (wtvvX)

40 "Epstein survivor" has to be the cringiest phrase I've heard in years. These aren't 11 year olds. So all that these barely 18 year olds survived was being a bought and paid for whore. And where did you tell your parents you were?

Posted by: NCKate at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (uQzkA)

And I though I had a hardened heart.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 22, 2025 02:43 PM (dK+Kv)

41
NCKate,

Most of the parents probably didn't care.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 02:44 PM (3ek7K)

42 Bubba is pedo

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 22, 2025 02:44 PM (ZLHME)

43 18? Bullshit I put her at 14 at best.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 22, 2025 02:44 PM (sDNVV)

44
They blame Trump for all crimes, even ones committed before his birth.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 22, 2025 02:44 PM (IifOV)

45 42 Bubba is pedo

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at December 22, 2025 02:44 PM (ZLHME)

So is a great swath of DC politicos.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

46 Epstein survivor" has to be the cringiest phrase I've heard in years. These aren't 11 year olds. So all that these barely 18 year olds survived was being a bought and paid for whore. And where did you tell your parents you were?

Posted by: NCKat

You really think they were there voluntarily without anyone having told them lies or coerced them?

Come on.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:45 PM (UJWr0)

47 That last image of Clinton in the hot tub. There's a lot of skin color under the water there.

He's getting a blow.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

48 Well, thanks! Got back home from last Monday's surgery on Friday. I now have TWO belly buttons!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Don't sneeze.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2025 02:45 PM (mlg/3)

49 Did anyone not expect Bill Clinton to be deep into the Epstein world.

This is a guy who was credibly accused of rape unlike Trump, whipped his dick out to Paula Jones, diddled an intern with a cigar in the Oval Office and many other perverted sexual forays.

But Trump !!!

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 22, 2025 02:45 PM (f+KrF)

50 I now have TWO belly buttons!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


But you're back to normal pooping, right?

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

51 I saw that picture of the girl on Clinton's lap earlier today but her face was redacted. Now I see why.

No way in hell that girl is 18+.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 22, 2025 02:45 PM (k9OZB)

52 33 "Epstein survivor" has to be the cringiest phrase I've heard in years. These aren't 11 year olds. So all that these barely 18 year olds survived was being a bought and paid for whore. And where did you tell your parents you were?
Posted by: NCKate at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (uQzkA)
---
That's pretty awful to say, honestly. This was grown-ass adults finding young, vulnerable, impressionable young women to take advantage of. Young people in general make poor decisions, especially when someone starts waving money, yachts, private islands and private jets around them. I'd be really, really pissed off if you said that about one of my daughters.

Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (5aZAZ)

53 48 Well, thanks! Got back home from last Monday's surgery on Friday. I now have TWO belly buttons!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Don't sneeze.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2025 02:45 PM (mlg/3)

or cough...
or laugh...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

54 2) I'm not much of a "hurr durr 4d intergalactic space chess" kind of guy when it comes to Trump, but this whole thing gives me the feeling that he has been slow-playing this hand of poker for years when he has been holding pocket Aces the entire time, trolling the left into over-committing to the pot before the flop. I dunno.

Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 02:43 PM (5aZAZ)

The info that came out about Bannon palling around with Epstein - at least in emails - post Trump admin makes me believe somewhat Trump's earlier remarks about protecting innocent people. Sure, it looks bad associating with a known pedo, but it is not in the same ballpark as what Clinton, et. al, were up to.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)

55 Bullshit I put her at 14 at best.
Posted by: Ben Had

Yeah, that was my estimate, too.

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (77rzZ)

56 49 Did anyone not expect Bill Clinton to be deep into the Epstein world.

This is a guy who was credibly accused of rape unlike Trump, whipped his dick out to Paula Jones, diddled an intern with a cigar in the Oval Office and many other perverted sexual forays.



But all those women were well over age of consent. It was a given he was a lecherous fuck. But fucking 14/15 year olds is a whole different ball game of sleaze.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (UJWr0)

57 50 I now have TWO belly buttons!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


But you're back to normal pooping, right?

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:45 PM (77rzZ)

I'm now the man with ONE asshole.
as for normal...yes, for some definitions of normal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

58 Non-Story...........

Just because Bill Clinton was with underage girls on a known sex island proves nothing. He was schooling young girls to remain a virgin until they are married so they can turn out to be like Hillary.

We must find pictures of Trump because we all know Trump is HITLER because Comey found some rocks on the beach that said TRUMP -- 88.... HH or Heil Hitler

Posted by: Jackson at December 22, 2025 02:47 PM (J9q9v)

59 Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (UJWr0)

Who were the 14 year old victims? Epstein had of age young girls in his stable too.

Posted by: Opinion fact at December 22, 2025 02:48 PM (f+KrF)

60 If these are the pictures that still exist imagine the stuff that the FBI destroyed after they searched Epstein Island
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (MoRvC)

Well, they also probably set fire to it as well. But I think that was just to destroy physical evidence on-site.

I'd expect that anything incriminating they had, they probably had before that raid, and any coincidentally valuable stuff got scooped up before the fire.

And that is all being held close to the vest, because it's still valuable, but it doesn't implicate PDT.

The Clintons are untouchable in this world, and they won't be in it much longer. They're right - nobody cares about Clintons in 2025.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2025 02:49 PM (BI5O2)

61 58 Non-Story...........

Just because Bill Clinton was with underage girls on a known sex island proves nothing. He was schooling young girls to remain a virgin until they are married so they can turn out to be like Hillary.

We must find pictures of Trump because we all know Trump is HITLER because Comey found some rocks on the beach that said TRUMP -- 88.... HH or Heil Hitler

Posted by: Jackson at December 22, 2025 02:47 PM (J9q9v)

Comey's "pessoi.", the stones the Greeks used for wiping their asses...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

62 Who were the 14 year old victims? Epstein had of age young girls in his stable too.
Posted by: Opinion fact at December 22, 2025 02:48 PM (f+KrF)

The girl I the pic above can’t bemuch older than 14.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:49 PM (UJWr0)

63 Who else is shocked that Bubba is still above ground in late 2025?

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM (YwEeS)

64 "But there are pictures of Donald Trump with Epstein!"
Yeah, and there is a picture of the great John Paul II with Epstein and he's not in a hot tub.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM (NpAcC)

65 26 Willowed: the most interesting story here is the Silence of Hillary. Must be making a hit list and checking it twice
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (MoRvC)

She was also noticeably absent throughout all of the 2024 campaign. I think that she's not in good health at all, and has to put a lot of effort into working up to any public appearance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM (uWKK8)

66 Remember:
Everyone now saying they want justice for Epstein's victims, have hundreds and maybe even thousands of posts between 2020 and 2024 saying the same thing back then.

All of them have been demanding this since he was arrested.

Especially Tom Massie--he's always been seeking justice for the victims; he's never swayed or delayed from his righteous mission.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM (HXT0k)

67 An examination of their history by The New York Times has found no evidence implicating Mr. Trump in Mr. Epstein's abuse and trafficking of minors.

As the saying goes, "what an odd thing to say."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (bufu1)

68 63 Who else is shocked that Bubba is still above ground in late 2025?

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM (YwEeS)

After all the STIs he's contracted, I am.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

69 Damning for Clinton? No one of the left cares and no one on the right is surprised.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (WTSkN)

70
Byron York
@ByronYork
4h

The New York Times makes another big effort to connect Trump to Jeffrey Epstein's crimes. Fails again.

---------------

Just auto-post this weekly for the next three years, and you should be good Byron -- likely more accurate even than America's "paper of record," the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (RW1OD)

71 That's pretty awful to say, honestly. This was grown-ass adults finding young, vulnerable, impressionable young women to take advantage of. Young people in general make poor decisions, especially when someone starts waving money, yachts, private islands and private jets around them. I'd be really, really pissed off if you said that about one of my daughters.
Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (5aZAZ)

Right? I am sitting here staring at my 14 year old in a doctor’s office about to get stitches because she cut her finger on Saran Wrap. She is just a kid.

Posted by: Piper at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (wD03y)

72 What did Trump know about Clinton diddling girls and when did he know it!!!

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (2fdLC)

73 Seeing pics of Kevin Spacey -- looks like. Huh? Is there another island?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (mkm0l)

74 She was also noticeably absent throughout all of the 2024 campaign. I think that she's not in good health at all, and has to put a lot of effort into working up to any public appearance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM (uWKK
----
Selling your soul to satan tends to have, er, detrimental effects.

Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (5aZAZ)

75 "Who else is shocked that Bubba is still above ground in late 2025?"

Just Satan's way of earning interest.

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (5FPX4)

76 Who else is shocked that Bubba is still above ground in late 2025?
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM (YwEeS)

Even hell doesn't want anything to do with him. Ick.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (k9OZB)

77 She was also noticeably absent throughout all of the 2024 campaign. I think that she's not in good health at all, and has to put a lot of effort into working up to any public appearance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM



Planned Parenthoods are shutting down all over the place. She's running out of sources for her fetal blood and tissue treatments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

78 This is pretty damning for Bill Clinton.

-------------

In before the nothing will happen crowd ... and nothing will happen.

Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (RW1OD)

79 Trump and Epstein both have the letter t in the name.

Need I say more?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (UJWr0)

80
Right? I am sitting here staring at my 14 year old in a doctor’s office about to get stitches because she cut her finger on Saran Wrap. She is just a kid.

Posted by: Piper at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (wD03y)

Saran wrap, or the cutting edge of the Saran wrap box?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

81 O/T but...
Merry Christmas, Fröhliche Weihnachten! from Germany !

https://tinyurl.com/43nanvu6

Posted by: runner at December 22, 2025 02:53 PM (g47mK)

82 An examination of their history by The New York Times has found no evidence implicating Mr. Trump in Mr. Epstein's abuse and trafficking of minors.

As the saying goes, "what an odd thing to say."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 22, 2025 02:51 PM (bufu1)

Sounds like it was written by Trump's lawyers, it was handed to NYT's lawyers, and it was passed to NYT editors for print.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 22, 2025 02:53 PM (dK+Kv)

83 79 Trump and Epstein both have the letter t in the name.

Need I say more?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (UJWr0)

So does ClinTon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

84 He looked like one of those shrunken ghouls from life force

But he got better

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 22, 2025 02:53 PM (bXbFr)

85 76 Even hell doesn't want anything to do with him. Ick.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (k9OZB)

Even the Drill-dick Demons are afraid of getting raped by Bill Clinton.

Posted by: XTC at December 22, 2025 02:53 PM (UnA8+)

86 Bill Clinton found with gunshot wounds to the head which terminated his life.

Hillary although in the room at the same time claims it was suicide just like Epstein.

How coincidental she said....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at December 22, 2025 02:53 PM (J9q9v)

87 The big story today was there was a photo of Trump on Epstein's desk ! There wasn't any young girls in it but Trump was in a picture !

Posted by: It's me donna at December 22, 2025 02:53 PM (VE6XX)

88 "Who else is shocked that Bubba is still above ground in late 2025?"


Damn you, modern medicine! But you kids should have seen me in my prime!

Posted by: Syphilis at December 22, 2025 02:54 PM (65cLN)

89 Well a little better

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 22, 2025 02:54 PM (bXbFr)

90 Even hell doesn't want anything to do with him. Ick.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

He'll like that guy that had to wander the earth for ever, carrying a lantern to warn of his approach, because neither heaven nor hell wanted him.

Dick O'Lantern.

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:54 PM (77rzZ)

91
"An examination of their history by The New York Times has found no evidence implicating Mr. Trump in Mr. Epstein's abuse and trafficking of minors."

___________

This is proof of Trump's guilt!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2025 02:54 PM (tgvbd)

92 Where's the outrage from the left around Bill Clinton on Epstein's jet with underage girls?

------------

Make #MeToo Movements Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 22, 2025 02:54 PM (RW1OD)

93 This is just a local USVI story guy.
- msm

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:55 PM (UJWr0)

94 52
'That's pretty awful to say, honestly. This was grown-ass adults finding young, vulnerable, impressionable young women to take advantage of. '

On the other hand, society judges 18 year old women as being adult enough to vote among other things. When do their decisions become their decisions?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2025 02:55 PM (fd80v)

95 Or mark middleton the clinto aide

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 22, 2025 02:55 PM (bXbFr)

96 92 Where's the outrage from the left around Bill Clinton on Epstein's jet with underage girls?

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Make #MeToo Movements Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 22, 2025 02:54 PM (RW1OD)

PoundMeToo! Why sure!

Posted by: BJ Bill Clinton at December 22, 2025 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

97 We need commonsense Saran-Wrap control.

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:56 PM (77rzZ)

98 On the other hand, society judges 18 year old women as being adult enough to vote among other things. When do their decisions become their decisions?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2025 02:55 PM (fd80v)

The girl in this photo is nowhere near 18.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:56 PM (UJWr0)

99 Saw downstairs article
These Fkin Leftists Judges should have to pay for the criminals they let out and cause injuries and damages

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2025 02:56 PM (Ia/+0)

100 Saran wrap, or the cutting edge of the Saran wrap box?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

The cutting edge on the box. She had pushed the doohickey in to hold the tube in the box but somehow it still slipped out, she tried to catch it and somehow sliced her entire finger open on the process. It’s pretty gross.

Posted by: Piper at December 22, 2025 02:56 PM (wD03y)

101 94 52
'That's pretty awful to say, honestly. This was grown-ass adults finding young, vulnerable, impressionable young women to take advantage of. '

On the other hand, society judges 18 year old women as being adult enough to vote among other things. When do their decisions become their decisions?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2025 02:55 PM (fd80v)

And some want to drop the age to 14-16...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

102 33 "Epstein survivor" has to be the cringiest phrase I've heard in years. These aren't 11 year olds. So all that these barely 18 year olds survived was being a bought and paid for whore. And where did you tell your parents you were?
Posted by: NCKate at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (uQzkA)

I think the victims were vulnerable and from homes with problems or runaways and poorer backgrounds just like the victims of the rape gangs in the UK.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (bLA4G)

103 I thought Bill liked them zaftig.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (jc0TO)

104 Wonder where Billy Clinton's sleeping for the next couple months.

It sure ain't near Hillary.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (NwnyJ)

105 It all depends on what "IT IS" means when it comes to Epstein Files......

Just ask Monica....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (J9q9v)

106 "Epstein survivor" has to be the cringiest phrase I've heard in years. These aren't 11 year olds. So all that these barely 18 year olds survived was being a bought and paid for whore. And where did you tell your parents you were?
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This keeps bugging me as well.

1) What are the actual ages of these girls at the time?
2) What was the age of consent?
3) Is there a single one that did not voluntarily return--multiple times--to the island?

Also: 100% of those calling these girls victims on the left, also believe every one of these girls were old enough--without informing their parents:
1) to have an abortion
2) to change their gender, including drugs and surgery

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (HXT0k)

107 The response I'm seeing from leftwing circles is posting pictures of Trump at the Miss America pageant.

Seriously.

That's the best they've got.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

108 These Fkin Leftists Judges should have to pay for the criminals they let out and cause injuries and damages
Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2025 02:56 PM (Ia/+0)



The Clinton's, the Owebama's, the Biden's........a majority of Americans are CLAMORING for SOMEONE to be held accountable for their corruption, graft and overall destruction of this once great and beautiful country.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

109 "On the other hand, society judges 18 year old women as being adult enough to vote among other things. When do their decisions become their decisions?"

What an 18 year old does with a 19 year old is her decision. What an 18 year old does with a 50 year old should be a matter for Mr. Axe Handle to decide.

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2025 02:58 PM (5FPX4)

110 The reason more of these pedo bastards haven't ended up dead is because Epstein targeted girls with no fathers around.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 02:58 PM (1Nv0l)

111 Bill Clinton was with underaged girls
The left: well their of age now. Like duh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 22, 2025 02:58 PM (MoRvC)

112
This is all old news, time to MOVE ON!

Except it's not news until the MSM reports it, and until then it's just propaganda, fascists.

Posted by: Auspex at December 22, 2025 02:58 PM (YAFrp)

113 Wonder where Billy Clinton's sleeping for the next couple months.

It sure ain't near Hillary.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (NwnyJ)

So just like the last 50 years then?

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:58 PM (UJWr0)

114 81 O/T but...
Merry Christmas, Fröhliche Weihnachten! from Germany !

https://tinyurl.com/43nanvu6
Posted by: runner

I was shocked to see German police attacking a crowd of pro-Palis. Until I saw most of the crowd looked were blond women of the not actual Pali cousin marriage persuasion. They were pro-Pali for reasons I can't fathom. But at least it makes sense to me why the police felt it was ok to throw punches.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2025 02:58 PM (Dv3i1)

115 104 Wonder where Billy Clinton's sleeping for the next couple months.

It sure ain't near Hillary.

Probably been like that since he left office....

Posted by: Jackson at December 22, 2025 02:58 PM (TghYn)

116 The response I'm seeing from leftwing circles is posting pictures of Trump at the Miss America pageant.

Seriously.

That's the best they've got.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (sKqQm)



There's the one that has all the ladies faces blacked out, all while that image was released YEARS ago and it was Trump with the qualifiers for the Hawaiian Tropic beauty contest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

117
There are a pictures of Walter Kronkite in there with Epstein too, I saw on the Daily Mail. None with any girls, mind you, just him yucking it up with Epstein.

Also Mick Jagger is in there, Michael Jackson, and even Diana Ross.

There's pictures of David Copperfield and Ghislaine frolicking around in matching bath robes, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (w6EFb)

118 "Who else is shocked that Bubba is still above ground in late 2025?"

Bill is animated solely by his STDs, like a T-virus zombie.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (jc0TO)

119
Yeah, Trump pleaded with the Dems to not throw him in the Epstein briar patch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (w6EFb)

120 The cutting edge on the box. She had pushed the doohickey in to hold the tube in the box but somehow it still slipped out, she tried to catch it and somehow sliced her entire finger open on the process. It’s pretty gross.
Posted by: Piper

I hate Saran Wrap with the heat of a thousand suns. I can never get a clean tear, and the half-sheet I do manage to tear off immediately sticks to itself. And then, yes, there are those metal shark teeth that you have to avoid.

Nasty stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

121 They're still trying to win the 2024 election.

Dudes, it's over.

Sex scandals don;'t work anymore, anyway.

Bill Clinton fucked and raped his way from Arkansas to the Oval Office, and everyone knew it -- and yet he was elected twice, and remained president the whole time, despite being caught red-dicked handed.

So even if the Left's fantasy came true and they unearthed some evidence of Trump banging some chick in 1987, NO ONE WILL CARE, and he will remain president.

But of course that won't even happen, because if there was evidence, they would have released by now a hundred times over.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (oraVG)

122 In before the nothing will happen crowd ... and nothing will happen.
Posted by: ShainS -- A DEI Kakistocracy, If You Can Keep It at December 22, 2025 02:52 PM (RW1OD)

Legally? No, of course not. Ruling class folks aren't touchable. Not like that.

But I think any hope Clinton had of sweeping his past misdeeds under the rug and riding off into the glorious sunset of a 47-week funeral hagiography are done for.

He'll just be remembered as an old hillbilly pedophile with a kill-crazy psycho wife, like a latter-day Macbeth, but without the honor to sacrifice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (BI5O2)

123 unstrikthru.

Ugh.

Shame.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2025 03:00 PM (oraVG)

124 Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (oraVG)



Ooooh......tag fail.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

125
He'll just be remembered as an old hillbilly pedophile with a kill-crazy psycho wife, like a latter-day Macbeth, but without the honor to sacrifice.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2025 02:59 PM (BI5O2)



By you and I, sure. If the dems take power, they'll dig that f*ck up and lay him in state for 6 months.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

126 I also find it curious that the left will think that a heterosexual man ogling adult, female models at a Miss American pageant is disqualifying, yet heaven forfend we make a face at the idea of adult men rogering each other in the bum.

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (5FPX4)

127 "Epstein survivor" has to be the cringiest phrase I've heard in years. These aren't 11 year olds. So all that these barely 18 year olds survived was being a bought and paid for whore. And where did you tell your parents you were?
Posted by: NCKate at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (uQzkA)

I think the victims were vulnerable and from homes with problems or runaways and poorer backgrounds just like the victims of the rape gangs in the UK.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (bLA4G)
______

Some were. Some were from privileged families going to expensive private schools. The lure of the jet-set lifestyle knows no specific demographic. There were lotsa girls with money or rich parents lining up for Diddy's "freak out" parties too.

As I mentioned above, the girl in the pic with Bill Clinton surely can be identified, and her age at the time and background known.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (iFTx/)

128 1) What are the actual ages of these girls at the time?
2) What was the age of consent?
3) Is there a single one that did not voluntarily return--multiple times--to the island?


This is the core thing here. Virginia Guiffree said their were girls there younger then her at 17. She said Bill Clinton was one she saw with the underage girls.

Who specifically were abusing those girls?

Now, I assume Epstein also had older girls working there voluntarily...yacht girls. That's not illegal, but I want every one of these clients of these released as well, both to embarrass the left and because I assume that's how he started on clients before getting them having sex with younger girls.

Also...shouldn't this lead to a charge against Bill Clinton? I don't know what the age of consent is in the USVI nor what their laws are around limitations, but let's get this one on the books.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

129 "Epstein survivor" has to be the cringiest phrase I've heard in years. These aren't 11 year olds. So all that these barely 18 year olds survived was being a bought and paid for whore. And where did you tell your parents you were?
Posted by: NCKate at December 22, 2025 02:42 PM (uQzkA)

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And if they felt even slightly uneasy about the goings on all they had to do is not go there, say no. So spare me playing the victim now.

Posted by: Decaf at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (QpWpd)

130 I think the victims were vulnerable and from homes with problems or runaways and poorer backgrounds just like the victims of the rape gangs in the UK.
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Biden "lost" 350,000 children.

Many known to have been sold into sex work.

The left doesn't have a problem with child sex slaves.

They have a problem when they can't get them regularly, cheaply and quietly.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (HXT0k)

131 I understand, Mr Clinton, that you claim you have the right to molest my 18yo old daughter.

Likewise, I reserve the right to beat the living shit out of you.

Not legal you say? See you in court. If you're still breathing.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (1Nv0l)

132 99
'These Fkin Leftists Judges should have to pay for the criminals they let out and cause injuries and damages'

Like you I missed the lower thread. It is past time to find out where judicial ends in these states and start filing some charges against them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2025 03:02 PM (fd80v)

133 A photo of anyone with Epstein in a public gathering at a party or whatever is meaningless. He was a guy who knew everyone in certain circles and attended a ton of charity events, art gallery openings, and shit like that.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 03:02 PM (UJWr0)

134 There's pictures of David Copperfield and Ghislaine frolicking around in matching bath robes, too.
Posted by: publius

Mister Claudia Schiffer?? He was fooling around on Claudia Schiffer???

That right there should be a death-penalty offense.

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

135 Ooooh......tag fail.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo tagged 'oo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2025 03:02 PM (mlg/3)

136 He'll just be remembered as an old hillbilly pedophile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Don't slander hillbillies with his name.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2025 03:02 PM (oraVG)

137 Hey don't tie me to that scumbag! I have standards!

Posted by: Epstein at December 22, 2025 03:02 PM (2fdLC)

138 134 There's pictures of David Copperfield and Ghislaine frolicking around in matching bath robes, too.
Posted by: publius

Mister Claudia Schiffer?? He was fooling around on Claudia Schiffer???

That right there should be a death-penalty offense.

Posted by: Bulg at December 22, 2025 03:02 PM (77rzZ)

So he's David "Cop-a-feel"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

139 Also: 100% of those calling these girls victims on the left, also believe every one of these girls were old enough--without informing their parents:
1) to have an abortion
2) to change their gender, including drugs and surgery
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (HXT0k)

Sex trafficking is illegal regardless of age. If I recall these girls were 16 and 17, if they were telling the truth about their age, and were told they were going to learn to become message therapists.

That said, there were settlements and payments made with nondisclosures, etc. etc. This isn’t about victims- and victims they were. It’s about seeing who is a disgusting creature. This won’t heal any emotional damage caused to the girls.

Posted by: Piper at December 22, 2025 03:03 PM (wD03y)

140
This is the core thing here. Virginia Guiffree said their were girls there younger then her at 17. She said Bill Clinton was one she saw with the underage girls.



Didn't she also say she NEVER saw Trump do anything to anyone, much less underage girls?

Therefore her testimony is deemed inadmissible as she's and unreliable witness!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

141 And if they felt even slightly uneasy about the goings on all they had to do is not go there, say no. So spare me playing the victim now.
Posted by: Decaf at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (QpWpd)

Oh I didn’t realize all a sex trafficked girl has to do is say no and she’ll be let out of it.

Thanks for the education.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 03:03 PM (UJWr0)

142 And if they felt even slightly uneasy about the goings on all they had to do is not go there, say no. So spare me playing the victim now.
Posted by: Decaf

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Riiight, because barely 18s know exactly what they're doing and can't be manipulated at all.

Go fuck yourself. Hard.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:04 PM (1Nv0l)

143 Bill Clinton was with underaged girls
The left: well their of age now. Like duh
Posted by: Smell the Glove

It's a private matter haters!

Posted by: Cheri at December 22, 2025 03:04 PM (oiNtH)

144 Does the Congressional Order of disclosure extend to the CIA-Mossad-Five-Eyes Honeypot operations?

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2025 03:04 PM (5FPX4)

145 There's pictures of David Copperfield and Ghislaine frolicking around in matching bath robes, too.
Posted by: publius

Yeah David Copperfield was making the sausage disappear and reappear.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 22, 2025 03:04 PM (IifOV)

146 Well at least I didn't boink the Skinny Blonde selling Jacuzzi Bathrooms on TV...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 22, 2025 03:05 PM (J9q9v)

147 A photo of anyone with Epstein in a public gathering at a party or whatever is meaningless. He was a guy who knew everyone in certain circles and attended a ton of charity events, art gallery openings, and shit like that.

I saw a picture of Chomsky with Epstein on an airplane.

Now the problem is that doesn't prove anything. But...where were they flying to? And it would be could to get everyone under oath. "He offered me a flight from NY to FL to try and get me to invest with him" is perfectly legal. But then...Chomsky's net worth is only a couple of million...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 03:05 PM (sKqQm)

148 I can’t believe some of the “well they wanted to be there so what’s the big deal” comments here.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 03:05 PM (UJWr0)

149 >>FIRSTEST AGAIN WITH THE BLADE


Bill Clinton might have already been there, bro.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:05 PM (W23D2)

150 146 Well at least I didn't boink the Skinny Blonde selling Jacuzzi Bathrooms on TV...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 22, 2025 03:05 PM (J9q9v)

probably only a lack of opportunity...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

151 And if they felt even slightly uneasy about the goings on all they had to do is not go there, say no. So spare me playing the victim now.
Posted by: Decaf at December 22, 2025 03:01 PM (QpWpd)



Yeah, because Ghislaine and Jeffery were stand up people that would release a girl IMMEDIATELY and put them on a plane home if they had even the slightest reprehension.

FFS.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Didn't she also say she NEVER saw Trump do anything to anyone, much less underage girls?


Yes.

And note she was almost killed around the time Trump was elected and has died since then....

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 03:06 PM (sKqQm)

153 Several Bill Gates photos turned up too. That guy always gave off creepville vibes.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:06 PM (1Nv0l)

154 Divorce, Luggage Style

https://is.gd/IWqDpk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2025 03:06 PM (L/fGl)

155 I have the proof that Trump was there was underage girls. I have the pictures on my Cell Phone.

I never lie about anything, and you can trust me....

Posted by: Senator Adam Schiff at December 22, 2025 03:06 PM (J9q9v)

156 The walls are truly closing in...

@GuntherEagleman 5h
🚨 JUST ANNOUNCED: SHOCK poll finds President Trump's approval rating at +9 nationwide, up +14 points from a month ago!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2025 03:06 PM (mlg/3)

157 "Several Bill Gates photos turned up too. That guy always gave off creepville vibes."

Like Mr. Rogers with a poodle in the basement.

Posted by: Zek at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (5FPX4)

158 That's pretty awful to say, honestly. This was grown-ass adults finding young, vulnerable, impressionable young women to take advantage of. Young people in general make poor decisions, especially when someone starts waving money, yachts, private islands and private jets around them. I'd be really, really pissed off if you said that about one of my daughters.
Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (5aZAZ)

One would assume your daughters are well brought up, and would turn such a proposal down flat. There are plenty out there with more "flexible" moral standards. Seems like a lot of the recruitment was on a peer-to-peer basis. The gals who use their snizz as a bank card know other gals who do the same thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (npFr7)

159 Do we know where the alleged crimes took place?

In Israel the age of consent is 16, so Bill Clinton may have been innocent of any wrongdoing,

Posted by: One-Eyed Willy at December 22, 2025 03:08 PM (KrBFV)

160 Also: 100% of those calling these girls victims on the left, also believe every one of these girls were old enough--without informing their parents:
1) to have an abortion
2) to change their gender, including drugs and surgery
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 22, 2025 02:57 PM (HXT0k)
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This is me not giving a rat's ass about the non-existent "standards" of the left.

A girl at 17 fooling around with her 18 year old boyfriend is one thing. A girl at 17 being sex-trafficked to a private island so that 50+ year old men can take advantage of her is a matter for a wood chipper to handle.

Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 03:08 PM (5aZAZ)

161 I always figured Gates was a guy that diddled little boys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

162 They're still trying to win the 2024 election.
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No. They are trying to make "pedo" or "Epstein" the first thing anyone thinks of or any lefty says when Trump's name is mentioned from here to eternity. That is an effort to tar us as much as him.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM (2fdLC)

163 "Claim Trump Is "Curating" the Photos to Make Slick Willy Look Bad"


I had to look that word up. Ace is pushing the vocabulary bounds today.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM (0N4FZ)

164 One would assume your daughters are well brought up, and would turn such a proposal down flat. There are plenty out there with more "flexible" moral standards. Seems like a lot of the recruitment was on a peer-to-peer basis. The gals who use their snizz as a bank card know other gals who do the same thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (npFr7)

Groupies and fans of certain music groups/musicians...
Like Don Henley...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

165 137 Hey don't tie me to that scumbag! I have standards!
Posted by: Epstein

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Late Night TV 'Comedians' at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM (Dv3i1)

166 I always thought Bill liked them big.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM (pLaQB)

167 Democrat Flacks and Leftwing Media -- But I Repeat Myself-- Claim Trump Is "Curating" the Photos to Make Slick Willy Look Bad

Must be part of the humiliation deal that Bill made. You don't release the evidence before a trial, do you? He must have sung like a bird.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2025 03:10 PM (c9rBD)

168 Clinton could literally be photographed getting his hood shined by a 13yo and the media would cover for him.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:10 PM (1Nv0l)

169 Bill Clinton may have been innocent of any wrongdoing,
Posted by: One-Eyed Willy

Like Hillary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2025 03:10 PM (L/fGl)

170 >> I always thought Bill liked them big.


Bill Clinton is what professionals refer to as an Omni-Sexual.
I doubt it takes more than a knothole in a fencepost to get him going.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:10 PM (W23D2)

171 And it cannot be said enough:

The girls at the island were not the purpose, they were a perk. A very small perk.

No one wants to talk about what was really going on there, while they wave the distraction of "Epstein victims" around.

Everyone that went there was rich enough and powerful enough to get as much underage ass (of either sex) as they wanted anywhere in the world.

It's like how there are banks you don't even know exist, where minimum deposits are in the millions.

So why they have us fretting about the sale of a bit of young vag, the people there were really there to buy and sell millions of lives, casually trading cities, states and even nations.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 22, 2025 03:11 PM (HXT0k)

172 168 Clinton could literally be photographed getting his hood shined by a 13yo and the media would cover for him.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:10 PM (1Nv0l)

Hunter Biden was also with underaged girls...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

173
Meanwhile, Hillary was servicing the pool boy...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2025 02:41 PM (wtvvX)



No way. Frau Gruppencankles looks like a born gap-lapper to me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2025 03:11 PM (y9nCu)

174 So for Epstein clients we have stronger confirmation around Clinton.

Gates is probably the next one we'll see drop.

But...is Bondi going to charge them?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

175 166 I always thought Bill liked them big.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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AFAICT, Bill's only requirement is that they are female and sufficiently stationary for him to do his business.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:11 PM (1Nv0l)

176 One would assume your daughters are well brought up, and would turn such a proposal down flat. There are plenty out there with more "flexible" moral standards. Seems like a lot of the recruitment was on a peer-to-peer basis. The gals who use their snizz as a bank card know other gals who do the same thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (npFr7)
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My wife and I do our best, but even the best-raised kids make poor decisions, and who knows what happens when a person "in the business" starts actually grooming them into the lifestyle and flashing a lot of money and powerful people around. You'd hope they turn it down flat and come tell me so I can [redacted] to the people trying it, but one can never be sure. Then to have some anonymous person just call them dumb whores who should know better rubs me the wrong way.

Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 03:11 PM (5aZAZ)

177
Groupies and fans of certain music groups/musicians...
Like Don Henley...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

I would be willing to bet those kids had terrible childhoods and something bad happened to them prior to them sneaking out of the house to hook up with rock stars. Absent father at the minimum.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 22, 2025 03:11 PM (bLA4G)

178 >>Clinton could literally be photographed getting his hood shined by a 13yo and the media would cover for him.


A lot of the Media would knock that 13 year old over to get a chance to slobber on Bill's crooked knob.

Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon, for example.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:12 PM (W23D2)

179 That's pretty awful to say, honestly. This was grown-ass adults finding young, vulnerable, impressionable young women to take advantage of. Young people in general make poor decisions, especially when someone starts waving money, yachts, private islands and private jets around them. I'd be really, really pissed off if you said that about one of my daughters.
Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 02:46 PM (5aZAZ)

One would assume your daughters are well brought up, and would turn such a proposal down flat. There are plenty out there with more "flexible" moral standards. Seems like a lot of the recruitment was on a peer-to-peer basis. The gals who use their snizz as a bank card know other gals who do the same thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (npFr7)
______

That is what happened. Epstein was running the operation like a multi-level marketing scheme. He would pay girls to "recruit" other girls into the fold. That's what helped doom the original Miami investigation and prosecution. The girls all took money, and returned to Epstein's parties again and again. It's hard if not impossible to get a conviction under those circumstances.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

180 THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Posted by: Late Night TV 'Comedians' at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM (Dv3i1)

I really enjoyed doing that one.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:12 PM (2fdLC)

181 I always thought Bill liked them big.
Posted by: Pudinhead


When they were too old for Biden, that's when Clinton took over.

F'n sick fucks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2025 03:12 PM (dAOkg)

182 The gals who use their snizz as a bank card know other gals who do the same thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (npFr7)

Seems messy

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:13 PM (2fdLC)

183 Epstein's and Clinton's pedo stuff is disgusting but I really hope people don't get so focused on it they overlook what Epstein and crowd were really doing. It's even worse.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2025 03:13 PM (viF8m)

184 And if they felt even slightly uneasy about the goings on all they had to do is not go there, say no.
------

What color is the sky in your world?

Posted by: Crusader at December 22, 2025 03:13 PM (TN0g+)

185 The left loves to spout about shit that never happened while completely ignoring reality.

That's been their strategy and the retarded base buys it

Posted by: melodicmetal at December 22, 2025 03:13 PM (61TgR)

186 I'm old enough to remember Milky Glutes on an anti Clinton crusade in The New Republic. He hated him worse than Republicans at the time.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 22, 2025 03:13 PM (sDWtc)

187 No. They are trying to make "pedo" or "Epstein" the first thing anyone thinks of or any lefty says when Trump's name is mentioned from here to eternity. That is an effort to tar us as much as him.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:09 PM


They tried the language thing in their gun control lawsuits as well. They tried for the longest time to get the courts to recognize "weapons of war" as a legitimate description from AR-15's, etc in their litigation.


The federal courts shot down that attempt.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 22, 2025 03:13 PM (0N4FZ)

188 A girl at 17 fooling around with her 18 year old boyfriend is one thing. A girl at 17 being sex-trafficked to a private island so that 50+ year old men can take advantage of her is a matter for a wood chipper to handle.

I remember when CA was debated legalizing child prosecution the guy who came up with the law argued what guy hasn't paid a 17 year old boy for a beejeer.

The left is on another planet and one I don't want to share with them.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

189 >> Bill Clinton is what professionals refer to as an Omni-Sexual.
I doubt it takes more than a knothole in a fencepost to get him going.

Which is why it’s been reported that his wiener is crooked. One too many trips around the corner.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 22, 2025 03:14 PM (VnVVA)

190
The funeral oration will focus on his charisma, which,through no fault of his own, is irresistible to 14 year old girls.

Jimmy Kimmel will deliver it.

Posted by: Auspex at December 22, 2025 03:14 PM (YAFrp)

191 Wait until people hear about what Clinton did in the Oval Office with a young intern.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 22, 2025 03:15 PM (sX1BW)

192 182 The gals who use their snizz as a bank card know other gals who do the same thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (npFr7)

Seems messy

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Posted by: Oh noes at December 22, 2025 03:15 PM (HcoTw)

193 I have the proof that Trump was there was underage girls. I have the pictures on my Cell Phone.

I never lie about anything, and you can trust me....

Posted by: Senator Adam Schiff


I also have...proof, yeah, proof, that's what I have. But I left it with my wife, Morgan Fairchild...

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at December 22, 2025 03:15 PM (Riz8t)

194
Jimmy Kimmel will deliver it.
Posted by: Auspex at December 22, 2025 03:14 PM (YAFrp)



Speaking of a matter for a woodchipper to handle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

195 VIDEO - Jasmine Crockett: Republicans Are Scared of My Authenticity

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OK

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2025 03:15 PM (L/fGl)

196 188 A girl at 17 fooling around with her 18 year old boyfriend is one thing. A girl at 17 being sex-trafficked to a private island so that 50+ year old men can take advantage of her is a matter for a wood chipper to handle.

I remember when CA was debated legalizing child prosecution the guy who came up with the law argued what guy hasn't paid a 17 year old boy for a beejeer.

The left is on another planet and one I don't want to share with them.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

That statement reminds me of this:
https://youtu.be/wpjX4q5ZWQc

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (ynpvh)

197 My favorite snack is "RED SNAPPER".....

Posted by: Hillary C. at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (J9q9v)

198 Which is why it’s been reported that his wiener is crooked. One too many trips around the corner.
Posted by: Vengeance

---

Probably Peyronie's.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (1Nv0l)

199 I think the tag "Epstein survivor" is cringy inasmuch as nobody was murdered, AFAIK.


Except Epstein himself.

Posted by: Tom Masshole at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (vqA1l)

200
If we wanted to do a deep dive into the psychology of the men I think we would find out why the men were into very young girls.

My opinion, for what it is worth, is most of the degenerate men were not popular with the girls they went to school with.

When the men achieved money and power they realized they could have sex with women who reminded them of the girls who rebuffed them when they were growing up.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (3ek7K)

201 >>Jasmine Crockett: Republicans Are Scared of My Authenticity


She should probably shave it, then.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (W23D2)

202 I really hope people don't get so focused on it they overlook what Epstein and crowd were really doing. It's even worse.

I wonder how many money launderers were at Epstein's level? There's no way they'd trust it all to one guy.

Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (c9rBD)

203 Back when it came out Clinton hadn't just sexually harassed a woman while having sex with an intern but had actually raped another woman the left's response was "its worth letting him have his way with (other) women to keep abortion legal"

I suspect that if they see an opportunity to get Trump though they'll throw Clinton under the bus now.

The problem for them though is the actual Epstein clients are a list of lefty pols and celebrities...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (sKqQm)

204 The gals who use their snizz as a bank card know other gals who do the same thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (npFr7)

Seems messy
Posted by: ...


It was hard to keep the card reader clean.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (dAOkg)

205 hat is what happened. Epstein was running the operation like a multi-level marketing scheme. He would pay girls to "recruit" other girls into the fold. That's what helped doom the original Miami investigation and prosecution. The girls all took money, and returned to Epstein's parties again and again. It's hard if not impossible to get a conviction under those circumstances.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:12 PM (

However you cut it, it's a flat-out prostitution racket, it involved underage girls, and if anyone outside this rotten ruling class was running it, he'd be a priority organized crime target for law enforcement in Miami and NYC.

But he was protected.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (BI5O2)

206 VIDEO - Jasmine Crockett: Republicans Are Scared of My Authenticity
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You can tell the authentic people because they never stop talking about their authenticity.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (2fdLC)

207 This isn’t about victims- and victims they were. It’s about seeing who is a disgusting creature. This won’t heal any emotional damage caused to the girls.
---
There is an "Epstein island" in every major city.

There is a group in TX that tracks thousands of under age "back page" posting for sex work in Houston, SAT/Austin and DFW every month.

They are keeping up the focus on Epstein to distract from what is going on everywhere and to demoralize.
They know nothing will happen; you (deep down) know nothing will happen.
And, by keeping in the news, that ensures nothing will happen. To them doing it now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (HXT0k)

208 VIDEO - Jasmine Crockett: Republicans Are Scared of My Authenticity

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OK
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2025 03:15 PM (L/fGl)



Gaslighting. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

209 So for Epstein clients we have stronger confirmation around Clinton.

Gates is probably the next one we'll see drop.


I'd exonerate him if he'd get rid of Windows 11.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (Riz8t)

210 I just read an article on how Democrats were using public money, a lot laundered through NGO’s to keep slaughtering Christians in Nigeria by getting Muslims who supported it elected to office. Also how that money train is now being filled by Islamist interests with the goal a complete Islamist takeover of Nigeria through the genocide of Christians.

Now, given that- do you think there is anything Democrats won’t do? I don’t.

Posted by: Vengeance at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (VnVVA)

211 Oh I didn’t realize all a sex trafficked girl has to do is say no and she’ll be let out of it.

Thanks for the education.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 03:03 PM (UJWr0)

He wasn't kidnapping choir girls off the street. His agents, usually already-compromised young prostitutes, were inveigling their peers to come join them in the fun and games. They had a chance to say "no", then and there. If they said "yes', they got sucked in. Kind of like islam, really.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:18 PM (npFr7)

212 >>>I don't know if this girl is 18, but if she is 18, she's just barely 18.

FYI, that photo appears to be an AI add of Virginia Giuffre's face to a blacked-out image, which appears to be the only one officially released. There are other versions out there that add different faces to that image.

For her part, Virginia Giuffre, said she never saw Clinton at pedo island until after his Presidency, which would be 1997+, which would put her at 13-14+.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 22, 2025 03:18 PM (dK+Kv)

213 > Several Bill Gates photos turned up too. That guy always gave off creepville vibes.

Gates has a loooooong history of going to strip clubs with other Microsoft guys and bringing back strippers to their houses for private parties, starting way back in the 80s. James Wallace included this information in his books about Gates, written in the 90s.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 22, 2025 03:18 PM (Yp6az)

214 The more she spoke of her authenticity the faster we counted her blaccents.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:18 PM (2fdLC)

215 >>If we wanted to do a deep dive into the psychology of the men I think we would find out why the men were into very young girls.


Fecundity.
Finished.
What else would you like to do a deep dive into?

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:18 PM (W23D2)

216 195
'VIDEO - Jasmine Crockett: Republicans Are Scared of My Authenticity

OK'

I'm definitely afraid of her racist shit-brain.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2025 03:18 PM (fd80v)

217
I'd exonerate him if he'd get rid of Windows 11.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (Riz8t)



He's no longer a part of Microsoft, but he should've been strung up by his balls and launched into space for Winblows ME.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

218 204 The gals who use their snizz as a bank card know other gals who do the same thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2025 03:07 PM (npFr7)

Seems messy
Posted by: ...


It was hard to keep the card reader clean.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (dAOkg)

No, no, no. It's swipe the credit card into the snizz.

Posted by: Cardi B at December 22, 2025 03:19 PM (ynpvh)

219 Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (3ek7K)

I'd not be surprised if they wanted to degrade those kids too as a result. The revulsion is going to be part of the kink.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 22, 2025 03:19 PM (sDWtc)

220 Come on people we have more important news then Clinton.

We must continue to make up stories to hurt Trump and America....

MAMA..... Make America Minneapolis Again...

Posted by: Jackson at December 22, 2025 03:20 PM (J9q9v)

221 My opinion, for what it is worth, is most of the degenerate men were not popular with the girls they went to school with.

When the men achieved money and power they realized they could have sex with women who reminded them of the girls who rebuffed them when they were growing up.

Posted by: fourseasons
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I think there's two kinds. Geniune pedos. Epstein was in that category, although he was pedo-adjacent: preferring them pubescent but underage.

Then there's the kind you describe. But I don't think it's so much about the rebuffal. I think it's about not being challenged in the least. That's my guess anyway.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:20 PM (1Nv0l)

222
Bill Clinton is the most high-profile name in the document release. This is initially overshadowing all the other names in there. The media is reporting on the cadaverous, not-long-for-this-world Clinton. He's yesterday's news, and his proclivities are long-established. Maybe he's a diversion from all the other names in there.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 22, 2025 03:20 PM (Ijbq0)

223 217
I'd exonerate him if he'd get rid of Windows 11.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 22, 2025 03:17 PM (Riz8t)


He's no longer a part of Microsoft, but he should've been strung up by his balls and launched into space for Winblows ME.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Old joke:
On Bill Gate's wedding night, his wife exclaimed, "Oh! Now I know why you called your company MicroSoft..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 22, 2025 03:20 PM (ynpvh)

224
gKWVE,

Bingo.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 03:20 PM (3ek7K)

225
63 Who else is shocked that Bubba is still above ground in late 2025?

Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2025 02:50 PM (YwEeS)



Me, for one. I fully expected him to "die of natural causes" in Oct 2016, with his widow winning the Presidency over Trump in no small part due to the election taking place during his mourning period. Hillary totes wouldn't be involved in his death. Totes.

Shows just how arrogant Die Frau was in the latter part of the campaign. Like how she ignored Bill's advice on where to campaign in the last couple of weeks, costing her the election.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2025 03:20 PM (y9nCu)

226 If we wanted to do a deep dive into the psychology of the men I think we would find out why the men were into very young girls.

My opinion, for what it is worth, is most of the degenerate men were not popular with the girls they went to school with.

When the men achieved money and power they realized they could have sex with women who reminded them of the girls who rebuffed them when they were growing up.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 03:16 PM (3ek7K)
_________

The entire modelling and entertainment industry is built around barely-legal girls. Society has always sexualized girls and made their purity and innocence something sexually attractive. Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

227 Does she look 18 to you? No? Me either. The silence from the left is deafening.

Too old to sniff, Jack!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2025 03:21 PM (kgG3s)

228 zerohedge
@zerohedge
Denmark Furious After Trump Names Special Envoy To Greenland

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They mean Special Envoy To Greenland Trump Island.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (L/fGl)

229 The entire modelling and entertainment industry is built around barely-legal girls. Society has always sexualized girls and made their purity and innocence something sexually attractive. Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too

Glad we never stooped to that level

Posted by: Kiss at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (HcoTw)

230 Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too.

--------------

She was just 17 - not 16.

- Paul McCartney

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (sX1BW)

231
It's been mentioned before -- the girls may not have been the main event in Epstein's operation. Laundering money was.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (Ijbq0)

232 Amusingly I was in a form where someone had taken a picture of a luxury SUV from someone in CT and people were making fun of their conflicting leftwing bumper stickers.

EG: No war and free Palestine, Ban guns and an anti-fa logo with an AK-47 and so on

But one that sticks in my mind here is there they also had a "sex work is real work" bumper sticker.

The left has gotten itself into a very odd place with their claims about sex now. Hell, their big complaint against the movie "Sound of Freedom" is apparently some of the girls that were freed in the island raid were supposedly their voluntarily...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2025 03:23 PM (sKqQm)

233
The entire modelling and entertainment industry is built around barely-legal girls. Society has always sexualized girls and made their purity and innocence something sexually attractive. Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

"Young Girl"...
"This Girl Is a Woman Now"...

What's wrong with my songs?

Posted by: Gary Puckett at December 22, 2025 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

234 >>The entire modelling and entertainment industry is built around barely-legal girls. Society has always sexualized girls and made their purity and innocence something sexually attractive. Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too.


It is Biology.

The rest is simply how we as humans deal with it.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:23 PM (W23D2)

235 The entire modelling and entertainment industry is built around barely-legal girls. Society has always sexualized girls and made their purity and innocence something sexually attractive. Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too

Glad we never stooped to that level
Posted by: Kiss at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (HcoTw)
________

"Hey, at least 17 is legal in many states!"

-- Winger

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

236 It’s about seeing who is a disgusting creature.

I didn't need the Epstein Papers to know.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 22, 2025 03:23 PM (a3CJ+)

237 Society has always sexualized girls and made their purity and innocence something sexually attractive. Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too.
------

Finally, somebody understands!

Posted by: Benny Mardones at December 22, 2025 03:23 PM (TN0g+)

238 No, no, no. It's swipe the credit card into the snizz.
Posted by: Cardi B

Should just tap dat ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2025 03:24 PM (L/fGl)

239 My opinion, for what it is worth, is most of the degenerate men were not popular with the girls they went to school with.

-----

No. People with this much wealth and influence can get those chicks anytime they want - even if it's a weird-ass cosplay + artificial insemination scenario like Elon Musk. With that kind of long green, you can have practically any unmarried adult woman.

These guys are doing *because* it's so very criminal.

I always say that if pedophilia was socially acceptable, but gerontophilia was considered an unforgivable crime, people like Bill Clinton would be prowling around nursing homes with a bottle of XTC and a big floppy dildo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2025 03:24 PM (BI5O2)

240 Glad we never stooped to that level
Posted by: Kiss at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (HcoTw)
________

"Hey, at least 17 is legal in many states!"

-- Winger
-------

There's just something about a felony in tight blue jeans...

Posted by: Don Dokken at December 22, 2025 03:24 PM (TN0g+)

241 Denmark Furious
-------

Denmark. Furious.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:25 PM (2fdLC)

242 It must bother BJ a little that nobody cares--a little.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 22, 2025 03:25 PM (8CIFn)

243 Mike Benz had a good 20 minute video tying the entire Epstein story to Iran Contra.

Kinda crazy...but this started with the CIA and really got out of control around Iran Contra.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:25 PM (W23D2)

244 I hesitate to comment until hILLRY o O weighs in.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2025 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

245 236
'Glad we never stooped to that level
Posted by: Kiss at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (HcoTw)

"Hey, at least 17 is legal in many states!"

-- Winger'

"She's just 16 years old. Leave her alone they said"

Posted by: Benny Mardones at December 22, 2025 03:25 PM (fd80v)

246 >>Maybe he's a diversion from all the other names in there.

He's a diversion from what Epstein was really doing.

I'd once again encourage any of you on X to follow Mike Benz if you aren't already and read his stuff and listen to his videos. Epstein was at the center of a lot of the CIAs off the books stuff for years.

There's a reason he was protected and the reason isn't Bill Clinton.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2025 03:26 PM (viF8m)

247 Let's just remember that it can go the other way.

Posted by: Stacy's Mom at December 22, 2025 03:26 PM (Riz8t)

248 Read that Bondi has 13 days remaining before the statue of limitations lapses. Article said they all go Scott Free if she doesn't file.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 22, 2025 03:26 PM (YubK1)

249 Glad we never stooped to that level
Posted by: Kiss at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (HcoTw)
________

"Hey, at least 17 is legal in many states!"

-- Winger
-------

There's just something about a felony in tight blue jeans...
Posted by: Don Dokken at December 22, 2025 03:24 PM (TN0g+)
_______

"Inorite?"

-- Fresh Prince

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

250 Bill probably has a few places to shack up, they have numerous homes

Posted by: Skip at December 22, 2025 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)

251 247 Let's just remember that it can go the other way

Niiiiiccceeee

Posted by: Every dude at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (HcoTw)

252 Who else is shocked that Bubba is still above ground in late 2025?
Posted by: steevy
___________

I'm even more shocked that Biden is still around.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (XvL8K)

253 Let's just remember that it can go the other way.
Posted by: Stacy's Mom at December 22, 2025 03:26 PM (Riz8t)
________

"Inorite?"

-- Stella

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

254 Society has always sexualized girls and made their purity and innocence something sexually attractive. Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too.

Anyone remember JonBenét Patricia Ramsey, the six year old American child beauty queen who was murdered the day after Christmas 1996?

There was a lot of conversation about "prostitots" then

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (a3CJ+)

255 >>Mike Benz had a good 20 minute video tying the entire Epstein story to Iran Contra.

And more.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (viF8m)

256 the parody I liked was "Stacy's Mom Should Put Some Clothes On"

Posted by: gKWVE at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (sDWtc)

257 'Glad we never stooped to that level
Posted by: Kiss at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (HcoTw)

"Hey, at least 17 is legal in many states!"

-- Winger'

"She's just 16 years old. Leave her alone they said"
-----

I was way more interested in na-na-na-nineteen...

Posted by: Paul Hardcastle at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (TN0g+)

258 Bill Richardson has never been happier to be dead, I am sure.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (W23D2)

259 Didn't one of the Bidens, brother or something, have a nearby island to Epstein?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (3uBP9)

260 All together now, Progressives, "and besides, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 22, 2025 03:28 PM (YlWIZ)

261 Nothing makes Bill Clinton look bad more than Hillary.

Monica Lewinsky was a giant leap up and she was plump with baby fat and barely legal.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 22, 2025 03:29 PM (nljXp)

262 I’ve seen more slash than Jack the Ripper.

Posted by: Bill Clintons Wiener at December 22, 2025 03:29 PM (VnVVA)

263 Epstein was at the center of a lot of the CIAs off the books stuff for years.
............................
Not just the CIA. He was a useful tool for a variety of international IC types.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 22, 2025 03:29 PM (sAmhv)

264 >>Didn't one of the Bidens, brother or something, have a nearby island to Epstein?

There was some talk that Jim Biden had some property on a neighboring island.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (viF8m)

265 243
'Mike Benz had a good 20 minute video tying the entire Epstein story to Iran Contra.'

And how does he tie those together?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (fd80v)

266 247 lmao

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (1Nv0l)

267
Glad we never stooped to that level
Posted by: Kiss at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (HcoTw)



*fistbump*

- - - Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Outfield

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

268 You should totally believe a guy who porked a woman young enough to be his daughter in The Oval Office and stuck a cigar in her no-no place.

Posted by: Bill Clintons Wiener at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (VnVVA)

269 >> Epstein was at the center of a lot of the CIAs off the books stuff for years.

When what you're doing is so dirty, so unspeakable, you can't have any possibility of using actual US govt funds to do it. You can compromised financial movers and shakers who you can squeeze for all the truly black money you need.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (w6EFb)

270 Let's just remember that it can go the other way

Niiiiiccceeee
Posted by: Every dude at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (HcoTw)
____

When I was 15 working my first job, one of the bosses was a lady about early 30s. She was as lecherous as Bill Clinton. She was sleeping with all the good-looking guys in the place, some of them also underage like me. She tried to put the moves on me several times. I never did it, not because of morals, but because she was only moderately attractive (great rack, tho!) and I was into hunting trophy game.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

271 Grody old men going through the pictures making sure that they are properly redacted.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (YubK1)

272
Glad we never stooped to that level
Posted by: Kiss at December 22, 2025 03:22 PM (HcoTw)
________

"Hey, at least 17 is legal in many states!"

-- Winger
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

...Soon

Posted by: Neil Diamond at December 22, 2025 03:31 PM (y9nCu)

273 Unprecedented: ex president co-funerals. Probably a Constitutional crisis or something.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 22, 2025 03:31 PM (YlWIZ)

274 >>And how does he tie those together?


CIA Banking via Bear Stearns...he even uses NYT reporting to twist the knife.

You should check it out.

Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2025 03:31 PM (W23D2)

275 261 Nothing makes Bill Clinton look bad more than Hillary.

Monica Lewinsky was a giant leap up and she was plump with baby fat and barely legal

And thicker than prison glass

Posted by: Randall at December 22, 2025 03:32 PM (HcoTw)

276 >>Not just the CIA. He was a useful tool for a variety of international IC types.

Yep. The Safari Club.

I think it's going to come as a shock to a lot of people when they realize a lot of these spy agencies work together regardless of what elected officials say of do. A shadow government.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2025 03:32 PM (viF8m)

277 Regardless of the girls age, Democrats don't seem to care that Bubba was married at the time.

Posted by: wth at December 22, 2025 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

278 Men are hardwired to see younger women and think "She's still got most of her eggs" and react accordingly.

Ages of consent and majority are how we've evolved our system to deal with it. The line has to be drawn somewhere, and we've pretty much settled where we draw it. Making excuses around it is a pretty gross topic.

Like I said before, teenagers fooling around and making poor decisions with each other about what they're doing with their no-no bits is one thing, young women who, let's face it, aren't exactly known for making informed, rational decisions being sex-trafficked by adults who know damn well what they're doing is an entirely different thing.

Posted by: ballistic at December 22, 2025 03:32 PM (5aZAZ)

279 The entire modelling and entertainment industry is built around barely-legal girls. Society has always sexualized girls and made their purity and innocence something sexually attractive. Hell, up until a few decades ago, there were dozens of songs by grown men about romancing 16-year-old girls -- many of them were big hits, too.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at December 22, 2025 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

We watched the movie, Snow Day, last night, a Christmas movie directed at kids, to which we relented.

My God, is there really a need to show a purported high school girl in a swimsuit with erect nips?

They mercifully cropped out low angle potential swimsuit cameltoe. But Jebus? Why would I want my kids to watch anything put in the last two decades sight unseen?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 22, 2025 03:32 PM (dK+Kv)

280 It all depends on what the definition of 18 is.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 22, 2025 03:32 PM (1Nv0l)

281 >>> - - - Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, The Outfield
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)


Which Outfield song? I only know the one album that has the "josie's on a vacation far away...".

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2025 03:33 PM (3uBP9)

282 Trump made him.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 22, 2025 03:33 PM (kT/XV)

283 You expect us to question Mr. Greatthings? A man who did nothing but GREAT THINGS the entirety of his time in office???

Posted by: U.S. Media at December 22, 2025 03:33 PM (rQwsY)

284 > Nothing makes Bill Clinton look bad more than Hillary.
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The word "evil" gets thrown around here a lot. IMO it's overused. Like "racist." But... in Hillary's case I'll make an exception. There's no way that thing is remotely human.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 22, 2025 03:33 PM (NwnyJ)

285 There are some days that ya just get sick of it all and easily breathe out the feeling: fuck liberals. mightily. A pox be upon them, upon their houses and upon theirs who "curate" them and defend them.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & lunatic pundits at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (5FaDg)

286
Which Outfield song? I only know the one album that has the "josie's on a vacation far away...".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2025 03:33 PM (3uBP9)



"You know I like my girls a little bit older, but I just wanna use your love tonight."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Again, people who were on a death mission to destroy Trump had control of everything related to Epstein for over a decade, if there was even a centile of incriminating information, it would have been released long ago.

As has been noted, Trumps only vice is banging hot adult women who he then marries.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (XV/Pl)

288
The beauty pageants for young girls is disgusting.

The parents, usually the mothers, are sexualizng their young daughters.

It is disgusting.

How many young boy beauty pageants do we see.

Leave the children alone. You are using them to fulfill some sick desire of your own.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (3ek7K)

289 Anyone remember the Bank of Commerce and Credit, BCCI? The most corrupt "bank" in the world. Home to drug cartels, gun runners other assorted criminals and not a few politicians.

Epstein was involved with that too.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (viF8m)

290 They killed Epstein, Clinton is so old he's virtually useless.

Christopher Wray, the 51 who signed the Russia document - There are more important fish that need frying, now.

But no. Bill Clinton has become the shiny thing to distract from active agents against the Republic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (YubK1)

291 Bill Clinton, the guy who left Task Force Ranger in Somalia with no armor or air support because of “appearances” and got all those men killed in The Battle of Mogadishu.

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy, Bill. Maybe your dick will fall off into Hillary’s drink next.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (Py+sj)

292 Yeah, Arianna was an obvious grifter.

Hmmm. More obvious perhaps that Tucker. I am still nkt completely sold on Tucker being a grifter yet. I think he has gone the 'mind so open it falls out of the skull' route.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (7yt4l)

293 264 >>Didn't one of the Bidens, brother or something, have a nearby island to Epstein?

There was some talk that Jim Biden had some property on a neighboring island.
Posted by: JackStraw


There's a whole string of islands in the Caribbean -- locals call it the Pervert Archipelago. Epstein's island is just one of them. They are, in order:

Pedophile Island
Butt-Sex Island
Foot-Fetish Island
Ilsa's Nazi Dungeon Island
Smegma Island
Futanari Island
Chubby Chaser Island
GILF Island

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (oraVG)

294 Nood Cuba

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (cuae1)

295 27 I’m surprised Clinton and all the rest were dumb enough to pose for photos with young girls like that. That’s not some hidden camera or anything.
It’s someone going hey Bill let’s get a shot with you and this 16 year old girl you’re gonna rape in an hour.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 22, 2025 02:40 PM (UJWr0)
______________________________

Yeah, what's up with that? Three people in a pool. One of them, married. Two others women to whom he is not married. And, he's perfectly OK with some other person showing up and taking pictures?

I have a theory as to why this was acceptable to all parties, but it's a little bit of a conspiracy theory that goes back to Epstein's first arrest in 2008. And, everyone knows that none of our conspiracy theories comes true.

BTW, along those lines. Some Congressman with marbles should put Rene Alexander Acosta on the "under oath" hotseat, and you'll find out what Epstein was really doing, and how the process operated.

Posted by: Orson at December 22, 2025 03:35 PM (dIske)

296 Sure you can read the statute, but I bet a Morgan silver dollar that it omits mention of video, adultery or FCC violation material. Just a wild, salacious guess.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 22, 2025 03:35 PM (YlWIZ)

297 Remember, liberal women volunteered to "don the presidential kneepads" and blow billy themselves...

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 22, 2025 03:35 PM (1Nv0l)

298 276 >>Not just the CIA. He was a useful tool for a variety of international IC types.

Yep. The Safari Club.

I think it's going to come as a shock to a lot of people when they realize a lot of these spy agencies work together regardless of what elected officials say of do. A shadow government.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2025 03:32 PM (viF8m)

The same government that is so incompetent that its functionaries cannot find their way out of a phone booth are at the exact same time the most hyper competent clandestine organization on earth with the uncanny ability to keep secrets.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 22, 2025 03:36 PM (rQwsY)

299 It doesn't matter. It's all legalistic horse shit. I'm sure Clinton has fucked kids. It seems pretty darn obvious by now.

People will try to rationalize it, but everybody knows.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2025 03:36 PM (BI5O2)

300 A big difference is that Clinton stopped all conte ct with Epstein after he was convicted.
Trump remained good friends with Epstein gorcst least 2 years after he was convicted
Dems would never have elected him if he was a pedo friend of Epstein
GOP elected him AFTER. Trump was known to have been his child sex enablers for DECADES

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 22, 2025 03:37 PM (pJizs)

301 There was another one -- Amputee Island -- but it mercifully sank beneath the waves after a volcanic eruption.

Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2025 03:37 PM (oraVG)

302 I've always leaned in the opposite direction. Older women. Even in high school.

Example: It wasn't the cheerleaders, it was the coach of the cheerleaders. Must've been about mid-30s. Yowza.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 22, 2025 03:37 PM (Y1sOo)

303 >>> "You know I like my girls a little bit older, but I just wanna use your love tonight."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)


Ah,... ya know I actually never listened to the song lyrics. So his actual girlfriend is on vacay, so there's this young thing and he wants to use her love. Yeah it's pretty f'ed up.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 22, 2025 03:37 PM (3uBP9)

304 I was way more interested in na-na-na-nineteen...
Posted by: Paul Hardcastle at December 22, 2025 03:27 PM (TN0g+)

That song was a hit (gulp) 40 years ago.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 22, 2025 03:37 PM (rQwsY)

305 They need to destroy Trump's legacy. That's most of what this is about.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:39 PM (2fdLC)

306
Example: It wasn't the cheerleaders, it was the coach of the cheerleaders. Must've been about mid-30s. Yowza.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 22, 2025 03:37 PM (Y1sOo)

The English teacher I had a huge thing for in summer school was actually not an English teacher at all, but rather a business teacher and dance teacher. I believe the cheerleaders fell under her direction.

28. So bloody hot.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 22, 2025 03:39 PM (rQwsY)

307 Men are hardwired to see younger women and think "She's still got most of her eggs" and react accordingly.

Ages of consent and majority are how we've evolved our system to deal with it. The line has to be drawn somewhere, and we've pretty much settled where we draw it.


9 yrs old.
Posted by: Mohammed

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2025 03:39 PM (dAOkg)

308 . I think he has gone the 'mind so open it falls out of the skull' route.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (7yt4l)

I can save you some time. Genuinely. No.

Posted by: ... at December 22, 2025 03:41 PM (2fdLC)

309 289 Anyone remember the Bank of Commerce and Credit, BCCI? The most corrupt "bank" in the world. Home to drug cartels, gun runners other assorted criminals and not a few politicians.

Epstein was involved with that too.
Posted by: JackStraw
---------

Was that Bush the elder's bank for the CIA?\\

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 22, 2025 03:41 PM (YubK1)

310 Never forget, Trump blew the lid off the whole Clinton-Epstein connection. Trump told the media and the FBI back before he decided to run for president "you gotta look into this Epstein guy"

Then he dumped the democrats as a big donor and ran against Hillary as a Republican.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 22, 2025 03:49 PM (PWcY+)

311 Right? I am sitting here staring at my 14 year old in a doctor’s office about to get stitches because she cut her finger on Saran Wrap. She is just a kid.
Posted by: Piper

Super Glue Gel, let it dry, wrap the finger and put her back to work.

Posted by: Self-Starter at December 22, 2025 03:50 PM (oftw2)

312 There probably isn't hardly a trace of Obama at Pedo-Island in the Epstein Dossier. Too young and vulnerable for his appetite.

Barry seems to be more of a Chicago bathhouse boy, where the big, strong bears, like Big Mike, tossed him around, with a technical proficiency and a seasoned familiarity.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 22, 2025 03:50 PM (nljXp)

313 The girl in his lap looks 14yrs to possibly 16yrs. Not a day older.

Bill was having the time of his life without that hag he married.

I read a story about him from way back in Arkansas. It was said by a friend that people were shocked when he came home one weekend with Hag Hillary. She had BO, dirty hair and was snarling and not friendly. Doesn't sound as if she's changed much.

Put some ice on it, Bill.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 22, 2025 03:57 PM (WONhk)

314 But no. Bill Clinton has become the shiny thing to distract from active agents against the Republic.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 22, 2025 03:34 PM (YubK1)

This. Bill has hit his expiration date as a useful political animal. Now his value is as a piñata.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 22, 2025 03:58 PM (MZ+PY)

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