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G'morning Horde!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 05, 2025 04:00 AM (O7YUW) 2
wow G&R!
Posted by: m at December 05, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS) 3
Morning, Pixy! Happy Friday.
Posted by: m at December 05, 2025 04:02 AM (RuTUS) 4
G'Day everyone
TGIF Phone seems to have a new problem, won't play sound on videos or Spotify, but does play alarms and think Phone call. On off button stopped functioning a month ago maybe but got around that with tap open. Phone ever turns off not sure can get it on again Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2025 04:04 AM (Ia/+0) 5
@2/m: I'm up earlier than expected, so I went for it.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 05, 2025 04:05 AM (O7YUW) 6
That iPhone depreciation is important only for people who buy new phones frequently.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2025 04:08 AM (Zv8bq) 7
Everything depends on "a project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003". "Pffft, stupid humans!" -- the cattle in the stockyards of Omaha who thanklessly maintain everything for Nebraskans. ("Sure, the turnover here's a bitch, but at least you'll go out knowing that you made a difference!") Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:09 AM (xG4kz) 8
Pixy: "It's even cheaper if you don't buy it."
Heh. Also, I seriously can't imagine why anyone would want to buy into this device, or "service". Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 05, 2025 04:11 AM (O7YUW) 9
I have a Samsung, it's a few years old, but batter still lasts all day, no other problems other than those two
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2025 04:11 AM (Ia/+0) 10
Good morning. Let's just agree to call this week early.
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at December 05, 2025 04:11 AM (QugwE) 11
And haven't decided how I am going to work, went 1 way up there, another different way back
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2025 04:12 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2025 04:14 AM (u82oZ) 13
I'm up earlier than expected, so I went for it. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant I think folks who score a "First!" in threads that commence in the wee hours of the day should be awarded with the goldiest of gold stars. ( Who's with me? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:14 AM (xG4kz) 14
*raises hand in agreement with Krebs v Carnot @13
Posted by: m at December 05, 2025 04:15 AM (RuTUS) 15
hearts of killjoy leftists Oh, I think those folks are quite ready to kill / maim / injure just about anybody who crosses them, whether they are named Joy or not. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:18 AM (xG4kz) 16
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2025 04:11 AM (Ia/+0)
I have used Samsungs for years and am pleased with them. There is a Samsung store in my area that does repairs very quickly...maybe find one and see if they can help? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2025 04:19 AM (Zv8bq) 17
My closing tags-fu appears to be spotty again. Damn! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:19 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:21 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: m at December 05, 2025 04:22 AM (RuTUS) 20
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:19 AM (xG4kz)
I fixed it, but it will go on your permanent record. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 05, 2025 04:22 AM (Zv8bq) 21
On my volume in Settings, has ring tone, media, notifications and systems, the media is off and can't change it, others can adjust volume
Posted by: Skip at December 05, 2025 04:22 AM (Ia/+0) 22
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My closing tags-fu appears to be spotty again. Damn! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:19 AM (xG4kz) I assumed you did in on purpose all creativelike. Posted by: m at December 05, 2025 04:23 AM (RuTUS) 23
It's even cheaper if you don't buy it.
Yes, but can you really put a price on piece of mind for hypochondriacs who want their poop analyzed on a daily basis? $599 + $6.99 a month is a small price to pay knowing that Kohler has pics of your shit at the ready to diagnose and train their AI on. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 05, 2025 04:23 AM (6ydKt) 24
*did it
Posted by: m at December 05, 2025 04:23 AM (RuTUS) 25
Evenin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at December 05, 2025 04:25 AM (sAmhv) 26
(Wikipedia) In 1964, [Tommy] James renamed the band the Shondells because the name "sounded good" and in honor of nearby Fort Wayne's own Troy Shondell, famous for his 1961 release "This Time".
Posted by: m at December 05, 2025 04:25 AM (RuTUS) 27
As impressive as the iPhone Air is from a technological standpoint, You're not fooling me, Apple! That thing's "sleek design" is just Microsoft's "Clippy" in disguise! What devilry made you throw in with Bill Gates' bastard company? C'mon, out with it! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:26 AM (xG4kz) 28
{{{Rosasharn}}}
This is in advance of her posting. But her twirling sets a positive tone on great Fridays. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2025 04:26 AM (u82oZ) 29
Didn't Tommy James and The Shondells do "Crystal Persuasion", too?
That was one of my favorites on the Breaking Bad[/] soundtrack .They played it at least once when Walt & Jesse were making a batch of blue meth so it went perfectly with the scene. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 05, 2025 04:27 AM (6ydKt) 30
Good morning, good people, from the Frigidondacks. It's negative seven right now, with a sweltering twentyone on tap for the high. Cold until midweek NEXT week is the forecast. So may you enjoy maximum benefit for all effort, while watching the leftwit fungi squirm in despair. Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at December 05, 2025 04:27 AM (vFbHf) 31
I got everything right but the i in that tag.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 05, 2025 04:27 AM (6ydKt) 32
I fixed it, but it will go on your permanent record. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December ** spits ** I've done worse, Copper! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM} at December 05, 2025 04:28 AM (xG4kz) 33
Have a wonderful day, everyone.
May you find a good parking place where you shop. Going to try and see if I can get ahold of the OMB machine before Open Season ends. Getting OMB to answer is harder than climbing Mt. Everest with a Pogo stick. IMHO. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2025 04:29 AM (u82oZ) 34
I bought new rechargeable batteries for my Magic Mouse, because the four I had been rotating were running out of juice every week or so, and on Day One, yesterday, suddenly random parts of a page (on AoSHq) where I clicked became highlighted and then the cursor stuck on a page (got sticky) and highlighted the whole page and would not let go. You woulda thunk it was a Monday.
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