Jasmine Ratchet Makes It Official: She's Running to Win the Primary to Lose the Election for Texas Senator

Remember the Atlantic's profile of her, revealing her to be an absolutely self-obsessed narcissist? That the lock screen of her phone shows a glamor shot of her smiling chubby face?

Her video announcement for her candidacy also focuses on her self-believed beauty.

Oh, and Trump knocking her as "low IQ," which she says proves the GOP is terrified of her charisma and power. It's a variation of the Rush Limbaugh chestnut "They'll tell you who they fear," which I never believed, and I sure don't believe it as regards Jasmine Ratchet.

Texas, let’s win this thing. #JasmineForUS #TexasTough pic.twitter.com/VthTb93kur
— Jasmine Crockett (@JasmineForUS) December 8, 2025

Her announcement press opportunity featured her coining the terms "Crocket Crew," for her supporters, who she claims will paint Texas blue.

She also said she could deliver victories and results via "the JC way," which I guess supposedly means "Jasmine Crocket," but it sure sounds like she conflates herself with Jesus Christ. Which is, mwah, very on-brand for her. Her media strategy remains fixed on the Perfection of Jasmine. And you always want to have a clear media message.

She also babbled about Trump and Greg Abbott not being able to keep her name out of their mouths -- I gotta tell you, I hate this particular black cliché -- proves that they understand she is The One.

And of course: The most notorious narcissist in politics claims "This was never about me."

Sure.

JUST IN: Jasmine Crockett starts crying during her announcement that she is running for the United States Senate.

"I just want to be clear that this was never my intention. This was never about me. I never put myself into any of the polls."

"Listen, my question was, which… pic.twitter.com/lizXT3EKpK
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) December 8, 2025

Jasmine Crockett kicks off TX Senate bid: “There are those that say ain’t no way, we done tried it 50 times already. Let me be clear, y’all ain’t never tried it the JC way!" pic.twitter.com/XADIiCuVCW
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) December 9, 2025

Some of Jasmine Ratchet's greatest hits:

"Charlie Kirk continuously put out, there was rhetoric that specifically targeted people of color."

Even after Charlie Kirk's assassination, she told her fellow lunatic Democrats and antifa furries: "Pick up a weapon, we're at war!"

"Just because someone has committed a crime, doesn't make them a criminal."

"Folks who also took money from someone named Jeffrey Epstein..."

Jasmine Ratchet read an article that she says was "so funny" that whites are dying out due to not having babies at or above the replacement rate.

White people are an obsession for this race-baiter. Here, she shares the non-fact that whites commit 80% of the violent crime in America.

Flashback: It turns out this low-IQ narcissist is nasty to her staff. "The insiders say that Crockett cares about being an influencer than working for her constituents."

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 09, 2025 12:17 PM (Vpqw1)

2 almost

Posted by: doug at December 09, 2025 12:18 PM (Hy+R4)

3 You know. Jasmine Crotchett is actually brilliant.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 09, 2025 12:19 PM (jbnUc)

4 I suppose we should count ourselves fortunate that such an idiot will be the Dem candidate.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2025 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

5 Her announcement press opportunity featured her coining the terms "Crocket Crew," for her supporters, who she claims will paint Texas blue.

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Is it 2012 again, or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

6
It's all performance art for the left.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2025 12:20 PM (Y8DZL)

7 She is only doing this to grift because she can't win a statewide officer. She is extremely unpopular outside of the very deep blue districts, which by the way are soon to be gone.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2025 12:20 PM (0N4FZ)

8 Crocky!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2025 12:20 PM (iJfKG)

9 Win one for the ghetto!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2025 12:20 PM (NwnyJ)

10 What's her platform? Free false eyelashes for all wimminz of color?

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:20 PM (77rzZ)

11 I like the "natural look" she sports. So little make-up. So little time spent blowing out her hair and spraying it with lacquer.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:21 PM (1wjle)

12 You know. Jasmine Crotchett is actually brilliant.

When she was asked about quantum mechanics, she didn't understand why enumerating auto service personnel would be more difficult than any other kind of person.

OK, it's a reach.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2025 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

13 I don't have much to add to the conversation in the earlier post about this cuntiferous pest

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

14 "2 almost"

My 2d time this week! It's not only technique, it's tenacity! How bad do you want to be First (interrobang)

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at December 09, 2025 12:21 PM (Vpqw1)

15 Jazzy, Jazzy Crockett, the Queen of the wild frontier.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (L/fGl)

16 A bit willowed, but...

Tangential:

Foreign births down in 41 states:

https://x.com/RyanGirdusky/status/
1998428790570246211

In TX, it's more than 10% decline.

I'm sure this will help Democrats somehow because all is lost all the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

17 IMO, winning elections needs a candidate you love or an opponent you despise. I think R’s will have the latter in JC.

Posted by: EveR at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (Wxfe5)

18 With the teleprompter placement in those stills, I got strong Obama vibes. Anyone else?

Posted by: pookysgirl is not sure about the deja vu at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (Wt5PA)

19 I like the "natural look" she sports. So little make-up. So little time spent blowing out her hair and spraying it with lacquer.
Posted by: ace

I don't think she's unattractive at all, once she ditches the false eyelashes.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

20 I don't have much to add to the conversation in the earlier post about this c***iferous pest

Since when does that stop us?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

21 She's 100% in it to try and make herself the female Hasan Piker or something. We'll see if she shocks any dogs.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (2ocoG)

22 Willowed:

According to wikipedia Anton LeVey was Zeena LeVey's father.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (Da7Vv)

23 I like the "natural look" she sports. So little make-up. So little time spent blowing out her hair and spraying it with lacquer.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:21 PM (1wjle)

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I was just thinking my face is getting itchy just looking at her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (DRSnL)

24 I'm shocked! Shocked to find that narcissism is going on in here!

Posted by: Captain Crockett at December 09, 2025 12:23 PM (qUkBO)

25 Afternoon Ace.
Crockett cries when she gets in, Pat Schroeder cried when she didn't. Stable folks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 12:23 PM (D+mpw)

26 I'm sure this will help Democrats somehow because all is lost all the time.

Like tears in rain...

Posted by: Archimedes at December 09, 2025 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

27
I love you, Texas 30."

Welp, there you go, Ol' Crocky is, at least, smart enough to say she hates Texas and country music and BBQ and Buckies and the Cowboys, etc.

So, she's already got a leg up on Hateful Blonde Kamala over on the East Coast.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2025 12:23 PM (iJfKG)

28 I like the "natural look" she sports. So little make-up. So little time spent blowing out her hair and spraying it with lacquer.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:21 PM (1wjle)
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"Fuck you, racist. She's forced to do this because of white supremacy!"

-- Moochelle Obama

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

29 Whites committed 11 percent of the crime overnight in Charlotte Meck. Not sure where she gets her crime stats.

Posted by: NCKate at December 09, 2025 12:24 PM (uQzkA)

30 We fully support the candidacy of Ms. Crockett and believe that she is absolutely the best person to represent the Great State of Texas.

Posted by: Big Eyelash at December 09, 2025 12:24 PM (PiwSw)

31 You have to laugh. This bint was a one term representative in Texas who did zero for her constituents. She turned that into a congressional seat, where she still has done zero for her constituents. But don’t trust me. Go look at her record. All along the way she’s gotten richer, as her constituents have suffered. Running for a senate seat, which she will most certainly lose, is going to put even more money in her pocket. My only question is at what point do the people who vote for her don gimp suits, write “Im an Dunce”’on their foreheads with a Sharpie, and perform self flagellation in the public square.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:24 PM (XFXIk)

32 17 IMO, winning elections needs a candidate you love or an opponent you despise. I think R’s will have the latter in JC.

Posted by: EveR at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (Wxfe5)

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I bet she'll win as much of a percentage of the vote as Allred did in 2024.

Less than 45%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

33 Michelle Obama would have something to say about that hair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2025 12:24 PM (pkeXY)

34 LOL!

demonrats gotta demonrat,

which is to say be living exemplars of all 7 deadly sins.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2025 12:24 PM (Cjt/F)

35 I think that gives TX GOP voters enough comfort they can kick out Cornyn and still win the general election

Posted by: Leupold at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (eIzlH)

36 Crockett is a Juan’s Fish Store 2.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (XFXIk)

37 She seems nice.

Posted by: That guy who thinks people seem nice at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (n1JwJ)

38 I don't have much to add to the conversation in the earlier post about this c***iferous pest

Since when does that stop us?
Posted by: Archimedes

If a thing is worth saying, it's worth beating like a dead horse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (L/fGl)

39 Oh, and Trump knocking her as "low IQ," which she says proves the GOP is terrified of her charisma and power. It's a variation of the Rush Limbaugh chestnut "They'll tell you who they fear," which I never believed, and I sure don't believe it as regards Jasmine Ratchet.

It *is* true a fair amount of the time, but never in the case where someone claims it about themselves. All the Democrats shrieking that they're Trump's biggest enemy are self-disqualifying.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

40 Honestly, it's probably a good choice for her.

She's going to make a ton grifting off of this and otherwise, she's being gerrymandered out of her safe district.

She's not really low IQ. She's a grifter pretending to be low IQ because that's how to play to Democrat voters.

She went to a private school and does not talk like her public persona. It's all an act.

That's why she's latching onto Trump's attack. She knows it helps her grifting her intended victims. (ACTUAL low IQ leftists.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (zjgNU)

41 The Karens will flock to shop at JC Dummies.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (5yDGQ)

42 Crockett looks and sounds pretty low IQ. But I'd still tap that ass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (1zOXE)

43 Re-do:

Welp, there you go, Ol' Crocky is, at least, smart enough NOT to say she hates Texas and country music and BBQ and Buckies and the Cowboys, etc.

Stupid brain.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (iJfKG)

44 Clowns gotta clown.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (8h04I)

45 She's a comically retarded DEI law school grad, egotistical loon, and racist asshole, but she honestly looks good for a 44 year old black woman. She could lose a few lbs and ditch the stupid push-broom eyelashes, but she's easy on the eyes.

Posted by: ballistic at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (5aZAZ)

46 Jazzy is going to get beaten so badly in the actual election in TX that the Democrats may call 911 to report a mugging.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (Da7Vv)

47 Crock full
Of $hit.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (vK/Ja)

48 Oh, no she di'int!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (kgE5c)

49 Being able to lie relentlessly, with impunity and the unconditional support of the criminal media does help Democrats.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (8CIFn)

50 She is the colored gal version of Baby DooDoo Beto O'Rourke who was the cracka version of every Beaner illegal invader from South Of The Border.

In it for the fame and grift. But mostly the grift.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzales at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (FGMmt)

51 According to wikipedia Anton LeVey was Zeena LeVey's father.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President

Of the 8th Circle of Hell LeVeys?

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (77rzZ)

52 Good afternoon Ace and everybody
It is really really cold here. Trying to find excuses to stay indoors so hee I am.
Colin Allred dropped out the day before to run for a newly redistricted area. Democrats knowing they will not win the Senste seat and hoping to hold onto the Rep seat that Jasmine would have certainly lost. Although Crockett loses, hr candidacy complicates the Republican primary.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2025 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

53 My only question is at what point do the people who vote for her don gimp suits, write “Im an Dunce”’on their foreheads with a Sharpie, and perform self flagellation in the public square.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:24 PM (XFXIk)

You gotta realize that up until now her constituents have been primarily ho's, pimps, dealers, and welfare queens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:27 PM (uWKK8)

54 Flashback: It turns out this low-IQ narcissist is nasty to her staff. "The insiders say that Crockett cares about being an influencer than working for her constituents."

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM

Right. Because it's all a grift.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 09, 2025 12:27 PM (zjgNU)

55 The Democrats could help themselves by testing candidates. Anyone who scores below Tim Walz shouldn't be allowed to run.

Posted by: Dave at December 09, 2025 12:27 PM (sbsMc)

56 Crockett looks and sounds pretty low IQ. But I'd still tap that ass.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM

Rule #1, gentlemen...Rule #1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2025 12:27 PM (kgE5c)

57 >>35 I think that gives TX GOP voters enough comfort they can kick out Cornyn and still win the general election

yes... I heard Halperin saying that. He still thinks the GOP would rather stick with Cornyn.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:28 PM (1wjle)

58 She will get more votes than Cornhole Cornyn (in the primaries).

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at December 09, 2025 12:28 PM (1jqCC)

59 80%? We can get those numbers up, guys!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:28 PM (bss/y)

60 So you are saying she is a bitch in bed and she keeps a weapon nearby?

Is that what you were saying?

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 09, 2025 12:28 PM (EyfuW)

61 The Democrats could help themselves by testing candidates. Anyone who scores below Tim Walz shouldn't be allowed ~~to run~~ outdoors without a helmet.
Posted by: Dave at December 09, 2025 12:27 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (kgE5c)

62 She also said she could deliver victories and results via "the JC way," which I guess supposedly means "Jasmine Crocket," but it sure sounds like she conflates herself with Jesus Christ. - Ace

Her 'What Would Jasmine Do' bracelets will be all the rage when they hit her merch store.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (WIhZk)

63 57 >>35 I think that gives TX GOP voters enough comfort they can kick out Cornyn and still win the general election

yes... I heard Halperin saying that. He still thinks the GOP would rather stick with Cornyn.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:28 PM (1wjle)

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And yet...Crockett is going to raise $50 million, at least, because she's a star who fights, or whatever.

All while Roy Cooper, who could use that money a lot more, gets squeezed out of private donations because he's boring, old, white, and male.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

64 She's a dude, dressed like another dude playing another dude.

She's an actress just like AOC. She's just there to scoop up dollars.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (viF8m)

65 56 Crockett looks and sounds pretty low IQ. But I'd still tap that ass.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM

Rule #1, gentlemen...Rule #1.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2025 12:27 PM (kgE5c)

Really? She's a strip mall 2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (bss/y)

66 Set all phasers to Grift.

Posted by: Commander Crockett at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (qUkBO)

67
Her "NO TAXES, REPARATIONS" platform guarantees a Democrat primary win, unless a "Kill the White People" candidate emerges.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (Y8DZL)

68 She's not really low IQ. She's a grifter pretending to be low IQ because that's how to play to Democrat voters.

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I actually think she's legit low IQ. Like if you tested her, it would be clear

The way has been paved as a DEI baby and that breeds intellectual laziness when everything is handed to you.

Posted by: Leupold at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (eIzlH)

69 > Michelle Obama would have something to say about that hair.
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It's why Jazzy can't swim?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (NwnyJ)

70 yes... I heard Halperin saying that. He still thinks the GOP would rather stick with Cornyn.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:28 PM (1wjle)

Only the Bush family and their instate allies want to stick with Cornyn. Everyone else in Texas is sick to death of him.

I like Paxton, but from what I've seen I could be happy with Hunt. He's just a bit of an unknown; army veteran with good record, black, 44 years old.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (uWKK8)

71 Do you think she'll use "Crockett's Theme" from Miami Vice as her campaign music?

Posted by: Lex at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (l5xX+)

72 All the makeup in the world isn't covering that five head.

Posted by: Bosk at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (VMFAF)

73 Cornyn will lose the primary. A lot of Republicans in Texas feel it’s time to turn the page.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (XFXIk)

74 66 Set all phasers to Grift.
Posted by: Commander Crockett at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (qUkBO)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (bss/y)

75 I can't wait for Ace to get to Ketanji Brown Jackson this morning.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 09, 2025 12:31 PM (1PnA+)

76 Jasmine Crockett starts crying during her announcement that she is running for the United States Senate

Performative bullshit to manipulate the sheep-stupid audience. And since when does "stronk independent boss bitch" include struggling to hold back tears and fanning yourself like a Miss America pageant winner?

Posted by: From absurd to ludicrous to plaid at December 09, 2025 12:31 PM (TbWk/)

77 Crockett looks and sounds pretty low IQ. But I'd still tap that ass.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM

Rule #1, gentlemen...Rule #1.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2025 12:27 PM (kgE5c)

Really? She's a strip mall 2.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM

Another reason that Rule #1 is important.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2025 12:31 PM (kgE5c)

78 Jasmine died for our sins.

Posted by: Henrietta Houston at December 09, 2025 12:31 PM (qUkBO)

79 Keeping her occupied running for office is a good thing. Wouldn't want her workin' the drive-through, or teaching children in skool. Bernie parlayed being a loser into millions with a fine lakeside mansion, Jazzy will do the same and provide some comedy along the way.

Posted by: Sassy Qween at December 09, 2025 12:31 PM (oftw2)

80 This will be fun to talk about with my fellow Texans.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 09, 2025 12:32 PM (GD2xa)

81 >>>I like Paxton, but from what I've seen I could be happy with Hunt. He's just a bit of an unknown; army veteran with good record, black, 44 years old.

I like Paxton but the left keeps calling him a "homewrecker." I guess they're saying he has an infidelity problem. I never looked into it.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:32 PM (1wjle)

82 From bad to worse.

Tucker Carlson Buys New Home In Mordor

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 12:32 PM (L/fGl)

83 78 Jasmine died for our sins.
Posted by: Henrietta Houston at December 09, 2025 12:31 PM (qUkBO)

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:32 PM (bss/y)

84 yes... I heard Halperin saying that. He still thinks the GOP would rather stick with Cornyn.
Posted by: ace
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sad!

I get GOP voters going with a squish if they think the Democrats can win the general election, but if TX keeps sending Ted Cruz back, I'd feel pretty comfortable kicking out a repeated John McCain type Republican.

Didn't Cornyn spearhead the juneteenth federal holiday?

Posted by: Leupold at December 09, 2025 12:32 PM (eIzlH)

85 Hunt is a solid dude.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:32 PM (XFXIk)

86 >>>75 I can't wait for Ace to get to Ketanji Brown Jackson this morning.

I covered a bit of that yesterday but I guess she made more news. I'll look for it. Thanks.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (1wjle)

87 I bet she'll win as much of a percentage of the vote as Allred did in 2024.

Less than 45%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

Jazzy is in, Allred dropped out. In polling so far, Cornyn is losing the primary convincingly to Paxton. Allred polled behind Cornyn but even with Paxton. I don’t believe Jasmine can do as well as Allred. For all that he’s a leftist democrat, Allred is at least a serious candidate. Crockett is a clown show on wheels. I cannot imagine her on a debate stage for US Senate.

Posted by: Advo at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (jO4mz)

88 O/T, but my dreams have come true. Triumph is going on tour May 2026! Along with April Wine. Atlanta, here I come!!

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (qBdHI)

89 I don't think she's unattractive at all, once she ditches the false eyelashes.
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

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IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S WEARING SPIDERS ON HER EYES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (u73oe)

90 73 Cornyn will lose the primary. A lot of Republicans in Texas feel it’s time to turn the page.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (XFXIk)

Can they outvote the Democrats crossing over to support Cornyn?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (GD2xa)

91 Wait, if Tucker buys a house in Mordor...

Would that be Gaza or Russia at this point?

Seattle?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (bss/y)

92 Say what you will about Jasmine, she does make pretty good rice.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

93 Dis time da maff gonna be maffin! MmmmHMM!!!

*triple snap and head wobble*

Posted by: Jasmine Ratchet, her eyelashes dragging at December 09, 2025 12:34 PM (TbWk/)

94 Do you think she'll use "Crockett's Theme" from Miami Vice as her campaign music?
Posted by: Lex

She's Crockett and Tubbs.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 09, 2025 12:34 PM (WIhZk)

95 >>I covered a bit of that yesterday but I guess she made more news. I'll look for it. Thanks.

You might want to wait until the SC gets done roasting Marc Elias. It does not appear to be going well for Mr. Steele dossier.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2025 12:34 PM (viF8m)

96 That's why she's latching onto Trump's attack. She knows it helps her grifting her intended victims. (ACTUAL low IQ leftists.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I think it is going to be proven soon that most of those low IQ leftists are actually Smurfed foreign and whale donor money that is attributed to individuals. ACT Blue is a scam. Some in the GOP may not have much enthusiasm investigating because WinRed platform may not be immune to smurfing either.

Dems, however, have been enthusiastically seeking illegal foreign donations since the Obama era turned off checking for country of the donor for credit card or gift card donations.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2025 12:34 PM (WDjG6)

97 She is a Toni Braxton 0 (that's on a 10 point scale, not scogg binary- but also scogg binary.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:34 PM (bss/y)

98 I smell True Conservatism!

Posted by: David French at December 09, 2025 12:34 PM (R+nQW)

99 87
Jazzy is in, Allred dropped out. In polling so far, Cornyn is losing the primary convincingly to Paxton. Allred polled behind Cornyn but even with Paxton. I don’t believe Jasmine can do as well as Allred. For all that he’s a leftist democrat, Allred is at least a serious candidate. Crockett is a clown show on wheels. I cannot imagine her on a debate stage for US Senate.

Posted by: Advo at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (jO4mz)

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I was, just for clarity, talking about the general election result.

And yeah...except...she'll probably just end up performing like a generic Democrat.

It'll be some balance between engaged black voters and hardening of Hispanics into Republicans that just leaves her at recent historical levels.

It will be a very expensive way to get the status quo.

But, hey, not my money. I just need to file to start a Super PAC called TX Progressives for Black Justice, or something, to scoop up a few hundred thousand dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

100 Oh, and Trump knocking her as "low IQ," which she says proves the GOP is terrified of her charisma and power

Just like that retard, Timmah Walz.

https://youtu.be/b-Sgzx7CAj8

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

101 I like Paxton but the left keeps calling him a "homewrecker." I guess they're saying he has an infidelity problem. I never looked into it.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:32 PM (1wjle)

His wife is a state Judge. Big ugly break up this year because she was too busy to do the nasty anymore so Paxton moved in with this good looking 57 year old widow woman with 7 kids. She apparently worships the ground he walks on, unlike the State Judge he was married to.

Probably the bad part was that he wanted to stay married to the Judge and get her to say it was ok if he just lived with his girlfriend.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (uWKK8)

102 I think that gives TX GOP voters enough comfort they can kick out Cornyn and still win the general election

yes... I heard Halperin saying that. He still thinks the GOP would rather stick with Cornyn.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:28 PM (1wjle)

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And yet...Crockett is going to raise $50 million, at least, because she's a star who fights, or whatever.

All while Roy Cooper, who could use that money a lot more, gets squeezed out of private donations because he's boring, old, white, and male.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (GBKbO)
____

She will raise a ton of money because Democraps are idiots, and certainly a lot of Hollywood-type money will flow in (as they would to any notable Democrap).

But putting aside her intelligence and political savvy -- I think she's smarter and more savvy than most people here give her credit for -- her pathologically narcissistic shtick and abrasive attitude will turn off most people outside her district.

Which is why -- TADA! -- she launched that "low IQ" ad which I think is the beginning of a major remake. We'll see if it works.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

103 I actually think she's legit low IQ. Like if you tested her, it would be clear

The way has been paved as a DEI baby and that breeds intellectual laziness when everything is handed to you.

Posted by: Leupold at December 09, 2025 12:30 P

She is not stupid that is an act for her constituents in the hood. She completed law school at the university of houston and passed the bar on her first try and became a public defender in Houston.

You ain't a dummy passing the bar exam on your first try. Less than 50% pass on their first go around.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (0N4FZ)

104 I think you all are missing the point. This was a really smart move on the part of the Democrats. They don't have to waste money on the race. But the Republicans are going to waste a lot on the primary. Allred has a chance of winning that Rep seat. Apparently he is actually from the area where this new seat is. So, they have managed to make lemonade out of lemons. Or at least a chance to.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

105 I think it is going to be proven soon that most of those low IQ leftists are actually Smurfed foreign and whale donor money that is attributed to individuals. ACT Blue is a scam. Some in the GOP may not have much enthusiasm investigating because WinRed platform may not be immune to smurfing either.

Smurf those smurfing smurfersmurfers right up their smurfing smurfs!

Posted by: Smurf you, you smurfing smurfer at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (TbWk/)

106 I actually think she's legit low IQ. Like if you tested her, it would be clear

The way has been paved as a DEI baby and that breeds intellectual laziness when everything is handed to you.
Posted by: Leupold at December 09, 2025 12:30 PM (eIzlH)

She might actually be low-IQ, but her actions suggest she's at least capable enough to understand she'll lose her next election for representative, so she needs to swing for the fences to get the deep pockets like Beto O'Rourke did running for Senate.

It's possible that it all is just coincidence, but her choices suggest she's pretty shrewd.

A terrible person and immoral of course, but that's what happens when you have degraded the shared culture and do everything you can to destroy the influence of Christianity on Western morals.

It's of a type with the Somali grifters. She's just smart enough to do it legally. The musselmen don't really care about legality. (Being the rules of infidels have no bearing on one of the true believers of Mohammed, piss be upon him.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 09, 2025 12:36 PM (zjgNU)

107 Her campaign is a get rich quick scheme like the BLM grift, right?

Posted by: mr tmz at December 09, 2025 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

108 104 I think you all are missing the point. This was a really smart move on the part of the Democrats. They don't have to waste money on the race. But the Republicans are going to waste a lot on the primary. Allred has a chance of winning that Rep seat. Apparently he is actually from the area where this new seat is. So, they have managed to make lemonade out of lemons. Or at least a chance to.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

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So, the whole result is that a Democrat leaning district ends up Democrat?

Wow. So savvy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

109 >>>His wife is a state Judge. Big ugly break up this year because she was too busy to do the nasty anymore so Paxton moved in with this good looking 57 year old widow woman with 7 kids. She apparently worships the ground he walks on, unlike the State Judge he was married to.

ah. Spousal abandonment.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:37 PM (1wjle)

110 Texas has an open primary system, which Paxton actually filed to change into party only voting.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:37 PM (XFXIk)

111 107 Her campaign is a get rich quick scheme like the BLM grift, right?
Posted by: mr tmz at December 09, 2025 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

Well, yes.

It's a low bar, but I think AOC is more of a True Believer.

Hell, David Hogg might be more courageous and less of a grifter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:37 PM (bss/y)

112 “The people that commit 80% of the most violent crimes in this country are white supremacists”

Ignoring the people with a government retirement count playing as white supremacists their are not enough white supremacists to cause 80% of the crime in the US...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2025 12:38 PM (sKqQm)

113 All the Republicans I know stop Jasmine Crocket at airports and tell her "We all support you!!!"

Posted by: Rick Wilson and other pedophile enablers at the Lincoln Project at December 09, 2025 12:38 PM (1wjle)

114 She's not really low IQ. She's a grifter pretending to be low IQ because that's how to play to Democrat voters.

Close, but there's a nuance. According to former classmates, she's pretending to be a ghetto black when she actually speaks the Queen's English. No word either way on her IQ - she honestly gives us nothing to actually judge that on given she's "in character" all the time.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2025 12:38 PM (2ocoG)

115 2024 Congressional Grift: In progress.
2026 Senate Campaign Grift: Just started.
2028 Presidential Campaign Grift: On deck.

Posted by: The JC Way! at December 09, 2025 12:38 PM (qUkBO)

116 109 >>>His wife is a state Judge. Big ugly break up this year because she was too busy to do the nasty anymore so Paxton moved in with this good looking 57 year old widow woman with 7 kids. She apparently worships the ground he walks on, unlike the State Judge he was married to.

ah. Spousal abandonment.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:37 PM (1wjle)

By whom though? Arguably cutting off the snizz supply should be considered abandonment.

Posted by: Not in the Somali way at December 09, 2025 12:38 PM (TbWk/)

117 Reaching out across the aisle . . .

Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 12:39 PM (L/fGl)

118 His wife is a state Judge. Big ugly break up this year because she was too busy to do the nasty anymore so Paxton moved in with this good looking 57 year old widow woman with 7 kids. She apparently worships the ground he walks on, unlike the State Judge he was married to.

Probably the bad part was that he wanted to stay married to the Judge and get her to say it was ok if he just lived with his girlfriend.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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She is a state senator District 8, not judge. Remembered that because she was not allowed by TX Senate leaders to vote on her husband's impeachment.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2025 12:39 PM (WDjG6)

119 By whom though? Arguably cutting off the snizz supply should be considered abandonment.
Posted by: Not in the Somali way at December 09, 2025 12:38 PM (TbWk/)

Yeah. Renewal of physical intimacy is important or else all you are anymore is roommates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:39 PM (bss/y)

120 You may go to hell; and I...

/looks at Texas in 2025

...will go somewhere fucking else, dammit.

Posted by: D. Crockett at December 09, 2025 12:40 PM (OUMaO)

121 107 Her campaign is a get rich quick scheme like the BLM grift, right?

Posted by: mr tmz at December 09, 2025 12:36 PM (rJ48h)

Just like that brotherf**ker from Somalia...she started out with a net worth of a few $100K, now is worth tens of millions...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

122 Today is Miami municipal election. DOn't let Qatar sponsored jihadists win anything !! Don't be NY! send them packing!

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 12:40 PM (g47mK)

123 >>>By whom though? Arguably cutting off the snizz supply should be considered abandonment.

That's what I meant. Women don't want to hear this but wives have the right to demand their husbands remain sexually faithful, but they don't have the right to demand they remain celibate. The contract for faithfulness imposes burdens on the husband but also upon the wife. If either party renegs on the contract, well.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:40 PM (1wjle)

124 So has Mike Lindell decided to run against Tampon Tim?

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:40 PM (77rzZ)

125 Probably the bad part was that he wanted to stay married to the Judge and get her to say it was ok if he just lived with his girlfriend.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yeah, that is like a reverse French. Hard to see why that didn't work. /s

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:41 PM (bss/y)

126 You can be 100% certain that in every single school, job, or event Jazzmine appeared at, everyone heaved a huge sigh of relief when her big booty was headed towards the door.

Posted by: Excuse Me!!! at December 09, 2025 12:41 PM (oftw2)

127 117 Reaching out across the aisle . . .

Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 12:39 PM (L/fGl)

Shift just a bit and you can pray to Jerusalem, Big Potato...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

128 Crockett / Tubbs 2028!

Posted by: Jay in Pa at December 09, 2025 12:41 PM (5imIC)

129 Our tax monies are still confiscated to pay these ratbastards for their performance whether they win or lose, so why not? Hollywood for the ugly.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 12:41 PM (3uBP9)

130 I love this place. But honestly, if I didn't hang out here, I wouldn't know this creature even exists.

Knowing that it exists is not necessarily a good thing.

But here I shall remain because, well....

I love this place!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2025 12:42 PM (2J/Lj)

131 Thank y’all for lining my pockets and keeping me knee deep in hair extensions and false eyelashes. I will think about y’all deeply. Especially when I’m flying private to Turks, and lying on a beach drinking dirty martinis bought with your donations.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:42 PM (XFXIk)

132 Running Jazzmine for a state-wide seat is simply a Democrat op to get higher state-wide turnout by blacks, Karens, and AWFLs next November. The goal is to win one or more House races than the Dems would if they ran a boring black guy or a white woman.

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2025 12:42 PM (5rh/l)

133 This has never been all about me.

Posted by: David French at December 09, 2025 12:43 PM (1wjle)

134 Hey, TJM, they were about to lose two seats for sure. Now they might get one back but more importantly keep Allred viable. It is the best they can do. Now they have Republicans focused on fighting within the party. That doesn't always end well. The two Rs are going to be pouring vitriol against each other and so,e may stick.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2025 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)

135 Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 12:39 PM (L/fGl)

Shift just a bit and you can pray to Jerusalem, Big Potato...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Let's not qibla about it.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:43 PM (77rzZ)

136 132 Running Jazzmine for a state-wide seat is simply a Democrat op to get higher state-wide turnout by blacks, Karens, and AWFLs next November. The goal is to win one or more House races than the Dems would if they ran a boring black guy or a white woman.

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2025 12:42 PM (5rh/l)

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Her losing next year is going to supercharge the effort to short circuit Kamala's campaign.

Newsom is going to raise just so much money.

And he's still going to lose to her by 30, at least, in SC.

The Democrat primary could be both very ugly and over very quickly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

137 Some advertisements are now taking over 100% of the browser window.

I try to look at the front page (ace.mu.nu) and after I refresh, suddenly the whole thing is an ad, with no actual Ace of Spades content visible.

I absolutely hate when things take over like that. Please fix this. Whatever income you get from having your site completely taken over isn't worth it.

I usually browse with a full-screen window so my entire computer screen is taken over with an ad. I really, really hate this.

Posted by: mr_jack at December 09, 2025 12:43 PM (LNPSJ)

138 >>>124 So has Mike Lindell decided to run against Tampon Tim?

i heard that he had decided to but I don't think he'll be a strong candidate. He's got the charisma of a brussel sprout.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:43 PM (1wjle)

139 She is great but she can't win, even in a blue tsunami. Talarico is the dems best hope, combined with Paxton winning the republican primary.

Talarico is great: a democrat doing proper Christian messaging is very powerful. It’s desperately necessary because 65% of the country is Christian, and ignoring them is how we’ve gotten four decades of conservatives owning a monopoly on religious thought and influence.

I think of Talarico as Texas's Warnock. Texas is too racist and sexist to allow a black woman to win a statewide race, which is why she's who the NRSC wants to run against. Talarico's General Election favorables are at +30 while Crockett's are at -8.

the DNC's job is to cripple the campaign of any grassroots candidate who is outside the status quo. Even if it means losing the seat. Talarico was easily the best chance to win in Texas in 30 years and they fucking blew it

This is a good thing. Contrary to popular opinion, dems need robust primaries.

She has no chance of winning a Senate seat and will only damage support for the better candidate, Talarico. She's literally only doing this to raise her profile for a Presidential run.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 09, 2025 12:44 PM (ycI94)

140 She's not really low IQ. She's a grifter pretending to be low IQ because that's how to play to Democrat voters.

Close, but there's a nuance. According to former classmates, she's pretending to be a ghetto black when she actually speaks the Queen's English. No word either way on her IQ - she honestly gives us nothing to actually judge that on given she's "in character" all the time.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Without regard for her motives, self-awareness, or intellect the product is the same. Vapid, and vacuous.

Two words come to mind , 'vapid', and, 'vacuous'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2025 12:44 PM (XeU6L)

141 I love this place!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

And we're glad you're here, Madame M!

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

142 >>>137 Some advertisements are now taking over 100% of the browser window.

Is it possible that your computer is infected?

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:44 PM (1wjle)

143 138 >>>124 So has Mike Lindell decided to run against Tampon Tim?

i heard that he had decided to but I don't think he'll be a strong candidate. He's got the charisma of a brussel sprout.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:43 PM (1wjle)

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All he has is name recognition, and it's not very high name recognition.

Also, the name is a joke to like 95% of the populace.

I suspect it'll flame out faster than Walz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

144 She is a state senator District 8, not judge. Remembered that because she was not allowed by TX Senate leaders to vote on her husband's impeachment.
Posted by: whig at December 09, 2025 12:39 PM (WDjG6)

That's right. I been reading mainstream news too much. There's an even more tawdry angle, in that they have both long been heavily involved with a couple of Texas Baptist Megachurches, and both are graduates of Baylor University.

Looked it up, Angela Paxton was the Texas Senate Majority leader this last session. So it's a very public, very high profile breakup.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:45 PM (uWKK8)

145 Become a deportation judge today!

https://tinyurl.com/4rwpvhpk

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 12:45 PM (MGB5H)

146 Without regard for her motives, self-awareness, or intellect the product is the same. Vapid, and vacuous.

Two words come to mind , 'vapid', and, 'vacuous'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Great , now I'm repeating myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2025 12:45 PM (XeU6L)

147
That's what I meant. Women don't want to hear this but wives have the right to demand their husbands remain sexually faithful, but they don't have the right to demand they remain celibate. The contract for faithfulness imposes burdens on the husband but also upon the wife. If either party renegs on the contract, well.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:40 PM (1wjle)

Ah, OK thanks for clarifying. I agree and I think that's a very good way to articulate it. The first five verses of I Corinthians 7 address this very issue, but it goes blithely ignored by the modern church.

Posted by: Paul had some good ideas at December 09, 2025 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

148 139 Talarico is great: a democrat doing proper Christian messaging is very powerful. It’s desperately necessary because 65% of the country is Christian, and ignoring them is how we’ve gotten four decades of conservatives owning a monopoly on religious thought and influence.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 09, 2025 12:44 PM (ycI94)

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"Yes, Mary could have aborted Jesus."
-proper Christianity to the left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

149 Influencer? I think she means a flatulencer

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 12:45 PM (U6Usv)

150 FWIW,
The overall pass rate for the July 2025 Texas Bar Exam is 75%, with a first-time taker pass rate of 84% and a repeater pass rate of 36%.

Passage is more related to whether a) your law school prepared you properly (often that means attending a school in state rather than national law school) and b) whether you spend the moolah for the expensive post law school Barbri review (or its competitors like Themis, Kaplan, etc.) courses for the bar and the off time to absorb the lessons.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2025 12:46 PM (WDjG6)

151 >>>Talarico is great: a democrat doing proper Christian messaging is very powerful. It’s desperately necessary because 65% of the country is Christian, and ignoring them is how we’ve gotten four decades of conservatives owning a monopoly on religious thought and influence.

doesn't he follow a lot of porn stars and OnlyFans e-whores?

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:46 PM (1wjle)

152 i heard that he had decided to but I don't think he'll be a strong candidate. He's got the charisma of a brussel sprout.
Posted by: ace

And Walz DOES have charisma???

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

153 This is funny how the Reddit posters actually think Talerico is a viable candidate, rather than a freaking joke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (uWKK8)

154 DJ Jazzy Crocket

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (9iyS+)

155 The modern church ignores the entirety of the Bible

Posted by: NCKate at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (uQzkA)

156 She can refer to herself and her followers as Crockett and Grubs

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (U6Usv)

157 Her campaign is a get rich quick scheme like the BLM grift, right?

Posted by: mr tmz
.......

donating fools and their money are soon parted

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

158 #142

> Is it possible that your computer is infected?

No, it is not. I'm running Linux, and it's only Ace of Spades HQ that has this problem.

Posted by: mr_jack at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (LNPSJ)

159 Car tabs just under $200.

And I’m a sap for paying up when illegals drive around without tabs, or insurance or a license.

Enraging.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (W2Pud)

160 151 >>>Talarico is great: a democrat doing proper Christian messaging is very powerful. It’s desperately necessary because 65% of the country is Christian, and ignoring them is how we’ve gotten four decades of conservatives owning a monopoly on religious thought and influence.

doesn't he follow a lot of porn stars and OnlyFans e-whores?

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:46 PM (1wjle)

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On the Joe Rogan show he said that Mary could have aborted Jesus.

I'm sure he would have done great with Hispanics in Texas.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

161 That's right. I been reading mainstream news too much. There's an even more tawdry angle, in that they have both long been heavily involved with a couple of Texas Baptist Megachurches, and both are graduates of Baylor University.

Looked it up, Angela Paxton was the Texas Senate Majority leader this last session. So it's a very public, very high profile breakup.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Easy enough nowadays to be misinformed by the media by its shoddy stories even when they are not deliberately trying to lie to readers/viewers.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2025 12:48 PM (WDjG6)

162 150 FWIW,
The overall pass rate for the July 2025 Texas Bar Exam is 75%, with a first-time taker pass rate of 84% and a repeater pass rate of 36%.

Passage is more related to whether a) your law school prepared you properly (often that means attending a school in state rather than national law school) and b) whether you spend the moolah for the expensive post law school Barbri review (or its competitors like Themis, Kaplan, etc.) courses for the bar and the off time to absorb the lessons.
Posted by: whig at December 09, 2025 12:46 PM (WDjG6)

Mostly the BarBri or similar courses. Law school generally doesn't prepare you for taking the exam. Or for practicing law really, for that matter.

Posted by: Another grift in academe at December 09, 2025 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

163 I like how the white guy had to immediately drop out as black females are higher in the dem victim hierarchy. If some tranny wanted to run, they would throw JC under the bus.

Posted by: Jay in Pa at December 09, 2025 12:48 PM (5imIC)

164 I usually browse with a full-screen window so my entire computer screen is taken over with an ad. I really, really hate this.

Posted by: mr_jack

What browser are you even using? Brave doesn't have that. Firefox with moderate addons doesn't either.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 09, 2025 12:48 PM (OUMaO)

165 >>Thank y’all for lining my pockets and keeping me knee deep in hair extensions and false eyelashes. I will think about y’all deeply. Especially when I’m flying private to Turks, and lying on a beach drinking dirty martinis bought with your donations.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:42 PM

Doing cable tv hits from the resort's luxury suite via Zoom.

Posted by: Indy at December 09, 2025 12:48 PM (98kQX)

166 like how the white guy had to immediately drop out as black females are higher in the dem victim hierarchy. If some tranny wanted to run, they would throw JC under the bus.
Posted by: Jay in Pa at December

Allred is black.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 12:49 PM (MGB5H)

167
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S WEARING SPIDERS ON HER EYES!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER

Jazzy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2025 12:49 PM (pkeXY)

168 She’s not Low IQ. She play low IQ for the ghetto fan base and the AWFLs who love them some ghetto trash black wymyn as well.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 12:49 PM (9iyS+)

169 152 i heard that he had decided to but I don't think he'll be a strong candidate. He's got the charisma of a brussel sprout.
Posted by: ace

And Walz DOES have charisma???

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:46 PM (77rzZ)

Like Michael Jackson with boys?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

170 By whom though? Arguably cutting off the snizz supply should be considered abandonment.

That's what I meant. Women don't want to hear this but wives have the right to demand their husbands remain sexually faithful, but they don't have the right to demand they remain celibate. The contract for faithfulness imposes burdens on the husband but also upon the wife. If either party renegs on the contract, well.

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:40 PM (1wjle)
_________

"Loss of carnal knowledge" was once a legitimate legal ground for divorce before no-fault took over. It was quite common too. So if a wife (or less commonly, a husband) withheld sex, that was legal grounds for divorce.

Even now, the no-fault standard of "irreconcilable differences" usually includes a component of "my wife [or husband] doesn't fuck me any more."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

171 So has Mike Lindell decided to run against Tampon Tim?

i heard that he had decided to but I don't think he'll be a strong candidate. He's got the charisma of a brussel sprout.

Posted by: ace
.......

don't forget to use your promo code

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

172 Talarico is an apostate and a religious fraud. He pushes lies like people who oppose illegal immigration arent following Jesus’ teaching, abortion is totes ok, etc.. It’s all the same garbage you hear from Democrats claiming to be Christian. I believe he was also caught following a bunch of p*wn sites, which he said was from a hack. *makes ok sign*

No sane person in Texas would vote for that.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (XFXIk)

173 There is something screwy with the "jump to the bottom" link that causes you sometimes to go to a bot-driven ad page. Maybe that's what's happening to mr jack.

Posted by: It's been going on a while too at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (TbWk/)

174 https://is.gd/FLWcPX

@MarioNawfal
VIRGINIA TECH UNVEILS BREAKTHROUGH CHIP THAT LETS SOUND MOVE MATTER

Scientists at Virginia Tech have created something straight out of science fiction... a chip that uses sound waves to move and shape objects as if they had invisible hands.

The new acoustic metamaterial chip can bend, twist, and overlap sound waves to grab and control tiny particles with stunning precision.....

[video]

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Video looks like all marketing, no details, but the subject is interesting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (ULPxl)

175 All y'all Texans need to rally around Queen Jasmine until the general election. I'm not legally allowed to vote in Texas, but I would vote for her at least three times if I could.

Posted by: p-squared at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (0prFs)

176 Crockett / Tubbs 2028!
Posted by: Jay in Pa

"Tubbs" is Whoopi's real name?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (L/fGl)

177 >>I like how the white guy had to immediately drop out as black females are higher in the dem victim hierarchy. If some tranny wanted to run, they would throw JC under the bus.

Posted by: Jay in Pa at December 09, 2025 12:48 PM

Colin Allred is one of the darker white guys, like Brian Cole Jr.

Posted by: huerfano at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (98kQX)

178 @150 whig, I was a Barbri rep in law school. Got a free course

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (D+mpw)

179
The big fake eyelash thing goes well with the big clunky eyeglasses and nose ring for today's stylish pronouners.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (Y8DZL)

180 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (5bGGs)

181 Jasmine Crockett.

HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (5bGGs)

182 Sunny Crockett >>>> Jasmine Crockett

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (5bGGs)

183 The modern church ignores the entirety of the Bible
Posted by: NCKate
-------

You say that as if the Church should rely on Scripture, rather than warm, fuzzy feelings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (XeU6L)

184 170
...

Even now, the no-fault standard of "irreconcilable differences" usually includes a component of "my wife [or husband] doesn't fuck me any more."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

Except in the courtroom...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

185 the DNC's job is to cripple the campaign of any grassroots candidate who is outside the status quo. Even if it means losing the seat. Talarico was easily the best chance to win in Texas in 30 years and they fucking blew it

This is a good thing. Contrary to popular opinion, dems need robust primaries.

She has no chance of winning a Senate seat and will only damage support for the better candidate, Talarico. She's literally only doing this to raise her profile for a Presidential run.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 09, 2025 12:44 PM (ycI94)
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Hell hath frozen over! I agree with DU on this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

186 doesn't he follow a lot of porn stars and OnlyFans e-whores?

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:46 PM (1wjle)

Yep. Not to mention that the Texas Dem Primary, unlike the general election, will be majority Black and Hispanic voters, and not a single one of them will vote for Talarico.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (uWKK8)

187 #164

> What browser are you even using?

Firefox with out-of-the-box defaults. I'm not running an ad blocker because I figured the site should get the ad revenue.

Full-screen Viagra ads will change that right quick. If this doesn't get fixed, I'll definitely block all the ads.

Posted by: mr_jack at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (LNPSJ)

188 He's got the charisma of a brussel sprout.
---------

You know who else liked Brussels and had charisma.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (U6Usv)

189 No, it is not. I'm running Linux, and it's only Ace of Spades HQ that has this problem.
Posted by: mr_jack
=======
Use Brave browser. No problems there. Since browers are 'free', I download multiple ones and use the ones that work best on individual websites.

YMMV

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (WDjG6)

190 Funny thing. I was listening to music from ewetub last night at work. Just had the phone lying on the desk. I usually use the browser for ewetub instead of the app. Well, when I set the phone down I must have hit the 'Open in app' button by accident. Song plays, then I hear an ad. I never hear an ad. I thought, well, I never hear ads to no big deal. Livestream starts, goes for five mins, then another ad. This time I am like, wth, have they cracked brave (on the phone?) Look at the phone, and yeah the app was open. Is that what the internet is like if you do not use brave? It is like Blade Runner with the advertisements. And not in the cool, steam punk, techno neon noir way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (bss/y)

191 >>No sane person in Texas would vote for that.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM

We do have our democrats, mostly city folk.

Posted by: huerfano at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (98kQX)

192 159 Car tabs just under $200.

And I’m a sap for paying up when illegals drive around without tabs, or insurance or a license.

Enraging.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (W2Pud)

If you get pulled over without them you go to jail. Jose is let go.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (9iyS+)

193 Can you imagine having the name Jeffrey Epstein? That would suck royally. I'm a Karen, which also sucks, but not as bad.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (w6EFb)

194 TX tarantulas rejoice!

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (qBdHI)

195 JC > Im concerned about all that weight that ass is putting on.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (1PnA+)

196 I get load reload crash 24/7 on iPhone and jumpy comments if by some stroke of luck comments initially load. The struggle is real and years long.

Posted by: NCKate at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (uQzkA)

197 "Trump knocking her as "low IQ," which she says proves the GOP is terrified of her charisma and power."

I'd say it's more like watching a clown at the circus and commenting "boy that clown is sure acting stupid." They get a lot of attention, but for all the wrong reasons.

She's a complete clown.

And what is with these black women, who have such elevated opinions of themselves? Like juiced white Karens. They don't want to speak to the manager, they think they ARE the manager.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (C3IAS)

198 Car tabs just under $200.

And I’m a sap for paying up when illegals drive around without tabs, or insurance or a license.

Enraging.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2025 12:47 PM (W2Pud)

If you get pulled over without them you go to jail. Jose is let go.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 12:52 PM (9iyS+)

An anarchotyranny, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Things Franklin never said at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (TbWk/)

199 She will garner quite a bit of the black vote. Collin Allred was a better candidate overall and got smoked by Cruz. He withdrew his name after she announced.

This just tells me that the cheat is going to be BIG in Texas next go-round in November if she's convinced she needs to leave the House for the Senate.

Makes me nervous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (5bGGs)

200 No sane person in Texas would vote for that.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:50 PM (XFXIk)

which means he's got the University professors, the gays, and the trannies locked down. But that's all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (uWKK8)

201 185 She has no chance of winning a Senate seat and will only damage support for the better candidate, Talarico. She's literally only doing this to raise her profile for a Presidential run.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 09, 2025 12:44 PM (ycI94)
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Hell hath frozen over! I agree with DU on this.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

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Well, Reddit.

Reddit allows apostates to leftism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

202 "She’s not Low IQ. She play low IQ for the ghetto fan base and the AWFLs who love them some ghetto trash black wymyn as well.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald "

She is faking authenticity very convincingly.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (GUOwU)

203 >>> 187 #164

> What browser are you even using?

Firefox with out-of-the-box defaults. I'm not running an ad blocker because I figured the site should get the ad revenue.

Full-screen Viagra ads will change that right quick. If this doesn't get fixed, I'll definitely block all the ads.
Posted by: mr_jack at December 09, 2025 12:51 PM (LNPSJ)

I've never tried this, but istr some other Moron having recommended it:
https://adnauseam.io/
"clicking ads so you don't have to"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (ULPxl)

204 Who or what is Talerico?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (8CIFn)

205 Talarico thinks he found an unoccupied Dem niche. He's not too bright and that makes his full of shitness obvious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 12:54 PM (D+mpw)

206 I'm a Karen, which also sucks, but not as bad.
Posted by: Miley

As long as your last name's not "McWinemom," you're good.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:54 PM (77rzZ)

207 @MarioNawfal
VIRGINIA TECH UNVEILS BREAKTHROUGH CHIP THAT LETS SOUND MOVE MATTER

Scientists at Virginia Tech have created something straight out of science fiction... a chip that uses sound waves to move and shape objects as if they had invisible hands.

The new acoustic metamaterial chip can bend, twist, and overlap sound waves to grab and control tiny particles with stunning precision.....
.......

finally we can build more pyramids

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2025 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

208 Become a deportation judge today!

https://tinyurl.com/4rwpvhpk
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 12:45 PM (MGB5H)
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The Blade applied!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

209 205 Talarico thinks he found an unoccupied Dem niche. He's not too bright and that makes his full of shitness obvious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 12:54 PM (D+mpw)

======

In order for fake Christians to gain followings, they have to say vaguely Christian things.

If it always amounts to, "You have to let in all illegals, all abortions, and pay for all the welfare, and who the fuck is Jesus?" then it's not really gonna work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

210 Jasmine Crockett is actually very intelligent is not a hill I would be willing to die on

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 12:55 PM (U6Usv)

211 Congratulations, you just invented the chladni plate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2025 12:56 PM (Vq1pX)

212 Become a deportation judge today!

https://tinyurl.com/4rwpvhpk
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 12:45 PM (MGB5H)
_____

The Blade applied!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Nice. I'll bet you could throw out 1000 a day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 12:56 PM (MGB5H)

213 199 She will garner quite a bit of the black vote. Collin Allred was a better candidate overall and got smoked by Cruz. He withdrew his name after she announced.

This just tells me that the cheat is going to be BIG in Texas next go-round in November if she's convinced she needs to leave the House for the Senate.

Makes me nervous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (5bGGs)

She's getting redistricted out of her house seat. Allred I believe is going to run for a new Dallas area district in exchange for dropping out of the Senate race, and he's from there and is fairly popular locally. So he's got a good chance of winning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:56 PM (uWKK8)

214 Reaching out across the aisle . . .

Pope Now Recommending Christians Pray The Rosary While Facing Mecca

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 12:39 PM (L/fGl)

I'll do one better. I pee towards mecca. Its actually a running joke around here. If I have friends over and we're in the garage they just run outside because it dark and actually closer than the bathroom. At first they would ask, "Hey I can just pee outside right"? I would say yeah, and I'll point and say "that way, towards mecca." lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2025 12:57 PM (snZF9)

215 There’s that video of her doing an interview a few years ago when she first ran for the Texas house. No ghetto accent whatsoever, no outrageous eyelashes either. Prim and proper all the way.

She also went to some high end prep school.

It’s all an act. But it plays well for the left.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 12:57 PM (9iyS+)

216 The new JC will be Schlonged in the primary ... just like Jesus was crucified. She's doing it for you (and all the money).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2025 12:57 PM (vbXSk)

217 If Mary had aborted Jesus, would she just have become pregnant again in 3 days?

Posted by: Can't keep an incarnated deity down for long! at December 09, 2025 12:57 PM (TbWk/)

218 178 @150 whig, I was a Barbri rep in law school. Got a free course
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Smart man. Dunno what it is costing nowadays but former students of mine mentioned something like an arm and a leg.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (WDjG6)

219 The Blade applied!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Nice. I'll bet you could throw out 1000 a day.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Just the guys and the ugly chicks, though.

Those of weather-babe caliber, however...

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

220 When you start to tell people what they’ve actually read and studied in the Bible is wrong, your version is right, and then judge them, you might as well use a nail gun to embed a wood placard on your forehead that reads “FRAUD”.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (XFXIk)

221 Miley, okravangelist

Your Grace, you make have that unfortunate first name, but not all the baggage that comes with Karen.

I shan't believe you act like a Karen.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (u82oZ)

222 She's an updated Al Sharpton.

Posted by: fd at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (vFG9F)

223 what makes you think she'll lose

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get Christy Love! at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (ZxPkt)

224 The Blade applied!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Nice. I'll bet you could throw out 1000 a day.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Just the guys and the ugly chicks, though.

Those of weather-babe caliber, however...
Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (77rzZ)
______

[Insert side-eye monkey meme]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 09, 2025 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

225 216 The new JC will be Schlonged in the primary ... just like Jesus was crucified. She's doing it for you (and all the money).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2025 12:57 PM (vbXSk)

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Her only competition in the primary is a 4 foot tall, white, male, preacher.

People keep thinking that black women and AWFLs don't control the primary process in the Democrat Party, for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

226
She's getting redistricted out of her house seat. Allred I believe is going to run for a new Dallas area district in exchange for dropping out of the Senate race, and he's from there and is fairly popular locally. So he's got a good chance of winning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:56 PM

She could run for the House seat that replaced hers, of course, but since Allred dropped out and she thinks she's got a shot, there's going to be a real effort to steal the seat. A REAL effort.

Makes me nervous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2025 12:59 PM (5bGGs)

227 215 There’s that video of her doing an interview a few years ago when she first ran for the Texas house. No ghetto accent whatsoever, no outrageous eyelashes either. Prim and proper all the way.

She also went to some high end prep school.

It’s all an act. But it plays well for the left.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 12:57 PM (9iyS+)

For being so progressive and enlightened the left sure does love its vulgar racist stereotypes.

Posted by: Democrats. What can you do. at December 09, 2025 12:59 PM (TbWk/)

228 @222 what's Crockett's opinion about them Greek homos?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 12:59 PM (D+mpw)

229 223 what makes you think she'll lose

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get Christy Love! at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (ZxPkt)

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Beto losing to "unpopular" Cruz in 2018, what will definitely be a more Democrat leaning year than 2026, and that's not even considering the fact that TX has moved hard right, mostly because of Biden's border policies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

230 She an updated Stepin Fetchit

Holy shit - Jasmine Fetchit

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 01:00 PM (U6Usv)

231 229 223 what makes you think she'll lose

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get Christy Love! at December 09, 2025 12:58 PM (ZxPkt)

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Beto losing to "unpopular" Cruz in 2018, what will definitely be a more Democrat leaning year than 2026, and that's not even considering the fact that TX has moved hard right, mostly because of Biden's border policies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

How has Texas' cleaning the rolls and verifying voters going?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

232 If Biden can get 80 billion votes, this skirt can be US Senator from Texas

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get Christy Love! at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (ZxPkt)

233 People keep thinking that black women and AWFLs don't control the primary process in the Democrat Party, for some reason.
-----

They likely don't. Its probably a white guy with an actual understanding of effective grifting that controls these processes. You don't actually believe Kamala knew how to raise and blow through all of that money do you?

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (TN0g+)

234 She an updated Stepin Fetchit

Holy shit - Jasmine Fetchit
Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 01:00 PM (U6Usv)

Menstrual Show?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (Vq1pX)

235 @213 Tom Servo , Alred is going into an incumbent African American Dem whose district shifted. This is what Republicans can cause when they fight

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (D+mpw)

236 Remember the A La Mode!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (pkeXY)

237 She'll lose in Tx., run for prez in 2028 / lose in the primary and end up co-hosting on 'The View'.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (1PnA+)

238 the worst thing to happen is for everyone treating her candidacy as a joke and...not voting for R candidate, staying home

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (g47mK)

239 Dems are all about instigating race war. I don't see many Aztecs buying into the loudmouth puta.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (wBaIH)

240
Where have you gone
Robert Francis O'Rourke?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Woo woo woo!

Posted by: The three rational Democrats left in the United States at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (0sNs1)

241 231 How has Texas' cleaning the rolls and verifying voters going?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

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Trump won TX by 14 last year?

More than how much he won Ohio?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

242 237 She'll lose in Tx., run for prez in 2028 / lose in the primary and end up co-hosting on 'The View'.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (1PnA+)

With the other intellectual giants...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

243 You don't actually believe Kamala knew how to raise and blow through all of that money do you?
Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (TN0g+)

I think Kamala is quite good at raising and blowing things.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (9iyS+)

244 She’s going for broke because she knows she can’t win her district again after the redistricting. Crock of Shit IMHO has no chance outside her district.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (rQwsY)

245 She'll lose in Tx., run for prez in 2028 / lose in the primary and end up co-hosting on 'The View'.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (1PnA+)

Gonna have to reinforce that stage.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (MGB5H)

246 Who ranks higher on the stupid scale, Jaz or AOC?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at December 09, 2025 01:03 PM (8CIFn)

247 283 Ah, there's our Concern Troll.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 09, 2025 01:03 PM (wBaIH)

248 67
Her "NO TAXES, REPARATIONS" platform guarantees a Democrat primary win, unless a "Kill the White People" candidate emerges.
Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2025 12:29 PM (Y8DZL)

The movie Black Sheep was ahead of it’s time, eh?

Posted by: Cray Cray at December 09, 2025 01:03 PM (mEYGy)

249 The Good Samaritan came across a woman in trouble by the side of the road and gave her an abortion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 01:03 PM (L/fGl)

250 Notice the Democrats never have to answer a single difficult question, ever. They just get to read from The Script.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 01:03 PM (U6Usv)

251 You ain't a dummy passing the bar exam on your first try. Less than 50% pass on their first go around.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (0N4FZ)

My father in law was a Louisiana bar examiner who said any law school grad could pass if they could write in complete sentences.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 09, 2025 01:03 PM (GD2xa)

252 242 237 She'll lose in Tx., run for prez in 2028 / lose in the primary and end up co-hosting on 'The View'.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at December 09, 2025 01:01 PM (1PnA+)

With the other intellectual giants...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

======

Crockett as VP to Kamala, bruh.

Prepare to see the true power of this fully armed and operational black woman ticket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:03 PM (GBKbO)

253 241 231 How has Texas' cleaning the rolls and verifying voters going?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

======

Trump won TX by 14 last year?

More than how much he won Ohio?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, but Dallas and Houston are hives of scum and villainy, and being so close to Me-hi-co, you gotta know tons of "unqualified" voters are still voting. Dems tend to win the zombie vote.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 09, 2025 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

254 The movie Black Sheep was ahead of it’s time, eh?
Posted by: Cray Cray at December

I got dibs on top bunk!

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 01:04 PM (MGB5H)

255 Oh man, i think the western hemisphere would implode into itself under the weight of all the passive aggression within a Harris-Crockett ticket....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2025 01:05 PM (Vq1pX)

256 Why does a woman who graduated from Mary Institute and Saint Louis Country Day School speak like she's a streetcorner ho?

Oh, right, you have to be AUTHENTICALLY black, which means to Democrats you speak ebonics and have an abortion every six months.

Posted by: The_Hoser at December 09, 2025 01:05 PM (H4qGm)

257 Well, Reddit.

Reddit allows apostates to leftism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yes, Reddit has more extreme Lefties willing to shit on the moderately insane Lefties for being insufficiently insane.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 09, 2025 01:05 PM (ycI94)

258 "fully armed"

You all just can't stop with the subtle japes, can you?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 09, 2025 01:06 PM (0sNs1)

259 45 She's a comically retarded DEI law school grad, egotistical loon, and racist asshole, but she honestly looks good for a 44 year old black woman. She could lose a few lbs and ditch the stupid push-broom eyelashes, but she's easy on the eyes.

Posted by: ballistic at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (5aZAZ)

She would fail the pencil skirt test and fail miserably. Pass, pass, pass.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:06 PM (rQwsY)

260 "Her only competition in the primary is a 4 foot tall, white, male, preacher."

wow ... (and I meant in the general)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2025 01:07 PM (vbXSk)

261 247 283 Ah, there's our Concern Troll.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Hmmm. It is the future you see.

Posted by: Yoda at December 09, 2025 01:07 PM (ycI94)

262 yes... I heard Halperin saying that. He still thinks the GOP would rather stick with Cornyn.
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2025 12:28 PM (1wjle)

Establishment GOP, yes.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:08 PM (rQwsY)

263 260 "Her only competition in the primary is a 4 foot tall, white, male, preacher."

wow ... (and I meant in the general)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2025 01:07 PM (vbXSk)

=======

Maybe he can barnstorm churches in Texas, begging them to vote in the Democrat primary instead of the Republican primary because while Paxton has sex with a woman who's not his wife, Talasco just follows them on OnlyFans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

264 So, is Eddie Murphy going to be in this comedy?

Posted by: Paco at December 09, 2025 01:08 PM (2L+MU)

265

Jeez, ace, just go plant some bamboo with her already ...

Posted by: imp at December 09, 2025 01:08 PM (g6TN6)

266 "Notice the Democrats never have to answer a single difficult question, ever. They just get to read from The Script.
Posted by: ..."

"How did you overcome so much racism and hate to become such an incredibly successful and beloved public servant"
isn't a difficult question?

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2025 01:09 PM (GUOwU)

267 I noticed Jasmine's father was a Reverend, I think that's very significant. My friends here, well any of us have been in some black churches have long noticed that any successful Dem politician has got to learn to speak like a Black Preacher - all the good ones do. It's something that no Republican can really do; Trump does well by doing his Al Czervik routine most of the time.

But Jasmine has been studying those black preacher moves since the day she was born, and she's good at it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:09 PM (uWKK8)

268 Kalshi has the race at 80% GOP right now

DJ Jazzy is 48% to win the primary with Talarico at 52%.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 01:10 PM (9iyS+)

269
She would fail the pencil skirt test and fail miserably. Pass, pass, pass.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:06 PM (rQwsY)

Oh that is so white, you don't get it at all! It's all about that Boo-TAY!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:10 PM (uWKK8)

270 Can they outvote the Democrats crossing over to support Cornyn?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at December 09, 2025 12:33 PM (GD2xa)

People are sick of Cornyn. I say yes.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:10 PM (rQwsY)

271 I'd hit it.

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2025 01:11 PM (XOmY9)

272 >>>She's an updated Al Sharpton.

Posted by: fd

>Al Sharpton was a sex machine. Are you telling me Crockett is a cockbot like Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 01:11 PM (1zOXE)

273 6/10 would smash

Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2025 01:11 PM (XOmY9)

274 Remember warnings about Poppy? Billy Jeff? W? Barry? Basement Sleepy? We had Ronnie and have The Donald so, yay USA!

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2025 01:11 PM (YlWIZ)

275 Hunt rented an apartment in my district and ran for the house and didn't make it out of the primary. He actually lived in Atlanta. Supported by the Turtle and Niki Haley and others of her ilk. Seems he is trying again in Texas,

Posted by: Ea at December 09, 2025 01:11 PM (GFstI)

276 Al Sharpton was a sex machine.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at December 09, 2025 01:11 PM

Who's The Daddy now?

Posted by: Brian "Sex Machine" Stelter at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (0sNs1)

277 I'd hit it.
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With what?

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (TN0g+)

278
DJ Jazzy is 48% to win the primary with Talarico at 52%.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 09, 2025 01:10 PM (9iyS+)

Talarico at 52% ROFL! What did he do, poll the membership of the local Gay Pride rally?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (uWKK8)

279 Oh, right, you have to be AUTHENTICALLY black, which means to Democrats you speak ebonics and have an abortion every six months.
Posted by: The_Hoser
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Plus, keep a bottle of hot sauce in your purse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

280 Non-binary Washington teacher doesn't want to teach child of conservative school board member

-
Gotta keep reality out of the classroom!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (L/fGl)

281

Why does a woman who graduated from Mary Institute and Saint Louis Country Day School speak like she's a streetcorner ho?

Oh, right, you have to be AUTHENTICALLY black, which means to Democrats you speak ebonics and have an abortion every six months.
Posted by: The_Hoser

"Black" is the opposite of every traditional sociocultural value in the Western World, doncha know? Prompt, clean, articulate, responsible, competent, attractive, rational, logical, perfectionist, intelligent--black is the opposite. At least that's what the Smithsonian tells us!

Posted by: imp at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (g6TN6)

282 Talarico will begin weeping when the Jasmine machine gets rolling. Non-stop "racism""white supremacist" "he's really a Republican" . Pass the popcorn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (D+mpw)

283 247 283 Ah, there's our Concern Troll.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 09, 2025 01:03 PM (wBaIH)

Whoa.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (U6Usv)

284 His wife is a state Judge. Big ugly break up this year because she was too busy to do the nasty anymore so Paxton moved in with this good looking 57 year old widow woman with 7 kids. She apparently worships the ground he walks on, unlike the State Judge he was married to.

Probably the bad part was that he wanted to stay married to the Judge and get her to say it was ok if he just lived with his girlfriend.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 12:35 PM (uWKK

Angela Paxton is a State Senator.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (rQwsY)

285 278 Talarico at 52% ROFL! What did he do, poll the membership of the local Gay Pride rally?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM (uWKK

======

People who bet on political races this far out are heavily overrepresented with white, male, progressives who think Bashear has a real shot at winning the 2028 nomination.

They bet their preferences, at best. It's either that, or they're just...really bad at reading their own party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

286 What did he do, poll the membership of the local Gay Pride rally?

So close to kwanzaa?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at December 09, 2025 01:13 PM (Kt19C)

287 I know that what Trump says is true , and he's not going to change. But a lot of people get turned off by the personal attacks who just might otherwise support him. If he loses the house in '26, the Democrats will be non-stop investigation and impeachment.

For his own good, I wish he'd stop

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (zPdQ1)

288
...we done tried it 50 times already. Let me be clear, y’all ain’t never tried it the JC way!"

How about you try doing it in a manner in which you do not sound like an ignorant and low born piece of ghetto trash ... rich girl

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (xG4kz)

289 275 Hunt rented an apartment in my district and ran for the house and didn't make it out of the primary. He actually lived in Atlanta. Supported by the Turtle and Niki Haley and others of her ilk. Seems he is trying again in Texas,

Posted by: Ea at December 09, 2025 01:11 PM (GFstI)

Sure that's the same Hunt? Wes Hunt is from Houston and has been a North Houston Congressman since 2022.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (uWKK8)

290 Plus, keep a bottle of hot sauce in your purse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM

Doesn't everyone do that?

Posted by: Hillary at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (kgE5c)

291
Plus, keep a bottle of hot sauce in your purse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I'm authentically black, not because of the hot sauce in my purse, but because of my big beautiful boooo-taaayyy!!!

Cacklecacklecacklecakcle!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 09, 2025 01:15 PM (Dv3i1)

292 Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (zPdQ1)

If people are turned off by personal attacks why aren't they turned off by Democrats? I mean the only thing Democrats do these days is insult and degrade people.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 01:15 PM (U6Usv)

293 "I never put myself in the polls." Is that how it works?

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2025 01:15 PM (YlWIZ)

294
I had a SIL named Karen who we were out to dinner with 10 years ago when she went off on the 16 year old hostess of the restaurant about their use of plastic straws. It was before the "Karen" term but you can't convince me she wasn't the reason it started.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2025 01:16 PM (Y8DZL)

295 Oh, right, you have to be AUTHENTICALLY black, which means to Democrats you speak ebonics and have an abortion every six months.
Posted by: The_Hoser

N-n-now hold on a cotton pickin' minute, Jack, 'cause that ain't true at all. Look at the Barak Obrama fellow...he's articulate, bright, and doesn't have any negro dialect!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2025 01:16 PM (ycI94)

296

>>>Cacklecacklecacklecakcle!
Posted by: Hillary!

Canklecanklecankle?

Posted by: imp at December 09, 2025 01:16 PM (g6TN6)

297 287 I know that what Trump says is true , and he's not going to change. But a lot of people get turned off by the personal attacks who just might otherwise support him. If he loses the house in '26, the Democrats will be non-stop investigation and impeachment.

For his own good, I wish he'd stop

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (zPdQ1)

======

AT this rate, he'll never become president.

Also, you'd be surprised how little congressional investigations actually stop. Like...they stop nothing.

"Oh criminal activity. Refer to the DOJ!" The DOJ that reports to Trump.

It's the same hope that people had for 2010 and the GOP stopping Obama. It didn't stop Obama. In fact, it just emboldened Obama to go more brazen with his abuse of power because Congress would never actually use their power of the purse to stop spending.

And no, Democrats are not going to vote to stop spending in any real terms. Besides, ICE is funded through 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

298 I think TX Dems will have the good sense to not vote for Jasmine in the primary. She would be a big turnoff to a lot of non-political types in the general; I think Dems would also discover there is no love lost between blacks and hispanics if run her.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2025 01:16 PM (GvesS)

299 If people are turned off by personal attacks why aren't they turned off by Democrats? I mean the only thing Democrats do these days is insult and degrade people.
Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 01:15 PM (U6Usv)

Because that's always been a lie. People love personal attacks, unless they're the one being attacked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:17 PM (uWKK8)

300 Christ literally said "I am the way" and this bitch is literally like no *I* am the "way".

I bet Crockashit believes she shits gold bars.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 01:17 PM (U6Usv)

301 we be done been did

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get Christy Love! at December 09, 2025 01:18 PM (ZxPkt)

302 "I would have voted for Trump aligned candidates, except he called a reporter Piggy. I'm going to instead vote for the candidate who calls everyone not on the far left of the Soviet Union Nazis."
-totally was gonna vote for Republicans

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

303 What turns off dem voters?

Posted by: NCKate at December 09, 2025 01:18 PM (uQzkA)

304 303 What turns off dem voters?

Posted by: NCKate at December 09, 2025 01:18 PM (uQzkA)

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Being a Republican. Not much else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

305 What turns off dem voters?
Posted by: NCKate at December

Attractive women.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 01:19 PM (MGB5H)

306 298 I think TX Dems will have the good sense to not vote for Jasmine in the primary. She would be a big turnoff to a lot of non-political types in the general; I think Dems would also discover there is no love lost between blacks and hispanics if run her.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2025 01:16 PM (GvesS)

What's happened in previous Texas elections when there's a loud and proud Black Candidate in the Dem Primary, all the Black Dems show up and vote for them, and all the Hispanic Dem voters stay home in both the primary and the general.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:19 PM (uWKK8)

307 I think she wants the master race prize.

Posted by: thug dolphin at December 09, 2025 01:19 PM (EyfuW)

308 You left out the impeachments , which also tie up the Senate

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:19 PM (zPdQ1)

309 306
What's happened in previous Texas elections when there's a loud and proud Black Candidate in the Dem Primary, all the Black Dems show up and vote for them, and all the Hispanic Dem voters stay home in both the primary and the general.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:19 PM (uWKK

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A few cycles of this, and you've got learned behavior.

GOP leaning Hispanics keep voting. Dem leaning Hispanics learn to stay home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

310 You left out the impeachments , which also tie up the Senate
Posted by: JM in Illinois

Not if they don't bring it to the floor. Which is what Schumer did with that goblin Mayorkas.

Posted by: BruceWayne at December 09, 2025 01:20 PM (MGB5H)

311 Sure that's the same Hunt? Wes Hunt is from Houston and has been a North Houston Congressman since 2022.
Posted by: Tom Servo

The guy he's talking about sounds like a douche. Probably Mike Hunt.

Posted by: Confused Moron at December 09, 2025 01:20 PM (ycI94)

312 308 You left out the impeachments , which also tie up the Senate

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:19 PM (zPdQ1)

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They tie up the Senate for a week as Thune quickly goes through the motions and then calls for an up or down vote that goes party line, falling at least 15 votes shy of conviction.

At which point the Senate can go back to doing whatever it is that they do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

313 Running, even if you are likely to lose, as a Dem in a red area is a profitable enterprise.

This is why so many red state seats have Dem challengers.

Want to see conservatives run in blue areas? Then you've got to implement something for those candidates when they lose as well...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 09, 2025 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

314 Well this should be fun and educational

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 09, 2025 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

315 Wrong Hunt. I stand corrected.

Posted by: Ea at December 09, 2025 01:21 PM (GFstI)

316 303 What turns off dem voters?
Posted by: NCKate

Not advocating for the total annihilation of Israel?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 09, 2025 01:21 PM (ycI94)

317 Wouldn't at least some blacks be embarrassed that she puts on some kind of accent to appropriate the hood to pander the them when she isn't from that background at all ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (rZCVI)

318 @MrAndyNgo
·
1h
The RNC and DNC pipe bomb suspect allegedly had an online obsession with My Little Pony, a series also popular with many adult trans people.

Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get Christy Love! at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)

319
And no, Democrats are not going to vote to stop spending in any real terms.

Are Republicans?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (pkeXY)

320 > What browser are you even using?

Firefox with out-of-the-box defaults. I'm not running an ad blocker because I figured the site should get the ad revenue.

I mean, I get it. But I realized more than a decade ago that ad servers don't vet what they put out. At all. We're just lucky fewer ads serve up malware these days. So I block it all, because I have to. I don't have a better solution. Capitalism covers economics, not morality, after all.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (OUMaO)

321 Never ever underestimate the enemy.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (g8Ew8)

322 "What turns off dem voters?
Posted by: NCKate"

Civility and calm, persuasive arguments. Ask Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (GUOwU)

323 This just tells me that the cheat is going to be BIG in Texas next go-round in November if she's convinced she needs to leave the House for the Senate.

Makes me nervous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 09, 2025 12:53 PM (5bGGs)

The cheat is not impossible in TX but it IS harder. Voter ID is a thing here.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:23 PM (rQwsY)

324 287 I know that what Trump says is true , and he's not going to change. But a lot of people get turned off by the personal attacks who just might otherwise support him. If he loses the house in '26, the Democrats will be non-stop investigation and impeachment.

For his own good, I wish he'd stop
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (zPdQ1)

I think it amuses as many as it turns off. Trump is polarizing, no doubt. He's not Regan. He is who is his. I bought the ticket and am enjoying the ride. And the revenge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 09, 2025 01:23 PM (xcxpd)

325 46 Jazzy is going to get beaten so badly in the actual election in TX that the Democrats may call 911 to report a mugging.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at December 09, 2025 12:26 PM (Da7Vv)

This is about me isn’t it?!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 09, 2025 01:23 PM (ZTJjv)

326 319
And no, Democrats are not going to vote to stop spending in any real terms.

Are Republicans?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (pkeXY)

=======

They slowed the growth materially with the OBBB, but growth does continue.

Best Congress has done in literally decades.

Maybe a Congress under President Vance will take it seriously. Maybe. We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, seeing life through the shadows with Otto Preminger at December 09, 2025 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

327 What turns off dem voters?
Posted by: NCKate"

Unwanted babies.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2025 01:23 PM (U6Usv)

328 Black women often complain that black men don't support them.

I wonder if that will come into play here

Posted by: Fen at December 09, 2025 01:23 PM (ciYHQ)

329 318 @MrAndyNgo
·
1h
The RNC and DNC pipe bomb suspect allegedly had an online obsession with My Little Pony, a series also popular with many adult trans people.
Posted by: Don Black. Message: Get Christy Love! at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (ZxPkt)

Oh no I was worried about that! REVENGE OF THE BRONIES!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2025 01:24 PM (uWKK8)

330 I think it amuses as many as it turns off. Trump is polarizing, no doubt. He's not Regan. He is who is his. I bought the ticket and am enjoying the ride. And the revenge.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Agreed. It's not like the libs are ever paragons of restraint. Let 'em have it, Donny Two-Scoops!

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 01:24 PM (77rzZ)

331 What turns off dem voters?

Posted by: NCKate at December 09, 2025 01:18 PM (uQzkA)

America.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2025 01:25 PM (snZF9)

332 I'd hit it.
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.....

Careful, she might fight back. I'd advise eye protection.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2025 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

333 What turns off dem voters?

Posted by: NCKate at December 09, 2025 01:18 PM (uQzkA)

America.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

God.

They're cool with Allah, though.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 01:25 PM (77rzZ)

334 287 I know that what Trump says is true , and he's not going to change. But a lot of people get turned off by the personal attacks who just might otherwise support him. If he loses the house in '26, the Democrats will be non-stop investigation and impeachment.

For his own good, I wish he'd stop
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (zPdQ1)

Sad that Jeb! didn’t win in ‘16?

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:26 PM (rQwsY)

335 She also said she could deliver victories and results via "the JC way," which I guess supposedly means "Jasmine Crocket," but it sure sounds like she conflates herself with Jesus Christ. Which is, mwah, very on-brand for her.
====

She is NOTHING but a brand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 09, 2025 01:26 PM (ybICy)

336 R i'd rather have Republicans investigating democrats -- who have a lot to answer for -- than the other way around

Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:26 PM (BNA0v)

337 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at December 09, 2025 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

338 The main page has been unresponsive on the iOS version of brave for more than a year. But that’s not really brave’s fault because Apple only allows reskins of the Safari WebKit. Apple sucks and all their products are crap. Luckily enough for them their competitors also suck. Lots of sucking.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2025 01:27 PM (SpIHn)

339 321 Never ever underestimate the enemy.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 09, 2025 01:22 PM (g8Ew

No one has stopped campaigning, have they?

Concern yourself with making OK less fucked up. Like ditching the income tax.

Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:28 PM (rQwsY)

340 I know that what Trump says is true , and he's not going to change. But a lot of people get turned off by the personal attacks who just might otherwise support him. If he loses the house in '26, the Democrats will be non-stop investigation and impeachment.

For his own good, I wish he'd stop
Posted by: JM in Illinois at December 09, 2025 01:14 PM (zPdQ1)

Your concern is noted. I'm just glad you and your friends in Ghana can't vote here.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 09, 2025 01:28 PM (g8Ew8)

341 I see midterms depending on 2 things because the left is going to make them about reining in Trump

1) can Trump get out the vote when he's not on the ballot?

2) will Dems be fatigued by all the nonstop TDS?

Posted by: Fen at December 09, 2025 01:29 PM (ciYHQ)

342 Concern yourself with making OK less fucked up. Like ditching the income tax.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 09, 2025 01:28 PM (rQwsY)

Love living here. One of the least fucked up states in the US, income tax or not.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at December 09, 2025 01:33 PM (g8Ew8)

343 Plus, keep a bottle of hot sauce in your purse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2025 01:12 PM

Doesn't everyone do that?
Posted by: Hillary
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It keeps you from getting tarred.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2025 01:34 PM (XeU6L)

344 I don't understand who the Rush Limbaugh fear thing is about. Trump, Jasmine?

Posted by: Baldy at December 09, 2025 01:48 PM (4/qdm)

345 The first Ebonics senator? Nope

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 09, 2025 02:18 PM (xvV+O)

346 Honestly, it's probably a good choice for her.

She's going to make a ton grifting off of this and otherwise, she's being gerrymandered out of her safe district.

She's not really low IQ. She's a grifter pretending to be low IQ because that's how to play to Democrat voters.

She went to a private school and does not talk like her public persona. It's all an act.

That's why she's latching onto Trump's attack. She knows it helps her grifting her intended victims. (ACTUAL low IQ leftists.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 09, 2025 12:25 PM (zjgNU)

She's aiming, like AOC, to get lots of out of state contributions and become a fundraiser. They'll find a safe seat for her somewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2025 03:32 PM (8avO+)

347 Texas transplant (Missouri) private schooled silver spoon debutante that played hood-law (and picked up hoodieisums) was gifted tx30 when the owner deceased, now is going for a true blue Texas. I call BS jasmine

Posted by: gov'theretohelp at December 09, 2025 04:49 PM (VOPsA)

348 110 Texas has an open primary system, which Paxton actually filed to change into party only voting.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2025 12:37 PM (XFXIk)

Is it now? My last primary was when Ted Cruz first ran for senate, and I had to declare which party’s ballot I wanted.

Posted by: Advo at December 09, 2025 05:59 PM (jO4mz)

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