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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Ilhan "Omar" Nur, Immigration Fraudster and America's Sweetheart, Just So Happeened to Have Ties with the Somali Pirates Behind the Biggest Theft of Taxpayer Funds in American HistoryThrow her in jail, then deport her. Plot twist. Are you as surprised as I am? Select your answer below: "After Obama's staffer blame criticism of the Somali pirates and raiders on racism, I am... A) "less surprised than Ace" B) "more surprised than Ace" C) "equally surprised as Ace" D) "The Joe Bloggs Answer" It's almost as if killers, rapists, and thieves use the "Muh Racism" accusation to continue committing heinous crimes without punishment. ... A different Omar campaign official, a Democratic activist named Guhaad Hashi Said, pleaded guilty in August to running a fake food site called Advance Youth Athletic Development, where he falsely claimed to serve 5,000 meals a day and pocketed $3.2 million out of the food program. Said worked on Omar's 2018 and 2020 campaigns as an "enforcer" who oversaw aggressive voter mobilization in the Somali community, according to local Alphanews.org. Somali immigrant Mukhtar Shariff was one of the 78 people to be convicted to date. ... Omar and Said frequently attended events together. Numerous Facebook photos apparently shared by Said show him with Omar, including a smiling selfie together. "This is a clan-based society, everybody knows everybody else and it's only open to those folks in that clan," Gaither said of the Somali immigrants. Others receiving fraudulent money from the charity scam were donors to Omar's campaign.A few months ago we learned that Ilhan "Omar" Nur's net worth had absolutely skyrocketed in the past few years. C3She claims her wealth came from her "husband's" company or investments or some obvious bullshit like that. Given the timing of her explosion in wealth, let's just say I suspect a different source. This isn't just an idle speculation. Somali pirates have "donated" -- paid in bribery -- $50,000+ to Democrat politicians for protection, and that's just the money reported in FEC filings. Minnesota Democratic lawmakers, including the Attorney General, were handed over $53,000 in campaign contributions by fraudsters who ripped off taxpayer cash meant to feed children. AG Keith Ellison, his councilman son, mayor Jacob Frey, Representative Ilhan Omar and others received cash from the scammers who siphoned off some $250 million, largely through nonprofit Feeding Our Future. Many did so after meeting the crooks, raising questions about how much they knew. "I'm not here because I think it's going to help my re-election," Ellison said during an encounter with Somali business leaders, two of whom later became criminal defendants linked to the scandal, according to audio obtained by the Center of the American Experiment.Related: Trump tells Somali pirates to get the hell out of our country. President Trump delivered a blistering rebuke of Minnesota's Somali migrant community during a cabinet meeting Tuesday, arguing that those who "come from hell" should return home and rebuild their own country rather than "complain" about the United States. His remarks cut sharply against years of Democrat-backed refugee policies that brought nearly 100,000 Somali migrants to the state despite persistent concerns about crime, fraud, and cultural assimilation. "They come from hell and they complain and do nothing but bitch," Trump said, declaring, "We don't want them in our country. Let them go back to where they came from and fix it." He described Somalia as a nation that "stinks" and has remained broken for decades, adding that its dysfunction is no accident: "Their country is no good for a reason."
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Hola p
Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 05, 2025 01:20 PM (5IH8V) 2
BLADE IS FIRST UNTO THE BREACH
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 01:20 PM (iFTx/) 3
2nd
Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 05, 2025 01:21 PM (5IH8V) 4
Nuke Minneapolis/St. Paul. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 05, 2025 01:21 PM (5yDGQ) 5
Uh, no, Blade.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 05, 2025 01:21 PM (5IH8V) 6
Somalis are a perfect ethnic group to focus on, because they literally have no positive features that I've ever come across. Other Muslims complain about their clannish and scammy behavior. They aren't even smart or intimidating. If you study Afghan history, that nation is at least worthy of respect in the same way one respects a cobra or Stalin's NKVD.
Somalia was easily colonized by the same Italians who got their asses handed to them by Ethiopia at the Battle of Adwa. Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 05, 2025 01:22 PM (Dg7ng) 7
Deport that nasty bitch
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2025 01:23 PM (W2Pud) 8
Ilhan is probably almost as surprised as Ace to find out that the people she enabled to steal vast sums of money have stolen vast sums of money.
Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2025 01:24 PM (98kQX) 9
Isn't it customary for pirates to hang from the neck until dead?
Posted by: Another Anon at December 05, 2025 01:24 PM (4h45B) 10
Well well well.
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at December 05, 2025 01:24 PM (vFG9F) 11
6 Somalis are a perfect ethnic group to focus on, because they literally have no positive features that I've ever come across. Other Muslims complain about their clannish and scammy behavior. They aren't even smart or intimidating. If you study Afghan history, that nation is at least worthy of respect in the same way one respects a cobra or Stalin's NKVD.
Somalia was easily colonized by the same Italians who got their asses handed to them by Ethiopia at the Battle of Adwa. Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 05, 2025 01:22 PM (Dg7ng) Even other Black Africans hate them. Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 01:24 PM (UnA8+) 12
2020: -$65K
2021: $65K 2022: $115K 2023: $205K 2024: $30 million Those first few years are quite a turn around but it looks like Nancy Pelosi start sharing stock tips with her in 2023 Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:24 PM (sKqQm) 13
4 Nuke Minneapolis/St. Paul. It's the only way to be sure.
--------------------------- I used to listen to a lot of public radio (I'm a fan of classical music and opera). The Twin Cities is ground zero for the NPR mentality. They deserve to have Somalis in their midst. We wouldn't want to cut their suffering short with nukes. They should have to put up with the Somalis until they all get deported. Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 05, 2025 01:24 PM (Dg7ng) 14
7 Deport that nasty bitch
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 05, 2025 01:23 PM (W2Pud) Chief O’Hara, back to Dublin!!! Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2025 01:24 PM (pDt9x) 15
Don’t knock Joe Bloggs, that guy got me through the SAT
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at December 05, 2025 01:25 PM (vSl8l) Posted by: Archimedes at December 05, 2025 01:25 PM (Riz8t) 17
Remember the left is arguing right now its a good thing the Somalis are stealing all this money.
Why? It shows we right wing raycists are wrong...the Somalis are smart and entrepreneurial. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:25 PM (sKqQm) 18
Damn - She must be getting her Stock Tips from Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2025 01:25 PM (DeNdk) 19
E ) wondering if it's some type of weasel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2025 01:26 PM (n5tGW) 20
Bet anything she’s getting paid by the Leftist “ Foundations”.
Posted by: tubal at December 05, 2025 01:26 PM (pDt9x) 21
Now you know why Minnesota and all its officials were so quick to fall on their knees to service these filthy Somali vermin. It wasn't just ideology. It was money.
A billion dollars disappeared in this scheme. Raise your hand if you think a bunch of that was kicked back to these officials in the form of campaign donations and outright bribes. [The Blade raises both hands] This is the old mafia play: payoff all the right people, and you can get away with anything including murder. Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 01:26 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 01:27 PM (77rzZ) 23
Also related: Minneapolis' chief of police tells his Somali pirate constituents that if ICE attempts to arrest them, call 911, and the police will come to... openly make war on federal agents?
Yeah, that may not go the way he thinks it will. Posted by: Ranik and file Minneapolis police at December 05, 2025 01:27 PM (Riz8t) 24
Hey. 2024 was a good year.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 05, 2025 01:28 PM (/lPRQ) 25
Police Chief Brian O'hara reminds me of that Tatted up DC Metro, Fag Cop who cried in front of Congress.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2025 01:28 PM (DeNdk) 26
I would love to see Trump travel to Minnesota and call Walz a retard on his Ring doorbell camera.
Posted by: jmel at December 05, 2025 01:28 PM (RWHIh) 27
I wonder what the finances of Brian O'Hara look like.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2025 01:28 PM (n5tGW) 28
One of the MN papers did a puff piece on the Somali population in their state and how much good they were generating.
For example they showed that the 80K Somali were generating $500M in income Big bucks right? Well...that's just over $6K a person. The MN average is almost 10 times that. So how the hell are these people living off of $6/year? Welfare and crime. It is almost certainly one person working a normal job for every 10 that are criminals/welfare leeches Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:29 PM (sKqQm) 29
I am shocked, shocked, that there is corruption going on up in there.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 01:29 PM (dK+Kv) 30
The USMC was formed for the express purpose of slitting the throats of African pirates. Just saying.
Posted by: ballistic at December 05, 2025 01:29 PM (5aZAZ) 31
Remember when Mohamed Noor, policeman, fired his weapon across his partner's body, killing a blonde woman who had called in a possible rape and served a full 18 months for doing it?
Posted by: huerfano at December 05, 2025 01:29 PM (98kQX) 32
[taps chin thoughtfully]
And what do they do with thieves who steal from the "government" in Somalia? Posted by: Abu Hassan at December 05, 2025 01:30 PM (7Q0e+) 33
Chief O'Hara has let his freak flag fly since Commissioner Gordon retired. The Commish knew how to keep that weirdo in line.
Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 01:30 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Joe Mama at December 05, 2025 01:30 PM (TezPK) 35
17 Remember the left is arguing right now its a good thing the Somalis are stealing all this money.
Why? It shows we right wing raycists are wrong...the Somalis are smart and entrepreneurial. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:25 PM (sKqQm) Scamming is perfectly legitimate, unless you're an old white man like Kenneth Lay or Bernie Madoff. Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 01:30 PM (UnA8+) 36
A billion dollars disappeared in this scheme. Raise your hand if you think a bunch of that was kicked back to these officials in the form of campaign donations and outright bribes.
Its easy to turn campaign dollars into take home money in uncontested blue shitholes. Hire your spouse for political consulting, your brother for GOTV, and on and on. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:30 PM (sKqQm) 37
Ilhan Omar says Trump made racist anti-Somali tirade because he ‘knows he is failing'
Nah. he sais it because he is a racist bigot to the core. He'd say that shit whether he was having a bad run politically or not. He knows he’s sick (probably dying). The minute he mentioned going to heaven it was obvious. Trump functions at the level of a third grader and he's just as easy to read/manipulate. This is the "they're eating cats and dogs" guy. The only shocking part is we invited him back into the White House instead of doing what the French and Brazilians did to their despots. Nothing against Somalis, but hijabs are a tool of oppression and even people who wear them willingly only do so because of mental conditioning. The left were traditionally against mass immigration because it was understood it benefits the megarich at the expense of everyone else. Lower wages, lower living standards, less housing availability. Not sure when that changed or who approved it. (No responses to those last two...) Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 05, 2025 01:31 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 01:31 PM (SZI4T) 39
If Salim Ahmed Said had served those meals at his Safari restaurant every day, 365 days of the year, he'd have had to serve 10,684.93 meals per day to get to 3.9 million meals during COVID.
How did nobody check those numbers? They are, literally, beyond belief, yet he got away with it for years. Posted by: SpeakingOf at December 05, 2025 01:31 PM (6ydKt) 40
I wonder what the finances of Brian O'Hara look like.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk *shifty eyes* Beats us. We've never even heard of the guy. -- Cayman Islands Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 01:31 PM (77rzZ) 41
We should make it clear to any city or state official who orders its employees to interfere with Federal law enforcement that we will arrest *them* for issuing unlawful orders if those orders lead to confrontation.
Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 01:31 PM (TN0g+) 42
E ) wondering if it's some type of weasel.
When you get down to it, almost everything is some type of weasel. Except Weasel. Wait, now I've confused myself again. Posted by: Oddbob at December 05, 2025 01:32 PM (3nLb4) 43
Somali pirates have "donated" -- paid in bribery -- $50,000+ to Democrat politicians for protection
I should clarify that these were white Somali pirates Posted by: Jake Tapper at December 05, 2025 01:32 PM (XFXIk) 44
The Blade is dulled.
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 05, 2025 01:32 PM (jc0TO) 45
The money flowing to Omar must be able to be tracked, I hope someone in the FBI and IRS are on this, however I doubt that to the moon.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2025 01:32 PM (n5tGW) 46
Somalis are a perfect ethnic group to focus on, because they literally have no positive features that I've ever come across. Other Muslims complain about their clannish and scammy behavior. They aren't even smart or intimidating. If you study Afghan history, that nation is at least worthy of respect in the same way one respects a cobra or Stalin's NKVD.
Somalia was easily colonized by the same Italians who got their asses handed to them by Ethiopia at the Battle of Adwa. Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 05, 2025 01:22 PM (Dg7ng) Even other Black Africans hate them. Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 01:24 PM (UnA8+) _____ They are the Palestinians of Africa. Unadulterated cask-strength scum of the Earth. They're also ugly people too. Of all the Somalis I've ever seen, most are almost comically ugly (that Omar guy who ran for mayor) and only a few were attractive. Which is a bit odd given that it borders on Kenya, and Kenyans are overall very attractive. Some real smokeshows in Nairobi. And yea, Kenyans openly and unapologetically despise Somalis. The most racist KKK grand dragon never spoke of blacks the way Kenyans talk about Somalis. Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 01:32 PM (iFTx/) 47
Nothing against Somalis, but hijabs are a tool of oppression and even people who wear them willingly only do so because of mental conditioning.
Uh oh. Banhammer incoming. Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 01:32 PM (77rzZ) 48
He also blamed the unwanted attention from authorities on racism and rallied the "community" to stick together.
One does have to admire the cunning deviousness of the left's long game. They started laying the groundwork for this decades ago to excuse all of their constituents' antisocial and/or violent behavior with cries of racism, and all the other isms and phobias, and dismissing any resistance to their agenda as one or more of said isms or phobias. This is what political correctness was largely about and it just got bigger and more entrenched, with more and more subgroups added. Posted by: They are on a long march at December 05, 2025 01:33 PM (TbWk/) 49
>>> "I'm tired of the MDE thing. How many more do we have to fight against?" the top Omar associate, who has not been indicted or directly linked to the fraud, said during the impassioned speech.
I feel like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar. Oh, you're tired? Then STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE! They fed their bank accounts instead of children. Like how Newsome's NGO gave itself the fire relief money instead of giving it to actual fire victims. I am grateful I believe in God, and that he is just, and that all this fraud and nonsense gets sorted out up there. Because if I was an atheist and believed this life is as pure and good as it gets, I'dve had a stroke by now! Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 01:33 PM (Eng1Z) 50
Must be nice to have that congressional never go to jail and never be held responsible card.
She's a garbage person doing garbage things in a garbage city. They should have paved a road over her years ago. Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2025 01:34 PM (NwnyJ) 51
>>How did nobody check those numbers?
They are, literally, beyond belief, yet he got away with it for years. People were checking the numbers. A group of Minnesota DHS workers have their on X account and they claim they have been warning the Walz administration repeatedly for years and instead of doing any follow up they were ignored or retaliated against. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2025 01:34 PM (viF8m) 52
30 million in one fucking year???
Posted by: Max Power at December 05, 2025 01:34 PM (Hucnr) 53
46 Good points. Ethiopians also have a lot of decent looking individuals and aren't very closely related to Somalis. I wonder what made Somalis so messed up. Inbreeding?
Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 05, 2025 01:34 PM (Dg7ng) 54
You have to admit, Somalians are good at eating bugs
Posted by: fd at December 05, 2025 01:34 PM (vFG9F) 55
The left were traditionally against mass immigration because it was understood it benefits the megarich at the expense of everyone else. Lower wages, lower living standards, less housing availability. Not sure when that changed or who approved it.
Bernie Sanders gave a great speech on this back in the 90s. (not kidding) Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:35 PM (sKqQm) 56
Feed this Muslim bint to the woodchipper.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 05, 2025 01:35 PM (k92WJ) 57
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Remember when Mohamed Noor, policeman, fired his weapon across his partner's body, killing a blonde woman who had called in a possible rape and served a full 18 months for doing it? Posted by: huerfano Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 01:35 PM (SZI4T) 58
Does the IRS not do audits anymore? Or is that just for eBay sellers?
Posted by: toby928(c) at December 05, 2025 01:35 PM (jc0TO) 59
Thank you for the intercepted Reddit transmissions. Does anyone there talk at all about the actual fraud. Like, the fraud is not just Trumpy lies and racism, and that is actually exists? That these people robbed food from kids?
Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 01:35 PM (Eng1Z) 60
38 Ilhan Omar; (D)estination, Somalia.
Posted by: Braenyard In this case, I'd prefer Ozzy Man's (D)estination Fucked. 😜 Posted by: Ilhan Omar's Brother at December 05, 2025 01:35 PM (JCZqz) 61
I’ve concluded that only about 25% of the population is actually productive. Everyone else is just scamming or supported by the 25%.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 05, 2025 01:35 PM (rLL5x) 62
Good points. Ethiopians also have a lot of decent looking individuals and aren't very closely related to Somalis. I wonder what made Somalis so messed up. Inbreeding?
Ethiopia is Christian and Somalia Muslim. They were at war with each other from the rise of Islam until relatively recently. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM (sKqQm) 63
Then there's that Somali sheriff in Minnesota who told an audience of Somalis, in Somalian, that he worked for the benefit of Somalis and no-one else. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM (azNOR) Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM (iFTx/) 65
Of all the Somalis I've ever seen, most are almost comically ugly (that Omar guy who ran for mayor) and only a few were attractive.
Posted by: Elric The Blade I actually think Noor is attractive, on the outside. And wasn't Bowie's model wife a Somali? And that Somali chick who worked with Theo Van Gogh isn't bad, either. Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ) 66
The money flowing to Omar must be able to be tracked, I hope someone in the FBI and IRS are on this, however I doubt that to the moon.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk ...... Makes me so happy to be paying federal income tax. Posted by: wth at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM (v0R5T) 67
Which is a bit odd given that it borders on Kenya, and Kenyans are overall very attractive. Some real smokeshows in Nairobi. And yea, Kenyans openly and unapologetically despise Somalis. The most racist KKK grand dragon never spoke of blacks the way Kenyans talk about Somalis.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 01:32 PM (iFTx/) Funny how that works. And how Chinese hate Japanese hate Koreans hate Japanese hate Chinese. The ignorance of leftist westerners who think Africans or Asians are somehow a) monolithic and b) completely non-racist is astounding. Posted by: You should hear west Africans talk about American blacks at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM (TbWk/) 68
How did nobody check those numbers?
They are, literally, beyond belief, yet he got away with it for years. Posted by: SpeakingOf I'm guessing there were no systems in place to check any of it. Anarcho-tyranny 101. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2025 01:37 PM (mlg/3) 69
How did nobody check those numbers?
Oh, they checked them, all right. To make sure the correct kickbacks were paid in a timely fashion. Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2025 01:37 PM (XFXIk) 70
Minnesotans, with their clean and efficient government, used to feel superior to citizens of lesser Midwest states.
Posted by: mr tmz at December 05, 2025 01:37 PM (rJ48h) 71
Send them all home to Somali.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 05, 2025 01:37 PM (hhkIi) 72
>>Of all the Somalis I've ever seen, most are almost comically ugly (that Omar guy who ran for mayor) and only a few were attractive.
Inbreeding doesn't typically lend itself to attractiveness. Posted by: A Hapsburg at December 05, 2025 01:37 PM (DeNdk) 73
"Somali Pirates"
Nah. Pirates are cool. Somalis are vile loathsome mole rats. Disney had some show about little kid pirates for little kids. One of their lessons on the show was "a real pirate doesn't take other people's things!" And that's a great message to give a little kid but uh...not very pirate-y Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:37 PM (sKqQm) 74
I actually think Noor is attractive, on the outside.
Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM and with the FGM, you don't have to worry about satisfying her. Posted by: toby928(c) says eww before you do at December 05, 2025 01:38 PM (jc0TO) 75
Funny how that works. And how Chinese hate Japanese hate Koreans hate Japanese hate Chinese.
Now do the Balkan peoples. Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 01:38 PM (77rzZ) 76
59 Thank you for the intercepted Reddit transmissions. Does anyone there talk at all about the actual fraud. Like, the fraud is not just Trumpy lies and racism, and that is actually exists? That these people robbed food from kids?
Posted by: LizLem I think a lot of Reddit is just like what Elon revealed on X, foreign accounts and bots where they don't give a shit about Americans as long as they get paid. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:38 PM (WDjG6) 77
Somalia's economy was traditionally based on piracy and slavery.
It should not be a surprise their neighbors hate them Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:39 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: wth at December 05, 2025 01:39 PM (v0R5T) 79
$9k a month at Nordstrom?! Jewelry, maybe?
And if you want me to look the other way while you steal $250 million, don't try to hand me $53k. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at December 05, 2025 01:39 PM (4DY5T) 80
>>Funny how that works. And how Chinese hate Japanese hate Koreans hate Japanese hate Chinese.
>Now do the Balkan peoples. Or, the Italians. Posted by: A Hapsburg at December 05, 2025 01:39 PM (DeNdk) 81
Steal our money. Rape our daughters. But pleeeeeeease don't call us racists!
Posted by: Harry at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (qnV6d) 82
Kick them the hell back to where they came from, every GD one of them and their children too.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (qZdIZ) 83
Italy is an odd country. The north is more like France/Germany and the south is...
well...a mess. But Southern Italy has less in common with Northern Italy then Ukraine does with Russia or Austria with Germany. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm) 84
Nothing will come of this. She's not going to be arrested or deported. It will all get swept under the rug as usual.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (V362x) 85
Also related: Minneapolis' chief of police tells his Somali pirate constituents that if ICE attempts to arrest them, call 911, and the police will come to... openly make war on federal agents?
Yeah, that may not go the way he thinks it will. Posted by: Ranik and file Minneapolis police The Federales could lite up the locals because they are cops. Then feds can arrest the whole chain of command for felony murder. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (/lPRQ) 86
Iman was from Somalia, and was probably one of the biggest forces in getting David Bowie to calm down his crazy lifestyle, from what I've read. Also quite pretty in my favorite Star Trek movie.
She is marvelous. All these political grifter Somalis that hate America, not so much. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (Eng1Z) 87
Does anyone there talk at all about the actual fraud. Like, the fraud is not just Trumpy lies and racism, and that is actually exists? That these people robbed food from kids?
Posted by: LizLem Surprisingly, if you go to the r/Minnesota, r/Minneapolis, r/twincities subreddits, there is an unexpectedly high amount of pushback. Usually state and city subreddits are just swamped with rabid Lefties, and while these certainly are, too, there are many commenters saying these levels of fraud are ridiculous, unacceptable, deliberately coordinated with state and local governed, etc. Considering how Blue the cities are, it's kind of surprising, so I wonder if it's people from outside the state like me checking due to the increased national attention. Or Russian bots, as the Lefties always accuse... Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 05, 2025 01:41 PM (JCZqz) 88
Ilhan Omar, the far-left "Squad" congresswoman, has been eerily silent on the billion-dollar welfare fraud scheme that was centered in her Minnesota district.
---------------- "Some people did some things." Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (XWkVH) 89
>>Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm)
Grandpa had a word for those 'italians' from South of Naples. Posted by: A Hapsburg at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (DeNdk) 90
Minnesota white leftists will make excellent slaves . They are already very submissive. Congrats on your new forever job.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (bfwj/) 91
I obviously choose the wrong career path.
Posted by: turambar at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (Q0yOR) 92
ARMY cadets have been ordered to leave their long-standing training camp to make way for 600 small-boat migrants
- Hegseth can't fix this. It's in the Britain Formerly Known As Great. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (L/fGl) 93
inbredsocoff
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (DeNdk) 94
at December 05, 2025 01:39 PM (4DY5T)80 >>Funny how that works. And how Chinese hate Japanese hate Koreans hate Japanese hate Chinese.
>Now do the Balkan peoples. Or, the Italians. Posted by: A Hapsburg at December 05, 2025 01:39 PM (DeNdk) Or how much the other Arabs hate the “Palestinians”. They’re very happy to watch them die, especially when they get the added fun of blaming the Jews for it. Posted by: Tom Servo at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (P4eqW) 95
send her home with all her moveable possession. Leak that she has a million dollars in gold and silver with her.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (rbvCR) 96
Considering how Blue the cities are, it's kind of surprising, so I wonder if it's people from outside the state like me checking due to the increased national attention. Or Russian bots, as the Lefties always accuse... My experience with blue staters is they will complain about this for a few days then go right back to voting for the same people. And when it happens again in a few years they'll repeat the cycle. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (sKqQm) 97
I think a lot of Reddit is just like what Elon revealed on X, foreign accounts and bots where they don't give a shit about Americans as long as they get paid.
Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:38 PM (WDjG6) So like Congress. Posted by: ... at December 05, 2025 01:42 PM (RgYBC) 98
Makes me so happy to be paying federal income tax.
Posted by: wth ----- The correct word is servitude. We pay tribute to our ruling class so we can live. DC would howl if tariffs replaced income tax because it would mean diminished control over the peasants. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:43 PM (WDjG6) 99
*chose. FFS more caffeine.
Posted by: turambar at December 05, 2025 01:43 PM (Q0yOR) 100
I wonder what the finances of Brian O'Hara look like.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 05, 2025 01:28 PM (n5tGW) Trump should assign Pete Buttigeig to do an anal probe on him. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2025 01:43 PM (npFr7) 101
70 Minnesotans, with their clean and efficient government, used to feel superior to citizens of lesser Midwest states.
Posted by: mr tmz I live in Iowa, and can confirm the Blue Metro Lefties in Minnesota still do. Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2025 01:44 PM (JCZqz) 102
Grandpa had a word for those 'italians' from South of Naples. Also, see the famous scene from True Romance where Dennis Hopper gives his views on Sicilians to Christopher Walken Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:44 PM (sKqQm) 103
>>@EricLDaugh
· 24m >>🚨 BREAKING: Epstein documents in Florida UNSEALED thanks to President Trump signing the new law and demanding they be released. >>This has backfired MASSIVELY on the Left. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2025 01:44 PM (viF8m) 104
87 Does anyone there talk at all about the actual fraud. Like, the fraud is not just Trumpy lies and racism, and that is actually exists? That these people robbed food from kids?
Posted by: LizLem Had relatives in St Paul and visited over the years.. Last time we were there settling an estate friends of my relative there were not too fond of the Somali's and that was about 10 years ago Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2025 01:44 PM (VE6XX) 105
So like Congress.
Posted by: ... ====== To be fair, some Congress critters get wealthy by insider trading instead of the fake and gay ngos that accept foreign bribes on behalf of Congress critters like John McCain's. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:45 PM (WDjG6) 106
I did go to Sicily once. TBH it was beautiful.
But...I wouldn't want to try and live there is a tax paying productive member of society. Their corruption blows away CA/MA/IL lives of corruption... Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:45 PM (sKqQm) 107
67 Funny how that works. And how Chinese hate Japanese hate Koreans hate Japanese hate Chinese. The ignorance of leftist westerners who think Africans or Asians are somehow a) monolithic and b) completely non-racist is astounding.
Posted by: You should hear west Africans talk about American blacks at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM (TbWk/) Same with Hispanics. Mexicans hate Puerto Ricans hate Cubans etc. etc. etc. Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 01:46 PM (UnA8+) 108
Racism is one of the excuses the PTB in the UK used for not investigating and prosecuting the Paki rape gangs.
What a coincidence. Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2025 01:46 PM (hs4ik) 109
Scamming is perfectly legitimate, unless you're an old white man like Kenneth Lay or Bernie Madoff.
Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 01:30 PM (UnA8+) They scammed actual politicians and, you know, IMPORTANT people. If they had stuck to defrauding pension holders or ETFs then they could have gotten off with a slap on the wrist. Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 01:46 PM (rbvCR) 110
>>🚨 BREAKING: Epstein documents in Florida UNSEALED thanks to President Trump signing the new law and demanding they be released.
>>This has backfired MASSIVELY on the Left. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2025 01:44 PM (viF8m) Saw that.. The way the media put out the story it was despite Trump that they're gonna be released Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2025 01:46 PM (VE6XX) 111
"She had been inside the [Safari] facility on numerous occasions and couldn't put 2 and 2 together? Either she's terminally naive, or knew and didn't care," Glahn added.
==================== Or, maybe, she cared a lot that the program she created turned into a massive Somali funding source. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2025 01:46 PM (xz8OS) 112
When do these people get rounded up and tossed out? That's what I would like to see. They despise us and long for their third world shithole, send 'em back.
Posted by: turambar at December 05, 2025 01:46 PM (Q0yOR) 113
Chinese hate Japanese hate Koreans hate Japanese hate Chinese.
- There is a blue one who can't accept the green one For living with a fat one, trying to be a skinny one And different strokes for different folks And so on and so on and Scooby-Dooby-Doo - Sly Stone Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (L/fGl) 114
Remember, “It’s a tax.” Then charge them with tax evasion.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (YlWIZ) 115
75 Funny how that works. And how Chinese hate Japanese hate Koreans hate Japanese hate Chinese.
Now do the Balkan peoples. Posted by: Bulg The Balkans are a special combination of disliking most other ethnic groups than your own, REALLY hating one or two specific groups (probably the Serbs), feeling you're the misunderstood, pure, oppressed good guys of the region. The only thing that mostly unites the region is most of them dislike the Turks immensely (except Albanians and Bosnians), and everyone loves rakia. Posted by: Military Moron at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (JCZqz) 116
GET THEM OUT!
I love what President Trump said. Every word. Have never liked the turnip head who married her brother and sneers like a cobra. Billons of dollars, MN. Do they think this is ok. Also, I think President Trump almost called Walz a retard. "Something is wrong with him." Indeed. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (WONhk) Posted by: A Real Pirate at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (vFG9F) 118
The ability to cite one or two Somalis who are not laughably hideous is really only underscoring that Somalis are laughably hideous.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (RVftD) 119
83 Italy is an odd country. The north is more like France/Germany and the south is...
well...a mess. But Southern Italy has less in common with Northern Italy then Ukraine does with Russia or Austria with Germany. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm) Tyrol basically IS Germany. Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (UnA8+) 120
Ilhan Omar's net worth...
1995: Arrives in America in with 0 wealth. 2020: -$65K 2021: $65K 2022: $115K 2023: $205K 2024: $30 million ========================= Only took six years in Congress. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2025 01:48 PM (xz8OS) 121
109 They scammed actual politicians and, you know, IMPORTANT people. If they had stuck to defrauding pension holders or ETFs then they could have gotten off with a slap on the wrist.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 01:46 PM (rbvCR) I forgot about how Jon Corzine got away with making a BILLION dollars disappear... Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 01:48 PM (UnA8+) 122
46 Good points. Ethiopians also have a lot of decent looking individuals and aren't very closely related to Somalis. I wonder what made Somalis so messed up. Inbreeding?
Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 05, 2025 01:34 PM (Dg7ng) Proximity to Arabia. Muzzies would sail across the strait, collect some slaves, and rape the women. Like a hobby for them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2025 01:48 PM (npFr7) 123
Also, I think President Trump almost called Walz a retard. "Something is wrong with him." Indeed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Now he's crying because people are driving by his house and shouting retard. Posted by: BruceWayne at December 05, 2025 01:49 PM (MGB5H) 124
Only took six years in Congress.
Posted by: Huck Follywood ===== Crockett has a similar rise to fortune. And those are just two examples of the new fastest way to become a millionaire by getting elected to Congress. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:49 PM (WDjG6) 125
Am I too late?
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen comment at December 05, 2025 01:49 PM (kz78D) 126
Also, I think President Trump almost called Walz a retard. "Something is wrong with him." Indeed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (WONhk) ====================== No almost about it; he called Walz retarded. Which is correct, but hardly enough criticism. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2025 01:49 PM (xz8OS) Posted by: clarence at December 05, 2025 01:50 PM (hqrXU) 128
Also, I think President Trump almost called Walz a retard. "Something is wrong with him." Indeed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (WONhk) That much being stolen under his administration and he still lives somewhere that he can hear people yelling from the sidewalk? There must be something wrong with him. Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 01:50 PM (rbvCR) Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2025 01:50 PM (wVcYX) 130
I forgot about how Jon Corzine got away with making a BILLION dollars disappear...
Posted by: XTC ====== Well, it disappeared for the hedge fund investors, probably reappeared somewhere overseas in anonymous accounts. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:50 PM (WDjG6) 131
Federal government should hire forensic accountants to oversee social services disbursements in Minnesota.
Posted by: mr tmz at December 05, 2025 01:51 PM (rJ48h) 132
Italy is an odd country. The north is more like France/Germany and the south is...
well...a mess. But Southern Italy has less in common with Northern Italy then Ukraine does with Russia or Austria with Germany. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:40 PM (sKqQm) ------ My wife's parents are both first-generation Italian Americans (My wife's grandparents were all from the old country). One is from Venice, the other from Sicily. It was quite the thing, I'm told, at the time for the two of them to date, much less get married. Posted by: ballistic at December 05, 2025 01:51 PM (5aZAZ) 133
My experience with blue staters is they will complain about this for a few days then go right back to voting for the same people. And when it happens again in a few years they'll repeat the cycle.
Posted by: 18-1 Ana Kasparian complained about being groped and assaulted by a homeless man not too long ago, and fellow Lefties attacked her for "punching down" and supporting Trump and Right-wing efforts to increase police power and criminal convictions. It was wild. Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2025 01:51 PM (JCZqz) 134
Poking around it looks like Omar's fortune came from her husband's company's value going from tends of thousands to tens of millions in 2024.
Rose Lake Capital LLC is one of those companies that doesn't actually really do anything. So...this is about as transparent as a payoff gets. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:51 PM (sKqQm) 135
"She claims her wealth came from her "husband's" company or investments or some obvious bullshit like that. Given the timing of her explosion in wealth, let's just say I suspect a different source."
Nah, she's telling the truth. What she isn't saying, though, is the husband's "investments" are funded by kickbacks from the fraud (and from other frauds). Oldest trick in the book. Set up a company or investment firm to launder dirty money. All looks legit from the outside. It's like all those THOTs with half-assed cosmetics or lifestyle companies that look legit -- until you realize the company's "investors" are just rich guys she's fucking. They funnel money into the company rather than par her outright. Like that THOT who overdosed naked on the boat of her main "investor" a few months back in long island. Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 01:52 PM (iFTx/) 136
I actually think Noor is attractive, on the outside. And wasn't Bowie's model wife a Somali? And that Somali chick who worked with Theo Van Gogh isn't bad, either.
Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 01:36 PM (77rzZ) It's like other inbred populations. Some are stunningly beautiful, and some are stunningly ugly. Long tails to the distribution curve, and the peak around "normal" is flatter. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2025 01:52 PM (npFr7) 137
1995: Arrives in America in with 0 wealth.
2020: -$65K 2021: $65K 2022: $115K 2023: $205K 2024: $30 million ========================= Only took six years in Congress. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2025 01:48 PM (xz8OS) ——- Rich people get rich by all their hard work and smarts. I’m told repeatedly that is the case by the morons here. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 05, 2025 01:52 PM (rLL5x) 138
Crockett has a similar rise to fortune. And those are just two examples of the new fastest way to become a millionaire by getting elected to Congress.
Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:49 PM (WDjG6) =================== Even Ayanna Pressley, who never had real work in her life, is now a multi-millionaire. Paying off Pressley is definite overkill. Letitia James wants to get rich. She should run for Congress. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2025 01:52 PM (xz8OS) 139
No almost about it; he called Walz retarded.
Which is correct, but hardly enough criticism. Posted by: Huck Follywood Retarded grooming lying corrupt Piece of Shit was too long for Trump to include in the speech. That man has things to do. Retard is obvious when you see pictures of Timmy. Takes a more complicated explanation of the other things that Timmy does. Lassie should have left Timmy alone in the well. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:53 PM (WDjG6) 140
It's almost as if killers, rapists, and thieves use the "Muh Racism" accusation to continue committing heinous crimes without punishment.
-------------- "Just like they can't be racists -- POS POCs can't be criminals, oppressor white devil h8r!" Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 05, 2025 01:53 PM (XWkVH) Posted by: A Real Pirate at December 05, 2025 01:53 PM (vFG9F) 142
>>Also, I think President Trump almost called Walz a retard. "Something is wrong with him." Indeed.
No almost about it. He flat out called him seriously retarded. Now Walz is whining that people are driving by his house and calling him a retard. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2025 01:53 PM (viF8m) 143
Proximity to Arabia. Muzzies would sail across the strait, collect some slaves, and rape the women. Like a hobby for them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon It is our right and imperative! To spread the word of Allah to the non-believers, and kill/enslave/rape those that refuse to convert. Allah is truly wise, most merciful. Posted by: Prophet Muhammad at December 05, 2025 01:54 PM (JCZqz) 144
Wypippa stik dey nose in yo bidness.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2025 01:54 PM (i+bC1) 145
Letitia James wants to get rich. She should run for Congress.
Posted by: Huck Follywood You can get quite wealthy stealing from state and local government or being bribed indirectly. Lot of corporations to browbeat in NYC into forking over cash. That was Sharpton's racket for a very long time. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:54 PM (WDjG6) 146
Chief O'Hara Gotham City>> Chief O'Hara Mogadishu on the River
Besides, he can't be a real chief, only has 4 stars. Posted by: Chief Cook And Bottle Washer at December 05, 2025 01:54 PM (oftw2) 147
The guy who runs this X account is reputable, thought this was interesting. O'Hara's wife is a sergeant in the Newark police department.
__________________ CrimeWatchMpls @CrimeWatchMpls · 2h 1/ Grab the popcorn. You will recall, earlier this week Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara held a press conference about ICE activity and Somalis where he urged people to call 911 if they see masked agents because they could be "kidnapping" someone. Here: https://x.com/CrimeWatchMpls/status/1996060467794501710 Yesterday morning, community activist and former cop Lisa Clemons made a big post on her FB page questioning the chief's comment and suggesting it not only puts cops in danger, but seems to be preferential treatment for Somalis, when the same ramped up actions weren't suggested in the recent past when ICE was in town for Hispanics (truncated below). THEN, late last night, the wife of police chief Brian O'Hara, Wafiyyah (who doesn't even live in this state) jumped on Lisa's post and told her to "grow up" and that she was spreading "lies" about O'Hara and that Lisa was "part of the problem," when we all saw what he said in the video. Stay tuned, there's going to be more... Posted by: beckster at December 05, 2025 01:54 PM (I7J98) 148
Turns out the organization should have been called Feeding You Some Bullshit.
Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2025 01:54 PM (krQz2) 149
Rich people get rich by all their hard work and smarts. I’m told repeatedly that is the case by the morons here.
You have to look at the individual cases. There certainly are plenty of people getting rich of graft. But..."the rich" that we usually talk about are small business owners and upper level corporate people. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:54 PM (sKqQm) 150
122 Oman had a field day for a long, long time with slavery. Tippu Tipp helped sell his own people. That entire area was a mess. Somalia cannot be fixed - at least the majority of it. I think the far NE part is "OK" but not great. Better but not void of nonsense and chaos.
Posted by: turambar at December 05, 2025 01:54 PM (Q0yOR) 151
Speaking of shitholes...
@libsoftiktok BREAKING: Court in Washington DC is currently ALLOWING a squatter to occupy a woman's property for MONTHS after squatter overstayed an Airbnb rental. Shadija Romero, the alleged squatter, also reportedly tried to push the homeowner off a ladder, tampered with cameras, and took the owner's name off the utilities. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2025 01:55 PM (mlg/3) 152
Did Chief O'Hara start speaking in Somali during his press conference, apparently that's a thing in Minnesota now.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2025 01:55 PM (XV/Pl) 153
It's like all those THOTs with half-assed cosmetics or lifestyle companies that look legit -- until you realize the company's "investors" are just rich guys she's fucking. They funnel money into the company rather than par her outright. Like that THOT who overdosed naked on the boat of her main "investor" a few months back in long island.
Posted by: Elric The Blade =========== Life is a lot easier and peaceful if you don't take the ticket. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:55 PM (WDjG6) 154
Said worked on Omar's 2018 and 2020 campaigns as an "enforcer" who oversaw aggressive voter mobilization in the Somali community, according to local Alphanews.org.
-------------- "Nice goat you've been sleeping with there ... be a shame if you woke up with it severed head in your bed." Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 05, 2025 01:56 PM (XWkVH) 155
>>> 46 Good points. Ethiopians also have a lot of decent looking individuals and aren't very closely related to Somalis. I wonder what made Somalis so messed up. Inbreeding?
Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 05, 2025 01:34 PM (Dg7ng) Proximity to Arabia. Muzzies would sail across the strait, collect some slaves, and rape the women. Like a hobby for them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2025 01:48 PM (npFr7) I watched an old interview where Iman said she got pitted against the other black models. People said because of her facial features she looked like a "white woman dipped in chocolate." But she stressed that she was 0% white, she was 100% Somalian and 100% black. If she ever did a 23 and Me test, I bet it shows a heavy dose of Arab descent in her genes, as you say AOP. Which is...white. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 01:56 PM (Eng1Z) 156
Now Walz is whining that people are driving by his house and calling him a retard.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2025 01:53 PM (viF8m) --- Right-wing violence. Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2025 01:56 PM (krQz2) 157
>>Also, I think President Trump almost called Walz a retard. "Something is wrong with him." Indeed.
No almost about it. He flat out called him seriously retarded. Now Walz is whining that people are driving by his house and calling him a retard. Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2025 01:53 PM (viF8m) What a maroon. Posted by: Corky at December 05, 2025 01:56 PM (wVcYX) 158
Now he's crying because people are driving by his house and shouting retard.
Posted by: BruceWayne I remember when the Left said to get in the faces of those they disagreed with, and not give them a moment of peace... Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2025 01:56 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: E Buzz at December 05, 2025 01:57 PM (fnOOv) 160
Kindltot at December 05, 2025 01:50 PM
Brett Weinstein made an unusual statement about where we are as a country with regard to name-calling "retards". It's okay if somebody does something stupid, but not okay if someone is clearly disabled, like Tim Walz. Something to that effect. Anyway, one interesting thing that came out is that Minnesota government employee whistleblowers tried to warn Kamala Harris about Tim Walz. They didn't have enough credibility with elite Democrats to be believed. Posted by: KT at December 05, 2025 01:57 PM (7vIsy) 161
Also, I think President Trump almost called Walz a retard. "Something is wrong with him." Indeed.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at December 05, 2025 01:47 PM (WONhk) That much being stolen under his administration and he still lives somewhere that he can hear people yelling from the sidewalk? There must be something wrong with him. Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 01:50 PM (rbvCR) Don't they have a ... Governor's Mansion in Minnesota? Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2025 01:57 PM (8avO+) 162
"Now Walz is whining that people are driving by his house and calling him a retard."
That's outrageous. They should be calling him a faggot retard. Posted by: A Real Pirate at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: fuxupwichyou at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (61TgR) 164
Good points. Ethiopians also have a lot of decent looking individuals and aren't very closely related to Somalis. I wonder what made Somalis so messed up. Inbreeding?
Posted by: The Lower Depths at December 05, 2025 01:34 PM (Dg7ng) Proximity to Arabia. Muzzies would sail across the strait, collect some slaves, and rape the women. Like a hobby for them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2025 01:48 PM (npFr7) I watched an old interview where Iman said she got pitted against the other black models. People said because of her facial features she looked like a "white woman dipped in chocolate." But she stressed that she was 0% white, she was 100% Somalian and 100% black. If she ever did a 23 and Me test, I bet it shows a heavy dose of Arab descent in her genes, as you say AOP. Which is...white. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 01:56 PM (Eng1Z) _____ She was also born to a rich and influential family, which I'm sure was also a source of hating on her. Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (iFTx/) 165
Now he's crying because people are driving by his house and shouting retard.
Posted by: BruceWayne at December 05, 2025 01:49 PM (MGB5H) --- You know how his wife likes to keep the windows open. Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (krQz2) 166
152 Did Chief O'Hara start speaking in Somali during his press conference, apparently that's a thing in Minnesota now.
No, he lets boy mayor do that, as well as enjoy native Minnesotan hot dishes: https://tinyurl.com/4cb2b8jw Posted by: beckster at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (I7J98) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (SZI4T) 168
"Nice goat you've been sleeping with there ... be a shame if you woke up with it severed head in your bed."
Posted by: ShainS ======== Not sure about that, killing the goat would mean one less Democrat voter. They'd probably only steal it, especially if it was an attractive one. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (WDjG6) 169
The Somali fraud is expected to surpass $1 billion being reported. Some say it will be closer to $8 billion. That is going to be difficult to explain, especially when nobody's held accountable or goes to prison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (NwnyJ) 170
Anyway, one interesting thing that came out is that Minnesota government employee whistleblowers tried to warn Kamala Harris about Tim Walz. They didn't have enough credibility with elite Democrats to be believed.
Posted by: KT at December 05, 2025 01:57 PM (7vIsy) A battleship anchor doesn't need warnings about a dead weight being added to it. Posted by: Oldcat at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (8avO+) 171
Life is a lot easier and peaceful if you don't take the ticket.
Nickolodeon had a successful show with two leads - Ariana Grande and Jennette McCurdy. The latter complained publicly the show's producer pressured her for sex and she refused. Ariana said...nothing. You'll note Ariana is currently a successful media personality and McCurdy is....not. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (sKqQm) 172
Batman's Chief O'Hare was a good guy
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 05, 2025 01:59 PM (wBaIH) 173
MPD chief works to support lawbreaking and wants the police to help people break laws.
This is why if you are “I back the blue” guy or gal, or you are like Michael Berry demanding that we ALL must respect police offices no matter what, YOU ARE AN IDIOT. Call me a cop hater all you want. I just acknowledge they put on their pants the same way I do every day. Posted by: Cow Demon at December 05, 2025 01:59 PM (6KcYW) 174
"Nice goat you've been sleeping with there ... be a shame if you woke up with it severed head in your bed."
Posted by: ShainS If you behead my she-goat, do I lose two orifices to penetrate, or gain some new ones... Posted by: Optimistic, Necrophiliac, Beastiality-Loving Muslim at December 05, 2025 01:59 PM (JCZqz) 175
Speaking of shitholes...
@libsoftiktok BREAKING: Court in Washington DC is currently ALLOWING a squatter to occupy a woman's property for MONTHS after squatter overstayed an Airbnb rental. Shadija Romero, the alleged squatter, also reportedly tried to push the homeowner off a ladder, tampered with cameras, and took the owner's name off the utilities. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2025 01:55 PM (mlg/3) --------------- One word: Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 05, 2025 02:00 PM (XWkVH) 176
Rose Lake Capital LLC is one of those companies that doesn't actually really do anything.
So...this is about as transparent as a payoff gets. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:51 PM (sKqQm) --- Hey! We make money! Posted by: CEO Frank "The Warthog" Reynolds at December 05, 2025 02:00 PM (ESVrU) 177
If she ever did a 23 and Me test, I bet it shows a heavy dose of Arab descent in her genes, as you say AOP. Which is...white.
Posted by: LizLem ====== All celebutards of note have big pr teams to manage press for them. That, in part, is why a lot of dirt comes out after the celebutards end up dying. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 02:00 PM (WDjG6) 178
Now Walz is whining that people are driving by his house and calling him a retard.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2025 01:53 PM (viF8m) ============ And those people are his State Police protection unit. Imagine what everyone else says about him. Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2025 02:01 PM (xz8OS) 179
The Somali fraud is expected to surpass $1 billion being reported. Some say it will be closer to $8 billion. That is going to be difficult to explain, especially when nobody's held accountable or goes to prison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (NwnyJ) Oopsie! I mean darnit! I am such a knucklehead. Guess I will have to try harder, right? -- standard response by elected officials standing over the smoking remains of the program / project / state they were supposed to be running Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 02:01 PM (rbvCR) 180
This grifting ring is prime for Rico charges.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 05, 2025 02:01 PM (i0Hi3) 181
Life is a lot easier and peaceful if you don't take the ticket.
Nickolodeon had a successful show with two leads - Ariana Grande and Jennette McCurdy. The latter complained publicly the show's producer pressured her for sex and she refused. Ariana said...nothing. You'll note Ariana is currently a successful media personality and McCurdy is....not. Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (sKqQm) ______ I'm convinced that 99% of entertainers sucked a lot of dick to get where they are. Not only the ladies, the men too. Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 02:01 PM (iFTx/) 182
Batman's Chief O'Hare was a good guy
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov But pretty incompetent, if you ask me. He and Commish Gordon couldn't do jack shit without Batman and Robin. Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (77rzZ) 183
How much money did the pols get that changed the Minnesota state flag to look like Somalia's?
Posted by: brak at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (jGJov) 184
No, he lets boy mayor do that, as well as enjoy native Minnesotan hot dishes:
https://tinyurl.com/4cb2b8jw Posted by: beckster at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (I7J9 LMAO Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (dK+Kv) 185
Hunter Biden has to find a nice safe blue district and get himself into Congress, so he can pay his legal bills. And his hookers and blow suppliers.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (xz8OS) 186
You'll note Ariana is currently a successful media personality and McCurdy is....not.
Posted by: 18-1 ======= I think you can tell the same tale if swapped to Disney. Walt's spirit should become the headless Horseman of Disney and stalk those pedo groomers at night with pumpkin heads. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (WDjG6) 187
Call me a cop hater all you want. I just acknowledge they put on their pants the same way I do every day.
Posted by: Cow Demon at December 05, 2025 01:59 PM (6KcYW) Full of fraudulently obtained Somali dollars? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (dK+Kv) 188
>>> Life is a lot easier and peaceful if you don't take the ticket. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:55 PM (WDjG6)
I know a girl that was almost cast on the Mickey Mouse Club back in the 90s. Would have been there during the Spears/Timberlake/Aguilera/Gosling/Russell era. I felt so bad for her as a kid, missing out on her shot at fame. Now as an adult, knowing the abuse and trauma all those child stars went through? I think she dodged a bullet! I hope she went on to have an amazing but completely normal, abuse-free life. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (Eng1Z) 189
The Somali fraud is expected to surpass $1 billion being reported. Some say it will be closer to $8 billion. That is going to be difficult to explain, especially when nobody's held accountable or goes to prison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (NwnyJ) Oopsie! I mean darnit! I am such a knucklehead. Guess I will have to try harder, right? -- standard response by elected officials standing over the smoking remains of the program / project / state they were supposed to be running Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 02:01 PM (rbvCR) ______ The entire MN budget is about $60B Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/) 190
>>>You'll note Ariana is currently a successful media personality and McCurdy is....not.
Posted by: 18-1 -------------- SEE: Lucille Ball on reference to the casting couch and success. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (SZI4T) 191
I'm convinced that 99% of entertainers sucked a lot of dick to get where they are. Not only the ladies, the men too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade ====== Lots of wilted ficus trees in executive offices I guess. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 02:03 PM (WDjG6) 192
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 05, 2025 02:03 PM (Zz0t1) 193
In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 05, 2025 02:04 PM (Zz0t1) 194
But pretty incompetent, if you ask me. He and Commish Gordon couldn't do jack shit without Batman and Robin.
Posted by: Bulg at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (77rzZ) Pretty accurate portrayal of public "servants" in retrospect. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:04 PM (dK+Kv) 195
When Blue states are fraudulently funneling BILLIONS of illegal dollars through scam social services, it's no wonder they can pretend to be fiscally solvent and productive. I always assumed the SALT tax caps were the way to hurt Blue States, but cracking down on this fraud will be even more devastating, and much harder to defend against in the court of public opinion.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2025 02:04 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: A Real Pirate at December 05, 2025 02:04 PM (vFG9F) 197
If we're not going to outlaw congressional insider trading, we at least ought to institute some sort of alert mechanism. If a congressperson's net worth increases a certain percentage year over year, an automatic audit is initiated and the burden shifts to the member of congress to prove the increase was legit, otherwise the gains are forfeit.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 05, 2025 02:05 PM (bNf8H) 198
Anyway, one interesting thing that came out is that Minnesota government employee whistleblowers tried to warn Kamala Harris about Tim Walz. They didn't have enough credibility with elite Democrats to be believed. Posted by: KT at December 05, 2025 01:57 PM (7vIsy) I suspect part of this could be they just didn't care and thought they were going to win so it really doesn't matter. Everything is corrupt and graft- laden. Posted by: CaliGirl at December 05, 2025 02:05 PM (ajCaF) 199
175 Speaking of shitholes...
@libsoftiktok BREAKING: Court in Washington DC is currently ALLOWING a squatter to occupy a woman's property for MONTHS after squatter overstayed an Airbnb rental. Shadija Romero, the alleged squatter, also reportedly tried to push the homeowner off a ladder, tampered with cameras, and took the owner's name off the utilities. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2025 01:55 PM (mlg/3) --------------- One word: Plastics Inferno. Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 05, 2025 02:00 PM (XWkVH) I've never understood how these people just don't go ... missing. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2025 02:06 PM (RVftD) Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's Ficus at December 05, 2025 02:06 PM (JCZqz) 201
So according to the Press Cole admitted to the bombs and..... he's a supporter of Trump....
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2025 02:06 PM (VE6XX) 202
Batman's Chief O'Hare was a good guy
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov But pretty incompetent, if you ask me. He and Commish Gordon couldn't do jack shit without Batman and Robin. ------ But that stylish red phone that illuminated when in use is the ultimate office accessory. I'd like one like that for my home office. Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 02:07 PM (TN0g+) 203
The entire MN budget is about $60B
-------- And they just announced the upcoming budget is $3B in the red. Posted by: beckster at December 05, 2025 02:07 PM (I7J98) 204
USAID has got nothing on Somali Medicaid and Covid fraud. Take note, Democrats, and hire Somalis next time you want to steal some really big money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 05, 2025 02:07 PM (UQXxb) 205
"So according to the Press Cole admitted to the bombs and..... he's a supporter of Trump....
Posted by: It's me donna " He's buckin' for a pardon. Posted by: A Real Pirate at December 05, 2025 02:07 PM (vFG9F) 206
This onion is bigger each hour it seems. How many other states are like this? We know the big cities are, of course. Chicago is disaster pants. NYC is going to be Arkham Asylum times infinity. DC is DC. So glad I don't have to go to FEMA HQ any more.
Posted by: turambar at December 05, 2025 02:08 PM (Q0yOR) 207
I suspect part of this could be they just didn't care and thought they were going to win so it really doesn't matter. Everything is corrupt and graft- laden.
Posted by: CaliGirl Or the top-tier Dems knew Kamala was a retard destined to lose, and didn't want to destroy their future presidential opportunities. So Harris had to pick from 2nd and 3rd tier losers that all have skeletons in their closets. Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2025 02:08 PM (JCZqz) 208
171 You'll note Ariana is currently a successful media personality and McCurdy is....not.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (sKqQm) Ariana is also turning into a drugged-up Skeleton... Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 02:09 PM (UnA8+) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 05, 2025 02:09 PM (Zz0t1) 210
Where the hell did they dig up that pusillanimous police chief - who, incidentally, is inciting violence against ICE?
Are we really going to be seeing shootouts between ICE and local police department personnel soon? Posted by: Paco at December 05, 2025 02:10 PM (mADJX) 211
"But pretty incompetent, if you ask me. He and Commish Gordon couldn't do jack shit without Batman and Robin."
It looks like they were unbelievably stupid for not realizing who Bruce Wayne was, but they actually knew the secret and were just playing dumb. Posted by: A Real Pirate at December 05, 2025 02:10 PM (vFG9F) 212
199 I've never understood how these people just don't go ... missing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2025 02:06 PM (RVftD) Because all the "I'd love to get a chance to make someone go missing!" dudes are all 60+ and no longer have the lung capacity to actually make it happen anymore. Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 02:10 PM (UnA8+) 213
207 I suspect part of this could be they just didn't care and thought they were going to win so it really doesn't matter. Everything is corrupt and graft- laden.
Posted by: CaliGirl Or the top-tier Dems knew Kamala was a retard destined to lose, and didn't want to destroy their future presidential opportunities. So Harris had to pick from 2nd and 3rd tier losers that all have skeletons in their closets. Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 05, 2025 02:08 PM (JCZqz) A third option is that K's team did not competently vet him. She doesn't scream competence. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2025 02:10 PM (RVftD) 214
Ilhan "Omar" Nur, Immigration Fraudster and America's Sweetheart
I read that as Swineheart...must be tired. I didn't think they took THAT much blood in phlebotomy... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 02:11 PM (ynpvh) 215
210 Where the hell did they dig up that pusillanimous police chief - who, incidentally, is inciting violence against ICE?
Are we really going to be seeing shootouts between ICE and local police department personnel soon? ------------ Newark. And his wife is a sergeant there. Posted by: beckster at December 05, 2025 02:11 PM (I7J98) 216
I bet if an ethical accounting team were given 6 months to go over Atlanta and Fulton county's books, it would be crazy, crazy, crazy to discover how much fraud exists, and how misrepresented the city and county's fiscal health is.
Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 02:11 PM (TN0g+) 217
It's certainly not perfect, but I think Trump has bigger fish to fry.
Trump calls for Dulles rebuild as new concourse rises https://is.gd/MiWYCU Posted by: Archimedes at December 05, 2025 02:11 PM (Riz8t) 218
Ariana is also turning into a drugged-up Skeleton...
Posted by: XTC Posted by: Rick James at December 05, 2025 02:11 PM (JCZqz) 219
You'll note Ariana is currently a successful media personality and McCurdy is....not.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (sKqQm) Ariana was willing to accept the molestations as a career move. McCurdy did not. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 05, 2025 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) 220
I've never understood how these people just don't go ... missing.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2025 02:06 PM (RVftD) Judges are protected under federal law. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:12 PM (dK+Kv) 221
If they don't have one already, the Treasury and FBI need a special division to investigate municipalities and state programs that avoid basic oversight or accountability. At some point reckless disregard for accounting is criminal. Prosecute a bunch of these city officials under Sar-Box and let the rats scurry.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 05, 2025 02:12 PM (mlg/3) 222
My girlfriend Joanna Bloggs has said multiple times that she knew our country was eventually going to fall apart, she just never thought it would happen while we're still alive.
Posted by: Well, There's Always the Unexpected at December 05, 2025 02:12 PM (qUkBO) 223
>>> >>>You'll note Ariana is currently a successful media personality and McCurdy is....not. Posted by: 18-1
-------------- SEE: Lucille Ball on reference to the casting couch and success. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at December 05, 2025 02:02 PM (SZI4T) It was ever thus. Shirley Temple has recounted that both she and her mom were taken to separate rooms by Hollywood execs and propositioned by them! Arthur Freed exposed himself to her, and Louis B Mayer went after her mom. The only reason Freed stopped was she laughed to hard at him he got furious and kicked her out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn4Ye74fZQk Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 02:12 PM (Eng1Z) 224
208 171 You'll note Ariana is currently a successful media personality and McCurdy is....not.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (sKqQm) Ariana is also turning into a drugged-up Skeleton... Posted by: XTC -------- She bought a ticket to ride, she bought a ticket to ri..iiide, She bought a ticket to ride and I don't care. Posted by: The Rutles at December 05, 2025 02:13 PM (WDjG6) 225
Just reading that SCOTUS taking up the birth rite citizenship case.
Good, let's put this to rest. Posted by: WisRich at December 05, 2025 02:13 PM (G0vdT) 226
218 Ariana is also turning into a drugged-up Skeleton...
Posted by: XTC Posted by: Rick James at December 05, 2025 02:11 PM (JCZqz) She should lick lots more donuts completely... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 02:13 PM (ynpvh) 227
She should lick lots more donuts completely...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 02:13 PM (ynpvh) How many licks does it take to get to the center? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:15 PM (dK+Kv) 228
How many licks does it take to get to the center? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:15 PM (dK+Kv) It's a mystery every time! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 05, 2025 02:15 PM (Zz0t1) 229
227 She should lick lots more donuts completely...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 02:13 PM (ynpvh) How many licks does it take to get to the center? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:15 PM (dK+Kv) You want that she should lick the hole? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 02:15 PM (ynpvh) 230
Not sure about that, killing the goat would mean one less Democrat voter. They'd probably only steal it, especially if it was an attractive one.
Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 01:58 PM (WDjG6) --------------- I concede the point, counselor! Posted by: ShainS -- The Neo-Jacobins: Anarcho-Terrorism & Assassination Culture Since 1789 at December 05, 2025 02:16 PM (zbgwO) 231
It looks like they were unbelievably stupid for not realizing who Bruce Wayne was, but they actually knew the secret and were just playing dumb.
Posted by: A Real Pirate at December 05, 2025 02:10 PM (vFG9F) ---- Plausible deniability since they knew Bruce "Batman" Wayne was not acting within the law in his role as a vigilante. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2025 02:16 PM (ESVrU) 232
It’s just amazing how fast Democrats will sell out our country.
If the Chinese invaded California or Minnesota, Democrats would be the new Vichy Americans and imprison their wrong-think neighbors. Posted by: Vengeance at December 05, 2025 02:16 PM (4v5BO) Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2025 02:17 PM (DeNdk) 234
Curious: can a very visible refusal by local and state police to assist ICE - or at least not intervene to prevent the agency from doing its work - qualify as, at least, obstruction of justice? It looks like we 're seeing what I would call "hostiltality" on the part of local cops: we're letting you move around and we're not physically stopping you, but we're not actively cooperating.
Posted by: Paco at December 05, 2025 02:17 PM (mADJX) 235
They need to put that police chief in Supermax for sedition.
Posted by: Vengeance at December 05, 2025 02:17 PM (4v5BO) 236
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: It bears repeating at December 05, 2025 02:17 PM (PsX7R) 237
I really don't want to hear anymore about Ilhan Omar's alleged immigration fraud.
Either launch an investigation and get her deported or just admit they won't do anything about it. I get fed up hearing it as a cheap piece of rhetorical point scoring. It shouldn't matter what her position is if she broke the law. There really is no reason for Somalians to be in the West, they lack the educational standards and they are culturally incompatible, they offer nothing. 74% of Somalians in the UK are in social housing and they represent some of the highest numbers of foreign offenders in prisons. Send them home. Posted by: STV at December 05, 2025 02:17 PM (XMeSM) 238
I'm guessing that at least 50% of our $38 trillion national debt was simply stolen, primarily by the Democrats and their constituencies, foreign and domestic.
Posted by: Well, There's Always the Unexpected at December 05, 2025 02:17 PM (qUkBO) 239
There is no way Maine doesn't have this exact same problem. None. Posted by: garrett How about Columbus, OH? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2025 02:18 PM (pkeXY) 240
She bought a ticket to ride, she bought a ticket to ri..iiide, She bought a ticket to ride and I don't care.
Posted by: The Rutles That reminds me of this classic: Meghan McCain Poses for Playboy: 'I'm Strictly Dickly' America's blondest beer heiress reveals that she "almost overdosed on Xanax" the day before the 2008 election because "I had gained a lot of weight" and "Obamamania was at its height." Also, she is "strictly dickly": I've been considering getting his (Hunter S. Thompson's) quote "Buy the ticket, take the ride" tattooed on my body, but I haven't decided. I told my friend, and she said it sounds really sexual, so we'll see... My friends from home came over to support me, and we got in my parents' big bed. They have this huge California king and we just stayed up eating ice cream. I'm not a lesbian, if that's what you're asking. I'd be the first person to tell the world I was gay. I'm not private about anything. I think you should live how you should live. But I'm strictly dickly. I can't help it. I love sex and I love men. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2025 02:18 PM (JCZqz) 241
232 Given they were indoctrinated starting young I don't think it's that amazing.
Posted by: turambar at December 05, 2025 02:18 PM (Q0yOR) 242
231 It looks like they were unbelievably stupid for not realizing who Bruce Wayne was, but they actually knew the secret and were just playing dumb.
Posted by: A Real Pirate at December 05, 2025 02:10 PM (vFG9F) ---- Plausible deniability since they knew Bruce "Batman" Wayne was not acting within the law in his role as a vigilante. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2025 02:16 PM (ESVrU) https://youtu.be/VMmOBiVCdzg Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 02:18 PM (ynpvh) 243
This is the sine qua non of Democrats. They take these groups who vote in blocks for them, protect them and lavish taxpayer money on them. It may not be popular to say, but in NY Democrats do this with the ultra Orthodox Jews.
Posted by: Vengeance at December 05, 2025 02:19 PM (4v5BO) 244
Native born African Americans who I know are corrupt in the blue cities must be looking at the Somalis and saying "damn"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2025 02:19 PM (bfwj/) Posted by: A Moron at December 05, 2025 02:19 PM (h+S+G) 246
>>How about Columbus, OH?
Locally, likely. But I don't recall Ohio having anything but 'R' Governorships for quite some time...sure, they are RiNO Govs...but not Dem. Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2025 02:20 PM (DeNdk) 247
Say what you want about Ariana, but the girl can sing and act.
I doubt she got her start via the casting couch. Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 05, 2025 02:20 PM (XV/Pl) 248
Looks like ICE has started arresting Somali illegals in MN.
Posted by: It's me donna at December 05, 2025 02:20 PM (VE6XX) 249
235 They need to put that police chief in Supermax for sedition.
Posted by: Vengeance at December 05, 2025 02:17 PM (4v5BO) Supermax? Never heard of that particular rope company. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2025 02:20 PM (JwNbV) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:20 PM (dK+Kv) 251
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2025 02:18 PM (JCZqz)
Yeah, no warning from you is required... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 02:20 PM (ynpvh) 252
Now MTG has become the darling of the left.
60 Minutes @60Minutes Lesley Stahl sits down with outspoken Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, in the Georgia congresswoman’s first interview since abruptly announcing her resignation from Congress. 60 Minutes, Sunday. http://60Min Posted by: redridinghood at December 05, 2025 02:21 PM (NpAcC) 253
How about Columbus, OH? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2025 02:18 PM (pkeXY) Ohio State is in the CFP. No one there gives a shit about anything else. And Day finally beat Michigan, so he gets to keep his job. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 05, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1) 254
>> It may not be popular to say, but in NY Democrats do this with the ultra Orthodox Jews.
Posted by: Vengeance at December 05, 2025 02:19 PM (4v5BO) Get a load of this Retard. I mean...he could be Governor of MN. Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2025 02:21 PM (DeNdk) 255
It is Friday. I want to have fun. I must repeat the mantra
"I must not be safe. safety is the fun-killer. safety is for children, customers and the help. I will face safety. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn to see its fruits. Where safety directives have passed, nothing will have been achieved. Only I will remain. Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2025 02:21 PM (rbvCR) 256
@60Minutes
Lesley Stahl sits down with outspoken Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, in the Georgia congresswoman’s first interview since abruptly announcing her resignation from Congress. 60 Minutes, Sunday. http://60Min Posted by: redridinghood at December 05, 2025 02:21 PM (NpAcC) Target rich environment for a golden shower. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at December 05, 2025 02:21 PM (Zz0t1) 257
But I'm strictly dickly. I can't help it. I love sex and I love men.
=== We have so much in common!!! Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 05, 2025 02:21 PM (h+S+G) Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 02:22 PM (UnA8+) 259
Can we not nuke St Paul? I live less than a mile from the governor's mansion. I'll promise to shout retard every time I walk my dog by the mansion.
Posted by: Dave at December 05, 2025 02:22 PM (sbsMc) 260
I would get a great laugh if ICE is going after the Darmood clan in Minneapolis. The Dawiya ratted them out
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2025 02:22 PM (bfwj/) 261
It looks like we 're seeing what I would call "hostiltality" on the part of local cops: we're letting you move around and we're not physically stopping you, but we're not actively cooperating.
Posted by: Paco at December 05, 2025 02:17 PM (mADJX) --- "Hostiltality" also seemed to be Basil Fawlty's default setting. He wanted guests in his hotel, but then he went out of his way to antagonize them. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2025 02:22 PM (ESVrU) 262
Pattie Gonia, that drag queen that illegally put up the pride flags in National Parks and has major, major corporate sponsors behind them, is railing at Melania for the holidays.
"...In continuing to address Melania Trump, the drag queen jeered, “I’m sure that, not only you are gonna love these organizations, but your husband is too, because he personally slashed the grants that these organizations normally receive.” I think Melania is FINE that your "eight diverse-led outdoor non-profits" got their federal tax money grant slashed. Get Patagonia to take the amount they give you and give it to the non-profits, then. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 02:22 PM (Eng1Z) 263
What did MTG do to get off the reservation, Kemosabe?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2025 02:23 PM (ynBxV) 264
THEN WHO BUILT GALLOWS Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2025 02:23 PM (O2XQw) 265
Deport the community.
Problems fixed. Posted by: torabora at December 05, 2025 02:23 PM (KtOUo) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2025 02:24 PM (O2XQw) 267
250 >>>Meghan McCain Poses for Playboy: 'I'm Strictly Dickly'
Thanks for the warning. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:20 PM (dK+Kv) Wait. Which direction is Mega Mac-n-Cheese transitioning in? Were Xey/Xem born with a penis, or are Xey/Xem getting a fake one made? Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 02:24 PM (UnA8+) 268
Send them to Rwanda.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2025 02:24 PM (ynBxV) Posted by: ... at December 05, 2025 02:24 PM (RgYBC) 270
>> Get Patagonia to take the amount they give you and give it to the non-profits, then.
Yvon Chouinard is a murderer. Guy is responsible for the deaths of many climbers. Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2025 02:25 PM (DeNdk) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2025 02:25 PM (pkeXY) 272
THEN WHO BUILT GALLOWS
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2025 02:23 PM (O2XQw) --- John Gault? Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2025 02:25 PM (krQz2) 273
China?
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2025 02:25 PM (ynBxV) 274
Wait. Which direction is Mega Mac-n-Cheese transitioning in?
Were Xey/Xem born with a penis, or are Xey/Xem getting a fake one made? Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 02:24 PM (UnA8+) I can't say. I've always just imagined her with going around all the time with dildos sticking out of every orifice and fold. It makes taking her serious more easy. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:25 PM (dK+Kv) 275
Yeah they’re a real asset to the country. Have you seen where the Somali’s have invaded? I mean, other than the ones who scored million dollar mansions at the taxpayer expense. It looks just like Mogadishu. A shithole.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2025 02:26 PM (I2y5H) 276
What did MTG do to get off the reservation, Kemosabe?
------ She's like a lot of women in Congress--they more or less follow the game plan, but about one week or so a month they seem to lose the plot and it erodes their respect. Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 02:26 PM (TN0g+) 277
269 But I'm strictly dickly
------- The feeling is not mutual. Posted by: ... Apparently not...for post 269. You and Meg. To (or two) 69. Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2025 02:26 PM (JCZqz) 278
So Meghan McCain is "super straight"? The rainbow mafia will cancel her for that.
Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 02:26 PM (Eng1Z) 279
But pretty incompetent, if you ask me. He and Commish Gordon couldn't do jack shit without Batman and Robin. - Bulg
At least the commissioner and the police chief didn't consider the Joker et al to be their principal constituents (on the other hand...maybe it wasn't mere incompetence. Hmmm...) Posted by: Paco at December 05, 2025 02:26 PM (mADJX) 280
We have morr than enough retards. Get out.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2025 02:26 PM (ynBxV) 281
"Hostiltality" also seemed to be Basil Fawlty's default setting. He wanted guests in his hotel, but then he went out of his way to antagonize them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 05, 2025 02:22 PM (ESVrU) --- Now, now. He went out of his way for him and his staff not to mention The War to the Germans. Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2025 02:26 PM (krQz2) 282
Anyone buying their actual climbing gear from Patagonia deserves to slough off an ice wall.
Be safer buying your shit off Amazon. At least then, there's a chance. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2025 02:27 PM (JwNbV) 283
274 Wait. Which direction is Mega Mac-n-Cheese transitioning in?
Were Xey/Xem born with a penis, or are Xey/Xem getting a fake one made? Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 02:24 PM (UnA8+) I can't say. I've always just imagined her with going around all the time with dildos sticking out of every orifice and fold. It makes taking her serious more easy. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:25 PM (dK+Kv) Gives a whole new meaning to folding... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 05, 2025 02:27 PM (ynpvh) 284
BTW God Bless Task Force Ranger, and f Somalia forever.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2025 02:27 PM (I2y5H) 285
We had some ICE raids a couple months ago in my city. Officially we are a sanctuary city, county and state. The local cops I know helped ICE quietly and everyone looked the other way. I'm sure some ahole leftist will scream if it happens again but tough
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 05, 2025 02:27 PM (bfwj/) 286
Goggles they nothin
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 05, 2025 02:27 PM (bXbFr) 287
279 But pretty incompetent, if you ask me. He and Commish Gordon couldn't do jack shit without Batman and Robin. - Bulg
At least the commissioner and the police chief didn't consider the Joker et al to be their principal constituents (on the other hand...maybe it wasn't mere incompetence. Hmmm...) Posted by: Paco at December 05, 2025 02:26 PM (mADJX) Wasn't the point that every cop except Gordon was paid off by the mob, until all the super-villains rolled up during "The Long Halloween"? Posted by: XTC at December 05, 2025 02:28 PM (UnA8+) 288
Pattie Gonia, that drag queen that illegally put up the pride flags in National Parks and has major, major corporate sponsors behind them, is railing at Melania for the holidays.
"...In continuing to address Melania Trump, the drag queen jeered, “I’m sure that, not only you are gonna love these organizations, but your husband is too, because he personally slashed the grants that these organizations normally receive.” I, for one, am crestfallen that the gay burlesque circus theme will not be reprised in the White House this year for Christmas. Posted by: Archimedes at December 05, 2025 02:28 PM (Riz8t) 289
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We're back to the fucking bamboo. Guys, I don't think I can pay for bamboo ruminations. Lol. This guy. What a weirdo. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 05, 2025 02:28 PM (RVftD) 290
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>>>We're back to the fucking bamboo. I hate fucking bamboo. >>>Guys, I don't think I can pay for bamboo ruminations. $20 is it? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:28 PM (dK+Kv) 291
I think we're good on retarded garbage.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2025 02:28 PM (ynBxV) 292
The only reason Freed stopped was she laughed to hard at him he got furious and kicked her out.
I'm reminded of a scene in Mandy were this turns out much much worse for the victim.... Posted by: 18-1 at December 05, 2025 02:28 PM (sKqQm) 293
"Hostiltality" also seemed to be Basil Fawlty's default setting. He wanted guests in his hotel, but then he went out of his way to antagonize them. - "Perfessor" Squirrel
Exactly so. Kind of like me and relatives who just happen to "drop in". Posted by: Paco at December 05, 2025 02:29 PM (mADJX) 294
I can't say. I've always just imagined her with going around all the time with dildos sticking out of every orifice and fold. It makes taking her serious more easy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:25 PM (dK+Kv) Gives a whole new meaning to folding... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) ------ The things I learn here. I live a sheltered life apparently. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 02:29 PM (WDjG6) 295
lol @ 289
Hordemind gets thread-bored at the same time, goes looking in the same place for new content, grabs same pull quote to comment on. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:29 PM (dK+Kv) 296
Anyone buying their actual climbing gear from Patagonia deserves to slough off an ice wall.
Be safer buying your shit off Amazon. At least then, there's a chance. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2025 02:27 PM (JwNbV) The very best mountain climbing gear comes from Bell Helicopter. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2025 02:29 PM (npFr7) 297
Bamboozled rhymes with Misled.
Posted by: Warai Otokoman-Schultz at December 05, 2025 02:30 PM (JwNbV) 298
>>> 276 What did MTG do to get off the reservation, Kemosabe?
It sounds like she had a meeting with Trump, she wanted to run for governor or senator and get his support. Trump told her she had no chance, according to his polling, and he wouldn't endorse her. Wouldn't back a losing race. You know what they say about a woman scorned...she couldn't handle it. Is burning the whole thing down behind her as she leaves. Which shows she was never actually MAGA. Posted by: LizLem at December 05, 2025 02:30 PM (Eng1Z) 299
This is MAGA country!
Posted by: PG at December 05, 2025 02:30 PM (7B6QP) Posted by: Charlie Foxtrot at December 05, 2025 02:31 PM (krQz2) 301
During The Battle of Mogadishu, these fuckers picked up everything they could to shoot and throw at us. The bullshit about friendly clans is just that, bullshit. We should have never let these people in our country.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 05, 2025 02:31 PM (I2y5H) 302
None of you asked for the Meghan McCain Playboy pics?!??! Well, I'm here to help regardless. You're in luck...none of her photos were nudes. Weird for classic Playboy, but good for modern Playboy (and your lunch)
https://shorturl.at/sDdlv Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2025 02:31 PM (JCZqz) 303
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on uses.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 05, 2025 02:31 PM (ynBxV) 304
The very best mountain climbing gear comes from Bell Helicopter.
------- Can you imagine what a life insurance premium would cost for a helicopter pilot who likes to climb mountains as a hobby? Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 02:32 PM (TN0g+) 305
MTG looks like a damn picasso painting.
Eyes all cattywampus. Nose and mouth off doing their own thing. It's unsettling. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2025 02:32 PM (JwNbV) 306
nood universities
Posted by: barbarausa at December 05, 2025 02:32 PM (enw9G) 307
As drinker muses 'who asked for this'
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 05, 2025 02:32 PM (bXbFr) 308
None of you asked for the Meghan McCain Playboy pics?!??! Well, I'm here to help regardless. You're in luck...none of her photos were nudes. Weird for classic Playboy, but good for modern Playboy (and your lunch)
https://shorturl.at/sDdlv Posted by: Admiral Ackbar === I'M NOT CLICKING ON THAT!!! Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 05, 2025 02:33 PM (h+S+G) 309
This is MAGA country!
------- My life won't be complete if I don't get to yell that at least once in a public setting. Posted by: Crusader at December 05, 2025 02:33 PM (TN0g+) 310
Strickly Dickly was slated to be a blockbuster gay musical starring some of the biggest names, writers and musical talent in the business but fell victim to unfortunate timing. The unchecked hysteria over AIDS and HIV caused all involved to shy away from the project and funding dried up. Even condom sponsor Trojan pulled out.
Posted by: Snooty Theatre Critic at December 05, 2025 02:33 PM (PsX7R) 311
Ace's autism shines, again. Once Ace sinks his hooks into something, he doesn't let go. Olivia Nuzzo has no idea what she's in for, now. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2025 02:33 PM (O2XQw) 312
You know what they say about a woman scorned...she couldn't handle it. Is burning the whole thing down behind her as she leaves. Which shows she was never actually MAGA.
Posted by: LizLem ======= Any new movement attracts solid folks and those that want to ride the wave to fame and fortune. She was the latter. Posted by: whig at December 05, 2025 02:35 PM (WDjG6) 313
THEN WHO BUILT GALLOWS
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2025 02:23 PM (O2XQw) --- John Gault? Posted by: Axeman at December 05, 2025 02:25 PM (krQz2) THEN WHO WAS PHONE? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 05, 2025 02:36 PM (dK+Kv) 314
Remember "prince" harry's "heroic" deeds in Afghanistan? Remember how some of them were video recorded? Yeah, I said it years ago, and I'll say it again: staged. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2025 02:36 PM (O2XQw) 315
None of you asked for the Meghan McCain Playboy pics?!??! Well, I'm here to help regardless. You're in luck...none of her photos were nudes. Weird for classic Playboy, but good for modern Playboy (and your lunch) https://shorturl.at/sDdlv Posted by: Admiral Ackbar Who are you and why are you socking the Admiral? I look out of morbid curiosity, and that photo is definitely not from his stable of 'models'. Posted by: BifBewalski - at December 05, 2025 02:36 PM (QVmho) 316
>> Anyone buying their actual climbing gear from Patagonia deserves to slough off an ice wall.
Be safer buying your shit off Amazon. At least then, there's a chance. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 05, 2025 02:27 PM (JwNbV) Before Patagonia there was Chouinard. Dude changed the company name to escape liability. Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2025 02:36 PM (DeNdk) 317
At least Cartman used his own mudders credit card.
Posted by: DaveA at December 05, 2025 02:37 PM (FhXTo) 318
Remember "prince" harry's "mates" on his "team," like he was some sort of super soldier? Those weren't his fucking mates. They were his bodyguards. This kid has been a fraud since the day he was born. Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2025 02:38 PM (O2XQw) 319
noood Posted by: Soothsayer at December 05, 2025 02:38 PM (O2XQw) 320
I don't think I'm alone in feeling frustration and fatigue over all the criminality being revealed without any consequence other than endless outrage du jour that goes nowhere. It's not a question of blaming Trump, just disgust at the perpetual inaction and futility of the system we purportedly now manage. Yes, it's great to bag the J5 bomber, but that's small beer, a sideshow.
What might offer a boost would be a far more proactive and personal (remember Alinsky) campaign against the media, and an aggressive public information/civics education campaign about the mutation of the democrat party into an out-and-out enemy of America. If we can't put them in jail, we can try to degrade and stigmatize them. Posted by: Ordinary American at December 05, 2025 02:41 PM (WHfpM) 321
Who are you and why are you socking the Admiral? I look out of morbid curiosity, and that photo is definitely not from his stable of 'models'.
Posted by: BifBewalski I'm the OG Ackbar, and my gals aren't all cave trolls. I like to mix things up Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at December 05, 2025 02:44 PM (JCZqz) 322
This isn't just an idle speculation. Somali pirates have "donated" -- paid in bribery -- $50,000+ to Democrat politicians for protection, and that's just the money reported in FEC filings.
Forget Venezuela. Send the Navy to the horn of Africa and shell Somalia back to the singularity event that created the Universe. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2025 03:05 PM (x0n13) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2025 03:05 PM (x0n13) 324
Anyone can look up the number of Somalis that are unemployed and collecting endless benefits. 42% unemployed for working age Somali Americans.
My immigrant family would faint at those numbers - nobody, ever, was unemployed. We took every job we could find. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at December 05, 2025 03:14 PM (gDhA9) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0444 seconds. |
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