Antifa-Style Pro-Palestinian Terrorist Group Arrested, Stopped from Planned New Years Even Attacks in LA

Attorney General Pamela Bondi
@AGPamBondi
After an intense investigation, the Department of Justice, working with our @FBI
, prevented what would have been a massive and horrific terror plot in the Central District of California (Orange County and Los Angeles).
The Turtle Island Liberation Front--a far-left, pro-Palestine, anti-government, and anti-capitalist group--was preparing to conduct a series of bombings against multiple targets in California beginning on New Year's Eve. The group also planned to target ICE agents and vehicles.
This was an incredible effort by our U.S. Attorneys' Offices and the @FBI
to ensure Americans can live in peace. We will continue to pursue these terror groups and bring them to justice.

Gunther Eagleman
@GuntherEagleman
🚨 BREAKING: FBI just held a press conference announcing they FOILED a massive New Year's Eve terror bombing plot in Southern California by far-left radicals!
The four arrested "Turtle Island Liberation Front" (TILF) members -- all from the LA area:
- Audrey Caroll, 30 (leader who organized the even more extreme "Order of the Black Lotus" faction)
- Zachary Aaron Page, 32
- Donte Gaffield, 24
- Tina Le, 41
They were caught red-handed in the Mojave Desert last Friday unloading bomb-making materials to assemble and test IEDs.
Plot details from the complaint:
- Planned to bomb 5+ locations in LA/Orange County on NYE
- Explicitly called it a "terrorist act"
- Follow-up attacks targeting ICE agents/vehicles with pipe bombs to "take some of them out and scare the rest"
- Found "Death to America," "Long live Turtle Island and Palestine," and "Death to ICE" posters in their homes
The media will probably bury this because it's not the "narrative" they want... but THIS is domestic FAR LEFT terrorism.

The NY Post:

FBI stops planned New Year's Eve Los Angeles bombing by 'anti-capitalist,' anti-ICE terror cell

WASHINGTON -- The FBI arrested five members of an "anti-capitalist, anti-government" extremist group on Friday and charged them with an alleged plot to carry out coordinated bombings in and around Los Angeles on New Year's Eve, according to officials and a criminal complaint.
The "credible, imminent terrorist threat" to five unidentified companies' logistics centers in Southern California came from radical members of an offshoot of the left-wing Turtle Island Liberation Front (TILF), FBI Director Kash Patel and other law enforcement officials revealed Monday.
The splinter group called themselves the Order of the Black Lotus and passed along an "eight-page, handwritten document titled 'OPERATION MIDNIGHT SUN'" that laid out the bombing plot to a confidential FBI source, according to a criminal complaint filed Saturday in Los Angeles federal court.
Four of the suspects were collared in Lucerne Valley in the Mojave Desert, where they were captured on video attempting to test improvised explosive devices (IEDs), Los Angeles first assistant US Attorney Bill Essayli told reporters at a news conference.
The arrests were first reported by Fox News.
The quartet -- Audrey Ilene Carroll, 30; Zachary Aaron Page, 32; Dante Gaffield, 24; and Tina Lai, 41 -- have been charged with conspiracy and possession of an unregistered destructive device. A fifth unidentified suspect was arrested in New Orleans while planning a separate attack.
Carroll and Page led the group and convened a private Signal chat where they used codenames, with Carroll identified as "Asiginaak," Page identified as "Ash Kerrigan" or "cthulu's daughter," Gaffield as "Nomad" and Lai as "Kickwhere."
The group had begun assembling the "complex pipe bombs" with "homemade gunpowder" in the desert when FBI agents arrested them on Dec. 12.
"Carroll's bomb plot was explicit," Essayli said. "It included step-by step instructions to build IEDs, or improvised explosive devices, and listed multiple targets across Orange County and Los Angeles. Carroll also made clear her desires. She said, 'What we are doing will be considered a terrorist act.'"
The sophisticated criminal scheme involved each participant wearing so-called "BlacBloc" clothing, using burner phones, wearing gloves, concealing their hair, paying for black powder pipe bomb materials in cash and even "placing a small pebble in a shoe to alter natural gait to obfuscate their identification," the complaint stated.

The “Turtle Island Liberation Front” is an antifa-style far-left domestic terror group. Their social media propaganda repeatedly calls for violence. pic.twitter.com/66i0c9xmpa
— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) December 15, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: FBI just held a press conference announcing they FOILED a massive New Year's Eve terror bombing plot in Southern California by far-left radicals!

The four arrested "Turtle Island Liberation Front" (TILF) members — all from the LA area:

- Audrey Caroll, 30 (leader… pic.twitter.com/Ps0i40BGNO
— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) December 15, 2025

Posted by: Ace at 04:06 PM

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1
Hello

Posted by: four seasons at December 15, 2025 04:05 PM (3ek7K)

2 That's 1

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025 04:05 PM (Ia/+0)

3 There are more out there

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025 04:06 PM (Ia/+0)

4 top ten

Posted by: Shaftoe at December 15, 2025 04:06 PM (Rvxb7)

5

As has been said many times here, head on a swivel and be armed if you can.

Posted by: four seasons at December 15, 2025 04:07 PM (3ek7K)

6 What the heck is Turtle Island? That isa real place?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2025 04:07 PM (8Xy/A)

7 Turtle Island? No, thats not gay.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2025 04:08 PM (snZF9)

8 "Turtle Island Liberation Front"

Pffft. Fucking amateurs.

Posted by: the Penguins at December 15, 2025 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

9 They should stick to what's going to happen in this country, before worrying about California.

Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2025 04:09 PM (krQz2)

10 Welcome to Turtle Island.

Posted by: TatTwo at December 15, 2025 04:09 PM (vFG9F)

11 All I can think of with the name"TurtleIsland "is NinjaTurtles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2025 04:09 PM (8Xy/A)

12
Andrew Weisman perp walk. Video at 9.

not

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 15, 2025 04:10 PM (uGpeQ)

13 Damn Groypers at it again.

Posted by: A Pepe the frog sticker was found at one suspect's home at December 15, 2025 04:10 PM (TbWk/)

14 TILF - Tranny version of MILF?

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 15, 2025 04:10 PM (0bjKf)

15 Skip (@ 3 ) is exactly right. This is the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 15, 2025 04:10 PM (Cjt/F)

16 No connection or relation.

Posted by: Yertle at December 15, 2025 04:11 PM (wVcYX)

17 I read somewhere earlier that Turtle Island is what some Indian tribe calls North America.

Or something like that.

Posted by: one hour sober at December 15, 2025 04:11 PM (Y1sOo)

18 Turtle Island is a reference from some North American Indian tribes. They called Earth the Great Turtle.
Antifa aholes are committing cultural appropriation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:11 PM (D+mpw)

19 What's that font on their website? 90's Video Game?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:11 PM (vFG9F)

20 Why do I get the impression that this bunch are rich, entitled, momma and dada pay for everything assholes who have never had to work a day in their video game lives.

Posted by: Nick Reiner at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (FGMmt)

21 "Order of the Black Lotus"
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Well, if it is a 7, I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (XeU6L)

22 What is the significance of turtles? Why turtle island?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (c+QVv)

23 Is this real? I mean, it seems ... off.

If you look at the pics linked in the stories, this group is Clown Cringe. The pics and graphics are so cheap and cringey that it doesn't even look like they rise to the level of drunk half-assed LARPing.

I dunno. I'd like to think the new FBI is out there doing its job stopping leftwing criminals. But I've been burned by these cocksuckers before.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (iFTx/)

24
It was just Manson Family cosplay, h8rs!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (xG4kz)

25 What the heck is Turtle Island? That isa real place?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Turtle Island is the UN HQ.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (kfTpm)

26 18 I read somewhere earlier that Turtle Island is what some Indian tribe calls North America.

Or something like that.
Posted by: one hour sober at December 15, 2025 04:11 PM (Y1sOo)

But why?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 15, 2025 04:13 PM (c+QVv)

27 TILF - Tranny version of MILF?
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

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They had no desire to use an island name that starts with "M", probably for that reason.

Mackinac, you were saved the embarrassment.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (sfpgX)

28 23 What is the significance of turtles? Why turtle island?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (c+QVv)

It's being oppressed by Shredder and the Foot Clan and must be liberated. From oppression.

Posted by: Turtle islands all the way down at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (TbWk/)

29 Lies.
All lies.
Because Antifa is just an idea.
And what's wrong with anti-fascism anyway?

LOL, anyway:
I don't think these tards realize that the feds are inside their comms yet, do they?
Even when the feds basically said, in the DFW indictments, "we're inside their comms and are listening to everything they say."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (HXT0k)

30 Too bad they didn't blow themselves up with an IED before they were arrested.

Was Bill Ayers or Weather Underground involved ?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (vbXSk)

31 @26 Turtle Bay

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (D+mpw)

32 If you look at the pics linked in the stories, this group is Clown Cringe. The pics and graphics are so cheap and cringey that it doesn't even look like they rise to the level of drunk half-assed LARPing.

I mean, a lot of real lefty violence has come from groups with cringe-over-9000 stuff. And that's probably more true now that they lack USAID money to hire good designers.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (oyazo)

33 The more attacks in Europe on the holidays means less festivals the next year.
That's what will happen here, we are just behind 10 years or so.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (Ia/+0)

34 Committee for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers >>>> Turtle Island Liberation Front

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2025 04:15 PM (oyazo)

35 What is the significance of turtles? Why turtle island?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (c+QVv)
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Turtle Island is (supposedly) what some (supposed) native american groups call America. Some of the radical left has used it because, you know, we stole it and all that ....

No, none of this makes much sense. See my comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 15, 2025 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

36 Pro-Palestinian Terrorist Group Arrested, Stopped from Planned New Year's Eve Attacks in LA

I'm sorry, but have we no more freedom of religion? The terrorists have won if we stop the terrorists!

Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2025 04:15 PM (Otznn)

37 The Earth is being carried around on a giant turtle's back.
I thought everybody knew that.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (vFG9F)

38 Nothing to see here!

//Tater Stetler

Posted by: sven at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (MUJd1)

39 - Audrey Caroll, 30 (leader who organized the even more extreme "Order of the Black Lotus" faction)
- Zachary Aaron Page, 32
- Donte Gaffield, 24
- Tina Le, 41

"Turtle Island Liberation Front", "Order of the Black Lotus" Obviously they're retards. How the f**k did they come up with those names?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (0Htd1)

40 Sadly I do think a wave of attacks are planned worldwide for the Christmas- New Year season

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (YwEeS)

41 It's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: Stephen King at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (wVcYX)

42 Is Mitch McConnell a member?

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

43 IEDs. They had the right idea.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (Wg6v7)

44 They sound like future DAs and mayors to me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho - RESIGN ALBO! their blood is on your hands at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (A0sqA)

45 Turtle Island Liberation Front

Order of the Black Lotus

These sound like villainous organizations from comic books.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (pbDcz)

46

Our small town usually has a great Christmas parade.
This year there were only 4 entries.

It makes me wonder if people are scared of what may happen.

Posted by: four seasons at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (3ek7K)

47 Comment of the day, and maybe the whole week:

Well. Hell.
I've been booted from the choir. Apparently singing "Do You Hear What I Hear" is NOT the song to sing at the local psych hospital.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2025

[ Applause ]

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (wzUl9)

48 Turtle Bay
Posted by: Smell the Glove

DOH! I stand corrected.
THANKS

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (kfTpm)

49 What's that number from the 1970's?

Something like 1,500 bombings by radical leftists?

And, you won't find but maybe a single line in any history book.

And never mentioned on any news report about political violence in the US.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (HXT0k)

50 The FBI apprehended them by rolling them on their backs.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

51 38 The Earth is being carried around on a giant turtle's back.
I thought everybody knew that.
----------------
I thought it was a happy Cherub what pees.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (Wg6v7)

52 Bomb, bomb, Bomb I ran!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (nljXp)

53 @49 if they got rid of the UN, Turtle Bay would be prime real estate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (D+mpw)

54 38 The Earth is being carried around on a giant turtle's back.
I thought everybody knew that.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM (vFG9F)

But what's the turtle on?

Posted by: a.moron at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (X5Jzz)

55 If you look at the pics linked in the stories, this group is Clown Cringe. The pics and graphics are so cheap and cringey that it doesn't even look like they rise to the level of drunk half-assed LARPing.

I mean, a lot of real lefty violence has come from groups with cringe-over-9000 stuff. And that's probably more true now that they lack USAID money to hire good designers.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (oyazo)
___

Maybe, but these guys are like in Antifa underoos, like it's a shitty halloween party. Could be real. I dunno. I don't trust the FBI any more.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

56 And I still have no faith in the Eff Bee Eye, it very possibly was a organization they gave funds to to do a attack

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (Ia/+0)

57 "Turtle Island Liberation Front", "Order of the Black Lotus" Obviously they're retards. How the f**k did they come up with those names?

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Perhaps they're stealing fictitious names of organizations from episodes of The Wild Wild West?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (sfpgX)

58 What the heck is Turtle Island? That isa real place?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2025

***
It's near Perth, Australia. According to a commenter here, that's not a real place either!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (wzUl9)

59 I haven't seen any pictures yet. Shall we have a pool on how many visible piercings they have between them?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (vFG9F)

60 We had nothing to do with this dastardly plot! But we’re available for an expensive dinner and have a babysitter lined up!

Posted by: Makinac Island Liberation Front at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (wGerL)

61 They sound like future DAs and mayors to me.

And judges.

Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (Otznn)

62
No, none of this makes much sense. See my comment above.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 15, 2025 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

It sure doesn't and I looked at the pictures on the NY Post link and boy the one wearing the keffiyeh has total crazy eyes, like really crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (c+QVv)

63
The group had begun assembling the "complex pipe bombs" with "homemade gunpowder"

Use match heads.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (pkeXY)

64 What the heck is Turtle Island? That isa real place?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Turtle Island is the UN HQ.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 15, 2025 04:12 PM (kfTpm)
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Forgive me for sh*tting on your joke but that's Turtle Bay

Posted by: San Franpsycho - RESIGN ALBO! their blood is on your hands at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (A0sqA)

65 "Antifa-Style Pro-Palestinian Terrorist Group Arrested, Stopped from Planned New Years Even Attacks in LA"

Are the part of the vast white supremacist network that is the greatest threat to this country?

Posted by: Ripley at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (GUOwU)

66 Don't think I wanna take the subway again.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (Kt19C)

67 First question: Who's bankrolling these terrorists?

Second question: Why aren't those people swinging from a gallows?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (ESVrU)

68 "But what's the turtle on?

Posted by: a.moron"

Another turtle. Do I have to explain everything?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (vFG9F)

69 Wiki sez: "Turtle Island is a name for Earth or North America, used by some American Indigenous peoples, as well as by some Indigenous rights activists. The name is based on oral history common to indigenous peoples of the Northeastern Woodlands of North America."

Still doesn't mean much to me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (wzUl9)

70 Any chance they will blow up Mayor Bass?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (Wg6v7)

71 The spokesman in that news clip looks so young to me. I know its because I am actually getting old but dang. At least there was an older guy off to the side.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (Y0vVR)

72 It's near Perth, Australia. According to a commenter here, that's not a real place either!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (wzUl9)

Sounds like you are taking that comment perthonally.

Posted by: guy who comments with a lisp at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (pbDcz)

73 Our small town usually has a great Christmas parade.
This year there were only 4 entries.

It makes me wonder if people are scared of what may happen.

Posted by: four seasons at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (3ek7K)

Darrell Brooks ain't ever never drawing a breath of free air again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (wVcYX)

74 Are we talking Boxer or Snapper turtles here?

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (Wg6v7)

75 69 "But what's the turtle on?

Posted by: a.moron"

Another turtle. Do I have to explain everything?

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (vFG9F)

Yes, please. What's the second turtle on?

Posted by: a.moron at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (X5Jzz)

76 The “Turtle Island Liberation Front” is an antifa-style far-left domestic terror group. Their social media propaganda repeatedly calls for violence.

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But you repeat yourself thrice, Andy.

Do the Democrat-Communist Party next ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (bCUCi)

77
What the heck is Turtle Island? That isa real place?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's down the road from Terrapin Station.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (pkeXY)

78 38 The Earth is being carried around on a giant turtle's back.
I thought everybody knew that.
Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:16 PM

What??? Is this some Indian lore?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (c+QVv)

79 All I can think of with the name"TurtleIsland "is NinjaTurtles.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

One of my grandsons has a pet turtle. He named him "Michaelangelo".

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

80 "A fifth unidentified suspect was arrested in New Orleans while planning a separate attack."

***
No, he was just here shopping in the French Quarter. Nothing to see here, just move along --

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (wzUl9)

81 >46 Turtle Island Liberation Front

Order of the Black Lotus

These sound like villainous organizations from comic books.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (pbDcz)

Turtle Island Liberation Front > The People's Front of Judea

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (GTqXr)

82 Islam is fundamentally incompatible with Western Civilization. Until we accept - and deal with this fact - it's conquest will continue. Suicidal empathy is accomplishing what the Ottoman Empire couldn't in a thousand years of expansion and conquest. Hell, all they had to do was get a bunch of weepy AWFL's to feel sorry for them.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (Bkn5k)

83 what's the turtle on?

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (Kt19C)

84 72 The spokesman in that news clip looks so young to me. I know its because I am actually getting old but dang. At least there was an older guy off to the side.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (Y0vVR)

I feel the same thing when I look at TJM's latest video.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (c+QVv)

85 "Yes, please. What's the second turtle on?

Posted by: a.moron"

Dude. It's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (vFG9F)

86 Australia doesn't exist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (Oasjp)

87 Kash Patel always looks like he's just barely holding his shit together

Posted by: NCKate at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (uQzkA)

88 The group had begun assembling the "complex pipe bombs" with "homemade gunpowder"

Use match heads.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2025 04:19 PM (pkeXY)

Cap gun red paper cap rolls.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 15, 2025 04:22 PM (wVcYX)

89 74 It's near Perth, Australia. According to a commenter here, that's not a real place either!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (wzUl9)

Sounds like you are taking that comment perthonally.
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I've been to Perth. They make Swann Lager Beer and talk funny. A shit ton of Opal miners, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2025 04:22 PM (Wg6v7)

90 Its, not it's.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:22 PM (Bkn5k)

91 But, but, ORANGE MAN BAD said something mean about Rob Reiner! We have to devote 28 minutes to that and don't have time to cover this story!

Posted by: MSM tonight at December 15, 2025 04:22 PM (a/dOO)

92 All seriousness aside, this is the sort of work the FBI *should* be doing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:22 PM (wzUl9)

93 46 Turtle Island Liberation Front

Order of the Black Lotus

These sound like villainous organizations from comic books.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2025 04:17 PM (pbDcz)
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I dunno about comic books, but Black Lotus is one of the most famous (and powerful) cards from Magic: The Gathering collectible card game.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 15, 2025 04:23 PM (ESVrU)

94 88 "Yes, please. What's the second turtle on?

Posted by: a.moron"

Dude. It's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (vFG9F)

Ah, thanks. Makes sense now.

Posted by: a.moron at December 15, 2025 04:23 PM (X5Jzz)

95 We called him tortoise because he taught us.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 15, 2025 04:23 PM (Kt19C)

96 "They had slogans like ' Death to America! ' "

I thought America was the good guys fighting fascists Axis powers tho?

Posted by: Rex B at December 15, 2025 04:23 PM (OGnHy)

97 Turtle Island Liberation Front > The People's Front of Judea
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (GTqXr)
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Splitters!
-Judean People's Front

Posted by: San Franpsycho - RESIGN ALBO! their blood is on your hands at December 15, 2025 04:23 PM (A0sqA)

98 One of my grandsons has a pet turtle. He named him "Michaelangelo".
Posted by: wth at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

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Heh. I guess TMNT is a thing again.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2025 04:23 PM (DRSnL)

99 "Its, not it's."

Its to.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:23 PM (vFG9F)

100 Do they let the abos build casinos?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (Oasjp)

101 If Turtle Island really did exist, by all rights it should be in the Galapagos Islands!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (wzUl9)

102 21 Why do I get the impression that this bunch are rich, entitled, momma and dada pay for everything assholes who have never had to work a day in their video game lives.
Posted by: Nick Reiner

That's a perfect description of my college roommate's hippy friends. They actually complained if daddy's monthly check was late. By the way, like your nickname.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (0Htd1)

103 Turtle Island Liberation Front > The People's Front of Judea
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (GTqXr)

Pikers

Posted by: Judean People's Front at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (a/dOO)

104 "What the heck is Turtle Island? That is a real place?"

It was a pirate hangout (Tortuga), now a tourist destination.

Posted by: Ripley at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (GUOwU)

105 Feed the TILF to alligator snappers . Appropriate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (D+mpw)

106 Are we talking Boxer or Snapper turtles here?
Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2025 04:20 PM (Wg6v7)

Mmm, once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek
Man, them snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming 'cross that thing
With both hands holding my ding-a-ling-a-ling!

Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berry at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (wVcYX)

107 So we’re back to the 70s and screwed up leftover hippies in leftist bastions creating communist liberation fronts left and right with silly names and acronyms.

Take heart, if the pattern holds the 30s will be as good as the 80s.

This group sounds like another gender-confused cult of fuck-ups.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (6ydKt)

108 Its too, not "its to". Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (Bkn5k)

109 If Turtle Island really did exist, by all rights it should be in the Galapagos Islands!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:24 PM (wzUl9)
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*shifty look*

Posted by: Iguana Liberation Front at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM (yNJrI)

110 57 And I still have no faith in the Eff Bee Eye, it very possibly was a organization they gave funds to to do a attack
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (Ia/+0)

USAID money.

Posted by: Taxpayer-funded domestic terrorists at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM (TbWk/)

111 I got a new highball glass.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM (Oasjp)

112 Kash Patel always looks like he's just barely holding his shit together
Posted by: NCKate at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (uQzkA)
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lol I must have thought this to myself 100 times

He is coiled tight isn't he?

Posted by: San Franpsycho - RESIGN ALBO! their blood is on your hands at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM (A0sqA)

113 I'll learn all about turtle island tonight on Ken burn's episode 4 of the American revolution

Posted by: NCKate at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM (uQzkA)

114 >>>Turtle Island Liberation Front

Are they as tough as the Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Posted by: No Name Today at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM (8mulE)

115 The most important aspect of this case is to caution against any anti-antifa backlash.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM (en2c3)

116 He is coiled tight isn't he?
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Cobra.

Posted by: Pudinhead at December 15, 2025 04:26 PM (Wg6v7)

117 If I knowed it was a grammer test I woulda studied.

Posted by: fd at December 15, 2025 04:26 PM (vFG9F)

118 But trump said pussy.
- msm

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 15, 2025 04:26 PM (udlma)

119 The most important aspect of this case is to caution against any anti-antifa backlash.
Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM (en2c3)
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How about frontlash?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (yNJrI)

120 Australia doesn't exist.
Posted by: Boss Moss
.......

Certainly not anymore after putting beetroots on hamburgers and all that Vegemite.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

121 The sophisticated criminal scheme involved each participant wearing so-called "BlacBloc" clothing, using burner phones, wearing gloves, concealing their hair, paying for black powder pipe bomb materials in cash and even "placing a small pebble in a shoe to alter natural gait to obfuscate their identification," the complaint stated.

***
Sounds like it wasn't *quite* sophisticated enough.

A pebble in your shoe -- wouldn't that raise a flag? Four people all limping at once?

And what is "BlacBloc" clothing?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (wzUl9)

122 Apparently a levee failed on the west side. Son just called and said he had to evacuate from his office.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (DRSnL)

123

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (Bkn5k)

124
"complex pipe bombs."

I thought the whole point of pipe bombs was their crude simplicity.

Maybe the bomb-making instructions had complex steps such as brushing and greasing the threads before putting on the caps, or drilling the fuse-hole before putting in the powder, not after.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (azNOR)

125 Anti-ICE, anti-capitalist attack in NYC?
Wasn't the vote in November protesty enough?
Geez, you just can't satisfy some people.

Posted by: Veeshir at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (DxsyU)

126 I'm starting an offshoot. The Post Turtle Liberation Front.

Posted by: Reforger at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (VF6cf)

127 You guys know this is all a lie and the real terrorists are Mossad and France right?
- Candy Cane Owens

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 15, 2025 04:28 PM (udlma)

128 Hukt awn fonix wurkt fur mee!

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 15, 2025 04:28 PM (a/dOO)

129 These clowns couldn't carry Patty's jockstrap.

Posted by: Symbionese Liberation Army at December 15, 2025 04:28 PM (FGMmt)

130
lolololol

You hear what They (the goblins) call "housewives" now?

Besides that dumb "stay-at-home mom" label. Who came up with that? Some faggot, probably.

Now it's, get this, "non-compensated working parent."

FUCK YOU.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 15, 2025 04:28 PM (/KwID)

131 I was surprised how much attention is paid to abo culture in Australia. The flag always appears with Australia's flag and abo place names are posted conspicuously.

Posted by: San Franpsycho - RESIGN ALBO! their blood is on your hands at December 15, 2025 04:28 PM (A0sqA)

132 Do they let the abos build casinos?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 15, 2025

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Yes, but the abos are always going on walkabout, so the casinos are always closed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:28 PM (wzUl9)

133 *Sighs*

Posted by: Great A'Tuin at December 15, 2025 04:29 PM (04X1W)

134 "Turtle Island Liberation Front."

Pffffftttt...

Liberation Front of Turtle Island!

Posted by: Monty Python at December 15, 2025 04:29 PM (Zt+0/)

135 Phonix is your phrend.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:29 PM (Bkn5k)

136 "Turtle Island Liberation Front??

Is it anyway near Dr. No's Island?

Posted by: dantesed at December 15, 2025 04:29 PM (Oy/m2)

137 MILF>>>>>>>>G-MILF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TILF

Posted by: Wally at December 15, 2025 04:29 PM (/E3DU)

138 MILFS before TILF.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2025 04:29 PM (nZ3Rs)

139 The Post Turtle Liberation Front.

Posted by: Reforger at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (VF6cf)

Does each meeting begin with members asking "How'd we get here?"

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 15, 2025 04:30 PM (a/dOO)

140 This is from the same team that tried to charge a guy who threw a sandwich at an ICE officer with felony assault with a deadly weapon. This will probably last about 72 hours before all the stories hit about how they’re all full of shit.

Now that CBS is owned and operated by Trump allies, nothing it reports should be taken as true. Update: Here's the story from the AP. It's not a "left wing" organization, it's a pro-Palestinian group.

Bondi finally catches a "far-left" terror cell with under 900 IG followers and a name that sounds like a stoner co-op. Meanwhile, actual domestic terror stats still point rightward, but hey, gotta justify that antifa boogeyman budget somehow. Peak selective outrage. Smh

Sounds more like they foiled the plot of high school aged larpers based on the details so far.

How are they "far left"? Being anti-fascist doesn't make you "left", far or otherwise. Any old school conservative would have been anti-fascist. Neither does being pro Palestinian. The actual far right is embarassed that the greatest threats of violence come from their own side of the spectrum and are desperate to pin something, anything, on "the left".

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 15, 2025 04:30 PM (JCZqz)

141 Apparently a levee failed on the west side. Son just called and said he had to evacuate from his office.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (DRSnL)
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Is he driving a Chevy?
/had to ask

Posted by: San Franpsycho - RESIGN ALBO! their blood is on your hands at December 15, 2025 04:30 PM (A0sqA)

142 Seems like there's a "far left" epidemic of violence brewing.

Who'd have thunk it?

Bets on our judicial system doing what they always seem to do and turn these idiots loose?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 15, 2025 04:30 PM (NwnyJ)

143 And what is "BlacBloc" clothing?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:27 PM (wzUl9)

It’s a tactic by anarchist groups for every member to dress in all black clothing and masks/gas masks to make it harder to identify individuals.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 15, 2025 04:30 PM (6ydKt)

144 "Antifa is just an idea"

You know an idea that organizes to make bombs and kill people they don't like

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:31 PM (sKqQm)

145
Turtle Island People's Front > Turtle Island Popular People's Front > Popular Front of Turtle Island > Turtle Island Liberation Front

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 04:31 PM (en2c3)

146 It’s a tactic by anarchist groups for every member to dress in all black clothing and masks/gas masks to make it harder to identify individuals.

AFAIC, if you wear a mask you're a bandit and need to be shot on sight.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:32 PM (Bkn5k)

147 You guys never let me join your fun!

Posted by: Tortoise at December 15, 2025 04:32 PM (KadT+)

148 How are they "far left"? Being anti-fascist doesn't make you "left", far or otherwise. Any old school conservative would have been anti-fascist. Neither does being pro Palestinian. The actual far right is embarassed that the greatest threats of violence come from their own side of the spectrum and are desperate to pin something, anything, on "the left"

Kirk and now another right leaning activist assassinated at Brown.

But, the right is violent in the sense of we use words.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:32 PM (sKqQm)

149 "Now it's, get this, "non-compensated working parent."
Posted by: Soothsayer"

That sound like a bad deal. I use all the money I get paid for taking care of the house, yard, cars... on expensive vacations and restaurants.

Posted by: Ripley at December 15, 2025 04:32 PM (GUOwU)

150 Great NYC news. Three casinos have been approved , one at Trump's former golf course in the Bronx, one at Aqueduct raceway and one next to Citifield. The ones upstate aren't doing so well , so VOLUME!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:32 PM (D+mpw)

151 It's the reich-wing gay frog militia from Alex Jones that's the real peoples enemy!

Leave them turtles alone!

Posted by: MFM at December 15, 2025 04:32 PM (wVcYX)

152 I can't help but think some quick executions after conviction will help.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 15, 2025 04:32 PM (cS1cw)

153 Where can we see pictures of the two chicks?

Posted by: Guys everywhere at December 15, 2025 04:32 PM (Zt+0/)

154
84 Islam is fundamentally incompatible with Western Civilization. Until we accept - and deal with this fact - it's conquest will continue. Suicidal empathy is accomplishing what the Ottoman Empire couldn't in a thousand years of expansion and conquest. Hell, all they had to do was get a bunch of weepy AWFL's to feel sorry for them.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:21 PM (Bkn5k)

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The trouble started with unprecedented wealth in society. Ordinary people can be utterly dysfunctional and not starve to death.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 15, 2025 04:33 PM (VWtfl)

155 Those guys aren't affiliated with us.

Posted by: Turtle Island People's Front at December 15, 2025 04:33 PM (V362x)

156 Sounds more like they foiled the plot of high school aged larpers based on the details so far.

Back when there were actual white supremacists in the Northwest they were pretty much all like this, but with meth teeth.

Somehow it wasn't just "ha ha they are dumb" back then

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:33 PM (sKqQm)

157 >>>"placing a small pebble in a shoe to alter natural gait to obfuscate their identification," the complaint stated.

What, their frequent visits to the Ministry of Funny Walks did not arouse suspicion?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2025 04:33 PM (nZ3Rs)

158 Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 15, 2025 04:33 PM (Kt19C)

159 did not check all the comments, but what is Turtle Island was already explained, yes ? i

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2025 04:33 PM (g47mK)

160 Pipe bombs rarely work as expected. You have to aim them.

Everybody thinks they're an engineer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 15, 2025 04:34 PM (nljXp)

161 I had absolutely nothing to do with this!

Posted by: The Mock Turtle from Alice at December 15, 2025 04:34 PM (wzUl9)

162 Yes, turtles can remain somewhat active under the ice of frozen lakes and creeks. Though they normally surface to breathe every few minutes when warm and active, they can ingest enough oxygen through their mouth and cloaca to remain submerged and alive. They have no gills.

Posted by: Turtle Facts at December 15, 2025 04:34 PM (oftw2)

163 Are they as tough as the Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Posted by: No Name Today at December 15, 2025 04:25 PM

+++

Or the Van Buren Boys?

Posted by: Kramer at December 15, 2025 04:35 PM (Zt+0/)

164 Sounds more like they foiled the plot of high school aged larpers based on the details so far.

Bomb threats were common during high school finals

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 15, 2025 04:35 PM (Kt19C)

165 I'm just gratified to be reading a news story involving the acronym "TILF" and find that it stands for something other than "Trannies I'd Like to Fuck." It's a practically a Christmas miracle given the timeline we're living in.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 15, 2025 04:35 PM (pbDcz)

166 Being anti-fascist doesn't make you "left", far or otherwise

The left plays a game here. Take an actual Hitler or Mussolini and of course a right leaning individual would oppose them

But the left just calls anyone they don't like a fascist. Even if they are advocating for ideas that Hitler or Mussolini publicly opposed

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:35 PM (sKqQm)

167 So much for, "It comes in threes."

They're rolling and not going to quit. The knives stay pointed in one direction until PDT is gone.

The Turtle Island Liberation Front. Seriously? Its social media posts have called for "Free Turtle Island" and independence for regions such as Palestine, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. 🤨

"Turtle Island" is the name used by some Indigenous peoples, particularly the Algonquian- and Iroquoian-speaking peoples, for the continent of North America. This name comes from various Indigenous creation stories that tell of a muskrat or other animals bringing mud from the depths of a flooded world, which was then placed on the back of a giant turtle to form the land.
For many Indigenous communities, the term is an important symbol of their spiritual beliefs, cultural identity, and deep respect for the environment. (AI Overview)

Oh, FFS.

Here's an interesting one: Turtle Island with TaSeti Institute, Phila. 🤫

Facebook: the Final Battle: America is a Negro continent

People need something to do. Period.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 15, 2025 04:36 PM (NFX2v)

168 Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 15, 2025

***
And Lucky Strike Green Has Gone to War!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:36 PM (wzUl9)

169 did not check all the comments, but what is Turtle Island was already explained, yes ? I

It's what feather Indians call North America. Hence, TILF is the next step beyond a land acknowledgment: bombing the usurpers.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2025 04:36 PM (NztoB)

170 Turtle Island Liberation Front, et. al.? I would say you can't make this shit up, but obviously you can.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 15, 2025 04:36 PM (MZ+PY)

171
If there aren't public executions of not just the conspirators but of their financial and political backers, we have failed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2025 04:37 PM (x0n13)

172 I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

Posted by: People's Front of Turtle Island at December 15, 2025 04:37 PM (TlGnK)

173 Turtles move to slow , we're the vanguard if the revolution - Frog Attack Group

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:37 PM (D+mpw)

174 Sounds more like they foiled the plot of high school aged larpers based on the details so far.

Bomb threats were common during high school finals

Are you referring to Super Colon Blow given to an unsuspecting student?

https://youtu.be/OqLPWDE1QhY

Posted by: Archimedes at December 15, 2025 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

175 You said "cloaca". It's like "6,7" but funnier.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 15, 2025 04:37 PM (cS1cw)

176
It's not a "left wing" organization, it's a pro-Palestinian group.

Posted by: Reddit: Just the Punchline at December 15, 2025 04:37 PM (4DY5T)

177 You guys never let me join your fun!
Posted by: Tortoise

You're too old, gramps.

Posted by: Turtles at December 15, 2025 04:37 PM (v0R5T)

178 The left will continue using terrorism until one of three things happen:

1) The populace votes out left leaning politicians because they embrace terrorism

2) The Trump admin/state government starts arresting the leaders and funders of antifa and gets them real jail time

3) Right leaning groups use terrorism back against left leaning figures

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

179 But the left just calls anyone they don't like a fascist...

Proving the point that Leftism is politics for stupid people. Fundamentally stupid people.

Lenin understood this concept when he coined the phrase "useful idiots".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:38 PM (Bkn5k)

180 they can ingest enough oxygen through their mouth and cloaca...

Do NOT blow air into your ladyfriend's cloaca!

Posted by: Michael Douglas at December 15, 2025 04:38 PM (JCZqz)

181 The People's United Front for the Liberation of Turtle Island!

Posted by: Splitters!! at December 15, 2025 04:38 PM (Zt+0/)

182 It's what feather Indians call North America. Hence, TILF is the next step beyond a land acknowledgment: bombing the usurpers.

I'm always amused at how many white/asian lefties are in the US complaining it is stolen land.

If that's what you believe give your house to an American Indian and leave.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:39 PM (sKqQm)

183 This sounds a lot more serious than Commander Bunny and the Rodent Revolution.

Posted by: PabloD at December 15, 2025 04:39 PM (ixVVY)

184 Bondi finally catches a "far-left" terror cell with under 900 IG followers

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Oh I see. You need a certain number of followers before you’re a terrorist group.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 15, 2025 04:39 PM (udlma)

185 184 The People's United Front for the Liberation of Turtle Island!
Posted by: Splitters!! at December 15, 2025 04:38 PM (Zt+0/)

From the G-spot to the Taint!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2025 04:39 PM (x0n13)

186 140 MILF>>>>>>>>G-MILF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TILF

could be worse. could be a gelf.

Posted by: arnold j. rimmer, bsc ssc at December 15, 2025 04:39 PM (v3pYe)

187 Never gave it much thought, but "Turtle Island Soy Dairy", now "Turtle Island Foods", is the name of the company that invented tofurkey. Guess the name is a dogwhistle to people who know.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (130D4)

188 168 I'm just gratified to be reading a news story involving the acronym "TILF" and find that it stands for something other than "Trannies I'd Like to Fuck." It's a practically a Christmas miracle given the timeline we're living in.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

We didn't start the fire!

Posted by: Trans-Siberian Orchestra at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (oftw2)

189 It's what feather Indians call North America. Hence, TILF is the next step beyond a land acknowledgment: bombing the usurpers.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 15, 2025 04:36 PM (NztoB)

yes! From the Ocean to the Ocean the great Turtle Island will be free from European filth!

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (g47mK)

190 Is he driving a Chevy?
/had to ask
Posted by: San Franpsycho - RESIGN ALBO! their blood is on your hands at December 15, 2025 04:30 PM (A0sqA)

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Heh. He just bought a Prius. I guess he never wants a date ever again.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (DRSnL)

191 New Years 'Even'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

192 "Do NOT blow air into your ladyfriend's cloaca!"

Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (Zt+0/)

193 Fat white chick, frail white dude, Asian dude chick? and black Latin dude. Those are the four turtle magic the gathering brain trust virgins.

Posted by: NCKate at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (uQzkA)

194 And good Ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:41 PM (zZu0s)

195 Good, moar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 15, 2025 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

196 Speaking of Emhoff, how's Ella's modelling career going?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:42 PM (D+mpw)

197 Captain Planet then: 5 Multi-cultural eco-terrorists with magic powers

Captain Planet now: 5 Multi-cultural eco-terrorists with bomb making powers

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:42 PM (sKqQm)

198 Four turtle magic the gathering

Is that a TMNT AND Magic the Gathering ref?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:42 PM (zZu0s)

199 No fat chicks!!

Posted by: Like the tshirt says at December 15, 2025 04:42 PM (Zt+0/)

200 Fuck off, troll

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 15, 2025 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

201 Captain Planet: Retarded, Commie Voltron

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:43 PM (zZu0s)

202 I remember the good old days with the Symbionese Liberation Army. There's a bunch that did things right.

Posted by: Patty Hearst at December 15, 2025 04:43 PM (MZ+PY)

203 A Black Lotus can refer to the incredibly valuable Magic: The Gathering artifact card, a rare dark-red/black real-life lotus flower (like the Mo Hong variety), a poisonous mythical plant in fiction (Conan stories), an ingredient in World of Warcraft, or even a 2023 action film. The most famous is the MTG card, an iconic, banned powerhouse worth millions, known for instantly generating three mana. (AI Overview)

Sounds like a zinian spinoff group.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 15, 2025 04:43 PM (NFX2v)

204 Yes! From the Ocean to the Ocean the great Turtle Island will be free from European filth!

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (g47mK)

Yep. So they can go back to dragging all their worldly belongings around using a couple of poles tied to a horse. Because we're taking everything with us if we leave, including the wheel. Akshully, we should take the horses too, come to think of it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:43 PM (Bkn5k)

205 We have lots of Instagram followers! It's goatse

Posted by: Hamas at December 15, 2025 04:44 PM (/E3DU)

206 Akshully, we should take the horses too, come to think of it.

I think there were horses before the American Indians got here but then they ate them all

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:44 PM (sKqQm)

207 This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 15, 2025 04:44 PM (wBaIH)

208 I had to assemble a TMNT dojo once.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 15, 2025 04:44 PM (Oasjp)

209 We have lots of Instagram followers! It's goatse
Posted by: Hamas at December 15, 2025 04:44 PM (/E3DU)

Pretty sure that's not the type of "goat" that Hamas likes

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:44 PM (sKqQm)

210 Akshully, we should take the horses too, come to think of it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:43 PM (Bkn5k)

Take the horses, leave rhe Elk and Bison. Good luck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:45 PM (zZu0s)

211 Unpossible. It's known that Kash and Blondi have done NOTHING. Probably another fedknapping false flag faded color revolution op. No way this bust is legit.

Posted by: AOSHQ commenter who won't be fooled at December 15, 2025 04:45 PM (U/Byj)

212 Yep. So they can go back to dragging all their worldly belongings around using a couple of poles tied to a horse. Because we're taking everything with us if we leave, including the wheel. Akshully, we should take the horses too, come to think of it.
Posted by: Chairborne!

How dare you, descendant of foreigners and colonizers ! yo have not ties to this land !

Posted by: runner at December 15, 2025 04:45 PM (g47mK)

213 White Christmas is on AMC

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

214 Our small town usually has a great Christmas parade.
This year there were only 4 entries.

It makes me wonder if people are scared of what may happen.

Posted by: four seasons
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No Christmas parade in my little burg anymore. Now, 'Holiday Parade'. Curiously, community involvement has dropped off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2025 04:45 PM (XeU6L)

215 From the river to the sea all turtles shall be free.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 15, 2025 04:46 PM (udlma)

216 104 If Turtle Island really did exist, by all rights it should be in the Galapagos Islands!

no, no; that would be tortoise island. totally different.

Posted by: well, akschually at December 15, 2025 04:46 PM (v3pYe)

217 But was it fair trade ethically sourced gun powder?

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at December 15, 2025 04:46 PM (Zt+0/)

218 The best kind.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 15, 2025 04:46 PM (Oasjp)

219 This sounds a lot more serious than Commander Bunny and the Rodent Revolution.
Posted by: PabloD at December 15, 2025

***
Pinky and I disavow any knowledge of this group.

Posted by: The Brain at December 15, 2025 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

220 216 White Christmas is on AMC

that sounds racist

Posted by: anachronda at December 15, 2025 04:46 PM (v3pYe)

221 Ok, I am 50 and have to ask:

Is chamois pronounced shammy?

As opposed to chemise which is shem-eese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:47 PM (zZu0s)

222 How dare you, descendant of foreigners and colonizers ! yo have not ties to this land !

Heh. We'll take the written word with us too. So there!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:47 PM (Bkn5k)

223 a poisonous mythical plant in fiction (Conan stories)

Try Stygian lotus. It's the best.

Posted by: Subotai at December 15, 2025 04:47 PM (JCZqz)

224 White Christmas is on AMC
Posted by: Skip

Please!! That's "Christmas of No Color" these days.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2025 04:47 PM (cYBz/)

225 Turtle Island? Is this from the belief that the world rides on the back of a giant turtle?

As I understand the "belief," is that turtle stands on another turtle and so on. It's turtles all the way down!

Posted by: Martin Tell at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (sFNX2)

226
Why'd they want to attack California? That's right where their constituents are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (n7rxJ)

227 The scandis were in Canada before the Aztecs were in Mexico.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (sKqQm)

228 194 New Years 'Even'?

what are the odds?

Posted by: anachronda at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (v3pYe)

229 White Christmas is on AMC
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025

***
Movies! tonight will have the 1951 A Christmas Carol with Alastair Sim, arguably the best film version, at 7 Central.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (wzUl9)

230 I remember the good old days with the Symbionese Liberation Army. There's a bunch that did things right.
Posted by: Patty Hearst
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Nothing like a good old-fashioned bank robbery to bolster troop morale.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (XeU6L)

231 >>Ok, I am 50 and have to ask:

Is chamois pronounced shammy?

As opposed to chemise which is shem-eese
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I think it's pronounced "Sham-Wow."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (bNf8H)

232 You won't see "White Christmas" on Netflix. Because.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (Bkn5k)

233 It's pronounced Sham-WOW!!

Posted by: Vince Offer at December 15, 2025 04:49 PM (Zt+0/)

234 To be honer agrate Americon Hero we be putting Ron Riner pictures on every FART Tube in the mouth of Decimber . Gets yoors befoor they be gone. Only $39 door ones FART Tube during the sail.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at December 15, 2025 04:49 PM (fUSwr)

235 New Years 'Even'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:40 PM (zZu0s)

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Cut Ace some slack, he's not feeling well.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2025 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

236 They were caught red-handed in the Mojave Desert last Friday unloading bomb-making materials to assemble and test IEDs.

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Even though Mojave Desert alien spaceships beamed these losers up and spit them back out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 15, 2025 04:49 PM (qBdHI)

237 Santa went by here on the fire engine last night in an 8 vehicle decorated entourage. Sirens galore. Loud.

Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade. at December 15, 2025 04:49 PM (oftw2)

238 NYT: Ford Will Take $19.5 Billion Hit as It Rolls Back E.V. Plans

Ford Motor said the costs come from its decision to make fewer electric vehicles than it had planned and more hybrids that use both gasoline engines and batteries.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 15, 2025 04:50 PM (udlma)

239 Fuck. I have thought it was two different words all this time.

I am a fucking retard, raised by books.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:50 PM (zZu0s)

240 Ok, I am 50 and have to ask:

Is chamois pronounced shammy?

As opposed to chemise which is shem-eese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025

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I've always heard it as "shammy." You'd think, being French, it would be "Sham-wah" -- which is perilously close to "Sham-Wow," so maybe that's not a good idea.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 04:50 PM (wzUl9)

241 New Orleans too? Everyone here is too lazy for that shit. Must be an yankee transplant.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 15, 2025 04:50 PM (nyH/f)

242 Just as the ball drops in Times Square, line these four up in the middle of the intersection and execute them live on broadcast television.

I bet that would de-recruit and de-radicalize about 75% of the assholes skulking about yelling at ICE officers and mumbling about socialism not ever really having been tried.

Posted by: The_Hoser at December 15, 2025 04:50 PM (H4qGm)

243
205 I remember the good old days with the Symbionese Liberation Army. There's a bunch that did things right.
Posted by: Patty Hearst at December 15, 2025 04:43 PM (MZ+PY)

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Putting a can of gasoline in their safe house to make defensive firebombs was brilliant.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 15, 2025 04:50 PM (VWtfl)

244 NYT: Ford Will Take $19.5 Billion Hit as It Rolls Back E.V. Plans

Ford Motor said the costs come from its decision to make fewer electric vehicles than it had planned and more hybrids that use both gasoline engines and batteries.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald

Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (cYBz/)

245 Set them on fire in a public execution.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (FAIVN)

246 Do you still get free reading material with a new Ford?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (Oasjp)

247 Cut Ace some slack, he's not feeling well.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 15, 2025 04:49 PM (DRSnL)

You don't know dudes very well in how we interact, eh?

Because his pussy hurts he needs to offend the English language? That kind of thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (zZu0s)

248 I am a fucking retard, raised by books.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 04:50 PM (zZu0s)
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Try wolves. Fuzzier, plus all the mice you can eat.

Posted by: Romulus and Remus at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (yNJrI)

249 You won't see "White Christmas" on Netflix. Because.

Netflix's White Christmas would star Nyakim Gatwech and be set in an Amazonian village built on Terra preta

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

250 Turtle Island Liberation Front. How 1960s - 1970s. Time to dig out the bell bottoms, a black beret, and my copy of the Weather Underground manifesto, Prairie Fire. Next up on the menu: murderous bank robberies and fleeing to Cuba. Communists gonna communist it seems.

This shit is getting old.

Barry McGuire
Eve of Destruction
https://youtu.be/qfZVu0alU0I

Posted by: Antifa at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (uv8gn)

251 It's not Sham-WOW, it's Sham-WAH!

Posted by: Pepe LePew at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (sFNX2)

252 You won't see "White Christmas" on Netflix. Because.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:48 PM (Bkn5k)

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Susan Rice and da Obamas be Decolonizing Hollywood;

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (sFajs)

253 We I see TILF all I think is these weirdos want to fk turtles. Dumb name.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 15, 2025 04:51 PM (nyH/f)

254 No turtles
No peace

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 15, 2025 04:52 PM (udlma)

255
I remember the good old days with the Symbionese Liberation Army. There's a bunch that did things right.
Posted by: Patty Hearst at December 15, 2025 04:43 PM (MZ+PY)

Wasn't the SLA largely just Cinque's platoon of white hippie chicks who were trying to scare white women into being his rape slaves? Or was that Eldridge Cleaver's thing in the Black Panthers?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2025 04:53 PM (y9nCu)

256 228 As I understand the "belief," is that turtle stands on another turtle and so on. It's turtles all the way down!
Posted by: Martin Tell

Yertle the Turtle? Dr. Seuss

No, that would be more like Slow Joe wanting to rule everything he could see.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 15, 2025 04:53 PM (NFX2v)

257 We called him tortoise because he taught us.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 15, 2025 04:23 PM (Kt19C)

Down with the Tortoisie!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2025 04:54 PM (npFr7)

258 Chamois is pronounced throat warbler mangrove

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:54 PM (D+mpw)

259 Turtle Island Liberation Front. How 1960s - 1970s. Time to dig out the bell bottoms, a black beret, and my copy of the Weather Underground manifesto, Prairie Fire. Next up on the menu: murderous bank robberies and fleeing to Cuba. Communists gonna communist it seems.

This shit is getting old.

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They may try to kidnap a young heiress like Ivanka Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 04:54 PM (sFajs)

260 Santa went by here on the fire engine last night in an 8 vehicle decorated entourage. Sirens galore. Loud.
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Its gonna be tough to get any lift in a fire truck.

Posted by: Crusader at December 15, 2025 04:55 PM (TN0g+)

261 WHITE CHRISTMAS IS RACIST !!!!!!!!!!!!
In China they have "Black" Colored Snow in the Industrial Cities....

Should be named Persons of Color Christmas so no one is insulted and everyone is included !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson at December 15, 2025 04:55 PM (J9q9v)

262 Execute them, like Timothy McVeigh.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 15, 2025 04:55 PM (rJ48h)

263 Chamois is pronounced throat warbler mangrove

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:54 PM (D+mpw)

If you turn this into a Python thread I'm gonna' slap you with a fish.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:55 PM (Bkn5k)

264 This shit is getting old.

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They may try to kidnap a young heiress like Ivanka Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 04:54 PM (sFajs)

These reboots are so gay and retarded. Get off your lazy asses and do something new and exciting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2025 04:56 PM (nZ3Rs)

265 The FBI won't put them on ice. They'll put 'em on a fence post.

Posted by: mrp at December 15, 2025 04:56 PM (rj6Yv)

266 They should stick to what's going to happen in this country, before worrying about California.
Posted by: Axeman at

I had the same reaction but couldn't phrase it.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 15, 2025 04:56 PM (sl73Y)

267 If you turn this into a Python thread I'm gonna' slap you with a fish.

name = input('What is your name? ')
print(f'Hi, {name}.')

Posted by: 18-1 at December 15, 2025 04:56 PM (sKqQm)

268 The best response to a terrorist group was the attack on MOVE in Philly. Drop a giant flash bang on them and cause the gasoline in their houses to burn down 60 houses

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:57 PM (D+mpw)

269 Turtle island..lol. I still can't believe how gay that is. They sound like a bunch of pissed off adolescent rejects from an amusement park that weren't *this* tall to get on a certain ride.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2025 04:58 PM (snZF9)

270 The best response to a terrorist group was the attack on MOVE in Philly. Drop a giant flash bang on them and cause the gasoline in their houses to burn down 60 houses

I'd prefer the Roman method with Carthage.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 15, 2025 04:59 PM (Bkn5k)

271 Why are these people so mad at Ice Machines or Ice Cubes?

Ice is great with my mixed drinks. The Retard Republicans will make anything a big deal !!!!

When I am elected President in 2028 I will make Ice Cubes great Again !!!!!!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at December 15, 2025 04:59 PM (J9q9v)

272 Explain to me why the Californianx should be saved from Islamic terror by Americans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 15, 2025 04:59 PM (BI5O2)

273 There are an awful lot of feeble-minded lefty fanatics out there who have bought into the fantasy that it's open season and no limit on normies.

Although there are also an awful lot of Soros DAs and woke police chiefs and Marxist megaphones in the media, the universities and government who are working to make that fantasy real.

Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2025 04:59 PM (2L+MU)

274 Bondi finally catches a "far-left" terror cell with under 900 IG followers
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Oh I see. You need a certain number of followers before you’re a terrorist group.
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Duh, you can't get financialization if you have under 900 IG followers.

Posted by: Crusader at December 15, 2025 04:59 PM (TN0g+)

275 My aunt got kidnapped in the 70s but I wasn't around yet. I try to bring it up now at every family gathering just for the shit talk. My parents give me the evil eye. Basically I think it was just a lot of smoking dope with some hippies and black guys.

Posted by: NCKate at December 15, 2025 05:00 PM (uQzkA)

276 One gets the impression these wayward yutes have spent way too much time in fantasyland. Gamergate back in the day was about too much toxic masculinity and assorted buzzword bullshit in the online video game world. Now instead of Duke Nukem, we get... this.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 15, 2025 05:00 PM (MZ+PY)

277 "This was an incredible effort by our U.S. Attorneys' Offices and the @FBI..."

Definitely! I mean, the FBI alone probably put in thousands of man (and woman!) hours convincing those dummies to go along with the plot.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at December 15, 2025 05:01 PM (E66lT)

278 I need a Liberation Front too!

Posted by: Oak Island at December 15, 2025 05:01 PM (onZb0)

279 The best response to a terrorist group was the attack on MOVE in Philly. Drop a giant flash bang on them and cause the gasoline in their houses to burn down 60 houses

I'd prefer the Roman method with Carthage.
Posted by: Chairborne!

For small groups, there is something to be said for the highly personalized impalement option popularized by Valad, arguably Romania's most famous person.

Posted by: Antifa at December 15, 2025 05:01 PM (uv8gn)

280 Duh, you can't get financialization if you have under 900 IG followers.

Posted by: Crusader at December 15, 2025 04:59 PM (TN0g+)

Nice callback.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2025 05:02 PM (nZ3Rs)

281 Execute them, like Timothy McVeigh.
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They'd more likely disappear them like they did with John Doe #2.

Posted by: Crusader at December 15, 2025 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

282 Oh good, they got that one single set of leftists who were planning on hunting us down and killing us.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2025 05:02 PM (luNjk)

283 I need a Liberation Front too!
Posted by: Oak Island
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It's a put on!

Posted by: Crusader at December 15, 2025 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

284 34 The more attacks in Europe on the holidays means less festivals the next year.
That's what will happen here, we are just behind 10 years or so.
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025 04:14 PM (Ia/+0)

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They get us to order everything online for delivery. We get our food delivered. We work and go to school from home. We are addicted to binge watching stupid shows or video games or both.

Make being at home easy and comfortable and make leaving home difficult and scary. This is how they get us all into the matrix.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 15, 2025 05:03 PM (nJthq)

285 Oh good, they got that one single set of leftists who were planning on hunting us down and killing us.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2025 05:02 PM (luNjk)

It was a needle in a haystack, really.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2025 05:03 PM (nZ3Rs)

286 One gets the impression these wayward yutes have spent way too much time in fantasyland. Gamergate back in the day was about too much toxic masculinity and assorted buzzword bullshit in the online video game world. Now instead of Duke Nukem, we get... this.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at December 15, 2025 05:00 PM (MZ+PY)

Right? Duke Nukem was a bad ass. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks. Who else has a game called Land Of The Babes. Now we get turtle island.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2025 05:03 PM (snZF9)

287 The Turtle Island Liberation Front 4?

Pull their masks off, Scooby-Doo style.

You'll find Tucker Carlson, Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes and Darryl Cooper.

Trust me on this.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at December 15, 2025 05:04 PM (YwIpu)

288

The Turtles are so happy together.
The Frog Attack Group are so hoppy together.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2025 05:04 PM (pkeXY)

289 I need a Liberation Front too!

Posted by: Oak Island
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Splitters!!!

Posted by: Peoples' Front of Liberation at December 15, 2025 05:04 PM (krQz2)

290 I need a Liberation Front too!
Posted by: Oak Island
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It's a put on!

Posted by: Crusader at December 15, 2025 05:02 PM (TN0g+)

Better than a pun off.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2025 05:05 PM (nZ3Rs)

291 Sorry for ruining your Turtle Island Liberation Front party.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at December 15, 2025 05:05 PM (wVcYX)

292 Darryl Cooper?

I don't know half these fuckers.

It was like when the female con influences melted down a few months ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 15, 2025 05:05 PM (zZu0s)

293 I would try to look these jokers up but I already know what they look like.

Posted by: javems at December 15, 2025 05:05 PM (8I4hW)

294 271 The best response to a terrorist group was the attack on MOVE in Philly. Drop a giant flash bang on them and cause the gasoline in their houses to burn down 60 houses

i'm right here, you know

Posted by: janet reno at December 15, 2025 05:06 PM (v3pYe)

295

Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) said the Brown University shooting was a result of President Donald Trump’s “dizzying campaign to increase violence in this country.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2025 05:06 PM (pkeXY)

296 So, where did they get the training? Who trained them?

Posted by: mrp at December 15, 2025 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

297 Welcome to SuperMax, turtles.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 15, 2025 05:07 PM (jc0TO)

298 Meanwhile, Australian PM Anthony Albanese, in the wake of the Bondi Beach shootings carried out by two Muslims, pledges to stay vigilant against not only anti-Semites, but (non-existent) "right-wing extremist groups".

https://tinyurl.com/34m8vdaz

He must be talking about the KKK - the Kangaroo Klux Klan.

Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2025 05:07 PM (2L+MU)

299 Eh, they were loud with their bullhorns and out there political musings around-the-clock and also privative in as far as lifestyle.

If it wasn't a Black mayor who ordered the dropping of the incendiary device, I doubt it would ever have erupted like that. (I probably have about 24 hours of film on the incident.)

Al Sharpton was more objectionable as a troublemaker imo.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 15, 2025 05:07 PM (NFX2v)

300 Makes me think of the cells we don't know of that are waiting for the signal and their instructions.

Guys living maybe one or two to the apartment, in contact with no one, eat all their meals in, go out rarely but if they do wear sunglasses, hoodies, hats, know where the cameras are. They've been here maybe one, maybe three or more years. There are apartment complexes in every major metro area in the country where you can live anonomously, no one wanting to know anything about you, most all strangers to each other in their big apartment blocks.

They have burner phones they don't use, but keep charged. They study maps, read papers, but are not connected to the web other than through the burners.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 15, 2025 05:07 PM (KiBMU)

301 As I said last week it's well past time for Trump to implement a Democrat Terror Alert System. Right now the threat would be "elevated" with the holidays coming up.

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2025 05:08 PM (E0p3T)

302
271 The best response to a terrorist group was the attack on MOVE in Philly. Drop a giant flash bang on them and cause the gasoline in their houses to burn down 60 houses
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:57 PM (D+mpw)

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After months of deaf ears and inaction, the mayor decided to respond to residents' complaints that MOVE was destroying their neighborhood.

By the way, the bomb dropped from the helicopter had three pounds of high explosive in it. Video of the explosion shows roof timbers flying in the air

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 15, 2025 05:08 PM (VWtfl)

303 Poorly written comic book hero. Got the excessive brag down pretty good.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 15, 2025 05:08 PM (EyfuW)

304 He must be talking about the KKK - the Kangaroo Klux Klan.

Posted by: Paco at December 15, 2025 05:07 PM (2L+MU)

They are amateurs.

It's the Koala Klux Klan you really have to be careful of.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2025 05:08 PM (nZ3Rs)

305 Make being at home easy and comfortable and make leaving home difficult and scary. This is how they get us all into the matrix.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 15, 2025 05:03 PM

I want to be someone important ... like a cobb.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 15, 2025 05:08 PM (jc0TO)

306 Explain to me why the Californianx should be saved from Islamic terror by Americans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Because it's a state in the Union and not every CA is a swivel-eyed leftist.

Posted by: weft cut loop at December 15, 2025 05:09 PM (mlg/3)

307 I would bet just like Europeans 'Right Wing' means Nazis

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2025 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

308 Timothy McVeigh explicitly asked to be executed by waiving his appeals.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM (NFX2v)

309 Plaid lotus.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM (EyfuW)

310 So, where did they get the training? Who trained them?

Posted by: mrp at December 15, 2025 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)
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A Splinter cell.

Posted by: Axeman at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM (krQz2)

311 The Kangaroo Klux Klan and the Koala Klux Klan don't really exist--they merely represent an idea.

Posted by: Big Penguin at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM (TN0g+)

312 Timothy McVeigh explicitly asked to be executed by waiving his appeals.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM

So they told us.

*touches nose*

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM (jc0TO)

313 They have burner phones they don't use, but keep charged. They study maps, read papers, but are not connected to the web other than through the burners.
Posted by: M. Gaga at December 15, 2025 05:07 PM (KiBMU)
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Couriers. Tried and true.

Posted by: mrp at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM (rj6Yv)

314 Nood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM (wzUl9)

315
The best response to a terrorist group was the attack on MOVE in Philly. Drop a giant flash bang on them and cause the gasoline in their houses to burn down 60 houses
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:57 PM (D+mpw)

Nah. The way the Peruvians handled the Tupac Amaru when they took over the Japanese Embassy in Lima is the way to go. After over 100 days of negotiations, the Peruvians assaulted them, SAS-style and killed most of the terrorists. They captured a few terrorists on the roof though, then dragged them indoors and gave them all Excedrin Headache #9

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2025 05:10 PM (y9nCu)

316
new one

Posted by: four seasons at December 15, 2025 05:11 PM (3ek7K)

317 Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) said the Brown University shooting was a result of President Donald Trump’s “dizzying campaign to increase violence in this country.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2025 05:06 PM (pkeXY)

What a lying leftist motherfucker that dude is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2025 05:11 PM (snZF9)

318 I am going with Asian Dawn for the name of my splinter group.

Posted by: toby928(c) at December 15, 2025 05:11 PM (jc0TO)

319
The four arrested "Turtle Island Liberation Front" (TILF) members -- all from the LA area:
- Audrey Caroll, 30 (leader who organized the even more extreme "Order of the Black Lotus" faction)
- Zachary Aaron Page, 32
- Donte Gaffield, 24
- Tina Le, 41

Hmmmmmm. Not a Mohammed among them. How odd.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 15, 2025 05:11 PM (QVmho)

320 Oddly, I feel an urge to hang a Bread's band poster. I think there is an argument this band is what killed off the revolutionary furor of the 1960s Communists. That and being killed or locked up in prison.

Bread
Baby I’m-a Want You
https://youtu.be/XJQe--G4OXs

Posted by: Antifa at December 15, 2025 05:12 PM (uv8gn)

321 They may try to kidnap a young heiress like Ivanka Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 04:54 PM (sFajs)

These reboots are so gay and retarded. Get off your lazy asses and do something new and exciting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 15, 2025 04:56 PM (nZ3Rs)

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BTW, Patty Hearst married one of my cousins; he was a former policeman who served on her security detail during her time on bail after her kidnapping by the Symbionese Liberation Army.

Posted by: ShainS -- Bamboo Ruminant and GayFontoPhobe at December 15, 2025 05:13 PM (lhDeM)

322 I believe the move compound got a concussion bomb.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 15, 2025 05:14 PM (Oasjp)

323 Turtle Island?! I'm not trying to make light of this, but.... Turtle Island?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 15, 2025 05:17 PM (Vvh2V)

324 300+ comments and not one mention of Franklin

Posted by: Shonkin Sag at December 15, 2025 05:17 PM (id6e7)

325 The presser out of Providence is featuring some clown hogging the camera performing sign language for those that can't read the captions, and Jose Jimenez the chief of police repeating in spanish all he said in english.

Life everywhere in America in just one more generation, except that there'll be two regurgitations following, the second in arabic, the third in espanol.

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 15, 2025 05:25 PM (KiBMU)

326 There was an opera singer, Jubilant Sykes. He has been found stabbed to death by his son.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 15, 2025 05:50 PM (3uBP9)

327 Maybe, but these guys are like in Antifa underoos, like it's a shitty halloween party. Could be real. I dunno. I don't trust the FBI any more.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 15, 2025 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

I used to watch the Antifa riots in the first term. That's what they are like, LARPers from right families thinking its cool. Later they hooked up with the habitual criminals and pedos for the Rittenhouse riots, but they used the dupes as shields for the mayhem.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2025 05:52 PM (8avO+)

328 271 The best response to a terrorist group was the attack on MOVE in Philly. Drop a giant flash bang on them and cause the gasoline in their houses to burn down 60 houses
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 15, 2025 04:57 PM (D+mpw)

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After months of deaf ears and inaction, the mayor decided to respond to residents' complaints that MOVE was destroying their neighborhood.

By the way, the bomb dropped from the helicopter had three pounds of high explosive in it. Video of the explosion shows roof timbers flying in the air
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 15, 2025 05:08 PM (VWtfl)

MOVE were a bunch of nutjob thugs for sure, but the proper solution was hardly to drop a massive bomb on a row house and burn out the entire neighborhood. Ditto for WACO. We need to get these pseudomilitary orgs out of local police force. Have a real military force that isn't in their chain of command to do military things for the each state.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 15, 2025 06:01 PM (8avO+)

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