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Cuteness Overload Cafe

seniordogportrait.jpg
A photographer shoots portraits of senior dogs
to bring attention to these experienced puppers

L'il sleepyhead.

Pygmy marmosets dining on peas. This is cute: A pygmy marmoset pets an insect.

More "Strandbeasts" or "Beach Animals." This is actually not AI. Just some sticks, some serious engineering know-how, some wind, and a lot of free time. The artist calls these weird creations "kinetic sculptures."

An oldie: A dog decides he's really what the paying public came out to see.

A, B, H. Always Be Herding. Always Be Herding.

Some kind of crazy Loony Toons situation.

Weinerdog raceway.

Dog wants to know if he can keep the dog he found.

#Goals.

Posted by: Ace at 07:35 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

2 lol first!

Posted by: Bryce at December 11, 2025 07:35 PM (5GspC)

3 Got all my holiday cards done today.

Some got Christmas cards; others got Krampus cards.

You know what you did.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 11, 2025 07:35 PM (kpS4V)

4 Yowza!

Posted by: Bryce at December 11, 2025 07:36 PM (5GspC)

5 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: alpine_beer at December 11, 2025 07:37 PM (van9r)

6 Pandas have to be a AI creation, no animals just have fun and eat and nothing else

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 07:38 PM (Ia/+0)

7 More morons and lurkers will read this post than bought Olivia Nuzzi's book last week.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

8 That otter make Nurse happy.
:-)

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 07:40 PM (2WIwB)

9 Only creature dumber than a panda is a baby panda.

Posted by: Somalis of the Bear World at December 11, 2025 07:40 PM (oftw2)

10 I bet Nuzzi's book was written by AI.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2025 07:41 PM (17l0u)

11 6 Pandas aren’t much into having sex. So, yeah, probably AI.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

12 6 Pandas aren’t much into having sex. So, yeah, probably AI.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

13 6 Pandas aren’t much into having sex. So, yeah, probably AI.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

14 Nice triple Lindy, bulg

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2025 07:41 PM (17l0u)

15 Sorry for the multiple postings. I hope that’s not a Barrelable offense:

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:42 PM (77rzZ)

16 Are marmosets counted as monkeys? Lemurs aren't. [looks it up]
Huh. Platyrrhines. So new-world paramonkeys.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 07:43 PM (gKWVE)

17 Some good news

@amuse 3m
PARDON! Trump has pardoned Tina Peters. The pardon will likely be challenged by Democrats sending the issue to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2025 07:43 PM (mlg/3)

18 Sea otters!


Squeeeeee! There’s a new souther sea otter at the Seattle Aquarium. Her name is Ruby. I will go and visit her SOON!

🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 07:43 PM (Cynha)

19 Can black pepper upset a dogs digestive system? The plate I used to prepare a steak (lotsa fresh ground pepper and some sea salt) is the same one on which I placed the steak as it came off the grill. Nice juicy plate, though with cracked pepper about.

Lily the 20 pound corgi lapped it clean.

She gonna be OK?

Posted by: M. Gaga at December 11, 2025 07:43 PM (KiBMU)

20 Are pandas in to having sex?

Posted by: the way I see it at December 11, 2025 07:43 PM (KDPiq)

21 Somebody unplug Bulg and then plug him back in.

Posted by: Socket To Me? at December 11, 2025 07:43 PM (oftw2)

22 There was a neat website about 20 years ago or so that had "soda" in it's name, that let you build models like those kinetic stick sculptures. Nearly identical really. Very complex models. Soda short for soda straw.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 07:44 PM (3uBP9)

23 Lemurs are primates, but not monkeys.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:44 PM (77rzZ)

24 Squeeeeee! There’s a new souther sea otter at the Seattle Aquarium. Her name is Ruby. I will go and visit her SOON!

🦦
Posted by: nurse ratched

Does she squeak in a lilting drawl?

Posted by: Southern Fried Fred at December 11, 2025 07:45 PM (oftw2)

25 Learning to match the beat of the Old World Monkey

Learning to catch the heat of the Third World Monkey

Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 07:47 PM (3uBP9)

26 I hear that the southern sea otters are the tastiest ones.

*ducks, runs away serpentine from Nurse*

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:47 PM (77rzZ)

27 Big Sea Otter still rules the day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2025 07:48 PM (17l0u)

28 Can black pepper upset a dogs digestive system? The plate I used to prepare a steak (lotsa fresh ground pepper and some sea salt) is the same one on which I placed the steak as it came off the grill. Nice juicy plate, though with cracked pepper about.

Lily the 20 pound corgi lapped it clean.

She gonna be OK?
Posted by: M. Gaga at December 11, 2025 07:43 PM (KiBMU)

their system is build to process garbage and decaying flesh, so probably fine.

I remember being surprised that my cats could eat bits of buffalo wing chicken with hot sauce without a quiver...those that were tempted in the first place.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 07:49 PM (8avO+)

29 Tuesday was Elvis' 9th birthday. If he and I are fortunate enough for him to live long enough he is going to look almost exactly like that photo.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 07:49 PM (viF8m)

30 Neener Neener Neener
Y’all are just jelly because ace loves me!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 07:50 PM (Cynha)

31 They may be old but they're still cute little guys.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 07:50 PM (6ydKt)

32 Tuesday was Elvis' 9th birthday. If he and I are fortunate enough for him to live long enough he is going to look almost exactly like that photo.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 07:49 PM (viF8m)

man he sure died young!

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 07:51 PM (8avO+)

33 Tuesday was Elvis' 9th birthday. If he and I are fortunate enough for him to live long enough he is going to look almost exactly like that photo.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 07:49 PM (viF8m)
----
I think you misplaced a decimal point....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 07:51 PM (ESVrU)

34 Happy Birthday, Elvis.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 07:51 PM (sDNVV)

35 14 Nice triple Lindy, bulg
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2025 07:41 PM (17l0u)
Say something once, why say it again?

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2025 07:51 PM (LHPAg)

36 In entertainment news, apparently Batman has stolen Spider-Man’s fiancée.

Robert Pattinson sure likes love triangles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 07:51 PM (XV/Pl)

37 Veterinary advice on this blog is the same as human medical advice:

Slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:51 PM (77rzZ)

38 Tuesday was Elvis' 9th birthday. If he and I are fortunate enough for him to live long enough he is going to look almost exactly like that photo.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 07:49 PM (viF8m)

man he sure died young!
Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 07:51 PM (8avO+)

Sorry, thought you were speaking of E Presley

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 07:52 PM (8avO+)

39 19. Pepper is an anti-inflammatory, probably good for the doggie. I put pepper in the tumeric capsules I make up for me and my dog. But the salt might cause some minor issues. Thirsty and and too much water in the guts.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 11, 2025 07:52 PM (hhkIi)

40 Pandas do in fact have sex, but not with other pandas. Any procreation is the result of artificial means or accidental.

Posted by: Panda Facts at December 11, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

41 Better turn this off.
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2025 07:53 PM (Ia/+0)

42 PARDON! Trump has pardoned Tina Peters. The pardon will likely be challenged by Democrats sending the issue to the Supreme Court.

I don't know offhand who Tina Peters is and I don't care enough to bingle her but I'm pretty sure the President's pardon power is not subject to judicial review. Or at least Hunter and Fauci better hope not.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 07:53 PM (3nLb4)

43 The Mini Strandbeest.

What a cool idea.

It's amazing the things people can come up with.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 11, 2025 07:53 PM (6ydKt)

44 Neener Neener Neener
Y’all are just jelly because ace loves me!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 07:50 PM (Cynha)

everyone loves the nurse....or else you get woken up for shots at 4AM

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 07:53 PM (8avO+)

45 Happy birthday Elvis.

May you get all the treats.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 07:54 PM (Cynha)

46 Pandas do in fact have sex, but not with other pandas. Any procreation is the result of artificial means or accidental.
Posted by: Panda Facts at December 11, 2025 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
---
The first nonhuman species to invent the sexbot?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 07:54 PM (ESVrU)

47 In entertainment news, apparently Batman has stolen Spider-Man’s fiancée.

Robert Pattinson sure likes love triangles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 07:51 PM (XV/Pl)


They aren't even in the same extended universe!

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 07:54 PM (8avO+)

48 Having seen some of the things a dog can and will eat, I think your pup will be ok.

Posted by: Panda Facts at December 11, 2025 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

49 >>Sorry, thought you were speaking of E Presley

Well he is a hound dog from the Ozarks so that's how he got his name.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 07:55 PM (viF8m)

50 I remember being surprised that my cats could eat bits of buffalo wing chicken with hot sauce without a quiver...those that were tempted in the first place.
Posted by: Oldcat

Not all animals can taste the same things. Obligate carnivores like cats don't need receptors for plant-based toxins like capsaicin, so maybe they don't have them?

Or maybe your cats are just hardcore.

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 07:55 PM (nhCoE)

51 Those Himalayan bears eat the bamboo from the bottom, starting at the exact point where the stem meets the ground.

In other words, they panda to the base.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:56 PM (77rzZ)

52 >>> I don't know offhand who Tina Peters is and I don't care enough to bingle her but I'm pretty sure the President's pardon power is not subject to judicial review. Or at least Hunter and Fauci better hope not.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 07:53 PM (3nLb4)


She was thrown in the dungeon by the stupid and gay leftist regime in Colorado for being a Republican and doing her job. What they plan for all of us.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 07:57 PM (3uBP9)

53 I think Tina Peters was an election official in Colorado who made a copy of some data on a voting machine because she suspected fraud from the Soros SOS and was prosecuted for election tampering or some such BS. She didn't do any tampering, just made a copy of the data is what I read about the case.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 11, 2025 07:57 PM (hhkIi)

54 I remember being surprised that my cats could eat bits of buffalo wing chicken with hot sauce without a quiver...those that were tempted in the first place.
Posted by: Oldcat

Not all animals can taste the same things. Obligate carnivores like cats don't need receptors for plant-based toxins like capsaicin, so maybe they don't have them?

Or maybe your cats are just hardcore.
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 07:55 PM (nhCoE)
----
I think my cats would still vomit up the chicken...they have sensitive tummies.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 07:57 PM (ESVrU)

55 ‘Night, Skip.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 07:58 PM (77rzZ)

56 Having seen some of the things a dog can and will eat, I think your pup will be ok.
Posted by: Panda Facts

Human:
Is it food?
Y) eat it
N) don't eat it.

Dog:
Eat it.
Was it food?
Y) good!
N) oh well.

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 07:58 PM (nhCoE)

57 A pygmy marmoset pets an insect.
_______
Oddly, that was "age restricted". (I'm not on X.)

Posted by: Eeyore at December 11, 2025 07:58 PM (s0JqF)

58 She was thrown in the dungeon by the stupid and gay leftist regime in Colorado for being a Republican and doing her job. What they plan for all of us.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 07:57 PM (3uBP9)
---
Interesting play from Trump. She's in prison for state offenses, not federal ones, but of course if the courts parse that out and say Trump's pardoning power does not extend to the states, the Texas and Florida AGs are going to be on Fauci like white on rice.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)

59 >>Happy birthday Elvis.

>>May you get all the treats.

He's still got more to go. It's more like birthday week. Yes, he's very spoiled.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 08:00 PM (viF8m)

60 Damn, nurse! I heard that "squee" from here!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2025 08:00 PM (Wnv9h)

61

Our pets are far more deserving of excellent medical care than most of the shit people living in our country.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:01 PM (3ek7K)

62 A pygmy marmoset pets an insect.
_______
Oddly, that was "age restricted". (I'm not on X.)
Posted by: Eeyore

It was heavy-petting the insect?

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 08:01 PM (nhCoE)

63 If Peters can be sprung from Pen-State by the Federal Executive, then Chauvin can be sprung too.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:02 PM (gKWVE)

64 A pygmy marmoset pets an insect.
_______
Oddly, that was "age restricted". (I'm not on X.)
Posted by: Eeyore

It was heavy-petting the insect?
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 08:01 PM (nhCoE)

The insect was below the age of consent.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 08:02 PM (8avO+)

65 Reminds me of Jaws.

They killed one and gutted it. Lot's of undigested things and a license plate.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 11, 2025 08:03 PM (EyfuW)

66 Pandas are kin to raccoons, just not so smart as raccoons.

Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2025 08:03 PM (LHPAg)

67 The Corgi will be fine.

You might get sick from using the same plate for raw and cooked meat, though.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2025 08:04 PM (IaZ7c)

68 Red pandas >>>> Giant pandas

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:04 PM (77rzZ)

69 The insect was below the age of consent.
Posted by: Oldcat

You vil fuck ze bugz.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

70 If Peters can be sprung from Pen-State by the Federal Executive, then Chauvin can be sprung too.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:02 PM (gKWVE)
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That is another implication.

This is yet another classic Trump squeeze play. Either way, he wins. If federal pardons are ruled outside state authority, a bunch of AGs are going to issue arrest warrants for Fauci and his minions, and bunch of various hack politicians will likewise be indicted on state charges.

Trump 2.0 is savage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 08:04 PM (ZOv7s)

71 >>>A pygmy marmoset pets an insect.

You say pet. I say investigates its edibility.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 11, 2025 08:05 PM (syz1S)

72 Hmmm no one really dug my idea for a Leftard Terror Alert Level?

Sometimes I'm just ahead of my time I guess. But I wish Trump would do it. He could also have a sign up when you enter DC

_______ Days Since the last Democrat Terror Attack

And he'd get away with it because he was shot by one. It's like being black. He can get away with a lot. He can be a professional victim now.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2025 08:05 PM (E0p3T)

73 Fauci was either in Dc, Maryland or Virginia. He’ll skate.

Posted by: Accomack at December 11, 2025 08:05 PM (8jVAy)

74 Every person that Trump has to pardon just shows how broken things are. Next time they'll imprison millions.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 08:05 PM (3uBP9)

75
It's all AI.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 08:06 PM (xgeFZ)

76 I remember being surprised that my cats could eat bits of buffalo wing chicken with hot sauce without a quiver...those that were tempted in the first place.
Posted by: Oldcat

Did they then pound a couple of Miller Lites, light up a Marlboro, and demand you change the channel to the Alabama game?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at December 11, 2025 08:06 PM (IrhVe)

77 >>> Just some sticks, some serious engineering know-how, some wind, and a lot of free time.

Land kites.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 11, 2025 08:06 PM (syz1S)

78 We’re starting to become domesticated! So that we can sponge off you humans even more efficiently than we do now!
— Raccoons

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:07 PM (77rzZ)

79 She is in poor health too. No reason for her to be in jail.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 11, 2025 08:07 PM (+mUZM)

80 74 Every person that Trump has to pardon just shows how broken things are. Next time they'll imprison millions.
Posted by: banana Dream
---

Got to build a bigger boat.
Envy those that know how to sail.
They aren't fuel limited.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 08:08 PM (xgeFZ)

81 Every person that Trump has to pardon just shows how broken things are. Next time they'll imprison millions.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 08:05 PM (3uBP9)
---
They can try.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 08:09 PM (ZOv7s)

82 I just had a thought concerning the tanker seizure. Reward the immediate participants in the seizure by convening a prize court. IIRC this was last used in WW2 and it would be a great morale booster for the troops. Also, it would cause more than a few strokes among those in the TDS crowd.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 11, 2025 08:09 PM (gm9Sb)

83 If Peters can be sprung from Pen-State by the Federal Executive, then Chauvin can be sprung too.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:02 PM (gKWVE)
---
That is another implication.

This is yet another classic Trump squeeze play. Either way, he wins. If federal pardons are ruled outside state authority, a bunch of AGs are going to issue arrest warrants for Fauci and his minions, and bunch of various hack politicians will likewise be indicted on state charges.

Trump 2.0 is savage.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd



Shouldn't have shot him.

Trump 2.0 This Time It's Personal

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2025 08:10 PM (cNcja)

84 We’re starting to become domesticated! So that we can sponge off you humans even more efficiently than we do now!
— Raccoons
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:07 PM (77rzZ)

Can't wait for the insane dog/cat breeders get hold of their gene pool.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2025 08:10 PM (8avO+)

85 72 Hmmm no one really dug my idea for a Leftard Terror Alert Level?
--

It doesn't meet Alinskey's criteria.

Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 08:13 PM (xgeFZ)

86 Raccoons, unlike pandas, are really into having sex.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)

87

Speaking of insane dog breeders. We have a rescue Chigi, a mix of chihuahua and corgi.

She is a wonderful addition to our lives.

We have wondered who the hell thought of breeding those two breeds. Apparently they are a "designer" dog, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:14 PM (3ek7K)

88 We've been looking for a doggo to adopt for several months. What a shitshow it is out there with shelters and rescues. If you don't want a part pitbull you're SOL. I think crazy people, women, have taken over the rescues.

Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2025 08:15 PM (uQzkA)

89 79 She is in poor health too. No reason for her to be in jail.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
-----------

She's in jail to remind you that they are merciless.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 08:16 PM (xgeFZ)

90 If federal pardons are ruled outside state authority, a bunch of AGs are going to issue arrest warrants for Fauci and his minions,
---

From you lips...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 08:18 PM (xgeFZ)

91
NCKate,

When we lost our last dog we were looking at the dog rescue sites. We would see a dog we were willing to adopt, but it turned out that a lot of the sites were bait and switch operations.

We would be told that dog is no longer available for adoption but we have all these pitbull rescues.

No dice.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:19 PM (3ek7K)

92 We've been looking for a doggo to adopt for several months. What a shitshow it is out there with shelters and rescues. If you don't want a part pitbull you're SOL. I think crazy people, women, have taken over the rescues.
Posted by: NCK



it is very rare to find any pitbulls, nearly everything is a "pit mix" and if you read the studies about those you see that there's no meaningful standard for determining what is a pit and what is not, it is usually done by visual identification and the standards vary from region to region across country.

find something you have a good report with and youre food to go

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:22 PM (7neCS)

93 Yeah so much of the rescues around here are scams too. Not sure what we will do. Things have very definitely changed in the last 15 years since we last adopted.

Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2025 08:23 PM (uQzkA)

94 Indiana GOP hands two free House seats to the Democrats in 2026.

What a bunch of retards.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 08:23 PM (l3YAf)

95
I saw a recent news item to the effect that the DOJ requested that Colorado transfer Tina Peters' charges to the Federal system, and that Colorado refused.

My understanding is that she in jail for retaining election records as required by law. Colorado created a different, conflicting law, apparently to cover their tracks, and that's the one that CO says she violated.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 08:23 PM (azNOR)

96 87 Chigi?

What is it with the capitalization of dog-breed names now? Does every damn thing have to be IP now, even dog breeds?

I should’ve trademarked “mutt” back in the day. I could’ve made a killing.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:24 PM (77rzZ)

97 Yeah, shelters can get kind of creative with their breed descriptions.

I have to get a DNA test done on Reef. The shelter portrayed him as a Blue Heeler mix, which i knew was bullshit, but I liked his eye. He has rotweiler coloring but is built more like a greyhound as he has grown. He has some small ticking which means blue wheeler is in the mix.

More energy than any ten dogs I have ever had. I mean absolutely insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 08:24 PM (zZu0s)

98 "find something you have a good report with and youre food to go
Posted by: n"

Especially with pits.

Posted by: fd at December 11, 2025 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

99 "find something you have a good report with and youre food to go
Posted by: n"

Especially with pits.
Posted by: fd


they are not any more dangerous than any other dog, its the owners.

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:26 PM (7neCS)

100 89
'She's in jail to remind you that they are merciless.'

I'd like an opportunity to be merciless.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 11, 2025 08:27 PM (fd80v)

101 I pay no attention to Candace Owens but over on X there's a big vid and thread about her asking for $ from her followers to pay for security. This is despite her husband's family being worth near a billion dollars. Griftus in unum , griftus in omnibus

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 08:28 PM (D+mpw)

102 any news yet on Teresa?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at December 11, 2025 08:28 PM (H9K3b)

103 "they are not any more dangerous than any other dog, its the owners.
Posted by: n"

Sure. They just fell in with the wrong crowd.

Posted by: fd at December 11, 2025 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

104 Our pets are far more deserving of excellent medical care than most of the shit people living in our country.

Posted by: four seasons

I’ve spent more on Lucy’s healthcare in the last several years than my own.

And she deserves it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 08:28 PM (tH3ut)

105 Well, this is interesting

@amuse 2m
WAR? China is rapidly militarizing its border with India, completing 36 hardened aircraft shelters at Lhunze airbase just 40 km from Arunachal Pradesh, allowing fast deployment of stealth jets and troops.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2025 08:29 PM (mlg/3)

106
nurse,

Amen.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:29 PM (3ek7K)

107 "they are not any more dangerous than any other dog, its the owners.
Posted by: n"

Sure. They just fell in with the wrong crowd.
Posted by: fd

have a pitmix now, nicest, kindest most gentle dog ever,

other breeds are way more vicious than pits, starting with dalmatians

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:30 PM (7neCS)

108 Last I saw a few hours ago Teresa was waiting to go under. Hopefully we hear something tonight.

Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2025 08:30 PM (uQzkA)

109 "they are not any more dangerous than any other dog, its the owners.
Posted by: n"

Sure. They just fell in with the wrong crowd.
Posted by: fd



loyalty

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:30 PM (7neCS)

110 Every person that Trump has to pardon just shows how broken things are. Next time they'll imprison millions.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 08:05 PM (3uBP9)
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They can try.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 08:09 PM (ZOv7s)

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Let's just cut to chase. Let them begin in my little town.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 08:31 PM (2WIwB)

111

The problem with adopting pit and pit mixes is we don't know their history. The dogs could have been taken away from bad owners.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:32 PM (3ek7K)

112 101 And this after Erika Kirk specifically asked Candace to stop talking shit about Charlie’s assassination.

Candace has gone over to the dark (oooooh — rayciss!!) side.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:32 PM (77rzZ)

113
105 Well, this is interesting

@amuse 2m
WAR? China is rapidly militarizing its border with India, completing 36 hardened aircraft shelters at Lhunze airbase just 40 km from Arunachal Pradesh, allowing fast deployment of stealth jets and troops.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2025 08:29 PM (mlg/3)

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Allows fast targeting by India, too.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 08:32 PM (azNOR)

114 One of the sweetest dogs I know is a Pit Bull. But I'd be reluctant to adopt one from a rescue where it's impossible to really know its history, how it was treated/mistreated, raised etc. When one of them goes bad it's very bad.

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 08:33 PM (bLGCi)

115 nurse,

Amen.
Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:29 PM (3ek7K)


This.
I spent several thousand on 'ol Joe before the end. I wish now I'd spent more. Maybe it would have helped.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 08:34 PM (2WIwB)

116

I was reading more about Candance today.

There is crazy and there is Candace.

She is nuts.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:35 PM (3ek7K)

117 Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released into the US.

Good job, Mr. President! What a pathetic coward Trump has proven to be.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 08:35 PM (l3YAf)

118 Good evening! I love the senior doggies. We need mad scientists working on making our animals live as long as we do. I love my boys, even my big black cat who is yelling at me in my ear for a bite of chicken right now. He is 12. I can’t believe it.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 08:36 PM (OoFl2)

119 est dogs I know is a Pit Bull. But I'd be reluctant to adopt one from a rescue where it's impossible to really know its history, how it was treated/mistreated, raised etc. When one of them goes bad it's very bad.
Posted by: gaf


we've rescued ours from kill shelters, they were born stray, caught stray, never had issues with any. ITs the owner not the dog.

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:36 PM (7neCS)

120 Tucker, Candace, et al. are the internet’s version of Ed Wood. Except that Ed Wood’s stuff was actually entertaining.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:36 PM (77rzZ)

121 Michigan head football coach Sherrone Moore has a beautiful wife three kids and was handed one of the top three collage football coaching jobs in America.
He tossed it all away because he couldn't keep his hands off his hot young blonde assistant.

Why do men do this?

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Dude, if you don't know, I can't tell you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 08:37 PM (L/fGl)

122 WAR? China is rapidly militarizing its border with India, completing 36 hardened aircraft shelters...


Well. Maybe.
What episode going on that demonstrates "rapid militarizing """" besides fixing up some shelters? And militarizes not necessarily mean preparing for war.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 08:37 PM (2WIwB)

123 The problem with adopting pit and pit mixes is we don't know their history. The dogs could have been taken away from bad owners.
Posted by: fo


same with any dog

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:37 PM (7neCS)

124 Tucker, Candace, et al. are the internet’s version of Ed Wood. Except that Ed Wood’s stuff was actually entertaining.
Posted by: Bulg


yeah, what the fuck is wrong with these retards, having some questions, not swallowing everything the gov says unthinkingly

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:38 PM (7neCS)

125 Michigan has announced they will hire the next coach Washington state university hires.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 08:39 PM (2WIwB)

126 Michigan head football coach Sherrone Moore has a beautiful wife three kids and was handed one of the top three collage football coaching jobs in America.
He tossed it all away because he couldn't keep his hands off his hot young blonde assistant.

Why do men do this?


two words

hot young blonde

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:39 PM (7neCS)

127 WAR? China is rapidly militarizing its border with India, completing 36 hardened aircraft shelters at Lhunze airbase just 40 km from Arunachal Pradesh, allowing fast deployment of stealth jets and troops.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2025 08:29 PM (mlg/3)

Hmmm. They should have fun with that. Or China is prepping for their next bioweapon release.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 08:40 PM (zZu0s)

128 114 One of the sweetest dogs I know is a Pit Bull. But I'd be reluctant to adopt one from a rescue where it's impossible to really know its history, how it was treated/mistreated, raised etc. When one of them goes bad it's very bad.
Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 08:33

The reality is almost every last mutt in the shelter is going to have pit in them. If you adopt and don’t know definitively what it is, prepare yourself for the dna test to come back with pit in some form or fashion.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 08:40 PM (OoFl2)

129 123 The problem with adopting pit and pit mixes is we don't know their history. The dogs could have been taken away from bad owners.
Posted by: fo


same with any dog
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:37 PM (7neCS)

If a rescued chihauhua goes rogue, you probably won't die.

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 08:40 PM (bLGCi)

130 124 Hey “n,” Eff off. Bigly.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

131 The reality is almost every last mutt in the shelter is going to have pit in them. If you adopt and don’t know definitively what it is, prepare yourself for the dna test to come back with pit in some form or fashion.
Posted by: Piper



same with labrador, everybody forgets most pits are "pitlab mixes"

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:41 PM (7neCS)

132 As for Carlson and Owens, I assume there's a secret Arrowhead Project somewhere and extradimensional brainworms burrowed into their heads.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:41 PM (gKWVE)

133 Some girl bosses I like.

.@Sec_Noem cooks @RepShriThanedar: "America is very happy that, finally, they have a president in the White House that gets up every day to keep them safe."

"I will consider your asking me to resign as an endorsement of my work."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 08:42 PM (L/fGl)

134 Wasn't it a couple of months ago there was video and news about huge troop movements in "China and then nothing more.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 08:42 PM (sDNVV)

135 ey “n,” Eff off. Bigly.
Posted by: Bulg


youre so smart, you have figured out how to not even think now!

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:42 PM (7neCS)

136 How did pits take over the entire shelter system? That's an amazing feat.

Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2025 08:42 PM (uQzkA)

137

Bulg,

n has the right to voice his opinion just like you.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:43 PM (3ek7K)

138 NCKate,, no spay or neutering by the owners.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 08:44 PM (sDNVV)

139 Wasn't it a couple of months ago there was video and news about huge troop movements in "China and then nothing more.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 08:42 PM (sDNVV)

Honestly it seems like we have been hearing the same shit for the past decade or more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

140 If a rescued chihauhua goes rogue, you probably won't die.
Posted by: gaf


yeah, as I noted the pits in most dog attacks are not purebreed pits, if they have any pit in them, which they often do not, they are mixed with something else.

they were never a thing as dogs go for violence until hoodrats started raising them in the 90s

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:44 PM (7neCS)

141 NCKate,, no spay or neutering by the owners.
Posted by: Ben


hardly anything gets out of shelters unfixed

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:45 PM (7neCS)

142 How did pits take over the entire shelter system? That's an amazing feat.
Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2025 08:42 PM (uQzkA)

And a lot of people love the breed. White or black. It seems to be more an economic thing. Maybe regional too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

143 I remember being surprised that my cats could eat bits of buffalo wing chicken with hot sauce without a quiver...those that were tempted in the first place.
Posted by: Oldcat

Not all animals can taste the same things. Obligate carnivores like cats don't need receptors for plant-based toxins like capsaicin, so maybe they don't have them?

Or maybe your cats are just hardcore.
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 07:55 PM (nhCoE)
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I think my cats would still vomit up the chicken...they have sensitive tummies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 07:57 PM (ESVrU

Cats can be attracted to pepper- I have to watch Kovu, he will lick the pepper shaker. Because they smell so well, pepper is intriguing to them, and they have bitter taste receptors so pepper tingles those. But it can cause upset tummies, so not always the best thing to feed them.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 08:45 PM (OoFl2)

144 How did pits take over the entire shelter system? That's an amazing feat.
Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2025 08:42 PM (uQzkA)

And a lot of people love the breed. White or black. It seems to be more an economic thing. Maybe regional too.
Posted by: Ae


it is mostly mislabeling

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:46 PM (7neCS)

145 >>The reality is almost every last mutt in the shelter is going to have pit in them.

The real reality is pit bull is not a real breed. It's a name for dogs with a mix of terrier breeds.

Terriers tend to be aggressive. It's their nature. Different breeds do have different characteristics just like horses and other animals. Doesn't mean they can't be raised to be good pets but no, all breeds are not the same.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 08:46 PM (viF8m)

146 The most vicious dog I ever met was a labradoodle- but he had been abused. Fucking psycho.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

147 Just a figment of imagination arising from our paranoid delusions.

Joy Reid claims there is no such thing as liberal corporate media: "It's never existed."

This from the person who was given a Hate TV platform for years by liberal corporate media.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 08:47 PM (L/fGl)

148 Pit bulls are the worst dog species. They should all be put to death and their owners fined.

Violent, worthless creatures unfit to live among humankind.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 08:47 PM (l3YAf)

149 The 100 that never get picked up to be put in a shelter don't get spayed or neutered.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 08:47 PM (sDNVV)

150 135 Way to leave off the first letter of your retort, genius.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:47 PM (77rzZ)

151 >>> The reality is almost every last mutt in the shelter is going to have pit in them. If you adopt and don’t know definitively what it is, prepare yourself for the dna test to come back with pit in some form or fashion.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 08:40 PM (OoFl2)


Yep. We have a tiny dog from the pound, less than 15 lbs. Looks like some terrier, but hard to tell. DNA test showed chihuahua with pit bull.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 08:47 PM (3uBP9)

152 I love my boys, even my big black cat who is yelling at me in my ear for a bite of chicken right now. He is 12. I can’t believe it.
Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 08:36 PM (OoFl2)

My cats are indoor-outdoor cats, and they made it pretty old. I think the two oldest ladies are 17, and the old toms were 15 - one had a cancer and one got et and he was always a bit sickly.
I think it is a mix of wet and dry food that is best, and control the fleas and parasites.
Cats don't like bitterness, and sometimes tap water can be bitter to them. That can keep them from drinking enough water, so I put a pinch of salt in the water bowl to take away some of the bitterness for them. Cats are prey to kidney problems so the extra water is best for them.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 08:48 PM (rbvCR)

153 other breeds are way more vicious than pits, starting with dalmatians
Posted by: n

Then are there are other breeds that are way less vicious than pits, too? Or are pits nicer than, say, golden retrievers?

Disclaimer: the only dog that ever bit me was a dachshund.

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 08:48 PM (nhCoE)

154 135 Way to leave off the first letter of your retort, genius.
Posted by: Bulg


here you go again with the thinking man's arguments.

You're super smart.

Everybody should do what you say

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:48 PM (7neCS)

155 DNA test showed chihuahua with pit bull.
Posted by: banana Dream

I didn't know the Paolo owned a chihuahua.

Posted by: because, damn at December 11, 2025 08:49 PM (nhCoE)

156 Then are there are other breeds that are way less vicious than pits, too? Or are pits nicer than, say, golden retrievers?

Disclaimer: the only dog that ever bit me was a dachshund.
Posted by: mikes

The thing is the data regarding pit attacks is not very accurate because so many dogs that are some variety of mix are labeled pits

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:49 PM (7neCS)

157 Evening, Cafe habitues,

Watching the first broadcast Trek episode, "The Man Trap." It struck me anew how hushed Shatner's delivery is as he narrates the captain's log, as if he is trying not to intrude on the story or trying not to be overheard. It made me try to remember some other TV show or movie where I'd noted the same thing.

It took me half an hour to recall: the narration by Joe, William Holden, for Sunset Boulevard. It's almost as if Joe does not want to be overheard -- or is talking on the phone with someone and is keeping his voice down to as not to disturb someone else. The technique is appropriate in both properties.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 08:49 PM (wzUl9)

158 Obama: "Chicago is where Michelle was raised, where I got my start as an organizer, and where we built a family together. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next June, it will be our way to give back to a city that has given us so much."

It cost a billion. How much are you chipping in, Barry? I'm guessing precisely zero. So how are you and big mike "giving back" exactly?

Typical Marxist: mine is mine and yours is mine.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 08:50 PM (1Nv0l)

159 Why are people DNA testing dogs?

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 08:50 PM (bLGCi)

160 OT: it's a real ego boost to get a rejection email from some company I didn't even have a record of applying to.
It's like precrime in Minority Report.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:50 PM (gKWVE)

161 117 Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released into the US.

Good job, Mr. President! What a pathetic coward Trump has proven to be.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 08:35 PM (l3YAf)

I'm kind of amazed myself. Every time I think it can't keep going it does. If they can keep it going through November, it will be maybe the most amazing piece of manipulation I've ever seen.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 11, 2025 08:50 PM (pIfcn)

162 Why are people DNA testing dogs?
Posted by: gaf


same as why retards use 23 and me

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:51 PM (7neCS)

163 yeah, what the fuck is wrong with these retards, having some questions, not swallowing everything the gov says unthinkingly
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:38 PM (7neCS)

Yep, except Mark Levin, he has the inside track.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 08:51 PM (rbvCR)

164 Why do men do this?

Too much time on their hands RE- unemployed.

Instead of trying to be productive they spend the day resenting the wife that supports them (pays the bills) and chase (stalk) imaginary conquests.

Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 08:51 PM (F3Dlr)

165 I didn't know the Paolo owned a chihuahua.
Posted by: because, damn
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Well, it's a chihuahua to us, but a great dane to the Paolo. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 08:51 PM (1Nv0l)

166 This guy thinks he knows how to survive a dog attack.

https://is.gd/Hd52ZO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 08:51 PM (L/fGl)

167 137 And I have my right to call him (or her) out on it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:51 PM (77rzZ)

168 I've not been bit by a dog ever. I did get nipped by a cat once but not hard (it was setting boundaries I guess).

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (gKWVE)

169 Goldens are vicious when they run at you and body check you, looking for pets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (zZu0s)

170 Yep, except Mark Levin, he has the inside track.
Posted by: Kin

the guy that wants everybody he disagrees with deplatformed?

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (7neCS)

171
What is it with the capitalization of dog-breed names now? Does every damn thing have to be IP now, even dog breeds?

__________

*looks blankly*

I've always capitalized dog breeds. If you own one, you're so proud of it you want to make it all caps.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (tgvbd)

172
it is mostly mislabeling
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:46

Most shelters have no idea what they are looking at, they guess. If that lab mix you are adopting has eyes in different zip codes, you are looking at a pit mix. Shelters And try really hard to avoid pit labeling, too. It’s DNA testing that is showing the high levels of pits in shelter dogs. Also, shelters are interesting in that they send dogs to other shelters all the time. Some of it is to level vet spend, I will take 1 high needs dog of yours if you take those 5 pit / husky crosses. It’s kind of bizarre - if they get a purebred dog in, a lot of shelters will not allow a direct adoption but will send them to a breed rescue who will charge you 3 times as much to adopt.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (OoFl2)

173 Maybe we can argue about which regional style of pizza is best for a change of pace.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (3nLb4)

174 And I have my right to call him (or her) out on it.
Posted by: Bulg


yeah, when you get around to that be sure to give everybody warning,

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:53 PM (7neCS)

175 I have rescued 19 dogs out of the shelter here and the rate of pit /crosses has risen 50 fold.
My personal policy is I will never have one or let one be on my place.
Those of you that have them and love them, Good on ya.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 08:53 PM (sDNVV)

176 the guy that wants everybody he disagrees with deplatformed?
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (7neCS)

He has the RIGHT of that. He has written ACTUAL BOOKS. He is a LAWYER. He is smart, not stupid like those other guys.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 08:54 PM (rbvCR)

177 Most shelters have no idea what they are looking at, they guess. If that lab mix you are adopting has eyes in different zip codes, you are looking at a pit mix. Shelters And try really hard to avoid pit labeling, too. It’s DNA testing that is showing the high levels of pits in shelter dogs. Also, shelters are interesting in that they send dogs to other shelters all the time. Some of it is to level vet spend, I will take 1 high needs dog of yours if you take those 5 pit / husky crosses. It’s kind of bizarre - if they get a purebred dog in, a lot of shelters will not allow a direct adoption but will send them to a breed rescue who will charge you 3 times as much to adopt.
Posted by: Piper


I agree with you, where are you, are you working with shelters?

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:54 PM (7neCS)

178 154 No, idiot, just proofread the stuff you post, if you’re so freaking brilliant.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

179 Too much time on their hands RE- unemployed.

Instead of trying to be productive they spend the day resenting the wife that supports them (pays the bills) and chase (stalk) imaginary conquests.
Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 08:51 PM (F3Dlr)

Women are hilarious.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 08:55 PM (l3YAf)

180 Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released into the US.

Good job, Mr. President! What a pathetic coward Trump has proven to be.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 08:35 PM (l3YAf)
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Guy was shot in the head, and kept going.

Maybe sit this one out.

The judges are beclowning themselves, and Trump is humoring them. Maryland Man is being watched more closely by the feds than the Fulda Gap was in 1983.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 08:55 PM (ZOv7s)

181 He has the RIGHT of that. He has written ACTUAL BOOKS. He is a LAWYER. He is smart, not stupid like those other guys.
Posted by: Kin


nobody saying he does not have the right to the opinion, but it is a stark departure from what most would have sed is a bedrock principle of conservatism

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (7neCS)

182 To be clear, I see nothing cowardly, I see calculation. Garcia is a great asset. Tying his indefensible case to the Ds and letting him be the face of the issue is far better than letting Ds paint the issue as kids and abuelas being rounded up.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (pIfcn)

183
Why are people DNA testing dogs?
Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 08:50 PM (bLGCi)

__________

We had a dual-sire litter in 2022. By doing DNA testing we were able to determine all three pups came from only one of the donors. Unfortunately, the wrong one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (tgvbd)

184
The beauty of AOS is people have different opinions.

There is no reason for people to be assholes towards different opinions.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (3ek7K)

185 *looks blankly*

I've always capitalized dog breeds. If you own one, you're so proud of it you want to make it all caps.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (tgvbd)

I thought they always were capitalized, too. Like a name or country.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (Wmg4n)

186 He tossed it all away because he couldn't keep his hands off his hot young blonde assistant.

Why do men do this?

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Asked and answered.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (1Nv0l)

187 Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 08:51 PM (F3Dlr)

The topic was Sherrone Moore who had a job already when he stepped out.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:57 PM (gKWVE)

188 No, idiot, just proofread the stuff you post, if you’re so freaking brilliant.
Posted by: Bulg


yeah, your'e bring the heat now, ad hominem attacks, and grammar nazi!

Everybody is going to be agreeing with you now!

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:57 PM (7neCS)

189 There is no reason for people to be assholes towards different opinions.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (3ek7K)

The reason is: people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 08:58 PM (zZu0s)

190 Men built civilization. We’ve always built civilization. And we did it to get laid.

Guys wanting to get young tail is literally the only reason you’re not freezing in a cave right now.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 08:58 PM (l3YAf)

191 Saw this at the end of the Homan thread:

289 Teresa is out of surgery. Doctor decided against resection and instead installed a pump to deliver chemo directly to the liver.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 11, 2025 08:38 PM (PQ0Vo)

Posted by: Cate in IN at December 11, 2025 08:58 PM (icWyt)

192 We had a dual-sire litter in 2022. By doing DNA testing we were able to determine all three pups came from only one of the donors. Unfortunately, the wrong one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (tgvbd)

You do show/competition dogs, right?

I'm talking about Joe Sixpack. Why is he getting Muttly DNA tested?

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 08:58 PM (bLGCi)

193
Guys wanting to get young tail is literally the only reason you’re not freezing in a cave right now.
Posted by: Disinteres



This is true, men will do anything for sex

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:58 PM (7neCS)

194 🤣🤣🤣

https://tinyurl.com/yc2mx8tv

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 08:59 PM (g47mK)

195 Guys wanting to get young tail is literally the only reason you’re not freezing in a cave right now.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director

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Yep. Men will die to get tail. It's evolution. We're literally programmed to nut or die trying.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 09:00 PM (1Nv0l)

196 It's going to get down into the teens here over the weekend, wow. With highs in the 30s.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 09:01 PM (3uBP9)

197 I hate unnecessary capitalization. Unless there’s a legit IP issue involved somehow, I’m not capitalizing the names of any domestic-critter breeds.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:01 PM (77rzZ)

198 DNA testing is required for registration of all AQHA horses.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:01 PM (sDNVV)

199 This is true, men will do anything for sex
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:58 PM (7neCS)
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The Trojan War was literally fought over a single hot young chick. It's what men do.

The interesting thing about Moore is that U-M knew about this for months and did nothing. They were fine with him having a side piece until he lost to the Buckeyes, and that's when they fired him.

But after Signing Day, of course.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:02 PM (ZOv7s)

200 The topic was Sherrone Moore who had a job already when he stepped out.
Posted by: gKWVE

My mistake, I apologize.

Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 09:02 PM (F3Dlr)

201 I always have a bittersweet smile for any elder dogs I see.

Wish my boy would have gotten old.

Older dogs need love too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 11, 2025 09:02 PM (xcxpd)

202 It's going to get down into the teens here over the weekend, wow. With highs in the 30s.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 09:01 PM (3uBP9)

I saw earlier it was supposed to be a high of 14 and low of 2 on sunday here (KY.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:02 PM (zZu0s)

203 I guess bartending pays better than I thought.

New York Post@nypost
AOC splurged nearly $50K on pricey hotel stays, dining and renting Puerto Rico concert venue where Bad Bunny performed

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Speaking of entertaining, my daughter had a couple in her cafe /restaurant, which is kind of a gourmet hot dog joint but definitely blue collar, she cut them off and ordered an Uber for them and they left her a $350 tip!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 09:02 PM (L/fGl)

204 Older dogs need love too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew


There has never been a happy ending to any of those stories

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:03 PM (7neCS)

205 For those keeping track at home, Moore is the 7th Michigan coach to be arrested since 2015. Must be something in the drinking water.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)

206 nobody saying he does not have the right to the opinion, but it is a stark departure from what most would have sed is a bedrock principle of conservatism
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (7neCS)

He has written better books the Bill O'Reilly, that is how he can say he is more conservative.

Joking aside, it is a mystery to what conservatives think they are conserving, on the whole. Bill Buckley was conserving his personal country club and his position as Pope, and I had hoped the new generation would attempt to conserve our traditional rights and securities . . . And we got the Patriot Act and open immigration and H1B programs, and vaccine mandates, and fees to register to get a background check to buy guns, and digital safety acts, and schools that trans the kids without parental consent.

So I have to hate Tucker and Candace and believe Levin. Winning. Yay. Five lights.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 09:03 PM (rbvCR)

207

I still love my old dog after almost 50 years.

Yes, old dogs need love too.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 09:03 PM (3ek7K)

208 High of 27 here on Monday. It's below freezing for four days. I saw the lake was starting to freeze on my daily walk today. That should finish it off. Then I can throw stones across it and listen to the "pings".

I am nothing if not a simple man.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 09:04 PM (1Nv0l)

209 The Greeks also were probably interested in the trade flowing by Troy as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:04 PM (zZu0s)

210 >> Guy was shot in the head, and kept going.

And he still is letting judges run the country. What a joke.

>> The judges are beclowning themselves, and Trump is humoring them.

What does this even mean?

Dems retake the House in ‘26. Trump will be impeached again, and this time he’ll have earned it. I wonder if it’s starting to dawn on Hegseth and Miller (who I like!) that they’re going to spend time in prison before this is all over with..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 09:04 PM (l3YAf)

211 I agree with you, where are you, are you working with shelters?
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:54 PM (7neCS
I am in Alabama, I don’t work with shelters directly. One of my very good friends is a well known Shiba rescuer- though he will go get any breed that needs to be saved. He is contacted by lots of private rescue organizations who don’t have room or resources and he will drive wherever to get them and match to his list of prospective adopters or bring them to legit breed rescue orgs or fosters who do have room. He also has a Shiba sanctuary for those with bite histories, etc. people really do not understand how difficult Shibas are, they get them because they are cute. Anyway, that is another conversation. The things he goes through with actual shelters is incredibly frustrating. The stories are maddening.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:04 PM (Wmg4n)

212 nobody saying he does not have the right to the opinion, but it is a stark departure from what most would have sed is a bedrock principle of conservatism
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 08:56 PM (7neCS)

He has written better books the Bill O'Reilly, that is how he can say he is more conservative.

Joking aside, it is a mystery to what conservatives think they are conserving, on the whole. Bill Buckley was conserving his personal country club and his position as Pope, and I had hoped the new generation would attempt to conserve our traditional rights and securities . . . And we got the Patriot Act and open immigration and H1B programs, and vaccine mandates, and fees to register to get a background check to buy guns, and digital safety acts, and schools that trans the kids without parental consent.

So I have to hate Tucker and Candace and believe Levin. Winning. Yay. Five lights.
Posted by: Kin


that's fine but how many books do you need to get "America First, everything else second"?

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:05 PM (7neCS)

213
We have six dogs who are 10 years old, which is a good age for a Borzoi. I fear for next year.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 09:05 PM (tgvbd)

214 Garcia is a de facto citizen now. If he couldn’t be deported in 2025, there’s slim chance next year.

And Dems will give him citizenship for his “heroism” the second they hold power again.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 09:06 PM (l3YAf)

215 I am in Alabama, I don’t work with shelters directly. One of my very good friends is a well known Shiba rescuer- though he will go get any breed that needs to be saved. He is contacted by lots of private rescue organizations who don’t have room or resources and he will drive wherever to get them and match to his list of prospective adopters or bring them to legit breed rescue orgs or fosters who do have room. He also has a Shiba sanctuary for those with bite histories, etc. people really do not understand how difficult Shibas are, they get them because they are cute. Anyway, that is another conversation. The things he goes through with actual shelters is incredibly frustrating. The stories are maddening.
Posted by: Piper


very, very, cool

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:06 PM (7neCS)

216 >>> Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:01 PM (sDNVV)


Have you had any trouble from that nervous system damaging horse virus that's traveling around? They are shutting down rodeos and stuff around here in GA. Not to much of a problem now being winter and all. But hopefully doesn't extend too much into next year's completion season. My daughter started barrel racing this year.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 11, 2025 09:06 PM (3uBP9)

217 204 Older dogs need love too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew


There has never been a happy ending to any of those stories
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:03 PM (7neCS)

Sometimes we take the pain to make someone else's life a little better at the end of their days. It's hard and I respect anyone who can do it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at December 11, 2025 09:06 PM (xcxpd)

218 188 I don’t give a f**k who agrees or disagrees with me, a-hole. Except, I’m pretty sure that I thoroughly dislike you. So, yeah, ad hominem attacks would be appropriate in that case.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:07 PM (77rzZ)

219
I'm talking about Joe Sixpack. Why is he getting Muttly DNA tested?

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 08:58 PM

Because people love their dogs and want to know which doggies make them up. It also can give insight into personalities, potential health issues, etc.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:07 PM (Wmg4n)

220
289 Teresa is out of surgery. Doctor decided against resection and instead installed a pump to deliver chemo directly to the liver.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at December 11, 2025 08:38 PM (PQ0Vo)
Posted by: Cate in IN at December 11, 2025 08:58 PM (icWyt)

I was just thinking about her and praying for her recovery. Thanks.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 11, 2025 09:08 PM (WONhk)

221 Sometimes we take the pain to make someone else's life a little better at the end of their days. It's hard and I respect anyone who can do it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew


I am not saying do not do so, quite the opposite, for the very reason you mentioned, was saying there are no happy endings to any story with any of those.

I have been wanting to do so with old dogs, for the reason you said, you'd be surprised how much you can take, but its too hard with the better half.

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:08 PM (7neCS)

222 Goldens are vicious when they run at you and body check you, looking for pets.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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True!

Neighbors have 2 Goldens-- If they're out when I walk to mailbox... They barrel toward me like freight trains and...

BAM!-- "Look, I brought my toy! Let's play!"

WHUMP-- "I love you! Oh, you're still standing-- I'm gonna lean on you until I knock you over *that way*."

Posted by: JQ at December 11, 2025 09:08 PM (rdVOm)

223 218 188 I don’t give a f**k who agrees or disagrees with me, a-hole. Except, I’m pretty sure that I thoroughly dislike you. So, yeah, ad hominem attacks would be appropriate in that case.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09

Bulg, stop. Just ignore. This isn’t worth it. Please.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:08 PM (Wmg4n)

224 Stop fighting, kids.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 09:09 PM (1Nv0l)

225 This might be a good thread to remind people that Shep's Place exists specifically to rescue senior dogs and will accept donations in memory of our late friend Jewells.

https://www.shepsplace.org/donate/

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 09:09 PM (3nLb4)

226 banana Dream, the biggest outbreaks have been in the Houston and Waco area. There are no cases in my county.

Best of luck to your daughter

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:09 PM (sDNVV)

227 186 He tossed it all away because he couldn't keep his hands off his hot young blonde assistant.

Why do men do this?
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Asked and answered.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators
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But why did she tell the administration?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 09:09 PM (xgeFZ)

228
I'm talking about Joe Sixpack. Why is he getting Muttly DNA tested?

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025

***
Linda has suggested doing that for my mixed-breed black cat Stirling. I say, "What's the point? He doesn't care."

As for Dagny, I know her history and lineage: Siberian on both sides, back multiple generations.

Like Coof tests, not much reason to get involved in such things. "If you don't have symptoms of a cold or flu? No need for a test. You have symptoms? Treat them, take medicine, rest, eat. Get better. No need for a test. If you don't get better, go to the hospital. They'll do any testing. No need for a test. Done."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:10 PM (wzUl9)

229 But why did she tell the administration?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 09:09 PM (xgeFZ)


You know why.

OF will net her millions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 11, 2025 09:10 PM (17l0u)

230 The Boston Globe@BostonGlobe
Progressive activists plan to show solidarity with Boston’s immigrant communities next week, dumping ice into the harbor as part of what they’re calling an “ICE Tea Party.”

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ICE, baby, ICE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 09:10 PM (L/fGl)

231 I don’t give a f**k who agrees or disagrees with me, a-hole. Except, I’m pretty sure that I thoroughly dislike you. So, yeah, ad hominem attacks would be appropriate in that case.
Posted by: Bulg


you have some other kind of attack? something involving logic, facts, reason?

besides which I've met way more morons than you, been here longer, even hosted the vegas mome. my hq cred is everybit as good

you've got nothing

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:11 PM (7neCS)

232 I know all the dogs on my street. I like all the dogs on my street. I don't like many people who live on my street however.

Posted by: NCKate at December 11, 2025 09:11 PM (uQzkA)

233 But why did she tell the administration?

Posted by: Braen


did he meet her younger hotter sister or her older hotter mother?

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:12 PM (7neCS)

234 223 Piper, In deference to you, I will stop.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:12 PM (77rzZ)

235 218 188 I don’t give a f**k who agrees or disagrees with me, a-hole. Except, I’m pretty sure that I thoroughly dislike you. So, yeah, ad hominem attacks would be appropriate in that case.
Posted by: Bulg
-----

In your language: You are showing your ass arguing with a troll.

In other words you are being taken.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 09:12 PM (xgeFZ)

236 don't you know who I am ?

Posted by: alpine_beer at December 11, 2025 09:12 PM (van9r)

237 But why did she tell the administration?

Posted by: Braenyar

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Dunno. Maybe he had promised her he would leave his family and reneged. Hell hath no fury and all that. I don't know the story -- only the snippets I have seen people mention.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 09:12 PM (1Nv0l)

238 Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)

Take it down a notch, or take a long break.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2025 09:13 PM (n9ltV)

239 I know all the dogs on my street. I like all the dogs on my street. I don't like many people who live on my street however.
Posted by: NCK



dogs are better than humans , generally

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:13 PM (7neCS)

240

People here have different opinions.

Do we think we can convince them to think like we do?

No, so let it go.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 09:13 PM (3ek7K)

241 'Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig LIKES it.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (zZu0s)

242 230 The Boston Globe@BostonGlobe
Progressive activists plan to show solidarity with Boston’s immigrant communities next week, dumping ice into the harbor as part of what they’re calling an “ICE Tea Party.”

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ICE, baby, ICE!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Dumping ice into icy cold Boston Harbor. Yea, that will show them.

Retards.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (C26rB)

243 What does this even mean?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 09:04 PM (l3YAf)
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Are you retarded? Not a personal attack, but you do understand the concept of letting someone make a total ass of themselves and just feeding them so that they do it again and again.

That is what Trump is doing. He will not defy a court order. He scrupulously follows them, no matter how unlawful or asinine, and he leaves it to the other judges to untangle this bullshit the the left has spun for itself.

Trump's brain trust knows that this is twisting Roberts' guts because it is destroying the legitimacy of the courts. There is no precedent, no reason behind these rulings, just naked assertions of power, and as much as these judges are slapped down, they do it again. And so Trump lets the guy go, and then will arrest him because HE'S HERE ILLEGALLY, and they can't get past that. They just keep saying "MOAR PROCESS," so he gives it to them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (ZOv7s)

244 OT: it's a real ego boost to get a rejection email from some company I didn't even have a record of applying to.
It's like precrime in Minority Report.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:50 PM (gKWVE)


Or phishing.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (2WIwB)

245 218 188 I don’t give a f**k who agrees or disagrees with me, a-hole. Except, I’m pretty sure that I thoroughly dislike you. So, yeah, ad hominem attacks would be appropriate in that case.
Posted by: Bulg

You are responding to an anonymous person that has no better place to be than here, respond accordingly.

Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (F3Dlr)

246 168 I've not been bit by a dog ever. I did get nipped by a cat once but not hard (it was setting boundaries I guess).
Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:52 PM (gKWVE)

I still have a scar in the middle of my forehead from a Great Dane bite at age 7. He did NOT appreciate my smooches.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (Wmg4n)

247 Someone smart once said that arguing with a fool is like wrestling with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (1Nv0l)

248 >>>226 banana Dream, the biggest outbreaks have been in the Houston and Waco area. There are no cases in my county.
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I'm breaking out I tell ya, I'm gettin outa here you dirty coppers... - rakes tin cup across bars.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 09:15 PM (xgeFZ)

249 Older dogs need love too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew

***
At the SpayMart location yesterday, they had a sign up advertising their "Match a Senior Cat to a Senior" program. You have to be 68 or older, and the cat will be 7 or more. They match you up, give you 14 days of food and supplies, and provide some initial vet care as well as giving the animal vaccinations in advance. And they will take the cat back if it proves you can't care for him.

Since a 7-year-old cat is only about 35-40 in human terms, it's a bit of a mismatch in the name, but the idea is that an older cat will be more settled and easier for an older human to handle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:15 PM (wzUl9)

250 You are responding to an anonymous person that has no better place to be than here, respond accordingly.
Posted by: old ch


I thought we were friends?

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:15 PM (7neCS)

251 that's fine but how many books do you need to get "America First, everything else second"?
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:05 PM (7neCS)

Is that what he is writing?

I always hear him periodically yelling "Ma! The meatloaf!" I should pay closer attention when my wife is listening to him.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 09:16 PM (rbvCR)

252
The Big Dummy walked at today's Central Florida KC show. Her Majesty said that under this judge the dog had to be lame to have a chance. But TBD looked good and showed well. He has tomorrow off, then the AKC National Championship show Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 09:16 PM (tgvbd)

253 238 CBD, I have disengaged. Sorry for the turmoil.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:16 PM (77rzZ)

254 Sometimes Bulg gets in an ornery mood and picks fights.

This is one of them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:16 PM (ZOv7s)

255 Listen, all I’m saying is nobody was ever killed by a dachshund.

Probably.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 09:17 PM (XV/Pl)

256 😂😂😂

https://tinyurl.com/3v7vtbvs

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 09:17 PM (g47mK)

257 Is that what he is writing?

I always hear him periodically yelling "Ma! The meatloaf!" I should pay closer attention when my wife is listening to him.
Posted by: Kin


I have not read his books but I have heard some of his commentary, if he wants to deplatform or cancel somebody , American, for criticizing another country, I would say that's not especially conservative.

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:17 PM (7neCS)

258 Dachshunds are tripping hazards.

Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 09:18 PM (1Nv0l)

259 *pops popcorn*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 09:18 PM (8gXYW)

260 daschunds would kill you if they had the chance

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:19 PM (7neCS)

261 Thank you, Bulg.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:19 PM (Wmg4n)

262 "Cuteness Overload Cafe" degenerates into bar fight.

Pure Horde.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:19 PM (ZOv7s)

263 >Dumping ice into icy cold Boston Harbor. Yea, that will show them.

Retards.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (C26rB)

Will they dress up as Injuns too? Because that would be hilarious.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 09:20 PM (GTqXr)

264 Dachshunds are proof G-d has a sense of humor and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)

265 trolls, TROLLS, TROLLS!!

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 09:20 PM (g47mK)

266 He has tomorrow off, then the AKC National Championship show Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025

We all need t-shirts that say “Team The Big Dummy”

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:20 PM (Wmg4n)

267 255 Listen, all I’m saying is nobody was ever killed by a dachshund.

Probably.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


No one ever expects to get shived by a dachshund, until it's too late. Don't trust those weirdly shaped assassins!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 11, 2025 09:20 PM (C26rB)

268 Yup the Theater Kids are at it in Boston Harbor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (D+mpw)

269 I have not read his books but I have heard some of his commentary, if he wants to deplatform or cancel somebody , American, for criticizing another country, I would say that's not especially conservative.
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:17 PM (7neCS)

Yep, five lights. There are five lights.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (rbvCR)

270
I know I talk about The Big Dummy too much, like I talked too much about Delilah. If you want me too, I'll shut up. But our pride is not a disparagement of other dogs. From the top-winning special to the muttiest mutt, God love them all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (tgvbd)

271 Capitalizing animal breeds?

With cats, there are Siamese, Maine Coon, Somali, Siberian, Norwegian Forest Cat, Persian . . . yes, I guess so.

With dogs, Ive usually seen "German shepherd" rather than "German Shepherd," and "collie," lower case, including "border collie." But there's Labrador, Newfoundland, Corgi, Schipperke, and lots more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (wzUl9)

272 Dachshunds are proof G-d has a sense of humor and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)
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I'm pretty sure they are the result of human breeding to dig out various varmints.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (ZOv7s)

273 >>DNA testing is required for registration of all AQHA horses.

Most of my mom's horses where thoroughbreds but there were a couple quarter horses. Definitely a difference in the breeds.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (viF8m)

274 I have not read his books but I have heard some of his commentary, if he wants to deplatform or cancel somebody , American, for criticizing another country, I would say that's not especially conservative.
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:17 PM (7neCS)

Yep, five lights. There are five lights.
Posted by: Kin



youre saying he did not say that?

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:22 PM (7neCS)

275 Wait!! I need a TBD update. Did he properly groomed?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:22 PM (sDNVV)

276 Dachshunds are proof G-d has a sense of humor and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

My mini is a happy guy. Likes nothing more than a big smooch and a treat.

Posted by: Tuna at December 11, 2025 09:22 PM (lJ0H4)

277 Yep, five lights. There are five lights.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (rbvCR)
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Missing the reference here.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

278 Best name I ever heard for a weiner dog, Oscar.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 09:23 PM (Q+gd/)

279

Hadrian,

I never tire about hearing about your dogs.

I love reading about them. Please don't stop telling us about them.

Posted by: four seasons at December 11, 2025 09:23 PM (3ek7K)

280
I wish I could bang ALL your heads together.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:23 PM (K+a/1)

281 @272

>> I'm pretty sure they are the result of human breeding to dig out various varmints.

Did G-d not create the double helix? The chromosome? Platypuses?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 09:24 PM (XV/Pl)

282 Missing the reference here.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H

star trek next gen version of 1984 2=2=5

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:24 PM (7neCS)

283 2+2=5

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:24 PM (7neCS)

284 You are responding to an anonymous person that has no better place to be than here, respond accordingly.
Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (F3Dlr)

Hey!

That's mean!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:24 PM (zZu0s)

285 People are about to start throwing dachshunds at each other

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:25 PM (D+mpw)

286 I like watching Westminster dog show and the Kentucky Derby. I used to go the races way back. It was great.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 09:25 PM (g47mK)

287 270
I know I talk about The Big Dummy too much, like I talked too much about Delilah. If you want me too, I'll shut up. But our pride is not a disparagement of other dogs. From the top-winning special to the muttiest mutt, God love them all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (tgvbd)

No! I love your stories and I love how you are what breeders are supposed to be- protecting and perfecting lineages, the antithesis of a puppy mill (spit).

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:25 PM (p4NUW)

288 Sorry, All. I grew up in an argumentative family of six kids.

But, my family became a mess after our parents died, so it’s not really a great paradigm for social interaction.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:25 PM (77rzZ)

289 >278 Best name I ever heard for a weiner dog, Oscar.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 09:23 PM (Q+gd/)

We adopted a rescue Chiweenie pup a few weeks ago. She is the sweetest thing and smart as a whip.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 09:26 PM (GTqXr)

290 Someone smart once said that arguing with a fool is like wrestling with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.
Posted by: Don't blame the alligators at December 11, 2025 09:14 PM (1Nv0l)

Yeah. I did. At 241.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:26 PM (zZu0s)

291 Jeez-- a fight, and I haven't even unlocked the booze yet...

Posted by: JQ at December 11, 2025 09:26 PM (rdVOm)

292 Missing the reference here.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:22 PM (ZOv7s)

He's doing Picard 1 better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:27 PM (zZu0s)

293 star trek next gen version of 1984 2=2=5
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:24 PM (7neCS)
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Ah. I hated that show. Tried to watch it but could not get into it at all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:27 PM (ZOv7s)

294 Best name I ever heard for a weiner dog, Oscar.

Roughly half of them are named Frank and the owners of all of those think that they were the first one to do it.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 09:27 PM (3nLb4)

295 People are about to start throwing dachshunds at each other
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:25 PM (D+mpw)
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Bram Stoker wrote a particularly disturbing short story about two dudes who do something similar to that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 09:27 PM (ESVrU)

296 262 "Cuteness Overload Cafe" degenerates into bar fight.

Pure Horde.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
----------------

Good thing that chain-link fence is up.
Here's a towel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 09:27 PM (xgeFZ)

297 @285

>> People are about to start throwing dachshunds at each other

I have a fully semi automatic assault dachshund with a bump grip and the black thing that goes up and I know how to use it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 09:27 PM (XV/Pl)

298 People are about to start throwing dachshunds at each other
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:25 PM (D+mpw)
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With cute little German spiked helmets?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (ZOv7s)

299 Heavy Meta, Weasel will be jealous.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (sDNVV)

300 Ah. I hated that show. Tried to watch it but could not get into it at all.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H


it was ok, better than everything that came aftet it anyway

it is hard to not hate everything patrick stewart does or did now

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (7neCS)

301 288 Sorry, All. I grew up in an argumentative family of six kids.

But, my family became a mess after our parents died, so it’s not really a great paradigm for social interaction.
Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:25 PM

My advice to you, friend- if nothing good will come of it, don’t say it.

I expect you to return the favor when I get annoyed and snippy. Please and thank you.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (p4NUW)

302 If I had a dachshund, I'd name it Beanie.

Posted by: JQ at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (rdVOm)

303 I enjoy hearing about your dogs, Hadrian. Please continue.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (Tjd07)

304 I thought we were friends?
Posted by: n

y5 you know i love you best of all, but sometimes, people need a reminder that being aos top commenter is ...

Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (F3Dlr)

305 Best name I ever heard for a weiner dog, Oscar.

Roughly half of them are named Frank and the owners of all of those think that they were the first one to do it.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025

***
Like naming an all-black cat Midnight, Satan, Shadow, or Inky.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (wzUl9)

306 295 People are about to start throwing dachshunds at each other
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 11, 2025 09:25 PM (D+mpw)
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Bram Stoker wrote a particularly disturbing short story about two dudes who do something similar to that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 11, 2025 09:27 PM (ESVrU)

The movie Heat had a scene similar to what Smell suggested.

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (bLGCi)

307 youre saying he did not say that?
Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:22 PM (7neCS)

No, I am agreeing with you, and making an oblique commentary on the the use of coordinated messaging, championing of viewpoint by "celebrities and thought leaders" and dogpiling and cancellation to enforce compliance to the current message.
The fact that Levin is a minority position, no matter how you measure it, has no bearing on the fact that he is attempting to bulldoze any countering opinion in his attempt to make it a majority opinion.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2025 09:29 PM (rbvCR)

308 Good thing that chain-link fence is up.
Here's a towel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 09:27 PM (xgeFZ)
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Chicken wire. We need to play "Rawhide" to calm everyone the hell down.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:29 PM (ZOv7s)

309 With dinosaurs, and, I assume, with the scientific naming of other animals, the genus is capitalized but not the species. So, for example, it's Tyrannosaurus rex. I don't know how they deal with breeds. Maybe it'sTyrannosaurus rex Poodle. Or poodle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 09:29 PM (L/fGl)

310 >>>Hey!

That's mean!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
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Gotta watch out when old chick's get up out of their rocker's. They start slinging and it might not be hash.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 11, 2025 09:29 PM (xgeFZ)

311 y5 you know i love you best of all, but sometimes, people need a reminder that being aos top commenter is ...
Posted by: old chick



embarrassing?

I have not been a top commenter for years now

smiley face

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:30 PM (7neCS)

312 I wish I could bang ALL your heads together.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Since it's the cuteness overload cafe, you asked for it!

https://youtu.be/E8pcFhPZQYg

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2025 09:30 PM (nhCoE)

313 Hadrian,
Hell yes keep talking about your dogs. I get a kick out of them even on a dismal day.

So keep on telling us about the shows and dogs. You damn sure have a right to be proud of them and your missus.


Posted by: whig's phone at December 11, 2025 09:30 PM (WDjG6)

314

Kyle Rittenhouse
@rittenhouse2a
I'm back on social media, I'm back in the fight, and i'm here to stay.

For a quick update, 6 months ago I made the best decision of my life and married my best friend.
@BellRittenhouse
, I couldn’t be happier. I love you beautiful.

More big announcements coming soon...

https://t.ly/RBpRi

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2025 09:30 PM (pkeXY)

315 Like naming an all-black cat Midnight, Satan, Shadow, or Inky.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (wzUl9)
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My daughter named hers "Marcelline."

We hear about her all the time, usually in sentences beginning "Marcelline is a menace..."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:30 PM (ZOv7s)

316 No, I am agreeing with you, and making an oblique commentary on the the use of coordinated messaging, championing of viewpoint by "celebrities and thought leaders" and dogpiling and cancellation to enforce compliance to the current message.
The fact that Levin is a minority position, no matter how you measure it, has no bearing on the fact that he is attempting to bulldoze any countering opinion in his attempt to make it a majority opinion.
Posted by: Kin




ooooooooooooooooooooooh.

got it.

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 09:31 PM (7neCS)

317 Most of my mom's horses where thoroughbreds but there were a couple quarter horses. Definitely a difference in the breeds.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 09:21 PM (viF8m)

Thoroughbreds are freakin’ nuts. I hated dealing with them.

Quarter horses were pretty chill.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 09:31 PM (l3YAf)

318 >299 Heavy Meta, Weasel will be jealous.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:28 PM (sDNVV)

We lost our beloved 15 yo Black Lab in July. House was too quiet and Mrs. Meta was feeling very sad. We've always had rescue pups and when we saw her at a local shelter we could not resist. She was about 8lbs when we got her and now she is almost 17lbs of chaos and cuteness.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 09:31 PM (GTqXr)

319 Best name I ever heard for a weiner dog, Oscar.

Roughly half of them are named Frank and the owners of all of those think that they were the first one to do it.
Posted by: Oddbob

Like naming an all-black cat Midnight, Satan, Shadow, or Inky.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I would totally name a solid-colored dog "Spot."

Posted by: mikeski is like that at December 11, 2025 09:32 PM (nhCoE)

320 I just saw the following this afternoon:
https://is.gd/k2TDJe

That's about an exoplanet, TOI-270 d. It's a planet about 70-ish ly away orbiting a red dwarf. It's looking like this is what was recently dubbed a "hycean" (hydrogen + ocean) planet. Heavy H2 atmosphere, but with a liquid water ocean underneath.

These could be good candidates for life.

I'm thinking I may live to see something very interesting discovered. I think it's just a matter of time, really.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 09:32 PM (w6EFb)

321 I should clarify that I am a Person of Cat.

Not that I'm big on pets, but if I must have one, a cat is the least objectionable. My daughter's cat, Mittens, is snoozing on my feet. This is agreeable.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:33 PM (ZOv7s)

322 With dinosaurs, and, I assume, with the scientific naming of other animals, the genus is capitalized but not the species. So, for example, it's Tyrannosaurus rex. I don't know how they deal with breeds. Maybe it'sTyrannosaurus rex Poodle. Or poodle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025

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A subspecies name is also not capitalized, e.g., Homo sapiens sapiens. Are breeds listed as part of a species name? Aren't breeds considered to be the same species, as collies and dachshunds are both Canis familiaris? All the breeds of humans are considered to be one species.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:34 PM (wzUl9)

323
What's this?

Some "cardinal" in the Catlick church has been discovered as author to smut books.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:35 PM (K+a/1)

324 If I had a pet Tyrannosaurus, I would name it Rex.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025 09:36 PM (Q+gd/)

325 Nuzzle Me Nuzzi
Posted by: Miklos did not order one either at December 11, 2025 09:30 PM (N7hqt)
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It would be funny if Long Live Death outsold her.

I would gloat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:36 PM (ZOv7s)

326 If I had a pet Tyrannosaurus, I would name it Rex.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2025

***
LeRoi -- pronounced "Leroy"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:37 PM (wzUl9)

327 >>Thoroughbreds are freakin’ nuts. I hated dealing with them.

Definitely had to keep your head on a swivel. But that's what made them good at their sport.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2025 09:37 PM (viF8m)

328 HAHA!! (Nelson Muntz laugh)

LV beats the Philthy Flyers in OT!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 11, 2025 09:37 PM (C26rB)

329 Wow. Even on an evening without the mephitic influence of Big Penguin, discord raises its ugly bouquet. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 09:37 PM (0sNs1)

330 Some "cardinal" in the Catlick church has been discovered as author to smut books.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:35 PM (K+a/1)
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Fernandez? That's been out there for a while. One of Francis' picks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:38 PM (ZOv7s)

331 Damn! Digging around in my radio junk, found a brand new Seagate 1TB hard drive, still in an unopened anti-static bag.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 09:38 PM (npFr7)

332
Fernandez? That's been out there for a while. One of Francis' picks.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I shoulda known it was old.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:40 PM (K+a/1)

333 301 Piper, bless you, Dear Lady.

*plants loving but platonic kiss on Piper’s cheek*

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:40 PM (77rzZ)

334
I already forgot the new fake pope's name. He's that irrelevant.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:40 PM (K+a/1)

335 "In your language: You are showing your ass arguing with a troll."

I've never seen Yankee Fifth fire the first shot.

I have been around here long enough for Where's the Rum to label me a troll two nights in row back in her booze drinking days.

So just stop with the name calling. It becomes nobody.

Posted by: Otto Q. Cumber at December 11, 2025 09:41 PM (pcnhy)

336 @321

>>These could be good candidates for life.

You need more than the raw materials and right conditions.

And unless they’ve developed the capacity to propagate signals into space there’s no real way of knowing.

Conversely, we have been propagating radio signals for 125 years so any intelligent life form within 125ly knows we’re here.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 09:41 PM (XV/Pl)

337 I already forgot the new fake pope's name. He's that irrelevant.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:40 PM (K+a/1)
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Pray tell who is the real pope?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:41 PM (ZOv7s)

338
Tonight was the "Congressional Ball."

I wonder if traitor greene attended.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:42 PM (K+a/1)

339 I wish I could bang ALL your heads together.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:23 PM

To a Queensrÿche soundtrack, of course.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 11, 2025 09:42 PM (0sNs1)

340 my best friend.
@BellRittenhouse
, I couldn’t be happier. I love you beautiful.

Instead of announcing his love on the internet maybe he could quietly be a man of his convections and just, i don't know, be happy with .his good forturn.

Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (F3Dlr)

341 Father Andrew Greeley's fiction books were on the softcore edge too. Ascent into Hell was the one I read. As a teenager.

Posted by: gKWVE was reading a lot of smut as a teenager at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (gKWVE)

342
Benedict was the last Pope. There is no pope.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (K+a/1)

343 If Peters can be sprung from Pen-State by the Federal Executive, then Chauvin can be sprung too.
Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 08:02 PM (gKWVE)



And should be. He may be some kind of asshole, but he did not murder George Floyd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (npFr7)

344 Heavy Meta, bless you both. My best rescue story is I stopped by one day to just look and this three time returnee looked at me and said " I knew you would come for me"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (sDNVV)

345 350 Heavy Meta, bless you both. My best rescue story is I stopped by one day to just look and this three time returnee looked at me and said " I knew you would come for me"
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (sDNVV)

Some things were just meant to be.

Posted by: Piper at December 11, 2025 09:44 PM (p4NUW)

346 Benedict was the last Pope. There is no pope.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (K+a/1)
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Based on what?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)

347 ...I stopped by one day to just look and this three time returnee looked at me and said " I knew you would come for me"
Posted by: Ben Had
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Best short story EVER!

Posted by: JQ at December 11, 2025 09:46 PM (rdVOm)

348 352 Benedict was the last Pope. There is no pope.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (K+a/1)
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Based on what?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:45 PM (ZOv7s)

The cover of Abbey Road.

New pope's not wearing shoes.

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 09:47 PM (bLGCi)

349 Best short story EVER

Harrumph!

Posted by: Zombie E. Hemingway at December 11, 2025 09:48 PM (3nLb4)

350
What's this?

Dan Crenshaw stepped on a rake, again?

Crenshaw's lawyer sent a letter to youtuber named Shawn Ryan, demanding Mr Ryan STFU and take down his videos criticizing Crenshaw.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:48 PM (K+a/1)

351 Instead of announcing his love on the internet maybe he could quietly be a man of his convections and just, i don't know, be happy with .his good forturn.
Posted by: old chick at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (F3Dlr)

He could be going for the 'the best revenge is to live well.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:49 PM (zZu0s)

352 Mrs. Wrecks' friend was struck and killed at night as a pedestrian by a car. It was at a fairly busy intersection near our house with a flashing red light and four way stop but poor lighting and no sidewalk. As is standard journalistic practice of today, the story was extremely poorly written and we couldn't tell what was going on.

Mrs. Wrecks had a dream that it was she who was driving the car and became obsessed with that thought. She searched her car and noticed a few tiny dents and a spot of what might have been blood. She was trying to establish an alibi but neither she nor I can remember where she was at the time. I tried my best to talk her down since her guilt is based upon absolutely nothing but had little success. Finally, tonight, six days later, the paper admits the driver stayed at the scene and has been identified. So Mrs. Wrecks is off the hook. Hopefully, life can return to normal or, at least, no more weird than usual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 09:49 PM (L/fGl)

353 Crenshaw's lawyer should have told him, "as your lawyer, I must advise you you're retarded".

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 09:50 PM (gKWVE)

354 Crenshaw's lawyer sent a letter to youtuber named Shawn Ryan, demanding Mr Ryan STFU and take down his videos criticizing Crenshaw.

Works every time!

Posted by: B. Streisand at December 11, 2025 09:50 PM (3nLb4)

355 Harrumph!
Posted by: Zombie E. Hemingway
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Yeah, well your story was SAD. Ben Had's is HAPPY

Posted by: JQ at December 11, 2025 09:51 PM (rdVOm)

356 Crenshaw's lawyer sent a letter to youtuber named Shawn Ryan, demanding Mr Ryan STFU and take down his videos criticizing Crenshaw.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:48 PM (K+a/1)
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More proof (if any was needed) that men who can face physical danger are not necessarily immune to social pressure or the temptations of greed.

The flip side of "death before dishonor" is that popularity can be more important than scruple.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:51 PM (ZOv7s)

357 youtuber named Shawn Ryan

==

Blackwater Shawn Ryan

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 09:52 PM (g47mK)

358 Dog

Unwanted

Home
Posted by: Miklos wins a bet with Hemingway at December 11, 2025 09:49 PM (N7hqt)

1. You're drunk.

b) You don't speak English.

Posted by: gaf gaf at December 11, 2025 09:52 PM (bLGCi)

359
Crenshaw can't "see" well.

Posted by: fourseasons at December 11, 2025 09:52 PM (3ek7K)

360 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 09:49 PM (L/fGl)

Good Lord.
How can you not remember what you two were doing? Internet browser history alone should let her off the hook. She doesn't have to tell you about the minotaur fiction, she can just say "I was here".

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 09:52 PM (gKWVE)

361
Exactly.

All Crenshaw accomplished was Total Exposure. Shawn Ryan is now making public ALL DM's, and he's now 100% balls-deep into making Crenshaw's life Hell.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:53 PM (K+a/1)

362 Absolutely, Ben Had.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:53 PM (zZu0s)

363 My best rescue story is I stopped by one day to just look and this three time returnee looked at me and said " I knew you would come for me"
Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025

***
June of '83: Mrs. W No. 2 and I walked into the SPCA and the lady said, "Have I got a kitten for you." Result: Arizona the fourteen-pound Coon mix, my buddy and roommate for sixteen years.

June of '22: Saw an intrepid-looking black kitten on the 'Net, drove four hours to see him. "He's smart, and and he gets along with all the other cats at the shelter." Result: Stirling the big cat I've often written about here, sharing quarters with me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:53 PM (wzUl9)

364 He could be going for the 'the best revenge is to live well.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 09:49 PM (zZu0s)
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He grew up with social media. He became a public figure without his consent. I don't think he understands the idea of taking the win in private.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:54 PM (ZOv7s)

365
Disclosure: I am not familiar with Shawn Ryan's background. I know nothing about him.

Also, I didn't even know, until now, Crenshaw was a SEAL.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:54 PM (K+a/1)

366 Sorry for being such a pill tonight, All.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:55 PM (77rzZ)

367 Shawn Ryan is now making public ALL DM's,
Posted by: Soothsayer

Oh look, Shawn Ryan has learnt about Disclosure. Or at least seen My Cousin Vinny.
Ryan can just tell Crenshaw that he's legally obliged to do that anyway to a court, so may as well do it now.

Posted by: gKWVE at December 11, 2025 09:55 PM (gKWVE)

368 Mrs. Wrecks had a dream that it was she who was driving the car and became obsessed with that thought.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 11, 2025 09:49 PM (L/fGl).
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This is textbook OCD.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 11, 2025 09:56 PM (ZOv7s)

369 >> Conversely, we have been propagating radio signals for 125 years so any intelligent life form within 125ly knows we’re here.

That's a common misconception. It ignores inverse square behavior and signal to noise and all that, vs omnidirectional vs our signals that are more "beamed" and so forth.

Our general radio/TV and communications stuff would be detectable only about 5 - 20 ly away. The high end would require an Arecibo size disk and the best detection we have now.

Very high power, highly beamed stuff that got blasted off the planet from military radars and stuff would be detectable maybe 50 ly away, but the aliens would have to be right in the angular line of sight.

They've done planetary radar studies, using Arecibo at high power for instance. Very tight beams, high power. Those might get out a few thousand ly, but again, narrow line of sight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 09:57 PM (w6EFb)

370 Forget the pill

Drink THIS
Posted by: Wise old bartender Miklos
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Maybe not the best advice, you know?

Posted by: pregnant woman at AA meeting at December 11, 2025 09:57 PM (rdVOm)

371 379 LOL.

Miklos, you almost always crack me up.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 09:57 PM (77rzZ)

372 And in May of '11, big black Wolf, recently "liberated" by his uncaring and evicted people, came up to me on the sidewalk outside Linda's place and bumped me with his big head. I petted him, said, 'I *like* this cat," made sure he was free, and brought him home. Result: The incumbent, Chekov, and he made friends in an hour and sat in the window together, watching birds.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 09:57 PM (wzUl9)

373 All Crenshaw accomplished was Total Exposure.

I guess I'll find out what this is about if Ace decide to make a post about it tomorrow. Otherwise... don't know, don't care.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 09:58 PM (3nLb4)

374 Very high power, highly beamed stuff that got blasted off the planet from military radars and stuff would be detectable maybe 50 ly away, but the aliens would have to be right in the angular line of sight.

"Send more Chuck Berry."

Posted by: Nonresident Aliens at December 11, 2025 10:00 PM (3nLb4)

375 >350 Heavy Meta, bless you both. My best rescue story is I stopped by one day to just look and this three time returnee looked at me and said " I knew you would come for me"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2025 09:43 PM (sDNVV)

Thank you and your rescue story is awesome. There are too many good boys and girls who need a loving home.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 11, 2025 10:00 PM (GTqXr)

376 For some reason I thought Crenshaw was Army.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 11, 2025 10:00 PM (zZu0s)

377 Blackwater Shawn Ryan
Posted by: runner


he was not blackwater, seal, cia, coke dealer, movie trainer, podcaster

Posted by: n at December 11, 2025 10:01 PM (7neCS)

378 Something about defamation.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2025 10:01 PM (g47mK)

379
339
I already forgot the new fake pope's name. He's that irrelevant.
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 09:40 PM (K+a/1)

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Cletus I.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2025 10:02 PM (VWtfl)

380 U nas yest’ NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at December 11, 2025 10:02 PM (77rzZ)

381 ONT is nood

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 11, 2025 10:02 PM (wzUl9)

382

nooodie kazzoo

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 11, 2025 10:02 PM (K+a/1)

383 /sock. G'night.

Posted by: Oddbob at December 11, 2025 10:02 PM (3nLb4)

384
That's something the SETI people don't tell you. They're assuming any aliens are deliberately beaming very high power signals right at us.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 11, 2025 10:02 PM (w6EFb)

385 I would totally name a solid-colored dog "Spot."
Posted by: mikeski is like that at December 11, 2025 09:32 PM (nhCoE)

My all-black (almost) cat is named Tigger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2025 10:07 PM (npFr7)

386 264 Dachshunds are proof G-d has a sense of humor and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 11, 2025 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (snore)

Posted by: Basset hounds at December 11, 2025 10:25 PM (4786I)

387 Dems retake the House in ‘26. Trump will be impeached again, and this time he’ll have earned it. I wonder if it’s starting to dawn on Hegseth and Miller (who I like!) that they’re going to spend time in prison before this is all over with..
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at December 11, 2025 09:04 PM (l3YAf)

Defeatist cynicism is an arrogance that we too know an outcome - we do not. Our Creator expects us to fight for good until HE ends the game, not us. - Robert Pratt

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 11, 2025 10:32 PM (4786I)

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