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Merry Christmas Horde!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 11:02 AM (MRMHw) 3
A very Merry Christmas to all the Horde!
Posted by: Dr. T at December 25, 2025 11:02 AM (jGGMD) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 25, 2025 11:03 AM (Kt19C) 5
Christmas wrapping is saved in our family.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 11:04 AM (Slgjz) 6
Ii dunno, CBD. There are a lot of Jewish songwriters who've written or performed plenty of Christmas classics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (ncsOC) 7
Merry Christmas.
Christmas babe. http://alturl.com/5hvwv Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon Santa gonna get himself some cookies! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (/lPRQ) 8
Merry Christmas Horde - may your day be blessed! Pro-tip: no family political discussions
Posted by: Cheri at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (FGQ5G) 9
One of my colleagues, I'm well aware of some of her family issues, and I asked her yesterday if she was going to be able to enjoy Christmas anyway.
To which she let me know she's Jewish. But they were still going to get together. Early Christians decided to put Jesus' birthday where it is on the calendar, not because they knew, but because there were already winter solstice and other celebrations going on. It made it easier for them to get their recent converts on board. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:06 AM (KwCuT) 10
Wowza! That’s a heck of a Christmas present!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 25, 2025 11:06 AM (7JH4o) 11
Christmas wrapping is saved in our family.
Posted by: Eromero at December 25, 2025 11:04 AM (Slgjz) It's free online. https://youtu.be/nud2TQNahaU Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:07 AM (dK+Kv) 12
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 25, 2025 11:07 AM (u73oe) 13
“ So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them.”
Luke 2:16-18 Merry Christmas. May the Lord be with you and bless you this day. Every one of you. Posted by: Marcus T at December 25, 2025 11:07 AM (c9rBD) 14
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Posted by: mrp at December 25, 2025 11:08 AM (rj6Yv) 15
i dunno, CBD. There are a lot of Jewish songwriters who've written or performed plenty of Christmas classics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt Norman Greenbaum. Maybe not a Christmas classic, but his one hit wonder still hits. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 11:08 AM (MRMHw) 16
Below the fold is one of the glories of Christmas music, performed by one of the greats.
As someone who worked at Taco John's, I am forever scarred by "Feliz Navidad." But, how can you miss this holiday classic by one of America's greatest musicians? https://shorturl.at/Vzkpa Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 25, 2025 11:09 AM (ycI94) 17
There are a lot of Jewish songwriters who've written or performed plenty of Christmas classics.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 25, 2025 11:05 AM (ncsOC) Yeah...no. I'm not talking about popular music; I am talking about the great stuff. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 25, 2025 11:09 AM (n9ltV) 18
Three Tenors. Pavarotti, Domingo, Camaro?
Posted by: 1990 In Hindsight at December 25, 2025 11:09 AM (oftw2) 19
Sarah Huckabee Sanders puts angry militant Atheists at the Freedom from Religion Foundation in their place
I like her. I hope she runs for President someday day. Link from "Twitchy": https://tinyurl.com/mjmetnha Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 11:09 AM (ZeH0U) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 11:10 AM (2GVsD) 21
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good bite!
(Ooops. Mixed in a little Halloween and Dracula with Christmas.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 11:10 AM (wzUl9) 22
you Christians got the lion's share of great composers and magnificent religious music.
For instance, "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"! Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 11:11 AM (OjdEO) 23
Sarah Huckabee Sanders puts angry militant Atheists at the Freedom from Religion Foundation in their place
I like her. I hope she runs for President someday day. Link from "Twitchy": https://tinyurl.com/mjmetnha Posted by: FenelonSpoke Vance/Sanders . Rubio as Sec State. Cuba free. Posted by: rickb223 at December 25, 2025 11:11 AM (MRMHw) 24
@20 NO WAY!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (U/j9n) 25
Thanks a lotti, for the Pavarotti!!
Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (/iMjX) 26
Anna you try and put a Santa hat on that Monkey
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (Ia/+0) 27
Whut? A White's Christmas ain't the great stuff?!
Posted by: Irving Jellydonut at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (ncsOC) 28
What's all this talk about a Slayride? Sounds just awful. Who would want to do that?
Posted by: Emily Litella at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (oftw2) 29
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mick at December 25, 2025 11:13 AM (HFx9z) 30
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good bite!
(Ooops. Mixed in a little Halloween and Dracula with Christmas.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 11:10 AM (wzUl9) One of the greatest Christmas songs: https://tinyurl.com/mrupkr5p Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:13 AM (kYF0p) 31
Thanks a lotti, for the Pavarotti!!
Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 11:12 AM (/iMjX) This season's greetings is nice not naughty. Merry Christmas. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:14 AM (dK+Kv) 32
Merry Christmas, Horde! 😊💕
Our family's gift to you: https://tinyurl.com/AdventCalendarDay25 Joy to the world, the Lord is come! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 25, 2025 11:15 AM (XSP3T) 33
20 That is a disturbing monkey..
Has to be AI Posted by: Anna Puma 24 @20 NO WAY! Posted by: Chairman LMAO Don't you know you're gonna, shock the monkey! Posted by: Peter Gabriel at December 25, 2025 11:15 AM (ycI94) 34
Don't you know you're gonna, shock the monkey!
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at December 25, 2025 *** Monkey done seen *everything*. No way to shock him, man. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 11:17 AM (wzUl9) 35
Comrade Flounder with the assist!
Posted by: muldoon at December 25, 2025 11:17 AM (/iMjX) 36
Below the fold is one of the glories of Christmas music, performed by one of the greats.
Wow. Imagine the pressure of knowing you're performing for the entire world...and nailing it. Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2025 11:17 AM (OjdEO) 37
32- Thanks for the music, Teresa.. God bless you dear. Your upbeat spirit is much appreciated .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 11:17 AM (ZeH0U) 38
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Hunter Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (L/fGl) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (kYF0p) 41
Wow. Imagine the pressure of knowing you're performing for the entire world...and nailing it.
Posted by: t-bird I was lucky to attend one of his recitals when he was in his prime. Once in a lifetime privilege. Posted by: Tuna at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (lJ0H4) 42
Do want to say the music director at church is a fantastic musician
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (Ia/+0) 43
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Hunter Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (L/fGl) Me too! Posted by: N. Fuentes at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (kYF0p) 44
Merry Christmas! Here's the album our family listened to every year. Philadelphia Orchestra, 1962.
https://tinyurl.com/22wk24v5 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 11:20 AM (w6EFb) 45
>>> I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Hunter Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (L/fGl) The Bidens put out a Christmas photo and Hunter looks like he’s a few bumps short this year. A regular grumpylumkins. And puddin head is hidden way in the back. Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:21 AM (fIo92) Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:23 AM (fIo92) 47
That boys good!
Posted by: Sweets at December 25, 2025 11:24 AM (R/m4+) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:24 AM (dK+Kv) 49
34 Don't you know you're gonna, shock the monkey!
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at December 25, 2025 *** Monkey done seen *everything*. No way to shock him, man. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Normally, I'd accept that challenge, but doesn't seem in keeping with the holiday spirit. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 25, 2025 11:24 AM (ycI94) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 11:25 AM (pkeXY) 51
Almost all of the best secular Christmas songs were written by Jews, mostly while roasting their chestnuts.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 11:27 AM (sl73Y) 52
Just took the standing rib roast out to take the chill off, and the herb butter I'm going to slather it in. Dinner's at 4. Red wine au jus, mashed potatoes and veggies.
Mama's wearing the lined cap I bought her. She loves it! She had some fancy Italian cookies with her coffee this morning. Temp is currently 73. We may break a record today. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 11:27 AM (w6EFb) 53
Love the chimp's holiday touch.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 25, 2025 11:27 AM (w6EFb) 54
Here’s the photo:
x.com/JewishWarrior13/status/ 2004224649488748611 LOL Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:23 AM (fIo92) They shoved the husk in the back, lol. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:28 AM (snZF9) 55
And thanks Flounder, she's cute.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 11:28 AM (sl73Y) 56
Merry Christmas CBD, and Horde, and to all the other Cobs!
The frozen turkey roll is in the slow cooker. About 4 below here, and very very still outside. I might take the snowblower out for a spin. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 11:28 AM (npFr7) 57
I am dreaming of a warm Christmas, just like the one I never knew
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 11:29 AM (Ia/+0) 58
Almost all of the best secular Christmas songs were written by Jews, mostly while roasting their chestnuts.
Posted by: From about That Time at December 25, 2025 11:27 AM (sl73Y) Chestnuts? Don't be bringing no gay stuff into this. Posted by: N. Fuentes at December 25, 2025 11:29 AM (kYF0p) Posted by: N. Fuentes at December 25, 2025 11:29 AM (kYF0p) Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:30 AM (kYF0p) 61
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Johnny Pavarotti https://youtu.be/n1P9eI1kEK8 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. She was beautiful! She was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world. And then Johnny Pavarotti comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Posted by: Jack Woltz at December 25, 2025 11:31 AM (ycI94) 62
Unless the gal in comment #1 wants some chestnuts.
I'll be happy to give her some. Posted by: N. Fuentes at December 25, 2025 11:29 AM (kYF0p) Emmer not chestnuts. Emmer chestmelons. And she is seated on a chest. Meta! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 11:32 AM (npFr7) 63
Monroe Crossing the Delaware
The fifth president was shot in the chest and nearly died 40 years before his election Dec 25, 2025 https://shorturl.at/LcfpX Don Surber (substack) from Instapundit Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 25, 2025 11:33 AM (ULPxl) 64
Merry Christmas, All. Love you guys.
Posted by: ... at December 25, 2025 11:34 AM (E0p3T) 65
Merry Christmas, all!
Posted by: Happy at December 25, 2025 11:34 AM (2kJZi) 66
Unless the gal in comment #1 wants some chestnuts.
I'll be happy to give her some. Posted by: N. Fuentes https://is.gd/3fka8k Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:34 AM (L/fGl) 67
What's all this talk about a Slayride? Sounds just awful. Who would want to do that?
Posted by: Emily Litella ------- Recalls painting of wolves attacking Russian sleigh: https://shorturl.at/rTXEw Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2025 11:35 AM (XeU6L) 68
wait... Kirsche just called out to garret?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 25, 2025 11:36 AM (2GVsD) 69
I thought Fuentes was gay?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 11:37 AM (77rzZ) 70
https://is.gd/3fka8k
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:34 AM (L/fGl) I saw a video of a real life version of that. The cop was female and cute. She read that part. The perp said "Your tits." Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM (kYF0p) 71
All cultures are equal, bigot!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM (XMwZJ) 72
I had no idea that James Monroe is behind Washington in the iconic picture of Washington crossing the Delaware. From Don Surber's substack:
https://tinyurl.com/55snd3j8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM (ZeH0U) 73
I thought Fuentes was gay?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 11:37 AM (77rzZ) No, Nick's not gay. All the men he buggers though, they ghey. Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM (kYF0p) 74
TGP had this upn yesterday, from 2010.
Opera Company of Philadelphia "Hallelujah!" Random Act of Culture https://youtu.be/wp_RHnQ-jgU Nuggets are up. Gotta go Christmas. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:39 AM (dK+Kv) 75
Sorry, Helena. Double post about that painting. Didn't see yours.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 11:39 AM (ZeH0U) 76
I thought Fuentes was gay?
Posted by: Bulg No, he has sex with men, but has relationships with women. Posted by: Ice-T at December 25, 2025 11:41 AM (OjdEO) Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:43 AM (3uBP9) 78
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/
2003914826540896367 Posted by: r hennigantx at December 25, 2025 11:45 AM (gbOdA) 79
There's something different about Punk Monkey...can't quite figure it out.
Posted by: torabora at December 25, 2025 11:46 AM (TLf58) 80
I am dreaming of a warm Christmas, just like the one I never knew
well come on down Skip! 71 and climbing today Posted by: DanMan at December 25, 2025 11:47 AM (8uzBS) Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 25, 2025 11:49 AM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 25, 2025 11:49 AM (q3u5l) 83
She has to be chilly, that dress seems to be doing a poor job of staying on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 11:50 AM (MGYmP) 84
Pickle fountain:
x.com/equine__dentist/status/ 2004175414214656080 Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 11:43 AM (3uBP9) Dilly, dilly! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2025 11:50 AM (npFr7) 85
God and sinners reconciled.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty Thank Goodness! I must have sung that hundreds of times before I actually 'heard' it. Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2025 11:51 AM (cYBz/) 86
No, Nick's not gay. All the men he buggers though, they ghey.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 25, 2025 11:38 AM There's an Onion article about that somewhere... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 25, 2025 11:52 AM (9iRTe) 87
(Sings) “It’s the most horrible time of the year…”
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 11:53 AM (Wv0GD) 88
Christmas babe.
http://alturl.com/5hvwv Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 25, 2025 11:01 AM (dK+Kv) Yup, I would weld my doors shut. Not to keep others from getting in, but to keep me from getting out. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 25, 2025 11:54 AM (snZF9) Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 11:55 AM (Wv0GD) 90
My sister is duel season housing now. She is flying up tomorrow to see my Aunt and Uncle
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 11:58 AM (Ia/+0) 91
duel season?
She must be some kinda badass. Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 11:59 AM (XMwZJ) 92
@ 90 What's your sister have against your aunt and uncle?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 12:00 PM (XMwZJ) 93
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 25, 2025 12:01 PM (R+Qe7) 94
Parents do parody called "Trash car" to the tune of "Fast car. " Scroll down to avoid the description:
https://tinyurl.com/2w7she3t Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:02 PM (rZCVI) 95
Hi, Fen. Merry Christmas. How’d the service go last night?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:04 PM (77rzZ) 96
38 I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
- Hunter Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 25, 2025 11:18 AM (L/ I think his definition of snow might be…different. Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 12:04 PM (Wv0GD) 97
Duel season or often here Snowbirds, North in summer, south in winter
Posted by: Skip at December 25, 2025 12:04 PM (Ia/+0) 98
Christmas wrapping is saved in our family.
Posted by: Eromero ------------ Wife switched to Christmas bags many years ago. Upfront cost higher, but reusability many years over saves in the long run. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 25, 2025 12:07 PM (bQ4nt) 99
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2025 12:07 PM (Zz0t1) 100
I’m dreaming of a DEAD CITY with angles Euclid wouldn’t know….
Posted by: H.P. Lovecraft at December 25, 2025 12:07 PM (Wv0GD) 101
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 25, 2025 12:07 PM (Zz0t1) 102
One hundred first!
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 12:08 PM (Wv0GD) 103
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:04 PM (77rzZ
Thanks for asking It was fine. I was very touched that some of the family of one of our members who died three years ago came to the service. She always used to sit in the back with them and we had "Hark the herald angels" which was one of her favorite carols. They came in remembrance of her . She was a lovely woman and who was a public school teacher before schools went all woke. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:08 PM (rZCVI) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 12:09 PM (RuTUS) 105
That’s sweet, Fen.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:09 PM (77rzZ) 106
And Merry Christmas to you and yours Bulg.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 25, 2025 12:09 PM (rZCVI) 107
Thanks, Fen. And Merry Christmas to FenSpouse and FenSon.
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:11 PM (77rzZ) 108
Currently 71 degrees at Schloss Hadrian. Just so's you know. It was very foggy this morning and driving nearly an hour in the dark for Christmas Mass didn't seem safe. Went instead to the parish (sorry, Catholic community) up the road instead. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 25, 2025 12:11 PM (tgvbd) 109
Fröhliche Weihnachten!!!
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 25, 2025 12:11 PM (Wv0GD) 110
97 Duel season or often here Snowbirds, North in summer, south in winter
pistol season is best duel season Posted by: aaron burr at December 25, 2025 12:11 PM (edU/H) 111
Duel season. Pistols or swords?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2025 12:12 PM (pkeXY) 112
People are often the worst.
I spoke with my oldest buddy yesterday afternoon. He told me that his sister had sent a Christmas card to one of their long-ago neighbors and playmates, i.e., from when my friend was like 12. The card came back with a note: "We don't need this card. [The neighbor you sent it to] died two years ago." The end. Talk about classless. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:13 PM (wzUl9) 113
Crossbows or longbows?
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:13 PM (77rzZ) 114
Merry Christmas to all y'all!
Tonight, dinner at Fogo de Chao and a stroll along the Riverwalk to walk off some of the gluttony. Posted by: screaming in digital at December 25, 2025 12:14 PM (3lm7v) Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 12:14 PM (RuTUS) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:14 PM (MGYmP) 117
Hey, SiD! Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Bulg at December 25, 2025 12:15 PM (77rzZ) 118
Thanks Aaron Burr...I started to feel bad there for a moment.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 12:15 PM (XMwZJ) 119
116 Dual? Not Duel?
Is there fighting between their residences? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:14 PM (MGYmP) Dual duel? Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 12:15 PM (RuTUS) 120
Dual duel?
Posted by: m at December 25, 2025 12:15 PM (RuTUS) When wife swapping goes wrong! -Eyepatch McCain Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:16 PM (MGYmP) 121
@112 Wow. What assholes.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 12:17 PM (XMwZJ) 122
"We don't need this card. [The neighbor you sent it to] died two years ago." The end.
Talk about classless. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:13 PM (wzUl9) I have been called blunt, but I usually don't go out of my way to be vicious. You know, unless the person really misses me off. What a fucktard. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (MGYmP) Posted by: banana Dream at December 25, 2025 12:18 PM (3uBP9) 124
@112 Wow. What assholes.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at December 25, 2025 *** Given a choice between that kind of rudeness and the utter silence I got this past January when I sent my former mother-in-law a condolence card and note on the death of her daughter, my second wife, I guess I'll take the silence. At least you can tell yourself, "Maybe the card got lost in the mail." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 25, 2025 12:19 PM (wzUl9) 125
Yo, Bulg. Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 25, 2025 12:19 PM (3lm7v) 126
Still in an Inklings Christmas mood, so I pulled out my copy of "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" illustrated by Michael Hague.
The part where the grip of perpetual winter in Narnia is beginning to thaw gave me chills as a kid, and then Father Christmas shows up. "I've come at last," said he. "She has kept me out for a long time, but I have got in at last. Aslan is on the move. The witch's magic is weakening." And Lucy felt running through her that deep shiver of gladness which you only get if you are being solemn and still. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 25, 2025 12:20 PM (kpS4V) 127
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Looking forward to more duel 48 hour fasts and more sustainable weight loss in 2026! Lost 17 lbs in two months that include thanksgiving! Posted by: The MewTwix at December 25, 2025 01:03 PM (XodLO) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0251 seconds. |
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