The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate;<br><i>Kumala Harris Still Wants to Run for President</i>

The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate;
Kumala Harris Still Wants to Run for President

Marxist rag the New Republic reports on Republicans high-fiving each other for manipulating low-IQ narcissist into running for Senate. Apparently the Democrats were not polling to see how the plus-sized imbecile would do in a primary, so the Republicans did run one. And then they publicized the results when it showed her as a genuine threat to win the primary.

A source familiar with the process told NOTUS that GOP machinations to prop up Crockett's run first began in June, when Texas Democrats met to discuss 2026 midterm elections--and the firebrand Democrat wasn't invited, or included in any initial polls.
In July, the National Republican Senatorial Committee published a poll that found that Crockett was the preferred candidate among Democratic voters. "When we saw the results, we were like, 'OK, we got to disseminate this far and wide,'" the source told NOTUS.
After the NRSC included Crockett's name in their poll, other surveys started to include her too. The source told NOTUS that those polls were then aggressively seeded into progressive digital spaces by NRSC allies to "orchestrate the pile on" of promising polling numbers and drive the narrative that support for Crockett was "surging."
The source dubbed the system of trying to pull in a weaker candidate who would lose to the Republican challenger as an "AstroTurf recruitment process."

This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler they would invade at Calais rather than Normandy:

We now go live to Jasmine Crockett's Senate announcement where a rapper just performed a song about her. pic.twitter.com/gcArf3U4mb
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 8, 2025

Jasmine Ratchet is denying she previously said that Latinos who voted for Trump have a "slave mentality," despite being confronted with the exact quote.

Tapper literally read Jasmine Crockett her OWN quote where she suggested Latino Trump voters have a “slave mentality.” Her response?
“That’s not what I said at all.” Girl… he just read it to you. 😂
She is the greatest gift the right could ask for.

pic.twitter.com/QAKDY37Wc4
— Kambree (@KamVTV) December 10, 2025

No big deal, there aren't a lot of Latinxes in Texas.

Meanwhile, the NYT did a puff piece on Kumala, and Kumala sounds like she's got another presidential run in her.

Read the whole thing. The big takeaways are:

1, Kumala says that her grief over losing the election is only surpassed by the grief she felt at the passing of her mother. In other words: She's not over it, not hardly.

Defeat hit Ms. Harris deeply. She had not felt such grief since the death of her mother, she has said, a line that sears even as she repeats it so often as to become a talking point.

2, She's engaged in a passive-aggressive womanly sniping contest with Gavin Newsom. In other words: she's not happy about Mr. High T being anointed the next nominee.

3, Her allies are out in primary state knocking the "white boys" of the Democrat Party, trying to gin up black and especially black female interest in Kumala 2.0 by ginning up racial/sexual hate against her expected primary opponents. Like Gavin Newsom, again. (And Josh Shapiro, too.)

"That's what so many of the white boys -- the Josh Shapiros, the Gavin Newsoms of the world and even Pete, although I would vote for Pete -- that's what they miss about Kamala," said Bakari Sellers, a former South Carolina legislator who has been an informal Harris adviser, referring to the governors of Pennsylvania and California and to Mr. Buttigieg, the former transportation secretary. "She is so important to so many people."

And there's this:

I have said it since late Spring, when I heard from two birdies in her orbit: @KamalaHarris badly wants to run again in 2028. https://t.co/gR7dlePc9N
— dan turrentine (@danturrentine) December 9, 2025

Oh, and she's fixed all of her baggage, too. See, she's now eager to use profanity in public statements, which demonstrates her authenticity.

Friends and allies swear she is more relaxed now. She is certainly more relaxed about swearing.
On a recent long-form podcast, the likes of which she got so much heat for avoiding last year, Ms. Harris let fly a two-word phrase -- rhyming with "bucket" -- to describe her new ethos. She says she is now on her "freedom tour."
This is Kamala Harris unleashed. But it is still Kamala Harris, the profanity a proxy for plain-spokenness. She is the first woman to serve as vice president, and well attuned to the double standards of gender and race. Lawyerly language remains her safe space, and she still defaults to acting as if every question is part of a deposition where answers can and will be used against her.

Lawyerly language? You mean her ding-a-ling word salads?

That's not lawyerly language. That's a retard who doesn't know the answer when she's called on in class and is just scatting and babbling until the class bell rings.

Posted by: Ace at 06:20 PM

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1 First

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

2 yes!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

3 What did I comment on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:19 PM (ZOv7s)

4
She'd have to have more than 3 brain cells to be tricked.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 06:20 PM (IifOV)

5
Jake Tapper is a Racciss Klan Motha Fu*ka!

Posted by: Jasmine Crockett at December 10, 2025 06:21 PM (IifOV)

6 Will Dem men position her for success?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (ZOv7s)

7 That's a retard who doesn't know the answer when she's called on in class and is just scatting and babbling until the class bell rings.

Yeah, but that bullshit works to at least half the voting population

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (IifOV)

8 Jasmine Lee Crocket Brown could lose by 20 points.

hahahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:23 PM (gbOdA)

9 Something about Republicans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:23 PM (ufetp)

10 Zombie Ron Ziegler is laughing his ass off.

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (W7XSX)

11 Thought Kamala was content now that there will be a bust of her in a Washington DC storeroom somewhere.

Posted by: Hystery In The Making at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (oftw2)

12 Yeah, but that bullshit works to at least half the voting population
Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 06:22 PM (IifOV)
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When why do the Dems have to cheat so hard?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (ZOv7s)

13 When are the Texas Primaries?

Posted by: no one at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (W7XSX)

14 I heard this earlier on talk radio and I am not buying it. She is only running because her safe blue seat has been gerrymandered out of existence and she sees a bunch of cash she can grift just like robert francis *beto* or'rouke did.

She has no chance of winning the senate seat even if she wins the primary which is not a done deal by any means. This is her last gasp at grifiting a bunch of money now that she is done in politics.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

15 In fist full of dollars Clint Eastwood had some armor that held up to a shotgun blast?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (ufetp)

16 Crockett is cray cray, but a one.
Run Harris again. The R will rip her apart and Kamahaha gets the woman’s sympathy vote. Only Gabbard can overcome that.

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (AUlwe)

17 Meanwhile, the NYT did a puff piece on Kumala, and Kumala sounds like she's got another presidential run in her.
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Geeze...another RNC black op?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (XeU6L)

18 Kamala believes in Venn diagrams so she will run again.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (Oy/m2)

19 Republicans pick the opposition candidates now?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (ufetp)

20 Finally. Some psych op on the dems.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (sDNVV)

21 I am not missing her stupid fake laugh. I wish she would go away...I might miss her. Might not. Worth doing the experiment.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (cS1cw)

22 That's not lawyerly language that's authentic Kamala gibberish

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (D+mpw)

23 But Ace, several here just *swear* that Crockett is a genius the likes that the world has never seen!

Lol, you betcha. Top.flight.talent.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 06:27 PM (TN0g+)

24 She may want it, though her listless run in 2024 says different and no sane D party would let her get the nomination. CA moved up its primary in 2020 and she still couldn't last to it to get (possibly) a W.

But betting against the Dems being dumb is a sucker bet.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:27 PM (8avO+)

25 15 In fist full of dollars Clint Eastwood had some armor that held up to a shotgun blast?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (ufetp)

I thought it was For A Few Dollars More.

Posted by: dantesed at December 10, 2025 06:27 PM (Oy/m2)

26 Perfect GOP strategy.

Prop up the opposition. What could possibly go wrong.

Whether or not the candidates are sane, qualified, or whatever isn't remotely relevant.

The GOP will, inevitably, fuck us over.

The only "trick" is on you. They desperately want Trump's agenda to die in a fire. We all know why.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (NwnyJ)

27 Campaigning in Texas is a year long slog from Amarillo to Beaumont.
Lufkin to El Paso.
Electra to Vernon to Childress.
Just getting to Houston to Dallas to Austin is over a 400 mile day that makes Planes Trains and Automobile look like a comedy movie.

She will quit in June if she wins Primary.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (gbOdA)

28 I did notice one thing in that cnn video, crockett has lost the fake 6 inch painted nails and the ridiculous hooker fake eyelashes. That literally happened in one day.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (0N4FZ)

29
I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (H1HTt)

30 You guys are messing with me right? That rapper is a parody? That cannot be real.

Posted by: Caligirl at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (gpah0)

31 "The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate;"

Surely not intentionally.

Posted by: fd at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

32 19 Republicans pick the opposition candidates now?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Brer Rabbit strategy--please don't throw Jasmine Crockett into that race, that would be awful Dems.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (WDjG6)

33 My late mom always thought Barbara Jordan was a class act. Harris and Crockett ain't no way Barbara Jordan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (D+mpw)

34 This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler they would invade at Calais rather than Normandy

The primary is in March.
If the DeceptiCons were so clever, they'd have waited to crow about it until afterward. Not 3 months in advance, in time for Dems to realize they've been duped and adjust.
You really can't underestimate the stupidity and fecklessness of the GOP. It truly has no fecks to give.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (DL7HR)

35 I am not missing her stupid fake laugh. I wish she would go away...I might miss her. Might not. Worth doing the experiment.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:26 PM (cS1cw)

I wouldn't be shocked if she's trolling for post election slush fund jobs to get her out of the way...but Trump as hurt a lot of those.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (8avO+)

36 Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:29 PM (sDNVV)

37 IT'S STILL KAMALA'S TURN, YOU WHITE RACISTS!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2025 06:29 PM (xTIDn)

38 Another potential presidential *losing* run is how she keeps Dougie in the marital fold for another 2 years.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:29 PM (GOOc7)

39 "Lawyerly language? You mean her ding-a-ling word salads?"

I'm guessing they want the uniformed/misinformed dummies to believe her word salads are really "Lawyerly Language", as if that is why commoners think it is gibberish.

She's just speaking over their heads, don't you see?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 06:29 PM (vbXSk)

40 I struggle to stay positive. I really do.

But I often feel like I am drowning in a big dumb sea of retards.

Not you guys. you guys keep me from sinking like Leo in Titanic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (0aYVJ)

41 "Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars."

I forgot about that. Ha. Donors must be so proud.

Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (cS1cw)

42
Hadrian,

I drove past the Orlando convention center today on my way to my MIC job. The sign now is advertising the AKC Dog Show.

Hope Her Majesty and the Big Dummy did okay today. I'd stop and watch, but I gotta teach a damned class from 0800-1700 and am too tired afterwards to stop and see if anything is still going.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (G6LBI)

43 33 My late mom always thought Barbara Jordan was a class act. Harris and Crockett ain't no way Barbara Jordan
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (D+mpw)

WHo pushed Babs in the pool?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (gbOdA)

44
Jasmine Crockett could win the Mayorship of Austin handily.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (IifOV)

45
Ace: "This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler they would invade at Calais rather than Normandy"

Can someone Fact Check this, please.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (H1HTt)

46 IT'S STILL KAMALA'S TURN, YOU WHITE RACISTS!

And let's not forget her elegant, polished, beautiful, stepdaughter!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (xTIDn)

47 Maybe you don't know but they were both first elected to public office in the same election and have been frenemies ever since.

But Gavin belongs to Nancy. Kamala belongs to Obama.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (A0sqA)

48 Crockett is cray cray, but a one.
Run Harris again. The R will rip her apart and Kamahaha gets the woman’s sympathy vote. Only Gabbard can overcome that.
Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 06:25 PM (AUlwe)

The Nom could just go to the ropes, tag in Tulsi had have her gut Kamala like a fish like she did in 2000.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (8avO+)

49 The primary is in March.
If the DeceptiCons were so clever, they'd have waited to crow about it until afterward. Not 3 months in advance, in time for Dems to realize they've been duped and adjust.
You really can't underestimate the stupidity and fecklessness of the GOP. It truly has no fecks to give.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025

I don't know. This tarnishes her badly (even more than her own ridiculous opinions and ghetto speak) right out of the gate and could stop donations and big supporters from getting behind her. It's Probably easier to do this at the beginning than once they are personally committed.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (GOOc7)

50 39 "Lawyerly language? You mean her ding-a-ling word salads?"

I'm guessing they want the uniformed/misinformed dummies to believe her word salads are really "Lawyerly Language", as if that is why commoners think it is gibberish.

She's just speaking over their heads, don't you see?
Posted by: illiniwek
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She ain't got nuffin on Justice Action Jackson splaining the law. Like the 4th Branch no one ever thought to look for in the Constitution.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:32 PM (WDjG6)

51
The Hound Group is on AKC.TV and The Big Dummy should be up soon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:32 PM (tgvbd)

52
What's most funny is jizz ratchet's biggest problem right now is people on her side think she's too supportive of Israel.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:32 PM (H1HTt)

53 Can someone Fact Check this, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (H1HTt)
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I've got my Quality Assurance hash, so Approved.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:32 PM (A0sqA)

54 I thought that was spelled "Jizz-Mine".

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (s0JqF)

55 "Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars."

I forgot about that. Ha. Donors must be so proud.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (cS1cw)

Who is the pretty/smart Asian woman who is (WAS) a big dem bundler who came out loudly against Kamalalalala?

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (GOOc7)

56 I still use the same litmus test when evaluating a presidential candidate. If I am, personally, more qualified than the candidate, then that person should recuse themself from consideration and seriously consider paying someone to provide supervision in everyday life events...and perhaps starting an ant farm.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (dIske)

57 Well that's cute of them to take credit for it. but I've been telling everyone I know for the last 6 months that it was obvious that Jasmine was gonna run for the Senate seat.

Also obvious that she'd win the Dem nomination easily. She's exactly what the Dems want today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (uWKK8)

58 I heard this earlier on talk radio and I am not buying it. She is only running because her safe blue seat has been gerrymandered out of existence and she sees a bunch of cash she can grift just like robert francis *beto* or'rouke did.

She has no chance of winning the senate seat even if she wins the primary which is not a done deal by any means. This is her last gasp at grifiting a bunch of money now that she is done in politics.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:24 PM (0N4FZ)

She carpetbagged her way INTO Texas, she could be picked up by another blue state if they really think she's a star. But yes, it seems this is a Beto type run for hype

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (8avO+)

59 Was yesterday the last day to file to run in Texas?

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (GOOc7)

60 I don't know. This tarnishes her badly (even more than her own ridiculous opinions and ghetto speak) right out of the gate and could stop donations and big supporters from getting behind her. It's Probably easier to do this at the beginning than once they are personally committed.
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (GOOc7)

The only way the strategy makes sense is if she gets the Dem nomination to run (the point being to saddle the Dems with a weak candidate that any GOP pol could handily whip in the general). If the GOP runs around braying about how they've put this weak horse in the race beforehand, that's counterproductive, as Dems, slow as they are, might wake up and choose someone better in the primary (which would be virtually anyone other than Crockett).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 06:35 PM (DL7HR)

61 My late mom always thought Barbara Jordan was a class act. Harris and Crockett ain't no way Barbara Jordan

She spoke at my sister's HS graduation in '74. She would be a rock ribbed republican today.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (8uzBS)

62
Who is the pretty/smart Asian woman who is (WAS) a big dem bundler who came out loudly against Kamalalalala?
Posted by: LASue

Lucy Lu?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (H1HTt)

63 Don't put it past the establishment Repubs to trick her into running, then bankroll her campaign so she wins on Election Day.

They hate MAGA way more than they hate the Dems.

Posted by: callsign claymore at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (pd4dZ)

64 Kelly is trying hard to position himself as the alternative to Newsome. Adam Smith (WA4) working hard to be the VP.
They both suck.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (2WIwB)

65
Cindy Lou Who

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (H1HTt)

66 HARRIS: "The governor and I, we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires. what we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children."

Don't you goofs try to comprehend, Kamala is speaking about Einstein levels of calculus and relativity here.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (vbXSk)

67 Anyone remember that bit on Living Color, one of the Wayans, probably Damon, about a prisoner?

He would always make up this word salad when replying to a question in court where he often chose to represent himself. And include sexual terms randomly, “your honerousness I abstinent from the testicular motion before the court and point to the vas deferens between myself…”

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (3uBP9)

68 "Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars."

I forgot about that. Ha. Donors must be so proud.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (cS1cw)

Who is the pretty/smart Asian woman who is (WAS) a big dem bundler who came out loudly against Kamalalalala?
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (GOOc7)

Getting fooled by the likes of Harris would make me reconsider my life choices.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+)

69
Oh, the big dope looked nice. Animated and happy. Fran did a great job handling him. Give him treats and he'll respond.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (tgvbd)

70 Was yesterday the last day to file to run in Texas?

I think it was Monday.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (8uzBS)

71 Soothsayer has it right. Bush McCain spite will work against Paxton.

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (AUlwe)

72 You’ve got to love that picture of Kamala where they tried to make her look like a deep thinker. I think it’s more likely she’s in the head, constipated.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (EWq0C)

73 Ms. Harris let fly a two-word phrase -- rhyming with "bucket" -- to describe her new ethos.
_________
Unlike her old ethos, which started with an "s".

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (s0JqF)

74 I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (H1HTt)

You also forget that he's won 3 state elections in a row while going up exactly those same people, who hated him just as much then as they do now.

But I could go with Hunt, he just doesn't have much name recognition. Cornyn has Got to Go.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (uWKK8)

75 55 "Nothing says I want to run again like pissing away a billion dollars."

I forgot about that. Ha. Donors must be so proud.
Posted by: connected and litigious at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (cS1cw)

Who is the pretty/smart Asian woman who is (WAS) a big dem bundler who came out loudly against Kamalalalala?
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:33 PM (GOOc7)

McCornyn is going to burn $100 MILLION
on jerking himself off.
$100 M could win a close Rep race by 10 points
Trump should pull him aside and threaten to cut tiny balls off.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (gbOdA)

76 Somewhere, Democrats/ Marxists think a election will be easy pickings like Sundowner had

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (Ia/+0)

77 You really can't underestimate the stupidity and fecklessness of the GOP. It truly has no fecks to give.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM

Some compare the GOP to us. While we're neither feckless nor stupid, unlike them, we both laugh all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Washington Generals at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (0sNs1)

78
Another potential presidential *losing* run is how she keeps Dougie in the marital fold for another 2 years.
Posted by: LASue

This causes Bif to query whether or not his house by name is Colonel Ingus.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (G6LBI)

79 49 The primary is in March.
If the DeceptiCons were so clever, they'd have waited to crow about it until afterward. Not 3 months in advance, in time for Dems to realize they've been duped and adjust.
You really can't underestimate the stupidity and fecklessness of the GOP. It truly has no fecks to give.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Most voters don't read political stories. And Dems in the primary have a difficult time using the GOP story in attack ads for coalitional reasons.

And I guarantee you that Crockett is not going to bow out for Talarico. Her career is dead if she waits to lose her seat in 2026. Alred has already pivoted to running for the remnant part of the seat anyway.

Small donors on Act Blue, when not actual smurfed ones, go for the bizarre and emo types. GOP as well as Dem actually as activists are to the right of the median GOP primary voter and Dem activists to the left in their party.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (WDjG6)

80 Fuck the Bush's
They are done.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (gbOdA)

81 40 I struggle to stay positive. I really do.

But I often feel like I am drowning in a big dumb sea of retards.

Not you guys. you guys keep me from sinking like Leo in Titanic.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at December 10, 2025 06:30 PM (0aYVJ)

Howdy, neighbor!

Posted by: The Walzes at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (0CU3H)

82 Accomack, wanna make $ 100 bet on that with the funds going to ace?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (sDNVV)

83 That's not lawyerly language. That's a retard who doesn't know the answer when she's called on in class and is just scatting and babbling until the class bell rings.
_______
The bell which tells us of the passage of time.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (s0JqF)

84 >>>This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler
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Why are they telling?
So they can strut around with thumbs in their lapels?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (Hm8Vv)

85 "...trying to gin up black and especially black female interest in Kumala 2.0 by ginning up racial/sexual hate against her expected primary opponents."

Hey, that's a new one. It's so very unexpected. That's typically not in the Democrats' arsenal.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (gLikB)

86 I like big butts, and I cannot deny that.............

So, vote for Jasmine because she gots back...........

Posted by: Jackson at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (J9q9v)

87 ". She is the first woman to serve as vice president, and well attuned to the double standards of gender and race."

Does this mean that she understands a white male with her intellect and political acumen couldn't be elected as HOA president the only other households in the neighborhood were owned by her children?

Posted by: tankdemon at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (pOA6U)

88 Worst part of this is the GOP is pushing Cornyn very hard. Grampy should really retire.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (EWq0C)

89 You’ve got to love that picture of Kamala where they tried to make her look like a deep thinker. I think it’s more likely she’s in the head, constipated.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (EWq0C)

SCENE: Harris sitting on the shitter.
Thought Bubble over her head.
"If I think more, I'll have more thoughts."

Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (2WIwB)

90 McCornyn is going to burn $100 MILLION
on jerking himself off.
$100 M could win a close Rep race by 10 points
Trump should pull him aside and threaten to cut tiny balls off.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (gbOdA)

Only problem with that is that Cornyn is a sitting US Senator. Trump has to play this one very carefully because he still needs Cornyn's vote. Otherwise, you're looking at him pulling an MTG in the Senate.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (0CU3H)

91 Ace: "This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler they would invade at Calais rather than Normandy"

Can someone Fact Check this, please.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:31 PM (H1HTt)

The US made a fake army corps HQ under Patton to suggest the invasion would be in the Calais area. Story checks out. Though the Soviets had a pretty good deception campaign going for their Bagration offensive about the same time.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

92 Jasmine Fetchit

Posted by: ... at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (E0p3T)

93 >> SCENE: Harris sitting on the shitter.
Thought Bubble over her head.
"If I think more, I'll have more thoughts."
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (2WIwB)

I just spit my beer. I think that’s probably a direct quote.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (EWq0C)

94 Perfect GOP strategy.

Prop up the opposition. What could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Why change? They've been doing it since forever to clear the path for RINO incumbents in GOP primaries.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (mlg/3)

95 I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM

A whole bunch of people on this blog said the exact same thing about cruz running against beto in 2018.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (0N4FZ)

96 Bakari Sellers: "She is so important to so many people."

...said no one ever and believes no one ever.

Sometimes, even the Big Lie is unbelievable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (gLikB)

97 That's not lawyerly language. That's a retard who doesn't know the answer when she's called on in class and is just scatting and babbling until the class bell rings.
_______
The bell which tells us of the passage of time.
Posted by: Eeyore at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (s0JqF)

Because time... is for and in all of us. We are all in time and so we MUST tell the time of which we are in.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (GOOc7)

98 I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.
What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (H1HTt)

you must be new around here...Paxton beat Karl Rove's guy in 2014 and he fought off his minions ever since, Paxton has defeated Johnny Sullivan and a host of Houston's best legal pests for a decade.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (8uzBS)

99 Crockett will change her mind when the ghost of Christmas Future (Ann Richards) visits her this holiday.

Posted by: Orson at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (dIske)

100
What's best about this Ratchet candidacy is we'll have 11 months of her team attempting to make "viral videos," each worse than the last.

jizz ratchet is a HUGE LOLCOW and doesn't know it

All these Democrats are big lolcows, but they think they're "owning" us & Trump with their stupid antics.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:42 PM (H1HTt)

101 >>>This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler
---

Why are they telling?
So they can strut around with thumbs in their lapels?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:39 PM (Hm8Vv)

It just throws more dust into the Primary. Do we dump Crockett because the GOP says to? Or are they lying about thinking she's weak, so we should beat her ourselves?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:43 PM (8avO+)

102 No big deal, there aren't a lot of Latinxes in Texas.
.......

But there are a lot of breakfast tacos.

Posted by: wth at December 10, 2025 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

103 88 Worst part of this is the GOP is pushing Cornyn very hard. Grampy should really retire.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (EWq0C)

GopE

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:44 PM (gbOdA)

104 If Kamala were in the GOP she’d realize that almost no voter gives a crap what color you are, or what gender you are. If you can get the job done better than the next guy or girl, you’re hired. This notion that people don’t elect you on your merits, or at least purported merits, is in and of itself prejudicial.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (EWq0C)

105 I want you to play with my ding a ling.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (viF8m)

106 Could Jaz Croquette actually get elected to the Senate?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (8CIFn)

107 And I guarantee you that Crockett is not going to bow out for Talarico. Her career is dead if she waits to lose her seat in 2026. Alred has already pivoted to running for the remnant part of the seat anyway.

Small donors on Act Blue, when not actual smurfed ones, go for the bizarre and emo types. GOP as well as Dem actually as activists are to the right of the median GOP primary voter and Dem activists to the left in their party.
Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (WDjG6)

I was posting here yesterday that I have to guffaw every time I see some idiot Reddit user who knows nothing about the state pretend that Talarico is a viable candidate.
His "constituency" consists of gays, trannies, university professors, and the Only Fans girls he has accounts with you.
Some dem party types are putting out polls claiming to show Talarico doing well - what a joke! Texas Dem primary electorate, unlike the general, is majority Black and Hispanic. Pasty white twink boy is gonna appeal to that crowd? ROFL.
But online he has all the same fans as Pete Buttiegieg does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:46 PM (uWKK8)

108 The US made a fake army corps HQ under Patton to suggest the invasion would be in the Calais area. Story checks out. Though the Soviets had a pretty good deception campaign going for their Bagration offensive about the same time.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:41 PM (8avO+)

Cardboard and fabric tanks. Fake bodies.
A potenkim village of nothingness.

Definitely tracks with Kamalalla's "campaign."

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 06:46 PM (GOOc7)

109 McCornyn is going to burn $100 MILLION
on jerking himself off.
$100 M could win a close Rep race by 10 points
Trump should pull him aside and threaten to cut tiny balls off.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM

cornyn has bush money to spend while paxton is able to fund raise everything else. I do not think it is going to be close. I do expect cornyn to go the distance but I think he will lose the primary by 4-5 points.

We won't get many bleed over democrats voting as they will be all tied up in the fight over getting crockett the democrat nomination.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (0N4FZ)

110 1. Criminal-Loving DA
2. Lawless Attorney General
3. Useless Senator
4. Pointless Presidential candidate
5. Failed Vice President
6. Profit???

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (A0sqA)

111 May I remind you gentle Commentators of this site that with out Beto, we would never have gotten to experience that incredible nova that was Chuy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (0sNs1)

112 106 Could Jaz Croquette actually get elected to the Senate?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (8CIFn)

Nope. Because Hispanic voters hate the Nasty Black Ghetto Bitch type even more than anglo's do, they've got way too much experience with them in day to day life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (uWKK8)

113 Fun fact. The inflatable tanks for the D Day deception were largely made by Goodyear.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (EWq0C)

114
Talarico is quite popular with the Left's "israel" haters.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (H1HTt)

115 You also forget that he's won 3 state elections in a row while going up exactly those same people, who hated him just as much then as they do now.

But I could go with Hunt, he just doesn't have much name recognition. Cornyn has Got to Go.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:37 PM (uWKK

Seems like the sort of thing an Ambassadorship could help out with to get him clear. He's over 70 and then could get some cushy post.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+)

116 This has to be fake news. Republicans acting like they want to win? Yeah, right. Nice try.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (Da1lH)

117 Kamala is just trying to avoid OnlyFans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (D+mpw)

118 >>This is a deception campaign that will go down in history as the greatest since the Allies convinced Hitler

Or since the famous Rock Ridge incident.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 06:48 PM (TR2dy)

119 Only problem with that is that Cornyn is a sitting US Senator. Trump has to play this one very carefully because he still needs Cornyn's vote. Otherwise, you're looking at him pulling an MTG in the Senate.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 10, 2025 06:40 PM (0CU3H)

In Texas, if a senator resigns, the governor can appoint a temporary replacement.
Abbot needs Trump.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:49 PM (gbOdA)

120 But if the RNC doesn’t get their head back into the game, we are going to be way back behind the 8 ball again and should not take anything for granted.

Posted by: Piper at December 10, 2025 06:49 PM (p4NUW)

121 When why do the Dems have to cheat so hard?

For the same reason they lie, insult and libel when there is no up side to doing so.

They do it because they are totally given over to their carnality (and the demons within them)

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 06:49 PM (a4flb)

122 cornyn has bush money to spend while paxton is able to fund raise everything else. I do not think it is going to be close. I do expect cornyn to go the distance but I think he will lose the primary by 4-5 points.

We won't get many bleed over democrats voting as they will be all tied up in the fight over getting crockett the democrat nomination.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (0N4FZ)

Hunt??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (gbOdA)

123 >> The inflatable tank

I don't think Stacy Abrams is going to run.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (TR2dy)

124
Footage of us seizing the tanker:
https://is.gd/W1CzF5

Trump said this was the biggest seizure in history. Only the biggest, classiest seizures.

Apparently, this was carrying "sanctioned oil", so pounce and seize away.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (w6EFb)

125 But if the RNC doesn’t get their head back into the game, we are going to be way back behind the 8 ball again and should not take anything for granted.
------

Yeah, eye of the tiger baby...

Posted by: Apollo Creed at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

126 >> Kamala is just trying to avoid OnlyFans

She can shake her jowls for the camera. Don’t count that out. That’s a gift.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (EWq0C)

127
Well, it's possible President endorses a candidate *before* the primary if he thinks the seat is in jeopardy.

Would you be all butthurt if President endorses Cornyn?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (H1HTt)

128 In Texas, if a senator resigns, the governor can appoint a temporary replacement.
Abbot needs Trump.

Resigning is not Cornhole's character, he will remain inside and sabotage the country and MAGA because he is evil.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (a4flb)

129 McCornyn brags about voting with Trump 99% of the time.

That 1% represents some of the worst betrayals you can imagine and it ain't just one vote either. He is notorious for siding with dems after November elections.

Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (8uzBS)

130 If you can get the job done better than the next guy or girl, you’re hired. This notion that people don’t elect you on your merits, or at least purported merits, is in and of itself prejudicial.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (EWq0C)

She's in the bubble. She has *never* advanced on her merits herself, its outside her world.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (8avO+)

131 Apparently, this was carrying "sanctioned oil", so pounce and seize away.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (w6EFb)

No oil for blood
Now liberals need to say communist must sell oil to Kill Americans.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (gbOdA)

132 Crockett for Heisman!

Posted by: UNPROGRESSIVE at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (IUmF8)

133 A great scify short story would be where Kamala randomly and completely without intent, because she’s mindless, strings together a series of words that happens to be an ancient incantation that invokes the beginning of the end of everything. Reality just starts unraveling, unmaking itself as people panic. Until she, again just randomly, and without intent blurts out a series of words that birth a new universe for us. All foretold by monks 20 thousand years ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (3uBP9)

134 In news that will warm the cockles of Anna Puma's heart, the Jan. 6th bomber suspect has been linked to My Little Pony fandom.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (0sNs1)

135
Trump said this was the biggest seizure in history. Only the biggest, classiest seizures.

Posted by: publius

Nobody has seen anything like it.

(he says that a lot, too)

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (H1HTt)

136
Trump: "Large tanker, very large. Largest one in history, actually".

Reporter: "What happens to the oil?"

Trump: "We keep it, I guess."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (w6EFb)

137 I don't laugh because they could actually win.

Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (YwEeS)

138 Canela is so fucking stupid she not only thought she could win last time she thinks she can win this time.

youtu.be/mPz6aw7VkL4?&t=65

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (Hm8Vv)

139
If The Big Dummy gets a piece of this group, I'll be the most surprised person in Christendom. All the high rollers are there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 06:54 PM (tgvbd)

140 She's in the bubble. She has *never* advanced on her merits herself, its outside her world.
Posted by: Oldcat

Well, she advanced on one merit.

Posted by: Willie Brown's Willie at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (nhCoE)

141 I think Jazzy's rapper is the best rapper I've ever heard not named Eminem or Run DMC.

Literally. All rap sucks. Except 3 or 4 songs by Eminem and 3 or 4 songs by Run DMC. "No", Beastie Boys don't have any good rap songs. They have at least 5 good songs, but none that are rap.

Rap is for retarded people who wish they had musical talent or who wish they had bothered to learn how to play an instrument but didn't. Jazzy's rapper should take no special criticism, because he's not fundamentally any worse than 99.9% of his peers.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (TN0g+)

142 Would you be all butthurt if President endorses Cornyn?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:51 PM (H1HTt)

Nope

Battle v War

He can then go aip shit on McCornyn to vote his way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (gbOdA)

143 Everyone here should realize that the tanker seizure makes it obvious what Trump's real play with respect to Venezuela is - he's cutting off all of Maduro's cash. Venezuela has to pump out a LOT of cash each month; all the Cartels they're associated with, each General has soldiers and unofficial militia that have got to be kept happy, not to mention all the other bad actors around the world Venezuela's been involved with.
But Venezuela only has two sources of income - Oil sales, and the drug trade. Trump is cutting off both of them; you gotta figure that each drug boat blown up costs Maduro about $50 million in lost income. That's adding up, and now stopping the oil trade with it?

And the idea, obviously, is to convince some of Maduro's generals that Life could suddenly be a whole lot easier if they wised up and got rid of that asshole. Every paycheck they miss brings that day closer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (uWKK8)

144 McCornyn brags about voting with Trump 99% of the time.
Posted by: DanMan

Medved would say things like that all the time without telling his listeners that percentage is derived from counting the votes on final passage of bills that have already gone through the Swamp sausage grinder. So, 12 votes a year. Not a significant sample for anything ever.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (mlg/3)

145
I didn't want to mention it, but Tucker just dropped a 5 min video on Charlie Kirk's assassin.

Didn't watch it...because I'm kinda certain Tucker expresses an idiotic Conspiracy Theory that the fag didn't do it, and is being framed by the "government." A fake conspiracy theory that candace ratchet has been pushing for months.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (H1HTt)

146 114
Talarico is quite popular with the Left's "israel" haters.
Posted by: Soothsayer's
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White males are not the preferred Dem candidate in a race anymore as the party core is feminist and POC pokemon points over white between those categories. Talarico could mebbe try the troon alphabet route but that seems to be a literally shrinking political market.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:55 PM (WDjG6)

147 sounds like she's got another presidential run in her.

Huh? She never had a presidential run in her before. I mean, Willie Brown was never gonna run for President....

Posted by: GWB at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (j11BI)

148 Brony Pony Bombs Kits selling like GI Joe with Kung Fu grip.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (gbOdA)

149 Well, Ben, I don’t gamble but I do like to see how my thoughts play out.

Posted by: Accomack at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (CI8I+)

150
I call it a fake conspiracy theory because neither Tucker nor Candace nor any of their jihadis really believe it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (H1HTt)

151 Democrats aren’t going to win a statewide race in Texas. I don’t give a shit if they dig up Lloyd Benson, pump him full of viagra, and have him do the Mexican Hat Dance with a mariachi band playing El Son de la Negra. It’s not going to happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (EWq0C)

152 A great scify short story would be where Kamala randomly and completely without intent, because she’s mindless, strings together a series of words that happens to be an ancient incantation that invokes the beginning of the end of everything. Reality just starts unraveling, unmaking itself as people panic. Until she, again just randomly, and without intent blurts out a series of words that birth a new universe for us. All foretold by monks 20 thousand years ago.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 10, 2025 06:52 PM (3uBP9)

Sounds close to the Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke. Monks in the Himalayans hire a computer to aid them in their sect's purpose in like, to write down the 9 billion names of god in their alphabet. The run is going well and the programmers decide to ride out early since the monks might be angry when it doesn't work...

on the way down on their ponies they look up and the stars are going out...

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

153 Talrico is fake Christian Betoff.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (gbOdA)

154 If Paxton wins the primary the choice is clear.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (sDNVV)

155 Sad to say, but Trump's endorsement isn't going to carry a whole lot of weight in Texas. He's better off staying out of it, he'll just piss some otherwise loyal people off for no reason. Most everybody's mind is already made up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (uWKK8)

156 Didn't watch it...because I'm kinda certain Tucker expresses an idiotic Conspiracy Theory that the fag didn't do it, and is being framed by the "government." A fake conspiracy theory that candace ratchet has been pushing for months.
Posted by: Soothsayer's
=======
I think Tucker is secretly a furry nowadays pondering transitioning to Tuckina soon so calling him Tucker will be dead naming him then.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (WDjG6)

157 The US has seized numerous vessels at sea. Like... forever.

-Contraband
- Drugs
- Prohibited merch
- Human trafficking
- Weapons smuggling
- etc

The only reason the Democrats and their propaganda arm are pissed off it because it looks bad for them.

Because they are on the other side.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (NwnyJ)

158 Harris is probably just looking for a payday

Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

159 so hard to believe that the repubs are capable of forethought, particularly to oppose demonrats ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (Cjt/F)

160 Sounds close to the Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke. Monks in the Himalayans hire a computer to aid them in their sect's purpose in like, to write down the 9 billion names of god in their alphabet. The run is going well and the programmers decide to ride out early since the monks might be angry when it doesn't work...

on the way down on their ponies they look up and the stars are going out...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

6x7

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:58 PM (gbOdA)

161 I call it a fake conspiracy theory because neither Tucker nor Candace nor any of their jihadis really believe it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:56 PM (H1HTt)

all the better if they don't.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:58 PM (8avO+)

162 "so the Republicans did run one. And then they publicized the results when it showed her as a genuine threat to win the primary."

Wait, so when Cricket said "the Republicans are afraid of me", that was bullshit the republicans fed top her massive ego?

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 10, 2025 06:58 PM (C3IAS)

163
Also in that DM piece, play the clip of Trump talking about Columbia, and it's El Presidente.

Asked about him Trump said "He's been very hostile to the United States. I haven't given him a lot of thought. He's .... he's gonna have himself some big problems if he doesn't wise up."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

164 151 Democrats aren’t going to win a statewide race in Texas. I don’t give a shit if they dig up Lloyd Benson, pump him full of viagra, and have him do the Mexican Hat Dance with a mariachi band playing El Son de la Negra. It’s not going to happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (EWq0C)

---
From your mouth to God's ears, sir. They shouldn't win the local dog catcher race.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 06:59 PM (6p0Jv)

165 Fun fact. The inflatable tanks for the D Day deception were largely made by Goodyear.
Posted by: Marcus T

They got horrible mileage.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2025 07:00 PM (cYBz/)

166 The US has seized numerous vessels at sea. Like... forever.

Didn't they snatch a Woods Hole Oceanographic ship after finding ONE Marijuana seed?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 10, 2025 07:00 PM (Kt19C)

167 8 Jasmine Lee Crocket Brown could lose by 20 points.

hahahaha
Posted by: rhennigantx
----------------------

It doesn't matter and Crockett knows it. Unlike Canela she has a brain. The real race is which Republican will win their primary.

Crockett is doing this for name recognition establishing her new thoughtful persona in pursuit of a different and achievable goal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:00 PM (Hm8Vv)

168 Reality just starts unraveling, unmaking itself as people panic. Until she, again just randomly, and without intent blurts out a series of words that birth a new universe for us. All foretold by monks 20 thousand years ago.
Posted by: banana Dream
======
"That's the Night that the Lights Went Out in Georgia"

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (WDjG6)

169 >We now go live to Jasmine Crockett's Senate announcement where a rapper just performed a song about her.
----

I miss black music
before rap
before disco
dude that's my lawn you're getting close to

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (ZxPkt)

170
I'd say there's a 50/50 chance luigi mangione is acquitted.

Same for tyler robinson.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (H1HTt)

171 I have some lib acquaintances here in south Texas. Even they’re embarrassed that Crockett is running. They were hoping one of the state Democrats from the legislature would step up. I don’t know who. And they don’t like Talarico.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (EWq0C)

172 Sounds close to the Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke. Monks in the Himalayans hire a computer to aid them in their sect's purpose in like, to write down the 9 billion names of god in their alphabet. The run is going well and the programmers decide to ride out early since the monks might be angry when it doesn't work...

on the way down on their ponies they look up and the stars are going out...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+)

Paul referred to the "Unknown God" during his speech in Athens, where he found an altar dedicated to this deity. He used this as an opportunity to introduce the Athenians to the true God.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 07:01 PM (gbOdA)

173 Harris '28: I have not yet begun to do the thing

Harris '28: A chicken in every pot and a slob on every knob

Harris '28: The United Stats is a big country next to a smaller country called Canada. And that's wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 07:02 PM (sKqQm)

174 The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate

Was the promise of a bottomless bucket at KFC with free refills involved?

Was that wrong?

Posted by: Dantes at December 10, 2025 07:02 PM (j6+zg)

175 I don't laugh because they could actually win.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (YwEeS)
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This, a thousand times this. Remember what a crappy candidate Obama was? And look who Virginia just elected attorney general.

And then there was Marion Barry.

I never rule any Democrat out no matter how crazy they are.

Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (79pEw)

176 Democrats aren’t going to win a statewide race in Texas. I don’t give a shit if they dig up Lloyd Benson, pump him full of viagra, and have him do the Mexican Hat Dance with a mariachi band playing El Son de la Negra. It’s not going to happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 06:57 PM

I agree 100%.

What I think is happening is the democrats are letting their freak fly by letting the fringe candidates duke it out in Texas so they can say "I told you so" in 2028 and run a moderate candidate like shapiro or newsome.

In other words they are letting the extreme freaks run and get curb stomped to get them out of the way for 2028.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)

177 Sounds close to the Nine Billion Names of God by Clarke. Monks in the Himalayans hire a computer to aid them in their sect's purpose in like, to write down the 9 billion names of god in their alphabet.

One thing I'll say for Clarke, HE didn't feel the need to add random kid-orgies in his stories like a certain Richard Bachmann...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (sKqQm)

178 Tucker and Candace have permanently burned their brands. Maybe Tucker can drift off being a kind of very nasty Art Bell, but I don't see it working. Candace is just milking the net for cash, she's now entered the Universally Despised category.

And the fun story out a couple days ago about Fuentes is that almost all of those online accounts that were supposedly following him and being influenced by him were actually sources from giant bot farms in India and Nigeria. LOL it was all a fake astroturf performance from the start, obviously intended to rip Trump's supporters to pieces.

They caught everyone by surprise, had a good couple of weeks, but it's all burning out now, and the three of them are finished. (except as small time grifters milking the darker corners of the web)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:04 PM (uWKK8)

179 163
Also in that DM piece, play the clip of Trump talking about Columbia, and it's El Presidente.

Asked about him Trump said "He's been very hostile to the United States. I haven't given him a lot of thought. He's .... he's gonna have himself some big problems if he doesn't wise up."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:59 PM (w6EFb)
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Is this the answer to Kindletot's question; Why are they blowing up boats in the Caribbean but shooting out the engines and boarding in the Pacific?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:04 PM (Hm8Vv)

180 The Dems run in almost every race, everywhere because there is always a chance.

And really, Temu Kamala will get rich even if she loses so why not?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2025 07:04 PM (sKqQm)

181 Medved would say things like that all the time without telling his listeners that percentage is derived from counting the votes on final passage of bills that have already gone through the Swamp sausage grinder. So, 12 votes a year. Not a significant sample for anything ever.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Medved returned to his true home, Democrats. Almost like he never actually was of the Right. Lots of grifters on the Right as 'influencers' and pundits that are actually Dems trying to make a buck and put a stick in the spokes of the GOP tricycle.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 07:05 PM (WDjG6)

182 It’s early but I think there are warning signs for Republicans. You can only write off so many of these races and start to wonder where the hell the GOP is and who is running things. You can wake up in August and make a push. I thought the “ new” GOP learned that in the last election. Now everyone is sitting on their thumbs with their minds in northern Idaho. Miami should be a real wake up call. They are targeting seats and getting people to the polls. I dont know what the hell the GOP is doing but we are now hearing the same recycled excuses.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:06 PM (EWq0C)

183 Have they published the Xerox ass copy yet? Because its probably a HIPAA violation.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (YlWIZ)

184 >>Democrats aren’t going to win a statewide race in Texas. I don’t give a shit if they dig up Lloyd Benson, pump him full of viagra, and have him do the Mexican Hat Dance with a mariachi band playing El Son de la Negra. It’s not going to happen.

We love to flog ourselves for stupid political moves and we deserve some of it but who would be stupid enough to give Crockett a frigging nickel to run for Senate from Texas?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

185 I don't laugh because they could actually win.
Posted by: steevy at December 10, 2025 06:53 PM (YwEeS)
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This, a thousand times this. Remember what a crappy candidate Obama was? And look who Virginia just elected attorney general.

And then there was Marion Barry.

I never rule any Democrat out no matter how crazy they are.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (79pEw)

Illinois was coming off the lows of the Dem party screwing up statewide to becoming the dominant party, and the incumbent GOPers were being scooped out and replaced one by one. Anyone they put up was gonna win, remember Carol Mosely Braun?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (8avO+)

186 It doesn't matter and Crockett knows it. Unlike Canela she has a brain. The real race is which Republican will win their primary.

Crockett is doing this for name recognition establishing her new thoughtful persona in pursuit of a different and achievable goal.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:00 PM (Hm8Vv)

The achievable goal being the never- ending democrat grift.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (GOOc7)

187 We love to flog ourselves for stupid political moves and we deserve some of it but who would be stupid enough to give Crockett a frigging nickel to run for Senate from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

They gave Beto money how many times?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:08 PM (8avO+)

188
In other words they are letting the extreme freaks run and get curb stomped to get them out of the way for 2028.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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Sounds good, except, where are the normal one's hiding?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:08 PM (Hm8Vv)

189
Remember Georgia.

Can a conservative win state-wide in Georgia? Don't say "but Trump won in '24."

Kemp won, when, in '22, the Republicans' year?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (H1HTt)

190 We love to flog ourselves for stupid political moves and we deserve some of it but who would be stupid enough to give Crockett a frigging nickel to run for Senate from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

After the big $$$ dems were burned by Kamalall, I think that anyone like Crocket (or equally low-IQ) will be a very tough sell

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (GOOc7)

191 Marion Barry was elected to another term as DC mayor AFTER SERVING SIX MONTHS IN PRISON FOR COCAINE POSSESSION.

So, theoretically, anyone can win, anywhere, anytime.

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (ZxPkt)

192 And the fun story out a couple days ago about Fuentes is that almost all of those online accounts that were supposedly following him and being influenced by him were actually sources from giant bot farms in India and Nigeria. LOL it was all a fake astroturf performance from the start, obviously intended to rip Trump's supporters to pieces.

They caught everyone by surprise, had a good couple of weeks, but it's all burning out now, and the three of them are finished. (except as small time grifters milking the darker corners of the web)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I think that it true for a lot of the You Tubers and also in blog comment sections like in Instapundit.

Fake pieces of paid shit from other countries and bots. Also true for a lot of the left's celebutards and candidates.

DataRepublican mentioned the report but Musk put the cats among the pigeons when he turned on country temporarily (or permanent--I hear it both ways but not on X).

I think Reddit is a place where real people are scarce except in extreme niche topics and it is dominated by bots, party activists, and foreign paid idiots posting.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (WDjG6)

193 The House of Representatives on Wednesday voted to advance a bill to repeal President Trump’s executive order on federal union workers.

Here's the 13 turncoat Republicans who voted with the Democrats and against Trump's executive order:

Jeff Van Drew, R-N.J., Nicole Malliotakis, R-N.Y., Nick LaLota, R-N.Y., Brian Fitzpatrick, R-Pa., Rob Bresnahan, R-Pa., Don Bacon, R-Neb., Mike Lawler, R-N.Y., Tom Kean, R-N.J., Ryan Mackenzie, R-Pa., Zach Nunn, R-Iowa, Chris Smith, R-N.J., Pete Stauber, R-Minn., and Mike Turner, R-Ohio.

Posted by: Crusader at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (TN0g+)

194
No cut. Straight pull. Oh well. The Big Dummy looked nice and was in there. That's what we care most about.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (tgvbd)

195 >> In other words they are letting the extreme freaks run and get curb stomped to get them out of the way for 2028.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)

They also know the prize is the House. Allred is going to chase that seat while the GOP is busy with Crockett who has zero chance of winning. I mean none. Anyone who even suggests she could win, or spends resources on that race, should be dragged by a horse around the floor of NRG Stadium u til they don’t have flesh in a PPV special.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (EWq0C)

196 The US has seized numerous vessels at sea. Like... forever.

Didn't they snatch a Woods Hole Oceanographic ship after finding ONE Marijuana seed?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

If that's all it takes, they should own Carnival's entire fleet.

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 07:10 PM (nhCoE)

197 We love to flog ourselves for stupid political moves and we deserve some of it but who would be stupid enough to give Crockett a frigging nickel to run for Senate from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:07 PM (viF8m)

They gave Beto money how many times?

Posted by: Oldcat

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This. Beto was never going to win crap doodly here in TX. But the smooth brained folk from the blue states love to give $$$$$.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:10 PM (6p0Jv)

198 What I think is happening is the democrats are letting their freak fly by letting the fringe candidates duke it out in Texas so they can say "I told you so" in 2028 and run a moderate candidate like shapiro or newsome.

In other words they are letting the extreme freaks run and get curb stomped to get them out of the way for 2028.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 07:03 PM (0N4FZ)

Nationally that might be; but in Texas it's even worse than that. For all practical purposes, there *is* *no* organized Democrat Party in Texas anymore. All the money comes from out of state, which is why it is so easy for any loud mouthed idealogue, or a freak with an online following, to vault to the top of the Dem Charts with very little effort. The Texas Dem Party is completely broke; one of the biggest reasons Beto was popular was that he financed all his campaigns with his own donors, the party had very little to do with it.

Not to mention that with no dems having won any statewide races in 30 years or so, they don't have any candidates with any experience doing anything except for a few congressmen from deep blue districts. (Like Beto and Jasmine and Talarico)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (uWKK8)

199 Marxist rag the New Republic reports on Republicans high-fiving each other for manipulating low-IQ narcissist into running for Senate.

Since when have low-IQ narcissists had to be manipulated into running for Senate? Isn't that their natural habitat?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (a+4eV)

200 It's easy being a democrat candidate. The people who vote for them are even dumber then the candidate themselves.

Anyone who does or has voted for a democrat is a dumbass and they have much to apologize for but they won't. Shame, shame, shame.

Posted by: Zombie Woodrow Wilson, closeted homosexual at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (R/m4+)

201 >>They gave Beto money how many times?

And every time, he got schlonged.

Crockett is an even worse candidate than Beto by a long measure. In what universe is she going to be a US Senator from Texas?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)

202 Let's not forget that St. Hillary! and her campaign worked hard to make OrangeHitler her opponent, because she thought that he would be easy to beat.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (BXUnK)

203
Apparently, this just the beginning of the oil tanker seizures. This is indeed cutting off Maduro's cash line. Do business with him, get your ships seized, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)

204 Crockett is Robert O' Rourke in a skirt. They are both as phony as a 3 dollar bill but can convince dems to give them a fuckton of money.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (sDNVV)

205 >> Crockett is an even worse candidate than Beto by a long measure. In what universe is she going to be a US Senator from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (viF8m)

Precisely. And you’d think people would then ask themselves- what’s going on here? What’s the real objective? But, nah, you know the GOP is probably in Aruba doing planning sessions or something. It hey, Lara Trump got her gif at Fox so it’s all good.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (EWq0C)

206 The House of Representatives on Wednesday voted to advance a bill to repeal President Trump’s executive order on federal union workers.

Here's the 13 turncoat Republicans who voted with the Democrats and against Trump's executive order:

Jeff Van Drew, R-N.J., Nicole Malliotakis, R-N.Y., Nick LaLota, R-N.Y., Brian Fitzpatrick, R-Pa., Rob Bresnahan, R-Pa., Don Bacon, R-Neb., Mike Lawler, R-N.Y., Tom Kean, R-N.J., Ryan Mackenzie, R-Pa., Zach Nunn, R-Iowa, Chris Smith, R-N.J., Pete Stauber, R-Minn., and Mike Turner, R-Ohio.
Posted by: Crusader

So, if it passes the House, and then the Senate, presumably Trump vetoes it, and they don't have the votes to override that. So who are they virtue-signalling to?

Or is there some parliamentary wingnuttery that means Trump doesn't get a vote on bills related to his own executive orders?

Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (nhCoE)

207
Oil is 95% of Maduro's exports, and 60% of this revenue, I was just reading. So, cut that off, and you squeeze him pretty good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (w6EFb)

208 I'm beginning to believe that the democrats are not sending their best people into the political ring.

Be best, people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:14 PM (6Bc88)

209 Let's not forget that St. Hillary! and her campaign worked hard to make OrangeHitler her opponent, because she thought that he would be easy to beat.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM (BXUnK)

HAHA! Hillary will never be President!

Posted by: Bad Orange Man at December 10, 2025 07:14 PM (6p0Jv)

210 Crockett is an even worse candidate than Beto by a long measure. In what universe is she going to be a US Senator from Texas?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2025 07:11 PM

I suspect it is a universe where Spock sports a goatee.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 10, 2025 07:14 PM (0N4FZ)

211 In Texas, if a senator resigns, the governor can appoint a temporary replacement.
Abbot needs Trump.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2025 06:49 PM (gbOdA)

Abbott, unlike Cornyn, actually likes Pres. Trump.

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 07:15 PM (GOOc7)

212 So, if it passes the House, and then the Senate, presumably Trump vetoes it, and they don't have the votes to override that. So who are they virtue-signalling to?

Or is there some parliamentary wingnuttery that means Trump doesn't get a vote on bills related to his own executive orders?
Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (nhCoE)

Not sure what 'advance' means here, its possible its just through one step and it can quietly die and not come to a vote, while the turncoats have done their duty for the union interests.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:15 PM (8avO+)

213 They also know the prize is the House. Allred is going to chase that seat while the GOP is busy with Crockett who has zero chance of winning. I mean none. Anyone who even suggests she could win, or spends resources on that race, should be dragged by a horse around the floor of NRG Stadium u til they don’t have flesh in a PPV special.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:09 PM (EWq0C)

The fun thing about Allred is that the District he's going to run in (his home district), but he's going to have to run against an incumbent Julie Johnson (D). They used to be friends, I'll bet not now.
If you look up District 33 you'll see it's currently represented by Marc Vesey (R), but he's going to run for reelection in Fort Worth, since the redistricting bill has shifted all the lines around for everyone.
Jasmine's old district really isn't going to exist anymore, it got chopped up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (uWKK8)

214 If that's all it takes, they should own Carnival's entire fleet.
Posted by: mikeski at December 10, 2025 07:10 PM (nhCoE)

I want another drink!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Virgil, Fat, Drunk And Stupid at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (R/m4+)

215 I'm beginning to believe that the democrats are not sending their best people into the political ring.

Be best, people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:14 PM (6Bc8

on the other hand, they *might* be

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+)

216 I came here all ready to be angry and upset about politics, but then I realized I have Frank Sinatra's early Christmas Album on, twinkly little star lights in my house, two very happy warm dogs next to me, and I really don't give a fuck about anything else.

DH had to go into Anchorage, so I wrapped all his presents, too.

Most happy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (6Bc88)

217 She said there aren't a lot of laxatives in Texas?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 10, 2025 07:17 PM (YlWIZ)

218 on the other hand, they *might* be
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (8avO+)

An excellent point.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:17 PM (6Bc88)

219 Kramola/Newscome 2028 !!

Posted by: runner at December 10, 2025 07:18 PM (g47mK)

220 I love wrapping presents. All those straight lines and sharp corners. Even edges. Mmm all warm inside.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:18 PM (A0sqA)

221 Yeah, Cornyn votes with Trump 99% of the time. You know, like when they’re naming post offices and stuff. But when he can get together with those two ass cheeks, Murkowski and Collins, or that limp dick gimp, Cassidy, he’s right there taking away peoples 2A rights and dribbling for the camera.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 10, 2025 07:18 PM (EWq0C)

222 216 I came here all ready to be angry and upset about politics, but then I realized I have Frank Sinatra's early Christmas Album on, twinkly little star lights in my house, two very happy warm dogs next to me, and I really don't give a fuck about anything else.

DH had to go into Anchorage, so I wrapped all his presents, too.

Most happy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 10, 2025 07:16 PM (6Bc8

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Good for you! I have that old Sinatra Christmas album and you have inspired me. We can't let these bastards wear us out.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:19 PM (6p0Jv)

223 06 Could Jaz Croquette actually get elected to the Senate?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 10, 2025 06:45 PM (8CIFn)

Nope. Because Hispanic voters hate the Nasty Black Ghetto Bitch type even more than anglo's do, they've got way too much experience with them in day to day life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 06:47 PM (uWKK

And unlike the weak-willed, self-hating, guilty for nothing white colleges educated women, hispanic voters are not swayed by shouts of "racism" and "sexism".

Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2025 07:19 PM (GOOc7)

224
LOL, in sports news UM has fired Sherrone Moore for doing a Midnight Mel.

Posted by: Auspex at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (Y8DZL)

225 whoa whoa whoa

since when do we steal oil tankers

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

226 Texas Dems have been running idiots for high office for a long time, it's nothing new. Y'all missed the Governor's race about 3 elections ago where Abbot's opponent was a fugly lesbian Sherrif from Dallas who looked down at the floor and mumbled every time she was put in front of a microphone.

Honestly Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite made better speeches than she did. I don't even remember her name; nobody else does either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (uWKK8)

227 ‘Jingle Bells’ is racist, claims video shared by Joy Reid — sparking Christmas culture war

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:21 PM (ZxPkt)

228 203
Apparently, this just the beginning of the oil tanker seizures. This is indeed cutting off Maduro's cash line. Do business with him, get your ships seized, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)
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Trump is being nice to Putin. (bigger fish to fry)
Ukrainiums are targeting Putin's tankers with submersible drone bombs targeted at the propulsion system. Three ships so far.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:22 PM (Hm8Vv)

229 and Michigan has fired the head football coach for unwise carnal knowledge of a staff member

Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:23 PM (ZxPkt)

230 whoa whoa whoa

since when do we steal oil tankers
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

Think of it as a long term lease.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:23 PM (8avO+)

231 225 whoa whoa whoa

since when do we steal oil tankers
Posted by: Don Black at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (ZxPkt)

Elvis steals oil tankers.
Because Elvis wants Boats.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:23 PM (uWKK8)

232 Crockett is an even worse candidate than Beto by a long measure. In what universe is she going to be a US Senator from Texas?
Posted by: JackStraw
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Fantasy Island. I can hear Tattoo calling her plane down for Mr. Rourke.

Posted by: whig at December 10, 2025 07:23 PM (WDjG6)

233 Trump is being nice to Putin. (bigger fish to fry)
Ukrainiums are targeting Putin's tankers with submersible drone bombs targeted at the propulsion system. Three ships so far.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:22 PM (Hm8Vv)

Gotta be the English fighting the Crimean war again.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:24 PM (8avO+)

234 She's not running to win. She's running to $$$

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 10, 2025 07:24 PM (9ipOP)

235 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

236 >>>hispanic voters are not swayed by shouts of "racism" and "sexism".
Posted by: LASue
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Pinche gringos.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (Hm8Vv)

237 > Apparently, this just the beginning of the oil tanker seizures. This is indeed cutting off Maduro's cash line. Do business with him, get your ships seized, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)
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Might depend on who actually owns the tankers.

China, Russia and Iran (among other not friendly countries) are all prime movers. Might get... messy.

Or not.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (NwnyJ)

238 Apparently, this just the beginning of the oil tanker seizures. This is indeed cutting off Maduro's cash line. Do business with him, get your ships seized, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 07:12 PM (w6EFb)
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Might depend on who actually owns the tankers.

China, Russia and Iran (among other not friendly countries) are all prime movers. Might get... messy.

Or not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 10, 2025 07:25 PM (NwnyJ)

If there is any trouble they can just offload the cargo and send them on their way.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+)

239 Honestly Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite made better speeches than she did. I don't even remember her name; nobody else does either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 10, 2025 07:20 PM (uWKK

The last democrat governor candidate I remember is Abortion Barbie. Wendy Davis and her stupid shoes. I don't even pay attention to their candidates anymore.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at December 10, 2025 07:27 PM (6p0Jv)

240 Footage of us seizing the tanker:
https://is.gd/W1CzF5

Trump said this was the biggest seizure in history. Only the biggest, classiest seizures.

Apparently, this was carrying "sanctioned oil", so pounce and seize away.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at December 10, 2025 06:50 PM (w6EFb)
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The tanker was heading towards Cuba. Cuba's energy infrastructure is a joke. Large swaths of the country suffer from blackouts. Power outages sometimes last for days. Cuba had no response for today's seizure. I hope the commies in Cuba paid for that oil in advance.

Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2025 07:27 PM (rj6Yv)

241 I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

--Wesley Hunt

Posted by: coba at December 10, 2025 07:31 PM (IuIym)

242 Crockett is Robert O' Rourke in a skirt.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 10, 2025 07:13 PM (sDNVV)

She's a furry, too?!

Posted by: GWB at December 10, 2025 07:35 PM (j11BI)

243 PDT calls in some markers and gets donations to convert the seized tanker into the USS Sequoia II. A yuge, luxurious yacht with putting greens and gold trim. Lots of gold trim. And a Melania figurehead.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 10, 2025 07:51 PM (gm9Sb)

244 As Glenn Reynolds always says, don't get cocky.

We thought Jay Jones was through in the so-called conservative state of VA too, didn't we?

I don't think TX is that far gone yet, but it's way too early to gloat.

Posted by: clams on the half shell and roller skates, roller skates at December 10, 2025 08:02 PM (kvDvI)

245 Another potential presidential *losing* run is how she keeps Dougie in the marital fold for another 2 years.
Posted by: LASue

This causes Bif to query whether or not his house by name is Colonel Ingus.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 10, 2025 06:38 PM (G6LBI)

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I doubt Dougie has seen her marital fold in many a year.

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 10, 2025 08:26 PM (1Au9i)

246 Make me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 08:38 PM (rQwsY)

247 29
I'll warn you, again: I think it's foolhardy to jeopardize a safe seat in 2026 by nominating Ken Paxton.

What you're all overlooking is Paxton has a lot of Republican party Enemies in Texas who will do Everything they can to torpedo Paxton in the election.

Same goes for Kentucky. Beware the McConnell "Republicans" in Kentucky -- they will try to torpedo the R nominee.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Innaccurate but Amusing History at December 10, 2025 06:28 PM (H1HTt)

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Posted by: Cow Demon at December 10, 2025 08:41 PM (rQwsY)

248 Cracker barrel stock has lost 50% of its value in the last year 90% in the last 5 years

SOROS WINS AGAIN

90,% of Cracker barrel' political contributions went to GOP candidates historically

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at December 10, 2025 08:56 PM (TxTRY)

249 248: go home, you’re drunk

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 11, 2025 03:09 AM (NxtE8)

251 Speaking of female VPs (wanna bees), has Geraldine Ferraro entered the chat yet?

Posted by: _Jim at December 11, 2025 03:37 AM (O+HxP)

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The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate;Kumala Harris Still Wants to Run for President

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The National Republican Senate Committee Tricked Jasmine Ratchet Into Running for Texas Senate;
Kumala Harris Still Wants to Run for President